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>>558199856Ai wo torimodose!
I can't stand all this waiting for the donut eater's reveal
Wouldn't it be funny if we get Tacto instead?
it would be even more hilarious if we DON'T get Tacto
Say something negative about w heart bond, quick. All these heavy expectations will get her jinxed.
>>558200920More like L heard bond.
>>558200920ehhmm...she's gonna make a lot of people lose money maybe?
>>558200920Her uma form will be an even bigger loser in love than the current dirter champion.
>>558200920>Betting is disabled for this race.Nyoooo...
>>558201559wait, that shouldn't be happening. I probably fucked up the date conditions, let me fix it
>>558201559>>558201707it should work now
new umas
how the fuck did they even allow this to happen? lmao
>>558202330I was thinking of when an uma would finally drop that actually used shades normally instead of letting them rest on their head. Sweet if true.
After live pakacupRules are:One Uma per playerYear 1 Umamusume only (including Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond)Hot Spring Training ScenarioPre-Almond Eye era support cards only (Hoshina Allowed)Its very last minute, but if you have the time to do a run come and join!
>>558202330What?Where did you get this?
>>558202687datamined, it's victoire pisa, ebayan and epi
>>558201707Thanks, bro. I placed my bet.
>>558202675Forgot the room code:4487 5026
>>558202330ebayan looks like she'll whore her torena out
>>558202330>>558202784My son looks like the smug retard that I know he'd be. I'm surprised that they made Ebayan into Fujita x Yahagi though, I was sure she'd be less gaudy.
>>558202330Anything else from the data mines?
>>558202330Holyshit it's marche lorraine
>>558202330I was hoping Victoire Pisa would be more like Iyami from Osomatsu
>>558202330this looks liek an scenario NPC set up. Hope im wrong tho.
>>558202330I hope they remember that ebayan is bigger than bono
>>558202784>DataminedI swear, they made this same mistake before too.
>>558203224Will the leaker get chibanon'd down Tokyo Bay this time?
>>558203008t. Kris S
>>558202330>Shadowverse's new expansion and new umas got leakedCykeks........
>>558203041>yet another artist umaThey can start Tracen Comiket at this point.
>>558202330Sugar mommy Ebayan...
>>558202330I'll be shocked if the one with the glasses isn't the one voiced by Aimi
>>558203041>spoileroh?
>>558202330EEEEEPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPPIPIPI
>>558202330I'm still curious what's Ebayan's position in Tracen, I mean she is, by the definition of globabs: "Jane Uma Musume"
>>558202330Ebayan looks like a giga slut
>>558203325soul rush will be straight out of aoi honoo
>>558202330i can see ebayan chowing down on coffe and some donuts
So… no Con-chan?
>>558203601Probably something like the daughter of one of Tracen's board of directors
>>558202330My dream of bullied Ebayan is over...
>>558202330>ebayan is somehow less gaudy than AiWow, they actually held back huh?
>>558203325>Tracen Comiket event with alt Dob and alt DigitanThat would make my day.
>>558203224the 1st anni key visual was leaked but nobody knew who neo universe was
>>558203961Yuni was 2nd anni. I think Pocket got leaked on 1st anni.
>>558203821They killed humongous tits Ebayan notlikethis
Sleepy Boy got 4th. He's starting to wake up.
>>558204019she's still got big ones at least
I-I still have faith...
>>558202784What else got leaked? Need more.
Nemui...
I remember seeing a fan design depicting him like a movie star with big sunglasses once, so they went that way huh
Where are you godolphin fag, lucky kid won hyacinth stakes
>>558204354Don't fucking summon him.
>>558204354Hopefully he killed himself
>>558202330>>558204283Casino Drive
>>558204563now that's unexpected
>>558204019Racist Tiddies Ebayan is now Slutty Ebayan.
>>558204563No way???
>>558204563Wait what?For real?
>>558204563>>558204601also that means they have the rights to Spielberg, Pelusa and Lelouch
>>558204601>>558204682>>558204703Could be mobbed for US NPC though
>>558204563whoa, more dirt uma
>>558204563Please tell me the phone status…
>>558204563Now that's a surprise Drive.
>>558204563But why?
>>558204563Kek.I think he also raced with Kane Hekili once.
>>558202330Imagine a threesome with her and auntie loves…
>>558204923A pioneer with Take Yutaka
>>558204938Yeah he got slapped down during Kane Hekili's 2008 JC Dirt victory.
>>558204945Imagine the foursome with Epipipipi, Kris and Cesario.
BUT WHERE IS PHONE!!???
>>558204923related to fusaichi pandora and by extension almond eye
>>558205147Imagine if phonehead gets shut down again this year.
>>558205059I’ll be honest with you I’m not a big fan of the Epipipi design at first glance… might warm up to it if I see it more though
>>558202330I don't really like Epi's design but it's still a time for celebration. https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm44121412
>>558204563who's that orange sleeve to the left
>>558204019Good bye...
>>558202330>boyfaggot epiFucking ruined…
>>558203890>>558203325>Tracen ComiketWould never be SFW.
>>558202330More Meisho when? More Daiwan when? More Taiki when?
>>558205731Taiki Fortune pls...
>>558204563has an older brother who won belmont, and older sister who won belmont, a great nephew who won belmont
>>558197591Genuine question, but is there some sort of vtuber meetup at Tokyo racecourse today or something?I've seen like 20 or so SEAs, euros, and burgers in vtuber shirts or jackets walking around the place.
COME ON
>>558206360just go to sleep the big important announcement already got leaked now.....
>>558203325>only draws because Loves keeps making "art" that could give her viewers PTSD.
The real question is who'll be Lorraine's roommate
>>558206448>big importantShut up
It's still possible they'll reveal more umas outside of these right? It's just cause they're not in the new scenario right? Phonehead still has a chance right?
>>558206778Yeah more than 4 newmas, and so far 5 got leaked
>>558206632Me.
>>558206983Post ears
>>558207000ears
>>558207000Ears.
>>5582067784th anni had 7 and 3rd had 9 so there's still more
>>558207136>>558206778>>558206945>さらに、競⾺界のあの方々からお祝いメッセージも!TRUST
>>558207256100% it's Yahagi slowly morphing into Ebayan
The newmas are cool and all but where the FUCK is Just a Way?
>>558207428>Dubai-US scenario>Epi being there>No Justahahaha.......
>>558207136We can do some math.>10 remaining>3 per anni month & halfni month>1 for every remaining month>3 x 2 + 1 x 10 = 16>16 - 10 leftover = 6We need at least 6 more newmas to survive the year, and we only have 3 excluding Ebayan. Ebayan needs more time to cook her rivals.
I sure hope my shitty Flash doesnt get humiliated in the /uma/ room.
>>558207812I decided to go with OG Seiun. You'll be fine.
>>558207812don't worry dacchi, my Ayabe will job. hard
5 mins until Feb Steaks
Final predictions. The bets and marking functions should technically get disabled, if they aren't please tell me.
Is the cytube down?
>>558208235https://kick.com/b01doghos
CAM ON WILSON
>>558208269>Chrome now treats kick like a high level security threatI get it, but sadge.
Costa Nova renpaaaaaaa
COSTA NOVA REPEAT WHAT THE FUCK
Wilson 2nd again wtf
Wilson.......
This is not meant to be an insult, but how come so many of you boys are in the global thread talking Keiba anyway?I enjoy your faggots company don't get me wrong, just find it amusing how quick the thread suddenly moves due to the race.
>>558208227they aren't disabled
Wilsonbros...
wilson.....
>>558208696>why are you guys posting on the main threadMaking a split was retarded
>>558208696I don't play JP but I lurk here for keiba and post about keiba in global thread
>Costa Nova limpingUh oh, not good.
>>558208697are you sure?
A-at least it wasn't a Sakai hors this time haha...
>>558208696last time i visit global thread was when JP thread got glued so idk.
>>558208785While I 100% agree, I fully understood the desire for a (quieter) spot that's exclusive for JP, or maybe even one till Global catches up. Things were fucking blitzing to say the least, obviously nothing like that anymore, so I'm very glad to see some of you boys back to where you belong, in YOUR thread.>>558208796Really? Fascinating
>>558208869Hmmm, I could change predictions, didn't check bets. I should've been more precise
>>558208696I like to think of /uma/ as the main thread, and /umajp/ as the place to talk about recent news, if that helps. So I pop in both threads.
hell yeah, now I'm only down 215k
>>558202330Oh no Ebayan is basically my type...
Dabu-chan so strong
>>558208959are you sure? maybe you were able to before i did a last minute update.
I feel so bad for Wilson. He was so close again.As for W Heart, there's always next time. She'll be the first mare to win Feb S for sure.>>558208696Implying. I don't go to global thread. Bold of you to assume that it's always us and not the remaining globalbabs slowly coming to enjoy keiba.
>>558208971While I wish that wasn't the case, but I feel like that's a necessary evil, atl east till things sync up more down the line. Hell, I'd say do EVERYTHING in the actual thread, but a certain someone is obviously not making that annoyance free.
>>558208227mile seems to be a bit too short for dabuchan, but good enough performance
>>558209186She is retiring this year, club rules
>>558209186Lememe was just too good today. W-chan had no chance today it feels like. Even if Lememe wasn't on fire today, she was completely marked by Kawada which showed since Wilson was able to overtake her there at the end.
>>558209139I checked twice, once about 30 second after this post >>558208227 and then 30 seconds before >>558208697 both times I could change predictions
race is over but how does one bet in these?
Wtf happened to Natural Rise
>>558209186>I don't go to global thread.>PXL_hows mom?
I said before. Wilson owner should give up of doing JRA dirt G1 and focus on NAR race. Being silcolle (silver collector) is humiliating.
>hello there ningens>>558209327Oh come on, she barely got to race in the big league.
>>558209395Your bookmaker of choice, if those available in your country do JRA races>>558209379Can you check it now?
>>558209445She's already 5 years old, not sure what she'll do now, there aren't enough jp dirt races and she is not suited for traveling reportedly
>>558209519Works now
>>558209423Wait, Natural Rise flop?
>>558209423>7th ninki>7th placeHe'll only work as hard as people believe in him.>>558209430You might have the wrong guy.
>>558204563>>558202330Are these all or there will be more new uma announce today?
>>558208971Is /uma/ actually better at discussing the game?>check thread>600 posts in 3 hour threadHoly shit
>>558209430Retard.
>>558209601more new uma obviously because Contrail doens't include in recent leak.
>>558208696I just don't jive with their sense of humor, I also have no interest in talking about version of a game that's antiquated. I would not be opposed to "going back" if there aren't too many obnoxious retards left, and if it catches up I suppose.
>>558209554Hoping she could at least run in distaff but it's in Keeneland this year...
>>558209586Guess there is 2 PXL_ poster that show up at live races then>558209682How rude
>>558209740The team already said last after cc that she won't go overseas because her gait is likely to get scratched by vets
>>558209759Pixel is a pretty good phone apparently
Deep Impact this year FOR SURE
>>558209730>I would not be opposed to "going back" if there aren't too many obnoxious retards leftI think you should wait for MANT and GL filtering then. There are still some of those there
Wilson's going to be even angrier than the angry apple.>>558209554That's a damn shame. Maybe she can at least grab Tokyo Daishoten before she retires.
>>558209932Plus the cleanest OS which is nice. Just rare to see the filename is all, plus the odds of it belonging to an anon in Japan while live posting here.
>>558209936That would be even bigger news compared to when Sunday finally in.
>>558210032I only ever post my photos here. The only two/three times I went in global thread it was to shill NAR races. What did you mean by "how's mom?"
>>558204563I don't think that's Casino Drive, the outfit coloring doesn't matchhttps://db.netkeiba.com/horse/2005110112/
>>558210163Vermillion?
>>558204563Reminds me of orfevre, so ushba or marche (if that other uma isn't)
>>558210159nta but there was an anon that flew with his mom to Japan for races or something like that
>>558209932Have they managed to fix their screens yet? I swear, every single Pixel I saw had godawful burn-ins.
>>558210159>I only ever post my photos here. Fair enough. Odds fuecked me over I suppose.>What did you mean by "how's mom?"There is a nice Keiba anon that showed up 2-3 times in Global, live posting from his Pixel, even recording and uploading whole clips of the finish. He had his mom on a trip to Japan that time, essentially how I make sure it's him for the hell of it.
>>558210252No wait, I am an idiot. The colors don't match at all for either, and its a stallion so not marchr
>>558210328This is marche >>558203041
>>558210328It's vermillion. The color match with Sunday racing.
>>558210256That ain't me, then. I don't blog post unless it's uma-related.>>558210163Might just be a mobified version?The betting chip on her ears really makes me think the name is gambling related.
>>558204563Those are Sunday Racing colors.
>>558210394Vermillion is dark bay not chestnut
>>558210394blaze is not that. To me the red and black are just the normal roulette wheel colors.
>>558202330What the fuck did they do to Epipipi...
>>558210826Oops. If that Casino Drive. The card leak is related to upcoming event?.
>>558210905Evil cheval
>>558202330The HOYOVERSEification of Umamusume
>>558210956Cyjews is Hoyoverse before Hoyoverse exist.
Miner anon, do the images have any revealing names or some other data related to their identity?
Oh damn, Wilson and Kawada really were marking W-chan and Ryusei the entire race. You can see Kawada glancing over at Ryusei as they were running along.
>>558211196https://x.com/HorseRacing_JPN/status/2025467514382410060>Kawada marked W Heart and finished in front of her>Lemaire marked Wilson and won the raceThat's giga brained play
Ryusei got his revenge at Tokyo 12R.
>>558211535Wilson...
>>558202330>Chevacchi but confident and quite possibly flat Who is this for?
>>558210956>announce AI division>new umas look soullessI'm nooooticing
>>558212073As an Epifag, I will love her as long as she's dumb.
>>558212113I like to imagine that Fujita tossed Fujita+Yahagi into Sora to see what came out. Since he's the rights owner and all.
>>558212073>Who is this for?Gran, Chrono, Ai-chan, and Bouquet apparently
>>558212073For Cesario mommy sweat lovers. And Kris fans.
>>558212213I will believe Cygames already developed their own cutting edge image-to-uma anime filters
>>558205279Today is a good day.
>>558212318They've been using it on Granblue ages ago desu
I kinda miss the older, less busy style of racing silks. Not a fan of how many accessories the new ones have.
>>558212939Yeah simple serafuku modification with some outerwear coordination was the peak uma design
>>558212939They release a simpler one once in a while and everyone forgets once the rate up ends
SenpaiDoes sparkfarming get any better?This is ass, I wish we had auto, not even white sparks, just blue and pink sparks
>>558213468Naturally, but shits still random unless you pay.
>>558213468弟It kinda doesn't
>>558213468It gets better but you have to pay 1.200円 for the least ass experience.
>>558213553>>558213585>>558213635>pay>it's still assFUCKHope and Cope it is, thanks
You can watch KYR winning on the same placeAyyyyy
Dacchis, when is the payout? I have to bills to pay
>>558213468It gets better once you have auto and super skip. They also add in white sparks that give you better distance like pink sparks, so that's nice.
>>558213743Insane how ulala is still the cutest uma in the game
>>558213743If you pay you get to lock in 1 (one) spark and you get 4 rerolls, sometimes more rerolls if there is a campaign going. However even if you lock in a spark the amount of stars are still random.
That Ka Ying Rising just comes out, jogging 1200/1400m, wins, back home everyime
Hello /uma/JP Just want to ask about some special events/bannersHow does the 10 SSR card rateup banner mechanics work? I saw it exists in some excel planner.Im eyeing Almond Eye, Air Shakur (stamina right?) and Symboli Rudolf (it is the wit right?)Thank you in advance.
>>558215017>How does the 10 SSR card rateup banner mechanics work?You pick 2 as your rate up and you can freely change it anytime.
>>558214937Comfy life, keep doing that for 5 more years and retire comfortably
>>558215250Does it have the 3% rateup like a regular banner?Also do pity carryover if I change midway?
>>558215382The rate remains the same yeaEven if you change the card
>>558215382Yes and yes. You can also spark anyone of the 10 regardless of your rateup pick.
>>558215382Pity carryover, yes. T3% rateup, yes.
>>558215519>>558215529>>558215543I appreciate it guys.
>>558215017Globalbabs are richer than I thought.
>>558214937Is this how people felt when they were watching Rudolf? He's just too strong.
>>558215708nta but foresight allows us to avoid traps/better prioritize rolls (even then there are people who get gaslighted to roll on low-value banners)
>>558215784Maybe, HKJC field isn’t that strong also doesn’t help
Coney's running the Tulip Sho next Sunday.
>>558203041cute mare!!! i love mares!!! mare mare!!
>>558202330I like Ebayan's glasses. She's giving fun oneesan vibes.
>only one mare so farwtf ohimbabros...
Kaneko bros...
>>558216415Ohimba year was 4th anni. The next one might be 8th.
>>558216336kinda like loves
>>558216415Deserved, Ohimba cultists will suffer as dirt bros thrive.
>>558216837Being teased by auntie Loves and Eba-nee...
>iwara is now back onlineTHANK GOD I CAN FAP TO UMAS AGAIN
>pedo slopGo back
>>558216415Good, the ohimba plague has been disastrous in more ways than oneNow we're back to racing instead of mating
>>558215784Yeah big pond in a small fish stuff, there's not enough good/decent sprinters nowadays
>>558202330Did the leak also reveal the seiyuu? If Aimi gets Ebayan that's just grown up D4DJ's Kyoko
>they think the mating will stop with the ohimbas
Oh we might a new opening too.
>>558202675>>558202821I've joined to represent the boyfaggots.>two Suzukas
I will riot if there's no minimum 4 ohimba
There will NEVER be another ohimba added to the game.
>>558219447But marche lorraine is ohimba…
>>558202330Guys, it's AIslopIf you look at the lower right corner, you can see the watermark for nano bananaEasy to mistake it as sparkles, but it's therePack it up, wait for the actual stream
>>558219705what if thats what they want you to think
aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Come watch the stream with us at the global thread
>>558220441no
>>558219705But cygames is using AIslop to design their uma now
>>558220824>now
>>558220441Hmmm.Nyo.
AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEI DONT REMEMBER
>para siempre
Please play Koi no Derby
>Ai
hate machico
GLORRRYYY PAAAIIII
i can't get tired of this songmenishuki love
>>558220441>Look at the thread>It's twitter dramaThe fuck. Do you want to come discuss it over here with us instead?
>>558220441>unironic argument brought by xitter postLmao and some of you niggas want to merge with this shithole.
4th anniv is the best so many mares announced it will always be the goated anniv ohimba love
>>558221676You looked too huh? And one post just confirms those twittertroons are in the thread tooI'd rather not go thereAnyway, place your betsIs Ai truly coming?
>>558221778It has to be. There seem to be a pattern of the previous year's main visual horse getting released the following year.
>>558221778who else?tacto isn't coming any time soon
https://youtu.be/C9O5HzBf5K8I'd like to think for a moment Wilson got blinded by hatred against Sakai and forgot Costa Nova exists
HAYA KU
>>558220441I always post in both threads even though I haven't kept up with JP since that robot uma scenario.
WERE STARTING
LALA SEX
>>558221778Do you think the new song will replace Uma New World as main title theme?
MYSTERY NIGGAS
???
>>558221778She's coming. but after Lala
WHOS
>>558221984>no mystery VAsThey really keeping things tight. Or at least they try to.
It's already shit.
why are all characters in this franchise canonical lesbians despite the audience being overwhelmingly male?
>>558222086wrerent you trying to bait with this in the other thread earlier anon?
Asaka stuck in the cuck corner.
Is the audio slightly desynced or is my stuff just fucked?
ENTER
that post is bait from our schizo, I am sorry for him
There he is.
5 mystery niggas
TRULY MYSTERIOUSWHO COULD IT BE?????
FOREVER YOOOOUUUUUUUNGGGGGGG
>>558219705Nope, looks like it's real based on the VAs accessories.
>>558204563>>558203041>>558202330THEY MATCHES. IT'S REAL.
>>558222109it's not a bait. literally every career ever is laden with heavy yuri subtext.
>>558222216>Literally just Yahagi in uma form
So they used AI to make the promo image...?
>>558222283Or the other anon was right and the leaker just added the logo to throw people off.
>>558222283Cyslop has been using AI art for a while now.
>>558222283Yeah as usual
>umazingCan't believe they're catering to globaltards now.
>>558222342i think the logo were just part of Epipipi's hair, just badly crop/angle
when will the first heterosexual uma release on global?
>>558222283You guys seriously overestimate what AI can do, especially the big ones where you have pretty much no control over the output beyond the prompt
EBAYAN
pfffttttttt
>>558222446There are none.
Wow, what a surprise. I totally didn't that coming.She really is just Fujita x Yahagi, what the fuck.
>forever young>looks like a wine aunt
Racewear
FOREVER YOUNGWERE BORN TO RUNFOREVER YOUNG AND FUN UNTIL THE MORNING SUN
>her birthday is a holidayLMAOOOOOOOOO
Wait, Aimi's silhouette is Casino Drive right?My Nakajima Megumi cope lives on
>>558222575wrong song
That was a pretty nice plane. Prop makers must've had fun.
>>558222597Fujita gave them unlimited budget. Only the best for his son's debut.
>>558222567I'm loving it bros
>Fang smileMY DIIIIIIIIIIICK
>MORE NEWMAS THAN THE 4TH ANNIWHAT
>>558199856A-almondeye sisters o-our fucking response??!!
>we'll be announcing more umas than last yearOh boy oh boy. Last year was 7 umas so I'm expecting 10 newmas.
>>558222567It doesn't look noisy or overdesigned I like it a lot
>>558222567Somehow they still managed to incorporate Yahagi's manko
Farewell to the clock. Thank you Cygenerous.
>>558222234Shame Aimi ain't Ebanyan
why are women so dumb and retarded?
Loser Ai is real.
Almond Eye...
Ai already job...
>>558222590https://youtu.be/cUPX3Z4aUSA?si=kjLwRirVY3sFfkAZThe correct Forever Young song
>>558222956what if uma musume are dum not because they are uma but because they are musume?
MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND
REAL FOREVER YOUNG SONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEWBm_3yK8
My best friend is so talented!
>>558223081Why did she do it...?
cheater..
>>558223016They're women^2Otherwise female trainers wouldn't be needed
ebayan is allowed to cheatits in the rules
STOP LINKING THE JP THREAD YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER
>>558223106Spe strength.
his dad owns cygames (kinda), you know?
sorry to but in the middle of stream, but I finally fixed the bet autocalculations. Here's the best 3 predicting anons, and also the only 3 who profited, kek
>>558223207Hi anon! I came from the other thread! Hope you're enjoying the stream!
we're halfway through the stream aren't we? why are we still throwing ninjims
This girl's a pro
>>558223280no worry dacchi.>only 3 dacchi profitsuch is life of keiba
>>558223207Why are you telling us you fucking double niggers.>>558223342>halfwayNo? We're only half an hour in. And this stream is longer than usual too.
あっキセキい
>>558223207I'll be joining you guys for the stream. Your thread seems more fun.
>>558223342>halfwayThese streams can go on for over two hours, globalbab.
>>558223342Strap in you'll be here for another 3 hours
>>558223434Welcome, globalbab. Just ask if you need translation.
>>558223439I mean, she's a burg, she's bound to know ball
>>558223280Am I supposed to have 3000?I bet 2400 and lost 1,440
KOI NO DERBY!
what if Ai isn't actually playable but another card
>>558223530Globalbro hereHelp me outWhat the fuck does にんじn mean
>>558223280I shouldn't have doubted the Lememe.
From global here will be watching with you guys yoro
This is the stream where they announce the Gold City figure that's totally real. I believe.
>>558223601Peniす
>>558223601It's carrots neighga can't you tell by them throwing giant carrots?
global here too I'll be staying until MANT is over
Welcome globalbabs. Hope you enjoy the stream. Let us know if you have questions about the JP state of uma.
Feels unreal to witness uma cycle from debut to being umafied, I'm simply elated
>>558223693I wish
aieee
Asaka looks so weird with black hair.
What does umaJP usually talk about anyway
>>558223813keiba
>>558223813ohimbas
>>558223813Discussing future possible spoiler
>>558223813you can just scroll up or check last thread to check that
>>558223813Ohimbas
Kino last shot
These motherfuckers are throwing.>>558223813Keiba and story.
>>558223813spoiling themselves by talking about jp
These VAs aren't very sexo...
>>558223813how much we love himbas (mares)
what the fuck! so this is the power of omoshiroi onna
>>558223813plotting how to destroy global
>>5582239143DPD as always
>keeps missing>made it back with the final throwHaha that's our resident gambler
>>558223530So I know Forever Young but who is Ebayan?
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY RECOVER FROM THATFUCKING YABAI ONNA
>>558223772How do you choose what banner you will pull on when every new card is good? For global it's simple because most of the cards are complete dogshit.
>>558223964That's just his nickname.
>>558223813we talking about learning the runes in relation to umas
>>558223964say forever young in your most racist stereotypical japanese voice
already last?
I love these. Glad they brought it back.
I mean if Ebayan included why Bond girl is not included? She is basically bouquet v2.0.
Man, I fucking love m4wds and tamiya
they gonna go through corners now
>>558223964That's his nickname. It's very common for Japanese racehorse to get nickname from fans. Deep Impact became Pui because Dee(pu I)mpact, Deep Bond became Pubo because Dee(pu Bo)nd.>>558223984We compare the new card's stats with the current meta card in that category, and then look at the skills that come with it. At this point in JP, stats are very easy to max out, so it's all about the skills now.
>>558223984Not every new card is good. And if they are good, they're typically better at one aspect than the other. For example, we have like 5? speed cards that are all good right now but are specific to a race strat. So it's a matter of what you wanna do.
No way this is going to work
uma racing uma holy....
We should do some bets for this stupid game as well
Harapeko died on the track
>big niger>gassing outVery realistic.
BREAKDOWN ON TRACK NYOOOOOOOOO
>>558223542check now
harapeko what the fuck happened
Honestly, this is better than real horse racing.
>>558202675>>558202821We still need 7 people for this one.
ChaserGODS
>>558224274They have those in any decent parlor though the horses may be different you should go and gamble anon
GERMAN ENGINEERING
>>558223998>>558224010>>558224126I didn't think you would reply earnestly, now I feel bad...
>>558224259all good Bookmaker-san, sankyu
I believe in Princess!
Why did she shove all those pipe cleaners up his butthole…?
ebayan wins lol
RIGGED
Ebayan with the huge lead
Is there anywhere Ebayan can't run in?
holy fucking RIGGED
>>558224554Turf
>ebayan that broken on releasenaruhodo...
>Jobbing this badly to EbayanAIkeks... not like this...
>>558224379Trolling has consequences.
>this looks like niigata racecourse>nobody knows what that isKek
MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND (AGAIN)
STRAIGHT NIG
>>558224718You never face any consequences for trolling in the global thread
HE'S STILL IN IT
Harapeko comeback
Legit question.Why is it フォーエバー instead of フォレーバー?
>>558224809and I never will
HARAPEKO NINJIN!
HARAPEKOGODS
Holy fucking big nig
WHAT A COME BACK
>>558224921Because katakana makes no sense, nips can't roll Rs so it has to be フォーエバー
>>558224921forever = for ever =/ fo rever
>>558224921Because that's just how the Japanese pronounce Ever (Ee-baa). フォレーバー would be Forlabour.
>>558224924It's a sad world
>>558224921https://forvo.com/word/forever/#en_ukCheck pronunciation by hibbadivaz.
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2025539849076576673
Thank you, Igniter's mom.
>>558225185>in 英語I fucking cackled
>>558224921the former is the native wasei eigo way
Holy Cygenerous.
ummm..... is this okay....
What the fuck this is beyond riggged
imagine being the girl that fucked up and landed on parfaitsI would retire in shame
>0 hint booksRIGGED
>>558225398But parfaits are the best reward? Especially when I can easily eat 12 of them in one sitting?
Take on the TV
ojisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Decent GETs overall.
Jesus Christ, it's been eight years.
>>558225463It feels so weird that he’s dressed normally and not in some weird meme outfit.
>>558225458Teioposter...?! Is that you?! YOU'RE ALIVE?
>>558223530what did Take-san say?
>>558225545wrong tab bwo
HERE WE GO
150k wtffffff thats so many how popualr is this game in japan
Lmao Asaka
>>558225545I would never post anyone voiced by >M*chico
Gyaru Groove is real…Aaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeee…!
Fugg
>>558225584>>558225613
>>558225603The biggest, literally a cultural phenomenon.
Wow, what a surprise
>more fucking tachy eventsJust make it permanent already
I WANT TO PILSUDSKI AIR GROOVE
fuckin sprint loh
>>558225690>fucking tachy eventsdont mind if i do
Aoi Stakes LoH
LoH in May.>>558225558tl;dr It's been eight years since I started promoting this series. Honestly, at the start, I thought this series was a really weird and I wasn't sure if people would actually understand it, but it's actually became really popular. They made me do... so many things... like tap dancing, or painting me gold... now I'm actually really looking forward to what thye'll make me do next. I hope you'll all continue to have fun and support the series.
>>558225741SOON
MYSTERIOUS NIGGERS
Blonde Mirako…
Spot the newmas
New Key Visual
Spebros... We are forgotten...
I like the one with the hat
>>558225603162k now that we're hitting the part everyone wants.
>buena on dirtWhy are they doing this to her?
Phoneheadbros...
>>558225908Good. Now remove her ugly face from the app icon
>spe running at the back with the blacks
>>558225930DWC with pisa
I dont see anymore mares...
Why Eishin Flash still there and why are some of them running on the rail?
EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Where's Phonehead...
i only count 7 newmas in the image
Victoire Pisa
>Tacto pushed to the back of the key artAlready forgotten...
Ok, Pisser is sexo.
Who are these? I like how they look.
Victoire PizzaA horse he hates to be left alone. Very angelic.>>558225990EEEEPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI
>>558226095That's clearly punished Cheval Gran in front.
>>558225975She's a DWC runner like Victoire Pisa and Buena on dirt.I'm guessing the next scenario after USA will be on Dubai.
First support card of the new girls is Pizza.
contrail...ephoria..equinox... do deuce...
i am forgotten...
>i only see 1 ohimbafuck this shit brothers
You deserve it for how obnoxious you guys have been since last year.
>>558226060https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoire_Pisa#Stud_record>In December 2017, Victoire Pisa was moved from Shadai Stallion Station to the Breeders Stallion Station,[20] where he stood stud for three seasons before being sold to Turkey along with Kluger, another Japanese-bred stallion.So Pisa live in Turkey nowadays
>Kaneko hons dream is dead
ULALA SPOTTEDDIRT GODS
>>558226229I told you, ohimbas are NEVER coming back EVER
>>558226280I'm gonna kill people in minecraft
>>558226095>Sunday racing cross>Long white hair strandLeft uma is Rulership
>another monthly passgod damn it
New premium pass.>>558226252Not that guy, but be prepared to get UOOOOH DIRTY HORS SEXO for the rest of this year.
whats an ohimba
What the fuck yo
Whoa wtf is this?!?
i don't need this bros.......
DWC runners>Agnes Digital>Casino Drive>Red Desire>Victoire Pisa>Transcend>Buena Vista>Eishin Flash>Smart Falcon>Hokko TarumaeEnough for a scenario live.
Complete p2w kek
That is bullshit
Cyjews......
>>558226413牝馬 - himba - mare御 - お - o - respect prefixお牝馬 - ohimba - japanese side meme for mare sexy
Shahryar?
We’re getting nickel and dimed again, dacchis.
Wait, I'm kinda tipsy right now. So we can chose our initial inherit at the start?>>558226413Female hors. Also known as succubus.
They're going nuts with p2w now....
uhhh where's the playable Ai announcement
>another cyjews trickerySTOPPPP JUST REVEAL THE NEWMAS
>>558226604And global wonders why we don’t talk about the game so much anymore
>3k for 5th yeareh
>>558226543>literally just get S aptitudes by paying
>>558226629Anni uma will be Lala-chan
Ai...
cute ai
>more legend changer vocalsYES YES YES
They should have released Ai sooner.....
>>558226738Look at this dumb mom and daughter
>>558226709New parent meta is just going to be dip one pink in race strat and distance, then dump all the rest in either turf or dirt huh?
Spica....
Holy shit 6 Cards and Umas to borrow per trainer
WHAT THE FUCK
LG RANK
After U it's L
I don’t think L comes after U…
NOOOOOOOO NOT MY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMADACHI
>>558226829well it means you won't have to get all your skills on 1 parent
The stat inflation is getting really out of hand
>LG24
>2500 all statsWhat the fuck
I don't think they got the meaning of "stacking those Ls" right
Can we get a real QoL feature like a number showing how many skills you have so we dont have to count them?
I have to wonder how hard the CyGames devs thought about the ranking system in the first year of the game when the stats still capped at SS into U and what the conversation was like about how to handle the ranks going forward..
Well that's sick
utools is now ingame
>2500 in all stats>New buff activation if you have 2000+ speedAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENow we NEED to get 2000+>Can now go on dates to ensure support card eventWhat the fuck
Holy shit this one is a really good feature
L means legend
>>558227116Are you sure it doesn’t mean Lhors?
CASINO DRIVEBOYFAGGOT
>>558226530Nah. The uniform doesn't really fit with the patterns Cygays has gone with for Sunday horse.Considering the red with white stars and the grayish hair. It might be Red Falx.
It’s too early for a Loves scenario alt, r-right?
I sure hope Digitan has a mini cameo in this specific scenarioI mean, come on now
>>558227227Fear and Loathing in Las Umas
Casino Drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhFwN1sFrBw
Loves scenario ending is going to feel a little silly in this scenario.
American Dream.American Stream.
MARE SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX
>>558227086>>558227087Wow, maybe if they had this in the first year I would've given a fuck.
Is she going to be playable...?
>>558227402Protect your Umas from criminals and rapists in America
>>558227445no
>>558226219>>558226004>>558226063We'll get 'em next year. For sure.
>>558227213The next live event is definitely gonna have shows in america, isn't it?
>>558227445>Scenario NPCDacchi, I…
>>558227445Scenario uma so no
>>558227376>>558227383[moon runes] AMERICAN DREAM [moon runes]
OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA OHIMBA
>we want the monogatari audienceIt's Nadeko lmao
>>558227486Tacto is the new Biko.
Marche Lorraine is CUTE!
God I can't wait for the puppet blowjob art...
Muppets
osananajimi!!?!?!
Love's BFF. >>558227389If they're smart, they'll do it like le Arc where the scenario is its own storyline.
uma holding an uma
>>558226397I'm a bit of a brainlet. Does this also give the benefits of the existing factor pass or do I need both now? I'm not paying 3.5k yen a month what the fuck
Puppet stays on during the race
Cute
>>558227592With loves. Not with (you).
>>558227445she's not an OC so eventually yes
CUTE OHIMBA>>558227592Loves Osananajimi, it's in the lore
>>558227643it's probably separate
IT'S REAL.CUTE.>>558227643They say you can buy both, so I guess not?
>>558227686Montjeubros…
>>558227664God it'd be so funny if it did
>Red Desire scenario umaNunfag is coming this month.
>>558227686Haiseiko..... Speed Symboli........
>puppet’s name is Puppet
>dirt>dirt>dirtHELL YEAH BABY
New gacha hasn't been announced right
Dirt focus?
>>558227784oh right she looks more like the speed symboli type but it is weird because she's not ancient or an overseas uma
>>558227090Globalbab here, is this the first time they adjusted support chains?
Looks way too complicated. Time to just give up again.
Ah yep. It's like the Arc.We're getting Santa Anita and Del Ma.
>>558226876What does it mean? we can borrow all the cards now?
>>558227643Eh, I don't think you need the new pass, it's just a guaranteed S aptitude
>>558227592>>558227682Oh the twitterfags are gonna have a day.
>>558227934It means we can set more support cards/umas for people to borrow
>>558227934You can set up 6 Umas and 6 Cards for people to borrow
>>558228017>>558228004I see thank you very much, rich gets richer
>>558227898They’ve made some adjustments before, like increasing the likelihood that friend cards would show up and kick off their date chains in the first year, but this is easily the largest one.
Global is moving too fast so lemme stay here for a while JPbwos if you don't mind. I'll behave. 39
Oh it's like Overdrive. How nice.>>558227898They've updated it before to ensure that every cards will activate at least once, just not that they'll finish. Or at least, that's what I remember.
>randomly say the scenario is going to be MANT>global eats it and believes itumazing
NUMBER GO BIG
I saw +220 bonus SP
I can't comprehend what just happened
lol that meme cluster fuck UI picture became a reality.
EBAYAN IS FUCKING STACKED
Looks like they are putting a lot of effort into this scenario's music
>300+ sp/turnThey just gave up on balancing this shit
Jesus fucking christ
Did they get Aimi just to voice NPC horse what the hell. I know it has real horse name instead of the usual Venus Paques bullshit but still.
SOMEONE POST THAT OLD IMAGETHE ONE WITH SHIT TONS POP UPS ON THE SCREEN AND INSANE NUMBERSWE'RE GETTING SO CLOSE
Wait Aimi is now on uma? I love Aimi and she's been on all the rhythm games that I played so this would be another motivation to stay strong with global
>>558228221soon we can't even see our uma
>>558228221
So if we're already getting Forebayan in a song does that mean she'll be playable?
>USA....BANGWhat did they mean by that?
U U U U U U U U U U U U UMA
oh just because it's america you need to go bang bang pew pew huh how stereotypical
>>558228283She's voicing Casino Drive, but I don't think she'll be playable.
>>558228341Not necessarily, Ai for instance was the front liner for the 4th Anni song.
>>558228321>only 131 SPHeh, weak.
>>558228046>>558228073grim...I shouldn't complain though since we will probably get it early with U.A.F. or something.
>>558228341Well yeah. It'll probably be a while though. I imagine this would be like Arc where they constantly add in new linkmas as time goes on.
>>558228482>>558228452Yeah I just mean straight away when the new scenario releases, but I guess not yet
>>558228407Yes, wouldn't have it any other way
>>558228407That's right, now get in your F-150 and tear ass to the WcDonald's for breakfast, torena.
>>558228428>Aimi>NPCNOOOOO SHE'S GETTING THE LOVE LIVE TREATMENT
>more BC shillingYes, we need to bask more in Ebayan's glory, Fujita. Thanks.
Fuck, that's too many announcements for me. I think I'm passing out...
WTF IS THAT STRANGE CREATURE????
Alright, burger dacchis. How do I not die if I do visit the US for a race.>>558228321Thanks.
>>558228609Me.
>>558228609I believe those are Americans.
>>558228407Fuck yeah
globalbab here but how will they explain Breeder's Cup in umamusume? Wouldn't it acknowledge the umamusume intentional breeding of those with strong genes
>>558228732Same way they explained the Shinzan Kinen and the JBC.
>>558228732>how will they explainThey don't have to so they probably won't.
>>558228407>ending the song by firing in the crowdof course
>>558228732They won’t.
FINALLYA NEW JOCKEY
>SakaiWe are gonna have every jockey speak for us at this rate
>>558228773Didnt they actually show "Shinzan" in a photo though
RYUSEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>558228774>>558228796Guess it makes sense even if they don't. Still is weird having a cup named breeder's cup
Sakai, the donuts
>Shin Emperor hatCould it be?
is this man autistic?
>its literally feminized yahagiits literally feminized yahagi
>強そうwhat did he mean by that
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARYUUUUUSEIIIIIIIIIIII>Yeah, this is very Yahagi (stable).>>558228919Unironically yes. He remembered every single horses at Ooi racecourse when he was just in primary school. This man only think about keiba.
Who is Sakai and why is he respected?
>>558228928>>558228952Fujita made his waifu Yahagi into an uma musume. Talk about love.
>>558228885
>>558228939What else is he supposed to say? NICE OPPAI?
The ShinEm hat... Sakai-kun is a cheater.
>>558229005Fast
was he told to make a stoic face for this message ? some smiles were leaking out tho
New human right.>>558229023I wouldn't be surprised. Remember that he complimented an actress by saying that she's like a strong mare.
i am borrowing
Well because no Phonehead.This Livestream is suck.
I love my dog.
>>558229254My liege...
>>558229262Taikijak
My daughter, Red Desire, is so fucking cute
>>558229254Maybe phonehead will get in around 5.5 anni, when Tact is the halfni uma.Or both get shelved forever.
Forever Young still a Card eh, as expected
Holy shit what.
Wit? heh
>intabout damn time
>>558229437u rike?
Ebayan as expectedFinally the double gold INT card everyone was waiting for
She reminds me of Risa from Bang Dream so much
HUH???
>>558229437>>558229439my wit is too low for all those words
>>558229437I threw up in my mouth a bit, not gonna lie. The creep is killing me.
2 golds + 2 whites for dirt, guess this is the new powercreep level for specialists
>>558229469Look at those bonuses. Hell, just the 100% skill hint alone is pretty insane. You'll be drowning in skill hints just by having her.
>>558226908"U" was from 馬, and now "L" from "Лoшaдь".
>>558229437oh cmon, i just got to FLB Tacto and Daiwa INT couple months ago.
When will they add Hint Lv. 6
>>558229462Same, she even has the :3 face she does…
Can finally retire Rudolf Int.
Finally, Almond Eye.
ALMOND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYE
OF COURSE
There she is!
So what happens if you take Almond Eye into Twinkle Legends?
Ai is here>>558229563Lv4 hint is generally better than +100% hint rate, she only has Lv2 hint so it'll take more turns to get all the skills at max discount. But she also has the same unique as power Fine, 2 skills per hint.
Hell yeah, it's the cucumber. Not a surprise, but still.>The ChangerWhat is she changing? >>558229605Хopoшo.
Whats with Ai and cucumbers
SPEED POWER STAMINA
>>558229685Good, I can finally skip
Gee Ai, how come you get to release with two evolution skills?
>>558229819>F long
>>558229783Hopefully that's where Contrail comes in.
PEERLESS HEROINE
>>558229831Japanese joke. Nine Crowns/Titles Horse is Kyu-kan-ba, which sounds kinda like Cucumber.
>>558229783nobody shows up at the end
Generic current speed inherit
SPEEEEEDD POOOOOOWER
>>558229928>neichalaugh.jpg
>>558229934I see no god up hereOTHER THAN ME
Here's your MARE
>just remembered I can't train Ai with her cardOh crap
>same imagery as the scenes from the main story sequence Kino…
>>558230125Your Speed Air Groove????
Why are we getting Epi instead of Contrail
>>558230125Your Teio?
>>558230125That's what I got Teio for. Just gonna borrow NY Groove.
Wow, this one really feels like an anime OP.
>Introduce a new Uma>Don't actually make her playable until a year laterWhy do they keep doing this? Are the retarded?
Holy Ebayan OPPAI
>>558230230Builds up hype. Incredibly simple, yet effective marketing strategy.
LEMEME!
>>558230230>They doing it just for vibes There the answer dacchi.
huh
LEMEMEEEEEEEEEEE>>558230125Oh. Oh fuck you're right.
Congratulations on February Stakes
LEMEME
ENTERLume
>>558230216Your Scenario card?
Be honest, will we see Ebayan early or is she confirmed to be 6th anni uma
Wtf isn't this the guy who only learned about it like 2 months ago
>>558230230Line cutting is for niggers.
wait who?
>>558230335EPIPIPIPIPIPIPI
Tanoshimaire
bro looks terrified
>>558230335Prawn
tanoshimeeeru
I lost 300 yen because this dude won
>>558230335Notramente
>>558230315We'll probably see her earlier than that, just because the BC scenario would probably be powercrept within the year.>>558230335Shrimp.
>>558230315The pattern is the one who gets introduced as a support alongside the friend card is the next year’s anniversary uma for a couple of years now.
>>558230380His Japanese license will be revoked if he fucks up.
Tanoshiimaire
>>558230439More like Take wouldn't play with him if he fucks up
rose kingdom
Newmas
>>558230436And patterns are meant to be broken.
>7 newmas confirmedWe're surviving the year
>>558230395Lemaire is too op that keibadacchi complain it's too boring to watch every single time lememe win the races.
What a plain looking girl.
>>558229958>>558229824>Long FGrim
>>558230561Very sexo.
>Logotype>Kizuna>Epiphaneia>Rulership
I'm losing hope...
IT'S LOGOTYPE.
Logotype
>>558230534>No Phonehead The suffering must continue.
>>558230335Cheval Petit
>>558230621Its over Tact friend, we will be back during half-anni
Holy boyfag.
>>558230640I like that racewear a lot
>>558230621Another 1000 days for tactofags
>>558230621im sorry for jinxin it dacchi
Contrailbros? Tactbros?????? This isn't good...
>Rose KingdomGimlet's next door neighbor is in
what kind of name is "lost kingdom"
Rose Kingdom is a cool name
>>558230541Nah, not for Ebayan. She still need need Arima humiliation ritual so might as well put her on annis.
Rose Kingdom
she's so cool...
>>558230693>American scenario>Tons of boyumas
>Rose KingdomExplains why Eishin Flash was here
The age of Ohimba is over.Now is the time for COOLmas
>fat tits on RulershipYUP GURU-NEE'S GENES ARE UNMATCHED
>>558230734hiding with kizuna
Rulership
>RulershipWhat a fucking nerd.
PITS
pits
Regaleira sisters, when is it time
>>558230808The sex appeal is definitely lacking and I blame global (USA) pandering.
Hello Cygames? New one star where?
boobship
so this is the power of Grooves huh....not bad
>>558230896>>558230903That's just Cheval alter
>>558230896>>558230903Sexo
what the FUCK is a Reversi?
She looks cool but we know she's a klutz who has trouble with gates.
>>558230957othello
>>5582309167th or 8th Anni.
EEEEEEEEEEEEPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIMY SHRIMP SON IS HEREAND THEY MADE HIM A DUMB SCHIZO. CUTE.
Epiphaneia
EPI!
>>558230983What does Shakespeare have to do with anything?
>spatsdork, also this new captcha sucks dick
>>558231054>>558231058spechan's kid
>FukunagaBring on IKZE!
FUKUNAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What’s with all the boyfaggots?
YUICHI
Today's newmas
>two of his offsprings made itbros... I'm starting to believe harder... even if it's an unreachable dream...
>>558231145We love boys here
>>558231171Kill Kaneko
>>558231128No, Cesario's/Kris S' kid. So Spe's grandson.
No surprise Phonehead?
Where's Kizuna?
How the fuck is this not over yet. I already downed three fucking bottles already.
TACTSTOP DOING COPYING BEAR GRYLLS AND GET YOUR ASS BACK TO TRACENFFS
...pretend phonehead tanuki is on the top of her head
TEIO!
>>558231453No Kizuna and Contrail, both Maeda's horses. wonder what happened
>558231530Globalbros, take this one back please
>>558231535Cygays prefer shilling their own honse (Ebayan) over actual fans want.
F4bros........Taihobros........Shahryarbros.......
>>558200920I missed the form...
Holy cringe
>>558231535We already have Maeda horses in Uma, so maybe they're saving both for a live. Who knows.>>558231623Yeah there was a lot of Fujita cum swallowing this livestream, granted Ebayan is his own horse.
>>558231535I honestly believe that they pushed BC out early to capitalize on Ebayan winning, so eveyrthing that was supposed to come out this stream got pushed back.
wow....
What the fuck
>>5582316296th Anni alongside phone head and Kizuna.
>>558231465Typical Japanese length. Usually I hate the extra Japanese fluff they add but this one was fun, helps they have so many announcements.
Real world tour? Or that's just the title?
>>558231689>>558231692Understandable since Fujita will steps down from CA this year
>>558231465The game news is already over. You can stop watching now if you don't care about the concerts/goods.
Wait, it's a genuine world tour? It's not just a title? What the fuck.>>558231754Seems like it's an actual "world" tour. They said English version so I assume they might go to the US.
>>558231737US and JP, thats the whole world!
>>558231689I understand about Contrail, but it doesn't make sense not to announce Kizuna when you have Epiphaneia and Logotype
>>558231849If it’s the US I hope there’s at least some east coast stuff, and not just west coast only.
>>558215972Which country has a strong sprint lineup? He's just so far above the field that he makes every field look weak. Remember Australia and HK are the remaining premier sprint regions. He's at a point where he'll be called a bum farmer no matter where he runs
>No Contrail>Tact all the way in the backAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558231873I think Kizuna will be announced during that 7th live, latest 5.5 anni. They announced the whole 2013 gen this livestream, and Kizuna is the Derby winner.
>>558231868>UK, The birthplace of horse racing>getting ignored by nipsHopefully Godolphin and Coolmore will remind the nips who the real boss.
>honkai shit rail plugdisgust
But why.
From the HSR collab
>>558231949The bad part is that if there is something one in the east coast it's going to be NYC...
>>558230957That's the shit Imu hits people with in One Piece
>More Mihoyo slopSkip
>>558232023>>558232031Japan together. Strong.
>>558232039Which is good for me however since that’s only a train ride away.
>Mihomo CollabLol, Lmao even. No wonder this livestream is meh
>>558232039>California>New YorkI feel a headache coming on already.
VOICED PLUSHIE.
>>558232023Same reason why they were promoting the real world Breeder's Cup earlier. Can't believe Cygames stoop so as low as doing CM in what supposed to be game stream...
GONNA BLOW MY HOT SPARK ON AI'S FACE
>>558232103HSR is China though?
>AI onaholeNice
>>558232176It’s not as cute as the nui, but I might pick it up anyway.
>>558232182breeders cup CM was basedmihomo is cringe
>>558232182not even the official stream talk about the game, much like JP general huh
The new character profiles are up. https://umamusume.jp/character/
i wanted a Nice Nature Kuripan Plush and there are none available for under 100 dollars..
DON'T FUCK THE PLUSHIE IN FRONT OF AI
>self titled "fans" wantint contrail and tact along with ai, without realizing they would end up being used to glaze her in that caseFucking retards I swear. 5.5 anniv is the best time for them
>>558232220Yes but they just recently released what was supposed to be not Japanland
Paint chibis
>>558232291As expected of Air Groove genes.
Can't believe they got Aimi to be a fucking NPC
>>558232428sigh... im gonna save for rulership
>>558232326Maybe we might get Lys Gracieux as well, who knows. But releasing Ai without Contrail does feel empty again.
Knowing phonehead and Lys Gracieux won't be in Almond Eye's scenario somehow makes Amoai far less attractive to get now. What happened to releasing Umas with proper rivals? Why are we going back to year 1 bullshit? Releasing Epiphaenia without Kizuna? Not a single reiwa horse to attract young players? AIMI AS NPC??? It all make no sense
>>558232326Phonehead not being in the anni illustration means that he's pushed back to 6th or 7th.
Oh the motherfuckers. I want those plushies.
>>558232545Had to shelve everything for Ebayan I guess
Why does it have to be a CinGrey exhibition....
>>558232561These newmas won't last until 5.5 anni.
>>558232468Isn't she very busy? Probably couldn't get a contract to participate in lives and such
Cykagames, give me some Shicchi merch and my life is yours
Where is my Gold City figure? I've been waiting forever. There is no excuse, she's even in Cinderella Gray.
>>558232428>identical to Air Groove'sWhat did they mean by this????
>>558232653It'll probably be spaced out, considering there's still 9 umas excluding Ai on the board. I don't know if they'll pull the trigger on releasing a 2013 horse without Kizuna.
I need more Kuripan plushies
This was very underwhelming for a 5 year anniversary.
>Year of the horse>is the only year without new Uma anime
Cyconvenience store.
>>558232819Meanwhile this was last anni’s reveals… what the fuck happened now bros
>>558232819Yeah that's what happens when executive meddling fucks your schedule to shill his own horse. I also don't think Ebayan is getting released anytime by 6th anni because there's no Tesoros, so Contrail as 6th anni is still on the board.
>>558232903Would have been better if they actually kept Ebayan and the Breeders Cup a surprise.Those were the biggest announcements they had.
>artbook>soft coverInto the trash it goes.
YOU FUCKERSI'M NOT MADE OF MONEYFUCK
I dont care for plushes but those are pretty cute.
Why is that dog cosplaying as a cat?
>>558232983Don't make up stuff just because you didn't get what you want anon...
What's the new scenario JP's getting and when is it happening?Also, when is Ai-chan be available in gacha?
>>558233078NEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What would it take for Kaneko to finally respect Umamusume: Pretty Derby? Fujita's horse winning L'Arc? Taking over the world? Singlehandedly repelling alien invasion?
>>558232819I wish we got whatever they were actually planning for this anni before Ebayan’s BC win came around…
>>558232903marebros wtf
>>55823314124th
>>558233141Everuthing's happening on the 24th at 1200 JST
>>558233141Breeders Cup.In 37 hours.
When's Tact though....
>>558233225>>558233232>>558233261Naruhodo thank you
RACING IS BACK ON THE MENUNO MORE MATING
>>558233117Why is that cow cosplaying as a cat?
>Last pakaliveNyoo..... EOS soon......
It's over...
What? It's the last Pakalive?
wtf why?
thats a lot of marche lorraine
Things were so soulful back then...
Raped again. It's actually over. It has never been more over.
Probably a renewal, but it would be hilarious if they really end it
>>558233162Win L'Arc and Britbong G1 races, because Kaneko is traditionalist (treat horse race as Noble plaything).
T-they're just going to transition to PakaTV, right!?
>last Pakalive>>558233139I don't know how the writing teams will fill in the Kizuna sized hole for Logotype and Epiphaneia and the Lys sized hole for Ai.We still have about 8 umas before 5.5 anni, so hopefully we won't have shit campaigns.
They're gonna make it an ABEMA exclusive
>>558233393No one watches TV anymore so it’ll be PakaAbema…
I miss Machico....
>>558233357MareGODS are starving...
>>558233162a lot of money
>>558233434That would be even funnier
>tfw watched literally all this shit
>>558233434>>558233448That's even worse. WTF they thinking Cyjews?!
It's OVER
Ok????
>>558233162Cygames need to win the Arc, King George and Champion Stakes in the same year
>>558233537Anon...
>>558233576Sounds like new set/studio?
>>558229437>InnovatorLmao
This is some Gintama naming shit.
release the Pakalive archives Cygames, I'm no longer asking
>>558233162Dying
Bouquet... forgotten...
>Sold Out alreadyGood. Now I can spend my money on Ai and the Nekonekonekoneko.>>558233631Probably? Seems like they're still doing the same thing.
are they not gonna stream to youtube anymore or what?
oh
We have a pretty good showing for the pakacup.Will be hitting start as soon as the stream ends.Anyone interested in spectating ought to hop on now.
>>558233576>this was the last pakalive>anyways heres pakalive
Ebayan money came in, so they're making a new set
>"We'll announce more newmas than last year!">8 instead of 7It wasn't wrong but... damn that's lame
>>558233759>have to use hand-me-downs from his parentsEpipipipi...
>>558233817even lamer, one's an npc
rets go za globru ebryan
Da fuq you mean it was bad? It's was the same thing like last year. I also bet the majority of umas presented will way better stories and personalities than the previous year. Welp excluding Lily and Bouquet who are not playable.
>>558233817I really hate being negative but this anni just blows over all. I’m happy Ai is finally playable but everything else is extremely meh
>>558233817Technically 7 since Casino is an NPC
>>558233817One of them is an NPC so they actually just announced the same number of umas as last year.
Cheval so good they releases Cheval 2
>>558233886>I also bet the majority of umas presented will way better stories and personalities than the previous year.Its going to be extremely hard to top SiL.
Eh, not as great as I expected but not as worse as it could be. I think it's better they postponed contrail and tact but I wanted something new in the anime and manga section. It's 5th anniv after all, so people expect something different from usual>>558233886
>>558233886Every stream that doesn't announce a 1/7 scale figure of my uma wife is a bad stream. Simple as.
im just happy we get some more QoL stuff.
>>558233971Cheval 3 with Epi too. Why are they obsessed with this hair style in particular?
>>558233971Cheval(dumber and bigger tits) <- important
Well, I guess that's it for PakaTV. Rate the stream?
>>558233971I think that's my biggest gripe with this anni is that the newmas look too similar to other umas
>>558233817Every time.>we’re doing collab gachas now so that we give you even more collab characters!>4 instead of 3
>>558234068No ojou/10
>>558233886It depends on how they write Ai when she comes out, since she has to dance around no Contrail and no Lys. Also, they're going to have to lean on their non-2013 lineup, which luckily they have Rose Kingdom and Ruler Ship to stem the tide.
>>558234068Underwhelming/10
I dislike the expansion of chink design virus into everything
>>558234068No 21st gen/10
>>558233886I hate that they're still releasing uma with "incomplete" campaign. They really didn't learn anything from Bubble Gum Fellow.
>>558234068Too much cheval clone
>>558234089Inevitable when we now have over 100 umas.
Could've been an email...not hyped for Ai's career now
>>558234213They didn’t learn anything from Falco/Kita and that’s all the way in year 1/2. Severe disappointment
>>558234068I needed sleep so I'll catch up later on/10
Unironically only hyped for Marche Lorraine since they've been teasing her for a long ass time
That was fun. See you next time, JP babs.
>>558233886The biggest issue for me is that they blew their too far load ahead of time since we already knew Ebayan was coming, and same with Del Mar and the Breeder’s Cup scenario.It would’ve hit a lot different if those were genuine surprises.Otherwise there’s a bunch of nice QoL adjustments. Newmas will be highly subjective. And a new anime announcement would’ve been nice.
>>558234068I was expecting more/10.>>558234325See you later, we're fucking dooming over here now.
>>558234213>They really didn't learn anything from Bubble Gum FellowHell, you can even can trace it back down to Kitasan Black or even fucking Gold Ship. I really wish they sometimes redo some older careers, but there is zero fucking chance that they'll spend money on something like this.
>>5582340681 ohimba / 10
See you guys when MANT releases.
>>558234325Bye globalbab.
>>558234387Nah it's understandable with Golshi & Kita when they're still trying to get into Yoshida's dynasty, but there's absolutely no excuses now
>>558234319I can see the resemblance...
>>558234068aside from the QoL updates, it's underwhelming /10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-6YEg-9o1M
>>558233776Thank you everyone for coming to compete in the pakacup and congratulations to our winner, — !
I will cope by thinking they will anounce more during the world tour. Well, they did hint at more announcements after all
>>558233776Humiliated....but at least I wasnt last....
>>558234068I thought it was great, I dont get why everyone is disappointed. My opinion probably doesn't mean much as a global player though
>>558234068>Mihomo Collab>Excessive Ebayan glazing>Casino Drive (literally who)?>Epipi but No Kizuna>Ai but no Contrail>Daring tacti postponed again (new biko)my rates : -100/10
Arigatou goziemasu JP senpais, it was fun to chill in your comfy thread.
What are they feeding these girls?
>>558234692>Yahagi girls all have fat titsHmm.....
>>558234692borgar
>>558234387They're not learning. It's so fucked.
>>558234632My Teio didn't proc her Unique so I had no last spurt speed at all.
>>558234657A matter of perspective. It is great if you are not used to the usual pakalives or you don't have pre-knowledge about these horses and their irl relations making you expect more than than what the game ever hinted at
>>558234751Titty monster Contrail…
>>558234692They’re harvesting shotas
>>558234068>the exact same newmas as last year despite "announcing more">no US umas announced>some umas starting with Ai will have missing characters in their career (they had a year to prepare for this)It really was just an average pakalive
>>558234798Just treat Umamusume as an alternate universe anondacchi.
they are already making a world tour so lets not get ahead of ourselves
Whoever's making the new thread don't forget to put dacchi's betting place in the OP
>>558233776>5thNot bad considering how bad the run was.
Kinda fucked that there's no US rival umas and the only "rivals" are the scenario team members.
>>558234632thanks for making the room dacchi, let us know for the next one.
>>558234632This was pretty fun. We should do this once in a while, maybe after CM/LoH to blow off steam after getting fucked in the ass.
>>558235040I wonder what Japanese/2chan dacchi opinion about this pakalive. Suck?
>>558235040No one wants to deal with burgers, not even burgers themselves. Just imagine them trying to have a talk with the kind of guys shown in that netflix derby documentary
>>558235071>>558235184I think it would be nice if we could host these weekly on the weekends.Maybe even put some limits like an honor system of only doing one run for your entry so that we have more time to focus on training for CM/LoH?
>>558235198https://bbs.animanch.com/board/6369385/you tell me
>>558235220>/uma/ Sundayman KinenI like the sound of that actually.
>>558235198Slightly milder doomposting than here, but definitely dissatisfied
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2025576595445121073
What is it?
>>558235220I think after every Pakatube would be a good idea. Its often enough to have it regularly but not often enough to be annoying.
I've given up on the chances for Kaneko umas
>>558235198/umajp/ is more or less JP playerbase brained at this point. What everyone grumbles about here is mostly on point with what JP is talking about.
I made a thing.
>>558235198he hates it
It only feels a bit disappointing because we already knew the big news coming in which was Ebayan and America scenario. Imagine if they announced that here for the first time.
>>558235425A necklace.
I wanted the 2021 gen bros...
>>558234068Eh it was pretty alright, the most unexpected thing was majority of the newmas being from 10+ year old gens and not from recent years like last anni. Everyone got baited.
>>558235425A very specific fetish
>>558235220I think we should try having one after every G1 like /v/ma.
>>558235442I like the sound of that too. We could keep naming it the pakacup that way.
>>558234632>Teio wonTruly the worst outcome
>>558235317>ぱかライブが終了するということで>今までの放送分を全部公開してほしいですねそれな
>>558235384It's funny how Cygames is willing to collab with Mihoyo considering most of hoyoslop are blatant copy paste of GBF stuffs
ohimba tarinai..
>>558235220Pick a random race from the upcoming weekends race card, roll some dice:1st roll: Saturday or Sunday's card?2nd roll: Which course?3rd roll: What race?
>>558235502Maybe if Fujita didn't jump the gun and drop the Ebayan silhouette, we wouldn't feel this way.>>558235551I don't even see the /v/ thread.
>>558235567Also the numbering scheme would be inline with Pakatube S2.
>>558235590inb4 Genshin character coming to GBVSR Season 3 DLC
>>558230776Isn't Rose Kingdom the horse who stole a legit Japan Cup win Buena Vista achieved?'
The scenario didn't look too interesting either honestly
Since the 4th anniv they added Stego, Red Desire, Kiseki
>>558235619The thread just archived
>>558235690Yeah, Rose Kingdom won the 2010 JC when Buena got disqualified for crossing lanes. She went on a downward spiral after that, resurging only for that 2011 JC win.
I think Ebayan might need some correction
>>558235690"Stole" is abit much but Buena was disqualified for bumping him hard.
>>558235773>>558235690I think that was the race soumillon elbowed other jockey
>>558235797I really love the design. Lots of sexo elements.
>>558235826Did not bump but just "blocked" his lane which was ridiculous it didn't even caused much trouble
>best card is AI card>AI-chan announcedI don't know whether I should pull for her. I got lucky and somehow managed to MLB her support card pretty early. I don't have SiL and Teio at MLB yet.
>>558228952>Shin hatOh yeah, we all know what ryuseiT was doing before this and what he's doing after
>>558235797Ebayan is too sexy
New bread?
>>558235670>>558235567Oh, and anons would get an announcement for it since Pakalives are announced ingame, so even if they arent frequenting the thread they'll know when the next Pakacup is. I think Pakacup makes the most sense.
>>558235928>he doesn't have teio or air groove speed cardlol
>>558235942Ebayan's on the hat too, blindbro...
Hosting them every Sunday would work for me, but if we host them after every pakatube or GI I can't really guarantee I'll be available to start the race and post results since I might be at work or asleep.Somebody else might have to make the room and post results if the pakatube ends up being on a weekday.
>>558235942What’s with the obsession with cucking Ebayan with Shin? It literally says Forever Young on the hat…
>>558234632Somehow, I wasn't last.
>>558236092We can throw a poll up if need be.
>>558236167Can't beat trying to make Oikomi Suzuka
>>558236160Shin got jelly that Ebayan stole the attention.
5th anni song and BC winning live are out.5th anni: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-6YEg-9o1MBC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsH33GvtDA
I miss old Pakatube. I miss Machico.....
Chances of Pisa's campaign having a trigger warning for the 2011 earthquake?
>>558235693It looks like Aoharu 2.0
>>558235992I'm still compiling news, but anyone who's already done with it can just bake.
>>558236176Either way works for me.I really like the sound of pakacups, and I guess in the worst case scenario I can queue the races to start around the time the pakalive starts, since they tend to start early in the morning in my timezone.
Crazy they released 2 more Chevs. Epichevnia and Rulerchev.
>>558236319I want a galge with these heroines
>>558236473>nuPakatube is just the same but without the gameshows>>558236509as high as the chances of Pisa releasing next month
All of the Yahagi whors have fat tits Wow
>>558236570There's a hidden Loves + Ebayan ending
>>558236509Transcend had it so yea.
>>558236523Dirt Aoharu 2 with a funny mechanic that gives you a retarded amount of stats and SP
>>558236673n-no...old Pakatube had a grassroots feeling. NuPaka feels like a business meeting. And it doesnt have Machico......
>>558236753>>558236753>>558236753Too much news, had to truncate some
>>558236319Mmhm, is Voltage better than Starting Force?
>>558236509He's THE horse that gave nips hope after the Earthquake. Very very likely.
oh yeah marche lorraine is another 2019 gen mare...
>>558209423kizuna debuff
>>558232545I TOLD YOU retards that cygays never learns
