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I'm a girl
>>558230045Post tits
is it just me or is there no trans representation in this game? I mean we have kokomi in genshin, all the characters in zzz who's for /us/ in this game?
>>558230045proofs?
30 is still young4 inches is plentygray hair can be sexy
>>558230102thanks bwo I needed this
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Momo...
>>558230086Sis your Robo Koko?
>>558230086>trans representation in this gameUnironically, what's the point? With HSR universe's level of technology one could just magically alter their biology on a molecular level
>>5582301021 and 3 are right2 unfortunately is wrong, the optimal penile length it 5-6 inches
>>558230045same
>>558230086Do we need mental illness in the game though
____ flopped
>>558230086>>558230180Neither are transformers
>>558230228We already have plenty of it desu
>>558230086what trans rep, how is kokomi trans rep without muttering your shitty muttmerican politics and le colors
on estrogen for 2 weeks and my thing barely works anymore
I see, I totally get it now.
>>558230086Sparkle??? She literally turns into a man
March transitioned from ice cube to girl
>>558230102>4 inches is plentythat might be enough snow for NYC road services but not for anything else
>>558230349wife
I want to be Sparxie
>>558230347That's not how it works sis.
I'm working with some ai to make sissy bimbo hypno songs feature various star rail characters but I need some ideas as to which VAs to use for the training data
I want to get cucked so badly...
i'm too sad to shitpost
4.0 was lackluster for a x.0 patch.
in order to save this game we need more guro and suffering
>>>/v/733554341
Keep Yaoguang away from gacha..
>>558230505Honestly that uniform looks amazing
Post stelle having sex with Mydei or it's literally over.
Sex with furbos
I'm Sparkle and I'm posting on the Internet!
>>558230519they’re right, why don’t all games do this
>>558230503
What would you do if you found Sparxie in this situation?
>>558230710when are we getting ASS physics?
>>558230554HR nightmare
>>558230712
>>558230712Give her a clown makeup
can someone explain to me sparkle? like why is she popular?
>>558230710>Mihoyo good it was idea to divert the funds from the game to fund a technology for brown people>Their 3 games ended up flopping because of it
I want to be Sparkle
>>558230832I'm popular because I'm cute!
>>558230832>>558230873
>>558230832She’s based off a very popular waifu called Kurumi
>>558230509don't state the facts here, the paid shills will meltdown again and tell you it was the best x.0 patch ever since mihoyo came into existence
>>558230712why are you asking me a question you already know the answer to
>>558230864you WILL buy the daily pass to pay for zenless zone zeroes FOURTH relaunch
>>558230832
>>558230832Play the game
>>558230964Sorry we’re supporting HNA now, ZZZ can make do with black screens
>>558230832she's cute, she's sexy, she's randumb, she's not a goody two shoes like 99% of the characters in this kusoge, she's actually pretty deep
>>558230832You're either a tourist or extremely homosexual
>>558230832Mesugaki, twintails, menhera, fun sized. What's not to love?
>>558230964>FOURTH relaunchYou have no money to fund that relaunch now though, we are flopping now
>>558230975I am I'm just got to penalcunny
Sparkle is just a Kurumi rip off. Thats how she got popular just like how Genshin got popular by ripping off botw
Poor Yao Guang... she ranked last on the powerscaling list and they got her name wrong...
>>558231078see>>558231104I just don't get the hype but I see her posted in other threads on this board a lot even more than that one genshin impact character with the poker tattoos
My anus is filled
TO ALL ANONS!!!!Did you like 4.0?Who's the best girl? And why is it Fofo?
>>558231194Mydei....
>>558231095Was just a bad idea to relaunch Star Rail with no banner.
>>558231208does she still have mr tail? I just played the story quest with her and it seems like he died?
Kurumi is not as sexy as Sparkle
>>558231124Actually it was because Monodrama copied madoka and went viral, no one would know who she is without that music video.
They'll release her so you can have a Mem/Momo/Cyrene team right?
>>558231163i mean she seems pretty weak
>>558231208Nyes I like 4.0Nyo I do not like fofoByest girl will always be Myarch
Why is Hook so popular...
>>558231208>Did you like 4.0?no>Who's the best girl?Hyacine>And why is it Fofo?Decapitate all Fofoposters
>>558231278>MadokaWtf. I could still sorta understand Persona 3 for shitposting, but what the fuck dude. Madoka has nothing to do with it.
>>558231241We still have not had any relaunchYou dont really think this shit patch with literal cut content and lackluster advertisement is a relaunch do you?
>>558231163why do random people know about obscure Xianzhou lore like the Flint Emperor
>>558231280no you will get another hagrene and you will like it
>>558231329pedos
We’re doing fine, a struggling game gets devs acting desperate and talking about why you should play their game. Ours are quiet and are doing their own thing as usual because it’s going fine
USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS
>>558231208>Did you like 4.0?Yes for the most part >Who's the best girl?My dear wife of course! Swannie LOVE!
>Decapitate all FofopostersWE ARE LEGIONSYOU CANNOT STOP US!!!!!!/HSRG/ BELONG TO USNOW AND FOREVER
>>558230948So you'd kindly help her out of the hole like everyone else?
>>558231427Oh but I big love Bigrene anon, but variety is the spice of life
I have fofo fatigue
>>558231446>Ours are quiet>Literally had to gift the 1st anniversary character(and still didn't work)
Mywife love!
>>558231336this total fofo death
Evanescia will save this game, I predict she will sell nearly as much as Acheron!
>>558231581Gift who? A powercrept brick? HSR has been giving that since ages
>>558231581No one cares about that brick
>>558231536if that'd make plapping her easier, sure I guess
>>558231091The mesugaki part
>>558231517Imagine walking up behind fofo and ramming a rusty knife into her throat.As she sinks to the ground clutching her gushing wound you grab the nearest brick from the side of the road and start to bash her skull in.
>>558231581Nobody cares about Acheron anymore lil bro move on.
>>558231630Nope fuck off
>>558231702Worst post of the decade.
>>558231750am I trans if I got hard reading this?
The... Chrysos Toliet?.. why would they call it that..
>>558231847Only if you self insert as Fofo
Mancheronsisters...
>>558231851it's golden?..
>>558231750Hyacine really said this
>>558231851Chrysos means gold in greek
>>558231750Hyacine said this
>>558231962TIL chrysos means gold and that's why the chrysos heirs had golden blood
>>558231898I insert as the knife
>Planarcadia "wishpower" is just path energy aka imaginary energyWhy do we need 3 terms for this concept
SPARXIE
>>558231851there is probably some deep meaning behind it how amphoreus was dumping ground of shaoji's worst ideas or something
>>558232126They really are desperate rumao
>heirs of pisskeky
>>558231750Imagine walking up behind fofo and ramming a rusty penis into her throat and then her pussy afterwards
>>558230832In a story where everyone is a goody two shoes it's quite exciting when there is a character who operates on a different set of values and can create unexpected situations that take the story to interesting places.While this role should have been given to the protagonist, they pussied out of letting TB's antics actually guide the story so sparkle is the next best option.
>>558232126SparxieGODS...
I bought remcoin and dotcoin, but I'm not feeling ahacoin, maybe I'll just pull himeko this time
Sparkle is funnier than Sparxie
Yo seriously Yao Guang is hot. Too bad I don't want to roll for her yet because I want to wait for an actual OP Elation DPS unit to see if the path is worth rolling for.
ha-nya
Don't listen to Big Elation. That toilet has another fucking world in there! It's a coverup they are paying the magazine off-
>>558232275I'm not feeling like ahacoin either. Then again I was only into remcoin once Evernight came
I wish the animations in the dice game would play out fasterFighting all the guys on the street sure takes a long ass time
>>558232126The uma JP fanbase was already fuming because of that sparxie+teio fanart, i wonder how they are going to react to this
>>558232121>"electricity" is just magnetism, which is just ionizationwhy do we need 3 terms for this concept
>>558232235You are not describing Sparkle
>>558232459Sparxie would enjoy the melty so it's in character
>>558232459Yeah I heard they were on the verge of making some veiled tweets
I hate homosexuals
Jesus that Peppy quest was depressing
Dating Phainon
>>558230832Aside from what others said, I think another thing about sparkle is that she's not for (You), or at least rather, your character either hates her or has a teasing love-hate relationship with her. This chemistry imo makes her interactions more interesting since it's not completely one sided where your character just unconditionally likes the her. Unlike other girls, you can be an absolute douche to sparkle too and she banters with you as well.
>>558230832because she is the real protagonist and TB is her mask. she says so herself in her post-quest dialogue
Is there a single person who cleared Knight II without remembrance?
Thoughts on the fact that we *almost* had a decent relic system but instead we got the worst one in any hoyo game?
I want to drink African life essences so badly but only out of this fertile hole
I WILL bed Sparxie!
>>558232813I used phainon but only got 1 star
>>558232813I would assume phainon clears it fine enough since he doesn't get fucked over by the energy thing
>>558232813Yes but it was very painful
>>558232858
>>558232275I'm pushing back ahacoin because investing in it right now is whatever. I'll wait to see if I want a 4.2 dps since those will probably be focused, or at least one of them, and build from there. Getting presale characters like Yao Guang and Sparxie should only be only done by new players who don't have at least two teams to start doing endgame.
>>558232858BTA schizo don't ook
>>558231702>>558231843just say you were bullied in middle school lmao
>monkey>fox>rabbit>frogwhat's their significance in planarcadia? are they related to like 4 bad happenings? since ashveil said something about a banana monkey incident on planarcadia and narrator turning into one during that
>>558232126sparxie is literally the most talked up part of 4.0 in jp so it's not surprising they're using her to shill there.
>>558232607I told her to go back to the tv, is that the bad end after all...
Many are saying thishttps://files.catbox.moe/umxllz.jpg
>>558232858This is the zzz target audience btw
>>558232996What a weird projection.
>>558233076No one asked this is the hsr general
>>558232998Just popular animals in japanese folklore. Although the frog looks suspiciously like sergeant keroro so I guess it's some anime reference or something.
>>558232813cleared as in 3* or something elsejust crawling through is doable for any decent team, but 3* is borderline impossible for no eidolon teams (other than remembrance)
>>558233060
Hirari is onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIWW_mmhQq8
>>558233076This is core /hsrg/ culture though
>>558232858>meanwhile Herta's actual ass
>>558233053the other ending let's the two of them be together as ghosts
>>558232126This is second time Sparxie is paired with Uma Musume. Why she loves horses so much?
>>558233324My tongue goes here
POV: You are Stephen Lloyd
>>558232858cuckolds using a woman as a proxy for their homosexuality is hilarious.
>>558233315need that ass on my face
>>558231383flint emperor is literally the centerpiece of lan's ascension to an aeon and the decisive turning point of the battle between the xianzhou and muldrasil that nearly wiped out the space chinks. he is also now the main engine powering the zhuming ship. he is not obscure whatsoever, especially if you're that much into the xianzhou to be having powerscaling arguments about their generals
nice thread honkenpoopies
>>558232998https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%8Dj%C5%AB-jinbutsu-giga
>>558233408Explain how it's gay when I'm eating a pussy with no other cocks involved?
>>558233358because horse cock > > > literal shit > > >nigger cock
>>558232459>normie game collabs with normie game...what's the issue exactly?
>>558233483You just made all that up and try to confuse people by using Chinese sounding terms.
>>558233343That's the one I picked. Quest reminded me of that one Futurama episode that makes everybody cry
>>558232956what's the idea behind E2 Dan?
the rigging in favor of the mech in front of the maid cafe is way too heavy. the guy gets to double attack with 6/6/x/x every single turn
>>558232998according to the readables, it's a referring to the other factions that showed up in before the planet even became ancient benzaitengoku I think>monkey = Fools>rabbit = AE>frog = abundance(?)>fox = ???
I love to watch
Me in the left bottom corner
>>558233589No actually he is right I had simply forgotten
>>558233610>complain about it>next attempt he rolls 6/6/6/6 and kills me on the first turnkek, what are you even supposed to do against this guy
I've been thinking of playing genshin but I'm disable so it's harder for me to play non turn based games, how skill based in genshin in terms of dodging and reflex stuff?
>>558233606I got him since I was bored during 3.6, had a lot of rolls, and originally wasn't planning on getting Cyrene (although obviously I changed my mind about that later). He's really comfy though, I'm glad I got him. His dragon hits like a nuke and his res pen combined with E2 Anaxa's makes the two of them usable against anything.
>>558233730Win, duh
>>558232126>So many collabs for HSR4.0 must have flop super hardHoly shitDa Wei dogeza soon?
>>558233732Enable yourself?
Your zzz target audience, sir! (and thus constance's and yao guang's target audience)And mihoyo still wonder why HSR is flopping harder than ever kek
We're all betas here btw
>>558233732as long as you don't want to do endgame there's comps and characters that are easy mode, but a lot of puzzles require platforming and aiming that could be rough
>skipped yunli & jiaoqiu in 2.4>rolled both sparkle & fofo instead>both of them are getting buffthe long game...
>>558233969Bot behavior
>>558234053Both 2.4 releases were dogshit anyway
>>558233857>His dragon hits like a nukeNice, I have to say him scaling ATK and the dragon attacking so frequently makes the pitiful damage at E0 pretty frustrating at times>I changed my mind about that laterWhat made you change your mind? Her story or gameplay value?
This is some Game of Thrones tier introduction.
>>558232858Herta wouldn't say this
>>558233732Genshin can be turn based if you want it to be
Louis holy crapThey're finally doing something in Spain.https://x.com/i/status/2025571277361029531
>>558233969ask yourself that: would your mom be proud of you acting like this?
Cucks aren't gay
>>558234242pastabros we RISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558234313anon, eating someone else's sperm out of girl you like is the prime example of gay
>>558234180pearl is pretty based for mocking her about it
>>558234023Who else would know about this shit?
>>558234423
>>558234441
Cyrenebros, how strong is her E2? Is it overkill if I already have E2 Evernight?
>>558234412Eating pussy can't be gay
>>558234180the space chink is the worst part of 4.0 why do they always write these characters so poorly?
>>558234412What if it's your own sperm? That would be about as gay as masturbation, right?
>>558234150Her story bored the hell out of me, so not that. I decided to get her when I saw how broken she made Anaxa and because it would make it easier to use both him and Phainon in the same endgame reset since they both use the same supports.
>>558234504>is it overkillno way for us to know, depends what your clears are already like without it right? her E2 is giga strong though
>>558234615Because they always have to seem so aloof, smart and amazing that it just ends up feeling forced. The most liked chink character is Qinque and that's because she's an unimportant side character that is allowed to have a personality.
>>558234504I'd suggest getting hyacine up over her if there's a choice between the twoIf you're using her with other teams I'd suggest it
>>558233285Hiracute!
>>558234626no straight man ever straight up gobbled his own cooking bro
>>558234482I still don't get why of all characters she was chosen to be the anniversary unit, she had probably less screentime than Mydei and the least compelling story of all the CH
Thanks for the illustration!https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2025576595445121073
>>558234896Dragons are cool
When can we expect a third playable Sparkle
>>5582349896.0
>>558234541Eating a burger is not gay but eating a burger with cum topping is thougheverbeit
>>558234914They wont like this...
>>558234914Oh well, at least they finally drew one of these collabs for once
>>558234805evernight is better on a sustainless comp so hyacine is very low value. this goes double if you are dumping a bunch of eidolons in the team anyway and have overwhelming attacking power. the only reason to get hyacine for evernight is if you want to do forced healer fights like pollux or plight aa
Sparxie
>>558234914Why are we propping up some dyke dead "game"?
Yuri general
>>558234957Dragons are super cool, but hers is boring, like his main thing to kamikaze...
Is Hanabi the biggest organic success?
>>558235056Oh I guess that makes sense given her damage output
>>558235142Don't call Star Rail a dyke dead "game"
>>558235173The dragon is a woman too btw
bwehh... fainon-chama... modis-chama...
>>558235272End your life
>>558235142We are the dead ones, buddy....
>>558235183bootleg hu tao
>>558234441Sounds based.
>>558235270Yeah I know, common nouns are gendered in my language and "dragon" is masucline
i want my husbands to be here with me right nyeow...
>>558235409You like to watch
>embed.jpg
>>558235526W-wowee
>>558235526I see it....
i wish fainon-chama and modis-chama were here to hug me...
>>558235607You have aids
I remember when the bottom of the barrel threads were on american time, wonder what changed that
>>558235526
>the "Poet" and the "Musician"Whomstve?
>>558235329you mean bootleg megumin
>>558235679Everyone's gone full schizo these days.
>>558235716Bibi
>>558235596I hate gacha devs who won't just do a proper school uniform
>>558235679as seen by constance our game now is aimed at these kind of people all over the world
>>558235727that's hu tao, sporgle is a bootleg of bootleg megumin
Fugg, he is literally, unironically me...
>>558235627>>558235296holy insecure
>>558235720We don't know. Might be other monkeys since they follow the same naming style as Narrator
cuddling with picrel would literally fix me rn :<
>>558235526She deserves to have fun after all...
>>558235876Hating mydeifujo is called being normal
>>558235907Based HertaGAWD
Snowbunny Yunli <3
>>558235864you have homosexual sex with monkeys?
https://youtu.be/YLJOrXO_gYUCaelus pummels a web idol with a bat everyone cheers
>>558235902You have aids
>
>>558235985
>>558234914How did the honse schizo win so hard?
I'm thinking... it hurt...
How are we gonna survive one month of Shartveil?
>>558236134I don't think Shay cares about HSR anymore desu
sparxie not bad desu, also holy fuck, poo xuan is actually good in CW
HertaMei love
>>558235947She probably hops like crazy..
Friendly reminder that Ashveil is straight, has a family and is not for (You)
Imaginae being created from books, paintings and Mangas seems like a no-brainer solution to reviving the Chrysos ASAP right Mr Caelus...Mr Caelus?
>>558236181We survived 8 weeks of Flopstance we'll be okay
>>558236181Same way we survived one month of rerun hell, by making fun of the saleschizos
>>558236240holy BVSED, married men > virgin cuck
>>558236240uuuh is this kind of stuff even legal in a gacha game?? used goods is suddenly fine if it's a guy?
/hsrg/ is the general most accepting of NTR
>>558236259The plural of manga is manga
>>558236240He gave birth to those monkeys and retards
>>558236262She only had three weeks of banner...
>>558236240He's talking about mr N
>HSR x Uma collab>Check /uma/ thread>No one gives a shit about it4.0 is truly a failureEven 3.0 didn't fail as much
the chink fangame proves it wouldn’t be that hard for us to make our ownI’m gonna make one where (You) get isekai’d into amphoreus and try to speedrun itexcept (You) actually skip most of amphoreus dialogue and misunderstood the plot… so (You) end up messing things up while TB saves the day as usual
Men don't have hymens that they need to protect.Physically there's no difference between virgin and non-virgin men.
Blacked is only hot if you see it as another form of bestiality
>>558236386Why would anyone give a shit about a piece of art BTA?
>>558236378
>>558236513Kerydra-chan wouldn't say this
>>558236240>sunday with yao>ashveil has a familyis this game healing?
>>558236494Huh? Don't men lose their foreskin when they have sex?
Peach
fainon-chama... modis-chama... :c
>>558236259if sparxie isn't the exact same as sparkle what makes you think the youkai version of the heirs would be a perfect copy?
>>558236618End your life
>>558233285I was thinking "what was the point of this whole ordeal in the hospital? it achieved nothing" but then I realised that the whole ordeal with sporgxlie was a pointless wild goose chase that ultimately didn't really result in anything, we learned important bits of information along the way but we didn't really need the sporglecon as a pretext for it, not that I particularly mind it
>>558236595are you serious?
>>558235595But there's nothing to see there, it's all censored
>>558236712it gives depth to Sparkle as a character
i want to be embraced by phainon and mydei's strong arms
Reminder that Mince, Deko, Manami, Zaunite, Nonny and Com have posted blacked porn at some point
What the heck am I suppose to do here? The jump doesn't go high enough.
Blacked doesn't work in hsr because nanook is giga jobber and a cuck
>>558235526Why are people saying this is censored and how come it hasn't been deleted yet?
>>558235526Here I go masturbating again...
>>558236831
>>558236834double jump retard
>>558236780Im referring to... "IT"
>>558236834XD
Hotaru-chan loves to kek me so much and I couldn't be luckier
>>558236480it got completely shat on
>>558236650Sparxie is a bit of a different thing. Sparxie IS Sparkle (her strimmer personality). That ended up separating and become its own "character". Later on the train you can talk to Sparxie and she'll remind you to not treat her as Sparkle (even though she is Sparkle including all the memories), because an actor has to stay in their role they are currently playing and when she's appearing as Sparxie she's Sparxie. If you'd bring a heir alive it'd depend on how you do it. Considering they are essentially just story book characters, you could publish that very story over there and if it's popular enough, they'd pop up 1 to 1. But if you'd make a fanfiction of gaynon with other dudes and THAT becomes popular, gaynon would pop up in his homo fanfic version.It's a very ELATING world.
>>558235526/hsrg/ culture...
>>558236712It's Sparclaboo thinly disguised story quest. It's there not for the sake of advancing the main story but for the sake of Sparkle
Cant find leaks about shit nowadays man
>>558236997i don't understand this picture why is she putting her feet in a washing machien? is she dumb?
bwehh i want my alpha wolf husbands
>>558232126trying way too hard now
>>558236834
>>558236240But we love ntr here
>>558237152only betas and sigmas here
>>558236650>if sparxie isn't the exact same as sparklethey are the same person. sparkle just has bpd and has multiple split personalities. i don't know how she manifests them and apparently other people like the doctor at the tavern can manifest them without her consent. but sparxie and sparkle are just parts of the same fragmented mind
>>558232126>170k CCVHoly fuck umaCHADS please save our game!!!!
>>558237148Caelus is so lucky
So are we getting an uma musume x hsr collab or is it just those lame images? there's no point if we aren't getting a playable horse
>Pag Humor
>>558237401Meant for >>558237282
>>558237373did we get anything from the fortnite collab?
>>558237340nah it's more like walter white, heisenberg and bryan cranston (yes I had to google his name)
>>558236480Well, yeah.It's not hard because the art is all traced and the voices are AI lol
#SunGuang #YaoDay
>>558237464>>558237401meant for>>558237364 and>>558237148
How do you discover new musical scores for these mario segments?
Are nips drawing Uma porn or are they still cucks to the Yakuza/jew horse owners so you have to rely on non jap artists and AI slop for it?
>>558237464?
>>558237478nah. sparkle and sparxie can manifest in the real world. it's completely different and there is no analogy irl
>>558237525Chicken wing boy gets to fuck the top assassin
Total Madam Herta love
>>558237629I will drink cum out of her white tier ass
>>558237713I go first
>>558237470
Everyone will pull for her
>>558237619I'll be honest, I would want to fuck that perfect ass too. Real chinese women don't have that perfect body.
>>558237340No that's completely wrong.Just like almost every streamer, Sparkle has a streamer personality.The thing with this world is that especially during the time of this "festival" popular things become "alive".Sparxie, Sparkle's streamer personality, is very popular, so she became alive. That said, Sparkle still has the whole "mask" thing going on, but that.. funnily enough, has nothing to do with Sparxie. It's a masked fool concept. Masked fools have abolished something major and put on a mask for their new life. Can also happen multiple times. In this particular case, the appearance of Sparxie might've taken part of Sparkle herself with her, making it similar to "shedding a mask".
>>558237840I've been getting fucked on rolls lately, at this pace getting sporxle and yae will take all my savings, and then I'll spend the rest of the patch saving for beatriz
>>558237840Not me
>>558237820peters banner would have sold billions
>>558237868no, that's completely wrongsparxie is not an imagenae, that explanation was completely debunked in the last quarter of the story
>>558238039what path and element?
>>558238039Haha...
>>558238093Elation, Louis.
>>558237840what will she even be though? we have 2 supposed main dps for elation, so another sub dps or another support? no way they'll make her sustain right? not that I would mind a hyacine-tier sustain that is meta for a full year
>>558237401sorry, bwifeel free to post your manfance trasbian comics with subtle rape undertonesI'm sure that'll be better than whatever the fuck is being posted in this thread
post canon quotes from the game with an image of the character that said them
>>558237401uh oh pags didn't like this one
>>558238093elation and wind
My cock is so small...
>>558238276
>>558238276she never said this
>>558238336it's okay, ruan mei likes them smaller
>>558238093Remembrance, physical. His ult summons his memosprite (the Griffin family red station wagon)
Any real girls around who like Star Rail?
>>558238276didn't know Yuria was into that type of stuff...
>>558237345The JP uma players are actually pissed about the collab art lmao.
>>558237840mmmm nyo
>>558238580Proof?
>>558238545not every cerydrapost is mine, I definitely am not.
>>558238537>/hsrg/>top 3 /vg/'s safe spaces for faggots and troons>real girlsjust give it up gro
>>558238616oh...
>drop cdmg chest for c.rate on archer>go from 80/160 to 100/110>go from being unable to clear knight 3 in 2 cycles to comfortably shitting on itwhy did no one tell me 100% crit is mandatory? i've been running bricked Archer this entire time...
>>558238580>The Japanese fans have been very vocal about the latest news and they are not happy.
>>558237364>>558237148
>>558238714bwo....
Plappabros...
>>558237364giwtwm
as a trans person the character "clockie" is extremely offensive
>>558238714we thought you knew
i rolled Gachapon dialogue 100 times... sadly no achievment
>>558238690
>>558238276Cerydra would never lower herself like this...
>>558238714Your sparkle signature LC?
>>558238798why are boys so hot
>>558238714>why did no one tell me that Archer's nukes not critting equates to a 90% damage lossc'mon gro... you can't be this retarded
https://x.com/whitepakaillust/status/2025571258545705472
ew straggotry
I want to roll for Silver Sex already
Stop shitting up the thread or else
Silver Bunny's bibisea mating dance
>>558239220
what do the different colored and shaped dice mean?
>>558238714he has absurd amounts of cdmg from his trace 3 and sprinkle, it should be immediately obvious to you that cr should be prioritized for his relics
>eww straggotry>said the person who's also a byproduct of straggotryending yourself should be the biggest act of rebellion against the system you supposedly hate so much, just saying~
>>558239287Color mean better numbers shape idk they tied to color ?
is there a deeper lore about yao guang not knowing sampo in person
>>558239431Cooked that troon
>>558239287more sides on the dice means you can roll higher with it idiota, prismatic has special effects with limited uses
>tilde
>>558239529Why would they know each other
>>558239463never post this again. it hurts to look at...
>>558239431fuark
>>558239287Anon it's literally the shape of the die and the color is also literally the color of the die. They follow the kinda established rarity-strength scale of orange>purple>blue. The d8 is a regular octahedron, which if you flatten it out will look like a diamond; the die is also orange so you can more readily identify it.The d6 is a cube, or a regular hexahedron; which means it will show a square profile and is colored purple.The d4 is a regular tetrahedron and blue.
>>558238714(200*0.24+45+120+110) vs (200*0.24+45+120+160)*0.8. It's just maths. Try to keep a 1:2 ratio between CR and CD (after buffs).
post stelle sex
what the fuck is an octahedron nigger, those words aren't in the bible
>CUNY made it into the game
>>558239789Try coran next time
>>558239612>>558239529>card game eventnvm, she does i think
Firefly Novaflare:Gains the CW ultimate as skill
>>558239718Is the 1-2 ratio idea even real anymore? Redman can reach 500% crit damage in combat between sacredos sprinkle and tengoku planar at that point you just want to cap crit rate regardless of ratio.
>jobs to ScottyWtf Acheron.....
>>558239901what's the cw ultimate
>>558239728
>>558239990wtf furbos are real???
>>558239789It's a shape with eight sides nigga, this isn't hard, get with the program. "Octa" meaning 'Eight' in Greek and "Hedron" meaning 'Faces' in the same.
>>558239965cyka blyat
rate prydwen 1.0 tier list
>>558239979SAM boss plunge attack
>>558239932Is 500/2 less than 100? No, right? So the ratio holds true with the obvious caveat that going above 100 CR doesn't do anything.
>>558239965>round 16>i finally rolls 4 4lmao this is raid boss tier
>>558239642I think is funny when you realize yae is supposed to guard the ancient tree, and is even funnier when you realize she was supposed to release during the anniversary when the sakura tree is blooming
>>558240095touch grass nerd
>>558240109damn destruction TB was always shit?
Bunny
>>558240109took them too long to realize how busted Pela was
>>558240040That's Stelle Gosling not Stelle Sex
>>558240291My wife and her lovely sister.
>>558239812I just realized THIS is the actual hokusai's great wave reference and not the ancient painting pearl was looking at
>>558240109>Herta>Qingque>Pela
>>558240109>YanKINGLONG MAY HE REIGN
>>558240109The biggest surprises for me are QQ and Pela. I guess they're not taking QQ's eidolons into account.
>>558240526To be fair, Herta was generally considered the worst character in the game until they added pure fiction
>>558240109>himeko was trash even back then
>>558240253and it gets even more funnier when you recall the fact 4.0 is not indicative of her story relevance and she'll likely be shoved aside in the upcoming patches
>>558240596QQ's potential went pretty unrealized for a while because of her eidolon requirements and Seele just being better>>558240616That's true.
>>558240526Herta actually belonged there though? She just got content tailored to her afterwards
>>558240109Back when Hunt was goated...
>>558240520what's the big deal with this scribble anyway? I can produce better using AI
>>558240109hook my useless cunny only good for sex
>>558240360Yeah, it was only with penacony's path that they started becoming meta. Before that they were more or less useless like genshins mc
How is QQ doing with novaflare Sparkle and Yao?
>>558240754I just thought it was funny considering how much use they've gotten
>>558230004
gross
>>558240109wife is so strong
>>558240893I wasn't too happy about harmony tb being attached to brick damage, but thankfully they realised tb should be more general use and did remembrance tb as they are.
>>558240823>I can produce better using clankerAIbut can you produce better yourself?
>Decided to try out Sparkle instead of Sunday for my Phainon team>Buffs feel way stronger and i clear a little fasterWhat good is Sunday for now post Sparkle buff?
>>558240823It has a pretty cool and unique artstyle dont you think?
>>558240823t. pearl
>>558241238Saber, Mid Yuan and Aglaeathey're pretty much the only teams where Sunday doesn't feel like deadweight nowadays
>>558241238Phainon teams are better sustainless so you just use both
My fox wife...
So, how is your Yao looking so far?
>>558241449>yourNo one rolled sis
graphia academy has a peak liminal aesthetic
>>558241405>foxWhere's her tail?
>>558241449I skipped
>>558241534based, black tier ass flopped once again
>>558241238A lot of the Ashveil showcases are currently using him
>>558241449LOOOOOOL
flirting in front of topaz...
>>558241449my what? I'll roll on rerun, and that's if I *ABSOLUTELY* need her
>>558241449I only ever used borrowed one in CW, and honestly I don't know how much does she help with my dan2 team since he only starts doing crazy damage for me when the train family get to 4 members
>>558241534I rolled before seeing the speculation that she probably won't be part of Silver Wolf's team, unfortunately.
>>558241658Topaz and Aventurine flirted like 3 times in front of you so it's only fair
>feel bad>urge to rollThis isn't a good trend.
>>558241449same as last time i posted her cause i'm not getting any luck with better speed rolls
>>558241738just dont do it
>>558241720true
>Yao Guang in story is for Sunday.>Yao Guang in cosmicon is grooming you.What did they mean by this?
>>558241449She fast
>my heart (read: dick) tells me to get Hysilens to revive my DoT hag team>my metafag brain tells me to get the chink general to futureproof my account for the elation exodiafuck
>>558241449still no proper relics.
So... when is my Cerydra gonna become BiS for another team...? Haha...
>>558241953>futureproof
>>558241720Topaz is wasted in sigga.
>>558241953Alwaya listen to your dick(heart)
>>558241738>not having alt accounts with hundreds of saved rolls to indulge on anytime you wantit's not even hard to maintain 10 accounts in this game, time-wise it takes the same time as playing 2-3 of the time consuming gachas
>>558241449My 5th lost 50/50 in a row is looking pink and short.
>>558241738It's too late for you
>>558241658Everyone is here
>>558242027oh nonono
>>558241940bwo you are giga over capping crit rate here
We all love Madam Herta here
Topaz novaflare when
>>558242243damn can her body handle them
>>558241449major work in progress
>>558242027SW will want cerydra guarunteed
I am brown...
>>558240823it's just visually appealing and instantly recognizable. anyone who has seen it before will remember it easily
>>558242407No elation wants anything not elation.
>>558242061HSR is literally all I can manage
>>558231574you should still get mad!
planarcadia is a huge success
>>558242310
>>558242496She's so gorgeous
>>558240650pf didn't exist back then, she got quite a length resurgence after pf came out until the hp inflation got to her
>>558242493In dark skinned countries...
Guys do you think Welt is worth building since he's supposed to get buffed in a couple months?
I want to fuck the enemy JKs
What planarcadian place is going to be this
tavern music theme is comfy
>>558240823what do you think the ai was trained on
>>558242235How much Cr is she supposed to have?
>>558242493Many are saying this
>>558241738Happened to me last night. I was REALLY close to rolling YaoGuang.
>>558232376really cute art
>>558241238what are you even using with your phainon team where you can't use both? are you actually using a fucking sustain with him?
>>558242537canonically so
>>558242327When she belongs to CHADelus.
>>558242493>B-but SAAR THE CHART CAN YOU THE NEEDFUL nobody cares about your ai generated charts, everyone can see the enthusiasm for hsr is back. planarcadia and 4.0 won bigly
>>558242686if you have her sig LC then you only need 72%CR cause she gets 10% CR from her LC and 18% CR from the elation set
>>558242921there needs to be a follow up to this
>>558242327>in the brick shopliterally never
>>558242478Will sparxie atleast be able to use her in the meantime whilst we wait for anniversary? Does Sparxies kit work with cerydra?
>>558242867The cope is crazy
Remember when people thought cerydra was a fop? kek
>>558236595Only with jewish girls
I do this and I look like this.
Amphoreus becomes real and we're saving Cyrene in 4.8
>>558243027The Heirs have all decent boorubux even if their sales flopped
>>558243027No one said that, she was considering decent because she did better than Hysilens, the first half
>>558232813you mean the pink team or remembrance characters? because i did it with mydei and remembrance supports
>>558243027Cerydra looks like she pityfucks incels
>>558243079Heberene will release as a replacement to Rem TB for Cyrene dps teams. Its gonna be amazing
>>558232813I used Acheron with a turboboosted wheelchair
>>558242867>everyone can see the enthusiasm for hsr is back.where?
>>558243079Using all my wishpower on this
>>558242732Me but with E2 Hysilens... I don't even have or want BS.
>>558243196i feel like they'll just release tribios, maybe a skin for cyrene and that's it
>>558243196And her memosprite will be gray racoon.
Stelle in my mind
>>558243079
Now we're signing copies of As I've written
>Asagi is down>for realHas any other autist written a decently complete sim?
>>558243310Heberene is not happening but Shaoji won't pass the chance to give a SP to Cyrene
So are leaks just dry or who is putting them out now
>>558243079with corrupted cyrene as boss!
>>558239932The first AA I couldn't 3* until I dropped down to 80 CR by swapping Topazcone for Ratio one, and it wasn't even a case of resetting for 100% crits over and over. Sometimes something just needs to be dead at a certain point, especially for burst characters like Archer, and that means pushing your damage ceiling.
>>558239932No. In HSR the idea is 100% CR in combat, the rest to CDMG.
>>558243503They shot all the leakers. It's over.
>>558240929Okayish
>>558243230Does Dan even get to debuff here?
>>558243616>TribbieWhy tho
>>558243448Stelle is mad because Caelus selling more
>>558243283
>>558242815It used to be Phainon, Sunday, Cyrene, DanPTNow i tried Tribbie, Cyrene, Sparkle
What went so wrong?
>>558243658He had lower initial stock
Roundhouse kicking Sparkle
>>558234479who said robots can't be funny?
>>558243643He doesn't really debuff, at E2 and with Sunday he contributes damage
Your girlfriend looks like this?
>>5582438143.7 unironically killed the game but overall the damage Amphoreus did to HSR is insane.
>>558243814black tier asses killed this game
>>558243652
>>558243908Mine looks like this
>>558243652Cocolia is already weak to quantum, I don't have Cipher and Tribbie has undiluted buffs.
>>558243935It's pretty nonexistent. The main damage was done in 2.3 and in the following patches.
>>558243908the girl who forces us to date her everytime...
Hacking Pearl and sending her funny cat videos
>>558243814Your parents didn't abort you
>>558243814>still higher than PooWa, Genshit, Yenless and now EoSfieldnothing, we're still winning the gacha race thoughbeit
>>558235183sparxie's banner is not even out yet, calm down
>>558243814Mihoyo keep fucking around until it found out, there's a limit to how much you can screw your players.
>>558243908I wish I looked like that
>>558243616Mono-quantumgods keep winning
me and my beloved
>>558243976>Anaxa, Aglaea and Cerydra as students
>>558244023downloading 4TB of cunny videos through her hotspot
>>558244156What's wrong with Cerydra as a student? She feels more like a student council president or disciplinary committee typer character than a teacher
>the two side events are the same thing about defeating people in a card gamewoah
>>558244037>he doesn't know
>>558244156Don't think about it too hard March, you'll hurt yourself
How the fuck did they think releasing her as the face of 4.0 was a good idea?
>>558244260She's the principal, bro
>>558244290>>558243814>>558243935>>558243938
>>558243908I'm married already
>>558237840unless they release her young yankee version i don't care
>>558244006The climax how a year log arc being absolute shit did way more damage than chink filler>>558244370It's the store ranking retard
How the fuck did they think releasing her as the face of 3.0 was a good idea?
>>558244370Reminder ill be waiting your tantrum in 8 days, hopefully you start wanting to nuke the thread with illegal content so hard the mods lock the thread againIm excited for it
Did they think?
>>558243230impressive
>>558244418You'd think so but no, it really didn't. As you can see here >>558243283
>>558244436That wasn't the face of 3.0 retard, herta was
>>558243814>Genshin went through a massive jump in model and storytelling quality from 1.0 through 4.0>meanwhile HSR just slaps a couple of CGs here and there, if anything there's less effort on the cutscenes now than on launch
>>558239463they forgot to edit the trees at the fools tavern kek
>>558244436Who else?
>>558241342I checked the Saber subreddit and they all say that Sunday is shit for her and that RMC mogs him
>>558243908She looks like this, actually.
>>558244436Because she wasnt
>>558243283>300k for a version launchPull the trigger pigglet
>JP IOS store rankings>Galaxy GamersWhy is he so desperate?
>>558244627
>>558244630good catch, but i wonder if that's the illumination turning them that way, some dataminer should ripoff those trees to see if they are actually pink or not
>The trees will turn pink after the Elation Games are overWould you clap?
>>558244370AI really was a godsend for terminal retards because it allows to declare anything that upsets them fake.
Why no one uses Guinafen in non optimal dot teams?
>>558244818AI was a goldmine for shitposters more than anyone else
>>558242027bis for the free hunt blade trust
>>5582439353.7 was more like the final nail in the coffin.
>>558244815They'll turn pink when it's Evanescia's patch
>>558242761why did we have to get the ugly one...
>>558241449
serious questionwho sees more graphs daily dawei or average pajeetroon from /hsrg/?
>>558244815>Evanescence sacrifices herself or some shit>turn trees pink in her honor
>>558244815They will turn pink after the japanese PM gets fired and constance takes us on a trip to planarcadia during 4.8 where she will show us our memories were tampered and the trees were actually pink all this time
>>558245116Kill yourself subhuman.
>>558245116I prefer my thread crush's feet.
>>558245153I fapped to Sparkle's feet
>>558244815Fucking Aha will make them blue or some wacky color
>>558245116What's that black square she's holding?
>>558243935>>558245000Barely any damage since 2.5-2.6
>>558245214>sheanon...
>Return to Penacony, the most popular planet, for events.>Flops>Revealed Dahlia during the Penacony hype period and everyone acted like she was the best thing ever.>Release Dahlia>Flops>Patch dedicated to the most popular character in the game, FF.>Flops>Planarcadia focuses on Sparkle, one of the other popular character from Penacony>FlopsWhy does this keep happening? People loudly talk about this and that being the most popular thing ever then when the game returns to them they flop.
https://x.com/meumeu0973/status/2012563525671997700
Abouut 4.2- Huohuo after the buff will give the team Speed, becoming a signature character for Evanescia and Yao Guang.- All of Evanescia's DMG is in the Moment of Aha, so Yao Guang will be a signature character for her.- Silver Wolf and Sparxie cannot play without each other.
>still mad about 3.7let it go already
>>558244885Unless the dot buff on the biweekly is strong enough , it isnt enough for her to clear (sometimes they dont even give enough boost for dot teams, sometimes they do).
You don’t know what a flop is
Haha...
>>558245396Gallagher is so lucky...
>>558245389what kinds of tags is she schlicking to?
>>558245495“dark_skinned_male” for one
>>558245424uncle /hsrg/...
>>558245440They should go play the Phainon fangame, they said they are fixing 3.7!
>>558245476If I don't like it then it's a flop
I can't go on like thisKnowing that I'm just getting by, ICan't go on like thisKnowing that I'm just getting high, ICan't go on like thisKnowing that I'm just getting by, ICan't go on like thisKnowing that I'm just getting high, IWell I wake up around 10 in the morningFeeling crazy, feeling hornyFrom the night before'Cause I was up 'til 4 in the morningPlus some, so I take a long tripAnd then I take out my song scriptsWhen I sit down to writeI always look to God to help me see the lightBut I know, that I ain't been living rightAnd I know, that I can live by the nightBut it's so hard for me just to put it downSo hard for me to pass up the crownWhen it's been passed down, I'm sitting on the throne andSometimes I'm feeling it's what I've just been thrown inNot been shown it, and I don't know, when to slow it downBut I can't, go on like thisKnowing that I'm just getting by, ICan't go on like thisKnowing that I'm just getting high, ICan't go on like thisKnowing that I'm just getting by, ICan't go on like thisKnowing that I'm just getting highBut this is the life, life, life, life, the lifeThis is the life, life, the life, life, the life, yeahThis is the life, life, the life, life, the lifeThey tell me it's the life, life, the life, life, the life, yeah
>>558245424>Silver Wolf and Sparxie cannot play without each other.SILVER FLOP WILL FLOP BIGLY
>>558245495pussyjob (no penetration)
My mom said I was a flop...
>>558245268>3.5 killed the gameI've been saying this all the time, the fucking fish and the furina expy felt like pointless filler in a storyline that already felt like it dragged itself too much
>>558245782But I thought the fish was for (You)...
>>558243283>Not even 350k>Amphoreus's final chapter had 400K playersI've no idea why would Da Wei or Shaoji greenlight what is essentially: Banana-slop : The planetNot even Sporkle could save it
>>558245370people legit don't know who's swipe worthy>genshin archonoh easy. just swipe for archons>zzz void huntersoh easy. just swipe for void hunters>star rail ...what is it. emanators? stelaron hunters? geniuses? generals? hersheys? in 5 words or less. tell me who is the big star of the entire patch that I can confidently no thoughts swipe for.
>>558245580
>>558244815>5.8 retcon patch drops>new memonigger character gives you your memories of planarcadia back (BS is still forgotten)>yfw it was called Benzaitengoku all this time>yfw it was rural Japan>yfw Evanescia's real name is Yae Bosenmori Sakura>yfw all the trees were pink>yfw the entire planacardia cast will get kimono skins for 1680 oneirics on the storeu rike gweilo?
>>558244885Sampo's DoT is strongerLuka's break interactions are stronger and has more frequent DoTonationsThe only unique thing Gui brings is Vulnerability uptime which at this point is oversaturated to shit.
>>558245389
>>558245370>Why does this keep happening?Because it's a retconHonestly if it had been part of the original quest I would say it was great but now...It feels super lame
>>558245476Ackshually... we do
>>558245879Nobody cares
She's right what the fuck? Pearl is kind of an asshole, no?
>>558244465>>558244418>>558244818>>558245268>>558246097
>>558246132saar mine are pure bred Youtube views easily verifiable
What's she going to do with the power of Elation, make it so she's not built like a little boy?
>>558246115Pearl's an IPC dog of course she's an asshole just like the rest
>>558246115>Pearl is kind of an asshole, no?She is part of space jews after all
Remember when HSR had soul?
>>558245370>and WESTOIDS acted like she was the best thing ever(she had a black tier ass they love so much)ftfyDont try to change history, the entire patch was dead on arrival since they turned a boobs character into a black tier ass one straight from zzz and then acted surprised when their target audience(dark skinned people) didnt spend money on it
Gamer girl tier ass
what a bleh run at the very beginning
>>558246261Pic unrelated (ugly green dog that nearly killed the game in its cradle before 1.6 livestream performed CPR)
Saar the flops saar...
>>558246228>>558246297Maybe she should try some squats instead of sitting her ass on the PC all day.
>>558246282>talking about westoids when you are also an westoid
>>558246115Pearl, being a robot, is just autistic
Need to breed this cat
>>558246097>Barely better than Phainon's rerunJust EoS this gameIt's over...On a more serious noteThis is proof that Phainon and the CHs are belovedI can't wait for the meme planet to be over
>>558245898Should have been emanators but HSR devs are way too happy to powercreep
>>558246297She can't handle it
>reached the point of the story where I'm diving down a toilet to search for Sparxie's dischargeWhat the fuck
>>558246115what else does she have? as far as we know she's the weakest general
>>558246443Zoomer humour
>>558246297
I'm weak to fictional chinese women
>>558246439I've seen videos that suggest the opposite
>>558246443Japanese sense of humor (seen through the Chinese lens).
>>558246584Reminder this was the first character in HSR to flop btw
Fofo was the best thing to ever happen.
>>558246424>I can't wait for the meme planet to be overAmphoreus already ended tho
>>558245476The definition of flop has changed over time and it is always dependent on how HSR is doing.Back then during Genshin's time a character doing poorly on a rerun would be considered a flop. It meant the game was losing players. Raiden was considered a flop because her 5th or whatever rerun made less than Kafka's first banner. Now that has changed since all reruns flop in HSR.The launch of a new planet/region making less and having less players than the launch of the previous planet/region used to mean it flopped. That was also said for Nod Krai. Now that Planarcadia is doing poorly the meaning of flop has changed once again.In short, HSR can never flop and it's other games that flop.
>>558246584Sigonian-tier ass
>>558246724The definition of flop is whatever the person posting wants it to be.It's why everyone can be a flop
>>558246724We should beat down Fofo into submission and choke her to death
>>558246724>That was also said for Nod KraiNod Krai is doing worse than Natlan or Fontaine?I thought they were doing great now....
>>558246682Not really though, she sold better than Fu Xuan, Kafka and Blade.
>The average firefly owner would rather not-roll for a coalburner whore and defiling their accounts than saving their favorite character and making her meta againMihoyo keep fucking up this game so hard is actually impressive
>>558246894>average firefly owner is a nonplayer touristwe knew this already
>>558246894SAAR
>>558246871Bro Columbina got 9 tiktok hours
>>558244373I miss her
>>558246871Only the BTA schizo says Nodkrai flopped
