Previous: >>558152094>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt), Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>558176231
Every uma has someone who oshi's her. Even Ry*n.
I love Rice
>>558176352
holy soul
>>558176231Torenas won
me going to bed, knowing I'll sleep well, while mentally ill people are fighting each other for our amusement
>>558176352I mean, between Ryan an some filthy negro, I'll take Ryan.
>>558176423then i wouldve had to make that anon... you shouldve specified
i fucking moaned
Take off
>>558176560
>>558176593first time?
>>558176521
>nee nee Ojisan, is your trainee not here with you? why don't you spend some time with us hehe
marry and reproduce (with umas)
>>558176352Whats wrong with a muscled waifu?I wouldnt oshi Curren though, she a cryin hoe
DIGITAN LOVE!
>>558176720This angers them
>>558176720extremely cute family
>>558176720dats the idea
>>558176768Her haircut alone drains a lot of her appeal for me. Everything else about her is fine.
>>558176671found the smelly incel
king halo King Halo KING HALO King Halo? KING HALO! KING! KING!
>>558176593I didn't get a 3 star blue since mid january and it was 3 speed with 0 whitesBefore that it was a 3 star power in decemberAnd I've done easily 200 careers with at least 3 stats at 600
>>558176901god youre so fucking homosexual, but at least you're not pretending to be a woman
Sometimes i buy apple juice and pretend its my oshi piss >>558176352 is this normal?
>>558176970Uhhh bro... I didn't see her cheerleader alt in any of those videos...
>>558177032Pretending?
>>558177058
>>558176593>pace pink with pace chaser savvythis is fine, wdym. But I recently had that feel and I'd easily trade your spark set for what Opera gave me a few days ago. Well, maybe, I don't know, power is stronger, but I won't find a reasonable use for late spark for a few months and the whites are not exciting.
Mambo!
>>558176913>found the smelly incel
>>558177058>halal urara
>>558177246hes right anon, most women are turned on by you smelling good, and repulsed by you smelling like bo/axe body spray
>>558177058I don't get it, are you a vampire?
I'm not a cuck but I want to see Taiki Shuttle fuck Nishino Flower
Sasami is a villain.
>>558177391Can I fuck Nishino while wearing a Taiki mask?
>>558176570
>>558177375Gentilcat
>>558177454This but a Seiun mask
stop being hornystop making me horny
Sweepy
>>558177461cute and based
>>558177604Cafe
>>558177032nta, but the first thing that I look in a w*man is her hair, if her hair isn't a botched mess like Ryan's, then I can count her as a potential mating partner.
me jumping into the snow to cool down my earthly desires
Is it Gentildommy or Mommydonna?
>>558177638
>>558177638why is taiki fucking a boy
>>558176231Do not believe anything you read in this thread, including this post.
>>558177704neither you DEGENERATE BETA MALE FUCK
>>558177704gentilrilla
>>558177604a hag uma
believe anything you read in this thread, including this post.
>>558177538https://files.catbox.moe/8yc5zi.jpg
>>558177818you can believe this post though
>>558177704>>558177538>>558177375>>558176642>>558176560>>558176347Fuck off to umajp already
Good evening
>>558177886me and Dasca
>>558177893>WITard is retardedKawakami is goated at TT
>>558177839Gentilmommy is the best muscle mommy though
>witgod talks about very specific topic>B-b-b-b-b-UT TT!!!!! WITGOD IS WRONGwhy are you VFtrannies ALWAYS like this with your strawman?
>>558177886Nice work Tillian, you really captured my feelings when being fucked
>>558178082
>>558177906
MANT is coming and so will I
>>558177841She's not a gorilla. Stop this. This is not the face of a Gorilla.
>>558177246>sad smelly loser
>>558178217She makes me want to bark for herWOOF WOOF
>>558178217
>>558178449eslgawd...
I like it when umas eat a lot and look pregnant
>>558178435
does mant comes with infinite clocks?
Just fuck off already. You have an entire thread for this and you come here and spam? Why?
>everyone says you need 10 sparks to go from dirt G to dirt C>my 11 sparks only gets me to dirt Dwtf
>>558178161Me behind Stego.
>>558178534bwo...your clock stash??
>>558177375
>>558178564You need 19 acschually
>>55817856411 is not 10 tho
>>558178564You need an uma parent with 9* Sprint for the hidden boost if you want to hit C with 11 sparks
>>558178671
>>558178534You should become a comedian.
post em'
>>558178734I don't know who this Mant is but what a slut if she can't come with infinite cocks
Fat and lazy umas.
>>558178748
>>558178748post what?
>>558178772cute
>>558176364rice taking tentacruel in every hole
>>558178596i meant infinite use, my cocks stash is fine
>>558178987why does Tosen have Umanko written on her shirt
>>558178987
About 6 hours left to the February Stakes G1
>>558179051Because she knows what you want.
>>558177604Your uma
>>558178748seanig "artist" acting like llm pasting kitapits on this
>>558177604my uma
>>558179109
>>558179051subliminal attack
>>558179210Clean shave doesnt make you younger, hag
https://x.com/hiyoko2023/status/2025175774446453068
>>558179210
>>558178534If your carats are infinite yeah
>>558179110Going to have to miss this because I need to sleep to wake up for the stream...Hope Costa Nova does well. I hope Wilson Tesoro loses.
>>558179109why did she pad her chest
>>558179210that image pops up in 2nd place whenever I open my uma folder, windows trying to sort it by date
accidentally won vs bricko trashimoto's shit team and bricked my parent run award
>>558178883Knocking up Turbo with Twins!
>>558179074Dober wife...
>>558178534>muh trackblazer>muh clockI dont feel like using itGroup B is enough
>>558179589it's climax scenario, not trackblazer
>>558179469>he lost to little cock and bitter umanko
im fukced arent iwhat do
>>558179589>141 TP30are you saving it for umamusume 2
>>558179747sell your body
>>558179757your spark reroll that comes with anni in 2 weeks bwo?
>>558179861>spark rerolldyrbi
>>558176768>he oshis Brianimagine having such shit taste
>>558179747Just play front and buy Seiun's inherit ASAP. Seiun's inherit is a cheat code for front careers.
>>558179956>says the lolifaggot
>>558176768i like brian, i hate that i don't have her
>>558179956But... Brian's my oshi and you're my wife!
Mambo Danchoumanko...
>>558180048
>>558179956I like you too Mayanofag
>>558180025>5 nightsAren't most of the guys that make content of that franchise literal sex offenders?>>558180030I like Brian but I'm glad I don't have her
Depositing a millie for my (dead) Danchou...
>>558180105Mambochou is flatlining because she’s pregnant
>>558179956Mayano needs her own anime!
i was slightly interested in furashu before but after the event not anymore
>>5581797471 clock = 10 carats if you're out of clocks. People are suggesting for at least 600 clocks for MANT so, you got 6k carats right?
>>558180219she only needs hentai
>>558180181>Everyone is able to make 1mil fan runs>BUT MEaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>558180105When is the next danchou bukkake party
>>558180347More often than not I end up with less than 1M honestly, usually it's more around the 900-950k mark
>>558180176The creator of the game who made it alone is a faithful christian with a wife and kids. And some years ago he got canceled for supporting Trump
>>558180219You already have her sleeping every single episode in season 2. Also the Star Blossom anime in 2030+.
>>558179956Nah. I will stick the child bride anywhere i can though, such a good uma.
>>558180416Still miles better than my dog shit average.The highest I ever managed was 800k, and that was pure fucking luck, otherwise it's 600-700k at most.
>>558180253>600 clocks for MANT???? why though???Even if it had a steep learning curve you couldn't possibly need 600 clocks before you learned how to play it
>>558180181You could be doing this for a danchou that’s alive
Stop posting porn
>>558180454holy hips
>>558180219>>558180518she was awake at one point
>>558180647just imagine the cunnysmell that room must have
Teio found Mayano's dildo
>>558180616is not against the school rules
>>558180616You first.
>>558180616Stop arousing me
>>558180734But Maya is pure
>>558180546They're going to run E mile shitters in MANT.
>>558180734yeah, me
The only Uma I've fapped to is Mayano
>>558180734a mold of my dick
>>558180545>otherwise it's 600-700k at most.NTA but on a FAN run? My average parent runs get me that lmao.
This 380 speed El will soon be sent to the glue factory and its not even Hopeful Stakes yet>>558180454Mmmmayaya gonna fap
>>558180904I have lost count of the amount of umas I have jacked it to at this point.
>>558180904I masturbate to Inari One’s Massive and Mountainous Mammaries on a regular basis
When are they adding Kokuoh?
You guys can't be normal for fucks sake
>wit jap said you have to win EVERY race or else the 2 hour run is overbros this sounds awful.....
They’re airing the Uma movie at my local theatre. Should I go.
>>558180974You get my problem. Either I run the wrong races, my cards are not good enough, or the usual "It's a mix" plus me being bad. Using Luna myself as well, just not the Festival version.Hell, one run was every G1 and G2 I could, 33/35 or something, that might've been the 800k run.
>>558176690
What's /uma/'s expectation for later's stream?
>>558181160NyoOpening weekend is for normiesGo next week
>>558181160if you go alone, someone is going to record you and upload a video with a sad edit to TikTok
>>558180984Run her as front in career, if you can get focus take that. It's crazy that El is really strong as front, but Cygames couldn't even give her a C or B in that style.
>>558181012which pictures...
>>558181290Wasnt that only good pre-QoL change?
>>558181160imagine the smell (bad)
when is the ebayan trailer
>>558181219That you fucks take it to umajp where it belongs
>>558181081Deleted by the Mejiro family for displaying an entire squad of umas prettier than Ryan and bustier than Mcqueen
Is Brian still ugly now?
>>558181338No, it still works. Front C is needed though, Front E is still salvageable with stats. Try running Vodka as front with her front C, she wins every race.
>>558181380Nyo. Have more JP exclusive umas.
>>558181442
>>558181387deleted because i uploaded the one that has a black screen thumbnail by mistake but decided to post something else
>>558181549>fucks something up last time he posted it>deletes and reposts a new version>DOES THE SAME SHIT TODAYcome on now
>>558181442Nothing wrong with her, but she doesn't fall into the traditional beauty standards for women.
>>558181549the first one is too cute to be a mob
>>558181442My oshiwife was never ugly to begin with
>>558181630looks good to me
>>558181669She's a fucking cunt who forces you to buy skills during Bubble's career to beat her. I hate her so much.
>>558181160Cineplex still doesn't have tickets for sale
>>558177538Get horny, get horny!!
Global should add exclusive american umas drawn and voiced by westerners to distinguish itself
please someone make a /v/ thread
>>558181805>all of them are ugly as sin, voiced by non binary blue sky userperfect
>>558181735This artist makes some very cute BGFs. Glad I followed him.
>check for actual uma porn, either singular images or entire doujins>its all yuri content>umatore fans have to rely on AI faggotry
ded
>>558181850*deletes your thread*
>>558181804the glasses stay
>>558181918>actual uma pornstop looking up horse porn ya weirdo
>>558181735Why pretend you play the game in jp
>>558181920>but she is the easiest front runner to train bro must roll like summer 1 cm wonder maruzensky bro
>>558181850Do it yourself, lazyhat.
>>558182018Go back to /v/
/v/ threads are stupid, bad players and waste of time looking for the right one
disgusting
why are so many basement-dwelling cheeto-crusted incels convinced that umas want them when the game is blatantly written to be about yuriships?
>>558181219I don’t know. I’m not an uma. There aren’t any in this thread. Only ningen.
wow, what an UMAZING high quality post!
>yuri shit poster AND the jp schizooh boy
>>558181989Why pretend you play the game at all?
>>558181920>Last place>DistanceHow does that even happen???? Was one of Windy's pot hole traps left on the course?
>>558181219some anon posted that they will announce 4 new umas at least
>>558182031I can't
>>558181903Not hard to make something cute very cute, but I agree.
why is every uma's career filled with yuri bait? it's so annoyingly obvious that it's the intended interpretation
>>558181920Bro sprint cm is over it's ok to get stam now
umazing!better let the meido know about this post!
>>558182097>t.
Schizos, tone it down. You're embarrassing us in front of our /v/ma refugees.
the post quality always uma rockets up the uma sky around this umy time
>>558182168>>558182285I honestly thought 390 stamina would be enough for classic Japan Cup
if uma is not a yuri series then why does Special Week spend the entirety of season 1 obsessively carpet-munching Suzuka?
I'm leaning towards choosing Jordan for the paid anni selection ticket
>/v/ tourist, yurischizo, jpnigsThe whole family is here
>>558182403Fronts get completely raped in career, I'd run them as pace or anything else desu
>>558182427Can't go wrong with an oshi pick, I'm torn between NYOpera (permanent parent #2) or SMaru (CM ace) myself.
ALL THE BOYS ARE HERE!All we're missing is NTRfag, StegoTurd and MeekSchizo.
>>558178508I like it when umas are pregnant
The yuri shizo is just spamming the exact same shit as in the previous thread. Can jannys be useful for once
Dear, Cygames. All I want from the live stream is a new Super Creek support card. Thank you,Sincerely, Anonymous.
>>558182410Yutake Take was the jockey for Special Week.Yutaka Take was also the jockey for Silence Suzuka.Yutaka Take still obsesses over Silence Suzuka to this very day.That is your reason.
>>558181442she always is
Helios feet
why are all characters in this franchise canonical lesbians despite the audience being overwhelmingly male?
>>558181380Thinking that the two generals have different identity is wild to me.
>>558182328this is me
>>558182690healed by helios
>>558182743You already posted this and this exact image.
>Accelerated schedule>No x2 dropsHoly fucking retards
>I spend 30k carats on vbourbon thinking it has to be even a bit romantic with the whole valentine theme>She seems only interested in raisu her whole careerYet another lesbian uma and carats wasted
>>558182814tawake sex
>>558182690When do we get the first Falco feet card?
>>558182491Pace should in theory use more stamina though. Is spot struggling really that terrible? >Dirt BIt doesn't matter anymore...
>if brian beats maya it means she beat a child>if brian loses to maya it means she lost to a childname a more difficult career
>>5581828412x drops only benefited botters. I'd rather they give us double the carat gibs instead.
>>558183021>"FUCK DEM KIDS!"Prrrrrrrretty simple
The yurischizo and the antiyurischizo are the same. They both get bricked by posting yuri.
>>558183021Its not Brian's fault shes a child magnet
>>558183156>>558182996>>558182814I need Air Groove to wring my dick dry
>>558183195It's obviously a single troon concern trolling.
>>558182919Yes, Fronts are completely fucked in terms of Stamina I've seen a 700 Stam Falco die in Dirt CM without any debuffers in the race. Obviously it was very bad RNG for the Falco but that kind of Stamina burn doesn't happen to other styles.I also dunno how spot struggle works exactly. Do you burn more Stamina if there are more Fronts to struggle against?
>>558183304It’s a machine. There’s nothing human behind any of this.
>>558181276I plan on going with a couple friends
How am I supposed to balance alcoholism and a gambling addiction?
Get stretched Mayacchi!
>>558182535he is here >>558180616stego poster was in the last thread too
>>558183492Well, yeah, but neither have posted in a while, especially Stego.
>>558183492I have made 10 posts in this thread.I do not always post Stego. Half my posts don't even have images.
>>558183550it's saturday man, they could be busy jerking off or playing jp who knows, anyways what are you drinking my man
>>558183491>Get stretched Mayacchi!Just post the cropped Mayano porn already
>>558182886tourist doesnt know alts dont have unique careers?
>>558183730>what are you drinking my manWarm water, because I've had a cold for the last 3 days. Throats completely fucked, re-fucking itself every night. How is your day going?
>>558183360>if there are more Fronts to struggle againstI tried searching and it doesn't seem to be the casehttps://umamusu.wiki/Game:Mechanics#Lead_Competition>During lead competition, the HP consumption rate is multiplied by the following number:>Front Runner: 1.4x>Front Runner + Rushed: 3.6x>Runaway: 3.5x>Runaway + Rushed: 7.7x
>marked
Look at this cat.
>>558183753Not today
>>558184091holy FUCK!
MANT hasn't even started yet and this thread is sprinting down the gutter.
>>558184069
>>558183447Gamble your alcohol money
WHY IS IT ALWAYS 1* GUTS I SWEAR TO CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>558183931Spot struggles burn Stamina, it's part of the reason why having a solo Suzuka is fine but having 2 onige Suzukas will make them kill each other.
>>558184242Schizo hours that happens to coincide with brown people hours
Do I need advanced legacy umas to win Haru Urara's career or do I just need better luck? I wanna win with her but I get fucked up the moment I enter a graded race.
Who can defeat serious Maruzensky?
>>558184346my dick
>oguri retired bum with no toreina>poodolf retired hag without her toreina>hagsky is too old and her toreina is deaddamn what a bleak future cin grey presents us
>>558184246
>>558184246The fans yearn for TrainerXUma relations
>>558184401Tama wins again
>>558184314The schizo has been having a meltdown since this morning
>>558183753I will post sexy urara instead
>>558184407
I pretend to be a random high earner from umaooo or /uma/club, though I guess it's only /uma/club now since umaooo got fucked, and I mention that I am burning out and want a chill A club so I get a bunch of desperate Danchous trying to recruit me
>>558184320Both
>>558184320I found the mile G1s to be way harder than the sprint G1s. That's the only real difficult part of the career I can think of.
>>558184191are these things really ai they're cute
>>558184542the forbidden uma chalice
>>558184558
>>558184320Just spam speed and wit bwo
>>558184707Going by (one of the?) creators pixiv... yesslop CAN be cute, shocking stuff, I know.
>>558181669>>558181549Hate her.
>>558184735
How did she make it out of Haruten with that stamina and guts
>>558184853Full on hate her.
>>558184956Her ult has a recovery
>>558184853Is she meant to be a mob version of one of the Four Sunday Heavenly Kings?
>>558184923
>>558185038What's happening here? A debuff before the race, after the race, a debuff related to that fat tiddy mob uma?
>>558185074It's an Irish Japan Cup winner
>>558184604>>558184605>>558184737I see, I will keep that in mind. She's been my favorite uma so far.
Why do "JP" posters always start posting during Seamonkey hours?
>>558185045Oh that explains it, I haven't read her ult at all
>>558185108
>0 borrows
>>558185174Ah, Pilsudski. Right, BGF fought against him as well.
>>558185278
>>558185217Because you're blind and/or retarded.
>>558185142Debuff before the race. After her previous race she kind of goes mental boom which ends up limiting how she could run. Doctor says it's her body trying to prevent hurting herself, and that she can run but it won't be the same as it was before. Japan Cup comes and she meets that mob Uma who, in a sense, kinda makes the mental boom bigger causing a debuff.>>558185384First JapanCup so should be Singspiel
I will make Raisu a mother
>>558185465
you're weifu is canonical lesbian
Brian's Time>>>Shitday Silence
Mayacchi!
FUCK YOU SLOW METABOLISM YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
>>558176347How to build Digitan?Is end closer significantly better than late surger?
>>558185659
Who is Bakushin's sister?
Chiyono has a little sister and an older brother...
>>558185567>Debuff before the raceAh, my favorite! Bullshit beyond my control, right before a race so I can't fix it!>it's her body trying to prevent hurting herself, and that she can run but it won't be the same as it was before>she meets that mob Uma, making it worse...Not what I expected lmao. Expected a super simple example, not deep felt lore.
>>558185827
>>558185971
>>558184246canon
>>558185567>should be SingspielAh, makes more sense. But at the same time more boring compared to the hijinx that Pilsudski was doing.
I want this so badwhy is she so cute
I've been in bed all day
>>558186157
urara currently has 120 max energy
>>558185567>>558186189maybe she's a combo of both? she's cute either way
>>558186331
>>558186335
Two
>>558186525
I run 4 wit cards
>>558186695
>>558186892Rest in peace
>>558186265Buy it then, faggot.
>>558186850
>>558186892containment is still active bwo...
>>558186741Nice indian quality bwo
>>558186892
>>558182919pace requiring more stamina than fronts is a meme that stems from a chart that completely ignores the pace down mechanic
I like the orange schizo.
>>558187004gn
>lost the parent run because, lol 0 fronts out of 17 runners in lobbby for you, pace down memeThis game is such an unbelievable dogshit.
>>558187173Don't say that...
Wow this thread is awful. You live like this /uma/bros?
Winning Ticket is super cute, and I want to run her in CM. However, I do not have the will to mutate an Uma with both G and F aptitude.
>>558187236Powerlet in gameWitlet irl
>>558185846Any siblings not mentioned specifically by name that haven't already been connected to an IRL horse by some keiba/uma nerd probably aren't referring to an IRL horse.
>>558185846Sakura Bakushin OSakura Chiyono O
>>558187356/v/magod...
>>558187236desu wa
>>558187014Sorry Toprobro
>>558187173I do thisI say this
/v/ma autofellatio in /uma/ is even more pathetic than SEA hours.
>>558187726soul
>>558185846Spring Coat Bird ViewLa Traviata
>>558187786Autofellatio is kind of impressive.
>>558185846https://www.jbis.jp/horse/brother/0000225628/take your pic, but probably spring coat
>Red: Fig>Yellow: Honey Lemon>Blue: Blueberry>Orange: Passion Fruit>Black: SecretBros, what did she put in the black one...
>>558187236>3 of those 4 races had Happy Meek above MakweenThis is what you get for trying to change fate, bwo.
The uma discord I'm in is kind of dead right now. I hate to be that guy but,
A falcoposter was the original shit stirrer between the boards btw
A currenposter was the original shit stirrer between the boards btw
>>558187989What do you expect when there's no CM or any PVP and no one likes reading or talking about story events?
>>558188092>>558188029Both of you trannies need rope
>Unsmarts your Smart Falcon
Currenbros Falcobros don't fight... We should all just kiss each other sensually instead
A riceVILLAINposter was the original shit stirrer between the boards btw
>>558187236>not switching to pace and getting free pace promoted front with no negativesretard i hope you get raped
but rice is a good girl
Please up the cap and don't let the rewards be only 50 carats like you did for rank 12. That's all I want from the stream.
>>558186892warning: an scp has breached containment
>NARITA brian>mayano TOP gun>NARITA TOP Roadhmmm
>>558188361Topro and Mayachi have never interacted once by the way
>retention is 601k nowRED ALERT RED ALERT
>>558188334pretty sure that's like last on their list
So uh...Spark reroll when exactly?
>>558188613I'm still hitting 630k so I'm safe until MANT
Just preordered the valentines Cafe figure~
>>558188658Never. Start sweeping.
>>558188291She did even worse with lucky Pace attempts.
>>558188687What a cutie
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>GOLD Ship>Tap Dance CITY>GOLD CITYHMMMMMMM
>>558188783yada
>>558188783hmmm nyo
>>558188783
>>558188291He did in the last two attempts, and ended up losing to ends in one and then Tickezo in the other. Though it raises questions why he didn't do that to begin with. Then I questioned why he didn't buy skills before the last race in the career. And I guess he did, he goes into the last race with 174 skill points left...and THIS was all he had? Where'd they all go, what kind of parent run is this? The more I watch that video, the more questions I have.
DID YOU KNOW that in Uma Musume Gold Shitty doesn't want to join the triple tiara races because she' thinks they're gay and cringe or race with mares.
Human wife.
Last pass for the Sweepy Status Pollhttps://poal.me/m40yubhttps://poal.me/m40yubhttps://poal.me/m40yub/uma/ is about 50/50 on Sweepy, it seems.
>>558189173only with this hag
the rival to goldship's channel the infamous spechudplays
>>558188983
>>558188613I remember those days fretting over semen retention. Now I can kick back and enjoy my free 'rats every week.
>witjap says being able to run miles to longs is more important than a single S for MANTBROS...... I HECKIN HATE SPARKS
NE NE NE TORENA DAAAHBYGATO
I don't want to open the previous R*an thread, had there been any news or announcements?
>>558188613My high score is 620k so unless it reaches that before MANT, I'm fine.
CyGames has the rights/permission to use Sakura Bakushin O, Sakura Chiyono O, and Sakura Chitose O, but I wonder why they don't have Sakura Eiko O. Instead they have Yoshino Prevail to represent Eiko.
>>558189481yeah, (You)'re getting raped
>>558189481don't worry about it babe
>>558189481You missed very important Kaneko announcement.
>Changing up my Enhance/Race/Story Uma>Randomly pick Kris S>Now realize I rolled her defaultWhen the fuck? I vividly remembered rolling her alt but don't remember when the fuck I rolled her default.
>>558189576>>558189608I trust my umas to be on their best behavior!>>558189660Is it good news or bad news?
>>558188613how do you get high scores on team trials
>>558189814It was a Kris S present.
Seiun, please give me Mile. 1/5 chance isn't even that bad. I'm on my last two borrows, please Sky I neeeeeed this.
At what LB does creek card become playable.
>>558189571why does that dumb dog get to be in everything despite only racing in the derby and retiring
>>5581899130LB she's playable, 3LB she's good, MLB she's goated.
>>558188687cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>558189814Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the /umaJP/ two blocks down.
>>558190039FUCK YOU
>>558189571i don't think it's a problem with rights. no uma will ever appear for the first time under their real name in a manga. probably because designing an official uma is a big deal, while a stand-in can be freely delegated to the mangaka to do as they please without needing very much oversight or approval.
>>5581899130 it's literally just a maestro card pow cards give more stam for some reason
>>558189913I got Gemini and Taurus plat with 1LB Creek
>>558187173source?
>>558186892>Posts this last thread>Zero ban>Reposts it>Again, zero banAt least you can't say that jannies and mods aren't being violently blatant about their bullshit.
1. Ardan2. Bright3. Palmer4. McQueen5. Dober6. Ryan7. Ramonu
>>558190260Jannies are tired of camping /uma/
JUST HOLD THE LINE BWOSJAPS SAID GRAND LIVE IS THE BIG FINALE FOR SEASON 1 OF UMA MUSUME THAT WAS WORTH THE WEIGHT!!
Oh hi
>>558190351Just give me the hag
>>558189378>Thought for over a minuteObviously GPT is hyper slop, but man "thought" stuff is an even bigger scam.>>558190351>HagWERE SO FUCKING BACK
>>558190351this scenario would have been so good if it wasn't for the ass raping RNG, they went overboard with the resources and songs
>>558190167...Samson Big.
>>558190260if it isnt a ryan post or ntr post the jannies let it stay
I AM LE LONE WOLFIT'S TIME TO LEAVE MY CLUB
>>558190351I just want the girl's legend u concert
>>558190680Getting the grand liver version is so fucking ass, man.
>>558190351IT'S CALLED GRAND CONCERT
>>558190167>probably because designing an official uma is a big dealOutlining the story and designing all the other characters including the Eiko stand-in is a big deal and they did it.If I were Cygames or the mangaka, I would consider the first chapter of a new manga series to be a big deal and do a proper uma design for it. Especially considering Yoshino is one of the first characters introduced and, I expect, will play an important supporting role in the manga and IRL Eiko was a favourite to win the Satsuki Sho and the Derby, though Brian took both.>no uma will ever appear for the first time under their real name in a mangaBut the very same manga did just that with Samson Big
>>558190579Brian could be easily convinced to stay with the promise of buying her yakiniku or steak for dinner
>>558190564Ryan posts stay up all the time, so do NTR ones, except for a very specific MD5.
>>558190579I disagree. You should stay.
ITS HIM
>>558190949>himUse the right pronoums, sister.
>>558190736*YUGE Concert
>>558189913NTA but I also wanted anons' advice regarding this. As someone who currently has 2LB Fine Motion and 0LB Creek would you recommend rolling for the FineMo banner and get atleast 1 copy, hearing 3LB is basically MLB and that +15 mood effect is roughly equivalent to 2-3% TEThen use the lb crystal (1) , free ssr selector and the paid ssr selector to push creek at 3LB. My default borrow would be either Narita or Fuku.
>>558191015You're right, it's a JP Boyfag, afterall, meaning he's an ACTUAL faggot, till proven otherwise.
レースは必死ライは熱気
>>558190351Can't wait to have SEX WITH LIGHT HELLO
>>558191178
>got told /v/ is where all the gameplay experts are>only 4 clubs above A???
oughhhh I ate way too fucking much at dinner help
Stego is a cute girl.
>>558190745Samson Big was a package deal with Rainbow Dahlia
>>558191359teio bro...
>>558191336I wonder if /uma/ has more wageslaves than /v/ma
>18 power sparks>Inspiration gave me about 110-140 power>12 power, 6 stamina>Inspiration gives me acombined total of about 80-100 pointswtf why
>>558191071I'd advise to use the selector and paid selector to push FineMo to MLB, bear in mind, the free selector comes 1-2 weeks after the paid one, and you will be 1 week into MANT with a 2lb FM.The other thing you could do is use the 2 selectors and the crystal on creek and get her 3LB which is usable, Creek will still see use until early a couple of months 2027, while FM will die this year november comes. Either path you choose, it's advisable to not roll on the FM banner unless you have an overflow of carats, which seems you don't.
>>558191336You were lied to. /v/ is the casual end of things. They have a comfier thread culture, and more casual players.
>>558191336They put all of their focus towards winning CMs bro
>>558190780i think he was referring to the multiple times jannies nuked ryan threads
>>558191165この歌詞の元ネタ何だっけ?
>>558191367she keeps stealing my shirts and making a hole in the back
>>558191094At least it's only the SEAfag who is here, all the normal JP posters are asleep because pakalive is early morning and missing on this one means you don't care about the game. So the thread should be ubercomfy tonight, except for the SEAfag who can be easily ignored. He doesn't give a shit about the game so he will be gone by the time Pakalive posting begins.
>>558191536/uma/ CM rooms are far sweatier though
>flat as SHIT>is mega into disno>nickname is literally based on a dino>GIRLlmao>>558191547>makes notoriously retarded threads>is surprised they get nuked>>558191556黙れ
>>558189883you too? i've been trying for 3 days and gotten everything but mile its so bad
>>558191623They should bottle Kitasweat and sell it as an energy drink
>>558191336No. Most of them are casuals. They celebrate over getting to B while /uma/ wants to fucking kill themselves if they don't make it to A.
>>558189328Okay, that makes more sense. That's still messed up how that last race went, Meek just too strong.
>>558191681That's because me and THAT poster are having sex in them, my bad
>>558191709neicha would be a /v/ poster if she used umachan
>>558191674Hearing Chiyo posters say this means nothing to me anymore, I take it as serious as I do Ogu poster.
>>558191706Yeah. I have a 2* Front GP and 3* Dirt GP (borrow). I just need a 2* mile Seiun and I can start building Pasa 5x a day with borrows while I work on my other two aces with my own parents. No way I'm building a 9* front parent.
quemquamne dicit lingua latina hic? aut modo me?
>>558191709Well when you put it like that, it almost sounds unhealthy, haha
>>558191071if you have fewer than 30k carats then the answer is always no
>>558191869特にあんたは黙ってろ!>>558191907HOLY FUCKING BASED!>Est Ship: March 31-JunWow that's pretty la-->2027What the fuck lmao
>>558191303Seducing me when she knows I have a trainee..
>>558191851hey rude
>>558191907you won't like uma by 2027
>>558192005fu! furcifer. tace et audi
>>558191869I used to study Latin, but I don’t remember enough of the grammar to put together sentences of my own.
>>558192008she doesn't mind having a threesome
>>558192005>>558192034M-maybe she'll arrive in Global by then...
>>558192104bene est. ego discipuli adhuc >>558192167gratias mi amica
>>558191556タイポです...ごめん...
>>558192175They'd sooner put real English horses in than fake American anime horses
>>558192064Non faciam! Immo tu mihi auscultabis, serve!>>558192175Haha yeah... just after dicta!
>>558191303need to cum inside of her.
I can definitely read Japanese
This is unironically how women in other places communicate with each other
>>558191480>Creek will still see use until early a couple of months 2027sounds of earth is nearly the same card as creek just with different skills and a skill point bonusthat does make her a powercreep but if you already have creek pulling for SOE would be retardbuhipilled
>>558192224やっぱりな。気にすんなw
>>558192243me? servusne? ego erus est, puer. nunc... desinere teus stultus mores
been checking mant trainings on youtube I have never seen someone run a yukino bijin to get no stopping me. why is that?
>>558191709>on my fifth run>casually make an A umaAre they THAT bad?
>>558192239MINA!!!! IKUYO!!!!*arouses you*
>>558191709i get a runs doing my maruzensky fan runs wherein i just spam speedhow bad are they
>>558192494I think he's talking about CM
grass has so much affinity with pasa that it actually doesnt matter that i hate running her career, buut her unique is worthlessand im still convinced that shooting for victory is actually really good
I've been pulling cards pretty much just whenever I had carats and didn't feel like trying for a new character, and I'm getting the idea that was the wrong way to go about it.How much have I screwed up by not hoarding until I could actually pull enough from one banner to uncap an SSR?
>>558192441the skill wasn't buffed until later so japs never knew how powerful it was
>>558192441Unless you’re training an End for a Long CM or for a Medium, why would you?
>>558192353>sounds of earthwhat does pic related even mean?10TE?
>>558192564Pretty fucked since we're going to have back to back meta banners soon.
I could finally make this, my greatest mistake, the black mark on my account... Disappear. Would the satisfaction be worth more than another LB on fine motion? Hard to say...
>>558192617Yes
>>558192617yes it's TE
>>558192564You've missed one SSR of your choice for every 200 clovers you have. SSRs are also generally worthless until 3LB.
>>558192391Tu? Magister? Noli me ridere facere! *Flagellis flagellat*Hoc est ultimum monitum, SERVE! IN ORDINEM TUUM INITRA!*Oenomaus locutus est*Alright, enough of this dead language autism.
So far what are the umas that are doing well?Fronts? Pace chasers?Or does Urara have a chance?
>>558192546Ah, okay.
>>558192564>anshinzawaholy basedYou have shinko windy, nishino flower, amazon, cafe, and your free event cards, so you are MANT coveredYou survived not having a MLB Kitasan Black but you still have time to redeem yourself. Don't pull any card anymore unless you're gifted rolls. Aim for either Tachyon speed or Maruzensky speed and roll there. Get yourself a cope speed card since you won't be using KSB and move from there, it's bad but it's not the end of the world, your deck is salvageable.
>>558192441yeppers wit is kind of assthere's lots of sources of nimble navigator so idk if it's worth it to run herthe only upside to yeppers is that she doesnt get much better after like 1lb so if you wanted to run her you dont need that many copies
Fine Motion banner ETA?
>>558192805its weird knowing the other boysex poster speaks latin... unless you're using a translator
>>558192441isn't the yeppers guts card superior just by being free? yeppers wit doesn't even have race bonus
>>5581929327 days.
>>558192732I missed that one entirely. Surely we'll be able to farm event cards in the future, right?
>>558190351GL is the canon ending of Umamusume, anything after is just added extra content, and I am glad they continued going.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JSuvvpLWqwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rok44C1rVU
>>558192932
>>558193197>Surely we'll be able to farm event cards in the future, right?you can select ONE event to get the card from, yes
I have a 2LB Finemotion and using it to make aces sucks... should I just wait for the selectors?
>>558192963>the other boysex poster speaks latinBit of an insane chance of luck, don't ya think? Course it's a translator, silly fool. At most you can give me credit for caring enough to go through the minor effort to oblige your amusing shit post.Seeing this come from the other dicta poster is funny tho, pretty damn low odds itself.
Can you avatarfaggots kill yourselves already
>>558193267Yeah, it will suck less but you will have to cope to save face.
>>558193267yeah but the difference between 2LB and MLB is pretty slight, the main benefit is you'll be hitting the 10 race bonus threshold for MANT
Did some anon have this figure? How is it in person?
>>558187236I just wanna add to the discussion that MyQueen is extremely cute.
>>558193379no
https://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg?t=144https://youtu.be/Ni3CazygOh4?t=41When are we getting THIS (1st link) banger tho?
>>558193410Not worth using a crystal on it or rolling in the Finemotion banner right
>>558192792well fortunately I've been converting clovers into scout tickets that were immediately spent so I have no easy way of telling how many SSRs I could have potentially had'Let's gamble and see what happens' might not have been the best strategy
How reliable is it to get spurt from he/she amazon hints? I really don't want to gamble on the agemasen from sweepy or bring fucking air Shakur...
>>558193379Maybe…
>>558193267Her worth is in the burst of wit training she gives when she wants to give you a rainbow. 35.3, in your case, is extremely fucking huge. I used my 1LB FM during the sprint CM and I had a good time, only problem is her friendship gauge needs babysitting or else she's going to end up a complete brick not giving you rainbows. People telling you her worth is her TE is retarded.
Gimlet waiting room
>>558193379Make me.
>>558193538if you don't like the card now, she won't suddenly become good at MLB, no, it's not a kitasan situation where she has a huge power spikedo you have MLB marvelous sunday and tachyon? they both have 10 race bonus and will be just fine for MANT
>>558193379Bite me, you homo faggot!
are you... um... i... what was i gonna say... mmmmmmmmm....
>>558193597>no hint frequencyYou'll have runs where she'll never give a hint for a year, and the one time she does, it's for stats. But you might luck out by getting Spurt hint before the debut race. Anyway, the answer is 50%, it happens or it doesn't.
wei
Hello
>have lb1 finemo>makes my runs better than any other mlb srSkill issue
>>558193964Sexo
>>558193750i rather suck you off
>>558194048Sorry, not a ultra mega faggot, or a faggot period.
>>558193236And the stories too right?
>>558194013Which aspect of that Finemo do you consider better to the SRs
@sweeptosherwhat about JP server....
>>558194106men cant get periods, silly
>>558194180Get their bot, faggo. Sweep can't support JP server, not without a mega fuck ton of effort.>>558194212HAR HAR, AREN'T YOU BEING PUNNY TODAY AGAIN, DEAR WIFE OF MINE!?
>>558193597uhmmm bro your 9* spurt parents???
>>558194172Dunno but whenever I use her my runs are smoother and stats higher, and if I can user at MLB it's even better
would you drop 200-400 pulls on a kawakami princess/shinko windy banner? no? i thought so
pretty sure my retarded ass was in retention range 6 hrs ago and I didn't raise my points, what the hell happened
>Open xwitter>That one Mr CB cosplay posted last thread shows up on my TL>Check the profile>It's literally unequivocally a dude>Not even a femboy just a normal looking nipponese fella cross dressing for cosplayKek
What recoveries are you guys using on your pace HannukOguris?
>>558194314Stinko is strong…
>>558194363Kinda gotta respect the hussle in that case, just a dude living his wife through cosplay.
>>558194314Can't wait to use both on MANT!
>>558194363>Not even a femboy just a normal looking nipponese fella cross dressing for cosplayCan you post it? The cosplay picture I mean haha...
>>558194442Gamble off a good U=Ma or Corner Recovery proc. Hydrate for the third. Be yourself for the fourth.
Would you?
>>558194595
>>558194646>3DPD impersonating my beautiful wifeNo.
>>558194651lmao that's surprisingly funny>Lean build with packs as wellHilarious
>>558193071LUCKY SEVEN IS SHIT
>>558194314My 100 free pulls will bless me with MLB Chinpo and MLB Ayabe. Umallah wills it.
>>558194595Are you that same Doto posters that admitted to liking buttholes?
>>558194646Those tits look fake so no>>558194651Who the fuck would believe this is a girl?I swear these "muscle mommy" faggots and trannies are ruining a generation's natural ability to recognize gender with a glance
>>558194646Throw you off a roof? Yes.
>>558194828what the fuck is going on in these threads at this hours
>>558194864i don't think he's trying to fool anyone into thinking he's a girl
>unequivocally labeled as one of the strongest 3 support cards in the game in first few scenarios>anons still doubting itI think it's obvious anons who are against it are either>don't have the funds to pull finemo themselves so they try drag retards along down with them>rerollers who can't accept their MLB finemo advantage is now coming to an end like how anons were gaslighting kitasan rerun was bad
>>558194651Mr Cock and Ball fans look like THIS?
"WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH A CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN"hmm idk anon you fucking moronhow about something more challenging like would you have sex with a gooner tgirl curren chan who's room smells of cum and glitter and who sleeps in her own dirty laundrywould you jerk off to porn together with that curren chan, anon? WEAK BITCH????
>>558194781I CURSE YOU TO 7 SPARKS WITH NO GOOD PULLS
>>558194651>this is the kind of dudes that are into propaganda umasTeiobros would never
>>558194979>how about something more challenging like would you have sex with a gooner tgirl curren chan who's room smells of cum and glitter and who sleeps in her own dirty laundrydunno, you offerin?
>>558194979
>>558194979I think people should have sex only after they marry each other.
>>558195062>propaganda umasWhich ones are those other than Tachyon? not calling her reddit tachyon because she doesn't deserve it
>>558193420I have itI love itIt's at home I can post pics tomorrow
>>558194979I got a better question.Would you be able to carry your oshi in your favorite current vidya and would you play with her even if she was bad at it.
>>558194979>conveniently attractiveerm... which part?
>>558193462grown-ass woman btw
this may be the first CM where I don't bother building a front runner despite being viable. playing with Falco sucks without the added dirt track we get during GL (hopefully they add them early) and dirt Suzuka is such a monstrosity I won't even entertain the thought
>>558194979No
>>558194651Already better than Teiobuhis because they're /fit/
>>558195220I like that Luna can be goofy.
Uma's who WILL eat their veggies?
Okay but would you be willing to do it with her? Keep in mind, she smells of seaweed and yakisoba and will force you into doing something stupid just to make her happy
>>558194651damn i kneel mr cock chads...
I keep seeing japs getting mad at uma doing collabs with vtubers... if only they knew what golshi was doing between 2018 to 2021 lmfao
>>558194979i want to drink the cum out of a gooner girls broken loli onahole after coming home from a 12 hour work shift while she did nothing but jerk her raperod raw
>>558190351The Light Hello spam earlier today was great. Hag propaganda should be spread more frequently.
>>558195375If I'm desperate enough, sure, otherwise I wouldn't touch that walking nuclear bomb.>>558195451I highly doubt that is all there is to it, but sure.
>>558194979Imagine assist masturbation with your favorite umas
>>558194979Stop womanposting.There are no women in this thread. Stop pretending to be one projecting into your post.
>>558195451you sound like one of those kids from twitter
>>558195348Nishino Flower
cripple uma is my dream to chase down and rape
Only a few more hours now...
>>558195668JP or Global?
Considering Onige Suzuka is supposed to allow another FR to win instead of winning herself does she need shit like A&S or Plancha? or I'm fine with GW and mid race skills?
>>558195668sorry but she will be delayed until half anni... you see... forever young had to be an anni uma, it's the creo orders... gomen...
>>558194979>>558195465This thread is going places, amusing and fun ones.>>558195668The fact that this bitch gets released AFTER her mother will never not be funny to me.
>>558191336>all the top clubs are carried hard by obvious sweepiesThey're all low A clubs at best.
>>558194646Tha's a man
I need to know of a third uma that hates vegetables so I can make an anti-veggie CM team
>>558194314Chinpo is crazy good. Really glad I was able to MLB her while pulling Fuku. A highroll card, but worth the patience.
>>558194646>Conventionally attractive women>3 replies>Conventionally attractive man>6 repliesI’m nyooooooticing
>>558195693>Considering Onige Suzuka is supposed to allow another FR to winwdym, Suzuka can win
>>558195228I learned my lesson in Leo and Scorpio that it's either zero or two front runners, just running one means you hope someone else brings a front, and if they don't, they might have a better team comp to benefit from you basically playing with 2.5 aces at that point. Gave me unfortunate finals for those two CMs. And it also was a big reason I won Capricorn, there was a solo SMaru and I had better speed carryover/accels than the other two teams to push ahead of the SMaru
>>5581957355 umas will be shown offtrust, one 2 banner and one 3 banner
>>558195693dirt suzu is the highest ceiling in cm10just build her as an ace
>>558195837Cosplay CHADS > Cosplay whores
>>558195668I can't watch because I have to sleep. Surely when I check youtube later I won't be bombarded with slopchannels's thumbs spoiling it for me in the home page, right?
>>558195837when "women" post fake tits its a drop in the seawhen men post an admirable body, other men let them knowsimple as
>>558195945I'll spoil you as soon as you wake up. It's the game we play now.
>>558195693take unrestrained on her for max gamble
>Suzuka breaks her legs if she's trained as a big nigethen shouldn't it be better to not train her like that if I want her to win?
>>558195897Now I'm not saying it will happen, but I would laugh myself into a coma if she's not ANY of the five revealed
February Stakes commemorative arthttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/2025405188484587860
>>558194646hidden face means fugly
>>5581961063 cutes
>>558196106cute biter
>>558196106I need to lick Bubble Gum Fellow's pits
>>558196106Air Groove thinks she's part of the team
>>558176970imagine oshifagging for an uma who only won 1 g1. and a fucking sprint of all races at that
>>558195348
>>558196326Make her head smaller
>>558196380? did you think her head is too big?
>>558195649You know what she can do to you with her robot... right?https://files.catbox.moe/ckwtcp.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/5idy1b.png
>>558196418>hyper cripple>easy rape victim>still an uma however, so there is potential danger>needs/has a fucking robotim so dead
>>558196380
>>558196405I think it would be interesting to entertain the idea of her having a smaller head
I love my gay ass umadachis
>>558196106Why this photo is mirrored and what the fuck Air Groove got to do with the d*rt race? Only Shinko ran that race.
>>558191336>>558195743hehe...
>>558196380Here you go.
>>558196106windy honey moon sex
>>558195849>>558195910Sure she can but it's easier to make her Oonige and allow another uma to winOnce I get a good gw parent of my own I'll consider making Suzu an ace
Sugar Lights is not even a real cripple she just has weak legs due to an accident, she still gets up during the mecha musume's story a lot of times
This is just a thing that happens in Mya's career
>>558196586>that faggot who is clearly just leaving it on 24/7 and not even ashamed of itholy fucking shit, what a nigger
>>558196558I don't. However, they can be pretty alright, like this thread.
>>558196586/v/ma bros? Our response?
>>558195451Creek was a cosplayer in early 2010s.
>>558196713>nu metal uma speaking in nu metal lyrics
Bigwa is beautiful.
>>558193381ok but kitasan too.
>>558196558Dotoposters being gay is one of these things I can't get my mind around, she's one of the sexiest umas, why are you gay?
>>558196418>sugar lights robot helping her take your dickassisted sex is kinda neat
>>558196859Bigwa Hayahugebust
>>558196713Mayano is just a BACKGROUND EXTRA in Brian's story.
These draft hors races are something else. Those regular raceshorses really look like twigs in comparison.
>>558196837and golshi appeared in a concert with hololive gen 5 in 2022. I guess vtuberfags have such bad reputation no one wants to associate with them anymore
I once heard that the game treats Vodka like a joke when she was a monster IRL.Is that true? I have no idea where to look.
>>558196689She can stand and walk short distances with some effortBut she still needs the wheelchair most of the time
>>558196684>sure she candirt S suzu is the strongest character in cm10 anon keep going for it
>>558196859Those was are so big
>>558197060She is a dork more than a jokeA wannabe tomboy that blushes and gets a nosebleed from the smallest hint of romanceDaydreams about becoming a biker and riding her trainer
>>558196837>Cute big tits on stairsGood things always happen on Jap stairs
>>558197060Yes, everything you heard is true
>>558197085Ok I'll tryTell me that B Dirt is enough...
>>558197242>Tell me that B Dirt is enough...lollmao even
>>558197242
>>558197242Dirt has different accel compared to Turf, so Dirt A is actually more important than Turf A for the same race
>>558196916im gay because I like women
>>558196586Honestly respectable for not botting in a dicksword SS club and helping their /v/madaichis get a few extra carrots instead
>>558197060Vodka has S1 syndrome alongside Golshi and where team spica gets treated like a bunch of nobodies because Cygames didnt know what to do with the formula.Vodka has the kind of rap sheet that would make her an anniversary uma if she wasnt a launch uma, 7 G1 wins including a double Japan Cup win and a win in the Derby which was unprecedented for a Mare
Yes bwo Dirt B is enough, you do not have -100 power base in Dirt like in Turf, you will be fine with 900 power too
>>558176970Does this have sound somewhere?
>>558196995I like big horses, too bad there will never be BIG umas because uma is under thoroughbred horse owner occupation and exists solely to promote the JRA.
>>558197287>>558197302>>558197338FuckWelp rip suzie because I literally have 0 dirt parents other than the Urara the game gives you at the start
is uma stan even good for pacersisnt it a late/end only skill
>>558197427>double Japan Cup winJust a small correction but she only won it once. Iirc the only horses to have double Japan cup wins are Almond Eye and Gentildonna
>>558197401Why would a lesbian ever visit these threads? The ai slop porn isn't even that good.
>>558197401You will never be a real one
>>558176231I hate how you fucks have turned this cute and innocent image of Oguri into a shitpost reaction image.
>>558197589>horses>frilly outfits>cute girls (everyone likes this)dunno anon, its a mystery why a woman would gravitate towards uma
>>558197465think about it for half a fucking secondDirt aptitude is strongest at the final stretchDirt B wins hitting unrestrained + Angling + Planchaif you dont hit these 3 at Dirt A or S you are losing no matter what as a runawayif you are going against a second runaway you are gassing out.thereforeDirt B is enough
Guys... I got the horse meat sashimi...
>>558197659you sound upset
>>558197659
>>558197659Someone is getting uppidy
>>558197427I really like Bakushin. I wish she wasn't an actual retard like every other funny front.
>>558197659>this cute and innocent image of OguriShe literally bankrupted me with how much KFC she ordered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZOwwWH7fYM>>558197664I just expected only bisexual women like me to be here is all.
I wish the most dogshit players in this thread would stop giving advice
>>558197806>ting ting ting>"I have an announcement to make."
I love bourbons leotard+tiny skirt combo.
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>>558197545It's good when ever there are a lot of one strat.
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>>558197659>shitpostGaslighting* it's not a shitpost, it's advice.
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>>558198000>every Uma forced to use safety shorts approved by Yakuza>Bourbon is the only girl that got something resembling a classic panty shotWhy tho.
>>558198151This, Ventrilo harrasment and "it was me, barry" videos are my brainrot
>>558198358“Do you remember that time at the Champions Meeting, Barry…?”When your precious Silence Suzuka entered the perfect final.When everything was lined up.When the chat was saying ‘she’s already won’.Three stamina debuffs.One after another.Like heartbeats fading out.It wasn’t bad luck, Barry.IT WAS ME.I built my team so you could never win.You thought it was RNG.That the system betrayed you.That the game was unfair.What a pathetic comfort.You believed your Gold Ship would do something.That she would come back.That she would accelerate like always.But she couldn’t.Not because she was bad.Not because she failed.But because I slowed her down so many timesthat by the time she wanted to run…she was already dead on the hill.That’s when you understood the truth, even if you won’t say it out loud:your perfect plan depended on no one hating you enough.I did hate you.Others train to win.Others pray for the final stretch.I trained for this exact moment:when you stare at the screen and think“this shouldn’t be happening”.But it did.Because I don’t race against your Uma.I race against your hope.You say I lost too?No, Barry.I didn’t come for the cup.I came for this.For that doubt you now carry every time you enter a final.The next time you see a perfect Suzuka,the next time you trust in Gold Ship,you’ll remember this moment.And you’ll know the truth.It was me, Barry!I turned your inevitable victory into an impossibility!
Don't say that
>>558197178you mean, riding WITH her trainer, right?
>>558198379BASED NEICHA
>>558198259Festa needs an intervention.
>>558198358Haven't thought of those classics in forever, holy shithttps://youtu.be/IjJajhhigdI
>>558198416S E E D
>>558198427I meant what i said anon.
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>>558198579>>558198586retards
>>558198579>>558198586Umazing.
>>558198579>>558198586bravo
imagine if we made a third one to piss off the attention seekong retardshaha, wouldn't that be funny?
>>558198379This is unironically the best thing I read this year so far>>558198536That and Luigi's Spathetti I can hear for weeks on end and only stop because I know if I hear them longer I'll never go back to the real world
>>558196585Both Bubble and Air Groove were born the same year as Shinko WIndy.
>>558198705Do it fag
