Migration Era EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch Switch Edition Launch:[YouTube] Dispatch | Nintendo Switch 1 & 2 Launch Trailer (embed)>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2022430636703625582Previous thread: >>557894827(and previous previous thread cus Hopium fucked up:) >>557605326
>>558343358I didn't fuck it up. I literally linked the previous thread in the OP!
>>558343513whatever dude
This dude Golem? Seems like a pretty cool guy if you ask me. Finally, gonna lay down for a bit. See you dudes later.
>>558343358>broken YouTube link>outdated fanart fridayCourtney you IDIOT
>>558343652>>558343513I WAS PLAYING CS OK MY POST 30 REFLEXES CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH AT ONCE
>>558343652>>558343358Highest INT Visikek poster right there, ya'll.
My life for Mandy
>>558343652Say what you will about my INT stat, but at least I cared enough to fix the broken YT link and linked to the most current Fanart Friday.
Okay, from now on let's try to be conservative with images and save them for fujo's late night shifts, okay?
>>558343864Surely we won't fuck it up a third time
>>558344142We've had the same OP for a month. We fucked it up more than thrice.
I would help you bump the previous thread faster bros but I just got back from work and my 10 year old phone doesn't allow me to phonepost, I can only view the page. I felt like squidward in that one meme but instead of watching you have fun I watched you doompost.
>>558344258We weren't doomposting. We were just positively opposite charged.
We've survived another fucking thread... phew. #49 coming up and then the magical #50... We're going to make it.TROOST.At ease.
>>558344258to be fair I was asleep until the last hour of that thread
I'm off to make an Anti-Hero Visi romance playthrough.
I'm off to kill myself
>>558345262do a flip
>>558343637Golem is alright.
>>558345805
>>558345937
>>558344661>#49 coming up and then the magical #50... and what thenwhat happens when #50 hits the bump limit
>>558346434#51
Why is Courtney so low iq
>>558343358>extremely racist>still gosling over visi every timehow to deal with this, /sdn/ ?
>>558347504she went to school in LA
>>558347558It's well known that white men cannot resist the pull of Asian pussy. I'm an IRL leftie, and I feel the exact same way you do Anon, I'm like a moth to a flame for BPD non-white girls
Invisimech <3333
It's so peak
>>558348087
Who would Northernlion pick?
>>558348838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8korEU0NokQprobably blazer
Committing myself to Anti-Hero route.
>>558348251I love it when she talks dirty.
With the way demographics are going right now it’s kind of impossible not to be racist to some shade or degree; sorry not sorry
>>558353835>racist>shade>degreeHehehe.NIce.
>>558353835This is why I find /pol/ hilarious since it’s basically just ignoring the inevitable and it’s about to implode in our faces.
Best Girl, coming through
>>558354208Into the dumpster
>>558354281You say that like it's not where I LIVE bitch.
>>558353835Mecha Man protecting LA by taking dangerous illegals off our streets!
>>558354729That's where she belongs with her trash stats and abilities.
>>558353835Mandy...
>>558354729Robert looks so cute when he’s smaller than the girl.
It's been a while since I've got the chance to post this pic, so you know what that means, /SDN/.Goodnight. Love you all.
>>558356136good night BBfrend
Tfw no sexually aggressive pyromaniac Afghan bf
>>558354208kek I can tell this is the same image I posted in the other thread because of how tiny it isanyway, right on malevola bro
>>558358409COURTNEY NO
>>558358409Inshallah
Does Flambae go for younger guys or older guys
>>558358409I feel like this would totally be in character for Flambae as well
>>558358159What can I say? It's a lovely picture.Stay awesome \m/
>>558359815He only go for the tightest of twinks
>>558359815>>558360937Do Brits make for good twinks? That’s really all he mentions, at least for men he makes out with.
>>558357432Just not fair.
>>558365075Courtney and Chad probably get along just fine.
>fujo?artist shipping flambae with the entire castpretty based desu
>>558366774A gay artist, I believe. And according to him it's not supposed to be ship art. Saying he thinks all homies should kiss.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76446361/chapters/210206516newest Broken Mirror is quite good
Sorry for not posting more the Tourette’s syndrome shit on /tv/ is just too funny to ignore
>>558374545Here I thought the baddie herself cured you.
>>558374545qrd?
>>558375676*sigh*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS15WRcpQqk
>>558375952kek
I just love them so FUCKING much
Was it rape?
>>558347558>>558347919https://youtu.be/S1WN5wGl7K8?si=I6AO2UTk7xG0zsnT
>when you're around, it's already alright>already alright, like a radio>i'm tuning into youjesus fucking christ i have a liter and a half of vodka and four beers in me and i have to get up for work in 4 hours, keep up /sdn/ i love you faggots, i love you fujoanon for keeping the thread alive. post flambae, post courtney, post mandy, i love u guys, fuck jesus god christ almighty let me survive
>>558385197Sorry to hear that. I really implore you to NOT keep at it the way you are. I know you can't quit cold turkey and it's hard taking the next step. Really wish the best for you each and every day.
>>558385762Seconded. Getting booze under control is a bitch but it's better than the alternative.
Why we got so many racists at /SDN/?
>>558391971Beats me considering how diverse this games cast is. Then again look at what site we're on. Shouldn't be so shocking.
Pathetic >>>/v/733334545
>>558391971
>5 days ago Pathetic
>>558393151SDN is all about diversity tho. It’s part of the Three Ds
>>558393506>"where is that dumb smelly jeet Galen from anyway? He's only been working here the longest out of any of our dispatchers">"Florida? Careful, gotta make sure he isn't one of those methheads you always hear about haha"Why did they make Mandy say this
>>558393824Mandy would NEVER say that!
>>558393106This nigga really sits on /v/ everyday thinking to himself “we don’t like dispatchers round these parts”
>>558393106Courtney would like video games tho
>>558374545>>558375952So apparently the left (blacks mostly) are now trying to cancel him? Isn’t it a literal neurological condition? He can’t help it? I’m so confused.
>>558397343What astound me more is how the BAFTAs allowed his slur to get caught on mic. While they censored this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_ILIPe7JM
>>558397343Lol yeah it’s fucking hilarious
>>558398036>The word nigga is not a tourist syndrome condition
>>558375952How would Blonde Blazer react to this?
>>558398646>tfw Courtney sneaks into the awards ceremony pretending she has tourettes so she can tell Chase how she really feels about him
>>558399308What’s her favorite slur?
>>558401338whatever gets blazer to squirm the most
Would flambae be the type to cuddle during a freezing blizzard power outage
>>558404405No, because cuddling is gay
>>558404554But that’s the whole point
>>558404405Yes, he absolutely would.
>>558404716
>>558404732A fag like him will kiss just about anyone as long as they look good doing it
>>558404864
ywn fall asleep on flambae’s hot chest
>>558406947thank god for that
>>558406994No one was asking you to sleep on it.
>>558407179thank god for that
>>558406947just
>>558406947Thanks. I prefer Courtney's smoking hot petite tomboy delicious flat chest anyway.
>>558407509In a dream.
Lmao gotta love how there’s one fag who’s responsible for the past 2 days of doomposting. The thread is alive and well. Why are people so eager to jump the “we’re so dead” bandwagon? I swear to god some of you self proclaimed ghoslings are responsible for this. Rant aside, where’s the new broken things chapter? It about time….
>>558407509Anyone got decent art of semi naked visi? All the ones I’ve come across exaggerate her proportions.
This is hot….
>>558408645goddamn dumpy
>>558407495HNNNNG
>>558407509Relax Robert
>>558407976>wolf-cut flat chested petite tomboy runner's build visiOn-model animation accurate visi porn is so hard to find because artists are insecure fat whales or sexless virgins who have no experience with actual real women with different body types.
Robert is the kind of guy to marry Courtney, have 12 children with her, then respond like this when she yearns at him
>>558409637>long-haired visisometimes I regret the fact that everything in this game is prerendered because it would have been great to mod in custom models
>>558409114I really wonder, which guy at SDN has the best posterior?
>>558410512sometimes I appreciate the fact that everything in this game is prerendered because it would've been fucking dogshit if sexless virgins/disgusting obesity-glorifiers were able to mod in custom off-model looking whores with disgusting fake balloon tits, and whale sized asses & thighs.
If I got the opportunity to trade one of my nuts for visi’s model to be included in the game files instead of flambae’s, I’d be hitler right now.
>>558413561That statement makes no sense. I get the point overall you'd rather have her than him.
>>558413561Dead?
>>558413561see pic related >>558409992
>>558404716>>558404864>>558404996>all according to keikaku Bobert
>>558407853look that's just how /sdn/ works, we're dead one day and we're back the next for at least two months now.
>>558407976still exaggerated but not that bad I think
>>558393106>crossposting a thread from 5 days ago, long gone from the archive, implying someone from here posted itwhat did he mean by this?
>>558417156It's quite funny how he doesn't bring up a thread that reached the bump limit.
What would Courtney think of Robert if he UWU?
>>558413885>>558413938>>558414789For those who didn’t get it, hitler was born with a single testicle instead of 2. Yes I’m serious. >>558416913Holy shit that’s perfect anon. May I have the artist or the sauce if you happen to have it?
>>558412643Alright, what about the ladies?
>>558417827I did not know that. Is that a true fact or was it something said as wartime propaganda? Like Napoleon being short or whatever?
>>558418229Mandy...
>>558418229visi. she's perfect
>>558418229Suppose you needed to take a shit in an emergency, which "suit" would be the most annoying to take off?
>>558418229I will always be loyal to one ass.
>>558412643>>558418229Heres my list from best to worst. Men:>Phenomaman>Flambae>Royd>Punch Up>Chase>Robert>WaterboyWomen:>Prism>Blonde Blazer>Coupe>Malevola>Invisigal
>>558417827>>558418317it's bullshit. he was even examined by a jew doctor. He had no such issues
>>558418535I'd say it would have to go to Coupe. Prism is a close second. Blazer can take off the amulet. Visi and Malevola just have to pull down their pants. For the men Phenomaman and Waterboy would have the toughest time I think. Flambae while skintight I think could slip out easy thanks to his V-neck. Chase has to remove the amulet, so that's easy. And the others just pull down their pants.
>>558418229>Prism
>>558418871You like black girls?
>>558418229Funny how this one gets all the (you)'s. Too scared to even critique a man's butt, baka.
>>558412643>>558418229>male image gets no attention>female one wakes /sdn/ up
>>558419013>>558419067Just messed up. Cowards the lot of you.
>>558419013>>558419067>>558412643Okay, fine, you fags.Here's the list from a straight man's view1. Flambae2. Phenomaman3. Chase4. Sonar5. Waterboy6. Punch Up7. Royd8. Mecha Bitch
>>558419234Very interesting. The top picks make sense though I wonder what has Royd so low on the list?
>>558419004I LOVE emI love em…
>>558419328>he doesn't realize why
>>558419328Royd not real natty. He a juice head.
>>558419397His size? Ethnicity? Flambae is Asian too, technically.
>>558419523>he still doesn't get itlmao no one tell him
>>558419463Bummahs.
>>558419585Another one of lifes mysteries I'll never get the answer to.
>>558419715>look at the pic>look at the placements>connect the dots...
>>558419628this scene felt like a bit of pandering to me. sure, it's not classy, it's pretty disgusting, but is that not just expected bar talk? it's why i didn't glass him. it's like kicking a dog for barking. it's how such people act, and you can't expect much else. Besides, i had no major investment in blazer since i was already with visi
>>558419765Ohh...
>>558419970Took you long enough
>>558419854I think they were just looking for an excuse to put in the [glass him] callback
>>558420064Well I've been up for several hours. The synapsies aren't firing off properly. At least you replied unlike the rest of this gen. For what that's worth.
>>558416537bros...
good night /sdn/>>558422030it's so over...
>>558422084Night, anon.
When we getting the patch that adds this dialogue back in?https://x.com/brizksie/status/2026173744448680173?s=46
>>558424880I'm starting to think that those Blonde Blazer, Phenomaman and Visi EP8 dialogues are Switch exclusive because I didn't get them in my playthrough.
>>558424880they added it back in the latest patch, you need to defend her, it'll show up during ep 8 dispatching
>>558423698whats with the Japanese translation?
>>558426635Jap artist.
>>558427041I thought that this game is practically unknown in Japan O:
How dangerous would Waterboy be if he went incel after Prism refused to go on a date with him a full villain and got Shroud's upgrades? Sonar was able to go toe to toe against Mandy and Robert.
>>558431397Sonar just got fired, I'm not sure that's incel unless you're implying he wants to bang Malevola.
>>558431890I ain't implying anything lol. I used a spoiler for the meme.I just want to know what are the upper limits of Waterboy's powers. No, I'm not a powerscalling faggot. I just think it would be funny if Waterboy could drown LA with a tsunami of his own piss.
>>558433723I mostly used him for vitality, agility, and intelligence since that's what I assumed he would be good at. But most guess, he'd be mid tier? Idk too much about power level shit in this game. I just know Phenomaman, Blazer, and Starblazer are the top tier.
>>558407509>smoking hotNice pun, dad
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>558435325thanks for the info Robert
>>558417557
>>558417557Probably call him a dork than stick her tongue into his mouth.
Smug
Now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree that Visi is just a complete disaster.Mental illness haircut. Nose ring. Massive victim complex. Anger problems. Dishonest. Fickle. Self destructive. Smoker. And many other things.
>>558444160I agree.
Invisigal poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses
>>558427497So there's this thing... called "westaboos" and
>>558431397What is he gonna do, flood a street? Use his water to jet himself into the mech suit? Talk to fish? He'd be wiped even with shroud's enhancements
>>558444160I can fix her. But honestly, whatever the fuck is wrong with her is way hotter...
>>558444816No she didn't Chase.
>>558445952>needs a wolf cut editPLEASE! SOMEBODY. ANYBODY! Why are there no heroes to answer the call?!
>>558446225because giving her longer hair would be blasphemy
>>558446110well are we just gonna sit here until she does?
>>558446353>lying to yourself againThat's not good for your mental health anon...
>>558446452Don't you have a dementia to onset?
I think we need some Blazer X Shroud content
I am so fucking sore from my training session I feel like such a bitch I am such a fucking bitch I can’t even move my legs oh my god
>>558444160And are these things meant to turn Robert away from her?
>>558449654SUCH A BITCH WHOSE NAME IS ROBERT
>>558446225Good enough for you?
>>558447627still not as good as the original. looks like a generic sea egirl now. pinterest slop
>>558449798My name starts with R but it’s not Robert :(
>>558449801>watches the Hex Girls once
>>558449654Don't let flambae see this he's gonna have a field day
>>558449884Okay, Reginald.
>>558449660Real. Less fun than it sounds.
>>558449884Okay Randy
>>558449884ok Retard
>>558449446I think it's time for you to leave. You're no longer welcome here, Elliot.
>>558449884Okay Roger
>>558449801>face/head shape's a little off>nosering is goneWho is this whore and where is wolf cut visi?
>>558449884Ok, Rudolph.
>>558449884Okay, Rajesh.
>>558451395kek, hopefully it’s not that
>>558451943It's either that or Ruslan.
>>558449884Rory?
Robert needs to shave his face a bit better
>captcha is bugged on mobilegoddammit HIRO
>>558452857You need to shave your mom a bit better
>>558452857Mandy likes a bit of stubble
Robert is starting to grow chest and belly hair but he clearly doesn’t care enough to shave that off
>>558455126I think you need to be more careful with what you say about Robert
>>558455126you don't shave off chest and belly hair unless you're going for the twink look
>>558417827>May I have the artist or the sauce if you happen to have it?rogue_phoenix. there's also an nsfw version.
>>558455426
Robert leaving Flambae’s apartment with a sore ass
>>558456313
>>558385762>Really wish the best for you each and every day.Thank you anon. Well it was rough, time to rest and hope it won't happen again today, good afternoon /SDN/.
>>558456313No it would be the other way around, you big stupid!
>>558457187Well of course.
https://litter.catbox.moe/2091sf4jdhkhleqp.mp4
>>558456313>not identifying Flambae as the most insufferable power bottom on the planet.Get a load of this fujo.
>>558462339There are some that see Flambae as a strict top. I know, beats me as well.
>>558459203>fujo post>catbox linkBad fujo. Not falling for it ever again.
>>558463274It's literally the mp4 but with the audio included.
>>558463371Not falling for it.
>>558463927OK but you're missing out.
>>558466168lol
>>558462747What I find weirdly amusing is how much effort is made to twist Robert’s (and Flambae's to a smaller extent) character to make it work. Fujo Robert in most of this fanart seems to lose every ounce of his snappy, jaded cynical personality that is almost wholly unphased by Flambae (outside of a fear of being set on fire).If you want a wimpy easily bullied twink for your hyper dom Flambae to bully just use Waterboy. Stop mistaking Robert’s stoic 'seen it all' professionalism for a secret uwu sub. A gay Robert with Flambae would probably be an even more dysfunctional, probably abusive hatefuck relationship than Invisimech.
I despise fujos(not you fujoposter, you're just gay) much in the same way I despise fake performative straight male yuri enjoyers
>>558470091you're talking about fujos anon, they're gonna make it fit (heh) to their headcanon no matter how forced it is
>>558470376No worries, I get what you mean.
>>558470540I think what makes it funnier is fujos just have no grasp of how gay relationships work. Despite having Heated Rivalry right there as an example. Where the guys fuck for like 4 years before they even start talking about feelings or 'romance', or actually anything about the other guys personal life.
We’re all a little bit gay inside tbqh
>>558471882You think so?
>>558472228Just a little
>>558471882I've enjoyed the occasional tomgirl + yaoi tag, but I still consider myself straight
>>558472525You are, *drags on cigarette*, not straight, *blows smoke in your face*.
>>558474854If it makes my dick hard, it's straight. I don't want to fuck 99.9% of the men I see IRL, so I think I'm straight
>>558475271and the other 0.1%?
>>558475610They look like girls
>>558470965The naivety of fujos is what makes them cute Real gay men into hockey want rugged hairy sweaty bearded men (unironically like flambae)
>>558475875b-but hockey twinks =\
>>558475875>>558475875>Real gay men into hockey want rugged hairy sweaty bearded menIsn't there a couple of that exact description on Heated Rivalry though?
>>558391971Compared to other franchises, Dispatch doesn't push the whole diversity angle as much.
>>558476851>Isn't there a couple of that exact description on Heated Rivalry though?Written by a woman so I doubt that
Are Hopium and Phonium the same person?
>>558480702
>>558479543Ahem.https://youtu.be/yHUVCDqhE4Q?si=mduO8F0iIuIugUZs&t=58
>>558484603Women get wet just by seeing this
>>558484696Well not just women.
https://vimeo.com/1167569235/58e3d2ab40This dude is splicing all the cutscenes without the dialogue choices and presenting it as a full blown show/movie Right now he's only done episode 4 from blazer's route but I wonder if he'll do a visi version
>>558485447According to him he's designing as if it were a show he would want to watch and show to his wife. Plus he said "the beauty of this game is you get to be in charge of the show you wanna watch". So I doubt he'd do a Visi or a single run.
>>558487451Mean.
I want to sniff Robert’s feet
>>558489491I bet they’re really stinky considering he’s constantly stress sweating.
Robert’s perturbed face the first time he speaks to the team will always be funny to me
>>558489491Tone it down there Visi.
Flambae smells like firewood
well the hopes were naive, I am too weak against my addiction. it's pathetic. good night /sdn/.
>>558497609good night alcoholfrend
>>558490289Freaking ayylmao looking-ass motherfudgers.
>>558455734Thanks anon <3
what is this expression supposed to convey
Another night shift tomorrow =\Dinner date early morning tomorrow =\Many midday naps for me =\
>>558505139Why does this sound like Robert wrote this
Flambae’s apartment is spotless. Let that sink in, Robert. You filthy pig.
Stinky dinky
>>558505437Is there proof of this?
Prism’s apartment…
Courtney's third wheeling again...
>>558509394Waterboy, please...
>>558497609Don't give up buddy
Robert in 10 years when Mandy takes the house and the dog in the divorce
>>558513321Robert in 4 years after dating VisiShroud and getting hooked on heroine
>>558513560There's really no good ending, is there
>>558513321Lul
>>558513950There is one...
>>558514838During the day she's gonna work his flat ass out with rigorous exercise, and then at night he's gonna work her ass out with some rigorous snu-snu. She gonna male the man mecha buff again. Win win.
>>558516428
>>558518183>making Robert have a stress-induced breakdown for the lolz
>>558520131he looks like he's missing a few ribs here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3yw5ehCTNA
>>558513950I wouldn't be so sure.
Long hair Coupe
>>558521975Coop you're back in Sonar you're out
>>558522665
>>558521975Looks Native American
>>558524161Why does everyone want to rape Robert?
>>558524161Wait if they're all in the office then who is he dispatching
>>558524296Chase? Oh wait Blazer is still wearing her amulet.
>>558521975>>558522940>>558523664>hot murderous indian coupe>not the stink-ass body odor kind of indian either
>>558524684>>558523664She's black. You know that right?
>>558524729Yeah, but with the long straight black hair she looks native
You like black girls, Anon?
>>558525148Chocolate pussy.
>>558480702What are you retarded or something? No.
>>558507532Well it has to be fireproof at the very least.
>>558526001next you'll be telling me robert is mecha man
>>558525148Bitches call me Waterboy the way I leave them all wet.
Just a little over 10 hours of work and I'll be free again. Have a Phenomamal Wednesday /SDN/
>>558526370Did he just say Phenomamal?
>>558526370don't work too hard anon
/SDN/ is full of white supremacists btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvszws0dLw
>>558527831and that's a good thing
>>558528308Speak for yourself.
>>558528308The point is racism is a meme. I’ve seen how quickly you people fold when put to the test
>>558527831>wolf cut filipinx/latinx visi>native american long-hair coupebreed and subjugate these frauleins with mein ubermensche sperma.
>>558528819At least post the superior posterior edit.
>>558529135M-M-Ms. Alice is so f-fuc-- Prism is such a beautiful b-babe-- lady. She's great.
>>558530001that's not how waterboy talks to her
good night /sdn/
>>558531186g'night
>>558530639>>558527831I love Amazon's Live Action DISPATCH™ from the producer of The Boys, written and directed by Garth Ennis.
>>558480702Yes.
>>558480702No.
>>558532524>Garth EnnisSoulless
>>558532524>Live ActionNo.
>>558535487To think this property was initially going to be live action. I wonder how well that would've been executed? Not too well I'd expect.
>>558535624We would have gotten something akin to live action Tick, I think. Not too great, not terrible...
>>558535780The reboot live action wasn't bad either. Plus it had Detroit Become Human Kara became Human.
>>558535836>Plus it had Detroit Become Human Kara became HumanHmm?
I am not gay
>>558537269Post dubs if you're not gay.
>>558537297Watch this
>>558519541It's called team building!
>>558537297I am straight I think.
>>558537269I have relationships with womenAnd SEX with MEN
>>558535487desu as a Visi fan, I'd pick Blazer before I'd pick Malevola and that's not shitting on Malevola. She's hot too.
>>558539042It’s because she’s AUSTRALIAN, isn’t it?!
>>558535982The actress/VA/Face model for Kara from DBH was on The Tick live action reboot as Arthur's hot sister who was an emergency responder that secretly does back-alley doctoring for supetvillains and criminals because she likes helping everybody. Seriously it was a great reboot that even had Jackie Earl Haley but they fucking cancelled it. Like every other show that I really really like. Even the actor for the new Tick did a decent job taking over for Kronk.
>>558539230no, I just like Blazer better as the number 2 girl of The Dispatch grills.
>>558537842>Is that a sex thing?
Robert dispatching at home in his underwear because he’s too sick to leave the house
>>558537705>>558537981Bunch of homos...
>>558539598Imagine the smell
>>558540148Visi...
>>558540310
>>558539331
Oof
>>558543683
>>558542193Is there a bigger simp for a guy in gaming?
>>558549063Yeah
>>558549360
>>558549063Also voiced by Laura Bailey
>>558551532>has a dickeh
>>558549063
>>558551669She was sadly toned down in the remake.
>>558551706Blame the Japanese audience. They didn’t like Yukari’s bitchiness
>>558551869I keep hearing that as well as it being the opposite and the west not liking it.
>>558551923Could go either way. As we’ve seen with Visi, westerners fucking HATE tsunderes
>>558552542>westerners hate Tsundere's>bg3 shadowheart and lae'zel the top picks to romance.Speak for yourself, Anon.
>>558551381Nom
>>558552823Lae Zel doesnt rape you though
>>558553196I don't think a traditional tsundere would rape. That sounds more like something a yandere would do.
What would Robert do if an eighteen year old Visi hit on him
>>558553409
>>558553632>starts humping his leg>”what did she mean by this”
>>558553409https://youtu.be/elbmiz_cHQg?si=tSBzgMtuvUDDl95z
What would Flambae do if an eighteen year old Bob-Bob hit on him
>>558554185>gets told by Visi about how much she wants to be impregger'd by him in excruciating detail>"Chase, do you think she likes me?"
>>558553409Tbh Visi feels coded younger than she supposedly is canonically. She's supposedly like 28 or something right? Courtney acts more like shes in her early 20s based on her relative (im)maturity level.
>>558554317
>>558554317An 18 year-old Bob-Bob would not hit on a 36 year old Afghan man who looks like Razor Ramon
>>558555039>emotionally vulnerable (homo) teenaged Robert in the fallout of his father's murder would not make questionable sexual decisions with men significantly older than him.Come on now Anon, im not even a fujo and that fanfic pretty easily writes itself.
>>558554317Aren’t gays into age gaps? A lot of older men at my gym have younger twinks at their hips. Granted I live in a particularly gay area. >>558555039My high school buddy sucked off our gym teacher. He was of legal age, but it was a very dumb and risky thing to do. Teacher was only 28. It’s just ten years. Whatever.
>>558555341Your friend got raped.
>Robert from Dispatch>Leon in RE9This is turning out to be gaming’s year of the groomer
>>558554895Flambae wouldn’t turn down prime Bob-Bob buss
What would Mandy do if an eighteen year old Bob-Bob hit on her
>>558353416Still chudding along.
>>558557802You already know the answer to that question.
I don’t know what he means by this
Why are so many redditors so blood thirsty? Apparently most of those fags killed Shroud because he threatened their "Le hecking doggerino"
>>558559184Actually, the stats for that are a little wonky because it’s split between 3 ways. >Spare Shroud>Kill Shroud>Visi kills Shroud
>>558559367I'll check the stats and post them when I get there to confirm it.
>>558559184I still blame it on The Boys and Invincible infecting people with nihilism
visi stop griefing the fucking minecraft server
>>558554451She's 27. But I wouldn't say that she necessarily feels much younger, her apparent immaturity stems from a combination of the tough-girl-act defense mechanism, ADHD and simple hot-headedness. When it comes to serious matters she knows how to approach them with reason, although very skewed due to her 2INT, and lack of understanding of social norms which can be seen as a result of growing up among villains
>>558558904You know exactly what he means, and you can even picture it in your mind, especially if you fell into the fujoanon's trap a few threads ago.
>>558560862there's a minecraft server?
>>558554451>>558561226Reminder that Nick Fuentes is 27. This is just what modern 27 yea olds act like, I’m afraid
>>558561554yeah just don't tell flambae about it
>>558561410https://youtu.be/W5_-ou6H7eg?si=vQHwOyKjrYH-Caz5
>>558555527No it was 100% consensual. The idea that teen boys aren’t horny at eighteen and just after older men/women is kind of retarded. Experience has always been attractive.
Flambae is 36 and still acts like a high-school bully. And, unlike Visi, he's not a woman, so one could actually expect maturity from him.
>>558562059Why was he so desperate to suck off some dude's dick? Does he not have some self-respect? You should be saving your oral virginity until marriage.
>>558563165>You should be saving your oral virginity until marriage
Good morningWhose dick are we sucking now?
>>558563820Mine. Get in line.
You know I'm kind of disappointed there's no special dialogue in episode 2 that triggers if you do really poorly like there is in episode 1 with the training segment. Blazer always tells you that you did a really great job even if you fail every single call.It'd be really funny if there was an easter egg specifically for that like >"Aside from visi punching you in the face, I think your shift went well.">"What? But they literally failed every single call.">"Yes but there was less property damage this shift so technically it's better than average."
>>558564973It’s one of those things where the game can’t compensate for the player being stupid
>>558565256There are different dialogue lines for how well you do in episode 1, it shouldn't be hard to do the same for other dispatch segments. Or they're saving it for the mythical director's cut
>>558562175> Flambae is 36 and still acts like a high-school bullyWhat, like Tony Soprano?
>>558568910Exactly like Tony And just like Tony we all love Flambae
>>558563165It’s funny. In America it’s considered weird to go straight to full blown sex before oral. While in Europe it’s seen as the opposite; it’s considered dirtier and more degrading. The implication is that Americans are dirtier than Europeans; which is ironic since in Europe it’s a lot more common to lose your virginity a lot earlier, to older people. This is why Americans accuse Europeans of being pedophiles. This is why Europeans accuse Americans of being degenerates.
>>558569972Someone at my work place accused my friend of being a groomer for dating a 19 year old. He’s 27. I hate being surrounded by retarded people.
>>558569972Remember all the white women that tried cancelling that older gay guy for dating a twenty five year old twink?
>>558573075No? Wait maybe. Lately I’ve been having information overload. I simultaneously hate and love the modern day world.
WaterBlazer
Wetfartboy
The rule is: half your age plus seven
Do you think if Malevola ever gets annoyed with someone she just portals them to the middle of the ocean to leave them to drown?
>>558578278Nah. She sends them somewhere far more embarrassing.
>>558579892furry convention?
>>558538537I got news for ya. That meas you are gay.
It's over.
>>558583387At least until I'm off work
>>558583676Posting 50 fujoarts won't change anything. It's over.
>>558583387It's not over.
>>558584238I will post Mandy instead then
>>558584845
>>558585365Not that one
>>558561226Yeah I've known and dated Visi-types. It's like a weird peter pan effect.
too tired to drinktoo sober to sleep
>>558589465Hang in there buddy.
>>558561410That really stuck with you, huh?
watching master chef with mandy
Could Robert do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?
I miss dispatch wednesdays
>>558604092Did anybody make a thread on v?
>>558599010fugg
>every breath you take>and every move you make>every bond you break, every step you take>I'll be watching youWell, I lost to myself again. Good night /SDN/, I love you faggots.>>558589913about 10 years ago I would've made an edgy joke about hanging myself instead, but that's too low for me nowadays. But thanks for the support anon.
>>558606095good night courtneyfrend
Chad heats his hand up before every slap to Bob-Bob’s butt
TIL phenomaman plays a green blue deck and regularly loses to punch up in MTG
>>558470965>>558479543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rAOc_nJwz8
>>558608864hot
>>558608869>plays a green blue deckWhat a fucking hippyYou can really identify a person’s personality by analyzing their deck colors
>>558612289I’m… a hippy?
>>558612289mono blue deck
>>558612289I don't play MTG so I have literally no idea what that means aside from what I read off a chart but I fuck with a blue black deck
>>558613665Nerd.
>>558577553Art like this is the equivalent of those hideous asian cosplay girls caked up in make-up that desperately try to make their noses look sharper and look like they have eyebags while cosplaying western characters.
>>558581565Unironically a better looking mechaman suit than original buckethead+ninja turtle feet mecha man.
>>558602156WaterGOAT is fucking adorable. Character tropes like him will never not make me like them.
>>558606095>Sorry it didn't work out Robert... Who knows... maybe we'll see each other again someday. Maybe?>Courtney please... JUST stay. Stay WITH me! We can still fix this. I'll think of something, I-I... I'll give up the suit! SDN can have it. I'll surrender it if it means you don't have to leave the team. Please...>Goodbye Robert... Thank you... for trying for me.
>>558614917This is very important
>>558610993>female artist gay bullshit againRobert has a flat ass. Get over it you sexless bitches.
>>558618956based and canonpilled
>>558618929He’s not THAT dumb
>>558626192>argh my back
>>558627270This is why you shouldn't have thrown out your mattress, Robert.
>>558627389how the fuck did he manage to sleep on that chair for more than a day, your ass and neck would be so sore in the morningEven the floor would be more comfortable
>>558627848Much like a lot of things. Robert is pretty self destructive when it comes to his quality of life and well being. Though as you said it must be fucking killer to wake up in a plastic lawn chair, craneing your neck on the back of it. Not only that but having to go to a 9-5 desk job, hunched over a desktop.
>>558627848the ideal blowjob station
>>558624301>chokerLol no. Bob-Bob would probably choke you to death with it before even thinking of putting it on.
>>558628350And people give Visi shit for being self destructive
>>558627848>your assNo wonder Robert's got no ass. He keeps atrophying his glutes by sitting around in uncomforable chairs all the time.
>>558628887I wish
>>558626192Oh wow... my shoulders are just like that... how the fuck do you grow shoulders?! Every other muscle in me has gotten bigger since working out but those just fucking refuse to blow up. I have permanent Mecha Man twink buff and it kinda sucks desu. I also have no ass... :(
>>558628935There's the "good" self-destructive (the stupid shit that I do only fucks me up) and the "bad" self-destructive (the stupid shit that I do fucks me up as well as people around me). Robert is the former and Courtney is the latter
>>558628636Perfect for a certain someone.
>>558629093>"You been a bad girl lately, huh Visi? Went against my direct order again... Guess I'm still not done correcting your... bad behavior."
>>558629119>Every other muscle in me has gotten bigger since working out but those just fucking refuse to blow up.I'm no athlete nor have I ever lifted but surely there must be exercises that focus on your shoulders and traps? >I also have no ass... :(Come on! At least give yourself more on leg day. Hit those squats!
>>558629198>Pork Blazer is a dirty little slampigKinda hot ngl.
>>558629198>>558629625If the rest of the cast were Muppets. Who would they be?
>>558629735>Chase
>>558629541I'm too depressed and tired to exercise for too long. Not enough energy/stamina which is normal for people actually severely depressed. Plus I'm almost always drunk and tired from work too. I do do a bit of squats but not enough to stay standing after ao I just give up when I get sleepy and plop down on the mat to pass out. I've do the the mecha man regimen which is exercise to keep the ptsd at bay.
>>558629483And then Vis woke up. Because Robert doesn’t have it in him to treat her like that, even if she asks it.
>>558629806I just realized oscar the grouch isn't even a muppet but still kind of fitting because that was the first thought that was in my mind
>>558629735Sonar gives off Gonzo vibes
>>558629901Sorry to hear that. At the very least it's good you're at least getting in some exercise. It's better than nothing.
>>558630105>Half-Muppet>Half-Alien>All FreakIt checks out.
>>558629991I mean Sesame Street was still made by Jim Henson. I think it counts. Hell, I still consider Yoda a Muppet by technicality.>>558630193But Sonar is a hybrid where as Phenomaman is an actual alien? Eh, fair enough.
>>558630160>it's good you're at least getting in some exercise. It's better than nothing.Funny... That's word for word verbatim what my therapist told me when I first told them I started working out too. you're bot Dr. Sheridan are you?...
>>558630313But Gonzo’s schnoz is perfect for huffing mountains of coke
>>558630497That's good to hear you're seeing a therapist and no I'm not a bot or them. It's sound advice, you're doing something to better your life. While it may not be perfect, nothing is. It's always a work in progress.
>>558630524Yeah, which is why I said fair enough in my rambling. Still that has me wonder who'd best fit Phenomaman. Grover? More specifically Super Grover?
>Disptach became a breakout success because it brought back the times when the superhero genre was about optimism and actually being a hero>Its fanbase is comprised of depressed alcoholics
>>558631000I guess it makes sense. Having something that's earnest and optmistic for those that need it the most. Maybe it's the "hopium" that exuded from it? Better than the typical cynical and nihilistic deconstruction a millionth time.
>>558630313Oh yeah. I completely forgot Phenomamal is like... not human. oops.
>>558630763*not sorry typo not bot. I may or may not be drunk again. Glad you weren't my therapist after all. That would've been weird.
>>558631487Hehe
>>558633184>remembers ass-executioner picPlease smother me in that thicc ass Ms. Alice.
The final scene would've worked better if Shroud held Mandy as a hostage instead of a le hecking chonker pupper.
>>558635732>Neo Nazis when black women exist
>>558635879Didn't we hear somewhere that was orignally planned or am I making things up?
>>558635879Shroud would not be spared if this was the case
It would also make way more sense as to why everyone was so concerned and hesitated to act, especially with Phenomaman who could've just, I dunno, flown up at hyper speed and knocked out Shroud and caught Beef before he hit the ground. I mean, what's fucking Armstrong was supposed to do? Give him a wedgie as he got dragged into stratosphere and chocked to death?. Also works well with Villain Visi, her last good deed before her turn to villainy.
>>558635879>>558636157Imagined they did that and they kept Blazer refusing to kiss Robert after killing Shroud.
>>558636383Peak Kino. Adds drama by making Mandy disappointed in Robert.
>>558618245Never understood the fascination with pits
>>558636832Not my thing either but from what I gather. The appeal comes down to hair, sweat, and musk.
>>558636937Speak for yourself. It's all about that smooth, sweet smelling, strawberry scented female armpitpussy. An armpitussy, if you will.
>>558638231https://youtube.com/shorts/8Ys5RHkVKgY?si=UETijVaohvItiDl0
>>558638359Based and shondopilled
>>558638231>he likes hairless pits on a ladyjust say you're a queer
>>558639721They love hair on it too.
I guarantee you people would be more upset if Shroud killed Beef instead of Mandy or Courtney
https://archiveofourown.org/works/78180296/chapters/204911286This is a good readgood night /sdn/
>>558639558I don’t think Shondo is fond of Blazerhttps://youtu.be/OgIehZPKOMU?si=GpbZPIY6ajT185Yq
>>558640982Gay
All things considered... we're doing pretty good.
>>558640982Robert barely has an ass
>>558642416I guess the artist thought it was a funny take on the meme?
Bobert
>>558643162>Robert, I have shit myself again.
>>558641071>blood curdling screamI like her. She seems mentally sound. Plus the squeaks she makes is kinda adorable ngl. What does she think of Courtney though?
Don't get drunk. It's bad for your liver.
>>558643162>Courtney is whiter than Flambae and PhenomamanWhat's with the artist and drawing Flambae browner than he is? Do they honestly think that just because he's from Afghanistan that he must be an Arab with dark skin?
>>558631000>Disptach became a breakout success because it brought back the times when the superhero genre was about optimism and actually being a heroKek, this isn't the reason at all. It's just another deconstruction, just done much better than Invincible or The Boys, with much less needles edge or exaggerated gore.
>>558644959https://youtu.be/eiYFBkT0AYQ?si=IybPEkf1YePj5Re2
>>558645197Too little too late...
>>558645390It is the opposite of deconstruction, it’s reconstruction.https://youtu.be/fSJ4FI-aozo?si=56piCtGlIRO_RoeY
>>558645770>brat correctionBased.
>>558631000depressed individuals usually don't watch depressing shit from my experience.
>>558645974Reconstructions are based. So tired of gay deconstructions subverting everything.
>>558645218>Do they honestly think that just because he's from Afghanistan that he must be an Arab with dark skin?Pretty much.
https://www.sunglasshut.com/us/oakley/oo9462-888392489302>Flambae's Shades>$203.00 Good grief.
How often do you think Robert changes his underwear
>>558649157He can’t afford more than one pair
>>558649157Seeing how limited his wardrobe is. I’m afraid it’s not as often as I’d like. Which is every day. I think he only changes pairs every other day.
>>558647585I’m doing it. I’m buying.
>>558647585You think that's bad, look up Leon's jacket from RE4
>>558650060Post it when it arrives.
>>558646349you sound like every other NOT depressed individual I've met that talks like they know how depressed people think.
>>558652203I never claimed to know. It was just an observation, if it's wrong, it's wrong.
Don’t die :(
>>558655013I'm trying to, but you're making it hard for me.
>>558655013compared to the previous thread, we seem to be doing fine.
>>558655013>Courtney when Chase has a heart attack
>>558655013>Robert when Beef’s heart gives out
Beef needs one of those dog treadmills
beep
>>558661414Who the fuck beeps in Dispatch?
>>558661820Ask Prism
Is Robert's voice considered baritone?
>>558662414It’s considered sexy
Whaaaaazuuuup, /SDN/?I'm pretty sure that Chad knew Robert was Mecha Bitch for a long time, he was just waiting for him to admit it.Also what the fuck is a toppoki? I just bought them thinking they were instant ramen.
>>558663229He had a hunch, a subconscious one. It’s been nagging at him in the back of his mind. But it never started to surface until mere moments before Robert finally admitted it.
>>558663229EWwwwww holy fucking shit... it tastes like fucking rubber or some shit.
Looks like Mandybros are in for a treathttps://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/s/l6SqMDABYT
>>558663508in other others, the visi subreddit is gonna cry and shit their pants over a literal nothingburger for a whole week
>>558663796Why would they do that?
>>558663508Mandy...
>What’s wrong, Courtney?>Turn on the tv, doesn’t matter which channel…
>>558663996I gotta know what option she picked during the locker room scene. Would she go out on a date with Robert as Mandy or Blazer?
>>558663796No we understand that if they interview Laura she’ll just spew slurs and make buttsex jokes the whole time
>>558664008Ok >Watches in silence>Chews on popcorn loudly
>>558663996
>>558666591
ENOUGH with the Cuckney posts!
>>558666738No. I don't so.
>>558666738>>558666814
>>558666965
>>558666738
>>558663229Chad is very cute here.
>>558666814>>558666965>>558667130>>558667434NOOOOOO!
>>558667578>your first introduction to visi is her sitting in a cuck chairkek how did I not notice this sooner
I want to smell Robert’s hair so bad
>>558668420This is an open channel
I'M WHISKY DRUNK AT 5 PM ON A THURSDAY HELL YEAHI want to die
>>558669089I think you should stop drinking
>>558669474Why should I, when the world's going to shit and there's no meaning to anything?
>>558669589
courtneyfrends need an intervention
>>558645770>the middle finger she gives to the cop is censored in the sfw versionjesus christ
>>558663229I wish Flambae would actually be present at the party. S2 needs a party scene with everyone, both Sonar and Coop and P-Man and Waterboy, I want all of these fuckers to have great time together.
>>558670156I think drunkbros arc is coming to an end soon…
>>558669772I've been depressed and suicidal for more than half of my lifespan, and it's only gotten worse lately. Even my normie friends with wives and kids are feeling it, they're dooming too, so why the hell should I feel anything other than utter despair?
>>558666738Visi's reaction to Robert merely dancing with Blazer is enough to consider this meme rather retarded.
>>558671551Alright, well, what about this?
>>558669089>I want to dieAnd I envy you anon, I have a 12 hour shift at work today and a massive hangover. Can't wait to get home and most likely get drunk again, condemning myself to repeat this torture tomorrow.
It’s kinda funny since Courtney’s not even a drunk. Her vice is smoking.
>>558672380Can't speak for other visiholics, but I smoke like a chimney as well.
How long you think before the schizo crossposts the archived /v/ thread?
>>558672765few hours at most
A second writer has hit the InvisiMech ship
>>558675309I thought it was something new at first. Anon you are like 10 days late.
Visi walks toward Robert with this look on her face
>>558559367>>558559545Yup, you were right.>>558345152It's done.
And now, back to the usual.
>>558680207How did you not get tactician?
>>558663996>>558666591>>558666656
>>558680708I don't pick hacking options and let the team handle it.Also I hit the 20+ points required to get an Anti-Hero slide which overrides the Tactician slide.
>>558680708>>558680896I still don't understand the requirements needed to get the tactician ending
>>558680896Nah, I specifically went for Anti-Hero in my last run and tactician still naturally overwrote Anti-Hero
>>558681361Then it's probably because I didn't do all hacking missions.
>>558681213Basically Hacked By Robert Achievement. You gotta do all the hacking missions.
>>558681675Do QTEs count as well? Because I just turn those off
>>558682043Nah.
>>558678293I want marital sex. Now.
>>558680207For me it's >True Hero Robert>Says he's going to kill Shroud>Spares Shroud in the end>Tells the team they're all phoenixes>No romance, only justice>Invisigal chooses to be a hero>Strongest hero: Invisigal
>>558684043Volcel pilled.
>>558684043For me it's>True Hero Robert>Says he's not going to kill Shroud>Spares Shroud in the end>Tells the team they're all burnt shit, especially Flambae>Romance only Mandy>Invisigal chooses to be a hero>Strongest hero: Waterboy
>>558684043It's interesting how many different interpretations you can headcanon, and the game lets you express. For me my Robert was.>True Hero>Says he's not going to kill Shroud and doesn't do it.>Gives the 'potential' line to the team.>Jaded, cynical misanthrope but has a solid as a rock inner conviction about being a hero, and living up to his legacy as Mecha Man III>Wasn't looking for romance, but Invisgal's BPDemon energy drew him in hook line and sinker.>Invisgal hero end, no question.>I don't remember who my strongest hero was, they were all so stronk by the end that those 'don't exceed this category threshold' mission fail conditions kept fucking with me every time I tried to send even 2 at the same time. It was probably Flambae though or Invisigal.
>>558684043This but with >Tells the team they're all burnt shit>romance Mandy>Strongest hero: Flambae
>>558684926>it's interesting how many different interpretations you can headcanon, and the game lets you expressI have 3 versions of Robert in my head:1. True Hero(My canon playthrough) that truly loved his father and was inspired by him and Chase to do good, to be good. And he did become Mecha Man not out of desire for revenge or anything like that, but because he actually wanted to be a hero and help people just because that's the right thing to do.2. Is a Robert who's doing it out of obligation, he barely knew his father, never actually wanted to be a Superhero but since that's the only thing that connects him to his father he forces himself to don the suit.3. Is just completely lost. He doesn't even know why he is doing it, he's been doing it so long and feels like he did not move a needle that much. Just complete and utter depressive case that was ready to give it up once he dealt with Shroud.
>>558685726What about brutal anti-hero Robert who embraces being Mecha-Man and wants to help but realises that the usual catch the bad guy and smile for the camera doesn't get shit done and instead wants to bury the threats Punisher style
>>558686223I don't like Punisher. I don't like supers that kill. I tolerate them.That asshole Robert playthrough I did was fucking miserable for my psyche, that's why it took so long to complete for me.
>>558686424I like both ends of the spectrum, it just depends on the character. I like Punisher and his ruthlessness, and I also like Superman and his boundless optimism and message of hope and kindness. I just hate when writers think they're clever and edgy and turning heroes like Superman into killers because that isn't who he is or should be. It works with Punisher because he's a hardened military vet and gets broken beyond repair by his family being slaughtered. Both protect the innocent in their own way, and their methods suit the character.
>>558686850I get it and understand what you're saying. I don't hate Punisher.I just hate faggots that say that Batman should kill his villains. And those faggots who keep reposting that retarded panel of Wonder Woman explaining why she has so few rogues in her gallery, despite the fact that it goes against her being the embodiment of empathy who only resorts to killing when there's absolutely no other way.I just prefer my heroes being actual fucking heroes.
Robert should adapt Batman's philosophyIt's ok to beat the shit out of them as long as they live to regret it
>>558687764Man.
>>558687265>I just hate faggots that say that Batman should kill his villainsI agree. The methods should suit the character. A big part of Batman/Bruce's character is his refusal to kill. People argue that it doesn't make logical sense and he should do this or that but it doesn't matter what's logical because his methods make sense for him and add dimensions to the character. If every character was just completely logical all the time there would be no stories.
>>558684043I've always romanced Visi, even when I went on a dinner with Mandy.Favorite route:>Anti-Hero Robert>Says he's going to kill Shroud>Kills Shroud>Tells the team they're burnt shit, especially Flambae>Invisigal is an anti-hero even though I technically did everything to put her on the hero-route, which isn't achievable in-game>Strongest hero: Coupé
Don't let the 2 INT Visikek make the next thread. Someone who's going to make the next thread please delete the switch trailer from OP and at least link the fanart friday to the most recent one.
>>558688667I'll travel to to Kazakhstan and beat you up brother, I swear on my mum It was a mistake, I'm sorry, I was playing CS while daydrunk
>>558690490Understandable.
>>558664008>Smiling Friends is JoeverI don't know how to feel about that.
>>558672301>>558669089I thought that ''visiholics'' were a meme.
Troost.
>>558693930More real than you would think.Just like all Mandybros are racists.
>>558687984>but it doesn't matter what's logical because his methods make sense for himYeah, no. Batman's no kill rule is fucking stupid, and detrimental to his cause.
>>558691830I have never watched it
>>558694417>Just like all Mandybros are racistsAre't they all Indians or something?
>>558695360Saar, those are fake news. Do not troost.
>>558694642Nice picture. Almost everything Visi is detrimental to her. Get it yet?
>>558693930/SDN/ at least three residential alcoholics who are all visifags, and as one of them myself I must admit that it's quite amusing.
>>558695658Visi does*
>>558695743/SDN/ has*
>>558695807>>558695921rare * hivemind
>>558695658Batman isn't 2INT though
>>558687764>Batman's philosophy>posting Keato'ns batman, the same one who blew up one of Pennguinns's goons to pieces with dynamite, and burned the other one to death in ''Batman return's''.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ULSvR6hhyIYeah, no.
>>558696650All of them owe me sex. Especially Brainbook.
>>558697169I hope we will get to pick one member of Team A to join us in season 2.
>>558697557Hot threesome with BB and BB.
>>558697705Make it happen, Niggerman.
>>558697169careful what you wish for parker
>>558697967how is this guy supposed to have high charisma
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>>558701161His name is Sweetalker and Seductosaurus in the Latin localization. He's a living embodiment of "hear me out".
>>558669089Where the hell do you live
>>558702747Oklahoma
>>558701841And don’t forget to use a Flambert image
>>558702747Scandinavia
>>558702883Mandy image*
It's funny how minorities always feel a need to overrepresent themselves
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>>558671445Season 2 Pool Party, let's go!
>>558650060Do a Flambae cosplay while you're at it.
Robert isn't gay, and he feels the pull of BPD pussy, this is unrefutable
>>558708118Mandy isn't bipolar though
>>558708118Visi is BPD?
You guys are not allowed to start a new thread until I come back from the vet
>>558710617Hope your pet is doing ok. But don't be surprised if someone jumps the gun.
>>558710792don't worry it's just a check upBut I'm watching you
>>558710880No promises.
>>558710617What kind of pet do you have anon
Thread is primed and ready, properly this time
Fujos are grinding their teeth in anticipation
“I’m sorry, Robert. Beef has the diabeetus.”.
Post, post, I don't want to stay up too long
Someone else will have to make the general cus I'm drunk as fuck and I'm falling asleep
I'm up to the task.
oh god oh fucki have another 12 hour shift of work in 5 hours. i drink more liters of alcohol than i have hours of sleepgood night /sdn/
>>558716049Go easy on yourself. Get some rest while you can. Good night to you.
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>>558687764>>558687971And here I thought I finally escaped the aslume...
