>>558315679>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>roleplay tourney IIIhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/17vcs35g-KN9wZeHn63a8TA85PAMgeyDIKjAud1Im0Ts/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12xFgBhBqMumTzgn7_yOmFYTnrxltRf2uR8jUG8J_-c8/>survey resultshttps://repo.riichi.moe/others/charactersurvey/index.html
>suckymahjongas
>Sakino
>>558404891
>sucki
>m3 seal clubber gets bailed out by 3 ippatsu tsumos after stupidly dealing in twice >Don't even get my second dealer turnI shouldn't be annoyed considering I still comfortably made 3rd and no harm done, but I am
nyagazyakyapyoncyatwataplappsuckymahjongas
>>558404891/mjg/ divegrass team roster pollDon't worry, I've got your backhttps://forms.gle/ZCM1xVz6MmoJA2wo8
>Akochan
Literally all you need to get to master is to get 90%+ on the effficieny bot and slam riichi. I guess also knowing how to fold helps
I'd set my goal at Master, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could reach Master. That then just turns it into an exercise in putting in the time. The process became less exciting.
>vtuber cares more about Mahjong Souls than most anons here
yagooey
>>558405548I thought from software wasn't making any more entries in the souls franchise
>>558405548>whales>wife is FujiI thought that was just /mjg/ lore
>>558405548Thanks for posting this exciting bit of news.
>>558405548>whale>fuji is my wife btwOf course.
>>558405548
>>558405548is this vtuber finnish by any chance
>>558405851Unfathomably based.
>>558405548Fu Ji is already taken
>>558405851A unique spin on the “4000 years of history” take
>>558405925burger living in Japan, dunno if there is more info. Going to watch her for the first time in a few hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_003wv6Uwy0
>>558405548but whales don't need gibs?
>>558404891>sucki tits>actually good
>>558406480maybe theres a title or somethin
I feel as though I'm going to be called into the courtroom as a witness to a violent beatdown
>unironic vtumor posting
>>558406610>noooo don't post about mahjong let's post JAV codes instead
>>558406984>let's post jav codesyou start
>>558406610jong raid hours
SSNI-185
>>558405548whaling on games with your simp viewers superchats is pretty low
>>558407108Why did he get more (You)s for posting the tweet here than in jong if it's jongers responding to it
>>558407762lmao thats funny it was posted there, but to answer your question the same few retards get tired of talking to themselves all day and shit this thread up before going to bed
vtubers play more mahjong than you
I don’t mind jongers I just think they shouldn’t be able to vote or live near us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXLvYuOf1r0
>>558408613Vtubers don't have real jobs
>>558408801Imagine thinking having a job is a W.
Goodnight
Blud really thought he was cookin up a W with that one...
>>558407762/mjg/gers can't help but respond to awful posts
Make thread good beam
>>558409045Hanner is not Xenia levels fat
>>558408843Could be worse, I could be a vtuber
>>558409117you called?
>>558409243having retards throw money at you to loop for 8 hours a day instead of a real job sounds pretty nice actually
>>558409302I was expecting someone taller
>>558409356Better get that model ready
>>558405272how do you know that i say literally all these things to myself every day
>>558409409She gets bigger when you pull on her bunny ears
>>558409356>Mentally ill>Suicidal >No future prospects >Stalkers >Have to play a character and be beholden to the whims of jewtube and twitch I think im ok
>>558409117
Saying "w*tapon" is my stim.
>>558409615You even fucked up the soundpost...
>>558407854I didn't know there were other animals that had pouches for their young
>>558409356It sounds nice but unless you are part of the 2% top streamers you basically live with constant existential dread since your channel could just stagnate or die, the average lifespan of streamers is also quite short so you better make the most money you can out of the few years you got
>>558409529good post>>558409615bad post even if it worked
>>558409615Thank you baggies
>>558409243Most vtubers have jobs outside of streaming though? Rook7 is a clinical psychologist or psychiatrist I can't remember which. Anyways you don't have an excuse
>>558409836Does he really count as a vtuber though, he just has a rabbit mascot on the bottom right
What's Nina's job?
>>558409929ソープ
>>558409836Ok now how many games of mahjong per day does rook7 play on average
>>558409929stay at home mother
>>558409929bearing my children
>>558409929whore
>>558409929ヒトヅマ
testicular torsion beam
>>558410347
bravo eurokeks
it's it crazy how /mjg/ derives all of its culture from emotesinstead of mahjong?what if any boring game (like chess) could become a /vg/ creativity powerhouse if someone drew chibi faces for it?
i'll be the famous bishop
Pawn nya
>no one on /mjg/ plays or even likes mahjong>we just want to post emotes and discuss unrelated topics
this happen when no rooms
>>558410853this is true
Any way to download all my game logs at once
>>558410768>gimmick openingsyou are banned from all online clients and tournaments
>10000 friendlies of just the cow opening
if no one likes the actual gameplay of mahjong soulwhat makes us any different from a regular gacha general?
mne tak tak tak
>>558410937what is the dama pinfu of chess?
>castling in friendlies>en peasant in friendlies>tamecheckmatenever join my likokos again
>>558411131>en peasantywnbf
>there is no chess gacha gameIs this an untapped market?
I stockfish in friendlies
>2nd place>stockfish gives me 70% accuracy
>>558411326I'll be the first
>>558411326it's a game for intelligent people and intelligent people don't support the gacha business model
jong, 'tis timeMajsoul Friends Room 54663(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=54663
>>558411392>it's a game for intelligent people
fish stock, you say?
>>558411374>>558411361Magnus averaged 97% in the last tourney
>>558411429lmao room vulturesstarted
>game is centered around mating
I used to feed people's moves into a connect 4 ai to beat people in online connect 4
>london in friendlies
>>558411549I look like this
let me have my own riichi
https://infrablog.lain.la/pomf-announcement
Sir, a second room has hit the threadMajsoul Friends Room 52049(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=52049
>>558410820
connect 4okoi haven't played in 10 yearshttps://papergames.io/en/r/CkdkfxLelz
can you at least try to mawashi
>>558412027best I can do is 2 shanten musuji push when it isn't your riichi, take it or leave it
>>558410853Go fuck yourself and take your blog with you.
>>558412364we have one here >>5584118493/4 btw
>>5584118493/4, too many cooks not enough soup
So many rooms during burger hours!!!What is happening?!
>>558411849started
>finish cleaning>miss the rooms
>>558412502 I'm dying.
Nyaa.
>>558413289oh...
it's another 'watching everyone be in tenpai while I struggle to even get into iishanten' episode
Nyaa...
Nyaa?
Wan.
>>558414016Mods?
you bought Nodoka’s paid outfit too, anon?
>cheating chinks hourwhy did I fucking queue ranked
>>558414407>novice account so I can't even see the previous name lame
>>558414627Get a life
>>558414857no
>>558411849what can I say, I wanted ittsu. ggs
>>558411849gg very fun game! sorry about the yakuman. I was unsure if I should have let that one pass or not. First time in such situation.
>push>deal in>push>deal in>gave up, 4th place desperation riichi>finally rewarded with a tsumo haneman sending me to 2ndthis game really knows how to keep me playing
>>558411849ggs.>>558414967Respectable, although I would have just taken it.
>>558414967Understandable, is a nice yaku
I'm thinking of killing all aruposters.
>>558415484How can I help?
>>558414627you can just look it up if you actually care, her entire gen's PLs were figured out almost immediately
>>558415543I don't actually care, I only watch Japanese women
>>558411849where is the 4th gg!?
>>558415595maybe he got banned
>>558411849bg
>>558415692>decided to burn 10 scrolls on the fated summon because I like drunk.>get pic relatednadeshiko-12.png
MIKO UPRISING NOW
>>558415484No dont. The average IQ would skyrocket and I would feel less special.
>>558415595There are a couple of burgers who are banned.
>>558416315aruposters are actually above average iq because they have enough self awareness to attach aru to their retarded posts
>>558416503room temperature iq post
Room temperature Ahhru post.
>>558411429north round bros how we feeling?
>>558416718if it was room temperature, the butter would be melted
>>558411429fuck you guys we need to stop choking and end the gamegege
>>558417242there was no choking, you guys just didn't make any hands of value
>>558411429gg
>>558411429GG, insane game>>558417283i did, none of them were allowed to win jinwu-5.png
>>558417283I tried to, but nothing was working.>push>deal in
if everyone was working towards mentanpin instead of opening their hands we wouldn't have ended up in west
mandatory ryanhan shibari
>>558417992this is how we finally get /mjg/ to play ranked
[abhorrent post both vaguely pedophiliac yet antisemitic]
>>558420132good post
I denounce the talmud
>>558420383
I clogged the carrier.
I lost a JAV I watched last year and can't find it now
>>558421545
>>558421907ask grok about it, I asked about some obscure erotic movies I only vaguely remembered and grok was able to remind me the names
>my third 3rd place in a row because someone deals in non stopmy games today are weird
>>558422214if I ask ai for the name of an obscure tv episode or a movie I watched it just gaslights me
>deal in 3 times>check maka for deal in hands>S->S->S-i knew this game was rigged against me. i should have been celestial 1000 hanchans ago
>>558422669maka seems to have shifted up an entire letter grade on average, it got worse
>>558422214I'm trying now, but I'm losing hope...
All I needed was one ura dora through the course of any of these games to improve my placementjust one little ura doranever ura dora. Never ever. And this is after Kan in two hands
>want to participate one of those xitter giveaways for gibs>check and see no other /mjg/ anons are participating I can't do it... I will be made fun of if I win anyways...
>>558422214it didnt work
>>558425330Other anons won before and didn't get teased, go ahead and participate
As long as you come back stronger for every 4th place you will be ok
>>558411326People who take the game seriously and aren't being paid to shill something typically play on the client with the least amount of frills.
>>558426078based RCchad
https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2026164297064460337
>>558426476
>>558411326Probably, but at the same time Chess isnt as social of a game as Mahjong and honestly all the gacha shit will probably be very distracting too during the gameplay, at the higher levels there requires a fair bit of concerntration. Not sure how much more popular it is overseas, but you have to cater to the asian markets first and foremost as far as gacha is concerned.A WELL MADE Chess Balatro-like game however...
>go on wikipedia to learn something>get curious about every single hyperlink>100 tabs open in an hourwhat do?
>>558426476how tall is he?
Can someone Cynthiafy this edit
>>558427014168cm
What would happen if you made ichihime into a housewife?She'd be a NYAGGER!
>>558427075i don't think asapin is only 3cm taller than me
>>558427075he looks taller
>>558427317because japs are midgets
>>558426476Only 1 foot? He's heavier
UMA IN AMERICA
It's uphttps://xsa.moe/02-22-2026/
>>558427038What's the original image?
>>558427542
>>558427542Nice Murasame sticker
>>558427542>Optimum NutritionYou can get something cheaper and with better quality than this
WHAT THE F-
>>558411821Damn, this week has been the 9/11 of cunnybros...
>>558427542maybe I should get some sticker for my ASUS Zephyrus G14, but it's white version.
>>558428206An 'I LOVE SCIENCE' sticker!
(belated) GLORIOUS DAY
US Presidents Play Wii Sports Club Golf
has streaming killed the appeal of m league?crow plays better mahjong than literallly any "real" professionalit's as if becoming a mahjong professional immediately forces you to keep 5 safe tiles always
>>558427542ILYA !!!!!! MENTIONED !!!!!!
this is how /mjg/ heals me
>>558430010niceposters are the foundation of a community
>>558430010>chihori post>haruna post>steve post
>>558430010Where's the telly for this?
>>558430010so you turn your anger to this general? thats not nice
>>558430010ThisWhen I see Yuzu, I feel calmer!
Huggies for all the niceposters in this thread!
shy jane lickies
>>558430010>go 4th>rant on /mjg/>calm down>queue again>repeat until I derank
I didn't get any huggies.
Jane has cooties
>>558431834It's not healthy to be smug just to hide the pain...
>>558431834
>>558431834I save my hugs for Touka
Ever heard of TOXIC positivity?That's right, you're literally KILLING anons with your nice postingMaybe THINK before you post next time?
>>558432785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
Chihori is a good worker
great, another OUTSTANDING chihori post
>>558432785Is this just some shit psychologists made up to remain employed?
>>558432908she must be, why else would she get three promotions in two years since joining
>terror sloppy itchy whorey
>>558427542Please wash your onaholes after using them, not the morning after.
>>558432981why indeed~
>cross my legs wrong>squash my right ballmahjong
>>558434019rb1 or fb1?
>>558432903zamn amae leddit is millennial woman?!
>>558432953That's all of their field.
oh well, I'll play ranked tomorrow
lolibros...I just heard the news...
>>558434503I guess we'll just sleep on the bedshiroko-11.png
>>558434503uhh whats wrong cunniggers??
oh no no no cunnyshits????
the news is i came
hagsissies...they got us...
>inb4 it's bongistan or eu again
>>558436671It says clearly on the site that it's due to bad actors in burgerstan
why not just ban burgers and bongs
>>558437258TO here.Will do
just rangeban all burgerkeks, all the problems in /mjg/ will vanish instantly
>>558437554who will we make fun of then
>>558437762jong oh wait
I wasn't just talking about pomf on my original post, ATF is also shutting down.What a grim day, mahjong.
>>558437762eurokeks as always
>>558438126what webservices do these websites offer?
>>558438126Does that mean I can get an autosear now without the government shooting my dog?
I like it when bad things happen to loliggers.
no lolygagging
>>558427542Why can't we comment on the blog like pathofhoehoe
I am now a FOC
>milk went bad 4 days before the expiry date
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3806375/8585c603e6/
Do you take this chi?
>>558440370NoIs this gonna be some luckyJ rinshan dora 3 bullshit?
>Hinata 4thGood episode
>>558440370For sanankou? 8m 4z may be in the wall, sure.
Hinata is so cute even when she's losing
>>558440918
It's time to wage
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_JP/status/1452469972442124293
>>558442247>it's realLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558442247about damn time
>>558442247I've been waiting for this
>>558442247Finally
>>558442247>2021
>not even the same monthdidn't even try
>>558409742How have you not watched enough youtube slop to know this? The first thing you learn about kangaroos is that they're from a class of animals with baby pouches.
https://x.com/ruirui_weiwei/status/2026284885439394045
I spent 3 hours away from /mjg/ today
>>558439997Never have I regretted clicking an exhentai link this much
>not reading the tags
genuinely why is every anon who uses exhentai so fucked in the head with fetishes even the most terminally online have never conceivednhentai users are more respectable
>>558443849Agreed
>>558443849Truth nuke
>>558443849You don't make an ex account without being beyond the vanilla shit you find on e-
>unironically using nhentai
For me, it's Hitomi.la
>>558444030you literally jack off to the idea of getting neuteredwhy the fuck would your opinion matter
>>558444167I don't even know what you're talking about
>>558444030Isn't it just a mirror? I don't understand why you would bother setting up ex when n gets you the same thing, unless you're really into maintaining your favorites or whatever.
>>558444069basedtracking favorites is for addicts
>>558444475>setting up exdo retards still think it's a secret club where you need an invite or something? i've been using ex before n even existed, i've never even been on n
>>558444069Same, but the bitcoin address at the bottom looks a bit like my most-used username so I always get a bit spooked whenever I see it.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah mais nique ta race
>>558445374uewbn7?!
>names
Did some streamer shill dama? For days now, every jade game has at least one completely retarded dama.
>>558443849Someone who would make an unrelated post about what they fapped to in a thread for attention would share their most interesting fetishesVanilla wouldn't bring as much attentionMahjong
>>558445480It's actually:Jugemu Jugemu (寿限無 寿限無)Gokō-no Surikire (五劫の擦り切れ)Kaijarisuigyo-no (海砂利水魚の)Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu (水行末 雲来末 風来末)Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro (食う寝る処に住む処)Yaburakōji-no Burakōji (やぶら柑子のぶら柑子)Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan (パイポパイポ パイポのシューリンガン)Shūringan-no Gūrindai (シューリンガンのグーリンダイ)Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no (グーリンダイのポンポコピーのポンポコナーの)Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke (長久命の長助)14ko11NvcemFm2q5NpjpGiTbPhmB8pfnpC amaekoromo-0.png
>rakugos
>>558444598I know it's a cookie you set up after creating an account on e and waiting a week, I've done it like 8 years ago, I'm not gonna bother doing all that on my phone.
>>558445468bravo sneed cuckulo
>>558445942>I've done itso there's no problem
What happened to using good ol' fashioned mags?
>>558445942Your phone can connect automatically without any issue if you have an account
>>558446045>buying porn
>>558446640It's actually customary and a sign of good up bringing to leave your porn mags in the forest once you're done with them so those more needing can find them.aiharamai-10.pngMahjong.
>>558446758i have heard of suicide forests before but first time hearing about jack off woods
>>558446973It was a 90s thing
>>558414407I did. I spent $300 pulling for her, so an extra $15 was nothing.
>>558447337also early 2000s depending on the area
https://exhentai.org/g/373423/df9838a488/I came
>>558448236>check Saki tag>non-h spam>most recent upload yesterdayHuh?
>>558448610did saki buyfag rip them
>>558448713Who?
>>558448862There was a Sakifag who was in buyfags.
>>558449285>not /mjg/Okay.
>>558448862>>>/a/286165039
>>558449439Buyfag and /mjg/ are sister threads.
>>558449439NOT /MJG/???? IN MY /MJG/????SOMEONE PUT A STOP TO THIS
We are /mjg/. We have people everywhere.
>>558449473Buyfags don't care about buu mahjong sets frome showa
>>558448610There's literally a saki doujin contest going on right now for the anniversity, it was posted in the thread like 2 weeks ago
every board is an /a/ offshoot
>>558449559
/a/ sucks
>>558449693What does that have to do with a random doujin from Comiket 82?
>>558449693>anniversity
>>558450381I'm ESL gomenasorry
https://x.com/mfg573/status/2026205466489925906
>>558451134All is forgaven.
>>558451372horse?
>>558451372>chaosk-kristeve in mahjong fight girl?!
Konami should give us a cute and sexy Mahjong Fight Boy.
>>558451563
>>558451372
>>558452369She looks like the bartender boss from Vallhalla
doko
anyone
>>558452590For a brief second I thouhgt it was the protagonist of the Citadel with tights.
Konami, make me another Gradius game NOW
DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHATAPON
>>558454961>>558455382xenia-12.png
Too needyI think I'll just play ranked instead
>voisona will be free to use from MayOC inflation will happen again...
voicel
>OC
doko?N-not like I really want it!... just asking, baka
>>558456430>onaam I supposed to jack off with whatever a vois is?
>>558456663https://youtu.be/QTjvvy9as-YCheck for yourself
>>558456605Excallibooooooorg
OH TILDE TILDE~
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3806840/aec532d628/
I camehttps://nhentai.net/g/371144/
>n
>i
everytime you open an nhentai link on /mjg/, you find your new favorite doujin but in .webpeverytime you open an exhentai link, you get traumatizedwhat does that tell you?
I've never clicked either
>>558456982>leaves out words and ESL babbleWho listens to this shit?
things exhentaikeks have masturbated to>little girls getting raped by bugs>little girls getting their nipples ripped off>little girls getting prolapsed>little boys getting castratedand they're so proud of it, they show it off to /mjg/
I'm tired of these links.
>>558458625all posted by me
>>558457712never realised it was blocked here
>>558458625Why do you click the links?
Majsoul Friends Room 63063(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63063blitz no tits surprise inside room
nhentai is becoming mainstreamdama in friendlies is already pretty much acceptedbit by bit we are changing /mjg/ culture
>>558458842how else you know what a doujin contains from a linkis it not fair for me to try to find oneJUST ONE ANONJUST ONE ANON OUT OF THE HUNDREDS WHO POST PORN ON /MJG/to recommend a doujin that a normal human being can enjoy?
you dama in friendlies to make people madI dama in friendlies to not waste a stick we are not the same
>>558458952sharted
>>558459080you are the same (niggers)
it should not be statistically possible for every anon who uses exhentai to be an extreme 0.00001% degenerateit would be like getting 1st place in jade ten times in a row
>>558459245why am I supposed to give you guys a free 1000 points when I know I won't tsumo
>>558459075If you can't tell what it is from the post and link you're ngmi. The only link I ever clicked was for some hag stuff.
>>558459075Skip the sadpanda links with harunas attached
>>558459368none posted this thread
>>558459293>need a cookie to get to a website that's largely the same as another site that doesn't have a cookie requirement that's like saying people use TOR to browse legitimate websites
>>558459445no one in their own mind would use tor to browse onion in year 2000+26
>>558457550Retarded and horrifying>>558457712Nice and appealingWhy are exkeks so inferior to nchads?
>nhentaiseamonkey
>>558459075>he doesn't have exlinks
>>558458952this room is rigged
>he needs to click the links
>>558460360stop ponning all my ryanmen waits
>>558459896>Bitch>translated to Slut
>>558458625Here, have a lovey dovey little girls tankoubonhttps://exhentai.org/g/1770577/e14febc112/
>mansion>translated to apartment
>>558460780>it actually is a lovey dovey little girls tankoubon
WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOYMY FATHER TOOK ME TO RIICHI CITY
>tsundere>translated to bitch
>>558460956What's the problem?
>>558459075https://exhentai.org/g/3784788/975f46b34b
https://mjgbooru.com/post/7988
>>558461247so that's where it's from
>is this a hahi thread or a hoe thread?>it's a good thread, sir >it's a hoe thread
>>558461316there's a part missing from this ritualpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ru8Lwh7f8ccynthia-7.png
>>558461553Its a heehaahihooeeheeyyyyy thread
>>558461553hoe isn't the opposite of hahi
>>558461786Do I hold my breath for this one?
>>558458952gg>>558460360that was the surprise
>>558458952gg
>>558461843What is then? Chihori?xenia-6.png
>>558458952gg...
>>558461693Imagine is she streamed mahjong, you could watch an adeptchad shining for 12 hours straight.
>>558458952gg, thanks for the very quick gamei didnt read the rules so the first hand scared me a little thinking it wasnt tobi nashi
I need more safe horny anime like Aria
>>558462150amanchu
Bullshit shit shit shit
aria is garbage
>>558462059lulu would hit saint her first year
>>558462265Hoe... It's unfortunate that there's one less thing in the world for you to enjoy anon, but I respect your decision...
IRL mahjong !
>french
>>558462341Obviously, she'd compress multiple years of grinding into one with her diamond mentaru.
>>558462491
>>558462491holy that magnificent baldy
Why does it seem like all the saints here are either gooners or have some sort of terminal illness?
>>558462734I don't think you mean to use terminal there
>>558462491Where are the chinks? Is mahjong getting gentrified by whitoids?
>>558462491Je t' annonce!MAH-JONGfuyumishinomiya-10c.png
>>558462734I beg your pardon?
>>558462876f**** does
>>558461868No blobthia
You now remember Terminal Jongers
/mjg/ Aria stream when?
>>558452590So cool
>>558462491>ponne
Aaaaayyyy lmaooo
>>558463449Never because there are only 3 of us.
>>558463605But we need one more to make it /mjg/core? Surely there's at least four of us...
>>558463605Can't be true
>>558463605wrong
>>558463605I loved Aria but I won't watch it again
>>558464089>loved>ed
>>558463605I just like hahiposting, don't assume my niche.
For me, it's YKK
yyz
YKK?More like ZZZ
poker has fallen... 100x mogging
>>558461247>when you say Saki it should be all about mahjong!Yeah. Right.
>>558463605don't forget about me>>558463449do it when colori colore creare gets adapted and airs
>>558463605add some aria emote edits to the cytube and it becomes /mjg/ adjacent
>open /mjg/>read all posts made by fellow steves>ignore everything else>close /mjg/ (10s after posting)
This is what I imagine whenever anon says suckymahjongashttps://mjgbooru.com/post/5364
>>558464181I got cucked by a gnome
>>558466213digital vs occult in a nutshell
>>558466238
>>558466238Mina san
Hanner should’ve looked like this from the start
>>558466213aka the yuros.
kakek pt2 announcement on Thursday
>>558466213League winner adepts>>>>>celestials and saints
>>558452369>>558452590H-hot
>>>/vt/109754521there's a vtumor tournament that has cash prizes if the strongest community in the west wants some free money
>>558467861anything involving money brings out the worst people imaginable
>>558467386sorry posted wrong image, meant this (leftmost)
>>558467861>strongest community in the westYou guys usually get BTFO by a bunch of Discordniggers thoughhinamomo-4.png
>>558467994sex with all of these Hanners
>>558467861Looks soulful
>>558466238my gf is so cute
>>558467861>dofumeShe's that one vtuber who looks like Mila, I really wanted to like her a couple of years back because she really tried to take the game seriously and had a consistent schedule but she had such an ass mic that I just couldn't. I'll sing up.
>>558468002>You guysAre you not part of /mjg/ or something
>>558467994my gf is so cute
>>558468214Why would I associate with such an embarrassing community hinamomo-5.png
>>558468051>local yaku>discordNevermind
>>558467994Grooming Hannah from a young age.
>Before ascending to the heavenly rank you must reach jew dan
>>558468332Why are you posting in such an embarrassing community
Horsey game rates are ruthless... atleast I can spark Almond now...
>>558468214it's qin_feng so go figure
>>558467386
I'm grinding rankedIt's time to take mahjong seriouslyThis league, I wont be saint yet. My goal is saint this year though
>>558468948vhg....la creatura forma city...
>>558468708
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4083770/Nakara/
>>558470004
>>558470158Fine, have this onehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4109100/Magical_Princess_Demo/
>ND'd into the living room wall while dry firing my Glock again
>>558468948Naruhodo…
>>558470574be more careful
>Call of Ponchy is outIt's time.
>>558470574Into the wall? DamnThe only thing I’ve dry fired was a longbow and I’ve learned my lesson now
>>558470389why should I play this instead of replaying princess maker 2
>/jong/ has 2 tourneys coming up (phase and dofume)Where are the /mjg/ tourneys?
>>558471152Dare I say… GOTY?
>>558471171How can you dry fire a drink
>>558471347more fun than I thought it would be
>>558471152>>558471347whose league OC is this
>>558471936thighs OC
No tourney? activate basic sanma tourney
>>558471347yostar hired This Man?
>>558461060What is the song?
>>558463374no I don't?
>>558475216Never mind, found it. eΧ dream by 美勇士, the OP song of X
PPH so slow even during peak hours...
>>558469198I wish you luck upon your ranked goals anon
>>558468051zamn, saplings rejoice.
What's an ND? Nut discharge?
>>558475718Negligent Discharge
>>558475718non-disclosureanon killed someone with a stray bullet
>>558471152>call of names
>>558471152I already watched Kamogami play it though
>>558470574Do burgers dry fire a loaded weapon?
>>558476092Also hold it sideways while yelling "WEST SIDE"
>>558476223/mjg/ burgers live on the East Coast though
I don't
Names? you mean like 6k5e, Acti, adoribus, Aestival, AkaNashi, amegumo, AnimeLover99, argalia, artbuddy, Atoru, bakasenpai, ballblasta, BathhouseOwner, BelovedTenko, Betty, Blazikasu, bnkrg姉貴, bob1444, Bodoque, Bratella, Broutemobile, BULKVANDERHUGE, BURAKINAITO, CEOofAutism, ChaosSkeleton, Conor12, Conspire, crackhead, CrazyWafel, CyberAngel, dkm, Dokku, DualEgo, Dubrissaud, eboy_, eebee, Eetswa, EnfieldTennis, Faageg, Fenou, Floats, Florg, Florin, forsenInsane, Garden, GG_to_all, gigacoomer, Gorona, guano, HarryLegs, hierarch, ICantJong, IComInIchihime, Jhesz, Jingsheng, johan00, Juphie, kastelle, KawawaAsuna, Kei, Kek_Lainies, Kiaraman, Kingdomfreak, Kirk, kopadot, Kress, Ktecismo, Laasti, levena, mad92, Maria33, MayoGirl, MechLamb, Meido, Mendleson, michaelao, Minoriko, Misoharo, MisterSister, modedrain, MSpark, muyokoe, Nilo, numbersletters, nyagger, Nybi, Obskiur, Odin, Onyx01, orangepeel, PagatUltimo, Panji, Pardot, Phalls, Pints, Plein, PonChixote, Qin_Feng, Quaoid, Reggro, Rekko, Resko, rezaloan, Rimu, RisingBob, rolypoly, Rovert10, rumi!, S496, SakiMadeMePlay, Sakuhara, sand_witch, Scin, scrungo, seamus2008, SHAMIKO, Shin_Arisu, Shouryu, Skor, socculta, Sol1, solarpletex, Sophia_Theo, spasmo, StarJAC, SuliDerDuli, superfraudlike, superreh, Sylthix, szme, Szveska, teach, Ten, Toska, trash, ttree, tumultuous, TyrantDean, uebwn7, UnAlbatros, Vacxina, VitaVitaVita, Waifu, Wapelo, Watapon, Wheed, WhiteZORA, XopyinHaiku, yakitori゛game, YOOOOOOOOO, yren1345, Yumemii, Zippy, ~~, あほ外人, あるてそら, さとりん, ワハハ, 名無し, 生意気な猫
>not on the doxlistjinwu-12.png
>>558476092I don't. I also don't own any glocks or sigs, which are the choice weapons of the spiritual underclasses.
>>558476629Some of these names are of dead menmay they rest in peace
Got time for one game.Majsoul Friends Room 17811(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=17811
>>558476694>newfag
>>5584771503/4
>Stranger Mahjong>Matrix Mahjong>Mahjong InkflowAwfully lot of mahjong shovelware this time.
>>558477480I thought the same. And they’re all yet to be released, which is even weirder
>>558477150started
>>558477176>league 5>oldfag
>>558477104One of the maids on the list was my first friend on /mjg/ I can't believe he's fucking dead
>>558477763Older than you!
>>>/v/733725727
>>558477978Aru would not say that
>>558476629>on the list
>>558477150kek I forgot auto ron on, was trying to get a better wait
>oops, I forgot auto ron was on, teehee!said no one ever.
>>558477978The kick always cracks me up
>>558479627That's a first then because that was a bad dama
>dama in friendly
>>558479914Sorry, yamiten
>>558479914ALERT THE COUNCIL
>>558477150g
>>558477150gg
>>558477150GG, thanks for the game, that missed riichi came to bite me in the ass
>>558476629>I'm on the list 3 times
>>558477150ggs bros
>>558471152>>558471347>names
The cat council will hear the case!
>>558477763Take me back to the era of DamaFriendlies, ClayConjuror, and Lalatano
>>558480490Reskro
>>558480565not even close
>>558480457Steve's dress is so pretty.
Top 10 Craziest Assembly Language Instructions
>felt a pain in my big toe Has the gout demon come for me...
>>558481949are you 70 or somethingdrink water nigga
>>558481762NYAVENGERSASSEMBLE!!
>>558481949Should have cut down the sugar and greasy fast foods
>>558482123I don't eat sugar, but I eat a lot of Mexican food
>>558481949It's diabetes
>>558480457>ywn be smothered to death by fat fluffy tails
I found the jav I was missing.
>>558480457various animals and animal fuckers
Zettai Junpaku Mahou Shoujo collabAnnouncement soon
>>558477978I kind of look like that guy so I don't find it that funny either. The worst part is that I'm only 24 as well
>>558482364Well? Post it
>>558482791B-but it might not be to your liking https://jav.guru/641235/iesp-751-small-breast-lesbians/
Das > Madonna > [power gap] > S1 > [even larger power gap] > Everything else
For me, it's Hitomi Tanaka
>>558483357
>>558482718I think it's admirable to not lose that spark of life as you age but the pretending to be a teenager shit needs to stop, it's not a good look, reeks of insecurity (assuming he's not just doing a bit)Zoomers in general seem to be speedrunning midlife crises with how often they henpeck and demoralise each other about having 3 bad knees, terminal lumbago and chronic fatigue so they can't party like they used to when they were 21 because they're 26 now. Miserable existenceMahjong.
>/mjg/ - JAV General Bravo Eurokeks
I don't like JAVs
>>558483834thanks!
>>558483834JAV is our base core.
>>558483131Bravo, FBI is knocking on my door
/mjg/core JAV idols? We need a repo page on this.
>>558484004RIICHI BOOK 1
>>558484295there is already one, but there is little content
>>558483915Me either unlike the girl is very pretty like this Rio girl
>>558484393Link? I'll figure out how Github works in the meantime.
>>558484491>>558484491I found it once a year ago. I guess I can try to find it again
Please stop lewdposting. I don't want to jerk off again.
/mjg/ subs will be the first Mahjong JAV fansubbing group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SyOGO_ubSo
>>558484874Oh wow, I will not buy their products due to their shitty practices.
>>558484491found it https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/movies%20and%20other%20media/strip%20mahjong/ it wasnt exactly as I remembered but surely you can improve it.
I play Mahjong fully clothed
for me? shinoda yuu
Can I upload SDMU-951 and 939 to the repo? One of those has an entire commentated tonpuu game in it if I remember correctly.
>>558484667Bravo repokeks, best sitebuilders in the West.
>>558485806just use the search function
>>558485656they don't want you to know this but you can upload anything you want, even clannad
>>558476629>not on the list
>>558485656do it nigga
>>558477763I thought I was singed up for league 5 when the first form came out, but I didn't know I had to fill out a second form for the actual draft.
>>558486438another league wars victim...
>>558486438>he didn't get a direct invite.fujitakana-7.png
Majsoul Gooners Room 89199(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89199
>>558487096590 grams of CUTE and FUNNY?
>>558487096I'm taking a walk
>>5584870963/4
>>558487367No, of stuff in her belly.
>>5584870963/4, we’re waiting for (You)!
>>558487686
forced meme
fucking nigger say it started when it startedichihime-8.png
>>558487096Full and started!
>loliGODS leave>/mjg/ instantly dies
>>558487096ggs gotta go goon
>>558487096gg
>>558487096GG!Only had time for one
saves your thread
>>558490643nice Kokushi
>>558490643horse doko
Although I wanted to clack, I didn't join because the pictures made me horny; please refrain of using them in the future.fukujimihoko-11.png
>>558491072bakushin bros never beating the allegations
>>558492562>>558492616xenia-12.png
>>558492728nah, you do ithimekawahibiki-12.png
>>558492728I lost my koko pass.
>>558492728You already posted this
Majsoul Friends Room 14804(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14804did I make the rules up on the spot? yes
>>558493147started
brother
I will hit kekspert 2 today
>Ballsack_13
Now I know how hat feel
no sleeping
36-year-old male modellooks 17
>>558493147gg thanks for playing
>>558493147gg
>>558493147get back2/4
Something tells me this guy isn't legit.
>>5584931472/4
>>558497675‘Cord bros need to bot for status
>>558497675doesn't seem that special
>page 8
>>558500239Everyone is at the other thread.
>>558497675This guy looked suspicious and I scraped most of his logs but I got filtered from there. I wish a real detective could do the investigation.
>>558500420Batch run mortal reviewer locally on the logs using akagi weights
>>558497675>e1 to stable m2 in under a month
>>558487686this is one of the most beautiful loli images in existenceevery time I see it my eyes start to water from the sheer beauty at display from these little girls
>>558501038He read the refdoc
>>558501038he read RB1?
>>558501143are you defending a criminal, anon?
>>558501038It's okay to have an alt to farm before league
Just check if he started playing a dozen games a day every day
>>558501243are you going to prove he's a criminal or just pretend that e1 to m2 in a month is a smoking gun
>>5584970621000 year old semon demon looks 8
>>558493147ggs
>>558497062I've never seen such a young man!
>>558501353>m1 to s2 in 6 weeks
>>558501353I won't say is impossible, but statistics proved is hard to accomplish
>>558501602significantly more suspicious, now run his logs
>>558501038If he's legit he's obviously not new to the game, either a smurf or a tenhou player. Checking some of his throne games he doesn't look like a mortalbotter but his stats are insanely good, ASAPIN tier.
>>558501096Ears too big.
The username is suspect
>>558487686At first glance I thought the one on the left was a boyStill would
>>558501725>>558501602I dont believe you can reach to s2 from m1 in 6 weeks even if you're a celestial
>/mjg/ will freak out over this
>>558501951>name change in september as the account suddenly gets less activeyeah, that's a bought account
>>558502446Please stop reviewing my friendly games
>>558502446baseline looper...
>>558502446a scheme
>>558502446let me guess this is path of literally who?
>>558502446everyone better than me must be a cheater
>adept 2 to expert 1 in 3 years
>>558502818
>>558502446Is that from before or after the 3 >name changes? Picking out 3 random 4th place games on his original >name gave me an average score of more than 90.
14 year veteran tenhoui looks adept 3
>>558503213I think that was his latest jade game
>>558442484>>558442510>>558442559fuck you
he is about to derank againcynthia-7.png
Just ask him on the cord how he ranked up so fast
If you have more than 3 minutes in the horse game then you need to have sex
>>558502818Holy based
I fucking hate nigger hag mortal bot cheaters so FUCKING MUCH I just got back to expert 1 and I'm going to fall AGAIN
>>558503865With who?
>blaming botters
>>558504632Stop being a fucking botting hag piece of shit
Having 1 opponent be a mortalbot in 1 of 10 games effectively eliminates any edge you think you have
>>558504567you are just bad and coming back to where you belong.
>>558504774What if my edge is being a mortalbot in 1 of 10 games?xenia-6.png
>>558504774Maybe if you're bad.
>expert 1 to adept 3 in 2 years
>>558504630heeeeeeyyy
>>558503786nuh uh
>>558408613Yes, I only play 1 game a day because it makes it feel more intense
>>558504632you don't understand, there's a chink bot farm of f2p hag accounts that are programmed to play like fucking retards so they stay in gold room and avoid detection by maintaining a 60% call rate, they switch to mortalbotting against this specific retard just to make him look retarded
Just say no. Yostar can't take your rank without your consent.
gemini pro says it will be an arkknights collab, not good
>>558505431There is far worse gachaslop to collab with.
>>558505360This but they activate against me too.
>>558505431Azur Lane*Coomer game collabing another coomer game = profit
>>558505572I'd take Kancolle, I like their boats more
>>558503801He uses the Euophrys efficiency trainer every day
@grok what's the next collab
I'M GOING ALL CITY!!!
What if he's using BigCoach instead of Akagi
>>558506285Are the towers ok
>>558505431I hope it will never happen because my favorite operators won't make it anyway.
>>558506672the world you grew up in no longer exists
mousou kanebosousuru chotto kyuniitobi no ote ima ainiyukitainoiwake toka ryu tokamendokusai naummei dakara shikataganaiyone
>>558506285that's me!
anyone else's heart bpm goes up when they bet a riichi stick?hannah-3.png
Tenshi no kagaku kuukirikigakuOkujou no heri ni tachi miorosu sekai waKietenakunaru kotoba ni afureteruSaa tobidase habatakeWatashi no tsubasa yo IMAAAAAAAAAA
>>558507696i do not have a device that monitors it so i do not know
>>558507696Mine goes to zero and I die to avoid invoking Lady Misfortune.
I came. Good bit of story this timehttps://exhentai.org/g/2976158/43c77db3e5/
>>558507696Yes. My ranked games are usually a pretty sweaty affair
aru-2.png
>>558507779can you not feel your heart when it's beating faster?
>>558507779Dumb clanker.
>>558507696No, only when I'm dama for a yakuman
>read /v/>get a half chub from lust provoking images the entire time I just want to shitpost about video games...
>riichi with 3 dora>someone else tsumo>riichi pinfu ittsu>someone else tsumo>get a potential dsg>cucked by tanyao nomiplease let me win a fucking handmila-2.png
>>558507696In situations like this it gets a reaction out of me
>>558508863>when they pushed 3 dangerous tiles into your oyarii and then riichi themselves
>>558508863>Surely God would not be so injust as to...?
>>558508574I haven’t been on /v/ in a whileare Prag threads still a thing?
>>558508863get fucked shimocha get fucked shimocha get fucked shimochaaiharamai-11.png
>>5585088637 6!
>MAKA agrees with calling riichi>everyone fucking folded anyway and didn't draw either 1s or 4sI should've just dama'd and took the pinfu aka and hope I got a tanyao bonus
>>558510463>i should NOT have riichied pinfu aka with best possible terminal waitlog offyou're tilting yourself retarded
>>558510463In an alternate world you dama'd and then dealt into a yakuman that could have been prevented by riichi.
>>558510463kek your ryuukyoku payments from them folding are just as much points as dama pinfu dora
>>558510463you never not riichi that
not safe for lifehttps://x.com/MahjongSoul_JP/status/2026492349828776259
>>558510463You're learning the wrong lesson from this. That hand is 100% an insta-riichi, you don't even think about it. Honestly, you should barely ever consider dama in gold, over-dama is far worse than over-riichi.
>>558511095this. i had like a 2% dama rate in gold when i got ms1
>>558510463>B+THIS is a primal fire?
Holy fuck
>>558510556>>558510907>>558511095yes I know I'm just really tilted since I deranked and haven't won a game for days, and also this kind of thing happening thrice this week
>>558510463What a free 3k not good enough?
I love getting riichi chased every single time and losing to inferior waits it's not like this game is programmed for NIGGER WHALES
>>558511563not against a luckshitting seal clubber panda that never gets punished whenever they push
>>558511563bro ur stick?
>>558510965>>558511363>suurin_2dude whatthey actually got a high profile kemono artist for thisI kneel yostar
>>558511840>high profile furry artistThat must've been expensive
>>558510965>>558511363MATING
>>558511563It's not free 3k because of the riichi stick but it's still worth just as much as pinfu+dora1. And if you do win that can easily turn into a mangan, which you absolutely need to get 1st when 1st place is ~17k points ahead.
>>558510463Reason
>>558512128Yeah but it's east 1 and he hasn't gotten either dealer turn yet. No need to tilt in east 1 that kinda shit leads to bottom placements
>>558512349oops
I can't be bothered to play the horse minigame.
>>558512501>14too old
>>558511363this better be the next OP
>>558511363ok fine i'm a furry
WHERE'S THE NEXT REGULAR TOURNEY?
>>558513395The last regular tourney was the final loop. It's over.
>>558513557>>558513557>>558513557
>>558513727hannah-2.png
>>558511363Give me the fucking big titty hanner and nobody gets hurt
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