Previous: >>558086595>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt), Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Uma are too good for faggot ass BITCH WHORE toreina that wanna abuse pure uma through emotional manipulation.>hur dur schizoLesbians have by FAR the highest amount of household abuse going on, far more than any straight or even homo relationship, nothing comes close to lesbos.
>>558110345>Lesbians have by FAR the highest amount of household abuse going on,Anon please do more research. Yes the stat is high but that also includes bisexuals with previous relationships with men
Bobo
>His wife didn't win Derby irl
Extremely underrated buttocks.
All Umas are cuteI love all the Umas!
I hope you're happy, Anon.You've succesfully scared Chiyo.
now the JAPAN CUP that's a race...
Should I take focus (don't need it for GW) or unyielding spirit for SMaru? Can only afford one more skill.
>>558110560tickezo secretly sneaking glance at me to see if i'm going to rape her for being noisy
kingu lovethat is all
So we finally got the 20th shard for the Rainbow Crystal.What did you guys use it on?
>>558110345Abuse isnt sexist or racist. As someone who works at a woman's shelter, theres just a lot of shitty people in the world
>>558110689i'm saving it
>>558110560Nihon Darby is overrated
>>558110661
>>558110638Spe <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46XHAbCaptk
>>558110748why is she so black....
>>558110689You're supposed to save it bwo.
>there are waggies in this thread
>>558110689Finemo, the earlier I'm having fun the better
>>558110629Turbo's tight black bodysuit is incredibly erotic
>>558106173>those stats with a full speed deck for newbiesbwo is only losing because lack of skills for not running races but hooooly based
>>558110689It's too good to use. I will never use it.
>game decides to be a nigger and stops giving you rainbowsno wonder jap games suck at player retention these retarded fucks implement the worst mechanics in their games
>>558110689I'm not using it till we are done with free pulls. After that NN
i never thought about with the other umasbut el condor pasa has weirdly floppy titslike they look stupid with how much they move
>>558110689wit ramonu
>>558110813I wonder if it's stretchy enough for the>sex_through_clothingtag
The good thing about an uma with 1150 speed, no S mile but with all the skills you wanted? At least you have an ace for the CM. The bad thing? You know you can get that S mile, speed maxed and more stats in general but the thought of not getting it, or getting less skills after doing many more careers, is dreadful.
>>558110689I only have 10 shards or something.
>>558110908On top of that stats gained above 1200 barely matters to due jewry that made paypigs quit, but its a good thing for f2p not to be totally stomped by piggies
Bingo's hot GOGOGOOOO
Will the finemo rerun come before Aqua cup starts?
>>558110689I'm going to use it to MLB the summer Maru' card, because my umawife asked me to get it, to help me save carats.
someone drew this
>>558110804Matikanefukukitaru would NOT wage shame other people!!
>>558111062you don't even have a clue what this says or what actually happened.
>>558111038Have you been playing the game?
>>558111170why would she sleep on my butt
>>558110689Unironically Spe for the 10RB
yeppers
>>558110689Might use it to MLB Creek, might use it on something else, idk yet…
>>558111202There have been a couple occasions where I've lost my temper and quit playing for 1-2 months due to bad luck that borders on what feels like statistical impossibilities.
>>558111112Unless you're maruzen's biggest fan that card barely benefits from MLB. At 1LB you get the power bonus and at 3LB you get the highest hint levels it can give.
>>558111009do not the dumb horse
>>558110813bro, she's like a little sister...
check out my tt golshikita didnt show so I had to make do with cooldown but otherwise every skill procs unconditionallyhit every stat too
Grass you are AMERICAN. Eat the burger RIGHT NOW.
When the fuck did JP get the inspiration buff? I'm 40+ Maruzenskys in without a single red spark proc in a run. Not even Dirt.
>>558111127what the hell is that thing
imagine feeding grass american food and getting her fatter and fatter
>>558111331>>558111334Turbo is incredibly sexy even if she's also daughter material, like even more than Rice
>>558111345What's her average score per run? Don't you need capped speed to win the race?
>>558111154Dumbass we already went through this before1600 speed we see in training ends up being 1250 speed while racing
What deck to I bring for Taiki? This one just refuses to hit on both sides. I hate Kitasan btw bitch is worse than King Halo.
i just realized that ive never seen a pinto/spotted horse in a race
>>558111447for longs you can do with less speedbut she hovers around 50k if she doesnt win
>>558111309But I don't have a fancy MLB SSR card that people want to borrow.
bwos i am so hungry i could eat a
Burger with horse meat
>>558111479This was the case for 1 week on GL launch before they made it 1/2 instead of 1/8, global likely won't see it at all since patches are released in bulk.
>>558111568say it
agnes hebegital has the same body type as urara
>>558110640focus
Spaghetti and horse meatballs
>>558111378Japanese use chopsticks. I'm Japanese
>>558111563I MLB'd Fuku and I still don't get that many borrows. You gotta MLB some card no one rolls for in order to swim in borrow profits.
Stop posting that sexy horse
>>558111687you're chinese
>grass the day after switching to an american diet
I am so horny I could fuck a
>>558111515The deck seems fine. At most someone will tell you to change halo for sweepy or something but at this point, I think you need to change where you're doing your unity bursts or bring parents with better sparks (like 9* power or 9* stamina
>>558111660I HATE CURREN
>>558111515Deck seems solid, with MLB Finemo even. You're just bad
>>558111515anon do you pop the blue bubbles?
>>558110748MY FUARKING HERO
>>558111821BASED LAISU
>>558111687Grass my perfect Yamato Nadeshiko, I love you
>>558111515Sometimes you just get unlucky. You need to do 5 or so runs to really get a feel for if a deck works or not. Unity has a lot of RNG bullshit with the spirit bursts and races.
>>558111820>I think you need to change where you're doing your unity bursts>>558111868Yes, I'm not retarded. Dumb bitches never want to do it on the rare rainbow turns they actually shit out for me though, Kitasan is the worst offender for this.
do you like dogs
>>558111741i thought she was wearing a hot dog suit with mustard on iti wish she was
>>558110689we will still get SSR selector for older cards, so i will save it for future must-have cards like ramonu
>>558111515Even if I didn't run Taiki for the (RIGGED) sprint CM, I used this deck and it helped me max speed and break past 1000 for power and wit. Sure, you need to get lucky but with the speed and power bonus of Taiki is not that hard.
>>558111985spechan...
>>558111938There's no bonus for doing a burst on a rainbow turn. It's a flat +15 no matter what (unless you're using a scenario link card then it's +20)
>>558112021No bonus sure, but I don't want to pop the bubbles on guts or stam. So I want them on rainbow speed/wit, or if they decide to bunch on power. They don't want to do that.
>>558112008taiki has 20% speed growth, how the hell are you not capping speed with KSB and Bikoyou can even cap speed 0% growth umas with these 2 cards
>>558111985Oguri..
stop feeding grass she's going to get fat
>>558112160That's why that one was a failed attempt (I've seen some shit). I'm trying to get a good one with S.
>>558112160NTA but Kitasan sandbags me more often than not.
Bring me Class 6.
>>558112283Do you have SR Tachyon wit? If so maybe try running her and borrow Fuku spd over Biko. Less consistent but you'll get better gains overall
>>558112213Oguri eats a truck every day and she doesn't gain any weight that sticksFeed your umas
>>558112213uma musume is feeder game....
fat and sexy retired umas...
>>558112452Only 2LB Tachy, she evaded me like a bath. I just started working on Taiki today and that one was the fourth one I pumped out so I'm not that worried. I'm sure I will get there without much suffering. Thanks anyways.
>>558110560Couldn't be me
Tubby uma are so sexy.
Is there anything that can devastate a run more than Fast Bricker?
What does this Chiyopose mean
>>558112496there would be an absolute ideal time in which their bodies are still fit yet also a little fatty
ji~~~
>>558112496Yeah, some of these fit athletes are going to balloon up the moment they stop racing and get married.
>>558111821
>>558112681I genuinely have no idea how you niggas can pile this many skill points until post career, I try to not spend and all I get is my whorse bricking because she doesn't have enough skills.
The gangs all here!!
>>558112734Laurel.. I can see your bra and panties
>>558112769bunch of nerds
>>558112751Generally when you see that many skill points it's either a wit deck for TT, (aka who the fuck cares it's not a CM build) or a race bonus build
>>558112734Intense breeding
>>558111568
>>558112742
>>558110689DO NOT REDEEM
>>558111687You WILL eat American food at an American Diner Grass
"tamamo i want to... devour you... meet me in my room"
>>558112818It's because I have MLB Fine Motion... the card /uma/ is skipping for wit ramonu in 2 years
>>558112814It's a wit game after all!
Just finished reading Star Blossom Chapter 2The young Sakuras are cute and Yoshino Prevail continues to be a menace, putting her bare feet on tables and shit.Looking forward to a Laurel v Yoshino race soon.
>>558112160You can still low roll even with a stacked deck
>>558112818bwo I get anywhere between 1700-2000 skill points for my CM aces
>>558112751>he still hasn't figured out how to weave in racing on his runsEither that or you literally have 0RB. Best learn now. It's going to be the opposite for MANT, you're going to be weaving in training instead of racing on your runs. You had 2 scenarios to learn this.
>>558113067>putting her bare feetI'm interested
>>558112769explode
>>558110345No one wants horse pussies
>>558113109It's dirty, anon, don't look!
>>558113108It's almost like you didn't even read my post, incredible. Are you perhaps retarded?
>>558113121Don't say that...
>>558112691
>>558112751You wanna run a few optional G1s and maybe even some G2s during your career for the SP. Hitting that 35 RB (50 in MANT) makes those optional races a lot getter.
>>558112734semen status: stolen
Umas give me boners.
>>558113269I do that though, I'm not questioning how they have so many skill points. I'm questioning how they haven't spent them, I don't buy skills and I'm getting told I lost because I have no skills.
>>558112740>get marriedWrong
>>558113290
Inu Musume
oguri needed special running shoes because she was too powerful meanwhile inari one is pulling up in fucking sandals
>LITTERALLY had a a sign in her stable that said "beware rabid dog">not considered an uma inuI DEMAND A RESPONSE FROM THE INU MUSUME COUNCIL
>>558113163Shark teeth
Stamina 1 pace 2
>>558110560I realized that if in a given Scarlet career, she loses Oka Sho, i could have her enter the Derby instead of bother to finish the entire Triple Tiara tour (since there would be no Tiara anyway) and that would then become a mirror of Vodka's career arc
>>558113384Slut
>>558113414Please tell me Machan is invisible and its only Curren thats taking part of the gangbang
>>558111515No MLB R Riko so you can borrow Fuku Speed/Biko?
>>558113384Those are special sandals from Edo folded 1000 times
what is the go to mant deck, all in on race bonus even if its a shit card?
>>558113327Falco literally can't lose career races anon, don't buy tazuna's lies
>>558113517Machan is friends with Curren because she wants to know how Curren is so popular on the internet.
>>558113542nyo
this goober can't be taken seriously
>>558113598Except sex
>>558110435Feminist propaganda
>>558113419She just simply isn't part of the inumusume, she is an odekomusume but that's it, her whole thing is the princess act
>>558113525
>>558113598I like her tits.
>>558113542>what is the go to mant deck, all in on race bonus even if its a shit card?2 core cards + 4 rb cards
>>558113542yes you need 100rb or you're screwed
>>558113542MLB NatureMLB AVMLB MarvelousMLB CreekMLB NTRMLB Fuku
>>558113451The least popular uma
>>558113598I will roll on her festival alt
>>558113564Curren only pretends to be a slut.
whats her end game? why only tamamo when nishino exists?
Got 6* power 7* mile NY Opera O parent with okay white skillsI guess I'll try again another day for better blues. If that was 2 or 3 on power I would have been free but she wanted fucking 1* on power.
My Luna is acting weird
>>558113721Yurifaggotry
>>558110493What's the lore behind her hat?
>>558113721Tama is the cutest and they're both CinGray girls
>>558113721Nishino doesn't have child energy, only a child body. She in fact has at least half the mommy energy of creek.
Tamtam a cute
>>558113327You get a feel for whose careers are easier/harder and adjust. Sometimes your cards lineup and your stats are clearly good enough to not need them.
>>558113770Call her Luna again and I will rape you.
>>558113809She'll earn the other half when I knock her up
>>558113695Machan would be a hit if she used her plump thighs and tits.
>>558113790Her hat says CB on it, which is short for Mr. CB.
>>558113865>MachanWho?
>>558113857She's a juvenile
kill yourselves chiyoniggers
I was going to say something really obscene but I'm going to keep it to myself because I'm a reformed trainer.
>>558113952I see no issues
>>558113419we grant you a seat on the council, but not the rank of inumusume
>>558113830Luna
>>558113953
>>558113598She’s cute and cool.
>>558114045rape
*sees you approaching her*
So, why do (You) take this game seriously enough to be seething in anger when so much of it is luck based?
Moshi moshi, /uma/tachi ga? I'm going to make a Spe folder and I need your cutest spe
>>558114117Better stats
Wooo, first SS Wonder.
>>558114065dont see the cute part
>>558114117Because my wife needs to beat the other horses and I know the races are rigged against her.
>>558114117I don't think I've ever gotten angry enough at a video game to slam my desk before Uma.
>>558114138spe cannot be cute
>>558114094by Luna
started this run realizing that i should be in unity for ignited spirit pwrthis might be the best ill get
Did you hear? Trainer didn't get even get hard when his trainee raped him. What a loser. Let's send the tranny wannabe-umas over to his dorm tonight. That's probably more his speed.
>>558114138
>>558113631wtf is ntr doing there blud she thinks she’s on the team wilted rose emoji
>>558114218yeah i play souls games religiously and the worst that's ever done is make me toss my controller on the bed in resignation. uma makes me throw my phone.
>>558114138You may take my cutest Spe-chan
>>558114117Because i hate my lucklet life
>>558114253>Coal City
>>558113721She does have an event in which she hugs Flower without her immediate consent
>>558114228explain this?
This week is my last in class 6. Should i try to upgrade my TT team or just chill in 5.5 till MANT?
>>558114253Tosen Jordan wouldn't say this! That bitch Gold City would tho
>>558113631i love taiki so much
>>558114304jealously fits Gold City so much
>>558114329OH MY GOD SWEATY UMAS
>>558114329Why is her head so big?
>>558114329imagine the STANK
>>558114117I'm angry at my luck, not the game
>>558114403>implying people want to pay her toll.
sex uma
>>558114452Wet horse
Special Week is the face of the franchise!
Some dude at work noticed Tachyon keychain on my phone and started bragging that he'd watched all the seasons, the movie, played all the games, and he's a huge uma fan. Then he said his favourite character is Agnes and he still hasn't figured out why I don't talk to him
>>558114484
Anon talks to himself.
>>558114517>Reddit meets Tumblr
I'm a huge Agnes fan.
"Reddit X" is the most forced shit and, unironically, reddit tier.
>>558114517not a great post
they should sell the jockey shirts as """subtle""" merch for real uma fans
>>558114517>copypasting a retard foid
4chan x
I'm a huge Air fan
>>558114565She's not even hot.
>>558114517the post difficult part to believe is that you're employed
>>558114629There's not a single good Tachyon "fan"
this woman is acting weak on purpose she does it just so she can groom her umas
>>558113721Milk will flow.
>>558114675>yurislop
>>558114617i want the narita colors on a hoodie
i dont play any gachas other than uma anymoreif i want to read something ill read a book
>>558114329i would not be able to withstand the onslaught of pheromones
>>558114117I left all my anger in Dota. I just embraced some umas are meant for the glue factory and ended careers early.
/uma/ is just mad that their uma doesn't get as much attention.
how do i reroll
>>558114629>>558114667maybe the Xposter also posts here
>>558114761And that's a good thing.
>>558114675the umas are grooming the trainers
>>558114675i want to fuck lil cocon in the butt
My baker had a 4-for-2 deal on croissants, and I was excited to get some after the gym today.Turns out the deal lasted until yesterday…
>>558114634This is clearly groove because no way in fucking hell anyone likes that ugly ass bitch shakur
>>558114761Which Umas are most likely to have schizo Trainers that shittalk other girls in /uma/
>>558114594This is clearly tachyon because no way in fucking hell anyone likes that ugly ass bitch digital
>>558114813why are you late to every food deal
>>558114798>implying humans want to fuck Umas
>>558113721They were rivals. Also, subduing someone feisty like Tama is more fun than Nishino.
sakura is my favorite
>>558114813I went to some fine dining and splurge out only to find out credit card 50% off is only on weekdays.
>>558114851Because I’m fucking stupid, man.
My goal in life is to insult every single uma at least one time.
>>558114778doubt it. This one lives in groomcords
>>558114830>ugly ass bitch shakurTruth nuke
>>558114830there's a retarded literal faggot who likes stay gold who's the equivalent of a little boy. anything is possible
>>558114946wow her agnes is s rank!
>>558114849Digitan would say this.
>>558114932even our HERO mejiro bright!?
Is that banwave for botting ever gonna happen? Or is it just something everyone does now?
>>558114972It cost you nothing to not post this.
Why don't we go back to being positive and peppy instead of acting like bickering women? That's a good idea if you ask me.
can someone explain why is bourbon not allowed to say "master", but the skill "swinging master" is fine?
>>558115065Too many people to ban, so no it'll never happen.
>>558114830Air Shakur is cool.
>>558114946half of /uma/ is in a groomcord tho>>558115065lol good luck, if hachimi isn't getting banned, nothing's getting banned. and JP has been using hachimi for 5 years now
>>558114946Reading that story made me sad. No one comes off well in it or after it.
>>558115087Black people
>>558115087They believe black people are in the fandom.
>>558115117She would be alright if it wasn't for the slut piercings and tattoo
>>558115065JP also still bots. If you don’t leave it on 24/7/365 it’s really hard to detect.
>>558115182>>558114565Fuck off to umajp
>>558115182finally an uma i can chase down and rape
>>558115065The Game will lose half its playerbase once MANT is out they don't want to lose more people
>>558115196That's not true, they just can't be bothered.
>"""pretty""" derby
>>558115067It's okay to hate woke artists.>>558115117She's ugly.
You know what grinds my gears?PEOPLE ENTERING FUCKING PRACTICE LOBBIES WITHOUT 3 UMAS
>>558114830I like shakur...
>>558115225nyo
I want /uma/ to be less mean.
>>558115265it's good because it lets more people on a lobby
>>558113651Powerful Rabbit has no art at all
>>558114830>ShakurSmartTalentedFriends with important people>Anon
>>558115263They need to remove all the male-looking umas
>>558115265Fuck you, you ace-having little bitch!Look at this guy, humble bragging that he has three aces!Fuck you!
Cripple love!
I like when Trainers have favorites that are too random like this Shakur and King torena
>>558115367WE LOVE RYAN IN HERE
>>558115087>The word マスター (masutā) is a loanword from the English 'master,' and in the context of Japanese bars and restaurants, it refers to the person who owns or runs the establishment, often translated as 'bartender' or 'proprietor.Japanese people do weird things with loanwords. It was probably considered to be more correct translation to remove it than to keep it. Maybe there were also concerns about implied sexism or references to slavery or whatever the hell, but it might just be translators actually trying to translate.
hello ?
>>558115182That's a clean fucking split. Is that cripple okay
>>558115367Air Groove bros...
>>558114946>sees a coworker who has a keychain of a niche (outside of terminally online circles) series you like>mentions how you're a big fan and watched most of the series>calls your favorite uma Agnes because the announcer in the movie literally calls her that and the other one already has a Digitan nickname so there's zero confusion>said coworker suddenly ignores you out of nowhere then you find out on twitter that they felt personally attacked by the interaction for some reasonI feel bad for the Agnes guy if anythingNigga just wanted to make a new friend to talk about uma
>>558115406isnt the actual shakurfag a glowie though...can we trust them?
>>558115415>Maybe there were also concerns about implied sexism or references to slavery or whatever the hell, but it might just be translators actually trying to translate.These translators have already demonstrated what they are about with the Christmas debacle, anon. You already know why they wont use master.
cyshit
>>558115406I forgot the pic...>>558115415You got it wrong, we actually own Bourbon in the game. I bought her from her parents, a good price if I dare say.
>>558115196>If you don’t leave it on 24/7/365...But could they at the very least crush the balls of this neigher? I want to see some blood, doesn't have to be every single one
>>558115406this game is like the pokymans in that regardevery uma is at least someone’s favourite
It's coming.
>>558115462She isnt fully crippled and can walk short distances still... with a bit of effort atleast
>>558115065If you ban botters, remove botted parents, remove clan that participate in botting. Umamusume playerbase will be reduced by 30%
>>558115415>in the context of Japanese bars and restaurantshow is this relevant at all.It's 100% because of white people protecting black people who don't play this game.Or Japanese people protecting white people protecting black people who don't play this game.
>tfw have both a high star Agnes and a Manhattan but havent gotten to either of their careers yet
for me its mejiro
gonna sleep now can you guys post plump umas so I can get rid of my morning wood when I wake up in five hours?thanks in advance and good night
>>558115549Haha, sixty-six! That’s one below sixty-seven!!!
For me it's Symboli
>>558115656Uhhh... cringe.
when are we getitng the COOLER oguris
>>558115415Once upon a time there was a show about a black family and an extended relative coming to live with them, and the family's butler, who was also black, would address the men of the family as "Master" in thick posh British affect
>>558115651All umas based on stallions grow a horse cock during full moons.Good night.
>>558115601>>558115647
>>558115112>>558115118>>558115196>>558115247>>558115585Just sucks to try and complete manually knowing there're people automating it
>>558115717
>>558115752JP will resolve this by giving everyone a in-game bot, but its incompetent.
>>558115752I have the autismo buff and doing it manually is still faster than waiting for OCR, but if you can't do it you should just join them. They 100% will never ban anyone.
Her name is HIyahide and not Biwa Her name is ChanHer name is Tokai
>>558114265sorry chud but Topro is one of the dogs
>>558115415That context is useless. When the Japanese also use it's actual definition, when doing things like maid cafes or in animes like Fate.
>>558115734not a bad thing
Imagine how chill and comfy would S rank clubs be, if there werent gigabots pulling A+ club fans by themselves
narita is my wife
>>558115752bwo if you’re still having fun that’s all that matters
Bakushin? Her name is OChiyono? Her name is OCalstone Light? Her name is OTeio? Her name is O.
>>558115586The fuck are you talking aboutYou do realize that master has a "dirtier" meaning in english right? This isn't like Fate where you have a literal master-servant dynamic with another character. A 13-16 year old girl calling a grown man master in english is weird as fuck compared to it being quirky in japanese.
Her name is Stay
>>558115812You forgot Shuttle
>>558115752NGL im extremely tempted to bot even though i paid into my account by about 200 USD by nowIt's just so tedious doing even the daily careerI cant remember the last time i was assiduous with keeping the regular TP regeneration rollingAll i would do is just get rid of 3 daily borrows maximum, not even up to the 5 because maybe that would draw attentionEven if CyGames doesnt ban often, i do know they fucking ban HARD when they actually do. Permanently gone, no appeals, fuck off foreverSo i dont know..
for me its hishi
>558115939Go backCygames intern, Bourbon's Master nickname was never a problem until the localization was given to Burgers
>>558115812This doesn't work because Taishit and Ticket calls her Hayahide
>>558115794CyGames wouldn't have the balls to let us set the if-then statements ourselves
>get fast learner>zero supports finish their chainsEvery time. MANT can't come soon enough.
>>558116002Haha, this anon is into he/she.
>>558116015that is in fact exactly what that anon is saying
The only reason I wont bot is my luck is terrible and the second I do it they will ban the next day.
Maybe if the spark RNG wasn't so shit, there would be less botting
auto mode wll save us
>>558115794Pretty sure they added the auto so they could bog down the botters with auto moders.>"This guy seems unnatural? Whatever, bet he's just auto moding lol"
>>558116062Are you me?
>>558116039how do event chains even work in MANThow do you even farm skills if you spend every single turn running races instead of training with an uma with an exclamation mark
How do lolcowlizer apologists even end up here
I'll never bot because I don't want my IP to be shared within SEA niggers
>>558115752Personally, thinking I was being matched against a no-life NEET or someone slaving themselves for that perfectly built uma was better than realizing I'm just going against an army of bot users. It can't be helped that people want to cheat.
>>558115964We just need to play manually until the initial banwave of botters, then we can enjoy botting
>>558116062please for the good of the game... START BOTTING. You will be remembered as the hero of /uma/
>>558116110>how do event chains even work in MANTsame as they do now>how do you even farm skills by winning races against rivals
I love SHIP!
>>558116153No can do, I already used THAT
>>558116062Take one for the team anon.
you boomers really like the run a joke to the ground
Never forget what they took from you and what they're going to try taking (Still and Buena)https://pastebin.com/zqEiQeFz
Can't they just stealth nerf botting accounts?
>>558115651
Tosen Jordan kinda good
>>558115819they'd fit if it wasn't for topro's fat head
>>558116110In MANT you can force Fast Learner by buying it with race points. The only difference between MANT and Unity is it takes longer to menu through in between races to buy items compared to training and racing but the exchange is a huge upgrade in consistency and the ability to flood your uma with skills. MANT umas will have way higher stats and way more skills than anything even whales can make now.
>>558116269>>558116331my 12cm could never satisfy that...
>go in to some practice rooms>XOguri wins>XOguri wins>XOguri wins>Falco wins>try to build Gold City>7 dirt sparks needed>need to make a Ryan with two grandparents with Dirt and she needs to make sure she gets a Mile spark with Power or Stam blue 2*>then need to find a Maru or Creek that has both Dirt and Mile aptitudesI'm already sick of this shit CM.
>>558116426the condor passes
I wanna do a dirt Spechan but needing to luckshit 2 dirt sparks and 1 mile spark during inspirations feels too much
>>558116458just settle for a shitty blue spark and you dont necessarily need the mile on ryan
>>558113598Name an Uma who can be
>>558115939But the characters are Japanese, except for Grass, so I want them to act Japanese not act like a retarded Westerner so even the dumbest nigger understands the dialogue.This isn't just about Christmas/Master shit either, there is no way the original Oguri lobby dialogue in JP talks about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, it's probably something about Japanese food.So instead of teaching people something about Jap food the retard localiser decided to ruin the dialogue for xir le funny pineapple pizza xddd meme.The translation in this game is generally awful.
>>558116458did you only just now find out that mutating is a retarded waste of time?
>>558116396what's your favourite sloptuber
>>558116426are those the REAL sashes they won
>>558116458it wouldn't be that bad if we had as much time to prepare as the japs do
>>558116550go play jp with hachimi tl then? sounds like that’s pretty much exactly what you’re looking for
>Trying to make Kingu parent for Haru>My best end closer sparks come with long sparks>My borrow with the grandparent mile and stamina sparks i would like also just happen to have medium sparks too>My Kingu will now have A competence in all four distances>Which is cute, except if i roll a distance spark i will have a 1/4th chance to have it be mile
>>558116546compared to the cingray version
>>558116458Dont tell me you didnt pull for the GOAT?Whats next dont tell me you didnt pull for Silence Suzuka
>>558116458Didn't you guys say XOguri was bad for Aquarius?
https://jiggie.fun/cleancleatshttps://jiggie.fun/cleancleatshttps://jiggie.fun/cleancleats
>>558116685No I'm looking for localisers that are decent at their job, or at the very least Chat-Gpt localisation. Can't be worse than what we have now.
>>558116656When does CM10 start...
>>558116807in around 3 weeks
>>558116783>localizer>decentOxymoron
>>558116783probably not going to happen anytime soon if ever so idk
>>558116783You are incompetent and you aren't looking for anything except a hole with some people on the other side of it to vent your pains into, secure in the fulfilling knowledge that their lives will become slightly worse thanks to your existence.
>>558116550Because the joke wouldn't work if she talked about jap food. This is meant for a global audience. Everyone knows about le pineapple pizza, not many people know about jap food to get the original joke.I agree with the Christmas stuff, but the master and Oguri changes is understandable.Again, this game is meant for a GLOBAL audience. If you want a pure experience you can just play JP with a TL extension like the other anon said.
it's meim the localizersuck it
>>558116902I don't expect it to happen, I just skip through the storie instead>>558116973No it isn't and I don't care if retards don't understand the joke. Changing the original dialogue to fucking pineapple pizza is as retarded as the jelly donut onigiri from pokemon.The localiser is calling you a retarded nigger and you are happy about it. kys trash.
>>558116926>If you don't want your game censored you should dieOk, Cygames intern
What is the deck I need to use on Falco?speed: kitasan, sweepstamina: suzuka welfare (concentration, fr skills)wit: finemo, marvellous, bourbon (TTL)?as many power sparks as I canOr is there a better solution? I guess I should use the speed suzuka welfare instead, and stamina sparks?
>>558117060ok *sucks doto's clit*
>>558117075you are not japanese and never will be.
>>558117239I'd swap Suzuka Stam for Riko and use Suzuka Speed
>>558117270you will never be a woman, trannylator
>>558117239Kitasan, FineMo, Bourbon, Sunday, Riko, then get whatever speed card.
>>558117324low iq
>>558117291>>558117338uh, but my SSR riko is 1LB cope version, not a big boy riko... and I'm not sure I want to spend my turns resting for 12 stamina when I got so many wit cards. Also my suzuka speed is 3LB
>>558117270I don't care about being Japanese, retard. If I'm watching a German TV show I don't expect them to start talking about their leather jackets instead of lederhosen because retards can't figure out what lederhosen are.Some people would rather learn stuff about different cultures instead of getting fed shitty brainrot memes in their dialogue
>>558117435>1LBgood enough, most of us are using MLB R
>>558117075>No it isn't and I don't care if retards don't understand the joke.Now you're just being dumb on purpose. You can just play JP if you want the original joke so much.>Changing the original dialogue to fucking pineapple pizza is as retarded as the jelly donut onigiri from pokemon.You're arguing for the sake of it at this point. The jelly donut became a joke because Brock was literally holding an onigiri. Oguri's translated joke works because it's something anyone from the US to Latvia to Laos can understand because you know, this is the GLOBAL version.
>>558117537I'm playing Global not JP faggot, localisers can do their job instead of being retarded niggers. I'm not playing JP, I'm not spending money to get umas I have in Global in JP. The jelly donut thing became a meme because it is so obviously bad because the guy was obviously holding an onigiri so there's no plausable deniability. It doesn't mean the pineapple pizza isn't awful too
So how come rice has the worst most mentally ill fans outa all umas?
Oguri Cap is cute.
sound like projection
it's funny how he ignores the constant censorship and tries to act like it's just about a food joke
Equinox soon...
>>558117254How big is Doto's clit?
SORRY SHICHI I CAN'T STOP BEING A WHORE
GIVE ME A 3* STAMINA and 3* DIRT OGURI PARENT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558118282>3* Stamina>Mile CM
>>558118262She will kill you for this
>>5581182159 inches min
is it over?
>>558118376i'm having trouble hitting 601 stamina on NY haru without any stamina sparks
>>558118553>even the griftuber doesn't want to play anymoreits so over...
>>558118553Why do browns like to give titles to themselves they have not earned?>Rank 1 all world>Top 95% WR gamer>CEO of cocksuckingWhy do they do this? It happens with any game too
>>558118658not brown but he is trying to copy the big streamers
>Tosen Jordan is worse than sweepythe free +70 speed in initial stats and event chain tell me otherwise
>>558118528doto needs to lay off the roids
>>558118609I'd just use a power card to get Stamina if you have a strong enough deck. Borrowing Oguri for Furious Feat would be enough for your Stam assuming the skill works on this track, I don't play Lates much,
>>558118786Furious Feat works but its kinda expensive on a track where OYL also worksaverage races for an ace this track hover around 18-20 so the budgets a little smaller, if you want more you gotta go for that highroll 24-25 races
good morning dad heres a piece of cheese
>>558118837bruh i thought it was this nigga but made 3d with ai
>>558118837T-that’s…!!!
>what should my late surger look like in cm10
>>558119093you shouldn't bring a late surger
buhi cm?
>>558118837His lips looks really soft...
>>558119093good jobber anon
>>558118553Cant believe Mambo is tired of Uma
>>558119093like Digitan
>>558118786You dont understand. Urara literally starts with 50 stamina. You cant get to 600 with a single power card (and a mid one at that) unless you go full stam inheritance
stream soon (not today)
>>558119093Not like Oguri Shat, that's for sure.
>>558119093You cropped out your mile S, easy mistake to make. It's there, right?
>>558119247meekschizo you watch pakatube? didnt think youd be interested
actually MY stream soon today I woke up, as planned, with 89TP, so I went back to bed and have woken up with 98TP in my runs bank
>>558119297you do not need mile S even dirt C will win
>>558119380>dirt C will win
>>558117997i would rather not desu
>558119423what do you do in this situation? does she want you to peep or is she saying she trusts you and doesnt want you to
>>558119419check the previous thread no cap
>TP 60>TP 33>TP 2>Read some manwha>TP 25Please give us Trackblazer already...
erm...would this be cannibalism
>>558119464stop trying to understand women
>>558119464Go subscribe to Whoren Chan's OF
>>558119515I want to get a girlfriend
>>558119540you are in /uma/its over my dude
>>558119498>TrackblazerIt's MANT you tranny
>558119464she wants you to peep, retardyou are supposed to comment on how cute her underwear is later
>>558119540
no it is TBthis is global thread, we follow global terms
Distance S's value is tied to... distance. so Sprint and Mile tracks dont really benefit as much as Medium or especially Long Tracks.Distance S on Hanshin 3200 is 2.5 lengths.on Tokyo 1600?.6 lengths
>>558119489>no proof
do i run xhristmas cap or regular fatty
>loses unity cup 3-2nyoooo this was ok-ish...
>>558119641I prefer Climaxblazer
stop posting that stupid face
I refuse to let this game spike my cortisol
Back in JP I remember there was a glitch with this track during the CM where Dirt G Umas would perform as if they were Dirt S. I wonder if it got fixed for Global, probably worth it to get a single Dirt G Uma ready for this CM just in case or even a team of Dirt G Aces if you have the time
falco has no game
>>558119901>so strong her ult needed to be dirt specific just so she wouldn't dab on turfniggers
>>558119945i hate how this bum ass team turns the whole run into a gamble
trying my new URA tier falco5560360555603605
what if they do a big dirt remake
>>558119509She just wants her trainer's soft and juicy cock
sexo suzuka
nice cheeks, rice
>>558119901member when sloptubers tried to push rice and made fun of witgawd for not even remembering the card, and then literally no one use that card for the entire scenario
>>558120071indeed
>>558120035they did a dirt expansion when copano rickey came out and it added like 15 extra dirt races and 4 G1s
>>558120016My WITLET OGURI DIVED TO THE ASSES OF MY 2 OTHER UMAS
what do I use to activate xoguri's unique this time? shake out?
>>558120229i heard front use moxielate use small breather
When
>>5581202812 more years
>>558120229Make a Front Oguri and have her proc Moxie
>>558120229Moxie
>>558120187yeah but it has been 3.5 years since copacabanaand forever young is coming with the big america tour
>>558120016>My 627 stamina condor front dies>The 499 stamina condor pace survivesso it's another stamina gaslight episode? I see
There are no downsides to Sweepy>no longer have to go through soul crushing parent runs>if they actually ban you, you are free from this dogshit gameJust had a ran where stupid whore failed 4%, 5% rolls, got Practice Poor from top option, got Late Start and jobbed Satsuki Sho, choked in Kikuka Sho because she failed FAT stamina 5% training during summer camp, missed 6 skill pts and couldn't buy Swinging Maestro.And after all this, I've got zero useful sparks.This run gave me nothing but cancer.If I actually used Sweepy, I wouldn't go through this emotional turmoil.
If I don't get a good front parent soon I'm just going to run double debuffers
>>558120271what about pace?
Mihono Boybon.
>>558120356Spot Struggle issue
>>558120365what about the possible ban
>>558120346They could add more races, Saudi Cup is probably first in line since Forever Young won it twicedunno about American races, JRA is historically extremely xenophobic
>>558120365why not just uninstall the game?
>>558120365>if they actually ban you, you are free from this dogshit gamewe all know when that happens you'll make a new account
>>558120376Sorry never built it this cm. I dont want more gamble on the 70+% gamble unique trigger
>>558120365They'll never ban anyone despite how easy it is to detect cheaters. Just go ahead anon.
sweepy doesnt let you do 40 race rotation so your parents arent affinity bombs theyre just lame
I always get what I want in banners <100 rolls, but this dogshit ass spark nigger RNG never gives me what I want.
>>558120465What kind of masochist do you have to be to create another account of uma>>558120365Use the bot already and stop yapping.
>>558120071She has the nicest home screen lines
>>558120574maybe because the chance of getting a good blue + relevant pink is lower than a focus rateup?dumbass
>>558120540Can't you feed it whatever race schedule you want
>>558120540matibame
>>558120465Rich or NEET call it
>>558120540>lol random Fuku edit with burning fuseWhy this image exists?
>>558120137I used Rice for longslop on Suzuka and Maya but that's about it, entirely forgettable card as I only got 1 (one) of it.
When making aces, you always go for strength chakra right?
and when everyone's sweepy...hehe...noone will be...
>>558120753based
>>558120725there is a /v/tranny obsessed with bombs and women exploding, i can bet you this is the same faggot with his weird ass fetish
>>558120628>playing the game is more miserable than rolling the gachanot a good look
since there are debuffers... why is there no buffers? I'd run some uma who can proc a stamina recovery for the whole team and stuff
>>558120229Front = MoxiePace = Operation Caocao (works as a mid-race skill and recovery skill)Late/End = Super Duper Climax
>>558120847is this not always the case?
>>558120137I'm using Rice for CM11 on cafe
the source of your suffering is obsession with plat titlesif you do not need to win every CM, then all autism falls offwhen you dont need to parent runor get every meta support cardyou no longer feel the need to bot
>>558120871competitive spirit (on your debuffer) also, lone wolf on debuffer if you dont have that on your aces
>>558120871Neo universe alt is the buffer
23 hours
>>558120871because buffers are fucking Aids
>>558120956...until I get gf
>>558120871just run sympathy on all your umas
>>558120871"pull this uma or forever lose cms"yeah that is good right
>>558121005thats a TT scorepushing strat, not a CM strat
>>558120871
I miss her so much.
>>558121089my gf not really
So which is better to run as a second front for Falco? Bobo Xoguri Pasa or Smaru?
>>558121112soon
>>558120615waterproof toaster…
>>558121112why do they take so long to add the other 1 and 2 star umas it's not like they're even meta
>>558121247cyjews
>>558121145VBobo and Smaru are the same. VBobo's just easier to build.
>>558121247Keep pulling on the 3* bro Cyjews needs their money
Big boobs mobs Tracen Ondo...https://x.com/tibalt_the_ko/status/2025064332460261866?s=20
>>558121247because 2 star umas are anni umas I dunno what to tell youroyce and royce is the newest 2 star
6 7
>>558121367HOLYSHIT
Sixty-seven!
thos are som sexy legs
February Stakes in 20 hours
>>558121367>not only rolled a 7>but also 6 7
>>558121451Maru...
>>558121465>more night race kinoVGH turf chuds would NEVER understand
>>558121367
>>558121465>d*rt race
Yesterday I remember seeing picture that calculated your chance of inheriting certain skills/aptitude from inspiration.Does someone have the link pretty please?
>>558121623Was it this one? That's from https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/veterans, you need to feed it your extracted veteran dump to use the page though.
>>558121623>calculating the chancesIt's always a 50%, do not fall for the probability propaganda.You either get it or not if you meet the requirements.
>70 second update timer post more skinny thighs
>>558121578>Japs still haven't won L'Arc or any prestigious turf race reallyDirt is the only real international success that you have
>just lose because i'm short 7 powershit ass game
>>558121367Son of a bitch
>>558121786NOOOO RUNA WOULDN'T SAY THIS
>>558121543
>>558121839mayo wouldnt swear like this because shes (always) trying to get boyfriend
>>558121072but enough about xoguri cap
>>558121367I kneel
How do I stop being lazy?
the zoomers loved that post
>>558121768Ye that's the one>>558121774Damn I must be the luckiest/unluckiest mf always losing 200 coin flips in a row
>>558121943Run.
These are actually desperate millennial boomers that cling to their youth and try to remain relevant (they are long past their prime)
>>558121367erm what the sigma
i don't think hagsky is a boomer she's older than that
>>558122019Zoomers are almost 30 you're next
>>558122064Not today Satan
im basically past my primeneed to settle down with uma girlfriend
>>558122112>>558122167
So how did you guys get into Umamusume? I honestly got hooked to this franchise because I liked how competitive the umas were. It reminded me a lot of some sports shounens that I used to watch. Also I relate a lot to the umas since I also really like running, specially with Suzuka.
>>558122218*starts dry humping u*
>>558122218I saw Asmongold streaming it and it looked like a comfy game
>>558122218i watched the anime
>>558122218I was watching a vtuber who lost taurus placing 7-8-9 and I started playing because of that
>2nd turn>got spurtIM PREPARED FOR A RAGE INDUCING RUN
>>558122218Uma is my first gacha. I've been hearing about gachas for a long ass time, starting with Kancolle explosion, but I've been avoiding them, avoiding playing I mean.It took a bald canadian to play Uma for me to actually consider diving in.
>>558122218i saw Forsen watching clips of it
>>5581221676 7
>>558122019The only good things about youth were being happy about nothing, not paying bills, being able to touch older women and they'd just play it off as you being childish and someone would cook and clean for you
>>558122218Watched the anime in 2021 with a friend. For what the concept was, it was better than we expected. I learned about the game and tried to play JP but no nihongo from me, so I dropped it around Aoharu release, been lurking in /uma/ ever since
>>558122297was it Kaela?
Kek
>>558122218I saw Manhattan Cafe fanart and briefly considered starting to play JP when she came out. A short couple years later and I am now here on global instead and didn't even roll on her because my tastes changed.
>>558122364sexo
>>558122218I found out this game had a global release after a racist twitter user posted a video of his Daiwa Scarlet winning a race.My previous knowledge of the game was surface level as the only things fags really posted about JP were about the porn ban, and the gacha pull animation which doesn't really tell you anything.
>>558122218used to be an iM@S seiyuufag, sat through a bunch of delays until I missed the actual JP release and didn't feel like playing anymore. Eventually got reminded about the global release through a vtuber.
>>558122218I watched the first three seasons sometime before global dropped to spark my interest then I looked up the concerts to watch a few of the girls dancing. It also helped that I'd occasionally tune into a JP vtuber playing it so I got indoctrinated quick and easy. Lastly, my parents used to bet on horses very often and when I was younger my dad would let me pick any horsie I thought would win so I picked whoever had the coolest name. It might have been fate for me to get so deeply into Umamusume.
>>558122364You've touched adult women with nefarious intent when you were a lil' weeny squirt?
>>558122218I saw Curren and Sky fanart on twitter a few years ago and took a look at where they're from
>>558120356Stamina is a meme.
>>558122519sexo curren legs
>>558122401
>>558122526h*gs
>>558122271Is it still flacid or are you just that small?
>>558122218I watched season 1 when it came out and then forgot this existed then I saw this game had a global release and tried it out. Then I got addicted to watching the races in game. Only CMs scratch that itch now since career races aren't thrilling anymore.
>>558122218I was aware of the jp game for a while but didn't get into it until a friend told me about the global release
>>558122218i had umapyoi densetsu and next frontier on my phone's mp3 playlist since like 3 years ago
probably just flaccid...
>>558122505>adult woman fetishno dignity...
>>558122218anime and umapyoi
sunday
I enjoy large, weighty breasts.
Does Kitasan still need A&S for the Hanshin 3200 CM?
>>558122393ohayoo awooga
>>558122505Yes, my folks will never let me live down the fact.
>>558122218Randomly stumbled on some Rice Shower art and traced it back to Umamusume
>>558122218I watched Hololive Vtubers streaming it, and i liked the gameplay and cute girls.
2 (fan) runs down of 3 morning runs
So it was either the anime or some youtuber for the most of us>>558122441>used to be an Im@s seiyuufagWhat stopped you?>>558122519I actually admire that your oshis didn't change
>>558122218I heard about Umamusume last November, saw the movie and that was that. I like racing, horses and anime so it was quite easy to get sucked into this franchise. The fact the girls are all based on real horses helps a lot too and I'm now slowly becoming a keibafag.Anyway thanks for reading my blog.
>>558122364need more pics like thisi'm not even a footfag, i just love how well designed are their shoes/boots.
>>558122218I watched season one
>>558122218I'm a KeibaGOD
>DJ Helios>Bakushin Armpits>Agnes Tachyon low cortisol danceHow does Uma managed to create viral memes back to back? Not even Genshin is this level kekhttps://youtu.be/BCvWHPbmNxc
Is it just me or did they plant buffed Spe in Derby and buffed Grass in Arima in Seiun's career? I notice that Seiun loses those two races the most but the rest are piss easy.
wtf is a low cortisol dance
surely there is a helios pic of her doing this face
>>558122218I saw a twitter post with a screenshot from the threads that had a horsefucker link, went here and decided to play the game. I already knew about the game before from vtubers and umamusume content youtubers but didn't give it a try yet that time
Do you think cygames will ban me for consistently clicking bottom option on speed fuku chains when my cheats tell me top would fail
? ? ?
>>558123226>Do you think cygames will banThey never will.
>>558123226Is this sweepy?
>>558123226No, but Shiraoki-sama will kill you
>>558123187its when the uma gets pregnant or is like tachyon and has made a daiwa the estrogen spike in childbirth (to declot the blood) protects against the cortisol
>>558123226
>>558123015That's how they get you
>>558123245THE RAPED
>>558123245OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
>>558123226anon...we talked about thisthis ability must not be released to the public
>>558123187idk but its all over my feed
>>558122983No but I added more to the list
>'they will ban you broooooo it's cooomiing i swear!!!'>"Oh, yeah? Name one instance they banned for something in /uma/ JP EVER>'uh hhhhhhhhh'always
actually, estrogen generally coagulates the blood
>>558123226I hope you get banned and raped nigger
>>558123226How do I do this?
>>558123226packet sniffingGOD, you're no longer gambling at that point
>>558123015You're beginning to understand
>>558123406her wedding dress is pure sex
>>558123523with Paint
>>558123226I still hesitate if I want to use sweepy or not but I wouldn't hesitate if hachimi will allow me to do that or not
remembercygames is literally POWERLESS to stop you from modifying the client
My son will pull for Fine Motion
estrogen is generally a coagulant unlike vitamin K, vitamin K being an anticoagulant (blood thinners)
>>558123226These are predetermined and not having to contact cygames server to tell the outcome?
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iK-rB8gwq4
>>558123795YOOOOOOOOOOOOO WITGOD HASN'T ABANDONED US
>>558123795Wait it's confirmed Trackblazer? I thought that was only available available from the threads
@VF PROPAGANDA DIVISIONROLL OUT
the real threat to cygames that you could open up is data harvesting all of the bot users (with consent/"opt-in" schemes) to find things out about the game I think the closest related thing to what I wanted to do was figuring out how magnet links work, and having people host and seed a torrent/s, and this could make "legal gray area" tools stay up forever, and the torrent browser (website) is the tool
>>558123795>witfraudY'all really need to stop watching 1CM plat winner
OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT IF YOU CAN AFFORD THE FAST LEARNER HAT YOUR RUN IS FUCKING DEAD DUDEWHY ARE GOLD HAMMERS LOW PRIORITYTHEYRE GOLD HAMMERS YOU WANT LIKE FUCKING 20 OF THEM
>>558123795Finally I'm saved. Thank you based witgod
>>558123795more like witSHART
>>558123971lol it's the same exact tier list as the VF one
>>558123971>WHY ARE GOLD HAMMERS LOW PRIORITY>THEYRE GOLD HAMMERS YOU WANT LIKE FUCKING 20 OF THEMThey're not plat. I'm only taking platinum hammers else it's a brick.
I'm looking at old footage of people playing mant grand live and grand masters and I can't find one person using fine motion...
>He still believes seriru adviceThat fraud hasn't won any CM since Taurus lmao
>>558124116stop noooooticing
>>558123795Finally, I can have an opinion
I only watch witGOD and I have 5 plats
>>558123795>I don't have much memory of using power cards. I just used creekp*wercuckies not like this again....
>>558124116youre looking at JP footage when people had no information and their decks were fucked
>>558123795Haru Urara trainers hate it already
currensisters........... how do we run our queen on TB..........
>>558124269I'd be more scared if I still see Uraras when MANT hits
>>558123795Fine Motion shills we have been exposed...
>>558123795I can hear my trainees cursing me already
What is it about witgod that makes the VFcord seethe so much? Is it because he's a pureblood japanese? Or because he played the original server? Maybe it's his high paying job? Or being absolutely shredded?
What is it about VF that makes the witgodcord seethe so much? Is it because he's a pureblood taiwanese? Or because he played the original server? Maybe it's his high paying streaming job? Or being absolutely handsome?
>>558124470>his high paying job>being absolutely shreddedsource?
>>558124470>>558124549
>>558124549
>>558124561his wet dream about witgod
What stam am I aiming for for next CM?
>Marked
>>558124116At that point in time JP cavemen didn't even know if Finemo is a meta card
>>558124673
>>558124659601
recommending Fast Learner Hat means you actually didnt play the scenario at all and don't know that its about money management and buying a fucking 300 dollar item will put you in the dirt
>>558124754well the scenario isnt out on global soo
Stop trying to save global, let them try it for themselves, they will see how useful the hat is soon enough
>>558124754hehe dirt
>>558124754It just depends on when the hat becomes available pitlicker bwo
>dirt+mile S proc in senior year>rainbows evaporate>hints disappear>support events don't finish>speed doesn't cap>water dries up>crops plaguedevery single time
Seriru's MANT video is the only one I've watched so far and not gonna lie it already looks exhausting as fuck
>>558124873give me a situation where you would want a 300 dollar FL hat as opposed to 300 dollars worth of hammers, bracers, stat boosters, megaphones, debuff cleansers, energy items, cupcakes
Can we please PLEASE just hurry up and move on to the next long cm? I want real competition
>hammer affects URA finale rewardsWtf, no one in /uma/ talked about this tech.
my face in groovy crotch
...hehe...
>>558124754I don't know a single thing about MANT but it makes sense for me since the difference without fast learner and with fast learner is so huge when buying skills.
>how it feels going from training +20% speed sprinters/milers to 0% speed longers
>>558125017what are you all hehe about...
>>558124953>air groove Opinion discarded
>>558124951You can already hit 1200/600/1200/400/1200 in Aoharu on a highroll. Getting more skills is better than getting another 200 Guts
Well, shit. People who have MLB FM + MLB Natie are really at an advantage in this scenario, huh?
>>558125010What? You didn't notice in unity getting +15 to all stats instead of +11 when running a race bonus deck?
>>558124754skills >>>>>>> statsEspecially if it's a scenario where you can shit out horses with capped stats, and a scenario where cap is still only 1200.
>>558125097>>558125075oh my god NO IT ISNTFL ONLY MATTERS WHEN HINTS GET MAXED EASILY AND YOU NEED AS MUCH SP AS POSSIBLEFUCKINGFL IS ONLY GOOD L'ARC ONWARDS
>>558125109>whales have unfair advantagewhoa
idk what any of that fucking post means
>>558125174seethe
>>558125174>YOU NEED AS MUCH SP AS POSSIBLEDoesn't racing give you SP? I honestly don't get your point here. Taking FL seems like a no brainer.
>>558125097>You can already hit 1200/600/1200/400/1200 in Aoharu on a highroll
the fight of fifth hand information of how to play a scenario you've only seen in jap screenshots on sloptube
>no more fast learner because events disabledmayabros....................
umas aren't uma enough
>MANT not even out and people are telling you fast learner is bad
>all the bonuses you get just for racingJesus, man. You really need to drag your uma through the mud. Half the video is Seriru telling you what you get for epithets.
>>558125281She doesn't copy...
>>558125174I can't see a scenario where FL is bad. I made a very good uma with buttload of skills because of FL during aoharu
>have to run every new Uma through the outdated URA/Unity scenario to actually get their storyWho the fuck greenlit MANT?
(game) theory: you can "fast skip" the end of race screen where it counts your fans etc., by clicking on nearly the same tick that the game allows you to click, with a second finger (this rather than clicking a lot with one finger), so by clicking with a second finger on that tick whilst clicking where the green button will go you will skip it slightly faster. it feels faster, and maybe sweepybot (if it is faster) could use this to make runs more efficient
fast learner isnt good because... IT JUST ISNT OKAY!!!!!!!
>>558125174>AND YOU NEED AS MUCH SP AS POSSIBLEso, always?
alright, got a Digitan I'm happy but not ecstatic with. End S, straightaway spurt, curvature, both of her trainable golds, NSM, Red Shift, Let's Pump. If she'd gotten mile or dirt aptitude it would've been a winner for sure. Training these is so much less soulcrushing than trying to train up a sprint Pasa for last CM, where it was just me begging the pink to appear and turning it into a scuffed fan run if it didn't. It is kind of hard to hit the stats I want with Digitan, though. She needs pretty good luck on speed rainbows to get to 1100+.
why is this thread full of niggers and faggots
>>558125294They're just learning things from a literally who youtuber.Also probably is just one person who is commenting it.
actually thinking back to before with the fast skip on other interfaces (like the practise races io), maybe this is how I was clicking the button before it even appeared, by clicking with a second finger to skip the scrolling/long animation
Metafags are the most insufferable people ITT
>>558125174You need to be a sloptuber and equip an umamusume avatar for people to actually believe your gaslight you know. Preferably an Oguri Smile avatar
>playing Uma when the main scenario is MaNTyou global niggers will learn
It really isn't that complicated
>being able to run mile is more important than S aptitudeStart building your 9* mile parents now, bros.
>>558123202>tranny artist
if you test to see if clicking with a second finger is actually faster, then be sure to do both clicking on something you can interact with (like a racer, but not that you would be interacting with them) on the placing screen, or a blank space maybe the difference is only the time between clicks on your button finger though (still a big diff and cuts out latency)
yknow what actually fuck all of you burn in group B you stupid fucking retardsfucking dumbass all uma banner rollers really thinking "oh max stats are guaranteed in MANT" suffer and keep fucking suffering
>>558125386The reason it's bad is because it's expensive on shops refresh after a few races. If you get FL early on you won't be able to buy anything else and you won't be able to snowball the run. It's kind of like getting absolutely fucked with blue bubbles in Aoharu early and losing the 1st race, your run is probably fucked, definitely not as good as it could have been. If you get FL later it's good. Though in MANT you will buy skills early since winning races is so important
>>558123654Tits not big enough
>>558125572I shan't
I'm too retarded for this conversation
>>558125572I already have 2 7* mile parents because of fucking aquarius. I can at least cope all those runs I did have a purpose
awooga
>>558124673Clanker
>>558125341Borrow guts card has increased training effect if low on energy
>>558125657I thought you can use clocks in MANT, are the uses unlimited or only 3 for the whole scenario like the usual? If it's the latter then I understand why saving up for FL can be bad
>>558125696>Draws SEX>"reproduction is prohibited"
>>558124841NO! IINCHOU IS NOT FOR GASLIGHT
I don't give a fuck First day MANT releases i'll learn how to play it by myself though trial and error.
awooga! sexo!
MAX>>558125341where skills????where are the skills
>>558125821>no guide>wasting all the saved clocksCuck
sex soon
>Anons unironically discussing if buying the Fast Learner shit is worth itIf only there was some cute umamusume with guaranteed Fast Learner!
>50 or 60RBI can actually reach that shit with a full SR deck without having to use dead cards. Let's go.
>>558125821same. that's part of the fun. I didn't look up guides on unity either. why would you? Figure it out yourself.
>>558125761I dunno if they are unlimited but I think you will run out of clocks fast if you do that desu
>>558125872You get them from racing
>>558125341This is only limited to El and Oguri
>>558125821based nice nature
>>558125929you dont get golds from racingand stats do not make up for golds
>>558125953Why?
clock status?
>>558125985just get more whites?
>>558125921I think if it's unlimited then I'll do my CM ace trainings only one per honse so I would be able to afford wasting clocks. I'll just adapt accordingly
If sweepy doesn't work for mant the monthly revenue for this game is going into the gutter.
>>558125907>he doesn't know
>>558126020No.you do know curvature procs twice cm11 right?
>>558125821>>558125971COME BACK DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>558125910>Accountant>Adds chart to his video and explains it, 15 minute long video where he dumps info
>>558126082and?
nice, I have 21TP, so with 1 toughness I can take a 30 min break, do 1 run and have another with TP lined up. 98TP is pretty good
>He boughted fast learner
>>558125910come the fuck on man you speak english you know how to spell Ideally
>>558125617Group B seems fun, we get to run a more diverse set of umas instead of Christmas Oguri, Valentine Bourbon, GoldShip or Summer Maruzensky
What did she mean by this?
>>558126202
>>558125910>Iderary
>>558118553everyone is finally understanding that deadlock is good
FALCONGODS WHERE WE AT
>>558126203sense of humor
>>558125821Based
>>558118553gotta find another niche before the drop in playerbase if they don't implement auto runs for mant
Are we officially calling it TB now?
>>558126227nooooo i don't wanna get curren'd aaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee
>>558126367Even Witgod calls it TB lol.
Don't know if I'm cooking, or if the kitchen is on fire, but what if I buy all the lategame accels, with zero early or midgame? Such that groundwork procs as and endgame accel.
robbing yourself of the fun of exploring a new scenario by looking at a brown seanig of all things
>>558126227
>>558126308Why was FalGOD's banner not shilled? Still the strongest uma in the game unless it's a longslop
>>558126367Trans Bait
>>558126367No, fuck off
>>558126367>>558126403SEAbros... *coughs blood*
The MANT filtering soon
>>558126432It was shilled, nobody pulled cause she's ugly
>>558126439Torena Bait
>>558126413You're gonna be pissed when you actually read the condition of the skill you're building around
>>558126432If you want an unironic answer. It's because VF underhyped her and made her look weak on purpose
>>558126432her hair is stupid and she has an annoying voice
>>558126453Skipping her banner
I've already copied Witgod's schedule. If this doesn't work day 0 I will dislike his video
>>558126227Just try it out
>>558126432weaker than DigiGOATalso she's a dumb orb
>>558126547>>558126547>>558126547move
>>558126432>>558126509It's because Sparkly Stardom is a retarded skill that the opponent can actively fight against and its not a meme like "blockers" areyou just need a competent front and oops she pops it too early and PDMs
>>558124253but they're using all the rest of the meta stuff THO
