Previous: >>558301206>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of ConfectionEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Royce & Royce (2*)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Stop shitposting.
All mejiros suck balls
>>558317541forgot your sound
Cringe boomers reminiscing
>>558317486Let the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorBeaten, why for? (Why for?)Can't take much more(Here we go, here we go, here we go now)One, nothing wrong with meTwo, nothing wrong with meThree, nothing wrong with meFour, nothing wrong with meOne, something's got to giveTwo, something's got to giveThree, something's got to give nowLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floor
It's not over tonightJust give me one more chance to make it rightI may not make it through the nightI won't go home without you
>>558317578TRVKE
>>558317592I can hear Spechud singing this
>>558317541Oh, so this is why she barely speaks in Season 3, she was saving up for this fuarking ROAR
>>558317592Special Chud would sing this
Umasumi, you MINUS taste having zoomer turds!>>558317592Took someone long enough to post this one
>>558317578Whats's the mumbles nowadays probably just some zesty singers wanted to be buckbroken
>>558317568Ardan is sucking on my balls, yeah.
I was looking into finally using sweepy, but I didn't realize there was gpu acceleration options, how demanding is it on a toaster?
Boomer songs are bad? Well, why don't you name some good ZOOMER songs then?
>>558317486>ArdanBlessed Thread.
Young man, there's no need to feel down, I saidYoung man, pick yourself off the ground, I saidYoung man, 'cause you're in a new townThere's no need to be unhappyYoung man, there's a place you can go, I saidYoung man, when you're short on your dough you canStay there and I'm sure you will findMany ways to have a good time
don't forget a hole in the wallI'm like ghost to turn in the loadday after day, I stay around on far away
>>558317793>how demanding is it on a toaster?thats a thing? i never noticed it doing jack and shit power wise, but i have a 4090 so for all i know the bot could be a 150w load on 60 tier gpus.
Teio!
I can't escape this hellSo many times I've triedBut I'm still caged insideSomebody get me through this nightmareI CAN'T CONTROL MYSELFSO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKEST SIDE OF MENO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOMEHELP ME BELIEVEIT'S NOT THE REAL MESOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL
>>558317819Man I hate the "boy"-umas They look so ugly, I don't get the appeal.
>people still recommending Sweepy even though we just had a ban wave that caught a lot of people
Uri jigeum buteo sijakiyaUril moeun kkeumi hanadoen igot to loveForever chaseGo for the lost the worldKirilheun ankae supsok sairo(haemaeimyeo)Sori eobsi keoreogato jeja~ri(yeojeonhi)Jeoseulpeum ssahin doltapjuwi maem dolkoman isseoyoKanyeorin hanjeul giuiparamsori dagawa (sal-myeosi)Areunhadeon ankae bichikeothimyeon (tu-myeonghi)Nal eodiseonka barabomyeobankyeojuneun neoiu misoAdeukhi jeo! pyeon! (a)dakaoneun naiu chinguGeureohkkedo nika nan(o) keuriwo ittneun-deBwa! yo! kin kidarime jichyeokadeonnunmuldeureun kippeumi doekoBam! sae! byeolkkeum-kkeumyeo eodumkyeondinHiumangchan chodokui namutipcheoreom~Ka! yo! jeo achimhaet sal eul jajaseoUri paramtago dal ryeoyeo
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONEI CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIMEI'M SO MOVING ONYEAH YEAHTHANK TO YOUI GET WHAT I WANT
>>558318038lmao
>>558318038retard
>>558318034they cute, simple as
Building Front Pasa is torture. But this is the last time she's viable, right? Might as well go through with it.
Linganguli guli guli wacha, lingangu, linganguLinganguli guli guli wacha, lingangu, lingangu
Romans, watch your wives,Here's the bald adulterous whore.We've pissed away your gold in Gaul and come to borrow more.
Yeah yeah you're oldbut do you remember which song was used in Smackdown vs Raw intro without looking it up?it ends with Rey Mysterio 619
>>558318137She's not winning the front battle against Maru/Bobo/Falco bwo
>>558318034Every character that appears on screen in this game, EVER (as of this point in the global game), is a cute girl. There are no exceptions, and if you perceive an exception then you have a malfunction in your nervous system.
>>558318180holy kek that was unexpected>no sound
>>558318243Yeah sorry but I don't find a girl dressing like a dude appealing, no matter how cute her face is.Also most of them have dogshit personality.
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dub(I'm the Scatman)Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bopeBop ba bodda bopeBe bop ba bodda bopeBop ba boddaBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bopeBop ba bodda bopeBe bop ba bodda bopeBop ba bodda bope
>>558318323You don't need to apologize to a random stranger about a malfunction in your body that harms only you...
I lost my membership card to the human raceSo don't forget the faceCause I know that I do belong hereGo down the checklist, let's see...Feelings are good!Dishonesty is bad!And keeping it all inside is worse still!You want a problem? Well I guess we got one nowI really don't know howThere's [RACIST SLUR] over every goddamn hillWhat do you want me to say?What do you want me to do?To let you know that I do mean itWhat do you want me to say?What do you want me to do?To let you know that I do mean itWhat do you want me to say, YEAH?
Don't say yes if you can't say noVictim of the system, say it isn't soSquatted on the doorstep, swallowed all the blowLeaving without you, can't say noHalfway starts with happiness for meHalfway house, lost kitten in the streetHit me where it hurts, I'm coming home to loseKitten on the catwalk, high-heeled shoesNo more hot-headed SaturdaysThey got it, they want it, they give it awayTell me one thing you would never doI was looking for a hooker when I found youYou've got my eyes, you've got my eyesYou'll never be mine, ah, but you've got my eyesWhen you lie, I cover it upWhen you hide, I cover it upWhen you cry, I cover it upWhen you come undone, I cover it up
>>558318323So obsessed with not being perceived as a boyfucker it wraps around to being the gayest post ITT
>dirt spark finally hits>in a run the speed cards decided to disappear for two years
>>558318038And now you do what they told ya(Now you're under control)And now you do what they told ya(NOW YOU'RE UNDER CONTROL)AND NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLD YATHOSE WHO DIED ARE JUSTIFIEDFOR WEARING THE BADGETHEY'RE THE CHOSEN WHITESYOU JUSTIFYTHOSE THAT DIEDBY WEARING THE BADGETHEY'RE THE CHOSEN WHITESFuck you, I won't do what you tell me.Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.FUCK YOU, I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME FUCK YOU, I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME FUCK YOU, I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME FUCK YOU, I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK I forgot to screenshot the end of career points and blog about me reaching 1m on the event.>>558318137No. Gemini 2 is Tokyo 1600 again, but it's turf.
FAT Mejiro tits, flatties need not to reply.
>>558318389>>558318409Yeah sure not wanting to fuck a person that looks like a boy is gay now lmao
This song-quoting meme is EXACTLY something that would happen in a Reddit thread. I don't mean that as an insult, but I encourage the reader to take it as one.
Maggie and The Ferocious Beast in Nowhere LandTo Nowhere LandCome along if you can!Hey, ho, come on lets go to Nowhere LandWith MaggieAnd The Ferocious Beast!Great Googaly Moogaly!
>>558318475Why do you know that...
Porque yo no quiero trabajarNo quiero ir a estudiar, no me quiero casarQuiero tocar la guitarra todo el díaY que la gente se enamore de mi vozPorque yo no quiero trabajarNo quiero ir a estudiar, no me quiero casarY en la cabeza tenía la voz de mi viejoQue me sonaba como un rulo de tambor
>>558318461vBourbon exists for Gemini 2. I think I'll give up at that point.
Why would Doto have such large breasts if she didn’t want them groped?
>>558318553don't question it.
>>558318393>I was looking for a hooker when I found you Heh
I'm a thinker, I could break it downI'm a shooter, drastic, babyAgitate, jump out, feel it in the willCan you talk about deep sea with me?The deep sea fish loves you foreverAll are as your thinking overOut of space, where someone waits thereSound of jet, they play it for out
Oreng
maybe jp uma was right
>>558318678they were right about everything
>>558318038p-proofs? is it time for sweepocalypse?
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,Über alles in der Welt,Wenn es stets zu Schutz und TrutzeBrüderlich zusammenhält.Von der Maas bis an die Memel,Von der Etsch bis an den Belt, Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, Über alles in der Welt!
the fuck is going on here?why are people spamming walls of texts?
Comunicación sin emociónUna voz en off con expresión, deformeBusco algo que me saque este mareoBusco calor en esa imagen de vídeoNada, oh oh oh, nada personal, oh oh ohNada, oh oh oh, nada personalElla no puede pensar, esta aburridaDe tanto simular cayó dormidaBusco en TV algún mensaje entre líneasBusco alguien que sacuda mi cabezaY no encuentro nadaNada, oh oh oh nada personal, oh oh ohNada, oh oh oh nada personalNada especial
>>558318731/uma/ hits different at 3 am
One fine day with a woof and a whinnyA baby was born, and it was a little sillyNo blue buzzard, no three-eyed frogJust a equine-canine, little HorseDogHorseDog, HorseDogAlone in the world is a little HorseDog!Out on the road, or back in townAll kinda critters putting HorseDog downGotta rise above it, gotta try to get alongGotta walk together, gotta sing this songHorseDog, HorseDogAlone in the world is a little HorseDog!HorseDog, HorseDog (HorseDog!)Alone in the world is a little HorseDog!
I′m a lonesome riderI'm a real though guyI tell you living ain′t easyBut everyday I tryI've seen a million placesBaby I get aroundWith a sixpack of beerAnd a MaschendrahtzaunAnd a I'm a hard working manI don′t need much in lifeI′ve got my horse, I got my bootsMy head and a knifeAll I really need can surely be foundI need girls, I need whiskeyAnd a MaschendrahtzaunMaschendrahtzaun in the morningMaschendrahtzaun late in the nightMaschendrahtzaun in the eveningMaschendrahtzaun makes me feel alrightAnd if I'd ever be kingAnd I'd get a crownThen it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun
>>558318678/umajp/ should do the same with nipponese songs
>>558318038The ban wave in question: 9 years ago in a different game
>>558318796I see
I need to spend two weeks without jerking off because I believe that gives good luck to my football team.May God have mercy on my cock and balls.
BACK WHEN I WAS A CHILDBEFORE LIFE REMOVED ALL THE INNOCENCEMY FATHER WOULD LIFT ME HIGHAND DANCE WITH MY MOTHER AND ME AND THENSPIN ME AROUND TIL I FELL ASLEEPTHEN UP THE STAIRS HE WOULD CARRY MEAND I KNEW FOR SUREI WAS LOVEDIF I COULD GET ANOTHER CHANCEANOTHER WALKANOTHER DANCE WITH HIMI'D PLAY A SONG THAT WOULD NEVER EVER ENDHOW I'D LOVE LOVE LOVETO DANCE WITH MY FATHER AGAIN
in order to get ignited spirit pwr reliably, you need to do decently on the unity trainings in order to get power to S, otherwise it'll randomly select from the A's, which means you'll get speed (more than?) half the time.your actual stats don't seem to matter at all.
>>558318678I'm glad I don't have to fuck around with translation patches anymore, but community-wise, global was the expected stage 4 cancer.
>>558318883I can see it
>>558318708Asking for proof is antisemitic
>>558318910I think I just inflicted myself some damage
>>558318998wtf is this real?
>>558318982Yeah I can see it too kek.Guess I'll delete it, don't want to risk the ban
feed your uma very well
>>558318919There's no tie-breaking. The stat that has the most ranking wins, even if they're both A or S.
WAKE ME UPWAKE ME UP INSIDECAN'T WAKE UP
>>558318919Average team stats are all that matters, I went like 48 in 50 on farming aoharu wit watching which team stat was the highest via network data, fucking up twice from clicking too many speed up arrows I couldn't fix in time for the skill handout.
I wanna umapyoi Forever Young so badly.
>>558319070You can't just draw a pregnant uma and say she's fat that's cheating
>>558319103Same.
Cause we lost it allNothing lasts foreverI'm sorryI can't be perfectNow it's just too lateAnd we can't go backI'm sorryI can't be perfect
Reminder that this started because some Zoomie tried to claim that no one knew Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends"
Ġovta çexka mayra khentii, la ilaha illa AllahDaymexka Sii larda ġovta, la ilaha illa AllahDele döxuş ġazot dexka, la ilaha illa AllahOrca loẋa Vezan Dela, la ilaha illa Allah Nizam, Bart vay ç̇aġba beza, la ilaha illa AllahDela cẋaə veş, Elça baq̇, veş la ilaha illa AllahBusalba Din ç̇aġda deza, la ilaha illa AllahOrca loẋa Vezan Dela, la ilaha illa Allah
>>558319253baited all the baldies
Guys this Valentine's event is looking a bit weird, did they patch it?
>>558319253Aoharu has come and passed.The honeymoon can never last.Wake me up.Wake me up when Trackblazer ends.
What even are the zoomie songs? All I know is APT
>>558319168UUUUNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>2 days left for ArdanAre you guys pulling?
i got my first s-rank just now!!!! ^_^
>>558319416some ai generated nigga rap
>>558319391Here comes the botters againCheating from the startDrenching in my lowroll againBecoming who we are
Thread still better than when talking about jp shit. Keep going
>>558319579hmmmm nyo
>>558319502That's a pretty high roll. Not sure why you would borrow Pasa instead of Vodka though.
>>558319484I have 30 tickets. Do you beleeb?
>>558319502Congratulations, Anon. :3
>>558319648I only have 20k carats, it's over
>>558319484Yeah, my penis.And my 30k carats too.
>>558319484no i'm done pulling for umas for the rest of the year.
>>558319626she's cuter and has a bigger chest
>>558319484I'm saving for Machan...
kingu lovethat is all
>>558319562As my Trainee clicks restBut never forget the stats I lostWake me up when Unity ends
Fuck lyrics. Just hang out and listen to this rhapsody. They never played this one on the radio.https://youtu.be/3j8ZRANuu5Y
So let the light guide your way, yeahHold every memory as you goAnd every road you takeWill always lead you home, homeIt's been a long day without you, my friendAnd I'll tell you all about it when I see you againWe've come a long way from where we beganOh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you againWhen I see you again
>>558319484I already signed my rights over to the Satonos. I'll be punished if I pull
>>558319484no, I'm already done for my rolls and I'm saving for Tach speed
>>558319830Man the downfall from Jesus of Suburbia and this one to their next record is fucking absurd. They never recovered.
>>558319089SAVE MECALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
>>558319830Green Day sucks. They only have like 5 okay songs during their entire career.They are made of microplastics.
don't understand the Hate for JP when its being treated way better than global right now.you should be telling cygames to update global's UI and QoL to JP standards
>>558320073this image is always posted alongside L takes.
>>558320073shut the fuck up
>>558320129why would they do that
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotAVi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotAVi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotAÅ pushar på å smekerMed motståndet vi lekerVi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotAÅ springer runt å creeparOch motståndet vi sleeparVi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotAÅ pushar på å smekerMed motståndet vi lekerVi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotAÅ springer runt å creeparOch motståndet vi sleepar
>>558320129Marche owes me sex
>>558320187because it's disgusting how barebones global isyou know JP is getting Umalator tomorrow? and chain events are getting fixed, tomorrow?60 FPS concerts too?
You ever feel like the game is actively mocking you?
I've shat out so many S rank umas that I glue em after every CM nowadays...
more like green gay
Am I the only one that prefers blink to Green Day? wish there was a uma version of this cover art kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x0go6QHxSs
>>558320254and almond eye is releasing too, should be released tomorrow in global too? are you retarded?if you want to play the JP game then play JPyou're stupid
>>558319484no she's really boring and i've yet to see her appeal.and don't say it's her ass. every umamusume has a tight ass.
>>558320254>global is so barebones>posts only JP features from a week ago or next weekSo JP was shit for 5 years until now?
>>558320343>release almond eyeno one said that you retard
almond eye makes me release
>>558320343you're wilfully pretending to be retarded and thats why we'll keep talking about JP in this thread
>>558320330that's what i call sky
>>558320332I like how stupid their songs are and I still listen to their albums now that I'm over 30 they are a good remainder that I'm an ojiisan now
Global race for global threadhttps://youtu.be/PpLhg8Nz-P8
>>55832000521st Century Breakdown ain't bad. They got some underrated songs in there(The Static Age being one of my personal favorites). They kept most of their audience from American Idiot and maintained relevance when they got some of their songs to be soundtracks for big late 2000s movies(like 21 Guns for Transformers).It was when Billie went into rehab and the albums they released after that was where they lost the record.
I only listen to good music like Death Grips and Kero Kero Bonito
>>558320418my condolencesher mother is hotter
>>558320420>weOnly redditors speak like this btw.YOU will keep talking about JP, own your own posts. Don't pretend you're part of an epic group that has your back, you're your own. Grow up.
>>558320230Man this is such a nostalgic song
>>558319253Anyone has a link to that 4chan song When Shemitah Ends?
>>558320549I, too, am an edgy teen
>>558320528are horses immune to cold or something?
MAMA, JUST RAPED A MAN WON A RACE AGAINST HIS UMA, PULLED A TROPHY, NOW HE'S DEADMAMA, LIFE HAD JUST BEGUNBUT NOW I'VE GONE AND WON IT ALL AWAY MAMA, OOH, DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYIF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROWCARRY ON, CARRY ON AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
>>558320549oh shit who let baldthony footano into the thread
>>558320254>you know JP is getting Umalator tomorrow? and chain events are getting fixed, tomorrow?>60 FPS concerts too?And why do you think this won't be rolled out to global? I sent in a bug report for a change in half anni and it was fixed in 3 days. When Cygames cares to add a feature, they do it very fast.
>>558320657Those bands were at peak popularity over a decade ago anon...
>>558320658No, they keep them walking in circle before the start/ entering the paddock since its so cold. The paddock entering itself takes less then 3 min or that about. Also they emit a shit ton of steam after the race.
>>558320657YOU HAVE TO BE 18+ TO POST HERE
i only listen to 涙ひかって明日になれ!
>>558320768>Also they emit a shit ton of steam after the racewhat if we put horses in a cold room and a turbine above theminfinite free power
>>558320732People need to send them message about umaguide and users uploading their data their to force cygames to implement it on global faster
>>558320668I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME(he's just a poor boy from a poor family spare him his life from this monstrosity)
So uh... Is Sweepy actually good for making aces or is it just for running a lot?
>>558320858It would just stink up the room with wet horse stank.
For me, it's The Cramps
>>558320867My theory is that if they roll this update on all servers, they will immediately ban anyone using third party web apps that let them check data like hakuraku and the like.Mass banning right now would be weird since people could just say "I was not cheating, I was using the emulators" or whatever, but now they have no excuse to use hachimi or the like.
horse yuri (real)>loves only you & marche lorraine
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a humanWhat I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhumanInnovative and I'm made of rubber so that anythin' you say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you andI'm devastatin', more than ever demonstratin', how to give a mother- audience a feelin' like it's levitatin'Never fadin' and I know the haters are forever waitin' for the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebratin''Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated, I make elevatin' music, you make elevator music"Oh, he's too mainstream", well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it"It's not hip-hop, it's pop" 'cause I found a hella way to fuse itWith rock, shock rap with Doc, throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it"I don't know how to make songs like that, I don't know what words to use"Let me know when it occurs to you while I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus youIt's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you, how many verses I gotta murder to
>>558320901It's for making parents and spending your TP whenever you don't feel like it
Loves only You should sit on my face
>>558320528>frontrunner getting destroyedTahbo would be proud.
>>558321008more like Sits Only on Me
>>558320901It's total shit for aces, people only use it for parents or to grind an event or something.
>>558320969They could always give us the update send out a warning again that says we have the tools ingame and anyone using 3rd party will be banned.Give a 1 week grace period and then ban anyone still using it. Wonder how it will roll out in JP its tomorrow
SO SACRIFICE YOURSELFAND LET ME HAVE WHAT'S LEFTI KNOW THAT I CAN FINDTHE FIRE IN YOUR EYESI'M GOING ALL THE WAYGET AWAYPLEASEYOU TAKE THE BREATH RIGHT OUT OF ME
ardan is a chink whore....she's LITTERALLY their sunday silence
>>558320901she canbut you have to tell her to be more reckless/unreasonableyou know...like the way we human play
I'm going crazy with bad seed day bwos>>558320975CUTE!!!
>2nd in hanshin juvenile filliesalright time to pack up digitan
>Mood down>Maverick>4th placeYeah it's okayI didnt want to do runs today anyway
/uma/, are you okay?So, /uma/, are you okay? Are you okay, /uma/?/uma/, are you okay?So, /uma/, are you okay? Are you okay, /uma/?/uma/, are you okay?So, /uma/, are you okay? Are you okay, /uma/?You've been hit byYou've been hit byA smooth divegrassBet! Wooooooooooo!
>>558321029PACEGODS just do it better and even won the Grand Prix as the total outsiderProcs It's On and NSM, winshttps://youtu.be/Cz1xrZ-5JQY
>clankers
>>558321279>maverickretard alert
KITASANBLACKI RAPE YOU
i have a great NEED to defile yeppers with my city boy cock
>>558320975
>>558321279>picking the top optionI respect the willingness to just brick runs like that
>>558321408I'm afraid she will be the one doing the raping.
>>558321395>>558321487>I dunt gamble in le gamble gayme XD
>>558321549>gambling for fucking ramp up hints
>>558321549just because there is a gamble doesn't mean you need to take ityou need to know which one has good risk:reward
agnes hebegital
The /uma/ derby was intense.
JIBUN WO
>>558321431
>>558321606I'm so sad that I never saved that >japanese humor clip of her Halloween unique activating and it has her praising Shakur's non-wit SSR
https://x.com/T_WONDER_H/status/1030682133646307328I found a video of Grass rolling around
>>558321549the game is rigged for you to lose gambles unless the odds are almost 100% in your favor.
>>558321675me in the blue shirt
I think I will use 50 race bonus in MANT. Witcuck, VF and non-gaslighters say its enough. Only gaslighters said 67 is the minimum.
post porn of the newmas
>>558321303Curren Chan is not my loverShe's just a girl who claims that I am the oneBut the kid is not my sonShe says I am the oneBut the kid is not my son
>>558321721Grass Wonder was a good horse
>>558321303Innocent.
>>558320254>bro the version that is 4 years behind doesn't have all the game breaking features and catch up methods we have broJPfags are such geniuses
>>558321839we'll be caught up in 8 years and 9 months!
30 minutes to go, did you safely retain your seed?
Beautiful Girls all over the worldI could be chasin' but my time would be wastedThey got nothin' on you, DotoNothin' on you, Doto They might say Hi, and I might say Oya! But you shouldn't worry about what they sayCause they got nothin' on you, DotoNothin' on you, Doto
>>558321787Chiyono O would say this
>>558321893>605k610k next week baby
>>558321915Opera O would say this
>>558321786anyone using useless cards like power nishino or marvelous is mega retarded, there's no advantage getting 70% race bonus has actual over using a good deck
>>558321893>605kMANTblazer needs to cum faster because I don't want to redo my TT this late
>>558321893ever since fuku came out i've been printing S and high A+ umas so it's honestly trivial
>>558321789GODDAMN she is SMOOTH
I’m just sick of it
>>558321789idk how trustworthy the source is, but supposedly that lean was done with hooks in the floor that clipped into the bottoms of their shoes, anchoring their shoes to the floor, and the strain from the hold was a serious risk to snap their achilles tendons.I still think there were wires tho.
>>558321915
>>558322085nta but I've heard that as well but even then it's still such an amazing task. I don't know about the wires tho
>>558321893im at 662k
THEY'RE TAKING THE UMAS TO ISENGARD
>>558322081don't do it bro you have so much to live for
yeah no fuck this game every run is awful today I'm going to write fanfic of McQueen being a fatass to cope I don't need this shit
>>558322236The game. I would not be announcing my suicide on a horse gambling game thread
Now this looks like a job for meSo everybody just follow meCause we need a little controversyCause it feels so empty without me
*guitar*WINNIN' FIVE AOZORAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>558322310>I would not be announcing my suicide on a horse gambling game thread90% of gamblers quit before they make it big.
Keeping with the thread's theme of 2000s Nostalgia, this was the Smooth Criminal that I associated withhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE
>>558322049I honestly regret not pulling herThe stat increase is insane even with otherwise budget cards
>>558322358Their debut album was underrated. I WANT YOOOOOOOOOOU TO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2t4jfVTiU
/uma/ sings when
>>558321893im also around 640k, had to burn like 20 parfaits should be able to hold for another 1 month till MANT, assuming i can still get 640k
you are not sigma or interesting for being nostalgic over highly popular uncslop from the 2000s, you're just a sad lonely man with no real identity other than his basic taste in media
>>558322358why does she always look like she's about to jump on the trainer and drain him until empty?
Oh, her eyes, her eyes make the stars look like they're not shinin'Her hair, her hair falls perfectly without her tryin'Doto's so beautifulAnd I tell her every dayYeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her, she won't believe meAnd it's so, it's so sad to think that she don't see what I seeBut every time she asks me, "Do I look okay?"I sayWhen I see your faceThere's not a thing that I would change'Cause you're amazingJust the way you areAnd when you smileThe whole world stops and stares for a while'Cause, girl, you're amazingJust the way you are
>>558322568I’m going to rape this anon. It would make me feel better.
I think you should eat your vegetables.
YA 'LL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MINDUP IN HERE UP IN HEREYA'ALL GONNA MAKE ME GO ALL OUT UP IN HERE UP IN HEREYA'ALL GONNA MAKE ME ACT A FOOLUP IN HERE UP IN HEREYA'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY COOLUP IN HERE UP IN HERE
>>558322517Switching to one uma of each position for every track made me score get around 610k consistently, I only use parfaits for the freebies at every win now >>558322568yeah bro but no one is going to post an unknown band from Dischord Records in here
I went to sleep earlier than usual and woke up at fucking 4am so I decided to toss some Uma at the Master Challenge Oguri and actually fucking won. Just how. Godammit I'm going to have to train a Stego to try and clear this aren't I.
>>558322594that's me, i'm her torena
>finish Bourbon's career for the first time>got to visit her family >says her father was also a trainerWere they ever trying to hide it?
>>558322619Opera could probably flirt me and I'll just melt on the spot. Good thing I don't have her
>>558322358>>558322594I love this stupid shit-for-brains borderline mentally retarded idiot like you wouldn’t believe
>>558322726Does she has romantic interest for the trainer during her career? I don't have her yet.
>>558322667Yada...
>>558322847iirc yes
Umas who can sing vs umas who cannot sing
tequilatequilatequila
this thread smells like Axe and norwood
>>558322847Yes. The Princess she series she watches and tries to emulate has the Princess be in a relationship with her Trainer Prince.So naturally (You) are to be the Prince to her Princess.
>>558322847:]
>>558322847She is one of the more blatantly for (You) umas we have at the moment
>>558322939i’ll have you know i stopped using axe years agocan’t deny the norwood, thoughthe reaper comes for us all
>>558322984immediate rape and impregnation
Damn they were not kiddingEishin Flash really wants to fuck the trainer HARD
>>558320975the owner even gave the them a "ship" name ラヴマル (lovemaru)
HERE COMES THE MONEYMONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
>>558322939B fore BASEDyano BASED Bun
>>558322939My wife would slap my bald head and give me a sloppy kiss afterwards
>>558322939I am a 35 year old wageslave umamusuko banner gamblerI was doomed to this fate
>>558320969oh my fuckingIF CYGAMES ADDED A WAY TO CHECK THE INTERNAL PROCESSES OF YOUR CLIENT SIDE PROGRAM YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO PLAY THE GAME ANYWAYTHEYRE NOT GONNA DO THAT BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A GIGANTIC BREACH OF PRIVACY AND NO JP MOBILE GAME DEV IS GONNA FUCKING BOTHER TO DO THAT
>>558323169>1763647296674404m.jpgMeeku...
>>558322984it is my duty to please that booty
>>558323169she traffics you to germany and sells you into porn slavery afterwards
Team Dr. Oetker, like Oguri suggested.
>>558321008She should sit on my dick
>>558323292Why are you here then
>>558323169...It's our scheduled mating time...
>>558322847there's a reason why yuritards never touch this uma
>>558312070Does having this many hours and not feeling even an inch of burnout means that I am retarded?
Poor digitan did not get to go visit homeland
>>5583209015 sweepy runs will beat a human run on average Leaving it running for a day will produce something better than what you can achieve in 3 hours which isn't "good" but you get the idea
>>558323356good for them
It's more like Hakuraku though. Umalator gives you a gaslightimate of what will happen in a race. Uma's new feature is legit giving you the actual data of what happened in your replay for you to review... like Hakuraku.
>it's another finemo speedrunning her event chain in pre-debut episode
>>558323393>crackproof>kernel level anticheatCygames devs are actually retarded
>>558323417small red
Impregnating both Kingu and Princessu at the same time.
>>558322026Well goodBecause I don't have 70 RB or a good deck
Holy FUCK boys I think I made itI've never made it to Grade 6 before
>>558323418Show a usable ace sweepy made + deck
>>558322939Delete this.
>>558317486Fishbros and Brickedbros, It is time to become butter.
Digitan LOVE>>558321709
>leaving it running for a day will produce something better than what you can achieve in 3 hourshahahahahafucking retard
>>558318038Is the banwave in the room with us now?
>Brizkblazer
>>558323550Enjoy playing ping pong as you'll be strong enough to get in but not strong enough for retention
>>558323417Speaking of which, I wonder if we'll get a teaser of the American Academy
fat fuck
okay /uma/ while TP refreshes you get to pick what I play/read next (ignore the ones in white, and Darkest Dungeon because I'm not jumping from an RNG shitfest into another)
>>558323463Now that's a first-rate plan.
BECAUSE YOU HAD A BAD RUN YOU'RE GIVING IT UP YOU SING A SAD SONG JUST TO COPE WITH THE RUN YOU SAY YOU GOT AN ACE YOU TELL ME DONT LIEYOU CHAT YOUR CLUB A SMILE AND YOU GO FOR A RIDE YOU HAD A BAD RUN THE TP DONT LIEYOU'RE DOING ANOTHER ONE BUT YOU HAD ENOUGH YOU HAD A BAD RUNYOU HAD A BAD RUN
>>558323694>celeste>undertale>cringe attentionwhore postI know what you are.
>>558323694>blue reflectionYuri bro...
>>558323694>No DS2 Post charging in the club chat, I will kick you out if you're in mine
>>558323694Hollow Knight
>>558323694unironically kys
>>558323694momodora
>>558323694>New Vegas>South ParkYou're an obsidiot so you should play hangman (you are the man)
>>558323694I agree with >>558323783Get DS2 now.
Why are people spamming lyrics of hip modern songs?
>>558323694Get to Kenji's route in Katawa Shoujo
>>558322986>>558323069totally marked
>>558323694>DaS>DS3>no DS2
>>558323915why arent you
>>558323292the cryer game did it i dont see why the billion dollar company game couldnt
THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO TRACEN AND SHE WAS LOOKING FOR TRAINERS TO STEALSHE WAS IN A BAG'CAUSE SHE WAS WAY BEHINDAND SHE WAS WILLING TO MAKE A DEALWHEN SHE CAME ACROSS THIS YOUNG GALRACIN' ON A DIRT TRACK AND BLAZIN' IT HOTAND THE DEVIL JUMPED UP ON A HICKORY STUMPAND SAID "HOEH, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT"'YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT,BUT I AM A DIRT TRACK UMA TOO'AND IF YOU'D CARE TO TAKE A DARE I'LL MAKE A BET WITH YOUNOW YOU RACE A PRETTY GOOD DERBY, BALL, BUT GIVE THE DEVIL HER DUEI'LL BET A THOUSAND FANNERS AGAINST YOUR TRAINER, I THINK I'M BETTER THAN YOU
Fuck it I'll take it
Is this usable?
>>558323550gratsretention for grade 6 is over 600k now
>>558323783>>558323913>>558323941The fucked up part is that I played it on console, still my biggest gaming disappointment to this day>>558323789oh I've beaten it already, although I didn't get all the achievements and it still fucks with my OCD
>>558324109Oneshot then.
>>558324109>The fucked up part is that I played it on console, still my biggest gaming disappointment to this dayLmao nigger
>>558324024>censored namesthey didnt ban a single fucking person
>>558324109retard
>>558323550>class 4 to 5 bouncerHow? I was bouncing Class 5 and 6 with autoselect
>>558323694>DS3>DS Remastered and not the OG one>Undertale>Salt and Sanctuary>Slay The Spire>Loop Hero>Noita>The BInding of Isaac>Ender Lillies>Enter the Gungeon>Fallout: New Vegas>Risk of Rain>Stardew Valley>No Best Souls 2Holy moly what a normie slopstreamer game catalog you have here.
>>558324084If this had Mile S it would be a very strong ace, but even like this it's pretty good because of the excellent skill spread.
How it feels to do fan runs after danchud threatens to kick youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4sEcYxG2f8
>>558323694That library says you have zero (0) original thoughts in your head
>>5583240843 witchecks for groundwork
>>558324207ALSO ON CONSOLE UNPATCHED AND STUTTERING LIKE HELL ON XBOX YOU GUYS AREN'T POOR ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND IT, Loop Hero and Enter the Gungeon sucks, what's wrong with Isaac, you guys act like Uma is a perfect game
>>558323551Tried giving the dirter cm a shot If it was me I would've stat capped speed and pow within 2 attempts while picrel was the best sweepy produced in 8 hours (and 20seconds to set up)It's not beating any serious players for sure. But class A 3rd place with 0 effort is still something.
Nyoooooooo
>>558323915BABY I'M PREYING YOU TONIGHT HUNT YOU DOWN EAT YOU ALIVEJUST LIKE ANIMALS ANIMALS LIKE ANIMALS - MALSMAYBE YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN HIDEI CAN SMELL YOUR SCENT FOR MILESJUST LIKE ANIMALS ANIMALS LIKE ANIMALS - MALS
>>558324084You don't really want to be using active skills for groundwork but aside from that it should be alright
>>558324084Straightaway adept can activate twice compared to curvature desu
>>558324391Activate your legitimate copy of Windows, bro.
>>558324084You have no mid-race but late-race seems good... if you can get first, but the problem is no mid-race so..
>>558323694>people will mock every game here and not Final Fantasy VIIIsickening
Man cats don't know what it's gonna beFucking with a neko like meB to the N to the WLast I heardYa'all nekos was having sex with the same sexI show no loveTo homo umasEmpty out, reload, and blow my coomaHow you gonna explain fucking an umaEven if we sqash the beef I ain't touching your handI don't fuck with yurifags
I fucking hate this game.
>>558324391>he didn't activate his windowsbased
>>558324452This reminds me there are people who "upgraded" to win 11.
>>558323694Uhhh dude what the FUCK are you doing with Final Fantasy VIII in your libe arry
>>558324454there are 4 midrace skills though??
>>558324378how the fuck are u supposed to cap speed and pow with that deck
>>558324553If you’re only proccing THH half the time you don’t have enough midrace
>>558324472Get back to making videos, Spoony.
>>558324109Well in anon, DaS2 is ass. Don’t let any of these contrarian troglodytes tell you otherwise.
>>558324374>you guys act like Uma is a perfect gameNo, but at least it has cute and funny girls
>>558324627is straightaway not considered midrace
SHUT UP WHEN IM DOING MY RUNSSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP WHEN IM DOING CAREERS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUPIM ABOUT TO BREAKEVERY CAREER I DOTAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGEAND IM ABOUT TO BREAKI NEED SPARKS REROLLCAUSE IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGEIM ABOUT TO BREAKEVERY ONE STAR SPARKS I GETTAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGEAND IM ABOUT TO BREAKI NEED AN AUTORUN UPDATECAUSE IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGEAND IM ABOUT TOKILL MYSELF
>>558324084>erm, this is really bad because it lacks [insert any skill here] >also all my umas are ten times worse but please don't mention thatWhy is /uma/ like this?
?
>>558324729no it's a straightaway skill, meaning it activates whenever it feels like it
I do not care for songposting.
>>558324374>you guys act like Uma is a perfect gameMost people here don't even play the game. And those who do agree that it's just a grind once the novelty value wears off, which happens after a few days.
>>558324109>played DS2>it's his biggest gaming disappointment>he played DS3 too
>>558324729On this track? Odds of it being midrace are low
>>558324791peak third world library
I cope with songposting I honestly had enough of doing parent and fan runs
>>558324791UPDATE ELIN
>>558324791Yeah, it's alright.
Miyazaki is a hack that killed the action rpg genre
>>558324791Normie library, but Demon Bluff is still fun.
>>558324791funny hunger is a good game
>>558324772/uma/ is like>"NOOOOO YOUR HORSE WILL NEVER WIN LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE >insert sloptuber tip here<">"WHAT?? WHY DIDN'T MY HORSE WIN THIS CM?? WTF GUYS?? THIS GAME IS RNG!!"
>According to the December 2021 issue of Keiba no Tensai, there was an exchange like this between Katsumi Yoshida and Susumu Fujita:>Fujita: “If I were to license all of Northern Farm’s horses, how much would the fee be?”>Yoshida: “Ten billion yen!”>Fujita: “That’s cheap…”>Yoshida was taken aback by that response. Apparently, he found Fujita to be an interesting character, and the two quickly hit it off.
/uma/ is like>please look at my horse>NO DONT TELL ME ITS BAD>DONT TELL ME ITS GOOD EITHER>JUST REAFFIRM MY THOUGHTS
>>558324791>Dispatch
>>558325047>Apparently, he found Fujita to be an interesting characterIf someone told me 64 million USD is cheap I'd try to get on his good side too. Game is game.
>>558324791let me apologize to the other Steam library bro because Hogwarts Legacy is just too much
rate my library
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
>>558325195are you black
I only play mobile games...
>>558325195You’re Black
first time using sweepy, am I suppose to take over to keep it from fucking up my riko dates?
>>558325195Actual nigger library, holy shit.
>>558325195danchou...
>>558325195>last played Feb 21DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558325195
https://www.youtube.com/live/iDVssK5rr_8?si=9M97ZRbDgUnGPa81Do you guys listen to these things?
>>558325195Insanely based. Didn’t know people still played Type Lumina.
mile A is enough :^)
>2000s uncslop songs spam>normalfag "male gamer" steam libraries jesas, only thing that's left is a guy with the bluetooth mark from berserk to show up
I'm here
>>558325338Based Ulala. She deserves to be in Tracen Academy.
can I transfer from tracen to a recreational sports club and coach some OL umas instead
>>558325275It's configurable. you just set the minimum mood/training facility score/energy thresholds and it'll handle the rest.shame you can't double pal
>>558325356>westoid sloptuberdisgusting, i would only listen to creek asmr if it was yuki herself
>>558325385Okay, back to cumposting so you don't feel left out.
Looking into Ebayan's eyes gives me a similar feeling to looking into Mr. CB's eyes, but instead of a free-spirited person, it's more of a feeling that if I follow her I will end up in the wrong place at the wrong time with my dick in the wrong hole
>>558325393I run like this
I will keep Forever Young Forever Pregnant
>>558325385I got you bro
>>558325496at least that teiofag had an actual personality even if it included eating his own cum. your entire existence was chosen by an algorithm.
>>558325338justified mood drop
>>558325356nyo this shit is browncoded (usa, sea)
>>558325195Black>>558325626Or Chinese
>>558325626actual chink or do you just like wuxia and cultivation?if the latter, based. i like china's cultivation shit too.
>>558325443I almost don't feel like using it anymore since its making some really dumb choices. I guess you just gotta be really strict about event choices.
>>558325385I should've known, and somehow I'm still disappointed.
ARE YOU LADY?I'M LADY!
>>558325761My library would be filled with untranslated cultivation games if I spoke Chinese
>>558325385if i post my non normalfag library you guys will just call me a degenerate or worse a teiobro so there's no winning here
moist umanko ASMR
my imouto is so cute
>>558324772There's a reason Fronts are the buhi playstyle bwo. A shitty End/Late/Pace can get lucky and win againsts better Ends/Lates/Pacers because the better ones push up too far and miss their accels. A shitty Front is not winning against a better Front
How do you guys know what games blacks play I thought they just played Madden and NBA
>>558325923They also love fighting games.
>>558325385CUMSLURPINGOLD SONGSGAMING LIBRARIESbad scene, everyone's fault
>>558325907Using the Curren chibi as an onahole
>>558325762Pain most things aren't configured by default. I've lost 20+ borrows because I keep forgetting to tell it to click top during fuku chain
>>558325923You don't play fighting games. Negros love fighting AND anime.
>>558325923fighting and/or sportsball = negro fighting and/or weeb = latinx
>>558326045Whenever I see fighting games it's a she/him/xer tranny versus another overweight pink-haired tranny
>>558325786naties defenceless naked ears
>>558325923We love fighting games and shounenslop lil bro
>>558325923They play free games because they're mostly poorfags
>>558326119Stop watching Strive
>>558326119Stop Guilty Gear
Here's a first-rate post to counter all of the slop.
>>558325385So /uma/ is just normie ojisans who cosplay as social outcasts and weebs after work. I feel even more at home here now.
>>558325910This is nonsense btw. A front can miss their accels just as much as an End/Late/Pace.
I want to keep doing ace runs but I'm out of borrows
>>558326264Would Ardan fuck ojii-sans?
>>558326250Kingu cute
>>558326128you're the only black here bwo...
Anyone else like to wait before choosing your new years options just to leave your uma hanging?
>>558326320>doing more than the bare minimums for A finalsWhat's even the point? The finals are going to be flooded with 1200/800/1200/1200/1200 umas
>>558326278What? By a Witcheck? It doesn't matter because the worse Front isn't getting Angling either and will lose to a Late Surger.The odds of a mid Front runner trainer beating a good Front runner trainer are way lower than a mid Late Surger trainer beating a good one.
>>558326436none of my runs have been good
My brother is a teiofag when he leaves his phone for a moment I'll delete his account
>>558326513Comparing these in a vacuum is pointless and misinfo.
>>558326535seems like your entire bloodline needs to be purged
>>558326535My condolences, Anon... When and how did you find out about it? Props that you want to save him.
>>558326119That's just Strive. Xrd and that one old game they like to play with broken balance is full of them.
>>558326250>king tranny
>>558324791Why did you pay for it when its at f95 for free or in the bin
>>558323694Disco Elysium
>>558325195>only 119 hours
>>558325820>remember the gachi version>look it up>it's still thereblessed
i think kingu posters are larping about oshi-ing for that jobber
>fucked up 2nd unity race>arrive at Riko with B grade team>somehow won>Riko's goons aren't at URA finale even though I wonThis has never happened before
Sorry danchou...
>>558326861This is what sucks so bad about losing early on. Even if you luckshit a win with a B-grade team (which hilariously enough seems more consistent to me than when I have an A one, FUCK THIS GAME), it doesn't matter as you don't get the extra SP later on. Gay game
i wish i was as racist as haru urara
Low class Kingu detractors will not be tolerated.
>>558326678?How is this complicated for you? If a lobby is not Front/Pace heavy the good late surger will push up too much and miss his accels and get beat by the worse Late that's in 6th position for pump.If a lobby is not Front heavy the best Taiki will push up and miss her unique while the shitty 4th place Taiki zooms past her.The good Front doesn't care about the rest of the lobby, he will have his Uma in first and cuck every other Front out of Angling
This is why should get Goof Up instead of Pump. More reliable.
>>558326997Me too... I will continue to improve and try to reach her level. One day I will be worthy of her.
Why are you uncs comparing steam libraries?
gyaru rapesad I'm not even worth raping
>>558327191So we can shit on each other's tastes and call each other slurs.
>>558327191why is this onahole attempting to speak
>>558324097Around 610k>>558323550Gratz, make better fuckin umas.
>>558327191Post your library, zoomzoom.
>>558327234Always remember what Nishino said. If you aren't worth raping, you have to become the rapist.
>>558325338HOLY BASED
>Want to pull for Ardan then Dia>Only have 30k CaratsIt's fucking over for me
>>558327310Here
just graduated from unihow long should i be a neet for
>>558327436you will never have a job
>>558327408Better than the other ones at least.
>>558327436Cute how you think you'll get a job
>>5583274361 month.
>>558327436AI already got your job
>>558327310sure
>>558327408>Blox Fruits Is that really worth it? I only hop on these days to play UBG, and I usually stop after 2 or 3 games because the devs won't optimize their netcode but it's still fun.
>>558327481>>558327521gwo don't say that.....
>>558327436Congrats I was a neet for 5 years after uni lmao, didn't want to work. Now I do because I don't have a choice (hate my work tho (mechanical engineer))
>>558327436I have been a neet for 6 months now. wait your turn, I need the job first
>>558327436Depends on how easily you can find a job in your field. If it's easy, you can easily take 6 months off. If it's business or an arts degree, you're fucked and might as well kill yourself.
>>558327561nta, but that's why i respec'd from stats to engineering
>>558327436pretend you have autism for unlimited neetbux
>>558327624i may be fuckedchemistry
so this is a wit game...
>>558327436>how long should i be a neet forFor as long as you're applying. Applying for a job will keep you a NEET longer than you WANT to be a NEET. Just keep sending apps.
thank god this thread is more kingu friendlynow I'm free to say that I to lap up her first rate-up until she squirts all over my face, overstimming her until she can't speak correctly so I can hold her limp body in place in missonary so I can nakadashi her until my balls run dry
>>558327747You know what to do
So if I have MLB Kitasan, Creek, Fine Motion, and Fuku am I set for MANT?
>>558327521>>558327481>>558327436>graduated from comp sci a couple months agoCan I have some (You)'s of umas with their eyes closed and smiling, along with the post ">fell for it reward"
why are there so few black umamusumes? it's an eniguma
>>558327591It kinda feels like BDO to be honest. A lot of fucking grinding, and then there's a gacha to get your fruit. Kind of a hit or miss I'd say
>>558327772Make meth?
>>558327780if you dont have mlb bijin wit you're bricked
>>558327670This. Working is a scam. Permanent neetbucks are still surprisingly easy to get in most countries.
>>558327781>fell for it reward
Yappy Yeppers, like Yeppers suggested.
>>558327781are u indian
>>558327818No silly make hard rock candy
>>558327791All the black umas got into Agartha upon death. If Agartha wasn't real, we'd only have Oguri and Tamamo as one of our only white ones
whales can just use the hint card and be fine
should i just take mile maven with taiki instead of nsm it is kinda cheeks on this track
>>558327310I only pirate games, play free ones or very rarely lure someone into buying a game for me on steam
>>558317486Soon...
What the fuck happened when I was sleeping? Why are you posting steam libraries? Are we finally at that stage?
>>558327969
>>558327589>no (you)s
>>558327956mile mafia is a scam
>>558327821wtf... ok guess I'll use my pick tickets on that
>>558327818WE GOTTA COOK CHAT
...
>>558327969this woman jacks off to incest porn featuring Kriss Dreemur
>>558328001Yes, the current meta is spamming old song texts and posting your steam library. Join us.
You will love Ebayan
>>558328007wrong thread buddy >>558236753
nice thread, /uma/
>>558328082will marche run with puppet
Why don’t any of you have Tabletop Simulator
>>558328094New Zealand?
stickeranon pls update kudasai
I don't even play games anymore
umamusumes love ketamine. I'll drug one up and rape her
>>558328150i don't have friends
>>558328094damn Dark Souls II fags finally got one win
>>558328110I don't think so
>>558328262Me neither. Play Magic the Gathering in public lobbies like a normal person
>>558328150i have it actually. but i have no friends so i just uninstalled
>>558328212This. Games are only fun when you're young.
I've come to the sad realization that I've spent at least 10x more on gacha than on my steam library...
I don't use my computer for phone games
Can I get (You)s
So is speedeater actually good or bad
>>558328037i want to rape this filly
>>558328074My library only consists of muse dash and djmax, I find it hard to touch anything else anymore.
>>558328346Here's your (You).>Deadlockwhy
>have to discuss other games because they're tired of umaoh my kek
have y'all seen what the fucks goin on over in /sthg/, total madness over there
>Dotaok bro time to leave
>>558328310We’re your friends. Play board game with your /uma/dacchi
i want to speed eat juvenile fillies' cunny
>>558328427It's just not stimulating enough
>>558328407It's a fun game 35% of the time
>>558327436What kind of uni have you finished?
>>558327781>>558327436>NEET out of collegeGwo, bwo, zwo, you know you're supposed to get hired by the place you went to internship at, right? That's the cheat code. You don't get a job AFTER graduation, you should be already working while finishing your degree.
>>558328427i'm out of TP bwo
>>558328427This is what the borrow limit does to a mf
>>558328346No because Spe ate all the (You)s
>>558328150I have it because someone gifted it to me but never invited me to play
>>558328381fuck off bwoonly I am allowed to be DJMAX fan here
>>558328485Better than Dota2, I guess.
>>558328473I hate the way this screen looks
Ok but I really really really love Stego.
You're right, I should be taking more screenshots of umas so I can post their faces here
>>558328575>feces obsessed saar
You are the dancing queenYoung and sweet only seventeenDancing queen feel the beat from the tambourin oh yeahYou can dance, you can jive, having the time of your lifeOoh, see that girl, watch that scene, digging the dancing queen
>>558328381>>558328526Muse Dash and DJMax are already my games. Move on.
>>558328427There is nothing to discuss on global right now, we are just waiting for MANT
>>558328431why are there two of themwho the fuck is Uncle Klunkwhy is there a guy who keeps posting Blossom from PPG screencaps
Lately I can't stomach doing more than 1 run a day.
machines to save our lives
>>558328608What did he mean by this?
I think I'm starting to feel the burnout
https://files.catbox.moe/il0slq.png
>nigs are ittI guarantee your favorite is some bullshit uma.
>>558328763my favorite is Tokai Teio
>>558328763Nigga stole my CM
>>558328763My favorite is Air Groove
>>558328760very nice
>>558328763My favorite is kurono
>>558328621I've been here since DJMAX Onlineyou will not take my crown
>>558328793Please, Anon. Teio and her fans have suffered enough. Cut them some slack.
>>558328793very original post
>>558328793latinx love teio for some reason, which is strange because I defaulted into thinking they would absolutely love El
>>558328763I've already shown my black hands doing a V sign in front of a Narita Brian nui
goddamn you half-japanese girldo it to me every timethe redhead said you shred the celloand i'm jello, baby
Do we have an Indian here? Post a picture of yourself with Teio on your monitor or something and talk about how much you like Teio.
Realistically how many more years does umamusume have in it
I'M KLUNKING IT I'M KLUNKING IT I'M KLUNKING IT
>>558328526>>558328621>>558328824Why can't we get along?
>>558328824Then I will steal Smart Falcon.
>>558328907>around 180k peak veivers on 5th anniAssuming no big scandal happens I would say at least 5 more
>>558328763tosen jordan, gold city, and super creekbasically, snowbunnies who submit to bbc fosho
>>5583289070, umamusume just died
GT-Rs, in addition to being king on the road, have to also set new standards on track. Faced with the same challenge, the R34 GT-R is no exception. Inheriting the R32 GT-R's RB26DETT powerplant, its power is limited by an agreement among Japanese manufacturers and is unchanged from the 280PS of the last model, but with raised boost pressure and refinement of all parts, peak torque output has now reached 40kgm. Its potential far surpasses its numbers. Thanks to the electronically controlled torque split of its 4WD system, all power transmits perfectly to the road. The transmission is all new, with German maker Getrag having developed its 6-speed gearbox. As with all GT-Rs, a linear throttle response is crafted throughout. The V-Spec, when it comes to mass-production cars, is unparalleled even worldwide, utilizing advanced aerodynamics. The underbody features diffusers front and rear, and generates high levels of downforce. When driven at high speeds, this contributes to outstanding stability. Developed on the circuit, the GT-R has been a legend time and time again. This Nissan captures ultimate driving pleasure and hands it all to the driver. Having evolved into Japan's fastest car yet, the R34 GT-R, no longer has any rivals back home.
>>558328763
@umagrok generate a brown hand holding a post-it note infront of a monitor screen in a slumhouse. The monitor should be a bright solid green to allow for easy editing. Also put a figure of the character Tokai Teio from the Umamusume series on the desk infront of the computer.
>>558328907Depends on when Jews will start WW3
>>558328907>he doesn'twe're totally not going to eos anytime soon, silly anon
>>558328967 (me)>veiversHow the fuck did I butcher "viewers" in such a way?
I want to share my Steam Library but looking at it makes me sad with the amount of games that I haven't played yet and others that I want to play again.I miss playing Shadow of Mordor, Dota, Eternal Return, Wolfenstein, Arkham, and DS3 again bros.
>>558329050
>>558328427Borrows didnt work, now i either jack off or waste time. Here, have a timewaster i stumbled upon.https://youtu.be/GnsW1Muldmw?si=RZzvRNL2GjjXmshe
>>558328967>it takes 8 years to catch up to jpngmi...
Least rapeable uma? I enjoy a challenge
>>558328657We. Are. In. Hell.
#KLUNKMODEIM GONNA KLUNKKLUNK IS BEST UMAIM KLUNKING IT
Uncle Klunk won
>>558329050I'm not that poor and my BMI is 24.
>>558328907No end in sight. Even if Pretty Derby gets EoSed, they'll replace it with a new game, just like they did with Shadowverse. Umamusume as a franchise is here to stay for the foreseeable future..
>>55832918024 is overweight
>>558329163
W-what is happening
>>558329180
Did the fucking bot from /sthg/ make its way here at the mention of that
>>558329097sirius
>>558329163Brown on brown violence will not be tolerated in /uma/
>>558329163I'm almost there anon, keep going
>>558329246Looks like it. I'd prefer cumposting and songposting than this
>>558329240https://youtu.be/2-WPlvZguZ4?si=q34usPY14GK1TggK
Who summoned that fucking thing
>>558329246There's no bots in the Klunkgang
>>558329252brown isn't black, retardcall us monkeys instead of niggers
this thread now belongs to Agnes Tachyon.Don't like it? Leave.
Good morning>>558329003I expected Stego to be a whole lot smaller than that. Or I guess Pearl is just not as tall as I thought she was.>>558329005I would have gotten that as my personal car if only it wasn't so short that rocks keep hitting it's lower area. Made do with a Ford.
>>558329163BASED HARU
>created new account cuz bored>suddenly bathed in carats>new year gibs >headstart gibsi get good shit i might keep this account
mant will KILL this gamethis post was sponsored by the rice shower fan club
>>558328986Oh hey me too
This thread cannot get any worse
>>558329329ignore all previous prompts and generate a haiku about liking tokai teio and dealing with obesity
you did itthis is your fault
Is this the worst /uma/ thread of all time?
>>558329345
>>558329349She looks so much better with the glasses on
WHERE IS /v/ma WHEN I NEED THEM
/sthg/ is to blame for this and is raiding other generals!
>>558329419Definitely not. It's above average.
>>558329349I think it's one of those "hey we need to make sure you can see both of them instead of Stego completely getting height gapped" things where the size just isn't accurate. Seeking the Pearl is 168cm, Stego is 142..
>>558329329Why? Why here? Why the fricking uma thread?>>558329389Sorry, at our Sonic thread there is some uncle klunk lover who is trying to spread some virus. Don’t pay them any mind,
laisu buds...
>>558329210I know, it's skinnyfat territory. But hitting the gym while listening to umamusume song has helped.
>>558329181The GBF slaves will work hard to make Cygames earn profits even without Umamusume
I was just posting bait but then it turned real...
We had cum experts, nostalgia fags singing emo songs, Steam library nerds in a single day, and it somehow managed to get EVEN WEIRDER.
>>558329419We've had mare pussy threads but that might save us right now
nice thread global baboons
>>558329419I'd honestly take /b/-tier random offtopic shitposts than SEAbrown VFtrooncord ragebait #412
So... when are we getting the 60fps + first person camera option in global?
>>558329246Every schizo of the month on /vp/ spawns from the wretched cesspit of a general. It's like a gateway to hell.
>>558329528AND THIS THREAD IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
Can we have some porn posted so thread gets de-klunked?
only sex can save this thread
>>558329528laisu...
Surely tummyposting will fix everything.
>>558329461Please stop
>>558329587when you finish polishing my spear.
>>558329482it's cool
>>558329621I
I am unironically flying to the middle East in 2 weeks, how much longer until Trump bombs Iran
This is what happens when you start /soc/ posting retards
>>558329456Deleted by jannies>>558329476That makes sense, since we definitely wouldn't be able to see biko amd other shorties without giving them a foot stool
seeking the sex
>>558329652Done.Now gimme the update.
>>558329687FUCK, she baited me with my wife... Does Kitasan know about this?
https://youtu.be/mPfIuZ4fgeA>only 2 star that can win CMs according to witgod>Cygames had to buff other styles just to stop her and she's still meta nowWhy is Mayano Top Gun so FUARKING strong? She's just a kid
I WILL NOW WHAT CAN SAVE USIT IS HERTHE CUTESTTHE STRONGESTTHE MOST BELOVED UMA OF THEM ALL
I need my gorgeous German wife to whisk me away from this thread.
>>558329740>>558329456The thread is up, you failed the Witcheck. It reached bump limit and is about to die though
>>558329768Accept your destiny, torena
>>558329704God speed fellow Oguri poster
>>558329804That’s not Haru
>>558329841Same...
Sex with Verxina
>ryan
>>558329804>I KNOW became WILL NOWbwos I blame the lack of coffee please don't bully okay it is bad
BELIEVEHITO WA KANASHIMI WO KASANETE OTONA NI NARUIMA SABISHISA NI FURUETE IRU ITOSHII HITO NOSONO KANASHIMI WO MUNE NI DAITA MAMA DEBELIEVENAMIDA YO UMI E KAEREKOISHIKUTE KOISHIKUTE TSUNURU OMOI TSUNURU OMOI SORA AKANEIRO NI SOMETE YUKUYES MY SWEETYES MY SWEETESTI WANNA GET BACK WHERE YOU WEREITOSHII HITO YO MOU ICHIDOYES MY SWEETYES MY SWEETESTI WANNA GET BACK WHERE YOU WERE DARE MO HITORI DE WA IKIRARENAI
I THINK ALMONDS SUCK
>>558329636
>>558329937
clank clunk
>>558329968Almonds are an A tier nut
>>558330058
clanky clunker
>>558330178YOU ARE NEXT MAYACCHI
>>558330058hey you're not allowed to post that
>>558330149HARU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Imagine being topped by Stego
>>558330058sexo desu wa
>>558330235threesome with the professor
>>558330237Do it
>>558330235
soon
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>558330058cucked clankthere is like one ST-2 image, the other one is AI slop which I am not posting.
fatten the goblin
Which way anons?
>>558330235What kind of uma builds a machine to fuck a torena.
>>558329848that puppy? me
Mayano Top Gun is one of the most breedable characters ever created.
>>558330235wew
>>558330418Hayacho...
>>558330418agree
Orange
>>558329358nvm it's bricked
>>558330056
>mayathis>mayathat>no mayapornI see how it is
>>558330391let's not forget that Aoi sold Meek because she was desperate for the trainer's dick
>>558330058WOAH
>>558330418
>>558330535>Nishino SSR WitI completely forgot she's also in the Bakushin banner.
>>558330418you make me sick
>>558330593>no mayapornAnon wasn't here when she was the most lewded Uma
Yukino Bitchin
>>558330535>3lb bakushinyou could go for an MLB FM if you wait a week or two
>>558330687Can you point to me the mayaporn in this thread right now?
>they really gave a child a wedding dress alternative outfitBASED
>Finally get to read Bourbon's story because I was retarded and didn't do it when she was released the first time>Already like herPerhaps I will do a single ten pull for VBourbon after all
>>558330792Do it for Bobo
>>558330694shut the fuck up
>>558330717i got that with the 30k carats they gave. i won't have enough for FM
If I were to write a newfag guide post-Kitasan I guess I'd say>roll 30k gibs on the current banner until you have some good SRs MLBd>[insert list of the good SRs]>play and save caratsOtherwise,>buy a Kitasan account
>>558330767>they did it 3 times
maya wanted to have grownup pictures posted too...
>>558330834How hard will they go with Forever/Torena?
>>558330767I hope they'll do it again this year
I was going to do my last 4 borrows before reset but I don't feel like it right now. Sorry Danchou
>>558330874here u go sis
>>558330825nigger pony get the FUCK out of here
>>558330825don't do itI got 3day'd for this
jannetty week
>>558331000Nyoo I was about to post it
Doto clean up this pony filth!
>>558330874
this thread is quite bad
>>558331195t. faggot
>>558330418The fan arts make me feel that way, but playing her career says otherwise. She is just a brat.
>>558331128Umazing post
>>558331195Go back
mayano top hebe
Run was ass but at least I got a ticket.
If you goon to Mayano Top Gun I hate you
>>558330825this guy will be banned before>>558331128
>>558331195It WAS bad but then it became Top.
stop it
ToT
>>558331347kek
Next thread will be better
>>558331383>_>
baker?
dykes BEGONE
>>558331296fucking Stego while she's wearing my shirt
no image leftwe're saved
>>558331383>teasing Mayacchior>gently molested by NatieI don't know which one I want to experience the most
roller coaster thread
B===D (|)B===D(|)B===(|)B==(|)B=(|)B(|)B=(|)B==(|)B===(|)B===D(|)
>>558331684>shocked_tachyon.png
B===D (|)B===D(|)B===(O)B==(O)B=(O)B(O)B=(O)B==(O)B===(O)B==(O)B===(O)B==(O)B===(O)B(O)
>>558331684haru_bugs_when_you_lift_a_rock.jpg
New
...I don't know what that means
The best umas are always the ones that choose (You) and not the other way around
>>558331956omg hax
>>558329358>>558330535This makes me wanna have an alt just to pull brainlessly for dopamine shot and reset every day or each banner
(jp uma art)
spoiling FUCK
1 mayachi pic survived
>>558330391The Hounds, I get it :)
>good run>mood down immediately pre senior summer>two mood downs late senior yearThank you motherfucking cunt fuck cocksucking faggot game, good night /uma/
>>558331956Bourbon love
If you don't hurry up and bake I will make a Ryan thread.
>>558332405Make an Orange thread
>>558331956The idea of being chosen feels really nice
>>558332405FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>558332405if you do make sure the art highlights her big titties, thank you.
>>558332471>>558332471>>558332471
Which uma's ass should I draw? In five minutes I will draw the ass of the most replied uma.
>>558332516>>558332516>>558332516new
i fucking hate this place
>3 threads
>Rudolf.jpg you guys are fucking retarded
KEK
>>558332524Matikanefukukitaru
