Previous: >>558198567>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt), Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Have a Marvelous Sunday /uma/
very obscene boobies
nyooo I want to post in the umaJP thread for today
are these boobs safe for work?
>>558224684>>558224721
>straight line sprintKINO
>17 years old
I need umamilk
We will behave in this thread
>gassed out in the long>won the sprintWell what else did you expect from the nige
>>558224797>has body like this>read up her stuff from jp>wouldn't bang her trainershame
>>558224818Nah
>>558224831But that was a medium/mile?
There will be no JAPonies in this thread.
>>558224797I think Ramonu is the ugliest hag
>>558224848She only bangs Rudolf
>>558224848she does she's just kinda autistic
I would fuck the Lucky Lilac VA
>>558224889
I love Rice
BIG NIGER WONLET'S GOSHE GOT HER REVENGE!!!
Niges are truly kino
ONII CHAN GET OUTONII CHAN GET OUUT OF MY ROOM
>DIRT to turf racingwhy don't they do this irl sta anita has that gap
>>558224897and gimmy
>>558224889I think we're on this thread already.
hello ?
do long running games eventually start scraping the bottom of the barrel for voice actors or are voice actors like porn stars produced as fast as they can be consumed
>>558224968a change in surface at a high enough speed can fuck up the horses
>>558224998light
>watching fuckass mini 4wds emulate horse racing is funnier than watching uma races
>>558224998hello
>>558224968the dirt to turf transition actually fucked up LUNA's attempt in usa he couldn't cope with it
Wait I thought I failed the witcheck. This is actually the global thread
>>558224930>>558224981
I see you all can undastand japeniss, being so enthusiastic over JP streams. Why shoo away JP posters on every other occasion then?
>>558224897>banged rudolf only to give birth to one of the sorriest race horse with him
>>558225093doto villain...
can’t wait to get all this cool new content 4 years from now!
AIIIEEEEEE MY CARATS
>>558225098>What is shitpostanon please think for a second
>>558225093Why is she so evil bros...
Remember, no japanese.
>>558225098there was never an issue until the past few weeksit's newfags shitposting to cause trouble
>>558225098The JP spammers are not even watching this stream nor do they know Japanese they only read MTL stories and copypaste screenshots or images from twitter
>>558225159We will catch up... eventually...
why are they so cheap, those should be 300, 600, and 750 carat holes
UmaJP gwos...
They are not even trying anymore lol
>>558225093https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2025539849076576673It's too late, even the JP twitter keiba site is tweeting in English.
>>558224981ONIICHAN GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM ONIICHAN GET OUT ONIICHAN GET OUT
>>558224818>alternate ending where Dantsu's abusive trainer forces her to sign the divorce papers
Can you fucking not
my karats... they are bricking us...
>>558225306This slut beat my bro at the Saudi Cup.
japan woke
オイッス
globalbros, we are eating so fucking good in 4 years!
i want ebay to rape me
Is this good? so many people watching wtf
2 weeks until I can buy Gold City
MALE ON STREAM
Hellooooo globalkeks
>>558225306THEY'RE BREAKING KAYFABE
TAKE-SAN??!!?!?!!!
>>558225306surprised they didn't give her a ruler type outfitI wonder who was the dev that pitched the idea to make the boss's horse into a slutty gal
>no hint booksgomi dayo
How much until we can see actually important stuff?
wtf is he doing here lmao
>>558225249fvark
it's him... the john umamusume...
>>558225450She spooked me on the scamcha, can't complain though.
>>558225445crazily good
take spotted
hey its him!
It's Take Yutaka
Is that Pretty Derby?
i'm falling asleep
ITS HIM
>>558225306Rate the outfit please because I can't be the only one who thinks it's not THAT good.
HERE WE GO UPDATE NEWS
>>558225445there were more during the honeymoon period...
>>558224778I don't feel anything about the design
THE GYARU GROOVE IS REEEEAAAAAAAAAAL
>>558225575The average american whore outfit
stinkhole windy
Is it him? The Spica Man?
Pilsudski don't look...
>>558225575genshin/10
Air Groove owes me sex
>>558225480anons will post the important announcements when they happen
>gyaru groovesekushi
inari one paizuri
>Another tachyon eventGood. Fuck. I was sad they didn't do it this month
yoooooo we can improve our sparks????? the tachyon event is here bros!!!
Can I start a career and leave the last race until after the daily reset and have it count toward dailies?
>>558225471verxina sexily fucking
SEX WITH WINDYWINDY SEX
>>558224778>gyaru aunt I'm really surprised they went with something like this for such a big name but I love it, I'm guessing it won't be too popular though.
>sprinthahahaha
>>558225682yes
BRING OUT MACHICO
>>558225729that's some crazy midlife crisis hair color choice
>>558225575The legs are kinda erotic
>sprint League of HeroesTo oshi game, or to not...>New Master Race ArchivesNeat, free carats.>>558225682Yes.
>spint lohgood luck with that,
>>558225575I agree it should show more skin in this part right here
rebalance?
That's not very Young...
kitasan buff
Just went to umaJP and they're actually chill than I expected even after I tried trolling. Now I want to believe all our annoying JPfags here are shitposting on purpose.
>>558225682Yes.You can also win the finals but wait until reset to finish the career so you get the finish a career mission without the do a race mission.
So many people watching the stream uuuooohhhh what are these numbers?!?! my main gacha can't even come close to 1/10th of this
I forgot, they're supposed to introduce 3 more umas. What the fuck happened to that
>>558225793They just want to lure more newcuties into keiba. Dont fall for it
FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
FREE THEM ALREADY
>>558225729her teeth??
Spebros...
>specute all the way at the backwtf bros
DIRT BROS WE ARE FINALLY ACKNOWELDGED FALCON WON
aibros.... we've already been replaced....
our new mc btw
>>558225858>>558225861spechud relegated to the haru position
The Ai shilling will continue...
I'm seeing two more Chevals
>>558225858Spechud relegated to the back...
>>558225858sugoi
>>558225858>>558225861Lmao they're really pushing her
>>558225445Mogs BA or nah?
Dirters won
>>558225793they are very nice
>>558225858>>558225861what is almond bitch doing hereget her out
>>558225887she walked so the newmas could run. Salute the supreme racist!
Spechud, they barely drew your face...
>>558225858Spechud is the only launch Uma in the picture...Flash is the year 1 rep.
>>558225858>>558225861>rail separating dirtLiterally apartheid
>>558225861>Topro is not even on the promotional material anymoreMy wife is not a protag anymore
>>558225858>>558225861why is bue bue in the dirt section
The one with the hat is very cute
>>558225943
>>558225858>>558225861OH NO NO NO NO ALMOND EYE FAGS BTFO
who is she again?
Cool how they put the dirt umas on the dirt side of the rail
>>558225793You are so stupid that it's almost cute
>>558225793>old men chilling in their country club>old men going to young people spaces just to complainmakes sense
>>558225984Buena got sent to the Dirt Zone
>>558225858Buenavista is a d*rter?
I love blonde umas
>>558226027we just found out
>Victoire Pisa
>daring tact not in the artworkLiterally never ever
>>558225858>>558225887>>558225889>>558225923
so waitdo japanese write racehorse names in japanese or english
Victory Pizza
>>558226038that's racist
>>558225858Special Chud...
>>558226087they write the names in English but have japanese pronounciationthats why forever young is Ebanyan
Eishin finally got her fuarking rival
I will cope and believe they will announce Resistencia
>>558225934Framemogged hard
>>558226103I like her outfit, give her to me.
>>558226081You blind motherfucker
>>558226087in katana
>>558225923>Spe went from being in front to all the way back years laterShe is now occupying Urara spot...
>victoire pisa>sired by Neo Universegoddamnit
>>558226087In Japanese but have official romanisations for international recognition
>>558226103a fucking saintess
delete this...
These new horses looks and feels so generic
>>558226103Victory pizza > Ebayan confirmed
>>558225858>>558225861>>558225887>Spechud that far compared to Eishin FlashKekyPOW
>>558225858face of the franchise?
>>558225858>special chud, kris, and eishinI keep forgetting some of these older horses still raced with the new gen
new meta card
Spe... were even farther back now...
It doesn't look like a meta card...
>>558226087they write them in katakana, but the english translation can only be 18 characters long due to international standardsthis is why Fuku and Machitan don't have a space in their names
>>558226183well duhvisual design are not why people love umas
welfare ahh card
thats a lot of umas for 1 card
>>558226196they can't replace Ai-chan
>>558226103>Pure>Cute racing outfitMogs Forever Slut on her update
translate weebs pls
Reminds me more of Venus Paques than Neo
>>558226246That's how anni cards go
>>558226227nta but lol lmao
>>558226183besides forever young they're basically filler uma till we get more of the interesting roster
Her name is Special Week, the Supreme Commander of JapanNot Special Chud
>>558226202no shit its a free anni card theyre worse than Kitasan every time
I heard the words make debut so this can't be good lmao
>>558226103A Christian umamusume wife....
>>558226183I like the newma wearing the bulletproof vest.
>>558226163>sired by Neo UniverseI can see the resemblance.
Daring Tact bros...we can still win...
what does ohimba mean?
>update rentals>still assBruh
>>558226103cute dress
>>558226275???who actually plays umamusume because of how umas lookthis is not granblue where the art actually is good
>>558226351mare
>NTR in the rental decknoooooticing
>>558226103>Pure maiden saintess umaWe are so fucking back, corruption GODS
>>558226103She is gonna be the next for yan arts, isn't she?
>>558226103when I saw this I instantly thought "neo universe but not mentally ill" but it turns out it was literally that...
>>558226183you say that for every uma that don't come a months distance from global lol
They should bring the umapass to global.
wtf they get to choose their inspirations too?
>For $20 you can:>Choose 2 inherited facotors>YOu can instnatly acquire up to 5 uma per day that can only be used as a successor Uma>You can rent +5 more times a day>First time bonus gives you 100 more friend slots
>maru in a borrow deckjesasi'm planning to pull that later...
>Inspiration Reroll PassKILL YOURSELF
Cyjews are getting more jewish.
>>558226103100% for (you) coded
>>558226351
stegoschizo don't look
>>558226103An Uma literally for me....
stego is a whore parent uma for rentdohohohohohoho
>>558226442Cyjews indeed
mmmmm nyes
CMs are a honeypotalways have been
>reroll inspirationsoh?>battle passoh...should have known.
>>558226468Does Daiwa not count?
>>558226103Racing outfit reminds me of Ragnarok Online Priestess vibes
>Was supposed to become the new face of the franchise after becoming the new Japanese GOAT with 9 G1 wins>The company's Nepobaby horse starts winning and completely steals her spotlight
>>558226442BUHIIIIIIIIIIII
MAKE 10 PARENTS INSTANTLY DAILY WITH OUR 20 DOLLAR PASS
>Come back campaign >>558226442it's more like $14 dollars but yes
>>558226442Japs are the Jews of Asia
>>558226561DAS RITE TURFKEK DAS RITE
>>558226556Do you also see Vodka?
>>558226579Unironically a good deal. Parent farming sucks ass.
>>558226442>>558226579
>>558225858Is Flash that popular in Japan
uma battle passi just shit out my ass
>>558226561Try winning a prestigious international race next time
>>558226579i hate parent farming
>>558226556she's more of a breeding factory than a mare
>>558226579they are monetizing the most problematic part of the game, very smartcreate a problem, sell the solution
metacucks just be obedient and pay
aibwos... i thought ovr card was the standard....
>>558226442I need the 100 more friend slots but paypigging
>>558226561>skips her chance for the Arc for a mudslime 0 prestige all shekel racedeserved
You have to applaud the nips, when you think they don't have more ways to suck your money they manage to do something new
>>558226632There was already a battle pass though
man this game is becoming very p2w down the line
>>558226103>Pure>Warm-hearted>Hates being lonely>Won't stop supporting you>An angelHer trainer is going to be the most broken man in the world, and she will devote her life to fixing him
Yes Topro-chan, we are buying the pass
>>558226698>becoming
>>558225858spe-chan doko
>>558225656She owes you paizuri
ALMOND EYE IS OLD AND BUSTED
>>558226579>>558226632>>558226653>>558226657GLORY TO ISRAEL HURAAAAAA
>>558226640brother they literally have auto parent farm mode
add ze stickers to the site
its just $20what? you live in south east asia?
>>558226561be glad they didn't give her the granblue classic>introduce sandalphon>kill the main crew>make the mc useless>everything revolves around sandalphon>kill the main story to make a new one about sandalphonAt least almond tits is still relevant
>>558226561almondkeks...
Aichuds...
i rolled out of bed to find the stream and of course i don't understand anything not sure what i was expecting
CYJEWS
>Almond CuckqueanDeserved
>>558226698me when i play a gacha game and it is p2w
THE CARDS!!!
>>558226748it directly goes into Forever young's feeding pouch.
>>558226706That trainer? me
Stego cute
>>558226698>becomingbwo the next powercreep happens in a couple of months nowadaysnew cards like FM are now giving double skill hints
>>558226675the koreans (nexon, com2us, netmarble) were first to come up with 90% of live service monitization schemes
>more legend changer vocalsYEAH!!!!!!!!!!
>>558226757Worse actually
>new voices for legend changer
>almond kwab
>LG Is there a joke here or something
OH NO NO NO
life's... good...
UPDATE THE LEGEND CHANGER COMPS RIGHTNOW
>LG RankBwos...
we will need sweepy just to select 80 skills for us
They keep inventing letters...
>>558226698I can't imagine anything dumber than trying to be a f2p sweat in a gacha long term
>>558226868LiGma
L for Legend
we legend now...
Don't pull Speed Pasa or Wit Ramonu, just buy them from the card shop in 6 years bwo...
>>558226706Literally me...
>>558226820im waiting for SSR evolves to happen
What did U stand for?
>power creep is so bad they need to go L rank
>>558226757
AAAAAAAA THATS TOO MUCH
Duh duh big boobs big boobies make muh dick HAAARD Literally me, btw.
>2500aieeee
>cap raised to 2500BC about to be some powercrepe shit
HOLY
>you H AVE to get over 2100 for a fucking boost in speed at the last spurtAre you kidding me
>2500 stat capholy shit nigga
>>558226946Ultra?
L Gondor Pasa.
>>558226663Bro wtf are these, best card and uma for each type?
>>558226706>>558226816But you already have me for that
>>558226946useful
remember, we don't stop until we reach 9999
UA9 is NOT FUCKING ENOUGH????
>>558227025She'sa groomer, not an angel
>>558227025I vill not wear the bib and suck the pacifier
the slop machines are already fast at work
They fixed support events triggering.
>>558226965HOLY POWERCREEP
>THEY'RE FIXING IT SO THAT YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO FINISH YOUR FUCKING SUPPORT CARD EVENTSIT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS>You can fucking check when your skills activated in a race post raceWhat the fuck
>>558227025I want lots of interactions between her and Screek.Imagine a trainer having both of them on his team. LG24 rank pampering.
>announce paypig parents and new caps at the same time
WTF IS THAT INGAME HAKURAKU>>558226946U-MAL-UgMA
big if true
>>558227069It hasn't even been more than an hour and a half...
i like ebayan maroon was afraid of bright red
>have to redo every single ace for every game modesry danchode but I will be flatlining
Thank fucking god they are finally doing something about support event chains again.
>>558227079Given everyone has been using 5 SSRs for years now, this seems way overdue
>>558226757You know damn well the amount isn't the fucking problem>>558226843Still's belly *lick lick lick*
>>558227009Oh>>558227040>>558227129Oh...
HOLY FUARK
>>558227025Sorry creek you can't give birth to my kids so it won't work out
>uma tools ingamethat's nice, can they put this in global sooner?
>>558226706Which uma is the antithesis of this?
>boyuma
Hakurakuanon is a cygames employee and was just beta testing the upcoming race analysis function.
UMA IN AMERICA
COME ON BABY AMERICA
>uma in americamy fucking sides
>uma is coming to americakino....
k-kino...
>>558227206lollmao
HOLY FUCK I LOVE RED DESIREEEEEEEE
Umerica
Wow this is not fun at all looking at all these QoL knowing it'll come in 5 yearsI fucking hate cyjews
>>558227150It was ok until they released the Anshinzawa card, did they never fix it?
Casino is a boy and I like it
UMA IN BURGERLAND???
I'm proud to be an Umerican.
Bokumanko.U S A
FUCK, I have already fallen for the propaganda
>>558227150only 5 years away haha...
WIFE NEICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Boyfuckers what's your verdict
this stream is a humiliation ritual for aicuckies
>new random event in new scenario>random chance of shooter in Tracen >can end your career early
USA USA USA
>>55822732610+ children bare minimum
Good. Well deserved first step to ban Hakuraku and botters.
>>558227326Would
>>558227305>>558227326>Aimi
>another sexo boykino
>>558227305That's a boy.
All this QoL shit they JUST finished Coding and Global gets NONE OF IT BECAUSE CYGAMES ARE FUCKING PIGS
now this is an actual boy
Casino Drive is the pal scenario tax card? That's going to suck for real. I like Aimi.
>>558227326>Mr. CD
>Gating QoL behind a paywall>AgainWhy are we okay with this?
the puppet stays
>>558226920This shop?Good!
Making Grass Wonder do the new career and having her get embarrassed by her home country
>imagine pasa getting deported mid race by ICE
>>558227392Global might get it a lot earlier than JP did on the release timeline. But not yet because Japan gets all the good things first
Happy to see the red schizo.
>>558227139AI can easily replicate AI designs
>>558227392You are a pig too, oink oink oink
breed breed breed
>>558227429nips will pay so why not?
>>558227450she has her papers
>>558227434Nadeko?
>>558227295As far as I remember the last time they did something about it was over a year ago...
QRD on Casino Drive?
>>558227441i paypigged for nothing...
Why am I spending on global again? All the money just goes to the JP version...
>>558227365What changed
>>558227434>Tfw she rides your dick while the puppet keeps mocking you
>>558227392Look at the good side; you won't give Cygames a penny if you plan your pulls correctly.
>>558227289We got several QOLs years before Japan, do you know when they added the training event helper kek?
oh no, Machan has competition in the plushie space
very cute hat
Ossu~~ Puppet Neicha desu~~
breed
GyaruGODs, we keep winning.
>>558227326infinite breeding cup in my bed
L'arc de Triomphe is old and bustedBreeders' Cup is where it's at
they just keep adding boys and schizos...
>>558227547Who?
>little MuppetBASED BASED BASED
>>558226965>>558226989>2500Haha...Time to kick the can down the road and revise my list.
Wait is this /uma/ or /umaJP/?
Monogatari ahh slutUma Circulation and shit
>>558227326Literally BUILT to be the MOTHER of my children
>>558227494Because now even with 2 SSR I almost never finish the events, it wasn't like that before
Gyaru sex and breeding
Real name of an american horse is that the first time?
>>558227594Awful they have truly embraced AI fully now
>>558227326>boy umawhat happened
>>558227614why is she smiling like that though.......
>>558227579puppetjob, so fucking hot...
>>558227636Both. Game is dying so we merged
>>558227307Hag
>>558227518Every good QoL is locked behind paypigging. It's not just cards or umas anymore LMAO
Floof...
>>558227326American Fuji
>>558227614translate the speed card
>>558227614does she bring it during the race
>>558227590>Breeders cupI need Bayakoa and Thorpedo Anna!!!
Nice Puppet uma
uh sirs? why are poorfags playing a gacha game?
>>558227405Shut your damn mouth, we know you like it
The hat and the puppet stay on
I remember anons shitposting how the next JP scenario will be dirt focused way when cygays CEO winning breeders cup now it's all coming true
>>558227405Go back to global with your game discussions
>sunday silence won the breeders cupoh wow
>>558227326>>558227305More guts training for the breeders cup!
>>558227678Short hair equals boyI don't make the rules sorry
>>558227485And? We all know its not actually about umamigration, illegal OR legal
>>558227580Ugly as fuck
>>558227651I remember a time not that long ago when it was fine but it yeah it feels like it almost never finishes these days and has really lowered my motivation to train umas.
>>558227515>All those money spent on the global version>yet they still won't create a single global exclusive umapaypigging is truly the hobby of cucks
>>558227326Delicious reverse trap
How does the Breeders Cup name work in Umaverse if the name was meant to celebrate thoroughbreds?
will they change Espoir's career story with this scenario?
>>558227326das a man
>>558227847After they remake Gold Ship scenario
>>558227637Se no
>>558227636mutual truce when a stream happensWe watch the what's to come from JP without complaint and they get to come here and commentate on it since their own thread is dead
>>558227405She only rapes shotas
>>558227405Back to global with you!
>>558227847will work the same way as the scenario link umas fo L'Arc, with additional scenes in the story for them
WE’RE GOING TO AMERICA
>7775doto_thisisbait.jpg
>>558227614>childhood friend's streaming activitiesShe's childhood friends with Loves Only You?
>>558227831The only umas that can ran are the ones who have been bread by their trainer.
>9 New G1s all at once
>That UIWait... is this GRAND LIVE
>it's MANT 2.0oh no no no JP bros not again
>>558227831It's meant to celebrate trainers breeding their umas
Wait are these horses being introduced going to be playable or just NPCs except for Forever Young?
So it's the first dirt mare since Urara?
>>558226103>>558226479
>another team scenarioAIEEEEEE
>>558227405Bwo we don't give a FUCK about global right now, read the room
>>558227950yes
>team rankNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>unity+mantARE YOU STUPID???
I really, really, really want to tease the puppet uma
>>558227950the boy is the npc for the new scenario
>>558227831Historically speaking, all the winning umamusume have gone on to breed their trainers.
>>558227930yep>>558227950playable just not necessarily now
>>558227942Global and JP simultaneous EoS soon
There was something on the tip of my tongue about Forever Young's design and I think it was this.The brown hair, ponytail, and eye accessory combo just reminded me a lot of El Condor Pasa.
wtf aimi is an npc??
>aoharu AND mantjej
>>558227950Casino Drive is the only NPC. She's the Riko of the new scenario to put it simply.
>>558227847lol
>aoharu 3 ft MANT wtf is this bullshit
>>558227326>first actual uma boy it's so fucking over its not even funnywhy did i ever spend money on this game
>here’s your new scenario, jpbros>unity + mant
>Unholy abomination of Unity and Trackblazer
FUCKING AOHARU AGAIN
>aoharuno thanks, i'm so sick of unity cup
>>558227937Breeder's Cup is THE international event with G1s for almost every category/distance.
>>558227971Did that Valentine guy make this?
>unity+mantzased.... so fucking zased.....
FUCK YOU I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF UNITY
>>558228043>get Aimi only to voice an NPC
>>558228068you will have a threesome with Fuji and Casino
what the fuck is going on
>>558227986>>558228020>>558228025>>558228043Holy fuck I NEED Marche
wew
I'M GOING TO GVOMMITWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN +136
>+100 from a single trainingholyFUAAARK
>Grand Live + MANT + AoharuWho scenariocooked, bro. You can't be serious.
>that ui
America update>A nepobaby slut>Pure Christian Angel wife>Autist that can only speak through a puppetWe can already see which banner will flop
>UI/UX hellWe can EoS together now!!!
!??!?!?!
>>558228126Another step closer to the shitpost pic...
>>558227847When Zenyatta becomes an Uma, then they'll redo her career with the Breeders' Cup race.
HOLY FUAARRRK NUMBERS RRAAAAAHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA CUM
>>558228159they need to uncap the training max
someone post that ui meme
this new scenario just looks like unity cupis every scenario just rehased unity up training loop
>>558228026FINALLY WE ARE FREEHAHAHA GET FUCKED JP FUCKERS
christthe cap raise is making sense
>>558228176that one meme image is become more real
>>558228176Holy UI bloat
>>558228043so another Trainer's onahole
JUNIOR YEAR JUNIOR FUCKING YEAR
>>558228126Need to Breed
>>558227930Yes. The irl horses are also childhood friends and were the first Japanese horses to win the Breeder’s Cup (Mare & Filly Turf & Distaff) in the same year
>>558228126HOLY SHIT MY NEURONS ARE FIRING
um what's the problem, chud? It is mega rng you say? so what just pay up for good parents and aces gwo
Are Loves Only You and Marche Lorraine roommates?
yeah im smelling the last stage of a gacha gameeos in 2028
lol>>558228138lmao
>>558228176that shit needs to be legible on a phone screen
>JP gets the three sizes of umas>the global trannylation removed ituhhh, globalcucks???? your excuse?
>>558228176GUTSGAWDS...
>>558228176>dirt support deckkino
>>558228069>>558228067>>558228038Cleaves the playerbase by another half
>>558228176>+136>>>>>+77What the fuck?
>>558228176>semen meterits the breeder's cup after all
>>558228172Pisabros...
>>558228176>>558228154I can feel my phone warming up
>>558228238You will still lose the derby with those stats
The closer we get to this scenario, the more ridiculous I'm going to feel when I adapt to when the UI truly becomes a nightmare. Also, 200 guts click lol holy shit.
I have vivid fantasies about exec uting my club members one by one while they all watch and puke from stress screaming until their voice goes hoarse (more like horse heh)
boy sex
>the selfie stickholy cringe!!
you heard me righti think jp will eos
>AMERICA YEAH BURGER YEAH SUPER SUPER SUPER HEROnice song umakeks
>>558228256No Loves Only You’s roommate is Chrono Genesis. Makes me wonder who Marche’s will be
>>558228176Why can't japs design a good UI ever?
WELCOME TO UMAMERICA
>burger land>song has lyrics about super heroesKEKKKKKKKKKKKK
I think Maruzensky should be included. She's young and 17.
this UISucks cock
bro thinks she's part of the team
>>558228172I hope we'll get Red Desire soon. I love that red whore and i think she should isekai to my dick
Ebayan sizes
*COUGH*
>>558228328>a twinkIt's over, NTR is canon
>>558228238>シニアLearn to read
>UMA in America song>no U M A as parody of U S ACome the fuck on now.
Umas in USA...
>uma in america>UMA IN GLOBALGLOBALBROS WE WON
No puppet during the concertyou fags had one job
USA BANG!!!
>muttshiti guess im uninstalling this game huh lol
B B B B BANGER
>>558228176
>>558228160>4 months in JP>3 months in GlobalThings will pass quickly here
>>558228384that's what happens when you keep adding more shit to raise the power cap and increase power creep
AMERICAFUCK YEAH
who were in paris?
WE'RE GOING BACK TO AMERICA GRASS
>>558228386Reminds me of my time in school desu.
>>558228238>Literally シ>ju
>selfie stickDo people still use this?
>here’s your new scenario bro
>>558228460she's not that big
>>558228405>turns out this shit is real
>>558228405Is the eating type McQueen part of the scenario or is that a new card
>>558228398Her design really doesn't look like she's bigger than El Pasa.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY PICK AMERICA OF ALL REGIONS
>>558228176With only 1 rainbow
>gyaru mesugaki added>new gyaru hag big leagues AlmondkekGYARU GAME
>>558228460this is a japanese woman
>>558228328UMAS
calm down buddy i know ebayan won bc but you dont have to glaze it that hard
>>558228324I think about this exactly but milking my club instead of executing them.
>CEOs uma daughter is a gyaruIt's over for her... Who's gonna make that doujin
>>558228540because american breeder's cup is the most presdijas
>>558228540Immigration
Future scenarios look aids. Are they even fun?
>B80Look at those milkers...
where did all these tourists come from
Does someone have that Gentildonna training image with all the umas in the background and 9999 stats?
Do they need permission to use the names of the tracks like they do with the horses?
>>558228540>why would they pick the place where Ebayan won the most prestigious dirt raceYou are brown
>they mentioned Taiki BlizzardDoes that mean they have the rights?
>>558228592>presdijas
S4 of the anime will be about Ebayan 100%
>>558228621Same size as Daiwa Scarlet, top 15.
American umas doko???
>>558228492Thanks for posting this anon
>>558228621puppet and huge tits?literally Danua from granblue
>>558228540Because the breeders cup is legit one of the most important horse racing events in the world covering most race lengths across both dirt and turf?And the Classic is the pinnacle of dirt racing.
>>558228621>90Shit Uma
I don't feel safe sending the uma to California
The onsen scenario has already been replaced that quickly?
>>558228540there's only 3 realistic options and that's japan, america, and france/europefullbreed euro horses are too OP
>>558228696Don't worry Taiki will give them guns
AND FOREVER YOUNGCELEBRATES JAPAN
>>558228696that's why you are going with her
>>558228708jp scenarios last 4 months only
>>558228708A scenario lasts 4 months now
>>558228540Because the brown sand cups don't have prestige only oil money
>>558228708scenarios are like 4 months in jp nowadays
>yfw the events final boss is either easy goer or sunday silence
>>558228681She only need to be gigaretarded and she will be perfect
>>558228696As long as it's not Friday, they'll be fine
>>558228708They've sped up JP schedule and there's a new career mode every 4 months.
>Forever Young is basically confirmed to be a reverse Grass Wonder and is a WestabooGlad to see that prediction come true
>>558228708No one likes the hag owner
>>558228583We can do both!
>>558228696just need to avoid the hood and ignore the fent zombies...
>>558228691What?Too big for you withthwe handsh?
>umas in america
Ryuusei
>>558228782AMERICA DESS
Talk about global.
SAKAI-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>JP has 4 months scenario now>it's gonna be 2 months on global accelerated scheduleAre you okay with this?
>>558228696Mejiro Dober exist. They'll be brainwash to hate men.
my nigga sakai
>>558228793Sounds good!!
It will be EOS before we get any of this new shit in global
I fell asleep during half the stream pick my new oshi from the new scenario ones
>>558228847EOS EOS EOS
>>558228764It's probably gonna be Sierra as Ebayan's rival. Secret boss material is either American Pharoah, Ghostzapper or Flightline.
Dont worry guys sakai is really just like that he's only obsessed about horses
>the only american about this scenario is the soilKEKAROO
Why are there so many fucking threads? >1 more month until MANTIt looks so much fun. Can't wait for it
forgot how fast 2ch threads can go during these events
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN JPTOO MANY SCENARIOSTOO MANY UI SHITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>558228882Its actually 3 until we catch up
TORENA-SAN, THE DONUTS…
>>558228882Yep
>>558228892boy >>558228328
>>558228887But Almondanchou, I love you...
>CM classic
>>558228772>>558228760>>558228763is there any reason to revisit old scenarios if they get cycled out that quick
>>558228882what the fuck new scenario is only 4 months in JP?
>>558228935probably easier when there's no 70 second post timerwhy do they hate images
WHEW
>>558228827Drop Gold City in America
Forever Young is a saudi prostitute
>>558228782When is it his time?
>>558229007damn uma really mogs other gachas in popularity
>>558228935Use futapohttps://futapo.futakuro.com/It's always one of the fastest thread
>>558228948Just asking to be umapyoi'd.
>>558228708Rice doesn't look like that.
>>558229013*Ai
Ai... betrayed, deceived, misled, double-crossed, abandoned, sold out, backstabbed, forsaken, neglected, ignored, erased, retconned, obliterated, trapped, ditched, shunned, deserted, cheated, duped, fooled, cast aside, wronged, estranged, swindled, repudiated, defrauded, played, tricked, deluded, snubbed, jilted, cast away, manipulated, victimized, discarded, pushed aside, belittled, trampled, nullified, devoured, crushed, suffocated, extinguished, gaslighted, canceled, ratio'd, castrated, put in a shelter, NTR'd, divorced, glued, and ultimately left behind by Cygames...
I don't see the MANT shit in this new scenario. Where is the part where I race my hors to death in every dirt race and make her drink garbage-taste smoothies. I think it was bait and you're retarded for biting it. In 5 years you'll forget about those paranoid worries, if you actually survive MANT that is.
>>558228989People were playing Island because it was easier to train over Onsen
>We're dating the boyFUUUUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK
why are japs so obsessed with America?
>>558229094tariffs on everyone, HA HA
here is your new pal card bros
>>558229119because they couldn't overcome the French
>>558229094>presenting her ass boy rape
>forced date events with this boyaaaaaiiieee
>>558229094boy kissing and boy pussy
>>558229086I don't think any of us will play for that long, even if Global catches up to JP at some point.
>not even 2 gold skillsLMAO
>>558229125Dat ass
>>558229008Nobody types like that here and thank fuck for that
>>558229119Releasing 2 stars on your cities kinda does that to you
>>558226631She got 2 alts by year 2, so I guess yeah
>>558229085Good
>>558228989Back in 2024 where scenarios are intended as sidegrades for different distances, you do. Now not really.
>>558229125skip dessroll = brick
>>558228989They need to make a good scenario skill like Unity cup
>>558229119Still no L'arc win
THE CHEVRONS ARE BACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>558229132Looks goodNTRing Cheval for another boy
what is so special about the breeders cup? A hard race?
>>558229085every saige needs its zoi
>scenerio in USA>first palcard is involves your dyke looking girlfriend
>>558229165Yet...
>>558229208finally
>>558229125>stat stickBack to not needing to max out the scenario pal?
>>558229125>>558229132I'm borrowing this if the game survives that long
>>>>>>>>>>Taiki Shuttle>>>That chud poseOwari over...
>>558229041is this their catalog equivalent, thanks
>>558229224It's the biggest American race, if you win it you are the best dirter in the world
lol taiki did the soijak point
>>558229224BC has races for most distances, both on turf and dirtBC classic is the most prestigious dirt race in the world
>>558229247It's about to be so over
>>558229305
>>558229224Forever Slut scammed a Classic win so its clearly more prestigious than L'arc
TAIKI BROS OUR PR
cute schizo parent and child
>>558229224Its like the importance of the Japan Cup and both Tenno Shos rolled into oneI dont think Arima and Takarazuka map onto it because i dont think it has a fan vote interaction
>>558229224Sex and the dirt
Ah yes, the all American meal...sushi. But I got to see Taiki again, so that's a plus.
>>558229224It's basically the most prestigious dirt race in the world. The middle east races only compete with massive cash prices but their races have only been around for a few years.
>>558229224It's a series of G1 races with different distances. It's pretty prestigious, but not as much as Larc.
NUN HORSE PUSSY NOW
This looks prime for shitposting...
Man, I kinda want to stop playing now. Most things I hate about the game is "fixed" in JP if but one of hundreds of QoL packs/cards/passes they keep rolling out.
>>558229332Heh, he's lucky he dodged our boy Sovereignty...
>>558229203>french scenario never
That's a lot of golds
witgods won
i need to do a daily career but im too distracted by the livestream
>>558229327We need to gatekeep harder.
>>558228935These fuckdrs literally make 3 posts a second kek
>daily pull>Flash >not even pastry Flash, regular Flashbwos am I going to be safe
FOURFUCKINGSKILLS
>>558229008>anonymous forum>twitter-tier postsanother case of media perfectly portraying messages from a Laosian pineapple farming forum, you love to see it.
>>558229435project arc is already in the game…
Holy Wit
Now THAT's a meta card.
if you can read this post will never win the breeders cup
>>558229435We already had L’Arc scenario and it was kino
finemo bros...
FOUR GOLDSUNIVERSAL WIT CARDMLB IT NOW NOW NOW
>>558229224Breeders cup is one of the most important horse events with races across most distances on both dirt and turf tracks.The classic is generally considered the pinnacle of dirt racing globally with the winner usually being considered the "Best" dirt racer in the world.
>>558229532Holy mother of powercreep
>innovatorORE WA GUNDAM DA
So i skip i pull finemo and skip ramonu for forever young?
>>558229435>french scenarioFrance is a shithole country, now
Holy fucking powercreep
i see those boobies
>>558229452what the fuck? i threw up in my mouth a little
>>558229383
>insane wit cardEager for the day 6 wit is an official meta deck build.
>>558229532good lord what is this abomination
>>558229532saving carats for when it drops on global
>>558229570yes
>>558229452>10 race bonusViable for MANT
>>558229383>haha baka gaijIn eating sushi so funniwhy are japs like this
>>558229570duh
>>558229532keyword orStill busted
>>558229331now find a second uma for >>558229590and it'll look perfect
>>558229452>another one that gives double skill hintsthe powercreep is brutal
>>558229579cute saudi hooker
>>558229590based
this is cool and all but where is big red?
>>558229592It's all highlander now
>>558229590Saved
Thank god I didn't get roll for any wit cards recently.
>>558229590You missed a little bit and there's a black spot on her arm.
>>558229590now edit that pic on the video where the mare kick and kill the horse
>>558229675secret boss
>>558229687No it isn't, it's still 2 speed most of the time
if foreve young didnt win bcc would we still be getting this scenario
SHES HERE
>THEY'RE RUSHING ALMOND EYE'S RELEASE BECAUSE OF EBAYANHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is this the god Maru run? Surely it ain't getting better than this.
IT'S REAL
Almond who?
Reddit hates the new updateTwitter hates the new update/v/ma hates the new update/uma/ likes the new updateWhy?
cuter than forever young
Wow who could have seen this coming
ABOUT TIME almond WHORE
Humiliation ritual
finally she's here
>Getting excited about something we'll get in 4 yearsYou'll forget about it in a week
FINALLYYYYYYYYYYY
>>558229754Ugly
Thraeds going so fast no will notice I'm fapping ro Ardan and also want my daachi to fap to Ardan too right NOW
LET’S GOOOO AI-CHAN
LONG F GO FUCK YOURSELF
OUR heroine.
Nobody likes the new updateOnly I like it. Me.
Almond Eye is already old and busted. I want Forever Young.
>>558229556Saudi/Dubai dirt is sand where even turf horses can win. Meanwhile, goated turf horses like Galileo still couldn't conquer the BCC. It's not even up for debate.
>Long FWhat a fraud
LMAO ALMOND KEK IS A LEFTOVER
>>558229757Yep, you're good
Almond Eye not looking OP from here...
>>558229757>no curvatureit's a settle uma. are you a SETTLER, anon?
"""""HEROINE""""""
>Long Fare the devs retarded?
>>558229828>racist horseCringe
>Long FAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>558229532is it for nigers?
BASED WEAK AI CHAN
>long fkwab
>two evo skillsFUARK…
>long Finto the trash she goes
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
>Long FLMAAAOOOOOOOO
>>558229849Add another one to the Arima Kinen humiliation race
Our FUARKIN HEROINE...and Almond Eye
Everyone's too busy with the Almond reveal they won't notice this...
Fraudmond Eye
>>558229974Spechud...
>>558229974shes pointing...
Is Cygames done making good character designs? Is it all hags from here on out?
>>558229849Get fucked
>long f expected she never raced at a bigger distance than 2400m
>>558229912she's 9th
>>558229849>5 years later>Mayano's aptitude are still not powercreepedKek
>>558229941>>558229941>>558229941Move when ready
>>558229757>only one heal>2 greenshagbro...........
>>>>>Peerless Heroine>Sprint G>Long F
I only like jobber horses
>Long FALMOND FRAUD
>>558230014>raced*win
ACTIVATES TWICE IN ALL TRACKSNO BASE COOLDOWNITS JUST GUARANTEED TO ACTIVATE TWICE
Ohhh they did my girl dirty, bros.>>558229828Based.
>>558230001the owners have to approve it
>>558230061>that one arima lossyeah forgot about that
>>558230001hags, boys, and schizos that either have huge tits or perma flatswelcome to modern umamusume
>>558228764that will NEVER happen.
IT'S HIM
LEMEME HIMSELF
le meme...
>>558229869>Galileowhy did they humiliation ritual him on dirt like a reverse urara
>>558229590
>>558229974Notice THESE
when's takuto
>Ebayan's jockey looks like he's having a dissociative episode>Lememe looks like he's a 4th grader giving his very first class presentationwhats going on
>>558230407holy sex
>>558230450Like their horses, jockeys are super inbred to optimise performance.
>>558230360Prestige/stud value which ended being unnecessary since he became the best sire in the world regardless.
who the fuck is this
>>558230637Joe
>>558229849Oh cool she has a bonus for stami->long F
>>558229849>it's just another mile-medium pace-late
Ai's last farewell before they glue her in the back...
>>558231892Hey at least it's not G.
>>558227670casino drive raced in japan first
>>558229828Sorry, I'm not fapping to Ardan until her banner drops and not a moment sooner!!
