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Fika Ogundimu
>>558511392Menu page makes it look like it's supposed to be Lucio this week, though the only character specific award available is for Wuyang
https://files.catbox.moe/cmijpe.mp4The Domina served you cunt.
WHY DO THEY KEEP GIVING US THE MOST MISERABLE POKE METAS OF ALL TIME I HATE THIS BROPLEASE FUCKING STOP DUDE JESUS CHRIST
>>558511738>release new poke tank>make the DPS role passive global so you can no longer out sustain pokesthis is the future they wanted
Hey, it's Kiriko
So we all going to play blizzards new overwatch mobile game, right?
>>558511918Aaron has to suck me.
>lose because our support thought he was playing DPS and kept taking autistic off angles instead of helping us holdGreatLove thatThank you
>>558511918only if it's on PC without having to be emulated
>>558511550What's the most appropriate role and character for high IQ chads like me (it's 115 btw)
why did they add two hard stuns and a bindare they completely innable of creating abilities that aren't CC?what happened to less CC?
https://vocaroo.com/1cLPtgSgc0n4>this is Domina's april fools ult line
I love Kiri
>clean up the point while sweating my ass of with the tank and kill all enemies from it even though we died>point stays 10 full seconds uncontested >rest of teammates just rush to the enemy's spawn to farm kills and inevitably die??????
...why didn't Kiriko just tell Illari that the spirit was fox?
>>558512669Illari doesn't know what foxes are because ther are no foxes in the Peruvian mountains
Playing the cat is an exercise in blood pressure management. The only time people acknowledge the tether at all is when it's too late for it to matter.I'm aggravated thinking about all the Pharahs who actively reject having a pocket giving them permanent flight.
>>558513029Comms issue
>>558454452>also forgot Widow Noir skinNoir is a fake OG skin, at least since they added crossplay in OW2. That skin was still obtainable for years after release with switch copies.
>>558513029when I play cat I only use the tether when spawning with someone
is there no way to tell hero level other than going through each progress thing individually?
>>558511727>gets the gooner audience>gets the gay audience>gets the "i want tanking to be fun" audience>quite op but got a nothingburger nerfsomehow she always wins
>>558512637cute......
>>558513468>profile>hero list >sort by hero level
Junkrat looks anorexicGet that man a bacon sandwich
emre is soldier for chuds who post the hoover cream pie image
at least I'm not a hog
>>558513686convoluted mess hots has it much better
>>558514014ok
I love Emre's kit, but why did they have to make this character so boring?
>>558511727>>558513552Remember when people were being weird about wanting her to look much older even though she's 32?
>turn my sens down to 800 5%>immediately gap every hitscan in my gamesSo it really is just using the right sens
so it would seem that throttling my speed has allowed me to traverse the city without crashing... hmmm yes, I have discovered novel information about the art of driving
>>558514276It definitely helps to try low sens if you have the desk space
Why is a basic bitch balance patch 800MB? Just flip the numbers bro, should be 3kB
>>558514187Idk I think it’s hot that this fat assed Turk’s greasy kebab body gets corrupted by some AI and he loses control.
>>558514515Fixed bugs as well anon
>>558502964
>>558511550I haven't played overwatch in years but the girl in the OP is hot. Did they make her gay and/or trans yet?
>>558514879You're gay and/or trans
>>558514879Worse, she's English
>>558514879Nah, just a posh Indian dommy mommy with a British accent.
Hope she's a tank
When's the MHA skinline returning, I need to buy the Toga skin.
>>558514231It's always the "we love older women" crowd. They only love fictional older women though, IRL they prefer children
>>558515439Could blizz get away with making Mama Hong without pissing China off? Would they mind if she was comic relief?
>>558514231Domina is insanely rich, she has easy access to all the skin care and plastic surgeries in the world. She would look young even if she was 52.
gm briggers
>>558515564change her name and say she's korean, problem solved.
>>558515564>>558515760They'll probably make her mexican tbqh
>>558515663Not to mention there are several characters older than her that still look fineAshe is 41 in OW2
>>558514879Rent-free
>>558515904hagwatch....
>>558515564I mean she's heavily based on a character from a Hong Kong director, would they even have much of an issue with it?
>>558514443Sombra mogs that ugly mutt
I feel cute and girly and comfortable when I'm playing Mercy. Just hopping around saying voice lines and bouncing the little guy on my stick is the cleanest best pleasure
kiriko san sama chan chama
>>558517850Same but I'm male.....
lowkenuinely kiriko is waifu material
>>558517850same but I hate seeming like a pickme so i end up playing kiriko or ana instead...
>>558518441desu, i get more pickme vibes from ana/kiriko girlies.
>>558518619juno is the ultimate pickme/egirl bait in my book, like she was designed in a lab for that
>>558518072Me too! I'm just laissez-faire when it comes to how I present myself
>>558518328Cute kiri
>>558518619ana and kiriko girles are trying too hard to seem like they're "good at the game" by playing "harder" characters than mercy or juno. they are the worst type of pick-me's
i think we all agree with this guy, right?
Holy shit, lookit how many people chose Talon!
>>558518831>REEEEE STOP GIVING WOMEN BOOBS, IT UPSETS ME BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME THAT I'LL NEVER HAVE BOOBS!!!yawn
>>558518889Who the fuck likes Lucio
>>558517850>>558518072>>558518441Cute! I like when you Mercy players beam me so I can go on a messy rampage. Thank you for keeping me alive so I can flirt with the enemy team's tank <3
>>558515439>overwatch is adding a fat bitch>warframe is also adding a fat bitchWow, what are the odds?
>blizzard is making its own vanguard anticheatoh no...
>>558519031retard
I act coquettish when I play Mercy... Especially with an enemy Mercy!
>>558515439Can they make up their minds? I thought they said a short while ago that they were looking to make more attractive heroes, but now they're talking about oddball heroes.Unless they're gonna make sexy oddball heroes.
>>558519068huh?
>>558514231>>558515904Mei is like 33 and looks younger than both.
>>558519068Don't say thisT: linuxsissy
>>558518328>high skill ceiling>straight>hot>cute>great voice>VA isn't a freak>gets all the skins making ugly hero mains seetheShe won.
>>558514231Haglovers are all porn addicted freaks who don't go outside enough to realize that 30 isn't a "Hag" age, but it's actually pretty young
>>558519153a kernel mode anticheat like riot's vanguard
Just got complimented for my godscan aim
>>558519273t. mercy
Angela Ogundimu
>>558519273t.30 year old unc, you old bitch
>>558519679I think it's hot how Mercy makes herself look younger for no reason other than vanity and wanting to look sexyWhat a slut..
>>558519273>30 isn't a "Hag" age, but it's actually pretty youngA hag typed this.
>>558519791>>558519960porn has fried your brains
>>558519273Maybe in 2070 when Mercy's anti-aging cream is pumping the average life expectancy
>>558519273unc
>>558519273>all the porn addict hagfags got triggeredkek
>>558520162unc
Mercy isn't a hag
>>558519273Thank you.>>558519960I'm a late 30s hag and we're still in our prime. You'll understand this when you're older.
>>558520437Rest your weary bones
Just got defeated in a close quarters 1v1 against Ana, I truly am a chopped worthless fat chud
lot of underage self-reporting in this thread
>>558520420Mercy's schroedinger's hag feet on my face
>>558519273This. 30 is too youngT: 45-55 yo haglover
You gotta be the most coombrained retarded gorilla faggot to think that 30 is a hag age. Or you're just underage.
>>558520481I don't need to rest! I already napped today so I'm shining bright. I could use a massage...but that's unrelated to being older!
>>558520589hag / unc
>that 31 year old hag who remembers playing Mercy in 2016
>>558520648porn addict
>>558520420Mercy feet sex
>>558520678Overwatch gifted us Domina to let us feel cool as we get older.
>>558520678I was there that day
DDLG skin
30 year old hag who looks 17
>>558520589Why are your panties getting so twisted over this anon.
>>558521512Ugly bitch
Vendetta gets a nerf literally every single patch since release
>>558521616The porn addicts are the ones getting upset over being called a porn addict
I listened to the interactions some characters have and discovered they have friendships and crushes and there's a lot of romantic stuff and now I wanna kill myself.
>>558521725I'm unironically jealous of Mizuki because from their interactions, you can tell Kiriko is gagging for his cock.
>trying out stadium>neat, it's 3rd person>immediately hit with juno's butt swishing around as she moves>saturn skin puts extra emphasis on her buttI see why the rest of the game is 1st person, you'd be constantly distracted by wiggling asses and lose otherwise.
>>558520589Its more just why care for 30-year-old fictional women when we can have 20-year-old ones instead
>>558521786what happens if she sucks him off and then teleports away does his dick get removed from his body?
>>558522536No. But he's left with a severe case of blue balls.
Lead pipes cause this behaviour
>>558522797Moira is more understandable than the people who have those numbers flipped
Is it just impossible to play venture with this cat in every match? Vendetta already outclassed everything venture does and now this faggot ass cat sealed the deal.
I am dead sure there's some EOMM feature on quick play that reduces your projectile's size and hit scan hit box or something. There's no way these shots are missing when they are 1 pixel away, that you can even see on footage
>>558514707
>>558523308Whore who makes herself look younger so she can get fucked more
>>558519273yeah most women have a stable appearance until they suddenly develop marionette lines at like 38-43, and then menopause suddenly turns them into the slug lady from monsters inc. some time in the following decade
>>558519104>doesn't like thicc mature womenlow T faggorino
>>558523308You just know she's constantly emptying her fat futa cock into Pharah and Ana to keep herself calm
i miss my old duo...
"You gotta be the most coombrained retarded gorilla faggot to think that 30 is a hag age.Or you're just underage."
>>558525992you got mindbroken by that post lol
Domina's tits win the conquest
Scrub zenyatta here. Is ascendance worth picking over discordant repair?
why is everyone that plays this game so angry?
>>558526549Float is one of the best perks in the game.
>been playing for two weeks>qp mmr already so high I'm consistently playing against high diamond and masters every game epic! guess it's time to start ranked if I want to have casual fun
>>558526563It causes psychic damage to all who play, none are spared.
>>558526563cos of all the bullshit
I hate that the skins are locked behind time gates. Just let me buy all the Junker Queen skins I missed and let me give you money dammit.
>>558527592The system must be fair for everyone.
Was Domina's short supposed to make people feel sympathetic for her? She just comes off as a tryhard snooty rich bitch
>>558527592yeah it's retarded, was hoping monetization was one of the things they'd address with the rebrand but they fucked it up
>>558527592No one cares about skins dude.
>>558528304This game wouldn't be alive if people weren't buyingthem in droves
GMTLL
>>558527832>Was Domina's short supposed to make people feel sympathetic for her?lmao what? No. >She just comes off as a tryhard snooty rich bitchYes that is her personality. She's literally a selfish egotistical evil character who thinks she's the only important person and is better than everyone.
>>558523308
Lena on maternity leave from Overwatch.
Lena on rape counselling leave from Overwatch.
I get that many dislike Mercy, but was it really needed to completely nuke her. She feels so bad to play rn
THEY NEVER STOOD A CHANCE, WHAT DO YOU MEEAN?!
>>558529446A character that requires no effort to play should not be rewarded
>>558529503There's many hereos like this though. Eg Reinhart and Junkrat. They're not OP, but they're playable. Mercy is borderline unplayable rn
>>558529589Big cope.
>>558529589lol
>>558529615How?
>>558529589Preaaaach
doo said how
>>558529589Rein and Junkrat are significantly harder than Mercy
>>558529781Not really
>>558529862Yes really. Mercy mains are delusional.
>>558529934I played Reinhard and Junkrat. They do not require and mechanical skill, just game awareness, similar to Mercy
Is the guy who was trying to manipulate the eomm to be favourable still here? If so, are you finding success?
>Say gg when I win>Not say gg when I don't
>>558529978They absolutely do. Any opinion you have has been tainted by your current retarded opinion.
>>558529978Weak bait
>>558529978Post a photo of your hand/wrist please, I have a sneaking suspicion about you.
>>558530042>>558530046You're really trying to ragebait me for no reason lol. Or you're just genuinely retarded
>Not sayjeet
>They do not require and mechanical skillWhat did they mean by this
>>558530102Post rank
playing support give me cancer
>>558530135cool guys skipped school, nerd.
>>558530081You realize moronic racists like you aren't welcome in /owg/ right? Fuck off freak.
Only thing I'll say about Junkrat, and this goes for any explosive character: They should take self-damage from their own explosives.
We just tried Stadium for the first time.It was fun
>>558530435I'll take that as a confirmation
>>558529195
>>558530175Gold 1
>play one match of Lena's gamephew, I'm smashed!
>>558530632
>>558529589What did they do to Mercy?
>>558530436That would fuck their mobility too much
young emre twink skin pls
Anran could use a third dash
They should buff Winston
I love Freja
okay maybe domina isnt a hag but she is without a doubt hagcoded
>>558531931Because she isn't a teenager?
My losses are never my fault
Winton :)
>Symmetra is an ugly manfaced autistic DPS despised for her passive gameplay>Speaks Hindi>Domina is a fun tank with an active kit that takes a decent amount of skill to play, is insanely hot and has massive tits as well as a great personality>Speaks PunjabiPakistan won, what did Jeff- I mean David mean by this
>>558532612winton fixing my wife's bike (again)
Soldier 76 mythic idea, revenant. He should be a statue or an ash creature that progressively gets more skeleton as he gets kills. This is in reference to Soldier 76 being a gay grandpa
>>558526309I always just first join whichever side has rewards for the new characters (Talon Week 1 for Emre, Overwatch Week 2 for JPC, and Talon Week 3 for Domina)
>>558531368I wonder how they'll do a past skin for him since the whole being possessed by an AI thing is integral to his kit
>>558518831>he even talks of the vendetta imagery>yet doesn't comprehend the exposed belly is presicely like vendetta>instead focuses on getting triggered over nothingThis community isn't the sharpest tools in the shed.
Death by Marzia
>>5585331541) they don't give a shit about canon and you know it2) erm guys this is when he actually got possessed this skin is the exact instant when Chernobog started taking over and you can see it because his ult is blueOr something
gm dominas
>>558518831>No I don't want Irish hags with exposed tummiesPic related
>overwhelming support for dommy mommy this week>even more than the cat I think this fanbase may have mommy issues
freja is impossible to play
>>558533375I have a perfect relationship with my mother however.
remove shitjourn from the game please
>>558533520Sojourn Supporter said this
>>558533375I love hebe and hate my bitch mother
>>558533208Shove this dumb bitch into a baler
>>558533520YOUR WINSTREAK ENDS NOW
>>558530905
This ends n-ACK!
>>558533613Why?
I'M THROWING NOW
How come when I get stuck with Freja’s bolas I die but when I stick someone with the bola’s they always survive???
>>558533797I always pop my ult when I hear the enemy sojourn pop hers, they almost always go for the 1v1 and if they're really not a sojourn main, they won't get a kill because they're too scared of being killed, the decent ones try but usually get killed solo or ganged up on and the really good ones fuck off and hit from behind/sidest. 500 hours of OW and 137 hours of Sojourn
Imagine your hero name being "short residence"
>>558518831The sleeves is a legitimate gripe tbf
>>558533736
Good morning Hanas!
>>558534001Lay off the vangada
Nerf thi-- winkyface!
>>558533889She's a histrionic controlling fat bitch who divorceraped my dad and gaslit me into believing he was evil for most of my adolescence. After she saw how my dad bounced back from the divorce she became a comically insane feminist that wouldn't let me date or be a normal teen boy doing teen boy things. She wanted a girl essentially; stay at home, don't form any exciting or daring memories, do well in school, which in turn made me spitefully destroy my own future opportunities. She also kicked me out as soon as she legally could, knowing full well I didn't have the money or knowledge on how to survive. Stupid fucking bitch. I'm glad she's dying alone. Thanks for reading my blogpost.
>>558534001>How come when I get stuck with Freja’s bolas I die but when I stick someone with the bola’s they always survive???Because you're not shooting the grouped up enemies with a take aim bolt when wrapped up.
>>558534376Eat like Chop suey
>>558534082>Imagine your hero name being "short residence"Yes, it's based.
>>558526563Comes with the territory Teammates holding you down
>>558534434Sorry to hear that anon. Fuck that bitch indeed…
>>558534598Anon being the Sojourner means you take short residences, as a character trait. Imagine being a hero and calling yourself Apartment
>>558534376Anran's in-game butt is pretty nice
What is the lore of Juno and why is she so retarded? She’s still human right? Just lives on Mars? So how does she not know anything about Earth shit? Why is it treated as some grand event when she crashed on Earth? So much so that she gets a statue at Dorado? And why does she need the helmet if she’s human anyways? Winston and Hammond don’t need helmets and they lived on the moon.
>>558534659Overwatch has hurricanes?
>>558526563>why is everyone that plays this game so angry?Because you can repeatedly lose to factors which are often outside of your control, which can often involve your team being bad, doing multiple match losing mistakes or just clowning around.If you have 2 player standing doing emotes to eachother mid-match yet these same people would get mad if someone else dared afk, you have this community in a nutshell.This doesn't even account for the real toxic assholes in MP games, the ones that goad others into getting upset so they type something in chat that they can report.
I look and act just like Juno
>>558534810>why is she so retardedAutism>how does she not know anything about Earth shitAutism>And why does she need the helmet if she’s human anywaysAutism
>>55853488076 has amazing synergy with Angela
Trans hero incoming. Finally!
>>558531146Vendetta was nerfed multiple times just recently for having less burst damage, range and mobility.Game balance aside, it doesn't even make sense for Junkrat to NOT take self-damage because he's a madman, and there is no better way to illustrate that than with gameplay harmony encouraging you to self-harm.
>>558535041>tranny attention seekingNah
>>558535041That's a drag queen, different to a tranny - they possess self awareness.
>>558535041>kill the game over the years with shitty heroes that players don't like>resurrect the game with 5 decent designs>immediately start repeating past mistakes Why are they doing this
>>558535041Why would someone willingly dress up like Divine
>>558530436You clearly never played early OW when D.Va could die to her own ult and getting into a fight in a small room as junkrat was 100% a death sentence if you tried to fight back.
>>558534176
You win some you lose some its all the same to me
>>558535041This is nothing but trash journalism, trying to create bullshit stories where there are none.>random person made an offhand comment to an offhand question or joke>Shitty journalist: PERSON X IS LOOKING TO DO Y, PLEASE CLICK ON MY ARTICLE OR POST FOR ENGAGEMENT
>Brig into flying demon>Tries to kidnap my tank>Rally and spank her ass back in orderBAD katt
>>558535401Nope
where can I get Lena gf
Explain, apart from maybe Roadhog I don't think any of these tanks are super weak.
>explain these made up fake numbers which don't matter even if they were real?
>>558535880
>>558536169Maybe that should clue you into not looking at irrelevant stats
>>558518831Only a faggot or tranny would complain about Moira showing skin and having breasts. Blizzard needs to start perma banning these retards.
>>558536095Japan
>>558511550https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/12819977/post/118617716https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/12819977/post/118617716https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/12819977/post/118617716
healer diff
>>558536258Because they probably headcanon Moira as some secret tranny or gender neutral and presenting Moira as feminine makes their headcanon less real.
>>558536280
>>558536248
Why all the tranny talk anons are you ok?
>>558536280>>558536552lena gf.. even japan version.. please..
>>558535831I have been playing since beta.I prefer the self-damage.I prefer a lot of things to what they are now. Game's been power crept a fuck ton.
>>558536813
>>558536941It's just quality of life. Playing the classic mode showed how much better everything feels now
>>558536895foids don't want to be cute and goofy anymoreit's over....
Anran is my girlfriend
>>558537242liar
>>558514443Tasty latinas
>>558537242same (yeah) me too (mine too) yeah (same here) *repeat for 20 more unspecified male voices*
>>558537064Quality of life changes the quality of gameplay.Reducing risk over and over in the name of quality of life is how you get overtuned supports.
>>558537608Two posts and you're already on the "DPS are the victims" shit
>>558537063good nyght
what exactly does brig do besides whipshot? I know she's supposed to be a durable anti dive support but it seems like I'm spamming armor pack to tanks that constantly LOS me and wait for ppl to get in whipshot range
>>558537875Sue me for liking fun you inbred retard. You'd be content with someone shitting down your throat in the name of quality of life. Convenient meal, isn't it?
>>558538086good nyight..
>>558538097Her main job is keeping the other support alive which is why she tends to be paired with less mobile ones like ana
>>558537105>foidsanon, no..
>>558539168what's the problem?
They overbuffed Anran and Emre didn't need +2 dmg on hit, +1 would've been enough.
>>558539263what would lena think of you speaking like that about the girlies
>>558521725https://youtube.com/shorts/-xLgrfz42Z0
I wish I was good at art. Had an idea of drawing Freja as an Uber Eats delivery driver because of her voice line “I always deliver”
Coming back from a hiatus. So are wifeleaver and mercy even more useless now with the healing nerf?
>>558539435Someone in this thread keeps claiming her lines are all prostitution related
>>558539397I use the word foid endearingly too!
>>558538142
>>558539435>I always deliverEmre's baby
>>558538097you can go on flanks with your dps and act like a mini tank for them
>>558539475I can't even remember any of her lines. Not only does she not say much but what she does is just the most generic things ever. Better than something like Venture though I guess
>>558539648>ventureBRO DIGGING I LOVE DIGGINGwhat a character
>talon 80% - OW 20%domina simps all of you
>>558539728I like lootboxes
>>558539728>Pick between hot woman or dark skin huehueAnon
>>558539715I feel like if they'd gone another year without giving her any skins the venture mains would have all killed themselves and the world would be better off
>You can't afford me.>We all have a price.>Pleasure doing business.>What can I say? It's a living.
I might start playing Emre just cause his ult voiceline is cool
>>558539974>Engaging Sauna ModeWhat did he mean by this
It's a really steep climb trying to kill Baptiste as Emre.
>>558540054at least emre does more dps than bap now
>>558540054>2016+10>Still haven't nerfed bastionIdgi the song said to do that
Whats better in Emre ult, light shots or heavy?
>>558539974>itsy ala moreThat’s all I hear
>>558540230He said Baptise, dyslexic anon
>>558539860>this week is forced talon win>next week is forced overwatch win
>>558540338Etsi ja tuhoaSeek and destroy in Finnish
>>558540492>the couple>the bull
>>558540492>they actually added an obese polynesian man with a heard problem to the game I worked at a grocery store in a heavily SEA populated neighbordhood and we had a lot of Samoans coming in wearing a tank top, flipflops, and a massive fucking bedsheet as a skirt
>>558540492Wrong, Talon will win 50 weeks in a row until Mercy is enslaved and Jetpack cat is crucified
>>558540492>RAPE TIMEwhy did they choose that voiceline for mauga ult? It's bad optics.
>>558540581*heart problem
domina is so so so much fun to play against now thank you alec the nerf to her ult cost was massive yeah her ult is dogshit and no one cares but you do alec also yeah let's give anran even more mobility so she's in literally every game you are so smart alec i really hope you live a long life
>>558540581>>558540625>Heart problemHe only has 1 heart problem the other one works fine.>ObeseBig nigga gotta eat, he's probably 80% muscle mass
>>558540648Just play doomfist and punch her
>>558540697Wrong, he's 80 percent torso and 20 percent legs. It's like they made his torso and then realized he'd be too big if they made his legs proportional so they just shrunk them down
>>558540648everybody hates Aleceverybody wants to torture and kill Alec
>>558540648>mfw the h*man doesn't know about tearing victory from their grasp or making their miscalculations cost them everything
>>558540841Chad leg day ignorers become fun loving walking wardrobes, virgin leg day enjoyers become sojourn. Wow. I'm never doing squats again.
>>558540648>make new tank>is just the weaker version of sigma in every single way possibleWhat did they mean with that?
>>558540856She really does have little answer to a melee tank just walking up to her and beating the shit out of her once you break her shield though
>>558540973Ram also tears through the shield because his anime ass fists have fire strike properties. It's a good time to be a Ram main. Back then it was just melting through Zaryas who thought they could duel you with bubble on, now there's another tank to chew through.
>>558540964Her gun is much better at range and her shield is a bit better but yeah sigma just has her beat with his other abilities
>>558540964>m1 is nothing like sigma>shield is more like ramattra's and nothing like sigma>projectile is nothing like sigma>ult is nothing like sigmaI don't get the link. She serves a similar role but it's not like making a new poke tank is making "worse sigma".It's hard to make anything better than sigma because he's genuinely perfectly designed.
>>558519253Remove High Skill Ceiling and the rest applies to Juno.
I'd like Kiriko more if they retconned the retarded lore break. Why'd they even write it in the first place.
>>558541292Eh, they retconned Mercy's age so she wasn't grooming Pharah. It is what it is.
>>558511550
Sex with Mauga
This is the new cat hero yall were talking about?
>>558541359Why not retcon kiriko too, I'm not saying age her up but idk make it so they didn't "grow up together" as much as they did see each other regularly and she was Hanzo and Genji's little mascot
>>558541401In wakanda dey say
Chances we actually get more cinematics from now on? Not talking about the lower budget ones like Junos. I don't know why they don't just bring on some of the r34 artists to the team instead of making the shit quality ones
>bastion, mercy & freya on team>3 matches in a rowYeah, it's over.
>>558541414I think a 7 year old or whatever training with 2 high schoolers is pretty funny lol
>>558541497I would like more cinematics. I have no idea why they're obsessed with either making the overwatch pixar shit that's reserved for big events or this shit. Remember when we got 2d animated cinematics? Do more of those.
>>558541497I remember during OW1 some hero trailers and cinematic where made by a hardcore bara artist
>>558541597Don't know who this thing is that ate brig
Doomfist will become Friendfist and his ult will be shaking the hand of the enemy tank and ending the game in a draw that gives ranked points to both teams, even in quick play.
>>558541787The future is forged through friendship
>>558534836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXKvjyoH5lM
>>558541497>Chances we actually get more cinematics from now on?Probably short season ones like the Vendetta vs Doomfist, to set the stage for each season.
>how could Doomfist lose>became a retired anarchist pencil pusher drunk off the ideas of chaos and conflict>gained tons of weight (that's why he became a tank)Makes sense to me. Damage Doomfist would've won against Vendetta.
I hope they re-release BP stuffI really want the Winton souvenir and Captain Sigma skin
Jumping on Brigitte on attack with my shield up and do nearly nothing for the rest of the round.
Increase Tracers walking speed by 1000 percent and decrease her 1 clip damage to 10
I still want to fuck Orisa. Hanzo has good taste.
Kiriko's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be0Ey5-ldZA
>>558542020cute picture
Yuri Watch
>>558541292The writers are just retarded and wanted to create a character that was epic kewl and could hang with the boys but then realised she’d been old hag if that were the case and they want to sell skins so forced her age as 21 >>558541359Pharmercy shipping becoming semi-lore is so fucking annoying. I know Gency was a self-insert but I respected it so much fucking more. Plus it’s been established so why overwrite it? Just ship Pharah with someone else instead of hamfisting in-game synergy into actual lore
>>558542202It doesn't help that Pharah is as plain as rye bread and Genji has the whole I can fix him thing going on both physically and mentally, MERCY IS A DOCTOR, it makes sense.
>>558542079>List of OW women favourite sexual acts:Dva - Standing sex (leg up)Domina - watching you jerk off into her used panties while she calls you a pervertJunker Queen - Amazon styleOrisa - Asexual (created by a child) Zarya - PeggingAnran - Ass eating (receiving)Ashe - Reverse cowgirlEcho - HumiliationFreja - BondageMei - Romantic and sensual missionaryPharah - Face sittingSojourn - Doggy styleSombra - Orgasm denialSymmetra - DeepthroatingTracer - Mutual masturbationVendetta - Squat ridingVenture - Ass eating (giving)Widowmaker - S&MAna - CNCBrigitte - ThighobIllari - GangbangJuno - Hand holdingKiriko - AnalMercy - Full NelsonMoira - JOI
>>558542202Its because it was all pushed by one Pharmercy shipper on the team. They are too scared go to put any of the characters together anyway so it doesn't matter
what would happen if I took off tracer's chronal accelerator?
>>558542338It would be extremely painful.
posted it again award
>>558542307>Juno - Hand holdingFucking whore
>>558542384she's a big lass
>>558542434No, she isn't.
>>558542338Doomfist does. She's just kinda fine lol
>>558540593every single support player and gooner is going to pick kiri and mizuki over mauga
>>558542307>Orisa - Asexual (created by a child)We can reprogram her. We have the technology.
>>558542481wronghttps://files.catbox.moe/q3rpo9.jpeg
>>558540492ew keep that cuck away from my wife thanks
>>558542670Mauga is a handsome woman. You're a lucky one to have married her.
>Sombra had her invisibility tied to her translocator and it lasted for a super short amount of time>couldn't play her like that, take a long break from the game>come back>invisibility lasts longer now and I can kill shit again>check news on her, figure other people also like her in her current state>She's getting reworked againWhy do I bother with this character
Freja can go higher and stay on the air longer than a hero with rockets on her back, lol.
>>558540492NTR
>>558542791Stealth niggas have it rough because no one likes playing against them and they're only liked by the people that play them.
If Domina demands it, she'll get Symmetra to give her a massage.
>>558542791cause you're a shitter who can't into honest characters
How do they decide who to ban? I keep getting "thank you for your report" notifications from reporting people but never gotten banned myself. And I flame people constantly.
>>558542894Could she ask the devs to redesign her face instead? She's really ugly.
>>558542905Name 1 honest character
>>558542791>make a game around ability usage>make a character that stops people from using their abilities>make a game about shooting people>make a character that goes invisible she is literally artisan crafted to piss everyone off, what did you expect
>>558543017Sombra
>>558543017Winton
>>558543017Tracer,Venture,Zen,Hog
>>558543171What is XHE doing there...
nigga said venture and hog
>>558542981>How do they decideanon.....
>>558511550>domina>mercy mythicWhy are overwatch women allowed to have tits now?
>>558543248What?
>>558543283The chuds are back in charge
>random crashes>battle net doesnt even open and just gives a blizzard errormy whole world is falling apart
>>558543283Because we are so fucking back
>>558543283The chads are back in charge
>>558543283man I wish she was fun to play and a different ethnicity
>>558543069Oh come on hack is so shit its only really worth using against highly mobile characters anymore to make them stop tweaking around for a second, it's pretty much the same thing as cass nade now
Thank you Venture. You killed the game so it could come back better.
Predict the Midnight launch collabs.
>>558543297it's completely automated. there's not any humans involved in any step of the process. even when you try sending a ticket for false bans, you're stuck waiting on an llm "gamemaster" to reply.
>>558543283I like domina but she's pretty safe sexy dommy mommy slop
>>558543419many are saying this
>>558543446>This is pretty much what they're canonically doing right nowLesbian shippers... I kneel
>>558543283>Why are overwatch women allowed to have tits now?because rivals, domina is literally just a brown emma, which shows competition is good. Now imagine WoW had an actual competition and not FF14.
>>558543446reaper's roommates (concubines).
>>558543680If only Dawntrail hadn't been shit....
>>558543428The point isn't about whether it's balanced or not. It's simply not fun. She's the antithesis to what overwatch is about and most players understandably dislike that.
>>558543723meant like FF14 influenced retail WoW bad.
>>558543702Gabe is a fucking incel dude
What ethnicity is Moira? I'm interested in calling her a slur.
>>558543702I know that Doomfist is just making his own organization and that they're probably already in it but I think it's funnier if the 3 are all just looking for jobs and living together lol
>>558543890he has a wife and child
>>558544041I can't believe soldier knocked up his wife even though he's gay. What an asshole
>>558544041that's what he wants you to think>see? I used to have sex all the time. I even had a family>is this ai generated, Gabriel?>n-noooincel
Can we get more cosmetics that show skin? Why is this china only?
>>558544186He's not smart enough to ai generate a fake family
>havana>pick widow as preferred>team bans her anywayjunkrat it is
>>558544606Olivia makes them for him
>>558544297ugly women would get mad and all that jazz
I can't stop saying 'we're so back'.This season is incredible.
I wanna date and kiss
>>558543283Woke is dead while Trump is President. Expect pushback again when Republicans get slaughtered in the mid terms and then a huge conservative (ironic) swing backwards when Gavin Newsom wins in 2028
>>558544297people who don't play the game will complain on xitter, truly one of Blizzard's greatest weaknesses.
bro thinks ram counters rein
I've kept hearing marvel rivals is better in most regards and yet it can't even beat overwatch's numbers, just on steam. which is kind of embarrassing. how did it go so wrong
>>558544907>t.
>>558517850this except prancing around as Lifeweaver serving cunt and kissing my team
>>558545163Marvel Rivals feels like a fake Chinese game.
>>558545257because it is
>>558545163Overwatch always had better gameplay they just needed to stop repeatedly shooting themselves in the foot for 5 minutes
>>558545178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prhg4R8S6p8&t=52s
>>558545163Rivals just feels too unpolished and janky, anyone who actually plays videogames can tell on the first minutes why it's slop
>>558545275Well yeah. The tank gameplay is just brainrot.
>>558545163I tried mr when it first came out, played around 15 hours and dropped because;UI felt like a mobile gameGraphics were assReddit super heroesTps cameraAnd the most important part, it wasnt really fun honestly. Also at that time overwatch was at a terrible state too so i just stopped playing online games except bf1 and dota2 and finished couple jrpgs
>>558545403gooning
Why is my aim so shakey? I watch replays of other players and youtube clips etc. and everyone else seems so smooth. I put down my sens low enough that it still feels sluggish to track faster characters but it's still twitchy. I'm sluggish and shakey, the worst of both worlds
>>558545471Imagine not using an aimbot
>>558545403correctI can't believe I sometimes STILL see niggers on my steam friends list playing that garbage and STILL refusing to even check out overwatch. I think most of those tards got psyopped by tiktok
>>558545471don't worry it's just a skill issue
I love my hotwife mercy!
>>558545617Because MR is supposed to be the casual fun experience and OW is supposed to be the sweaty experience. I think that's the perception. Or they just like the IP.
>>558545471try aimlabs and/or vaxtaalso try customizing the dpi and sensitivity to a way you get better used to
>we won't add role queue to marvel rivals>every team comp fucking suckshow could they have not forseen this
>>558545617How do you post this without getting filtered?
>>558545825lmao so true
>>558545747Why is she such slut?
put some fucking respect on rivals' name for saving your dead game
>>558545735all the normies I've heard talk about ow call it casual while playing fucking cod or apex lol>>558545885sometimes I have to do it two or three times. I think the filter considers it cp? that particular pic is weird for some reason.
>>558545838>3 supports is meta>now they play 3 tanks to counter 3 supportstook them a year but they finally arrived at GOATS
>>558546156Nigga tried to sneak apex there but yea i agree overwatch is one of the most casual pvp games i've played.
>>558545747Thanks, i'll check them out. I use 1600 dpi and in game sens 13.50 but that's after lowering it to mitigate the twitchyness. Think it was 15 before idk
>>558545891why do foids ruin their perfect itty bitties with these gaudy bolt ons?>>558546226apex is ruined by rollers, third parties and the last zone. there's a lot of hardcore movement but the majority are casual lootgrazers playing on the big screen
>>558546463>1600 13.5 AFTER lowering itnigger what the fuck
>>558546463should add that i'm actively trying to aim from my elbow to make up for the feeling of playing in olive oil
>>558546463>1600 dpi and in game sens 13.50
>>558545163I think marvels in the long run is going to be a much better game than Overwatch but when I played it the one thing that really put me off was the sound design which I think was way worse than Overwatch's
>>558546463What the fuck I use 2100 and 0.67 in-game, how the hell do you do anything
>>558546463>1600 dpi and in game sens 13.50Way too high if your goal is smooth aim. Try 1600 dpi with 3.0 ingame sens. You should have enough mousepad space so you can comfortably 180 with that sens. Hitscan players run 1600 2.0 if they want long range precision.
>>558546463>I use 1600 dpi and in game sens 13.50brother what, lower that shit by at least 10.
>>558539550
>>558545713>>558545747Hot
>>558546724>in the long run is going to be a much better game than OverwatchIt's already dying because the devs refuse to nerf top tiers
>>558546463grind aim trainers and your aim can look like thishttps://youtu.be/8zgV1VAWzZc?si=qUyeXESzF8qZX0Pw&t=845
>>558546508>why do foids ruin their perfect itty bitties with these gaudy bolt ons?The coomers demand it. Sucks as well, so many hot whores have ruined their perfect tits
>>558547696clean
I’m watching some recent OWCS videos. What happened to all the cool OG teams? Where are Dallas Fuel? London Spitfire? Who the fuck are Twisted Minds and Crazy Raccoon and why should I care? Bring back Seagull
>>558547989she can womanhandle me...
Just heard of Overwatch mobile Looks cool
Still waiting for the inevitable news that Soe has been sucking off 10 year old boys
>>558547779saw what hannahowo did to her tits and I caught a fleeting glimpse of rageretarded whore, her boobs were perfect
Haven't played OW in two business days, what did I miss?
Hi.I came back to Overwatch and I'm having fun but I'm trying to convince a friend to play. Please post kiriko/juno/mercy lewds for me to send him to convince him to try it again.Thank you.
>>558548468Domina's milk stained bra souvenir
>>558548037Arabs bought it and coincidentally their team started winning every tournament.
>>558548538Best I can do is gay soldier 76 bara
The >1600 DPI 13%interaction made me realize my sens was way too high. No wonder my aim was shit.
>>558548868dear lord
>>558548912It was still lower than that, I had it at like 6%, but on 1800. It happens.
>>558548868Everyone should try 800 dpi 6% and see if it feels better.
>>558548868I'm at 800dpi with 4.5 sens, with melee heroes like Rein and Vendetta on 6 sens. Idk how people can do more and still aim well.
>>558548868brehI don't think I had it this bad even when I was not playing shooters "seriously" I'm 1600@3.7
>>558548868never understood what the point of devs making the sensitivity slider go that high is anyway. nobody ever goes beyond 20 in any game I've seen. why don't they have an industry standard either at this point? also, I've only seen one game show edpi or cm/360. it's just baffling to me desu
>>558548912>>558549127>>558549268>>558549431>>558549628It's a breath of fresh air, I'm so used to knocking myself down for being shit for once it's nice to have the settings be off instead.
>>558549628edpi or cm/360 do not matter, different games are played in different ways, in CS you're stationary holding an angle, in OW you're playing genji flipping 180s every couple of seconds
.. So they intentionally demoted me. Thanks.
>>558546519>>558546650>>558546778>>558546843>>558547696brehs i had no ideai'll try out different configs but i have a feeling i'm gonna struggle since it's an extreme jump from where i was lmaofwiw i get like 60% accuracy on guys like cass, ashe, illari but yeah i'm twitchy and can't handle anything up close
>>558549753I play genji with +1 sens but that's it. no matter the game I always try to get as close as possible to my favorite sens and 1:1 on every scope. so yes, it does matter to me because my hands and eyes work in such a way that I can tell the difference immediately. not that I can't acclimate, it's just comfort. roller players have the same 1-10 sensitivity slider, why shouldn't we?
tfw your useless piece of shit support picks lucio,bap,lifeweaver instead of kiriko
>>558549820You are welcome, please keep playing and padding their numbers to the investors.
>>558550118>kurokowhy do kirikoposters have such bad taste?
>>558550118Still better than the useless cat who only tries to assassinate people instead of healing and being helpful.
Hello>>558548538>>558548538>>558548538>>558548538>>558548538
>>558549838high sens builds better mouse control than low sens and most aimtrannys train on a higher sens than the one they use in game as a way of getting better faster so if you're good on high sens you'll be good on low(er) sens as well. i just would never go anywhere above 3% 1600 dpi on hitscans.
^ absolute peak retardation brainrot
>>558550396we respect women here, chud
>aimtrannysthe bullshit people will spout I swear
>>558550361>0 - 1 hybrid reversalGRRRRRRRRR
>>558550480>most aimtrannys train on a higher sens than the one they use in game as a way of getting better fastersurefire way to fuck up your muscle memory.
>>558550396Sorry I don't post lewd only cute
>>558550625like half of the aim training community is just femboys and trannies, hence
>>558550391tfw your useless piece of shit support picks lucio,bap,lifeweaver instead of kiriko
>>558550396
>>558550625ugly ahh bih
>>558550795acceptable
>>558550739>muscle memorynot a real thing
>>558550625anyone have that gay ass nigga tranny meme pic from twatter?
Stop banning Vendetta fucking dammit man
What's the optimal loot box strategy for conquest? Switch after every pass complete or stay on one until the legendary box is done and then switch back? Rush the weekly as soon as possible or just let it accumulate normally during the switches?
>>558550807holy sauce PLEASE
>first MR game after a week of OW >game 1: solo tank hulk (useless), enemy gets mag >game 2: no tanks, enemy gets mag + groot I was right, role Q is far superior to this shit
>>558550118Lucio and Lifeweaver you can dislike. But my nigga Bap you have to respect.
>>558550949The optimal strategy is to do whatever the fuck you want. Don't care for the rewards on the other side? Then stick to the one you're on right now.
>>558551116Some anon is convinced Kiriko is the only support anyone should pick because in theory she can save teams from anything and kill the enemy team solo.
>>558551109NOOO BUT LE CREATIVE COMP POSSIBILITIES
Fingers cross, secret reward for loyalists. Fucking stupid to have exclusive rewards for double agent but not loyalty. This is what's wrong with the U.S.
>>558550992https://x.com/ratatatat74/status/1815395357381333202
>ratatat
I exclusively play Illari in 6v6 comp
Illari bros, we keep winning. Cheers.
>185 leveled mercy player keeps stalling point even though its NOWHERE near overtime and getting killed constantlywhat the actual fuck is wrong with mercy players?
>>558551439One of the best artists I've ever seen, thanks.
>>558551367yea the clever comp turned into one of our going strange and them going 3 healers, which means they become unkillable in pisslo
You only get an ass like Junos if you do 100 squats a day.
>>558551787Dang, sounds like they're speedrunning what ruined OW1. Glad I never bothered.
>>558552030I'm up to 20
>>558551109AND NOW I GET THROWN INTO PITY BOT MATCH AFTER LOSING ONLY 1 GAME
>>558551601>6v6>wait until everyone picks their characters, fill out second tank role>dps is fucking useless dogshit>switch to the youngest, kill the Amélie that my trashcan niggertarded dps have failed to do several times over>focus only on keeping my tank alive and killing their Amélie>somehow end first round with more dmg than both dps combined>plop down pylon over choke and full hold next round>dps types gg ezI hate gamers so fucking much. marathon tomorrow.
>>558550396Welcome back.
>>558550949Dailies reset when you swap so it’s optimal to swap back and forth. You should also try and keep the weekly as the last challenge you do on the second day as the points carry over and you’ll get more than doing a daily >400 points a day>875 to complete a track>so 2 full days of dailies gets you 800>finish the weekly and now you have excess of 225 instead of just 25 waiting for when you switch back
>>558552130>marathonAin't no one playing that shit cro
>>558551731and then has a full on schizo chimp out
>>558552130marathon is in a week...
>>558552254wish that were true.. fps games are much better when normies stay far the fuck away>>558552312server test in 28 hours
>playing nu-bungie games
>play on console>have PC as backup when gf has friends over and shit >play on PC with controller>no aim assist>feels weird as fuck>try using KBM>suck dogshit>go back to controller>do better than when using KBM What gives?
>>558552030I never realized Juno is built like a figure skater till I saw everyone going crazy about the olympics but it makes sense since that's what she does all day
1600dpi 13.5 nigga here againlowered to 3.5 as suggested and it was way too slowbut 7 feels comfy and i'm pissing headshots now wtf
>>558552381tracerfag that game is just concord 3
>>558552451She's literally Juno fr
>>558552381holy thugbait
>>558552541Tony Hawk's Underground Bait
>>558552501you have no independent thoughts, they are all artificially manufactured. you're literally the cattle jews make fun of behind closed doors. just go back to /v/ and stay there.
>>558552451>>558552507Her hairstyle is going to become really really popular
Lenaposter is our king/queen right?
>>558552469just do it slowly, lower by 1 each day that's what I did
I main Domina and Symm
>>558552757Don't act all defensive. I don't say this as someone who is trying to force a meme. If you didn't play any of Destiny 2 across the years and don't know how Bungie handles their products you should have no opinion. Only once you have went through the pain that was D2 red war through Lightfall will you know how hopeless it all is. Your naivety is inspiring if sad.
>>558552906I will never understand where there are always willing simps for obnoxious attention seekers, trip and avatarfags.
>>558552950You are a white male
>>558552107That's one of the main reasons I can't be bothered with MR for too long. Forced bot matches are a complete waste of time and nobody likes them.
>>558553016I'm not tho
The highest on my rape list are Tracer, Juno and Anran. Not because they turn me on the most, but because I think they'd be the most interesting to consider the implications of on their character development
flanking
a dark step
>>558553008>t got owned by lena poster
>>558553093You should touch some grass
>>558553062You are now cracka
>Cat is the other support>???>I'm the only one healing
>>558553247Why do you think all of cat's nerfs yesterday were for dps shit, she's the new dps moira.
>>558552921could doMy aim was getting better recently even at the high sens because i was following standard aiming advice for once but at 3.5 i couldn't even follow bots in the practice range lelmight get a bigger mousepad
anyone just got dc'd?
>>558553534sorry that was me
>>558552958>I don't say this as someone who is trying to force a meme>concord 3why not reply sincerely like you just did from the start? it's impossible to take any discussion seriously when tortanictards flood everywhere with hopes of the game failing or belonging to some "concordian timeline" when it genuinely looks cool as fuck. I played a couple hours of destiny 1 on ps4 when it came out and that's about it. the biggest problem for me is how they will handle aim assist and expansions going forward. either way, it looks like fun from what I've seen.
Why is there so much art of Emre and Freja being pumped out despite them being so boring as individuals? Is this the power of a hetero ship?
>>558553667they're conventionally attractive
>>558553247Cat shouldn't be able to deal any damage at all beyond quick melee. Too many people are fucking around as assassin cats, doing more harm to their own team than to the enemy team.While at it, tether should have a timer on it. Ain't no way this cat should be able to lift up a heavy ass Bastion or Mauga and casually fly around with them while Pharah can barely lift her own ass off the ground and stay afloat.
>>558553808The The's
>>558553061they don't exist in ranked but like I said, I just came back so I need a warm up but it's legit harder to win in QP (vs players) than in ranked, because you get shit like 6 dps vs 2x2x2 with all high mastery hero badges I have like <40% QP winrate vs 60% ranked
found a group of ppl that actually want to play with me... im so happyi eavesdropped a little bit on their discord call while they thought i was afk... "this Mercy is how we finally get to Diamond bro" aaaaahhhh they actually appreciate me... i didn't think i'd ever find a group... after years of ppl adding me then ghosting me after 2 games i finally found ppl that want me around
>>558553667Despite the stereotype of shippers obsessing over weird gay crackships most people love a canon relationship. They're also all over kiriko and mizuki
single target healers are painful with how long it takes to top someone off now, just boring as fuck fix it, I'm not playing lucio or mizuki
>>558553667Because they are so boring on their own, their relationship is the most notable thing about them
>only d.va counter is a better d.vacool character
>>558553667I really like their dynamic. They feel like two rape victims who knew each other pre-rape reconnecting through shared trauma bonding
>>558554005just do damage instead
>>558554063bro, your zarya?
>>558554183but what if i'm not in bronze?
moist kiri slit
>>558554280I forgot, beam no longer goes through defense matrix above bronze. mb bro.
>>558554280then u bubble the person dva is diving instead of urself
what the fuck i was literally on the payload and it said i wasnt like i was legit there it wasnt a ping diff or whatever I WAS ON IT
baptiste is a bitch
good morning gamers, waifufags
Lifeweaver and Baptise are aggressive predatory homosexuals. They keep hitting on other men and trying to ask who they are dating as if they were at a YMCA
>>558554953whats the green circle with three lines
>>558555050pornhub
>>558555226nuh-uh thats got orange on it LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR
WHY WON'T MCCREE FUCK ASHE?!
>>558555296Ashe wants to fuck Cole who wants to fuck Olivia who wants to fuck Siebren
>>558555050it's a program to collectively steal wifi from your neighbours and combine them into one giga wifi connection. I can't tell you the name because it is very very very very very illegal.
>>558555547what the
>>558553504man i feel fully cracked now just got a 70% illari game with 45% crit which is the best i've ever donethanks anons for highlighting my retardation
when people say moira's healing is fake baka
>>558555487Ashe wants to fuck CassCass wants to fuck EchoEcho wants to fuck everyoneEveryone wants to fuck The LenaThe Lena wants to fuck me
is it true Sombra and Widowmaker are no longer part of Talon
>>558555580okay fine, it's called manually breathing
>>558554183Banned
>>558555623I can barely get 40% 15 years of wow killed my aiming skills that's why I play no aim shotgun heroes now
I just picked Brigette on Havana
>>558555830Havana good time?
Hazard is fun but the only match I won recently was against a fresh D.Va player who didn't even know how to launch their ultShould I just stick to using him in 6v6? He's very dependent on supports and I notice half the time nobody is following up with me in 5v5
>>558555667The problem is how the majority of people play her. She's a very strong healer but most people spam damage orbs and try to be a flanking dps. Always ignore the retards claiming she's a bad healer because they don't know how to play her properly.
>>558553093For me, it's Illari, Brig and D.Va
>>558555785bro, your domina?
>>558555667>46% secondary fire accuracyhow do you have worse acc on moira than me on cass?
>>558555667kiri chan carry imho
>>558556141retard
>>558554280You clearly are if you think zarya is a bad pick against dva.
>>558555667>that tank to dps damage diffcan't believe people play 5v5
Thinking of drawing either Domina or Juno(fuck kiriko, she is trash) help me decide, anons.
>>558555296>>558555487>>558555674Ashe wants to fuck McCree who wants to fuck Pharah who wants to fuck Mercy who wants to fuck Genji who wants to fuck Tracer who wants to fuck Widowmaker who wants to fuck Reaper who wants to fuck Sombra who wants to fuck Juno who wants to fuck Wuyang who wants to fuck Anran who wants to fuck Soldier who wants to fuck Lifeweaver who wants to fuck Baptiste who wants to fuck Dva who wants to fuck Lucio who wants to fuck Kiriko who wants to fuck Doomfist who wants to fuck Mei who wants to fuck Roadhog who wants to fuck Echo who wants to fuck Junkrat who wants to fuck Domina who wants to fuck Sigma who wants to fuck Symmetra who wants to fuck Mauga who wants to fuck Junker Queen who wants to fuck Reinhardt who wants to fuck Brigitte who wants to fuck Hazard who wants to fuck Moira who wants to fuck Torbjorn who wants to fuck Ashe
>>558555667Quality not quantity
>>558515564No.
Maybe i'll be Tracer
>>558556356those are both flankers, they don't have any sustained dps. they kept up with getting kills while dealing less than half the damage the tank did.
>>558556128Banned
>>558556434Unfortunately, they've made it into a kid's cartoon, so nobody will be fucking anyone.I recommend people read books instead of play this game if you want adult situations.
I love brigitte
>>558556516marry me
I haven’t played this game since 2017 what am I in for?
>>558556516I'm already Tracer
>>558556434... who wants to fuck me who wants to fuck venture
>>558556647same i'll play her on any map any comp on any point (attack or defense)
>>558556416Juno, Domina smells like shit
>>558556609You have no idea what you're talking about.I get fucked every time I open Overwatch.
>>558556692London?
>>558556568bro, your reinhardt?
>>558556656mating presses
>>558556789NERF BASTION oh I thought we were doing a bit
>>558556739what a strange thing to say
Grinding every hero to level 5 for free goyboxes and holy shit this Hazard faggot is both boring and has annoying voicelines.
>>558556356>both brawl tanks just shoot each other while getting double pocketed by supportsnormal plat stats
>>558557007anglo issue
>>558557007what do you expect from a Brittard
>>558556826Banned
>>558557224bro, your doomfist?
>>558556356Heroes like sombra vendetta and tracer can get a kill with 200-300 damage they dont need to deal 2500dmg for a single kill retard. Keep picking soldier and focusing on enemy tank for faux dmg points.
Do we respect Anran players or do we think she's dishonest?
>>558557672More honest than Genji
>tank picks junker queen>we automatically lose the game>tank picks junker queen>we automatically lose the game >tank picks junker queen>we automatically lose the game >
>>558557672top 5 dishonest heroes rn
>be mei>keep placing wall to separate enemy tank from their healers and gangrape them with your team
>>558520420Very kissable feet.
>>558557630well did you add her?
>>558557780that's what playing the only honest tank gets you
>>558557672I fear she will end up like Freja where she does DoT to reduce the burst complaints but people find her actually more annoying than "honest hitscans" and ban her when she is viable.
>>558557007i actually like scottish people but this nigga is so repulsivei enjoy his gameplay thobeit
>>558557672Very dishonest. She keeps saying nooo anon don't touch me, stay away from me freak etc.
>>558558064Hog.
the state of QP in MR is absolutely busted you'll constantly have shit like 5 dps 1 sup vs 2x2x2 all with hero mastery icon (high lvl) and if you lose 2 in a row, you get put vs bots and it goes on and on and on infinity my guess is that they constantly put solo players vs premades for some reason, and it's just impossible to win half the time I'm SVP but you just can't do much solo vs so much healing (premade) vs my OW qp stats, pic speaks for itself btw not all are stomps, despite x-0 score everywhere>why you play QP to warm up, I haven't played in a week. I'm surprised MR is not dead yet (most people play QP), because this has been going on since release pretty much there is only so much you can do with free cosmetics bribe
>>558557630>raikov!He would totally do this
>>558558192lol
>>558557007His gameplay is his saving grace
>>558557672she adds too much screen clutter awful hero imo.
>>558552130>marathonDafran told me it was shit though
>>558558258Simply do not play Rivals then.
>>558558638is there anything dafran enjoys playing?
how to drop endorsement level without getting banned? having lvl 5 makes me feel like a cuck
Have they fixed the fucking offline status bug yet?
>>558558638>>558558769I honestly used to like his streams but I think the meds finally passed the blood brain barrier or something. he seems even more retarded than usual these days...
>>558557283Dogshit
>>558557891it's funny when they start targeting you just to die even more
>>558535610Have you ever read the scorpion and the frog?
it was so worth "watching" for 13 hrs on twitch I'm only disappointed that the skin has the green hue (in her cabin) because of the light
when I play tank I get dogshit DPS and Supportswhen I play DPS I get dogshit Tank and SupportsWhen I play Support I get dogshit Tank and DPSez as
>>558559449sounds like a you problem desu beit
>>558550903The vendetta bans will continue.
>>558559449>he can't carrydeary me
>>558558769no
>>558559449Easiest to carry on DPS, they have the most agency and rely the least on their team.
>>558559589I never said I was losing the games
Man Venture is fun too bad she looks like she just got off the short bus
>>558559695exquisite bait
>>558559852Saying this in game will get you banned, and not because you called her retarded.
>>558559852https://vocaroo.com/11GcKkIvwLFI
>>558559942Tanks rely on supports a lot and if the enemy has DPS you can't deal with that are long range and raping your team you're shit out of luck.If you play support and your team is just playing like crap, constantly breaking LoS, doesn't peel so you can't focus on healing, etc. there's nothing you can do.
>>558560162didnt read
>still no rule34 with new mercy mythicdefend this
>>558560239haggard
>>558559992The AI’s delivery sounds like she’s talking about someone getting physically slashed
The Brigitte brought herself donutsYou don't get any, fuck you.
I rabu ow, it's one of my fav games of all time but the only thing i don't like about it is it's not suitable for crazy shit like 16v16 deathmatch unlike bf,tf2,hl1 or halo. I just wanna join a match kill some niggas and leave whenever i want sometimes, not push a dumb cart with 5 other retards.
>>558560323AI? That's a real line.
>>558560203Yes, idiots tend to struggle with words. Don't worry, just ask your mom for a picturebook.
just released a massive doomfist in the toilet
>>558559852looks are less important (it's an fps game) it's the fact that she speaks like a total retardeven worse she's a mexican or some other brown SA shit
>>558560460What's wrong with arcade deathmatch?
>>558560629She/He is spaniard tho, retarded american.
>>558561681Why does she have like no accent
I played for the first time in years, zenyatta is my guy
>see a xitter post about if people would like mama hong in the game>the replies call it racist and fatphobicWE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHINGKIRIKO SAMEFACE FOREVER
>>558561745https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uWYCY9Rmpo8
>>558561745because her whole joke is that you cannot tell what the fuck that creatura isVenture looks both feminine and masculineIts voice sounds both boyish and girlish at the same time. Its made like that by design, so you cant put a proper gender on her for sure. so the only thing they could attempt to give her as a personality is being a quirky chungus.its pure corporate slop, thats why it sucks. it has nothing to do with gender or whatever. Lifeweaver is much more likeable and generally more charming character.
>>558561234mystery deathmatch? alright mode, normal deathmatch? i'd rather go to bed, close my eyes, and imagine myelf playing overwatch, too many annoying heroes.
>>558562108just 2 canadians being canadian
>>558562108When are we gonna get a Quebecois for an actually white Canadian
>>558562151Venture is a failed attempt at androgyny, it's very blatantly a woman being played by a woman. All the confusion just comes from the in-game model being ugly compared to the art
>>558562303oooo that's some monkey's paw shit right there
>>558562151She’s very obviously a woman, gruff and tomboyish but still a woman. Like the other anon said it’s a failure of androgyny. But then again there’s a lot of enby’s that are just blatantly male or female
>>558562303You do know overwatch takes place in 2070's right? It's probably half black half indian by then, just look at the fucking signs in that one canadian push map
>>558562465>half blackWe have waaaay more asians, might as well give us a boba drinking Kevin Nguyen
What If enemy team stays on the payload and melts my team like It's a hivemind command?My team already has two heals, two dps and one tank. Aside from getting good, who do I choose and what can I do to help my team and maybe possibly disrupt the enemy team momentum? Help
>>558562408>Very obviously a womannot it isnt? and posting the skintight suit skin doesnt prove your point, men in metal gear have bigger asses than that, you are thinking of him/her as a girl because thats what you would rather have.
what are you supposed to do against ramattra as bastion? his cooldown is better than yours and his ult is an i win button without much counterplay
>>558562624>looks like a chopped woman >her voice is that of a (retarded) woman come on now, you faggots cannot be for real funniest part is that her VA's regular voice is beautiful
>>558559106skill issue
>>558561975>>the replies call it racist and fatphobicIt's literally from Kung Fu Hustle, a famous Chinese movie. Those people are fucking retarded, I remember watching it during one of my Chinese courses.
>>558562624You must be surrounded by some incredibly effeminate men
>>558562916Men are extremely effeminate nowadays, they use more make up than women.
>>558562756>what are you supposed to do against [tank] as [dps]wait for alec dawson to kill himself
>>558561975i saw someone call mizuki's HAT racist
>>558561975>the replies call it racist and fatphobichow many of those people have their own face in their pfp? and how many of them are americans?
Mercy players need to be burned alive
>>558562756Just shoot him? lmao
>>558561975Pearl clutching on twitter? No way
>>558563089You're in the wrong place buddy >>>/r9k/
>>558563083All of them were american with anime profile pics lmfao
Mercy players need to be kissed on the lips
For me it's the one Turk that was freaking out that Emre's ultimate line is in Finnish
>>558563089Mercy players need to be cuddled
Hablarán de mi muerte a lo largo de la historia.
so do we just have to accept we'll regularly get booted out of games cus the servers shit themselves?
>>558563405Hasn't happened to me.
>>558563317ara ve yok et
>>558563221color me unsurprised
>>558563315>>558563320What about Queen players?
>>558561975None of the people who want her in game would play tank or buy her skins. The design was good for a laugh but that's what it should remain.
>>558564162You'd say the same thing about the cat
>>558563135>he waits until he's low then uses his cooldown and owns you
>queue tank>get mercy player>avoid>queue again>get TWO mercy playersliterally hydra
>people still don't know you're supposed to shoot Domina's ult
I like anran
>>558564247And I still would about that overstatted abuseable piece of shit
>>558564357extremely high iq player base, please understand.
None of us like Juno, right?
>>558564321What's wrong with mercy when you're tank? She heals you and revives you. I like it. Give me her and Ana and I'm a happy tank.
>>558564647I like Juno.
>>558564647We love her.
>>558564737>>558564737>>558564737Hey fellas! New thread a bit early cause the OP had to be updated.Move over when ready!!!
>>558564734Ew>>558564763Maybe if you like ugly chicks...we love Anran here
I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
Not joining the schizo thread.make another.
another faggot shitposting op, amazing
>>558564969>>558564971Explain how it's schizo or shitposting? Please let me know. I got rid of the retarded stadium shit you fuckers keep ruining threads over, changed the conquest week to 3, and added the Rush gameplay trailer
>>558564910That's...horrible
Stadium is a failed meme mode and it doesn't need to be in the OP
>>558563382tf this garbage I got baited by the thumbnail, ACK
>>558565360Stadium is fine but it doesn't need to be in the OP I agreeIt's obnoxious that you retards have ruined threads over it for the past year
>>558565549people just wanna fuck up /owg/ and will use any excuse
proper thread?
>my marvel rivals main friend says how stadium is awesome >just saw ig reels or yt shorts of it>plays it once>"nah bro i prefer overwatch now"figures
>>558562624>>558562995
>finally get a good team who are all friendly and competent>refuse to accept invitation to stay as team as I don't wanna seem clingy
