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Reminder to not skip the best mobility character in the game

>>558264084
Bros... she'll be back, right?

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How do I get the currency for the festive shopping items?

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Imagine just slamming Aether as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his tiny body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Aether's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Aether releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.

>>558277986
This was funny the first time I read it but not the fourth. Stop spamming it and stop making it a ritualpost, you'll run the joke into the ground.

>>558278129
Shut up, bitchtits.

I am 7 foot tall and my cock is huge

How long is the Lantern Rite event? Can I skip dialogue now?

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So, /gig/.
Varka.

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>>558278471
dayum

Every year they make up a new thing that Lantern Rite "has always been about" retroactively. Is the deeper implication that they are not sequential, or alternates to each other? The Xiao one at least seems to have occurred in the canon of each of the others.

>>558275654
Doing the missions like putting lanterns or finding other. And breaking those bonsais you can find

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>>558278575
Lohens onahole

>>558278471
We know aether