Previous: >>558516896>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>4.0 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20260206version-nwlbwa/index.html>Version 4.0 Trailer: "No Aha at Full Moon"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hH0hILcWPshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMT6GmhDiBk>Yao Guang Character Trailer: "All the Best"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQ0TXUnESQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke8-S0MnoV0>Improv Tour Trailer: "Binge It All! The Truth After the Battle of Irontomb!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsrABLcQQvchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOj68wLqj7A>Myriad Celestia Trailer: "Anti-Destruction Alliance"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwnE5o7_gzAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2YD35PJOmU>Improv Tour Trailer: "Beyond Weal and Woe"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmzwoua4dUkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxHKZaEURk>Current Character Banners: Yao Guang, Evernight, Black Swan + Pela, Hanya, Qingque - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43738489>New Drip Marketing:>Ashveil (5* Lightning Hunt) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43666646>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/giftKBJ8VZ6Y27QXXAK9QJ454SG7MH5KCBGF3AAT45QSTARRAILGIFT>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
Momo...
>>558545373I can see Cat Yuan's butthole
we NEED sparxie
I don't understand why Patience is considered better on E4 Kafka.You would still want the extra energy from Tutorial, + her sig doesn't give any EHR which means you would have to sacrifice something in her build, probably ATK chest just to get the extra 40% EHR.Can someone explain?
Jingliu loves Caelus. He makes her feel fulfilled
Yuri general
And then I woke up
Total Madam Herta love
>stroll around Duomension City>run into random quest with Peppy>bawling half an hour laterThey should just let the people who write the sidequests do the main story at this point.
Why doesn't HSR top the charts anymore?
My anus...
Stand by the Karaoke place's door in Duodimension City and listen to really cute amateur singing by cute girls!
Aglaea x Phainon is basically canon
Swannie LOVE!
Cassiewife Cassiewife Cassiewife
>>558545630C&C
Cutelaea doesn't care about Wormnon btw
Sparxie will return as Sparxie Blanco Beast
How can the rest of the Lord Ravagers redeem themselves? The ones shown onscreen so far are jobbers
I'm so happy I could suck a cock right now...
>>558545945sparxie returns to my blanco beast every night
>>558545995Mydei...
Nobody told me they had tft in this game
wtf is tft
>>558546081tits for tits
>>558546081It stands for Total Furbo Termination. We hate the furbos here and want to see them all dead
Using my wife's thighs like a onahole!
>>558545527>E4>When an enemy target takes DMG from the Shock status inflicted by Kafka, Kafka additionally regenerates 2 Energy>Patience Is All You Need S1>If the wearer hits an enemy target that is not afflicted by Erode, there is a 100% base chance to inflict Erode to the target. Enemies afflicted with Erode are also considered to be ShockedI'm guessing you can get 4 energy like Tutorial if you have both Erode and Shock on top of the 14.4% spd and 24% dmg increase S1 gives?
>>558546081therta fucks trailblazer
For me, it's Castorice (forma de gag)
>>558546151calm down nihilux
>>558546081Teamfight TacticsA League of Legends game mode that people claim inspired Currency Wars
I asked Nihilux about her not paying the furbo employees for months and she couldn't look at me straight in the eyes, well with both of her own anyways.
When are we getting our own Liz?
Wtf is a Liz
leaks.....leaks doko.........
Nihilux keeps her pussy clean for Caelus
>>558545830Friendly reminder to actually do this!
>>558546450Ours is a boring IPC character so it's already over
Castorice gf waiting for Caelus bf
>>558545373Why did our new battleship core support lose to Genshin's gigabrick DPS?
>>558546268But Kafka it shocking enemies constantly shocking enemies she really doesn't need Erode and Tutorial + E4 should stack for energy gain, no?
>>558546480LIZ LOVE
>>558546291i hope she'll be a 4*
Cutestorice has good fashion sense
>>558546552Because Fvarka is pure sovl
Peach!!!
My uterus is cramping rn
>>558546524Surely she has a twin so we can get a fun Liz
I hate shitrene so much it's unreal. Every time I think of shitrene, I instantly recall the downfall of HSR and how it became the bum of buttjokes in gacha space. Seriously, will there ever be another character that is as monotonously obnoxious in shilling as shitrene? I hope not, because that character almost really made me quit the game.
>>558546291Caelus’s cute future wife Nihilux
>>558546524>boring IPCare you implying sigga is boring?
What that cuckold really is seething about is harem kino. He doesn't like maidens being unambiguously for you, with no positive emotions towards worms.
>>5585465954*? In this economy?
>>558546595Retard
>>558546835What economy? We aren't running a country
>>558546793still can't believe they didn't release a skin for castorice, they really hate money
Just a friendly reminder that fofo is a revolting pigdog
>>558546793Uggorice...
>>558546706But enough about Firefly
>>558546793So cute.
>>558546881Look how long it took for Firefly and March to get one, give it time.
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
I believe in the Silversex who believes in me
>>558547014it'll be far too late
>>558546789I don't find the IPC characters interesting I assume we differ on other characters as well thank you for coming to my ted talk
Sparkle will let Caelus do whatever he wants to her
>>558546789he is. he's got nothing going on for him apart from the story we've seen thousands of times in media>family killed because of money or fear>is taken prisoner>gambles his life to rise up and overthrow those that killed his familygod forbid chinese writers write something that's not a copy of other works
>>558546984He said shitrene though illiteratebro
No ML this arc is going to be interesting, Shaoji better give us a good story since only FF and Cyrene are allowed to be official waifus.
nothing of importance would be lost if you were to jump off a skyscraper fyi
>>558547117What do you consider a not boring character?
>>558547096Sparkle is desperate
>>558547238goes here>>558547096
>>558547231Nihilux has not even shown up yet bwo
>>558547238Pic related
>>558547085>>558547117let's assume so, but is the liz you were referring to actually "interesting" then? i heavily doubt it if we're using the same standards
>>558547238Meant for >>558546984
Teacher Vita frequently has sex with Caelus after class
Castorice rabu
>>558546552>core supportlol
>>558546552Because Varka is hype. He's a character people actually wanted, so even if he is a brick, people are opening their wallets to get him since he's fucking cool. Yaobrick has nothing going for her because she's a character that came out of nowhere and Hoyo are fucking retards that put out a support first, then have Sparxie coming second with an Elation passive that needs 3 characters, and we can't even activate it since we don't have EMC.
That's right Sparkle, I pressed the button. What are you gonna do about it?
>>558547329I'd be happy to be proven wrong I guess
>>558547339You're THAT mad? Kek
>>558547390Go back to gig
>>558547238meant for >>558547271
>>558546552>core support
>>558547238meant for >>558547353
And there it is.>Because [WORM] is hype. He's a character people [HEADCANON], so even if he is a brick, people are [HEADCANON] since he's [HEADCANON]>[MAIDEN] has nothing going for her because [HEADCANON]It's always about subverting normality
Mewgenics ripoff event when
>>558547563QQ wouldn't cheat on FX
>>558547538Nigger take your fucking meds already
uh oh paglus melty
>>558547538Everyone says this
>>558547538Not a galge
>>558547396I have Sparkle e6s5 since day 1 and mashed the button.You can't love Sparkle and not press that button (better yet mash). That would be so very unsparkle.
>>558547258a lot of characters in baldur's gate and clair obscur are well written, apart from that slut maelle
>>558547757You have yet to state specifically one you like ad why which is concerning
supiki
>>558546552>Why did our new battleship core support lose to Genshin's gigabrick DPS?Source?
>>558547757>clair obscur is well writtenehh
>>558547757>westernslophuehuehue
>>558547853His black tier ass
>>558547837>>558547757well written characters like wyll
>>558546081short for tfitter
sales status?
>>558546552>black tier ass>second in a rowtake a guess
>>558547997you eat cow dung
110M so far, most successful patch since launch.
>>558547837I like verso a lot, no idea what you even gain out of this but I'm not going to bother anymore, you're probably some fujo who touches her clit for aventurine and can't accept any slander
>>558547997BAD
>>558548063Source: www.ebaumsworld.com
>>558547997We only have made up numbers here, send a mail to Dawei if you want to know
>>558547997Losing to a game that flopped on release
>>558548071>gets asked for a character they like>immediately defensiveDeeply concerning behaviour
>the man, the myth, the legendi don't play the other game but i thought it was really funny, it sounds like a /dbs/ shitpostis there an upcoming hsr character that could have a similar hype?
>great characters like verso
Pitch-Dark Hook the Great owes me sex.
smells like forced meme in here
>>558548185He isn't hyped so Ashveil I guess
>>558547997HSR flopped even compared to a flopping worm in Genshin
I love cosplay sluts
>>558548185>the man, the myth, the legendScott Sterling released in Genshin ?
why is the fujopag having a melty?
>>558548185holy cringe
>>558548286I would like to see the yaoyao
Smells like Firefly's pussy
>BTA schizo vs mentally ill fujo againI have fatigue
>>558548185why the fuck does he look like aventurinecan't they change the color scheme even a bit
>>558548379okay
>>558548292they changed his name from la mancha for some reason so they can't really hype him much
>>558548185I'd get excited over Sampo SP in a similar way, but it looks like he's not releasing this version
>>558547997The grimmening continues.
>>558548185Not off the top of my head. HSR doesn't really hype characters very well. The subplot with Sampo is literally the only thing I can think of, but I doubt anyone else in this general is looking forward to him. Screwllum maybe just for the sake of him finally being released?
>>558548185Wow, all of this so a ugly worm can flop.
>>558548463surely our friend and hero sampo is saved for belobog part 2 in 5.0
>>558548450This creature is underleveled and will die before winter begins. A sad fate.
>>558548540That worm did better than the last 5 HSR banners thoughbeit
>>558548498if you're hyped on an universal level you're most likely someone who wants to destroy the universe
>>558548552That's my current cope
>>558548450I would like to see your Raiden please
Did they cancel Hotaru buffs or what?
>>558548672I think they cancelled all leakers
>>558548594According to what? Do you work at Mihoyo?
>>558548552Would be fitting. That said, since they added him into 4.0 and have an actual Chekov's gun reference going on in the tavern, I expect we'll probably see him near the end of Planarcadia, since he is the Elation emanator after all.
>>558548723I'm literally Dawei.
>>558548490Wuwon so hard
I’m becoming increasingly worried that Sparxie won’t beat the current trend…
>>558548723According to official store rankings
>>558548652sure
i've been awake for 22 hours and counting
>>558548857Doesn't mean shit tho
>>558548881Just sleep.
>>558548918It means Varka sold better than the last 5 HSR banners
>>558548764Post your roster
>>558548810Hype's dead bro. She'll flop. I trust she'll do better than yao guang though
>>5585489804 hours more and I will´pinky promise
DIE KUSOGE DIEEEEEEE
do you mind if i post phaidei
>>558549064/zzz/ is two blocks down sir
>>558549009Nope but you can try again with a proper source, just raid hoyo's hq and steal the data
>>558548980Only Muslim sandnigs drink goat milk.
Was it autism?
Lady Himeko doesn't care about Wormt btw
>>558549097The source is the literal app storeIf anything that is a more reliable unbiased third party than whatever hoyo wants to claim
>>558549080Yes I mind. I have homosexual fatigue.
>app storethis is a PC game
I just jerked off to Yao's armpits again, not gonna pull though.
Chart when good = reliableChart when bad = unreliable Simple ass
>>558549174What about the figurative app store?
>>558549206ugly
>>558549225off yourself chartfag, I wish a janitor removed all of those on the spot until eos
>>558549197too bad i was gonna post them without anyone's consent either way
>>558549247bad post
>>558549174You know the ranking depends on what other apps are doing so it doesn't mean shit right? I'm hoping you're not that retarded.
The General's thighs? For Caelus to snake his face between
>>558548185We just get gay lanklets
>>558549312Sunday*
>>558549289I'm hoping your anal worms give you cancer homo
And then Wormday woke up. Alone. While The General and Sunday's sister serviced Caelus's morning wood
Remember if you clapped when Cyrene got rank #1 on multiple app stores and made $81 million, you’re not allowed turn around and say >machine predictions using AI
>>558549437>and made $81 millionSource?
Hoyo shipped Yao and Sunday themselves, noone forced them to.
>>558549225This, but unironically
>>558549610Yao is sunday dev self insert this is clearly roasties putting their boyfriends into the game like feixiao
The charts are unreliable from now on until HSR gets tiktok hours again.I don't make the rules...
I'm not seeing any phaidei miss fujo
>>558549312I don't get the appeal. Ugly hair color, ugly hairstyle, what does she even have going for her? Fuckable body? It's a game, every character has a fuckable body unless some lgbtron wants to make the characters ugly to piss off male players.
I am Sunday dev
>>558549125uhh actually PomPomGPT told me India is the world's biggest consumer of goat milk so uh you're dumb and stupid and don't know what you're talking about at all.
>>558549437The only one trying to defend Yao's massive flop is the (singular) unironic CCP shill.
Which HSR would most likely suffer from chronic high blood pressure?
>>558546393It's not really inspired it's a straight copy with a sloppy pve change. Still way more original than wuwa.TfT on the other hand is an improved dota autochess fan mode
Mydeimos's simian body structure? The exclusive property of Caelus.
Anyone posting a chart regardless of if it makes hsr looks good or not deserves a public execution
>>558549757Pure white is the best hair colour.
>>558549710If they dont make a shill campaign as big as cyrenes I doubt SW will make more than 10
>>558549806Cyrene loves the world so she must have a big heart
>>558549806Gallagher because he's a drunk, or Ashveil since it seems like he eats like shit
The continued failure of Amphoreus.
>>558549848TRVKE
Using Yao's armpits like a pussy!
>>558549806Canonically lingspud
>>558549312C&C trvke
>>558549848Caelus is heterosexual and love little girls
>>558549710>>558549859you are absolutely off your rocker if you think this game will get tiktok hours ever again when not even Genshin can do it anymore
>>558549847wuwa out of nowhere
Hot take: non of your shilled(and non shilled) chrysos heirs had a better trailer than DanPT.
>>558549953>Those hips>That waistFor Caelus
>>558550000His trailer was pretty good
>tiktok hours>ai charts>app ranking without any sales valueWhat is this mental illness?
>>558549225Pretty muchReally funny because this general used to make fun of zzz every single month for flopping
>>558549963Bina did it
payday
Sparxie wants nothing to do with Wormday
>>558550069>this generalit's literally the same few salesjeets who spam this sewage all over /vg/
>>558550000Varka's trailer is betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-i5CA0ogM
>>558549992>out of nowhereNot really, that poster sounded skeptic about the clearest connection
>>558550069BTA schizo is the only one who keep bringing up zzz thougheverbeit
>>558550179>>558550125guess who you're replying to lol
Phainon's 33 million lifetimes of suffering? Done for Caelus.
>>558550205Yeah and guess who YOU are replying to. At least one of those is a self-reply, his staple
pdiddy
>>558550205I know... we'll never be free from him
>>558550205>>558550262samefag
all me btw
>>558550224Cuterene: Good tool. Now fuck off. I need to talk to Caelus.Alone
I just had a silly thought about Narrator doing the ''niggers could be here'' pasta for Ashveil
Bronya RABUUUU!
wow im starting to think castorice might be cute
>>558550353Seele sure is fortunate
>>558550350Kek
>>558550353Seele stop using 4chan...
Evernight was betterDan Heng’s forgettable dubslop music only made it worse.
https://youtu.be/yZWBorPBRss?si=dTvWbzj8BhDLh6m1this mogs every cutscene in HRT btw
>>558550205>>558550262>>558550308schizo hours
>poo taohmmmmmmmm, NYO
Seele's hairy pussy? For Caelus
I still think Blade had the best HSR trailer.
>>558550417>en dubEnd your life tranny
>>558550417Didn’t open but this mogs whatever you just posted https://youtube.com/shorts/1rnckDjNCn4
Bunny
>>558550512Bronya sure is fortunate
>>558550540>slopphoreus
>>558550000Dan heng my belovedAlso nice numbers
>>558550651my nigga jiaoqiu
to also give her pussy to Caelus
>>558550698No one...
>>558550651pink donkey
Herta is a typical yass queen slay character which is why she is most popular amongst lesbians and Russian feminists.
>>558550808bunny
>Caeluspag, homosexuals and BTA schizoMight be the worst hours...
>>558550846>out of nowhereRent free
we love pink here
>>558550769I like it better when Phainon bottoms
>>558550897Your opinion on yuripags?
>>558550897what about me?
>elyshit pag shitting on Therta againLol yikes
Cute
>>558550936for me it's this pink
>>558550986Post your roster
>Be quite brown man
god i need to fucking BREED one of those Cipher cosplaying sluts i keep seeing on twitter
>>558551067My beautiful and kind wife Stelle is so good with animals
>>558550846I doubt you typed this shitpost in 3.0
>>558551096>that thighHoly moly
Mywife love!
>>558551016It’s a seething genshitter who got mogged by Madam Herta’s radiance
>>558550984Annoying too
>>558551096That one sexy boy.
>>558551096cipher was built for breeding
>>558551186No one says this btw
>>558551080pls no bully
>>558551284Needs to birth at least 12 kittens before I am satisfied
Cipher has no hair
>>558551313Is that a roster?????
>>558550353I want to be home generating sloppa instead of at work debugging mTLS/SSL connections and certificates...Why did I study Electronics and CompSci instead of SLOPPA-ology...
>>558551313>e2 hertaYep, it's based
You now remember /hsrg/ exactly 1 month ago
>>558550846lesbians i get but russian feminists is way too specific
I saw a Japanese most attractive HSR characters list and Cipher was number 1, followed by Boothill and then Jade!
>>558551342it's the absolute bare minimum
>>558551524Good post
>>558551080Hey rate mine!
>>558551524>JadeNot buying it
>>558551445same desu
>>558551480>russian feminists is way too specificshe's #1 most popular character in russia apparently Phainon is #2 and Acheron is #8
>>558551478What does your ai chart change to my life exactly?
>>558551626>Firecrap>D*hlia0/10 I'm afraid
>>558551650Based on what?
>>558551480it's seething about some russian popularity poll
Peach
Sparxie is not suicidal, knows how to swim, and her car is in perfect working order; if the stream goes dark, you know who to blame!"
>>558550846>yass queen slay characterHELP ME POLKA THIS IS BASE LYGUS WE'RE UP AGAINST AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558551823hi koko
>>558551760>shitting on DahliaAlmost nobody gives a fuck about your opinion, so why don't you go back to your mental asylum and spam your BTA religion posts then get banned again kek
>homo rollergross
>>558551859Lygus was scared of Polka though, it's a valid threat. Herta wasn't.
>>558551823
>PolkaCaelus' future wife
What hours are these?
>>558552041My hours
>>558552041Caelus'
Government assistance (read: NEETbux) was a massive mistake, this is why we end up with unemployed schizos shitting up this place 24/7 with little to no consequence.These siggers would rather waste their most productive years being bums in an imageboard instead of getting a job and being productive members of society, they don't deserve internet access nor the right to play videogames.
>>558552041Trailblazing hours (Caelus hours)
>>558551445NovelAI works on your phone, just letting you know.
>>558552008>old decrepit hagew
>>558552041Cat breeding hours
>>558551956
>>558552172I run Stable Diffusion on my personal computer and pay 0 dollars on sloppa subscriptions.
>>558551892>BTA out of nowhereSorry, your shitty BPD dyke is bad game design no matter how hard you try to spin it bwo
Once upon a time
I love my Herta and Tingyun
Absolute garbage.
uh oh the badgamedesign schizo is back
>Once upon a t-*skip*
uh oh the uh oh the badgamedesign schizo is back schizo is back
>>558552227
>>558552256You realize you are still paying for your electricity bill, right/
Asta's rich girl panties, and her rich girl pussy? For Caelus.
>>558552328>e6 baitwew
>>558552461Electricity was 190 euro this month...
When is Hoyverse going to do a Tactics style minigame with Chimeras/Bangboos/Eremites or they only do those when they are playtesting a new game...
>CastorICE
>>558552428drained status?
>>558552517Can't believe Arlan gets to impregnate that
>>558552256Fair enough. I dabble in both.
Are we still doing roster checks?
Im phoneposting and for some reason since this morning when I go to select a file to add an attachment in replies, the menu pops up asking me to select Contacts as 1st, then my Gallery app, then the MEGA app, then Google gallery, then my files and then the TheoTown mobile gameLol what?
I'm thinking I kinda won massively on that front...
Ruan Mei loves Herta deeply
Actually, I was the winner
>>558550698Cyrene thoughts 24/7
>>558552641>TheotownWay to go exposing yourself as indog
>>558552675as a co-worker...
in his dreams while Caelus gets to impregnate the real thing
>>558552594I lost bigly, nothing left.
>>558552641I… what?
>>558552328Remembrance and Phainon spoiled us.
>>558552736as a sex co-worker...
>>558552328E2 is very strong, needs a proper enabler like an elation version of Castorice.
>>558552841they're not prostitutes anon, they don't do sex work
>>558552756
>>558552870>they're not prostitutesExplain their outfits then
>>558552884what tier?
>>558552934But I loved it. should probably go to sleep soon though..
>>558552328>E6 or don't botherSaber also has this spread kek
>>558552862maybe once Aharene comes out in 4.7otherwise she's just the aglaea of 4.X, future units go to SW/Yae
>>558552729What? Ive never heard anyone talk about the game ever, I dont know its reputation >Using dog as an insult Youre muslim>>558552809Its in the file explorer menu deadass
>>558552884Isn't it kinda sad that the only appeal she has is basically drawing her dressed up like a prostitute since her story is an abysmal failure that failed to capture the heart of the players?
Liz love?
another cutefly melty. firefly superbroke you!
>>558553046>defending dogslow IQ
>>558553046Okay indog you can drop the act now
Is anyone else getting increasingly worried?
>>558552884>black tier assguess the skin colour of the man who made this slop
>>558553362Same as yours probably
>>558553340every day
>>558553340Not really
>>558553287How would you even know the game is indonesian unless you played it yourself?I never actually played the game, its just been sitting on my phone for a while and I thought it was funny that file explorer picks it upYou people are mentally ill
Emotionless SEX with Ruan Mei!
>>558553045Aglaea is a selfish DPS. Sparxie is a punchline generator with team buffs and decent damage, she's like Evernight. All she needs is a character that has Cas's kit, but for elation:>starts combat with Aha acting immediately>special ult that charges off teammates generating punchline>skill that doesn't cost SP but consumes team punchline to charge ult>ult that makes Aha act immediately>bonus global passiveNow does this sound familiar?
>>558553130not a soul mentioned her (as nobody cares)
>>558553510She would traumatize Stephen for life
>>558552997
Hello everyoneRape all women
>>558553515>all she needs is this hyper specific unitthis is like future rail on steroids expect you're doing it with a X.0 DPS kekwell, hope you enjoy your brick
>>558553618Less than three.
>>558553498>download the game>don't play it anywayFor what purpose?
You lack conviction, Caelus. You cannot defeat me.
>>558553630Balde would never say this
>>558553641Considering that's what elation needs to beat remembrance, then yeah, I will "enjoy" my brick.
>>558553681I do this all the time with steam games
Herta: Star Rail
>>558553630I want evil women to rape ME.
>>558553687He might
>>558553662Go to sleep
>>558553094Incredibly odd thing to say when Silver Wolf and Sparkle exist.I doubt Cyrene is in the top 10 characters when it comes to NSFW art ratio.
>>558553685But even so, I believe in the god called “possibility”.
>>558553792Its not odd its clearly a woman who's upset which is normal
What's your favorite color?
>>558553758He respects his co-workers
Bobby is onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-NWnRv9k9Y
>>558553094But enough about Sparkle
>>558553781Goodnight kiss?
>lesbians>realNo such thing
>>558553340Every time I shower at night I remember that death exists and when I try to imagine how it would feel to not exist I get scared and feel sick and dizzy, does that count?
>>558553708whatever you wanna cope with
>>558553792Yunli and Clara were up there last time someone did a recount.
>>558553923smoooch
>>558553930If you worry about shit you can't fix you are not gonna make it sis
>>558553740Nigga you just proclaimed that you were phoneposting, what does Steam got to do with Theotown hogging up your phone storage? It's actually much worse if you bought Theotown on Steam and you've never played it, because that would imply you threw away your money at nothing.
>>558554002*Smoooch*Just a little longer and I will go, dearest.
>>558553662The cutest hotaru.
>>558553929lesbians arent real but its a fact that all women are bisexual
>>558553487Teen love with March's sister
>>558553792Except people like Silver Wolf and Sparkle and they don't look like a generic pink animu character #67 from that NTR hentai
>>558554131*male-leaning bisexuals*
why do you faggots have to roleplay in the thread? Just fuck off to your Discordthe thought of two grown ass, obese, basement dweller males disgusts me to my core
Reminder, no one is for Paglus.
>>558554301Obese?Stop projecting bro
>>558554301holy projection batman!
>>558554278Stop watching ntr porn
>>558554301uh oh, xhey did not like xis one!
Girls with this bodytype in Star Rail, fucking WHEN?!?!
>>558554278That has nothing to do with what I said. Kek
>It's a deito dazo, Maideemosu-dattebayo!
E6 for this Elation character feels a bit underwhelming. I wonder if the developers are afraid of making them too broken?
>>558554445
Miss Yao? For Caelus
>>558554578Good
>>558554610
>>558554578She said this verbatim
>>558554585Their entire business model is powercreep so I doubt it
>>558554578>EN DUByou outed yourself as a ENtranny slurper, KWABenjoy your anal worms faggot in denial.
Maidesu-chama~
>>558554494You're implying that Sparkle and Silver Wolf is a failure as a character like Cyrene who has its fan art resort to sex appeal, but in reality, people enjoy seeing more of Sparkle and Silver Wolf in the game unlike Cyrene with her yapfest of a story.
What's theotown's gameplay like?
>>558554301I live for attention (none received as a child)
>>558554964what does -11Q mean
>>558554774>dunYou read the texts in chinese?
>>558554964Toontown but instead of Toon it’s Theo
>>558554667
hu town
>>558555108My qt3,14
>>558554964Its like Simcity but not good (and buggy, the trains especially). Just play Simcity 4 instead
>>558555092Who's Theo?
Hi chat, miss me?
>>558554667me in the middle
Is it Bina freak hours?
>Goodbye, Aglaea.>Goodbye, Lady Trianne.>Goodbye, Cyrene.>Goodbye, Trailblazer.>Goodbye, Dan Heng. >Goodbye, Evernight.>Goodbye, Madam Herta.>IT'S A DATE MYDEIMOS ALSO DON'T FORGET TO BRING THE KEYS THAT OPENS THE LOCK TO MY LIBRARY BY THE WAY>Goodbye, Castorice.>Goodbye, Hyacine.>Goodbye, Professor Anaxa.>Goodbye, Cipher.>Goodbye, Hysilens.>Goodbye, Imperator.>Goodbye, Lygus.>Goodbye, Nanook.
>>558554871Faulty premise since you are assuming I'm engaging with your opinion on the source of her appeal.I'm just telling she's nowhere near the top when it comes to being "only good for NSFW content"I'm talking about numbers not nebulous community sentiments. Just say you didn't like her story and go on with your day.
"Another blood debt repaid."
>>558555328Wormnon absolutely said this
>>558555316post moar freaky Bina
>>558555159>simcity 4hello unc
>>558555328I don't remember if this happened
>>558555328except nobody says goodbye to black swan canonically... this is sad...
>>558555156sleep
>sparxie e1 is only 15% better than e0>sparxie s1 is 24% better than s0I think I'll go for e0s0 sparxie, her cone sounds good but I'll wait for more busted cones
>>558555610Cold... but I get you're worried.
why did the video on sparxie show her block skill working on enemies that wouldn't even aggro?
Do you think they'll meet and have a conversation about how cool peacocks are?
>>558555328I remember this very clearly. It put me in a bad mood for the rest of my evening
>>558555637>he doesnt go all in on sparklecoin and sparxiecoin
konnichiwa
>>558555359>anons will look at this and say "Yes, she's totally interested in men"
>>558555494>Goodbye, Black Swan (optional)
>>558555764what does that have to do with blood debts
>>558555637Why do you want incomplete characters at E0? Be happy she's not e2 bait
hoyo cannot afford to rugpull sprinkle 2 and chink #4. the trust is at an all time low, if they dare do it one more time, even the dumbest motherfuckers are going to skip x.0 for the foreseeable future. it’s all about the trust
weak finnish sperm status?
>>558555817Genuinely fucked up bro like it's unreal
>>558555828MENstruation
>>558555848They already broke the trust in 3.0, why do you think hoyo is trying strongarm people into future railing now?
fifi
>>558555867Either is a pair of tits away from being a girl in silhouette alone
>>558555848they are both trash though, and with 4.1 being a cock banner, this game is fucking doomed
>>558555895>he doesn't know about the latin roots off that word that go all the way back to relating to the moon
>>558555948there are still some people left willing to give them one last chance. they can’t afford to lose any more goodwill
>>558555817>>558555886She deserved it desu
>>558554871Majority of her fanart is pure love/marriage themed so you can't really compare her to the slut like Sparkle
>>558555948Castorice is the most pulled limited dps
>>558555610Wormday: How do I get a woman like this to care about me?
>>558556039proofs?
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>558555330Now that's even sadderIt really seems like nobody liked her that much since she isn't generating enough fanart. Seems like she really failed to market herself as one of the memorable core characters of HSR unlike Silver Wolf and Sparkle/Sparxie who is actually more interesting than Cyrene.
>>558556097that's acheron
>>558556107
>>558556097We said 3.0, not anni, also not even close
>>558555684In Astropolis maybe since it's negotiations and avigins are expert swindlers. There's a really low chance Aventurine gets mentioned or something during Planarcadia since his subordinate Skott got murdered but that's a really far reach
>>558556107Yao Guang erasure
>>558556080hoyo forces you to put the ring on her finger in her ultyou can't NOT do it
>>558555848neither will be rugpulls, but they will be "optional"
the funny part is that in 4.0 we found out sparkle is not just a bimbo who wants to fool around, she also wants to be a part of something like the AE but she's too scared of taking the leap
I love my tall girlfriend Stelle
Even Pearl is cuter than shitrene. True facts.
>>558556248Sorry. Only worms are allowed. We can't do something smart like having a popular maiden join the AE. We have to remove a maiden from the AE while letting a universally reviled worm stay on board. Please andastand
>>558556097that is probably Seele if you go by the money dumped on her
>>558556110Her barely existent interactions with the AE crew, as well as her barely existent screentime and story relevance.
>>558556097acheron mogs everything, including castorice, including firefly, including whatever character gets released ever again. the only way to get above acheron is releasing an acheron alt and making all her fanboys roll e2s1
Save for SW, pull YG and xie later, anyone trying to convince you otherwise is a mihoyo intern
>>558556296I love you, my tiny gf Loom *smooch*
>>558556296imagine teasing stelle about her height and her giraffe-like proportions and she gets mad and stomps your balls haha
no one cares about your acheron you mentally ill freak!
>>558556167I'll assume you are just posting in bad faith since I made it clear I was talking about the ratio of NSFW art not the total amount.Also>Sparxie Lol
>>558555328I saw this happening
>>558556353I refuse to believe retards started playing on release and decided to waste hundreds of dollars for Seele just to get an advantage over doing the fucking story battles.
>>558556398Acheron doesn't mog shit btw
As a mihoyo intern, I would like to convince you to skip Evanescia because nobody really likes her even during HI3 days, instead you should spend your money in Cyrene rerun on second half of 4.1
>>558556398It's important that the shilling for Acheron alt involves her killing Zephyro to boost her hype
>>558556350>We have to remove a maiden from the AE>maidenYou mean the universally unpopular lesbian whore?
>>558556398acheron only sold so well because it was the first "emanator" and the first le epic HI3 reference banner character. an acheron SP wouldnt do anywhere near as well
>>558556370you deserve THIS *kills u*
Cerydra loves Caelus
>>558556541maybe they all loved Seele... and "Seele"!
How do i kill this shit ?he fucking summon 3star adds and boss is 3 stara8 24 btwFucking hp blobs
>>558556572Acheron only sold so well because everyone saw her and went "OMG RAIDEN SHOGUN"
who's cerydra? some nobody side character?
Isn't Zephyro stronger than Acheron though
/zzz/ has a 10 hour thread with 250 posts...
>>558556679Fatstorice with caloric overload and go infinite
>>558556694I saw her and went OMG MEI
>>558546552Amphoreus was so bad and 4.0 storytelling being on the same level as 3.X that it made players realize that mihoyo has 0 investment and passion towards HSR and this is just a baby jail for Shaoji so that he'll never ever touch Dawei's precious child, so they dipped out from this sinking ship.
>>558556694that too
>>558556746Zephyro can't even take down Welt, dude is a fraud
I really enjoy Evanecia design, might be the first time I actually like the "waifu" character of the planet.
>>558556791what’s the point of putting caloric on castorice
>>558556897she just looks like a jk to me
Welt's the most powerful character in the game though
>>558555437
>>558556796Post pussy
>>558556775Nigga they have been 7 days outside of the top 200 alreadyFor comparison, our biggest dead filler 2 month patch was 6 days outside the top 200They somehow managed to outflop our flop
>>558556571would sporkle squeal if I forced the button up her ass? or is she so loose that she wouldn't feel a thing?
>>558556510Sparxie will always be more interesting than the entire snoozefest story that was built around Cyrene and the 57 hours of yapping within Amphoreus, of which more than half of it was rendered irrelevant because Hoyo has to shoehorn the importance of Cyrene to the game yet it's just favoritism at work.
>>558556398Mono remembrance has more cumulative pulls than Acheron and her supports you literally cannot argue against this.
>>558556920dude is trolling
>>558556938
>>558556897too bad she is getting shafted for the nothing character that is sw
>>558556694Japanese bitches with a katana is a cheat code, I'm always compelled to pull them
>>558556957Pretty sure you're a bot that react to the word zzz
>rolled for Cypher so my E2S1 Acheron wouldn't be depreciated>she's still mid af>will roll for Cerydra so my E2S1 Phainon wouldn't be depreciated>???Will I regret this? Dahlia is the only time this worked...
>>558556897>might be the first time I actually like the "waifu" character of the planetnigga she had like 2 mins of screentime
>Yenless Yen Zero
>>558556957jesusi knew ye shunguang was unpopular but i never thought she would literally kill the game
>>558556694this. I had raiden in genshin, but mihoyo retards can't understand more players know genshin characters compared to honkai characters.if this game was called genshin star rail it would be infinitely more popular than it is now
>>558556957>Somehow flopping harder than fgo flop valentine's>flopping harder than uma musumeThey killed our 3.8 pachThey delayed our planetThey killed our new planetAll for this
>>558557063Both Cipher and Acheron are mid, Acheron's eidolons were always mid, Phainon has busted eidolons, Dahlia is fundamentally busted for break as well
>>558557138It's >Yuanless Yuan ZeroBecause it's a chinese game
>>558555328you forgot your cat pic
>>558557108And those two minutes were great.
it’s not enough that the salesjeets have to shit up the thread with hsr salesposting but they have to salespost about other games for no fucking reason too
BTA schizo is having a melty again...
>>558557184pander to seapags you get seapag money
>>558557210So... I wouldn't regret rolling for Cerydra? E0S0 is good enough? She's there for the second meteor after all right?
z。z
>>558557184>not saying his schizo catchphrase narrativeLooks like someone is afraid of getting sniped and insta banned
Is it worth starting this game now or should I play something else
>>558546651You should go to the proctologist xis
>>558557035Time for a buzz. *turns on anal vibrator*
>>558556957>>558557184>Black tier asses game keeps flopping after releasing more black tier assesWHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?
>>558557458why do you even want this
>>558556982>random pathstrider with no future prospects >plot device used to develop Sparkle's shallow take on vtuber struggles>not a single memorable line of dialogue You are not a real person.
He is replying to himself again
>>558557458I'd recommend playing the whole story casually, and if you're interested in the game past that start building serious teams and shit. The game is essentially a baby mode when you're doing story after the nerfs to exploration and bosses.
>>558557412gorgeous
>>558557458Start now to get your free Sparkle!
>>558557406Cerydra is Phainon's best support by an absolute mile, but I doubt E2S1 Phainon is in any danger of depreciating any time soon so you could always just wait to roll her if you're unsure
Many men are becoming women after seeing Yao Guang's stunning transformation
>>558557587why are asians so colorless? is it because they don't eat well? compared to them people from the nordics are pale but don't look like actual zombies
Your ZZZ target audience, sir!(and thus constance's and yaoguang's target audience)And mihoyo exectuvies still will scratch their heads wondering why all their games are now flopping
>black tier ass>would you like to see my phaidei>cyrene flopped and slopped>it's a date mydeimos>fireshart>swannie, my beloved>lesbians are not real >fuck off cuckfag you lost>no one cares about your acheron you mentally ill freak >dahlia is bad game design>i want to fuck mem >AGPlus>herta is so lucky >ruan mei is so luckyAaaaaaand.. POST!
>>558557406Yes, nobody's invading her niche for Phainon right now or in the near futureEvent cone is fine
>>558557587I have long toes like this and it makes me self conscious
>>558557759>Aaaaaaand.. POST!
>>558557759As if posting femboys getting fucked is any better, qqbro
>>558555817
>>558557631>>558557791Hmm... I think I will roll for her. The whole Elation sthick is just too headache inducing for me to deal with.
Can't take BTA poster serious anymore ever since he started saying zzz loli have big ass while downplaying Wuwa big ass. Dude is just a wuwafag in disguise the whole time.
We all love Madam Herta here
>>558557759>x has her pussy clean for Caelus>who won? who lost?>your zzz audience sir
>>558557841She deserved it
>>558557759>>i want to fuck memPOST POST POST!
Jelena Topazio's sigonian-tier ass
>>558557847Saintontas (real)
>>558557894the zzz posting is from the bta schizo
Yao Guang? For Caelus
>>558557847Brown man status?
>>558557834those are girls now
>>558557847You just realized?
>>558558014He sure loves to watch as Sunday pounds her.
>>558557581But Sparkle's whole shlick is being vague and ambiguous, which is just her fulfilling the duty of a Masked Fool.Meanwhile Cyrene is "lovelovelovelovelovelove boohoo please watch this shorts and tear up as I disappear", Hoyo deploys the cheapest tactic to stir some emotions on her disappearance but all she left is some shitty story that nobody cared enough to read.
Anyone remember /hsrg/ bingo? I wonder what the card would look like today.
>>558557846It's not like elation rn is worth pulling anyway
>>558557894>who won? who lost?you lost, (we) won
I can’t believe Cerydra is not in the top 10 least owned characters but Yunli is
>>558558000He is the only one bringing them up
I miss Renata
>>558557458Good time to start, or atleast try it, there is a free character selector and a bunch of free pulls being given out because of the new planet launch
>>558558108You were supposed to defend Sparxie not expose your abhorrent reading comprehension.
>>558558045fufu has a small but tight ass
in his dreams because Lady Yao would never permit a worm to touch her
>>558557846Well, enjoy. My E0S1 Phainon feels unusable whenever I try to run him without her, I can only imagine how busted E2 Phainon is with her
>>558557717this is true
Tierlist of all hsrg catchphrases?
who wants to see phaidei
The sims said Bronya overtakes Cerydra at E2 btw
>>558558237Because you didn't need counterbricks in 2.x while Cerydra is a main push support that isn't garbage
>>558558317… so like caelus?
>>558558296I'm here to enjoy a game though not read a poorly written 90s latin telenovela
>>558558378just do it
>>558558304>t. jose
>>558558378I want to see you having sex with Manilatroon
>>558558317Yao has a worm... in her pants...
Meta aside, let's speak plainly here.Cerydra gotta be the ugliest HSR character right? Not her face mind you but her whole design is ass. She desperately need a skin to fix her.
>>558558376what are the tiers based off
>>558558569We love aislop here thoughever
>>558558569there's no skin that can fix cerydrapiss, because the skin can't replace her ugly face
>>558558569stop falseflagging turd
Nt.
>>558558450okay
>>558558569She's very sexo
>>558558569You meant to say hysilens right?
BVSED redman salvaging this doomed ass WC30 run
>>558558569The only truly awful bit is those retarded looking bat wings that she's got
>>558558237It's okay, it just means she's more SOVL. I have 5/10 SOVLful bricks
>>558558569She's Chiori coded you need to be an incel to love her.
>>558558501bro that's a mod
>>558558569She needs a bigger ass
>>558556957That isn't really anything unusual for ZZZ
>>558558651wait a minute, where is the phai or the dei?this is hyacine and anaxa?
>>558558715but incels only love government designated girlfriends
>>558558707I refuse to accept JQ is sovl, get that homo out of thereThe sovl move at the time was to skip his mid ass
>>558558707Oh look it’s Japan’s top 10 most attractive characters in HSR list
who wants to see anaxcine
>>558558684>WC30>only 8m damage with redman
>>558558741This was the top polled opinion in Metro Manila
>>558558257I don't.
>>558558569>ugliest HSR characterSee picrel
>>558558715How? Chiori is certified manhater.
>>558558651Cute anacine
>>558558771Seed entire banner was outside the top 200 only 1 day
we love Renata here
>>558558828No one. We're straight and not cuckolds
>>558558870Gaudy bug eyed clown
>>558558870Picrel is second ugliest HSR character.And the biggest downgrade.
>>558558870The most beautiful girl around?
>>558558569Da Wei literally plugged “chess, contrast” into the HSR ai generator
>>558558832it was nikador
>>558559007niggador
What hours are these
>>558558858How could you miss yourself?
My design is ai generated...
>>558558832only need to get past the minimum damage threshold and tank the squad hp loss
>>558559080No somos Renata.
>>558558898anacine rabu>>558558930okay
>>558559091Sparxie after being put through the dejapanification filter...
>>558559058incomprehensible hours
>>558559091Apoolus...
>>558559091Yao Guang...Sparxie...Cerydra...Hysilens...Ashveil...
Xolze wouldn't say these things.
>>558559223but i would
¿Que está pasando aquí?
BTA schizo's opinion on the "why is everyone so mean to me?" meme?
>>558558569No. If you want ugly go look at Jadebrick.
Hyacine will never care about Wormnaxa, just like Aglaea won't
>>558559103Its not a real clear if you don't kill the boss
>>558559103nah it was a win lol, died to the encounter before that with 3star dhil, had to beat the boss or it was game over. the war armor dmg doesn't show up on the dmg chartWC30 is pretty unbalanced desu. Even with insane luck, you can get raped pretty easily.
Hyacine is the bicycle of Amphoreus
>>558559412and that's a good thing!
>>558557867damn right sis, men are a plague
>>558559130¿prueba?
who wants to see jingfu
>>558559265Besitos besitos mwa mwa
This pic but Phainon x Aglaea
>>558559412The NEED her
Hyacine is utterly obsessed with Caelus, totally devoted to him, and doesn't care about any other male.
>>558559676grayie is stelle
>>558559585mwah mwah los besitos dulces de mí querido...
>>558559372What's the point of Cyrene there? Did you just get it for activating ults with Perpetual?
The thread is not looking good right now
>>558559748te quiero mucho mi amorzito
Hyacine should have been the waifu of amphoreus, she is way cooler than cyrene, and much more attractive
posting payday in a mimute
>>558559676
>>558557847he's literally from mumbai
>>558558630cutiebin!
>>558559676Cute
Lava chicken chan? For Caelus
>>558559716I prefer him with Jingliu since they both have Jing in their names
>>558559851It's better than /zzz/, so you should be proud of it.
>>558558707cipher = gigasoulboothill, jade and yunli = megasoulaglaea and mydei = souljamiroquai, argenti and rappa = demisoullingspud = SPUD
>>558559993for fofo
>>558559823True damage
pidi>>558560036chinkliu belongs to yanqing
>>558559823Shop goodies
Is it true we will get a free Robin and Huo2 in 2 patches?
>>558560209no
>>558558237Mihoyo worked hard to kill any potential for Yunli sales by shipping her with Yanqing of all people.
>>558560209I'll go ask my good friend homdgcat and get right back to you on that
I love her now and forevermore!
can i post anaxcine now
>>558560209no, holy fuck how are there so many of you who fell for that fake leak
>>558559867silly
>>558560376feel free
>>558560376Go for it Sprinkle
I feel bad for March. Two ugly worms in the car when she just wants to be with Caelus
>>558560272No, Yunli was just not popular
>>558560416
>>558560418>>558560443okay
So it's the Mydeifujo's circus right now? When is the thread usable again?
>>558560553Hertatards/fujos/incel squad right now.
>>558560553Why don't you post something about the game, like your thoughts on the story or some of the upcoming characters, and get a real roaring discussion going :)
>>558560467And that ship heavily influenced her lack of popularity
Hyacine could heal me.
>>558560645Surely it's going to scare the schizos away
>>558560553That tranny posts 24/7, we can only hope she does by not sleeping
>>558560553the thread has never been usable, it’s the same bunch of people who wake up every day to post the exact same thing on /hsrg/ like robots
>>558560549cute pairing
You don't even need to say incels. 4chan is our website in the first place. The rest are invaders that don't belong
>>558560553EU to mid NA hours are unusable. It's been like that for a while. I say that as an Eastern Euro, whenever I wake up, a couple hours go by and the thread always goes to shit
>>558560729>tranny>she
>>558560718It literally cannot hurt to try. I can absolutely guarantee that passive aggressively whining about them isn't going to scare them away either, so it's either you start talking about the game and ignore them or go do something else with your time and come back later
>>558560825We respect troons she/her pronous here
On my way to cuddle with Fainon-chama and Modis-chama before watching them make love to each other
I am posting one last time next thread and then sleep after being awake for 25h eheheheeh
the hsr wikia still lists sparxie as an imagenae, can someone edit the page to remove her from the list
>>558560952Cuck
>>558560981hmmmmmm nyo
Sparxie only cares about Caelus btw
>>558560974the stamina on my beloved...
>>558561164you saw it firsthand
>>558561017Nothin wrong with that
>>558560209Considering 4.0 turboflopped, we will get a free selector or a free companion again for 4.2, no idea who will be though
mimidei
I have Mydei fatigue
>>558560767This is a hobby/weeb website first and foremost, incels or whatever fucking amerimutts group hold no claim to it
>>558561229>>558561229>>558561229
>another herta schizo early threadI’m tired hitler
>>558558707I have probably contributed a whole percentage point to Aglaea’s lifetime revenue.
kuru kuru
kururin
ring ding ding
WE'RE ALL IN HERE BAYBEEEEEE
Why did Hololive drop all their HSR playthroughs?
