PS1 Hagrid EditionWelcome to /vg/'s nexus for all Wizarding World and Harry Potter games, including Hogwarts Legacy, Hogwarts Mystery, Magic Awakened, and more!>Magic Awakened Social ClubInnominatus (Servers: Ashwinder, Rougarou, Kelpie)Post your player profile in the thread before applying in-game.>/hpgg/ Movie Night Cytubehttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/hpggParty>HL & MA Student Profiles & Writing Referenceshttps://avatarizeme.neocities.org/hogwartsy2book/https://rentry.org/hpggMAyearbookhttps://rentry.org/hpgg_writing_compendium>HL & MA Character Homework Sheetshttps://rentry.org/hpggSheets>Quidditch Champions (News, Paper Mask)https://rentry.org/Harry_Potter_Qudditch_Champions_info>Magic Awakened (Club info, News, Tips, & Emulators)https://rentry.org/Harry_potter_magic_awakened_info>Hogwarts Legacy (Mods, News, AI Vocaroos, & Optimizations)https://rentry.org/Hogwarts_Legacy_info>Hogwarts Mystery (News, Art, Fanfics, Blender Models, & Emulators)https://rentry.org/Harry_Potter_Hogwarts_Mystery_info>Books, Movies, Non-current Harry Potter Gameshttps://pastebin.com/98qgXgtQ>Fan Gameshttps://rentry.org/harry_potter_fan_gamesPrevious thread: >>556643648
Shooting up the owlery
Stop shooting up the owlery!
Anyway, enough shooting up the owlery and remember it's not rape if you obliviate.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Snogging with Hufflepuffs in the owlery.
Damn this place is worse than /omg/
>>558243845Everybody is sleeping off their hangovers from last night, dangnam alcoholics!
Anybody have any good solo deck builds for the creature rescue?
Nukes are good for the soul. Why did they have to nerf Mcgonagall
Club Events in 67 minutes.
>>558218493>i missed it what did you guys end up talking aboutAlan Rickman stealing every scene.Lots of peeing. More than a permissible amount.Ava's birthday.Loaf is millions of years old.Something about Kingdom Hearts.Anon was drinking and pestering Matt during the first movie.Anon revealed he was THE CHESHIRE CAT all along DUN DUN DUN and continued to drink and pester Matt during the second film.We still miss KingCobra.We also missed PP. Your absence was felt and NOT appreciated!
Club Dance starting now.
>>558255937There was also some discussion about centaurs and Umbridge.
>>558255937>We also missed PP. Your absence was felt and NOT appreciated!I was out being social and stuff. And then I went home because i was 'eepy.Sometimes you gotta entertain yourselves, you don't always get PP you know?
Club Quiz starting now.
Mega give me some words of wisdom
>>558258604Everything has an end, except bananas which have two.
Continuing the previous discussions...Who's the horniest?Acceptable makeup for men.Is liking trash movies counterculture or just the new hipster thing?Spells and hexes for breaking up.Why elves don't deserve freedom.British politics.New recipes for single people to try.
>>558256350>>558258519Thank you for the melons.>>558257940I also missed PP... hope you had fun socializing with OTHER PEOPLE. I can't believe ye'd do this to us; how dare you have other friends. >:{
>>558255937Do not forget that we also discussed how people who wear shoes indoors are filthy uncivilised mudbloods.
>>558274647We just call them Americans around these parts
>>558258963Thanks, killing myself now.
>>558274398>I can't believe ye'd do this to us; how dare you have other friends. >:{Désolé. It will happen again.
Oh no, she's in her edgy phase!
>>558281546Still cute as ever
>>558255937I WAS NOT PESTERING!It was good natured ribbing with plenty of openings for retorts.
>>558287250to be fair matt's pretty easy sass isn't he.
>>558287250Whatever you say you horny cat
>>558281546Edgy and CUTE
>>558288612He just can't help himself from taking the bait. Which is a kindness in its own way.>>558293402I accept your concession.
>>558296224i will kill you
>>558299760Matt...Leave the kitty alone...
>>558300282Not me. You got baited, lol Cat is just a dumb kiddo and i'm not mad at him.
>>558299760that's too far, Matt...
Goodnight hypogigis
>>558300282>>558302687the cat started it ill finish it
>>558301437>not me>lolSure Matt.
>>558235382Since the only reply to this post was awful, here's an actual confession:Every day I hope that someone here would profess their love for me.Of course I'd never accept it, god no, but I'd feel pretty smug about it.
>>558304610Goodnight cute anon
>>558304612damn that’s tough af
>>558238414So, what happened to this Guy?
>>558333516still locked up in a gooncave
>>558260298>horniestme>makeupnone>trash moviesnew hipster thing>breaking upAK>elvesthey dont want it>britishi dont know>recipes7up mayo jello salad
Lucky 200 gem pull. Gotta say, I like the eyes
>>558304612Do what you must, it won't un-snap (you)
Bump
>>558341383Why is she getting browner in every depiction?
>>558351056she's baking.
>>558351056Brazilian exchange student
Club Events in 40 minutes.
I wish they could've changed some of these lines for hufflepuff students, would've been neat.
I think all the death threats have infected the AI running my playlist today.
>>558360440What’s it doing?
>>558364961Lots of songs about being killed by your ex and one about being tossed to lions.
>>558367518Huh.
>>558367518ohhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m very sleepy today…
>>558238414I always wanted to play HP games as a kid but could only get my hands on demos for some reason.
>>558392186can i sleep with you?
>>558248171They nerfed Mcgonnagawk? The hell when did they do that?
Smooth
>>558399168I want to be able to THINKSTOP IT
>>558402237hehe
I've spent half an hour dressing up ingame and I'm still not happy with the results.
Imagine jar-jar binks as a crossover dada professor.That scenario will haunt your dreams tonight. Sleep well, have fun, byyyeeee.
>>558404898fuck yaaaaaaaa
>>558404765skill issueI just dropped 20 bucks to get the seasonal new bag and my drip levels are off the chartsbarbie doesnt have SHIT on me
>>558408384Gay, fucking gay>>558407572Goodnight anon
>>558408384The plapper…
Deh
>>558427831Noooooo
>>558408384You look like shit
>>558439575Me on the left, telling her who to bully today.
>>558408384zesty and moist
>>558442486Like a delectable chimkin
DEH
Club Events in 31 minutes.
shakmaaaaaa
I SAID: SHAKMAAAAAAA!
>PP gets her first editing gig>has to airbrush baboon dong out of 30 minutes of film
slipping mega pp potion
>>558465974I was too eepy to make it today but thanks for hosting.
>15K gems wasted>Over 200 rolls>Nothing>Another loss>Years of tryharding their stupid events>Nothing to show for it, not a single decent reward (a golden crystal perhaps for once? not even that? oh ok cool)I swear I won't spend any single dime anymore on that piece of shit game and won't ever go beyond my way to farm anything anymore.Fuck your shit game, fuck your rigged gacha crap events
>>558483828I'll say a prayer for you whale-sama
>>558480106i'd get fired for refusing to edit out the baboon dong.
>>558436935i look like your baby daddy
>>558414613I don't get it.
>>558480106PP is more likely to add a baboon dong than remove one I think
Me looking at (You)
>>558505117Me, looking at (you) looking at (me)
>>558517934Goodnight anon
>>558483828I don't think I've ever gotten anything from the "big" gacha events either; the rates on those are awful. Now I only bother rolling on the ones where the minor rewards are decent, because I assume that's all I'll be getting.
>>558517934Goodnight cute anon
Please Santa give us a new Harry Potter game...
The hebridean black is a beauty.
>>558408384I see you and raise you an Iris
>>558533753They are just a ni
>>558531886santa saw you use generative AI and wants nothing do to with you anymore.
>>558534662And with this firebug I'll call.
>>558552159things you do after hot lesbian sex
>>558554725in mega's bed
>>558554725>>558555240To the tub with you
ZZzzzzzz mimimi
>>558568305*sleeps on your face*
>>558483828You had to spend 35000 gems, not 15000, dumbass.Maybe just don't roll if you can't pity it?
Club Events in 42 minutes.
One day I will pp and she will come out
>>558588551you'll what?
I have to get rid of the cobwebs every once in a while.
eva eva how do i virtual machine
>>558594870kek
>>558594870It’s always good to maintain your sleeping roommates.>>558595501I use Caracal, although it only supports a web browser. For hosting movie nights I pay for the premium version to have more room size, but otherwise the free one works perfectly well.If you need more than just a browser though you’d need to download actual VM software like VirtualBox or something… I can’t help too much with that though since the last time I had to do that was in uni.
>>558602810nyoron~
>>558604924Nyo u
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is the best looking player character you've seen in MA so far?
>>558616495Iris
Who's the most annoying OC in MA you've seen so far?Which character would you like to see return?Which MA story character has been mismanaged the worst?
>>558629081Goodnight anon
>>558616495I forget her name but she was kinda gothy/vampiric looking.
Rowling is a shit writer but she's socially correct, more or less.
>>558619064Our OCs or the game's?Abigail's dad, also more LottieThe resolution of Ivy's story with her sister, which they built up as a big mystery
>>558631376>she
Just one more day of suffering until the weekend
>>558616495Kuro's character
>>558619064Shouren. Also Frey twins because they are lazily written and devs shove them everywhere.Cassandra, Astrid, foreign studentsIvy's story was kinda meh
Taking (you) to Honeydukes
what if we watched some trash after finishing the harry potter films? As a palette cleanser?
>>558664362Vanity project trash or accidental trash?
>>558666985Yeeeees?
>>558667365Alright, but there better be tiddies and dongers in there with an incomprehensible plot.
>>558668271I was thinking some raw, hard hitting breenius actually
>>558664362please no, i actually want to watch something entertaining for once.
>>558670038you can watch good films ion your own time
>>558670284and you can watch garbage films ion your own time
>>558670731I do! And then I want to make people suffer.
>>558670284>>558670731why not one good movie, and then one bad movie?
>>558675457what good movie d'ya want then?
I dunno…
>>558682306Buy it for me.
>>558682306Pass outfit? I look forward to seeing everyone in cute cat whisker makeup.
>>558683072spending money on this game? you crack me up, anon
>>558682306Luna-inspired?
>>558672610but i want people to have a good time!
>>558694279Suffering is FUN
>>558644752?
>>558700483Was it all too much?Or just not enough?
>>558703226Honestly? A lil bit of both
>>558700483What is this image supposed to convey?
>>558255937It was Alan Rickman's birthday.
>>558710082We don't know for sure that Ava isn't Alan Rickman. He could still be alive and lurking on /hpgg/.
i can't imagine ava being bornlike, she came out of a woman's vagina?i find that hard to believe
>>558717171that's kinda gay isn't it
>>558713576get easy on the drugs buddy
Seems that Netflix has lost the Warner Bros. acquisition bid to Paramount
>>558722328i still don't like the idea of warner bros. being acquired but imo paramount has a far better track record than netflix
>>558723012paramount has no track record because they are a decrepit ancient IP hoarding cunt who does nothing useful in this worldenjoy paying 25 dollars for paramount+++ultra+-+ if you want to see anything harrypotter again though
Reminder that it's always morally correct to sail the seven seas for your digital media
>>558724681still better than netflix lmao
Goodnight gigi's
I love this autistic dress up game.
>>558722328Honestly, I'm kind of glad.Something with a bit of a legacy is less likely to be retarded and self-destructive.
>>558731587Goodnight anon
>>558722328Between left-wing jews and right-wing jews, I support right-wing jews
>>558717171what does this MEAN
>>558725126DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
>>558749020Ahoy.
>>558685795Someone spent 150 euro on the last event
>>558731587Goodnight cute anon
>>558749020*Plunders booty*
Beginning
>>558776561And now. Quite the difference, isn't it?
>>558776726Not really, no.
>>558776854>they're the same picture
>>558776726look at her SLUTTY wrists
>>558732305What a fugly sense of fashion
>>558782898post good fashion
>>558776726Iris looks nice in that dress…
>>558794158I picked it because it's the only one with a noticeable bust. I refuse to believe she'd be a flatty all the way in Year 5.
Club Events in 21 minutes.
>>558795767Alas, another victim of the mamariminmus curse.
Humiliation ritual
>>558801525Switch to Story Mode to skip them.
>>558801525>>558801590Or get the mod to bypass the mini game
>>558801525I don't even remember how it worked.
>>558784845Anything that isn't that
>>558669361As much as I too am a disciple of the Breen, I don't think most of our wizzas and witches have the mental fortitude to withstand his sheer breenius without passing out.
>>558796520Not with that dress she ain't
>>558732305Me too...
>>558808038They survived Suburban Sasquatch, they can survive Fateful Findings.
>>558818024Which one does he get the pet cgi tiger?
AAAAAAAAAA
I love perky witch tiddies so much bros
>>558827289top 3, name them.
>>558250361slytherin twinks are personal property of the Gryffindor quidditch team
>>558832896top 3, name them.
>>558832896Why are you replying to club events with that?
>>558827289I like it when their tits are as big as their head, makes them more fun to motorboat. Brbrbrbrfltt.
What the fuck, Graf?
>>558836765this but mega
>>558837026What a traitorous little nigger
>>558838529i wouldn't go that far...
Augh I am late but movie night tomorrow at the usual time of 6:30pm EST (11:30pm UTC)... our movies for this week are the final two Harry Potter films—Deathly Hallows part 1 and 2.See you there!
>>558832896What does this have to do with me? Because my witch is Gryffindor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH9CoII-PoEGrindelwald echo and other new stuff.
>>558840936Awesome because otherwise i would have missed it playing RE9
>>558850091Is it good?
>>558857015
Goodnight hypogogis
>>558858626Goodnight anon
>>558833005twinks or gryffs? Or both?
>>558855067Yes if you don't mind leon getting semi-sidelined through most of the game
>>558808919>pads
>>558857015>>558870230kek
>>558866264What a scandal
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>558866264How dare you, anon. Iris has done nothing to justify this slander!
>>558821282That would be Cade: The Tortured Crossing.
WAKE UP
>>558894702Bleh…
Club Events in 33 minutes.
>>558903209Told ya Loaf is flat as a board
>>558837026Huh what's this?
>>558903209FLAT IS JUSTICE!
>>558907145Mega...
Hello hypogigis, just a reminder that this week's movie night is today at 6:30pm EST (11:30pm UTC) — that is, in about 3 hours from the time of this posting. Today we will be finishing off our annual watchalong of the Harry Potter series with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, parts 1 and 2.See you there soon!>>558664362Fantastic Beasts next, but after that maaaybe? FB is three movies so that leaves an open slot after the last one... a few people *did* request Breen... although I think I told someone I'd show something after so that might have to be first? I forget who and what though so I will have to be reminded.>>558841079I wish that were me...
>>558907614i think sliding in a trash between the last potter film and FB would be good, then we'd have two per evening yeah?
>>558907614>I forget who and what though so I will have to be reminded.willy's? dunno if, like, someone had asked for a movie before me
>>558908135Y'know what sure yeah that works, we can do that.>>558908865Oh yes that was it! Or at least one of them, maybe someone did mention something else before but I don't remember either so we'll go with that.Breen + Fantastic Beasts 1 next week then, followed by FB2/3 , and then Willy's and ??? after that.
What about the HP cooking show?
>>558910010Soon! One of the movie sites I use turns out to have it so we can actually watch that now...
>>558909492aw, i've been waiting for willy's for the past three months now
>>558911836what's willy's?
>>558862958Should have had Jill, Claire, and Chris, not just Leon.
>>558914292Should've brought back wesker (somehow) instead of retconing Spencer's motives but alas...
aaaaaaaaaa
>>558912659cute...
Movie night starting in 15 minutes; today we're watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows parts 1 and 2.Grab some popcorn and come join us!https://caracal.club/hpggParty
>>558907614>that leaves an open slot after the last oneWe always watched the ruinion as the movie after FB3 the last 3 times. Why not this time?
>>558921607Oh wait true I forgot about that... hmm ok I'll figure it out later but thank ye for the reminder.
https://caracal.club/hpggPartyDeathly Hallows part 1 starting now.
pp is peeing
i'm so mad this should've been part of a vanity box
https://caracal.club/hpggPartyDeathly Hallows Part 2 starting in 18 minutes. Go pee or whatever!
pp was peeingit was a 7/10
ava peed too>>558907796poppy...
>>558945129Wait im confused. Did Ava just pee or did she make a Poppy too?
>>558907796Broomsticks are fun in multiple ways.
you are a better soul than me if you do not call them hufflecucks
damn, I missed it. Do we screen 1-7 in a loop or go to the beasts movies?
>>558949040Yes.
>>558949343Yes what?
>>558952223Goodnight cute anon
>>558952223Goodnight anon
>>558912659Good, now add the cat ears
While the majority of those playing this game are adults, I am playing it exclusively .... to larp as a teenager
>>558963369You visited the island
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>558907796>why is your broomstick sticky?
>>558933794So what have we learned from this movie night?Aside from pp not engaging in basic post-toilet hygeine.
>>558986796That pp can dish out the trash but can't take it.
>>558949040Fantastic Beasts next! Well one Breen trash and then Fantastic Beasts, anyway.
Browt.
>>559002832browt...
>>558986796You can get Dragon Sound tshirts on Amazon
fatnastic breens and where to find them
>>559006493Do you think you could fix him?
>>559006846yes, but whatever is wrong with him is way more interesting
>>559006493Judging by his movies, Las Vegas, Nevada is where you go to find Fantastic Breens.
>>558960358Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Dkf6qIAbcGrindelwald echo looks interesting.>>559014093If only the cat ears looked more catlike...
>>559014093Perfect
>>559016981They look like Minnie Mouse's, not a cat's.
>>559017084>not Purrrfectone job anon...
>>558986796PP hates cute spiders
>>559022728Spiders aren't cute
>>559023789Some are
>>558986796That witches and wizard synchronise their sexings to make sure all their kids are going to go to school together.
>>558986796pp can be trusted with power and deserves it actually
>>559031952this post has been fact checked by real PPatriots and found to be PPropaganda
>>559032594you'd think that the PPatriots would encourage PPower.
>>559033338you don't give true power to PP's
>>559037851the notes make a little smiley face, i like that
>>559031952I want to thrust inside pp
>>559038142keep it to the other thread my guy
I want to fuck the Hebridean Black dragon.
>>559039674oh you wanna fuck the dragon? What about showign the dragon a good time, huh? Taking it out to dinner maybe? Buying it flowers? Dragons aren't made for you to rub your crotch on. Have some respect.
>>559040023Why do all you whores want to be emotionally manipulatedWe just want to fuck
>>559031952She doesn't.She skiped credits.
>>559044497And didn't play my video
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hi let's discuss hagrid's half-giant cock
>>559057050made for mega
>>559057050it wasn't enough for maxime, likely why she didn't stay with him
>>559057508Oof. I cant believe he tried to throw it down that hallway
>>559014093Good, good, now go nyaa~ while doing a paw pose.
>>559058367How about no?
>>559057050How many times did Hagrid relieve his half-giant blue balls inside Harry while he was pretending to be dead?
Siiiigh, how I wish to be man handled by a witch shorter than myself. For her to push me onto a couch and forcefully touch and caress me. My pleas of resistance falling on deaf ears and she clasps a hand over my mouth, telling em to be quiet so as to not disturb my dorm mates. She would kiss and bite my neck, applying pressure if I dare let out too loud a noise. She could grab my face with a stern look, pursing my lips together as soft submissive sounds escape my barely closed mouth. Forcefully pushing me repeatedly back into place and pressing perhaps just a little too hard into my body. Oh for a sweet short witch to treat me in such a manner as the cool air fills the tower from opened windows.
>>559061432why would anyone want to touch you though
>>559061432Mega...
>>559061508Because I’m sweet :3c>>559061521Naur
>>559062179>>559062179you're a TRAMP
I only blast ropes to big tits.
>>559062179>>559061432Hi Matti.
>>559063682You’re a used up old SKANK>>559063775Eh? Nani? Ma…tti?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how tight is Voldy's asshole?
>>559058367There, now don't be weird.
Good morning
>>559074372What's so good about it?
Wake up!
Is it possible to refresh an echo boosted spell/summon into a better version of it ala a +1 Expelliarmus into a +2? Or do I have to swap out the +1 into something else and then pray to god that I somehow luck into getting an improved version of it later down the line?
>see death eater got banned so my Bella strategy was fucked>just realized I had a +2 Thunderstorm on that very same echoWelp, time to go full cancer
>>559067857you're a faggot
>>559096015Yes it is
>>559096015You have to get quite lucky but it is possible, yes.
Club Events in 68 minutes.
>>559068035
aaa!
>>559119302AAAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS IT BURNSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559127138Lottie!!!!
>Hobo bag
>>559136927Made from authentic hobos
>>559151432nighty night my dude
>>559139059You shouldn't skin, tan, and make purses out of people leather, that's kinda icky.
>>559158979Goodnight anon
>>559158979Goodnight cute anon
>>559127138My harem
>>559174520You mean our harem, buttercup.
Maintenance day, yeah
>>559155286Exacty! That's what house elves are for.
>>559190318Why is he brown?
Hello?
Club Events in 26 minutes.
I wasted 180 red keys and only got 3 mythic cards...
>>559229112That’s such a bubble butt bottom boy trainer pokemon so I can see why he has it
>>559229112thats not loaf
>>559235664What kinda pokemang would loaf be? What kinda of pokes would you and your crew be?
>>559237821
>>559238102burn that thing before it reproduces
>>559238668No I want more of them
>>559238102That's not real
>>559237821we did a trainer thing once
>>559243084yeah, but now it's time for you to be trained
>>559245872I respond well to treats and praise, goodnight.
>>559246408What kind of treats?
I like this idle animation
>move is blatantly called ORB of water>card skin turns it into TORNADO of water
>>559243084Homework.
Homework...
>>559237821there's a pokemon called dachsbun that is just a bread dog but it is a weenie dog, not the elongated creature i am>>559243084awh man i gotta do homework now...
>>559252229ak yourself
Come back and fight like a man you animal!also this chase music is really good
>>559265420Goodnight anon
>>559243084Prob one of the more fun homeworks for sure
>>559243084Regrettably I don't know enough about Pokemon to do this one...
hi bois :3
>>559269779there are none, this is a girl general
>>559252110Cute
>>559271774All of you have paninises and I shan't be persuaded to believe otherwise.
>>559287182not that long ago we had a skank post nudes of herself in here
>>559297616was it PP?
>>559301228>>559301406Oh no, my digital tourettes is acting up
>>559301228>>559301406Hmm, that’s not bad.
>>559300254Whoever it was, she was hot.
Club Events in 36 minutes.
>>559316507was it Mega?
>>559320831100%
>>559320831>>559300254T'weren't, and you should just forget about the whole thing desu.
>>559322798this means it was eva or kuro
>>559317556Thank you for the events Megaaa.>>559238102I want one...>>559325179It wasn't either of us.
Saw this gem in the world chat.
>>559326458Thanks I hate it
>>559326458mega on the left
>>559325498>eva still talks to kuroweird
>>559338043Why?
>>559339527Because this anon thinks you cant keep friends outside of games
>>559339610Both Eva and Kuro still play the game though?
>>559339803Curiouser and curiouser
have you ever commissioned art of you wizza?
>>559340593nah, I just gaslight matti into drawing stuff I think's funny
Zara Fishlock brainwashing us into believing she's a good person was kinda hot...
>>559343629that's funny, you should keep doing that.
>>559338043What's weird about that? We're friends; we play together regularly and climb to MA tier in duos every season.>>559340593Never commissioned but a few people have drawn stuff for me.>>559343965Anon...
>>559343965What do you mean, brainwashed? Robyn and Hagrid are just crazy eco-terrorists. Miss Fishlock is a good person, a respected businesswoman with a kind heart. She risked her life to save the player. She even mentally whispers to you that everything is fine with you and you are a good boy/girl.
>>559340593Yes, the artist never finished it and ghosted everyone. Never doing that again.
>>559348256>Anon...I just wanna obey her, she's so pretty...>>559355649TRUE!
>>559355649Fishy hands typed this post
Post pics if shes so fuckin prettyDo it I fuckin dare you and see what happens to dinner tonight
>>559361498i don't have pictures of mega
>>559297616
>>559369758Goodnight anon
Aaaaaaaaaa!
the fat mooncalves are funny
wake UP!
>>559412450Loaf's husband...
would loaf enjoy Goro Takemura
Is this truly what men desire?
Nurse Abigail!
>>559426889Yes
>>559426889
>>559426889Doesn't everyone desire this?
I'm tired nothing ever happens here... Fuck you all You piece of shit
>>559429215we're doing things without you bro
Why is Cassandra beating on Abigail?
>>559430041Cassandra is such fucking SEX I cant believe what a perfect character design.
>>559430283
Why did your MC do it?
>>559430553
>>559412450My sweet husband I want to kiss his cheeks and nuzzle him muwahmuwahmuwah>>559425457What's he like? I've seen him before but I haven't played 2077 yet. >>559431085Now she's blue
>>559433595he's a stoic, loyal, corpo bodyguard/hitman.
>>559412450Hehe I want to tie him up and molest him and I want him to look away in shame because he let a school girl overpower him and because he actually likes it
>>559430041Can't be Abigail, not ginger.
>>559431085She was mean to Lottie that one time.
>>559426889>>559427519>>559428375Tiamat a cute
>>559433595Female Megamind kinda a baddie
>>559439910thank you mehtrocity
>>559439523T-the personification of the raging sea from assyrian myth?
>>559430283I hate how they cant make up their mind on where her mole is supposed to be and the artists basically just give up because theyre so confused about its placement
Which witch or wizard do you trust enough to form an unbreakable vow with?
This is nice, for Quidditch enjoyers.
They never addressed the TV canonically but surely there's a way to beam quidditch into the Leaky Cauldron or whatever. It'd be pretty boring otherwise
>>559467569Oh, cute...
>>559474656Goodnight anon
>>559467569Cool
>>559466502Amelia
>>559439523
>>559478027cringe
>>559297616Did I miss this? When?
>>559491354Dani stealth slutting again
ITS FRIDAY
>>559509770WHAT!?
it's friday, fridaygotta get down on fridayeverybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend
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>>559521562Nooo it's nap time...
here let's hold hands and yell at the ocean
>>559522165AT THE OCEAN!
wake up
So what's the slop schedule for Saturday?
>>559537006Breen! I don't think we've decided which one yet, but I recommend Fateful Findings or Pass Thru.
>>559537761I'm personally gunning for Fateful Findings.
>>559537842Pass Thru is more unhinged, though.
>>559538209It never really captivated me the same way Fateful Findings, Double Down or even I Am Here....Now did. They're sheer breenius without having to go full unhinged.
>>559466502What are we making an unbreakable vow about?
>>559538358I think they're all winners. Like the Silver Foxes. All winners.
>>559538914So long as everyone gets to experience the full scope of Neil's breenius, I'll be satisfied.
>>559539771I don't think eva's letting me play ALL of them. Even if she should.
Hello hypogigis, our next movie night will be on Saturday, March 7th (that is, tomorrow) at 6:30pm EST (11:30pm UTC) as usual. Our films for this week will be Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, followed by Fateful Findings.See you there!>>559540384You do not get to have *all* the trash, no.>>559522165>here let's hold handsL-lewd.>and yell at the oceanAAAAaaaaAaaAAaaaaaa...!
>>559549140it feels weird to start with FB don't it
Fantastic Breens and Where to Find Them
>>559549691My backyard, I have 7.
>>559550518Wow where’d you get so many?
Update: Hufflepuffs are blind.
>>559564119Yes.
>>559564119Why is that?
>>559564119One too many dongs to the eyes?
>>559579107Smoothing the smooth
>>559564119Being sorted as Hufflepuff is a leading cause of dropping out of magical academy
>>559585149Goodnight anon
>>559588016better a hufflepuff then sharing a house with mega
survived the purging
still sitting on page 10 though
We live again
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This general is a crab bucket
>>559610756You're a crab bucket >:{
Hello hypogigis, 'tis Saturday and thusly movie night day today... our films for today will be Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them followed shortly thereafter by Fateful Findings, and as usual we will be starting at 6:30pm UTC (11:30pm EST) — that is, in about 4 hours and 15 minutes from now.See you there soon!
>>559610756no it's a clown car
need to honk that witch clussy
ew
>o ho ho ho's in frenchI like beauxbaton, wish we got more of it.
>>559622374
>>559622757...wood?
>>559622886draw him like one of your french girls
>>559623645that's a job for matti.
MATTI! Recreate the Jack drawing Rose scene from Titanic with Oliver Wood in the role of Rose and PP as Jack. Have Wood using a quaffle to protect his modesty. pic for reference pose.
>>559625425this is weird; you're weird.
>>559626627
>>559625425But they wouldn't even be alive at the same time, she'd be 100+ years old. Plus he should be on a broom making a save like that, not on a couch.
>>559627156I don't think I want you at your grand wizard? Can we compromise and meet at your journeyman wizard instead
Posts made to scare Eva.
>>559630850AUGH>>559622374Hon hon hon... I wish we got more about the other magic schools in general, there's only random little bits of lore here and very few actual appearances. With all the teleporting about you'd think there would be more intermingling...
>>559487556My my mister Ward, did your fancy law books teach you that?
>>559633027Loaf...
Hello hypogigis, movie night starting in 15 minutes. Today we're watching Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, followed by Fateful Findings.Get some popcorn and come join us!https://caracal.club/hpggParty
https://caracal.club/hpggPartyFantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them starting now.
Smooching the thread
>>559630850
>>559646520Huh, someone saved that.
https://caracal.club/hpggPartyFantastic Beasts just finished; Fateful Findings starting in 15 minutes. Go pee and stuff!
pee pee is peeing
a real human breen~
and a real hero~
>>559648062Eva we require more Breenius next week.
>>559657886You get beasts next week... but there will be more Breens in the future. I did enjoy the Breen. I think. I had emotions about it anyway; I'm not sure what they were but I definitely had some.
>>559657886no
>>559658176>You get beasts next week...I read "breast" at first...
>>559666247Goodnight anon
>>559671657Smoothing the smooth
What if Mega was a boy?
*cuffs you and sends you to azkaban*
What if we all studied and finished our homework?
>>559688453It's fun.
>>559688453what if you gave me new homework to do
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559697554Scenario: you've been swept up in the pygmy puff craze. Draw your perfect pygmy puff and tell us what you named them.
Homework: Fill out each row with the appropriate witches (and wizzas too, if you want)
>>559707421It's a soothead called Peter Bogey-Eater.
Club Quiz starting now.Also, goodbye Dani.
>>559709904aww, atleast she could've told us why she left...
>>559710373Looks like a classic attention seeking move to just show up out of nowhere and leave the club. Best to not play that game.
>>559710625Shut up.
>>559711540Bite me
>>559707728that's not homework>>559707421that's boring
I don't think cooking would be a very widespread skill in the wizarding society.
>>559709904I love you Dani please don't leave me. Tell me what to do and I'll do it...
Some whore alt left! You heard it! Some whore alt left! Nobody cares.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>559707421Her name is Scrinkles and I got her from the back of the pet store where they hide the ones they don't want you to see. The owner paid me to take her. She enjoys eating centipedes and occasionally maims small rodents. I'm like 40% sure she's actually a pygmy puff. Ish.>>559707728What does this MEAN>>559709904Aw. I hope she's well, whatever she is up to...>>559710373Maybe she just wasn't planning on playing anymore and wanted to open up the slot?>>559717406You only say that because you can't cook...I can't either
>>559727006>You only say that because you can't cook...I say it because house elves are ubiquitous and because Hogwarts doesn't offer a cooking class like a real school would. The only wizards we ever see cooking are the Weasleys and they're strange!
>>559729469>they're strange!not to mention ginger
>>559729621don't remind me!
Gingers are soulless
>>559737526Nah, come to bed with me
>>559718698Ooooh, who's alt? Who's been exposed?
>>559741750thread is not ready for this one
>>559743694Atrocius?
>>559718698calm down hannah(whore main)
>>559741750Dani is Elizabeth Walsh.
>>559747267how's that?
>>559718698Real whores are pathetic, meek backstabbing bitches. They're still around.
>>559687232they should make the dress up thing a permanent feature so i can coom to all the girl outfits i never use properly
>>559747267I don't think so, I saw both in the same quiz at the same time.
>>559749146what if they had 2 computers/phones?
>>559751725I don't think she was schizo enough to do that.
If you've got pictures of Lottie, please send them directly to me.Thank you.
>>559760485Goodnight anon
I don't know why this makes me laugh.
What did she feed it..?
>>559776770She brought it to her friends' gardens and kitchens.
>>559776770Way too many new years dumplings
>>559776770It’s a Hufflecalf.
Wake uppp
>>559800839WAKE ME UP
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I can't believe Amelia married Eva.
I can't believe Liz is Dani, Loaf is My, Mercy is Ava, Tris is Atrocius, Hufflepuff is Zach and Cora is Hannah. What a wild world we live in.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/214340/Deponia/FREE point-and-click kino, come get it!
>>559814964You are funny.Give me more stupid X is Y examples.
>>559817536Did you know that PP is actually Albert in a wig?
>>559818761I can believe that.
>>559824625Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would,
>>559818761PP is three elves in a trenchcoat
>>559824759Then how the hell is it so hard for her to cook a decent meal?
>>559826235the secret is that they just pretend to be bad at cooking
>>559826532Those fucking bitches...I'm calling the ministry.
>>559814964I fucked all of them
>>559828138Goldie-Sama...
Who will be first to claim Mega?
I wish Elsie fucked me
@Loaf
I wish they'd allow us to swap the gender of our charactersSometimes I want my character to be a woman, sometimes I want it to be a cute boy
>>559828942I fucked her too
>>559830205Nobody.
Colour me surprised.
>>559835725cute goth loli
>>559840542-VAAAAAAAA
>>559831429did this breadloaf give you a tough time
I love (You)
If the shrieking shack really existed thered be so much cum on the walls
go have sex.now!
>>559831710Troooooon
>>559846854>>559844038>>559831927>>559828138>>559824689
>>559848606join us
>>559846854i had sex last fridayher pussy was so damn loose I couldnt fucking cum
>>559846854HAVE SEX
>>559848998>>559850907Oh do I have a game for you two
>>559858663Goodnight anon
>>559858663Goodnight!
>Teddy Lupin, and him being a student in Hogwarts actually came upHuh, I genuinely started to think that would never come up. A shame he doesn't actually make an appearance though, and just gets mentioned by MC and Abi
Good morning hypogigis
>>559885675Good luck *Doomslayer music starts*
>>559874815If they can mention him in a little blip then maybe he will make an appearance later on? Doubt it but it's nice to think about.
>>559854842SQUART
I want to fuck Poppy... I hope we can romance her on the sequel even if they introduce other whores I will stay loyal
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>>559907847You will not escape the AI horror's. I will torment you with them as long as I can.
>>559910701centaur dongs only. sorry
>>559914017I will squatch you
>>559919937Squatch dong is so passé, though. It's all about the Breenis these days.
>>559923002I don't think breen has ever directly shown pp actually. Butt & Balls definitely, but not the pp.
>>559923247The lack of Breen pp is what's keeping him from mainstream success. We would have the BCU (Breen Cinematic Universe) by now if he showed the pp.
>>559923445I guess we'll just have to be happy with the NBEU (neil breen expanded universe).
Fun FactIn the italian version of Harry Potter, professor Quirrel is called prfessor Raptor.
>>559924673That's pretty metal
There's nothing to doLife sucks
>>559928160call your mom
Is throwing rocks at mega a sin?
>>559937485Are you without sin?
>>559937485the opposite
>>559938209yes :)>>559938354bless u
release the sext logs
>>559944160what logs?
>>559944160No
Which witche or wizza would you team up with for your last stand against overwhelming odds so that your friends and loved ones could escape?
>>559960678What if they're part of my friends and loved ones though?
>>559970963Goodnight anon
>>558238414why is there a harry potter games general and why has there been 1289 of them?(1290 soon)
>>559972323Who cares?
>>559972323Why wouldn't there be?
>>559843629Faggot
>>559972836>>559972904oddly defensive but ok
>>559973464I mean there are Harry Potter games. They exist. Why would they not have a thread?
>>559960678What do you mean? If it's the last stand, then everyone stands together.https://youtu.be/48dSKxo64BU?si=B0xiQbWqVuf0y91G
>>559991121If everyone is going down then I'm saving myself while you schmucks get lit up.
Wake up wake up wake up!
>>560007530demonic
Club Events in 59 minutes.>>559937485Why would you waste a perfectly good rock?
>>560014323I thought pp would like it, you know, what with her being a big fan of that sort of stuff.
>>560017621>>560017621>>560017621New thread
>>560023998Har har har
>>559960678>Teaming up>Implying I couldn't solo whatever overwhelming odds these areLol. Lmao even.
Club Quiz starting now.Sorry, I forgot and went showering...
>>560025291wet mega...
>>560025172Good luck soloing hive fleet tiamet my dude.
>>560026519Effortless. Wouldn't even break a sweat.
New actors for sideroles.GryffindorFrom left to right>Katie Bell, Angelina Johnson, Oliver Wood, Alicia Spinnet, Lee JordanSlytherinBackrow from left to right>Miles Bletchley, Lucian Bole, Marcus Flint, Adrian Pucey, Peregrine DerrickFrontrow from left to right>Terrence Higgs, Pansy Parkinson, Graham MontagueHufflepuffFrom left to right>Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Ernie MacMillan, Justin Finch-FletchleyRavenclawFrom left to right>Terry Boot, Lisa Turpin, Penelope Clearwater, Padma Patil
>>560034961another ginger turned black...
>>560035389As far as i know, her hair or skincolour was never mentioned in the books. Chris Columbus just put his ginger daughter in this role.
>>560035389Dyslexia is common amongst casting directors, it's a terrible, terrible epidemic.
>>560034961no cute blonde sneks...
>>560039095That's racist
You do have a true confidant on your friends list right anon? You aren't a no friend loser right?
Cutiepuff
>>560026492Obviously not, I own towels.
>>560034961My brownoid fatigue is killing me sisters
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>560034961>the main friendgroup>wannabe cool guys noone actually respects>second grade>literature club
Oh nononono The girls are fighting
>>560060731Kek
>>560060731normal griff vs snak fights. let them be.
>>560060731someone threw rocks at mega's actress
I found out about this hair a week ago and I still can't get over the fact that I'll never own it.Fuck limited time items, bane of my existence.
>>560034961Great casting
>>560065003Why are you so invested in dressing up a girl? Aren't you a guy?
>>560065003cornering her in honeydukes and not letting her go until she eats all the prank sweets you've prepared
>>560065918don't judge others, aye?
>>560065003Speaking of hair, I'm glad they finally let us dye some of the older ones.(The one pictured was dyeable straight away)
>>560065575Huh...
>>560073595Gryffindors look like a bunch of lively, energetic kids. Some Slytherins have faces that make you want to punch them at first glance. Hufflepuffs look friendly and cheerful. Ravenclaws look responsible and knowledgeable.
>>560076747Great analysis ngl
>>560034961Which ones are they making gay, for the modern audience?
>>560072460You're Slytherin coded.Also tier list of witches and wizards pertaining to other houses more than their alleged ones?
>>560078260there's nothing slytherin about mega
>>560076869Thank you, I know it's better than nignog this one, brown that one
>>560078260thats a fun idea
CONFESS
>>560081163>>560081163>>560081163Migrate when ready
>>560080759Goodnight anon