Disgraceful Retreat Edition>Previous>>558076842>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6YFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14>LATEST PATCHESFeb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
>>558108837joel is a dirty rigger
WE LOST BECAUSE SWEDES HATE THEIR PLAYERS AND (YOU), AS CONSUMERS, SHOULD NEVER BUY A GAME FROM SWEDES EVER AGAIN
>>558108837I'm just glad we managed to get the SEAF out so it wasn't all bad. It would've really fucking sucked if we had failed even that.
You could have this, Helldiver.
>>558109092>Chinese bootleg robutt
>>558109084Pretty sure lost more Helldivers destroying that Megafactory than the number of SEAF soldiers saved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWSLHcAyy90https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8VDUDzxkM
>>558109327Who's the fodder now, hellsissy?
>>558109429I really do wish they'd re-issue Ambassador of the Brand outside of pre-order only shit just to be able to get a bit of that SEAF support feel to my comrades on the field.
>>558109429>Wouldnt be alive if the Helldivers didnt save them
>>558106902I like the loyalist. It is a convenient pocket answer to gunships and "OOPS, all bile spewers!!!" Does good damage to fleshmobs as well. The talon may fit into more loadouts, but loyalist is viable.>>558102617Good games.
>>558109429that helldiver brings the supply pack to the yard
I wish that the swedes would give us sidearm customization. I want to paint my guns helldiver black+yellow. Same for the armor too. I crave bacon apples.
>>558109640>the tank catchkino
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>558109829Will be 10 more years. Leakers haven't found any weapon camos at all for secondaries but armors using the weapon camos have been in the game files since launch. Remember the tribal armor for Dust Devils? That was leaked since launch and it took 1 year for it to come out and it was recolored to piss yellow. There were ancient leaks mentioning ammo longer barrels for the senator but no models or anything.
>Back to D10 walking simulator experience.I want my oppressive spawns again.
>>558109092When cyberstan finds out you have access to sensitive Super Earth secrets they send the Semen Extraction Brigade
>>558109925I'm just glad the gatling sentry didn't merc anyone. I meant to bring MG sentry but clicked the wrong one. I could feel it trying to kill me and E4.I really wish that we had a favorites/stratagem loadout system. The menu is starting to get awfully cluttered. Every time that I take laser cannon or quasar, I second guess whether or not I'm picking the right one. Same for when I want commando but sometimes accidentally click spear.
I forgot what I used to actually take on bot missions...
>>558108972>>558108912Waiting on (you) to catch on that Super Earth is satire of American imperialism, and the entire campaign will be about (you) slowly losing, because America doesn't deserve to win.
>>558110057I don't even care about functional addons like longer barrels and shit, even though that would be a trivial addition for an indie working on the game by himself. Just let me paint the stuff black and yellow.
>>558110241Whether we deserve it or not, we will win
>>558109092No thank you. I like my girl to be fleshy and warm.
>>558110034returnfag
>>558110241That's what HD1 was about. 2 is full-ass I HATE THE ANTICHRIST with a dash of CCP policies held together by a media campaign to make Lenin blush.
>>558110342lollmao
>>558110241I'm waiting for the swiggers to add Super Trump who'll apply Super Tariffs to all factions and make our own stuff Super Expensive because of they'd do that.
how angry will the swedes be when the US invades iran
>>558110529>8 February 2024They are definitely regretting missing the opportunity to make Super Earth a federation, where one part is clearly dominant and more politically relevant, and have their leader/representatives start clowning on the rest for little gain, resulting in debuffs for (you).
the game is actually very boring after having to gitgud through that massive difficulty spike
>>558110647Not as angry as I'll be. Bombing people without starting a war is Orange Man's specialty, and I'll be exceptionally disappointed if he fucks it up.
Can someone recommend some good mods to try out? Quality of life ones I mean. I saw someone advertising one that gives sentries that Team Fortress 2 *BEEP* before they start mag dumping, and I've seen a few that give sights with ranged points of aim for the EAT/RR/leveler.
D10 walking simulator experience.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244757331416/76561198071306508
>>558110385SE is the globohomo in HD2. They aren't even being subtle about it. Israeli tavors instead of the British SA80 for their standard issue rifle. SEAF is literally discount UN blue and the helldivers no longer have older british accents but young kids that are using American English. They even parodied the Oct 7th attack with the fake music event being attacked by the Illuminates
>>558110921full
I see people taking this games lore way too seriously, lemme just set the record straight. Super Earth is evil, like Actually evil. I know its crazy, but bear with me. They are every single authoritarian regime trope rolled into one satirical caricature of a government. The game cannot stop screaming in your face just how evil they are. The only people who cannot read the satire are autists, which compromise a large portion of the playerbase (as well as Arrowhead themselves). Every single problem, every enemy faction...is caused by Super Earths shenanigans.Now (you), the player, the Helldiver...are NOT evil. You are simply a soldier -a grunt, one might say- fighting to spread Freedom and Democracy to those in need. Helldivers, and by extension (you), are good people who more often than not, do the right thing. Its just that you also fight for a very evil government.
Moments before disaster
>>558110853https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/1034https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/1076heavy units and chaff remastered, help fix some of the dogshit mixing especially for heavies and chaff like the bug
>>558111032how are individuals not evil and confirmed good when you're outright saying the envelope of their entire world is completely evil? that's retarded and you're a dumbass
>>558108781My suspicion is that E710 has psychic properties which is why the bugs have so much in their bodies and responsible for how warp technology is even possible. I doubt Super Earth high command would want to accidentally give their citizens psychic connections.
Now that the MO is over, let's talk about ideas for stratagems and/or weapons that could make the meta more fun, though more revolutionary ideas are not unwelcome.Tactical Mine Layer: Stratagem support weapon with an ammo backpack. Give it a 4-round magazine, and 5 reloads from the backpack. You can deploy mines in the precise place you aim at, the mines arm after 7-8 seconds so you can't just drop them in the middle of a fight and have to place them pre-emptively, and the mines auto-detonate after three minutes so there are no worries about leftover clutter. Compared to minefield stratagems, you can place them more discretely and as sparse/dense as you want, the flexibility of planting smaller minefields without a cumbersome cooldown makes it worth the support weapon and backpack slots.Firing mode allows you to swap it between anti-personnel and anti-tank modes. Anti-personnel mines have about the same performance as the existing stratagem, while anti-tank mines are about half as strong as the stratagem version with a smaller explosive radius. Anti-tank mode is AP5 and 30 demo force, so you can makeshift stick it to a spawner to blow it up.
botpill me on the laser cannon
>>558111032your media literacy is off the fuggen charts!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>5581109641 was GWOT jingoism turned up to 12 or 13, and yes, with a big British filter layered on top (fucking tea-drinking limeys). That was what made the wink wink nudge nudge work so well, because it was kinda right. It's a lot less funny in 2 because it's way too right. And I bet you AH couldn't even tell the difference because they aren't a part of that culture.
>>558111228Rep-80 from HD1. Since AH and their bootlickers are autistic about """realism"" and no ""space magic"" turn the healing ray into medical spray liquid that comes from stims. Basically a spray gun like the one from Resident Evil series. Obviously add the sci fi greeble shit but this game needs more support items because status effects are dogshit and the stim pistol has more sway than a laser cannon for some reason
>>558111325It's vaguely comparable to HMG. They defeat most of the same enemies via the same weakspots, but the HMG has superior DPS and the LC has better handling accuracy. You can treat the LC like a alternative primary that is good at sweeping up smaller chaff targets and capable of killing devastators/hulks with precision attacks. It's one of the more braindead easy ways to kill gunships.
>>558111464I'm hoping for a medic warbond simply because if they wanted to add the stim pack they'd have to nerf the supply pack which would make a lot of people angry and that'd be hilarious
>>558111571Rep-80 thats belt fed like the medic-gun from TF2
>>558111652angel drone that's just a gundog with a stim pistol
>>558111325LC solves the bot front until you run into war strider seed.
>>558111325Used to be really good until War Striders popped up. Tanks just aren't dangerous and Factory Striders were the only thing you couldn't kill fast. Infinite ammo let you go wherever do whatever and never worry about resource consumption.It's still fun to make loadouts centered around minimizing resource consumption but it's less "viable" nowadays.
>>558111738Eh. I dont like the idea of healing being free like that.
>>558111032>who more often than not, do the right thingIronically the devs get mad at us for this. Like Joel having a melty when we didn't start firebombing planets we already took for zero reason.
NO ONE SHOULD REGRET SAVING THE 77TH NOT EVEN THE DEVS WE DID THE RIGHT THING YOU REMAINED WHAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN HUMAN!
>>558111228>Now that the MO is over, let's talk about ideas for stratagems and/or weapons that could make the meta more fun,CRYO
>>558111948Reminds me when they were surprised that people wanted to save the orphans instead of some gas facility. I don't get why theyre obsessed with forcing us to larp as evil for no reason other than for the sake of it and then punish us when we dont play out their larp. Apparently in Arrowheads mind, youre only evil if youre just cartoonishly evil and do evil things for shits and giggles which I cant tell if theyre just stupid or it says something deeper about how Swedes see the world
>>558112116Arrowhead suffers from the same issue that many gamedevs do when presented with evil choices in that we need to actually get an edge for doing so. Vernen Wells for example the evil choice got us anti-tank mines which the community already didn't want for the meme thus saving the kids was the obvious choice. For the firebombing it was poor timing and explanation, there was no obvious gain in doing it and it was during the hack ARG which made people paranoid. So with no obvious gain in doing so(in fact many obvious losses since it was 24 hours with no DSS support) there was zero reason to do it.
If the devs wanted this game to be some wacky slapstick dying to random bullshit grunt meatgrinder fantasy, why the fuck did they put a 20 reinforcement limit into the game? This seems to go directly against the entire idea, and they've had to constantly fight with the playerbase over "not getting it" because why would you think that was the point given the game's design?
>>558111032It's funny really. If I were plopped into the Helldivers universe as a citizen I would absolutely root for Super Earth because the alternative is plain ol death. I know Super Earth is evil but that won't stop the bugs, bots, and squids from eating, chopping, or reconstituting me. The enemy faction's justifiable revenge includes going through me one way or another.
>>558112267It's the fact that evil choices in game are always dogshit and for edge lords. Devs are afraid to make the good choices harder like they are in real life while the evil options are easier.
>>558112116They are genuinely obsessed with trying to make "us" look bad. See cyberstan, where they flavor texted a ""civilian"" automaton fleet trying to escape cyberstan which the SEAFbros promptly btfo. There have no civilians, they're fucking murder robots. Just reeks of the highest tier reddit retardation.
>>558111032>media literacy>grunt fantasy>"stop taking the story so seriously">"don't you know super earth is evil?"
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244758945596/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>558112395Exactly, turns out many people don't just choose to be evil for zero reason, especially when it offers no tactical advantage or outright is tactically bad from a war perspective.
>>558111948still miffed about nuking Penta. made no sense.
>>558112549I still dont get what the point of doing that was. And why such a random "who cares" planet
What is this distribution called?
>>558112524full
>>558112651>>558112549It was a poll on the discord as usual. No mention anywhere else.
>>558112776Except it wasn't, you fucking moron.
>>558112776no, anon. the poll was actually in game. what are you talking about?
>>558112696Recharging after having to deal with the Cyberstan shitshow.
>>558112696
>>5581126961 in 3 divers enjoyed Cyberstan1 in 10 divers wish we'd get an Illuminate update already1 in 4 divers are taking a bot break1 in 4 divers never leave the bug front
>>558112806+1000 Izzat
>tfw manufactured to early to burn Super Earth>tfw manufactured to late to defend my masters homeworld
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205167948646449253/1474678643035738173/failed.mp4?ex=699ab902&is=69996782&hm=8e542dfb286e72e3bb0da648fd87f89dd4733be2930c0fb39f90c99d8ecf5c3a&
>>558112696relaxing with bugs
>>558112978>pushing backwith what? we didn't take the planet, sure. but they still got a beating of their lives.
why do automatrons write in korean
>>558112696The vibes wave, where the playerbase is playing only for fun and not to complete a Major Order. I find it disgusting.
>>558112975>Goes home to play Botdivers (the servers for Automaton Welding Simulator 2008 are down)
>no major order>no reason to divesimple as. time to enjoy my citizen life
>>558111228I want more laser weaponsLaser sniperLaser grenadeLaser mechLaser stratsCryo lasersLava gunsOccult Science stuffA "rescue" dog that heals you etc.AND A FUCKING MOTORBIKE!!!I swear the Swedes listen to my suggestions with half an ear cause we got things that I was specifically asking for more often than naught, but they seem to refuse to give me my fucking motorbike
>>558111571medic and sniper warbonds are about the only things that might make me reinstall this swedish shit show
Best way to grind weapon levels quickly?
>>558113780don't think about it
>>558113780#1 hacks#2 join games with 100% objective completion at extract
>>558113780just use it. If you don't like the weapon, pick up someone elses primary or use a SW more suited to being a primary weapon like the mmg, HMG or laser cannon
>>558111228Orbital Lightning Strike>AP5 bolt that auto-targets like the ORC, will oneshot up to chargers/tanks. Proceeds to arc all around with AP3 mini-bolts from the impact point, NEVER going more than 30 meters from impact to give an easily seeable minimum safe distance.Taser Cannon>backpack fed arc weapon that goes full force lightning on motherfuckers, rapidly building up stun. Has a heat meter, and it never overheats like the dickle, instead of burning there is arc backlash. Works like a cross between the warrant and the blitzer with multiple continuous arc streams that lock on to targets. AP4 but bad durable damage.Area Denial Grenades>A grenade that flips up on little legs and projects a tall spire upwards when it comes to rest. When another spire is deployed within 15 meters of the first, it projects a taser fence between the two spires, zapping anything that tries to cross. Damage is low, but it builds stun really fast. Basically Wattson from Apex Legends.Taser knuckles>Secondary melee weapon with reloadable charges like the hammer. On impact it zaps the fuck out of the target and sends multiple arcs through the target to fan out behind it. Regular shitty melee weapon without a charge.
We need heavy mechsWe need assault mechsWe need more lasers, Gauss, and PPC weaponsWe need a Battletech™ collab and the Spear needs a buff
>>5581109213/4
>>558113958Speaking of arc.Arc damage grenade launcher. Just splash a shit ton of arc & stun around
>>558114302Anon...
This is what the cyborgs will send to Super Earth
>>558104376>Because this is a console game.It's funny that you say that when the game sold more than twice as many copies on PC than on PS5This game was made with consoles in mind, but it ends up being played more on PC
>can usually solo full clear a d10 mission in 20 minutes with 1 or 2 deaths>join SOS on d7+ and routinely see hordes of low levels sucking up 24 reinforcements 15 minutes into a mission (they ALWAYS bring reinforcement booster)i waited two years for this fight just for the actions of those who did not care about the MO to have more weight than the actions of those who did. wtf was arrowhead thinking.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244762049488/76561198993299329uhhh D10 squids
>>558114420Where is the cock?
>>558114681i aint gonna
>>558114365Wut?
>>558114793https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/GL-52_De-Escalator
>>558114701is that what she said?
>Scoreboard! Scoreboard!common botsissy L where da creek fags when you needed them too busy being homeless or what
>played hd2 for over 50 hours now>haven't unlocked or used a single hangar stratagem>they only have 2-3 uses each, waste of a slot>only now find out they have unlimited usesholy bad description, sweden
>>558115043Do you not possess simple logic? If the Eagle stratagems really were only 2-3 uses per mission as opposed to per Rearm, why would they still be balanced like this two years later, and why would people keep using them instead of bitching about how useless they are?
Hmm... trident...
I miss Cyberstan
>>558115259i rarely see people use hangar stratsthere was a mission where one dude used a 500 kg twice and then i looked it up
>>5581146811/4 still waiting for my squiddiver bros
>>558115331The fundamental problem with Democracy was the people could not be bothered to put in the effort to study the options available and vote in a way that corresponded with their beliefs. Thus was born Managed Democracy, a system in which you tell the voting machine your key issues and it fills out the ballot for you.Everything else descends from there.
>>558110647Why should we be? Honestly it is a win win. Dead mutts and dead goatfuckers.
>>558115425>>558114703
>>558115502you ain't gonna play the got damn game you fool
>>5581146812/4
>>558108837>day [I forgot] of checking the nexus for a mechwarrior 2 music replacer>still nothingjust fuck my shit upI just wanna hear freedom fight blaring as I drop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC9CmNi0ZY0The whole OST has a ton of great tracks that'd fit perfectly with different background tracks.
>>558115653SFX: 10music: 0>play music you like in the background.
>>558115653do it yourself>download a random music replacement mod>slap that shit into audio modder>replace the tracks that were replaced in the original mod with those of your choice>exportvoila
>>5581146813/4
>>5581146814/4
>>5581146815/4
>>558112696Not caring about swedescum faggot narrative
doko?
>>558108837>actually play the game>constantly experience retarded shit like thisThis fucking game is actually so ass it's impressive. Like I can see the potential but holy fuck the Swedes never fail to disappoint.
>>558115748Problem is that the tool for it is almost constantly broken because it's written in python, so when you're not running into version and dependency hell issues, it seems to just be crashing on it's own.At least that's been my experience with it, and further reinforces my stance that anyone choosing to use python more than 3 months after learning it as their first language needs to be sterilized.
>>558116313Joel saw your mods and rightfully punished you
go home, helldiver
>>558116437works on my machinethe only time it refused to work for me was when they switched over to slim build and that was fixed within 24h
>>558110964Yes yes, Babylon wages war on Babylon and so on. However
I still have an unfinished D10 on Cyberstan, if anyone wants a last hurrahsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244764234094
>>558116313goondivers...
>>558116497wrong image
>>5581165052/4, get in for 2 more missions on cyberstan, behind enemy lines
>>558116440I know you're but I was already experiencing shit like this on a completely vanilla, mod/cheat free game. This game is genuinely so ass I had zero hesitation to cheat in SC and medals to skip the rest of the grind. You guys really need to get better taste because good lord this game goes from being okay to absolutely Swedish tedium slop.
>>558116613I know you're joking*
>>5581165053/4, space for (You)
>>5581125243/4 now, join
>>558116574surstromming is stored in the ass
>>558116505fvll
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244764931854/76561198039577510Last flight out of cyberstan
>>558116032Anon there's no narrative right now.
>>558116865oh its only one mission left btw
>>558116574Sorry anon I only have one mind.
Why aren't we given more control over the seed you're getting? I understand it adds more difficulty to the game but for me it just forces me to bring Grenade Launcher to almost every bug mission since it completely trivializes Bile Spewer seed.
>>558111110Your text chat? Yo do have experience playing on PC, right?
>>5581168653/4
>>558117021>Why aren't we given more control over the seed you're getting?stop being such an easy fuck anon
EDF collab never because too based for swiggestan
As a big fuck you to the Swiggers, I shall now use cheats/mods to get my SC.Someone link me to them pretty please.
Tier 6 ship upgrades when?
check the archive broyou're on pc, not a consoleturd so you can look it up yourself.
>>558116479>>558116343:(
>>558117078>EDF collab never because too based for swiggestanCan't do that, people might realize it's a better series.My soul yearns to run dual howitzer Fencer once morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYNKAzCruE
Rate the GMing for the Cyberstan event /10
>>558117339>Rate the GMing for the Cyberstan event3/10Should have come up with some ass-pull to compensate for the fucked spawns and Bing Chilling spawning in eggs.
>>558114642>wtf was arrowhead thinking.They were thinking that they love the casuals and tourists.
>>558117339>GMing:2/10 only bonus point for 77th shenanigan in the end>New mobs5/10 okay, but for fucks sake patch the vox's threads>New maps4/10 who left the ac at bouncy castle running>Overall rating for cyberstan event:3.6 - not even a "meh"
>>558117078But which weapons? Pocket sand, perhaps? I recommend Air Raider stratagems.
>>558117607this looks so retardedlike a fake video game in a movie
>>558114681>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244762049488/765611989932993292/4 BUG diving now
>>558114681back to 2/4doing whatever
>>558117665>>5581176833/4
>>5581176834/4
>>558117643>this looks so retardedThat's EDF's whole thing.The nips made a game using unused assets, it ended up being pretty fun, and they just kept making more and more of them trying to one-up how retarded they were.Pretty sure the guy who writes the story for them has to work with a limited budget for oxygen.
I want to blood eagle whoever at AH thought that a "trillion Vox Engines falling on u XDDD" was hilarious.
>>558117339Joel/10
>>558117784alright thenkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>558117607Literally throw a dart at any air raider stratagem and add as a red gemExperimental laser beam wing diver bullshit that's either dogshit or broken (a laser disco grenade perhaps)Fencer never because durh my gruntsFor ranger's weapons either a stork (lame option) or minion buster (cool option)
>>558117783we fucking lost?
So how nuclear will the seething be when the conclusion of HL2's campaign will be Super Earth losing? AH openly despises and antagonizes the cowadoody epic based 40k normgroid playerbase that doesn't "get it" yet.
>>5581173393/10. If there'd been less support, it would have worked well as "high command fucked up, we weren't ready for this, broken arrow broken arrow". Instead, what was supposed to be a "highly dynamic" campaign consisted entirely of making things easier with no unexpected setbacks. The last-minute SEAF rescue came less as a decision crisis and more as the playerbase giving up in disgust at a mission that STILL looked impossible even after all the handouts.Having just rewatched Joel's self-fellating videos, I think he's just fucking addicted to trying to re-create Mort. He really, REALLY wants everything to be down to the wire, but that's the kind of thing you just can't force from the top.
>>558117872...Half Life 2?
>>558116865I CRASHED
>>558117872I think you or maybe they misunderstand the playerbase. I saw a lot of replies to the fake if we lost super earth stuff they made and many were saying how that would have been an interesting outcome. I think if we end up losing Super Earth peoples reactions won't be demoralized but galvanized in their belief that the enemy is in the wrong and any act against them is justified.
>>558116865Quick come back in!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244764931854/76561198163621377
Remember to drink plenty of water anon-kunsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244766619727/76561197993853021
>>558117339I would give it a solid 2/10, maybe 3/10>tying MO success to players dying as little as possible was the worst way it could have been implemented, especially involving deaths across all fronts and in a title update that would see a huge number of returners who would die in droves>badly explaining the "raze this planet or it'll get attacked from behind" mechanic and then punishing the players for making ill-informed choices>fucking railroading us out of taking out Aurora Bay, I'm still fucking pissed about this one>not properly balancing the Cyberstan campaign and having us take multiple days for even Autonomy, one of the smallest fucking Megafactories>trying to "save" the campaign by magically pulling reinforcement reserves out of his ass with bug/squid missions, which in turn caused less people to complete operations/missions on Cyberstan and thus caused the MO to fail>we never once saw SEAF troopers inside the Megafactories, even though it would have greatly added to the experienceThe new content is excellent. Compromise Defenses is a fun side objective, Cyborgs and Vox Engines are fun to fight, and Megafactories are fun to fight on, even with AA Emplacements everywhere and Vox spam that ultimately caused every single mission I played at D10 to wipe after completing the main objective. But the overall campaign was bullshit because we were literally being punished for the bad decisions and poor performance of other players. I was already reducing the difficulty to D9, and going only for the main objectives and skipping side objectives and bases, so that we would die less and have a better chance at winning the MO, which felt utterly wrong because what's the point of playing a mission if you aren't going to try to full clear it.
>>558117862B E A M
>>558117607>comically large, slow missile strat (next to no AOE, all single target damage)>M16 like (futurized) assault rifle (high capacity, low accuracy, light pen)>shoulder mounted Gallia 30MM cannon (damage between autocannon and recoiless, ungodly recoil)>Arcane 6-shot missile (actually multitargets)>armor based on the classic EDF 4 soldier (pic rel) with a face mask>converts to EDF4 wingdiver set on "lean" (I know it wouldn't happen but a man can dream)>tortoise launcher (including the retarded "drop missile 4 feet prior to launch" mechanic)
>>558117643It's made out of love for cheesy science fiction B movies. If you ever listen to the dialogue, a lot of the homages become much more obvious. But the gameplay is quite solid, there's a decent amount of power fantasy because the weapons are absurd but it's also challenging so your busted-ass weapons can only just barely win you the day.
>>558118263Tortoise would be the Vox killer.
>>558117607this shit looks so goofy but I bet it's actually more fun than HD2 which is sad.
>>558118384I wish we had radio coms in helldivers and there'd be a helldiver randomly screaming it's all lost and we're all gonna die 24/7
What if we had an EYE crossover?
>>558118398>lock on vox>fire>vox slowly moves behind building>tortoise moves to follow it directly>hitting the rock next to you>"All helldivers lost, deploying replacements"
>>558117798>creates scenarios designed to fail because he wants to see helldivers and superearth lose again and again to prove his self-perceived highly media literate personal leftist ideologybad gm
so what's going on on Aurora Bay?What happens when the divers take over that city?
>>558118520Good radio chatter seems like a lost art in vidya these days. Still remember that Half Life 2 had a ton of enemy reactions to what you're doing that adds a lot of character to the setting.
>>558118532what if I ripped your face off and wore it like a fucking party hat?bear killer my beloved
>>558118586Getting 95% of the way there is quite literally too subtle for that.
>>558118610nothing, bots will reclaim it overnight. it would be as if nothing you do ever matters
>>558118610If that regional impact continues planetwide well might be enough to push forward enough. Story around the web seems to be a lot are spamming d1 in order push the scale since everyone learned how the modifiers work but hard to say if it will actually make a difference especially when swedes wake up and get to the office.
>>558118610Most likely outcome, the massive 5% effective decay rate will cause us to lose ground immediately since we have less than even 40% of the active player base on the planet. Then the city gets reset, Joel throws the next MO at us, and the Jet Brigade continues to exist.>>558118772It's technically already afternoon in Sweden, albeit the weekend.
>>558118809>It's technically already afternoonit's not even noon, dude
>redacted regiment gets a semi-successor like viper to python commandos>it's a legendary warbond collab
>>558118721>overnighthaha yeah, but seriously, is there anything that can beat thunder dragons?
>>558118809Weekends are like mini-vacations when you think about it.
player-driven narrative
joel-driven railroad
>>558118520>I wish we had radio coms in helldivers and there'd be a helldiver randomly screaming it's all lost and we're all gonna die 24/7The coms from the series are some of the best audio content in any game just for how "bad Japanese translation" they tend to be.>guy on the radio talking about a new enemy>THEY LOOK ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE US!>I-I CAN'T SHOOT THEM!>enemy is pic related
why is the system pretending theres a million active players online at any given time
>>558119198this is literally a swedish woman you sick fuck
>>558119268>
>>558119268Well shit, they do kinda look like my ex now that you mention it.
>>558119198How did you get this picture of me
>>558119261Joel needs an excuse for why no one wants to follow his hyper specific storyline.
Squ'bai Shrine will be better.
>>558118610>+10% liberation rate>eaglemount liberated in just 2 more hoursholy shit, what is going on at eaglemount
>>558118142The more I think about it, the campaign would have been far better implemented if the lose condition were something like "We have an expeditionary fleet whose specific task is to land the SEAF soldiers on the surface and cover their advance by suppressing orbital defenses. If we lose the entire fleet, then the SEAF will be unable to make progress on the planet and we will have no choice but to retreat." And then our job as Helldivers is to try to destroy AA Emplacements and Orbital Cannons (surely there's a way to count those in the API) on top of completing missions and operations. Have the campaign HP bar represent the number of fleet vessels we have to support the SEAF, and the more missions we complete, the more bot defenses we destroy, and the more Megafactories we destroy, the less losses the fleet takes. Then players wouldn't feel so bad about dying during missions, and Joel has better control over campaign progress since it isn't reliant on returners not dying in droves because they only play the game once every few months whenever a title update happens.
>>558119646it's just a simplified display of city liberation progress>a city that gives a 20% liberation boost will be liberated in two hours which means current liberation rate is 10%/h
>>558117607Aight hear me out.>Eagle-1 custom skin>It's just Eagle-1 in a wingdiver cosplay carrying whatever ordinance you ordered to target
>>558116505thanks for coming out, frens
>>558119646GIM's at 0.016. Anyone have a display that includes city HP? Eaglemount's probably pretty small compared to the megafactories.
Holy shit what a train wreck. I'm so glad I skipped this dogshit. Bots are the worst enemies in the game.
>>558119646Joel asleep at the wheel again
>>558118610>What happens when the divers take over that city?Aurora Bay's massive +3% resistance will extremely rapidly delete the liberation boost the city will give.It will all be for nothing.
>people seriously thought we would get to wipe cyberstan off the galactic map the very first time we stepped foot on itactual certified retards
>>558119646>18.75% planet liberationChump change, the epic bot counterattack will capture 6 planets in 2 days
Bug R&R at Ursica, 2/4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244764931854/76561198163621377
Where are the samples in this type of poi in cities?
>>558120336FULL!
>>558120168>people seriously thought we would be allowed to wipe cyberstanFixed it. Originally you made it sound like we have player agency.
>>5581203363/4 again!
so how long until we have to wait for the bot counter offensive and the inevitable battle for SE
lobbies fill up too fast..
Swiggers are going to fucking ban us if we keep misinterpreting Nazi Ger... I mean Super Earth. You can't let them win. Chuds united.You HAVE to be the good goy.
>>558112524ggz frenshttps://files.catbox.moe/4eqilv.mp4
>>558121138Now that was a barrel of laughs
>>558120569after holidays
>>558121359Two weeksThat's 2 swedish years btw
>>558121053I don't mind us losing on Cyberstan, but I wish it felt more deserved. We just lost because the GM was actively sabotaging us most of the time. I used to play ttrpgs pretty often with a group of friends, and it feels like when you have an inexperienced GM who thinks it's them vs the players and becomes obnoxious because they want to "win".
>>558121529Chuds bad, mkay?We will never win if it isn't in the script.The script is redacted by a huge swigger faggot.You know where this is going?
>>558121551nice hair physics, lol
>>558117339Great event, it was a genius move to have each city have different enemy spawns.
We don't get medals?
>>558121529That's a good way of putting it. Any good GM knows that a memorable campaign is the result if cooperative storytelling, not an Us VS You mentality.
>>558122113MO medals are pointless; if you play the game to any extent, you get more medals faster than an MO gives you, even just D1 POI farming.
>>558121870Why does the idea of UN ruling the world, rigging elections and implementing a social credit system being a bad thing make you feel so attacked, anon?
>>558122289That's fucking antisemitic you fucking chud
>>558122317it is?
>>558117783>>558114681Kino games
>>558122246It'll be nice to get a large chunk of it at once. It's the principle of things, What's the point participating in such "large" scale event if you didn't get anything out of it.
>>558122354Of course not. The chinese are the ones importing infinite niggers and muslims in your country. The USA is a beacon of liberty and not a single one of their politicians are blackmailed by Israel or are straight up kikes with double nationality. Nothing to see here, goy. Nobody is going to give the literal devil a 20 minutes long standing ovation.Goydivers to the Goypods
>>558122657is that the apc
>>558123027it's clearly the fucking oil rig
>>558123109the what
How would you write the story if we won at cyberstan and destroyed all the cyborg factories. Obviously joels intent was for us to lose so they could justify putting bot cities everywhere, but how to justify it if we won.
Bought and am currently playing HD1, working my way up the difficulties aloneCan anyone tell me why we've lost the ability to make the REP-80? The Stim Pistol is shittier in every single way. We had Point'n'Fix technology 100 years ago, shit like the ARDA LIMtech waves from Pacific Drive and now we're out here struggling with fucking drugs?
>>558123027no it's the big rig
>>558123132an oil rig. for rigging oil.
>>558123027ya must've not did the oil rig missions have ya rookie
>>558123136>so they could justify ruining the bot front toosasuga sweden
>>558122993Okay, and this is relevant how?
>>558123136>bot niggers have lost cybernigherstan they moved on and made cyberhugesexreassignment factories in every single planet they control
>>558123178the REP80 would turn people into trannies at a 41% chance so we had to stop
>>558123262Post your nose, shlomo
>>558123178We lost a ton of cool stuff due to the tragedy of the Tone Shift. Everything has to be grounded and tacticool now, so nanotech like REP-80 is verboten.
is there a single eagle stratagem left that can reliably kill hulks in 2026? ive been running eagle build on aurora and everything feels like a wet noodle
>>558123420EAT
>>558123420yeah it's the rockets
>>558123371As soon as you explain the link between US domestic politics and why you're so upset about Helldivers making fun of the UN ruining the world.
>>558123470do they work now? i used them last around christmas and they targeted me instead of the enemy
>>558123189That's a good screenshot.
>>558123514I like how it makes the Laser Cannon look super powerful, like it's piercing straight through that titan.
Is Joel still butthurt that Chinkidivers ruined his super epic Avengers last stand on Super Earth?I wouldn't put it past these Swiggers.
>>558123497>US domestic politics>UN running the world>Is not the fucking kikes kvetching as they stabs us in the backSloppy job. How are you justifying spreading your well poisoning during a Saturday? How many chickens will die today?
>>558123189>>558122657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdQHRxH82PM
>>558122113Nope, we don't win, we don't get medals.Simple as.
>>558108837Hello weak fat psyopped cucks of /hdg/. What excuses will you make today?
>>558123657So, no argument. Consider touching grass.
>>558123625Yes, he is. Imagine having the same coding skill of a jeet but an ego incapable of accepting you made a mistake
>>558123709excuse you?
>>558123670Super Sentai/Power Rangers warbond when
>>558123709don't you have a mr beast video to comment on or something?
>>558123420strafing still good
>>558123743I'm glad the Chinkdivers' sheer numbers ruined his shitty railroaded Super Earth invasion.
>>558123735As long as you post your nose, shlomo. You can deflect all you want, and call me schizo all you want but won't ever call me a liar.
>>558123816yea but strafing doesnt kill hulks and above anymore
>>558123709ah based ritualposter, how are your meds
>>558123827I'm glad as well and I'm eager to see the subsequent review bomb. That's the only thing that makes daddy sony takes cards in the matter. Not that I trust those californian niggers, but I hope some change of staff is in order.
>>558123836Of course not, you're not making enough sense to form a coherent lie in the first place. Why do you feel so fucking insulted that something you seem to hate is portrayed in a bad light?
>>558123979Does it hurts when the rabbi cuts off your dick and sucks your blood? Or is it something you goyim enjoy?
What is this mexican mumbling about?
>>558124254I don't know, but it's fascinating to watch.
>>558123178Update:HOLY FUCK I LOVE THE PARAGON
>>558124254>>558124395Maybe he's making fun of you guys not having a foreskin. Pathethic, but still funny.
>>558124640basedit's my weapon of choice as wellit's ugly but gets the job done
>>558124668>Pathethicbrown
EXTREME ALERT MAXIMUM ATTENTION ALL FORCES OF 4CHAN VOTE AURORA BAY IMMEDIATELY ALERT MAXIMUM ATTENTION VOTE AURORA BAY IMMEDIATELY EVERY VOTE MATTERS DO NOT LET JOEL MOVE THE DSS TO CHORT BAY ALERT ALERT ALERT YOUR ACTION REQUIRED NOW NOW NOW
Someone give me a QRD on chink divers and them ruining the SE invasion. Cyberstan was my first MO.
>>558124920>brownCan't even say nigger.Well that's now pathetic.
>>558124998Those Chinese divers were some of the most based heroes in the galaxy. Believe it.
>>558124998They didn't really ruin anything, just threw a hissy fit at the end because they did not understand how defending the cities worked at the time. They basically won but thought they lost (?)
>>558125023Niggers are actively violent. If they don't like you, they'll try to kill you. Browns just cry.
>>558124998>Swiggers wanted to do a le epic super sweden last stand>Chad chinks using chink magic denied them the opportunityJoel and swigger eternally mad
>>558124998they denied joel's attempt to make the invasion of super earth at Prosperity city and held their version of China, it even made chink news
>>558125121Niggers tongue my anus
>>558124998Joel wanted to have an epic last stand on Super Stockholm or whatever the capital of SE was. To do that, he railroaded every other city getting nuked by the Illuminate one by one, but when it was the turn for Super China to get deleted, a swarm of Chinkdivers cockblocked Joel with sheer numbers, ruining his plans for le epic Avengers final battle and making Joel endlessly seethe to this day.
>>558125238NOW!
>>558125238I mean, what the fuck else are we gonna do with it?
>>558125357Whatever Joel desires
>>558124981>>558125238>vote immediately starts at 75%I'd rather fight on green piss chud bay over and over and over again if it means we can actually take aurora bay. Fuck you joel. Fuck you also for railroad "razing" the cool malevelon creek planet if that means we never get to fight on it again. What a retarded fucking mechamic.>>558125357It's joel swiggery because we might actually take his beloved aurora bay. He did the exact same thing when we were going to take it on the road to cyberstan.
>>558125298Why are there so many chinks playing this game anyway
>>558125151>>558125206>>558125298Based chinkdiversI kneel to Uncle Xi
>>558125552Reminds them of home, the same way 40k does for Russians.
oh goody, DSS set to 24hrs until next ftl jump. fuck you joel and fuck you alexus
>>558125623Indeed
Cyberpunk 2077
>>558125513the only utility in bombarding chort bay is it will prevent even more splitting of forces. Its not a choke point.
>>558125238>Raze Chort BayBut it's just piss.
>>558125298>le epic last stand on fictional swedish capitalwhy are the swedes so fucking gay holy shit. I hope millions of more browns invade their country so joel can actually experience his gay fantasy.
Do drones work while you're in a tanks support seats?
>>558125552Why not?
So what's going to happen when this city is secured?
>>558125552Becouse there is billions of them. There are over 3 times more chine men then Americans. Even with most conservative estimates.
>>558126176Thank god
>>558121529US vs them is whole mentality of AH. That's why we ate where we are.
ok were diving the new bug strain via mods join my lobby usual discord channel
>>558109414Man, Pajeetsoft really fucked up by not making their own ODST game. Sucks to suck, I guess.
>>558126154Joel is going to shove a 9000 lvl invasion on it
>>558126371The 'cord is loaded and ready for the lobby link.
>>558120168Thematically having enemy capital like that is wrong. Super earth should be only one with capital that's center of anything. It would be better if we wipe out cyberstan. Only for it to be revealed to be ruse. Cyborgs have evacuated anything important from there. Cyberstan was there to drain resources from super earth and buy time and take atenttion away from them. Now cyborgs have established mega factories on multiple planets. You can't get rid of them just by blowing up one planet anymore.
>>558125238RAZE THE PISS! RAZE THE PISS!
>>558126154fuckallblob won't be able to make up for 3% resistance rate and it'll just trickle down to 0
>>5581173394/10 Liberation rate tied to player count feels bad. It saps you will to participate when 100k players are in one planet and you have 1.1% liberation going on. Hulk surge and first few planets were fun and good. Then when it came time for Aurora bay. Things got off the rails. It was horible and longer it went. More horible it got. In cyberstan. New enemies and maps are fun. Little bit too many voxes. Fact that cyborg capital had nothing new in it was massive let down. You build up this March to one location and it's excatly same as last week of game. It's insane. 1 new enemy. New objectives. Even cyborg dog would be enough.
Bots have cyborgs now. Why don't they let us destroy jeets. They are gone. But now bots will fill up role jeets had. Then next year you make suprise attack by jeets. They are back. And now they have new jeets
>>558124981voted Aurora Bay, I love my freedom to Vote as TRUE FREE CITIZEN.God bless Democracy
>>558126506Spoken like a true nigger. Very nice.
>>558126154Aww it just did the normal liberation percentage instead of fucking something up
im with john helldivers on aurora bay right now. don't let him down by missing your chance to vote to keep the DSS here.
Just played a commando missionI don't want to experience this abysmal dogshit ever again
KEEP VOTING AURORA BAY >>558127307JOEL IS ANGERED JOEL IS SHOOK JOEL PUNISHES US VOTE VOTE VOTE
>join a game 0 min 30 sec on surface>immediately get kickedThere is a specific setting that prevents strangers from joining in you absolute gorilla niggers i swear most faggots playing this "game" have room temp IQ
>>558127307Excellent idea, Joel. Why didn't you do this TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO>sell the idea that Cyberstan was an all-in effort that was straining everything to pull off>put even a little pressure on the bugdivers to be useful if only to be able to drop with full ammo
>>558127128I'm better than xer
>>558127307That will do it. Make game less fun so less people will play it. Eventually we will have 50/50 split with bots and bug players. Then liberation rate will be dog shit
>spend all day cheating SC and semples for pubies yesterday>try to open the game today>steam not detectedUH OH
>>558127432Bugdivers are their control valve. If they need to railroad anything. They can use bug divers.
voted for auroranow where are the lobbies??
>>558127478deserved
>>558127478Your sacrifise will be rememberedAnything that pissess of Joel is a win
why is joel being a gaynigger again
>>558127638>againDid he ever stopped?Did any swigger for that matter?
>>558127307BRAVO JOEL I FUCKING LOVE THIS IMMERSIVE STORYTELLING AND HIGH STAKE DEBUFFS
>>558127307BASED BASED BASED!!
D10 lobby decidessteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244781907131/
>>558127638He's a faggot narccistic swedcuck still asshurt about chinachads cucking him and now about us correctly predicting each and every turn about cuberstan MO
>>558127478Just restart steam, cracks that spoof the steam detection bleed over into Helldivers.
https://www.tiktok.com/@planet3693/video/7607136779652582678
I actually kind of like that we lost Cyberstan from a story perspective. It would be boring if SE won every time.Also, Cyberstan, while having issues, was still a lot of fun. I enjoyed it a lot and hope to see cyborgs as regular bot enemies.
>>558128140Is this fucking nigger really posting a link to fucking tiktok?Well, nothing surprise me when half thw thread are predditors. Fuck you niggers.
>>558128140Heh, minicuck
>>558128232>stop having fun
I can literally already tell what the next MO will be.>Bots do a massive counterattack as the "controlled" withdrawal doesn't go as well as expected>they push to Mastia or Claorell and cut off a bunch of planets>next MO is fighting bots/squids/bugs for fuel and supplies to support an airlift with spaceships to keep cut off planets alive while preparing to break the encirclement
>could keep the dss on Aurora Bay to help destroy the jeet brigade>blob votes to raze for chort bay no reazon
>>558128293Upload the clip to youtube or something you mentally challenged fuckwitted nigger
>>558128397no
>>558125298Joel didn't have the balls to do what was necessary during the SE invasion>squids invade>tell us that they have anti-dss weapons in place and that sending it to SE would be unwise >where does the community vote to send it?>super earth>"Bork Bork Bork, we weren't supposed to do that. Uhh, the DSS barely survived and emergency jumps to safety">the chinks start blatantly hacking to railroad EoS>we do a side mo to repair the DSS>where do we vote to send it?>right back to super earthThis is the moment where Joel should have manned up and killed two birds with one stone by destroying the DSS outright and having it colony drop onto and destroy EoS.
>>558108837
>>5581280563/4
>>558128306Probably we'll also see a wholesome heckin chungus moment slipped in text where bots provide aid to human civvies left behind as if we'd forgot about the civvie smoothie blenders
>>558128479Its funny how this clearly pissed off Joel>NOOOOOOO DONT USE THE DSS ON EARTH
>>558128056full
>>558112696>MOnkeyslop is over>people are back to playing planets that are fun for them againwhat a shock, it's almost like Cyberstan was a massive nothingburger from the start
>>558128479Summer after super earth was slow. Having series of MO to build new one would have fixed that. Throw in squid dark fuel tech. Gloom resistance and so on. Then when it's time to hit hive worlds. Bring it online. Then reveal plan was to turn it into death star from beginning
machine guns>they're fine, heavy recoilamr>fun to use, just needs a crosshair for hip-firerailgun>good damage but annoying to reload every shot, give it three shots per reloadlaunchers>pretty fun and variedlaser cannon>also pretty fun
>>558128345What, you think you will be allowed to take Aurora Bay? For the fourth time, DO NOT REDEEM THE JEET BRIGADE
me personally?body type brawnyvoice pack female
d10 bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244782798472/76561199129186530
>>558129067BASED!!
>>558129067me
STOP THE COUNT! I demand an audit of the DSS votes.
>>5581290833/4
>>558125238>Everyone votes Chort Bay>DSS is unavailable for the whole day>Bots bypass Chort Bay completely and launch their counteroffensive>DSS is unavailable to defend from them while doing its shitty forced razing.HEY ARROWHEAD, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T IT RAZE CYBERSTAN?
DSS is actually made with bot tech and thus compromised
>>558129153Are you implying that electronic voting is not the most stable and secure method of conducting Managed Democracy?
>>558129331What the fuck do we have to do to end this chud surge?
>>5581173392/10 just tell a linear story and don't bullshit garbage about how players can influence the story
>>558110647If this happens i'm going to @ Front Man every day on the shitcord and ask him how the Forces in Reserve mechanic is going for the sand monkeys until I get banned
>>558129083>>558129083FULL
next vehicle is a light helicopter>little bird look>two seats in cockpit, one seat on each side door>pilot has a machine gun, other guy a rocket pod, side door dudes can fire their own weapons>can go 20 meters up in the air, moves a bit slower than the jeep>light armor, pretty easy to shoot down for enemies
>>558129417No, seriously, it's fucking hilarious to me how basically everything wrong with Super Earth can be traced back to "they went to electronic voting". It's great, I love it. That it also dovetails perfectly into Joel being a prick just makes it better.
What exactly happened in last night, i.e. last 12 hours?The playerbase seems undecisive between Gatria and Aurora Bay.Aurora Bay city was swooped and yet the planet seems to be lost anyway.Gatria is struggling.Meanwhile a ripe Zzaniah Prime just begs to be taken.
Joel is NOT happy about Aurora Bay being attacked and his script being ruined.
>>558117339Literal 1/10. Death counting was insanely stupid, and the fact that Vox spam was never touched leads me to believe that this was all so Joel could jerk off over Tankie Facism-But-Red (They LITERALLY gave us a chance to go home!!!) and claim its better than Federalist Facism-But-Blue (They LITERALLY bombed robo-kids!!!)
>>558129808well too bad. joel can suck my left nut
what'dya mean +24 billion bullets is what's hurting us?
>>558129650AH can barely get the scripted invincible pelican to work and you think they can code a player controlled aerial vehicle?
>>558127307Wow, I can't imagine ammo booster completely negating this like it always does
TOTAL JOEL DISRUPTION NOW CHUDDIVERS!
>>558128345Jeet Brigade is a non factor. If it was the Incel Brigade we'd be talking.Cyberstan raised the bar of resistance to unprecended levels for the botfront. D10 is D8 on Cyberstan currently.
>>558129808Votes starting with 75% for not aurora bay from the first second is indicative how much he's seething
>>558130551Vote harder goy, this time we'll get Aurora Bay for real
>>558117339Anyone who rates higher than "F-- see me after class" clearly forgot how blatant the rigging was for the entire thing
He's right you know
>>558130902These people have no shame at all sucking dev dick after that shitshow of bugs and Joel autism
>>558130902It was cool for the first few hours and then all the shit kind of became blatant>one (1) tileset and half the megafactory maps will always just be open wasteland with nothing in them exact the extract and maybe 1 light outpost>vox spam was obnoxious as fuck>MO tied to reinforcement pool is fucking stupid>everything was rigged anyway
>>558117798>stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!>>558118706No the fuck it isn't, retard.>shipping out the nothing "content" you have so players can come back just to dangle the carrot for more SC sales>awwww poor widdle baby diver couldn't handle the impossibly dogshit missions we released? guess you guys should have left when we gave you the chance huh????It's so easy to write this off as blatant swigger spite that I look insane for even explaining it to someone as intentionally dense as (You)
>>558131020It's by far the best event to date though.
no lobby?
>>558131138why don't you make one, chud?
>>558131138make one
>>558131129For someone with conspiracy so deep on the mind, you have no imagination when it comes to how to inflict suffering.
browe lost the warthe game is over
>>558131394Pack it up, boyos. We're going to dilate.
D10 bugs somewheresteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244789411000/76561197999591385
>wake up>resistance on aurora bay has gone up>joel is once again trying to get us off this planet and make us bomb a planet we already controlwhy is he like this?
>>558130902this but unironically. Fuck negativity bias.
>>5581314503/4
>>558131347>For someone with conspiracy so deep on the mind>conspiracyHow the FUCK is ANY of this a conspiracy? Do you actually seriously need to be strapped to a chair and fed swigger tweets, trooncord messages, dev videos and their shit gameplay over and over again Clockwork Orange style? You have to be trolling.
>>558131497>resistance on aurora bay has gone upNo, planet-level resistance is the same. The city was a lot easier, and it's gone now.
>lose scripted MO>-25% ammo penaltyOn a related note fuck swiggers for not reverting their old bullshit on the scorcher mags. Tried using it the other day (not with a supply pack bc I'm not gay) and it's borderline unusable. I spent almost as much time using the talon because I had no ammo.
>>558131851Bro, your supply pack?
>>558131851Uhmm, no chuddie, the loss wasn't scripted, you just should have had 75% of the players log off so the liberation rate remained the same but you could then just ignore the reserve meter :)
What are the odds the new mega factories also have zero super credit drops? I'm thinking 100%.
Did a D8 mission bugs. It was easy and unlocked D9. Did a D9 on bots and this shit was hard, so many heavies on the map and gunships. It was an experience, did everything on map but couldn't extract.
>>558132006I wonder how much of the reserve was lost to bullshit deaths and if that made a difference. I probably died 2-5 times a mission on cyberstan instantly exploding for no reason, falling through the map, etc.I'm not even counting "bullshit" like the game drops 6 voxes on extract. I mean strictly glitch deaths.
>>558131602By literal definition of the word. But if you fly off the handle that hard at the mere mention of it, that probably says a lot about the contexts you tend to hear it in.
Fuck you Joel, I'm still at Cyberstan raping bot children
>>558132171>By literal definition of the word>"A conspiracy means something easily noticed on the surface-level read of an observed situation"Just fucking kill yourself you gormless retard. So fucking sick of swigger shills pretending everything is fine.
i voted for aurora bay and suddenly got a scathing email from joel saying i "am playing the game incorrectly"
The Rape of Cyberstan may be overBut the Great Galactic Rape has just begun
>>558132404hmm,nyoThat's literally it. Joel is too fucking stupid of a GM to actually be malevolent.
>>558132683The forces-in-reserve mechanic alone is malevolent. It justified all hate towards other fronts.
>kill 45 enemies using the quesarito cannonno thank you.
>>558132728It's bugged and counts any death with laser
>>558111032All I know is its official canon that Helldivers will abandon mo's just to save civilians and SEAF in need.
>>558132683+5 krona has been deposited into your account
>>558131450full
>>558111032>Super Earth is evil, like Actually evil.>>gives up on faggy green strat to save children>>gives up on faggy railroaded MO to save SEAFYou need to be thrown in a padded cell before your delusions make you hurt yourself or others.
>>558132803>can't even play the funny spaceman game without needing everyone to be out to ruin his lifeSad!
>save civilians and SEAF in need.Reddit subhumans will glaze this made up bullshit for months as if there were actual friendlies on cyberscam and it's not just joel trying to cover up his blatant USSR vs Germany larp
>>558132982>actually genuinely upset I'm not formally debating him over swiggardrylollmao
Robby doko?
>>558132919And how did Super Earth reward us for that? With terminal velocity 380mm and suicide bombs. When did they end the operation? The moment every last one of us was dead.
Once again we see the face of Joel, the snake, the serpent, the petty little man seething behind his desk. He has all the benefits of swedish society and he still must be a petulant child instead of engaging with the players. 32% of the playerbase can't generate more than 1.6%/hr WITH the DSS giving a passive. This system is completely fucking broken.
>>558117306I got various edf's on took in an humburu banduru. I've too many things on hb fuck. I wonder if will i ever play the game.
>>558111032I don't care, I am fighting for them. Winners can't be evil. Everything I do is justified, good and right. I am going to do some fucked up shit in the name of Liberty and I will pave the highway to Final Victory with the corpses of our enemies and their children nailed to crosses serving as milestones. At the end of it all I will go home as celebrated Hero of SuperEarth™ and will be remembered as such as I retire in comfort.The pearl clutching faggots can do nothing but simmer with their pathetic impotent rage as they always do, they were born as losers and die as one as God intended.God, Democracy, Justice and SuperEarth is on my side.
>>558132982spacemen mentioned
>>558133149>And how did Super Earth reward us for that?>>he needs to be given warbond medals and a pat on a back to know he's done a good jobDo you even read the drivel you bang out before you send it, or is this level of retardation simply nominal for you?
>>558133218I am pretty sure god doesnt exist under super earth managed democracy, since religion would mean a potential rival authority higher than command and the moment a speaker from god appears, civil war could erupt.
>>5581280562/4
>>558133151Procentage based capture rates have sense only if player nubers are low but if there are +100k players online it should something like 1% of capture rate per 10k ppl present on a planet
Everything else after D10 Cyberpakistan is too easy for my taste. Now what?
>>558133242someone should make a super earth fork of spessgame
>>558133471Raise the difficulty by using gear that is cool and not necessarily good
>>558133263>can't comprehend the idea of non-mechanical rewardsNot everything has to have a gameplay impact.
>>5581331513.13 is his special FUCK YOU number. 100% of players could dive Aurora Bay, and he would just pause it again, or move the planet or something. GW is 100% deus ex machina, because Joel thinks he's God. Do swedes have small willys or something? I guess there's a reason I've never seen swedish BWC.
>>558133471Delete game and leave this cursed place
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh....diving bugs is so much fun and so comfy........
>>558133601>>can't comprehend the idea of non-mechanical rewardsThat is literally the opposite takeaway from what I put in my posts, you fucking dumbass. No wonder I'm talking to a brick wall here, you can't even read properly.
>>558133471uninstall this garbage, leave 4chan, impregnate a woman and get married.
>>558133691I will kill bugsI will blow bug upI will incinerate bugsI will electrocute bugsI will gas bugs in fart cloudsI will slice bugs with a chainsawI will orbital strike bugs into oblivionI will 500kg slamkick bugs into the concreteI will roadkill bugs in my cool jeep/tank/mechi will stunlock bugs to death with mortar turretsAnd i DON'T CARE about your "narrative" while I'm havin' a BLAST and I am HAPPY
>>558133710Then we're in agreement. A pat on the back and a "good job" was all we needed, and they bombed us instead.
Is the playerbase autistic? Im seeing intense seething about losing Cyberstan but of course we're not going to win that battle? The galactic war is scripted and predetermined by Arrowhead.These are the same people who think wrestling is real
Here we go....
>>558133804which planet has bugs like this?
>>558133647>becomes frustrated>immediately starts thinking about cock
how I sleep knowing seafbros are safe
>>558133841Wrestling ...isn't real?
>>558133724I have impregnated a woman.
Imagine defending a planet called trash lol shant be me
>>558133824We are absolutely not in agreement, because you still firmly believe you MUST be rewarded for doing good deeds. I saved the children because they deserved to be saved, you simply want the dopamine hit from seeing "Major Order Completed." You are demonstrably not a good person.
comfiest quickplay difficulty when youre dropping with randoms?I've found 6 to be the sweet spot. It gets chaotic enough but you can still carry if you have retards with you
>>558133935proofs?
>>558133905I want more seaf rescue missions, we are in full retreat after a failed massive invasion and preparing for a counter invasion since our forces are depleted, SEAF being left behind in the rush is a totally real possibility
>>558133471gloom planets full of dragon roaches and hive lords are enough?
>>558133993It's cute that you'd actually say that in defense of high command killing us for going against orders.
>dss defaults to chort bay with 80% votesjoel is such a fucking faggot its unreal
>>558133151Why is he obsessed with jeet brigade of all things, they're not even good they just jump into the air and get blown up
>>558134336Retarded nigger, you're so lost in the sauce your brain is dying from lack of oxygen.
>>558134465Thanks for confirming that you weren't there when it happened.
>>558133893>can't win his own game>ruins it for everyoneHi Joel! You're retarded, in case noone has told you lately.
Pals. I lowered the difficulty.
>>558134527Your delusions are so fucking potent that you genuinely cannot help yourself from projecting onto everyone else. Absolutely wild, literally, you are an animal. Stop replying to me.
>>558134253>SEAF exist in game>the mechanic for tracking their deaths exists in game>side objective exist in game>no side objective to keep a group of SEAF troopers alive or help them extract exists in game>but here have yet another mission where you slowly carry a box around, then wait for the bar to go up, then call in a hell bomb. wee!
>>558134590congrats. you've taken the first step in returning to reddit
>>558133871JOEL GOING APESHITCAN'T WAIT TO SEE BOTS CAPTURE 15 PLANETS IN ONE SWEEP
>>558133871Called it >>558129192
>could have an engaging galactic war>instead, we have a jaded swede doing everything he can to railroad it to the point it's not even worth participating inI hate Joel. Someone needs to break that cunts arms.
>>558134649Go ahead, then, tell me what fucking happened. Tell me how they didn't deliberately wipe us the fuck out when we chose to do the right thing instead of walking into the suicide pit.
>>558134935didn't read + hid your post + I accept your concession
>drop into mission>2 reinforcements left>zero objectives completed>return to ship
>>558134860https://www.reddit.com/r/helldivers join us
Why are we glassing Chort Bay ? I mean it's a shitty planet sure but still it belongs to Super Earth no ?
>>558135045Now say it again without crying.
