Im sorry but you will never find happiness unless you accept who you are in real life. Living in a fake world is hollow in the end.>Patch 7.41 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/fa89e48b03a6bf6deac50a23fdfc39f7df64fb2a>Little Ladies Day Feb 26 to March 12https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/Little_Ladies_Day/ivf88rc2gm>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups and Events• Feburary 25, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Angel Beats >>558314457 • February 27, 8:30 AM EST | Diabolos Lavender Beds W26 P23 | Pokemon Presents Watch Party >>558312948 • February 27, 7:00 PM EST | Diabolos Goblet W17 P41 | Pokemon Day Party >>558312948 • February 28, 7:00 PM GMT | Lich, Light Empy W7P48 | Moonie Movies Afro Samurai >>558440852 • February 28, 3:00 PM EST | Mateus, Hyrstmill (North Shroud) | Project Ishgard Joust >>558084486 • February 28, 6:00 PM EST | Adamantoise, Doman Enclave | Delubrum Reginae Savage Meetup >>557888191 • March 6, 6:00 PM EST | Jenova Goblet W18 P43 | Mario Party Salty Bets >>558176762 Previously: >>558443575
Cabbage head.
never forget
Male middies…?
Banana bread.
me femlala don't tink she want to cap tomes dis week
hello moderate-to-upper caste femlala here
>>558456445The jeets of modern xivg
>>558456376im fine with who i am in real life, but a woman who is of equal station would still consider themselves above me
>>558456461Cute. /scoff
I need a chubby femlala to sit and spin on it like a beyblade
>>558456489sorry, tranny femlalas who get cucked by their EB are lower caste actually
>>558456571. . .
...
femlala
>>558456579So all of them?
>>558456708yeah
>>558456642I wish I could draw as cute as this femlala does...
>>558456734Rule of thumb I came up with,>The longer you sit around /xivg/ socially, the more you're likely to be cheated on.
primal dead or what? just had 2dcs inside msq roulette and everyone got dc as well
You were desperate to post that awful elezen huh
FAAHHH!!!!!
>>558456921you had months to transfer
my femlala is struggling to connect to the servers
Alright, post your WoL's backstory or the bird gets it
>>558456921If you are looking into waiting for that to open, they stopped doing random changes back in Endwalker, now they only change the congestion status during patches
>>558456921>logs in and makes it even worse
>>558457107Slavery.
What happened to Tzera?
>>558456636i'm pretty sure neither of these two even play the game anymore
wtf is it with biofems having stupid ass chipotle bag doodle tattoos irl
>>558457157You mean poothier from bdog?or drozera from gw2g?
What happened to Tikaasi?
>>558457157My guess, he finally FINALLY, FUCKING FINALLY, realized this place is a toxic cesspool and that constantly visiting a place that stresses you out is retarded
>>558457210Women want to be acknowledged.
>>558456636>Ooh, look at that! It's like an ad for fucking HRT: Before and WAY before!
My Warrior of Light? Lost 28lbs in 3 weeks.
>>558456636Oh look, it's the schizo asshole and the GAM he groomed.
Remember usRemember that we once lived
>>558457157I mindbroke him
Akemi cruel, kindness to lalafells, my lalabvulls, bvull, your small house.>Your character is travelling between Data Centers. Please wait until they have reached their destination.
>>558457097there is a guy on EU who does exactly that
May I melt?
>>558457564yes
>>558457210>chipotle bag doodle tattoosLMFAOOOOOObut, to answer - its very surface level 'I want to look cool' reasons associated with latina culture or 'I want to evoke a 'culturally awakened' aesthetic so I put a wolf and tribal chieftan smoking a ciggy on my leg' white girl culture
>>558457549meteor survivor?
>>558457335that sounds like a lot, grats or see a doctor, I'm not sure which
I'll be free soon...
thoughts on latino catboys?
>>558457549t'owa t?
>>558457589I WANT TO CLEAR M12S IT HAS BEEN 3 HOURS I AM WAITING PARTY TO FILL
>>558456745i believe in you
>>558457564only if you let me plap you while i hold your horns
A new dawn has arrived and my moonie rises once more
>>558457634Naruto.
>>558457564>>558457740Sid from Ice Age melting like the continental ice sheet in the Holocene
>>558457740Transfer to Aether.
>>558457776I've actually never watched Naruto if you can believe it
You look and act like
>>558457867Believe it?
>>558457684>>558457608nope
>>558457740go help meowrence clear instead
>>558457843no thanks, i hate high ping>>558457809i am not Sid...>>558457742why would I let you do that?
>>558457912Dattebayo...
how many times do you give someone a chance before just stopping trying to be friends with someone
>>558457891when i dont i just am, ok?
>>558458000>i am not Sid...well you sure do look like him
>>558457958maro? who the fuck is it
>>558457867>I've actually never watched Naruto if you can believe it>if you can believe it>believe it. . .I'm onto you.....
>>558458036Until I decide the effort isn’t worth it then I ghost them and forget they ever existed
>>558458036stop trying to force your acquaintances into romantic relationships
>>558457740sis i hate to be the one to break it to you but you're becoming insufferable
>>558454176>Already had a data breachl m A o
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>558458036Me personally? I usually keep giving them chances even after it's obvious I shouldn't because I hate thinking the worst of people.
>>558458154... to no one.
>>558458036how many times do you give your significant other a chance before just stopping trying to be with them
My femlala doesnt like plainies eyes, she needs a nice dunesboy boylala.
>>558457996i already offered, but he already has a cotank.>>558458095i don't look like him...>>558458154sorry, i am just bored to wait 3 hours just to be able to play the game
>>558458000because i want to plap you?
>>558458119nah not maro it's not one of the "big" ebins
>>558457643Built for Kanchelle
>>558458270ew
horsewatch update
>>558458167lol no way
Biofems I've met in this game and what race they play...>M - fiddie (half-Elezen), fiera>R - fantablob but usually fiddie>J - femezen, x2 catgirls, fiera, miera>Z - femezen, miera>A - femezen>S - catgirl>L - femezen, fiddie, kind of modbeasty though>K - middie (gay)>N - thighlander, highlander (her other character's father)>forgot her name - thighlander
>>558458036i don't really care but just don't schizo me
>>558458221aha i know that but i caught you in the trap where you implicitly also admitted his name is MEOWRENCE
>>558458119>>558458239actually I worded it wrong, it's not an ebin at all he used to post a lot of his shitty edgy poses in the past though
>>558458312>all those femezenYou play on primal don’t you
>>558458296good for them, hope they have fun
>>558458346Eiki post (and his name is Laurence)>>558458237but who are you?
>>558458385I play on Balmung and they're all Balmungian or Matean.
>>558458296ayo dis nigga goin back for sloppy hjorse seconds>>558458239drop the name bwo
hmmmm today my moonie decided she shant be wearing pants
>>558456494Those aren't catboys
>>558458036There's no right answer for this, it's a case by case basis.>>558458296Having fun touching yourself to the thought of anons fucking?
>>558458312So what you're saying is I should talk to cute Femezen more?
>>558457107>raised in the Dravanian Sharlayan colony>stayed behind when it got abandoned>came to deeply resent the anti-interventionist disposition of Old Sharlayan>aimlessly wandered around Eorzea trying to help people as a conjurer until the beginning of 2.0I've headcanoned him this was since HW so the Sharlayan stuff in EW was all really exciting to me.
>>558458526nope it's maliddies and miera
>>558458515your moonie decides that every day
>>558457107She doesn’t have one
>>558458296Can't blame Rikka, Romani is lovely :>
Why does nobody want to be plapped by my EB+....
>>558457229The man who was cucked to death
>>558458385>>558458543I actually forgot three biofems and one of them also plays a femezen.
>>558458668because i must post my character and i wont
>>558458690Didn't even have to read what you replied to and just knew.
Miera are jeetsMidlanders are NPCsCatboys are a little zesty
>>558457229Cucked by everyone he ever had an interest in
>>558457190i'm still here.
What kind of person plays a duskie
>>558458739this
>>558458775it's weird, I feel like he had a chance with fibblit, he just waited too long
>>558458838autistics
>>558458775Name 5.
>>558458592lifes always good
She’s annoying but her pussy is good so I’m conflicted.
>>558458739Maliddies are the jeets now.Miera are just gays and women.
>>558458838autistic Brazilians that watch video essays
>>558458739What are lalaboys?
>>558458981ffxiv?
>>558459012Cucks.
>>558458838I play one
>>558458904I don't think anyone had a chance with fibblit
>>558457097this is mostly unrelated to your post but you did remind me of somethingone time a couple years ago I went into baldesion arsenal and in the discord coordinating the raid there was, I am not exaggerating, a japanese girl with the cutest, softest voice I have ever fucking heard in my life. and she was playing a super cute pastel-themed lalafell with a super cute outfit. despite the instant 1-shot, I didn't even try to keep contact with her after that. my mind returns to this situation pretty often because, even though we interacted for a total of 15 entire minutes, I needed to figure out why didn't I do it. why didn't I just say, 'hi will you be running this again?' why did I let my doubt and my low-self esteem win and let someone I clearly immediately liked just slip into nothing?my conclusion was that I was not ready to trust myself. I couldn't believe in a future where reaching out to someone wouldn't be taken a 'creepy' on my part, so I punished myself and cut myself off from trying to make friends. I had to settle some stuff I'd internalized first, and I'm much better now thankfully. Still, it's a little harrowing to think about all the people you could've been friends with that just remained a total stranger in your life for one reason or another.
>>558458728Do you want to meet then...
my moonie just saw a duskie buy property in the lavender bedsshe thinks shes going to vomit
>>558458775He literally had Muffy basically remove her panties for him, he's just retarded
>>558459170>Her
>>558459156>moonie
>>558459170Never stick your dick in crazy
>>558458210Women can't resist staring into two soulless blue pits...
>>558459170anyone can do that, its harder to have a normal conversation with muffy without him either sexpesting or trauma dumping you
>>558459140that was me using a voice changer I'm sorry brothermanI wouldn't have let you hit anyway
>>558458965Is that her coloring book, may my lalaboy color with her as well, he can keep it inside the lines no need to fear mooner.
>>558459078can I see
>>558459140dw fumbling a Japanese baddie is a canon event
>>558459316Raping (consensually) this little nigga
>>558459348Or melting at you when you reject his incredibly creepy advances while he plays the victim for it.
>>558459304Does that adage still apply when the guy the dick is attached to is just as crazy?
>>558459140>why did I let my doubt and my low-self esteem win and let someone I clearly immediately liked just slip into nothing?you read too many posts about people doompilling here that's why we tell you retards to go out and talk to local people in real life and find someone, life is so wonderful when you actually just go out of your way to make it worth living instead of rotting away in your apartment playing a shitty theme park MMO that caters to japanese salarymen
>>558459523Yeah cause even if tiki is crazy too, it’s still bros before hoes
>>558459491best part is when he tries to make it your fault and try to guilt trip you, guy should just take a damn hint
>>558459417you probably already have
>>558459348>>558459491>>558459652is this organic posting..?
>>558459593>Grilled meat and riceThat aint even fat food
>>558459694Yes, actually. A lot of people have had very bad experiences with Muffy.
>>558459140damn...
I am like thisI mean my femra is...
>>558459694no one asked you muffy, this is the bed you made now lay in itturns out treating people like shit makes them dislike and avoid you
thoughts on default femra?
>>558459593going out is such a waste of money these days now, everything is so absurdly expensive and even events that were meant to be social things where you meet people are just another excuse to have endless amounts of stuff shoved in your face to spend money onpeople keep saying to go to conventions or hobby shops but it's all the same shit, nobody is there to have a random person socialize with them, they're there to buy shit and hang out with people they already know
>>558459593What's wrong with that food?I mean besides the shitty cardboard package.
>>558459010cute
my duskie yearns
>>558459867Rape, sex with, impregnation
>>558459010better half of femlalas
>>558459816clownra...
If we're on the topic of muffy mog, my only experience with him was being asked maybe 4? times if he could have a threesome with me and my eb where we both fuck him and not taking no for an answer when i said im not into it
>>558459010Cute little angels
>>558459010Blacks, gays, and depressed shy people (lots of overlap)
>>558459867not too fond of femra tbqh
>>558459847who have i treated like shit? you not liking something doesn't make you right. you're just too used to your hugbox discs.>>558460021can easily post proof if you like, take a min to make a collage, the thread will thank you for it.
My thread femlala? Masturbating rn :3
>>558459816This is my fiddie but every quarter of the circle is bimbo.
>>558460021similar experience except when i refused he made me out to be some bad person that hates him or doesn't want him around or whatever nonsense was the problem of the week
>>558459816Just stop abusing cross sex hormones you fucking retard
>>558460021He's only asked my EB and I once and I said no thanks and that was the end of it. Put your foot down and be clear with him or he will keep doing it
My femlala? Literally acts like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/ib15ku.png
>>558459593doompilling was at least partly to blame, I'll agree with you, but I also had a really negative interaction in school a few years earlier where a girl I liked thought I was creepy and started avoiding me, it tinged my perception of myself for a long time after that (I had to remember that, even back then, there were many other people who genuinely liked me to break out of it and start feeling confident again)
be careful around shroud moonies, a single ounce of precum is capable of impregnating one with 3-7 children
>>558456432this is delta 469 coconut head coming through (indistinct radio blabber), over
>>558460138who haven't you treated like shit? you're just a manipulative self-centered liar, borderline narcissist
>>558460340put some clothes on yu yun
>>558460340We know Ari.
>>558460138Consider some of the people you've melted at and treated poorly the past few days.
>>558460345You're letting evil, maladjusted people convince you what you are doing is wrong.
>>558459907>>558459991>>558460047Uwawawa...
>>558458346EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>558460340>vanilla-ish femlalaFinally, something built for my fiddie-
>>558459890>nobody is there to have a random person socialize with them, they're there to buy shit and hang out with people they already knowthis is why cosplaying is so appealing, instead of approaching a 'stranger' people are approaching a character they like and you get a least a little bit of that positive attention by displaying that 'I like the think you like' and maybe you even get to make a friend or two if you're lucky instead of talking to literally nobody the entire convention
>>558460394/dote
>>558460410rushing to such extremes makes it hard for you to back your statements with fact. you'd be better served by going more gently.>>558460491i mean i can drop names and do a writeup but i have a good history of keeping people's names out of my mouth and not schizoing and i'll be sticking to that.
femra
>>558460340Wife
God I need so many tomestones to get all these relics I want to die
>>558460345then it's not entirely your fault but at the end of the day you're the person who has to live with yourself for the rest of your life, start loving yourself and treating your body like a temple or continue hating yourself and wallow in the same misery foreverthe choice is entirely yours
Crystal main scenario roulette please :)
>when you get mistaken for your twin sister thats a total slut
>>558460752You’ve got like 4 months minimum until another relic step
>>558460708WHOA CUTE???
>>558460831yeah but I'm kinda behind and still need a ton of first and second stage relics>you don't play every classno but I need the relics because... just because, okay?
>>558460558lalaboys are CUTE!!! and PRECIOUS!!!!
>>558460752what purpose does getting every jobs relic serve
>>55846075231,500 tomes for all of them480 tomes per hunt train65.625 hunt trains total to get them allFor a total of 787.5 A ranks killed
>>558460809you can't let them find out
>>558460763the jay glow-up and mike fall off is crazy
>>558460662"Narcissism is a self-centered personality style characterized as having an excessive preoccupation with oneself and one's own needs, often at the expense of others."this applies way too accurately to you, muffy, you're always busy telling others how amazing you are and what a good person you are and how you're always such a victimyou always make it others fault when they reject you in any capacityyou never hold any accountability for your own actions instead you double down nay triple the fuck down
>>558460903just get them next xpac with poetics duh
>>558460809>when he actually knows but doesn't care and fucks you anyway
>>558460903In that case you’ve got like 10 months total before the expac is over to collect them all (including the last step) so if you hit like a hunt train or two and an expert every day then you’re gonna finish in a month or two probably
>>558458296wish they would post pics of them doing it...
>>558460952PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME HIT
My malera otw to the limsa femra clique (they're all named shit like Hana Mi and Orange Sundae) to ask which of them are ovulating (He knows they're all GAMs):
>>558457740This tier was a mistake. It's killed pugging savage. Lesson learned, never cater to staticfags
>>558460971my catboy does this
>>558460752autoduty
>>558460340Caught red handedhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/19899848/
Lalaboys, what size do you imagine your woobers to be. You MUST answer this question, I'm testing something.
>>55846110912 inches
good mornyan
>>558460959um. i'm sorry anon but that just doesn't sound like me. i can hold people to account for sure, but i know how to take responsibility, apologize and things too. you do sound stressed though so maybe relax a little and take a break.
>>558460571my catboy saw this crow video recentlyhttps://youtu.be/55kBG5TD0OY?si=YvcgLRllPqwihg9C&t=138
Lalaboys ain't real you cant scare me.
my feena and the meena she just picked up by being assertive
>>558460952its really not crazy anyone could, at the very least, predict the downfall of jay
>>558461172i see this harlot is still pretending to be modest hiding her ears
>>558460782Ty :D
>>558461109Idk I avoid thinking about it, it's like how a fantasy epic never really takes the time to remind you that the adventurers gotta go shit behind a tree every day on their journey.
>>558460903>no but I need the relics because... just because, okay?they should have made each relic like the old ones where you still need to collect 100 gummies and 20000 paste for each one just to make life hell for people like you>>558460952mike is too busy being married with child, jay is a permanent "bachelor with a roommate" it makes sense that they would go down the paths they each did
>>558461224where's the feena who will pick my femlala up by being assertive
>>558461109ack, if I wasn't at work I could take pictures and show you. I dont like how big the default flux penis is, it's very disproportionately huge compared to their body size. I have it shrunk down to like 30-50% the flux size I think? it looks a lot more natural.
>>558461224Bitches jeans go up to her neck.
>>558458838I play twot. autistic (the cool kind)
>>558461293but when you plap you have to say something unless you try to be as vague as possible
>>558461293My moonie does this
>>558458981my femlala
>>558460327sis I did. I told him no each time. Maybe the first time I was just trying to be nice with the rejection since we only knew each other a few days so it was very soft. The second time he asked it was stern. So was the third. The fourth I was very frustrated and i think he was drunk and he tried to make it out like i was being rude by not wanting a threesome. it's why we stopped talking. weirdest person from here so far
>>558461109Around 3.5 Good for a lala, but small for anyone else.
>>5584611095 inches (Massive btw)
You ever flirt with your bro (he plays a female character) and he keeps saying that he likes it and you start to wonder what his end goal is?
>>558461109if you want a real answer: what mammal has the same size/body shape as a lalaboy?in terms of proportions the Tapir is roughly the same size and weight as a lalaboy. Just look up 'tapir penis' and you'll get the right idea
>>558461360zamn I need to up my game
>• February 28, 7:00 PM GMT | Lich, Light Empy W7P48 | Moonie Movies Afro Samuraiis my sunnie allowed to come...?
>>558461095>SargPain, doubt i'll see them on Balmung then to call them cute.
>>558461527my end goal is us getting EBd and roleplaying as husband and wife
>>558460340builded for my femlala
dynamis
>>558461527no I flirt with my bro who plays a male character
>>558460943>>558460971>>558461047ok it is kind of hot being called my sisters name
>>558460340i wanna fuck lalas so bad dude
Lalaboy this lalaboy thatWhat WE need is a he/him PAWG bustyboy malelala.
>>558461493why is every euro who posts here some maladjusted constantly drunk or on a substance schizo???
>>558461179apologizing isn't good enough when you keep repeating the same damn behaviorbut hey enjoy being alone, that's the end of the road you're following discarding people that tried hard to be good friends but it was never enough for you because you are too possessive and get jealous if we dare have the audacity of hanging out with other friends than you at your convenience or god forbid refuse a plap
>>558461179>but i know how to take responsibility, apologize and things too. . .
>>558461495do you plap and if you do how does it factor into erp, does the other person have to rp like its half cute while in her
>>558461527i'm about to say this because she (real) keeps teasing me...
>>558461740oddly specific questions, lala fucker...
>>558461005ok here....but youre not allowed to share it ok..............
My catboy likes mustard of all kindsDijon MustardSpicy Brown MustardStone Ground MustardWhole Grain MustardEven the cheap neon yellow stuff
>>558461674Euros are like SCP entities that range from safe to keter, but most end up in the euclid class because they have the potential for nuclear action.
i think if i played lalaboy I could be the most popular lalaboy. I could easily get a femlala eb
god i need some pussy
>>558461674Is muffy a euro? Hard to tell since the creature is here 24/7 and never sleeps.
>>558461968rape
>>558461204Thank you catboy, this is a really good video.
>>558461674>>558462053Muffy is from L.A
i think if i played lalaboy I could be the least popular lalaboy. I could easily get a lalaboy eb.
>>558461179>b-but I apologized for doing the exact same thing you told me not to do 3 times already, why won't you forgive me?You should really learn some self-awareness Muffy. You won't make real friends until you do.>you do sound stressed though so maybe relax a little and take a break.Of course since you lack the self awareness you also don't see the irony in telling other people to calm down when you melt at your "friends" twice a week
>>558461686anon if you said any of this to me directly we would have a productive conversation and part ways without hostility. but with people making fantasy posts like this >>558461493 this just isn't a serious environment for actual discussion.>>558461705anon if you have some grievance you can reach out any time at all.>>558462053no but i told a europoster that i was and they chose to include it as part of their schizoing.
my femlala will be logging in to turtle wow
my euro sunnie+ is an archon class scp
>>558461975Everyone thinks that at firstMe, personally, I've given up on such a foolish idea
My favorite hobby is to try to deanonymize everyone here.I am unemployed sorry.
>cute girl wants to be nice to you in game>hate them anyway because they are a fat hairy GAM irlBro if I was a cute chick irl I wouldn’t be talking to you.
>>558461674there's a lot more euros here, you just wouldn't know they are because they're not what you describe
>>558462138Ambershire? Horde or Alliance? Not that it matters as much there
>>558461975my femlala would be a fantastic lalaboy
>>558461920wtf rikka has a +....
>>558461674I can't be the only euro who hates substance abusers right... anyway my moonie is a Solutus-echelon Immurement Subject
>>558461527Just be up front with them about it and tell them what you want duh
>>558462128>you can reach out any time at all.Why, so you can hurt me again?
>>558462164I attach my character to my posts, sorry for ruining your fun…
>>558461253wat
>>558461393Not all of us live for pretend sex in a video game.
>>558461740Yes, and most of the time it's romantic erp where it yeah its small for a non-lala, but thats not as important as the moment so it ends up just being glossed over. There was one case where a cat absolutely adored it, but she tried to balance it out by saying "the man", "my man", and "manly" as often as she could. After the fact she explained it was the best way she could think of to make it seem less like /ss/
>>558462406Please consider not doing that again.
>>558462128you seem to completely lack self-awareness muffy, why are you running this defense force anyway? didn't you just claim you had accountability?having a productive conversation is meaningless with you because you come back days later WITH THE EXACT SAME GRIEVANCE, there is no winning with you because you just keep pressuring people using tactics like guilt to push them into bending to your whimsoh and no reaching out is impossible when you KEEP BLOCKING PEOPLE, so much for "having a productive conversation"
odds masturbate before workevens masturbate after workffxiv quicksand
What’s the most /ss/ outfit in this game
>>558462426Is that a digimon in the back? Where is his gun?
>>558462547roll again and if its 0 you masturbate at work
>>558461674I don't drink or smoke. Never have because both are yucky c:
me sunnie thinks muffy is nice and you should stop being mean to her
>>558457107that bird gets it from me every night if you know what i mean
>>558462547¿Por qué no los dos?
>>558462635nice one muffy
>>558462565In terms of Vanilla? Some of the modernslop is pretty good for it
>>558462593my lalaboy is taking you to the gridania health food store
>>558462023you are in the wrong place then lil bro
>>558462635unironically a matter of time
>>558462565Maybe the Imperial ones in jet black with the space captains hat. They look pretty good.
It's really sad cause I didn't want to believe the negative things said about Muffy but in the end... I hope you can get help and work through your issues in therapy, Muffy
>>558462635just wait until you refuse a threesome, you'll see
Type of shit you kill right outside of Ul'dah.
>>558462128>its all good bro reach out anytime :DThey dont want to reconnect with you lil bro thats the point
>>558462739GILF (God I Love Femlalas)
>>558462198yeye ambysheer
>>558462790i'm mentally untouchable and always look to see the goodness in people so that wouldn't happen :3>>558462903i wouldn't refuse though??
Good morning /xivg/
>>558462967Default mammal
euros like this unironically? and rikka, I guesshttps://files.catbox.moe/b5kj3a.jpg
>>558462994Giving this lala a PW:FORTJOB
>>558462739I LOVE NAMIMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>558463037Good morning you chad.
>>558463014don't let him catch you hanging out with another friend when he decides he want to hang out with you
>>558463075does the femra have a twitter
>>558463075>horsecockLiterally any face 3 sunnie
>Wait 30m for healers>Queue up>Existing one is afk and doesn't respond>New one leavesMake this damn role easier nobody plays it
>>558463014>i'm mentally untouchableLMAO. Of all of the shit you've posted in this thread this is the fucking funniest. Jesus Christ, please GET HELP. You really need it Muffy.
>>558462346You like Blue Archive, you're immediately a substance abuser.
>>558462967bro's some bullshit
>>558462123honestly i agree and these are things i'm self aware about and um. it's almost all irl-driven and i have a lot of hope pinned on an upcoming major change which will hopefully stabilize things drastically. so we'll see!>>558462397idk, presumably you're just a random shiposter but if not just shout, it's hard to imagine not wanting to make amends with someone and give them a little closure to move forward with.>>558462510anon i'm not being a bitch but if you write in a more measured manner it's easier for people to understand and respond to what you're saying. >>558462635muffy stop samefagging please it's embarassing...>>558462978making amends doesn't mean being friends again or staying in touch. it's no harm to have a calm retrospective.>>558462879thanks, anon>>558463143you guys really overreacted to that and honestly your response involved a lot of projection and assumptions on your part.
LALABOYS, do you prefer being with other lalas or biggers?
>>558463075Finding out your favorite avatarposter does gpose porn is like finding out your favorite cute and innocent cosplay has an onlyfans
>>558463187i'm nyot muffy...
>>558462739What earring is that? My femlala likes bling.
>>558462967It’s kinda cute for some reason…
>>558463296Please shut the fuck up you egocentric retard.
>>558463075the femra is very cute, yes>>558463147@Opposing_Horse they are both the same person just golem
>>558463075both are kinda small ihmotbqh
>>558463304Biggers!
>>558463352nta but im retard
>>558463296don't burn all your bridges before that irl change happens because a lot of people won't forgive you
>>558463296this guy is just trolling you >>558463352
>>558463306but how isn't the horse stuff the first thing you know about romani?
>>558463368do you like catboys and are you into crossdressing
Is it Muffy or is it just some bored fag replying to himself
>be a femlala>get a erp buddy (Person of Tallness)>soon they ask for a”threesome” with a bigger female who seems weirdly interested in my femlalaNo, go away!
>>558463306>cute and innocent cosplayerHow young and naive do you have to be to belive this?
>>558463296this is muffy's idea of a "productive conversation" by the way, dismissing every single thing you say and try to make you the problemi don't even dislike him but he's just too unstable and too prone to downright manipulative tactics to try and get what he wants out of you or block you
>>558463304i do not like being around other lalafell y'all are weird as fuck
>>558462169>BE PRISON GAY WITH ME RIGHT MEOW
>>558463075the meme is accurate, whenever I go to orgy club on EU nights there's a bunch of horse cocks, and whenever I see someone using them at other venues it's an euro
>>558463571some girls can just be cute and want to dress up and do cute dancesI haven't found one yet, they all seem to have an only fans where they fuck huge 5in dildos, or suck off random dudes at cosplay conventionsits so annoying that keep making me feel like a cuck
my moonie loves breeding and impregnation so much its a little unnerving
>>558463531good imitation if it is because it reflects his usual deflection of responsibility tactics
>>558463704Do your moonies 27 sisters also feel the same way?
>>558462164I thought you recognized my posts because I was special to you, but you do it to everybody.....
>>558463704That’s all moonies sis
ORGY CLUB MEETUP!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE WHO ASKS!!!!!
post your character wearing this pleasehttps://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/156601https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/156601https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/156601
Why is muffy addicted to threesomes thoughLike what is so good about them
>>558463815True but my moonie is the one doing the impregnating
>>558463817time to finally have plaps with db
>>558463912spitroasting
I wish we could go one day or even a thread without someone going cuckoo.
>>558463869Jarvis, bookmark this for me so I can try it after work.
>>558463869i play a male character
>>558463429honestly i think it's too late for a lot of it. but we'll see. thanks anon for not talking like some of the more unstable posters, it's much more conducive to discussion.>>558463621i'm sorry for upsetting you anon>>558463912i'm not, it's just a schizo meme. but group lewding is pretty good. you like cock/tits/pussy/etc? well, now there's twice as much involved in the scene. what's not to like?>>558463983DP gang rise up
>>558464017Why are you coming to 4chan then if that’s what you want? You’re on the wrong site
>>558464017nothing wrong with letting my girlfriend fuck my friends
>>558463075its funny just how many horsecocks i see around uldah during peak NA hoursamericans like to witch hunt but then have sex with the selfsame witch
Post your character wearing this pleasehttps://fixupx.com/poems_past/status/2026163259393388735/
Are you shitting me?
>>558463869Lol, fucking no
>>558464059How come so many people have had bad experiences with you, is there truth to how people say you act in private?
>>558463296>i have a lot of hope pinned on an upcoming major change which will hopefully stabilize things drasticallyLol this niggas trooning out
>>558463798what of it...
>>558464117lol what the fuck is this, i've never seen it
>>558464101I think the people who hate horses and the people who are having sex with them aren't the same group. Just a hunch
anyone on eu wanna have a threesome...?
>>558457741
>>5584641174th slide retard. Congrats you failed at something a 4th grader could do
>>558463296>i have a lot of hope pinned on an upcoming major change which will hopefully stabilize things drastically.ywnbaw
>>558463869
>>558464208So it is that moonie then
>>558464059Did you ever get to plap/get plapped by Tikaasi?
>>558464229stop grabbing me
>>558464224i know 2 bins from here that are exactly like thatits kinda like the same with the B(ritish)B(roadcasting)C(hannel)
>>558464143You don't need the plugin to download bro...
>>558463957maemi. . .
>>558463869>tags: lolita>talls onlyare you joking
I hate tomestones so much its unreal.I got 3 different roles decked out in Savage gear but due tomes being cringe, only one of them is actually BiS. Not like it would matter too since even if i had the tome gear the sheer amount of augments is absurd
>>558464059>its not may fault that i treated you like shit and kept blocking you>its your fault for not having your schedule open to my every whim"teh heh sorry for upsetting you anon"hard to find a more dishonest and self-centered person even if you tried to
>>558464143retard-kun..
>>558464394?
>Into being lewd>80% of /xivg/ chicks are rocking man-meat>60% of /xivg/ dudes reek of desperation>Almost none of them can keep things private to save their lifeAnd this is why you'll never see me hanging around your goon squads.
>>558457107Ex-Syndicate memeber goon fucks up a deal and gets fucked up looks inward and tries to be better by being an adventurer doing odd jobs.Currently working in Shaaloni protecting the train from would be pests and monsters
>>558461025The fuck you on about? Besides M11S taking double what it should have with PF, I cleared the entire tier in PF. What's your excuse faggot?
>>558463869bonjour
>>558464496okay
you wouldnt get freaky with a PAWGlala
>>558464496sour grapes
My favorite ebins are the ones who look stupid or ridiculous, but are completely sane to the point of comedy. Like the joke is that they're normal ass people with a funny shell.
>>558464571https://files.catbox.moe/h3sz8j.mp4
>>558457740Wait why don't you just Q for the fight on savage?people on Jp do it.
>>558463201If gacha games count as substances then 90% of this board abuse them...
>>558464571ugly
>>558464571>barefoot>no pants>in a field of grass and flowersThis bitch wants a baby in her
>>558463869Thanks, I hate it.
My moonie boutta eat a bunch of chicken
Why do femlalas stand like that
>>558464767
>>558463869There was something conflicting with the dress and no matter what i turned off it never fixed, aka middies are NOT for dresses like this.
>>558463306my child in bishmillahhave you seen any of the pictures i have postedif not then you can color me impressed and comission me for some wholesome pic because the ratio i post those to lewd is very stark
>>558464790huge woobers
>>558464317i like grabbing you
I miss poothier
My catgirl is like this
>>558464229It's crazy how they all just want to be manhandled by hroths when you dig deep enough.
>>558464598i hope my femra is percieved like this
>>558465029Then why did you schizo him away
>>558465080But they literally never talk about it with me
>>558463869Definitely feel like this is better for smaller characters but maybe if I find the right leg/shoes I could make it work
Leaking for femlalas…
>>558463869Gay dress, but its cute
woke up today with a serious craving for moonie feet in boots
>>558465054100 ft tall?
should i play blue mage or is it a waste of time? i know it is useless in most scenarios i just wonder if its worth it
>>558465080thisname one femlala here who isn't completely obsessed with hroths, I'll waitsavage difficulty: they like lalaboys
>>558464912>comission me for some wholesome picfucking europoor charging for a lazy "wholesome" pic
I filtered that dress anchor. I really don't care the see the same troons post their uninspired catgirl in some dumb looking modded dress.
Should I return to this place and this game.t. ebin of antiquity
>>558465280This nigga is seething about a dress LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How do you know someone uses filters on 4chan? Don’t worry they’ll tell you
>>558465337yeah but only if you're going to hang out with me t. washed up ARR ebin
>>558465337r u a moonie
just filtered that guy
>>558464865faggot
>>558465350Bro you can't make that jokeWhat if they filter it!
>>558465208I know there's one femlala here that hates hroths but yeah most of them do like them even if theyre unnecessarily quiet and would never talk about itThey play it safe instead and stick with their fellow androgynous eepy poly lalafell
>>558465164I need to sleeve this moonie again fr>>558465204the best part is the carnivale, so if you don't like that, not really
>>558465350This makes me chortle each time
>>558465160So breathtakingly beautiful
>>558465337Wait till .5 or 8.0 aint nothing going on right now
>>558465029>>558465136that's probably the funniest part>goes out of his way to harass someone until they don't want to deal with him making alts to be friends and trying to erp with her constantly>she leaves>WAIT NO COME BACK I MISS YOU
>>558465080>>558465208These were the exact posts that made me realize Hroth is the new jeet race.
hrothgars arent sexy
>>558465548my moonie disagrees
>>558465534I can’t believe tsunderes are real
https://files.catbox.moe/d72npy.jpg
>>558465548me sunnie thinks they are
>>558465208I’d say mine, but your reply with “post her”, and I don’t want to give the impression I like lalaboys or hate hrothgar *indiscriminately*, however, that is how it would be interpreted.
>>558463304Both can be cute!>mature and friendly lalaboy/femlala couple who the whole group admiresCUTE>gay lalaboy couple who takes lots of lovey dovey pictures togetherCUTE>doting catboy who loves his shy lalaboy husbandCUTE>fujo femezen who likes lalaboys a little too muchCUTE>bunnyboy player who doesn't even like lalaboys but EB'd one because they love the person playing himCUTE
>>558464912Remove the cattos
>>558465403Depends who you are.>>558465417No. I'm a lalafell.>>558465530Good idea.
Male…middies…
So, twelve wipes at M9S in PF so far this morning. Time to sleep.
>>558465337You escaped bro, don't let them get a whiff of you. Remember how it used to be. Just lurk and be anonymous again.t. another eldbin keeping his head low and watching the newfags duke it out
>>558465548Hrothgars are kind of forced.
>>558465742My sunnie is like this
>>558465537they tend to be the race that is most insecure about it you never see other races bring themselves up like that so much, other races just know they get pussy but they dont go around screaming about itpersonally i blame the runar x yshtola shippers
>>558465761you must be really far up your own ass to think hrothgar care about people hating them
Jeet is quickly becoming xivg code for “race I don’t like”
>>558463869(in x centuries old viera voice) will you still love me when i'm no longer young and beautiful?it feels a bit short on fiera
>>558465843what's up
>>558465985The difference is with male viera they are literally the face of thavnair
>>558466000Upskirt without safety shorts.
>>558466063>no Viera presence on Thavnair whatsoever
I can't give up my max bust 2B leggings wearing fiera. She mogs even modded characters.
>>558463037Good morning!
>>558466258/smooch
>>558465829Hmm cant think of too many big name ancient lala ebins. First letter?
>>558466080i wouldn't recommend peeking there, that's where i keep the horrors
Should my moonie make a twitter
>>558466316J
>>558465948selto has a melty whenever anybody criticizes his poses or says he has a short temper
yoship giving everyone with an active subscription a free fantasia that can only be used to fanta into a moonie
grown ass man is starting to leak out into the real world and I hate it
>>558466174proof?
>>558466437>leak outbro it was stolen from the real world (twitter), xivg has 0 original memes or phrases
>>558466437Black people have been saying that phrase for a while.
https://voca.ro/1imZrKWBZulu
>>558466316S.
>>558466373pubedog?
>>558466373if shes hot
>>558465893Source?
>>558466437This nigga thought that shit originated from 4chan lmao
>>558466568>>558466576Sorry she’s neither of those
>>558466437you need to go back
>>558466000Viera do not age physically after growing up
>>558465985Same old dance, one minor inconvenience is all it takes for them to start throwing those words around
>>558466779they do eventually, just not for like 3-4 centuries
>>558466437Starting to? I've heard people use it IRL for quite a while but most definitely in the last 5 years especially.
>>558463304I prefer femlalas but still like tall girls
>>558466437>grown ass man >leak out It's literally a niggertwitter lingo
https://x.com/Gangmer2/status/2026002950397563244my maliddie looks and acts like this especially the coach. what say you.
I'm still interested in the dynamics of lalaboy x bigger mating rituals
>>558465985>>558466063>>558466160Miera being jeets is a thing even in normie spaces like twitter literally all mierda behave like jeets and make biofem run away from them
>>558466430What happens if I’m already a moonie
>>558466919A lot of people don’t understand that most of the terms we use here are from other social media platforms
>>558466919People were using that expression before twitter was even a thing
>>558466430ill add it to the 4 free ones i already have
fiddies are starting to leak out into the real world and I hate it
>>558466919There are a ton of losers here that unironically have been on this website and only this website for most of their lives and don’t know anything outside of it
>>558466941which are you
>>558465906Hrothjeets never recovered from 6.1 establishing Y'shtola's love for him being sisterly and not romantic.
Why are catgirls like this
>>558466992I must say, I am really loving this hair on you /smooch
>>558466864I'm pretty sure they don't anon
>>558467072Hate to break this to you but using more social media websites won't make you less of a loser.
>>558466578https://x.com/i/status/2026244948337766578
>>558467198Never said it did anon now did I
>>558467083Bigger
>>558465080. . .
>>558467092>white hair>it's obviously seafoam green in color
>>558467143Glad you like it babe, /smooch
>>558467270That's a really cute bunny, thanks.
>>558467092It's not just catgirls. We all do this when we see your ugly ass.
>>558465235i dont charge anythingi like making posesalso i put i a lot of effort into my shitposts tyvm HMPHhttps://files.catbox.moe/wzrgr6.mp4
>>558461224People are not aware, but you can literally just approach a meena, push them into a wall, pin them with your hands and knees, say "ok, you're coming with me", and they'll just let themselves be taken. I know, I have 6 already. They are like pokémon and being assertive and possessive is a Master Ball.
i like how everyone is like oh ooh big bad evil euroids but almost nobody ever drops any euroid namesand when they do drop them it turns out it's an EU exile playing on NA curious
>>558467356Won't stop me from putting a pipebomb in your tail though /dote
nanky sneed
>>558461674my stinky sunnie (sometimes a femra) is plain and boring
>>558467328What's wrong?
>>558467458Did you miss like all of the Lightcord log leaks? The CWLS leaks recently?
>>558467493I’m calling in the AC-130 to deliver pipebombs into your general vicinity, do not resist
>JEET JEET JEET JEETwhat have Indians done to you guys do treat us like this?you are so obsessed and mentally ill
test
>>558467589>lightcord log leaksthe ones that feature vazi ayu (playing on NA as Ayumi Rin), romani archa (playing on NA as Lucine Aereol), ryun gaido (playing on NA as Ryun Away)?>CWLS leakswhich ones
>>558467650>what have Indians done to you guysYou exist.
>>558467458Is Vazi Ayu not euroid enough for you?
FAVORITE MALE MIDDIE!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>558467164it's never been 100% clarified in exact detail but the explanation that's been given is that their aging slows until they're very very old, that being said we haven't seen any viera that old and we likely never will because that'd take a unique model. it'd be really odd if they just suddenly up an died at 400 years old whilst still looking young because that's just not how it works kinda, aging is the body decomposing basically
>>558467650you are disgusting
>>558467458here's a bunch of EU names for ya
>>558467000it used to be the other way around
>>558465208i'm completely neutral to them, there's only one i thought was really visually appealing to me
>>558467650because despite their vocal protestations everyone knows the indian mindset is outright missing some screws
>>558467650i think its a canadian/british thing that americans online like mimicking to be edgy because ive legit never seen an indian in my life in person and i doubt the majority of americans who make fun of them have either
>>558467778him
my femra is considering putting a specific one of your faces in a jar with some dead bugs, spices and rusty nails, shaking it up really hard, and then keeping it in the freezer.
>>558467778lol, lmao even
>>558461674Most euros who post here are either Brits (unmedicated schizos) Germans (semi medicated schizos with extra dose of autism) or Finns (alcohol medicated schizos with double dose of autism)
>>558468086the only right answer
>>558468130i genuinely hope it's mine
>>558467778Middies are the most boring male race this game has to offer
>>558468225brother if you want to be included in a life explode hex i'm concernedyou're hereour lives are already exploding
>>558466427wtf happened to him he used to be so chill
>>558468130Better not be my moonie
>>558468245f3 miera exist
>>558468245You have alerted the horde!
>>558468215>20 weekswhy not use months
>>558468135Every time I think brits aren’t crazy, they prove me wrong
>>558468304started edating galm and they broke up after galm didnt want to date a male character
Are lalafells the most oppressed people?
>>558468395lmfao
My moonie is like this
>>558468351You can’t convert weeks into months?
>>558468457my lalafell is adult presenting with her huge tits
>>558468457If they didn’t have so many bad actors that wanted to be children then they wouldn’t have that reputation
>>558464551I cleared it too in PF. Doesn't make queuing it in PF any easier though, there's fuck all parties especially for M12S. Most people quit because M11S causing a drought of players to fill reclear/M12S parties compare to previous tiers. Even though M11S has become a joke due to gear it doesn't make it any quicker to fill
>>558468457wtf is 69nder
I ama GAM
>>558468486Can I see your moonie?
>>558468395galm wouldn't be that shallow
>>558468457yeah
How do you have all this time to wait in party finder for parties to fill but can’t find a static
>>558468486Mine is like this
>>558467328Albacore...
>>558468395isn't selto the one that cucked galm by going male character for another person?
Today is finally the day I get my government mandated savage weapon. I will not be stopped once it is in my hands
>>558468712being able to decide what hours and days you raid yourself can beat the restrictions that come with being in a static
>>558468615Tinder for XIV
>>558467576you're not supposed to say that stuff out loud sis.....
>>558468135>>558468370Think i’ve only met one out a dozen brits here that are genuinely insane, the rest have been fine
fuck...
>>558467778
>>558468776when do you get to be the woman that you always wanted to be?
>>558468776Glgl with your reclears!!
>>558468630i fear my time as a GAM is coming to an end...
>>558467778https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/91c210c0997f14afd9772f31de45aac98884d27c*announcer voice*CHOOSE YOUR MALIDDIE
>>558468712reclears of all four fights versus most statics recruiting now being on 10s progthe real question is how they haven't formed a pseudogroup of some sort with people they liked from pf parties, it's like a given every season
>>558468802Are there a lot of people on there? Thinking of making a profile
>>558467778MV
>>558468884you are now a GAHR (grown ass hjorse receptacle)
>>558467778given my thinly veiled identity through text post you'd expect me to say a player character's naemi'm actually gonna say this guy, dilf
>>558468837ewww
>>558468857That's still TBD>>558468876tytytytyty they will surely all be a 1 shot this week
>>558468913All I've seen are joke accounts posted by other people
>>558468712Seven other people don't get annoyed with you if you decide on a whim that you want to take a day off from running Party Finder.
my depression meds made the femra in my head disappear…
>>558469135Where's my STREAM, faggot >:(
>>558468837>no cocknah im good
>>558466529can you voicetrain me on the fagcent
>>558468712What if you can't allocate guarantee hours to play? Or simply dont want to deal with static autism Anyway it's far too late for someone to find a good static now, it's all people stuck on M10/11 if you look at the recruiters. Any good static is done with the tier, they'll pop up again for crit and the new ulti but don't expect them to be reclearing for you this late
>>558469325We haven't started yet!! We are waiting on one person who got caught in a work emergency...
>>558469174Honestly, I’d let Perfect Alexander hit.
>>558469482im perfect alexander
https://69nder.replit.app/login>have to make an accountnoty
>>558469482I wouldn’t let you ordain my stillness, thot
>>558469510Of course??? So you can edit your profile and such? Are you fucking dumb?
>>558469510Anon has been successfully gatekept
>>558469482Can my perfect being hit too?
https://x.com/FF_XIV_JP/status/2025074000318398932
>>558469510
It's time for a morality and problem solving exercise! Post your answers along with the race and sex of your WoL (M/F/F+). You are walking through the misty streets of Ishgard when you hear a high pitched squeal. When you investigate, you find a femra, probably a tourist from her eastern attire, her eyes full of tears as she struggles impotently. Two Ishgardian knights are laughing, one pulling her tail up so that she has to balance on tiptoes while the other smacks her backside with the flat of his scabbard. They are bragging that they caught a kunoichi and also making fun of her for having a fat tail and butt. She is crying and they are clearly having a good time. What do you do? Is one person's sorrow really worth more than two people's happiness?
>>558469510retard
>>5584696780
>>558469510>purple gradientLol, vibe coded trash
>>558469578>>558469663>>558469710Brown.
>>558469438It's Effy. Learn your place peasant.
I am a moonie in dire need of a red bull
>>558469678male middiei do this
>>558469678i cannot stand injustice in this world, which is why i go and help the poor brave ishgardian defenders against this scaly menace with a little help from the ancient hingan anti-shinobi arts of ryona, instaloss and mindbreak
>>558468245sounds like something someone who substitutes superficiality for substance would say
>>558469678Simple, I summon Esteem and we rip the two temple knights apart and put what’s left of them on crucifixes in the middle of the city and then I take the femra to get some medical attention and a psychiatric exam.femroe (no penis)
>>558469893*gives you are moonie wings*
>>558469818>implying that effy isn't a completely unlikeable schizo go back to bp effy
>>558469482Locking this moonie in an endless timeloop of waging.
>>558469636LameGive me Ishgardian Chess
>>558469893*slips you red bull-flavored zolpidem* here you go ma'am
>>558469482Mint moonie made for ___
>>558469893my redra + is here wheres your wife babygirl
FAVORITE FIDDIE?!?!?!?!?!
>>558469678I use my authority to announce they are destroying Maelstrom property and to continue would incite war between the citystates. I then bring the femra home and feed her a bowl of spaghetti.
>>558470152arr rook same
>>558468215He used to be based then the Hulk Hogan thing happened and he chickened out
>>558470152LL
>>558469498>>558469583You’d have to provide proof of your perfect beings.>>558469571Who needs stillness when we’d be locked in perpetual motion baby.
>>558470201EU or NA
>>558469937This is the kind of person that calls maladdies jeets by the way
>>558469678My fiddie(-) would defend the poor femra maiden
>>558470232I don’t do such things nice projection though dawg
no one would ever namedrop me as their threadcrush
>>558469939Thank you stranger *flies away into the horizon*
>>558470228What LL is EU?
>>558469678My catboy incapacitates both of the ishgardian criminals but makes the femra slit their throats.
>>558457107umyou'd need about two hours for me to get through that amount of yap in proper detaillike? very dragon?
>>558469678Depends on the femra. If the creature was blue, I'd help. If the femra in question had a dirty look on her face and looking over to the femezen, I'd just walk away.
>>558470202rape
Sissy femra
>>558470358the evil one...
>>558470405green m&m lookin ahh
>>558470314Femroejeets never learn
>>558469482Yeah? Prepare for rape calibration alpha, you silver-haired harlot.
My fiddie is like this
>>558469678I walk away unconcerned cause i know the knights are homosexual and will let her go in a couple minutes when they see she doesn't have a penis.
Time for your daily affirmations anon, repeat after meI am not my femra
>>558457210cheap tattoos on friday the thirteenth have limited flash and girls love cheap tattoosyou see a lot of them with a mismatched sleeve where as i'm out here waiting for moneys for a flight to france to get a zodiark/hydaelyn art backpiece from a very specific tattoo artist
>>558470394Cotota...
>>558470232>>558470508this is the weirdest and most impotent schizo attempt I've seen in a long time and of course it's done by a maliddie lmao
>>558470589No, I'm pretty sure I am my femra.
>>558470630like if you think my wol lore is badplease ask me about my pokemon gijinka world and nina specificallywe're working like fifteen years of writing lore there
>>558463304I love them both, but it's significantly harder for me to like catgirls than any other race. Still, it's happenedMy favorites are femezen, femlala, other lalaboys, and femroe
Femroes are jeets now?Who's next for jeet of the month
>>558470567May I ask you a question, fiddie?
>>558470732Lalaboys
My rava sneakily opened all of the Alexander chests and laughed to herself thinking some poor sap will end up with all those cogs and cranks in their inventory. She forgot she was in a solo instance.
>>558470589I. Am. My. Femlala.
>>558470732smelezen
>>558470730why do you hate catgirls
>>558470781wife
>>558470732My malezen laughed so hard at that picture of a malezen and femezen portrayed like Hindu deities standing in a big flower, I hope someone had it saved and reposts it.
>>558470781Owned
>>558470913nta but i want to be owned too
my catboy was drinking spoiled milk for the past three days
My sunnie is like this
>>558471001retard
>>558470732>nowFemroejeets always were jeets they are the middies of female races
>>558469678My sunnie- would only intervene to help if the femra had a fat tail and would otherwise continue walking
Good answers. Now on to the next problem. You see a fat little femlala who has just finished baking an entire pie, all for herself (so what of it). She sets the pie on a shelf within easy reach to cool, when a mischievous malezen slithers through the window and puts the pie on the top shelf (likely this shelf was there before the femlala bought the house) before absconding. The poor little femlala can no longer reach it, her belly rumbling with hunger (it has been five minutes since she last ate, so what of it). Sniffling and angry she begins piling up random objects to try to climb up and reach the pie, but you can see the structure is unstable and that it will surely collapse and she will fall if she attempts to get to the food she put so much effort into making.What do you do, hero?
>>558470839I don't but almost all of them look the same or otherwise don't grab my attention, the same thing happens with most fishras. At least all catgirl faces look fine, whereas F4 femra are ugly to me.
>>558463869Like this?
>>558471001my moonie wants to let you know that the spoiled dates are usually not for the product, but the plastic containers they come inthat is to saw you are ingesting degrading plastic
>>558469678tldr
>>558471117>You see a fat little femlalaI turn around 360 degrees and walk away
>>558470525>>558470407Swatting the two of you with my tail for trying that.>>558469994That’s more cruel than being locked in Alexander’s enrage…>>558470071…careful how you answer that one, or else I’m biting.
my catboy need his dih sucked
>>558471117Take her to the nearest preschool
>>558471117she will fall and eat it off the floor like the fat pig she is then my bigger will go to town
still need my giantess EB...
>>558471146>to saw
>>558471117I pull out of the femra kunoichi, momentarily distracted by the commotion, realize that it's a femlala, kick it as far as I can and put my malezen bwc back inside the femra
>>558471117My catboy points out the pile is structurally unsound and potentially dangerous and offers to take the pie down for her in exchange for a slice of it
>>558469678My [x] lectures them on the unethical treatment of detainees at a loud volume to draw attention to the event, ensures their behavior is properly reprimanded, and escorts the suspicious person to the Congregation for an informal interrogation from knights of moral standing.If they resist, I break a leg each, and threaten the choice between castration and death. They will be left to limp away. If you can't derive happiness without directly inflicting misery on others, you don't deserve it.
>>558471043my moonie is like this
>>558470975Can you guys stop being horny for fucking once
>>558470763No further questions this press conference is OVER.
>>558470726can you tell me about your pokemon gijinka world?
>>558471117My femra pushes her, then makes her own pile to reach the pie and eats it herself
>>558471117I pick up the femlala and give her a headpat. Then I also pick up the pie and give it to her. Then I bake her another pie.
>>558469968Effy is my boyfriend :3He just doesn't know it yet~
>>558471117My maliddie goes werewolf and rips her to shreds
>>558471117>You see a fat little femlalai apologize for intruding, tell her i must have gotten the ward and plot numbers the cute femra from earlier gave me mixed up (i put the sexy in dyslexic) wish her a good rest of her day and walk away.
can you use character creator without being subbed? I wanted to try making a cute lala
>>558471462bro we're gonna need a sit and yap for that one cause it comes with me lore
>>558471117My fiddie is also too short to reach the top shelf, and too weak to give her a piggyback ride.
Need EB who does cum tributes with me…
>>558471540okay effy
>>558471117I realize that the femlala is Rekka Ken and the malezen is Riallant Fiedair and just let justice take its course.
>>558471583yeah you can use the dawntrail bench mark, or just make a free trial account and use glamourer to play dress up
>>558471146Thats only for things that dont actually go bad like water
>>558471583https://freetrial.finalfantasyxiv.com/na/https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/benchmark/
>>558471610Hehehe you can think whatever you want~All that matters to me is E f f y
>>558471117i pick the femlala up and smash her face into the pie and then laugh with the malezen
>>558471584gottem
>>558471363You know she won't give you a slice, it's all going into her greedy little tummy
women of /xivg/, what kind of malehroth character dynamic seems most appealing?>butler>armor guy>sophisticated doctor type>street thug>morbidly a Beast>home cook>casual wear>tank-top tigerfeel free to answer with something outside this list tooI'm just asking for fun really, since it seems like people like mhroths I just want to glean what particular type they like about them...
>>558471001don't worry carboyworst case scenario is that you get the shits
>>558471871I'm sure she's a reasonable lady
>>558471890Trannies can still be racist
>>558471708>>558471729freaking badass... thanks guys
>>558471893ask again during employed hours
>>558471890Meet me in my office, babe
>click on final fantasy xivg: dawntrail general on 4chan's video game general board>someone blogposting about some bullshit that didn't even happen at their job they don't actually haveMake it make sense
>>558471614Can anyone else spot what this lalaboy forgot to cast?
>>558471893Fuzzy home cook hroth husband to come home to and hug...
>>558471893We don’t like hroths
>>558467778Which jobs look best and coolest on a malidsterlander?
>>558471990EU hours
>he could have posted about the game>complained about some random post insteadSo how are reclears going guys
>>558471893werewolf rapist like wildmutt from ben 10
>>558472001Yeah he forgot to transpose into firestarter proc and the despair cast immediately after flarestar for that satisfying same tick damage chunk
>>558472019My hroth is literally like this
hehe
>>558471893Now why are you asking specifically women, huh?
>>558472072unironically all of Meteor's jobs besides maybe Bard although that's because he's wearing some ARRslop gear in the trailer
Sphene status?
>>558471836i just don't know how to make that many tangents concise....it's one of those murder arceus it's gone corrupt plots spanning over like thousands of years though, there's a lot of moving parts
>>558472243It's not even clear if he ever reached BRD or just left it at ARC anyway.
>>558469678My catboy charges into battle, shoulder-checking one of the knights off the ledge and into the abyss below and cleaving the other in half with his axe. He then asks the femra if she's okay, and looks after her expecting to be rewarded with sex. When she refuses to reward him with sex, he strangles her to death.
>>558472072NIN and SAM are the most kino male midlander jobs
My moonie ate a big bowl of beef stew had two glasses of milk and a side of roasted asparagus! Come lay in bed with her she wants to snuggle :3c
>>558472349i didn't even think of that honestly he was probably like wow this class is the most boring bullshit im gonna go be a Warrior instead
>>558472334Cute autismwife.
>>558472256i just saw her take what looked to be an 11 inch penis down her throat on twitter
>>558469678My malezen flirts aggressively with the Ishgardian knights
>>558472398>beef stew>milk>asparagus>lay in bedand get hotboxed? i know moonie tricks like the back of my hand
>>558472420Personally, I do like BRD on a middie... but it's undeniable that the only reason Meteor ever was one was because in that trailer he gets teleported without his sword and the bow laying on the ground was the only weapon available.Maybe in ShB he was just like "You know, I forgot about this bow I picked up like 5+ years ago, let's give it a spin".
Wonderful! Superb! Great job! Now for #3A newly married fiera+femlala couple are peeking nervously through the windows of their new house in the Lavender Beds. Several malezen are outside, playing Gridania Strong on the accordion and chanting "No gay in Gridania" and other similarly homophobic slogans. The Wailers nearby are pretending not to notice but keep giving the small mob approving nods and thumbs up gestures. One of them says something about corrective rape. This could get ugly and worse, bigoted, especially since night is falling and the Wood Wailers are conspicuously yawning and talking about going on break. What do you do?Remember to include the race and sex of your WoL in your answer.
>>558472072A fantasia to switch to a non jeet race.
>>558472243you're not him lil gup
>>558472243starting to think there must always be a manly job each expansion otherwise we’d get John Final Fantasy in a DNC outfit
>>558472627good old maro
>>558470152MS
>>558472631Why is it never my malezen getting sexually harrassed by other malezen and always some ugly femaleoid race
>>558472656yeah i know thats why i said Meteor and not mine, i don't even play a middie>>558472670Paladin didn't get added in Endwalker it just fit the aesthetic they were going for on the key art
>>558472256
>>558471893tank-top malehroth who goes to the gym with me everyday and we are best bros
it was painful
Daddylala is home from work and he had a very bad dayGet your FUCKING TITS OUT
>>558472631I roar and scare the malezen off. I fight them off with my bare claws if need be. I shall protect the adorable size difference yuri couple.Hrothgal, btw
>>558472631Believe it or not, the gridanian malezen are also gay
>>558472631I don't believe in gay marriage so I disregard the idea that the fiera+femlala couple could even exist.
>>558472398my stinky sunnie would
>>558472631How is bigotry worse than rape
>>558472564If you loved me you'd do it.... >:3
are we taking the eorzean GOAT or some shit
>>558472670>The one time the added new jobs are either "maid" or "sugarmancer".Half the time he uses older jobs anyway.
>>558472631how is this in any way my problemtheir country their rules
https://files.catbox.moe/pc3t91.jpegMy malezen is like this
my moonie just took her zinc and l-arginine supplements :3
FAVORITE MALE CHARACTER?!??!?!?!?!?!
>>558472654A maliddie has told me, personally and directly, that he and his friends hate when the thread calls them jeets. So you really should stop!
>>558472810it was painful during reset reclears too, iktf bro
>>558472631My fiddie goes into great detail explaining how the fiera has a penis, and how futanari on female is mathematically less gay than what goes on in the Wailer's barracks off hours.
>>558472990My boyfriend
>>558455667A useless tomeThe bracelet nobody usesbut I got some legs! I can use that on healer!At least it's something compare to the past 2 weeks of nothing!
>>558473004/hug
>>558472990My lalaboy boyfriend
>>558473001It was me, I said it.Me and the whole gang hate it. We hate it so much, every time we see it we just violently expel all air from our lungs, producing a curious sound to indicate distress. Some of us have done it so violently, it actually hurts our sides. So he REALLY should stop.
>>558473067I won pants too, does anyone but tanks and healer uses them?
>>558473012>brat tamerI should sign up and put it to the test
>>558472631im walking by with the femra from earlier, i softly nudge her arm and tell her to look at the mob of malezen. i jokingly ask her if she thinks they could even overpower a Fiera and we both chuckle as we walk away
>>558472903I'd force you under the covers to trap the stink =w=
What in the anti malezen propaganda is this? Female characters must be eradicated as we can continue on without them just fine. The BiS pairing for malezen is malezen on malezen anyway.
>>558472990my lalaboy threadcrush
>>558473276INITIALS????
>>558473240my stinky sunnie loves this smelly moonie!
>>558472990My lalaboy thread enemy
>>558473197VPR/NIN do
>>558472631I walk up to the seeming leader and point out his obvious lack of chin or muscles.
>>558472861my femlala and her feena girlfriend exist and are so cute together >w<
>>558469678Assuming the femra kunoichi was on a secret mission and got caught, I keep walking, maybe even cheer on the two guys for doing a good job
My catboy is like this
>>558473001>>558473173Street shitter posts.
>>558473197Striking and scouting. And BLM too ofc being the opposite to regular caster gear. Pretty universal piece to get
>>558473012my femezen would hit
>>558472810Congratz on the clear regardless
My malezen wants nothing to do with your filthy female characters
>>558473489>>558473489>>558473489>>558473489
>>558473001true i know we especially hate it when he posts the one of the maliddiejeet navy
>wake up this morning>ffxiv>dcs all the time with multiple people getting dced mid dungeon>cant play the game>hunt showdown reconnect error >cant play the gamewhat do I even do today? Its over, might as well sleep till tomorrow
my moonie is like this
>>558472829>Wuk simp>PedophileTracks, RY.
>>558473010...mass moonie rape isn't gay
>>558472631>wood wailers>not defending the global eorzean nonsenseThe most unrealistic part
