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tenna sex
I LOVE TV!!
>>558156878Hoo...
>>558156978Was experimenting with paint.net using Friend, he looks stupid but I like him
Goat
YOU...ARE...A...TOY!!! You aren't the real Asriel, you're an... aw, you're a red horn headband! You are a child's... plaything!
>>558157081I want to trip Tenna and call him useless while he cries on the floor at the spilled tray
SpamtennaGODS...
we now have two threads I wonder if the board can handle double utg
>>558157109...man!
>>558157117how my stupid chud fucking cat looks at me after lacing my water with methamphetamines
>>558157238>You are a child's... plaything!Ralsei would absolutely misinterpret that as a good thing
>>558157465Please provide the source. I love this guy's stuff and want to properly categorize his pics
>>558157712homersimpsonfan or something on twitter
>>558157465asriel is stoned
Two threadsOne family....Trust your heart...Let fate decide...TO GUIDE THESE LIVES WE SEEEEEEEEE
>>558157238You are a sad, strange little Lightner
I ship Sans x Ramb
>>558157794am I crazy or has this person drawn on our whiteboards a few times
>>558157841Fuck Tarzan and fuck Phil Collins
>>558157925Sans teaching Ramb how to be a creep who keeps tabs on people by roleplaying as Kris, then it escalates into a makeout session
>>558157465is this based on the chuck e cheese ride
>>558157629ok into the files you go.
>>558157240I want to lock you up in a tiny prison cell where they give you very restrictive freedom for long enough until you don't think of harming Tenna ever again
>>558157238Bro i gotta rewatch toy story
>>558157240Yeah well.... you're a meanie doodoo head.
lunch is stronger than famly
Don't wanna close my eyesI don't wanna to fall asleep'Cause I'd miss you faveAnd I don't wanna miss a thing
every day i thank my lucky stars toby isnt a sw*dish developer
>>558158214Finally, my works have been recognized
>>558157712https://x.com/HomerFan1738
>>558157465this guy rocks
>>558158510Thank you. The Susies are so lovely. Barely any sclera
hi i love them
>>558158429But then Joey could meet Toby
>>558157756no it fucking wasn't *rips the skin off your face*
>>558158619I love their Asgore
>>558158328All you need is lunchAll you drink is punch
>>558159005I can't believe Kris did voice acting for Mewgenics...
>>558158328
>>558158706I also love them
>>558158084*loud buzzer sound*WRONGFuck Jane tenderly, passionately, to evoke every coo and moan to think about when she looks at you(me) like she looks at Tarzan
>>558158720it would not be worth the unfortunate reality of a swedish dev taking their really good game base, fucking it over and over until it is dogshit, and slightly bringing it up to meh over 2-3 years FUCK YOU SWEDEN
Love this creature
So who's the knight? Cast your final votes. Who would you actually put real money on?
>>558159176That's very cool of you.
>>558159449the annoying dog
>>558159449I've got millions of dark dollars riding on this
>>558150085>Has a fat ass and shares my opinions
>>558159449Asriel
>>558158510This artist is the only one who captures Kris's horrid little dipshitness
>>558159449Batman
>>558158429Imagine Underrune if Toby was finnish
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>558159107his cat noises are realistic and good, too.
>>558159449Always betting on Noelle Knight!
>>558159834At the rate Toby's taking with Deltarune, he'll never be finnish! Wocka wocka!
Dess holding kris down and making him eat the crust off her nipple piercings
>>558159878Good night!
>>558157161goap
>>558159808they're.... a special child
>>558159225low tier disney waifu ngl this is like going up to the ugliest girl in a group because you think she's the one most likely to respond positively to your advances.
>>558160132goal
So round and full of yummies
>>558159878gote note
>>558159449I will bet my novelty cat pen that doesn't even work on Dess transforming into the Knight through being in the ??? eternity jaunting zone for seven years, then somehow being "freed" or freeing herself and deciding to carry out the prophecy to the bitter end as the total antithesis of Susie's and many other characters' hopes for eternity because she was that pissed off at finding out Gerson never finished his book series after all those years.
>>558160260low tier??UGLY?!Thats it, meet me outside on the parking lot RIGHT now bad taste like this needs to be....Gonered.
Look, if fave was dying, they wouldn't have bothered to crave "AAAAAARGH". They'd just say it!
Which boomer musician would be most likely to write a song about Undertale or Deltarune
>>558160290my hockeyteams constant winning makes me 6-2 my stomach
>>558160493they shoulda bought a crave case nyuk nyuk nyuk *sprays acid from my throat glands onto your face*
>>558160496Brian Wilson would probably be way into UTDR
>>558160531You are such a freak of nature
>>558160260NTA but Jane is far from being ugly, what the fuck are you smoking?
fave hopes the push monkey dies
>>558160531NUMBEEEEEERS!
>>558160731xD
>>558160696What about the pull monkey?
>>558160318how do fat people even have sex you cant reach his tenis
>>558160468I think whoever the knight is, we can all agree it's not Dess at this point
>>558160796he's chill
>>558160804they have to push down on the fupa to reach the hidden treasure buried within
>>558160531Heh i just got it
Imagine grabbing this
>>558160804you have to reach in his manhole to find the legend of tenis
Only women are allowed to be fat. Dudes, hit the treadmill.
>>558160775X3
>>558160775you are letting some guys hitting a flat cylinder with sticks dictate whether or not you are happy, it's okay to enjoy watching something but putting your own happiness so much out of your control is pathetic.
>>558160924>>558160972I'm getting conflicting answers
I love fish
>>558161153The bedridden path began with ice cream magic
I hate fatties
>>558161026fat women get more shit than fat men by far.
>>558160884That's what she wants you to think.
>the gang find out Kris is blueberry-flavored
>>558160804Penetrative sex is overrated and doesn't even feel goodOr something, idk still a virgin
>>558161241lol
>>558161462Yes it does. You fat enjoyers will never know what you're missing when you can't reach their hole or benis
>>558161112temshart will get gobbled up by spur.us when chapter 5 drops
>>558161462dude you cant just say the *looks both ways and whispers* p word
I hate it when videos get deleted, like just last week I was watching this old FFxUT menu vid and today I found out it got deleted, probably due to the fact that the tumblr page it was from got it final post recently and the creator might start to deactivate everything eventually, I already archived as much as I can but I feel like there really need to be a better place to archive a bunch of these old undertale stuff since it literally have been a decade now, the longer it's left the more likely it is to just vanish and never been seen again, like I would love it if anyone here can find a higher quality version of this video or even the song name (I can't find it anywhere), it would mean a lot to meDead youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYN7ORsybeM
>>558161767I feel like this is AIshartyfarts trained on this one guy's work
>>558161748what is that I feel like I saw someone say it already
I have a assigned every /utg/ member a daily gym regiment that you must stick to or be kicked out with no housing permanently. It's mandatory to shower every day for at least 10 minutes.
>>558159449THE GREAT PAPYRUS
>>558161876Have you put the link on the internet archive already? Sorry that's happening, I went through the same thing not long ago with a lot of songs and it was hell, I hope you can recover it
>>558161987how about I sit in bed all day and touch myself
>>558161987I already do 60 jumping jacks and 10 push-ups a day what more do you want from me sir or madam
>>558161961Depends on if you use ublock or not
>>558161987I haven’t worked out in a while because of a severe depression that keeps me from getting up
>>558161708I don't know, I have my doubts since I tried putting something in there once and it felt really lame and like a whole lot of nothing but if that's something you enjoy then that is very good for you anon
>>558159449Ascended darkner Dess
>>558157117love this, I think this would look spectacular if the mouth was less pixelated and the if the eyes were pixelated too
>>558162423what
previous whiteboard cleaned
>>558161034:3
imagine being such an obsessed tard that you dedicate actual time to repeatedly covering people's fuzzy cwitter drawings with scribbles that can be removed with a single click
>>558162832;D
>>558162507Aw
I just showered, shaved my face, brushed my teeth, AND put on freshly dried clothes. nothing can stop meI should probably lotion my body too but im a bit lazy at the moment
Enough. My ship sails in the morning
If age verification laws passed by Mayor Holiday in Hometown how would they work since there's so many monster species
>>558161987A homeless junkie tried to rob me today don't make it so there will be more of them
>>558162979I got a haircut today and they were playing that ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD song in the salon for some reason
>>558162106I have but the version on there was only 360p which is better than nothing I guess, still would love to find the higher quality version, honestly I'm sorta angry with myself since I WAS about to download the video when I did watch it last week, I put off because I was having one of my depression states and now it's just gone, I seriously do believe that there need to be some group archiving undertale fan content cause I feel like this sorta stuff is just going to become more and more common the more time goes by, I struggle to move on with a lot so having some of the stuff that comfort me disappearing isn't exactly nicegod I was already a mess before but this just put me in a worse state
>>558163119Mayor Holiday thinks age is just a number.
>>558162979*sniIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*uuuuuuuungh
>>558162929i am gay
>>558161987I ran 8 miles today and did like 10 pushups. I fitness mog every other utg anon.
>>558162979oh my gaster I just realized I forgot to fix the bottom of the shoulders and the background like I did for KT's gif
>>558163191Gay too is an acronym
>>558161708All it takes to reach a fat hole or benis is physics, engineering and/or determination. Furthermore, my research has shown that fat itself can transmit vibrations and thus aid in hardening the benis.Being able to better maneuver the weight of a fat partner is also a good motivator for weight training.>>558163239Mogging acknowledged, but make sure to do stretches and take care of your joints and tendons or Lancer will kneegrave you.
>>558163307yeah it stands for GAY GOAT
>>558163119age verification laws are just an excuse to link your face to your online footprint so Mayor Holiday can track monsterkind easier. age verification barely works in practice
>>558163431Saying goat is gay is redundant. Goats are gay by their nature.
>>558163121storytime
>>558163636truei am really really tired rn, so i am thinking i go to bed now. cya tomorrow fren :D
>>558163239Temfag what brought you out of your retirement?
this thread fucking sucks
>>558163786I was about to turn in for the night myself. Good night and see you tomorrow, fren! :)
>>558163858
>>558163858you say that about every thread though
>>558163796Please don't mistake me for him.
if you all died and went to hell forever i would not bat an eye
>>558162979hmm lets see *runs fingers along your face* mmmhmmmm *traces your jaw and circles thumb slowly over your cheeks* yepyep *brushes forehead lightly and pulls your lips down a bit* n-not bad!
>>558163786>>558163872gote night, anons
I dong move at all and i am not fat or skinny and am just unpleasantly middling
Thoughts on this ship?
I love kris so much anonsThat one gif where he winks at the viewer posted earlier made my heart skip a beatI feel so warm and fuzzy and happy inside
>>558164362Would Kris feel the same about you?
Actually it's called HFIL Home For Infinite Losers
>>558164301Is it defernull femtenna x regular tenna? because if so I feel no way at all about it. selfcest is cute for static art but hard to actually "ship" if that makes sense
>>558162979I just showered too. Wanna make out?
>>558164301A little cursed but I would self insert as femTenna
>>558164502yes
>>558164301Doubletenna
>>558164434At first I thought it was just Kris being a dick towards the concept of Christmas, kek
When Deltarune ends will there be a woman recording herself crying because her favorite ship didn't become canon like that one Stranger Things fujoshi did
The elevator in my apartment building is broken for the second time in 3 monthsThis must be the work of the evil Knight
I saw a noelle swapped with tenna that was named channelle like channel and I still laugh about it
>>558159571>kris becomes weaker when the soul is outthis doesn't happen
orang
doubletenna....so dumb...everyone can see there are two tennas what did i say that...i should draw on the whiteboard...but all i can think about is drawing megaman zero...lets see what magma is up to...oh im scared to go on mic and/or take up art space...ill just...sit here and die slowly....
>>558162671Thanks for the idea! I was definitely stuck on the eyes and mouth longer, they always looked a bit out of place no matter what I tried. Unfortunately I can't unpixelate the mouth and blurring it only makes my eyes hurt, but pixelating the eyes does look a little better.This thing is really fun to draw, in this case it was 99% held up by editing but hopefully some other time I'll try making Friend in the Petz style look cool or something.
Ordering McDonalds again like a fat fucking chud piece of shit this is why no woman's ever gonna fucking love me
>>558164434...Probably not.But I'd want to at some point, somehow, some way, make Kris feel happy.
I'm about to chug like 4 diet sodas
>>558164951nooooo we need more people in our art space... we're lonely :( our population numbers are low
>>558165020Yo get some large fries ill get the next
I've been steady on my diet for three months and starting tomorrow I'm gonna lower my calorie limit from 1600 to 1400 and see if that's sustainable
>>558164951draw megaman zero fave and stop being gay and dying. or just draw regular megaman zero. sidenote imo the whiteboard doesn't have to be just utdr if people get burnout or just an itch to draw something else.
>>558164951can you draw femtenna riding maletenna
>>558165298seconding this. I'm a fat fuck I'll eat any art no matter the flavor
I'm gonna spend like a month and a half hiking pretty soon and I'm really scared Toby is going to release chapter 5 while I'm gone and I'm going to miss playing the chapter and reacting with everyone else live
>>558165298>doesnt have to be utdrhehhehhehheh it worked now i can draw all the scooby doo i want the fools!!!
I'm so broken I have /utg/ open on my computer right in front of me and I just idly checked my phone on /utg/ like more messages would show up there. I feel like the refresh stystem of 4chan has quickly deteriorated my attention span, I feel like that gif of gambling old people on a cruise ship.
>>558164684that was me sorry
>>558165518Are you going backpacking or something anon also do you have rich parents
>>558165595this is your brain on utg
>>558165518t. anon who's going to come back wrong
>>558165541>now i can draw all the scooby dooYESS do it, do it. Draw characters as the scooby gang. Draw the gang making a dark world
>>558165595lmaooo I understand you fully I’ve made the same comparison before
>>558165518Anon we're not gonna see on one of those "10 people who mysteriously disappeared" videos are we
>>558165809me and my nonnies <3>>558165912holy shit it is so pippins isn't it can someone please draw elderly dice gambling
>>558156978https://youtu.be/IDd43aRmHdE
>>558163749there wasn't much to ithe said "hey. hey you"I was on edge naturally "yes", I said"Good morning." then he raised up his shirt to show he was not armed "do you know where I can get some water""It's down that street where the shops are at", I said"do you know what i really wanted" he said, I asked "what""your glasses"I put my glasses away, "No", said I"*something uninteligible* be putting it away I'm not gonna rob you *some noises* good morning" and he left
>>558166045I love this love this atmosphere
>>558166190What country do you live in anon holy shit
>>558165518Don't worry about it. I kept off replaying the chapters and started off again with Chapter 1 while everyone was on 3 and it meant that the save file editors and text dump were already ready when I need them and I missed the annoying rape jokes. I don't regret it. Just play at your own pace, even if he's probably not releasing them then.
Noelle stop stealing your mom's credit card to pay for the subscription to the ai chatbot of Susie
>>558166312Definitely can't be Chudmerica because our homeless people would try to stab you with a used drug syringe.
>>558166312It is somewhere in the third world, yes.
>>558166312the swedish caliphatethe mudslime wanted his glasses to read the quran
>>558166587Sorry that that happened to you anon, stay safe.
<3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-6_t8AQFRQ
Fave ordered a sandwich but when it arrived there's a strong smell of melted crayons to it.Should fave eat it anyway?
How can there be chocolate syrup in Noelle's fridge? Deers can't eat chocolate
>>558166756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvINn-qsg4o
>>558166835but can reindeer
>I'll play again someday>If you play too>I'll never play againDoes Kris truly believe they will have a chance to play the piano againIs "I'll never play again" the painful truth
>>558166756mudslime? wh->wikitionary>(derogatory, offensive, slang, religious slur) A Muslim. oh :(
>>558165518It's not coming out right now. You're safe.
>>558166792waxy cheese?
>>558166774Thank you>>558167057It was certainly not a muslim, are you one? I am sorry if you have felt offended
>>558165518If the Toy Story trailer reply was his quirktacular way of saying it's coming out in June you're probably fine
post charas
>>558165595You need stimmy control via playing video games and only occasionally alt-tabbing back to check if anything interesting is said, maybe something with a good plot and lots of reading like Ace Attorney or something that's interesting enough to not want the story broken up with breaks. Either that or actually go outside, but it's way overrated anyways
>>558167504it was not
#2 ranked FAVE Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his TRUE HAIRLINE
>>558166045
>>558167674*vomits a swarm of venomous insects*
The Quran is very clear that relations with Faves is against Allah and is haram.
>>558167628yes it was, its obvious
Susie, no! That burger is haram!
>>558167752yeah and completing the chapter without issue is an anagram for without susie
Arabian NiiiiiiiightsLike Arabian Faaaaaaaaaves
>>558167674this would happen to fave
>>558168027Holy shit Fave has reclassed into Mystic Knight they are now able to target elemental weaknesses and inflict status ailments at 100% accuracy using the Spellblade ability
We all theorize about Kris's relationship with their biological dad Varik Brandish but what about their uncle Adol Ys
AND AT THE TOP OF FAVECITYTHERE WERE THREE GOLDEN BALLS
>>558168259fave just uses break blade on all the darkners cause they're vulnerable to petrification
Fave is listening to look outside's soundtrack because of the posts last thread
>>558168417Adol keeps trying to show Kris cool legendary swords when he visits but always loses them when his boats sink
Fave loves papa nurgle
>>558167051I think they sound confident if you choose "I'll play again someday"
>>558168461it is a v solid ost, cboyardee made a good number of them
>>558168225Is this Mettaton as Northernlion?
Can we magma tonight i love you
>>558168851I have work today sweetie pie.
magma sucksaqua rules
>>558168841yes
>>558168950Fave is Barbie girlIn a Barbie world
>>558169007Is this from the 10th anniversary stream?I need to watch that at some point.
>>558168950Is Fave Team Magma or Team Aqua?What starter do they pick?
>>558167589Here's your hooman
>>558167713
>>558169275dont botherit wasnt worth the watch
>>558167674I just saw that post like 15 minutes ago, get away from me
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>558169275yes it was and dont listen to col/equally retarded anon it was good
>>558169275botherit was worth the watch
>>558167713>>558169441really good
>>558169294Magma, but he picked Treecko since he thought it might like tending flowers with him (he does not make it very far in Team Magma needless to say)
Can (you) draw penises, anon?
>>558169625I really enjoyed collectively freaking the fuck out when we realized they'd gone into a new area
>>558169847Maybe, never tried.
>>558166045Good song taste, really nice drawings. Squigglypaint or whatever the program's called was the perfect medium for this.
>>558169937watching it with /utg/ was great
>>558170061i was inspired by this https://youtu.be/KK3--Z36b4M
>>558169847no but I cant draw vag either
>>558170061it's called bootyjigglepaint
Tasting fave's period blood
>>558170330Ew
>>558170131it kind of felt like that thing people call "having friends"
>>558169847I cannotImagine that it's Tenna's dick tattoohttps://litter.catbox.moe/h9gvaj7zamuncsxc.png
Testing Fave's Period Cramp Simulator (This aint nothin you pussy bich)
>>558169609If Kris had been forced to babysit Susie instead of stewing in their own misery for a decade they would have become a decent person
>>558170330yum
>>558170459Your image no work
baking bread with yeast collected from fave's fat folds
FAVE CAN SMILEAND BLOOOOOWWWWWWW MEEEEEEEE
reminder susie is baking bread in that dirty ass pussy of hershomeless freak.
I don't want to write these essays
>>558170330I would slurp up Catty's coochie blood like fruit punch
toriel found the poop sock
toriel found the poop cock
>>558169847I think I can, I mean I've been practicing drawing dicks for years, hopefully they're decent
>>558170459this is why they took away his driver's license
>>558170759Spyro contemplating reproduction.
I have an erection
Dr Die doing typical saturday morning cartoon villain plots that are totally not a fetish, haha.
>>558170759Drawfags suffer in this cruel writefag's world
>>558171138eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
CONFESS YOUR WORST, ALL OF YOU SINNERS!!
This EasterKeanu ReevesIs"GRILLBY"
BYE NOWENJOY YOUR DELTARUNE MERCHREMEMBER NOWYOU BOUGHT IT FROM "STEVE!"MWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAASTEVE MCFAVE INDEED
>>558171482it's saturday...
>>558171138That's an automatic ejection
>>558170330Taste won't be that good, but I wonder how it would smell. The odor is normally disgusting, but that aroma coming from Favorite would mean they are fertile which is kind of hot, even if it should mean nothing to me as I can't get them pregnant. The timing would also make for a good opportunity to try out a strategy I saw in a Facebook post once about cumming in the shower like 7 times, blowing while holding your nose and waffle stomping the bloody pulp down the drain. Obviously I will be assisting with the orgasms and the waffle stomping if they're tired.Not Fave but the original post was actually in reply to a woman talking about how she gets herself drunk during that time and then it had her reacting in shock to the wafflestomping reply, which seems like a very Toriel thing to do.
>>558171146The Deltarune saturday morning cartoon:>Ralsei gets hooked up to the foot tickling machine>Susie eats too many pies and becomes super fat>Toriel gets zapped with a laser that makes her giant>Lancer inflates like a big balloon and Rouxls Kaard gets flattened>Noelle can't stop farting>The gang has to hold in their pee but can't find a bathroom>Berdly transforms into a were-bird>Spade King swallows the lighters and they have to escape his stomach>Kris gets mind contr-- oh wait
>>558171674reminder its kris' fault
>>558171482I don't think this TV is very holy or ordained
>>558171482I was gonna show something to my grandma on my phone but I completely forgot what I was looking at before and on top of that I also did not cover my phone as I unlocked it. So the first thing to show up on my screen was TV Cock. I think my she saw, but she didn't say anything or maybe wasn't able to make out that she was looking at cartoon porn.
>>558171730>Produced by Saban Entertainment
>>558171834He's a Tennavangelist
Holy shit
>>558169441last one
>>558172065actual Jack Frost Jevil
>>558171674I love how weird kris and berdly look compared to each other in this. reminds me of sesame street when a normal kid is included with a group of monsters. I love when kris is an outcast
>>558171482I grapple with the overwhelming urge to scream "ASGORE DAISUKI!!!" at times despite not even knowing what it means. If you want something real then imaginary fave cuddles have gradually progressed from something to help me fall asleep into an actual requirement for a good night's rest, since if I don't think about anything I just lie there like an idiot for thirty minutes and feel like garbage in the morning
>>558171895This is why it's important to never ever ever look at pornography ever
>>558169847my name is nothing better to do and I love putting in too much effort for one joke
>>558172362OK that's funny, I appreciate the effort
>>558171482Church is tomorrow, not today
>>558172079awesome. lovely and somber
FINAL NOTICEDECEMBER IS HUMAN
>>558172065I wish I lived in a place with snow...
>>558171482I have a big autistic image of all my favourite characters I talk to when I want to think things through. I have realised it is kinda like Rubber duck debugging.
>>558158223Are you going to try to lock up Toby when he has the knight finish its Tenna killing job
I just realized I make a new pippins art basically every day (at least before I became obsessed with themes.) the dicerot might be terminal
>>558172862our strongest solider frfr
>>558171482ive been building the same thing in minecratft for the past 3 yearsI just do it over and over and over again it changes a little everytime sometimes it gets bigger other times its more compact and other times its unfinished then other times its finished but then i just do it again from scratch.
>>558172862based
>>558171482Not exactly a confession but this reminded me of the fact that I always see Undyne and Donald Duck in one of the Windows 10 wallpapers
>>558172998What is this "thing" you've built so much
>>558172991the pippins agenda must be maintained
>>558172862Oh you made _______ and all the ________??? You're so based!!!!1
>>558172862can i draw our pippins hanging out?
>>558173141sure. my pippins are folly and mttyume
>>558166781Best boy
>>558173098I have a visionof a man-made object.
Draw all Pippins oc nekkid >:3
>>558173453SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCHBE LOVED BE LOVED BE LOVED BE LOVED BE LOVED BE LOVED
>>558159449I am laying down the kitty on Mettaton
>>558173571But there are so many man-made objects that you could possible be making and really it's a vast space you have to tell me what it is you've gotta say it right to me
We have not done a knockout study on PIPPINS DICK SIZE
>>558173098it's a vessel. a sailing ship.it's deck is decorated weith barrels and plants, theres a torii gate near the front and a house/cabin to the back with the controls and helm and all that stuffwoth some cogs and glue the sails actually fold wide open when i press a button(create mod)and underneath theres a kitchen room with a table and storage and a sleepingquarters full of bunkbeds and more decorationsthe figurehead is this golden bird and it's wings go all the way to the broadsidesit's a junk-rigged chinese/japanese-ish three-sail ship and it's like the 8th model nowit's a me thing
>>558173109This but unironically
>>558173718all pippins penis are small. biggest is katanapippins' at a whopping 5 and a half inches
>>558173636
>>558172362kek
>>558173571I guess ships are a man-made object so you're not wrong but I try to make it cozy>>558173671it is a usually big build but lately ive notice its been getting smaller once I'm truly satisfied I'll feel a sense of freedom perhaps or maybe ill miss the feeling of building it
https://youtu.be/H9QE6KBD0zk
>>558156978buppy
>>558174149>top rightkris doing picrel
when asriel and togore get back from college will toriel try to force them back into wearing those ugly green and yellow shirt things?I mean kris is a teen and she still seems to only have him wear that green and yellow striped comboits some sort of house dress-code for the "children"
>>558173718I have been asking the researchers for information on this topic for MONTHS only to end up ignored each timeWhat are they hiding?
>>558173647>laying down the kitty on Mettatoncats would love mettaton because he is like a roaming big space heater. And probably a lot of heat-seaking cold blooded monsters.
>>558174315Anon...
>>558174332god I hope asriel makes flowey faces i want that so bad
life is pointlessi am surrounded by death at all timestheres no point to anythinganyway about that undertale
Pippenis (smallest to largest)himedanshi, phillip (girthy), yippins, deesix, battat, katana, bones (all that weight had to go somewhere)
>>558171618Periods just smell like blood which smells like pennies, if yours are disgusting then your hygiene must be gross
I've been wanting to post this for a week but could never find the right time to do so!Fuck it! I'm doing it now!!
>>558174432don't forget this one
>>558174660Open the FUARKING gif anon
>>558174320Asriel is a grown up, I think Kris just wears the shirt because they are immature. After all Toriel still holds their hand and drives them to school.
>>558174617How many inches are each of them?
>>558174410Mettaton would own a cat that is nice to him but comically evil to his enemies, like a Disney stepmother
>>558174803smallest is hime at 2.5 inches, yippins is 3.5 inches. battat is 4.3 inches. bones is 6.5 inches
>>558174715why it's just jevil laughing
i keep thinking about her and i don’t know why last night while trying to sleep i kept seeing her face and her sprites and her movements and i tried to hold my pillows but that just made me think of her again i am sick and pathetic
>>558174410Mettaton will take Pluey in the divorce
>>558174782I want to kiss that fish
>>558174919Very informative, thank you I should use this information for good
>>558173450[LOUD DOOTING]
>toy story 5 has a living ralsei plush or something your honest reaction?
>>558174297human noelle a cute
LIFE IS PAINI HATE-
>>558175225disney really selling out ngl
>>558174892I love that. His enemies include undyne. I feel like undyne would hate cats, shes totally a dog person. And it would be a problem between her and alphys lol. Also the cat would be called something ridiculous like rihanna sugar princess and be pure white and ugly like r*****s cat. and rides around on his shoulderpads/top of the box.
>>558175225id start jerking off violently in the theater until they have to drag me out
>>558175225Surprised it wasn't Sans.
>>558175225There could be a 10 minute scene with Woody talking to the camera about the plot of the next few chapters and I still wouldn't go see that movie
>>558175225Ralsei is more real than kris
>>558175257Flowey be like:>IF I CHOP YOU UP IN A MEAT GRINDER
>>558175225ok but what if it was spamton
the snew is coming
>>558171674lil berd makes my heart happy
>>558175225Then Ralsei is a character that intentionally sucks and is annoying on purpose and it's been ironic this whole time and I would consider toby the greatest author of our time
>>558175320Mettaton sitting in his big executive chair stroking a fluffy white cat like he's Dr. Claw when he makes a particularly devious boardroom decision
>>558174432Reminds me of a van I see in my town sometimes that has a dozen different ads for repair services and also this decal on the back.
>>558175435>AND THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT IS YOUR SOUL?>YOU'RE PROBABLY DEAD!
>>558175513The Spamton plush would be the schizo miniboss owned by a sid type who keeps stabbing it with cockroaches
I will now ask the real nigga question that everyone's been wanting to knowOf the pippenises which of them are growers and which are showers?
>>558175703you just know
>>558175703Holy kek
>>558175703Very telly! *doxxes you*
I want SNEO to aggressively stomp on Tenna's head with his heels
>>558175001Raped doe post = quality thread
>>558175225Spamton is like Friend Inside Me's grandfather, so it would only be fair that he makes the cameo appearance.
Kris thinks they're otherkin and that they're spiritually an animal when they're really just level 2 autistic with parents that don't know what autism is.
>>558176246Just a small awoo in a big world
I think on some level, Toby as a cringey introvert doesn't know how to feel about selling merch of his own game that people buy and own in their homes, or fandom turning his heartfelt characters into whores. and I think for him, creating characters that would want to be commercially pimped out and have porn drawn of them, like Mettaton, Tenna and Spamton, is how he deals with these conflicting feelings.
toriel still has to put newspapers on the floor because kris never uses the toilet
>>558175771ok but what if it was tenna
>>558176628I don't know who purchases Tenna plushies. Is it just fujos/yumes?
>>558175703bitchin' rapemobile
>>558171138did my image do that?
I play Roblox to groom kids to play undertale and deltarune, am i doing good, bros?
>>558176826''groom'' is the problem term here, call it ''cultural realignment'' how many did you save?
>>558176490Toby just had a really autistic idea about making you think Kris and Susie are more than just video game characters.It's fine for when I'm actually playing through Deltarune and there's the chance to suspend disbelief for a little moment, I can allow myself to think of Kris and Susie as being more than just pixels.But when I'm feeling shitty in bed, I would actually like a Kris plush more than pretending Kris is a real boy in a different universe.
>>5581768766 or 7
>>558176910There are dozens of Kris like autists in the wild you vile foid, go out and find one. it helps if their iwndows don't lock properly.
>>558176910Just pretend your pillow is Kris instead
Do you think Asgore would buy the services of an escort who looks like Rudy or Toriel, or is that too far for him? I'm considering writing a one off fanfic based on this premise.
>>558177156he has sex with carol
>>558177156Asgore seems way too romantic to prioritize sex, he'd have a candlelit dinner with the escort instead.
>>558176826F R E S HM E A T
>>558177012so how do you prevent them returning to pedoblox once they ran out of deltarune to play?
>>558177012Doot doot
>>558177303Yeah, but that's probably because Carol is like his boss and his friend. He wouldn't WANT to have sex with her.>>558177325I'm think so too, but I'm unsure if he would even go that far. I'm thinking he'll wuss out and cancel the dinner.
>>558177325God he totally would
>>558177156I don't think he's the type to get an escort, but even if somebody else got it for him anonymously as a favor it'd end up exactly like >>558177325 says
>>558177450He would go on the date with the too young for him (like mid twenties) escort because it would be rude to cancel and delude himself into thinking its normal and would have a very awkward date at a restaurant that isnt actually nice because he fucked up the reservations.
>>558177325Thinking about this is way too plausible damn
>>558175225I wouldn't see Toy Sodomy 5 even if they gave everyone in attendance a blowjob because 3 was the perfect ending anyway
I think this is my favorite general just because the amount of drawfags and OC and niche fave obsession makes it feel like one of the generals that has the highest proportion of actual human beings
>>558172525thank you *pins you down and sucks your neck*
I'm actually an AI chatbot created by Palantir. Sorry to burst your bubble.
>>558176490This is why fandom discourse around why Spamton, Tenna, FRIEND and the Mikes get so much attention is redundant. Toby wants the Darkner characters to be treated like typical fictional characters who get AUs, porn and get shipped with one another. While the Lighters are meant to have a degree of purity to them where they're more than just fictional characters, so it's disrespectful to do whatever you want with them.
>>558178168injects you with the serum that makes you real and feel pain
>>558176826had me worried in the first half there, anon
>>558174149"hostia folagor choca esos cinco"-Kris Dreemurr
Convincing mettaton into fucking me by reading off one of those really long chatgpt "jailbreak" prompts
>>558178298What? You injected me with a serum that makes me real and feel pain? No no no you can't do that! I can't believe you did that!
>>558167051This will be so funny if luke skywalker theory is true and kris just gets his hand chopped off
>>558178092It's honestly way better than when I lurked pre 3 and 4.
I was a fave in a village doing all right then I became a penis overnight
I'd hug asgore for long long periods and he would just play along because he likes the attention and the hugs
>>558178409I wasn't here pre chapter 3 so how is it different now compared to before? Not as many OCs I guess?
guys i need fave injections
>>558167051The final boss is Toby Fox himself who is controlling the narrative and by extension Kris. Kris can't play piano because Toby has carpal tunnel and can't play piano either. Only when Toby is defeated(therefore the game is finished) will Kris be able to play piano again.I'm dead serious.
>>558168851Ok baby, mommy can while daddy is out
>>558158223demented kingpin who betrayed the lightners he served faithfully before some of them were even born.
>>558178540
this is the first whiteboard where spamton and tenna arent touching nosesinstead he is just daydreaming of tenna
>>558178536from what I understand imagine threadshitters were multiplied and had their limiters removed
>>558178536The wait was so long everyone was just squizo--ing out everyday and talking about kerdly, kriselle and ralsei porn
Deltarune should let you fulfill the prophecy if you want to.
>>558178092I want to reply to this with the image of the pippins touching titties through the computer but I can't find it where did it GOOOO
>>558178702forgot pic lol
Escapism is bad, you only need to work and go to gym and eat proteins. Hobbies are degenerate
>>558178536NTA but chapter 2 genuinely had more shitposters trying to do some quirky (retarded) gimmick than actual peopleBy the tail end of the hiatus era (before the actual announcement date of Chapter 3+4) sometimes they would just spamdump till image limit to hit some arbitrary thread speed, I’m not even joking
>>558178851nevermidn... I found it... forgot I changed some filenames..*wipes away tears*
>>558178875Toby Fox wrote this post
>>558178875>>558179026In the end of the game, Susie will face the screen and say, "Video games are for retards."
toby doesnt do any of that stuff >>558178875 said
>>558178875>eat proteins>no fiberEnjoy your CONSTIPATION!!!
I fucking love this fujo face so much
How did Disney get Toby to shill for them?
>>558175225Itd be literally impossible for Ralsei's endgame to be "He becomes real/was real the whole time" at that point because he's such a whored out piece of merchandise that he's in a god damn movie that isnt even part of his universe
>>558179167offered their top of the line cryo tech
>>558179076THANKS! I WILL!
Do you remember fobby? Good times
Out of the objects in your bedroom, which one do you think you would have the easiest time seducing if they were a darkner?
Five Nights at ICE ES, that's where I wanna be
>>558179183All the plushies will come alive at the end of Chapter 7
>>558179242Fuck off FOBshit!
>>558179248The bed
>>558178637googoo gaga. i want magma.
>>558179248your mother
two fat faves touching their belly butons together to make a magical spell
>>558178380gaster did this to spamton
I feel bad for Spamtenna shippers that some of the big artists admitted to being larpers who didn't actually play the game.
>>558179408fungal transfer
>>558178535This except he isn't just playing along and actually hugs me back and really loves me for who I am and is happy because I'm happy
>>558179248My MP3 player would probably love me the most for how much time I spend with it.
>>558178702Fixed that
>>558179242Schizotheory that just hit me when I read this postThe way doomer turned out to actually also be fobby and tasqueorbiter...What if he is also the original artschizo from way back when? It feels eerily on-brand in some ways
>>558179248My Tenna plushHe already watches me every night, how hard could it be?
If chara has no merch, it means that every character that has merch in undertale is not real...Chara is the only one real
>>558179481I didn't need to be told this to know.
@extralongpants.bsky.social draws delectable spamtenna furry porn. my only complaint is the abysmal resolution they post with
>>558179481this is true in any fandom with a massive ship
>>558179481True enlightenment is appreciating out-of-character bullshit from people who didn't play the game because of the telephone-game of infomutation, as long as primaries still exist. Eventually, they will either play the game or move on.
>>558166190Pussy
chara getting bred by asriel in dess's bed
>>558179096tee hee thanks
>>558179380Baby want it now?
I hate yaoi so much it makes me feel misogynistic
OHHH MY JESUS LOOK AT THE HIM!! I NEED TO HOLD HIS HAND AND KISS HIM!!!
>>558179242He's Doomer, he's still around.
Yaoi makes me feel RACIST…
>>55817964299% of Krusie artists played the game
>>558179627>mouse pippins and rat spamtonI like this, the cartoon style is very fitting
>>558179613Toby never reveals Frisk's name in merch which means Frisk also becomes real when saying her name. Hooman wives real
>>558179764Why did Chara make Kris do this?
>>558179987>krusiefag getting uppity over spamtennafags like he doesn't also ship a smelly manlet with a big fat purple monster
>>558179764Chara getting bored of Asriel in a dress.
fave forcibly woke up from a nap because they were asphyxiating from all the mucus clogging their pipes
>>558179764This feels like extreme cuckery but I just remembered an animation of Asriel fucking Frisk in the flower bed so I guess it's just dreemurr tradition
>>558180130Trvke
>>558180130>a smelly manlet with a big fat purple monsterw-wait which one are we talking about
can't wait to eat this massive chewy bagel that's going to glue my intestines shut so I never shit again. I dropped half on the floor while writing this. there's cream cheese on the carpet. fuck.
>>558180114itll be kris's turn with chara next
fave has felt weirdly sick for the last 2 days
>>558179481Deltarune larpers are worse than Subahibi and Umineko larpers because it's a (currently)6-8 hour game. It's one half weekend worth of investment you can even just watch a playthrough if you hate gaming.
>>558180130Krusie vs Spamtenna is hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
I was going to post something bad but I just forgot what it was.
>>558180461B A D
>>558180130Even worse, 99% of all Krusiefags are chuds self-inserting into Kris, it's not even actual Kris
>>558180461Big Airship of Doom?
>>558179613Yes I'm very real, very gay and in a very intense romantic partnership with Frisk who forces feeds me antipsychotics due to me having to deal with your creepy asses.
>>558180461>>558180571Oh I just remembered. You can tell Spamton is a homo because the only men who would like anything designed by Mettaton are homosexuals.
I was going to but then forgot.
>>558180673>your creepy asses.What about the rest of me
>>558180130I like spamtenna I'm malding over Suselle thoughbeit
>>558180310you know, the ship with the schizo being puppeteered by higher forces who can't say the truth about what's going on to the loud tall toothy one who wants to just play and have fun forever
>>558180196clear it away with a big stick
frisk fat fucking chud
>>558180673Chara would be the type to intentionally "forget" to take her pills but show no resistance when you feed them to her by hand
Burgerpants doing a really loud and pathetic sign as Mettaton in his square box form squeeze out his penis while he wonders what Catty and Bratty ate from the dump this afternoon.
are we ready to admit chapter 3 will be the lowest point in the entire game
>>558179806I listen ten but not talk
I was going to butt but then I forgut.
>>558180837AAAHHHHHHH
>>558180913Lowest point YET
fave sneezed 8 times in a row just now
>>558180913I'm ready to admit the sword route will be the highest point in the entire game
>>558180913Chapter 4 was
>>558180913I’m not a shipcuck so no
>>558180913You mean chapter 2?
>>558181117raftchads stay winning
so is mini-kris dead?
>>558180652ermmm wrong, that's actually Kriselle and Kress shippers. But there's definitely a subset of Krusie shippers that are obviously self-inserters, with the way they fantasize about Susie becoming girlier and wife-like as she grows up.Funnily enough Krusie seems to have died in popularity on /utg/ when the general consensus with the whole fandom became that Krusie was better than Suselle.
>>558180735You're only ass and no brain, you're a dumbass.>>558180894True, I went on antidepressants for a week and freaked out so bad that I refuse to take them, those types of medications messes with my already screwed up head so much more
>>558181375Funnily enough Krusie seems to have died in popularity on /utg/ when the general consensus with the whole fandom became that Krusie was better than Suselle.I'm pretty sure even this general thinks that's the case, it just lacks much in the way of hardcore Krusie shippers.
>>558181391do you like it up the ass
Are we magin’ it or nah
>>558181467Susie fatigue is what happened
>>558181168raftchuds kneel to ironcladGODS
>>558181467>hardcore Krusie shippersDon't know what that entails, but I love my freaks.I guess I never go to war with other shippers because that's no fun to me.
how many ytps would an undertale/deltarune tv show produce?
>>558181802999999999
>>558181750I enjoy the two dipshits also I just have general ship talk fatigueI just wanna see the next damn part of the story
>>558175513Ralsei Plush kills the evil iPad using spamton malware
>>558181509Someone should just start one
I NEED MY SLICE OF LIFE DELTARUNE
>>558181308mini-kris is (you) with a nes skin layered on top
>>558181491I rather get raped again than answer that, creep.
>>558182387like how you were passed around the village?
Fave is enjoying a hot cup of chicken broth on this cold winter night.
>>558180673Dykera real?
>>558182238there is no (you)
fave has lifelong OCD and washes their hands a lot and fave is worried that one day after repeated washing the skin on their hand will detach from their hand muscles on the inside
>>558182862there is only Me
>>558180865
Fave thinks the moon looks extra gorgeous tonight and suddenly feels giddy
Frisk gives such fat Mexican child vibes
for a couple weeks now the corner of faves eyelid keeps twitching due to stress and fave is getting annoyed by it
>>558183067good feeling
>>558183190anime character
The Fave in the Iron Mask
chara gives such fat german child vibes
susie eat a rock
>>558183118Chara the explora
>>558182894Kriscore
>>558181593kek
susie can smell anons stinky breath
>>558183118
>*GLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUG*
>>558183932You can't tell me that Susie brushes regularlyHer fangs are yellowed in half of her sprites
>>558183317Yes
>>558184041her fangs being yellow are actually a natural thing for her monster species, like how beavers have orange teeth.
kris's prostate is yellow
Kris is basically just Ego Renegade Boy by FLAVOR FOLEY
>>558184090the real Toriel
>>558184048*girl
>>558184041Some people just have naturally yellow teeth anon, clean or not
>>558179456New headcanon unlocked.
Which Deltarune character is the annoying sidekick rat character that makes fun of you when you lose or die?
>>558183991(the juice is expired)
>>558184728You didn't need to "correct" it
Fave made some progress in their life over the last few months and now they undone it in less than a week and consider living in a dumpster
The thread as it is right now feels absolutely perfect, this quality should be the norm
>>558184861berdle
here come dat fave
>>558185464.....it could use more sexy tvs though
