the normal VSK9 end board handrips you for two btw

>>558269987
>>Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator
>https://www.deck-probability.com/index.html
wasn't this shown to be wrong lol

>>558270227
Yes but who even remembers to change it

>>558270450
When was that?
Could you link the post? I didn't see anything through a quick skim of the archive but I also didn't go very deep into it

What does the I:P, S:P and W:P even stand for?

>>558270535
When some fags were discussing probabilities and ratios of k9vs stuff

>>558270654
I Pee
She Pee
We Pee

>>558270654
>I pee
>she pees
>we pee

>>558270654
I : Piss
Shart : Piss
We : Piss

>>558270535
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/556915280/#q557033858

>>558270654
> Internet Protocol
> Security Protocol
> ???
I guess Web

>>558270535
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/556915280/#557033858
The other one mentioned seems to be right

HAJIME

>>558270908
NTA, but I can't access these

>>558269987
>three primite odion niggers in a row
How this retarded brain dead nigger deck isn't hit is a fucking wonder to me.
They could hit primite but for some reason refuse.
How they released VS with Hollie sue at 3.
How they haven't decimated Branded and DT into the ground, you can basically play these two together in a 60 slop deck.
How they haven't put Habakiri to 1, since it's ritual slop.
How they haven't touched DM and Lunalight with their retarded "nuh uh it's actually unaffected"
Meanwhile we have Runick, Kashtira, Tenpai and Tearlament rot on the banlist because "they're too toxic for the game."
Is there a difference if a WF Synchro deck negates me to death because I only startedwith 6 cards in hand to their 9 negates in hand and field or I get zone locked by a Kashtira, it doesn't fucking matter.
And then there certain retarded world champions that have the guts to complain about floodgates, when they're the only way how rogue decks can even breath.

>>558270864
>>558270908
I guess I missed that episode
>>558269987
>>558271054
https://yugioh.otterlord.dev is the probability calculator that should work properly

>>558271054
sounds like a (You) problem

God, I hate combos.
End your fucking turn you loser faggot.

Do any of you guise actually play this game anymore except maybe to do dailies for gems? After I bought all the bundles I wanted, I just login daily for free gems, and immediately close the game after, and sometimes I don't even feel like doing even that so I don't. This game is just no longer fun, evey deck released post Maliss/Ryzeal anally rapes rogue decks without much struggle and stuff that was printed to help you like DRNM, Droplet etc. no longer does. Idk, the game just feels uninteresting, the cycle constantly repeats of only 2-3 decks being present on the ladder every 3-4 months and nothing else is even worth playing.

>>558270924
NEGATE!

Holy essay

so why hasn't dracotail been murdered already?
>out of shop
>dominated multiple challenger cups and mdm's
>majority spots of rated top 10

>>558271096
>Meanwhile we have Runick, Kashtira, Tenpai and Tearlament rot on the banlist because "they're too toxic for the game."
Don't forget a fucking Floo map is still limited to 1 for how many years already?

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I came to realize the game is centered around either player not letting their opponent play as much as possible.
An ash blossom, belle or any trap card can be bothersome, mildly annoying even, but it can get as bad as your opponent playing his entire board because you went second and dared to draw a card or normal summon and it's your fault for not getting enough of the right negates in your initial draw. You aren't playing an equally annoying one-sided strategy? Get fucked
Also FOMO
I hope to have a better experience in real life TCG, if not at least I can sell the stuff and hopefully get back some of the initial investment
i had my fun with Master Duel but cards with cute and hot girls and cool dragons aren't enough for me to tolerate 10 minute turns while hoping and praying your opponent bricked and doesn't rape you back
At least I got the Belle mate...

>>558271713
based, birdniggers can eat shit

>>558271096
>Meanwhile we have Runick, Kashtira, Tenpai and Tearlament rot on the banlist because "they're too toxic for the game."
And they still are. Newer deck being a pain in the ass to deal doesn't automatically made all these retarded deck deserved to come back.

>>558271326
But what about when YOU make combos?

>>558272056
I don't make combos. I hate that they exist.

>>558272148
How do (You) play the game, anon?

>>558271970
>didn't draw droll against mitsu or wf? going second?
>Well you deserve to lose
>Got your starter negated? Well sucks
>Got your extender negated? Well you deserve to die
There is nothing different from this retarded shit than Maliss meta.

I don't say they should be at full power, but they all should be unhit to a certain degree.
Because guess what you still spend the same amount of IRL money on the "old" pack as the new ones, so there is literally no reason why these deck should be kept out of Tier 2-3, at least in MD.

>>558272212
NS Pachy set 4.

>>558272212
You can play without combos, in fact, combo-ing is quite new to yugioh and very cancerous. At the very least you can keep your combos short and stop using generic omni-negates like ash blossom and baronne de fleur.

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HE is live; get watchin'

>>558272668
Activate imperm on pachy
Activate harpie's
(you activate solemn judgment)
activate heavy storm
(you activate solemn judgment)
I activate red reboot
I normal summon cupsy and you cry and shit and piss your pants

>>558272686
but i need omni negates to negate my opponent's negates

>>558271942
>t. Dracotail player

>>558272738
https://www.4chan.org/advertise

What's gem knights chokepoint?

>>558272965
>advertising HE
I mean, HE could be anyone so...

>>558269987
Performapal Sissy Hypnotist

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I'm forever in this hell
I just want to go to diamond for once in my life

>>558272738
yugioh players’ reaction to an adult woman:

>can't hit Diamond
I can fuck my gf and hit Diamond while I hit it from the back.

>>558272531
>Got your starter negated? Well sucks
>Got your extender negated? Well you deserve to die
This also happen to the exact deck you are complaining above, not just rogue deck mind you.
>but they all should be unhit to a certain degree
Yeah no, you can't even handle current cancerous deck or a fucking dragoon yet you want konami to add back more cancer in the roster for you to deal with? That doesn't compute at all.

>>558273113
the blind 2nd?
biggest is probably master dispersion but they usually have omni in grave if they get to that point
outside of that I guess any fusion summon besides scatter fusion since that sets it up, though as long as they have more of them than you have negates it won't matter what you do
if you have graveyard interactions, banishing/shuffling back gem-knight fusion can be really annoying too

>>558273757
what are you playing

>>558271931
>I came to realize the game is centered around either player not letting their opponent play as much as possible.
Welcome to card games.
>Magic
My creature creates another creature when it enters. There is nothing you can do. I am going to go face and win without interacting with you.
>Pokemon
I shuffle away your entire hand. You draw three cards, then discard two.
>Hearthstone
My questline that required zero interacting with you gives me a permanent buff for the rest of the game. This advantage can't be overcome. I've already won.

>>558273929
NTA but if they're both cancer might as well, why ban one but not the other?

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Alt art when?

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>>558274980
K9VS
Also, WHAT the FUCK just happened?
Everything was going well then this happened.

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Also when I open Izuna guess what happens

>>558275145
>Grinder Golem
>opponent's turn
It does NOT look like things are going well. It looks like your internet connection saved you a few minutes.

>>558275108
No wonder all TCGs get raped by investorfags, gambling is more fun

>>558269987
>enter the pendulumverse
don't worry, I am with a Primite Metalfoes deck because I'm physically incapable of doing good things with my decks

>>558275692
they don't even go to grave easily to triggers beryl recur how the fuck

>>558275120
I made them pregante

>>558275334
called by is so unnecessary in current meta it's essentially the same as being sacked by HFD, just ban the fucking thing already (they won't because it just got alt art)

>>558275108
Are they always like this from the start or is this a consequence of power creep and each new expansion needing to have new fancy stuff to justify its own existence?

>>558275827
they do if I use them as fusion material

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>>558275120

Guys, we should let Sword Ryzeal back to 2, and also unban Shock Master

>>558275865
Many people will argue there was a halcyon age but it's really just same shit different flavor.
>Old MtG
Literally every artifact I play either locks the game or creates advantage you can't overcome. The only creature I'm going to play this game will be impossible to remove.
>Old Pokemon
Literally the same thing with handlooping and more functional FTKs
>Hearthstone
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD I FEEL ICKY (1-drop that functionally can't be removed by most classes and gets bigger every turn)

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After much grinding, I reached lvl4 of the Dice event and unlocked the Ghost Belle mate. It was a nice break from the ranked ladder. I had fun with the dice event, but I am done playing it for now.

I just want to know if Worlds is really THAT important and profitable to warrant keeping the game in such a shit state.
"muh can't change banlist because it's annoying to prepare and cope with sudden changes" oh COME ON any change would be fucking welcome
In the end all those games end up being fucking samey

>>558275562
I had a nash knight on field, I was waiting for them to summon whatever with the rank up magic in hand to yoink it.

is there any card as actively dishonest as faimena
can't even be used on the field, it has to be discarded

>>558278243
>can't use herself as material
>locked to summon specific type
too honest for cheatsion

>>558277017
So long as Onomats exist, Ryzeal won't be unnerfed because they are basically Ryzeal cards, an indirect support to the deck

I should've built Dracotail.
It looks so much easier and much less brickier.

>>558278479
Those things are not a problem at all when you play pure Dracotail, also note that Mulcharmies exist + that 1 copy of Maxx "C", making it pretty easy to draw into her and enough pieces to screw over your opponent if he plays combo heavy deck.

>>558278479
but unironically
how am I meant to abuse this card in my awesometacular odd-eyes deck if I can't even pendulum summon it without being unjustly punished by that restriction

Buddy thought he was playing TCG lmao

>roach + fuwa
rofl

Screenshare your md gameplay with me bro

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>>558278839
you're still going -1 compared to
>reveal this card in your hand;

also
>Mulcharmies exist + that 1 copy of Maxx "C", making it pretty easy to draw into her and enough pieces
my fucking sides my dude

>>558279227
https://www.twitch.tv/dkayed

>>558279246
>you're still going -1
It doesn't matter, the deck is very consistent and it doesn't mind going -1 considering Arthalion will recycle it and traps do that too, and unless you have Called By which is at 1 so good luck it will resolve.
>my fucking sides dude
Explain what's so funny? 3 Faimena in deck + 3 Mulcharmies which will help you to draw into her and considering she's at 3 as I said, it won't be hard, if you play 40 cards you will most likely open at least one of those, needing just 1 Faimena + other high level or Mululu can give you a lot while also screwing over your opponent.

Are Japanese players retarded for not wanting Maxx C to be banned despite Mulcharmies already being a balanced replacement?

>>558279923
dumbass can't into advantage
just because a deck can sustain a bad card doesn't mean the card ain't bad

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>>558279383
>click the link
this better not be some retarded chink playing meta slop...HOLY SHITE

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this is really gonna hurt

>>558280050
unless they print a card that lets you draw the out, no

>>558280714
>triple hallowed
Why?

>>558280574
>maxx c draw nib scoop
i could do this

>>558280889
That's standard for a pure Azamina deck.

>one holy sue can summon every single vanquish slop name
>the cost is le reveal
how the fuck is this an actual card

every single chinkish slop abuser getting wiped off the face of the earth when
I don't care about k9 or dracotail or maliss or whatever I just want those freaks gone

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>>558283062
>3-card combo

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I have 12k gems and plenty of SR/UR material. Should I splurge on an Odion deck or wait for the next cards to release and see if they change the meta? Anyone know when the next cards to release should be?

>>558283504
you are a degenerate nigger
kill yourself downplaying subhuman scum

>>558283569
>urshartic

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>>558283705
let me rephrase that then
>2.5-card combo

>>558283576
nothing good is coming for a while
odion sucks

there aren't enough reports to possibly play this game

is sky striker better going 1st or 2nd in this format?

Some recommendations for Konami
>Ban the most played cards
>Unpucker your butthole and let people dust cards when they have more than three of them
>Don't make any more generic cost free omni-negates or stun cards

>>558284237
Going first because you're going to pivot into Yummy.

>>558284370
>let people dust cards when they have more than three of them
bro hasn't found the dismantle extra copies button

>>558283062
>one habakiri or anyway to get into habakiri can summon every mitsu card in the engine as well as bridge into any other engine in the game
>the cost is le reveal
don't be stupid hollie isn't even the problem, it's mostly the k9 engine letting the deck play through handtraps

>>558284752
go fuck yourself vslop apologist

>>558284882
you are just a shitter, ive played all 3 draco, yummy, and vsk9 to master 1 this season and vsk9 is by far the worst feeling of the 3. they all have their ups and downs and ironically vsk9 is probably the most fair of the 3, with yummy being the most solitaire

>>558284752
habakiri and sue are both huge problems. sue doing that shit is nothing do with k9

>>558284370
>>Don't make any more generic cost free omni-negates or stun cards
Seriously, why can't Konami make it so using negates costs banishing a monster, a trap card, an extra deck card or at least 1000LP ANYTHING
Nah, instead let's do "every turn you can destroy a monster and negate its effect" for free

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Based

>>558285007
>I play vslop and you have to take what I say SERIOUSLY!!!!!!
blow it out your ass, faggot

>>558285032
>Seriously, why can't Konami make it so using negates costs banishing a monster, a trap card, an extra deck card or at least 1000LP ANYTHING
They do, but only or anime/rogue/legacy decks have those to ensure they stay shit so they can keep making their own archetypes and giving support to the lore ones like Branded or Azamina White Forest

>>558285031
if you ppl actually play vsk9 enough you'll realize how unrealistic hollie sue + dark + fire is in the non-rescue ace lists, especially since for turn 0 hollie also needs a VS card to reveal and your opponent can stop it with ash. of the 3 decks in the triangle vsk9 is the least consistent, while it theoretically can play through hand traps like dracotail, the reality is that only some of its hands can actually play through specific handtraps, unlike draco who can always play through maxx, charmy, and droll. it has a massive consistency issue and hyperfocusing on the giga highroll hands is stupid

>>558284370
errata the charmies so they can't be stopped by ash. ban called by and crossout.

>>558285189
Why are you acting like White Forest is so heavily favored? It hasn't had anything new announced in over a year unless you count alt arts and never made it out of rogue status.

Ban all effect monsters and limit all spells and traps.

>artmage k9
Stop slopping. Stop fucking slopping this garbage fucking deck. Either play it pure or stop playing fucking entirely

Let me play without a banlist but everyone else can only play 1 copy of any card

>>558285189
>banish a maliss monster from your field
deal

>>558285791
Artmage does nothing

>>558285791
there aren't enough cards in nuarchetypes to play individually

>>558286086
The lore decks will be fine

>>558285158
c mon be honest, you would be complaining about anything that was the 'best' deck currently. shitters like you are a dime a dozen and you all moan about the same cherry picked bullshit no matter what the decks do. the only reason you don't just play the broken decks you bitch like a woman about is because then it'd expose you for the unskilled fraud that you are

>>558286327
not reading all that garbage
kill yourself vslop apologist

if your deck loses to 1 omni + an mst i think you have bigger issues than artmage

>>558286526
soon mst will become an omni negate

If your deck loses, you have bigger issues than artmage.

>>558285552
You can write the same statement by replacing "White Forest" with "Branded" in it... See how dumb that looks?

From strongest to weakest:
>Branded Dracotail
>Solfachord Yummy
>Mitsurugi FTK
>K9VS
Is this accurate?

>>558286774
why is branded draco better than anything, it was proven that pure draco is the better deck in the meta because it runs more handtraps, and until fallen of the white is released i don't see why that'd change

>>558286774
Yes, because others have limited shit while Dracotail has nothing and Branded only has Branded Fusion to 2 which doesn't matter because so many things in the deck give you access to it

>>558286707
No, because Branded spent years in the meta receiving new waves of support when it started to fall off, including as recently as a couple months ago.

>>558286906
consider that only chinks (who cheat) play braindead

>>558286906
I do think so too, but it's what's currently being used by top 10 players in rated duels this season.

>>558287138
I guess we'll see what happens in duelist cup but branded strictly speaking plays worse into handtraps and has less handtrap so i don't see why it'd be better, I guess if ceiling is a problem and you can't reliably win going first then maybe there'd be a shift but draco on its own hard counters yummy so i feel like a lower ceiling can be compensated by the adv. But personally I think yummy solfa is the best deck and even though draco loses to Vsk9, if there are enough yummy players then draco would be better than k9. With lunalight being an outlier rogue

>>558285319
>just have ash bro
so you can start you kslop plays? having another vslop monster is so damn easy.

reminder to fuwa during standby to beat stake your soul reveal ash and hard open faimena, there's no reason to wait unless you opened 2 and your hand is so unplayable you lose to them passing turn

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kek what a retard
where's that faggot who keeps talking about "tournaments with cash prizes" and "people playing tooth and nail"?

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What a miserable event.

>>558289437
What am I supposed to be taking away from this image? You're upset that you got a playset of potatoes?

>>558289568
>a playset

>>558289660
Yes, now that you have the potatoes you can play them.

>>558289753
I don't want them. I've never wanted them. And now the dice rally events have flooded me with even more garbage I will literally not ever use.

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>>558289159
where's the faggot talking about "Worldwide" stage and fighting tooth and nail for cardboard?

>>558289437
the royal UR square should have let you choose the UR instead
I still don't have a tomahawk or ninja mosquito for example

>>558289980
I can't wait to see tearlaments in world for the 4th(?) year in a row.

>>558290158
>tomahawk or ninja mosquito
those ain't even in the list of obtainable cards

>>558289919
So what

>>558290371
So it has made my games worse for zero benefit by shutting off my own cards during the event for every dice rally so I am complaining about it.

>>558290259
it's not the entire legacy pack pool? even worse then

>>558290476
That's dumb of you to care about that.

>>558290580
>bro why do you care that you can't activate your charmies or imperms because konami decided to give you constant trash that you already have enough of lol?

>>558290580
You have the energy of someone who was only ever invited once to someone else's house.

>>558290687
Stop running bad cards you retard.
>uhhhh but sometimes they aren't bad!!!!
So run Raigeki then. Sometimes it works.

>>558291226
>you're not popular if you disagree with me!
Why do you speak like a woman?

Going 2nd is so miserable man

>>558292123
I didn't say you weren't popular. Curious your mind went to that.

The twins who played Live Twins and won the anniversary showdown last year are now going to build and try to learn how to play a Yummy deck for the anniversary showdown this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7eJ0PS853U

>>558292973
buy an ad

>>558292973
yummies...won!

>>558292973
Kill yourself

>>558292973
normal summon cupsy win the game what is there to learn

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sex with Sky Striker Aces

raye is like 13