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>>558284073i love you gigachad kris
*shakes my moon-sized ass*
>>558284178*drowns from a tidal wave*
>>558284073Hooman!
>>558284073Wow that's a lot of kris. awooga even
>>558284171Kris is lanky, potbellied, and riddled with acne
After Toby is done with Deltarune, is there a particular dev or studio you'd like to see him work with? I dont think his wrist thing will ever let him work as he used to again.
>>558284073I found Absolute Asgore a while back, he looks like he could suplex a freight train like Sabin from FF6
>>558284376literally anyone but to be more specific it would be fun if he teamed up with mcpig
Do you think Tenna has accidentally killed someone by crushing them before
Dess is like Beatrice, Gaster is Featherine, FRIEND is Bernkastel and Spamton is Erika.
>open AO3>Search in Deltarune (fandom) the Pregnancy tag>filter spamtenna cringe>a pitiful 109 resultsDisappointing. Get your game on, people
>>558284376>fishing is importantsage wisdom
>>558284376given toby is heavily inspired by kirby and earthbound, i think it'd be cool if he did a collaboration with hal, be it as a guest composer or something else
>>558284484dice arent people so it's ok
HELLOOOOOOO NURSE
>>558284574You're getting 300 fics about Rudy's pregnancy *finger on the monkey's paw curls*
>>558284484hundreds of millions of his would be children from spamton
anons what do yall think the ballpark chance is that toby browses 4chan after chapter releases? i dont think hed be here on hiatus either way but i could see him showing up right after release for a week or two
>>558284274i was thinking literal, but i think he's funnier as a box anyway so i guess i don't think about the body stuff that muchi bet he would do all the kpop idol stuff of appearing to be the worlds most eligible bachelor, but if you actually put him in a real date situation he would find a window and jump out of it papyrus-style>>558284831i just hope he looks here and not on /v/
i remember your face
>>558284376Valve for shits and giggles. Besides that, I think Toby making a Hi-Fi Rush style game would be cool.
>>558284831He's one of the pillars
>>558284831You can never truly leave this place, so he certainly has been to some threads.
>>558284903>YOUR FACE >WILL DIE>WTF BOOOOO-
>>558284831people here were freaking out when spamton said IMP ASS in the 10th anny stream, is that a 4chins inside joke
Ralsei should have an attack spell that relies on his ATK stat rather than magic, the point of puppetscarf is that ralsei exchanges his healing prowess for extra power and damage, so making his future offensive spell get nerfed as a result of puppetscarf fucking with his magic stat makes no sense, its contradictory and would muddy up the reason why puppetscarf is the way it is
>>558284724why is the nurse fat? shouldn't you expect a nurse to be somewhat physically fit?
>>558284376he should soundtrack for Glitch
>>558284939he's actually the cryptid that posts ai generated tasque or queen, says nothing, and vanishes
>>558284906If Toby made a threequel to cap off the UTDR world and it was about a band and had rhythm-based combat, I'd cum
>>558284990most nurses are fat in my experience
>>558284831I think Toby has too much of a life to hang out here bitching about trannies and slop.
I'm reading the current Noelle Knight anon's rentry and he calls my video a failure multiple times despite using many of the points I made in it and in posts I made in the past few months here and on /v/, this is quite annoying. You can add to an idea without calling the foundation you're working with a failure bro...
>>558284990Theyre common around here, usually it means that theyre so dedicated to their job that they dont have time to focus on other things, which means you can expect them to do their job well
>>558284990are you fr
>>558284376He should be a guest composer for Anarch Entertainment and design a NOISZ fight.
>>558284987I feel that Ralsei getting a chance to become an offensive mage is almost inevitable, he's had a crisis of faith already, so it's pretty much in the cards
>>558285098>a bandblood crushers… ..the band…
>>558285101weird, most nurses i've seen were relatively skinny or very moderate-looking.if your nurse looks like she's out of breath when going in between patients, she might need to slim up or do some motherfucking cardio.
Friend inside me was never, EVER. Funny.
>>558285142Which rentry?
>>558284987Puppet Scarf was such a mistake that Toby abandoned the split boss gear gimmick.
woe and calamity upon ye
>>558284484he gets angry and stomps on a pippins to death like it's a bug at least once a week
>>558285305This one I found in the archive while looking for Noelle Knight posts. It's a pretty good read and has a lot of stuff I hadn't considered, pretty compelling.https://rentry.co/NoelleKnight
>>558285353vessel ocs when
>>558285353I've never wanted to plap a grey faceless vessel until now
>>558285437doesn't that happen like every few months
>>558285413giving it the title Noelle Knight's biggest problems is maybe not the best advertising
>>558285241Offensive isn't as important because you're not really meant to play this game by beating things upWhat Ralsei really needs is some hope, like Susie carried the white pen of hope.Some HP........ Ralsei's biggest issue is his lack of hope making him die often first. Make him a tank
>>558285437unnoticed, forgotten and irrelevant forever and ever
>>558285519Yeah I don't get why it's like that when it's 100% all in on supporting Noelle Knight for the entire essay.
>>558285437Only for mentally stunted discordfags like >>558285539
>>558285539this one sadposts too much no
I've been playing DR for my gf recently (simultaneously doing Pacifist and Weird for her) and she really likes Noelle. We're about to enter chapter 4..... yeah... she's blind to all.this btw... she's gonna be so upset.
>>558285406the shadowguys can take it
>>558285596what is your beef with the solstice guy
>>558285353future kris rape victim
>>558285254>if your nurse looks like she's out of breath when going in between patientsthat ralsei is nowhere near a level of fat that would make him out of breath from walking around a hospital
>>558285629IMAGINE how turned on she'd be if you start scooting towards her directly after the chapter 4 scene
>>558285680>ralseianon..
>>558285732that was a good meme
>>558285634i don't know who that guy isi got no personal beef with anyone its beneath me
>>558285634I’m allowed to not like an annoying person who draws like a child
giddy up
>>558285760I might be retarded. kraut wins
>>558285825don't see what the problem is, you're acting like one
>>558285539don't say that vessellefag.>>558285680anon that person is obese.obese is not a classification of beauty but one of health in relation to several factors like height and age.fuckers that size are not good to themselves, and i don't trust such people to be good to others if they can't even maintain themselves.
*looks up from dossier suspiciously and slowly scribbles a few points linking entries together*
hello everynyan is thread good or thread angy
>>558286204Ask Again Later
>>558286029>obese is not a classification of beauty but one of healthfatfag kraut dossiered
>>558285825ok sure you don't have to like him but you don't have to be a dick every time he posts either.that just doubles the amount of shitty posts.
>>558286291
my ďøşśįėř is so bigly and full
>>558286291>self insert edit of another person's ship artcuck coded
>>558286408that anon is orbeez.
id like to take a moment for the thread to celebrate that we've successfully ridden ourselves of berdfags for the time being. rejoice.
>>558286679Kris will watch from the chair.
>>558286686the town bike giving you fuck-me eyes.
Guess who losers.Jackbox is back.https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/ais2DfMh5e8
>>558286781i think he has a girlfriend now so he escaped
It was fun while it lasted I guess
Fave just watched full metal jacket and wished he could have shoot some gooks
>>558286909wat
>>558286945ignore all vaguepostersjack in your box
>>558286868hell yeah
I wanna cuddle Chara and snuggle into a food coma together.
>>558285350The split boss gear gimmick doesnt work in ch3&4 through, you cant spare the knight, and even if, why would you get one of two different things from susie cracking the knight's sword? Gerson's fight is all about getting the hammer so it makes no sense for him to be like "actually forget the hammer, have this armor instead" after the fight
>>558286804the only person impervious to cucking is susie because she is actually aromantic and doesn't give a shit.but wherever the wind blows, someone WILL get cucked.
>>558286910Full Metal Jacket is about soldiers becoming depressed and traumatized and killing themselves though
>>558285527Except the game is making you beat things like the knight and the titans up, we need more fleshed out rpg mechanics atp, also, FIGHT if you wanna give more hp to ralsei
NTR: The Performative Fetish
>>558286868i'm in the middle of a movie right now.do i pause or play. tough decisions.
>>558287091do you expect someone who doesn't know the past tense of shoot to grasp that
>>558287171NTR is the kind of fetish that essentially perma marks you as a forever loser, imagine choosing to cum to other couples having sex instead of getting a woman on your own like an actual man
>>558287190Fair point
>>558287091nah it's about how cool war is
>>558287329Thats like saying Fight Club is about how based fight clubs are
>>558287387American Psycho is about how Patrick Bateman is cooler and sexier than literally everything in existence and that I'm him
>>558287418shut up mettaton
>>558287329Me watching Madoka: "Gosh being a magical girl is cool as fuck"
>>558287507every time I see that pic of Patrick Bateman naked holding a chainsaw I think of mettaton
wow cool robots
>>558287387why would you make a movie about something you don't like? "yeah bro I hate the color green, which is why I made my car green". it doesn't make sense
>>558287254if you get off to feeling inferior to others, then you are a supercharged bottom, psychologically speaking its either actualy fucking losers with small phimosis dicks or CEOs that need to balance out their lives.and if you self-insert yourself into the cucker's shoe, then you probably over-estimate your own ability as a human but hey, at least you aren't a cuck.
Fave thinks Lord of the Rings is about how jewelry is cool
>>558287616i should watch this movie and maybe draw this fanart
>>558287709no it's about how invisibility makes you evil
Chuds cant create art anymore so they just pretend to misunderstand basic storytelling techniques, its all they have left.
>>558282757not depressed, but been feeling lonely i guess. it's kinda like if you're given everything in world, but you don't have someone to share it with, y'know? being in big ass uni doesn't help either, feeling belong is what im getting at. it's funny, im always uplifting anons here, but never thought about myself. anyways, i have a ralseitea please
>>558287747its a good movie and also Yes
i need fave to crush me to death with their giant ass
Another floor
>>558285437I did mine a while ago but it wasn't that good so I'll leave everyone else to do theirs. I do like Solstice
is that kris the yeti from looney tunes lmao
>>558287254Enjoying all other types of porn is fine because it's fictional and not real and just because you enjoy something doesn't mean you self insert as the characters. But oh no, enjoying NTR is actually saying something about you and it means you're a pathetic basedboy in real life. Fiction doesn't affect reality except for NTR which does motherfucker.
gee maybe NTRfags should stop spamming as hard as AIsloppers
>>558287893shucks.
>>558288528Go to sleep kraut
7.62 mm. Fave. Metal. Jacket.
i want to fuck this thingwhy is there no porn of this thing
Do you have art of tiny fave you wouldn't mind sharing, somebody mentioned it yesterday as if it were a commonplace occurrence and I'd like to see more examples since I find the concept extremely amusing for some reason
>>558289015i guess this counts
Plunging deeper
>>558289015I'd rather be the tiny one though
>>558289015
>>558289015here is fave and lots tiny cousins. also I feel like tiny fave is a very common motif in cute art generally . small=cute. works every time
I got that spyro reference
Going back through some old jackbox moments. This sure was interesting...
>>558289610lmao
>>558289610when did jackbox weekends even start? is the one year mark coming up soon?
>>558289015Perfect occasion to post this Spamton small
>>558289902They seemed like a new thing back in July last year.
Alphys "Honey I Shrank The Fave" ray is working perfectly but she wonders if making it was a bad idea in the first place. What hell hath she wrought.
>TADC and Hazbin Hotel taking all the negative attention off our spergy weird fanbase onto themselvesBased cartoons
>>558289610
>>558290070Dammit don't bring up hazbin homotel.I came here specifically so I don't think about /hhg/ again.
>>558290070It's funny because just THIS WEEK I was thinking to myself "I haven't heard anything really bad about the TADC fandom since it came out so it must be alright relatively speaking". I guess that shut me up lol.
>>558290161Classic
Darkners are real
>>558290062Yeah, should have used it on me instead, then gave me to fave
>>558290583>one jew and thread immediately becomes anti-semitic.
>>558290062Fave smooshed into my cleavage... >_<
>>558290070What did they do now
doomin'
>>558290708I thought you'd be proud.
>>558290756Gooseworx went on a stream and said that Pomni and Jax are the two main characters of TADC and a whole bunch of fans started chimping out. I guess the equivalent would be if Toby said Kris, Ralsei and Susie were the main characters and a bunch of people were made that fucking Jockington didn't count as a main character.
>>558290756Imagine if Catti fans and shippers started harassing Toby's social media accounts and calling him a retard who didnt understand his own characters and saying the game sucks because Kris is irredeemable.
>>558290983I seeDamn that seems pretty obvious to me.
>>558290919why would i be proud of that?
>>558290756I don't care about slopcus but I saw gooseworx also tweeted something like "do you really think ragatha isn't going to get any development in the last two episodes" which is kind of stupid
>>558291175But she is not going to make out with Pomni and become her one and only sweetheart so the show is BRICKED
>>558290617>>558290062>>558289292https://litter.catbox.moe/zhdxx14puttnra0k.png
Imagine thinking fave is the main character when they are just really just the B plot and exist in a supporting role to the cast.
>>558291302The Ruins is what her pussy is called after Sans gets through with her
>>558290983just from an outside perspective it seems like if ralsei suddenly wasn't a main character, or noelle. Just from what I've seen from fanart .
>>558291689Ralsei is the Jax of Deltarune
>>558291689Noelle isn't a character she's a plot device.
you're a plot device
jackboxers are not believers in true love I see
>>558291909your face is a plot device
>>558291815Me when I bump my head really really hard and no think good.
>>558291929What makes you think that?
>>558290070Anon, xwitter just had a little controversy with how some Spamtenna shippers who got outed as larpers and it started this whole discourse about gatekeeping and shit.
Noelle is the mid 2000’s-core character of people hating her for thinking that she’s stealing their fuckmeat Susie so they try to trojan horse it by framing it as her being a bad character (if Noelle was the Chapter 1-onwards core character and Susie was the temporary character they would be hating on Susie instead)
>>558291267It's poor form and a sign of bad writing when you have to insist a character is going to get development in the final two episodes of your show
>>558292009>doefag delusions
>>558292009can anyone but a suselleshitter comment on this?
>>558292003>gatekeepingGenuinely probably part of my top 5 least favorite twitter words
>>558292009>doefag objective truths
>>558292053She's already gotten development through the show, people were just butthurt that it didnt develop how they wanted and butthurt that Jax "stole her screentime", its so dumb.
Wait, I won?
no fairhow is anyone supposed to beat mettatons fabulous bureaucratic curves?
>>558291990I'm just poking fun at my reply to this one being decimated
I find it funny that part of Krautsie’s avatarfag cycle is>what if Noelle but schizoboss stimmy yumyums *flaps arms like a ginger retard*
Wait, I'm retarded?
>>558292251well that guy didn't win because he wasn't forever alone that's true love
>>558292009No anon, there are people who want to fuck Noelle and hate Susie but they don't complain as much. They just annoyingly insist that the snowgrave route is the "correct" path and make doe rape jokes.
GIWTWM
>>558292268you're job is to pretend to be smart and putting yourself on a level with a person you call retarded.very sophisticated of you.why don't you start nailing turds to walls?
>>558292334Snowgrave is morally and legally justified, berdly needed to die.
>you're
>you’re job
>>558292129I knew the Deltarune community would get around to that buzzword eventually, I just didn't think it would get sparked by yaoi shippers.
>>558292379>you're job
>>558287053>Gerson's fight is all about getting the hammer so it makes no sense for him to be like "actually forget the hammer, have this armor instead" after the fightActually since Toby lets you win without ever attacking and has Gerson acknowledge it, he can just say some shit like "You don't really care about the hammer itself, do ya? You'd go in battle with no weapon at all if you could, my armor would do you a lot better!"That is, of course unless Susie having the hammer is going to be important and its supposed to be a lot more unorthodox making her skip it while keeping the shard. But that's crazy talk
you know its late o clock when some redditor tells you its "erm its uroe"
spamelle RAPED me
>>558292476YOREUGLEH
>>558292476>>558292489>>558292516>you're TAKING TOO LONG
>>558292319take my hand and fly with meeeee
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is noelle but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im xx years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!love and waffles,t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>558292626
Deine Aufgabe ist es, so zu tun, als wärst du intelligent.
m-muh reddit
>>558292625Let's admit it, it'd be some of the most wild sex of your life.
Wir suchen dich
>>558292009There are real reasons to dislike Noelle, though. I hate how Toby has played up the whole "horny teenage lesbian" barely-disguised-fetish because it's cheapened Noelle and Suselle. You can also make the argument that she's been a bad friend to Kris (getting off to Susie bullying them, saying they were just neighbors, etc.) and is just using their closeness to Susie as an excuse for all three of them to be put in the same room together. Susie at least makes a bit of an effort to include Kris even though Noelle becomes her priority in that setting.
>>558292379i post things at an intersection inbetween me not caring what you think, me caring enough what you think to hope whatever i post pisses you off and me liking what i post.
>>558292534NTA but I think it's important that Gerson the HAMMER of Justice gives Susie the HAMMER weapon in a classic "passing of the torch". He's metaphorically and literally giving Susie the pen to write a new ending.No one gives a fuck about Gerson's armor, he's not the fucking Platemail of Justice.
>>558292728let's dumb it down for this one.he's not intelligent. that's to honest.he's "schlau"
If we're talking about twitter then sometimes I'll open twitter and scroll for like a minute every couple of weeks and then just immediately close out because holy shit it feels like 99% of people there are constantly fucking angry, super combative, and mentally ill in a way that people think 4chan is likeThere's also just so many unhinged and truly bizarre fandom takes and story interpretations there too to the point that it feels like they just straight up consumed an entirely different product somehow, and they're not even blue checkmark accounts so they're not even ragebaiting for actual money
>>558292809can you stop orbiting krauts dick for one day in your life
>>558292896Being angry, super combative, and mentally ill is high effort and effort posting on 4chan is super gay.
>>558290062It's fine Alphys, fave likes their anons small I hear.
>>558292945its not the first anon i've buckbroken.
>>558292009You can tell from the replies which people are interested in the game's story and which people think the fucking parody romance is the meat of the game and will literally ignore anything that that isn't mandatory.
>>558292861Yeah but Im just saying, if he wanted there is in fact a way to justify it even if itd be lamer, its not like trying to justify the sword shard becoming armor.Also I mainly wanted an excuse to bring up my theory because>He's metaphorically and literally giving Susie the pen to write a new ending.>Susie having the hammer is going to be important and its supposed to be a lot more unorthodox making her skip it while keeping the shardHint hint
>>558292861Yes, because Susie totally didn't need another reason to be the main character of Deltarune. Everyone was already in love with her and she was already forcing the story to bend to her will, she needs another way to sideline all of the other characters being interesting or relevant because tomboy musclemommy will beat up the Knight and everyone else will be a walking caricature of themselves from when the story was good like Berdly in Chapter 4.
miserable people wrote that jackbox rain question
>>558293076Hi CoL, the rare mythical Susie hater
>>558292996sounds like it would be right up your alley.
>>558293070>the fucking parody romance is the meat of the game and will literally ignore anything that that isn't mandatoryDo you sort of mean like the mandatory cutscenes of Noelle and Susie on the ferris wheel or at Noelle's house?
>>558293212>Do you sort of mean like the mandatory cutscenes of Noelle and Susie on the ferris wheel or at Noelle's house?I FUARKING LOVED IT WHEN WE WERE TRAINING WITH GERSON AND FIGHTING THE TITAN BUT NOELLE WALKED IN AND WAS LIKE "MMMMMMMMMMM SUSIE'S BOOBIES ARE SO YUMMMMMMMMMMM"- this is what /utg/niggers ACTUALLY genuinely fucking believe happened when you talk about the game with them you fucking horsefucker
>>558293183It is but I don't have the energy to do it constantly like anon was noticing elsewhere, shit's exhausting.
>>558293070why is this kris so squished
lmaoooo
>>558293335what can i say? i am a powerful creature?>>558293164col hates susie? time to declare war with judea.
>>558293183MORE LIKE UP YOUR ASS
What would your room be in the Dark World?>Oddly barren>A lot of garbage>Darkners find me disgusting
Nyo, I refuse to engage with this discourse. That is clearly someone having a fetish for being yelled at and I will not participate in this depravity.
Six minutes after starring into Togore's eyes>Cool are we having a starring contest? Am I winning?
damn ok more for me
>>558291403Looks fine to mehttps://litter.catbox.moe/1l9oh61kajwx8lsl.png
remember when there used to be an extra Kris in the closet?
>>558292808I am reminded at how hard 4chan bitched about Alphys and Undyne lol
>>558293678Dess' spare Kris... gone...
>>558293531One part of it is shrouded in darkness and gets white rain now and then, everyone avoids it
thank you for the jingling keys i keep getting distracted by my ipad and dancing fruit videos
stop I wasn't paying attention to the stream and the keys made me tune back in fuck off
AHUEHHA SHINY
hey i was watching that!
I suck bees
>>558293536Wholesome traditional marriage with Gaster that ends in a nuclear family with a white picket fence(Gaster gets pregnant)
fibbage sucks
>>558293890You're lying.
i go to take a quick 30 second piss and you just start anyway ffs
it took me the entire day but I finally managed to add two (2) pngs
>>558293890what fangamer merch did you spend $2400 on anyway?
>>558293890die I love fibbage
I am posting a meme I drew, please enjoy, my biggest issue with it, is I can never draw my girl normally, but a meme somehow I pull it off god damnit anyway, remember to be a bigshot.
>>558294027Fondle head tentacle
>>558284148>>558294027I here my shit, I should have tagged but meh.
>>558293928uhhhhh sorry we can do another round if you want or play it again later idk...
>>558293935You're making an usable version of the noelle holiday blog?
>>558294243yes, i have been running into a lot of bugs though
>>558284073>canon sexy tennahttps://bsky.app/profile/derelicts.neocities.org/post/3mf6e2pqcyc2y
>>558294243>hey i found this blog of a really annoying whie girl circa 2002>lets get rid of all that and fill it with annoying cunts from today
>>558294370Joelle Holiday is the secret 3rd holiday sister that drinks root beer and likes monster trucks
>>558294370JOEL
WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS?
>Jackie ChanIt was that one scene in Robin B Hood where the baby tried to breastfeed from him, wasn't it?
>>558294447Realistically that kind of blog would be dead or filled with 4channers so
Fave honestly can’t remember much about the 2000s despite it being their childhood
Why does Mewgenics have multiple Deltarune references?
>>558293531I just hope that the Dark World-ification doesn't affect my computer's contents or else the Fun Gang are in for a bad time
>>558294708seeing him beat people up was hot, that is my reasoning
The Jackbox page isnt working
>>558294819Let's just say you'll be seeing a certain Isaac in Chapter 5....
>>558293531I wonder if my entire PC will become sentient or if each individual component will be a separate Darkner
>>558294819Chapter 5 Big Pile of Turds segment
>>558294865reload it
>>558294863Fair enough. Did you know they had to put honey on Jackie's nipples to try to get the baby to suck on his nipples? That was weird, huh?
>>558294761anon, that is what i am saying you dumb dipshit.
>>558294819There's a LOT of references in Mewgenics, but it's probably because Edmund likes Undertale and Deltarune. "Tricky Tony" is one of the names a cat can RNG.
They WILL be adding a Deltarune rep to Smash 6 but it will NOT be the character you want
>>558294873Tobert about to be accused of being even more problematic for associating with Edmund McMillen who put references to Chris Chan and H3H3 in his new game.
>>558291809more like susie
Always bet on Tennafarts being stinky
y-you guys have sex in real life?
>>558295285gay sex apparently
>>558295285Not yet
>>558295285I'm reminded of that one story where I think two goatfags apparently got together and they only thing they did was frot and cum in like 20 seconds so I guess
>>558295267what the fuck does that have to do with anything
>>558295285Not me, no.
>>558295320the horror.
>>558295285lollmfao
>>558295320grindr is easy if you arent ugly and have a bit of patience for dumbasses
>>558295285He really stuttered in text form T.T, okay alphys
>>558295397To be fair, most gay sexual activity doesn't involve penetration, gay porn isn't a good representation of how sex works in real life. Anal penetration also takes a lot of prep so it's usually not done on the first time.
Anal is just a funny word
>>558295618thats not even real gay shitffs you're just two fags sucking each otherhow can you even call yourself a homosexual?????
>>558295652Ay now
Anal log :D
that's very Acura ate
>>558295618Why would you want gay sex and not want to have someone blow in your ass? The G-spot is in there ffs, good thing i'm not gay because i wouldnt want to deal with others not wanting anal sex
Gaster-spot???
>>558295715why are you gaykeeping
>>558295531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylND0pULE3c&t=13s
>>558295915here we take it up the butt like a real thugword
>>558295915in order to be gay you must be gay... is it really that complex?
>>558295131Susie doesnt want to kill herself
>>558295941>specific time link didn't workjoke RUINED I'm killing myself
No homo we smokin penises!!!!
>>558295285NO!!!!!!!!
>>558295941what.... you'se a girl T.T????
>>558296039Shes a purple character who has a facade and is a tsundere, i think their similar. and also susie does.
/utg/ gay furry vs. tumblr sexyman lesbian war soon
>>558296039Why does she want to stab herself with spikes then
>>558296218why are you crying little boy...
>>558296402is it okay to join the spectator team and hope both sides lose?
>>558296402why do you say this
>>558296402I'M BISEXUAAAAAAAAL
>>558296508kraut is it true that you like fat boys
>>558296636stop orbiting
>>558296687Answer the question kraut
Meanwhile, in the utg dormitory...
>>558295285sadly no
>>558295285Don't be stupid anon. Sex isn't real! It's a myth made by big balloon!
>>558296978ouuuuuuuuhhhhhh please fucking dorm in my tory hnnnnnnnnggggg
>>558287171NTR, too, is an acronym.
>>558297313Nice Titties Retard
>>558296402Fave in their infinite retardation duct taped their humvee windows because they thought it would be all tactical and shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUYE1XNO5E
damn you guys suck at voting
guys help my internet is crapping itself
>>558297570shoulda potty trained
>>558296978*squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch*
>>558296978Can somebody please clean up the dead body on floor 3?
>>558297742Fuck that, that's where all the gotefags live. The dead body is probably more hygienic than the rest of the floor.
Thinking of turning into a schizo boss in real IrL. Anyone wanna join?
>>558297742how about you mind your fucking business
>>558296978guys i want to screw the hot professor what do?
>>558296402Throw col the normie in there
>>558296978Hold up everyone I'm going to test my new sound system and water pipe to make sure they work correctly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoXxk5j-ipE
>>558296978Hey guys =)I put some free Halloween treats on the lobby, if you want to have some =)Free of charge =)They're totally free of needles =) and razors =) and rat poison =)don't mind the cinnamon smell and taste =)
>>558298154If CoL is a fucking normie, then the human race is fucked.
>>558296978WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING PIZZA BOXES IN THE TRASH
>>558297887Don't think I can commit to the full schizoboss lifestyle yet but I can give wandering adventures ominous hints to your backstory while handing out key items if you want
>>558295285I wasn't very good at it so I gave up
If toby had a pussy his name would be toby box
>>558296636no, i don't like you.
>>558298320*grips your jawbones and wrenches it clean off like a chimpanzee* you're right it would
>>558298215His favorite things are like Lord of the Rings and Zelda, so maybe.
>>558297887I'm more of a NPC shopkeeper with minimal backstory mostly for flavor but a hip and cool theme to make people want to spend their money.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D83BxptHcRc
>>558298414to be fair, you could argue gollum is jewish representation.
>>558298508>isn't even the main character in his own fantasy scenariosYou really are gay
>>558295285Have it? Not physically
>>558298609No, the dwarves are Jewish representation.
>>558298637You're just calling it like you see it, aren't you?
>>558298674Your senses are interpreted by your brain, so if you think about it, by cutting the middle main and inducing psychosis, you are living in a closer version to reality than the physical world.
>>558298684i disagree, dwarves are redeemable.
>>558298684is spamton jewish rep??
>>558298921Tell me more about how you want to murder Jews all over the world.
Man, I sure do love this characters.Can't wait to see what Toby does with him after chapter 1!
toby swaps with different last names
>>558299009yeah... this is getting weird. wtf does any of that stuff have to do with deltarune
>>558298970The truth of life is, you don't want Jews to be represented at all in someone else's stuff. I would never put Jews in anything I made, for example.
>>558299012next chapter...in darkner magazines...
>>558299146wtf are you even saying...
>>558299326First rule of jews in thr media. Don't put jews in the media.
>>558295285My girl asked me if being a gamer taught me how to work her clit and I still don't know how to respond to thatSaid Berdly Undertale
So no, Spamton probably isn't a Jew.
In a world that's filled with monstersWhy do I still feel so alone?My heart's rhythm feels so foreignMy heart's strings pulled by a melodyoh so familiarPretty sure I don't belong hereI can't tell if you're trying to help or if you're trying to break me
spamy and rekaarded DEAD...
>>558299626working it like i'm playing mh3u on a 3ds xl
Is it schizo of me to ship ralsei and the knight. i mean its so cute
fish butt
>>558300095i write show your work on this post in red pen
>>558300048wtf anon, straight outta my utg nightmares
>>558300196okay, so the knight is a corrupted person, and ralsei is this teeny little guy tryna get em to be nice, and its so wholesome but some of you guys think that stuff is lame. but i think its cute. and the knight is like a tsundere, and maybe the knight got hurt and ralsei needs to comfert them with his best bedside manner.
worst fucking quiplash prompts of all time. i'm gonna go draw on the magma after this
>>558299657You need to marry a nice human girl.That's what Kris will do
>>558300353this has Fromsoftware Double Boss Fight That Makes You Feel Bad DNA, I can see the vision
>>558299825When she least expects it I hit her with the GL classic
>>558299676i miss them
>>558300353This is 63% fluttercord by volume, but I like fluttercord so I'm giving this post an A
>>558300168I want to smell it
>ralsei gets captured by the knight >uses ralsei's capture to lure in fangang>while in captivity ralsei is trying to "fix" the knight>the knight keeps taunting ralsei>eventually ralsei starts flirting with the knight>the knight is all shy and grumpy>eventually when the fungang shows up they catch them making out
i wrote that
>>558300854me too tennasfarts3...
quaternary ESL children in the jackbox
Ralsei will marry princess Susie
No one will miss me...
>>558300986>you will never smell fish butt while you eat her out from behind
>>558301227you have limited characters and i ran out. i kno egnlish ok!
>>558301337raise evasion
>>558301337You have too much faith in our aim
>>558301337what? thats ominous....
jackbox was a fun way to end my weekend, i should stop by for more of those
>>558301010the knight is rudy btw
god i wish someone else who is funnier and better at modding jackbox and is a better artist and is hotter could host jackbox
>>558301970Oh god...Ralsei isn't a clone of Toriel...he's a clone of Assgore!
Why doesn't asgore marry undyne
>>558301860it was boring, all i got to do was keep voting and voting for random shit in boring purple screens without voiceacting until it ended, i thought this was meant to be good?
>>558302031isn't he like her boss
>>558302003don't trash talk my jackboxchad like that
>>558301860>Noelle: "Gosh, you could balance a quarter on that thing..."
>>558301970no he's not you tardnut, the knight is the knight. the knight is his own character.
>>558302031Undertale Asgore might still be hoping for Toriel to return. Plus, him and Undyne have a daught and father like relationship. Deltarune Asgore isn't too different.
>>558302154>his
>>558301970"i wish for more groomer rudy art"and thus, the monkey paw grants your wish by making rudy the knight, now all knight grooming kris art is recontextualized into rudy grooming his neighbour's kid art, they stop making art of knight x kris after the knight's identity is officially revealed
>>558302132that was me...
>>558302196the knight is a man yes. ralsei and the knight are gay lovers
>>558302273>>558302132
>>558302003you're literally better than me at all those things
>>558302229...Eh I can still jack off to that.
Why doesn't asgore marry Papyrus
>>558302273I know. *kisses your head*
>>558302072He's everyone's boss. He's the king.
>>558302031Undyne is a lesbo, given how her ut self even describes death as both hot and a woman, the only one who can unlesbian undyne is papyrus' boner but unfortunately he's too busy calling mad dummy/mad mew mew over to his house daily for "practicing sex with her"
>>558302359TOO SCAIRY
>>558302003you're hot in my imagination. actually i imagine all of you are hot
Deltarune has a lack of AUs its honestly rather sad
>>558295715like he said, anal requires prep workyou gotta go in the bathroom and squirt water up your ass a few times while your bf is just sitting there waiting and sometimes your ass just isn't cooperative and after multiple enemas it doesn't come out clean and you have to have him bottom or just call it off for todaycompared to a blowjob you can just pull down his boxers and start sucking at any time
>>558302481not really, au's are kind of a LITTLE too autistic for me. just by a LITTLE bit. yes i know this is that "slightly more autisitc" meme
Why doesn't Asgore marry me
>>558302485sucking cock is based and anyone who says otherwise is a poser
>>558302229>"i wish for more groomer rudy art"I know a guy who would say this
>>558302597are those fingernails? ew...
>>558302597Because he is already married to me
>>558302604if you don't like having cock in your mouth and your entire field of view taken up by a guy's crotch you just don't like menby this metric most "straight" women are lesbians, which is probably true
>>558302229that'll be hilarious to see>i love problematic ships>no not like that
>>558302485just get a condom, wash your asscrack with water and soap to keep it clean, and start having anal sex, its not that hard, i bet most undertale monsters are used to it already
I come back from a sick as Balatro run and you guys are talking about gay sex
>>558302481the problem is it's not a finished game, so attempts to make swap and character dynamic based AUs fall apart as more chapters are released and the new parts can't be fit into the previous patternit's like trying to make furniture with half the instructions and parts
>>558303040You're surprised we're talking about gay sex here? Really?
>>558303040this but I blinked
Okay, we can either have the knight be a male tsundere or a female one by having them be dess. i cant decide which one is cuter, but i think i'd have to choose male knight, because yoai is better than het, but also het is better than yuri. i hope we get some meaningful dialog between the knight and ralsei so i'll seem slightly less delusional for liking this ship.
>>558303040I wasn't talking about gay sex I was just standing here minding my own business and thinking about gay sex.
>>558303159The best Knight ship is Dess Knight with Noelle so Dess Knight can finger bang Noelle to oblivion.
>>558303040everyone on utg is a homesexual man
>>558303159Rudy Knight x Asgore art is gonna be peak once rudy knight gets confirmed
>>558303275yuri sucks, nope
>>558302410No she isn't. Undyne is not a lesbo.
Why is utg talking about sex and sexual acts as if anyone here has even experienced that before?Impressive group larp effort
>>558303338Wrong, i'm bisexual, and im sure some other people here are too, so i get to fap to your het art, your yaoi, and your yuri if i want to, i am stronger than yall
>>558303040Us queers run this franchise, you're in our world straggots and cissies
>>558303409you tardnut, RUDY IS NOT THE KNIGHT. pls explain why you would even come to such a dumb conclusion? Do you seriously think rudy as the knight would allow this whole plan with kris and the soul EVEN during the snowgrave route? nonsense. Noelle is literally his daughter.
>>558303338im a feeeeeemale
>>558303564Where are the rpgs for straggots
>>558303338I love men so much that I am fundamentally a gay man
>>558303496I have had sex before and it was just ok
>>558303492and i wish she wasnt because i need papyrus x undyne but no one goes for that ship
Noelle came into contact with the angel and asked it for a Susie gf but a bunch of shit went wrong and basically Krelian wins
>>558303624Persona 5 and uhhhhh maybe Final Fantasy 4
>>558303580Better than having some chick be the Roaring Knight.
>>558303496i've had sex with one person
>>558303584Yeah, but are you homosexual? i will give myself a half point if you are
>Sex havers in /utg/Every day I get mogged and have nothing to compensate
>>558303580first of all, the knight isnt confirmed to know about what went down in the snowgrave route, even rudy being unaware of noelle's behavior confirms itsecond, theres a lot of evidence pointing towards it, you can read up a few posts about it if you dont believe it, such as https://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/1m1fweb/rudy_knight_evidence_compilation/
>>558303742
>>558303757I assume most people here are weird artsy creatives or theater kids, its not that surprising that those people fuck. I look like Rich Evans and even I managed to get laid.
>>558303738Why can't the knight JUST be the knight? because the only other option is dess and even THAT'S better than ralsei dating a 50 year old.
>>558303630I think Undyne would legitimately feel guilty for wanting to have sex with Papyrus. I feel like she'll see him as too innocent.
>>558303757give up and pay an online chick to let you fuck her ass, she's likely as desperate as you are for sex
>>558303859I give myself a quarter of a point
Persona 5. Too Japanese
>>558303893but what if papyrus is the one pushing for sex with her? he's extroverted and dedicated enough to what he wants, so if he really wanted to pussy, he would unironically do anything to get some
FAVE JUST SHOOT THEM THEYRE ROBOTSITS OKAY TO SHOOT ROBOTS FAVE
>>558295715>>558295827Fake fags are so shallow you can't even conceive of the concept of two dudes just wanting to do light sexual activity to be close together without destroying one(or both)'s anals till next day.Bro if you tell me you penetrate every time I'm gonna think you only fuck like once every 3 months or you're lying. Anal sex everyday is a yaoi manga thing, put down the Spamtenna or gotefag doujins and google some statistics(Also if you do have any comiket Spamtenna doujins please share them)
>>558303813"even rudy being unaware proves it second"Do you have any idea how retarded that sounds? thats circular logic. AND also, carol knows about snowgrave canonically. AND ALSO, carol works WITH the knight. So??? no. you are a tardnut. rudy is NOT the knight.
>>558304016Persona 5 is one of the most "we must conform to society" games I have ever played despite how it presents itself in the first several hours and it has nothing but hetero dates, its perfect for boring ass straight dudes.
>>558304107TennAIDS, is that you?
I think without the monster girls and monsters in general utdr would be lame. I love monsters. in the GonerMaker+ DLC that releases in 2027 I am going to give my vessel a shirt that says "I LOVE MONSTER PUSSY. I'M A RACE TRAITOR AND PROUD OF IT."
I also love monster girls but in a less annoying and retarded way than that
>>558304046He would if he wanted to, but it'll be like how he wants to be part of the Royal Guard, but Undyne keeps denying him in spite of his power. And obviously Papyrus won't rape her or anything. I think Undyne would probably just humor him and keep giving him harder, expotentially harder tasks in an attempt to "win her heart". The only way I see the two actually creating a relationship is the Queen Undyne route and she elevates Papyrus as prince consort to relive stress.
>>558304225No, I don't hate women and I love Gaster and I'm straight
wtf is going on in spamtenna twitter
>>558304107>I'm gonna think you only fuck like once every 3 months or you're lyingThat's probably the average amount of times any couple fucks, desu.
>>558304309to be fair we're all deltarune posters. we're all retarded and annoying
sex is not canon out of character AND off model
>>558304107Genuinely feel like its mostly pornrotted gooners who dont understand how sex works.
>>558304123ad hominem and no actual counterargument, even if he did know about snowgrave, you could argue he would understand that it was the player who did it, and not kris's fault
>>558304370tl;dr larping discourseunless there's a new discourse that just happened that I didn't see yet
daily buttsex
I've never had sex but I know cuddling is superior
>>558303813AND ALSO, if rudy is the knight that implies he knows about all the kris possession stuff. than why would he have all this dialog like "oh you're acting weird these days, why do you act like this is the first time you've seen me" if rudy knew he wouldnt be surprised.
>>558304494AND asriel
>>558304370I don't have a twitter account. I only browse 4chan and instagram
>>558304107tbf anon did mention frotting so the idea of people choosing to rub their dicks against each other everytime instead of actually fucking sounded too stupid for them
>>558304498A lot of people here mythologize gay sex and then get jumpscared when an actual sex haver explains from experience how it actually works.
>>558304629>>558304776Cuddling and frotting and just fucking around rules, ahh I miss my carefree 20's when I was a slutty twink
>>558304156Wasn't it the opposite, about a bunch of rebels. Dunno, I never played the game.
>>558304650him acting clueless would be to trick the player into thinking he doesnt know about the soul and about why kris is acting so weird
>>558304505Why would he let the PLAYER do that then? that makes ZERO difference.
>>558304865>I miss my carefree 20'sI'm 25 and I've never felt carefree.
There is no player
i’m not gay!!! i’m NOT- *barfs a rainbow*
>>558304792Penetrative sex just gets glorified because it's what you see most often in porn, doesn't a similar thing happen with straight sex?
>>558304885In theory yes but the game's final conclusion is about incrementalism within the bounds of society. "Be good and change the system for the better from within!" One of the characters ends up becoming a cop and its framed as a good end, when the game opens with the cops being used to persecute your innocent MC. Its fucking goofy.
>>558304892you are fucking retarded. the soul knows THEY KNOW. its the whole fucking point.
>>558304865dont worry anon, people nowadays prefer gay chubby bears, you still got a shot for round 2
spiderposting jumpscare grahhh!!!
>>558304398lmao maybe for straight couplesi suck/fuck my husband like every other day, minimum once a week
>>558304958I'm sorry to hear that anon, I hope things improve for you soon.
>>558305060I need to cum in there right now
You are all fucking lying shit eating snakes who've never had a single minute of sex in your lives.
>>558304907he wasnt there and he didnt know that it would actually happen (the alternative would be kris not grooming the doe
>>558305136snakes do not eat poop
>>558305127>I hope things improve for you soon.If they haven't improved in the last 25 years, they're never going to improve.
Fave wants you to join their human instrumentality project
>>558305031yeah but i mean that he tricks the player into thinking he doesnt know about the soul so that the player can't clock him as the roaring knight, of course the knight wouldnt reveal he knows about the soul in his light world form
>>558305050What an age we live in>>558305180Nah thats crazy, things can always improve. There was a time before I knew what I wanted to do with my life and felt too hopeless to graduate. Never give up on yourself, and if you feel hopeless seek help!
>>558305247Where is the trauma of violently getting raped in the woods by the vessel in this art
>>558305136did you have sex then, sherlock holmes?
>>558304557big spamtenna artists are supposedly leaving but I haven't seen anybody leaving for good. No clue about what's going on.
Fave just sat down and got comfortable only to have to pee.
if toby wasnt a pussy he would include a non-humanoid monster as a major character instead of scalies and furries and robots. I'm sad gyftrot carol wasnt real
>>558305385No.Sex isn't real, dumbass.It's a lie normies peddle in order to delude themselves into believing they aren't completely insufferable and miserable people like you.
>>558305545Flowey
>>558305545even the side characters are mostly humanoid btw
>>558305595that's fair. I kneel. anger subsided. Ralsei used PACIFY!
>>558305594damn, nigga really pavlov'd himself into forgetting that sex existed out of cope for being an incel loser too, lol
>>558305398which artists
>>558305316I've seeked help and pretty much always get it thrown back into my face.The people around me have nothing to actually offer besides "find out what you want to do" or "work in a job you find interesting (this is literally impossible)".I tried college and it was so stressful I quit after 2 weeks, and then the degree I was trying to go for had its field completely raped by AI, which is also fucking up everything.I tried "doing my own thing" for 3-4 years and basically got nothing out of it.Quite honestly, I'm in the same spot I was 5-8 years ago and no matter what I do, there's been no progress to get out of it and I'm told by the people around me that I'm both trying too hard/going too fast but also not doing enough and "need to be an adult" yet they won't help me at all and try to stop me from getting independence.Life sucks, and then you die.
>>558305789jobs are boring, you still have to do them to get money to live, dumbass.your problems are self-inflicted, you want help but wont get a job or a degree or anything
>>558304370Apparently a lot of popular Spamtenna artists where cringe larpers and never actually played Deltarune and just wanted to draw the two White men having sex with each other
Sex isn't realThe only that is is real is RAPE
Will Toby ever make a song worthy of a Beatles album?
>>558305939good thing i never cared for spamtenna then
>>558305545Deltarune is a furry game, not a magical game about monsters like Undertale. Just be glad Jockington is a snake and not an anthro lamia bishie
Another Spamtenna L for the books
Larping accusations are only annoying when people who have actually played the game and just misinterpreted/forgot something get accused of it, which happens pretty frequently as of late. Also the correct term isn't LARPing it's called being a POSER, we are forgetting the ancient texts. LARPing is the act of live action role-playing, something nobody post-covid wants to do anymore, not even at cons. But it should be brought back.
>>558304370>>558304557>>558305398WOOOOOOOOOOW I’m so surprised that most of the OOC bigshot spamton x Tenna art that has hogged up my xitturd feed was made by people who don’t even know the characters
lightning bolt
>>558306126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCD09wIao6Q
>>558305939Please give me a list of which ones so i can judge their art
Why is it so fucking cold
>>558305939how was this found out exactly
FAVE PUSSY ATTACK
I still haven’t played Chapter 3 and 4
>...sex?>sorry, monsters in UNDERTALE and it's parallel story, DELTARUNE canonically cannot have sex. monster storks deliver monster babies>huh? the ending of chapter 4? oh, toriel and sans were just dancing of course>we actually had to change a certain scene involving kris and noelle because of this, we weren't worried about the scene being perceived as rape, we just wanted to make sure that everyone knew that noelle doesnt have a vagina in the first place
>>558306285Listen to this:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lnVt6UrX2r6OIql45EivB7tKE-F529kj4
>>558306205Doomer you should play NOISZ STARLIVHT
>>558306285Lucky.
>>558306504>the camera pans over, once again, as CoL enters the scene, leather jacket slightly longer, skin pale and cracking
thread is so boring today. surprised it's already late into the afternoon
>>558306410I’ve heard it many times. Best version of the album for me. Does this actually have anything to do with Deltarune, or are you just trying to get me to listen to the Beatles?>>558306504Why? Are they bad chapters or something?
>>558306218WAHOOOOOOOOO
>>558306636>afternoon non-canon timezone
>>558306671>I’ve heard it many times. Best version of the album for me. Does this actually have anything to do with Deltarune, or are you just trying to get me to listen to the Beatles?Ummm....Hey wait! Look over there!>Anon ran away...
>>558305919>your problems are self-inflicted, you want help but wont get a job or a degree or anythingWell I did try getting a job, but there was only one car and the person telling me to get a job refused to drive me to the place (it's impossible to get there walking biking public transport etc unless I want to take an hour+)I literally put in that I tried getting a degree but college stressed me out so bad that parts of my body started swelling up and no one gave a shit, and in fact gave me MORE shit for being in college after I asked for help.
We should round up everyone ITT who isn't caught up with Deltarune yet and shoot them.You had 8 months bitch, there's no excuse.
>>558306351actually sans and toriel were indeed just dancing. who tf laughs and says stuff like "this is so much fun" or whatever during sex?
>>558306758Hehe well it’s always a good time to listen to the Beatles.
>>558306857nary a slide whistle or splat sound effect, how can anyone buy this shit?
>>558306445I never got good at bullet hell shoot 'em ups or rhythm games I just like them conceptually. Best I can do is get stoned and play Guitar Hero 2 and 3 specifically and maybe like, Galaxian and Galaga if I try hard and have quarters to burn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ie4U89t7Cs
good morning /utg/, how much weed we smoking today?
>>558306351Nice try Toberto. We all know the REAL reason you removed the "deflowering" animation was because Noelle wasn't a virgin as she got deflowered years ago by Kris's therapist.
>>558307068I don’t smoke weed. I eat it up in my mouth yummers!
>>558284148splat
>>558306215I think some artists just flat out admitted and some noticed that certain artists would mischaracterize them and get facts and personality traits wrong. And not even shit like "Oh you didn't know Spamton had a 2.5% chance of saying this if you play the game on a Wednesday afternoon while riding a unicycle and playing the Beach Boys?". Like really obvious facts that you would know even if you just watched someone else play the game. Honestly, I kinda get it. Some people just wanna get their nut in and no more than that but I feel like someone should watch someone play the game AT THE VERY LEAST if you're gonna hyperfixate on it.
>>558307090I honestly think the real reason they changed the animation is because they realized deflowering imagery is lowkirkuinely misogynistic. As it emphasizes that the horrifying thing happening to a girl is her "losing her virginity/innocence" and not the fact that she was y'know raped(metaphorically).
>>558305939unsurprising.
>>558307068I'm smoking on bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack they watered this with the blood of 36 dragons shit's so purple it should be asking me where's Ronald nigga this shit will turn your pacemaker off nuclear levels of sour, lung slaughtering, necromancer kush shit got diamonds on it so you know that THC to CBD ratio is swag nigga a whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grasss this shit straight out of k-lid this shit is what shot Tupac rip my nigga for real dog
>>558307068I just do adderall now
Ralsei is Friend, just so you all know.
>>558307116next time eat a salad>>558307389fax brother>>558307406next time eat a salad
>>558307229How much of this very general would be dusted if you could snap away everybody who has never actually played Undertale and/or Deltarune themselves I wonder
>>558307273Freud striked again.
although I like her art I'm not surprised that owlygem didn't play the game and her tweet about "consuming the game like a patchwork quilt" was retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNO-O2xWNzQdont know why but these videos made me extremely nostalgic for when i first discovered undertale
Im way too autistic about the fact Toby still hasnt revealed what Ralsei's cakes are in the light world, the joke is so fucking obvious to me and has been for years, I know there isnt a good way to do that yet but he keeps using them when I figured it out on chapter 2's release so I cant take them seriouslyI mean theres probably way worse things to be autistic about but its still fucking bothering me
>>558307804Don't be a tease, what are they?
>>558307406wish I had adderall, my new meds work like shit. It's fucked up that stimulants can make you fall asleep.
>>558307804what are they
>>558307630it was owlygem? kek
>>558307804It's Poop Cake
we didn't do a Sunday confession.... anyone got a lingering sin?
>>558308093I didn't finish chapter 3 or 4
>>558307909
>>558308093I Posted
>>558308164why would they be that?
>>558307909>>558307942They're urinal cakes>Found naturally in a school supply closet, and in bulk>Ralsei makes them in a "Cauldron full of liquid", perfect description of a urinal>Susie eats a bunch of garbage so she'd never notice, Ralsei has reason to lie about them tasting good if he knows what they are, Kris never has a bite to confirm it to us>Literally has fucking "Cake" in the nameIm just waiting for the reveal when castle town is sealed with a box of half eaten urincal cakes at this point
>>558308093i ate fish yum yum
>>558308164Counterpoint: the school doesn't have a bathroom at all and I don't think toby would make that gross of a joke.
>>558308190they would probably be stored in a school closet.
>>558308093I also didn't finishe past chap2 and honestly i probably wont the game is really boring to play but really fun to talk about
>>558307630Yup, I could tell that fat almost 40yo kike didn’t play the game by her art kek
>>558308208if you think he'd actually make that joke you're fucking retarded
>>558308345Susie literally drank Kris' shampoo, eating fresh urinal cakes isnt far off at all. Its pretty much eating soap
>>558307630I'm not gonna harp on someone not playing the game THAT much but part of what makes Spamtenna good is that their relationship is intrinsically tied to the themes of the game. You literally won't get the appeal unless you experience Deltarune's narrative. It's like how Charmuro(which Tomino himself ships) is inseparable from UC Gundam's narrative. Sure a classic enemies-to-lovers story is sexy on the surface, but you need to actually watch Gundam to truly GET it and have it infect your mind like a brainworm.Also I'm fundamentally against consooming just to play toys. Deltarune fans will say video games should be respected as art but then not encourage people to engage with the game as art with purpose and meaning behind it.
All spamtenna yaoifags are equally retarded whether they played the game are not
>>558308093I ate a burger on a lent friday........
>>558308419Nah, bigshotspamtennafags are an entirely different thing
>>558308093everytime i take a shit i go in the tub to wash my asshole
>>558308093Lul, was this posted before?
>>558308506me at the Church of Satan confessing my Virtue's for more Power
>>558308408Anon you might just actually have a serious autistic fixation on urinal cakes.
>>558308408those are 2 very different things man.
>>558308164>>558308208why did you use the exact same image who sent you what is your mission
>>558308567No its just THESE ones in particular, it wouldnt be so bad if he didnt keep bringing them up and left them as a ch2 one-off joke. It's acting like I cant connect the dots on my own when it shows them eating it together, as if Ralsei saying it tastes good fucking means anything at that point. Ralsei KNOWS what the Light World looks like, he would KNOW they're urinal cakes too
>>558308093just cried to thishttps://youtu.be/-hVuv7mDNqM?si=QP36YCU73Q2Gj5Oc
>>558308485SneotennaGODS are the truest real fans.I JUST WANT THEM TO VIOLENTLY KILL EACH OTHER
>>558308485Just because yours is more quirky doesnt make it better
>>558308743thats just the only good one I found on google images
>>558308883i'm onto you, peemasons......
>>558308743I activated my psychic link to that anon to predict what he was going to say, and even make the same google image selection.
>>558308536it's from /doe/, I very rarely go there but I like this artist
>>558308879Actually it’s dysfunctional
What if in the Deltarune world, shampo actually tastes as good as it smells? Susie isn't so retarded anymore, she just has self preservation instincts.
I gotta go shower my soft female body brb
>>558309280Be sure to get behind your ears
>>558309280Showers are for hard male bodies, it's more soft and feminine to draw a bath.
night night /utg/https://youtu.be/EukueEjfPnk?si=PguYHyIEVfRSdcwU
I am looking
Don't look at me
LOOK AT THEM
>>558309572sleep well fren
>>558309608
Thread stopped cuz everyone's looking
my eyes are so dry...
>>558307630jesus fucking christ i swear that before clicking on this the thumbnail registered as looking like this to me and i was in fucking awe at what i was looking at, it was like staring into the fucking abyss
>>558293531No joke I've been having dreams that midway in the dream I recognize the repeating locations as being versions of my bedroom furniture and objects, including a large mountain cliff that includes my actual bed. When I wake up I can fully recall and map which locations were what
>>558309984This is how I see literally all Spamtenna art
>>558310016Stab your gas line anon
>>558309984if Rudy was spamton
The knight's designation as a "knight" in the prophecy inherently means that it is working for a "king/queen" to some extent and isn't a lone agent
>>558309984Spamton has such a minor-coded head in all these fan arts
>>558310274or a prince :)
>>558310274or a witch
>>558310274Aren't black knights usually rogue warriors that serve no ruler?
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>558310370The Witch, user of musical incantations = dessThe Knight, the living blade = michael
>>558307630Can't stand the way her spamton looks, hopefully this means I'll see it less now
>>558310486>prince>witch>knightwhat's next, a mage, lord, and bard? a seer, muse and page? a sylph maybe?
>>558309984lmfaoo
black knight fire emblem vs roaring knightwho wins the twerk off
Michael is a shapeshifter/puppetmaster. He regularly took different forms, like a cowboy form or a cat form, which is what leads to the confusion of his identity. Almost nobody in hometown has seen the "real" mike.
>>558310628The fat cunt sent out posts about how it’s mentally affecting her, so the future looks bright
>>558310969I thought we liked fat women here
>>558311189I don’t kek
Give all fat women to me. I'll empty my bank account for you bby
>>558310969calm down son it's just a drawing
Fat Cunt in my headDriving me to the end
>>558310969I don't know what your hateboner for her is, but keep me out of it because it's really cringe
>>558311309It makes me laugh so hard knowing a near 40 woman these
Wow the twitter shit was a bunch of fucking nothing. Back to mentally visualizing my lore-rich and canon-accurate obese Spamtenna porn scenarios featuring Mettaton as the director
>>558303627Pathetic
>>558311426someone's a little obsessed
>>558303627Based post
>>558311519It’s right there in her bio, here your (You)
Gotefags, Pippinfags...what other groups of anons roam this place?
>>558310632Why didn't we get more medieval-themed dark worlds, to fit the way Castle Town and Card Kingdom were presented?
>>558311571Who cares. Like you wont be 40 too some day
>>558311632actually when I'm 40 I'll be on a big boat and 20 years old
>So angry he couldn't even type his obsessive "hate" post properlyHoly kek
>>558307183Immaculate art holy hell.
>>558311571you've made three posts about her being 40 so far
>>558311632I’m already making better stuff at my age. Her being 40 isn’t the funny part, the garbage she makes at 40 is
>>558311607They're different stories.
>>558311754pyw
>>558307183Mwah. I really hope we get Carol as a bossfight. There's so much kino potential.
I'm 50! 50 years old, and I like to kick! Stretch! And Kick!
>>558311262Sigh, all that dieting for nothing... *Opens uber eats and orders 40 whoppers*
>>558311595the mythical rudinnfag that shows up only once in a blue moon
>>558311807hello ancient unc
>>558311792I’m a drawfag who posts my art here :)
>>558311782So you admit the story changed
>>558311930Post your work if its really that good then
>>558311930Post it again for the class to know :) sharing is caring!
>>558311930yeah ok el matador why don't you andele andele yeehaw on out of here
>>558311984>>558311991Hahahaha
>>558311738>>558311804thank you! Fingers crossed here as well
>Doesn't post workYeah this is confirmation that you make deviantart fetish tier art
So, what are we thinking? Will Chapter 5 release this summer, fall, or even sooner?
Spamton and Tenna as robber barons, turning the TV shows of the light worlds into stage plays in the dark worlds
>>558312153i think this is simply a gay retard trying to make an infight happen, my good chum
>>558311984>>558311991he's not a drawfag, he's riling people up to get replies and attention then hiding behind "i'm someone you know! figure out who to get mad at!" to divert all the hatred like a missile towards some random passerby so they can laugh more. people like this create nothing
>>558312175I'm guessing latter half of the year. I feel like it'll drop by August.
Oh boy, it sure is hilarious how defensive some of you are over that fat retard’s art
>>558312232Its either painter or someone who is very good at acting exactly like her kek
>>558312256i just think people like you are corny and miserable, don't care about spamtenna at all
i have woken up and nobody gave me headpats
Like the more I think about it, the more all the Dark worlds having a medieval fantasy theming would be a good thing actually
>>558312335hi artschizo
>>558312434*rips your face off*
I might just get curbstomped in here for saying this, but I don't think DR is THAT kind of game where you're actually required to play it or else you won't understand muh super ultra deep lore or whatever, especially if you're not the most interested in some aspects of the game. I would understand the outrage if it had been over a popular theorist turning out to be a secondary but this is not the case.I think this was all exaggerated.
>>558312434*staples your face back on, kisses your disfigured face*
>>558312690yeah i haventy played the game but i basically know most of all there is to it from just seeing memes and theories and scenes
there's too many npc's to talk to in this video game. i feel compelled to talk to them all because i think they might have more insight for what i'm experiencing and it's just always just drivel, if that makes sense. i do feel like if they were cut in half, we wouldn't really be losing much.
>>558312434Erm... good for you I guess?
I think the game needs a 40 minute long unskippable cutscene
I really wish DR kept UT’s front-facing battle sprites, it felt so much more personal
>>558311607I tabbed in because I thought someone replied to my obese Spamtenna post, and all I got was a crummy CoL reply that didn't even get my homosuck classpect reference. Begone.
I think I found the new account of some UTDR soundcloud fanmusic guy who's switched accounts twice already and it's starting to drive me crazy because I'm not sure
>>558313102know that your evil was felt
>>558313197evil doesn't exist read summadat niezche
Will there be a secret chapter 8?
>>558313197>>558313236these both turned out to be good six-word stories nice job
>>558313260more like that chap tenna 8 all the cookies heyo
>>558312175Maybe I’m foolish, but I can see it releasing in 3 months. Everything is fully translated by now>>558312335How do you even identify painter?
>>558313260I'm all in on a chapter 0 prequel wgere you play as or with dess
I don’t like to play deltarune because it feels like I’m not experiencing the correct feelings and emotions. Part of this is because I have autism.
it’s to in the morning
>>558313690it's from in the afternoon for me
7 chapters for 7 human souls1 was patience (be patient with susie)2 was courage (courage to go to the library and step into a brand new dark world)3 was integrity (stand your ground against Tenna and with integrity refuse to play along)4 was perseverance (despite the horrors of that day the heroes keep perseveriring the awful event after awful event)Next chapter will somehow be about kindness.
>>558313746How do people make connections like this it makes no sense and hurts my brain and also makes me feel bad because I will never make a connection like this because I’m stupid
>>558313412I would agree with the idea that Chapter 5 could possibly release in only a few months if it wasn't for Toby stating that it'd be a "latter half" release. While it seems like the localization team is already finishing up their work, for all we know, there could be game breaking bugs that haven't been cleaned up yet. Last time we had GameMaker putting things on hold with the launcher update, and the only reason we found out was because Toby decided to tell us when he could have just not said anything. If that sort of thing happens again, it could totally delay the game enough to have it release late July or even in the middle of August.I trust that Toby knows more about the development cycle than we do. Best case scenario, he was just being pessimistic in case things took a turn for the worse, but there's always the possibility that we just haven't been told what could keep the game held for multiple months yet.
>>558313865it's easy just think of something and stretch it until it's paper thin
>>558313910HOLY FUCK A TALKING MONKEY
>>558313910thank you for your astute observations monkey
>>558313910I can't fucking believe I didn't clear the fucking name field I'm killing myself
>>558313536What are the correct feelings supposed to be anyway
>>558313412>How do you even identify painter?don’t bother with the schizo who blames all of the shitposting on drawfags. he’s done this to multiple content posters now
>>558313910ook ook monkey want a banana?
>>558314080
>>558313910This
>>558313910That
Guys thank you for all replying to my post with different monkey names I was going to make a funny reply where i scream and then pause to thank the monkey that kissed me before going back to screaming about my face. The reason I haven’t done this is because 4chan thinks it’s spam due to the many AAAAAAAA’s. Sorry to all.
>>558314346you've failed me for the last time.
I wanna be the monkey now.
No prob bra
I HATE APES
*curls*
my brew
I’m jew
Hahaha oh wow all these monkeys hahaha *goes to pet one
I'm making a mod that removes predators and lets you get the banana.
>>558314629Your hand is gone
where my bitches at?
monkeyrune
guys I just got a bunch of fuckin life insurance for some reason
>>558314676Oh. Can I have it back
>>558314809nop
fuck i need a busty brown haired tomboy with tanlines
>>558314826Oh
I swear to god if I look up and see a fucking bald chud vessel I am gonna scream.
Just admiring the view boys
>>558314925I’m so fucking sorry for ruining your bit I ruin fucking everything I want to kill myself I’ll do it you know I’ll just fucking kill myself right now I’m so fucking sorry I’m going to drive a knife into my neck right now I’m so sorry please forgive me after I’m dead
the fuck did I do
>>558314996THREADRUINEDITS OVER
B R E A D N O W
>>558314996Why are you impersonating me
>>558315084gurl thread was ruined when OP made it HMM-MMM *snap*
>>558314852only for non bald vessels
>>558315350oh boy yeah awooga
I want a black sassy woman to shit in my mouth
>>558307068Good morning!I take my herbs in liquid form.
>>558315524gurl thread was shatted when you opened it HMM-MMM *snap*
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Breadmaker, breadmakermake me a breadreply me a replydirect me a direct
pscht pscht pscht
who's there
I’m gay
>BababooeyBababooey
>>558315804Fafafooey
>>558312513There's only so many times you can blame artschizo before people stop noticing your patterns of behavior
Reminder you'll never be as rich and influential as me with your shitty rpg game
>>558315874So true torielfootfag
>>558315920But.. b-but-
>>558316005you will never not have to work or go to classes and spend all your time working on your dream game from your idol's house for freeand said game will never become a global sensationYou will never be a 20 year old who's blindly beloved worldwide and lives in a mansion in japan
>>558310303
>>558315920I’m not making an RPG.
>>558316110B-but.. uhm… you have fucked up wrists haahahahahahahh
>>558316252That’s really sad
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
>>558315874I still don’t understand why you think that’s painter. Who is painter? The artfag who rarely shows up to post fat art?
the better question is who cares if it’s painter
>>558316252and still making more then you ever will in your whole life
damn faveiel back at it again with the white vans
>>558316518….hahaha…. um… Wrists?
>>558316518Honestly good on you. Your work touches me emotionally, so I care
>>558316649The only emotional scene is the ending to true pacifist
>>558316749Man fuck you.When I say emotional I mean that I care about what happens in it.It makes me feel fuzzy
>>558316809Why would you want to fuck me. Are you gay
I AM A MONKey and I WANT TO BE FUCKED
>>558316853Nah
>>558317001>>558317001>>558317001thing
>>558316985Wait so… you’re saying..>leans in and kisses you
>>558313412>>558316421>no reply
I did the weird route after months of not doing it because I was too scared to. what have I done. I regret it immensely. It's not going to fuck with my pacifist shit is it? Am I the bad guy?
