GirlWinner Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-207811>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>558425514
Ivy's redesign was the first sign of this game's visual decay into generic egirl/eboy cosplay shit, the riot games of valve.
How do we buff Kelvin?
3rd for calikkko
bebop and celeste both look a little different!
I have a really hard time catching anyone in wolf form. Maybe it's because I try to 2->1 people and it never works
>>558444990Make his beam reduce your spirit power by 80%
>>558444881BAD DOG
>>558444969not mina who was added at the same time?
>>558444040>>558444323>>558444456>it le originated on 4chan>"kek"Pepe took off because of 4chan too and now it's been taken over by normalfaggots and redditors long long ago, same thing happened with "goon".And before you newshits bitch about me pointing out kek, another meme that's been taken over long ago, I was playing WoW when that meme started before you were even a particle in your unfortunate father's nutsack, so don't you dare try to lecture me on its origins using knowyourmeme you dirty reddit rejects.
>>558444990give ice beam its damage back
>silverface of the thread>minaface of the gametotal gooner W
>>558444969I'll take them over slavic subhumans
>>558445132unc is mad fr
>>558445132how old are u anon
Who is the most attractive character in the game and why is it Abrams?
>>558445132holy assblast
Fucking love Celeste. She is the best
>>558445132if youre older than 25 and are posting smug hentai reaction images you need to neck yourself
mina's butt
>Guy silent all game>0 comms>0 intention on when he's doing anything like diving or stealing camps or hears someone stelaing ours>Turns on the mic at the last second to tell everyone else they fucking suck
>>558445046migu and robo migu...>>558445048Try 2 -> forward dash -> 3, and then 1With two points in 3, tail whack slows them by 70%, but its range is so short it's easy for them to dodge. Dodging into them before doing it usually secures the hit. If they've burned their stamina they're not going anywhere for a short while so you should be able to hit your 1 and m1's easy, but you might like to also carry slowing hex early on for once you're on top of them
>>558445293hm nyo
WE NEEEEEEEED a dommy mommy>geistshe's not
>>558445132dont bother, people hate to come to terms with just how much online retardation originates from this siteits like a primordial soup thats always 5~ years ahead of the mainstream. gamergate stuff, incel shit, coomer + variants of coomer, looksmaxxing
>>558445402geist
>>558445152>that period of time where his beam could proc tankbuster and spirit burn from the initial two tics when the new shop came out God that was fucking AIDS
WHY WON'T ABRAMS DIE???
gay sex with apollo
Why is Victor’s winrate so high?
>>558445348>Dude only turns on his mic to shit talk>Tell him to kill himself and mute him>Win I should've thrown the match
im fucking stuck in arcanist bros...
>>558445460SHE'S NOT
>>558445402keep your Overwatch shit out of here
>>558445132Old ass fucker don't you have kids to take care off?
>>558445482I can't believe Graves pegs that regularly while scornfully mocking him saying stuff like "is this really how a prince of Ixia behaves?" and "imagine if your people saw you like this"
>>558445471INFERNAL RESILIENCE, SON
>>558445482I'm only interested in being topped by him
>>558445402>still not black male heroesI still do not care about Overwatch.
>>558445048warp stone early game, phantom strike mid-late game>>558445412i overheard my 7 yo cousin making jokes about looksmaxxing and mewing during christmas>>558445402*blocks your path*
Infernus should be Black.
I won't learn how to play by only playing graves right? it's the only character where I contribute something (actualy it's my summons)
>>558444969Ivy's redesign + Silver's design pale in comparison to the damage and e-girl/tranny magnets that are paige and mina.I personally have more issues with Graves as her design feels really out of place like with billy.
>>558445482i want to see drifter and venator taking turns destroying him
Geist is not a dom she's a fancy pants who prefers passionate loving sex (With Abrams)
>>558445669I can't buy phantom strikeI had to buy knockdown because nobody else on my team would and Apollo is fed
There needs to be a way to make it so you can upgrade Doorman's cart's vertical hitbox
geist isn't a dommy mommy you foolsshes just a hag
>>558445669>Two slabs of fatty meat sandwiching two stinking holes that are used 99% of the time for squeezing out greasy turds, steaming piss and rancid fartsWhat's the appeal?
>>558445587this but it's venator and he laughs at him when apollo cums handsfree
I posted yesterday about Doorman feeling like he has very little agency, and someone asked me to explain but i went to bed. So what i mean is that Doorman feels a lot like Paige and Rem - He's a hero where you're not going to carry as him. He's not strictly support like they are, and he does go for pick-offs, but overall he feels like a hero where you cannot impact the game enough on your own to secure a victory, you need to rely on your team. And that's fine, but he just doesn't have that many tools compared to other heroes like this. Bell spam deals OK damage, but then you don't itemize for door/cart. Door is an amazing ability, but it requires a well-coordinated team that even in my Ascendant lobbies don't really play around it. Cart is amazing, but it requires you to dump all your points into it before it becomes useful, and basically mandates that you build vortex web. Doorman doesn't have Rem's infinite healing, doesn't have as much crowd control as Paige, he just doesn't feel as impactful as other supports, he doesn't have the kill potential of other pick-off heroes (unless you play around walker/fountain doors all game), he just feels like a gimmick hero that ends up not accomplishing much. The best Doorman ever felt for me (as someone who effectively mains him, i have over 200 Doorman games) was when the gun build was actually a thing, because it made him less of a slave to his cooldowns and made him an actually scary pickoff assassin that could use his doors for movement rather than just for kidnapping people.
>>558445004>didnt keep the angery look of her glassesIts the only good part of her design.
If I'm solo pushing a lane and Graves drops tombstone under walker is my push just automatically over?
>>558445763he says, as he posts two hags
>Heheheheh...see dat shit?how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>558445852Yeah. Unless you're a M1gger with enough core items or McGinnis.
>>558445895n-no
>>558445885Emma Frost is actually the same age group as Spider-Man Jean Grey and Cyclops
QUIT YER GOONING ANON WE NEED TO STOP THE TROUBADOUR
>>558445841it looks retarded
>>558445885Emma could brainwash you into doing anything which is pretty dommy. Don't know about the overwatch jeet
>>558445698no no, pushing lanes is the way to win
I'm just going to play hard difficulty bot matches for awhile
>>558445895literal vantablack nigger
>>558445885they're dommy mommy hagsgeist is not the type to torture you with her thighs or fuck teenage boys or lock your cock up until she amazon positions you as a living dildo whenever horny she's just a whore that got old
>>558445780you say that like its a bad thing
bros help me there's a 50k haze outside my window with a little rat thing banging its fist on the glass
I'm so glad that dommy mommy fags are dissatisfied with the current roster.That subsect of gooners is right up there in the "Deserve nothing because of how fucking obnoxious they are" next to yuri and futa niggers.
>>558445895double jump then air dash out of the fire just to assert my dominance
>>558445965I think it's funny that if you start losing as Holliday with a bad enough K/D your Patron starts threatening to tell the rest of the team about how you lost your sheriff's badge back in Illinois because you were caught having bareback creampie sex with felons in lockup. Only happens with Hidden King too which implies Archmother doesn't know
>>558445763Geist is canonically a mother (she actually designed the arm trap with her son) and she is very much dominant, so she fits the bill 100%
>>558446043pfflaugh while you cana dommy mommy is coming, I can feel it3 major character patches away
>have 180 hours on the game >all the characters I main I either have exactly 50% win ratio or negative W/L>have no one to play with so im at the mercy of my teammates and no one uses their fucking mic at oracle rank its so demoralising bros what do i do. not even trying to cope because i do make a lot of mistakes but a ton of my losses are just my teammates feeding their asses off while im the only one trying to farm and get walkers
>>558446104deepest lore wtf
>>558446104Those felons? all me btw
>>558446104Almost as bad as when Archmother threatens about Mina’s visits to the pound
>>558445965Macomb matters a lot to you, but to him it was just a fun time that will get lost in the ocean of memory. But if you find him… if he knows he got his hooks in you? You're going to be his hobby.
>>558445153mina is a flattie though, if anything even silver tittymogs her
>>558446303When Drifter says to drop something, for your OWN safety, you might want to listen.
>rat toreador>completely naked hairy bum, a whole rat family lives on his body and acts as clothes>throws individual rats for ranged>1 taunts his rats into a rushing rat swarm that creates a moving rectangular damage zone that does % dot that goes over obstacles and can turn towards the player on recast>2 throws a chunk of cheese and sends a torrent of rats following its trajectory, damages everything in its path and creates a higher dps static damage zone on landing that stays for a duration>3 is an active/passive that makes rats faster and giving them more damage/numbers, active ability feeds the rats so they grow in size but become much slower final upgrade makes every rat bouncy giving m1 ricochet and forcing every ability to behave like a jump pad>4 is a charged ability that creates a spinning top made of rats that will bounce off walls at, player can cast it separately or hide in it to jump out and surprise enemiesrate
>>558445763dommymommy slop is for low test low iq cucks anyway, we dont need twitterite gargbage in DL.
>>558446043us dommy mommy gooners will run this joint when cadence gets added
>>558446425shut up faggotfemdom is 4chancore
>>558445412I'm well aware of that, it's just that people on 4chan had the decency to stop using long-dead or co-opted memes when they were exactly that.And there's 1 particular online community that tends to run jokes and memes into the fucking ground and that's Reddit.We're at the point where places like Instagram are now creating and retiring memes while Reddit is still using several years old memes again and again, which I wouldn't really care about if they weren't spamming nearly decade old now-normalfag memes HERE instead of their shit site that they probably got banned from for the 2nd time that week.
I hear guys in Illinois commit felonies just to have sex with Holliday
It's crazy in a world of murder hobos like Drifter and The Troubadour fucking Doorman is the most deranged one
>>558446587Maybe it's that sort of sociopathy hidden behind being a pro
>>558445965Fix your kit and accept my hand in marriage and I'll consider it.
>>558446582It’s actually just Vyper in a cowboy hat, an easy mistake to make they’re both 4’10”
>>558446587>Ivy, you're a good person and I have no desire to torment you here.Nah, he's based.
>Holliday wants to tie her tubesGood thing we can just adopt Rem
>>558446818>proceeds to torment her
>>558446043>That subsect of gooners is right up there in the "Deserve nothing because of how fucking obnoxious they are" next to yuri and futa niggers.Well said and I'd like to add 2 more, foot and fat fags and then we have a full house.
>>558446482it's not and you just outed yourself, newfriendfemdom and all gay femdom adjacent shit is reddit as fuck
holliday gameplay is whack, the kit is whack, gun character designed to headshot but her ult/bounce pads are all about getting as close as possible in the fray? retarded>bbbut people are used to the kitlol i don't care? never stopped icefrog from changing kits
>holiday>gt>paradox>vindicta>on my teamI will mentally cliff jungle.
>>558446912Foot and fat fags a tier below those three.Below that are smell fags.
Consider venator pitjobs
>>558446912>>558446990what tier are armpitfaggots in
What would it be like if Mina and Doorman ended up dating>inb4 he just banishes her into the baroness for a few minutes after she starts becoming uppity during their dates as a form of time out
>>558447036on the same level as earfucking faggots
>>558446818>he only torments bad peoplea lil cringe
>>558445293it's our site troon
>>558447076What the FUCK was her problem
>>558446936We have this conversation like thrice a day give it a rest
>>558445616well have I got news for you if you lane against him he'll top you every time because he's an overpowered nigger
>>558446990>Foot and fat fags a tier below those three.Fatfags maybe, definitely NOT footfags have you seen them?
>>558447073im sorry, what?
>>558447080He torments Pocket and Dynamo and they didn't do cartel style executions on people
>>558447080This reminds me, but I can't wait for the Picket VN to come out just to see characters call Pocket either a they or by name, even if said people are murder rapists like Drifter and Seven, because while I might be a murderrapist at least I'm not a transphobe
The main character of /dlg/.Everyone loves her, and a few even love to hate her.
Can someone explain to me how Drifter's ult is remotely balanced >I ult and you can't see any initiations happening enjoy!
>>558445852>tombstone under walker is my push just automatically over?not necessarily but you're going to have to pull some really risky fucking business to get two heavy melees off on it. for instance on ivy you can just bait heavy melee and go for a stoneform heavy melee cancel and if the dumb bitch parries under it you wind up just getting to destroy it for free. bonus points, stuns work on walkers.
Why are we crying about people's fetishes
>>558447236You're right, I'm used to some other generals on /trash/ where footfags just post full body picks instead of "artist put 500% more effort into feet details than the rest of the image" pics.
>>558447206noooo you need to listen to me im the better game dev
>>558446502NTA but no, a lot of these aren't "memes" you move on from once they become popular simply out of sheer contrarianism. Most these terms>Coomers/gooners>Slop>Incel>Looksmaxxing>Stacy/Chadall find relevant use in describing societal phenomenons today. For context I'm in university studying mechanical engineering right now:One of my old highschool friends is a gooner. There are no other words that describe him better. He openly tells the groupchat about using chatbots to jerk off and keeps us updated about how he's found new ways to get around Grok's NSFW filter on Imagining videos. He's not a tranny but has an anime girl profile picture. A guy who's idea of a weekend hobby is jerking off is simply a gooner, there's no point trying to force a different term to describe him because "gooner" is too mainstream now.When I was doing undergrad I knew a TA who was a Stacy by every measure. Very attractive blonde chick and literally every time I saw her outside the lecture hall she had multiple friends and/or beta orbiters around her like bees around a queen. When I think of women like her I'm not gonna reach for some 70's descriptor like "oh she's the kind of girl who's destined to be the Homecoming queen" when calling her a Stacy in my mind does it better. And yeah her boyfriend was a gigachad who mogged me and pretty much everyone else. And I'm an incel because I get zero pussy and barely any female contact while nerdmaxxing and learning to make shit in Autocad.The moment I use these descriptors you instantly know what I'm communicating, which means they are useful words, useful language, and there's no reason to give up on useful words and also demand others give them up "because they're long-dead, dude, don't you know normies on Xitter and Reddit use them too now?"
>>558447073>I now remember THAT RWBY comic and animation
>>558447315Object permanance
>>558446198>no one uses their fucking mic at oracle rankyou want to know the best part lil bro? even if you get into phantom/ascendant you're still going to encounter these players regularly because the game tries to make matches happen as often as possible so it just pulls 2 ascendant players, 2 eternus players, 2 oracle players and then calls it an ascendant team. so like even if you climbed above that shit you're still going to have two retards on your team going 0-6 out of lane and refusing to comm. Maybe even three if you're REALLY lucky.
>>558447315it's not and it desperately needs counterplaythere's a reason Dota doesn't have this mechanic at all
>>558447076haze is the best girl in the cast by far
>>558447401Too many wordsJust post an Ivy or something instead already Jesus
>>558447341I don't know dude it's fucking exhausting
>>558445402They literally named her Domina bro this shit ain’t real
>>558446587>DrifterHis issue is not being a faggy aristocrat larper the way other old vampires act. As a vamp he needs to feed on people. He's like Trump liking to eat Mcdonalds or some shit like that, the expectation mismatch makes people think he's fucked but he still has to eatDoorman just fucks with people for fun, no need or motive besides amusement, pure psychonigger
>>558447445should I be glad I don't?
>>558447284>cartel style executionsshe might be a vigilante but if you're taking out cartel niggers that's based
>>558447445One of my favorites desu
>>558447517well, they did pull all the stopsI really hate the OW2 designs, all of them scream desperation and r34 bait
>Mina>Vindicta>HazeBest waifus in the game btw I'd put Silver but she doesn't do laundry nor shower and smells like booze 24/7
If Vindicta was killed as a child, how is she a grown ass woman?
>>558447315>puts duration extender and refresher on ultNONE SHALL SEE
>>558447613She can assassinate her targets more easily if she can seduce them and milk their balls dry first. A guy who's passed out after multiple cumshots in a single evening = a guy who has 0% chance of dodging her shot when she pulls her rifle out from under the bed
>>558447315>>558447479because it's the easiest ult in the game to counter spell.
>>558447315You're supposed to see the projectile coming and counterspell it. But yes it is just obnoxious and unfun that you NEED that item because the devs are hacks.
>>558447284Does he torment Dynamo? I thought he just offers him and his wife a stay in the Baroness
>>558447613she didn't age a single dayit's simply what 15 year olds looked like before everyone started consuming goyslop
>>558447341Natural conversation flow from someone saying "Dommy mommy fags are as bad as X fetish fags" and going "same with Y fetish fags" I personally don't really care about the fetishes themselves, it's the constant shoving of fetishes into completely unrelated topics or media and shoving that into people's faces that people hate.Like just stop being such an insufferable weirdo you little shit.
>>558447650*counterspells it**disarms you**starts raping*
>>558447517Emma was simply too powerful and they needed an answer>>558446450obviously it depends on her personality and demeanor but I can see it...
>drifter's ult is op!*shoots in general direction while pressing S* woooooah
>>558447594All Blizzard got from that was their tranny fanbase getting mad at them for giving the Chinese girl sameface syndrome, which is somehow sexist instead of just being uncreative
what is wrong with the matchmaking in this game, why do i keep getting people going 0/5 in lane then screaming down the mic im going to start crying
Drifter ult blinds so he can rape you without your team being able to see.
>>558444881Mina is definitely going to get ousted in a few days if she becomes the head vampire she didn't say that she wants to become the strongest vampire only that she becomes the viscount
>>558447689and how being a child changes things there
>>558447867Even then our resident schizo will somehow pretend the top is the same as the bottom
Do you guys think Mina has cute or ugly feet
>>558447690that would be Paige
>>558447978with the exception of seven, nobody is asking for a world shaking wish, its shit like "make my friends bar successful again"
>>558447479Dota has this mechanic though, it's one of mars ult facets
>2v1 in the other side of the mapWho is a good character for me to help my team and turn it into a 3v1?
>>558447860holy shit you did nothing and walked away from the fight can i sign you up for night shift
>>558446936You're right and the only people that defend her kit have Stockholm Syndrome and are apologists.Her kit is BAD, it works on a base level (congrats Yoshi) but it's really just her jumppad and barrel.The crackshot it just extra damage and her lasso encourages her to be close to the enemy when everything else, including her low hp says you should keep your distance, her barrel won't even detonate right after letting it roll.Her lasso only really works because of teammates or catching someone that's much lower hp than Holliday, and of course because drag abilities are inherently strong, but nothing in her kit really synergizes with it beyond just the jumppad for obvious reasons.Rework Holliday, Yoshi, she's unpopular for a good reason despite being a cowgirl tomboy with a revolver, which is almost impressive.
>>558445132if youre older than 25 and are posting smug hentai reaction images you need to feel proud and accomplished, king
>>558447978That's what character development is for.
>>558447978>she didn't say that she wants to become the strongest vampire only that she becomes the viscountI never once took into consideration that Hidden King could pull some monkey's paw Calypso shit on the ritual winners
>>558448123Your complaint was countering Drifter ult and I gave you a basic example of how to avoid it
>implying patrons will do any wish once they are summonedTake the Warden pill
>>558448130>holliday has a 2 minute cooldown grab ULT that has no cooldowns for missing it like with celeste>meanwhile bebop has a 10 second grab cooldown lol
>>558447401The ideas are timeless, the terms are outdated, at least in the context of 4chan, besides maybe Chad/Stacey because honestly that one is universal and funny.
>>558448336>warden and venator>hate patrons>will make one of them win anywaysgood job?
>>558448130yeah i bet they will change her tho, its just low prio rn i guessshes super cute but idk how much i like how small she is, maybe give her just a bit of a hip + height buff
>>558448336>wishes for the patron to go away>it doesnt
>>558448130here comes the autist with no life to complain about holliday saying the same shit over and over>>558448431you should kill yourself too, retarded coomers can't pilot her so you want her to be a braindead m1 char like warden
>>558448115Not the same thing at all. You can get rid of that by just escaping the arena, plus half of the effect also affects Mars and his team.If Drifter ulti worked like that and just put a stationary fog circle on the ground inside of which you have no ally vision and can't see outside of it, it would actually be balanced.
>>558448349Not an apt comparison. What ACTUALLY is, is a Mo&Krill coordinating with someone with Rescue Beam
>>558448382ok whats your new replacement term for looksmaxing or gooning then
>>558448495>the enemy does this and gets the Mo killed.
Holliday doesn't want kids so unless you have siblings your bloodline ends with you
>>558448217>I never once took into consideration that Hidden King could pull some monkey's paw Calypso shit on the ritual winnersI dunno if the Patrons would do outright monkey paw shit, it could change from what they showed in the Geist VN but they seem to do give one wish and do EXACTLY what was asked, nothing more or less>Abrams tries to interrogate the Patron with multiple questions; he gets given one truthful answer then told to fuck off, he's had his wish>Geist words her wish carefully enough to get multiple things done with one sentence; the Patron agrees instantly and makes it happen, and she walks away reasonably satisfiedI'm imagining something like Infernus wishing for the Alchemy Bureau off Hank's back and leave Jezebel's alone, and exactly that happens. All the allegations against Jezebel's suddenly and mysteriously disappear and there's nothing more to be done about it... but then people start talking "how the hell did they do that? who did they bribe? what are their connections?" and the place instead gets caught up in rumours of conspiracy as a result
>>558448248>countering drifter ultthe entire point of his ult is to isolate and split targets away from the team fight for 13 fucking seconds. you're doing exactly what he wants you to do.
>>558448401Warden wants to summon them to permanently banish them, instead of just destroying their terminal
>>558448481dumbass its literally just a poorly designed placeholder kit>pilot heryeah you can "pilot" literally any m1 char in the game all u need is to click heads and buy the items, it doesn't make them good, its a self-contradictory kit, kinda like sinclair, they both need big changes and they'll probably get em, just because you're autistic and wanna be a hipster about what chars u play doesn't mean that they should leave poor design in the game
>>558448550My sister said stuff like that and now she has three
>>558448587If you're the only one retreating from being blinded then you're playing with retards
just got carried into alchemist v bros i can't afford to be polluting my ears with gangster rap to the extent i can't hear voice comms any longer gdi thank you bazed team
>>558448654look at how retarded you are you didn't even understand my post
>>558448550is this a problem?
You were right, phantom is the new archon, what even is this shit. I don't mind different builds since this is a closed alpha and shit but why double down on the retardation after getting killed more than 8 times without anything to show for it. I'm losing my shit, I thought getting out of oracle would reduce the sightings of people like this but it's only gotten worse.
>sophisticated, plays the cello for a hobby>highly competent >maternal, caring and supportive>skilled and successful at her job>cute as a button>tries to offer comfy glowie jobs to Victor and Graves, gives them tips and trickshaze mogs the entire roster and it is inarguable
I feel like build variety is really shit for M1ggers, outside of a small handful of exceptions its all the same shit
>>558448757>fed
>>558448757That's cool but she's still m1gger trash that takes no skill to play
Yoshi really saw riot devs openly admit that Yuumi is bad for the game and impossible to balance and thought that this would be a perfect addition to deadlock
>>558448742ranks are horrible I got someone in oracle as their first pvp match everonly eternus 6 matters
>>558447978>>558448217well, yeahand the Patrons have shown that they WILL try to monkey paw your wish, as happened with Abrams when he asked about the tome>Dynamo wishes to get his old body back>Wish granted, his old body just plops down at his feet as a pile of dustetc.
>>558448119uhhhhhh mirage??
>>558448550my grandparents had 8 children all of whom had several kids of their own, my bloodline doesnt matter with me
>>558448481>ult takes her enemy into melee range with her>none of her other abilities want an enemy to be close and she's squishyHer kit is just bad dudeSure jumppad + barrel is fun but it's just kinda whatever in the grand scheme of thingsIf the movement aspect is what you're looking for then Celeste is a good choice and her kit is actually good.
>>558448757If Mina had Haze as an older sister she wouldn't be this spoiled retarded gook brat
>>558448685>alchemist vAre you retarded, I have ~60 hours and I bounce between mid and high emissary
>>558448860FUCK YOU MIRAGE
>>558448757Spiritually Israeli
>>558448757she's still a glowie
Nigga
patch today perhaps maybe??
>>558448897yes i am retarded but i don't have a third of that in playtime
>>558448757Hobo Drifter is leagues above Haze
>>558448886her kit is fine, you use the jump pad to jump on an enemy while displacing them with the barrel so you can lasso and jump pad back to your teamshe is low hp because she can stun someone for 2 seconds and kill them with her teamif you want a boring realistic sheriff go play rdr
you now remember all the people trying to downplay Venator and calling him bad.I'm sick of this nigger appearing in every game.
>>558448813>>558448950>early 20th century USA>overwhelmingly white and anglo-centric>israel likely doesnt even exist given theres no world wars Being a glowie is objectively moral and good in Haze's position.
>>558448217>CalypsoSpeaking of, I really want a voodoo character in the game, that would be cool
How did Silver turn into a werehyena?Do they get bitten or is it transmitted through kissing?
>>558448829Rem is actually balanced though, so it's literally just IceFrog designermogging all of Riot Games.
>>558448964LOL
>Hehe wanna get a drink after the ritual>sure teeheeare people, fanfags, devs stupid? someone is going to ask to rewrite the world. bring judgement upon the land. RULE the world. to have the patron's kill themselves. sure, some heroes got more "personal" wishes like finding someone or ..needing to be part of the olympics? but its a team of 6 and they might not even win.much similar to dota, i assume this is a one time event happening across different dimensions/timelines. i dont think there should be any post-game interactions at all. it makes no sense.
>>558449108>werehyena
>>558448948>SpirituallyShe builds gun though>IsraeliLiterally doesn't exist in Deadlock which is post-WW1 but either pre-WW2 or WW2 doesn't happen (meaning Israel isn't created out of European post-Holocaust guilt)
>>558448948just say jewish you faggot
>>558448515If I had that foresight and trend setting ability then I'd be a stock trader.
>>558448829rem is what yuumi SHOULD be.yuumi is braindead because she afk attaches to someone 24/7
>>558449076>Early 20th century USAYou're saying that as if it's a good thing
>>558449085She can cast a curse on my alabaster blaster any time
>21% of damage from headshots as Wardensuspect or no?
>>558449149Need an interaction where a character rejects an offer to go out and drink
>83 hours>alchemist 5fuck my stupid chud aim...
>>558449201White, Jewish, same shit to me tbdesu
>>558446450>mfw cadence is a 7 feet tall demon dommy mommy built like a thick as fuck bowl of oatmeat with massive hips, fat thighs, massive tits, a huge ass and beautiful curves everywhere but her personality is that of a meek, cute, fluffy girl
>>558449276I'm almost at that point too
>>558449252its fine if they've seen, met, or heard each other in the world before and only meeting (or for the first time) once again during the ritual. but trying to make plans after this type of event, i doubt they will even get a drink.
>>558449004Her kit it just bad and several people have made arguments as to how and why and all you can say is>"Nu-uh I like it so it's fine you're boring"Or something to that effect.
>>558449252warden hopefully
>It's a Sinclair game where all your bolts just hit no matter whatLove this low polygon mother fucker
>Player deleting me with ridiculous speed every time he pops actives>Like absolute deletion>Post game go to look at their profile>VAC ban on recordYeah every fucking time
>>558449548>Sinclair game but every ult on the enemy team is complete shit and not worth stealing
>>558449421did you even read my post? tell me what is contradictorythe only weird ability is crackshoot but clearly the devs thought the ult was so strong that she shouldn't have a third ability just how sinclairs kit is useless because he can copy ults
>alchemist trenches>want to contribute to vc but i generally have no clue what's going on or any real notion of best plans of action
>>558449476Silver/Venator/Celeste/Vyper/whoever else asks Warde if he's up for drinks after the ritual is over and he tells them that he doesn't want to stay out too late because his bedtime is 8 PM
>>558449149>i assume this is a one time event happening across different dimensions/timelinesits not also the chars are just making conversation as anyone would in similar circumstances if they have to work together, don't see what's so wrong with it a lot of the wishes won't rewrite shit, mina just wants to be the vamp boss, yamato just wants her yakuza apes to run everything south korea chebol style, only very few wishes would rewrite shit desu
>>558449680Thats when I all in on vexxing bolt or echo shard bunnies
>>558449680>But not our Sinclair! Couldn't be precious Sinny!>Stealing their ults! And HE gets to be a hero? What a sick joke!
>>558449689Silence is golden, better than a retard trying to backseat everyone at trash mmr.Just call out if you're engaging or some shit or if it's a good time to do mid boss.
imagine completing the ritual and immediately turning to graves and wishing for her to be your sex slave haha. she wouldn't know what to do
>>558449276same but 300 hours
>>558449681>tell me what is contradictoryI won't because it's already been said and you'll dismiss it anyway.
>>558449649The anti cheat sucks dick on this game anyway I've literally seen guys cheat at the same bracket for months and go undetected. Out of 1900 games I've seen one person get frogged and there's been easily 200+ of those games where someone was ragehacking.
This is a really good thread unironically
>>558449108I think she was born with the curse, she says she's always been a werewolf
>>558449689Alchemist isn't intelligent enough for any vc to be constructive because for voice comms to be useful, your team needs to have a brain. If you want to hard climb to a minimally sentient rank where voice comms does start to get useful:>Play Graves, Rem, or McGinnis>Every match pick either Yellow+Blue or Blue+Green lanes>Just perma push/defend those two lanes>Spam S3 on creeps as Rem. Spam ult the instant it's off cooldown as Graves. Litter the lane with turrets as McGinnisLow rank lobbies don't care about macro, lane state, minimap. They just permafight and then when a team gets a lead, they don't know how to close out the match so they fuck off to do sinners boxes instead. It's why low rank matches last fucking forever.If you keep 2 (or just 1) walker alive for your team you will have an item advantage later where it's 12 items against 10 items. You WILL still run into unwinnable matches where you get giga retards on your team going 0/20 but simply committing to being the team's lanejanny and walker wrangler will get you a good winrate until Archon at least
>>558450238ikr
>>558450238I'm a trans Mina player with a vibrating dildo that's been set up to go off whenever I take damage or die or if the enemy takes our objectives or if my soul orbs get denied in lane
>>558450128I SHOULD HAVE COMBO'D HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCEAND YOU, YOU - YOU GOTTA NUKE HIM
>>558447315How is it unbalanced? It does no damage and doesn't apply any effects other than vision reduction. The bonus spirit damage on Drifter's gun for its duration is purely symbolic.
if I do the killme command in game before I get to lane will it benefit the enemy at all? I want to shitpost but I don't want to actually give the enemies a headstart?
>>558450128>COULDN'T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF THE SEVEN ULTS
>>558450408The what command
Hey /dlg/, wanna go for a drink after the ritual's over?
>>558447315>buy any active>icon still hovers over the enemyDrifter sucks lmao
>>558449689Just give basic callouts, don't try to coordinate any plays outside of hard pinging mid boss when you get 2 or more picks past the 30 minute mark and telling people to back out of the enemy base after taking down the first patron bar and everybody is repawning. Also embrace lane jannying.
>>558450460I don't drink alcoholUnironically
>>558450460Haha! Yes, we may be gruff and disagree in many things, but I'll drink to that!*fistbumps infernus*
>>558450341Glad my soul deny practice will pay out
>>558450446holy zoomie
>>558450217VAC (every variant of it in all Valve's multiplayer games) has been useless dogshit for years
>started as Initiate and was stuck there for a long time>now approaching AscendantI think the most amount of fun I had was in Ritualist/Emissary, the matches are getting actually sweaty now
just bought umbrella again hope i get an abrams on my lane to autoparry his ass
>>558450691100 hours in, i was in ritualist for a while, and they were pretty fun, now im high emissary after a latest shuffle shit, starting to see sweats, I miss the legendary melee duels in lane, nothing like that happens these days, both sides just poke from distance like faggots
>>558450341Lash main btw
>>558450691Once you hit Phantom laning becomes annoying because both enemy laners will deny you souls but your lane partner will never shoot them ever ever ever
>>558450767dis nigga is getting heemed by abrams! *laughs*
Reminder>Lash = Conor McGregor>Bebop = Khabib Nurmagomedov
>>558450815>>558450846yeah I miss both sides going at it like retards and heavy meleeing each other, not a parry in sight
>>558450341I guess this explains the 0/14 Minas I get on my team
>>558450846this i always get my ass pressured beyond believe now that im phantom but always feels like my lanepartner is a tourist from alchemist
I like rebuttal because it allows me to nuke retarded billies out of existence for a small cost of 800 souls.
>>558450846>>558451035denying is cancer, they need to give more leeway, increase the soul secure window, right now its just too cancer and certain chars have a huge advantage
What's the point of heavy melee in high elo? since everyone there can just parry it >Inb4 baiting the parry into melee
>>558451102rebuttal is by far the best 800 item, I think it should be 1600 instead because you can keep it until the endgame basically
Playing in ascendant lobbies is suffering because you need to keep telling yourself that you're not trash, you're just playing against some of the literal best players in the world since all Eternus end up in your lobby. I'm just tired of getting dumpstered by some E6 dude who ends up in my lane, its miserable
>>558451131people do it to bait parries i guess yeah, afterwards you can do it for real, because its huge damage + heal if u got lifestrike
>>558451131changing your direction midair without using stamina, heavy meleeing creeps to secure souls, big damage if you have hard CC early on (Haze's dagger for instance is guaranteed ~300 dmg)also shit like Venator with the HOLY stake hitting you for your entire healthbar
>>558451174It’d be nice if it upgraded into something
>>558448217oh the patrons absolutely would do what Calypso did.
Mina mains all started HRT very early. Now when a Mina main orgasms her wiener, unabe to grow hard even when aroused to climax, can only produce a thin trickle of impotent watery seed. It also means Mina players derive more extrinsic pleasure from losing(because taking a lot of damage and dying many times triggers their buttplug constantly) as opposed to intrinsic pleasure from winning a match.In other words all Minas you encounter that do good = normal people. All Minas you encounter that do badly = cute trans girls cumming their brains out and barely able to keep from falling off their chairs when they get beaten to a pulp by Abrams and Billy again to hit the 0/20 KD
>>558448552I argue they do it on purpose, because they clearly know what the ritualists wish for*
Lady Geist is for getting snuffed by her harem of kidnapped shota boys after they break out of their cages and decide to get revenge on evil hag that's been abusing them for their dickmilk
DoorMina? MinaDoor? Bloody Service?
>>558451108Yeah it's retarded how much it favors fast bullet rapid fire m1gger characters, who are typically the best at laning to begin with.
>>558451516Maybe, it's possibleWe'll have to wait and see what Valve end up settling on. Personally I hope they don't go for monkey paw shenanigans though, I like the idea of them actually being genuine in their offer but the offer having to be carefully handled
>>558451462Bebop main btw
>>558451651silence, Paige main
>people hate drifter ult, hate apollo lunges, hate celeste movement, hate holliday kitbro you NEED TO GO BACK to overwatch, stop begging them to make this game into tasteless blizzard shit, thanks
>>558451462post the other one too
>>558451791Drifter ult would fit right into Overwatch and wouldn't be particularly strong there because everyone just huddles together behind the shield tank anyway.
I would instantly domesticate Drifter with a single batch of my iconic jumbalaya
>/dlg/ told me that Celeste has a very high skill floor>you literally just explode glitter in their faces and deal quadrillion spirit damage while zooming around AND have a get out of jail for free card on top of that
>>558451791nah bruh holliday should have the same kit as mccree it would make her so kino !!
We need a playable evil child character
>>558451791>trying to sneak in Holliday's kitNice try gayboy, Holliday's kit has been hated since day 1.
>>558451829Cute stacymogger gigapassoid youngshits playing Deadlock as their favorite character(Mina) while cosplaying as their favorite character(Mina) with chastity cage and a vibrating butt plug pressed firmly against her prostate, programmed to go off each time she takes damage or dies
can you guys stop being weird
>>558452043https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/hero-concept-damian-wants-to-play.110441/
now that the dust has settled we all agree that apollo needs buffs right?
>>558451462stacies play mina, trannies play Celeste and Paige.
>>558452132no
>Get key player... as DoormanBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>558452147we have lucius at home
>>558452162Im a big man and bench 3 plate and play Moleste
>>558452162>staciesonly beckies at best play this game casually bro, stacies only play video games if they want to get simps off of twitch to funnel into their onlyfans
>>558451791>>558452037>Hollidaynot only her kit is a disjointed mess but there is a chara in OW that can shoot her dynamites to make them explode and has Venator's shotgun to jump higher.
>>558445004This Calico having sex with Old Calico.
how would venator execute mina if he couldn't use his stakes for whatever reason (maybe wanting to be extra cruel about it) ?
>>558452221>Get key player as doorman>But at what cost
which character would you take out on a lovely date, NO KISSING OR CANOODLING just an ice cream or something
>tfw been permastuck archon 2 for two weeks
>>558452162>Tranny>playing paigeno tranny wants to play the romantasy super freak that is Paige.
>>558452147Hide him from Mina and Paige for the love god
How tf do I counter lash's spawn ult at the end of the game?Knockdown is too slow and curse is out of reachI know asking my teammates to watch out for it is a thing but I just want to GUARANTEE that whatever plans the lash player has he'll be completely defeated
>>558446318What did you think her wish was? She found killing fun so decided to persue that instead of playing politics.
>>558452428silver!!
I hit Phantom without issue and can probably easily climb to ascendant/eternus but honestly I've lost motivation. The Oracle badge was the cutest but I only got to spend a day with it. It's all downhill from here
>>558452457>How tf do I counter lash's spawn ult at the end of the game?bro your counterspell and/or spellbreaker?
>>558452457your counterspell anon?
>>558445895I usually only hear this a few seconds before I hear him scream and die
>>558452428ice cream w/ rem ofc i'd love to hear all of his enlightened musings
>>558452457counterspell duh
>>558452428Mina but she just bitches about everything throughout the date
Lanes for this feel?
>>558452428You are now imagining Haze in a sundress.
>>558452415I hate doorman so fucking much but I can respect it; Just wish he was fun to fight.
>Well done on completing the ritual, now, what is your wish?>WAKU WAKU they sure were strong! Lets bring those guys back and do this again everyday!
>>558446450as long as she has a massive fat long devil tail I don't care what she looks like
>Suck my Calicock!Why would they add this voice line into the game? It’s very unbecoming of her
>>558452549>>558452550>>558452564I mean for my team, I'm obviously going to be fine but it's my teammates who tunnel vision hard who I'm worried about
>>558452159they need to make his lunge hitbox smaller and make his ult respect geometry and then maybe they can buff his damage or something as compensation. Ideally he should remain an early game rapist who falls off a cliff past 15 minutes.
I'm a bartender. I love Infernus character to bits. I'd love to play the cool flame guy. But literally every bit of value his kit brings is entirely predicated on drooling and holding M1. You can't build for his ult, Dynamo is just better. You can't build for napalm, it's just an M1 buff you have to aim. My favorite ability, flame dash, is so hyper god awful worthless it's not worth casting at any point past 10 minutes.Why does Apollo get total immunity to displacements in his jabs, why can't flame dash have that, considering the millions of ways to knock him out of it already?Does anyone else wish Infernus was more of a caster with more impactful abilities? Rather than toxic bullets the character? Any build suggestions that aren't just laying a brick on your mouse and afking? I'm on my knees here, let me sling drinks, not bullets.
>>558452386Eat a lot of garlic, chug holy water, then give her creampies that sear her filthy undead soul from within. Imagine Mina whimpering in pain as she feels her existence getting burned away through her pussy
>>558452586Any combination of the following:Apollo, Shiv, Yamato, Bebop, Billy.
>>558452730Based Nigger enjoyer
>>558452547the... cutest?
>>558452652Ideally allowing placements like these could solve my issue but of course, limits for thee not for me.Very enjoyable.I miss the old fortresses
>play against an apollo that's insanely annoying and shits out damage>lose>get laned with an apollo next match>nice maybe this will be an ez ma->he goes 0/14/0>losei just want to win, valve. please.
>>558452652oh nothing. the best you can do is tell them to get counterspell or be very far away. but you cant control them so youre fucked.
>>558452386Strap her down to the ground nude in an empty field then wait for sunrise
>>558452619HEY YOU, yeah you! You look pretty strong, let's fight!>Goes super saiyan and delivers a poweful kick to Mina's stomach>She screams in pain and drops to her knees"That wasn't very fun. You aren't very strong at all. You should train more. You can't even defend against this">Kicks her in the head and she falls over, bloody and screaming."See? If you were any stronger you could easily block that. Heck, even Chi Chi can put up a better fight than you.">Walks up to her"You need to work on your pain tolerance. Those attacks were very weak and here you are screaming. Hey! I have an idea! I will help you train your pain tolerance!">He squats and grasps her hand. He picks out her pinky finger"I'll start with this one, okay?""Please no, don't do it Goku""You're no fun">He rips her pinky finger off as he chuckles>Mina stares at her mutilated hand in shock"See? You aren't even screaming now! I'm getting excited"
>>558452331i'd be down for black girl on white girl action but lesbian sex is so boring cause they no dicks they literally can't have real sex
>>558452586Apollo vs Yamato Venator vs Drifter
>>558452596we only see one side of haze
>>558452428victor
>>558452848Yea it had a cute ram on it. Now I have some faggy edgelord skull, then some faggy sun, then some tranny blueshit.
>>558452547>I only got to spend a day with ithow many games did it take you to climb out of oracle?i hit phantom recently and it took me like 7 wins to go up a single tier in oracle.
>>558452897>what are strapons and dildos>>558452868>he goes 0/14/0he was probably practicing that "your bluetooth dildo goess off everytime you die" method
>>558452879Reality is a cruel mistress
ze bluetooth device is redy to perl
Why are DBZ fans the biggest faggots known to man.
>>558452428ivy. then I slip rat poison into her ice cream when she isn't looking
>>558453173that wouldn't do anything you chud
Going up!
>>5584530217 wins, which were all in a row.
I feel unfathomable amounts of rage when I lose a game and I never used to.
Tony - AbramsPaulie - ShivCristopher - BillyAJ - ApolloCarmela - Lady GeistVito - Paige
Ivyfags are the bronies of Deadlock
>>558453038>strapons and dildosnot sexy at all because you know they're not actually feeling anything and the girl giving it is just faking all the shit
>>558453480queen of deadlock now and forever
>>558452428Holliday could use a break
>>558450612I used to know myg0t people and they literally had VAC bypassers. Would just login to their VAC'd accounts and continue playing in VAC secured servers.
>>558453420This game made me break electronics for the first time ever in my gaming life, I punched my keyboard and snapped it in half and I repeatedly smacked my mouse up and down and broke the middle and right buttons, I also started drinking again because of this game
Cringe or Based?https://gamebanana.com/mods/610813
>>558453245I prefer Ivy's old design, this one looks too retarded
>>558453420>>558453630>destroying your own property over an alpha playtest for an unannounced game
>>558453476Meadow - MinaArtie - Sinclair
I'm physically unable to hit a Warden who has fleetfoot + his W popped
Here's some proper Mina art, not the goonslop that gets spammed in these threads
>>558453727present iteration is frankly a masterclass in anthro/monstergirl design. they hit it way way way out of the park in my eyes no lie
patch doko, slark doko
>>558453716Some of these are hit or miss.Infernus looks fucking swag as fuck though.
>>558453630>>558453420I hate the retards who play this game. They literally have no idea of the very basics. Yet they're in high ascendant games because of rank bumps. 12-13 haze just running it down to kill one person and then dying in turn for it every time. Like they have no idea how to pick their fights. They just see a remotely killable target and will happily dive 1v4 and sit 80s on a respawn screen for it. Why the fuck am I playing a support ivy and I'm top networth top obj damage on this team? Why does no one else pressure lanes? Why does no one else look after walkers? Why am I forced to be lane janny AND pusher all by myself even though I communicate to these retards that I have a build that explicitly helps OTHERS do these things effectively. I wind up with fuck all healing because they never want to push with me. They want to sit in the enemy jungle right next to veil where the entire enemy team is receiving 15% bullet and spirit resists and they're wondering why they lose every single fight. Fucking RETARDS.
>>558450217>yea bro I just happen to be in the minority who has cheaters in over 10% of their games Come back when you're 18 faggot
How has Graves went this long without buffs? What is Valve smoking?
Spam more Mina titties
Who's the tankiest tank
>>558454021What buffs do you think she needs?
>>558453873Imagine being this desperate for praise and attention
>>558454057Victor and Abrams, nobody even comes close
>>558454021she needs a rework not buffs.
>>558454019>valve game with no anti cheat has cheaters in 10% of the gamesyes and you're a deranged retard if you think any different. gaming is PLAGUED with cheaters nowadays. you've no fucking clue kid.
>>558454021She doesn't need buffs, stop playing gun build faggot
>>558454138The goat does
>>558452456Hide them from him you mean. He'd tame them in a heartbeat.
How does Silver smells like?How does Silver in wolf form smells like?
>>558454149Lmao shitter
https://static1.e621.net/data/53/1d/531dcfba111749a494da5d266203dfc2.jpgThoughts on vampiric sex?
>>558452428Literally no woman would enjoy my company so no one.
>>558453873That's Lady from Devil May Cry you're not tricking anyone
>>558454150>no anticheatI literally saw a Haze get frogged 2 days ago. You're just coping because after "1900" games you're dogshit. Probably some retarded hardstuck one trick.
>>558454241Piss and alcohol.Wet fur covered in piss and sweat and alcohol
>>558454296>Oh boy I saw one cheater get bannedYeah and it'll be the only one you see for the next 1000 games because the anti cheat is so non functional. If you reviewed your demos you wouldn't be this fucking delusional to think cheating doesn't happen regularly in valve games.
Imagine calling Mina a gook
>>558454138Abrams > Vic > Billy > Warden > MoKrillIn terms of general tankyness over the course of a game
>>558453873There's a dog cock knotted in her hairy gook pussy just out of frame. The reason her eyes are sightly but noticeably crossed is because she's feeling that high temperature doggy baby batter splurting into her abdomen
>>558454474Imagine calling her a retarded jap cunt instead and slapping her when she tries to correct you
>>558454412>THERE'S THOUSANDS OF CHEATERS THAT'S WHY I'M HARDSTUCK SEEKER kek keep coping tranny.
>>558454296ive been cheating for 1 year now and haven't been banned because i play spirit heros so its harder to notice
>>558454791No you haven't. You're a hardstuck seeker who seethes that someone who can land more than 3% of their bullets is cheating.
Kek
>>558454594Based need to teach that bitch a lesson when she starts acting uppity
>>5584550232 retards fighting
>>558454021>still the highest wr out of all the new heroesyou're the issue I'm afraid
How do I stop getting focused down in every fight as Silver before I pop wolf? I feel like after mid-game I need like perfect accuracy/perfect combo to get it off in time
>>558454491What about Silver? She gets 30% bullet and spirit resist in her wolf form if you put a level into her 4
getting drained by MINA HA
>>558455194Winrates are irrelevant now. Api isn't public anymore and all matches aren't being uploaded
>>558454909im not that anon im just saying ive been using minimap cheats and auto parries for a year now
>>558455023I only remember when it started because I was in the happening threads to pass the time before Elden Ring dropped.
Hats will save deadlock
>>558455287Yeah but because of how Silver works she usually starts out every fight already chunked
>>558455287Hard to rank desu. Her tankyness is more conditional, and the human form she's usually stuck in isnt tanky at all
>>558455349i can't wait to see what kinda cosmetics they cook up for mina, paige and silver :3yoshi hurry up with full release dog...
>>558455317Is this the latest cope graves downplayers developed? you guys are getting creative but it's not fooling anyone
Is great at shuffleboard the dirt between my toes of deadlock?
>>558455521They do lots of things :D
>>558455520There's no downplaying anything. Graves is good if you're building spirit, but winrates are irrelevant and not accurate at all.
>>558444881>limited time>limited boomer neuroplasticityIf I already like it well enough and I'm going to invest time in any multiplayer game, this is *the* "competitive" multiplayer game to get good at, right?It's good to get in on something on the ground floor. And this is gonna be big.
>Everyone complaining about the new characters>Meanwhile Warden and Abrams run every fucking match they're in
>>558455349>More Geist outfits
>>558455746it won't be the biggest ever, i suspect like 300k active players or so, game is super hard to get into
Scout x Mina
>>558455824The game is super easy to get into for lots of people because skills from both shooters AND mobas are transferable, and both already have massive audiences.
The issue with Graves is that niggas are always crying about the skulls which are laughably bad until 30 minutes into the match at which point her abilities SHOULD do damage.
>>558455746There's nothing else new with even a crumb of deadlocks potential right now.I'm not sure it will make it to dota 2 numbers, but its gonna be in the top played on steam for a damn long time
>>558455746its your life retardif you're getting existential you probably shouldn't be playing video gamesit is very fun if you can get over your inevitable death and decay
>>558455746I'm pushing 40, never went higher than silver elite in csgo and legend 3 in dota. My coordination just can't keep up with any kind of movement tech and I get gunned to death most of the time. Feels fucking bad man.
>>558452730>>558452832I hope you get what you wish for, honestly post on forums about it. Infernus was THE GUY I wanted to main but he was given the most basic boring kit in the game despite having such a cool archetype. We already have Haze we don't need infernus to also be another m1gger. Let him be a fun m1gger like Venator or an outright caster something, anything to not be a character that will be forgotten after release.
>>558455824>game is super hard to get intomy friend is eternus 1 with dogshit movement, he gets by just with game knowledge and some aimfagging
>>558455746you can ignore the movement 'tism, it won't matter until you reach the highest ranks in ladder (helps, of course, but macro and knowing how to build your heroes is far more important)just pick whoever you find cool/hot/interesting and play a dozen or some matches with themhowever, AVOID:>Paige>Rem>Kelvinanything with support, reallythese heroes are specifically designed for the lowest of morons and will teach you bad habits
>>558456187>>558456206aiming is a zoomer skill
I want to fuck Paradox
I love these gremlin Mina memes I like how she can be both goofy gremlin and sexo sensual bitchTruly the face of the game
>>558456257Me when I see someone rakeable.
>>558454245It's because of shit like this that fags should be stoned to death.
deadlock is actually easier to get into at the ground level than dota or league
>>558456206Kelvin is not a hero for morons. Heros with built in team griefing abilities are not for morons.
>>558456257Characters whose pussies I wanna LICK, SNIFF, SLURP.S RANK:MINA; Unmatched. Divine. Literal ambrosia. Could cum just being given the privilege of sipping a sweet melange of her sweat, spit and pussy juice from a collection cup. I don't even need to fuck Mina. I'd happily lay in bed face down between her pale thighs and lick her pussy for hours as long as she'd let me while she pressed her bare soles against my back and my hips bucked and humped and I'd creampie the space between my stomach and the mattress again and again and again and again just from tonguing her pussy and asshole and lapping up all her sweat and grool.[POWER GAP]VINDICTA; OG, blue, ethereal. coat my lips tongue throat in that heavenly spectrussy ectoplasm, press both the soles of your feet firm against the sides of my face I wanna feel ur little blue toes curl on my face while that pussy quivers, wail like a bansheeA RANK:SILVER; HAIRIER AND SMELLIER THE BETTER. MARK YOUR TERRITORY BY GRINDING MY FACE.GRAVES; THE THRILL OF EATING A MOPEY TEEN GOTH GIRL'S [THIS IS KEY] YOUNG NUBILE *PEAK* PUSSY WOULD LEAVE ME TRULY DISCOMBOBULATEDHAZE: I have no idea, I want to know. She must have a tiny little patch of "pubes" which are "wafting" and "smoking" upwards relentlessly, resting over a completely otherwise bare and featureless PITCH BLACK innie pussy. Pitch black tight slit. Would she... glow on the inside? Or just more endless black? Does her pussy juice look like Coca Cola? Is it closer to roofing tar? I could come up for air and have my lips just VANTABLACK and sticking together... on some Tim Curry in Fern Gully type shit.B RANK:PAIGE; you know she's got a puffy pussy and it's just like Sorapoi's art, I can only see that and those small wispy pubes in my mind, that's all I can envision, and picturing her meaty thighs and fat, fat tits, FAT tits heaving with her inhalations and exhalations if I do a good jobout of space but who cares desuoh right, fuck... unicorn pussy.....
>>558456206>>558456187>>558456090It's not any one mechanic, it's all the shit together all at once, come from shooters and the moba mechanics hard filter you, come from mobas and the movement and shooting and melee dueling filter you, I had to play 30 hrs before I started carrying games vs noobs, it's hard to get into, the game needs a godly tutorial
>>558453801I don't break anything though
>>558456257you wanna fuck a stinky gremlin girl? wow
>>558456374honestly I'd image if u were a girl some nigga slobbering your genitals for hours is about 10x as annoying as just getting plapped for 10min and have him cum, there's a reason almost no1 does that in real relationships lol
I love playing Kelvin so much it's unreal bros..
>>558456235This but loli Paradox that anon commissioned and posted here
>>558454245Hot but the faggot seething at straights deducts points
>>558456378>it's hard to get into, the game needs a godly tutorialdotaniggers will never admit it but this game will never click with anyone who doesn't have dotabrain, it's got all the bloated mechanics and artificial difficulty bullshit that was fixed by every other MOBA out there>denying>no markers/channeling>movement tech>fog of war jukes>no explicit roles>teams can easily reverse snowball you if they get a lucky teamfight>ratting can counter the strongest doomstacks
>win streak>all of a sudden feeders, dogshit teammates, etc>two losses so farI'm just not going to play for several hours. Just not gonna. Fuck you yoshi.
>>558456678That's how I got a 70% wr on Geist. If you are desperate for Lock just brooool.
>>558456556I don't give a fuck I want to rape women with my mouthhI'll strap them down and force them to let me lick their pussies as long as I want
>>558456664And other things ritualists say
>>558456556There's a reason why lesbians report having more orgasms than heterosexual couples and it's largely because of stupid selfish chimps who think eating pussy is somehow gay
>>558456664Mostly true, a league friend that's played league for a billion hours yday rage quit and uninstalled after being raped by a rem x bomb bebop lane, he was on wraith, I kept insisting you're a late game char they are early pressure just play care and farm and u shit on them but he was like "this game is badly designed a single disarm item will make me useless anyway"Basically deadlock is filled w Dota design that doesn't resonate even with most other moba people yeah, but I trust he'll be back
>>558456749>If you are desperate for Lock just brooool.Noted.
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>>558456678after a win stream I got put into a lobby with a fucking 1k MMR difference between averages in teamstotally not the designated loss hahaha
Why does deadlock, with it's at the moment quite limited character roster need two characters that are both>m1 focused gun damage carries>slender black women>simple kitsJust seems a bit weird?Even weirder considering they are both og characters, not added in the roster expansion updates.Like imagine if we had two "small guy riding bigger guy" characters with underground movement abilitiesOr two old guys with a bowA bit odd innit?
>>558456556the fascinating thesis of the virgin mind
>>558456664You niggers still act like everyone is Eternus or Ascendent when it's only like 10% of the entire playerbase.Most niggers dont deny or have le advanced autism movement.
>>558456760not that anon and I don't agree with him but "THAT'S THINGS LOW SKILLED PLAYERS BELIEVE" isn't an argument in your favor you fucking retard, 90% of a player base is going to be low skilled and if they all think it's unplayable impossible garbage you're going to be stuck playing basically entirely with gay Euros and literal un-draftable subhuman Russians, exclusively people who have been playing it for 20 years and no one else, like Dota2 is comprised of now
Whose menstrual blood is the tastiest?
>>558456935they function differently and haze is far better than wraith at what she does
>>558456935There's literally only 1 black woman in the game what the fuck are you talking about
>>558456935We have 2 flying long range sniper heroes!HACKS
>>558456954ive had sex at least FIVE times with 2 different girls eating pussy is gross>>558456831the same lesbians that would jump at a chance to get plapped by some bwc? all that stuff is cope nigga
Whenever I see a Venator I desperately want him to slam me against a wall, lift his arm up and let me shove my face in like pic related and it makes it impossible to focus.
>>558456935Haze is not a nigger. Behind the shadow people dream magic she's probably as white as white can be, blonde, blue eyed, apple pie loving American trying to serve her country but in too deep and turned into a cynical disillusioned killer who's too good at what she does to stop.
>>558456989>Most niggers dont denyNot when I'm playing with russians who never played a game except dota and CS you fucking retard. WOW IT SURE IS FUN WHEN YOUR LANE IS DETERMINED BY SOME NIGGER WHO PRACTICED FLICKS AND DENYING FOR 500 HOURS, COINCIDENTALLY THE SKILLS MOST IMPORTANT FOR LANING IN DEADLOCK.
>>558456935>characters have similarities>I am very intelligentwho cares nigga
>>558457174Most predictable response ever
>>558456990Less players means I'll be higher rank on average so it sounds like a win win to me.
>>558457039.>>558457064You didn't just forget wraith exists did you?Boy that would be really embarrassing
why do people buy duration on seven?nobody is sitting in your balls for that long, the stun gains like a quarter of a second of length which is practically nothing, his gun buff lasts plenty long enough to kill whatever you're looking at, and nobody is letting you ult for the full duration.
>>558456990>>558456914
>>558456935>>558457039>>558457064>>558457143>>558457197calico is also a m1 negress, that is, if you wanna win with herspirit calico is troll
>>558457224and what rank are you? in oracle or below barely anyone denies
>>558457285Rem counter because otherwise your ball expires before the ultrabuffed troopers die
>>558457174>being intimate with female genitals is grosswhat the fuck are you sayingits literally pussy. if it grosses you out consider some thick meaty cock in your life
>>558457310Calico is not an og character
does Rem have the most OP ult in the game before people buy counterspell?
>>558457274Wraith is the only black woman m1 carry>>558457310Kill yourself this is a pisslow meme.
>>558456837>was like "this game is badly designed a single disarm item will make me useless anyway"how do you respond without sounding mad? he's basically correctdisarm/curse will make you useless when it counts, its harder to solo carry in this game due to that fact, at some point your team has to pick up the slack
>thread who keeps crying about spirit damage ignores when actual good games already figured out that getting instanuked without ever having a chance to respond is not good game designdotacels fear the casting animation and spell marker because it exposes their braindead artificial difficulty crutchfest of a game
>>558455661>Graves is good if you're building spirit
Gunshit is going to kill this game.
>>558456664I know women (bio) who used to play tf2 that love deadlock. a couple of them even play itdeadlock is weird in that its charming to mindless broolfags even if they'll never truly enjoy it. probably why the put out a brool mode even though the game is still in development
>>558457371fucking pussy is great, eating pussy is nasty, didn't help that that ex was ovulating and i tasted basically metallic coin recently menstruated taste, it was really really gross, if you're autistic like me and overthink even during the most intimate moments all you can think about is how nasty the texture/taste is and it makes u wanna stop, incels romanticize it cause they haven't actually tried it then there's eating ass though and if you actually do that irl just rope, poopphilliacs are disgusting
>>558457576Creatures like Celeste will kill this game far quicker than any m1gger
what do you build on paradox nowadays? i feel like sprinkling a bit of melee items on her
>>558457224My problem with denies is it always feels like the enemy has prio. I even hear the sound like I landed the deny but I get no souls yet the enemy hits it before me and I shoot first.
>So many of the 38 currently available characters are m1ggers (black) that people can't even tell what character people are referring toHuh...
22 wins out of my last 32 games, 68% winrate"yeah bro, you can go from Emissary V to Emissary VI, best I can do"
>>558457504>M1gger who refuses to buy greens Kek every time
>>558457681Well you can always deny your creeps
>>558457681you basically need to get used to aiming up immediately after you get the creep kill and pre-firing pretty much if u wanna secure it, otherwise the enemy will get it if they're sweaty it makes laning less fun, imo denying shouldn't even exist desu but if it does make it harder to pull off
>>558457658OWnig you are not welcome here
>>558456374Eating out Geist while she scratches your scalp with her green arm...
>>558457679might as well she's an mmr deflator pick ie you *need* to play way above the matches mmr to actually win the game.
>get slightly ahead as apollo>three enemies use slowing sexJUST
>>558457616>incomprehensible self contradicting existence >autisticof coursecontinue being a "straight" man that hates pussy
>>558457658>NOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TAKE THE TRANNY SPHERE AWAY FROM THE FIGHT FOR 4 SECONDSDo M1ggers really?
Character to main if Bejita is my hero?
>we don't want the lol audience>we don't want the ow audienceHey mongoloids this game was built to capture the audience of the two most successful games in those genres.
>>558456556womne love being eaten out if you are good at it.
>>558457842most straight people don't wanna eat pussy nigga, almost no one i know likes it, its considered a chore you need to do to keep your girl happy, but its icky to actually do, plap then cuddles >>>
>>558457842Remember you're arguing with some brainless wigger zoomer from Twitter
>>558457908yeahdota and titanfall
Let’s observe what this penis is capable of
>>558457707Why is this picture so erotic and why do I like it.
>>558457991delusional
>>558458026
>>558457905Abrams
I hate Apollo players talking shit like they aren't playing the most busted character right now
>>558457908No you don’t get itI want Deadlock to become a niche title so it can die just like Artifact did
>>558454491You forgot Lady Geist AKA the Queen of /dlg/
>>558457819>150 year old pussy
>>558456556we'll never truly know if women actually enjoy oral sex because theyre utterly incapable of stating a fact about themselves that is truealso when you hit your 30s pussy just doesnt have that mind control it used to and you have about as much enthusiasm for it as you would picking up a slug out of the dirt and licking it
>>558457842NTA but you're genuinely retarded. He laid out an entire post for you to read and you returned with the most low iq reductionist take possible. I guess you're also gay if you don't let women shit into your mouth. What's wrong you don't like female asses?
Having played LoL for years as my only MOBA I wanna praise DL for its game design.There are something like 2 active items in LoL with everything else being shitty statslop. Upgrading skills? More statslop. Now you'd think LoL makes up for it with interesting hero kits but no there are like 3 interesting mechanics spread across 150 champs with everyone else having some variation of a skillshot and some dashes. Everything is streamlined as hell.
>>558458206Vyper and Silver are /dlg/ favs. Hell, Ivy and even Mina are more liked than Geist.
>>558458298almost like abilities looking the same is necessary when you're chasing competitive balance unlike whatever the fuck deadlock is cooking
Going back to Dota and you realize just how soulless deadlock still is. Dota 2 characters only have some line of dialogue to say when near another hero and don't actually have full fledged conversations and yet they all seem more fleshed out than even Abrams.
>>558458259The person unironically using terms like "nigga" and "BWC" is low IQ as shit from the start.
>>558458259he's a dumb sperg and I'm trying to leverage the inherent self awareness and shame present in every autist to make him question the validity of his sexuality, masculinity, and since he's a retard, entire self worth by acting like his identity is incompatible with his preferencesnigger do you even know how gaslighting works
>>558458298the problem is riot likes it that way and actively kills alternative builds, they killed ap yi, they killed ap xin, they killed ap jax and many others, they wanted them to be AD x onhit and thats it, rn zed is a jungelr only because riot deemed it so, icefrog has a totally different philosophy, but on the other hand icefrog will shit all over your favorite hero and change the map for absolutely no reason just for the sake of change so better get used to that, dota has huge changes every year or so, league has been basically the same game since 2015
>>558458161I don't like how far his ult goes + it going through walls but I still think it's less obnoxious than Celeste ult. I probably shouldn't complain though, I play Rem and I've gotten a few bullshit ults by shooting it through the floor when ratting in tunnels to make an ally win a fight.
>>558458214she's like 30 when she feeds Oathkeeper, it's all good
>>558458387Deadlock isn't out yet
>>558458387Ahh yes the fleshed out character of>NYXNYXNYXNYXNYX>Sproink>got dirt between my toes>lich gon have your mana
>>558458298They removed every interesting thing or idea. It's what you get when you're trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator>>558458372While simultaneously ripping off a better game. You can actually pinpoint where they were running out of things to steal from dota due to inflation of the roaster, and every character since has been hated for being mechanically unfun and broken.
>>558458461>>558458437you faggots are overthinking it I just don't like eating pussy and neither do a lot of people, assuming you guys aren't virgins (I doubt it) good for you that you enjoy giving oral, but its not for me and its not an uncommon opinon to hold, of my friend group 70% of the guys are straight up engaged now since I'm pushing 30, only 1/7 has said that he actually enjoys eating pussy, its not for everyone, sorry to break your fantasy
>First phantom game>Paige player on my team spams CC on the lash and makes it impossible for him to play the gameI was legit laughing my ass off, based hatecrime machineProbably a tranny but XER gets a pass if he perma anvils the lash player.
>>558458298Nah, active items are cancer because retards never buy them even though they're required. So you just auto lose because your 1/9 mina decided to still go full spirit instead of grabbing knockdown
Roster mishmash is fucking cancer man, just categorize niggas by top, mid, support, adc, jungle already
>>558458615Paige is exclusively played by straight white men. The tranny propaganda has brainrotted the community. She's a fat titty nerd made for us. Trannys can't see themselves in her because she's a real woman and shares nothing with them due to being self aware and literate.
>>558458615PullBack
>>558458387dota is just as quirk chungus as deadlockthey're both very cartoonish gamesand honestly, I prefer it that way. the le mature "let's go out for a drink :)" lines and expectation that every character should already intimately know each other is the worst part of deadlock's writing
>>558458757YOU NEED TO GO BACK
>>558458387that sounds contradictory
>>558458780I play paige and I'm a homo. Not a tranny, a homo. She's cute.
>>558458372wrong.
>>558458823dota is dark as fuck compared to league
>>558458780I'm a bisexual Asian femboy twink though?
>>558458823I see this said a lot but who knows each other who shouldn't really know each other?
>>558458598I'm literally gay but you're still a brainless chimp and fragile like most straight men.
>>558458875>>558458940Post your butts please
>>558458551>pinpoint itwhere?
>>558458298IN LEAGUE I ALWAYS FORGET TO USE MY FUCKING ZHONYASIN DEADLOCK, IN THE RARE CASE I GET FAR ENOUGH INTO THE GAME TO HAVE A BUNCH OF ACTIVES, THERE ARE TWO MANY AWKWARD HOTKEYS, SO I REBOUND THEM, AND I CAN'T KEEP STRAIGHT WHICH ARE WHICH BECAUSE IT SAYS "X, C, V, B" UNDERNEATH THEM EVEN THOUGH I REBOUND THEM, SO I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH IS WHICH YET, SO I JUST FUCKING ROLL MY FACE ACROSS EVERY POSSIBLE REBOUND KEY AND UNLOAD EVERY COOLDOWN AT ONCE WHILE PANICKING LIKE A RETARD IN A TEAMFIGHT AND I EITHER LIVE OR DIE WHO KNOWS WHHAT WILL HAPPEN IT'S A GAMEBLE EVERY TIMEBRAVO GAYBEN
>>558459039Bit weird mate.
>>558458925league is its own tier of mass consumer dangling key spectacle slopits past silly and cartoonish and veers into some bizarre overstimulation hyperscape
>>558458940hi im 6'4 and white please let me cuddle you
>>558459004IT'S NOT FRAGILE ITS NOT BECAUSE ITS AN INHERENTLY SUBMISSIVE ACT, though niggers for example will definitely claim that and if you say you eat pussy in the hood you will get labeled as a faggot, same with any "macho" environment, but for me i don't care, its just nasty the act itself, that's all
Daughter (who I love very much)
>>558458991you see it said a lot because it's one (1) schizo saying it repeatedly
>>558457827any way she can be reworked to not be a esports-only hero?
It's not like it's a bad game, but the pick 3 system really makes me not want to play. I just wanna onetrick my favorite. Even max priority it's been 50/50.
>Queue into game>My team sucks, we get raped>Queue into game>Enemy team sucks, we rape>Queue into game>My team sucks, we get raped>Queue into game>Enemy team sucks, we rapeI'm tired I feel like at best 1 in 5 games are actually balanced, matchmaking feels insanely schizo with the skill level of people in my lobbies.
>>558453716>Rem turns into a a roasted chicken while on low healthGave me a chuckle but yeah, its very hit and miss.
goin from ritualist to high emissary, active items are definitely the shit you notice the most, anvils fucking everywhere, people actually use curse (at least supports), its way cancer, completely changes the game, can only imagine in eternus>>558459239rich bitch larping as a poor goth
>>558458462Even then the "spicy" builds in LoL amount to building fucking AP on a typically AD hero. It's still a souless fucking statcheck. I'm just surprised at how lazy that shit is.Active items in DL are basically full fledged new skills. So your character can potentially have 8 skills instead of 4. Even leveling up your skills is fun when they gain new effects and can change your playstyle.
>>558459283just part of the moba experience unfortunately, not one of them is outside of this problem
>>558458517Nyx assassin is just a nyx assassin, he's not supposed to be anything special
The recent patches have done pretty well curbing the power of the recent champions but it really says a lot about this latest batch that they only have Rem who wasn't completely broken on launch
>>558459319For every "Vyper turned into snakeskin boots" kino you have "Mo and Krill making out"
I am Seeker II. I can't aim and I lose every game.
>>558459418>they only have Rem who wasn't completely broken on launchMaster class bait *chefs kiss*
>>558458387>>558458517>return to Dota2 after playing this fucking SLOP full of ludonarrative dissonance and half baked ideas>settle in ready for ludokino that cannot possibly be matched>there is nothing like the depth of lore that exists in the veritable living breathing world of Defense of the Ancients 2>"GOOOOLD IS A GREAT CONDUCTORRRR">a single tear rolls down my cheek while another rolls down my inner thigh
>>558459361I hope it gets better at some point, because the close matches are so fucking fun it's like crack. But as it is now when I sit down to play there's a good chance i just get hours of boring one sided matches
>>558456664>fog of war jukesMap presence knowledge is the distinguishing factor between a good player and a bad player. Too many times I've seen someone chase down the sole person appearing on the map and die.
>>558459350its just their philosophy, league community hates unorthodox shit, they just wanna master the core mechanics and thats it, that's why the most hated shit by league babies is rng, i saw a guy seething at deadlock boxes being rng in the discord, league player of coursewhen a league-only player faces spirit breaker or pa or some shit like that in dota they lose theri minds, i expect even more rng in deadlock in the future, icefrog loves it
graves buffs when
>>558459043Bard
>>558459559I too love RNG but I hate Icefraud's PSEUDO RNG with the scaling bullshit. Give me true RNG or bust.
>>558458551like the post dota 1 heroes have been a success in dota 2 lolalternate between useless and OP
Do I really need to scream on comms to get people to target whoever I lassoed, even when I stand still in the middle of my team they just ignore the guy...
>>558458829Then stop giving the enemy team all the actual team comps meanwhile for our team>Apollo is a frontliner right? XD
>get put in low priority queue>mfw literally every match is just subhuman russians screeching in voice and text chatnever been exposed to them like this before. jesus christ what a bunch of insufferable retards
>>558459836at least you don't play in SEA
>>558459772Hoodwink needs sex
>>558459519>I want to die>Women, children and kunkka first>I now have all the sexyTruly valve's magnum opus.
>>558459810>play initiator>don't wanna use commsYou deserve to lose
>>558459772>>558459875i like the dota philosophy of >monster>furry>furry >monster>monster>monster>cute average girl>monsterthough marci was released as a tie-in to the anime, right?
>>558459519Yonder I wanderClinkz goes my bonesYou'll come back as dice and dominos :(
>>558453716hmmmm nyolooks like hazbin hotel
>>558459239So... Should I be calling you dad?
>>558459772there's no fucking way it's already been 2 years since ringmaster and kaz
>>558458517>>558459519>>558459989>can hear all of them in perfect clarity on readingwhy doesn't deadlock have more iconic lines like this? nothing is memorable or feels like it has that same pop as in dota
>>558459519>HIS NAME IS AXE AND HE MAKES 6 MILLION AXE PUNS, GET IT?Bravo Volvo, groundbreaking characterization
>>558459920I'm not initiating shit, I just snatch GT/Vindicta/Lash/another high-prio target out of the sky or off my team... I use lasso for picks or to cover my supports, not to start the fight.
>>558459418In hindsight, Silver wasn't broken on launch. People just didn't know to buy counter items against her which is her best case scenario.She's probably stronger/as strong now than she was at launch or at least not that much weaker.She's always been low-elo stomper because low-elos don't buy counter items.>>558453949>>558453716I like the normal portraits but the gloat/critical just being shitty memes instantly removed all interest I had in using it.
>>558459772For me, it's the monster men.
>>558460036i can't wait for the angel inspired faction in DL as a counterweight to the ixian scourge
>>558457424debuff remover/dispel magic is core on all gun carries past ascendant+. even if they don't have counter actives, it's enough to help you survive against normal shit too.
>>558460208i can't wait for you to get gassed for liking tumblrcore garbage
THERE IS A LEAGUE OF SMURFING GRAVES PLAYER INFLATING THE WINRATE!!! STOP THE COUNT!!!
>>558460152>lash>paige>graves>doorman>billy the goat>silver the werewolf>viscousetc
>>558460140they're great at shuffleboard
ok so what the fuck do you actually do in this game?im just sitting on lane and every time i fall behind by like a few thousand souls even to my lanemate
>>558460175Doesn't matter, play another hero. People like you are the problem. You only want to talk to bitch after the fact rather than turn your mic on and tell people who to focus. Infact just play another game entirely. A singleplayer one where people don't have to interact with low iq low T chimps like you.
Why is Haze like this!?
I'm so fucking tired of needing to buy shit like knockdown on Silver when Rem and Celeste are raping us in every fucking fight and then getting away for free. And of course one knockdown is never enough
I miss him... I want to shlork...
>Graves solo takes lanes!>Play her>Drop my tombstone>Walker takes 20%So I have been lied to...
>>558460152Ice is nice!
based valve?
>>558460375Push the wave hard, try to harass or deny them when they're under tower, repeat. Do boxes in between waves every few minutes.
>>558460241is rock paper scissors really good game design though? in dota it basically devolves to have this item called bkb or else you can't play the game, in almost every single match
>>558460140Lets see what this dick can do
>>558460397Haze would never.Seven on the other hand...
>>558460382>queues with all comms disabledit IS a singleplayer gamescream and bitch as much as you want. it's all going into the void
>>558460397thats rem not haze
>teammate starts crying and complaining>i stop playing>they cry even harderdo niggers seriously expect others to play for a team that flames them for no reason? making them lose even more is a lot more fun
>>558460639are you 14?
>>558460606Haze is his mom though. Where do you think he got that special juice?
why is lashXIvy popular for both of these characters
I am new to /vg/, is the ritual frogpost with obvious bait a staple of this board?
>>558459772Dawnbreaker, Marci and Muerta are peak design (heavy emphasis on Marci, just seeing her makes me want to reinstall dota2 and actually play it)
>>558460529>is rock paper scissors good game designYes unironically, almost all games can be distilled to very simple rulesets and arguably rps is the best
>>558460515>Do boxes in between waves every few minutes.But I can't because the wave is coming and my lane partner is killing the minions
>>558460772marci is peak cause shes just a medieval girl in a sea of monster niggas and furries which is dota rosterin league she wouldn't stand out much
>>558460767frog/aqua/IRL-chickposting with bait/retarded opinions is a 4chan thing in general
Can we all agree that they knee-jerk over-nerfed Grave's 1 and 4 before the community adapted to them?
>>558460760Their VN interactions + the fact that Lash is uniquely nice to her in all their interactions
>>558460767frog posting being attached to retarded posts is a universal staple newfag
>>558458253I'm 35 and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Never experienced any "mind control" but that's probably because I'm not an incel. You sound gay.
>>5584609161 yes, 4 noliterally just kill the skullsthe 4 is realistically uninteractable if the graves is sentient in any capacity but they released her expecting it to be fully contestable
>>558460916them making skulls staggered is the biggest buff that shit receive and you need to shut the fuck up about it now.
How do we fix her? Just increase turret health and DPS?
>no insect heroesTHANK YOU VALVE
>>558461103Literally useless as long as she has 2 stamina and no movement abilities
Who should I play if I main batrider, puck, and ancient apparition?
>>558452428Graves.
>>558460847>marci is peakShe's also a kawaii mute monk girl though and I heard Dota players fucking DESPISE HER and do not think she's peak at all. And while everything I said in my post I do genuinely believe I also posted it expecting it would get a rise out of Dota players, for fun. Particularly how much I like Marci.I thought those niggas HATED Marci.
>>558461128Just build mobility
>>558461127you know they're going to add a realistic spider hero that gives the entire millenial generation the ick and causes gen z to explode twitter with trauma dumping
How do you play against a hyper aggro lane like Drifter/Bebop
>>558460689I'm not trying my hardest to win a match in Deadlock for vatniks with anger issues, anon.
>>558459772This makes me glad that I quit dota 2 in 2015.
>>558461192hmmm, idk, i like both marci and i think the dota anime wasn't that bad, like 6/10 or 7/10
>>558461215The characters that have innate mobility already build mobility so it changes nothing. Fucking Celeste buys stamina mastery
>>558460467>oh boo boo my feewingslmao go back to overwatchies where nobody can say anything
>>558461187Holiday-batriderPocket-puckAA-paige but not rly
>>558461295you're an anomaly (retard)
>>558461243You don't, try not to feed for 6 minutes, then let the guardian fall and fuck off to jungle if no one comes to gank.
How come the big dota streamers haven't really given deadlock much attention yet? Like Gorgc or Singsing
>>558461402cause dota is their thing not other games
>>558459772Primal Beast is awesome.
>>558461242why are people so obsessed with generation wars
Bebops bomb stack seems pretty strong, yet I don't see him often. Is the bomb easy to counter or something?
>>558460760>Both of them hate/are hated by mendoza.>Leaked Ivy VN lines have Lash flirting with her and them beating up mendoza's goons together.>Lash is actually nice to Ivy.>based HMOFA
People whine about new OP broken heroes yet this guy gets to have the most broken kit since launch, literally an ult that's so busted it warped other people's ults and items and a kit that has some of the best buttons and no one complains about him.Oh yeah he's also the highest WR character pretty consistently since forever.
>>558461446Boomers and Zs are obsessed with millennials for some reason.
>>558461356>batrider but kinda techies and spitfire with sniper passivehow do these things synergize lol
>>558461243lollmao
>>558461372I wish that were doable, but playing defensively only results in these ridiculous fucking dives half the time
>>558461402because they can't fucking play a shooter? they invested all their skill points into autistic outdated RTS style isometric APM ability and will now go extinct without much fanfare like some exotic form of Muskrat
>>558461103Her ult is literally useless, would start there.
>>558460467Link the thread i can't find it
>>558461507cause he doesn't feel that bad to play againstapollo feels like shit to play against but yeah if u just wanna climb and nothing else, learn/play seven
>>558459519I can remember so many dota voice lines its unreal.I also really like the hero voice line wheel. It's so fucking good for tilting people with. I hope we get it in deadlock too>You were killed by a treee... a treeee
>>558461507Just get out of site, dingus. Just drop an anvil on his dome, doofus. Just silence him, goober.
>>558461345Just get even more mobility
i dont wanna accept that paradox just aint for me
>>558453716Not my style but it's very soulful
>>558461295hahahahahahahahahahaha a 6 7 meme hahahahahahahhaha!
>just get x itemYeah but the build guide doesn't have it. How do I know I'm not doing some retarded shit like building heaven's halberd on CM or something
>>558460382Hmm.... Nyo, you'll have to play with me, mate.
>>558461687If you truly are a grug and must play paradox, go all in on a grenade build. At least you can hit those right?
>>558461446its been a thing since time immemorial there are essays and plays from ancient greece which sum up to "young people are retarded and old people are fucking everything up"
>>558460467You pretty much have to be reporting all other 11 people in your lobby to actually get punished for it lol
>>558461498>HMOFAlmao..... he thinks it's HMOFAyou're overthinking shitthis is literally just LATINA(CODED) PUSSYbeing the rightful clay ofBIG WHITE COCKas it has been and as it always will befor all of timeall latina pussy exists to be taken and colonized by virile white dick
>>558461402um
>>558461803I'm too high rank to land in your lobbies
>>558461881of course this twink immediately plays mina
>>558461528just a dumb fad I think. I don't think anybody gave a shit about generations until the zoomers decided what generation you're a member of is the most important shit in the world.
>>558461497better players know how to deny bebop getting his bomb stacks, shitters just dash away as soon as he puts the bomb on them and also don't actively make it hard for him.Better players shoot his fat ass if he tries to approach and chase his ass down if he uses 1-2 dashes to put the bomb on you. and ofcourse better players also itemize against it if it does indeed scale to a point where it's a concern.
The face of dota, 250kg beast, 1 time tee eye winner Mr. Bulldong still hasn't played Deadlock
Mina losing to an elder vampire shota!
>>558461869t. Latina
uhm, vypersisters???
>>558461979>the face of dotaThat's Masao retard
>>558461829except no it hasn't, the generation labels are a recent concept and they didn't exist before the boomer generation. The term "greatest generation" was invented in the 1980s.
>>558461402I thought that faggot singsing quit dota years ago??
>>558462068maybe for 4chan
>>558459772All of these guys have slamdunk kits and add a lot to the game. Except Pango fuck that guy
>>558461897Then you're safe, for nyow.
>>558461947were you born yesterday or somethinggenerationalism has literally always been a thing. the baby boomer label existed like 40 years before a gen z could be born
>>558462146painting his pecs white
>>558461192I like Marci but PB is my favourite of the new ones they released.
>>558460529riot and league of shitters is an example of what you do when you get rid of basic RPS balancing. powerful counter items allow powerful and unique heroes
>>558462121>slamdunk kitsyeah... power creepjust like the new league champs
>>558462253that's weird because like I just said nobody even said "greatest generation" until they were all 60+ and retired. So what did they label them before that? Fun fact: they didn't.
>>558462338actual power creep or "I don't like these heroes they beat me all the time" power creep
>>558462435>>558462253>>558461528>>558461446>>558461242who is it that gives each their generation their name anyway...
>>558462051What pedo shit did Vyper say for him to respond like that?>you’re a little old for me?>eehh I’m already on the registry, so it’s no scales off my back
>>558462530buzzfeed's editor-in-chief moshe goldstein
>>558462329on the other hand it would be too much like dota if it didn't go its own way though >>558462509both, all those new heroes are frustrating to play against, mostly, some like void spirit are in the "op or up" cycle all the time
>>558461687learn to click heads, her gun is shockingly accurate, and if youre good at that you can land the time shot.
>>558445828Anyone? Any doorchads want to give some input? character feels weird right now
>>558462585the riot ripoff will ditch the counter items but will have watered down kits. if anything I'm interested in seeing their version because it'd basically be more overtly overwatch imo
>>5584609161 yeahDon't notice a difference on her 4Her 2 is so bad now compared to release. Takes ages (in the middle of a fight) to activate.
Hmmm new patch?
>>558462435generationalism came from rightfully hating baby boomers for being entitled clueless spoiled retards who were given everything, some of which becoming hippies before selling out, then yanking the ladder up behind them, and from gay cocksucker massive glazing of the "silent/greatest" generation for killing Hitler (the last hope of the white race)and a desire to categorize generation X aka the lost disillusioned generation, and then their kids Y the Y2K tech generation, and now the subhuman tide pot eating broccoli heads that are the first generation to be less technologically capable than the lastthe "silent" generation (or greatest generation) didn't call themselves anything because this post-industrialization means of categorizing generations had not existed and had no reason to; people weren't bored enough by modern convenience and full enough with existential dread yet they were too busy getting tuberculosis
>>558462509Real power creep.>short cooldown strong dispel on self>long range escape/gap closer that can also snare the enemy>permanently lowers your stats when he kills you>invisibility that doesn't break when attacking and completely ignores true sight, pay 1400 gold to give it to your team tooWait. I have just been informed this kit belongs to a hero from the original mod, not to one of the new powercreep legal legend heroes.
>>558458372If this is your genuine opinion i legitimately feel sorry for you
>>558462961>the "silent" generation (or greatest generation) didn't call themselves anything because this post-industrialization means of categorizing generations had not existed and had no reason to; people weren't bored enough by modern convenience and full enough with existential dread yet they were too busy getting tuberculosisoh is that why? see I thought it was because Tom Brokaw wrote a book called that in 1998 but I'm sure your schizo rambling is valid bro
>>558445828You hit the nail on the head, I don't have much to add.Nowadays I've accepted I'm basically the Deadlock equivalent of an autistic Spy main for trying to play him anyway, with how much effort you have to put in to make him work compared to other picks.Still will be playing him, hoping for buffs but not expecting anything.t. 100+ game doorbro
i kekd at >child
>>558462795I feel like he has tons of agency because I can banish someone for 10 seconds
>>558447735>Does he torment Dynamo? I thought he just offers him and his wife a stay in the Baronessanon....... what the fuck do you think he's implying when he says that AS dynamo is in the baroness' pocket dimension torture dungeon???
>>558461449Alot of these would be team bebop just to spite Lash or see Lash as an idiot and would be a fence sitter because they don't care. Like GT, Yamato, Abrams, etc...Graves would be a closeted Lash-fag.Ivy is Team Lash while saying "Sorry Bebop."Sinclair is both Lash AND Bebop depending on which of the two you're talking to. Who's who is a tossup. Honestly in general I wish we had alot more "big fan!" lines mixed in with the "What an asshole." lines towards lash.
>>558463203Pocket is not confirmed male btw
>>558463203>Infernus as a bearA straightoid made this, he doesn't have the bear body type at ALL.
>>558461402dotafags have the mechanical aptitude of an actual donkey, deadlock would filter them
>>558463406All he has to do is walk through that door
>>558461687Take the Tankadox pill and max nade+wall
Cultist is the perfect item for celeste, it lets you kill those pesky big camp creeps and even let you kill one of the three big ones and then auto the other 2 with your chaining m1
>>558461402i bet we'll get a gorp deadlock stream at some point, he probably won't stick around however
C7C
>>558458462I had fun with meme shit like Tank Fiddlesticks, AP Alistais or tower permastun top Skarner. You might recognize all of these as meme shit that wasn't that great (I got oddly good at the top Skarner though) but Riot still decided that no fun was allowed. I quit after they started shitting hero remakes and I'm glad after I saw that they turned the Viktorchad who hated the weakness of the flesh into some skeletal fuckboy from the faggot show.
>>558463203victor is a twunk
Its up
>>558445828>>558463247>can fuck people in the ass with Bell nukes>can out juke basically anyone if you're smart enough>can chase people to the ends of the earth with the combination of movement and door placement>can steal midboss with the most obnoxious game winning "DOORMAN PLAY OF THE GAAAAAAME" viral clip type of bullshit plays>can remove any character from existence for a full 6~ seconds and can and should build refresherDoorman has the highest skill ceiling and skill expression in the gamethis nigga is the devil
>>558463708Retarded, thought bubble should be reversed
>>558463708pegging is so lame, maybe if she was an actual futa it'd be hot
>>558461881>>558461909Fucking based>immediately locks Mina
can't wait until we have actual pro circuits and that zipperhead eido fades into irrelevance
>>558460049Yes.
>>558459772I find funny they just made a hero that can be defined as "girl". And a bunch of out of place furries but I don't find that that funny really.
>>558463858Isn't Eido just a yank? We need proper gooks hooked on this game to humble him.
>>558463804>can and should build refresherthat is a waste of 6.4k unless you either REALLY want to piss off a tilted player OR have a singular fed enemy blocking your team from winning.
He's in!
>>558463750ZAMN
>>558463730Viktor's remake was a legitimate crime, the dude's model has wider hips than most women.Arcane was a disaster for league.
>>558463858>watch goober70>"I'm autistic btw">*seethes and cries on mic because his teammates aren't peeling him or something stupid*i hate him
>>558463804He's undertuned right now though. The problem is that he needs too many things. He's one of the most level-dependant heroes in the game - Cart is basically a non-ability until you max it. Door becomes like 5x better once you max it. But also you need 3 points in bell for it to do anything. And don't forget your one point into ult so it actually has range. Meaning Doorman only comes truly online around 15 minutes into a match. And that's not even thinking about the items you need, vortex web is basically mandatory, but you also need items to make bell actually deal damage, and you also need utility items/counterpick items. He needs too many levels and too many souls to realize his true potential, he feels like he's bizarrely both a support/pickoff hero AND a carry, which makes him end up feeling like a liability compared to true supports and true pickoff heroes.
>this is Rem's dadOkay, maybe Haze was cookin' after all...
how big do we think deadlock is gonna be when it officially launches? i think it'll have a consistent milly concurrent players at least
>>558463896She's the MONK archetype. She flings people around and beats the fuck out of people with her bare hands and goes berserker asura monk mode. She's also mute and communicates exclusively with whistles.She's an original character made for the American anime netflix adaptation they did. Skin wise she's the character they give all the cutesy animu uguu costumes to.
Enhanced Shrinkray should be removed from brawl.Shit is impossible to hit.
>>558464308My guess is half of DotA2, so 600k.
>>558464260>you NEED to do everything
yoshi is an engagement farming nigger subhuman piece of shit and the algo for this matchmaking has been fucked all of feburary. I hope someone bursts into your fucking offices and mass shoots you niggers.
>>558463858The biggest fraud in Deadlock is Piggy. Dude is actually so fucking bad for an Eternus player and all of his builds are dogshit to the point where they're just traps. He needs to be forgotten
>>558464308It'll be the biggest game on Steam for a while
>>558464308It'll be the biggest game ever and since it's actually interesting and macro reliant bugmen wont be allowed to dominate the pro scene.
>>558463750link me up
>>558464335Girl
>>558464308As long as it has an item market it'll do iron man numbers.
>>558464308>a consistent milly concurrent playerslmao, bit optimisticid say 300k ishhalf the people that'll rly get into deadlock are already playing it
>>558464271that makes me laugh everytime
>>558464153I quit long before that came out and I have no idea what the fuck they were thinking. I honestly would nut if icefrog just copied 1:1 all the old kits that weren't giga aids like kat/yas/darius and added them to dota since dota doesn't really have characters that scratch the same itch. Also fuck it add nuTrox too he was really fucking fun and cleaving trees would be fun as fuck in Dota.
>>558464308No more than 150k-200k once the release hype fades. this isn't a game that's made for those kind of numbers. too autistic for that kind of mainstream playerbase.
>>558463708Hot
>Silver is OP apparently>Every fight even when I get ult I literally melt in 0.5s when I have an 80% green investment
>>558464153I was glad to see their faggot fighting game flop. Like I shouldn't be happy about fighting games flopping because I like the genre, but Riot deserved it the most of anyone not called NRS.
>Dota: "If light cannot escape me, what hope have you">Deadlock: "iM dOiNg It!"Shrimple as that, the shift in writing quality is night and day
>>558461630https://old.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1rdhs7l/my_bad_for_reporting_people_dropping_slurs_in/
>>558464449Calm down, Wings.
>>558464576league and dota are far more autistic m'nigga
>>558464260I encountered my first Doorman in lane a few days ago. His fucking Bells were mini nukes from like 3 minutes into lane. If you got low and tried to run and he wanted to kill you he would just run through a door and chase you down. Total pubstomp.
>>558464478>>558464468i wish i was this naive
>>558464709You're old and cynical, it's understandable for you to look forward to nothing.Don't worry, I'll light up with optimism in your stead.
>>558464576I thought I had a high tolerance for stressful games but Deadlock is mindbreaking me
>>558464709
>>558464651honestly writing dialogue for a moba is barely even writing, I bet the programmers just do all the "writing" for games like this rather than actually hire some pothead writer dipshit
>>558464651Shut your frog ass up
>>558464608Silver is only OP if you're seal-clubbing on your 10th smurf.Consequently: that's what most "pro" players abd "influencers" do all day.
What makes games popular isn't if they're fun or appealing, just if they aren't hard or autistic
>>558464561>yasuo>darius>old kits>that weren't aidsshut the fuck up you zoomer faggot retard
>>558464651https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=dynamo_be_careful_03.mp3dynamo is just peak millennial
>>558464854>t. Couldn't get the nookie
>>558461687Try this
>>558464915Am I even having fun with Deadlock?
2026... I am forgotten
>>558464923The oldest kits are already in the game nigger, well besides Cho. And nothing will change the fact Yasuo is old now.
>>558465003I play him everyday though
>>558463858>>558464461Ironically they both came from the finals, where they were dogshit too. .t ruby/eternus player
>>558464928suits him honestly
All of this got me from arc 4 to 5The grinding in this game is dogshit.
Griefing is funnier than playing the game, prove me wrong
>>558465262>>558465262>>558465262>>558465262>>558465262
>>558464702Dota is more autistic in terms of game knowledge but it's also a 3rd world eastern european classic that runs on toasters which pads its numbers.League isn't that autistic that shit is arcadey as fuck unless you're a jungler.
>>558464552Yeah , i think Deadlock can easily get to a million players all time peak, but i think it will end up having 100-200k average on a day-by-day basis
>>558464651>Deadlock: "With these hands I will destroy, and with these hands I will rebuild">Dota: "Got dirt between my toes"
>>558464915Literally all the biggest games are hard and/or autistic
>>558465246It's impossible to change the mind of a retard so I guess not
don't know how much more of these archon matches i can take...
>>558464651Dynamo is Reddit. This is not news.
>>558464651>He isn't the cosmosDon't know how i would cope
Everyone's left the thread so I can safely post that i want the entire female cast of deadlock to peg me in the baronness while doormans voice echoes throughout listing my failures as a man :3
>>558473083Gay nigger
>>558473083this but futa instead of pegging
>>558473083This is Lash's wish
i really enjoy the infernus gun build where you just m1 people and they die. any other builds like this? i tried haze but her smoke bomb isn't as good for running away as flame dash when im solo pushing waves
