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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m
Main Story Chapter 5 is out
02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR
02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection
02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR
02/26 - 03/07 - Legend Races
Early March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firm
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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I wish more people played Party Dash. Uma Basketball is my favorite party game since Duck Game.
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Remember when actions happened instantly when you clicked instead of "connecting..." for 5 seconds each click?
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>>558533934
Not interested in nigger sports.
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Do you still get the effects of skin debuffs like massive statdown and mood down if you get it at December senior?
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>>558534017
nyo
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>>558534007
same
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What would you order on a movie ̶d̶a̶t̶e̶ outing with your trainee?
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>>558534017
no bad effects happen during the URA portion of the career
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>>558534067
fake, the bucket would be empty
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>>558534092
>>558534048
Okay thanks
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I love Rice
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>>558534067
Nothing, eating food while watching movies annoys everyone, movie food is also garbage. If you order food to watch a movie I know you're a low IQ subhuman that will likely become obese in their 20s.
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>>558534184
You're so cool for not liking popcorn
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>>558534207
I don't know anybody that thinks popcorn is anything other than mid
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Dirt umas
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>>558534184
INTP coded post
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Reminder Global will always be second fiddle, you will never get anything nips won't have already received, but JP will always have plenty of exclusive events that will never be translated over.
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>They're clicking on 4 different menus in MANT each turn
Couldn't be me, I just get my chinese cheats to tell me what's available
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Why is Dotoposter being so mean
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>>558534340
How many Rikos did you get from your 100 free Riko pulls in JP bwo
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>>558534405
They're the worst posters, even worse than teiofags
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blacked taiki is canon?
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>>558534184
>In their 20's
we got a fucking baby talking
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>>558534346
Holy fuck
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>>558534067
I'd go to one of those fancier theatres that serve burgers.
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Why is Gold City so mean?
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>>558534346
Kinda remind me of the good old days of Kancolle Viewer
that game was unplayable without it
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>>558534340
This but unironically. Globaltards will never get kino KFC collabs nor any global exclusive uma. Anyone paypigging in global is an unironic cuck who will be funding JP-only content.
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>>558534645
Bro??
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>>558534184
>not enjoying a hot pretzel and beer in a middle-class theater while watching Redditsaw Man
ngmi
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>>558534439
teiobros are a menace to themselves
dotofags are a menace to others
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>>558534678
is cinemark middle class?
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Watching the number go up while fan farming is fun..
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If you know how cygames updates uma, you'd know they sooner pay kfc extra for the collab to show up in global than to remove it.
they're basically hardstuck to these old commits they can't alter, all they can do is push up an update faster but they can't change scenario mechanics or the order of banners etc
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>he actually deleted it
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>>558534648
...oh my god...they're gonna localize KFC to avoid license shit
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>>558533934
Too expensive, too few games, doesnt give any goodies like it did in JP release.
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>>558534346
Things that will save is in MANT
>china
>sweepy
Things that won't save us in MANT
>cygames
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>>558534769
>>sweepy
thank you sam altman
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>>558534678
How fat are you
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>>558534709
Where I'm from it is. Their locations specifically avoid ghetto areas.
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Genshin managed to have a maccas collab in the states so a KFC collab isn't impossible
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Why doesnt KFC just take the free promotion from the global?
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>>558534853
because theyre retarded and hate money
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>>558534757
It's going to be UFC lmao.
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>>558534747
easy on the copium bugs
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>>558534853
Nobody said they weren't, it's all schizo posturing.
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>looking for the third wheel front
I just cannot escape the child bride, can i
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>>558534667
My bad, I just woke up and feeling too hype for Ardan right now
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>>558534067
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>>558534648
Unironically True.
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I can't find the dumb face smart falcon makes in her career, it's her staring straight forward with her neutral expression
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Hope we get the best uma one day
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>>558534820
160lbs. Don't tell me you actually think you gain Slow Metabolism just from eating at the theaters once in a while.
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>>558534986
I uploaded the wrong pic too. Ugh
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>>558534184
>in their 20s

Bro you're young what the fuck are you doing here already
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>>558535087
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>>558535105
Lel manlet
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>>558535171
based thanks
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>>558535171
She's so fucking ugly, I love her
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>>558534451
>>558535157
Did I write my post badly or something? I didn't imply my age at all, I just said people that eat cinema food will become obese in their 20s. Will you think I'm an infant if I say that people usually get potty trained before they are 2 years old, faggots?
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Nutted 4 times to Ai-chan AI slop I made myself
Now I'm ready to play some careers
Life is good
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Reminder that umas gossip and giggle with each other talking about what chocolate they gave to their trainers
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>>558535369
>2 years old
holy underageb&
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>>558535369
literal 2 year old posting here
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>>558535369
uooohhhhh
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>>558535490
Calm down teiobro
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Look what you did I have to watch 15 different videos because you fags only share misinformation
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wow great sparks i think my parent is done!
1 wit
3 pace
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>>558535539
what information are you looking for bwo...
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>>558535393
>you can train a mob and have a wife for life
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>>558535539
I'd believe it if those were r34 pages
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>>558535539
mmm nyes brain nourishment
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I'M TAKING GRASS BACK TO AMERICA AND MAKING HER DAB
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>>558535539
What misinfo?
>runaway
>smaru
>front mayano
If runaway fails, mayano is in a good position to shoot up.
>no taiki
>fuji unique is bad
>front pasa gets eaten by proper fronts
>other fronts have terrible aptitudes and no skills

Also, semi-consistent fast learner
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>>558534905
I wish City''s hair was a little more golden in colour, it doesn't pop as well in-game
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>>558535884
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But what is Grass wondering about?
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>>558535969
The deeper mysteries of Buddhism and Shinto
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>>558535969
being insecure and fighting against fodder level umas
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>american races
>distances aren't measured in corollas
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>>558535785
holy shit based
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>>558535785
NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME TOREINA I'M A YAMATO NADESHIKO
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UMARICA! FUCK YEAH!
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>>558534340
Not even mentioning the needless censorship translator seem addicted to, finding out they censored the "Master" chocolate in VBourbon's intro is rather agitating
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I haven't taken a shower in days and I stink. which uma is for me?
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>>558534346
Anons always post their cheats but never a download... We've never gotten the one that predicts choice outcomes either...
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>>558536346
Stinko Windo
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>>558534346
this should be the default PC UI
the normal one SUCKS
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>>558536346
Falco love that dick cheese
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>>558536346
Teio
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>>558536346
Seiun Sky.
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>>558534769
>No commits in 2 days
Sweepy is dead
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>>558534346
Okay now give me which Hachimi mod is that
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Mamboooooooo!
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>>558534439
This, what's sadder is that it may even be just one guy.
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>MANT posting
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>>558536572
Mamboooo
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>>558536492
No... Sweepy burned out...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FCUK
I NEED AN UMA OL COSPLAY GF DAUGHTER MOMMY WIFE
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH
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>>558536617
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umagine
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>>558534439
Like Doto, Dotoposters are EVIL
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>be a group b warlord
>don't need meta cards
>don't need to torture umas in trackblazer
Life is good
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Why did they have to make Ardan a canonical lesbian? She is cute and sexy and I want to roll for her, but her being a flaming homosexual makes it depressing and hollow
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>>558536572
>>558536617
Soon...
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>>558536828
rape
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>>558536904
Nyoo I want consensual missionary only
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umas for this feel?
https://files.catbox.moe/0p69fg.jpg
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>>558536980
sex/umapyoi is better when you don't have consent
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>>558537016
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>>558537016
all the student council
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>>558537092
>menhera
PLEASE DON'T BE A LIE HOLY SHIT
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>>558537192
>he doesn't know
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>>558537192
>he doesn't know
you are in for a treat anon
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>>558537192
>he is violently unaware
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>>558537092
My wife is not dumb!
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oh my god I'm googling "menhera horse girls"
I will find her
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>>558537192
how did you miss all the stillposting despite being interested in uma
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>>558537231
>>558537245
>>558537267
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>>558537290
you're right, she's just straight up retarded
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gn /uma/
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>>558537336
Her thoughts are jus too fast for her brain to catch up, just like her running
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>>558537016
Gentildonna unironically
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>>558537319
newfag
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>getting 500 wit before debut
Damn I wish we could do that in global
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>>558537192
I don't think she's a menhera. She's more than that
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>>558536624
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>>558537192
Sorry to tell you but Still is just a normal lovestruck maiden when she's not being batshit insane about racing.
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Digitan LOVE
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>>558536346
Is something wrong with your body? You shouldn't stink just cause you didn't shower for a couple days. It takes me over a month of no showers to stink. Though if I open my legs after 2 or so weeks of not showering my balls do smell really bad. So I gues maybe you are specifically talking about your balls and maybe your pits being stinky
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>>558537492
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>>558537428
Too big
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>>558537492
>You shouldn't stink just cause you didn't shower for a couple days.
Bro...
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I FOUND HER
>only released in JP she's years away
FUCK FUCK FUCK
maybe her story's on the youtubes
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>>558537546
There is no way her story isn't translated on youtube. She's way too popular.
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>>558534340
we get to (somewhat) not fall for the countless shitty bait cards cyjew puts out. JP takes the bullet forever since we'll never catch up
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Nice Nature the abusive wife!
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hlA5K2sA8_k
oh my god
why did you fuckers not tell me about her?!
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>>558537546
The cutest
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>>558537546
her story was kinda peak
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>>558537641
this nigga walks into communities for the first time and goes WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME
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>>558537539
If you stink after just a couple days of not showering you are either fat and sweating a lot, you live in a very hot climate or you suffer from some sort of condition.
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>Buttered
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>>558537641
sir this is the global /uma/ general, she won't be here for another 4 years
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>>558537694
Bro...
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>>558537546
The real uma was also a yandere btw
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I got 5 mood down events this career, and it's not even classic year yet. Is there an achievement for this or can I safely glue the run?
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>>558537754
noooooooooo
please not that long, goddamnit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO7pBSC3TX0
This will have to make do in the meantime.
I'm so fucking pulling for her.
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>>558537546
Found what?
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>>558537546
someone post the rapier training gif
I know one of you has it
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>roll 200 on kawakami fine
>get 1LB fine
>upgrade it with 2 anni selectors to 3lb
any reason why I shouldnt do this
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>>558534340
Cool story but I can't read moon runes. Catching up for PvP without whaling also seems like a fool's errand.
All localizers belong in the torment nexus though.
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>>558537794
Most people are fat or live in hot climates, your AI even agrees with me about the 2 weeks date, which is when balls and pits start getting stinky. Though you can still smell fine if you don't raise your hand or spread your legs
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why can't I get 8k SP at least aaaiieeee
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https://poal.me/73dif0
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https://poal.me/73dif0
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>>558537962
satono crown armpits
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>>558537861
You're F2P out of principle. But then why are you even playing gacha.
I guess since MANT you race a lot you will have a lot of skills so missing a couple due to low wit is no big deal so fine isn't that important
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it's 4am and I'm watching Still In Love be the cutest most adorable thing I've ever seen. Holy shit. I thought she'd be a raving lunatic like Yuno Gasai or something but she's incredibly sweet, shy, and modest too, not just a psycho
she's fucking PERFECT
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>>558537810
>Director arrives too early and fails her BoFA event
>-mood
>4th race in a row
>loses
>race fatigue
>-30 stats
>skin cond
>immediatly procs
>mood from Great to Bad in one turn
Umazing. And I even saved Tazuna for exact moment like this. Didn't really help that much lmao.
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>>558537858
nyo
I don't have it
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>>558537641
She's coming in june-july 2028 on global
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I wish Still had bigger tits...
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>>558537794
>tfw when i've gone an entire month without showering and no one notices
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>>558538042
Have fun. Still's career was one of the best written ones of last year.
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7 and I do not glue this run because of the result of this click
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>>558538245
>no one notices
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>>558538227
I respect you anon, but this is the worst wish I have ever heard
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>>558538245
Licking your pits counts as showering
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yippee
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>>558538227
Still's perfectly flat tits are perfect and sexy
her having big bouncy tits would distract from her design of being scary with a broken psyche because the tits would distract you from paying attention to her crazy expressions
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umas that shower vs umas that do not shower
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Uma Musume should do Collabs with VTubers!
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>>558538272
this card has to be the biggest gaslight to date. I've never seen the second step of this stupid useless event
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>>558538305
Why? I'm not asking for cow tits, just a bit bigger since she's pretty small imo
>>558538360
That's a fair take
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>>558538369
>Rice
>Everyone else
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>>558538450
>Why?
The other anon already explained, I have nothing to add
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>>558538559
Understandable, have a nice day anon
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>>558537940
How good is the new wit card?
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:(
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>SiL posting
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>>558537192
Every uma is a menhera at this point like what the fuck mood downs every fucking turn
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>>558538042
She's crazy but she tries to be normal
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>>558538438
>people doublesparked for this
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>>558538669
very good
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>>558538559
nice pic
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>>558538802
And the event chain? Is it funny too?
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they need to nerf falco
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Last Thread
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>>558538373
They collabed with Hololive recently
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>New Still fan being born right this moment
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>>558538829
Gyarufest
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>>558538898
sweet
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>>558538841
teio HATE
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Why did Cygays let Marche steal Ebayan's thunder?
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>>558538841
>making mant bakushin
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>>558538438
I've never completed this event once.
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>>558538841
>teio hate policy
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>>558538438
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sex?
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Why is Mhein Kraft so fucking big?
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>>558538841
Need Taiki
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>>558534346
>all the important data in one panel
I'll use that IF it doesn't cheat the RNG events.
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>>558539054
cause she's a mare
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>>558538841
why is black in the circle but nigger isn't?
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>>558539008
with Rice
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>>558538856
nyes
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>>558538838
HER CM
HER TRACK
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>>558538841
we HATE teio around here
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>>558538960
I borrowed her five times. Two times she never showed up at all, three times she failed the event asap (thanks for +4 wit)
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We love Sweepy and we hate clankers
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I'm not gay but............................
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>>558538438
>he doomped 400 on a mediocre pal card
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>>558539171
wtf
she's naked
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France Scenario
>chasing the dream of winning L'arc for japan
>El Condor Pasa kino story
>French NPC umas are cute and good looking
American Scenario
>made only because the company's nepobaby scammed a BCC
>unironically trying to make Forever Slut the face of the game for winning mudslime cups and disrespecting the true GOAT Almond eye (Long F)
>have the ugliest niggers ever made as npc umas
What do Cygames mean by this
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>>558539227
breeding this bokumanko breeding this bokumanko breeding this bokumanko breeding this bokumanko breeding this bokumanko breeding this bokumanko breeding this bokumanko breeding this bokumanko breeding this bokumanko breeding this bokumanko
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>>558539227
It's damn unfortunate they made Aimi an NPC.
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>>558539227
it's ok we love boys here
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>>558539227
imagine being seduced by Casino and Fuji at the same time
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Are you supposed to ship the umas with each other or jerk off to them?
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>>558539298
okay but why is she in swimsuit
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>>558539054
Why is she called Minecraft?
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>>558539318
Game is slowly dying so they don't care anymore
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holy shit her story is sad.
>nobody notices her at all
>invisible presence
NO WONDER SHE'S ALL FUCKED UP I HATE YOU ALL SUCH ASSHOLES SHE EXISTS
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>>558539402
You're supposed to ship them with (You). Especially mares.
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>>558539318
rushed scenario, the original was postponed
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>>558539324
>she is listed amount the trainable umas unlike other uma NPCs
uhhhh yeah gotta wait
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>>558539116
Not all mares
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>>558539318
Come back when Ai manages to actually win anything of note overseas
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>>558539318
>almond wash
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sweepy's sweaty sweepie
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>>558539523
Urara is actually decently sized it's just not obvious
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>>558539523
that's a filly
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>>558539318
They are pandering to globalbabs to make them want to stick with the game for the next 6 years
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>>558539318
>(Long F)
I wonder why
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>>558539523
She's 140CM and 74 Bust size. She has the potential to become bigger
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So Red Desire being head over heels for Vodka wasn't some gaslight or fanon?
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>>558539658
>lost Yasuda Kinen twice
She should be Mile B lmao.
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>>558538359
Heroic speed
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>>558539658
At least she doesn't have to do a humilation ritual like Vodka does...
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holy shit it's been a while since Palmer raped me
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world first biko +30 energy event that didn't appear right after well rested
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>>558539696
Wait for her release first
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>>558539483
Because she is BVILT
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>>558539747
she keeps raping me constantly, at least now she doesn't take much life force
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THIS BITCH HAS NEW VOICE LINES
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>>558539658
>Lost to Nishino Urara in debut
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Which way toreina man?
Flat mare or booba mare
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>>558539747
It was way worse before the events buff. -10 energy or worse, can't remember specifics for some shitty stat gain.
Now it's an INSANE +25 stat gain and good hint for fronts for measly -5 energy. It's a good event now.
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>>558539747
At least it isn't -15 Energy anymore.
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>>558539838
both
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>>558539731
true
and the all 7G1s uma Japan Cup is pretty kino
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Uma Musume is Falco game
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>>558539558
>gets 1 win in the only relevant dirt region
>lost the previous year's bcc and kentucky derby
Come back when you win a triple crown overseas
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>>558539939
Curren set her up
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>>558539939
me and my club
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>>558539939
And people call Curren the whore when she's only for (You).
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>>558539939
Curren in a wig
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>>558539939
They should stop making Falco alt uniques dirt only so she can rape turfniggers again
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>>558539838
busty stallions
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>>558539961
1 scam*
Sovereignty would have won by 2 lenghts lmao
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>>558540047
implying anyone can match such roundness with just a wig
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>>558539859
yes this is why we hate Palmer
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>>558539961
>Come back when you win a triple crown overseas
nta but has that ever happened?
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Post your favourite horse
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>>558535171
Not a whole lot going on behind those eyes either
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>>558540241
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>>558540241
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>>558540376
god he is so fluffy
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>>558540221
A foreign horse winning? Hell no. The US Triple Crown is also so competitive only 13 horses have ever won it
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>>558540241
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>>558540221
That triple crown is ridiculously hard considering how close the races are together and how hard american dirt is to run on
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>>558540241
She's me (trans)
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>>558540376
T-that’s…!
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>>558540241
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>>558540241
Deutsche Qualität
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This thread will be better
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>>558540241
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Flatlining is so comfy bwos but I need to grind 10 million more fans
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>>558540467
>only 13 horses have ever won it
iirc that number is bigger than for most part 1 countries
I think only UK has more at 15 Triple Crowns
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>>558540241
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>>558539939
Why did Flash let her do this
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She's so fucking hot
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>>558540538
based :3
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>the humiliation ritual of grass being forced to dance the uma in the usa song
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Career stats are fake
i'm 100% sure King Halo is able to win the Derby with fully 100 less stamguts than Vodka in their careers
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>>558540876
What did cygames mean by this
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>>558540241
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AIEEE sweep tosho SR save me!
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>>558540241
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>King Wedding comes with Mile A
what the fuck
that's P2W
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>>558537858
>>558537546
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i can be assed to farm anymore knowing this shit is going to get power crept by mant in a few weeks
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>>558541063
Wait until you see Cafe's alts
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>>558540949
I'm having better results with Riko, Kita, Fuku speed and I don't even have FM
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>>558541063
Well you married her after all, that raised her mile.
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I love my cute imouto!
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>>558538764
1 anon even went as far as 600. Crazy fuck
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>>558540876
When will it be her turn
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>>558541070
how does this help in the racists
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>>558540742
>UK's last Triple Crown winner was in 1970
Kek. That's rough
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>japs can just straight up gen parents like it's fucking pokemon now
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>>558541095
I'm having horrible results with matikane speed. If I used an actual speed card in her place this would waste like 50-100 stats by overcapping speed before the end
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>>558541246
She's not a filly
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>>558541086
can still make parents
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>>558540330
That's rich, coming from Mrs. Soulless Eyes.
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>>558541316
From what I read, it's because owners get more stud value from going to other European countries than finishing the triple crown, so even if their horse wins the first two legs, they just don't finish it lol
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>>558540068
>ground_type==2
This is the gayest shit I've read today.
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>>558541018
This is cute. I like how excited he gets after getting it in the basket.
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>>558540241
What's a horse?
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>>558541446
She was too strong, so they chained her to dirt.
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>>558541316
>Maruzensky is Nijinsky's son (the last UK Triple Crown winner)
>was barred from entering the JP Triple Crown races
The lore...
>>558541423
Oh yeah, I remember reading that too about one of the L'Arc winners. Fucking jews
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>>558540241
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>>558540241
big doggo
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>>558539790
So thats what VF looks like, what a chad
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>>558540827
ehehe :3
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>>558541562
I want this
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>>558540538
VF...
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>>558539804
What kind of cunny abomination is a Nishino Urara
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>>558541573
Are you so gay and a cuck that the first thing that goes into your mind after seeing Vivlos and another guy is VF?
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>>558541641
He is currently the highest ranked vivlos player in JP, after all.
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>>558540241
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>>558541729
He really is legit good in this game. Shamfur dispray for the nips
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>>558541664
Vivlos is VF's wife
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w-we can't do it here...
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>>558541562
Having your dog and cat sleep on your nap is already the best feeling there is so I want at least one time in my life to experience it with a horse. I wanna own a pet horse
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>>558540241
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>>558539658
Based Nakayama
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>>558540876
Is Nishino Flower's armpits visible in game?
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>>558541893
get a pony
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>>558538227
that red thread of fate? tied around my shaft.
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>>558540241
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This should be remade but with smiling Oguri faces
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if sirius is for female fans why is she so big
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>>558542104
She is also for Torenas that want to be called a puppy
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>>558542104
I blush a bit everytime I imagine she pull my tie and put her hand on my chin calling me puppy-chan.
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>>558542197
Need standing reverse paizuri
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>>558541993
nyo I want a horse
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>>558542104
Sirius's IRL jockey followed me back on twitter after I said Sirius is the hottest derby winner
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>>558541018
Sometimes animals just know
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>>558542364
I think Ramonu is the ugliest hag.
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>>558542356
bro is getting an invite to the symboli island...
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>>558542104
I love mentally unstable sirius sisters
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Ramonu is a CHILD
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>>558542356
Based
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>>558542104
Is this true, chat?
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>>558542457
don't say that....
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>>558542621
yes. rudolf was the golden child. sirius was the middle child who overperformed expectations and got crushed
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>>558542664
I think Rudolf is the most attractive hag.
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>>558542621
Oguri and Tamamo are horses though
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>>558542621
As if I needed any more reasons to hate those fucking frogs.
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>>558542621
>Rudolf managed to avoid it with an injury
Truly a blessed horse
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>>558542664
tanuki rudolf was banned dozens of threads ago
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>Sirius went from a prideful horse to one afraid of people
Now imagine the umamusume equivalent of Sirius acting like that
GOD THAT IS HOT
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prepare your balls
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>>558542680
Even Rudolf was rundown somewhat. He raced with poor health, while suffering from diarrhea. Owner put him in anyway for 1984 Japan Cup. Seems like that guy was just a ruthless psychopath and a classic example of horse owners that couldn't give the slightest fuck about their possessions.
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but where does Kris S fit into this
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cygames indirectly killed sweepy by adding 2 niggers
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lol
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>>558542971
The older and boomer nips are actually just like that with animals. I know a friend whose dad snapped their puppy's neck because he found the dog very noisy and wouldn't shut up
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>>558543067
sweepy WOULD say this
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hag LOVE
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>>558543139
...
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>>558543067
NOOOO MY MANT SAVIOR
HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE MANT NOW
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>>558533882
>has an uma daughter
>still larping as a human
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>Watashi no Ai to
>Anata no Ai ga
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Marche only wears the puppet because her hand is really fucked up looking
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>>558543067
dangerous umanigs RAPE poor hardworking chinese trainer...
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>>558543067
>cheater gets buckbroken after he sees 2 palette swaps of L'Arc mobs
LMAO
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>>558543027
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwRDg3plVtI
He'll be forever torn away from his best friend Deep Impact
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>>558543067
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>>558543067
Why are chinamen a bunch of snowflakes regarding male interactions and black people in gachas
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>>558543284
recessive uma genes
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>>558543067
KWAB
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>>558539696
She behaves like that with other Umas... That's not a Vodka exclusive interaction
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>>558542457
Wrong.
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>>558543067
Why would some chink be affected by this
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>>558541925
HOLY SHIT
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>>558538360
Still isn't flat she's like a B-cup
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>>558543302
I forget, are Tachyon/Satono's hands even modelled underneath their sleeves or is it just a void
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which uma would you fug, ebayan, rulership or marche
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>>558543682
ebayan
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>>558543302
Explain this atheist
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>>558543067
>cyjews is diseased
He might be onto something
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>>558543682
>lists 2 stallions and 1 mare
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>>558543682
Tagteaming sex with Cheval Grand and Rulership and them going feral after I call one of them by the wrong name
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>>558543139
>hag acts like an autist outside
>hag drains you like a succubus when you are alone
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>>558543752
This is a blue board you can't go posting this shit here. Now I will have to masturbate and it is your fault
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>>558542621
While it's true that horses were poorly handled back then sirius would have jobbed anyway. All he did was winning the dahby and they thought it would be enough to dominate overseas whenway better horses already failed spectacularly, jfc. That's like if they sent Special fraud instead of El to win L'arc
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>>558543437
kek what a cutie
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>>558542074
it should be Oguri and Tazuna
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>>558543850
Perfect.
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>>558543067
Sorry dancho but I'm quitting next month
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>>558542104
>for female
but she calls you Papi
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when's takuto
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>>558543682
PUPPET BLOWJOB WOO WOO
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>>558544114
Somewhere between 6 months and never ever
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>>558543067
If theres no SWEEPY for Trackblazer Im quitting FUCK
>>558543978
Dont do this to us now.
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Hag hour?
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>>558543067
what a chud kek
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>sweepnigger too retarded to do actual dev work
>blames it on nigger umas
kek
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>>558543067
>chink and a redditor
Hmmm I'm nyoooooticing
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I can't help but imagine her using her puppet to say "Nigger" all the time in American scenario. And also in general, saying obscene and offensive things. So hot.
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>>558544267
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>>558541562
falco at the back
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>>558543067
MANT will unironically be unplayable without any kind of auto
>>558543978
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
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>>558544307
isn't he (canadian chink) just ripping it off from the chinks (mainlanders) anyway?
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>>558540241
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>>558544458
SWEEPY DONT LOOK
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>>558544403
all he did was fork the original bot, yeah
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big......
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>>558544307
So that's why
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I wonder if they're going to add the MANT shop into the side bar, kinda like how shoes were added for clubs.
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>>558544458
Wack ass thumbnail
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>>558544458
The coonamusumes...
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>>558544307
>>558544403
he's the only person who cracked reading the stat gains. all other repos tried and failed
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>>558544458
I FUCKIG THOUGHT THOSE MOUTHS WERE DICKSUCKING LIPS FROM THE THUMBNAIL AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>558534067
Her obviously.
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>>558544114
contrail first
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>>558544458
The thumbnail makes them have nigger lips kek
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>>558544458
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>trackblazer kills /uma/ even before it launches
How can one scenario be so powerful
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sweepy was right
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>>558544458
I LOVE THIS
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>>558535171
HOEH ARIGATO
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>>558544656
I can't unsee it lmao
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HAG
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Uma with this feel?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QP5f_Bgj6Xw?si=9Z3Hiikp2tdIOsHm
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>>558544458
Kimi to aiba nigga
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>>558543067
They them because they are literately two niggas.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWYvRO1Vx_Q

>that Kris S solo
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>All the Umas I find attractive or nice are months of not years away
How do you cope bros?
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I want MANT and I want it now
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>>558545018
read fanarts, that's what I do
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>>558544458
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When do we get next months schedule
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>>558545138
March 1st
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>>558545125
imagine grabbing that hand puppet and throwing it to the ground and stomping on it until you leave shoemarks on its stupid face
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>>558545105
Man...
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AAAAH DO NOT POST TRANSCEND ART
IM GONNA GOSLING
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>browse the thread
>decide to to a run at the same time
>it's been 2 hours and still not done
Somehow, this doesn't seem to be very efficient...
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I want a hug...I'm sick of being alone
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>>558544458
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>>558539790
Umas in America...
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>>558544458
This is what it looked like in the thumbnail
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>>558545194
hey buddy how about fuck you
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>>558545125
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>>558544984
>manhattan cafe
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>>558545194
I'd rather cum in and impregnate the puppet then force it back on her hand
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>>558545310
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>>558545361
Sundayman needed to appear, pls understand
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>>558545358
I want to fuck a puppet
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Today I will fuck Epipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi
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>>558545467
>Air Shakur but likeable
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>>558545592
Sovl
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umacunt
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>>558545621
don't say that...
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>>558545018
same
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ramonu fanarts with trainers are so cute i thought it's real, but i heard she only cares about racing and nothing else?
perfect for emotionless_sex tag
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>>558545621
Tran is great.
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>>558543682
kill fuck marry
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What was your must embarrassing moment, /uma/?
Mine is when I sucker punched a hockey player that pissed me off, that man was a mountain of pure muscle.
I broke my hand after hitting his back. Hairline fracture in my right radius bone of my arm. Had to live with cast for months.
If I ever had aura, it was in 6 digit negatives ever since. What's more fucked up, nobody but me and him knows it. He pretended he didn't feel or see anything. I think he genuinely felt bad for me. No one ever gave me shit over this moment.
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He's talking about eating cum agian isn't he.
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>pick practice perfect
>get practice poor the next turn
BLACK UMA!
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Too long, didn't read
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>>558545826
I need this kind of uma
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>>558544458
Bimbo looking ass bitches in the thumbnail
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>>558545916
This but with Grass Wonder and I am the one getting beaten lovingly
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>>558545845
Imagine if that hockey player is in this thread right at this very moment
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>>558545845
Broke my arm slipping on a football, cartoon levels of slipping, just missed doing 2 spins in the air
>>558545902
no
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>>558545956
Grass is the type that would constantly grab your ass when nobody's watching
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>>558545194
CB was right about you
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You know what's funny?
This scrawny little twig tried to punch me in the face but the instead my chin fucked his hand or some shit (LOL).
Afterwards I fucked his trainee Teio while in was in the hospital, crazy how fucking sopping she was from seeing that.
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>>558545913
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>>558545845
Back in highschool I was a freshman in the class and the teacher asked some of us to emote certain words as an exercise while everyone was getting to know each other.
I got "please" and I didn't how to do it like rubbing your hands together and even did the wrong one in front of the class because I had 0 experience with actually socializing. No one actually remembers it I bet, but it flashbangs me sometimes randomly and I just had to cringe it off. I suppose it was extra bad because I was an edgy loner cool mysterious gigabrain nigga back in middle school and both the teachers and some of the kids worshipped the ground I stood on so the humiliation felt worse maybe
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>>558546092
teiobro btw not sure if that counts
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>>558545810
also same
https://x.com/tibalt_the_ko/status/2026537151664648608
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>>558546092
>scrawny little twig
>fucked his trainee Teio
Something's not right here.
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>>558546223
Smash
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they need to add more ASMR content
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ever since smaru came out she has lost the radio nikkei sho thrice for me
shit feels illegal every fuckign single time
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>>558546270
Should have NOT clicked
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>>558546296
Of course
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>>558546273
Notice how curren posts suddenly stopped
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>>558545845
>tfw you aurafarmed all your fight encounters
>tries to sucker punch you
>dodge it matrix style
>he's shocked and walks away
>didn't even know the other guy wanted to fight you
>get kicked out of air on the side
>death stare unflinched until they fuck off
>someone goes hands on on you
>tackle them and choke them out
I always thought I lived an uneventful life, but looking back, there were a lot of funny stuff
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>>558546270
>black
>spic
>jap
>agarthian
>all in the same team
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>>558546270
It's insane how much of a titbuff (not) Daiwa's outfit gives
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>>558546270
they're good for something at least, nice big titties
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>>558546270
>/uma/
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>>558537694
You are asian aren't you?
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>>558546270
Only the blonde with glasses is decent.
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>>558546270
nigumas have to be intentionally racist
there is no way you can make something this ugly
she has the fucking black lips
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GIVE ME UMANKO
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I support black umamusume.
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New Tazuna voicelines when you bough her shit?
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>>558546270
I would train the third uma, no lie
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>>558546270
sex with npc umas
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Post ASS.
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>>558537694
>the type of nigga to jerk off in his room and think nobody will notice the smell
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>>558546660
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>riko in late jan
Fucking tease
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>>558546523
It's just the artstyle. Does not compliment blacky features at all.
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This is our wife. Say something nice about her.
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>>558546660
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They don't look black enough
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>our
Nah
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>>558546582
I want Michelle to beat me up.
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>>558546660
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>>558545845
More or less one of these situations that clicks in your head 10 years down the drain
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>>558546760
Why is she so flat
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>>558546761
GrASS Wonder
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>>558546024
>sorry torena-san I just couldn't control myself
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>>558546582
Ryan is starting to look fuckable after witnesssing the black umas

Is this normal?
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>>558546792
this scared me...
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>>558546270
dios mio la macaco
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>>558546270
Holy shit she has massive tits
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Grass farting brapper...
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>>558546857
It means your body finally started producing testosterone, just a normal part of growing.
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This is a boy.
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>>558546660
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is inherited falco ult worth or is it has to be on herself
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>>558546760
>>558546827
https://x.com/kanonvi0/status/2026306448171647251
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>>558546660
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aaaaaand give up
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>>558547025
would
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>>558545956
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>>558547089
naizuris are the best
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>>558547121
wtf
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>>558545845
back in highschool the entire class had to take a barman course and the first step was doing a simple non-alcoholic drink in front of everyone. when my turn came I was doing everything correctly until an foid I was friendly with said "he's doing everything correctly", then the shaker flew out of my hands and hit her in the head
everyone just stood here silent for a minute before the laughing began, luckily she didn't get mad but our conversations for the next two years always included talking about that accident
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>>558547121
Anon hit the blessed seed.
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>>558547437
anon, he's gonna get his seed taken away forcefully...
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Curren jobber...
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>>558547550
>Falco
>runs against some nobodies
>Curren
>runs against za beasto
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>>558543850
peak women indeed
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>>558547550
AAAAAAAAAAA BLACK UMAMUSUME
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>>558547550
she's the strongest dirter in history for a reason bro
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>>558547550
>Confusion, but black
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>>558547608
Bwo, Small Token and Half Turnpike are way harder to beat then some hag.
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>all that white skill cancer
I'm going to BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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>>558547769
glue without groundwork lol
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do black umas have less rights than normal ones?
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Ardan banner hasn't even released yet and she's already flirting with chiyo chan
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>>558543067
>yfw cygames adds these coons to global at anniversary
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Can I get away with only having A&S on VBourbon and no plancha unique?
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>>558546270
ok i love her
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>>558547791
>leaving one of the most important skills to rng
I don't think so. It's also more important to have a shit load of skills available to utilize the 2-3k skill points you get from MANT
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At least there was no other weird Teioposter to follow up the post. Surprising desu
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>>558545845
Now that I think about it. My life's been pretty uneventful after becoming an adult but if I have something embarrassing that I still remember and consider embarrassing then, it's that one time I went drinking with friends on a hostess club. I drank alot and very drunk but still on a state where I know/remember what's happening. I pretty much told everyone that I don't know how boobs feels yet, and asked all the girls sitting with us if I can touch their boobs and went on about it for a while and ended up not being able to feel one.
Other embarrassing thing I remember is during my first time working. You need to know that I don't know how to normally socialize, so the topic went on about relationships etc and I proudly said I'm still a virgin but I didn't think much about it that time, another thing is still on the same work and the topic went on about a movie, and me being stupid as fuck, spoiled the movie not realizing the guy I was talking to haven't watched it yet. Not that embarrassing but very awkward.
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>>558547878
Yes, anon.
You could do that and settle for group B second place.
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>>558547924
Me and my big mouth
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>>558545845
back in middle school, which i guess would be more like us high school because i was 15 or something me and a friend of mine were yapping about dota 2 in chemistry class
they had just added chaos knight, gyrocopter and phantom assassin and i was really excited because the latter was one of my favourite guys in the original dota
a girl i was pretty friendly with at the time turned around and jokingly said “wow you guys have no life”
me being the paragon of maturity and an eloquent master of debate i responded as anyone else in my shoes would: “your mom has no life”
turns out her mother died not even a week prior
she spent the rest of the lecture quietly sobbing while i sat there wishing i was at home playing dota
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>>558547121
keep going, dont you want both of them to suck you dry
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>>558547878
0.3 is just barely enough, 0.2 is not
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Returnee trainer here, I have one small question bros.
For the next cup how many uma should I build?
One or more?
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>>558548035
WHY ARE DOTOPOSTERS SO EVIL
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Should you bother with Pump on End/Late in this CM
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uma has fallen billions must quit
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>haha wow grass is bullying el
>watch a different media (bang dream)
>haha wow grass is still bullying el
When will things get better for el?
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>>558548110
For the CM? 3
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>>558545845
Never had one.
Other than maybe breaking my wrist while playing soccer with my big bro and his friends, I was the goal keeper, managed to stop the ball but got my arm fucked KEK.
They were in high school and I was in elementary lmao.
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>>558548194
El can take it.
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>>558548035
My favorite bit in school was to reply with "bro, my mum is dead" and watch them stand there awkwardly for a bit.
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>>558548194
When she goes back to Mexico
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>>558548035
she probably still hasn't recovered from that comeback
also doto would actually do this
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>>558548035
holy based
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>>558548321
Imagine lying about your Mum being dead. You must be some sort of chinkoid
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>>558548252
>3 for Dirt
Damn I'm fucked, guess I have to go with Taiki, Pasa and Oguri
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>>558548389
Funny enough this is also her failed chain event
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>>558548035
That was entirely on her for not replying to this post
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>>558548448
Maybe don't insult my fucking mother then in the first place buddy.
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>>558548527
round
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Falcoposting ramping up has made me warm up to her more
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>>558548572
They're also becoming evil by the day
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>>558548567
too soon bro...
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>>558548194
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How will the lack of runaway Suzu (aside from being a blocker) impact the meta during MANT?
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>>558548527
pretending she's dead is still messed up just call them niggers like a normal person, faggot.
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>>558548194
el deporto pasa deserves it
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>>558548448
>>558548662
Imagine getting this buttmangled after just saying you fucked someones mom.
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>>558548194
Grass is just jealous El's actually Japanese while Grass will never be one
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>El goes to America
>she stops her wrestler LARP
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>>558548812
nigger I'm not the guy in school that insulted your Mum. Are you some sort of schizo?
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>>558548819
Grass is a 4channer?
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So what's the next CM going to be, a Tamamo, Gold Ship and Taishin spam?
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>>558548905
Gomenasai, my name is Gurasu-Sama.

I'm a Kurige-Umamusume (chestnut horse girl for you gaijins). I practice Seiza and Ikebana and O-cha-noyu on my Tatami mat, and spend my days perfecting my art and racing on racetracks based on superior Japanese racecourses. (Arima Kinen, Keio Hai, Takarazuka Kinen)

I train with my Naginata every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Naginatajutsu license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Fuchu dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend the prestigious Toresen Gakuen to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a professional Umamusume racer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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>>558549019
Kitasan will dominate, NSM off of a runaway Suzu + 0.3 accel from her ult = free
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>>558549019
Tama chud needs to many Mile sparks to be worth building desu
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I regret skipping Cafe...
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>>558548845
Do you think Pasa dies on the spot when called a gringo
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>>558549214
She only needs 7 to get to B and the rest can be mostly long, it's not that bad especially with Fuku MLB for the early races
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>>558548662
Everyone I said it too said "Fuck... you got me" and laughed.
I only started doing it because some other kid did it to me first.
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>>558549128
Wait, I forgot we don't get NSM for free, wtf are we supposed to run there?
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>>558549480
Your yeppers?
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>>558549128
>front runner multipliers
Your acceleration could be a vertical line, but I highly doubt it would even matter in a 3200m course
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What would it feel to hug a Uma.
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...hehe...
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I just realized I don't have a yeppers. I am fucked
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>>558549370
That's still an entire parent being dedicated to Mile sparks so your odds of Long S are down 50%. It depends on how much you're willing to grind desu. Unless you really like Tama I don't think she's worth the trouble
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I haven't even started making dirt parents yet...
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>>558549537
Have you seen what 2 Kitasans on the field can do in CM11?
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>>558549746
>am I fucked?
yeppers
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hunting for mile S is wearing me out and I still can't make a 2nd ace yet...
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>>558550085
this but with mutating
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>>558549480
You can still get Nimble from FineMo
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>>558549746
most are equally fucked. Just borrow
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>>558544458
Wait these are real?
I thought they were shitposts
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>>558549581
No idea...
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>>558538438
Retard just end the run now. Thats the point of a high roller gambling card. Everyone knows this. Everyone said this.
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>>558549885
Yes, I'm already imagining what's going to happen
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reminder that you will have a different version of Kita in your team until the end of time
>regular Kita is the best long uma alongside nyOpera
>white Kita not only is the best nige for medium distances, her unique is also mega core for both pace and fronts
>red anime Kita replaces her regular version as the best long uma
you cannot escape her, the keiba industry belongs to him now
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>>558538042
It upsets me with how happy and new you are. Still in Love is my horse.
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>>558550390
I still have more sex with bff Dia though...
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>>558549581
is she leg locking?
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>>558550085
this is consistently the best one I have with the best wr in practice after over a whole week of trying to make an ace out of her
I've had other Mile S and Dirt S variants but they always get lowrolled to hell and come out with a whole 1-1.5k rating lower...
Should I just go make the other aces and then come back to her later?
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>>558550390
I HATE YOU KITASAN BLACK
Dont care gonna use the 2 Chevals
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>>558550390
At least I love kitasan
Izunalikes are my favourite nin nin
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>>558548130
>>558548389
we basically never spoke again for as long as we were both in school, a solid 4 years or so
but i ran into her by chance while out on the town like 2 years ago and we hashed it out
i legit had no way of knowing and in hindsight she found it pretty funny but ag the time it was just too soon
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>>558538438
Is it weird if I always pick the energy option? Idk if it's true but people said it trims the event so I'll have more chance of getting events from my other cards
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>ardan's skill Prepared to Die is translated as Come What May instead
nice game umatards
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>>558549885
This? Is Kitasan going to be the new gaslight?
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>>558550796
literally 4kids translations tier
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<Kitasan in 3200m long
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>>558550796
We've known that since the Nakayama support card.
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>>558550796
they didn’t want the fromsoft copyright strike
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>>558550796
>prepare to die
For me, it's scholar of the first sin
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>>558550796
you may not know this but 90% of skills translated in gametora are made up names
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>>558550989
>
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>>558550390
But anon...I don't metafag
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Ace runs failed.
Mean replies to my posts.
Thinking about how good nothingness would feel.
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>>558550915
Kris SEXO
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>>558551091
let me guess, you only oshigame and your oshis are Oguri, Seiun Sky, and Suzuka
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>>558548035
Deserved actually
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>>558550796
I think we should compromise and rename the skill to "Prepared to Come" instead
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>>558550390
>nyOpera
wtf new york opera is actually good? i thought she was only useful as a parent
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My oshies are the ones with Dirt A.
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>>558551190
Vodka, Biwa and Falco actually. But I really like most of the cast. I genuinely enjoy playing through their stories and chasing after the hidden events
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>>558551212
I run like this
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>>558550989
You're from uma.guide server huh
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The only Pisces Kitasan win I see is the one without any Tamamos
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>>558551190
Gottem
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>>558551185
there, there bro
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I think Curren SUCKS
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>>558551185
cheer up, anon.
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>>558551263
both Urara and Opera are S tier but somehow this place was gaslighted into thinking that banner was bad and to waste all their rolls on speed Fuku instead
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>>558551371
ANON NOOOO BLUR THE NAMES
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climax to come
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>>558551371
you guys told me I could skip tamamo...
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>>558551189
this uma is so bold, how can she leave a party holding her trainer's hand? anyone who sees that would think they're going straight to a love hotel
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yep that's a glue
bitch also failed the debut
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>>558551185
I prescribe you red wine and sleeping pills!
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is Kris S for (you)?
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Post the Gluttonous Beast
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kek what a loser
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>>558551687
I would die though?
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>>558551701
she has her moments
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>>558551790
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>>558551701
Every Uma except Special Week is for (you)
>E-Even Helios..?
ESPECIALLY Helios
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Wahey?
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>>558551887
Helios is made for ojiisans
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>>558551939
lolcowlizers have really gone too far this time
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>>558551701
Kinda, it's just that most of her fans ship her with Cesario or are girls
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Helios is for friendzone only
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>>558551851
>cucked by a puppet
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>>558551939
is that supposed to be "Wei"? why they even translate that?
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>>558551801
What!!!!!
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>>558551984
>my rizz is off the charts
>when the vibes are lit!
>Woah! slay, Ardan!
>It's giving party princess!
I don't like this one
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>>558551790
And her grey friend!
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>>558551185
doto would never give up even though she knows everything gets worse forever
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>hey Tosen Jordan, what's your favorite kingdom out of the Three Kingdoms era of Chinese History (220-280)
>WEIIIIIIIIIII
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>>558552219
considering wei is blue yeah that works
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>>558552106
this is identical to the rest of what she’s been spouting in global
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>>558550390
She's the GOAT
The only bad thing is that i cannot use her godtier support card with her.
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>>558551790
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>>558551492
Everyone said they were good though
People are just more obsessed with cards even though the best way to play the game is rolling umas
>but my CMs
as long as you're mid tier in graded you have plenty of chances to win, because of matchmaking
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Doto Rape
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>my poor Bakushin now cemented as a pitslut because of one meme
>art keeps getting made of her pits, she’s just fetish material now
KUYASHII
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>>558552280
Wei being blue is not canon
DynastyWarriors/Koei made it up
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I got NY Opera while pulling bobo.
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>>558552628
no one cares about records, it's all about romance.
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>>558552601
needs brushie correction
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bakushin is a foreheadslut
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>>558552628
this, they were yellow
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>>558552219
Tosen Jordan held the autumn tennosho record for a good 12 years but Equinox happened so no one cares now...
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>>558552767
that's kinda racist
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>>558552671
don't act surprise when Cao Cao comes with yellow armor or some shit in other game then
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>>558552825
what?
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>almost every single new american uma mob from the new shit from JP have really massive tits
Huh?
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Early good night friends!!
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>>558552840
yellow turban cao cao sounds cool actually. also as a minister of the han, he would be wearing red
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what the fuck kind of training is this
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>import x chromosome from northern taste
>import y chromosome from sunday silence
>still call them japanese horses
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Uma most likely to wake you up by sucking/huffing your balls?
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>>558553036
falco
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>>558553036
Dia
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God, I hate Falco so much
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>>558551701
She has a wife and child in the game bro.
That said, yes.
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>>558552903
gn
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4 months into the game and I still haven't won a single CM
Meanwhile I keep seeing people with worse umas win CMs, they have lower stats and lesser mandatory skills
Idk how the game decides this
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dark chocolate
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>>558552901
a common JP stereotype/perception about the US is that American women all have big boobs
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>>558553317
Those jobbers' trainers believe in them
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>>558548349
>JPkeks are totally not the ones raiding us bwo
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>>558552901
Common in anime. The stereotypical american girl has a huge rack
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>>558553349
is this real?? why the negerinos?
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>he is changing tactics
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>>558553317
Luck is a skill
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>>558553386
do all of the American umamusumes like grass and taiki have big boobs
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>>558553349
Cute
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>>558553467
They are what American culture is centered around
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>>558553386
Then Grass truly is japanese.
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Why do JPcucks love niggers?
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>>558553391
>>558553476
So like what, fuck me sideways just because? Nothing I can do?
Doesn't that mean all the time building was wasted?
Man I shouldn't take this game seriously
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>>558553317
Luck is law in gacha. Live and die by it
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>>558553505
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>>558553490
>Taiki
yes
>Grass
Grass Wonder is Japanese, she has never been to Kentucky
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I still haven't finished the KKKsho for the event
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>>558553657
You just have to be luckier
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>>558553317
i'll explain it to you.
This game is a slot machine.
That's it.
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You will never be Japanese, Grass
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I'm never going to forget her... No matter how many new scenarios come out, no matter how much time passes
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>>558553657
You need to be luckier!
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>>558553317
you're Not Ready yet, Doto-Torena
your fated CM will eventually come

unless your fate is to be fodder torena in Finals
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>>558553847
weird pic of Aston Machan
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>>558553657
>man discorvers gambling
Your first mistake is taking the game seriously. Bot fan runs then leave it, flatline when you hit the mark. Everyone who uses bot but doesn't turn it on 24/7 has not been banned
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>>558553349
this uma raped me yesterday
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Speaking of luck, do any of you guys have gacha superstitions you follow? Any little rituals before pulls? I'm firmly convinced that pulling before you do daily tasks is bad luck and I refuse to do it.
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>>558554084
whiteboy trainer...
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>>558554128
cum tribute to whatever uma i’m pulling
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>>558554128
always remember to touch Tazuna's butt before she opens the door. for support, just start praying
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>>558554128
I believe in gambler's fallacy
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>>558554258
Based.
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>>558554128
Always remember to touch Akikawa's butt before she opens the door
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>my connect to to western sites is super shit right now
>4chan is fine tho
ha.
where is its server at again?
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>>558554128
i believe each account has a "luck" seed.
Some accounts pull more umas easier than others while some other accounts pull cards easier.
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>>558554128
I don't pull on release day because if I was cygames I'd intentionally lower the rates on release day so all the paypiggies have to spend many times as much, then set them back to normal the day after so nobody can actually prove they've been messed with, and all the oinkers have already been milked anyway
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Why are you still playing this nigger infested DEI game?
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>>558554258
I got genuinely sad when I rolled christmas oguri in 10 rolls because I knew it meant I was going to lose it all on tamamo. No joke I lost 5 50/50s on her and had to spark. It's 100% real
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>>558554128
I only roll when I have arbitrarily decided today is a lucky day
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Uh oh
Teiofag is feeling uppity
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>>558554443
my kuro uma master told me she would raped me if I leave
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>No joke I lost 5 50/50s
what game is bro playing
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>>558554128
This might come out a bit silly, but I believe in statistics
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>>558554472
same thing happened to me
>get Xoguri in 80 pulls
>had to spark for VBourbon
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>>558554443
Not anymore. I will only play chink gachas now since they're racist enough to not include niggers.
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>>558554443
I am black.
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>>558554472
Same, I got Tama in a ten pull so now I'm bracing myself to go all the way for Kitasan
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>JPkeks are happy with black umas and paid pass
Bros, I don't think this game is gonna get better. It's all downhill from here.
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I don't feel like doing anything today
again
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>>558554868
MY FUCKING HERO
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>>558554806
i don't know about you but i'll slurp up that paid pass
i don't give a shit about black umas
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>>558554978
>>558554978
>>558554978
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>>558554443
because im a woke leftist praying for the extermination of the white race
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>>558553317
Dumb horse do dumb things
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>>558553349
CUTE!
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>>558554443
Chink gachas pander too much to homosexuals for me to want to play them. I also just hate the Chinese.
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>>558545826
her blaze looks like a sperm



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