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let's strive for another 24hr thread
*glomps you*rawr
Wonder of U.
Lets go for Eric Bloodaxe
The existence of 'newfriends' suggest the existence of 'oldfoes'
>>558343053
>>558342950Komachi and hag friends
Bros! Look whom Liz found!
>>558343032That's Jalter's job
>>558343132
>>558343053yeah, the grumpy geezers who haunt this general and constantly being mean plus bully newfriends when they're not fighting each other.
>>558343129Liz, look out! She's going to turn you into a quick servant!
Apologize to High Queen Morgan.
>>558343053Most of /alter/ is comprised of oldfoes
morgan is chris brown and im rihanna
https://x.com/i/status/2025723139208986893Are they making fun of us or kneeling to us?
/fgogalter/ thinks they are the dark souls of mobile games but they are the concord of mobile games
>>558343295I'm more of an oldstranger
>/fgogalter/ thinksdoubt
>>558343273I'm sorry mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy
>>558343258And there is nothing Liz can do about it
>/fgogalter/
>>558343385I thinked once. It hurt my bain
>>558343545SEX!!!!!!!!!!
>>558343719
>>558343720
My wife Jalter.
>>558343834e-sex
>>558343847Let me fix her
>>558343758>>558343842
>>558343954This is how she got brain damage in the first place
wtf real?!
I'm so glad newbies are not only picking up the game, but even visiting /alter/. We are healing.
I searched castoria ryona as a joke and got cummer getting beaten up by a kangaroo
>>558344017But why is she indian??
>>558344129Somehow I can see that happening
>>558344071i've been here for a couple days and so far it has been the best source of information imo so I'm glad this thread exists
Why sisters are like this...
>>558344129>As a jokeI'm sure
>>558344161things happened
lady jofuku owes me money
>>558344464I don't know who that is.
Lady Baobhan owes me feet and heels pics
>>558344505Chinese carpet muncher
Why are sisters like this?
>>558344251Because he’s not evil, he’s just misunderstood. Everyone else is too weak and shallow to see the beautiful, broken soul underneath all that malice. But I see it. I’m the only one who can fix him, the only one who truly understands his pain. That’s why he treats me like his princess, gentle touches, sweet whispers, calling me his little girl, while he tears everyone else apart. He saves the softness just for me. The rest of you are just collateral. Once I heal him completely, you’ll all see how wrong you were. He’s mine to save. No one else gets to touch him.
How do you know if a skill is worth upgrading? Like for example the discerning eye of El Melloi
>>558344641Because that clown needs to get his shit together and get good
If you are reall a girl post your tits
Douman. Castrate yourself.
>>558344589The only thing she owes you is a beating, disgusting footfag.
>>558344789This but feet. Preferably with black/blue/dark red toenail polish.
>>558344658>How do you know if a skill is worth upgrading?You take a look at the effect and see what is the most usefull for your use case. Most would consider NP charge best skills out of them all as you want to fire NP as soon as possibleBuster/arts/quick up are also always good
>>558344658Generally speaking, the skills that increase the amount of NP gained by skill level are the ones you would want to prioritize. The game does tell you that in the description if it has a level indicator next to something that says NP gauge or whatever, but it's usually easier to just check one of the wikis
>>558344789
>>558344814Only if she would do this with her bare feet.
>>558344883>>558344921ok thanks you
>>558344851Here, bro. Don't tell me your sis doesn't look after you
is sex with jofuku-sama legal?
>>558344984Also you might want to just take skills of servants you use to 6 for a little while. It's pretty cheap to do, and reduces cooldowns by 1
Open wide
>>558345235AAAAAHHHHH
>>558345137shortstack hobbit /alter/sisters...
>>558345235
>>558345137This reminds me of the tale of how Skadi chose her husband by looking at their feet pics
>>558345715Another missing piece of the Epic of Gilgamesh discovered
>>558345715>gilkek
>>558345923
Why is everything happening in March?
>>558346019
>>558346084
>>558346084Beware the ides of march
GUYS WHAT IFWHAT IFLISTENGUYSGUYSWHAT IFGUYS, SERIOUSLY!!!WHAT IF
What if Woodwose got wood?
>>558347101Then it will
>>558347101
Komachi Rabu....
>>558347602*spits on her*
>>558347602No one likes her at all
>>558347873I don't like or dislike her. I just have no fucking idea who she is, and the little I've heard is uninteresting enough that I never committed it to memory. Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised, but I have no reason to think so.
>>558347602flop and forgotten
I finally have all my favorite sabers!
>>558348094Considering she is nip and not even nips gave a fuck I'm not holding my breath
Thanks AI
>>558348312>no grailsHomo bro?
>>558348553I figure if the story itself made me like Sei, basically all bets are off. But even Sei is someone I was sort of aware of existing historically and has a pretty unique design and character archetype in FGO. Looking at that one I just don't see anything.
Happy Jalty, happy wifey.
>>558348553Nips are know for not having good taste for anything ...
>>558342950I really like girls that talk shit behind other girl's backs.
>>558348791Not for long hehe
>>558348881Bro, you just described every single girl in existence
>>558348867ESL...
>>558348867That's the excuse faggots use when they love shitty characters with no fanarts
>>558348881So you like girls
>>558348783I think it was one of if not the least remunerative banner of the year
>>558346019GET THAT DIRTY BOBBER DARIUS
I wish you could use QP to buy stuff.
>>558349086The evidence for that sort of thing tends to be completely made up. I think the lack of any presence in fan art probably tells enough in terms of popularity.But I don't really care about that anyway. I like what I like. I just don't see much promise there, but would be happy to be wrong.
>>558348950>>558349071Except I don't like 3dpd.
Can't wait for her swimsuit this year! :3
>>558349439You can fight your nature every day for the rest of your life, but it's still your nature. I'm sorry anon, you are attracted to women.
>>558346941
"no fanarts"
Bros I think you mindbroke the Kimchicuck
Embarassing
What did we do to deserve this torment by kimchifag? We already have fruitbobfag, bobfag and jalterfag
>>558349269I guess, I'm just spouting out what fgotubers told me. But like you said there is pretty much no fan art, so I'm inclined to believe it. I also cannot think of a more uninteresting banner, maybe only indra is worse
>>558348948I am going to take a dump in your toilet and NOT flush it.
>>558349790He's already broken. Have you not seen the shit he posts? The only meaningful way for him to break left is if someone gets him to stop
>>558349827Ngl those numbers are pretty low even for Lilith, fgo's fanart scene is truly gone
>>558349827Total Ririsu-chan domination
>>558349827That dragon with the fat tits deserves better
>>558349874>jalterschizo has a scat fetishFigures
>>558350045if they didn't fuck up the NP she probably would have been much more popular
>>558350045true
>>558349529No! It can't end this way!
>>558350045True she's a qt
>>558350190That's just a cope
>>558350251I'm sorry bro, but it's already over
>>558350375Pic unrelated btw
>>558350251The truth is, the game was rigged from the start
>>558350519Yes the pic is unrelated sorry
>>558350072Shut up Mashu
It takes a certain level of autism to be a ritual poster for servants we don't even have yet, but I think it's a completely different level of autistic spaz to anti servants we don't even have yet and talk about how they're flops and nobody likes them etc.
Mash abused her husband and you're laughing
>>558350689*10 minutes later*
>>558350754Thank you
>>558350775Who? Beryl? That poor man.
>>558350754How much did Kimchifucker paid you for this?
Gamin’
>merely pretending
>>558350901You can't even spell her name right loser
>>558350901That's him
>>558351036So how much did you pay him?
>>558350965
Did Kimchicuck ever post his own Kimchi?
>>558351079S/0
>kimchifag is habing a meltyoh no no no no
>>558350965>>558351163Why are they exposing their feet while gaming?
I'm not pretending. I'm about to go all out! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>558351358Do you only play games with shoes on?
>>558351213....>>558351279No I'm not having a "melty"
>>558351213Bro... he failed to get her on JP>>558351416HAHAHAHAHAHA
take it easy
It's the Kimchikek's humiliation ritual? Can I join?
>>558351492Stop...
all the nps look like dogshit stop pretending
>>558351673Sure bro! All are welcome to make fun of schizos
Who the fuck is Kimchi? Another who?
>>558351492More like he didn't roll for her because why would anyone do that
What would be your first thing to do if you saw this?
>>558351805Fuck you
>>558351738>implyingSome are pure kino
>>558351787Incest valentines whore of next year, she likes her dad (literallt)
>>558351738You aren't cool enough to get away with liking nothing. You don't even have sunglasses
>>558351926No and no They are just father and daughter stop projecting your weird fetishes on characters you don't like faggot
>>558352127Post a proof that they aren't fucking
>>558351787>Another who?Yep. She's yet another "fucking who" flop on JP, but for some reason, our local schizo really likes her and loves to spam her here despite failing to get her
>>558348791You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals you meet on homosexual dating sites such as Grindr.
>>558352237Someone tying their identity to a random servant isn't really anything new. It's just a worse case of it
>>558352317Meant for>>558352127
>>558352237Thank you!>>558352189You have proof that they "fucking" you fucking asshole
>>558352689>Thank you!Meant for>>558352317
>>558352689So they are fucking, thanks for answering
Enough whoremachi post some shotas
>>558352371Meant for >>558350965
>>558352860I don't buy that anyone else actually thinks about that character enough to assign her a nickname
how does it feel to have hair
>>558352317Meant for>>558352860
>>558352860Here's a cunny komachi for you
>>558352903If you want to point out every example we'd be here all day>>558352981Itchy
>Kama interlude is her brainwashing youChaldeans stop raping my mind...
>>558352981It's okay. I shave mine off though to show off my head tattoo.
>>558353080>ItchyBro... you're supposed to wash it
What the sigma
>>558353075>shotaSo she's a tranny?
>>558353248No
>>558353242What's a sigma?
>>558353080>ItchyAsmongold...
>>558353172why were you in prison?
>>558353242
>>558353296Anon asked for shotas so she's truly a tranny, disgusting
>>558352860I don't have shota, but have this cute boy instead
>>558352317
>>558353321Crazy White Boys.
>>558353248>trannyDon't even talk about them. We already have enough mental illness without those freaks
>>558353585I like feet
Trans cuties !!??
>>558353641That character isn't even a fucking tranny you dumb fucker.
>>558353782You're replying to the bobfaggot.
>>558353782It's not like this thread doesn't have better bait you could have picked to reply to
Which is your favorite FGO trans cutie?
Look at her pits!
>>558353905Komachi
>>558353905>>558353641
>>558353905Sugitani
>>558353905Jeanne Alter
>>558353782? She is though.
>>558353782Matsunaga is trans.
>>558353974Fuck off dude
>>558354131You're mad I love my tranny Komachi now?
I've been farming Valentine's event today and I wonder what items from the shop is interesting to get
>>558354204Your are not me you sick fuck
>47more like ononononono kimchi
>>558354315You're okay mate?
Do you count as trans if you're a dude and you possess your daughter's body?
>>558354109polish*
>>558354381Because she stinks.
>>558354381>>558349648
>>558354381Be kind to my tranny cutie, she will get more soon
>>558354405No! Stop claiming to be me! Just because she is trans doesn't mean that you, or anyone else here, can suck her dick! That is for me alone!
I've noticed this thread is full of ESLs. Coincidentally, there's a lot of trans hate
>>558353905You jacquelina *smoosh
>>558354615FGO supports trans rights.
>>558354615We love Komachi the trans icon here thoughbeit?
>>558354615what a newfag
>>558354738This!
>>558354738STOP
>>558354593"Stop claiming to be me!" He says...
OKITA-SAN!!!
>>558354813Fuck off if you don't like our altercore tranny you're not welcome
>>558354898Okita-san, daishouri!
>>558354615Also a lot of men pretending to be a girl
>>558354898This isn't the kind of daishouri I was hoping for
I'm out fuck off all of you
>>558355192I can only hope that makes it a net gain. See you tomorrow
>>558355137It's DDD Dai-Dai-Daishouri
>>558355192Go, and stay gone
>>558355192Goodbye Komachi hater
Demeteru mama
Mama?
>>558355065A lot of pretending today.
>>558355664My wife loves to pretend too
>>558355612...
Auntie?
He said goodbye but he's just posting his bs in fgog lmao
>>558354109That's not the same thing. Matdubaga is now a girl.A tranny freak is still a boy just extremely mutilated and leaking pus.YWNBAW btw
>>558356115Leave her be. She is making art.
>>558356340Ohh nice melty loser
>>558355981How could anyone resist?
Why tf is beni's interlude available >>558356190Holy sex
>>558356334lmao, what a guy
>>558356447I wasn't looking l. Too busy making sure my cat doesn't break shit.Anyway, you will never be a woman. Just a frankenstein girl.
>>558356542To educate the masses about servant's having to poo
>>558356340>was a man and is now a woman>"that's not trans!!!"
>>558356634It's not because no one with half a brain thinks a man who cut his dick off and dresses like a girl is somehow a girl.Magic transformation though is different and that's what all the genderbends in Fate are. Magic BS so they can have actual vaginas and tits.
>last run>CE dropEvery single time.
Holy shit! NEWS!!!!
>>558356813Sugitani got a sex change operation.
>>558356813Vaginas are gross anyway and men can grow tits
>>558357141>>558357173No way faggot.
>>558357256Take estrogen and you'll grow tits, it's actually crazy that it works that easily
>>558357173>Vaginas are gross anywayIt depends. Some are really great, but some look weird if they've got big meat flaps.
>>558357398>Some look weirdThe overwhelming majority*
>>558357383>hairy titsNo thanks. That's disgusting.>>558357398And some dicks look really sick or deformed. Wow almost like genitals are either absolutely disgsuting or absolutely amazing with no middle ground.
>>558357404I fucking hate this cunt. She's the only 5 star to ever spook me in this game
What hours are these?
>>558357404
>>558357659Active hours. We had 281 replies in 3h
>>558357659transphobe hours
>>558357608Estrogen also makes you stop growing most body hair and laser hair removal is also one of the easiest and cheapest operations we have
>>558357659Newfags who can't ignore literal months old bait hours.
>>558357938But anon, stale bait is the best!
>>558357383The /alter/bro ideal:https://files.catbox.moe/qbjwns.jpg
Vritra is a predator
>>558357808All it takes is some minor funposting to revive /alter/. We're basically a sleeping giant just waiting for Skadi's next child sacrifice
>>558358261Absolutely disgusting. I'd rather fuck a feminine man like Astolfo than these freaks.
>>558358493neither of them want to fuck your nasty ass, transphobe
>>558358493>feminine man >bigger cock than you
>there is a seething tranny in this thread right nowGrim
Let's rape illyabro this sluty boy needs correction
>>558358996Yeah!
>>558358996Does that really correct someone? Seems like it would just make them worse
>>558359080Have you tried it, though?
>>558359187Can't say I have. Carry on then
>>558359197Bob core figure and girl
>>558359032BOBINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558359294How many Bobs are out there
It's kinda weird to be a fate fan and also hate gender nonconformity
ywnbaw
>>558359526
No cock?
>>558359659Just making an observation. There's a lot of franchises that don't do any of this shit.
All trans cuties haters have small pp
>>558359526I don't have strong feelings about the concept. I just know which groups to avoid online
>>558360030Based Jannu! This is why I voted for her
>>558360030my big sister is so based
Jannu is at her fucking limit
>>558360172This will make you feel better~
>>558359526I don't hate gender non-conformist but a tranny is not a girl. I do hate the spamming Bobfaggots though.
>>558357898I like being hairy and a man though.
I love feet!
>>558360634
>>558360893Wtf? Is this real?!
Andy is so pretty. I want a threesome with her and Perseus.
>>558361150Lost me in the second half
With which Servants would you like to have a threesome?
>>558361150You can fantasize about anything you want and you picked a MMF three way? Kind of gay
>>558361221Why group sex is much more fun
>>558361315Medusa Saber and Baobhan Sith
>>558361315With these two
>>558361354>Kind of gayYes
>>558361315If only because I don't think a 4 is actually possible
>>558361315
>>558361315My wife Jalter and her gf Salter while I watch.
>>558361315Yuyu and Oei.
>>558361525W-why is he looking at me like that
>>558361584They let you sit on the chair?
>>558361701No, he can only stand.
>>558361584>while I watchAnon... that's not a threesome. That just makes you a cuck
>>558361610Dirty space aliens
>>558361315Chiron and Darius
>>558342950RABU RABU
>>558361701Sometimes yeah.>>558361761Not if they're both girls you faggot.
>>558361894Sis... let me watch...
>>558361894>not Chiron and Red HareNot my sis
>>558361982
>>558361315City twice
>>558362184bob bob
>>558359526>It's kinda weird to be a fate fan and also hate gender nonconformityOh, I see you're schizotrannycopeposting in this thread too.Hurry up and kill yourself. You're a militant sex fetishist incapable of surviving in the world. Your family won't even buy a tombstone to print your real name on when you die, since it's easier on them to cremate you and "accidentally" leave the urn in a storage locker at the local pool. Rest in peace at the local landfill!
>>558361982>Not if they're both girlsThat's not how it works
*bites your balls*
>>558361889They're from Earth, they're simply connected to extra-dimensional entities.
>>558362309wtf I need those
>>558362309*takes a shit on her pancakes*
>I assure you, プレヤーさん, the ahegao is a necessary part of this story's main villain introductionWhat a hack
Amazing thread bros
>>558362530
>>558362682Silence
oni = ogre
>>558361315Astolfo and Takeru
oni = tasty
>>558362582Kali's default depiction is with her tongue out, so they were faithful to the original mythology.
>>558362297>watching too hot girls fuck each other is gayExcept it isn't you faggot.
>>558362128Chiron does nothing for me and Red Hare would be hotter without the torso and I am actually so serious.
>>558363082>sits on a chair watching his waifu have sex with someone else>"I'm not a cuck!"lmao
>>558363149>Red Hare would be hotter without the torsoI love you...
>>558363082>watching too hot girls fuck each other is gay>tooNo one called that gay, you fucking retard. I just told you that sitting in a chair watching them fuck makes you a cuck
>>558362839achtually oni are ogre magi
>>558363235Look at mister insecurity over here projecting his insecurities.>>558363395Still isn't gay. Also not an argument.
Perseus seems like he was a pretty cool guy, I'm kind of shocked they haven't added him yet.
>>558363535What type of chair do you use as a cuck chair?
>>558362246Close, I'm a regular old cis guy. Good job on the schizo rant though.
>>558363529SHUT UP, DORK
>>558363535nothing wrong with the chair if you enjoy it
>jalterschizo has the reading comprehension of a fucking orangutanSad
>>558363535If you can quote where literally anybody called it gay I will paypal you $500.
>>558363942Leave orangutans alone. They're cool.
Leave jalterschizo alone! Leave them alone!
i was waiting few years for this episodei can die in piss now
>>558364205Fair. I apologize to all orangutans for comparing them to a lowly life form also known as the jalterschizo
We desperately need more feet content in game…
We desperately need more content in game...
>>558364436FUJIMI
>>558364604I want to impregnate our bro and lick his armpits while i fondle his tiddies
>>558364436they skipped some Ume content but that's fine, fuck her
>>558364785
ummm bobchads care to explain?
>>558363648Epic gamer chair.>>558363839The dick likes what the dick likes. They're both sexy beaufitul evil white haired girls that hate fuck each other. And the smaller one bullies the bigger one. You would literally, and I mean literally have to be gay to not enjoy that.
>>558365015I can't believe she came back with Darius and we just watched...
>>558365015
Haha what if mom drank the funny nun potion?
>>558365067Agreed
>>558365272What exactly is a funny nun potion?
Every single female servant, and a few male ones, should have a bunny suit, catgirl outfit, and school uniform
Koyanskaya has an attractive ass desu
>>558365696thank you
>>558365693
>>558365753What the...
>>558365328Damn that's a good one.>>558365597Yes but we can't have nice things in this game. You should know that by now.
Oh you don't like my favorite servant? That's fine.
>>558365945
>>558365896
>>558365995
Ah!
>>558366453
>>558366625Skadi! That is not an ice cream!
>>558366148
My name is Gudao, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two additions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... fullMasterand change my entire house into a dungeon...Dungeon Master now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why
>>558366943
>>558366807
>>558367151Giant Chocolate Cernunnos? Amazenunnos!
For those of you with Gogh, do you ever use her as a support for non-Foreigners?
I swear to god if the end of Ordeal Call 1 isn't master rushing to go hug our Kama, then I will burn down Lasagna
>>558367476Do it anyway
>>558366994This but Bob.
https://x.com/Ten_Ketsu/status/2026018669382320380?s=20
>>558367476idk i skipped
My name is Eric, I have a Bloody axe, I'm Eric Bloodaxe. I'm summoned to master to beat the shit out of his enemies. I was gonna be a king of the USA back then y'know, sailing and conquering. After a hundred and two sails and small waves I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Fate world. The master requests contain a lot of things, so I just decided to go y'know... fullBloodaxe change my entire house into a small room...Servant now with a one room apartment in my Chaldea and It's going really well. Bloodaxing is 300 qp and usually the master is pretty much hard on poop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long and bloody axe that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a leather shield up to my wrist and just lube it up with blood and it's a long process y'know to get your whole axe up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your axe but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda Viking chief because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... one to ten years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why
>>558367410Yes. Using my Gogh. That thing I still do.
>>558368190Cute melu
>>558368051>>558368051>in places that even though it's physical with your axe>and it's been harsh>really exhaustingShould have changed exhausting, physical and harsh to bloody.
>>558370172Bob...
If Merlin gave your waifu a futa cock, would you suck it?
>>558370354Ye
>>558370354Yes. I would do more than that for her
>>558370354I'd watch her doing her gf.
>>558370354My favorite porn videos always make cock sucking look so fun so yes
>>558370354How is that a question! Of course!
Aesc seggs
>>558371105
It's nice to see that anons would suck their wife's futa cock. If that's not true love, then I don't know what is.
Grand saber Yasuke
If you said yes to the cock thing you're gay now btw
>>558371754Sucking a girl's cock isn't gay.
Take back your Komachi schizo please, he's shitting our thread
Peak performance
>>558371351I think it's because most of them actually like sucking cock, not because it's their waifu
>>558372048Damn that's terrible. How unfortunate. What a shame.
>>558372048I'm sorry, bro, but we bullied him out of here, and we're not taking him in
Just finished reading Ordeal Call 1, my thoughts:>majority of the story was rather uninteresting>final bossfight was way too easy for someone who was introduced with Cernunos theme>still don't understand what makes a servant become an alter ego>still don't understand the difference between an alter and an alter ego>master forgot everything so the story felt pointless>master didn't give Kama headpats or hug her (biggest crime)Overall I'd give it a maybe 5.5/10
>>558372397It really makes you hyped for OC 2, doesn't it?
>>558372397>Kamafag couldn't follow along with a basic storyChecks out.
>>558372048Just post bully him like we did.
>>558372048Only if you take the Bobfaggot and Jaltercuck.
>>558372397>still don't understand the difference between an alter and an alter egoThis isn't only covered in that chapter, but you really shouldn't have this problem by now
feet
bob
>>558372596He'd come back here and pretend nothing happened, he's better with oniichan
beeb
>>558372851Don't kid yourself. He'll do that anyway. There's just a cooldown and him cycling through the different generals to get there
fot
>>558370627Jalterfag...
>>558373142I would suck her futa cock
plz post feet, just came back from working out
>>558373181
>>558373308
>>558373308loser
>just learned that Caren is going to have a role in oc4Nice
>>558374141She is the only Ruler that matters after all.
>>558374141
>>558374267haha i can see your panties
>>558372162Medusa would have a nice futa cock
>>558374507shes polish
>>558374507All three sisters oughta have onehttps://nhentai.net/g/309264/16/
>nhentai
>n
>>558375084>>558375125It has less stuff but the UI and UX is better so suck it
>>558374017fuuuuuuuck
Shhh, Jack is sleeping
>>558375327
>ghost liner
>marble phantasm
>>558375472CUMMER DON'T BLOW THATYOU BEED TO BE QUIET
whats jalter aghanims scepter upgrade
>>558375806Choke on it.
>>558353423wait what do you mean Takeru is not a shota?
>>558376123give me your panties milly
Goghie belly I'll lick and cum inside
>new evangelion anime announcedthoughts?
i dont think
>>558376452Finally, someone making some sense
rebuild isnt canon
>>558376463this shit should have ended with EoE
>>558342950is shuten a virgin?
I can't believe nobody told her everything was already bleached
>>558377126is she into bleaching?
>>558376683I couldn't replace them with original if I wanted, since my memory of rebuild is super disjointed between the different releases and long periods between them. I don't think I even watched the last one
>>558376861Not after she met me.
>>558377185*smack*
>>558377126That sounds like it has more to do with the black barrel than cutting off lostbelts
>>558377669that's not me
>>558377669I still don't know if this cat sniffer or Locusta is going to be my grand assassin
>>558376073What
>teen mom has daddy problems My estimation of Ushi Gozen as a servant just fuckin' plummeted
>>558377312Ain't nothing wrong with a little race mixing.
Would you be willing to write a book if it gave you anime powers?
>>558377669Ugly and forgotten
>>558378074I don't see the downside
>>558378074I guess but if I wrote something it would be super cringe...
>>558373862Source?
>>558377796Her
Servants to do cocaine with?Besides Holmes ofc
>>558378583Favoring shroom girl, but I figure there's a future event to possibly change my mind
I enjoyed this event more because in my mind I replaced the chocolate with shit
>>558379059jalterbro btw forgot to mention that
>>558378681Holmes is a bad pick because he'd hog it all. Jack is a good pick because her tolerance would be lower and you can have coked up loli sex to boot.
>>558377917Her entire character is daddy problems bro.
>>558378681GeronimoKing HassanGogh
>>558379059There's disappointingly little Fate + horse + scat content
>>558378681Tez
>>558379186No way he would be a bro.>>558379164Lies I would never. This however >>558378681 is my post
>>558378681Kekeke YEAH
>>558379650
We still have another week to read Valentines stuff right?
Miyamoto iori's Valentines scene was so gay it gave me AIDs
I want the summer gauntlet of rolling to come and pass already. I'm anxious thinking about if I'll make it or not.
>>558380305Who are the upcoming Summer Servants for this year?
>>558380378BB and the rest
Is this the only summer where every 4* is better than the 5*s?
>>558380734Good lord I want to breed her so badly.
>>558380378Xu Fu and some filler.
>>558380378CIEL, BB, Eresh.
>>558380901Accurate
So the only Summer Servant that matters this year is City? Nice.
>>558380734No, considering who we get among the 5*s.
>>558380734Summer 1
NEED CielREALLY WANT BB DubaiWOULD LIKE Speresh
you guys are not gonna be able to guess how many sq this took haha
>>558379059saltima?
I dont really hate any servants. Maybe fergus. But aside from that, not much else. Actually I think I hate all of the celts.
I need chocolate milk
>>558381209Pic unrel
>>558381986
>>558381837Genocidal Englishman hands wrote this.
>>55838164730?
I'm gonna roll. Which banner?
>>558382607Do NOT roll right now. Everybody is Indian!
>>558382649Oh shit, you're right
>>558382607Vritra. She's /alter/core
>>558382860Thank you
>>558382860no fuck jeets
>Gilles interlude unlocked with the current event>Takes literally five minutes in total for three stagesAlways fun doing Year 1 content.
>>558382607Bhima is a great hero and Duryodhana is even better.
>>558383640heroes don't exist. No more heroes
Sup, friends
>>558383694There's no where to go/for your gentle-minded ego.
>>558384010
Sissy queens they told me I could watch fate strange fake without any prior fate knowledge and I'd understand what was going on....but...what the fuck is going on... I mean I'm enjoying it but I feel like I'm missing tonnes of references
>>558384371Yes they rush a lot of little things that are present in the LN.
>>558382967Her thing is causing droughts and killing shit tons of them. I think that gives her a pass
>>558383694So, you're telling me this is not a story of heroes?!
>>558384143Good taste.
>>558384761what's her name again?>>558384787It's a story about humanity and how they'll struggle to the very end in the hope of being happy
>>558384787Rin's feet
Who
>>558384934Ever since I first saw her when I was younger I just knew her feet smell
My heckin humanity! Witness our heckin history! Our heckin beautiful journey! Our bright optimism and heckin morality! Mash is the most righteous and bestest most politest girl ever! We love lions and horses!
>>558384371It's very fast, with a lot of smaller/character focused scenes cut out, and with a focus on action or dramatic moments. The references are incidental but they're also pretty much constant. Individually neither of these are bad, but they do make it hard to follow without context on things.I'd honestly put it alongside Case Files as something you actively shouldn't start with, and should save for later, not because it's unenjoyable without other stuff, but because the sheer amount of references means you would appreciate it more. That and it just isn't slow enough to be as compelling as a story to someone without greater context. I'm usually the kind to say to start with the original VN but that starting where you want simply because you want to is fine to a degree. I have no issues with people starting with Grand Order, Apocrypha, Extra, Samurai Remnant etc. as all of those tell a relatively self-contained story and references in them are common but not required knowledge. You can appreciate Mordred without knowing who Saber is. You can enjoy Grand Order without knowing the original VN etc.Meanwhile Strange Fake spent half an episode on a Dead Apostle and a member of the church fighting while talking about the Burial Agency without actually giving any context to what that is, I can only imagine people could easily get lost when it does that AND has the pacing the anime has.
>>558385249This, but without the lisping fag dialect of your people
>>558385249no it's not like that. To me everyone is kind of flawed, even Mash because she's too much of a good girl. No, what I like are characters that are based and redpilled like me.
>>558385391Like who?
>>558382110fuck you
>>558385497Lev
>>558385718Based.
Damn, Mash's armpits are very arousing
why is she covered?
>>558385979I would do sexual thing to basically every part of that eggplant's body.
>>558386238Because anime people with ponchos are cool
>>558385270Arc cute Ciel cute
For me it's my wife Jalter, Oberon, Medb, Salter, Vritra, Kagetora, Jannu, Tamamo, Astolfo, Barghest, Kama, Mary Anning, Shuten, Ibaraki, Dantes, Merlina, Salieri, Hessien Lobo, Caenis, City, Lilith, Liz, Ushiwakamaru, Cummer, Musashi, Takeru, Melusine, Okuni, Sei, Anastasia, Salome, Draco, Bob, Aoko, Kuro, Hans, Draco, Mordred, Circe, Gawain, Blackbeard, BB.
>>558386856
>>558386238She's cold.
>>558386918Thank you. Also Evil Cat, Cnoc na Riahb, Erice, Voyager, DinoMom, Titty Alter, Gogh, Gorgon Medusa, Space Ishtar, Okada, Shinpachi, Enkidu, Altera. There's probably more.
Why is he just naming random servants?
>>558387972he's not bothering anyone. Leave him alone
>>558387972Her favorites
>>558387972Favorites of course.>>558388424I am a man you bastard.
>>558388363I didn't say he's bothering anyone. I just asked why
>>558388467Then act like one.
>>558388623Meet me behind the ramen shop and I will.
>>558388732*SMACK*
>>558388858Don't hit him on the head he's already retarded.
>>558388930I always assumed that was a slap on the ass
>>558388481It's just.. he's a special kid...
>>558389316As a white male I regret to inform you I do not have an ass.>>558389345I'm probably older than you.
>>558358996What is wrong with you?
Threads dead. Post your dicks and I will rate them
>>558389895Kys
>amazing quality
I love slop. Eating shit is my favorite
>>558390201I thought you were talking about someone's dick rating at first.
>>558390487kinda small 4/10
does enkidu have a boy cloaca or a girl cloaca?
>>558390910Yes.
>>558390910He's made of mud.
/alter/ you dropped something. Your smile!
>>558391703Oh shit, thanks for finding it bro!
>>558391703Maybe one day I'll find it again
Hollywood whorePassed out on the floorI'm sorry but the party's over
post cunny
>>558393170Open the doorGet on the floorEverybody walk the dinosaur
>>558393405https://litter.catbox.moe/io5gjbl5bd0uxfoa.png
These Eva ones are actually legit terrible. I'm sorry AI bro.
>>558393668that's okay, have a rustle Miyuhttps://litter.catbox.moe/i55z7guxrg4f2nsh.png
Oppressively dull.
can we just ban bad AI now?
>>558395737Should have done it from the start
Hey now. You're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey now, you're a rockstarGet your raikou, get laid
Finnis Fungusu!
sex with sexy children
I'm about to kiss you, /alter/
>>558397938Teehee
meow
>>558398271DON'T YOU DARE
>>558398837knots
>>558398837?
>>558399018Wow cool Liz!
sex with white servants
>>558399673the length of the hair really relays her age. sorry, but hags are not for me
>>558399780Abby has long hair
>>558399780Baby Caren has long hair.
>>558400278>>558400615both have taken miles of dick
I'm just here for the porn. What is the single greatest fate doujin?
>>558400907Any of the m-da s tarou ones or y-da ones
>>558401370>Y-daYdLmao
>>558400907Koori Ame doujin series about bob.
>>558400907https://e-hentai.org/g/3063045/99cd5f185f/
>>558401567>e
>>558399178What are you? Black?
>>558401601Not to mention kind of a boring choice. At least pick a dumb meme one like a dorse one or something
>>558400690But not thousands of hours of dicks
>>558401691yeah
I have a thing for Erice. I think she's really cute and sexy. Especially with that attitude of hers.
>>558401776Which white Servants?
>>558402042I too would impregnate Erice.
>>558402042She a'ight
How crazy do you like your women?
>>558402042God, I wish I could swap into your cock.
>>558402042Isn't she 14?
>>558402457If there's grass on the field, we ball
>>558402457Out of 100 divided by 10
>>558402457!!!
>>558402605She's 1.4 out of 10?
>>558402809Yeah.
>>558402457Is that a problem?
>>558402457>Same age as CarenWhat a coincidence!
>>558402960but caren is a slut
>>558402956I'd think any Assassin worth his salt would have odorless feet.
>>558402956Can one really identify the smell of their own face?
>>558403153
>>558402956Yeah
Why is the top FGO doujin on nhentai some random-ass Bob one?I know, >n
>>558403727It probably has a boatload of tags
>>558403727link it. I don't browse the site without child porn
>>558403727>baiting
i'm schizophrenic and I love jalter
>>558404206I love mama Ishtar
Did you know that Mash is a russian name, short form of Masha
>>558405030These are so good
>>558405030queens whipping boy here
>>558405476
>>558405030YOU ROCK MEDB!
>>558405030Where does Skadi rank on this?
>>558405476Kama has answered the call.
>>558405030guy who jacks off to only the very middle of these images
>>558405476Mama
>>558406414Kama...
https://exhentai.org/g/3805166/5b6675ae40/
I wish... to... end... THIS WORLD!!!!!
>>558407464no balls
>>558407917zako
>check other gacha generals >even second rate gachas like arknights and granblue and girls frontline have wildy more active threads than us
>>558409025No complaining. Mods get him out
>>558409025They lack our autistic dramafags and complainers
>>558409232Hahahaha
>>558409025If you actually read those threads you'll quickly learn and active thread is not always a good thing.
>>558409131>Kills Uther
>>558409537Have you seen our thread quality lately
>>558343130>>558343923>>558361584>>558373123>>558376073>>558379164>>558386856>>558404206
Just a few weeks to go.
>>558409894Mama Maria
>>558409025Is this not what you want? Most of the drama fags from here moved to discord and elsewhere.
>>558409887
>>558409870Yes, and those active gacha threads are somehow worse.
>>558409870This general used to be way worse.
But I can't swim...
>>558412506You can use baby pools where you can't drown
>>558412506aaaay this nigga can't swim
>>558412657I guarantee I still wouldn't be able to swim.>>558413137Good thing I live on land and not water.
Hairy anus acquired.
>>558413824aayyy this nigga never going to the pool or the sea or be in boats
>>558414094Yes. I do go to beaches though, but not into the water.
>>558414183>but not into the water.oh no no no no
>>558413849
>>558414210Are you okay bro? Are you having a melty because I can't swim for some reason?
>>558413824Usually by saying lets go swim people mean just lets get half naked and hang out in water
Hi /alter/ love uI just remembered you guys>>558409025I haven't played FGO in like over a year because the new servants are all lame and kind of retarded and look AI generated, maybe that's why. Or people knowing the game will end
Is there a reason why Papermoon has so many currys and purple haired people?
>tranny tranny tranny>cuck cuck cuck>bob bob bob>jalter jalter jalter>AI slop>armpit.jpgI see this general is still a dumpster fire with the same bunch of pathetic rats dancing around it.Please do everyone a favor and die. You will not be missed.
>>558415594>muh AI spooksReminds me of seeing yt shorts from nature docs recently of crazy wildlife and all the comments seething that it's AI when it actually isn't. Also we aren't ending. We're getting a Part3 or whatever it's at anymore.
>>558417091I didn't say it was AI I said they look AI generated, because they are lame
>>558415594>Or people knowing the game will endlmao>>558416924because sakura
>>558417045Jalter would miss me. So no. Be a man and kill me for me yourself.
>>558417045You first, zako
>people always shitpost Kenshin isnt for you>Read her valentines
>>558417128Did I say you said it they were AI generated? Dumb ESL. My comment was implicative of people like you having brainrot and obsessively being focused on (current thing).
>>558417045>tranny tranny tranny>cuck cuck cuckAcktually, if you read the thread, you'd know both these words were put to good use. The first one chased kimchifag off, and the other pissed jalterfag off
>>558417397It would be weird if a servants gets shipped with someone else on the valentines cutscene, don't you think?
>>558417408>Dumb ESL out of nowhereYou said ">muh AI spook", retarded indian, trying to demean my post and imply I'm jumping at ghosts when I implied no such thingFucking dumbass
>>558417502>pissed jalterfag offnot a high bar, he's always seething
Oops. made a typo and wrote "a servants". Please don't call me an ESL now
>>558417397Nigga anyone who believes she isn't (for you) didn't play the event or is an insecure little faggot.>muh TakedaAll she does is bully him. Any deep affection she has is always aimed at (You) because you don't treat her badly for being a alcoholic laughing schizo lunatic combat god of war.
>>558417523I am not a jeet, but you a seamonkey.>>558417660Stupid ESL go back to scamming old boomers for credit info.
>>558417686>source: not found
>>558417781>frothing chimpout at the mere mention of AI in a bad light + instant "hehe... you do not speak english saar!" copeWhatever, retard
>>558417643I am not. Just untethered and merely pretending to be retarded.
>>558417502The Jalterfag admitting that he fantasizes about sitting on a chair and watching Jalter have sex with another Servant was pretty funny.
> pretendingsure buddy, they should give you an oscarsjared leto should learn method acting from you
>>558417909What's their for (You) status?
>>558417825I should go take screencaps of the event's story just to shut you dumb NTR obsessed freaks up. People who claim such things are usually into it themselves.>>558417914It's not gay. We went over this already.
>>558417914It's even better that he thought that counts as a threesome
>>558418132>>558418132>>558418132
>>558418053That was the joke...Counting watching as participation.You would have to be some kind of autistic to not understand the complexity of such a thing.
>>558417513I just went through like ten valentines today where it was about them being shipped with someone else, so noKremhipdCindyEtc etc Everyone married
>>558418172your entire existence is a joke
>>558417045..there's like 3-4 AI pics in the thread
>>558418248I certainly try. Glad you enjoy.
