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Sex with Hu Tao
>Klee's dadSo? Who is it?
The leak that broke /gig/
Klee: Welcome back Papa
>>558307724Roots: confirmed to be cancelledaetherbros we should have borrowed gacha money from the yakuza during natlan...
There is literally not a single thing wrong with having sex with a married woman.
Our first canon romance
Alice's husband is fake until he appears on screen. Klee is a science baby and her dad is a paid actor to give her a normal childhood.
Cute
You rollan?
I am reposting this in the new thread because lowkirk I kinda wanna get free (You)'s also.
>>558307724>aetherpags won in natlanGame hits its lowest point ever>Aetherpags keep losing in Nod KraiGame is on the upward trend again
Imagine just slamming Aether as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his tiny body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Aether's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Aether releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.
c&c thread
>>558307724I'M WATCHING
>>558307724Will you roll for Alice and her BIS Husband?
>>558307724Klee won!
>>558307724
Aetherbros... We shouldn't have let Natlan flop....
>>558307850yesvarka is funny and cool, I like him, he's also the first adult man they've put in the game which I really appreciate
>>558307724Can't wait for my father-in-law to get in the game, bros
remember to stay sane and take your meds before posting
They are making her an agent of chaos even outside of the game
>>558307850At least you get a lot of starglitter so Varka is cheaper. I am but I'm not happy about it. Been saving for Varka for months just to see them completely botch his numbers.
varka and flins the foid hating friends
Yuri fags BTFO
NOOOOOO WHY ARE WE KEKOLDS TO DA WYPIPO AGAIN NOOOOOO I AM THROWING AWAY MY PRIDE TOP
xth for family bonds.
>>558307849Geobalanque...
Dawei: you WILL be a kekold and you WILL be happy
>>558307724Alice cucks, your response?
Aether player here. I'm happy Klee has a father. I don't know why this triggers cuckschizos.
>>558307850>3 4 stars I need>I don't want VarkaEscoffier should have been this patch...
Alice LOVE!!!
>>558307896I'll roll for Klee's whole family.
>>558307724PAGGA DABBA DOOAether : I like to swallow another man's cum out of Alice's ran through vagina too
>>558307850Yes, he's entertaining and I'm always happy to roll for characters that genuinely feel unique. Plus he's literally Gintoki
>>558307693People don't know what they're talking about. All radical pags left to wuwa months or even years ago.I just saw a tieba thread yesterday where chinks said that more characters should be non-virgins because its not realistic for people in their 25-500s to be.
>>558307850I roll for everyone character so yes
>>558307975Flins loves (Underaged) women thoughever
Wasn't zibai already a non virgin
THE STRONGEST
You don't want to leave Eula behind for the next IT, right?
>>558307982She can clear d5 sometimes at c0r1
>>558307654>How many gachas have both a playable mother and their playable child anyway?FGO has a lot of these. A lot of the playable characters are non-virgins as well. Some even had countless penis-shaped worms that went inside their body.
>>558308047based
ALICE DAD MODEL
>>558307724Pagga dabba dibbety dee, is that abother bvll I see???
>>558308091She is an angel, she cant fall in love
I will be laughing at you guys when it's revealed that the father is actually Aether from an alternate timeline
raid time is it
hey traveler, look after klee with kaeya while I go fucking my husband
(You)r mom had SEX with your dad, he cummed inside her vagina!
>>558307724WUWOOOON!!
>>558308086I think you mean underage in general
>>558307798>One of Alice's titles is "Adventurer of Many Worlds" >Alice is a known menace to society Obviously, it's Pom-Pom.
>>558307896You know it would be really funny if the husband was a literal gacha weapon
>>558308172NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558308047YOU JUST KNOW she had a great time at the petting zoo
>>558308052Heyhoo
Would you roll for Klee's dad if he was playable (And had a non-faggy design)?
Kek this schizo is taking it out on yurifags when it was the aetherpags who kept on spamming that aether is alice's husband lole
It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by incel gooners.
>>558307724So how long are people going to pretend to be upset by this?
>>558308167YASS KWEEN
>>558307798Lohen
>>558308058>>558307724BY THE ARCHONS!!!!!!!!! Alice's husband-sama, you think that GRINDING my EYEBALLS into a THICK PUDDING and CONSUMING THAT would max out your LIBIDO?!??! A Liyuan MYSTIC told you that CROSSDRESSING MANLETS with MICRODICKS make for a POTENT APHRODISIAC!!???! And you want to TEST this out by PLUNDERING Alice's RIPE BUTTHOLE??!!!? T-then you want to use me as a HUMAN CONDOM!!??! I'll be STRETCHED over your QUIVERING DRAGON!!???!!? And even though I'd be a FUNCTIONING CONTRACEPTIVE, your DRACONIC JIZZ would spill into Alice's pussy ANYWAY because of my GAPING EYE HOLES!!???! Y-You want to give her the DOUBLE BAD DRAGON EXPERIENCE over and over until I inevitably DISSOLVE in her VAGINA from the NONSTOP FRICTION??!?! Then you'll take her to a LABORATORY where TOP SCIENTISTS will use the most ADVANCED TOOLS POSSIBLE to see your sperm cells BEATING THE SHIT out of my MICROSCOPIC REMNANTS and BARRING THEM ENTRY from Alice's OVARIES!!???!!!? And the results from that study would be PUBLISHED to show the WHOLE WORLD how I am OBJECTIVELY A KEK, down to the CELLULAR LEVEL???!!!!!???!!!!!! PAGGA DABBA DOO, THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Klee....my beloved daughter
>>558307724so, is Alice going to flop in Chinkland now?
>>558308054it's geo in linnea's patch
>>558307724>WUWON FUCKING BIGLY
>>558308243Aether: I found my treasure thanks Varka!
>>558308221It would make Klee happy to be with her family 24/7 so of course I would.
>>558308232He's just having a bad day, Bina dodoco date was retconned to be with Sandrone and now this
>>558308232>shitposters are shitpostingno shit
>>558308221genshin is incapable of non-faggy designs so no
>>558307850I'm rolling for C6 Klee
>>558308221Sure, I mean I'm marrying his daughter after all
>>558307850Of course. Gotta reunite Varka with his kids
>>558307724>only Klee heard his voiceYou retards are so dumb this doesn't prove anything. It'd br one thing if it was Varka or someone else but once it's just Klee
>>558308263I'm not upset, I'm fucking happy they didn't chiken out
Why do genshin devs want to make all their spending players quit?
Alice blows
>>558308342That is the alpha move after all
>>558307850LMFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO only retards would roll on this shit banner
Klee's dad had better be the coolest character in the game since he's literally me.
Barbara's dad and mom will also be playable btw the way
>>558307724>AAAAAAAAHaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJKHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahjhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
>sperg is samefagging harder than usualI am out
>>558308302holy cringe
>>558308263Trust me, there WILL be people seethjjg about it
Why has 4chan become nothing more than a cuck ERP forum? Every general has people obsessed with cuckoldry and is actually proud of their behaviour making everything about it, whenever jerking off to it or crying about seeing it in every shadow. SEA, Europeans, south Americans... Always the same obsession. Porn boards are 80% dedicated to it too. /a/? Endless ntr threads. /int/? Constant threads about cucking each other.Did the Jews win? Is this a cultural shift from boomers to millennials? Globalization? You don't see this group behaviour elsewhere.
Since the text implies that Klee doesn't hear her dad's voice often, that means that none of the male characters she hangs out with is her dad. My Alice x Mika pedo theory is ruined.
What are you choosing this time?
tieba reaction?
>>558307724https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/547339909/#q547343154https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/547339909/#q547343154https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/547339909/#q547343154
>>558308458KEEEEEEEEEEEK
Alice's husband is going to look like this btw way
>>558308396The opposite actually. They've added trash like p2w level 100 to bait whales and annoy every normal player. They've made the endgame gigashilled to kill normal players. They've made resources increasingly scarce so that spenders will feel rewarded for buying BPs.
>>558308396Why are you mad?
You are officially a cuck if you roll for Alice if she becomes playable.
>>558307975Makes sense considering who they go home to instead
>>558308091Her hymen got restored after fusing with the other
So where's my 1 (one) Capitano line? D-Don't tell me I fell for it again...
>>558308490Cyno or Shenhe.
Can't wait for Alice's father to have the most npc looking ass model.
>>558308286YESSSSS AETHERCHADS WON ONCE AGAIN! WE. ARE. THE. AETHERS!
>>558308302...The groomer pedo award
>>558308406her husband's cock
>>558307724>genshin bros this feel so bad you still have time to sell your account and come to enfield
>>558308221Yeah, why notI like klee (i am a pedo) and want her to be with family
>>558308458Absolutely. LGBTroons will not let this gay erasure stand!
>>558307850heh
>>558308396>insecure sea monkes>spending players
>>558307850I wasted all my primos trying to get Neuv book for nothing
FREDERICA ULRIKE AND SEAMUS PLAYABLE SOON
>>558308458YIPPPEE
>>558308490tighnari, his c4 is pretty good
Holy shit Tupac is Klee's father?
>>558308620seamus PEGGbarbara PEGG
>>558308396>less than 20% of players play the crop top fag
>>558307850jesus, what rationale is there for stacking the entire deck against him?
I was about to ask how the hell I missed 60% of the treasure chests...
>>558307850ew no
>>558308618Chink whales will never spend on used goods.
>>558308490At this point its c2 Wanderer or c2 Yae for me unless any other limited c1 proves to be more useful.
>>558308591>
Organic speed
It's okay aetherbros we still have xiao.
>>558307724genshin will be the first cuck gachagame among big five
klee tummy
CHADther stole this
>>558308664ALL EYES ON ME
we love traditional nuclear families here
Alice's husband is a shota
SEX with Klee while her parents go to a fancy restaurant
>>558308636Unironically one of the coolest Aether fanarts and I'm a Loombro, do you have more?
>>558308756>welfare 6 star>(you)bait ntrFind a better shitpost
>>558308591I wrecked my endfield account buying crowns I quit
>>558308490I picked C1 Klee today. Next time I'll pick Nilou unless I get another Jean con passively off coinflip first
>>558308734... but then they hit me with the lower level.Exploring inside the volcano is fun, though I'm also finally exploring natlan with a full natlan team so getting to run citlali/mavuika/xilonen means I can actually deal with the shitty spaces.
Will you still roll for her?
>>558307724nice wife material you got there, genkeks~
>>558308591>EnfieldMOGGED by Stoner
Welp, at least we know now that Alice will be a flop in CN.
FVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>558308619Fvarka is so fvarking lucky
>ALICE GOT BLACKED KLEES FATHER IS BLACKI wonder which cord is raiding...
>gets a playable mother>gets a playable hag eventuallyI'm thinking genshin is based
Tiffany is back
>>558308396We ALWAYS knew that she was married
>>558308172I THOUGHT I WAS A TEST TUBE BABY
>>558308490Kekerqueen finally spooked me to C6 on Zibai's banner so i might go for the lv95 thing.
Klee's Father: Jack Frost
>>558308895I'm rolling more for Nicole but sure I'll roll Alice too. Just hoping neither gets chained to a unit I don't want. Hopefully the hexenzirkel can be nice and racist with just each other.
>>558308513Based grudge holder
Why are all these tall males getting topped by shotas
>>558307918Back to /vmg/ jeet
>>558308919HE'S AN AYY LMAO?
>>558308396>Why did genshin devs create Natlangood question (no one has an answer yet)
>>558308786How can it be a cuck game when everyone rejected the designated self-insert? Replace pagpag now.
>>558308995Klee's father looks like THAT?
>>558308895Mavuika will be a T1 DPS by the time she comes out, so yes.
>>558308919
>>558308742 this >>558308756 character was literally one of the best selling AK banners ever and she's a married woman who had a child
>>558308919We planet-hopping soon?
Nothing wrong with having a husband not everyone can be singleI'm def skipping tho
>>558308919>Klee's dad
>>558308952We only knew that she was Klee's mom, we didn't know that she was married or if Klee had a dad at all.Aetherfags were coping that Klee is her clone or something.
>>558308295makes sense
>>558307850Nice free Varka by the sheer amount of masterless starglitter you would get from pulling this.
>>558308172uhm gross?
>>558308919LITERALLY ME...
>>558308458Yep. Imagine showing a normal nuclear family in 2026 europe! There will be straight people blood flowing in the streets. Do not send your children to school for the foreseeable future.
>>558308919>Klee's dad is Surtalogiholy fvark
NOOOOOOOOOOALICE IS A VIRGINTHESE ARE FAKE LEAKS
all the other gachas are laughing at us... we are canon cucks
>>558308919GOKU???
But bilibili chinks were saying that they want Klee to actually have a dad.Why are aetherpags like this
>>558308919We got logged so hard bros WHAT THE FUCK
>>558308895yes. we love used goods here
I fucked Alice ...
>>558309046I wonder how many girls had a crush on Jack. He was pretty handsome in the movie. Could have made millions with sequels
>>558309145Surtalogi-sama...
>>558309145Timmie?
The top minds of /gig/ have spoken.
>>558308919OH SHIT ITS HIM
>>558309068>we didn't know that she was married or if Klee had a dad at all.We knew that Klee has a dad since 1.0
>>558309046alice is so lucky
>>558309145BVLLtalogi...
>>558308919holy shit klee has overpowered parents
>>558308919>He’s a planet hopperFvvvvark
>>558309068Actually, Klee's profile from launch mentioned that she has a father.
>>558309060She's best selling because she was attached to Lappland alt you retard. Stop talking about a game you dont play you cuck
>>558309208another wife of caelus?
>>558309208who's this faggot?
>>558308891Spyroland... home...
>>558308919CONFIRMED NOT AN NPCWE WON
>>558309068>if Klee had a dad at allKlee from the beginning has already mentioned her dad, indicating that he knows what he looks like & how he sounds
>>558308919>>558309145Surtalogi...
What's the deal with trying to be the most antisocial schizo twat on earth competition? Can't you just act normal? How do zoomers and millenials think they were even made in the first place?
>>558308513>They are fixing Alice's situation by making her NOT playable and giving us a canon wife (Columbina)
>>558309208Alice is Aha?
Yeah I am rolling for Klee.
>>558307724ENJOU IS COMING BACK
>>558308172jokes on you I was an immaculate conception
>>558308518>>558308058damn, should I goon to Alice BBC aislop porn now that it's confirmed that her husband is black?
This is a win for Loom! You virgins might hate married women but women love fucking married men!
>>558309313Let's ask the very many people who have made /gig/ an unusable shithole because someone didn't agree with them on the internet
>>558309068>literal tourist from /vmg/Every time. Explains the sudden influx of "new" anons spamming
>>558309208>AGPlus>Impregnating anyone
I want to show Klee how her mommy and daddy made her!
>>558309145Aha ...Akivili ...
>>558309383Loom IS NOT a homewrecker
>Haha Aether, you are fucking my daughter!
>canon wife (Columbina)
>Your husband used to rough me up in training everyday when I was little, Alice.
>>558309387It's not a /gig/ thing though. It's a /vg/ thing for some reason. Maybe trump was right in that video games causes serious mental illness in youth.
>>558309293>astral express pulls up at monstadt>alice and klee both dressed up waiting for the doors to openwhat now
>>558309383loom is too autistic for carnal desires
I'm so fucking happy right now
>>558308919HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>558309383it's their fault for wearing that ring like a slut
>>558309510anecdotally, this was true for me
BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHABHSHAHHAHAHAHHA"klee clone"-tards BTFOBAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAI wonder what's his next cope going to be?
>>558309526klee...
Holy samefag
>Thank you for watching over my daughter, Aether. Now excuse me while I catch up with Alice
am i the only one not moved by this?
>canon wife (Columbina)KWAB
WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING KEKKEDWE HAVE OUR CROP TOPS ON 24/7, WE ARE CHAAAAAAAAAADS BOT KEKS YOU STUPID FUCKING WYPIPO
>>558307724ISNT THIS BAIT? I HAVE NEVER HEARD THE NAME OF THIS LEAKER BEFORE???
Our Morningstar....
>>558309383loom is for fucking her brother in public because indecency is not a concept in her home planet
Klee.gave birth to Alice
>>558309526Me too!
>>558309637same desuI was never that interested in getting Alice, I don't even have Klee
>>558307856how did aetherpags win in natlan
>>558307724HOLY SHIT HE IS ALIVE I KNEW IT FIRST CANONICALLY MARRIED AND HAD SEX (non-npc) CHARACTER LETS GO LETS GO LETS GODUDE IM SO HAPPY HOYO BREAKING THE NON MARRIED/COUPLE CHARACTER THING??? BELIVEVERS STAND UP WE DID IT , IM GENUINELY SO FUCKING HAPPYYY
Ok but who here is rolling for klee’s dad
>>558309596>bahahahaha-- post>reddit spacingYou're here 20 hours a day despite being 15. The lack of sleep is making you seriously ill. Seek treatment before you harm yourself or someone near you.
>>558309218oh fuck our our main quest i almost forgot
>>558309637I don't care but it's funny to think about the pags that were coping about Klee's dad not being real.
>>558309526ear to ear smile bouncing on my chair giggling like a little kid
>>558309682everyone is rolling
>>558309637we are just funposting
>klee is a clone>ok she has a husband but klee made him up>ok she HAD a husband but she's single nowWhat next?
>Flins rerunxiangling, bennett, sucrose>Varesa rerunIansan, Gaming, ChevreuseLife isn't fair..
Uh oh aetherpag melty
>>558309681I cannot discern if this is a shitpost or not
>>558309651Lmao where is this from
GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>558309660>manlet
>>558308895Realistically how long can I expect to use her before EOS/Genshin2?That worries me more than any other leaks
>>558309068When someone has a mom, they usually have a dad married to the mom. Is this a hard concept to you?
>>558309651The words are in english, but why i don't understand any of it
>>558307724>falling for baitwhy is everybody so retarded? who even is hiragara lolololol
>>558309637The ones thinking that Klee was created in some bs magic way were coping hard.I'm glad that hoyo didn't pussy out. Klee came from a vagina!
new aetherpag cope just dropped
>>558309747"He will die by the time she releases"
psst....Nahida says go to sleep...
just because klee has a person she calls a "dad", doesn't mean alice isn't a virgin
>>558309758Everyone has C6 Fischl & Bina
>>558309682yes up until they varka him as well and then i lose all interest
GENSHIN IS DEAD, ALL OF US AETHERCHADS WILL QUIT NOW
>>558309758Succ and Benny ain't half bad for Flins tho
>>558309782Stfu or you are going back in the cage
>>558308919This is the only gripe i have. I've accepted that Genshin isn't just classic fantasy set on a non-earth, but all this space and interplanetary stuff is getting annoying, especially seeing how practically "everyone" can just jump from planet to planet nowadays. It's not even that special and unique apparently. The fuck is HP doing letting people come and go like nothing?
>>558309876I refuse to roll lunar slop
>>558308895I roll (almost) all hags.
>>558309816LMAO
>>558309884all 10 of them KEKAROOOOOO
>>558309758I'm glad I already got c0r1 flins so I can skip this dogshit banner
>>558307724>Nod krai will give (You) a new virgin and unexperienced wife (Columbina) and experience married milf (Alice) for (Your) harem
>>558309873This is actually a possibility. Hoyo loves the adopted parents trope for all we know both of them adopted Klee but they don't have any relationship beyond that
>>558309902>flins rerun
>>558308490Can I repeat?
Shouldn't have let Paglan flopped lole
>>558309816>>558309651>>558307815Someone check on rats at arms...
Remember that /gig/ schizos aren't the target audience and mihoyo don't care about them. Laugh at these freaks
>>558308458>google>it's real
>>558307850Unfortunately, yes.
>>558309827>I-I'm just concerned about her playability!!KWABYDOODLYPOW
>>558308895HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX
>>558309907Um, which hag did not make the cut?
>>558308919>he is planet hoppergrim
>>558309723smooch*
>>558309758>tfw still 0 copies of iansan
>>558309816>I don't care if she is fucking someone behind my back I'll just pretend he doesn't existdelusional cuckolds lol
>>558309884Those 4 "people" will sure be missed...
>>558310047fuck off
This will be remembered as the day Genshin died
>>558309998LMAO
I'm glad Alice has a canon husbandthat way she can flop massively and the devs learn not to ruin their last cash cow (Tsaritsa) with Shipslop
>>558309823i came in Klee's vagina
>>558309998What the fuck is this even LMAO
>>558309383Loom is a futa lesbian
SPOILER ALERT : Albedo is Alice's husband
Why does juicy stuff always drop when I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule....
Now post the reactions of indian twitter users to this news. Go ahead, get it out of your system. The sooner you do the sooner we can get back to our regularly scheduled programming.
>>558310019Rover is stuck on Solaris, he isnt a planet hopper. Try again
>>558308490Depends if they announce anything related to new hexrei characters or liyue buffs.
The clock strikes twelve, midnight arrivesCock your guns and sharpen your knivesThere's a grand prize for the bat's demiseSo knock him dead and bring his head, and we'll all celebrateWe'll party at one, we'll all have fun, so don't go running lateBut tell a lie when the bat didn't die, and your head will be on the plateSo hurry now, you're on the dime, it's time to do the crimeBut tick-tock-tick-tock, we're out of time
>>558310118The theory of the Tsaritsa reviving his lover WILL come true
>Nice to meet you, Mr. Klee's dad>She is such a sweet girl we play together all the time>What did you said? Alice is never at home and you haven't seen her in months?>I don't get it, if you were my husband I would prepare hot meals and baths for you every single day>I mean, why would anyone prefer playing witch with some old hags instead of pass the time with such a TALL and handsome gentleman>Just look at you hands, they are so BIG and STRONG>What is this HARD thing in your pocket, Mr Klee's dad? >Is it perhaps a present for me?
>>558310118>he actually doesn't knowoh nonononono
>>558308919>They are already teasing space slopgrim
>>558310064True Aethers, to the bone. We WILL watch and we WILL clean up you FUCKING TRANNY
>>558307850Nyes
>>558307850yeah but after I get Nicolle, no reason to have DPS without support
>>558310203>histhe Tsaritsa is a tranny?
>>558310019>lucy>rebbeca>alice>gathering other franchise wives nowwuwon
Uh oh pagrem melty
It's actually insane how Aetherpags keep losing in NK
>>558309637I have learned after coming back after a year break that this general is stuffed with genuine or role playing third world retards, to the degree that one must assume they are genuine.
>>558310207BASED BASED BASED BASED MARRIED MEN ARE SOOOOOO HOT
>>558309887They'd be great if it wasn't the 15th time they've all been on banner.>>558309930I was considering C2. Just gonna roll sig and call it a day. Hopefully he gets another rerun someday.
>>558307724>>558310159H..HOT!Hags is always yearning for shotacock anywayAether is probably too feminine and gay that's why Alice chose CHADbedo instead
>>558309998
>>558310172Why would you want to go back to the Eulafag seething over asses and Natlan AGAIN
>>558310207She wouldnt do this. Dottore raped loom so hard that she's now sacred of men
Straight couples are a wonderful thing
>>558310064Ironic.
How long is part IV of the Lantern Rite quest compared to the other parts?
>>558309637same herenever really cared about alice anywaysi'm frankly kinda surprised they actually had the balls to give her a father in the first place, they're usually kinda handwavy when it comes to these things in order to upset the playerbase as little as possible, but I guess they figured no one important cared.That, or Alice isn't actually gonna be playable.
>>558310015*** ****.
>this news
>>558310118>He thinks the goddess of love turning cold hearted has nothing to do with a previous loverHow do I break it to you?
Thread is moving so fast nobody will notice that I love Chasca
>>558308919This isn't Surtalogi because Dottore doing something or not couldn't possibly affect whether Surtalogi can go somewhere.
>>558309674Citlali and the traveler played a big role in the abyss war and the final battle.
Samefagging is slowing down
>>558310281it was written 20 years ago, and nothing changed
Alice ovulatedAlice had a penis put into her vaginal canalAlice had semen ejaculated into her wombAlice puked without knowing whyAlice was late for her periodAlice felt her belly strain against her beltAlice had to throw out her old clothes because her hips were too wideAlice grew through three cup sizesAlice got stretch marks as her gravid womb outpaced the rest of herAlice accidentally sprayed the tile walls with milk when getting into the showerAlice felt Klee kicking her spine in the middle of the nightAlice felt contractions in her middleAlice felt her vagina dilate to 10cm in widthAlice pushedAlice gave birth to a healthy little girl
>>558310296No one lusts for manlets, you utterly pathetic loser.It's a fag fetish for a reason, niw fuck off.
>>558310103It's funny how Sparkle/Sparxie turned out to be more for (You)-coded than shartlice
Both sides of this stupid "argument" are severely mentally ill
>>558309873>>558309965What kind of cope is this? Klee is a carbon copy of Alice so it's clear they are biologically related. It's basically no different from the Aether x female + daughter art work that's created except it's actually canon from Hoyo
Not a single girl in Nod Krai is for Aether, and that's BASED
Give me some horse facts on Teyvat
>>558310207HOLY FVARKING BASED KEKMINE
>>558310334as long as the other three parts combinedit's truly endless
>>558310482retarded faggot don't reply to me
>>558310189>rover/exostrider and sentinels are planet hoppers
>>558310482She's just doing it for the subStop falling for vtuber bait
This is going to be a long week
>>558310482(You) in star rail is a man, completely different from anyone who'd want to self-insert as "the traveler"
>>558310315Dottore is a gentleman and would never have a non consensual sex with Loom
Who here remembers when playing video games was the goal of being a gamer, and not "owning" anonymous people you don't like?
>ask reasonable question ITT>0 (You)sSomeone call me once this has all calmed down
>>558310562Going to 1 planet doesnt make you a hopper like Alice's husband
>>558310159>Alice trusted Albedo to take care of Klee>Knowing Albedo, he's definitely not doing all that for free>In likelihood they made a deal, Albedo gets Alice's pussy all for himself everytime she visits Mondstadt to check on Klee>There's also a high probability of Rhinedottir offering Alice to have sex with his son, Albedo in the past due to their close relationshipHOLY ZASED!
>>558310621I'd post some gameplay, but I don't have any new clips saved
>>558310361You can’t be a cuck when you never had any relationship with her to begin with
>>558310621HEIL HITLER
>>558310679Is this a coping mechanism?
>>558310621>anonymous peopleYou are a single person.
I'm such a happy kek
Classic traits of /vmg/ raids:>Post reddit and twitter screencaps to own whoever triggered them last time>Samefagging their own posts with short agreeing replies>Bring up sex nonstop
Lohen is taller than Illuga
>>558310537Jesus. Well I've got three hours I guess
>>558310621I also miss 10 years ago before jeets got internet
>>558310679Look at this fairy in his crop top, what a fucking loser.
>>558310159>>558310667That's highly unlikely and you know it, Alice is too old for Albedo's tastes.
>>558310498mentally ill people? in a gacha thread????? on 4chan(nel)?????????????
>>558310667All hags are thirsty for shotacocks. And that's a known FACT!!!1! go ask Lisa and Yae
Feels great being a star rail chad where all characters are for (you) and only (you)
>>558307724nice game genkeks
>>558310103Don't be so tsun Theresia, Deko just want to fuck your bussy with his small slavic cock, filling you to the brim with his superior slav cum~
>>558310721And after this Varka fiasco we'll never get another taller male
Post cute
>>558310814Post discord
>>558310802>Fagnon>for (You)Dottore is 10 times more for (You) than that fag
>>558310802shit gameplay and dialog10 times longer than genshin's
Kneel to your true pyro archon
>>558310645I don't see many unanswered questions, unless this was you >>558309797Nobody can answer that one.
>>558310770This started the moment euros became the majority of the site posters though, around 2013. Americans are just 35% of the site traffic (besides /pol/) now.
>>558310701SHUTUPSH7TUPSHUTIP EVERYONE IS FOR AETHER YOU FUCKIN TRANNY DIE DIE DIEEEEEEE
>>558310874Only a loomfag who wants to be raped by Dottore would say this
Sandy Bina love.
>>558310650It has been established since CBT 1 that Solaris is one of the many planets where the Exostriders are sent to deliver sentinels (tecnology) to fight the lament and Rover has been fighting that thing for millennia.
Ok this shit is pretty funny after all the arguments lol
So basically we are debating whether or not Alice's husband is a tall musculae black man or a shota. Heh, very nice thread, gencûcks.At least we all know that Alice is not a lesbian, so that's a good thing, I guess.
>>558310207I say this
>>558310917OUR CAPTAIN
new sandbina
Have you gotten it out of your system yet or will you samefag and falseflag for another hour to own people unaware of your existence?
>>558310801>shotaKill yourself faggot.Now.
>>558310207Why are women like this?
I NEED PULONIA AND I NEED HIM NOW
>>558310917it would be cute if her statue could unlock pyro early
>>558311018>EU hoursCome back in 16 hours
>>558310917FVARK
>>558311023my bad, blackedfagDid I ruin your BNWO gooning session?
>now that the dust has settled what do you think about playing a cuckold game? does it make you hard?
>>558311018You have to understand. For these shitposters, this is the highlight of their entire day.
General has a pretty different vibe now when last year it was the opposite cause of Citlali being for (you)
>>558311036what if Pulonia gets a re-design too?
>>558310207He could be an old fat bastard and women would still be like thisNatural home wreckers, women are evil
>>558310979>So basically we are debating whether or not Alice's husband is a tall musculae black man or a shotaNo, /hsrg/cord is debating that.They don't actually play genshin.
>>558311091traveler is his/her own characternot a self insert
>>558307340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txF4FsdSN5Ajust a little bit late it was harder to find than I expected
why is wrio in liyuei thought he couldn't leave meropide
>Region full of worms and fags>The girls are either yuribaited or shipbaited>Now it's confirmed that Alice is a used good>All this when new gacha games keep coming out and siphoning the remaining playerbaseCrazy how Genshin is the worst-managed Mihoyo game right now despite being the reason Mihoyo became successful in the first place
>>558311110Well paglan flopped so they returned to there true roots
>>558310721he wears high heels though
hate zibbers
>>558311123Not worth rolling
Skipped KleeSkipping AliceSkipping The dadShrimple as
You will never have a beautiful wife.You will be a stinky virgin forever.
After playing Endfield now I wish genshin would remove stamina usage upon running...
very organic activity
how do i beat the wolf
>>558311149Calm down and go back to /vmg/ lil bro.
>>558310103Miss Sparxie! I love you!!!
>>558311110Citlali being pagbait ruined her actually fun character before that THOUGH. Good thing she didn't interact with us much during the Mare Jivari quest where she was enjoyable again
>>558311018Xhe is literally posting nonstop images without text every cooldown to try and use up the thread faster in case you haven't noticed. That seems to be a pretty aware set of actions for someone losing badly.
>>558311149Gacha Grail lost.
>>558311068How is that any different from shota?Disgusting unnatural cancer.Add tranny to the mix too, while you're at it you useless permavirgin sack of shit.Shota=buddypoke but worse.
Pagther bros....even /oursub/ has given up...
>>558311148He's the Duke he can do whatever he wants he just rarely leaves or leaves in relative secrecy because it serves him to be able to move unimpeded
>>558307724UhContext?
So why are we pretending like this new doesn't kill Alice as character? No one will care about her any more, one of the most important character will be a failure by every metric.Hoyo has gone insane this is what no KPI requirements does to a dev team, it's over.
Hagkeks? In shamblesBuddypoke CHADS? winning as always
>>558310917
>>558311287NOOOO NOOOO NOOOOOO SAAAAAAAAAARWE ARE TARGET AUDIENCE YOU ARE LITERALLY EPSTEIN!!!!! EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEINSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR NOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO
>>558311231Do you think i'll smell good even if i married?
That guy seems really obsessed with reddit. Maybe he'd fit in better there unless the mods bans his weird autistic ass on sight.
No one actually care
>>558311149Maybe they should have given men a self insert character instead of a girl and a troon.
Most of the girls in genshin came out of a vaginaThey were created when another man inseminated their mothers egg cellGenshin is so full of cucking I can't evenI'm gonna cry to my plate of pagpag tonight
>>558311390we're making fun of people who might actually care
>>558311316I'm afraid to ask but what statements >>558311337Alice being a shit mother to an awful kid is what killed her though.
just selfinsert as her husband duh. is it that hard?
Say goodbye to PS4 verdion.
>>558311327Character with a child and wedding ring turned out to have had the child with someone. Gacha players are 150 IQ millionaires btw
Are you fucks actually melting down over Alice having a husband? As if you didn't already infer this from her having a daughter? God damn genkeks
>>558311390Of course not. But drama addicted underaged shitposters will still force this as the GREAT HABBENING to fill their empty lives.>>558311420Sounds like a parasocial thing. Maybe discord is better suited for your needs?
>>558310919Damn you got me, thanks for answering anon.
>>558311424
>>558311316>Jeanther guyUPDATE ON THE JEANTHER AGENDA!?!?
i don't understand, did we learn anything? we already knew klee had a dad. it's in her character story. the question is whether the dad had vaginal sex with alice. that hasn't been decided by this one line of dialogue. this just repeats something we already knew.
You may mock our cuisine, you may laugh at our height, you may fuck our women, but you will never take our crop tops PRIIIIIDE! SI AETHER ANG ATING PANBANSANG BAYANI! MUHE YE!
>>558311417>cry to my plate of pagpaga real ESL pag eater...
They could've made Nicole to be a yuribait with Alice but they've decided to hetbait her with Varka so all of you faggots will not be as shocked if Alice canonically has a husband. And by """" husband"""", I mean, someone put a penis deep inside Alice's vagina so deep it's touching her ovarium and all of his sperms were left there in the ovum (sealed) for 9 months straight.AAAaand... just like that Klee was born.
>/gig/s biggest homosexuals UNIRONICALLY hate this
>>558311424See>>558309998
>>558311501lol
>>558311429End of an era... I doubt we'll make it to top 20 in sales next month. PS4 players were the majority of KING CUSTOMERS paying...
>>558311429EOS is finally here...>>558311461we already knew, we're just engaging in banter
>>558311316>All 3 statementsM-Masaka... what
>>558311501SHUT UP IT HAD TO BE AETHER I CANT WANK MY TEENY WEENIE WITHOUT SEEING HIM YOU FUCKING TRANNY
>>558311316>the moment it's officially in-gameMIHOYO SIR WE GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE
>>558311496>>558309998This actually sounds like something that could go nuclear unless the current shitposting but nothing ever happens
>>5583114754chan has always been a parasocial website (since before the concept even existed)
>Alice situation has been since day 1 in the game, they are fixing it by making her NOT playable and giving us a canon wife (Columbina)>Klee is a test tube baby. Alice's husband never got to bang her.>There's no proof that's a wedding ring and Klee is probably a homunculus created using Alice's genes>I'm saving your posts for when it is revealed that Aether is actually Klee's dad and Alice(the Cyrene expy)'s husband>Alice will be the worst flopping character of all time if she doesn't get rid of that stupid ring.>Shitposting aside, the most likely explanation is that Klee is actually an adopted/magical child and Alice had an acquaintance pretend to be Klee's dad so Klee would think she had one.>This is a gacha game and if it's ever confirmed that Alice had sex her popularity will plummet drastically. The sooner you accept this the better.>reminder that we will never see the real dad (even if thats real) so i can basically call myself Alice' husband and Klee will jokingly call me dad in her next yearly event>Ramming my car straight into the pregnant stomach of Alice>That special ed kid can say anything, Alice is the one that has actual reliable info
>>558311461We were still coping that it's just a clone/magic baby/whatever but I guess Mihoyo insists on her flopping
>2027>You can have a team of klee / alice/ klee's dad / aetherKEK
>>558311501You think these underaged freaks who dropped out of school has anything better to do than force LE EPIC DRAMA all day long? Their parents have given up, and the dozens of reddit screencaps should have clued you in. These kids know their way around there.
take the milf pill
>>558311532I am imagining it right now. I just need a visual appearance for his husband so I can imagine it better and more clearer. Give to me straight, is he black? or is he white? or is he a non-human?
I hope an angry tiebacel stabs dawei for betraying us like this
fuck, I lost.
>>558311665this doesn't disprove that it's not a clone/magic baby, we already knew that there was a dad from klee's character story
SHUT UP MY CROP TOP MAKES ME A CHAD AND 5FT ISNT SHORT YOU FUCKING TROONCORD SPAMMER
>>558311718HE won
Everytime I think the Aetherpags couldn't get worse, they surprise me...
>>558311589ok
>>558311643Sure. /b/, /soc/ and /int/ maybe.Are we on any of those boards?
>>558310357Yeah she is useless but I love my stinky fox wife
Alice SAVED /gig/
>>558311772ironic given the current shitposters spamming the thread are aether haters
I played too much genshini should sleep
The real Klee related news is Varka's About Klee voiceline confirming that Klee is always supposed to be in solitary confinement, not just occasionally. You know, that thing used as punishment for real life prisoners who are uncooperative and is known to drive people bonkers.Alice, Varka, Albedo and Jean are all completely onboard with this.
>>558311718gimme
>>558311501HAHHHHHAHHHAHHAHHH
>Your husband you say? >Hahaha, sorry but he is MY daddy now, granny>He is waiting for me at the bathtub right now and unlike you I actually want to be with him>Just go back play chess with your retarded pet dragon or something
>>558311692Hiiiiiiiii princess, cute crop top!
>>558307724Don't fall for the aetherpag tourist and clorindeschizo psyop.This FGO character was one of the most popular character on her release year that she even got a swimsuit alt.She's smitten for her husband (that horse-mecha-skeleton thing).
>>558311878Loom's such a stacy
>>558311705you know what? Alice had an orgy with mitachurl, phanes (male), and albedo back in the day. No one knows which sperms that are actually responsible for klee. Dawei hasn't released the klee files yet. All the DNA information should have been there.
>>558311845It's just Knight speak for being grounded in her room.
You rolling for the straight witch?
Loom would not cuck Alice ..
>aetherspags get BTFO (again)>sudden increase in passive agressive shitposting and "neutral" posters complainingKWABAROOOO
Enjoying Teyvat, /gig/?
>>558311846He already has it!
>>558311954Of course!
>>558311845What else are they gonna do? That little terrorist could destroy mondstadt by accident. Though Alice is completely to blame for not using protection.The silver lining is that they at least repay mondstadt by protecting it
when are we getting upgraded gliding? with physics and momentum and swooping and stuff? like dragonriding in wow?
>>558311954we're all rolling
>who won>who lost
>>558311970STOP NOTICING!!
>>558311972who is that?
>LOOOOOK AETHER-KUN, I'M ALREADY TAKEN BY A MUCH STRONGER AND TALLER REAL MEN, I'M SORRY SWEETIE BUT EVEN MY EARS ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR TINY BABY PEEPEE, THAT WOULDN'T DO HAHA~
>>558311718Killer Yanfei gear!
Alice cheats on her husband with dark skinned males.
>>558311845All Ventis fault for negotiation with the terrorist group known as hexenbitches btw.
>>558311970Also the "concerns" about her popularity plummeting kek
lmao this general is so fucking good
Let not forget, Varka and Mavuika fucked btw
>>558311970Sebagai pihak yang netral, saya kesal
>>558312031dokkan battle wonendflop lost
>>558312003Everyone is rolling for Nicole. I know this because they've spammed every other character to say they're skipping for Nicole. Surely they weren't lying.
>>558311957She might
>>558312091
>>558311928>Calling anyone a tourist while being an FGOcuckHow many galleons did you spill to lionboy cucking you and taking the girl with a crush on you away?
Honestly it's fineLet this garbage filler region flop and give us all the for (You) character in Snezh, the region that actually matters
>>558312012Do you think isolating a child during key development phases for long periods of time makes them LESS likely to behave abnormally or MORE likely?
>aetherkeks shrivel in comparison to the chad that Alice married>loomCHADs get to cuck Alice by riding her man while she is busy with her hag clubI think we all know who won
>>558312031Loom players won, as alwaysJust like FemRover is always winning
>>558307724CHAIR GODS
>>558312190I couldn't even play Dokkan Battle as a side game. You're just sitting there watching cutscenes.
>>558312220The Tsaritsa has been collecting gnoses to put her lover back together btw.
>>558312196No...
imagine if they left the whole thing ambiguous, even dropping red herrings that klee is actually a clone, releasing her now and then reveal that she is married...now I'm sad for the gigashitstorm we missed
>>558311970Focus on the class, laddy
>>558311954installing enfield
>>558312220Bronya is going to cuck traveler with seele
>>558311928>picDoes bestiality even count?
>>558311954unironically one of the hottest female designs in the gameand yes I will roll mommy
>>558312210Calm down Aether gen-alpha xis. Straight romance have always been a thing in otaku culture.
>>558312341Don’t use my daughter for your shitposts
>>558312003They also tried to poach Lisa, meaning the hexenzircle might be the largest group of straight women in the game.
>>558312341>implying
5 bucks say they kill alice's husband offscreen
>>558312406WE ARE CHARLIE SKIIIIIRK
>UTC+2 gang pushing "klees dad is black" for their cord ERP sessions, even though it makes no sense seeing klee is pale as her mom How obvious. Just nuke that cursed strip already. Nobody will miss Hungary, finland, Bulgaria or greece
>>558311928FGO's Valentines event in NA this year was entirely about married women talking about how much they missed their husbandsOnly SEAHOYO pags care about this stuff
KLEE IS A TEST TUBE OR MAGICAL CREATION!ALICE DID NOT HAVE SEX IT WAS JUST A SCIENTIFIC COLLABORATION!SHE CALLS HIM KLEE'S DAD BUT NOT "MY HUSBAND" OR ANYTHING!
WHY WON'T THIS LANTERN RITE SHIT FUCKING END ALREADY
>>558312475FGO JP's valentines this year is measuring every character's mommy meter
>he's spamming images like crazy to make the thread reach bump limit fasterhopefully the next op will have similar vibes so he'll waste even more hours
Yep that's a falseflag
>>558312505you VILL appreciate ze horse
>friend tells me inside the volcano is awful>actually very enjoyableIs this just because I finally have a natlan team?
>>558312341>*hits pipe*
MELTY TIME
>>558312406Reminder that this guy was killed by an LGBT yuri freak because he believed heterosexual relations is the norm
>Spamming gore and death videosYou broke him gig
>>558312526poor guy
>>558312341Eat your eggs
>>558312558No it's pretty good like most side areas. The main story is what's usually shit
Bina's diaper
>>558312031Everyone WON bigly because Genshin is finally starting to allow actual relationships to confirm, not just soulless flirt scenes kept up in perpetuity meant to milk losers.
Aetherpag melty lole
The faction that mindbroke /gig/
>>558312558Every Natlan WQ area is really nice on it's own
>>558312558Anyone exploring natlan without natlan characters is missing out.For me it was the best region for exploration, maybe tied with sumeru. I don't think I would've enjoyed it half as much if I didn't have mavuika and kinich though.
>>558312417Ironic that you conflate one of the few actual storyline cucking with romance.Go on, remind the class about lionboy and his storyline with the woman who loved "you" since you're an FGO tourist
>>558311878*rapes her onto being a submissive tard housewife*
>>558312349>>558312220at first I'd say "there is now way the tank their LAST Archon's sales like that", but if the Tsaritsa truly is a Bronya then it wouldn't surprise methe oldfags at Hoyo would gladly burn their cashcow to the ground only to shill their favorites HI3 girls a second longer
Almoart 6 fucking years of this game invested and NOW is when they put me in the fucking cuck chair and ask me to watch im done man i literally feel like i got cheated on and lied to
>Klee's father is the strongest character in genshinfuark
>>558312643Kaveh and Alhaitham will finally come out...>>558312651From my point of view the hexenzirkel is evil
>>558312651hags really are the cancer of gacha
what's with the passive aggressive remarks from aetherbros
>>558312553This art alone almost made me pull for her. Thank god I have no moon characters.>>558312627>>558312662>>558312667Yeah, Xilonen was my first, so doing all of 5.0 and half of 5.1 without any real mobility was soul crushing. Now that I have a real team to use nightsoul transmission with, suddenly the region is playable.Whoever playtested these regions clearly wanted to make the f2p experience as miserable as possible.
>>558312746Wanderer's wife
Did the preload buff varka yet
post more mommy to trigger the gorepag
>>558312651the ones i liked are deadi hate all the others
I've found Alice's real husband, /gig/ZADADDY used to fuck Alice FEROCIOUSLY like 3000 years ago
Neutral observer here, I think you should stop bullying us, both sides have bad actors after all and nothing in existence can really be "confirmed" anyway if you really think about it
>>558312762>of 5.1 without any real mobility was soul crushing. Now that I have a real team to use nightsoul transmission with, suddenly the region is playable.I did the entirety of Natlan without and it was fine
>Deko>Fyodor>Zaunite>Atlas>Artemis>Mince>TheresiaSorry, are these genshin characters? I haven't been paying attention to the story or leakers recently.
O NIGLAN
>>558312808FVARK
This thread is 4x time faster than normal. The sole topic is about "cucking" and if klees dad is black. There is rampant falseflagging and "irony posting" to force fake drama. Reddit screencaps spammed endlessly.Where did these people come from?
>>558312812KWAB
>>558312830I am glad you were able to suffer through the 90 degree sheer slopes.The second time my arlecchino got bopped by a chicken mid animation and fell an unironic 3 seconds then died to fall damage was so ludicrous that I swore this as the worst region to explore with ease.
>>558312823>Neutral observer here>I think you should stop bullying us???
>>558312651Octavia > the rest
I'm getting ptsd...
>wanted to take a little nap>slept 5 hours>only like 30 minutes of progress in the second event story questWelp, guess Zibai is gonna be canonically fucking dead in my Teyvat.
>>558312808welp, /gig/ called him daddy for a reason alright
>>558312651Barbeloth is a virgin, right?
Don't forget your canon endgame
I am Alice's husband. Sorry, I thought someone already told you that.
>>558312558It's just really sparse, I found. Landscape design was up there but puzzles and challenges seemed mostly phoned-in and on direct paths to places.
is there even a single aetherpag here? who are we doing victory laps around?
>>558312927from /hsrg/ probably
>>558312651literally fanfic-tier shit ever since they shoehorned it in to Mondstadts lore. Barbeloth is fine though
>>558312973who the fuck is circe, nigga? im an oldfag (joined back in 2022) and I don't know any of these random hoes
>>558313040there's like two prominent ones and they have a few xitter/discord buddies who they call for raids
>>558312875They're /gig/core celebrities fighting the good fight against straggots
Why are there more posts complaining about posters who are allegedly spamming about black people fucking their waifu than actual posters spamming about said topic...It's almost as if some bullied poster is pushing a narrative, hmm
>>558312982the lantern rite will be added as a permanent quest, since it's technically zibai's character quest
>>558312949Well to be fair much as I hate regional gimmicks at least Chasca has been a joy ever since
When will Alhaitham impregnate Kaveh?He's turning 30
>pov>when you feel relieved to have leave genshin and install ZZZ long time agoklee father is black and alice is a whore live with it
>>558313098I see the trooncord is back to their old tricks. Wasn't it just one guy? Or was it a whole discord again? Next you'll say the trooncord isn't real even though /hsrg/ can attest to their behaviour and strats.
>>558312973No one feels that way about AliceNo one has invested in Alice because she hasn't been released
who tf is making this about black peopledo you monkeys not know how genes work? klee's dad is most certainly white just like her mom is, just look at her
aetherpag XELTYbuddypoker ZELTY
>Star Rail respects their target audience>ZZZ respects their target audience>Genshin actively shits and spits on their target audienceWhy?
>>558313135It seems we have a noticer in our midst
>>558313085No sweat top g. Circe is a bitch from the unc game fgo. Odyssesus another sigma bro from the game cuckmaxed over the anon with a 4 psl score and he about to yeet himself fr fr on God
>>558312875>lumping in our heroes atlas and artemis with the troons ruining /gig/
how are you supposed to do the abyss this rotation without white horse
kuree....
>>558313190dont enable (him)
>we keep getting more and more brick worms and cuckholdry meanwhile ZZZ has cute idol lolisit's not fair
have you looked at alice? how can a manlet satisfy her when he can't even get past her assklee's father must have a massive dick to have been able to conceive her, alice's big boobs bounced furiously when he smashed her womb
650+ posts yet just 50 made by people who just wanna play the game without the rabid losers spamming. Sad.
>>558313190>ZZZ>enfield>HSR>wuwa>savethe cuckold chair reached the one it was meant to reach
>>558313296You were supposed to roll things you were told to roll for
>>558313238You are not the target audience
post characters that canonically had sex
>>558309637I find it neat that they testing the water of family with the witches faction
>>558313296it's just the abyss bro, you can bruteforce it with subpar characters
I really thought CHADka was Alice's husband all along but surely HE is going to be blonde, tall and white, right? ain't no way Alice is a coalburner or a shotapedo even. Dawei surely wouldn't want that.
>>558313238Aetherpag, you are not the target audience
>>558313176Paimon is more likely to get pregnant by Alhaitham than Kaveh Anon
>>558313317>Straight men: We would rather pay for brick worms and cuckholdry than cute idol lolisFunny how the world works huh?
Can't wait for NTR degenerates to off themselves when its revealed that Klee's dad is just some bs Alice made up and the real endgame was Aether all along
>>558313296bro your c6r1 maid?
>>558313317pic not related?
>>558313406Well yeah, Kaveh won't get pregnant no matter how much Alhaitham destroys his ass
I am the target audience. Me. Me alone.The game was designed exclusively to appeal to my tastes. Any characters you may enjoy is because they happened to coincide with my whims.
>>558313296your CEO?
>>558313238life is so hard for you /vmg/pags
>>558313317peak agp fuel
>>558313282I can't wait for Ankoman art join in Genshin fandom
Kaveh is a straight man
/gig/gers are a lower lifeform
>>558313296i cleared with navia bineffa and skirk brute force with all c0r0. saw some people run noelle lunar, but those type of runs are always riddled with high vertical investment
>>558313296Noelle + Bina clears. Add any random 2nd moonsign.On the top side, use your other 5* lunar character or use a strong carry like Mavuika, Skirk, Neuvillette, maybe some Durin teams.
>>558313425>89>86>89
>>558313398thisIf I wanna be cucked at least make him white, tall, blonde and handsome. We don't want another Tifa x Barret Wallace all over again.
>>558313231You really don't know about the /hsrg/cord do you?
I want to BE alice...
Aether is Klee's dad btw
>>558313458the fact that they did not make noelle a hexenzirkel character so that albedo would be worth something baffles my mind.
aether_mains doesn't even represent aether mains, they don't allow aether x klee. they're not true self-insert harem chads
sniff* sniff* it smells like a cuckold here
When did Genshin go downhill?
>>558313176>knowingly allowing Paimon to drool on the pages of an akedemia book so that she is trapped in debtAlhaitham is an asshole
>>558313632Natlan
>>558313630Projekt Red is just better
Stop samefagging you disgusting trannoids.You're not fooling anyone, just like you won't fool anyone into thinking you're a girl.
>>558313398does klee look like a mulatto to you?
>>558313296I did it with 0 geo
>>558313632when tiffany took over
>>558313560you know how to read numbers anon, im happy for you!
>>558313510Very true and C&C
>>558313671She's an *lf.
>>558313519True, but the average poster in this very thread isn't actual /gig/gers, they're something even more pathetic and worthless.Don't tell them that though, it makes them horny.
>>558313698>no smilethat's gay
How do I beat SO wolf?
>>558313638deserved
will he save cryo varka?
>>558313671I mean, his husband is probably tanned. Since he's a famous adventurer and all. He's definitely out in the sun all day long. If you are tanned, your children will still be white, you know.
No one cares go away hsr troons
>>558313796No
>>558313698He's not for the hag.
There's nothing wrong with alice having a black bf
there's nothing wrong with Klee's father being black.
>>558313632When they started censoring designs with Jean,Mona,Rosaria and Amber
>>558313759Use Flins & The Fool™
how will this convince anyone to play hsr?
>>558307724i hope this doesnt mean they wont make alice playable because of dumb purity shit that these gachas usually run on
Holy fuck, are zoomers and millennials this drugged on ironic layers of falseflag/samefag shitposts to stir forced drama?have you made a sincere and genuine post in the past year at all? I don't think you're capable of such things anymore.No wonder the only people who can stand you are faceless people on discord sharing your addiction.
Even pedojef knelt
theres not even black characters in this game to begin with. dehya is brown at best
>>558313759There are two options, lunar reactions or aoe/grouping. For lunar focus the shield and for aoe focus the little spawns. If you're trying to kill with lunar reactions, it needs to be the major source of team damage because only that reaction gets amplified.Aside from the shield phase, it's just a standard dps check.
>>558307724>Alice is used goodsSo she's not playable and will die then. What a way to confirm it.
>>558313796Not on his own, he'd still need one other. Shenhe is kind of a brick at this stage.
>>558313848>>558313834
Kaeya held Klee's hand by the way
>>558313914my illuga is c2, aino is c5he's not built at all!
>>558310621It’s too late now that poor people have internet
No one CARES about your post
>>558313754He's focused on the task at hand for his senior~
Fuck off back to your dead general and lame ass auto battler visual novel yawn fest.
>All this melting over Klee's dadDid /gig/ think babies come out of nowhere?
>>558313885Zibai is playable. Lovers don't seem to be a problem.
>>558313932Hoyoverse is the most progressive gacha company. They're testing the waters with used goods characters and will release Alice.>b-but muh haremjeeteryYou have been fooling yourself since day one, claiming Alice's husband had been retconned or that she was wearing a ring for no reason lol.
>>558313914We fvarking won
>>558313917Phanes will be a tall black man btw
>>558314067you think any of these spammers have sex?
Some people take joy in justice being served to people who usually spend all day trying to shit on others. It's that simple.
>>558313873>Strongest single hit Columbina>Highest total damage dealt IneffaIs this the power of C6 Keka
>>558314128>posts literal greek statue-tier white guy as phanes
Clorindeschizo melty
>>558313885She will gigaflop anyway might as well not release her
>>558314093wait, who's Zibai's lover? am I missing something? why is no one shitposted her lover here?
>>558314138(You) don't need to have sex to come about or know how babby is formed
Klee's dad
>>558314151Yeah she's using fav to battery the team
>>558307724dear diary today im glad sold my Genshin Impact account after Sumeru. i knew that one day they would go completely crazy and my intuition didn't fail me.
>>558314206they will make her mandatory to clear endgame, the whole metafag userbase will pull
Aetherpag is losing it lmao
>>558314214She had a lover in old Liyue lore.
>>558314214Do you believe anything people here
next thread will be better
>>558314318>>558314318>>558314318
>>558314327>>558314340
>>558314327>>558314340It's indeed not better, thanks paim*n
>>558314340>Ignoring the previous thread the second timetrannies ain't too subtle
Gacha players love hags and used goods though
>>558314307nah
Kokomi's birthday is over.
>>558311446Her ring was a hexen one, nicole has the same one.Still was said to be married anyway
