Previous: >>558379487>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of ConfectionEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Reminder that /uma/ is not place for balding ojisans to have their midlife crisis
>>558402259Wrong
>>558402210>>558402259>Coming from the FAT teiofag that likes the taste of his own cum
Global Anniversary Doko?
>>558402374In a few weeks
>>558402374In 2 weeks
everyone's beloved almond eye is releasing soon and yet the OP is forever whore
>>558402374In 1 week
>>558402428She's already released, and our senpais have her as OP anyway
>>558402370
>>558402496>and our senpaisyou dork
https://litter.catbox.moe/qymzq3.mp4I'm so fucking happy
>>558402428HER GAMEHER BIRTHDAYHER COMPANY
>>558402259This is the hip board.
this bread will be butter
>>558402087FAT FUCK
I thought she was better as front runner. She was able to proc her unique just fine during late-race
>>558402374>"""anniversary""">only been like months
witgod pulled ai-chan in 20
>>558403024consuming winter ears
>Just 612k AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I will install Sweepy
im sorry
global pakatube will make me shit piss and cum
>>558402995They should have accelerated fast enough to sync the 1st anniversary with the official one for JP
>>558403194tamamo doesn't have allat
disgusting creature
>>558403294>creatureexcuse me
>>558403294You forgot a word
>>558403194>So desperate for money that she has to do thisThis is also what happens if you win Arima with Creek or Oguri.
Thoughts?
>>558403343>>558403385disgusting UMA
>>558403402This is exactly what I'd consider to be a casual outfit
Still in Love's Legend Changer is...lmao
>>558403402I'd like to sex her, with lovey dovey baby making included. Does that answer the question?
>>558403402She looks like someone I'm going to take out to an Izakaya
>>558403402why is she wearing clothes
is she good?
>>558403402She works at the Yagami Detective Agency doesn't she?
>>558402890>>558403079Why are you posting these global screenshots here in /umaJP/'s conquered territory? This type of content is not welcome and should be banned. You need to be saying "Ebayan" over and over instead.
I don't admire vega.
>>558403602
MANTscare claims another dacchi...I don't think we'll make it to 2027 bwos
are we finally doing it, are we merging with jp?
>>558403602JUDGMENT MENTIONED
>>558403079What was the line for last week? I saw it hit 602k.
fingering ayabe while looking into her eyes
>>558403628Don't scare me like that I thought I failed the witcheck
Wow Ai-chan's tits are really bouncy in Menishuki
>>558403785604
You guys have your own yeppers wit MLBd and a super creek MLBd for the ultimate longslop CM that is going to be pisces cup, right?Not even MANT can save you if you don't have NSM and Maestro.
>>558403785604,500 last I saw
>>558403832lol no I'm not playing that shit lmao
>>558403854Kitasan soon.
>>558403832I have neither of these things. How bricked am I, bwos?
>>558403832I will simply use two carrots and Maruzensky
>>558404018If you have Taishin encroaching shadow will be better than spurt+NSM
>>558404097So same as the last long CM. Goldshi, Taishin, and Cafe.
>>558404057So nice seeing competently made clips like this, doubly so when the uma makes me horny
>>5584038320LB YeppersNo CreekBut none of that matters because I will Run Golshi/Sweep/Kaichou all as ends which dominate longsMANT has a 1900 stamina cap.My umas might not be the best, but they'll be the best conditioned.
I noticed my 2lb Stinko Windy has 7% RB while MLB Kitasan only has 5%...
>>558404174Cafe can't run miles. I don't play Golshi, but if she refuses to run that would be bad.
>>558403832>MLB YeppersFor what purpose?
>>558403832top cun has nsm and squirt borrow creek done
zero casino drive
Thoughts on Almond? Would you pull for her in the mean future?
>>558404261NSM>>558404218>MANT has a 1900 stamina cap.how are you going to get stamina without stamina cards
>>558403402she got some big titties
>>558404369Only if she pulls something of mine first
>>558404395>stamina without stamina cardsunity explosions
>>558404369She doesn't appeal to me but I do think she looks cute
>>558404395I have 18* stamina. I can borrow Creek. I have other stam cards like Rice/McQueen/Chiyo.
>>558404395She still gives NSM at 0 LB
>>558404369Not between Oguri (forma de peak) and Forever Young, I'm afraid. I feel sorry for all carat stashes
I'd imagine this is what it felt like in December 2011, people randomly committing suicide before the end of the world>inb4 world didn't end...
>>558404313>top cun has nsmif nsm becomes such a weird skill to get, does it makes a difference if you with the superior top cun for maestro? or does regular top cun become god tier because she has nsm?
>>558404369nopei would pull for the superior roommate though
>>558404369>generic pace umanah
>>558404369I am definitely sure I have already quit by then or global is EOS'd
>>558403980yeah I guess but more importantly, Dia-chan soon
>>558404369I don't think I have a plan to pull on anyone tbqhIdk, I already got NY Urara and NY Opera
>>558404369I just pulled for her just now and I will do so whenever she comes in global too. Ai-chan is super cute
>>558404539SHE DOES THE THIIIIIIIIIING
>>558403832I have a 0lb Creek and two crystals. If I pay for the anniversary selector I could raise her to 3lb. But I also don’t have FM and was thinking I should probably get a copy of her card. I realize that there are better banners with FM later though. Any advice?
>>558404539Forever Young will not be released soon. Almond Eye was shilled for a year and at the very least it’ll be the same for Ebayan, if not longer, since he isn't retired yet
Almond Eye has a Menishuki
>>558404745FM is MLB or bust for MANT and not good enough afterward to justify it
>>558404369"super mare">long f
>>558404745If you don't have FM you can run guts builds and use Tachyon wit or Dober SSR wit to cope.
oguri manko
>>558404865I have pretty much every wit SR except for tachyon. Mejiro Coper it is then.
>>558404858Mares are second rate umas.
>>558404369Absolutely.
Remember /uma/: if things start getting too slow during MANT, I want you to consider eating your little brother /umaJP/ to survive
>>558405032are snorlackses fluffy or just fat
>>558405090fat
>>558405074I don't think they want to post here.
>>558405074people are gonna move to /v/ before they merge with jp
>>558405015Fuck you! Scarlet is #1!
>>558405148>move to /v/lol
>>558405074I'm almost positive lurking /v/ during the first few weeks of MANT will be more productive than being here
>>558405074>consider eating your little brotherI mean... I would, but I can't exactly force them to jump down my pipe.>558405148That is the BIGGEST fucking cope from your schizo ass I've seen yet LMAO.
>>558405090they are fat but it's like laying on a giant boob
>>558405148True. That's what I'm going to doIn fact, if my club hits 25 and under, I'm declaring our club /v/sexual and /vg/sexual
>>558405132Then why do they keep posting here?
>>558405241Fucked up the quote it was meant for >>558405148
>>558403402I love all Americans
>>558402087This game got great momentum why's Cygames not showing effort to fix Trackblazer or give us news they are doing some QoL for Global.
>>558405326Because it's not them the ones posting here it's one schizos and the NTR guy making all the JP posts. The UmaJP bros sometimes check this thread and always laugh at how bad it is.
sex
>>558405370is there divegrass with uma going on or something
>>558405370>Didn't released buffed Unity>Won't do ANYTHING to TB to fix and improve itYou will get garbage on release and you will like it faggot
>>558405454Sorry i dont know but somewhere when I took that screenshot that was on top of the catalogue
>>558404745What are you saving your crystals for bwos? You are saving them right?
>>558405454Divegrass is literally the reason why we have two threads to begin with, all cuz the SCHIZO FREAK got mad he lost his team so he made a 2ndary thread out of spiteNo one in this thread even fucking likes or gives a fuck for divegrass, so the few moments he tried to make it big here he was kicked out
>>558405467>like it >40% of JP dropped the game kek
>>558404369game will be EOS before global gets almond eye
>>558405618>Schizo has reading comprehension problemsAdds up holy fuck>>558405656Thank FUCK, freedom!
Is /v/ma our otouto or fraternal twin?
>>558405683If JP slaves cant handle it, its so fucking over for Global.
>>558405724its the special ed class
I am too much of a witlet to install Sweepy
>>558405724our lilbro died again...
>>558405618>>558405739JP fags have always been the casual server, if they couldn't handle MANT it's because they are the casuals.
https://jiggie.fun/CPABtWhttps://jiggie.fun/CPABtW
>>558405724vg uma was first by fucking far, if anything it's a brother and/or son, while the /a/ threads are the sisters from another mother
>>558405724our lover
does midrace accel not help you with taking advantage of midrace velocities?especially on shorter tracks where a velocity will be active for most of midracei've had this question for months and haven't gotten a straight answer
>>558405838JP clean up content so they're hardcore.If you mean casual in terms of game knowledge and skill yes they are inferior since they always resort to pay to win. Its no wonder why WITgod is so bad at this game and only won 1 CM despite being a JP veteran.
>>558405959nyo
>>558405838japs literally only play gachas and nintendo. westerners play the full range of games so if trackblazer climax isn't hitting right then they'll just drop uma and move to something else.
>>558405959Yes, but it’s not worth trying to build around
>Last night was suber chill, everyone got along>Today the schizo is out in full force againGuess he was busy working, on a sunday of all things.
>>558405959it will technically help to accelerate faster when your midrace velocity skills increase your target speed, but the increase in target speed is basically reached instantly anyway unless you hit multiple golds at the same time. The reason that late race accels are so good is because you have to accelerate from about 18m/s to 24-25m/s, whereas a midrace gold velocity is going from 18.0m/s to 18.35m/s
FUCK I THOUGHT I GOT WITCHECKED
>>558406159we have the SEA autismos too
>>558405724/v/ma and /uma/ are two different countries with their own unique cultures and exports.
Post more Almond tummy
>Base Energy: 99.6% (high energy)>Base Energy: 99.6% (high energy)>Base Energy: 99.6% (high energy)sweepybros is this a known issue? it refueses to rest and I have to restart the emu + sweepy to fix it
>>558405724>>558406489/v/ is strictly more gameplay/uma/ follows the JP culture of posting the desire to want to fuck umasExcept there's less keiba
>>558406489>unique cultures and exportsSo having several drawfags that put out OC often and less gaslighting when it comes to answering questions about the game?
Note how some of the JP cunts only ever talk to themselves or not at all only posting "their" stolen content
>>558406082Witgod doesn't care enough to post or stream his CM results So why do brown retards like you keep creating fanfic about his results?
>>558406720Nice cope
Post more Almond milkers
>VFtroons seething about witgod againglobal is never beating the brown tranny allegations
>>558405724>/uma/Firstborn>/v/maYoungest son>um/a/Middle daughter from a different mother.
>>558406840wit god sucks and is a umaJP cuck plannedfuck off the both of you
>>558406720ehit doesn't really matter what his winrate ishe consistently gives out some of the best strategies that the other ccniggers seem to vastly underestimateexcept his weird fixation with groundwork pasa
Reminder that you can report the the tranny to cygames for using uma vtranny avatars
I'm now seeing more lates than fronts on public lobbies. Did everyone get tired of building front or realized it's too weak? Global btw
>>558406964>reporting>doing anythingbotters are still rampant, so is the tranny translation
>>558406905Forgot to mention, our father is /umaJP/ but I think that's implied in the post
>>558406995I have 90% front wr in front lobbies. Global is just too retarded to build fronts as usual.
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>558406634Are you on bluestacks, I had that issue there before but sweepy only recommends mumu now and it's been working for me there
>>558407037They're more likely to care about IP violations than whatever happens to your shitty server, globalcuck
>>558406995that's exactly how it goes with front gaslighting every time.>zomg front are so busted>turns out lates can always gamble in a mile CM with FF + OYL + other accels>people run less fronts as a result>fronts are even weaker because there are less front fodders to create gapsit's not that they are strong, but the more fronts are hyped up the stronger they become because only the strongest front matters, the rest becomes feed to make said front stronger against other positions
I'm doing a medium mutated Taiki with a RB deck to eat the Suzukas whole.
>>558406938Groundwork pasa got me several wins last CMIf there's no or only one front then it's easy for her to hold the lead or take over midrace
>>558407152I'm just hosting and joining lobbies. Too lazy to play career
>>558402240It's an expensive gamble. It has a 15% chance to proc well, and 85% to not proc well, and only about 25-30% chance to do anything more than jack shit, and that's being generous. Needing to activate in 33m out of 225 is not very good odds
>grand allergy>perfectly healthy exhibitionist?????
>>558407152You can do both.
>>558407229I don't see you posting any lobbies.
>>558407152But I'm doing that right now
>>558407152I'm addicted to waiting for the refresh on funny threads.
>>558407152For once I am actually playing the game; training my KK Pasa for CM,Still fapping to Chrono on the side tho
>>558406938I know it doesn't matter, but it's more about why brown shills keep making shit up as if they think it matters. Maybe their 90% browntuber never winning mind broke them.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2026136370666938722youtu.be/C3f5ew3JBJMwtf kek
>>558407339>katawa shoujo in 2026At least it isn't a jp server picture.
I found a box of Tim Hortons donuts on the director's desk. Strange.
>>558406905is there a /vmg/ uma?
>>558407321Too lazy to edit and post results just hosting on public
>pull choco bourbon>her career is annoying alright time to only pull 20% speed, easy career umas anything else is a hassle
>>558407534nvm found it myself>>>/vmg/1869368thread started in october lmao
>actually talks through the puppet and has special animations for itWtf that's cute
>>558407551Just say you hate us
>>558407534Yes but it's extremely dead from what I know. Probably the stillborn sibling.
Teio LOVE!
>>558407678autism....
>>558407657>4 months ago threadHoly shit
>>558407678The Gold Clan are freaks
Are we gonna get AMERICAN umas next? Did anyone expect Almond to become playable?
>>558402240>I shilled Unrestrained early on and a flock of retards posting gaslightator screenshots said it was trash. It's funny how that shit tool is worshipped. Just learn how to read racetracks from Gametora.And what did Gametora's race track data tell you? That it can activate? With what probable frequency? Because I looked at the data on GT and it looks pretty dismal for a skill that costs 360sp.
and they said jp was dead
>>558407678>Unique animations and all https://youtu.be/X81AoBcVnaA?t=20Holy shit I did not expect that.
>>558407802You will get NPC expy Umas like Treve and Montjew
>>558407828Isn't it? Isn't that why the 5 posters on /umajp/ are posting here instead?
is this good
>>558407687There's that too
>>558407779They're great.
>>558407678
Can the JPniggers leave already.
>>558407802Sunday Silence not being in the Breeder's Cup scenario means that CyJews will never add foreign umas as playable.I guess japs are still seething that a burger uma saved their shitty racing scene and destroyed their established nippon sires, so they're trying to pretend he never existed.
>>558407524ks was a great vn I think about it every now and then, and I replayed a route 2 summers ago
>>558407828Considering that JPfags are so slow they never show up on 4stats, yeah
>>558408073They should go to their own thread.
>>558408102you thought wrongly
>>558408050The Jap Mafia literally seethed at Opera for not having Sundayman blood though
>>558407983OHHH HE IS DOING IT HE IS LGing
>>558408073I bet they would if they were posting in /umajp/
https://www.nippon.com/en/news/reu20210807KBN2F806I/What if this umafied?
>>558408102She's DUMB FalconWrong thread
Almond refuses to come to my throwaway JP account so I hate her now
>>558408102That's such a funny face
>>558408053who's that
>>558407828>>558407947>JP has more players than Global right now>Global being uppity before MANT
>>558408070I've been meaning to finish it but I kept putting it off until now. After the Shizune route I'll have Emi's left.
>>558408202>nippon.com>for international news from nearly a decade agoholy fuck go back /jp/ TRANNY
>>558408280Do Kenji's bad end route
>>558408271Instead of bragging you could leave, this is our thread.
>>558408102More like Shart Falcon
>>558408264I'm sick of the losing faceIt makes me sad
>>558408050>and destroyed their established nippon siresit's the opposite, actually:up to sundayman nips preferred foreign sires and native ones were underappreciated, it wasn't until after the big 3 (brian's time, tony bin and sundayman) invaded that native nip sires became stronger and more desirable
>>558408358>our
there has to be a better way to get groundwork, or a better deck for front dirt
beyond dreams scenario looks overpowered, LG umas easy
>>558408135But this is their thread though
>>558407678Here it is with her voice. It's different when she's speaking without the puppet too. Very cute umahttps://x.com/ryumrykk/status/2026144050261508468
As a generally unlucky person in things that don't matter in life like gacha games (had to spark 2 umas I went down to 0 carats on), I really really dislike using late surgers.I have done over 80 practice lobbies and my late surgers have won probably like 3 times. OYL and Furious Feat never fucking proc even with 800+ wit and when it does it's late as fuck.I think I'm just going to run pace Oguri on dirt. Fuck this late surger shit. Maybe once Lose Yourself comes out and a consistent form of accel like Spurt is added for lates I can use em
>>558408431what is that thing!?
>>558408450>Still using Falco instead of V.Bakushin
>>558408450Use Bakushin instead
>>558408450borrow guts bakushin
>>558408450The better way is through sparks
>>558408450but falco is good? prudent positioning and top pick??
>>558407161Yes, well shitGuess I'm going to downgrade to a version where it still worked 100% of the time
uuuuuuh where do I get Taking The Lead on Bourbon when I'm training Bourbon herself?
>>558408271if Uma JP is as lively as you say, why are /umajp/ posters in the global thread instead of the jp thread? Why is /uma/ so fast but /umajp/ dead as fuck?
>>558408450change riko to a wit and use stam sparks instead. Falco is good, you want both top pick and pp.
>>558408583you will never have enough skill points to buy top pick as front
>>558408358If it bothers you so much go get jannies involved you can contact them through IRC or the 4chan discord
>>558408502holy cute
>>558408660your optional races bwo?
>>558408450Stop being lazy and pay the nige tax (your time farming gw sparks). Your borrow slot will thank you for freeing it from borrowing a shit card
I haven't started grinding Dirt A runs yet, it it possible to get dirt skills from random spirit bursts just like from other aptitudes your uma has A in?
>using guts bakushin>other than gw it's a wasted slotRetards
>>558408719if you had enough statlines to run 4 extra races you wouldn't be bitching about finding a better way to get groundwork other than falcon
I'm still gonna use falco because I'm a casual front player :3
>>558408759nta but that's what I'm doing with my vBourbon runs. I don't know if I have the patience to get a 2* power 2* Groundwork spark not.
>>558408583>p*wer cardLmao. At least Guts Bakushin is useful for the gutsmaxx scenario.
>>558408652Because the ones posting here are the ones who didn't want the split and stayed in their thread, are you new?
>>558408838its called consistency
>>558408812>20 TE is a wasted slotretard
>>558407302why does uma alegria look fappable that i want to umapyoi her
>>558408652Japan is noon time now. Proper worker drones shitpost after work.
>>558407657>backread>they have a single club other than another club that looked like it dropped by to poach>check on chrono>corpse with a few limbs twitchingWhy die on such a sad hill
>>558408812>meta front card for MANT and big TE for Unityhmmm nyo
>>558405724>otouto or fraternal twinwhy not both
>>558408948Nice!Now I need for it to land exactly on the precise facility I need!Another layer of RNG, excellent!
>>558408941If you consistently can't push 13k then you wouldn't be posting to /uma/ for advice.
Post the frontrunners you made with bakushin guts
>>558408630Your twin turbo SSR bwo?
>>558409210>triple agemasen card
>thread a lot more active now>suddenly the schizo shuts uphmmmmmmmmmmmm
Dont gaslight me. Dirt B is enough or I need to get A?
>>558409192>Now I need for it to land exactly on the precise facility I need!just like every other card in the game but they're actually worse because lol5 TE?
>managed to finally make a usable Gold City after like 20 runs>only managed to make her because I risked 30% training twice on rainbows and she succeeded>despite that she's only like 13.5k and didn't even hit S-rank>can't stand seeing her get 2nd place in every damn race she runs and don't want to run her again>try to make Dumb Falcon>no GW>no Mile S>no Dodging Danger>Ardan and Bijin refuse to give Left-Handed and Winter Runner>finally manage to make a somewhat useable one with the proper skills on but she couldn't max Speed and she failed to get Mile SAnyone want this Dirt CM to be just over already?
>>558409352A
>>558409193who said anything about 13k? holy ESL reading comprehension
>TE is the best stat bwo!!!>senior year comes>WTF MY ACE RUN UMA IS ONLY 12K BECAUSE OF NO RAINBOWSThis is /uma/
>>558409393nta but whyWhat if you just have a lot of power
>>558409412Show us your MLB Curren Wit.
>>558409367Difference is I'll actually get those trainings on the facility I want because I'm using high priority cards TE means nothing if she'll never be in the facility I need because lol 20% chance of being anywhere, which means 60% chance it'll be where you don't want it to be
>>558409352I have dirt B S+ SMarus, but they're worse than my dirt A S fronts
>>558408931no, been here since July. There's been an upsurge in JP-posting lately, which is why I'm curious. Global is years behind JP, there's no common ground to discuss anything, hell we're not even to MANT yet. Globalposters have nothing to say about the game as it exists on the JP server today, and JP players would have to talk about the global content if they want anyone to engage with what they're saying. This >>558407983 is a perfect example. Is it a good rank? I guess? The fuck does he want, a cookie? How the hell is a post like that going to contribute to discussion here? It's not, and it doesn't. Why do JP players want to post in the global thread? I've asked this a number of times but they never really answer. Maybe they're just lonely because their thread is pretty slow by comparison, I don't know.
>>558409352You need A. Max power with B dirt is still a mediocre uma.The track has a fuckhuge uphill right where it matters most. Uphill reduces your max speed based on powerIt's also a mile so yk power is needed
>>558409423You'd be wasting 10% of that power
>>558409423-15% of a lot of power is not a lot of power.
>>558409534>>558409352can you win with dirt B if you have the accels
>>558406634Bluestacks just does thatMumu is better anyways
>>558409638 >>558407161bluestacks is such hot garbage holy shit
>>558409423-20% of max power is 240 you're missing out on
>>558409383I don't want dirt to return until we've had 10 more dirt uma banners
>>558409629You can win with luck as usual but if all my front trigger taking the lead and groundwork properly, the dirt B ones eat shit
>>558409702>>558409618lol
>>558409629You can but if the other two guys also have "the accels" then you lose from the start instead of it obviously being a coinflip across everyone.
>>558409383you're just having some really shitty luck with Falko, take a break and come back later>t.only have barely A+ Shichi after 20 runs
>>558409383Yes. Can’t wait for MANT and we can start shitposting again just like when this scenario first came out. I had a lot of fun.
>>558408450bwo? your 12* groundwork parents?
>>558409565I've also been here since July and the upsurge in JP spam can be a result of the thread becoming slower so he has that gap where his posts get read instead of ignored.I believe what he says, the split happened and he decided to stay here instead of moving to the other thread because he's a schizophrenic manchildren.If you really want this to be a global thread, then start by removing the JP links from the OP. A lot of anons (or maybe not a lot of them) would be against that, but why? This is the global thread after all as you say, but nobody would do that, it would be called "vandalizing" so leave the little schizo post his JP images, ignore him if you want, you don't need to engage.
Crazy scam roll
>>558409792>you're just having some really shitty luck with Falko, take a break and come back laterDoesn't sound right. She has to inherit both Mile S and Groundworks, and get Dodging Danger from Kitasan, and the green skills from Ardan and Bijin. Doesn't seem like coming out with everything would be consistent.
Hahahahahahaha
>>558409618>>558409702retarded niggers, B dirt = 10% power reduction>>558409423A 10% debuff isn't great any time, but it's particularly bad on Aquarius since there's a massive fucking hill in the late race. I guess if you have 1100+ power it's still not the worst thing in the world, and of course well-proccing skills would help, but a lot of your umas will probably only have 900-1050 power, and -10% of that is going to be painful on the fuckhuge hill.
>>558409949You’re a dirtGOD now
>>558409910The way to make a global thread would be to make a new thread from scratch with a global-only rule (on another forum site if necessary) and then delete rule-breaking posts. But then you probably wouldn't have people I guess.
Like how they casually just tease a Loves Only You alt.
Gents, the war is over, we lost, time to give up the space.
>>558409192>I'll actually get those trainings on the facility I wantDamn, you must be getting constant S+ umas with your consistency. Bro, Kitasan has the highest priority and she'll still sometimes fuck off from speed by second summer. You're trying to reason with that slight bit of extra gambling in this gambling game lmao.
>>558410043Not just that, if you're building front or pace Dirt B is a death sentence because you won't be able to take full advantage of increases to target speed from either skills or section wit checks. As front this causes you to lose the lead really easily.
>>558410058>with a global-only rule (on another forum site if necessary)holy redditor big chungus discord postI agree with the other anon removing the >JP Game News from the OP can make this a real global thread
>>558410043S is an 10% increase, but going down in Aptitude is a 15% decrease.
>>558409196>hehe this is the best card>post umas made with it>none I thought as much
>>558409967I was referring to capping speed, but otherwise yeah, you're looking for a 1 in 50 uma run there with that many factors to hit>Inherit Mile S>inherit gw>get DD from kita>get greens from yeppers/ardan>hit 1200/600/1000/400/900 stats>hit all the midrace shitthat's.......... a very tall order.
>>558407161>>558409638Sweepy might be safe but I don't trust that emulator you're toutinghttps://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47082496
>>558410278>holy redditor big chungus discord postHow do you write something like that and then not immediately hang yourself?
>>558410146>neck moleSEX
>>558410043You will lose to Dirt C Seiun Sky
>>558410146>actually gave her a special BC dressWew lad. It’s just her? I thought the others got a special outfit or at least the other winners like Ebayan and Marche would
>>558410252>adding another layer of gambling willinglyAt least try to hide the gaslight
All Umas are fair game for MUH DICK, who cares about some sort of difference? Its still the same damn game with the same hot pieces of ass people aren't even allowed to lewd
>>558410392>>558410471Same poster btw.
>>558410392There is no way this fucking works right
>>558409910>If you really want this to be a global thread, then start by removing the JP links from the OP. A lot of anons (or maybe not a lot of them) would be against that, but why?that's a really good point. Next thread I bake, I'll remove the JP links from OP and see what /uma/ thinks.
>>558410471You'll start seeing things differently once you turn eighteen.
>>558409565Maybe jp posting is up because people who started on global are trying jp now that they understand the game. They're used to this general and know they'll get answers here, so there's no point in going to the jp exclusive thread. If you don't know what a post mean you can just ignore it and move on. It's weird that you are so obsessed about this but no have issues with shitpost like Teio posters tasting her own cum or /soc/ garbage that's actually offtopic
>There are anons ITT trying to argue that a 20TE roamer is better than an extra rainbow on the stat you wantStrong TE cards like Biko and Fine Motion are strong because they can do both. Bakushin Guts isn't a bad cope option if you don't want to grind sparks, but trying to pretend she is anything but cope is delusional.
>You wake up as an UmamusumeWhat do?
>>558410609Wake up again, cuz I aint no tranny
Lets say I want to mutate a rice shower for dirt CM.>which rice?i'm thinking OG for highlander and a tangible unique. Vamp COULD use her unique to lowball stam, but like you want 600 anyway for the course boost right?>which style?I heard pace is cucked this CM except for Taiki. Rice has B front and C late and could flex to either one if they're a better idea. Would I need to spark up or are B/C style good enough? It's kinda rough to have to spark when she already needs to +6 her dirt and +2 her mile.>depending on the previous answer, what parent should I be borrowing and what parent from the umas I have (picrel) would be best to turn into parent #2?
>>558410458I mean, the real answer is get Groundwork into your parent sparks because you shouldn't really be putting Dumb Bird or Bakushin in your ace deck anyway..
>>558410609Race
>>558410548You think... that people actually even look at that stuff?? Why?
>>558410609
>>558410609am i an umamusume but everything else is the same or am i isekai'd into the umaverse
>>558410585>so there's no point in going to the jp exclusive threadKind of guy who thinks you can only post in 1 thread and only use 1 board at a time.
>>558410609Tell Rudolf she is fucking retarded.
Seiun Sky, y/n?
>>558410058Sounds fair. If a new global only general is made, they wouldn't have an excuse to post there, unlike this thread which is originally theirs
>>558410585>It's weird that you are so obsessed about this but no have issues with shitpost like Teio posters tasting her own cum>implyingTeiofags being degenerate is part of /uma/ culture, and while I wish said cumguzzler would kill himself instead of degeneracy delving, sometimes it's funny. JP posters are never funny.
>>558409324at the very least, even if she cucks you in event 1 or 2, she also gives early lead and leaders pride as regular skill hints. half of TTL is better than no TTL. Continue the run. It may still be your best contender when all is said and done.
>>558410789
>>558410601>There are anons ITT trying to argue that a 20TE roamer is better than an extra rainbow on the stat you wantBut enough about Fine Motion, oh wait, she only has 15TE.
I am noticing
>>558410789Y, love this lazy ass-scratching hydrating uma.
>>558410934You should read the rest of my post. Fine Motion can big rainbow and TE, that's why she's good. If she was TE only like Dober SR she'd be utter trash.
>>558410585>If you don't know what a post mean you can just ignore it and move on.That's easy for you to say, you aren't even fully fluent in English. So of course your personal tolerance for chaos is going to be high, since you can't 100% follow what's even being said at any given moment.
>>558410609HASHIRE HASHIRE HASHIRE HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4kpdfH8QjkFirst thing I did would be tear outside and run the fucking fastest for as long as I possibly could. GOD if I could run 50kmh! Being able to run like that would be heaven on earth. Why would I become obsessed with running?>"Because I can"
>>558410609Adjust and actually do it right this time. Hook up with a male trainer at that so I have it made for when my career ends.
>>558411062She has 35 specialty priority, it may as well be zero.
STOP POSTING JP IN THE GLOBAL THREAD NIGGERS
>>558410934Dotonigger reading comprehension and IQ in full display
>>558410918What the fuck is her problem??
>>558410735I know they do, because once I played a little joke and inserted uma.guide into the OP and anons had a melty and made another thread.
>>558410609>Grow a tail and earsI'd still be a NEET either way
>play jp because i have fuckall to do in global>ai in 100>2 ebayans in 90i am so fucked when finemo comes around
>>558411205Removing the JP info makes sense since this is not the JP thread but adding a tranny website is different
>>558411130forgot your oguri image, fucknuts
>>558410934FM has 37.5 FB though. I often wish I have her because you can reach 600 wit with just her.
>>55841113035 isn't bad, it bumps her appearance rate on wit from 16.67% to 22.5%A whole 10% less than Kitasan at 100, but it isn't insignificant.
>>558411263Hot.
>>558410534Seiun unique has enough accel to blast her to finish line
>>558410609Become a fat fuck that loses all races but gets to eat for free at the academy because I'll be the perfect example of what happens to an uma that doesn't train and Akikawa will appreciate the free publicity
>>558411301and? My point was to substantiate (in the face of your statement to the contrary) that anons pay attention to the OP. Which I did.
>>558411458She would never activate it because she has no power.
>get 2 fucking mood downs before an important raceFUCK YOU CYGAMES
https://youtube.com/shorts/PMDELvwNw5M?si=l9b7o4igtPkOVuSuWait they censored her outfit ult??
>>558411534
>>558411339same, when she decides to glue herself to wit (rare, but it's happened) she just SHITS out wit stats like there's no tomorrow. During Capricorn prep there were runs where I'd get 250 wit in senior summer vacation alone. I was running 4 wit cards including her, but it was 70+ wit per rainbow when they all cooperated. It very nearly gave me an erection.
>>558411608>grifters purposefully misusing censorship to drum up clickbait againbuy an ad
When was the FineMo banner?
Start JP and roll for me.
>>558411771>no other frontsI'm nooooticing
>>558411831Never.
Ouuuch oh my left knee is stinging after fucking my gf what do?>>558411771stop posting this paypig dropout
>>558411608Masta...
>>558411841uhh fronts job if they arent 1st bro...
>>558411841blind-chama...
>>558411771Undeniable proof VF knows more about the game than /uma/
>>558412016retard
>>558412016>taiki frontok
>>558412057retard>>558412060>no fronts>clearly another front
Breeder's Cup UI
>>558410789As a boyfriend? Friend with Benefits? As a girlfriend? As a marriage candidate?
>>558411771And yet he will use a proper A dirt uma for CM.Because his job is to trick retards into bricking themselves so they watch his videos or buy his coaching thinking they did something wrong but the only thing they did wrong was following his retard babble. Buy an ad.
>>558412028There's a good reason /uma/ calls him Witgod he's just that smart
>>558412131obviously he means opponent fronts brown retard, fronts are most likely to win, especially if your competition are latekeks, not even a fucking pace Taiki is there
>5 fucking mood downs before senior yearFuck this run if I don't get Dirt A and Mile S I'll just scoop
>>558411463W-Wow... things for this post... I hope I dream about it tonight...
Some faggot got us nuked on /v/
I'm too lazy to get to 1mil points this eventI'm about to willingly miss a rainbow shardI didn't even do Bobo's career and I've been looking forward to her since I don't have her base version either
>>558412179>english scoreboardKino. They should also add english commentary to really sell it desu.
>>558410789That's oomf
This shit straight up makes parents for you, and you can even pick what scenario you want it to run, what races you want it to do, what cards you want it to take. You can pick 10 whites that you want as "a priority" and are guaranteed at least like 1 of them (still random), but the highest I had one go was up to 4. Pink/Blues are still random but one of the two can be locked in with the pass/carats
>>558411835Just to spite you, I will start JP and roll for my ONE TRUE wife once more.>>558412345>Video Game Thread was nuked off /v/Say it ain't so
>>558412345So that's why the Tranny vtuber posting started again.
>>558411835>cums inside of you instead
>>558412354Rainbow shard isn't 1 million, that's the carats. Stop being lazy. Bobo's career is a snoozefest so I don't blame you there
>>558412301
>>558411828>misusingWhat would be the proper use?
>>558412389>>558412418He kept spamming how he's going to "make sure /uma gets deported to /vg/" must of been a janny faggot.
>>558412380cyjews insistence on not giving global most if not all the QoL possible is beyond baka retarded but also funny
>>558411986It's like the localization team is somehow unaware that one of the most successful gacha of all time literally has every character calling you master, including blacks and little girls and people who are permanently locked up in chains, and it isn't a problem.
>>558412461I'm not getting to 920k either at this rate
>>558412512Who cares, go back. We are full.
>>558412512Can you make another thread and take the sloptuber tranny spammer back with it too
>Blue (A Dirt) vs Red (C Dirt)You are fucking retarded if you think anything below A Dirt is acceptable. A C Dirt Seiun will job to a decently built Falco
>>558412345
>>558412380Wtf that sounds based. What are the tickets for though? Can you only do it a limited amount of times?
>>558412512Prolly the same hyper mega ultra autistic tranny that also shut down /ba/ threads whenever he saw them for YEARS.>>558412536CyJew obviously cares a lot for this trash, at least their NA branch, while whoever the fuck published FGO in the west does not, that or TM was calling them out for trying to do the opposite.
>>558412345Lmaoing at you, /vg/ is for vidya generals and /v/ is for vidya, when will you understand that you low IQ mongoloid
Post browns at thise dire times
>>558412380HOLY HYPER JEWING
GOD can i get a taiki hug too...
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PERFORMATIVE UMATTER XISTERS WHAT THE FUCK
>>558412719He mentioned how he was going to contact IRC jannies to nuke /uma/ off /v/. 2 minutes later we were nuked, is IRC that effective? Can we counter it on IRC to jannies?
teio is hot
>>558412301you do know that your own umas will fight for positioning in the actual race, right? there's not an option to tell your teammates to job to each other.
>>558412792
>>558412893You can contact jannies to enforce rules on IRC, yes.You could even contact them to enforce the global/JP separation on this thread.
>>558412893Fuck off already faggot
>>558412893That depends on how a tranny janny is feeling that day or whether or not they like your topic specifically
>>558412510it's localization. unless you think not being able to say nigger to someone's face irl without consequence is censorship, then i guess it counts as censorship.
Uma is p2w now..
>>558413079>now
>>558412893Bwo if you were being nuked before that odds were it's just a tranny janny mad at you and the guy was bluffing lmao.
>>558413031>unless you think not being able to say nigger to someone's face irl without consequence is censorship, then i guess it counts as censorship.NTA, it does.>>558413079>now
>>558412672>Can you only do it a limited amount of times?You have to pay to use it after the 10 free tickets which is just a trial. That said, the monkeys haven't put it in the shop yet for whatever reason so I can't even pay them even if I want to (I kinda do want to)
>>558412893Yes nigga he basically told jannies directly to their faces that you were running a general on /v/, it's way faster than reports. Newfags and zoomers don't use it much so when oldfags or an anon that isn't retarded wants to get shit cleaned up quick they go to IRC and complain. Go complain about JP shitters please.
>>558412915Taiki is one of the weakest fronts this CM when it comes to grabbing first because she has no midrace unique.
>>558413079>nowWhat is it? Another 500 Yen pass to make the game train parents for you?
>>558412186Yes in all fields
>>558413031Replacing one English word with a completely different English word is not localization. The HRT has fried your brain if you think anyone will buy that argument.
>>558413154doesnt matter since midrace uniques suck this track
>>558408630You settle for the white version
>>558413172you can reroll your early april inspiration event once per run for $15/m
>>558412893>he was going to contact IRC janniesFucking lmao, that shit literally only ever works when it's shit the jannies care about, otherwise you get told to fuck right off, if any of them even fucking use it while arguing about third worldie shit on their private discords.>558412976Weird how (You) never do this ,tranny
Cyjews has the JP niggis by the balls with all the passes they have to buy.They have to buy a monthly pass to get materials.They have to buy another pass to get spark rerolls.They have to buy another pass to farm parents without playing.Imagine sweepy behind a paywall. Jesus Christ, no wonder they cry about global needing the QOLs, if global had them they would be jumping from JP to global to escape all that jewry. At least in global everyone plays the game and whales only have better cards.
>>5584131722k yen. But yes. Results are instant too, even in bulk. And they are separate from your Legacy Uma even if they show up for training in the same pool
>>558412380>it doesn’t give bond pointsGOD DAMN IT
>>558413282How much per month is it for all of the QoL/P2W features?
>>558413320Jannies have had an uptick recently on raping all gacha generals on /v/ for some reason, not just /uma/.
>>558413337>INSTANT bulk trainingFucking lmao they're doing whatever they can to fight the bot menace, this is incredible. It's like watching a late 00/early 10 korean/ruskie f2p shooter
>>558413331All those newbie seiyuu and random third world sponsorships won't pay themselves.
>>558413271Falco, Suzuka and Bourbon are all strong. Maruzen's is slightly weaker but she's no slouch either.
>>558413320Mean to quote >>558412976
I love when people draw umas which bred in real life as couples/spouses.
>Get curious on why our brothers are getting killed>Turns out /v/ma started killing their teiobros>This lead to them being killed by the JanniesSo this proves Teiobros are actually a keystone species huh....
>>558413446you rarely overtake on the corner, falco is strong because it activates early and you get better positioning
do front runners get more versatile or will they always have to run with groundwork?
I like the nickname Bobo. It really underlines how stupid she is.
>>558413424At least they're being fucking consistent then, which means I don't give a damn. My problems start when they're being selective trannies that only delete the threads THEY personally do not like, while keeping up the hyper gooner ERP faggotry shit that's all over /v/. OBviously I'm sure they will ALWAYS leave the e-celeb and ai spam garbage stay up, as it drives traffic.>>558413193Hmmmmmmmm... Then yes, I love me some quality guy love FwB
>>558413346TT is already two career's worth of bond on up to 15 umas per day.
>>558413154she has 2 gold speed skills. falco's unique is actually pretty bad at only 0.25x5. only smaru's kit beats out taiki's kit for mile midrace.
>club member quit because of MANTits over its over its over its over its over
>>558413424Now that you mention it I don't see genshitters or endcucks on there
St-Stop posting fun stuff from the JP server...
>>558413126>>558413250you chuds are still playing the game so i guess censorship won
The tranny schizo is trying too hard today
>>558413618Uma&Co bros.......
>>558413559I'm those batteries btw
>>558413491
>>558413505>Every bad problem ever comes down to teio fattiesSure would explain a lot... also why the local schizo never uses a single image, or replies to anyone directly... COULD THEY ALL BE BOTS!?>>558413636Nyo.
>>558413515Front is a solved style. Get first then win. Yes, you will be using GW until the game EOS.
>>558413618Mambro...
>>558413689I wish I was Sweepy
>>558413574Are you trying to say that Falco is weaker than both Taiki and SMaru front? Because if so you clearly have not been in rooms.
>>558413664?? this as on le fishe
>>558413560>>558413623Endcucks and genshit got giga raped by jannies last week they got scared. I think jannies are starting to drop the gauntlet on /v/ gacha generals. /wuwa/ also got giga raped 15 times in a row within the span of a few hours, never seen jannies nuke so many gacha generals.
>>558413569can you believe there are people who run TT until they get a safe score then never touch it for the rest of the week
>>558413636>fun stuffIf you're into findom maybe, you have to pay every month $80 to have a comfy JP experience.
>>558413771>jannies are starting to drop the gauntlet on /v/ gacha generals.When where those meme'd to death MOBILE GAME boards made by hiroshimoot and his slaves again? I guess something changed in management, otherwise I have no clue why they're trying to stamp out gacha posting NOW of all things.
>>558413771jannies delete snow break now too, they never get past 30 replies
>>5584133912k yen for this new feature1.2k yen for the spark reroll AND factor lock800 Yen for the premium pass (the one that's essentially a battle pass)And then the monthly pass (the one that gives you 50 carats/day) is 980 yen.So roughly $32 dollars, give or take some because I don't know how they set pricing on Global since I doubt it's an actual 1 to 1 since how ridiculous currency exchange can get.
>stomped 4 out of 5 cups in unity>completely lose all races in the last cupthis doesnt make any sense do the +40 stats mean anything?
>>558413771/v/ma is the biggest of the /v/ gachas, they've been purged before. I'm pretty sure at one point they had over 100 deletions in a day. The /v/ jannies REALLY hate them. Which i don't get
>>558413771damn, they are finally cleaning up that placegachatards were taking precious space from twitter screencap threads
>>558413780It's hard to believe there are people who both care about bond points and just skip such an easy way to farm it.
>>558413618The first of many
>>558413948>STOP GIVCING ATTENTION TO GACHA REEEEEEEEE MY AI GOONER COOMER SLOP ERP THREAD IS BEING DROWNED AAAprobably something like that. you'd think all they care for is TRAFFIC that brings in those non existent ads bucks, but I suppose not
>>558413908Also the battle pass is almost a necessity if you actually care about this.
>>558413908Jesus...This is insane. At some point I'll definitely start botting
>>558413920Sometimes the reason you lose isn't because you did anything wrong, it's because fuck you.
>>558414086bwo they are adding these paywalled features that bots already offer because they are going to go balls deep into bot banning
Trainer first of all calm down. So you are saying the Trainees are raping you and how it's a massive problem but if it was really a massive problem how come I've never hear of it or experienced rape before myself? Trainer this is a serious racing school you cannot make tasteless jokes like that about your Umamusume. Im sure you are just seeing things so maybe you should take a rest somewhere or spend some leisure time with your Umamusumes. You a dismissed do not come to be complaining about your own Umamusume's conducts. Plus even if they do rape you so what? Umas will be umas. You spend hours with them its your job as an instructor to teach them that obviously rape is bad and they must first get your consent before doing things to you. If they rape you than it's practical a failing on your part and day I say you might even deserve it.
>>558413908You know what? Time to install Sweepy.
>>558414076>Rainbow shardI thought they got rid of uncapping.
>>558413908>over 30 fucking dorru a MONTH for a f2p gachaMy fucking sides, that's more than your average sub based MMO of old, and those things had ACTUAL fucking content on a monthly or quarterly basis, not to mention triple faggot titles that have you pay once and that's it.
>>558414194No, they got rid of leveling the cards. You still have to uncap and need dupes to do so (it auto uncaps the moment you roll the dupe).
>>558414194they got rid of leveling up cards and cleating copies from non mlb cards
>>558413505Qrd?
>>558414313>all they did was remove MINOR busy worklmao okay
>>558413908monthly sub inflation...
>>558413908Sasuga Cyjews
>>558414406>Minor>You don't have to farm SP bullshit anymore and spend a stupid amount of money to uncapEh
How did we grind Groundwork again pre-Falco buff?
>>558406301Is this the equivalent of kid doing fornite dance infront of their parent and grandparent
>>558414463sparks
>>558413908>subscription based mmos were the normal for over a decade>then the korean market killed all of that by forcing f2p to become the norm>wow is one of the only subbased ones left, all the other once having optional bullshitcant believe this horse racing gambling sim turns into a fucking mmo made by PARADOX of all things
>>558414167I'm going to rape Riko
Odds PhenomenonEvens Transcend Alt0 KisekiIf I get 0 I'm still not bothering with Kiseki.
>>558406301Specute won!
>>558414463air groove sr hint hunting in ura
>>558413618MANT isn't even here yet and already claimed victim.
>>558414535isn't FFXIV the sub based mmo people play nowadays and not that boomer wow thing
>>558414451"SP Farming" is such a non issue to me, and money is a joke even on Global, not to mention JP. All they removed was busy work, by which I mean clicking some buttons and menus.
>>558414463Air Groove hintsRudolf hintsGold Ship hintsOguri hints
All the singers for the new song UMA in Americahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsH33GvtDA
>>558414463Groove guts + 9* borrows until you have your own 12* gw lineage
>>558414546Fenomeno*Oh well, Transcend alt it is.
>>558414373I don't know the context but from what I can read in their archives they started getting purged on sight when this was posted.
>>558414647DEPORT THEM RIGHT NOW SPE GOAT
>>558414647>digitanFUCKING FINALLY
That godawful Air Groove guts card has 10% race bonus, huh...
>>558414546Bro is the right choice anyway
Wait, people actually get upset when gacha generals get deleted from /v/? I thought it was just some sort of cheeky cat and mouse game to annoy the jannies.
>>558414616FF14 hasn't been sub based in forever, you can play the whole story f2p like you can with things like ToR, sub shit is for other stuff, not pure gameplay or the main content.>not that boomer wow thingFurry ERP Faggotry 14 is equally boomer shit at this point.
>>558414771You didn't cleat Yeppers right bwo?
KIMI TO
>>558414647>Bikobut why
>>558414791I know, but Fenomeno is still the only Stego kid I'm missing. Kinda sucks. >>558414823FF14 is still sub based. While you can play most of the game for free the last like, 3 expansions you cannot.
>>558413920Decent umas can win up to round 4 but you need the unity trainings to get some of them to the next level which would be B rated umas.Often they get stuck at C rated stat lines or you get many of them to C, if the latter happens you probably get circles/double circles but the truth is that these umas are likely weaker than Riko's aces (or Turf queens)
>>558414894Why not?
>>558414647Sweet>Ass wonderKek
>>558408630you get early lead and cope>b-but twin turbo>50/50 gamble on 3 event>even if you pass all 3 event there a chance you just get the white version instead
>>558413908>Create the problem >Sell the solution
>>558414771minus energy event tho, looks like it'd suck in MANT since you need to manage energy to avoid race fatigue
Falcon!
>>558413908Man, I really want to drop the game now. I'm fine with whales having all SSR decks or getting easy CM wins, that's par on course for most gachas. But they sell needed QOL fixes as "passes"; which is disgusting.
>>558414909I mean, fair enough, but the majority is still very much F2P for starters, while WoW is FULLY P2P. And no, I don't count that old as shit "Play up to lvl20!" bullshit.
My neigher Kris...https://youtu.be/79wiOBsOBtg
The people saying Sweepy is better than Autorun were definitely exaggerating
>>558414835I didn't, but these 3 make 30% race bonus, you're better off not getting too many different type of cards, so the more of the same the better. Curious that I've not seen this card mentioned before. I guess it's because Ayabe guts is so much better, but less people will have that.>>558415017LOL. You're going to be at 0 energy for half of your career.
>>558414894oi ya gotta lot of guts tryna talk shit about bigo begasis :DDD
>mant already DESTROYING globla morale before it even dropsyep JP chads won
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYOU WILL NEVER BE JAPANESE, GRASS
>>558414647Its so peam...
>>558415209Cute.
>>558415053Falcon is cute. Falcon with her hair down is sex.
>>558413908 >>558415076>QoL, game fixes and big gameplay improvements>All sold as monthly packagesNot even Paradox was ever THIS Jewish, holy shit. At least with Paradox you can VERY easily pirate all the DLCs and use them on legit copies, plus for MP only the host needs the DLC, which then get shared for free.
>>558415194Nah I'd endure
hold your horses
>>558415120because despite the shilling of race bonus as the be all and end all, you actually do end up doing a reasonable amount of training and so you do need cards that aren't ass for stat output in the most useless stat of the 5. If you need a 10% RB card to slot in, there are a ton of speed/wit cards that can be included instead
don't worry bros the global pakatube stream will save us trust the plan we'll get our speed runned qol buffs....
>>558415076You can still play uma while it's still F2P "Friendly" why would you drop the game now, you're not paying that here.
>>558415209
>>558415335>rolls are absolutely jewish>long term qol is all pay to uselol lmao rofl
>litterbox refuses to let me upload Still in Love Legend ChangerI know it's...not great but come on you stupid site.
Chair Nature soon!
>>558415323Stop posting and do your job, Rudolf.
>ERMMMM IT'S F2P BWO YOU JUST SNEED 50 RB>ERMMM AKSHUALLY YOU ALSO NEED GOOD CARDS TOO BECAUSE YOU NEED SKILLS>ERMMM AKSHUALLY THOSE CARDS ALSO NEED TO GIVE GOOD STATS TOOI fucking hate this place
>Anon why did you become a Trainer?>Well you see I was touched by a Umamusume when I was little and so...Why is this so common?
I was going to type something, but I completely forgot what it was
>>558415209Orfe has a yet another cute kid… how does she keep doing it
>>558405724Parasitic twin
i know its retarded but lately ive been abandoning careers when they feel sluggish in the first 11 turns something about training partners just getting stuck in one type of training or the game failing single digit percentages early on just makes me believe the rest of the career is gonna be god awful
>He refuses to pay for his gambling fixPAY UP YOU DIRTY SLUT! BUY ALL THE MONTHLY PACKAGES NOOOOOOOOW!>>558415470>The weak should fear the strongNatural predators.
>>558415076>>558415250>>558415395I blame Israel
>>558415502She does lots of umapyoi with me.
>>558415076>>558415250Uma in JP lost most of it's casual fanbase by the end of the first year. People who still play Uma in JP are addicts and whales; you can squeeze them as hard as you want for cash. Uma is not that popular of a gacha if you go by player numbers in JP, it's just the fact nobody with free2play or low spending mindset play the game anymore.
>>558415502He's just like his dad.
Blame GabenDota was the source of this monthly bullshit, Fortnite only decided to do it slightly """"better"""" and it snowballed into this
My favorite part about the new pass it that you can buy it yearly if you want, and save money! (hahahaha)
>>558415639Oy vey…
This is why WIT GOD is the only honest vtuber he just tells you this shit isn't cheap and at best you use cope decks
Super deep voice Kris S LOVE
>>558415639WHAT
>>558413908>2k yen for this new featureIt only adds +5 per day. Everyone gets 5 per day by default. The real feature you're paying for is being able to pick factors during ineritance events.>1.2k yen for the spark reroll AND factor lockYou can pay carats for those without the pass.
Cool it with the anti-semetic remarks. dacchis. These qol passes were promised to me 10'000 years ago!
>>558415606Dota is to blame when this shit was happening way before it got released?
>>558415076Yeah. I'm fine with whales having all the characters and cards but gameplay QoL is where I draw the line. I dropped FEH years ago because every new QoL is locked behind pay pigging.It sets the precedent that any new fix to the shitty gameplay gripes will be paywalled.Not even Genshit was this jewish desu
>>558415727>It only adds +5 per day.Isn't it 10
it's hecked up it took THIS long for eishin's gen to show up
>>558414647Born in america>Taiki>Ass Wonder>Hishiama>El Pasa>Digitan>Akebono>Seeking the pearl>Biko>Kris S>K.S. Miracle>Tap Dance CityRaced in america>Espoir City>Japanese superstar cesario>Loves Only You>Red Desire>Ebayan>Marche LorraineNamed after a place in america>Manhattan cafe (take her to newyork while she is there, she wanted to visit)Mother was american severely restricting which races they could participate in at the time in japan>MaruzenskyPresent for some reason>Almond Eye
>>558415583>JP lost most of it's casual fanbase by the end of the first year.Holy fuck lmao.>>558415639Man it REALLY is like an MMO of old!>>558415606What the FUCK are you babbling about indotard.
>>558415583There are literally more JP players than global right now, TT rankings already proved this. And this is before global MANT, which halved the JP playerbase.
The future looks very bleak...
>>558414167B-but Riko, they leglock me and force me to cum inside of them! Wh-What do I do if one of them get pregnant!? This is serious, Kashimoto. I have offered them anticonceptips, but they refuse to take them. I'm afraid of being alone because they assault me whenever they have the chance...They blackmailed me saying that if I tell something to the Director or Tazuna, they will say I was the perpretator...Help
>>558415805No. +5 per day for a total of 10 per day, can stack with promos so you can get 15 total per day right now. You get 5 for free even without the pass.
>>558415639Fuck we doing here man
>>558415690My wife is so cool...
Where's the qol that makes teio meta?
>>558415521You should play them up to having something like a fan or hard race goal and then sandbag it completely to get your event points, that's what I've been doing when my parent runs have me losing some Crown races and I'm understated to win more of the later G1s, may as well get something out it. Also makes it easier for me to do it with any uma that has the Haruten goal.
>any Frontrunner>buy Taking The Lead for 0.4 accel>240 skill points + hints>V.Bourbon>buy Groundwork, Front savvy, Focus, Early Lead for 0.2+0.2 accel>470 skill pointsguys...I think Bourbon is a bait...
>>558415639>100 dollars granted, it's per yearBut that's still something
>>558415639Are JPbabs okay? Are both versions just going to be shit from here on out?
>>558415996Teiobros are too poor and brown to afford the "leg braces" pass.
>>558416046I mean that's less than 10 a month
>>558416046It only looks big because it's the whole sumIt's less than 10 dollareedoos per month
They don't care about you
Every single 9* run has been with shit race luck
Hello /uma/, I'm looking for help. I'm running 2 spd 3 wit riko with mixed sta pwr sparks on a 20% pwr growth uma. Usually i hit around 1k power. I'd like to hit 1.1k instead, any suggestions? My speed cards already have pwr bonus (kita/mayano). I tried replacing one wit with pwr, not worth it. And to replace one wit with a speed card that has pwr bonus... I'd have to run Kingu. Which is not a bad card, but she has no RB. I'd lose 8 RB from Finemo, which is actually a lot because i do 20 races in career. Are there any other options that i maybe missed outside of highrolling?
She's gonna be a FAT FUCK too, right?https://x.com/i/status/2026139015041470531
>>558416078 >>558416146>look goy, it's less then a tenner for basic qol features!
>>558416191You still get the feature you just get LESS of the feature
>>558416028bourbon is the working man's front runneranyone who has the time to put in work for a front runner with GW + TTL will mog any vbourbon
>>558415825>maruzenskystrange selection criteria but it fits i guess
Is restart a good skill for CM10?
>>558416160fraid so
>>558416158What you wanna do with 1.1k power?
>>558416028Don't look up TTL vs Groundwork values on gametora
Left or right?
>>558416158Just wait for a high roll brother
>>558416314Me in between
>>558416158Cut Riko for a Power Card.
>Seeking the Pearl's singing voiceI teared up from how wonderful it sounds. I need to check and see if her seiyuu sang any unc anime openings.
>globalcucks are shilling the brown vtranny again while seething about the 日本人Why is this general so brown ever since JPbros left?
post something cute
>>558416374
No wonder there is an entire smear campaign against Teioposters who call out these buhis. The jews fear the samurai.
>>558416062Feels good being an oshifag and not having to care about any of this shit. I regularly get golds and Plat3s so it's not like I'm getting left in the dust in PvP either.
>>558416261So that i can cope with dirt B...
>>558416489
can i take prudent positioning without dodging danger bwos...
I think I'm gonna stop buying the daily packs and then drop the game before the year endsThe QoL p2w package thing left a bitter taste in my mouth
No wonder the JP thread is so fucking dead, not only is playing the JP client niche as fuck, but the game gets FUCKED up the ass by Jap Juice.
>>558416475You can pvp for now.JP server piggies need to pay their monthly passes or they would be left in the dust never getting their LoH plats and their """"free"""" event carats.
>>558416559Beeeeeeeee yourself.
>FF14 monthly sub 11$>Umamusume monthly sub 32$
>>558416559maybe
>>558416258But that's based
>>558416660>FF14 Monthly sub $11>If you give even a modicum of a fuck about your inventory you have to pay for more retainers because 2 genuinely isn't enoughlmao
>>558416719I did all the raids on release while playing that game and I only had two retainers
>>558416719are you seriously defending a game about gambling and their jewish tricks? holy SHIT youre pathetic LMAO
>>558416489Mein Führer...
I want my 400 dollars back cyjames
>>558416719Even if you buy all retainers it's still cheaper then uma
>>558416559There's no corner right after early race so if you're desperate for GW activation maybe
>>558416834Don't defend jewish bullshit with equally jewish bullshit>>558416818Did you craft, is everything level 100.
>I share a thread with a bunch of dead end wagies crying
>>558416604In global if you are a complete f2p you can get rank 6 retention and CM group A plats if you have some brains. In JP if you are not buying all the passes and at least some of the carat packs you can't get even rank 4 retention or get into group A. In global people are skipping mid characters or cards because we know the upcoming schedule and the severe powercreep has not started yet. In JP all your cards become worthless every 6-8 months and they can just drop 2-3 umas you end up liking back to back.
>>558416696Holy FUCK my bro got even more stacked!>>558416852>Foresight is great people, look at all the things we can plan out!>MANT is around the corner, JP folk post more openly here again>Morale goes down the drain because of all the "foresight" they're giving usCan't believe I'm sharing this thread with a bunch of fags pretending to be rich and totally not burger king flippers.
Sorry to my trainee but... i might elope
>>558416905Did not play the latest expansion. Did level all my crafters to 90 though during the last expansion.
what if the JP posters that come to global do so because they are the last F2P players who can't mesh with these whalesImagine you have a poorfag friend and you can't eat nice food because they would look at you with the eyes of a stray dog
Uhhh, Official Almond Eye ASMRhttps://files.catbox.moe/5pjqrp.mp4
>>558416971
>>558417016You might be onto something
Do I need Mile S AND Dirt A?Or can I cope with Mile A Dirt A?
>>558417031count sheep for me too, almond...
>>558416962there sure seem to be a lot of burger flippers able to piggie their way through the game
>>558417029
>>558417031>1804x1014What the fuck? Just lower the damn CRF bro, this clip is piss easy to encode..
>>558417016why'd you post oguri with that pic.
>>558417140I'm gonna spark her, even of I dont like building fronts
>>558417213Well, burger flippers aren't known for their sound life choices
>Almond Eye mood down>Waaaah I can't bathe because the bathtub is broken, I can only shower!>Whatever I'll go to my favorite spa!>But it's closing time>I'm just gonna go to bedWhy is she like this
>global is shit because it's filled with browns and troons>JP is shit because every positive update is paywalled when the base game is already a gachagrim
>>558417154I mean, they post mostly twitter stuff or webms instead of their own pics from the game.They must be so poor they have to scrap every single carat to be able to get the pity of the new Ebayan wit card to barely qualify for gibs. It's so sad.>>558417261N-No reason in particular...
>racism racism racismcan you do literally anything else you /v/tards? holy shit you incels are so weak minded, worse than bluesky cunts
>>558417282Its on par with being sad, because time zones exist.
I don't think trainees are allowed to be in their trainer's rooms
>>558416965cute boy
>>558416965Narita Taishin for homosexual males
>>558417350stupid time difference...
definitely not whaling for sparks if i have to pay 30 jewbucks every month
>>558417447El...
Tama has alarms on her phone to play TT on cooldown to aim for the 10 carats reward.
>>55841721399.9% whales are just regular retards that go into debt with their gambling addiction
man this general sure turned dire
if we had a long kino CM instead of dirtshit this wouldn't have happened
>>558417554uhhh anons here own businesses and fly first class bwo...
>>558402087Between my rainbow uncap crystal and the two tickets from the anni, what should I use them on?MLB3 Fuku (this is like it needs one of the three for sure)LB0 Fine MotionLB1 Nice NatureI'm leaning towards putting it all into NN, I want to save my carots for the Maru Summer card.
>>558417507You cry because the food in your dream isn't real
>>558417559And the fun part is the fact that all this information has been known since global launch. I guess the long honeymoon finally ended.
I paid for the pass for the month just to test it out because why not. Here's what pops up.
>>558416719you definitely can if you put in the effort, but most people don't want to which is understandable.
>>558417282imagine the smell
I have come to terms with what it means to be casual. I have let TP cap yesterday and I am going to let cap overnightIt also let me realize chrono gives you small amounts of fans even if you were gone the whole day. For some reason..
>>558417687the FUCK are those dog shit stats?
>>558417678D:
>>558417687I just saw this on twitter you didn't pay for it...
>>558417687This is the parent generator?
>>558417559WE NEED SOME 67 MEMES TO CHEER US UP
>>558417776>YOU STOLE THIS REEEEEEEE>YOU TOOK THIS OUT OF UMAJP OR TWITTER>refuses to post sourcehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tranny
>>558417776Show me.
>>558417687It's free 5 times for f2p bwo...
>>558417684Picrel is what happens if you uninstallNever uninstall
>>558417282She's autistic, but woman?
Did they not announce this inspo reroll on pakalive? Why is this a big deal today all of a sudden
I like covered up and quiet girls more now. I have changed.
>>558417959Low time low morale due to MANT
>>558417959The update came today.
Ai-chan inspires a strong urge to inseminate
>>558417791No >>558417854This isn't the parent mechanic, but something else entirely that's still part of the pass.
when will global be able to put multiple rentals on their profiles..........................
>>558418031Fun fact, Ai-chan insemination and birthing videos are both available in youtube!
I always wondered, but do I want straightaway adept in here? I usually always get the Energy and Mood up even when I don't need the mood...
>>558418096can you not be a mega faggot for once
>>558418116I don't want to fuck the Uma. Only the Musume. Sorry, Mareman.
>>558417254not gonna do all that my screen is 4k so i recorded it windowed with sharex lol
>>558418018I don't see it in the game (global) though?
>>558418096>no Teio speed>no air groove speedThe Oguri poster was spot on, these guys are the poorfags that can't fit into the current umaJP threads so they come here were they are not judged by their outdated decks.
I have never even played MMOs before, but unless the actual method of obtaining gear and characters is a gacha you have to pay for, you have to be a retard to think it's worse than a gacha where qol updates are also paywalled>>558417559One of the biggest gripes people wanted fix was the inspiration RNG since early JP. Now we know they'll never change it. They'll just sell the "solution" to us instead of actually fixing shit.
>>558417253
>>558415817no one cares about filthy germans
>>558418154But more energy is always nice.
>>558418003I'm glad you've come to see the light, Anon. Suzuka is a fantastic wife.
>>558418190>not gonna do ALL THATHuh? All I said was "Keep the 1080p res, just lower your quality value a tiny bit".>so i recorded it windowedI mean, that would explains the wonky res, I suppose. Could've just said that.>with sharexThink I remember you (not that it matters). Move along, and have a nice day.
>>558418225Stego is an end closer iirc so you don’t use teio (pace skills) or admire groove (late skills). Ai speed is a generalist just like Kitasan so you’d use that instead so you can get skills you can actually use
>>558418154In ace runs you have higher chance to get it the +3 hints if it appears later in classic/senior since your speed is way higher, otherwise I'd just go energy. In parent runs always go for the hint
>>558418154it's not a must get skill imo. Unless you have a very bad luck with your skills, im sure you can have better skills to spend on rather than straightaway adept.
>>558418372Stego is a late surger. She can run end if she wants but then you'd be cucking yourself out of her evo skills.
/v/ is laughing at us again
shart falcon is truly SS tier in CM10
>>558418269still seething with rage over ww1, 2, and your own failing economy huh?
>>558418339you want me to resize my window exactly at 1080p or re-encode the entire thing?i'm not making a youtube video
>>558418569That’s like a cuckold making fun of your stroke game
Will Cygames really have the balls to roll out p2w qol onto global servers? It'd probably work though since they're so far out that only the most dedicated autists are still playing.
>>558418003So what's the type of girl you used to like?
>>558418505Oh then should at least use admire groove spd for then for late skills but using Ai isn’t bad anyway. Definitely wouldn’t use teio still though. Maybe as a pure stat stick but the skills would be quite wasted
i'm excited for this general to get a whole lot whiter.
uma musume is falco game
>>558418615Bruh, I'm not expecting you to do anything, not anymore. You explained the reasons why things are the way they are (window mode), and I understand. The matter has already been settled, hence the "move along". Literally all I wanted was an explanation for the wonky res, I got that.
>>558418401>>558418489alright bros thanks, I always wonder if it's a good skill, same with straightaway acceleration
>>558418664White people are the exact kind of people who will be filtered by MANT
>>558418569It's out of love.We're never joining you guys thoughever.
>>558418646Spaghetti coding so no.
>>558418664people are going to leave and the browns will continue raiding the general 24/7 just like every other vg thread
The only thing that's important is from JP is Legend ChangerOpera and Rob Roy are STILL not qualified lmaooooo
>>558418750Sweepy will save us
>>558418569there has been like 9 threads deleted in a row and the schizo is having a melty again, no one is talking about this place
>>558418664You're posting this at the wrong time if you don't want to look self-hating
>>558418580imagine my SHOCK when the dirt uma is good on dirt
>>558418664Only chinks and browns will have the patience to grind out MANT, brownbro
Just finished Chapter 3 of Star Blossom.I like this Yoshino girl.It's sad that the new JP umas each get more fanart in an hour than Yoshino gets in 3 years.
I'm sick of parent farming.
>>558418819It's just a song who gives a shit
>>558418904Don't worry, you can pay 2000 yen a month for dogshit automatic parents!
>>558418757but why
Please be enough.
>>558418904only two more weeks...
>>558418904take a break and enjoy some pitlicking
>>558418904shut up and start sucking my dick, dear daughter of mine
when will global catch up
everything that you do is something that you inflict on yourself
>>5584190168 years
>>558418965why would they join us/v/ thread is /v/ thread and this is the /vg/ thread the only ones trying to mix everyone are the jews that want to escape the /umaJP/ whale thread because they can't afford good cards
>>558418984Chiyo is a nice innocent girl
>>558419034In response to you posting this, I will rape you. You brought this on yourself.
>>558419075said no one ever. now get to sucking, I paid good money to adopt you(200 rolls).
>>558419016have you ever heard of zeno's paradoxes of motion
>>558419016neverwe will get to two weeks behind though
>>558418904It'll get betterJust pay 30 burger shekels a month for the fix bro
>>5584189651. Fuck the mods, we're not kneeling.2. Our subcultures are already too deeply established and we'd clash hard. We want our /v/ictory stakes and other rituals.3. If we wanted to we would have by now.
>>558419139I can see them
>>558419139Large
>>558419139hot glue
>>558419139Too small
>>558419118He had to spark on the uma banner
>>558418965A special club for special people
>>558419118Correct attitude. Never forget that your umas owe you a lot for adopting them.
>>558419351finally, an anon with SENSE!
You know I kinda like when Fuku crashes out early. One less chain to crowd the mix of more important chains.
>>558419478I've hurt my hand punching the wall thanks to Fuku. I guess everyone has their priorities.
>>558413908The future is so grimm I unironically want to quit now.
>>558413908What is factor lock?
>/v/ma's mascot is Taiki>/uma/'s mascot is _____
>>558419139dia isn't fat
>>558419554The only ones you want are the spark reroll and the battle pass. So 2k yen a month. $13 to be able to play uma. Browns will be gatekept but at what cost, well the cost is $13 but yeah.
>>558419478but if you pass it all its 77 skill points
>>558419660Falco
>>558419660Teio!
kingu love
>>558419660
>>558419660I thought their mascot was Curren
>>558419692I've only got 77 SP 3 times and she's been in all my decks for weeks now.
>>558419660Sweepy
>>558419767why is it ALWAYS NTR
>>558419660Did you finally get purged, or why are there so many /v/ermins posting?
>>558419660specute
>>558419736No that's the curren(t) q/v/een that won their stakes along with Falco.Taiki is the mascot of the first club and has held q/v/een the longest.
>>558419757The uma we deserve.
https://litter.catbox.moe/2gw190.mp4Still in Love Legend ChangerShe really wasn't built for this
>>558419660>mascot is Taikibased
>>558419660Curren and Falco
>>558419836Nah, just a l/v/rker that got curious about your culture.
>>558419874The real pain of waiting for content is not being able to take my own screenshots of my oshis dancing to these awesome songs
>>558419647Instead of gambling on random blue, random pink you can lock one so your 6 A aptitude Maya parent run can be set to give you turf 100% of the time
>>558419660>Ogurimetapigging and gaslighting is /uma/'s motto
>>558419660Inchou is our representative
>>558419969>/uma/ culturerabis and teioposters being the most based fat fucks alive?
>>558419660The true answer. (Whorren need not apply)
>>558419687>paying for a sub for a fucking gacha where you already have to pay for umas and cardszoomers are so cookedI member when horse armor was the worst monetization about games
Hey who is gonna make a new thread
>>558420095Do you happen to have a Taiki rabi?
>>558420158The /v/tards can do it, not like it fucking matters considering the OP hasn't been properly updated in months.
>>558420158This is the last thread we'll ever have. Treasure it.
>>558420158there's no need to make one yet, retardwe're not even close to the image limit
>>558420158Dozo>>558420309>>558420309>>558420309
>>558420192>>558420273Agreed, let's just call it here. I want to say we had a good run, but we didn't.
>>558420318>>558420326lmao
what do we think about gyarus
>>558420017Are you guaranteed to get the blue or pink spark and rng only affects the number of stars you get from it?
>>558420326>/v/tard is right on cue
>>558420051she is just walking slowly but her chest is so bouncy and jiggly... inchou is too erotic!!!
>>558420389Yes.
>>558420415I think they left already.
>>558419660Oguri Cap
>>558419660In all seriousness, it's Top Gun.
>>558403402Who is this?
