Previous: >>557752379Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
buff my weapon, ngmi
um... meow?
You left your keys in the Crab Tank and Little Buddy jumped into the cockpit.
I'm mentally eel and my brain is fryed.
big floppa
GGs p
GGs open
I want to slom but only with grizz weapons.
The squid sisters are aunties, but in differing flavors.
No fr*nch edition
Side Order released two years ago today.It is also Cat Day in Japan.
it's a shame the pb wasn't today, could've had a pawsuit special rule
>>558249274Sex with octos.
GGs open room
ggs open clanfags have been rekt
GGs openers
>>558248285
judd is so fathow is he so fat
>>558252432he ate thos food*BRUP*
>>558251275a cat is fine too.
floppy shredder
So need a cute woom my rank
So need a cute veem my rank
>>558252804you are supposed to control spaceyou behind wall = everything in your range is impossible to contestergo, take it
No fatties allowed beyond this point
No frenchie allowed beyond this point
Top 3 weapons that need to be buffedGootuberTentabrellaClash Blaster
>>558261379>Tentabrella
>>558262243>oth fags still seething
>>558261525Takarokabrella.
>>558262349why can't i have an over the shoulder potato sack wife like utsuho has
nekomimi mode
Any continued interest in 1king salmon?
>>558266060Yes, in 5?
>>558267027Sure, shoot another (You) when ready.
>>558267193>shoots (You)
>>558267464Oben
What Gauntlet Dark Legacy class would your ceph choose?
>>558268159archer because of bfg
GGez Y
hehe wee~
>>558268159The fuck are you talking about
>>558268159Should I play this game?
fuck you japanthis is for making splatoon 3
>>558270182GGs!
>>558270949*splatoon 2
>>558270949*chibi-robo
>>558271583good woomies
>>558271583'notice me senpai' vibe
What Bushiroad deck would your ceph play?
How would you nerf quick bomb?
>>558276049it's called a burst bomb
>>558276049put it on weak mains and not the best ones in the game for one.
>>558276116>transhouse fanfiction
Which board is your ceph's favorite?
>>558276049That's a burst bomb.>>558276328Official name, sorry, YWNBAJ.
>>558276328you will never be japanese
>>558276441/c/
>>558270815Play it while drunk and record yourself.
callie!!!!!
>>558276328>"bursts" on impact>is not thrown any quicker than a normal splat bombit's a burst bomb
Who else is playing Salmon Run while listening to kpop?
What's your ceph's favorite k pop group?
2 years of Side Order.
>>558280535She doesn't listen to that trash.
>>558280535Huntrix
I wish Deep Cut got their own spinoff game it'd be so fun.
>>558280580Side Order update soon
erm, it's infinitely replay-able we don't need raiders and 4
>>558281026Mira is actually hot here.
he's a big guy
why does she never get called a tomboy
>>558280535bts
Woomy
I love my woomy. Do you love your woomy? Do you love my woomy?
I HATE WOOMIES
>>558291520
>>558291314i love my veemo
>>558291947I love my veemo, and yours as well.
I have drawn my woomy only once.
i have never drawn my woomy but i have drawn shiver because: she's sex
I just pay other people to draw my woomy.
i would draw but my yebby ate my crayons...
Post an /ink/er get a trib.
>>558296972a what?
it's almost time for the march direct
>>558297256tribunal
>>558297256I think he meant tribute...
>>558297256dunno, trying to trade your woomy for a river, sounds like scam, buyers beware
Make /ink/ /splat/ again!
>>558281192Explorer-kun...
>>558322328it has never been /splat/we'll much rather become /woom/ if we have to give up /ink/
Put your ceph on a diet
>>558322458Who's we
>match started but they're busy dicking around on their phones
>>558327181This but st/ink/ers (you know who you are ese)
>>558327181These woomies are doing opioids!Baaaad woomies...
>>558327651unblock me
sr golden rotation this weeknd
>>558253658
>>558330856Pissing on the Marina drone until it short circuits
>>558332954Is this supposed to be a bad thing or a good thing?
LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS
>>558336115>you are NOT SILLY
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>558336274>woomygelion 3.0: you are not silly
>>558337157I do
>>558337689room open
open 2/4
>>558337157I'll join
>>558338243I'll play for a bit.
>>558338596>>558338815opening
dced, i can rejoin
>>558341231now
sorry gotta go, ggs opens
GGs open, gotta get back to work at the hour.
GGs ab
>>558346104oh ggsggs openers
do i looklike i knowwhat a [woomy!] is?i just want a picture of a goddamn [squid!] [kid!]
>side order first trailer>clearly nowhere near done, only one gameplay shot of agent 8 standing in the hub with flashes of concept art>took around 7ish months to get a second proper trailer with actual gameplay>raiders>peek at a fully rendered in game cutscene>some gameplay, not a lot, nothing substantial but more than SO>taking longer to get a proper trailer than SOidgi
>>558351278they didn't already get preorder sales from raiders yet, they actually have to sell it
Splatoon 1 was only 10% done when they first showed it off, how did dev time become so slow and unproductive?
>>558351278Metroid p4 took almost 10 years.
>>558351278>side order first trailer>clearly unfinished>took 7 months to get a second trailer of unfinished gameplay>then a few months later, releases unfinished>raiders first trailer>clearly unfinished>spent more resources on pretty opening cutscene than anything gameplay-related>gameplay shown is just some base assets on top of reused walking and shooting>is a full standalone game so you'd expect at very least 4x the content of either of the dlc campaignsraiders not until 2027, with trailer next december
>>558352650>making things updo doomkeks really
>>558352013splat1 leans heavy into pure gameplay, and is actually pretty lean on assets, it could afford to do so because it's a multiplayer game, so you don't get tired of all the toys in 3 hours because every match feels fresh. a big singleplayer campaign is always more asset-heavy than a multiplayer game. >>558352350namco's mp4 was cancelled so about 4 years out of that were just trashed. and again, big asset-heavy singleplayer campaign.
>>558352650>unfinishedyou keep using that wordi don't think it means what you think it means
post good woomies
woomy ryona
>>558353491if they had the mechanics down, they'd show them offwe see things equipped to the back pylons, but we don't get to see them used, so they weren't even done with core mechanicswe are not even sure what kind of game it is, it might have stuff like base building or it might just be a linear campaign or anything at this point because they've shown nothing and said barely anythinglook at splat3 reveal trailer- they have shown off new spawn system, rolls, surges, stringer and even zooka, out of new mechanics they only skipped out on the swords; s2 trailer has shown off dullies, curlings, roller and charger changes and every single new special, only brellas got skippedthe only reason to demonstrate a game without complete confidence in underlying mechanics and willingness to demostrate it is desperation to grab/retain attention, and even that is backfiring now
>>558355589i was talking about side orderit's a lot of things but it is not unfinished
Woomy!
i miss being a kid where i could just enjoy games uncritically
>>558356487side order feels very much like "we went 95% of the way across the continent but we're tired so we'll just settle here and never see the sea" kinda dealit's the portland, oregon of campaignslike, it could be a cool coastal city if it moved 20 miles west, but nope, it's just a dump in the most mundanely miserable part of the usthere are more miserable places in america, you could be in the middle of bumfuck alaska freezing your bum off, but at least you can brag about that, in portland you just live a bit shit, see sun less than 1/3 of the year and sustain yourself with ungodly amounts of coffee and alcohol, without even a consolation prize of cool sea breezethat's what it feels like playing side order, all this titanic effort but the end result is just "i could've just stayed in londuh"
>>558356487it may be "complete" but it feels very first draft, or had corners cuta lot of 3 does
>>558360843not really
>>558361238Nah I agree with him, it's weird that it doesn't have any high-effort cosmetic you win for doing it like Side Order giving you the octoling. It just has the 3D printed vanilla weapons, which is equivalent to what 2's campaign gave you for completing stages with given weapons.
>>558360843nah, it's a cake in the last stage before assemblyyou got your layers, you got your cream, you got ganache, you got the whipped cream, you got a strawberry to top it, all the ingredients you need for an excellent cakebut then you just haphazardly toss it together into one bowl, shake, and serve as-is, with all the semi-liquids mixed up, all the layers crumbling into bits and mixing in too, and the strawbery buried somewhere in the middle (and you didn't even rip the leaves off it)it's still tasty, you can pick up bits of the cake and dip it into the resulting concoction, but it would've been so much better if they had the discipline to actually assemble the components they had into an actual cake
^this man loves reading his own posts^
You people are complaining about no Raiders meanwhile I'm wondering how it's been eight months since the last weapons released.
splatoon is cancelled
>>558363340>only one charger got a third kit>several weapons that had thirds in both 1 and 2 are missing them in 3 despite having more weapons overalli refuse to believe that this is it, there HAS to be sheldon's picks sooner or later
>>558363340They pretty much stated they're done adding content. That's all the kits you'll get.
>>558363340it's been a year since last snipewriter nerfs, two and a half years since last tacticooler nerfs, and forever since last meaningful nerfs to either of the two
>>558364548tacticooler doesn't need nerfs
>>558365197yes, it needs complete removal from the gamefailing that, it needs to be sunsetted with nerfs that make it at best a niche pick, like stingray was in 2
>>558364548That's the game they want, anon.
>>558365509you need complete removal from these threads
>>558365548regardless of what anyone wants or how it changes the game, mandatory one per team special is a retarded idea, especially in a game where vast majority of players play in solo queue with no ability to adjust comps on the fly
>>558361635>It just has the 3D printed vanilla weapons, which is equivalent to what 2's campaign gave you for completing stages with given weapons.not reallybesides the hero shot the hero weapon replicas are practically identical to their base counterpartall of the order replicas have mostly unique models and completely different sound effects
the real truth pill is that the only data that they care about for balance is from X battles and the once in blue moon official tourney, not area cup or its sister eventsI don't have access to the top 500 data anymore but I guarantee you cooler does not constitute 25% of specialss there
I THINK SHIVER SUCKS
>>558366341s-blast should have gotten absolutely slammed if that were the case
>>558366492old men for money
>>558366492Bring back Frye abuse, it's been 3 squillion years...
>>558366705She doesIf you pay her enough she'll do you too
>>558366679they gave it around the same nerf (~6%) as range blaster did + the usual 10p additionin their eyes, it's what constitutes a big nerf since the season model makes them tiptoe around with main weapon changes
Were missiles really the only thing deserving of such a nuclear nerf? I don't think so. Then they have the excuse for the hitboxes and projectile sizing that they wanted to wait until the game was done, but they still have wrist slap nerfs instead of also making extreme changes.
the real truth pill is that splatoon 3 has engagement-based balancing
>>558367910retard
>>558367910dumbest post ITT
The real truth pill is the Wave 3 DLC was cut and repurposed into Raiders.
>>558367879>wrist slap nerfs instead of also making extreme changes.this one video has twisted the minds of gamedevs worldwidethere is a notable increase in games adopting that balance ideology in the last decade, across many different genres
>>558368545yeah and most of them are much more fun than their predecessors
>>558368545More realistically, the new devs took note of the first two games raping main weapons to near uselessness every other patch and course-corrected a tad too hard.
I'm still waiting on crab nerfs to play this thing again desu.
>>558369259crab has been nerfed several times
>>558369067go post that in the tekken general and get five million (you)s calling you a retard>>558369239the only thing that really got raped by nerfs in splatoon's history was dynamo in transition to 2, but it got better with gradual buffs and was largely balanced by the end of that game. not good- balanced. aside from that, splat brella got a lot of nerfs but kept on trucking just fine until 3 powercrept its nerfed state, squelchies got siphoned into a state so perfectly mid that they got zero patch notes throught all of 3, clash got raped by buffs, aero got kicked around for a while after baller meta, 99.9 came and gone and so did the nerfs that came with it for the most part, ballpoint and explosher got toned down from their overtuned release states, there weren't really any really big nerfs to mains other than d-dong, and even that one was more of a complete rework on par with transition from ds from squelchies, just starting off undertuned rather than overtuned.
>>558370698also throw in squeezer with bap and explo, it just took it one and a half games to get its buffs.
>>558370698>one examplei accept your concession
>>558370927*nerfsi really should go to sleep, good night /ink/
>>558370927>bap
>>558368545>shit fighter thumbnailNo wonder the opinion is fully retarded.
>>558371157fried chicken goes hard
yebbies buff when
>>558374026But not too buff, the muscles make them look less cute.
>>558366795we love frye and also the french turd is gone so nah.
>>558380794>It may be easier to come out as gay that co come out as a stick control user...What the fuck's the difference? Both are shit and both are faggots-
shaking woomy's tacticooler soda as a prank so it explodes in her face
i cant believe nintendo would put sarashi+tummy semen demon octo with bedroom eyes in the game
>>558385189I can’t get off to Shiver since she looks like my cousin.
agawawaaa*gurgle*
>>558387428
>>558385189Every character has bedroom eyes, just take a picture when they're halfway through blinking
Crime Scene Reconstruction
What if my woomy suddenly started wearing dolphin shorts?
>>558389616not in this weather young lady
>>558391957its funny how asians censor faces when they all look the same kek
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?or d2r 8man warlock speedrun
>>558394116depends who you are
I unironically believe only main weapons should have any significant impact in the game. Make a mains-only challenge just so I can style on bomb spammers and special farmers.
>>558394661im mrllamasc
ok draw his woomy with an even funnier hat
>>558396903
brb real quick
>>558397523Another fine Callie art piece of Callie for the massive Callie folder I have. Sauce? All as I create a giant checklist of Splashtag titles on Google Sheets, which is proving to be tedious, but not as tedious as earlier lol.
>>558400113https://x.com/mazuo917/status/2026114557266280598?s=20
>>558400472Thanks, anon!
i hate veemos so much
GGs open, gotta grab dinner.
>>558400113>not even a gigyou gotta work harder godspeed anon
>>558400819you hate veemo players
>>558401365It'll be a gig soon enough, I'm sure.
>>558401339but it's 10 am
>>558401949Ni hao to you too.
>open ended before I could eat my dinnerMaybe tomorrow.
>>558401371yes
>>558400113>massive>only 616 fileslmao
>>558403473It's still growing, anon
Who want fish?
Alright, I'll come back later then
gotta suck on some suction cups
>>558409430Back yet?
>>558413960Ye
>>558414115Ok let's kill some fish. On rotation?
>>558414284Sure
>>558414351You host?
>>558414404yes2/4, want in just (you) me
Just had to be endless Big Shots when we were down a player lol
Is it the weapons, freelancers, rng or me?
>>558417363GG's Y! we had almost 1000 points that freelancer had 300, take a guess lol
>>558418094Yeah, figures. Actually GGs, sorry for anticlimactic end after the fantastic W3, I take full responsibility for that. I'm bad at doing anything useful when it gets so crowded on high tide.
>>558418602Actually > AnywayI'm a little tilted lol
Here's your dynamo nerf bros. Coming soon.
>>558428161If you go by the sentiment on Japanese twitter, Luna will get the axe first. That is, if Nintendo actually really listens to Japanese players.
>>558429691
>>558429691it just returned to its splat1 size
>>558430320So broken
>>558354160Yea
>>558431637clash had that blast radius for yearss-blast had that blast radius before the nerfis it stupid? yesis it broken? eeeh probably not, luna is still a very disadvantaged weapon
>>558431637git gud shitter
>>558431549
>>558429691The second weakest blaster in the game does not need nerfs
>>558443336stop glowing
We love adult cephalopods here.
>spawning groundsAgainst common sense, 1 king?
How would you need squiffer
>>558449470Offer still up?
>>558452019Don't have enough time for it anymore, probably later.
>>558453868POV: Shiver's ass
>>558454664Me when shiver's butthole
>>558449924we need squiffer, so we should nerf reeflux's jump charge
>>558431549Steampunk splatoon....yeah that could work
>>558453868>>558454664Which one of them started doing this first.
>>558459421Frye
>>558464649bakushin gif with frye and shiver
Would you squeeze the anemone?
>>558466792Don't the anemone, the paralyzing stingers will lock every muscle in your body,
>>558466792Too fat.
1king fish now or at rot?
>>558470604 3/4
>>558470660Huh?
Third kits announcement tomorrow.
>>558470819Announce this *whips out eliter buffs"
>>558471150that's not the snipewriter nerf we need, but for sure, it's one we deserve
"help!"
>>558471935Me on the left.
How would you nerf sprinkler?
>>558474225I love this veemoI wanna squeeze it until its head pops like a zit
anyone wanna play some open?
I miss the froggot and his webms.
>>558475671sure why not
>>558475671>that one woomy that dies after landing
>>558476956Joining
>>558476956I wish to join
>>558478359sorry i didn't refresh, ill open after this game
>>558478359opened
open 4/4
"nautilus is honest"
forgive me in advance
>>558480879>has strengths>has weaknesses to compensate for those strengths>the strengths are not overwhelming and can be replicated by other weapons with different sets of tradeoffsit's pretty honest
>>558482640kill yourself
Naut is no S2 Ballpoint.Though Naut does get necrokill """trades""" because the netcode is two cups on a string.
>>558482913GGs p
>>558482891weapons with slower projectile speeds tend to necrokill more, mini is a big offender, naut is on the other side of the spectrumand yes, naut is more like a balanced version of 99.9 sspro than it is like ballpoint, bap is a proper backlinerand s3 ballpoint is still good, it just can't do shit against snipewriter because its nerfs balanced it against oldschool chargers, not almighty godmachines
i think i'm done tooggs open
>>558483378GGs k
open before rot ends?
>>558483893i can open for a last game or two
>>558480879what do you play?
Who else is watching treehouse live while listening to kpop?
>>558485427I'm watching in case there's a surprise splatoon announcement.
>>558485884LOL
>>558485884are you retarded?
>>558485884How's that copium treating you?
bgs closed
Any 1kingers around now?
>>558491698Sure, gimme a couple mins to get in.
>>558491773Aight lmk when ya ready.
>>558491948Yup.
>high tide flyfish hell to start the shiftThanks Grizz.
>>558485427i was playing turf war while listening to kpophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVTy_wmn5SU
ggs good flopshreddy
>>558495060GGs! Spawning grounds is the stage of all time.
>pokemon now makes its own animal crossinggoodcan we finally let nogami out of the comfyshit prison and let him focus 200% on splatoon now? they don't need two franchises that do the same things, and pokopia will sell a lot more merch so it wins financically
>>558495217
>>558495530>>558495598stop samefagging, vertebrate posterif they killed f-zero because of mario kart, they should kill animal crossing because of pokopia
>>558495598>>558495530one job
>>558495768
>>558495768LOL
>>558495895>>558496171no, comfyfags don't deserve two cakesnot when we were served a moldy one after five years of waitingit'll be just and financically responsible
>>558495217>It thinks Pokemon will ever fucking replace Animal CrossingL M A O.Not in a quintillion fucking YEARS is that EVER going to fucking happen.Pokemon is full of pedofaggots and retards like you....But I repeat myself.
>>558496236
>>558496236>he sincerely thinks nintendo would let go of their woman cash cow that single-handedly carried them through most of the pandemic just because pokemon is doing something similarcute
they should make new leaf 2
>>558496489you do realise just how much bigger pokemon is?you do realise that you're in one of the only places on the internet where little girl enjoyment factor is higher than in the pokemon community?>>558496663comfyfags have low standards and little loyalty, that's why there's five million farmpgs on switch instead of one big dominant oneif the answer is pokopia, they'll spend the same amount of money on it as they would've on animal crossing in its place
>>558496980Actually they'll just buy both games, you know. There's so much comfyslop because all of it sells, even if badly made.
no fish. only open.
>>558496980you're so cute anon
Knox play a real weapon, don't be Joey. Or worst
Half of /ink/ers main terrible weapons.
>>558502972name 20
>>558502972Let me guess you care about chara’s tier lists
>>558495217source
>>558502972TRVTH NVKE!!!!
>>558502972What weapons?
broke: tracing finger around shiver's suction cupswoke: tracing finger around frye's belly button
the state of the woomion is good
>>558515702Woomy!
How do I look?
Hello, is this the game where we fish?
>>558522706you like Kpop idols too?
No?
>>558524237I'll fish
>>558522706animal abuser fuck you
>>558525540Apologies for delay, please proceed to fish in this direction ->
>>558525540Starting with 2/4, lmk when ready
>>558526494ready
>>558526768Fishing permit is being reissued
>>558505815anyone that has 2 stars or more on splash neo deserves scorn and derision
I really, really, really hate Dynamo in SR...
GG's PB and Y!
>>558529134GGs M! I... don't want to fish in this rotation any more :') Very nice Joe slaying tho.PB is a rando slommer who added me not too long ago and I felt bad to not accept. But he's decent, and a good sport when things go sideways. (Unless I'm misremembering an /ink/er again, I'll eat my hat if so).
Hammerhead is walleye but worse.
>>558534732hammerhead is not walleye, it's just a flat wide open piece of landwalleye is defined by walls, cover and tight spaces, none of which hammerhead exhibits
>>558535285Both are tetris line pieces that have high spawn points that gradually slope to meet at a low center.
>>558536535that's a gross oversimplificationthe size alone already makes walleye and hammerhead completely different
>open nintendo now>pls updateOkay>this app isnt compatible with your device anymoreThanks Nogami.
>>558541470>Requires Android 10.0 or later.Anon I hate consumerism, but it just MIGHT be time for a new phone at this point.
>>558543369it is a fucking web appa glorified web browserit shouldn't have its system requirements go up
>Anon can afford sploon and the sploon machine("switch") and it's sequels but can't afford a new phoneHa ha
Where's that smell coming from(Where's that smell coming from)Well I'm a chumbucket woomy baby livin' in the cityMaybe you can throw me something nowThrow me something mister, come on
>>558546615LIVIN' IN THE CITYYOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO SURVIVELIVIN' IN THE CITYYOU HAVE TO KEEP THAT DREAM ALIVE
wash your wooms
dirt your wooms
>>558546275Old phone works fine. It's just a news app that everyone will repost anyway. There's no reason it needs a new thousand dollar tracking device for it to work.
>>558547929Then it's no big loss
what is the best nerf for pain brush
>>558549393why the fuck does it roll faster than octobrush and why the fuck isn't it heavyweight
>>558549680>He wants to make brushes rollers again
>>558549393my cock in your mouth
>>558549680>why the fuck does it roll faster than octobrushTo make up for it taking 5 minutes to swing and go into roll mode.
Good wooming.
>>558549393None. It is perfect.... for me. >:)
>>558550043>おやすみYou think I'm stupid?
>>558551168I don't read moon runes.
woomy wrapping you up in her floppers
>>558546116I'm not disagreeing with that. And just in this one case it's not Nogami's fault, it's Google that forces developers to bump minimum OS requirement every year for no other reason than forced obsolescence.Consume, goy, it's for your own good and safety.
Being that size Big Man could use a Sting Ray speical
Brand themed leggings would be a good idea to have in game.
>>558564653the next game should have a cosmetic shop for more legwear options and other accessories that don't give any gear abilities
still dont get why legwear isn't saved to a freshest fit
>>558566132Not gonna lie I forgot that was even a feature and I've never used it either.
>>558551347Why live when this will never happen to you?
Unironically what is up with the 5 year olds giving their political opinions in this game. Don't remember it being an issue in splatoon 2 or 1
>>558573429it wasn't in 1 but it definitely was in 2
>>558573429A lot more retards own Switches/Switch 2s than people that owned Wii Us, also it isn't 5 year olds it's retarded teens and manchildren
>retards*noticers
>>558575295retards are trying to push that either one side or the other is defectivenoticers instead look up and see that both sides are right in their own way and the issue is up top, worldwide
real ultra mega chads realize it isn't related to cumming on shiver's suction cups and stop caring
>>558576290>both sides are rght in their own wayNo, the side that denies reality will always lose in the end but yes it's bigger than two sides nonsense
>>558576290That is so not how it works
>Pokemon 40th anniversary this Friday>Splatoon 10th anniversary and we got was a piece of art
>>558580906hello? third kits? raiders announcement?
is this real
i'd feed her so much food
>>558581721>3rd kitsNobody cares/cared.>Raiders announcementIn which Nintendo and Retardtaro Faggotkawa's been dead-silent about. We need more fucking information on it, for Christ's sakes.>>558583492>That SplatBox text box thingIs it finally back?
>it doesn't count because it just doesn'tlol ok
here's lunch.
>>558587992>5 person team>2 of them aren't sharing the same colorThis is not grizz approved
>>558587992in reality frye would eat this all.
romen is just shitty musselforge
splatoon is just proto foamstars
where's the soul, man...
>>558594365in the flops
>>558594530soulless creatures...
>>558581768KACHOW
>>558593060it's actually better musselforge
>>558573429We’re living with the consequences of letting autistic 14 year olds into politics on social media
>>558598695a reddit-occupied government attracts that type of crowd
>>558598695>>558599171And how does it affect you personally?
Keep Woomying And Nobody Explodes!
Open in 5-10 mins, maybe?
>>558601693Me.
>>558576290almost got it. up and to the right.
c'mon we all know it's the jellies
>>558601821Opening up soon.
>>558602386I'll join too.
3/4, (You) if you want in.
>>558602786
>>558602909Obening.
Anyone down for some salmon at rotation?
>17Yeah...
>>558602242GOD i wish that were me
ggs quick woompen
>>558605949>>558605893GGs!
>>558603972I could 1king.
>>558603972I could salmon
>>558603972I’ll join if you’re still interested.
>>558606089>>558606107>>558606137Room going up
Alright, I'll be taking this.
>>558606035Nice art I wonder what he draws now.
ggs 1kingin woomies
GGs, good kill.
GG's Salmonators!
>>558608879>>558608884>>558608909GGs Fantastic Fish Friends
BGs (I wasn't there)
>>558609525why do you never join my rooms
So squishy.
>>558609627Because either I can't play at that time or they fill out before I can join.
yebby smashing the bones in his face with a hammer to looksmaxx and get a strong jawline
>>558614990>invertebrate>bones
>>558614990Stupid yeb forgot he has no bones.
>craving splatoon>would mean I would have to play splatoon...damn...
>>558617715This weyy is going to wake up in the Tako fun room as a dried husk of an weyyo
Fat bitches suck
>>558619870Nah they just be round.
why does it take 2 mins to find a match now
>>558622298>now
I'm new how do I play with /ink/?
>>558623714join the inkgen pool and either wait for someone in the thread to ask for a lobby or ask for one yourself
>>558624003Thanks. So I just put in the code and it'll automatically match me with you guys?
When's the next splatfest?
>>558625528>SplatfestWho cares? It's been nothing but a disaster and comedy of absolute errors on the level of Windows OSes bluescreen 404ing.
Splatoon Side M
>>558625528probably april, a rerun of spring fest theme 1
>>558624650Yes. It'll show you who's playing what mode. You can only join turf war umprompted, for other modes you have to wait for the host to and send an invite.
>>558626360host to exit*
this is my woomyher name is womooyshe has an energy drink once a dayso she can move as fast as she thinks
i fucking hate clam blitz im not going to make it to s+ before reset now fml
the blue octo lady with the piercing eyes, she has me captured
who else will try to reach marooners bay evp200 while listening to kpop?
Just renewed the inkgen.moe domain!
>>558639674legend
in the end, it all converges to crab...
>Play like garbage>#1 overall splatter
>#1 Overall Splatter>#1 Score Booster>#1 Turf Inker>fistbump stolen by two squiggers with negative kd
>>558654130american server?
you will never be japanese
>>558657679Yeah
>>558657947i am a little bit japanese
>>558658680Proof?
>>558658847i have a small penis
>>558659091i'm so sorry
>deleted
>>558668604something came up exactly after I posted
>>558669013Damn.
Woomy, Woomy woomy Wooomyyy
>>558678784Alright, got some time.
>>558680180opening a room in a little
now what
>>558682214You have something to veemo about>I still haven't completed this yet got 5 or 6 chips left to go
>>558680775I can join.
>>558682214now you wait
>>558683130opening after this game
>>558683130opened
>>558683148I think this is the first time Nintendo truly betrayed me, I forgive releasing the same game from 20 years ago for extortionate pricing because buying it is my own doing but I really believed they'd take the high road here and not deceive people with imagery into thinking they were getting more content. I suppose that too is my own fault for putting too much trust into a company that never really did me any wrong, at least not like other video game companies/developers
What part of Side Order + Inkopolis did you not understand?
Can we not get the same worthless rando twice in a row?
do people really just go to open and play snipewriter?
>>558684384At no point did they ever say we'll have 4 waves of DLC people saw 4 colors and just assumed it means 4 waves of DLC that is completely on you anon for going along with the idea others tried to push.
>>558684384you'll be fine
>>558684384Anon you scrimbo bimblo'd yourself.
>>558684384it's no one's fault but your own that you're retardedyou looked too much into it and got your hopes up over nothing
>>558685413yesit is in our best interest that timmies start either using snipewriter or complaining about snipewriter and demonstrating its power to them is the best way to achieve bothwe should all assemble and torture open and turf with snipewriter until ngmi caves in and nukes it from the orbit
>>558680775Knock.
>>558688197opened
>>558688184Snipewriter buffs are inbound. Thank you for enjoying splatoon loyal player.
Chargers shouldn't be able to paint, ever.
>dynamo into 2 snipersxdddd
pencil was a mistake.
does anyone actually enjoy playing snipewriter?
>>558690660it is pretty fun when you play it more aggressively like a marksman rifle, and is genuinely a good training chargerbut when you degenerate it to cooler spam, it's about as boring as any weapon that you degenerate into special spam, probably even more boring because you don't even need to contest anything, you can just take it all
>>558685503At no point in my post did I ever claim they said they were giving us 4 waves, I specifically stated in the very same post you read that it was deceit through imagery. Learn to read before getting mad retard>>558686157You too need to learn how to read, I already blamed myself. Stop letting your anger type for you
GGs open.
ggs this game is giving me the gay aids
GGs open, at least I have Midnight coming up soon.
>>558692092I feel a Mask pb brewing.
>>558691529You start your post with>the first time Nintendo truly betrayed meThat is a very clear you fell for the wrong idea others were pushing when it was clearly stated what we were getting. Don't start your post with they lied to me and maybe people won't call you out on it.
>>558692092>>558692881will sneakysnake join he steals outfits anyway
>>558694927What is it that makes goblina maido so cute?
woomys were better when they were silly
>>558701638Woomies can still be silly.
My woomy lost all of her silly...
My woomy has sepsis
>>558701638What do you mean? Woomies are just as silly now as they were before.
>>558701638they still are?
you on the right
>>558711824BANG BANG BING
>be me>woo
>>558711824Splat 3 has ruined me every time I see a Moai statue I hear the music even when I was watching something about how they were made and how they "walked" them to the locations they set at today. I could still hear the music in my mind.
WHY YOU LITTLE
What if ceph is allergic to eggs?
>>558721534Yes
What were those two even doing at the start?
>>558723045i think one of them was mad at the other one or something? i didn't really get to see
>>558722752Open up.
>>558723623opening
i'm feeling kinda blue, how 'bout you?
>>558724180Open u->2 minutes left
>>558726007ill play for another hour at next rotation if you want to play still
>>558726156Maybe next time.
>>558726249nice bluff but i called
GGs openersstill going to play for probably an hour if anyone else wants to join2/4
>>558726860I'll jump in for a few, maybe not whole hour tho
GGs open, I hate rangelets.
>>558726948opening after this game
>>558727208I'm already in
>>558727424oh, oops
Stepped out for a snack, sorry
just saw the gayest “fuck ice” drawing with shadow the hedgehogthese people are beyond help
>0:39lol
>>558727879Well I drew this fictional character and made it say what I wanted it to, so I win chuddie
>>558726731
oh fug I though we had this one
I hate clanfags
>>558728265thats one full match webm
>>558731180GGs, fun rainmaking (can't believe I said that) >>558731258Pretty much. We had two 0:39 and a 0:40, I was wondering if we would beat that.
I haven't played Splatoon 3 PVP in over a year and haven't paid attention to patch notes at all. I remember when the Luna Blaster was called shit and has been shit since Splatoon 2, but now it's called overpowered and broken and needs to be nerfed again.What the FUCK happened? When did it start being called strong again?
>>558731258Still takes longer than it did in 2 with its 10 second RM matches.
>>558732085Short range weapons got a projectile size increase for 11.0.0 which was Jan ~29th.>>558732127Erm, 26 seconds, actually.
>>558732025woomy feet made buddy pass out...
>>558732085you could just…………read the update history on the wiki
>>558732908>>558732990Stop using ellipses you weirdos. We're not in a horror novel.
ellipseschizo melty
octo players....
>>558733103Report the post on the right.
>>558682536same, side order's so boring that i can't be assed
>>558733219obsessed
>>558733103Lmao
>>558733245i like it........
you're having fun wrongthat's artificial fun
oh it's this schizo
>>558733103I did that in a PB once...
>>558732908But they smell like fresh rain in the Spring
>>558732085clash blaster is the real op this patch
>>558736708Why are you so shit at the game?
>golden rotation in 12 hoursMaybe I'll score another 999s
>>558732085It’s still shit. People just don’t like how brain dead blasters have become
>>558732085People who complain don't know how suffering it is to actually use Luna
The fr*nchturd got cancelled on his shitcord for calling some chick chubby He might come back to /ink/, prepare to hide any clip with reefslider in it.
Splatoon 3 will have a Pokemon shirt to celebrate the 3x10 anniversary.
>>558743665Why would he even come back here, nobody wants to play with him.
>>558743870Didn't stop him before
Unblock me
Callie, now in retro CGA style.
>R9AN-AGEJ-UC4T-1X3TThis is from a few days ago, keep forgetting to post it. I haven't had such a satisfying comeback in a long time (the 5 kills in a row was a nice bonus, too). Ironically in my most disliked mode. I think after (or because of) my anti-Rainmaker tirade the other day I reverse-psyoped myself into playing it a lot more, and paradoxically having more success than expected. Maybe because I don't like the mode and don't care about results, so I play better because I'm more relaxed?Also I almost exclusively played X for the last 2-3 weeks, and coming back to Open earlier today felt like such a stark contrast. I can't even describe what feels so different between both queues, but I feel like I improved somewhat even after this short time in X (even when losing), vs just getting stomped and frustrated in regular Anarchy. I'm going to miss it if it takes me 2 months again to get back to S+ in the new season, and I'll probably lose any progress and motivation by then. Thanks for subscribing to my blog.
I've been broken in and started to enjoy playing slop rotations from time to time
They should make modes without Specials (aka crutches)
who else will play golden sr rotation while listening to kpop?
>>558767783lockouts become impossible to recover from if you do thisspecials are a necessary evil
>>558769319wrongespecially in solo queue
>>558770415lol
>>558769319wouldn't have so many stalemate situations if the maps weren't so shit
>>558770486slapping flank routes on everything doesn't magically solve the problem
>>558770558true but not having maps be a straight line with 1 or 2 choke points would alleviate some kof it
You know what would fix this game? Boob sliders for woomveems.
>>558771000true
>>558771092>skeb closed againAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558772492sad, i had another idea ready to comm her for
A Premature 11.0.1 Tier Listhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1npLySV1jo
>>558772953Oh well, I can wait. Let's scratch that teehee itch with a different arti->hinokageyosi2 also closed requests
>>558774720not gonna watch the vid but what's up with custom blasterit's got splooshdown it can't be good
>>558775142NTA but just at a glance it's the main being overbuffed to hell and splash having combo potential. I'd personally still say the vanilla kit is better, but given how this godforsaken meta is just retarded chip and AoE spam I can see the japs' logic. Watch them nerf the special first and make the other weapons with it even more mediocre instead of doing the sensible thing of reverting blaster's buffs.
>>558700269tomboy doing her best to clean up and using her gorilla strength to her advantage whilst being in a cute outfitit has a certain appeal
>>558775409>overbuffed to hell>just universal hitbox buffs that aren't even unprecedented (it just went back to the radius it had throught splat1 and half of 2 before an unjust nerf to a shit weapon) and slightly better framedatanah, it's barely any better, and it's never been good in the first placeit's still inferior to assblast in every way, and custom is the weakest of the three kits
>>5587762481) all of the radius buffs were uncalled for, if they only buffed the directs as compensation for the hitbox changes then I'd understand but the indirect radius of every single blaster was already pretty belligerent.2) Blaster didn't need the mobility buff, it was already a good main and only held back by midrange weapons being more popular.3) Rape assblast too.
>>558776772radius buffs are wack, but it is what it is. for the most part, we're just back to historic blast sizes, with the exception of assblast that escaped its punishment and clash that became even more timmy. 35-radius blast used to be the standard, and blaster is just back to that standard. the mobility buff is minor, nice to have but not something that would meaningfully change its position in the meta. vblaster has always been the weakest blaster after clash because its range bracket is so awkward. shorter action kinda gave it a niche but it's still disadvantaged, and out of all oneshot blasters it's outclassed by assblast the most.
>30th anniversary full of absolutely nothingSplatoon Raiders will save us.
>>558778085Splatoon is not that old, anon. What are you talking about?
>>558736856>Why are you so shit at the game?It's op and you're just ashamed to use it to win easily
>>558778890Nice try shitter but I don't play clash.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?probably will only play for an hour
>>558692092>So called free thinkers when fox face
>>558785328Lmao
>>558785328One of these woomies is not like the others.
>>558785328>"freethinkers" vs no thoughts at all
What if mammalians were real?
>>558795126Squids are cuter.
>>558785328broy woomy was beaten to death with their floppers
open?
>>558799452yes
>>558799910up
>>558800390send the invite again
>>5587994522/4
GGs M
Ggs open
>tc>turn away for one second>team proceeds to lose to a npc zap that never let go of zr and a gleamz blasterdidn't think there'd be a time where the game made me physically ill, but here we are
fuck this game i'm going back to gakum@s
Heyya /ink/, how's it hanging?
>>558809729By a thread.
>>558810501heh
privately owned woomy
>>558809383>gacha
>>558815992so?S3 has 2 gatchas, the one in the lobby and the flar one for matchmaking.
>>558816602Random chance does not mean gacha.>gatchas
reminder that flar is shitter cope
Why did everyone move to playing Pokemon firered
>>558817506people found out that the roms are actually new 2025 builds and also they have the events enabled in the postgame so people are buying them now
>>558817506because everyone is a 30 year old woomer that likes KANTO and charizard
>>558817506the same people also accept playing S3
>>558817506any cattle i see on my friendlist that paid for that slop is getting blocked, no exceptions.
>>558817648>events enabled in the postgameCitation needed
>>558817506>>558817648>>558818353go back to /vp/ and stop spamming your off-topic garbage
you already blocked me before
>>558818353literally people who are playing the gamewoomy.
Who wanna gold sloms? I can do more than 1king if I have enough fun.
>>558818968LET'S
>>558821069Opening.
woomy but american
if salmon run third wave doesn't have a helldivers 2 style global metaprogression game i'll splat myself
ggs late night woom fish
>>558824025GGs a! sorry you didn't have enough fun
>>558823389>helldivers 2 style global metaprogression gameI have no idea what you just said.
who else got their bronze stage badge while listening to kpop?
>>558824585Gold rots tend to put my brain on autopilot. When everyone has OP weapons it's not so interesting anymore.
>>558826478kek
reefslider buffs soon
>4 (four) triumvirates>0 (zero) out of 12 (twelve) kings killedwhat the fuck
there's an inkgen pool for a reason
you're not supposed to be able to beat them
>>558830549I've done so 63 times though.
>>558825019damn you sound really boring
>>558835337You could ask anyone who's talked to me and they would agree, yeah.
>>558824718like an invasion map where salmonid are constantly progressing their frontline toward inkopolis, and every golden egg and power egg and xtrawave victory across the globe pushes back against them, and when salmonid reach certain landmarks on the invasion map it triggers special events like big run and triumvirate
love flopshredder
>>558837403So kind of like more elaborate BIG Big Run with the global eggs tally mechanic from Grand Splatlands BR then?
>>558733245I don't find it boring its just chips for weapons I never use or ability I don't use very often.
>>558838465Flopshredders with biskits, name a more silly combo.
>>558839652Flopshredder with a bucket on her head?
>>558840927NGMI will give us an actual bucket as gear someday.
>>558842468
>try playing other games>don't enjoy it>come back to splatoon
>>558844912do you enjoy splatoon tho
>>558845085Of course.
i like tableturf
>>558850935Post deck.
go my blehhhhhhhhh
>>558830414this is why i joined
>>558853225 the woomies are so clever looking...
I did it, /ink/!!!
>>558854636Congrats
Midnight fish?
lol?
>>558859949fishing is fag shit
>>558864851whole game is, bro
No it's not. This game is for straight white men/cute girls
>>558829670I'M NOW 0 OUT OF 21 KINGS KILLED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>he still plays splatoon 3 lmao
how can this game be gay if veemos are sex incarnate
>>558872105Unfortunately, weyyos are also sex incarnate.
I'm so close
And here it is. All but 4 or 5 shifts freelanced. The last shift that gave me 999 want even HLM, I guess nobody who's anybody gives a shit about golden rotations anymore (HLM didn't even start until well past 800, never seen it this late before).
Why is Acht such a bombshell?
New>>558886858>>558886858>>558886858
