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>>558374260>ralsei editionralsei edition>ralsei editionralsei edition
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Can I get some complaints please
>>558374559Yeah, why are my nipples itchy? I don't like that!
Susie won big at 17 Steps Minefield Mahjong by eating the tiles
>>558374260Hooman!
>>558374559It's too fucking cold in my house
>>558374559creator of a fandom I’m vaguely in is getting callout posts and cancelled for e-dating a fucking 19 year old
>>558374559I'm ovulating and on ultra horny mode rarrrggghhh I want to goon but I can't this fucking sucks, fuck you
>>558374350i made that rentry for mettaknight like i said i would, added a few of my other theories to rentry too. https://rentry.org/mettatonknight
Labubusei is insincerity personified
FAVE CLONES?
I want my vessel to play as
Please give drawing requests
>>558375301your favourite schizotheory
Deltarune but it's a hack and slash
>>558375301Draw Kris saying the literal first word that comes to your mind when you read this post
>>558374879goat>>558375301a simple ralsei please
>>558374945I’m not currently ovulating but I’m also filled with lust for some reason can you stop emitting radio signals
>>558375396gorge
>>558375301Lancer with a hat of your choice
>>558375301Normal talk sprite ralsei fearfully encountering lobotomized cutesy homunculus ralsei like this one >>558375396
>>558374559I had to go out and shovel snow at 5:30 AM today. It was actually very nice, I listened to the birds wake up, I watched the sky slowly brighten, and the snow was the light, fluffy kind that makes for easy work.
>>558375563born to be wiiildborn to be baaaaa
>>558375730I'M ON A HIIIIIIGHWAAAAAY TO HEEEELL
anyone have the rest of this image?
Deltarune but for straggots
>>558375301dess and noelle as anna and elsa
>>558375969im baaaa to the bone
>>558374559The modern internet fucking sucks and feels like it’s 96% bots
>>558376170That's just called Final Fantasy VI and it's a great game
>>558374678I'll scratch them for you
>>558375483If I will suffer it will not be alone, fuck you too I can't be the only one going through this
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>558374945Wow just my pornos!
>>558374945>you will never gangbang an ovulating anon
>>558376220Because I'm BAAA, I'm BAAA, shamoneYou know I'm BAAA, I'm BAAA, you know it
>>558374945why can't you? chastity cage?
>>558375301in honor of last night, fun gang monkey business
/utg/ orgy when?
>>558375301Cat Frisk and Chara with dog Kris and Vessel.
>>558376631>ovulation>chastity cage
>>558376776There will be no orgy because there's not a single person here worth having sex with
>>558376828chastity tampon? i don't know what they call the girl ones
>>558376625im a baaa
thrivin'i guess we're doing horny today?
>>558376776after seeing tasquefag's face and number's toes, if that's representative of the general...no thanks
shit fucking thread and we just started
>>558376828anon?
>>558376409
>>558377005Baa in a caa
>>558377118errmm that's a belt
>>558377062most anons are normal. the anons that get like that, as you can tell, have other issues.
>>558377083the goattards will get sleepy soon and thread quality will increase
>>558377062easily solved, i could just have socks on while i give you the business m'lady>>558377118bruh skull emoji>>558377183jump in the cAAc
>>558377118all the femanons will wear this to the utg meetup to protect themselves from tasquefag
I couldn't have sex at the /utg/ meetup because I'm not a dom
>>558377342I will already be attending the meetup to stab tasquefag with a giant harpoon like the whale he is
>>558377306Ralsei doesn't need a car. He just drives it so he can say he can say that he's driving a mercedes benz without lying.
>>558377605>/utg/ meetup>it's all subs>no sex is had
>>558377625DEEEEEEEEERTHE DEAD
>>558377625CUUUUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOU BAYLE
>>558377650gay goat gay car
>>558377725thus the archsub will be elected and have to dom the other subs, as a public service
>>558376634what
>>558377260Insane how little they contribute. Utter ballast
>>558377834gay goat car
>>558378063Forzei Motorsport
>>558374678>>558374770>>558374778>>558374945>>558375684>>558376280These aren’t exactly compliments but I love you all anyways
>>558378063mercedez beeenz
Faveanushka, ushka oh oh oh
>>558378116buh-buh-but the post said complaints
>>558378116You said "complaints"
>>558378116YOU'RE NEVER HAPPY
>>558376282Magicite sucks ballsAnd I don't really care for the plot of ff6
>>558377083*braps*
>>558378135Ooookay! Here is my car!
>>558378116Complaints and compliments are two separate things argiebro
>>558377260*slowly emerges from foggy darkness while the Undertaker theme plays with mischievous intent of posting a goat character even during quality hours*
>>558377083I wish the goattrannys would fuck off back to their discord already.
>>558374350super secret leak of an upcoming newsletter sprite (shhhh...)
>>558374559I'm not at all impressed with the caliber of the merch we're getting out of Fangamer.
>>558378346i like to cum
>>558378462Hell yeah
>>558374559I need to write but I am being lazy because I am afraid and apprehensive on where to go with my story.
>>558378245>>558378251>>558378316>>558378403Oh,., I’m dyslexic. .. I’m sorry… I’m going to kill myself now
>>558378462DAYUM
>>558378559BEEG SHOT
>>558378443Put your name back on.
>>558378462She's throwin' it back y'all
>>558378462here's a version without the stereo. sorry it's a bit smaller than asgore's famous dance, it's because asgore has a fucking giant sprite
>>558378626don’t worry we love you anyways too
>>558378462very nice anon
i wonder if that one female utg anon that wants to peg male utg anons would want them to wear paw shoes / paw socks or whatever the fuck those are called during the act? asking for a friend.>>558378692big goat
>>558378860>>558378462incredible, i love it
>>558378462>>558378860cute cute!
>>558378891Oh :)
Just think of the faves, Lenny
Tourette’s fave commits genocide by accidentally saying the dark word at the Roaring Awards
>>558375004this is good but a few of the images say "imgbb.com service unavailable"
>>558379221I wanted to make a post like this earlier but I couldn't get it to work, I see you struggled with the same thing
>>558378970Big goat and getting bigger.
>>558374350Kris introduces Ralsei to the classics.
>>558378443what goes on in their discord?
>>558379371very big
>>558379221I found it weird how Mike cut the "Freedom Motif" chant out from the previous year's award show but left the Dark slur in despite there being ample time to cut it from the non-live broadcast
>>558379241thank youunfortunately, i don't think i can do anything about that, imgbb is probably overloaded at the minute. they've worked every other time except tonight.
>>558378462>>558378860SHAKE IT BAKE IT BOOTY QUAKE IT
>>558376631I can't because of something called being out on the street in public
>>558379221What hot controversy is this referencing I don't watch TV
>>558379375amazing, what album is he listening to?
>>558379471In times like these you've got to ask yourself 'WWSD?' (What would Spamton do?)
>>558379524The hint is in the filename :)
>>558379428So big it's gravitational force attracts cute butts to it.
moids ruin this thread everyday
>>558379579spamton is a public masturbation repeat offender
>>558379639lmao based>>558379740lmao based
new amazing incredible pippins oc. his name is John Dice. he's a rare encounter, with only a 1% chance of appearing in every pippins fight. his nickname is the Yellow Brick Road Pippins/the Golden Pippinsafter the fight, it's revealed he's actually just a normal pippins that has jaundice. the reason he's so rare is because after you kept grinding pippins encounters to find him Tenna had to find more pippins for you to fight, so he ordered John Dice to quit his sick leave early and fight you. he's pissed at you
>>558379740kraut, but progressive
Fem!Kraut.....
>>558379854>jaundice>jaun dice>one dice>dice with only 1sActually a good idea
>>558379754HE KEEPS GETTING LET OFF BECAUSE HIS WEEWEE IS SO SMALL NO ONE CAN SEE ITOR SO I HEARD
>>558378970answer my question, it's important
>>558379790I'm gonna call it a night here. Thank you for posting!Good night, fren! :)
>>558380032Please kill yourself
>>558379854does he have a mexican knock-off brother called juan
>>558379854the thousand year door called, it wants its amazy dayzee back
foids ready the cannon>>558379854john dice would get along with the original starwalker, this is a play on the John [video game] meme which would mean that john dice is the original pippins>>558380120juan dice sadly passed away to due health problems in 2003
>>558380032sleep well fren, thanks for posting :D
>>558380189rest in piss, juan...
>>558379953Gross
i fucked up while getting the asgore gif as a reference and now my downloads folder is full of daddy goat ass
>>558380435i fail to see the problem
I'm ordering pizza do you guys want anything
>>558380587get breadsticks too
>>558380587yeah can i have a response to my post
>>558380587pineapple. jalapenos. ham. olives.
>>558379854Make a joke about how he's piss stained from AI
>>5583805872 litre coke zero for everyone to share
you see, juan dice is also yellow but this is because of the yellow piss filter that movies give mexico and has no relation to jaundice>>558380643there, your post has been responded to
>>558380587nah i got egg salad but ty tho
>>558380587none pizza with left beef
>>558380587bbq sauce base plz
>>558380861THAT'S NOT THE POST I MEANT AAAAAAAAAAA
>>558379375ONE THINGI DON'T KNOW WHY
>>558380954too bad. that was your third wish*poof*
>>558380948why would anyone do this to themselves
>>558378462I thought you weren't one of us spriteanon
>>558379494white guy with tourette’s said n word at some awards show and now twitter is shitting itself
i love dice
What if we all cuddled in bed and told each other stories and fell asleep but also some of us are gay and they jerk other people off regardless if they’re straight and we all have a great time
>>558380948Are you one of the creatures the world knows as an "american"?
what's up fuckerscan we start talking about deltarune in here soon?
Current event, but Deltarune!
>>558381367Liquid Kraut...
>>558379953Tautology
>>558381183woah woah woah i may be dicerotted to the core but I'm still a sucker for cat ass (and deltarune by extension)ive been wanting to make more regular deltarune sprites and sprite gifs but it feels kind of pointless when any susie or noelle gif I make will be indistinguishable from the hundreds of fanmade sprites that already exist on the internet. thats part of the reason I mainly make content for more obscure characters + dice
Who is this Kraut skinwalker and why isn't he talking about how much he hates women and Jews
Why did I click on this site? I need a life
i miss doom doom, i wish he kissed me gently on the lips rn
>>558381298me too, anon>>558381598shhhh shut up, anons on the phone with the pizza place right now
>>558381568Because jews are cool
I want ralsei to jerk me off and call me a good boy
>mfw i finally get my pizza but they forgot to put bepis on itonly true utg'ers will get this reference like and subscribe for more
This Rouxls snuck its way inside my Queen folderShould Kaard be publicly executed?
Fave is tired of caring about people more than they will ever care about fave.
post dressie up faves if you got em
>>558382064yes
>>558374559My flight got cancelled because of this shitty stupid snow storm and I hate everything.
>>558382210Where do you live where it's still snowing, it stopped snowing in my state of Tex*s like 4 weeks ago
everyday this general feels more and more like a discord and it scares me>>558382098
>>558382091fave should see the light though, it's what ralsei would've wanted, there are alot of floweys out there, but i do believe you can find good company if you try find it. i believe in you anon, i mean fave.
>>558382091silence goat, your care is performative
>>558382091Fave is tired of empathy being incresibly rare in 2026's world and is turning into a misanthrope.
>>558382064Rouxls sneaking his way into queens folders (queens labia is called her folders).
The barrier being a big one-way bubble that envelops the whole Underground is the only way Undertale's plot could make any sense whatsoever, because the alternative of it just being the wall you're told is the barrier implies monsterkind is collectively fucking retarded and NEVER thought to just build a big ladder or fly out the Ruins/Waterfall holes or just dig around the wall
>>558382367
>>558380587Hawaiian white pizza
>>558382473both alphys and mettaton can fly, so yeah
When you're not important enough to have a horrible tragedy befall you so you're just vibing.
>>558382367No fictional character will be as beautiful and perfect as Catty
desster the molester
>>558382318NYC area the snow has stopped but the airports still cancelled a bunch of flights and I couldn't get booked onto the next one so I'm stuck.
Rouxls is Gaster is my favourite stupid theory
>>558382367Noelle lives next to this and Toriel I fully understand why she turned out gay.
Personally this earth has no worth anymore and if i could press the omnicide button I’d slam it
>>558382473it's like the barrier is a blue bubble...snowglobe...ball
>>558382318Oh I misread your post, ny/nj area just got snowgraved again yesterday.
>>558382687at least your mayor is cute
>>558382695if the theory is that rouxls is gaster's unwitting DMnpc, i think that's basically canon alreadyseam too? maybe?
Gaster’s delicious chicken wing dings only for $6.66
>>558382098
Would fave press the goyim extinction button
goodnight utg, i am going to bed now, cya tomorrow.
>>558382990>librarby bird is missing
must...post...cat butte...
>>558383074Now that I'm looking closer at that I notice his mustache wraps over his snout instead of being under his nose, that's really weird
Why does toby make a godzilla joke about susie (susiezilla) but refuses to follow up the joke with a mothra equivalent? Is he uncultured and stupid?
I’m a goy can I have cuddles
Well, there is a -no wait, that's actually..uh...hmm
>>558382873How the fuck do people think this for real
Susie vs MechaSusie
>>558383809no
>>558382808I forgot this used the ice ring victory fx, so fucking creepy. This shit has to be how friend will be animated...I hopeAlthough maybe it's related to how they developed the snowgrave attack fx with the swirling snow? It's not really 3d though iirc but still could use related code
>>558379754...E...? Is that you? On the bus? Why, I oughta-!
>faveyard hours already
>>558381484cat butt
>>558383809goth kitty is for WHITES ONLY
>>558384338Overweight lower class white girls are for black bvlls, actually.
>>558382109As you wish
>>558384445disgusting and untrue
>>558377083Kraut…
>>558384583temfag cope
*yahtzee noises*
>>558384389That's really cool
>>558384246It's 5PM on a Monday.
>>558384679Disgusting dicers...
im really hungry>>558384718I like this asgore, mermaid faves are always a cool sight
new whiteboard? how do we feel
>>558383683who is the only character who can change the UI? rouxlswho shows up with the thrash machine at the most convenient possible time, it's rouxlswho has a drippy face? rouxls againwho has an in built desperation to be the second in command to a big shot that makes it extremely easy to predict his potential movements, you'd better believe it's rouxlsgaster pokes rouxls in the direction of the plotline when his players get off track
>>558384679cute bugs
>>558384813>Komu
im so bored. I wish there was a game where you could create or play as the pippins but as far as I know theres only minecrap, spore and p*ny town
Would you hug Carol
>>558384878yes please
>>558384813BIG FAVE TEETAS
>>558384990I know, I would even take pippins themed casino games you can play online with others who also choose a pippins character to play as (no actual irl money involved of course)
>>558384975komu's pretty good. sometimes their art is off model but at the end of the day its more deltarune art for us to feast on>>558384878I don't think we need one. if we do make another one I would like images to be turned off
>>558384990Not a roblox guy but doesnt roblox have a vast character creator.
>>558384935Is Rouxls is Gasters DMNPC why is he blue and not green?
I love merfaves
>Suji / Sujira>Susie / Susiezilla - not SuzillaI hope Toby fires his English translator.
>>558385246so he looks cool standing next to gaster who is green
I'm cold, tired, aching all over and tummy hort. Save me Toriel ;-;
This is who Toby trusts most with handling his OST
>>558374260new whiteboardhttps://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95814010-7629-0148https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95814010-7629-0148https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95814010-7629-0148https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95814010-7629-0148
>>558385180this post was made by lancerroblox doesnt seem fun, at all. you need to spend money to look decent and all of the games are boring. not only that but everyone who plays roblox is underage. I'd rather play second life. I wonder if second life has any utdr content? I should probably check that out, it would be fun if all of us played second life together
>>558384990hey the minecrap server is cool
>>558385368Hmm interesting point. I shall subscribe to your newsletter.
>>558384935I'm sorry I know you can collect 999 pieces of evidence for how it makes logical sense but it's so patently fucking REKAARDED I cannot tolerate it. Kaard is such a shoehorned one-note unserious joke, for him to be the avatar of the most important and serious and ominous character in the game who looms over everything would be so genuinely awful. I don't really hate any of Toby's storytelling choices even the bad ones as he is normally excellent, the most they get is mild annoyance but this would be actually total shit"Evidence-pile" theorizing kind of grinds my gears at this point. It's very fun and exciting to find the parts and piece them together but "is this actually a compelling direction for the story to develop in" should win out every single time. Unfortunately it seems lots of people don't care about that or can't even really think about that
>>558385390if Toby was Japanese this is what he would be doing. A match made in heaven.
>>558385390Bless Camellia for everything he does. He's a real one, and his own music is very good too.
speaking of skibidi toilet. the giant toilet in chapter 2 is a reference to mother 3. I found this out during my playthrough
>>558385582So why in your opinion does Rouxls share so many traits with Gaster? It's clearly meant to be deliberate at this point but if it doesn't serve a story function why even do it at all?
Do kids even watch Skibidi Toilet or anymore
>>558384778Yooo, that photo was taken in a CeX (pronounced sex)
>>558384813Yeah, very rare though it seems
Gaster will pull the "You have lived an storied life, may none recall it." move on Rouxls when he starts trying to schmooze to be second-in-command in chapter 7.
Fave doesn’t remember why Porky was so evil
>>558385012absolutely
>>558386124because his dad beat him
>>558385582I pray for your sake Papyrus doesn't have deepest lore
>>558385992no they watch ai generated youtube shorts about cats having affairs and dying horribly
Toby fox's weak attempts to appeal to emotion failed. Killing monsters is good actually.
>>558385464wow, secondlife is completely barren of utdr content. these are the only 'good' stuff I could find there. for some reason theres hundreds of utdr music you have to pay for to play ingame
>>558386124fat and piglike
>>558385582When people say that Toby Fox has always had a pattern of joke characters revealing themselves to be real shit later, they're only thinking about Sans. While Sans is le funny dude, he still gets some serious moments throughout the neutral/true pacifist route that are played straight and hint at him knowing more than he lets on.If there's supposed to be a twist that Rouxls is a bigger deal than we think he is, he would've had at least ONE serious scene that hints towards his real motived. Ch4 would've been a good opportunity for that, and he doesn't show up a single time.
>>558384975I like her.
>>558386102There will be a scene where Kris is facing down the finalest boss yet, and Rouxls opens the side door, sticks his head in and asks if the position of second lackey is open perchance
>>558386341That image encapsulates the average UT/DR fanart so well it's insane
How to run Healer susie, Battle ralsei and Melee Noelle builds (ch1-4):Battle Ralsei: equip puppetscarf, TennaTie, PrincessRBN (shadow mantle for dark type enemy battles). extra not-healer points if you make ralsei never heal anybody (by using the weakass heal prayer he'll have with this build or by using ITEMs) other than himself.Healer Susie: most playthroughs do tend to lean hard on Healer Susie, especially pacifist playthroughs, so uh, devilsknife or absorbaxe if aggressive playthrough, absorbaxe for now if pacifist playthrough idk if justiceaxe increases the effectivity of susie's healing spell, anyways equip Mystic Band and Royal Pin (or goldwidow). if you aren't playing Battle Ralsei, then use dealmaker instead of royal pin, magic increasing armors that arent ribbons are surprisingly rare. Paralleling battle ralsei's no-heal-other-than-myself policy, healer susie may not use rude buster and shall only FIGHT or, from chapter 2 onwards, heal like ralsei would, as a way to increase the challenging factor of this run.Melee Noelle: pretty easy to do, just remove the royalpin and silver watch and replace em with anything that increases AT so her punches hurt more, she sticks to the snow ring because her other rings increase magic, that, or you could do the weird route and give her the thorn ring for that sweet +14 ATK only to then abort the weird run on berdly and pray that it hasnt been removed by kris off screen just like in the full weird run, by the time she rejoins your party eventually. Of course, melee noelle should ideally never use any spells and just hit the enemy until they die (run away when reaching 0 hp)
>>558386459all art should try to capture the raw beauty of 1$ flowey avatar
>>558386353that’s racist to pig monsters
>>558386341Rolling around as box mettaton in empty second life worlds sounds fun
I'm anon from the future the ending of Deltarune is so bad that it retroactively ruins everything in the gamethe most hardcore fans expect a 'secret' final chapter with the 'true' ending to be released afterwards in an unannounced patch and they waste years waiting for it and building theories about it normal fans are embarrassed to have ever associated with the Deltarunemany new YouTubers build a career from longform post-mortem examinations of what went wrong with the plotthe backlash is so extreme that Toby permanently disappears from the industry
>>558386341400 liters of fluffy prince...
>>558386826*pisses all over your lap* fuuuuuck sorry
>>558386826Do I see fave
>>558386923you hate fave now
>>558385582 (me, bitching more)Gaster's whole thing is being this extradimensional ghost that oversees without interacting. Like his whole deal is existing on a higher level. If he has any direct material engagements with the world of DR it will be a complete plotnuke. To waste this on fucking Kaard is so goddamn lame. Also kaard was intended to be a chapter 1 only character. Also kaard isn't really that funny. Also he looks like 2016 tumblr draw the squad (negative)>>558385879>It's clearly meant to be deliberate at this pointThis is the kind of thing that rankles me. I just don't agree with this statement, and I think you can very easily schizo yourself into permabelieving this if you want it to be true. This game is extremely detailed and has trained us to latch onto every detail because very often these details do have deep meaning (e.g. spamton being puppet/cat type, scarlet forest having gaster's theme, jevil having titan/darkness/gastuh eye marks). But there is so much stuff that simply must end up in the final product that doesn't have intentional deep plot meaning, like the ambyu-lances having a desert-themed attack or whatever, because that's how writing works.I assure you I could construct some grandiose theory about how Elnina or King or Alvin is actually gaster's failed experiment gone rogue or whatever. There are enough details in this story that I could construct that, and if I spent years as a special guy who proudly believed it, I would just start to see it as true>>558386234This would kind of fuck up the appeal of papyrus for me, if he was "in on" shit. It would make him super creepy and disingenuous to me. I think he must have at least a little something just due to species/family association with sans/gaster but I don't like the theories that papyrus is like also gaster's assistant or whatever. I also don't like "papyrus is stronger than sans" theories but that's kind of a different subject entirely
>>558386976Noooooo
there's a mod that allows you to play as a pippins in the original super mario. that's pretty boring but I think this specific version of super mario is multiplayer and has custom levels>>558386825if there were more utdr secondlife content (which im surprised that there isnt) it would be nice for all of us as a group to visit various secondlife worlds. would be funny to see 12 togores at a strip clubthough, you could do the same thing for free on vrchat
>>558386826Is this a reference to Game of Thrones or Stranger Things?
>>558386341I think the central themes of these games don't align with the average secondlife user who treats it as if it isn't a game
>>558386826what happens with col is he happy or angry
>>558386341400 Lindens is only $1.25 USDNot that bad a deal I guess
>>558387038>Also kaard was intended to be a chapter 1 only character.No? If anything we have proof of the opposite. Toby released a discarded super serious sounding battle theme for him around ch1 era and then later admitted he made it for chapter 2's battle instead.>This would kind of fuck up the appeal of papyrus for me, if he was "in on" shit.Who said he needed to be in the know? Rouxls and papyrus are the perfect characters to have no idea what they're actually stumbling into.
>>558387292whimsical ahh goofy ahh country using cookie currency
>>558386383I think so many theories are just ignorable because of Gerson's "doubt and irony" line.Something like "Rouxls Kaard is Gaster" is just going to make people stop caring, this is coming from a man who didn't want plushies of Lightners because he's an autistic fuck, he's not gonna do something retarded that makes people instantly stop giving a shit like that.Toby might subvert genre expectations and tropes but he doesn't go "Yeah, those things I made you want to care about? Well you're an idiot for caring about it, fucking faggot"
>>558387148dead
>>558387509what broke him
>>558387462you didn't read any of the posts if you think people are arguing rouxls is literally gaster in a wig
if your theory involves Rouxls or Mettaton I will automatically think you're an idiot
chapter 2 leak (real)
>>558387043>would be funny to see 12 togores at a strip clubUnmatched peak where do I sign up for this
I just think he's neat
>>558387038I don't think the connections between Gaster and Rouxls is huge reach schizo tier but if you think it's just a coincidence or it's just because Toby has a consistent voice that's fair. I'm personally not trying to posit any theories about it, I don't think it proves that Rouxls is Gasters cousin or his manservant or anything. I just think Toby has just made a clear thematic connection between those two characters for some reason. I doubt it will be plot critical but I believe it has a reason for being there.
>>558387658Did anyone Queen fan designs pre chapter 2 look like this
>>558387689secondlife. but1. there are no togore models. secondlife works like roblox where the fans create content and sell them online2. would cost money if there was a togore model3. I dont think anyone except me and you would play secondlife
>>558387631cosmic horror visual novel parody scene between the You and Gaster where Gaster allows You to rewrite the prophecy and then laughs at You because it never mattered and the prophecy was a plot device he never fully fleshed out
>>558387462But I already stopped caring when Carol, Dess, and Noelle became more central to the plot then Toriel and Asriel
Gaster WILL be revealedRouxls WILL come out of your pocketHe WILL ask to be his right hand manHe WILL receive ultimate knowledge and powerHe WILL accidentally turn himself into a wormThe text box WILL say ''GOD'' and ''DAMNIT'' in that orderYou WILL lightly chuckle
>>558387370I don't know what you're talking about but I'm talking about some shit toby said somewhere at some point but I don't care about this point enough to find itMy point is just "use your mind and ask if this really truly seems like the intent of Toby's 2 decade magnum opus"If this was his goal, to have Rouxls be this Gaster avatar, is this REALLY, TRULY how he would do it? Like with the set-up and tonal execution? Would YOU do it like this? Is this even good?
>>558387880Sounds Tobycore
Rouxls is Wing Dings's yumesona that he uses to ship with the darkners he wants to fuck
>>558387636you're missing the fucking pointdoing anything to make that blue drippy retard a significant character after 4 fucking chapters of him just being a blue drippy retard is textbook the kind of shit toby is not going to dothere's a reason he and lancer don't appear in the church dark worldthe game gets relatively serious for the longest period of time so far and he immediately boots the two consistently appearing comic relief characters
>>558387832you mentioned p******n before.. I would play
>>558387787that is a queen fan design pre chapter 2. so yesalso I would love it if more anons posted queen designs>>558387832vrchats always an option but everyone would have to create an account using an alternative email. the games free on steam and allows for voice chat
>>558387880allows? Here's my choice, allows. I want the prophecy ending, so I can complete the mission I was given and move on.
if super mario maker 3 brings back those mystery custome shrooms we might actually see a little NES Kris, Ralsei and Susie if Toby plays his cards right
kill all secondaries
>>558387658Built
Anti-Rouxlsfags fear the JOCK's triumphant entrance in Chapter 5
>>558388035I would also love to play p*nytown with you guys and ive tried creating some utdr characters but the whole p*ny aspect of it would make it hard for other anons to join. I would love to play. of course, we would have to come up with an area to converge atbecause of how accounts work it would be completely anonymous which is a plus
>>558388073Why shouldn't you be able to sprite them yourselves in-game? I can already make penis levels and upload them, can't I?
>>558387928Half your comment is about 'what Toby would do' like you know.And the answer is we simply don't know what Toby is going to do. Almost every prediction during the wait being wrong should show you that this fandom does not understand Toby or his whims in the slightest.
blue drippy retard erotic
>>558388308I like the idea but the game is so boring...
>>558387773Toby didn't design all these characters himself. Assuming mysteryman is gaster, what are the chances that their similarities are mere coincidence?
>>558388306>Anti-Rouxlsfags when Jockington grows the beard
>>558388356that's a bad thing. patterns are good, and you can't afford to lie or cheat your customers when you're taking this long.
>>558388073>deltarune charactersyou will get sans and undyne only and it will cost 5 bitcoin per costume. the dlc to unlock the mushroom constumes in the first place is an additional 600 bitcoin>>558388415it's just talking, same as 4chan but without the image posting. so it would be a downgrade for everyone except those who love making characters
>>558388429Yes, Rouxls being the only character to use hands in the text box is a total coincidence that Toby didn't even notice, he just lets his animators do whatever they want.
>>558388429Toby actually designed Rouxls himself, if he hadn't I would be a lot more skeptical about the connection.
>>558388350You can't, because if you were able to do that then they can't keep selling cool plastic figures
>>558388356I solemnly, sincerely hope I know Toby well enough that Coody doesn't turn out to be the gate key to the final fountain chamber who was turned into worm form by the diamond king because Mike told him to do it
>>558388493You love it really CoL
>>558388493Deltarune isn't a product for customers, it's art. Toby isn't a jew
>>558388702i dont like liars. i like my game coming out consistent and on time. I still stand by my statement that The Fun Gang taking on the rival Fountains to Ralsei's grand Fountain would have been way better than what we got.
are there any popular pixel games that the pippins ocs could be modded in? besides terraria, of course
>>558387713me too
>>558388051there is no mission there is no prophecy Gaster got writer's block and called upon You as an outside source of inspiration but he's a hack his story devours him before he can finish authoring it
>>558388849Mugen Pippins!
>>558388849Noita and Stardew Valley come to mind
Tenna is a bratty sub who is really DEMANDING and BOSSY
>>558388880He's literally me
>>558388736This is not art. I don't want to be forced to look at this when I'm playing my fantasy rpg.
>>558388862
>>558388946that sounds fun, now I just need to find an anon (other than me) willing to make 6000 sprites for fujopippins to become a fighting game characterman, I should get into mugen again but I was never good at fighting games>>558389065>Stardew Valleyand entire reskin of the game as castle town sounds fun. I would love to befriend rouxls, ralsei and the rudinns. and I would love to romance clover
>>558388849I wanted to mod my fave into nuclear throne but lost interestIt's probably fairly easy but the sprites might be too low-res and oddly proportioned to do many of the pippins well
>>558382098I WANNA FUCKING HUG AND SNUGGLE WITH CHARA SO MUCH GOD DAMN THIS COLD WEATHER WOULD BE SO NICE TO LAY IN BED UNDERNEATH FIVE LAYERS OF BLANKETS AND IGNORE THIS FAGGOT BALL OF A WORLD BUT NOOOOOO! INSTEAD I'M STUCK GUSHING HERE WITH NARY A HOPE IN HELL THAT MY HEAD WILL REST IN ANYTHING BUT A LONELY BED OR A FUCKING COFFIN! I CAN BAKE 9 BILLION CHOCOLATE CAKES AND NOT A SINGLE BITE IN HER MOUTH! I COULD TIE MYSELF UP LIKE A PRETZEL AND NOT A SINGLE MOMENT CAN SHE ENJOY THE SITUATION I PUT MYSELF IN! FUCKING START HIDING A COLLAR IN PUBLIC AND SHE WON'T FIND WHO'S NAME IS ON IT AND TAKE ME BACK TO HER PLACE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>558388880why the fuck am i wasting my time then. Why is it so difficult for the man to do what rpgs were able to do 35 years ago?
>>558389289>why the fuck am i wasting my time thenWhy indeed
>>558388073You are getting Sans, Papyrus and Frisk. Maybe Undyne.
>>558389083
>this makes the sissy of light seethe
>>558389276This but Frisk
>>558389289why do you want him to rehash what was already done 35 years ago?
>>558380587I still haven't gotten my pizza should I blow the head off of this fucking GrubHub driver why has he been in the same spot for 2 hours
>>558389103nobody is forcing you to play the game
>>558389410I found it really unfunny in game but its grown on me.
>>558388051Y'know the NOISZ series has a very typical "heroes defeat da bad guyz" story where you're basically given a mission and complete it by the end.But I guess you don't care about #That, because you don't want to play other games.Do you even play games CoL?
>>558389323i would never have conceived what toby fox thought was acceptable for his game. It's incredibly inappropriate>>558389482because no one does it anymore. people are more obsessed with melodrama and how many times they can fuck each other now
>>558389328>chara and frisk are in the board minigames in a secret area>they're just out of reach and you can't interact with them like the toriningen party from yume nikki>they never appear in the overworld, only in game form and only in chapter 3if toby did this I would sucker punch him but at the same time kneel out of respect for his sheer audacity
What would happen if kris got a medical emergency unique to humans? Coukd the hometown hospital handle it?
If Rouxls was in chapter 4 it would be him trying to find a leader and pouting because neither world has one. then missing the titan showing up and being beaten by minutes because he went to the bathroom and couldn't work the doorknob.
>>558389634It should handle at least basic stuff, but I think they'll probably have to leave town for more specialized circumstances.
Why did CoL turn his name off and start trying to write like Kraut when he's just going to act extremely obvious as himself every time anyways? Disturbing mixture of stupid + autism who's motives a mere normie could never comprehend?
>>558389352a lot of people hate this image whenever I post it. im going to work on drawing various faves as this image so anons will be forced to like it. truemeter.jpg the world shall soon know of your power
>>558389634Kris jaundice already terminal
>>558389751He can't help himself. I'm not even sure he knows how to change his typing style.
>>558389759can you do rulesmeter for when things rule
>>558389596i don't play schmupps or rythum games, that is correct
>>558389751His brain cancer is slowly but surely deteriorating his mind and soul
>>558389681Wouldnt rouxls ask gerson about it or simply take over the dark world himself? Rouxls kaard desires power, and the easiest way to do so is by joining the leader no matter how bad they are, so he'd simply become a boss if theres no leader
>>558389794>toriel didnt take kris to the hospital because she thinks humans turn yellow as part of puberty>kris doesnt know any better so they live with it
>>558388393This is what Krisfags wish their fat little laotian chud looked like
>>558389625We would get literally infinite theories if that happened.
the ending is Gaster forcing you to play through shitty video game parodies full of stupid tropes he thinks you'll like because he doesn't actually know how to write a coherent story, you have to escape by abusing bugs
>>558390016This is true and sounds kind of tiring
>>558390051So gaster pulling a tenna on you?
>>558389934Gerson isn't really a leader so he'd probably just gently screw with him According to Toby, Rouxls likes being second in command specifically. I think because it's all the power and less of a target? It was in some Japanese interview anyway
the ending is Gastersexsex with gaster
>>558388849Elin?
>>558390120Tenna but worse
fave goes to freaking pen island
I wanna wake up to her shuddering from some nightmare or stunlocked by retards on the internet and comfort her as best as I can. I wanna give her a surprise when she sits down to start grinding only to feel a kiss on her stomach and a little light shines the smile on my face as I lay on her lap. I wanna schedule the week out with her as we get anal about what gets done when. I wanna lean to her side as she puts on a nice, long youtube video and watch it together fully.
>>558390343You will absolutely, never, under any circumstances be him.
>>558389901I started the brain cancer meme because I theorized there's a 5% chance CoL does just have a brain tumor and removing it would fix him. I suggested he get it checked as unironic life advice.>>558389893Skill issue man. If you refuse to touch a single game from an entire genre you just suck and don't want to be challenged.
>>558390418that charaposter has been making posts like that for years
>>558390015Kris is emaciated
The ending is Gaster forcing you to solve a CAPTCHA to progress
>>558390079Toby can't really do funny easter eggs without fans theorizing to hell and back.
>>558390121Hm, now that i think about it, i guess miss mizzle would be the closest thing to an authority figure that rouxls would buddy up to.I mean, i guess rouxls likes being second in command, but like, he clearly enjoys being in a position of power, i wouldn't doubt that he'd take the reigns if the situation called for it, especially since the dark sanctuary is filled with small cuptains he could govern over, he could maybe set some kind of hierarchy and ground rules to then let the people vote for a king and whatever the monarchy equivalent of a vice president is
>>558390343This but Frisk.
>>558388815ngl id play the fuck out of deltarune if it was like that even more than i already do. its just that theres a difference between thinking thatd be neat and sperging out over the fact that that isnt how it is>>558390527isnt this the Original Charaposter? The one yukitenshi budded off of
>>558390761Rouxks enjoys power but I think whats no responsibility, he just wants to reap the status of power, i dont even know if hes that much about the rewards of power like luxury or anything
>>558390640Mettaknight will be defeated by this while non-robots can proceed
If we don't get another Titan fight that becomes as unsettling as this then I'm gonna be very disappointed:https://youtu.be/tSz7JKyCVnE?si=eUr5T1HSAgHCBllw
How much of this general is being paid off by the developers of Noisz...
>>558374350
>>558390568Toriel keeps Kris full of pie, waffles, and chocolate.
>king is the one besides ralsei who wants us to recruit all our enemies>king's chain is called the "chain of hell" internally and resembles the pointed tail>recruiting is called FRIENDing in the japanese versionGuys... I think Pacifist might be following the pointed tail...
If Toby cancels Deltarune, who is second in command?
>>558392007The big man Hussie himself of course!
>>55839164680% of the general took the sponsorship, the pay was a salami 'n cheese sandwich and a can of coke zero
>>558391940Maybe castletown is going to blow up and ralsei wants everyone there at once
How would the Deltateens handle a session of Delta Green?
>>558391758Keep it 100-John Susie
>>558391758
Which character do you think has the highest movement speed ?
>>558391940There aint no fucking wayThis is ginormousAlso can't believe I missed king having an instance of the "string of balls" thing that all the stimmy characters get (tenna stars, dentata, sneo heart, jevil neck, etc)The internal naming if it is true means I was right on the money
>>558391940>>558392159>>558392586I can't really see Toby making the pacifist route a bad one. Maybe it'll result in a similar situation to Flowery gathering all the monsters in one spot?
>>558391040Well, he clearly enjoys luxury at the very least, given how he talks about the treatment that chaos king gave him in his shop dialogue, plus, look at his shop sprite animation, why would a man who's clearly enjoying himself while talking about the king so casually not enjoy the joys of luxury? Not to mention he switches up and changes his attitude to appeal to you after you defeat k round in front of him, showing that he's not fond of making enemies if it hinders/threatens his ability to adquire power (in fact, he refuses to fight the fun gang in chapter 3 until he realizes that banging some of the high ranking workers wont get him to become second in command), and only fights if it allows him to gain authority, such as fighting the lightners in behalf of the chapter's main boss, so if there was no boss governing the dark world he's in, he'd simply do the closest thing allowing him to gain a position of power, even if its larping as a leader for a while, even through he likes to not bother with doing first in command things, rouxls could larp as a superior religious philosopher to get the npcs to see him as powerful and offer to develop an alliance with the Miss Mizzle's side of the dark sanctuary's hierarchy to create the equivalent of a government and then back off to let miss mizzle do all the work as he sits in the 2nd in command role
>>558392379
>>558390418Why is this a competition in your mind and why is the competition... Him? I'm not a Powerpuff Girl, and if memes are to believed, a very, very good thing I'm not one.>>558390908I don't like the idea of being the "Original Charaposter" considering there were Charafags before me but I'm probably the oldest humanfag here (in terms of first post on /utg/, not in years alive). Yes I was the one Yukitenshi tried to push towards a bloody money laundering scheme and also shelves.
Fave and Morty
>>558392149>coke zero>not normal cokeSorry, that was the deal breaker for me.
I was supposed to draw some bullshit today but didn't
hard rn
DED THREADDED GENERALDED GAME
Toby "just wants us to be friends with everyone someday", he says>>558392684I'm sure he's not, this is more something to do with the nature of image_friend than it is with pacifist.>>558392586 (me, thinking about friend)Friend = your best friend, flowey associationsThe name "friend" has always seemed very on the nose to me. This is interesting and very excitingAlso note that enemies become permanently LOST when defeated with violence which is 100% a "lost girl" associated thing. Presumably dess was once defeated with violence, but it is also definitely more than just this
I DON'T KNOW HOW DICKS WORK
>>558393248Why?
>>558393345hard to say' friends with everyone' when he brainwashed his fanbase into thinking they play as a character that the main characters don't talk to, making pretty much every character interaction meaningless.
https://uquiz.com/quiz/QxC6fr/deltarune-kin-assignment-but-i-stole-all-of-the-questions-from-diagnostic-questi
>>558393248This is a cute gif
Fave drops the hard R.
>>558393613Hard R Cafe
>>558393613Ralsei casually dropping that he used to use the hard r all the time because he thinks it means rascal.
What if Farmer Fujo fucked Bulltat?
>>558393440Ok
>>558393515I took that quiz earlier and I got Pluey!
>>558393028
>>558393613accurate
https://litter.catbox.moe/32lktsgeecllvgrt.mp4litter because normal catbox isnt working for me for some reason at the momenttook me long enough.made stepping accurate to deltarune. fixed kris's sprites. made the sliding animation the c3/4 one. and a whole lot more behind the scenes. now that this shit is done i can get back to menus. hopefully i don't run into any more motivation droughts, i would actually like to get this out someday.
>>558391940Fun fact, FRIENDing spamton is the only way we can give him what image_friend psyop'd him into doing, as him getting the NEO body and us getting the shadowcrystals is fully within the margin that FRIEND wanted things to go, and FRIENDing spamton neo means giving him his freedom, exactly what friend offered to give spamton, but it's revealed that freedom stuff was a lie. Thus, ch2 secret boss requires you to follow the way of the pointed tail, with the alternative for neo being freezing everybody with noelle instead
>>558392379peak
>>558393797i..i cant believe it. someone talked about the pippins farm au. its been so long...
>>558393827Ive been liking these a lot
>>558393886is that krystal/love engine? nice>>558394049thanks anon
>>558393820can I keep you in my purse and feed you crackers
>>558394087Yes, but I would also like cheese.
>>558394086no its not krystal i made this from nothing. good that it passes as looking the same i guess?
all of my faves playlists are made by MORONS!!!!!!!!!!
>>558393921I remember when this was being worked on, it's nice seeing it
If I showed my Pippins OC to the hoes would it scare them or entice them
>KrisProto Man>FriskMega Man>CharaBassIt just werks
>>558394332Scare away most of them, but entice a few. You would not like the few.
The Vessel is a Duochad btw
>>558394332I have a disgusting pervert fantasy of seeing another girl drawing in public and I subtly notice that she's drawing one of our pippins and I magically become un-retarded and introduce myself and we become friends
>>558393515I got Noelle and I am angry about it
>>558393827
How woke is fave?
>>558394563Weird, I have that fantasy but i'm the person drawing the Pippins in public and someone notices who they are.
>KrisKratos>FriskLloyd>CharaZelosIt just werks
>>558394609one without explosion because it looks like a fart>>558394563i used to hope to find another /utg/ user when I was still in college before I dropped out. then I realized theres really only a handful of anons from here I would actually want to talk to. most anons are bad news
>>558394762is Noelle Colette
>KrisChalice>FriskGarren>CharaLeangleIt just werks
>>558394660go away temfag
>>558394563Oh my god anon, what if that girl was m-me... and then, y-you saw me... and then we become friends... and kissed... and touched t-t-titties...?
>>558394887Yes
>KrisLiquid Snake>FriskSolid Snake>CharaBig BossIt just werks
>>558395092I will throw boiling coffee in her eyes
>>558394609
>>558395304Looks like he's shitting a beam lol
it's good to know that girls also can't make friends
>>558394660Fave is woke but likes worse puns
>>558395341the famous pluey ass blast...
>>558395264She will not feel it
>>558395243kris full of recessive genes…
>>558395341he's obtained liftoff
>>558394934*sobs* i dont get the reference anon im so sorry for being a dumb chud *sobs and pouts*
>>558394728>>558394861>>558395016im coming for you https://youtu.be/nsatEjBz2_Y
>KrisThe overhated anime>FriskThe overrated anime>CharaThe underrated animeIt just werks
Flat Chested Faves
>>558395304
>>558395676Kamen RiderAlmost doxxed my name typing that out
>KrisChara>FriskKris>CharaFriskIt just werks
>>558395908>anon hasn't been alone for years and internally started referring to themself as anonyou still have a long way to go son
>>558395908your secret is safe with us, Poop
>>558393515You know what, I can see it
>>558396071Do you not talk to people
>>558395676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVR_rSr98I4>>558395908John Rider...
>>558396205
>>558396205No
Sometimes I think my life sucks but then I remember the life of the average /utg/chud and /utg/chudette and realize it really could be worse
>>558393515i got pluey
>>558393515Something I should also add to this is if you get spamton you are 100% lying and trying to get him as the answer, and why the fuck is pink addison a possible answer? True NPC personality?
We didn't even get an "UNDERTALE - Where are they now?" gag.
>>558393515did I get spamton just because I said Ive never spoken with a normal rhythmn. I talk like a sped thats not my fault
>>558396889The cast is obviously in Deltarune do you EVEN
>>558393515What the fuck are the children getting themselves into
>>558395841
>>558396519>Spamton hate0.01 POINTs have been deposited into your TVBankAccount
>>558396519I got it after pressing random responses
>>558396981I did that quiz today too, I purposely answered to get the silent hill option though
>>558396979not the same faves dumb dumb
>>558397163Au contrary, my dear anon, Toby has left it open for that to be the case
>>558396889isn't that literally the end credits of undertale
fave downloaded every jrpg onto their jailbroken 3DS and Switch, and is now terrified to play video games
>>558397337*clopen
>>558397083You are illiterate, I love spamton. I’m saying that there is no way you are like him OR the quiz maker is retarded>>558397124Lmao I just tried to meticulously press the answers I thought that would get him and failed
Im getting cereal chocolate or froot loops
>>558394660is fove wake? is wove fake? does pove have favenouns? did fave dye their blair hlue? my fave goes by sheem/shimm. kris have krisnouns? sapanese jusie text... woke....
>>558397608Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!!
>>558397676Most furry/scalie Jockington ive ever seen
>>558397815This is not an option*raises hand and unleashes rainbow star meteor crash on u*
It woke.
>>558397948YOUR OPTIONS ARE ASS
>>558397831youre insane
>>558397608Froot Loops mmm yumyummers
>>558397831hockington larry "furry" jockingbrow. furryington with scales. a beard. a feard means a hocks a berry juj? beard hair snake hair. mammalington foby tox. gaster gaster. wing. foby tox "tricky boney" self-insert green sunglasses fox man. jockies = furryington
>>558398108You're in pain!I can tell by what your saying but...
I can't into photoshop...
>>558397516Fave's brain has been microwaved so they can't sit down and play an RPG for 2 hours a day despite spending 3 hours every day playing Balatro
Fave struggles to sit down and play games because the crippling anxiety and insecurity of wanting to have some kind of published product is consuming their time instead
>>558398182stop this
>>558398182
>>558398336zomg another Balatro addict can we make out
>>558397580Love spamton more and you too will be more like another him. It's so easy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WgbYE9oqscI've been listening to this song on repeat for over an hour while imagining fave walking through an endless forest and dissociating
>>558398302asgore sad, just like my dad. dadsad asgore but become glad when mommada (dad combo) happens and spring wedding so toby (groom NEO) favegore togore new canon will be dadsad canglad. gladsaddad favegore (now double gore) togore johnson new comics plushies miniature figurine in the spring. spring will come but NOT neo (before the second springore sadgore plushgore money-make!). money get for prosperthe result? asgore and togore official plushes may 2026
>>558398485Do your lips have retriggers? VERY important question
>>558398648We were all thinking it but he said it
>>558398678Yes AND they give +20 Mult
https://youtu.be/NUr5eU-qVgk
>kris pronouns "he" but clearly "heem" when chapter 3 reveal the secret gender behind frisk. chapter 3 MIKE is a FRIEND who laughs at kris. this makes sense when consider kris IBS because laugh is to humilate. FRIEND + MILE hummeling kris would prove that IBS exists in earthbound, so when dr. andonouts (mother 3) come in to dark world chapter 3 uses gender ray on kris dre'heem'urr it shears the gender just like gaster "IT SHEARS THE BLACK VOID" chapter 5 remember the newsletter which describes fave-gender linked to: chara, frisk, sans>kris heem gender will be him in chapter 5 because wing andonouts will fave-ray himthis is how most of the threads posts sound to me
>>558397416no that's not "where are they now"that's "where are they 15 minutes to a few weeks after the barrier is broken"toby aint given us any more actual undertale shit and that pisses me off
>>558399487Fave juice is now pouring out my ears
>>558399487Alphys' thinking ray either backfired or fired twice
I'm gonna wash my smelly penis and balls if something funny happens would guys would tell me right
>>558399754I ain't squealing
>>558374350>>558385453quick everyone make fun of that guy's smelly penis and balls
>>558399571favejuice spamton S.POISION connection? the smell. the texture. that's FAVEJUICE. favejuice s.poison noelle refuse to drink which means fave cannot be noelle. this is linked to incoming /doe/ troops brainwashing poor pipplets (dicenonymous) into the NEW favejuice drink. favepoision (s.poison) is allegory or favejuice 2 toby 'radio' fox spying on /trash/ because npc trashy chapter 2 the clues. he found new theorys. he destroys them. create new noelle favers. linked to gaster due to radio "MY NAME...IT'S W. D. GASTER.MP3" mp3 linked to radio linked to radiation linked to. the fox. bobey fox. trickster and spy. catti is the key to all of this unlowkerguinly
>>558398561>>558399062mu.. moosic..
GasterKaard and NoelleKnight truthers warped his brain beyond recognition...
I like this song edithttps://youtu.be/Vj5Yn_fUlrk
>>558399534you think papyrus bought a sports car and toriel got a job as a teacher and became a homeowner in 15 minutes to a few weeks
>>558393515I'm so fucked up.
>>558399534Pacifist ending isn't canon
This is the true story of seven monsters picked to live in a dark world and have their lives taped to find out what happens when monsters stop being polite and start being real.
>>558400176gastkaard is actually really interesting. you see, when rouxls is on screen he gasses, this gasses cause the gastlys from pokemon to become servants to gaster creating a link between them. much like sonichu. Kris's sonichu is rouxls in the dark world and gaster is the real sonic. papyrus is the real pikachu but pikachu fainted in noelles nuzlocke playthrough so fun gang chapter 7 has to revive it with a max-revive. max revives are spikey and made of crystals...you know what else is crystal? shadow crustal., the shade (secret name for seam) repairs it, yellowing it like pikachu. chapter 7 papyrus shadow crystals gaster kris roulxs. so technically rouxls is a DARK/BONE type in the dark world along with being gastkarrdyrus
>>558400301absolutelytobys continuity is shit
>>558399862this is fun
>>558400598so you're deliberately being retarded ok
>>558400073>>558400587if only me, jarujaru and that deltarot animation guy could team up. we could create a new era of deltarune theories
Fatspamtennuinely
>>558400587GastkardyneSardineSansdinnerTVDinner SansSanstennaSpamstennaTengaSans Fleshlight Dildo Sanston SlamtennaASgore, (fat) share if true
kris never he-himmed all over gaster during the chapter 7 fight. meaning it's still possible that since gasters made of GENDER-GOOP canonically that gaster could be considered a gast-her. stay with me nowif gasther ever had a period, would it be darkfountain juice? think about. shed womb = shed tears. the scar on your eye is the whole reason why. the tear drips down as if you cry>>558400750added to my favecabularly
>>558393515I'm old!
>>558401004>posting on 4chan-self-actualizedno...
>>558401157You can be both self actualized and a loser.
>>558393515uh oh
can't believe some anons have to resort to using ai just to come up with theories when ive proved that its super fuckin' easysaucein the source code of chapter 3 tennas body segment is named 'slamtenna', this can only mean that Toby Talks originally wanted tenna to be at least 300 pounds. his belly slam attack is still leftover in the code but whats weird is that it has a variable named "freddy". we can only assume that this means that tenna was added last minute in development and was originally going to be Freddy Fatbear from horror game until nintendo sewed magnolia porter for theft arrest. slambear big box boss arena is still in the game due to Fredington (jockington connection) Fatbears late cut
if spamton why he the car if papyrus doesn't the car in ???? in ending, dogy fobs confirmed santon aborted wife, in, a tin can mouse hole, where carol the goose was moose bass and in tenna egg bangalot the flower, like pippin river bed fountain... does he really gerson licking? mean, if she bald, the kriusiel
>>558394584>>558400354>>558401301My my my, looks like we got a couple of KEKS in this thread.
In Chapter 5 Queen will drink a disgusting amount of water, hallucinate, and tell Susie to kill herself
>>558401157I'm pretty cool with life if I'm being truthful, even despite posting here. Honestly I was hoping for Asgore, but Gerson is great too
>>558401448Guys, we can’t keep having /utg/house residents gonering like this. We need to find the culprit amongst our n*mbers
would you die tonight for looooooove
>>558401504fave HATES me...
>>558401448>retardcarol the goose never moosed. rudys the moose. pippin river bed was a retcon from the manga days, back when Toby Talks wanted to draw earthbound 2 but wrist explode. here is a voicelip of Toby saying he wanted to draw earthbound 2 [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]. spamton river bed is real because in chapter 2 we first encounter spamton in the wifi river where he's spawning like salmon which is where the whole aboarted wife santon theory comes from but really all we see are spamton eggs being gobbled up by swatch and the swatchlings. thats why theyre birds. retard.
unghhhhh *shakes cheeks* imgionana replay chapter 4 just for ca=rnol
in Chapter 5 you can be cum
>anons are goneringfuck. that reminds mewhen gonergaster gooned to shyren yuri didnt he say that he was going to delt (deltarune) a lot of damage?in chapter 4 he literally only deals a half damage to your party. not "delt" a lot at all
>>558401652goner, like the titan whos gone after we gon get him and go, with a word less g wing ging dinger baster didy kaster, who in turn asriel, like the masturbate, you do? toby do, in he mind, where, he goes in chapter 2 when noelle >>558401801 salom no spamton, santon is smamtuna thats why undyne in chapter is the knight who twins with the alvin, dumbass did you not play halloween when ness is dess does she fess? no, fish, thats why red herring like fish who fight the goose rolrol who like susie dasdgfsda
>>558393515i feel so outed rn
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i'm gooner-goning to goner MK because my parents gonered out of my life and now I goon alone because my dad used to goonergone with me
Is this guy a reference to something im missing
>>558402141You jack off to monster kid because your dad raped you?
>>558402154I just assume everything I don't get is a reference
>last thread got wiped off the face of the earthwhat the fuck happened in there
>>558402154that helicopters name is nana. you can see the face in the propeller. in the chapter 3 music sheet theres actually some lore about her (image related). she was apparently a scrapped enemy and would have appeared along side tsunderplane when she used her NEO forme like undyne in the geno route>>558402287im gone. im goonered. im gast. end of spell
>>558402376Why do the jannies do that retarded shit?
>>558402376it gone, goner, gone yet goner, goony, loony? moody... kill yourself if true
>>558402376>thread was gonered for gooningguh. gaster reference...
yeah I bet you're tired you fat fuck
>>558402574meatball mike
>>558402054>using halloween as santon evidencenot only was halloween an experimental project by temmie but she never even finished it. when Jacko-susie appears in it thats around the point I stopped considering it canon and I gooner-goned it from my memory. nessdess obssess like sans when you try to trigger me with spamtuna. get a book, nerd
MY KITTY MY PLUEY
>>558402574h-hot...rubbing mikes fake, plastic tummy>>558402759we love pluey here. pluey, do you hear me? we'll never goonergastergoner you my sweet little plue
once again my mind fills with thoughts of fave kisses
>>558402574Shit like this is why we need moar fat mike content.
>>558402883Thinking about hot wet fave kisses gets me 0-100 horny in 2 seconds flat
when pluey caused tenna-eleven and hit the twin favetowers I plued all over my crouch and my tenna-dog hybrid I secretly keep as a pet and hide from my neighbor came up to me and started licking the plue off of my crouch and that's how he evolved into a real life pluey
Fave officially debuts at No. 3 in the Jevil rankings after an impressive JEVILMAXXING performance
Sometimes I listen to M4F porn audios and imagine them with my Pippins OC in place just for the sexual thrill. THE SEXUAL THRILL.
disgusting they're fuckibgng>>558402824>>558402931>>558403027wohouhahaha!
>>558402376They found out Obama's last name. It was Gaster
screenshit of my deltarune game using my crapture card. after JEVILMAXXING enough times kris started to get the status condition "bricked up". he became more blocky and pixely and i didnt know what to do so i closed the game and opened minecrap. but because he became bricked up when i booted up my minecraft world in my inventory was a KRIS BLOCK so I placed him down and decided I would make a kris house.so basically I kept deleteing and making new deltarune saves where i gave kris the BRICKED UP status condition and kept switching over to minecrap so now basically i have a kris mansion
the rapings are nightly
I still don't know who Mike is
So Mikefujos have taken over Spamtonfujos I see
help in my copy of UNDERTALE for the COMPUTER when I booted up the sans fight he said "the waters are cooling...the moons are warming...on days like this minibosses like you. should be burning in hell" and it was only then I realized I had become elnina and lanino both in the game and in real life.after that I closed the stupid fucking game and started making out with myself because I was now two seperate people and by god were we both sexy
she's right behind me isn't she
>>558403564Mike is fujogaster after fujo and gaster both goonered so hard to yaoi that they gonered at the same time in parallel universes which is why tenna can only date spamton or mettaton because fujogaster hates same sex relationships and created DELTARUNE to turn the undertale fanbase into yaoi-loving FREAKSthis theory works because of catti, another reason why shes the key to deltarune's lore
new underbound theoryif a pippins smoked crack would they become a copy of cracked pippins? think about it...because if no legs equals cracked and deltarune is the game where your choices dont matter then you could say that everyone in deltarune doesnt have any legs in the race so basically none of the pippins have legs so by smoking crack they become crecked pippins
this is the ugliest fucking house I've ever seen in my life
>>558403410He just farts in their faces and gets the tv steam all in their costumes never to be aired out
>>558386383Even though its one of, if not outright his MOST iconic scene, people forget sans tells you straight up that he would've "Killed you where you stand" had he not promised Toriel otherwise, when you havent even done anything bad yet. And there's still all the shit he says during geno, where he directly threatens you and then teleports offscreen taking the music with him. One of the first things he says to you on a genocide run is "my brother wants to capture a human so it'd be nice if you kept pretending to be one". Arguing that he was just a silly character who "suddenly got super cereal" is a clear flag that you either didnt pay enough attention to the game, or straight up never played it to begin with
>>558404081Please understand, it was designed by a neurodivergent woman.
>>558404081the third candy cane horn is foreshadowing Dess' mutant third antler
>"turning it off takes power">"so it takes forever on the low battery ones"on the weird route defeating the knight will be easy because we'll have powerful roided up Noelle to kill for us
my brain is full of deltarune lore and theories. im becoming a third type of smart: a heart attackspeaking of hearts, if carol loves hearts so much why did she marry a dumb fucking reindeer and not Kris's soul? you see, theres a reason for this. in reality carol is colorblind and can't see the color red and people say "you want the things you dont have" and carol can't see red which explains why she loves christmas because santa and candy canes are red.basically, if we put alphys or MK in the dark world their skin will become red and carol will get severe redlust and will stop doing evil shit like making dark fountainsi drank from a soda fountain once. deltarune reference
kris locked dess in the bunker and she died *starts touching myself*
>>558404081new deltaroo theorythis house's stupid design has lore relevance. Toby "radical" Fox's first porno was a porn parody of home alone and basically it stuck with him his entire life. carol is an old and mean hag because in his 20's toby tried visiting the porn actress form the home alone parody and asked her to marry him but she was rude as hell and wrinkly and now toby wants to hatefuck an old mean woman and basically the ending of deltarune will have you (the player) hatefuck carol. this is connected to the house because I mean it looks like the house from home alone and also [DONT FORGET] the home alone filenames for the chapter 4 scene
i think i have to stop making deltarune theories i need a break so heres last one (maybe?)papyrus turns blue everytime he's off screen which explains his blue power. the reason you have to stay still to pass through blue bone attacks is because when you stay still its a metaphor for closing your eyes and ingame whenever you look away or close your eyes papyrus turns blue
*screams like a sissy*
>>558393515i got noelle as the highest result by a fucking landslide like it's insane everyone else is single digits except for noelle i'm gonna kill myselfthe test is flawed it's flawed i tell you it's flawed and evil and fucked
>>558402138
We solved Deltarun
i deltaran to my bed because the lights are off and big creepy gaster and tenna (evil forme) will chase me if im not quick enough
>>558405072Evil.... forme... ?
this is why toriel divorced you fatty
>>558405310Evol formaggio, which is cheese, the big cheese leon which is the lion cages in chapter 3 that represent gaster and alvin (green), alvin is the knight that's trying to trap the angel so he can worship it and fill it with green
>>558404081I think its adorable. Like a christmas village house.
I wonder carol's bedroom is the least christmassy room in the house >>558405517I love tchotchke maximalism but that house is so ugly... it's so ugly
Tribadism with fave
im eating a brownie right now (this is a reference to brown gaster theory in an alternate universe where instead of GONERing himself he BROWNs himself)i have an actual brown gaster image but i cant find it
>>558405595Since she's probably part of the knight conspiracy, she's almost certainly aware of the dark world. Maybe she doesn't want the possibility of the dark world ruining her vision. She's clearly a woman who takes a lot of attention towards organization, so it's not something she does lightly.
>RGB
Kris brandishes a blade in chapter 1 ending. brandish is a game toby is inspired by. coincidence? I think not
>>558405813>susie too broke to get an rgb computer>borrows christmas lights from noelle>susie now has a trashy laptop covered in rainbow lights that she calls an rgb gamer laptop just to mess with berdly whenever they have LAN parties at his house
classic christmas feature the unsettling ambient gurgling and creaking noise gaster basement
>>558405805interesting thought>>558406001that's really cute
in fortnite when you unlock "Gaster's secret..." during the undertale tie-in season it's just a grey door that's locked and in order to get the key you have to fight the new boss Tall Sans which is actually a reference to the nintendo switch version where in the casino theres a vertically stretched sans jpg (he's long because he's a fortnite skin) but it's impossible to beat him and every time you lose he fortnite dances on you
this sleigh bell jingles with different tones it sounds like weird route jingle
Tasquetards dad arrested in Kentucky
>>558406521driving to the club because tonight im feeling kinda lucky
>>558405379Because she is evil and unkind.My kitchen will ALWAYS have treats for Asgore.
>>558404220Why did sans say that? Did he really care about breaking the barrier and all that crap?
>>558406109unsettling ambient gurgling and creaking noise gaster bathroom (he had 6666 eggs for lunch again)
are hunger games simulators banned from anywhere but trash
>>558406752no ideawhat i do know however is that in the PC ROM version of undertale mystery man is replaced by a new character named Kentucky Gaster and the riverpersons dialouge is changed from "beware the man who speaks in hands" to "beware the chud who stole my grub"
>>558406901ok good to know thanks
>>558406959your welcomehttps://youtu.be/-jwxTf-EzXw
>>558406752yes, it's off-topic spam
>>558405379>I wonder if the kitchen has any treats for methis is why toriel divorced him
>>558374350Open for a surprise
>>558407118Toriel would make and post this online for clout
interesting that kris is panting and unable to move to stop the soul here, they really are fucked without it inside them
im wingin my ding like gaster when he accidentally winked his dink in his zipper in the bathroom and he let out a yell that could be heard all the way from hotland to the ruins>>558407130woah...adult tuft art, not only that but magma art of tuft? awesome. I really like that her real eye has a slit pupil
If Toby hated the Halloween hack so much then why did he put Megalovania in Undertale?
>>558407118Did she give the husband a dick sleeve?
>>558407118no woman, man, or monster could resist a peach sitting out in the open
>>558407295they're out of breath because they're human and they were waving a hockey stick around
>>558407130CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE giwtwm
>>558407496maybe they should eat something other than pie
>>558407434I actually have an explanation for this. When toby created the concept of halloween in his game Mother 2: Halloween Hack a bunch of evil spirits started haunting him ever since since apparently the aztecs were the ones who originally sealed away the spirits of halloween but when tobys halloween hack was too scary it unleashed halloween back into the world and he was cursed. megalovania was created as a ward against these evil spirits who still try to haunt toby to this day. because of this toby is trying to put megalovania in all of his games in the hopes that if every utdr player on earth plays it at the same time the spirits will be sealed away for another 100 years
just ice skates, not ice skates fit for hooves, HMMMMMM?
>>558407434It sounded good
>>558407875those are her combat ice skates for throwing
https://youtu.be/B5nmMDOHsjc
>>558407118>ONE OF THE [Many] DIFFERENCES BETWEEN ME AND MY [Husband]
>>558408184Tenna would be the mom dipshit.
she has such a way with words
>>558407118Ironically Sans would also do this
We need to ask the real questions thoughDo you prefer early fandom mischaracterized fave or late fandom mischaracterized fave?
im stright up gastergooning so hard im about to wing ding right now. im gonna gonerhttps://youtu.be/gHzqjSHGNPU
If Toby Fox REALLY did care about his fans, then he would include a leitmotif from some dead guy's Homestuck song made 12 years ago
>>558406625This, I would NEVER deny my fluffy king all the treats and hugs and kisses and peaches he wants
>>558408302"Badass Sans" is definitely preferable to "Evil NTRCStepdad Sans" but I still ultimately prefer canon Sans and even then he's far from a fave
god i wish gamer (not mobile gamer) girls (biologically female) existed (in real life)
If Toby Fox REALLY did care about his fans, then he would bring back Toriel’s Taro Milk Tea
I love the eerie winds here. I want to listen to it forever
>>558408552>(biologically female)you will be permanently single just for typing this
If Toby Fox REALLY did care about [ME], then he would [SEND ME A LIFETIME'S SUPPLY OF] Toriel’s [UDDER] Milk
>>558408245YES HE WOULD BE THE [mom dipshit]
I only care about biologically female anons all others can die
Carol is nice and not evil, because she let Asgore take the snack tray.
>ontologically female
I just realized I should make a lewd toriel 4chan theme. I'll sell millions!! I'll make so much [imaginary] kromer!!!
that was a fun replay. good music. chapter 5 now now chapter 5 in my mouth toby give chapter 5 5 and 6 5 give to me chapter toby give chapter
if asriel comes from college fat im killing myself
>>558408302Toby can't even characterize fave consistently himself so I can't be mad at fans.
>>558409124I didnt reply to any of your posts but I wanted to say that I cared that you posted your replay to the thread. It's always nice to see anons enjoying deltarune
if asriel doesnt come home from college holding hands with his new cougar girlfriend whose way older than him and looks similar to toriel im snowgraving berdly for a 3rd time
I wish Kris would just give up and let me genocide Hometown already.These guys are easy exp they can't even cast magic
>>558407434He doesn't hate HH he's just performative
All the fanart and fanfics that depict Asriel as being a shy pussywhipped bitch to Dess is accurate because that's what happens every time a nerd gets his first girlfriend.
>>558409124other silent enjoyer here, always like reading playthrough posts, keeps details fresh
Varik = Halloween HackFrisk/Chara = Advent ChildrenKris = Christmas _______
>>558409496>Helluva Hazbin
not to alarm anyone but I just had a sick, twisted thought...what if frisk ate an ice cream and liked it?
>>558407875The normal ice skates were for Kris, the ice skates fit for hooves are with her corpse at the bottom of Onions lake
>>558409294>>558409558aw thank you, I share the sentiment
>>558409793these creatures frighten me so
>>558408253Actually reading this out loud Carol is so fucking autistic my God.
I'm just saying nothing feels better then just cruising thru a game because you've grown THAT strongToby kept trying to make me feel bad about pixels on a screen and it was laughably cornyI just wonder if he tried that again with deltarune would it still be corny? weird route is pretty lukewarm
>>558408253She really thought ts was tuff
>>558408552My sister's are all gamers and only date Chads and Tyrones who don't play any games at all, except maybe 2K
>>558408253>>558409881NOTHING about Carol is neurotypical. She's a forty year old woman obessed with Christmas and Japanese swords. No wonder Noelle struggles with her, she's emotionally retarded.
>>558409920Weird. I find becoming overleveled in rpgs to be insanely soul suckingly tedious. just images moving on my screen at a certain pointWait...that's like the point or something...
grinding xp in rpgs is euphoric. I am a despicable human contraption
Spamton arranged a bizarre and lumpy nest of pillows to rest his big head on at a weird angle so his itchy sore throat wouldn't trigger a coughing fit mid-fap
Did that one carol artist anon post more art of her
>>558410164sounds like you're weak mindedwhen I'm over-leveled I just have a wham bam shang-a-lang and a sha-la-la-la-la-la thing and blast them out of my way
>>558410383there was a melty carl a few threads back
If UT/DR released in the 90s and early 2000s every other song would be ambient drum and bass and it would have been glorious
>>558374350I think that will be it
>>558408302At least papyton made mettaton a Sassy gay male, mettatenna and mettaspam and whatever else hes just cooing and making goo-goo eyes at the other male hes being shipped with and generally playing the "girl" role in the yaoi slop
We're not supporting biological female anons in the big 26. I only care about our t-femmeanons, all other whores can die.
Kris above me
>>558410775Kris would not say that
>>558409674Heil Hussie
Lancer below me
fave prefers marshmellows rawfave also prefers me raw but that's unrelated
>>558410503who chomps who in the end
Feeding fave real marshmallows made from marshroot
>>558410383these >>558293149 >>558307183 were the most recent ones I posted
>>558411118Pure chomping? Possessed DededeOtherwise, King hooks Dedede and swings him around and punches him
Wet open mouth kisses on faves lean and toned stomach as I play with his dick
Cleaning the marshmallows from fave's beard after he got a little too excited drinking hot cocoa
>>558411465Marshmellows?the only gooey white stuff on Asgore's beard will be "coming" from me
If hometown is the whole world and is artificial in some way, Mayor Carol is in a very interesting position. The icy queen of the whole worldI wonder if her on-the-nose ice theming is relevant in a schizo way if she really does have a serious role in the cosmos of deltaruneI don't know what this would mean though. Most of what you can infer about the significance of ice (as in from the weird route) seems hard to correlate to this situation
>>558410549I don't get it either, mettaton being more like a funny gay overlord to the stupid scheming old fools would be more entertaining.
>>558411880Maybe Carol is something like an Gnostic Archon, a ruler of a false reality that's in service of an even greater entity. We already know Carol is a control freak and she takes a great deal of attention in her own home and Hometown to a lesser extent. In a near literal way, she literally wants to "freeze" time.
gaylord is a dying breed that has been overthrown by ladyboys
could hometown be like this because gaster is a lazy worldbuilderhttps://youtu.be/77pX6_sSZk4
Giving fave raspberries on his soft little tummy while I use my two fingers to stroke his lil ochinchin
>>558393515Oh.
>>558410459>>558411383Thank you
What if Gaster is like GRRM (fat, distracted by sex instead of finishing his work)
>>558412906Does this person… know? Are they… one of us?
THREAD SLOWYOUR TAKING TOO LONG
>>558413387I'm eating an apple
>>558413387I NEED TO UNLOCK DEATHBLOWS
Fave is trying to wake ip at 7am instead of 10am after 8+ years of going to bed st 2amHlep
>>558413516Noelle hung herself
>>558413516"I feel you, man. Trying to get up at sunrise over a year+ of sleeping past noon." said Fave.
>>558413412>>558413447ok...
>>558413516welcome to the torture zone nightboy
iiiiiii'm crucifiiiiiiiied crucifiiiiiiiiiiiied like my faviorfuuuuuuuuuzzylike cwiiiiiterz a chaaaapter I played
>>558413728CUTE!!!
new bread when
>>558414118GHOST fan…
>>558413516IDK if this helps but I got one of those alarm apps that forces you to get out of bet to turn it off and that helped me a lot. If I can make it to the bathroom without falling back asleep I can get in the shower and wake the rest of the way up in there.
>>558413387HALP. SCARY CREATURE IS CLAIMBING ON MY POASTS.
>>558414449I will never get out of bet #I love gambling
>>558414485WHOSE SCARY PUMPKIN IS THAT
>>558414656>mfw I realized that wasnt fujo pippins in the imageI keep forgetting that fujo isnt a canon pippins. shes real to me
>>558414819>didn't get the update that made fujo canonsave BRICKED
>>558414449i got an alarm app on my phone that blasts a loud fucking blaring siren at top volume until i turn it off and i left my phone near the computer so i'm forced to get up to turn it off but now i just kinda wake up to a loud blaring siren and then go "ughhhhh i don't wanna get out of bed" and just fall back asleep with the siren blaring in my fucking eardrums and then wake up like 4 hours later with the siren still blaring all confused and sweating and dizzy
My Amazon Alexa wakes me up with smooth jazz every morning. I love that little orb even if she does hear me jack off and sends the data to Jeff Bezos
>>558415149always listening just like gaster
It is 6 am. I just woke up. Can I get a kiss on the head? Thank you
>>558415149>buying a spybot that sends your JO recordings directly to the Holiday IslandIshygddt
>>558415301This pic is very traumatic to me, though the MTT Archibald is flames
Nobody wants to kiss me good morning
>>558415498Bro got traumatized by talking vegetables singing about water buffalos
moist>>558415686kissu
>>558415686*licks your forehead*
>>558415315>>558415686*Kisses u*
I don't want to kiss anyone good morning
reminderlightners never give up!
>>558415707I was raised in a Christian household…
Already working on the file for a Cattenheimer the Younger selfshipper, whose lack of privacy online is so bad that I was able to accurately guess what high school xe went to using the same methods(proximity to known locations, district calendars, school mascot) only to realize I didn't even need to because xer account had several images with the school logo in it—I understand doing this to autists is like playing on a smurf account but goddamnOf course Papyrus would have this done to him several times by people who mistake his innocence for evidence of some deep moral evil, but he'd persist; Alphys herself would sit on literal dozens of these files like a wannabe Batman wondering if now is the time to release them all and win the discourse war at any cost
>>558415715>>558415718>>558415721Oh hahaha hahaha t-thank you >>558415789Oh. Well that’s just like your opinion
>>558416043why
I wonder how irritated people who make dossiers are with me since I post here so often yet have revealed not a single thing about myself ever
>>558416215added to the dossy doss
what are dossiers? dessiers...?
>>558416164For the explicit purpose of sending the detailed files to them so they know what to remove from their public-facing social media accounts, as I've said before and done just this morning, a free security consultation basically Especially if you're a tranny trying to hide it from your IRL circle I don't need to explain why being so trackable is a terrible idea
>>558416308Kraut even got mad and vagueposted about something along the lines of leaking mine because at one point he's actually retarded. They call me the Wing Ding the way I be mysterious and green.
new bread when>>558416474mfw when the light is running lowand the shitposts start to growand the good posts that you knowseem like faaaanta seaaaaa
>>558416319you enjoy doing it for the thrill, don't you
The streets are saying that got your dick pics in the dossier
>>558416606Well, of course, why does anyone do anything? I can be a neurotic creep AND decide to use that to help people stay safe rather than just keeping the information to myself.
>>558416753I guess an ethical stalker is better than the alternative
this is the final bread btw
I'll make an Asgore bread... unless anybody wants to make one first of course haha
>>558417102Do the Assgore thread, my nigga.
>another goatshitter OP
>>558417358>angy
make a bread in the next 3 minutes or i fuckin will
>>558417374shut up numbers
Make the thread goat themed but with sexual elements
I made a bread but I ated it :v
>>558417465>>558417465>>558417465IT'S DONE
>grind to max level>megadeath instakill superheal killeveryoneonscreen build>>run from every encounter because fighting takes too long and yields no rewardWhy is fave like this?
>>558417512Well it’s just that. You don’t feel you get anything fun or reward out from the encounter. That’s why I don’t play jrpgs. They’re not fun after a while.
>>558393515most people are noellewhat is that supposed to mean?
>>558417997noelle represents the early 2000s culture, most people here never grew out of it, so their personality matches the character designed to embody that culture