Previous: >>558561638 >Character Trailer - "Varka: The Code of Chivalry"https://youtu.be/_Q-i5CA0ogM (EN)https://youtu.be/NLZad3MENnA (JP) >Character Teaser — "Varka: Where the Knight's Heart Leads"https://youtu.be/fpNygi8Vd0A (EN)https://youtu.be/GAqgp1JMjKo (JP) >"Another Prologue" Animated Shorthttps://youtu.be/4s7G9I4SGZc (EN)https://youtu.be/waZgLGxJN6E (JP) >Version "Luna V" "Homeward, He Who Caught the Wind" Trailerhttps://youtu.be/p02WXZZ84M4 (EN)https://youtu.be/V30u55XoYrE (JP) >Current character banner: Varka, Flins, Sucrose, Xiangling, Bennett>Current weapon banner: Gest of the Mighty Wolf (Claymore), Bloodsoaked Ruins (Polearm)https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43911910 >Daily check-in rewards (permanent)https://webstatic-sea.mihoyo.com/ys/event/signin-sea/index.html?act_id=e202102251931481&lang=en-us >Redeemable Codes with Primogems (all regions): https://genshin.mihoyo.com/en/giftGENSHINGIFT8BHA0KFRG94K8X73KH58KDHNJTSHBHPPKUSVLTT3DVKVLUQZ (NEW) >Useful Links (Wiki, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, /gig/ friendlist, Third-Party Tools, etc.)https://rentry.org/giglinks /gig/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/ca0zseQ9
For me, it's ZhongTao, ZhongMiko, YanTao, FuTao, XiangTao, YunTao and LoomTao.
>>558574282varjean rabu
>>558574282Why did they make Nicole cuckbait just to shill this bara homo?
/gig/ say something nice about varka.
Sex with Succubuzuki Sexzuki
NEFER MY QUEEN
Im rolling for Varka and his sig. Nicole will make him unstoppable.
>>558574354No, unless you like him
Nahida is very sexy
It's ok that Varka does less damage than Lyney because that means there's no powercreep.Just pretend you're rolling on a Lyney rerun.
>>558574401He saved Nod-Krai, twice.
Meso is onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxwo2sN1ncU
>>558574381blease send varjean pics habibi
>>558574401He's an incel gooner.https://files.catbox.moe/8expwr.mp3
We are all rolling for Linnea
>Bina's message to Jahoda about the sub space means Rerir might make a return
>>558574503tuning in
>>558574503Thanks king
>>558574565The link 404ed dubmass
>why do they keep talking about my tits???
me on the right
>>558574594He is playable in 6.8
>>558574503we're watching zadaddy now https://www.twitch.tv/zajef77
Zadaddy is onhttps://www.twitch.tv/zajef77
>>558574503what would I do without you, King
Do you think Varka will rerun sooner than later? Lost coinflip to c5 Keqing and have to decide between him and Escoffier now, unless I luckshit big time in 3 weeks.
>>558574401he can cause mass psychosis in the special needs community
>>558574701>>558574708subtle
Nicole will make Varka T0Trust the plan
>>558574503We're all watching
>>558574282OP Saar, please be doing the needful and removing the expired code saar.Expired: JTSHBHPPKUSV
sibling love!
>he spent his premium currency on a damage dealer who deals less damage than characters released 2 years ago
>>558574741A patch or 2 after Nicole
6.4 patch only just started today and I'm already bored. It just proves that genshin needs some kind of quests to push the story forward and exploration every patch. And no, retards 100% everything in one day do not count.
>>558574708I'm only watching for the linnea calcs. The moment I have a number to shitpost in these threads I'm closing that
Genshin Impact is talking big bucks after seeing the first day revenue of the Varka banner
>lohen is literally just a shonenspic 'i heard you were strong' characterkinda kino
Remember Enviosity?
>>558574701>gay jew trooncucknah
>>558574818>13 hour threadoh im laughing
>>558574672Jean was my first 5*. She's not my favourite but she's special
her shithole? remodeled by Aether
>>558574760Skipping the t0 knight of Boreas is foolish
Game ran out of BudgetEOS Soon
>>558574657Both sites are fucked I suppose
>>558574818It's called SOVL, dumbass.
post you best wind set
>>558574878his starter character abyss attempts back in 1.0 are still some of the funniest genshin content
>have to fight double hp bar nod krai mobs with no infusionsthat feels like ass who thought of that
>>558574876Yeah, its disappointing they're making him a standard character
HOLY SHIT EPIC COLLAB
>>558574818hes literally the only cool male in the game. i dont have a choice
>>558574791What would Citlali do after this?
>>558574503based
Varka is the most fun I've had with a character in ages
>>558574996only a fag would get tired of legs
>I forgot to do the Melusine/Neuvilette questSHIT:How much did i miss? 60 Primogems?
Post your Varka
You cant beat him
>>558575062get drunk and masturbate
>>558574483He does less than lyney !?!?!holy shitwhat a turbo brick
>>558575123The hold-skill jump is so stupid but it's fun as fuck.
>>558575123No one said this.
He won.
>>558574996>>558575128
Skirk is love. Skirk is life.
>>558575059I was curious about wuwa because shills said that it's a waifu harem game, so I went to check out a stream and saw that it has worms, why are these shills so dishonest, why is there no high quality gacha game that's only for waifuchads and has no worms
>>558574483Yeah, imagine powercreeping Chasca of all characters.
>>558575185yeah lyney durin is higher than varka durin
>>558575140
>>558575210FVARKA FVARKING VVON
>GODvillette poster woke up
>>558575059You know, that wouldn't even be a bad idea for a collab, buy in one game, get something in the other as well. Could milk the double dippers a lot.
Alright guys I bricked myself with FUAARKa and his weapon without having Gayrin. I however have Skirk and Furina at E2, is there any competitive Hydro/Cryo FUARKa?
>>558574282>hair down JeanFVARKA is so fucking lucky
>>558575228>east asiaso china/japan/korea? what point are you trying to make?
https://nitter.net/AboutNodKrai/status/2026724458606542887
>>558575228it never stops being funny
>>558575210this quest and act v of fontaine were both two good "endings" for genshin.you could put the game down right after playing them and be satisfied
Jean's pussy? Carefully groomed for Aether. She never misses an appointment
>>558575128
>>558575149Save us from the varjeets
>>558575390No. You save for his wife and dragon dildo.
>>558575149
>>558575246wuwa's worms are innoffensive. they are all cuck wingmen and all they do is to prep the girls for BVLLver.
Say something nice about them
hey guys i just reinstalled ever since leaving from Dragonspine and want to get back in genshin. Is natlan good? i dunno but have want to rush for it. My feelings and interest to Mavuika is like my to Lisa
fvark
>>558575228every time
Arle's wife is so pretty
>>558575339I don't see why hoyo would do a spending collab with other games when they don't even do it among hoyo games, that picture posted is just some website doing a giveaway btw
>censored JeanI thought that I got over it, but I'm still mad.
>>558575491Natlan is indeed fun
how strong does nicole have to be to save varka
>>558575403haha good deflection seapag
>>558575437>act v of Fontaine>goodBait
>>558575491Perfect time. Roll the t0 knight of Boreas while you can.
>>558575414it does doesn't it
>>558575316How far the Grand Master has fallen...Pathetic...
>>558575476Luuk is clearly romantically interested in Rover but WuWa uses FRover for yumebait so its not as bad
its true that varka is very funnotice how whales are always depressed and bored when they can delete everything in 5 seconds flatwith varka, even at C6 it takes it takes roughly 12 minutes to kill a single slime, that's 12 minutes of pure good fun right there
>>558575476I can say the same about genshin, and no I don't care about your shitposting headcanons, varka did nothing the entire game, he's just a goofy guy comic relief character, neuvilette talked to furina like twice the entire game and even that was just about business
>>558575581those fucking cambodians!..
>>558575550this and Rosaria
>>558575578Baizhu with a gimped Bennett buff
>>558575491You unfortunately missed Zimbabwe's banner so it's not that good as it was a week ago
I've been banned for much less
>>558575480Arle and Signora are the most beautiful genshins
>>558575581still it's not proof that the poster is from SEA, could be from japan, or korea, or china, or australia, or new zealand
>>558575640I also enjoy wrist pain doing 200 clicks per rotation
>>558575578>If she does Ineffa level damage>If she gives Bennett level buffs to Hexerei charactersOne of the two.
>>558574876Too bad he looks like a gay prostitute I would've rolled if his design was 10% less faggy standard or not
>>558575640
>>558575480Sandrone is best girl and stole the show in Nod Krai.
>>558575585mhmmm, i'm totally trying to troll people with that post
>>558575818I don't. That was my reason for quitting click to move games
>>558575062Get drunk and wake up with my cum in her ass
>>558575608It's only fitting that the desert dweller account is based in a desert dweller country.
>>558574503me and my 4 tulpas (and counting) all replied to this post calling it based
New varcole
At least the "muh balance" folks are finally being honest. They're poor and mad.
damn unc got called outroland might as well be a potential man shitposter here
>>558575813whats the next cope?
>>558575618You’d almost think he had a thing for this sorta stuff
>>558576024kek
>>558574818>people play game to have funwaow
Chronicled Wish should just take acquaint fates.
>>558575818this is the core of genshin gameplay though. spamming f to progress the dialogues
>>558576024cute and canon
>>558576078How are Muslims even allowed to play GenshinI thought music was haram and they weren’t allowed to draw unless they omitted a facial feature
>>558575818Just n3d?
>>558576024cute!
evens and genshin 2 is a different continentodds and genshin 2 is a different planet
>>558575480Loves AetherLoves AetherWormWormWormLoves AetherLoves AetherWorm
FVARK
>>558575618>>558575316Varka so straight the only gay art shitposters can use is the same like 10. FVARK.
>>558576205only one there who loves aether there is cheld
>>558576027>The nation special gimmickIsn't this literally just Furina? And even that is just a one slot for Fontaine over world gimmicks
What are we thinking?
>>558575228
>>558576241>forgetting Dottore
Nicole doesn't care about Wormka btw
>>558575809Why aether has the flower??
>>558576279>more lame shortsI'm tired of safehorny impact, the only good shit that we got as of late was Bina's weird underwear
>>558576279I need this teapot decoration character
>>558576176the same way christians aren't technically allowed to eat meat on a friday, but they still do it, haram and illegal are not the same thing, being muslim/christian doesn't mean that you follow all the rules, or even most of them, or any of them really, look at trump calling himself a christian, I'm closer to jesus than that nigga
>>558576176>Assumes shit>Surprised when reality is differentIt is what it is
>>558576024I kinda want to roll for Varcole because like both of them.But there is this Durin as a third wheel...
>>558576282#StandWithMavuika
>>558575574>>558575589>>558575715thanks guys. I knew i can rely on you /gig/ even though most of the time you're useless. My times with Lisa in the game were pretty good,. I also like Sucrose in dragonspine.
>>558576205The only here who love Aether are Childe, Doctor and Wandy
>>558576279Smells good
>>558575491Natlan is good, but it is also where the flavor of the year mechanics really started kicking in for the enemy roster. It won't really matter much for your run of the story since you'll have trial characters available pretty much every step of the way, but it does kind of make building the regional starter they give you more or less mandatory.
>>558576241>forgetting wanderer
>>558576282Sister, my narrative
>>558576435I once saw a muslim student drink alcohol and I was shocked he didn't explode on the spot.
>>558576203GENSHIN STAR RAIL HERE WE COME
The only girl that matters, Lumine, loves Aether.
>>558576240Mindbroken
>>558576416Those definitely aren't shorts, shitposter.
>missed zebra and the geo redemption arc as a wholefuark.... now i've got nothing to roll on for like half a year damn
when will they rerun the best dps?
No you're not, you're brown and your opinion doesnt matter.
This Varka quest is so fucking ass>villain is le generic npc speaking of lofty ideals>abyss>wild hunt>power of friendshipThey did this man so fucking dirty
>>558575491FVAAAARKA is genuinely your best pull right now as a hexerei character since you probably have mond characters like fischl or b*nnet. Ignore all the shit posting, he will blow the water out of any of your main dps characters right now if you left at dragonspineI would play through the archon quests in order and not rush to each region, you can still teleport to each region for events and rewards
>>558574996Going to need a mod to remove Linnea's stupid censor tie.
>>558576515>>558576314my bad guys, i forget aether is the harem protagonist
Navia? For Aether
>>558576620maybe when her usage rate exceeds 10%, so never sadly
>Linnea's stupid censor tie.lol the guy spamming censorbai found a new target in linnea's tie
>>558575491Don’t roll varka you’re basically conscripting yourself into a death cult if you do
>>558576620>Clunklani
>>558576620Probably at the end of the region with Columbina
>>558576614Why cant leakers just make proper fucking high quality upskirt shots instead of pixel shit.
>>558576647Klee is better
>>558576615You had 3 entire weeks retard>>558576768He's not wrong
In hindsight having him not be a geneeric aurafarmer shonenspic leader has made me like him more then if it were the reverse. If they did his SQ would have been as forgettable as Skirk
>>558576176if it wasn't obvious in recent years, Islam is literally nothing but big larp
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm pulling Linnea (skipped Shitbai)
>>558576435>>558576440I just presumed because Muslims are a lot stricter they’d have less tolerance for doing what they’re not allowed to do>the same way christians aren't technically allowed to eat meat on a fridayDamn I’m Christian and I never even knew that. Guess I’m going to Hell
>>558576659>>558576832blantent samefag
>>558576620>rerunning flopLol, wait 2 years for the natlan banner.
>>558576898we are all saying this
I made my bed today varkabros Trust the plan
Back when Genshin was good.
>>558576851They make me want to support israel
>>558576848I have AIDS and I agree
>>558575062Join in
>>558576614and then the model rip shows it being like zibai's or barely laumasno fucking pantsu outside of ayaka's beta, fuck off
>Varkeks are trying to get attention by rolling for him even knowing he's uselessPlease, you're fooling no one. Now if you all rolled for Eula instead, that would actually be worth attention and you'll at least prove you're not a homo.
>>558576909Fvark you’re just like varka and are performative about your religion
>>558577035meant for >>558577030
linnea is as good as c6 illuga
>>558576851The only openly muslim in genshin xitter are Indonesians lmao I can tell that most Middle Eastern weebs hate Islam especially women
Linnea gotta be the ugliest genshin I have ever seen. Even Xinyan and Yun Jin somehow are more satisfying to look at than that pink gremlin.
"For Aether" cope posts are even funnier when you compare him to actual males lol
>>558577105SparkSEA flopped and slopped
>>558577105We don't care what you think.
Varka's leap is so fucking stupid but fun
>>558577129anyone calc Linnea with Navia yet?
>>558576898Why are you making stuff up? Everyone rolled according to the stats, you are no exception
>>558576909it depends on the country, maybe in afghanistan the taliban is strict, but in malaysia or indonesia? fucking lmao, they're as muslim as trump is christian, as fashion at best, but they follow none of islam's rules, of course muslims in china have to deal with the fact that most of muslim rules are outlawed, like women are not allowed to wear a burqa or headscarves, and chinese hospitals don't let them circumcise baby boys either, it's all a matter of where and when, there's a world of difference between trump and the amish, and there's a world of difference between the taliban and some weeb kid in malaysia
Zibai keeps her pussy clean for Aether
>>558574282lmao
>>558576768I have no idea what you are even talking about.Last time I made this complaint was for Xianyun
>>558577204Yes you do you’re the most insecure group in this general
>>558577129>not zajef*yawn*
>>558577140>copeDon't take things so seriously. They do it to bait you
>>558576830>Klee is betterAt C0 and a 4 star weapon? Maybe, but knowing hoyo they will release a support or subdps that's tailor-made for him skyrocketing his dps
>>558577136Women hate weakness, it gives them the ick, and muslims have been on a losing streak
>>558577030...at killing the game
>>558576832eh, got a life outside genshin so not always paying attention to all the dumb timers and hamster wheels they try to get you running on. Abyss, imaginarium, milinstra, resin, banner, event #1, event #2, event #3, story fomo event, archon event, talent rotations, battle pass, paimon store, blah blah blah, way too much crap. Keep adding more fomo and it's having the opposite effect on me, just makes me more disinterested in the game with how needy it is.
>>558577129Why is this dickhead doing anything but calcing C2 Xilonen
QRD on Linnea? Can I just run her with C2R1 Columbina and clear lunar crystalize shilling stuff?
>>558577030>Back when Genshin was good.
>>558577031Islam is quite literally Judaism diet version so....
>>558577223completely immune to fall damage from any height
>>558577275lol
>>558575210
>>558577310That is what will happen. Invest in the knight of Boreas.
>>558577275how much of it is Sandbina?
>>558577269What is it with these religions and removing foreskin?
>>558577031I think both sides should lose desu
>>558577323c2 xilonen is redundant>>558577339yes
>>558577339Yeah just slap Navia and alpedo or something in there and you're good
Did the post-LR character curse hit Varka too?
>>558577318>fontaine out of nowhere
>>558577275Now remove bina
>>558577275Sandrone has a pretty cute design, and her expressions are hot too.
>>558577461humiliation ritual
Hey bro, you didn't forget to get my weapon, did you?
how long until varkafags lose steam and he's never mentioned ever again, like ifa, or cyno, or ayato
>>558577349
>>558577224hits like a truck
Sandrone: S L A I N
>>558577485She looks like a fucking pink Who Tao
>>558577537I use the free skin so I just slap some random stat stick on you
>>558577485we are all rolling for whatever this is
>>558577537I didn't forget because I didn't roll for you. I don't roll for m*les and I especially don't roll for bricks.
>>558577461Removes extra nerves making sex less pleasurable. Also in the case of jews, they harvest the foreskins for skincare products
>>558577556two more weeks
>>558577031TRVKE we should send another 10 million over there
>>558577485>c2 xilonen is redundantI asked for the calc not your opinion homo.
>>558577537i got spooked by flins' streetlamp too
>>558576647thanks >>558576830>>558576786wait varka sucks? I guess its still cool that there is more mondstadt KINO content. Oh well i got a maxed out Lisa, Barbara, Noelle, Rosaria, and bennett they'll push me into natlan for Mavuika
Varka has more main character energy than Aether.
we know whose fault
>no new mapdamn. when the fuck are we going to dornman port?
>>558577592>>558577623indeed we are
>>558577643My opinion is what any calc will tell you.
>>558577485Linnea really is the e-girl character, cute! I can't wait to impregnate her
>>558577556If they're this uppity right now, they're already in the death throes so I'd give it till the end of this week.
No one cares about Flins anymore either
>>558577730Next patch, but it is a filler map. Real map is Celestia.
Varka’s black eyebrows indicate he is a bottle blonde
>Paimon constantly calling out Fat Xiao for his shit writing
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM ANONNOBODY LIKES SHITIKA
>>558576435I don't know about christianity but some of my muslim friends told me drawing and music are literally forbidden in their fatwa or sharia or something, same with getting in contact with dogs bodily fluids (thats why dog is an unpopular pet among moslems)
>>558577736>another hebe with censored cleavage60NCIDA
Kino
>>558577556FVARKA is staying here forever just like FVARKvillette and you can only cope and seethe
You can tell exactly when they just gave up
>>558577258Stinkbai will never see the light of my account.
>>558577812It's actually not uncommon to have darker eyebrows than scalp hair
>>558575550I'm mad everytime I see Mona in official capacity.I don't understand how the chinks forced to use the censored skins stuck with the game, I would have quit in their shoes
>>558577865Rean?
>>558577659Yes he needs way too much investment to become useable and his supporters are beyond delusional
>>558574701I only watch streams for games where the numbers actually mean somethinghttps://www.twitch.tv/loltyler1
All Varka needs is something to remove the faggot bard.
>>558577663>Varka has more main character energy than Aether.Almost every other male in the game does.
>>558577663Jean looks so disappointed lol.
>>558577882>nefer
'bout time they started giving us some non-cringe characters
>>558577736Literally Yanfei x Poo Tao offspring
>>558577129holy *yawn*. so much for her magically pushing c0 past 200k
>>558577663God I hate mondstadt and their short characters so much
>>558577939have hoyo ever got tyler to play genshin?
>>558577882>neferkeklike pottery
>>558577481I'd rather join the winning side>>558577640This but unironically, at least we'll be destroying iran for them
>>558577485Pink Barbara did it better
who is raiding us now?
>>558575480the jew harbinger mogs them all
>>558577821They constantly did this back in Inazuma too, with the meta humor of Traveler getting annoyed at how much the NPCs of sidequests were talking.Except that amount of writing turned out to be a drop in the bucket compared to what we have now.They just think if they poke fun at their shit plot then it makes it OK to have a shit plot.
>>558578018High T acc.>>558577882Brown tranny acc
>>558577921Literally everyone has Venti and Bennett already, Varka isn't actually hard to build at all.
>Wormka has more main character energy than AetherAnd yet, not a single female in the entire game cares about him. Funny
>>558577879mondstadt and liyue were the begninning of the game, sumeru is an outlier
>>558578018gay gayu worm aids agy
We are all rolling for Linnea and Lumi
love
>>558578020reycles resources from keqing's evening gown too
>>558578105Who's NOT raiding us at any given time?
>>558577485Thinking of playing this game for her,
>>558577879>Dornman Port is smaller than PiramidaI HATE MILLIASTRAI HATE THE FAGGOT DEV THAT THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEAI HATE THE NIGGER PLAYERS THAT THOUGHT EXPLORATION WAS TOO MUCH OF A HASSLE BECAUSE THEIR RETARDED APE BRAINS JUST WANTED GIBSI FUCKING HATE THIS GAME AND MOST OF (YOU)
Nothing survives
>>558578158Only one Neuvillette loves is Wriothesley. They are Pahsiv’s dads now.
>pulling for Swedish women
>>558578073No, only HSRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDGffS96NAg&pp=ygUOdHlsZXIxIGdlbnNoaW4%3D
>>558577663>wasted potential: the cast
inazuma killed the hard puzzlessumeru killed the storyfontaine killed the explorationnatlan killed the metanod krai killed the fun
>>558577832Drawing is allowed, you just can't pray in a room with a drawing of anything alive. Music is allowed especially religious music. You can't be a professional singer though as singers/dancers/prostitutes are considered the same. 99% of Muslims do not care and have never cared about these rules.
>>558577879where is snezhnaya supposed to be
>>558577879Natlan's legacy
>>558578018holy bricked account
>Mualani's wife Aether
>This but unironicallyCmon son I know you’re not too bright but damn
>last 2 battles in the varka story quest force superconducti think its a clue and sandrone+lohen going to be varkas cryo superconduct supports that take him to lunar tier dps
>>558577485literally an upgraded 4*. even more so than sige but not as much as emilie
>>558578105No one ever raids this place because it's not worth raiding. It's just an excuse by resident /gig/ slurpers to mask the fact Genshits are just mentally ill
>>558578018HOLY BASEDO
>>558577879
>>558577882Nice edit, but we know everyone rolled
>>558577275>black culture garbage keeps floppinglmao
>>558578293>posted it again award
>>558577556>Genshin's only gigachad and non-faggy maleHow are we supposed to 'lose steam' exactly? Nobody rolled for him because he was meta, so that's not happening He has literally 0 competition unless they decide to release Capitano in 3 months
>>558577879I still don't get why Fontaine wasn't a region at the bottom of a basin surrounded by waterfalls, instead of being a plateau on top of them.It makes the whole flood plot make no fucking sense.
>>558578264Nobody asked, khondokar jihadNow back to your slum you go
Varka is so handsome~
>>558578018brickGOD
>>558578208Not sure what Neuv has to do with my post but ok
zzzz
>>558578018The amount of high T radiating from this account is commendable.
>>558578371
Why is that guy seething at people talking about Varka? he literally released today
>>558578369Capitano got powercrept, he looks like a skinny eunuch next to Varka.
>>558577485YWNBAW
>capitanofag and varkafagi feel bad for xim
>>558578262Sneznhaya is finally going to kill the game for good
>>558578189They're giving primos now. Just go in and play a game. Way quicker than it'd take to get that much from exploring. Probably more fun too.
>>558578442Fvaaaaark....
roll who you like
>>558578338>>558578436Why did this man reply to himself twice
>>558578134He's hot garbage when you don't put a ton of primos into his team and you know it.
>>558578223funniest shit I've ever seen
>>558578378Said not a single female in the entire game. Sparxie is for Caelus
Rolled for Varka, rolled for Durin, will roll for Nicole.
>>558578378Liquid Sparkle will never be /gig/ core
>>558577556Hopefully soon
>>558578158>>558578208>>558578404>he instantly thinks of Neuvillette when he sees the colour blueI CANT
>>558578372>>558578264I asked. I care.
New varjean
>>558578516meds now
>>558578451It's a brown third worlder, humans don't react like this to video game characters they're not sexually attracted to.
>>558577879we had it good during sumeru
>>558578489>implying i would waste my time with roblox slopIt's not about the primos you third world ape. Way to miss the entire point of that post. I hope you get raped to death faggot.
>>558578512cute venti
>>558577879I thought Teyvat as a "continent" where the fuck is snez supposed to go now
Does Varka get any unique open world interactions besides the wolf fight?
>>558578564c&c.
It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by incel gooners.
>>558578549kek where's that gartic screenshot of some cheldposter joking about that exact situation
>>558578489>Just go in p-pleaseNo.
>>558578549Barbara bikini
>>558578516Nice try, homie.
>>558578617so good that everyone stopped playing
>Neuvilllette OUT OF NOWHERETHE SUPREMELORDOFTHEOCEANSVILLETTE SWEPT YOUR MIND WITH HIS WATER CANNON AND CONSUMED YOUR SOUL
>>558578564The knight of boreas wouldn't cuck Diluc btw
>>558577879Just hits the desert and melts, it's sad really. They were getting into the groove and popping off, then the whiny reviews came in and then all of their ambitions got scrapped.>Dorman partHoly hell those poor mountain ranges, all obliterated.... Yeah they really don't give a single fuck anymore do they. Welcome to Island impact.... At this point Shenzneyah is going to be a tiny disappointing cuck island as well.
>>558578564Varjeet why don’t you just pose the image and not a screenshot
So Neferschizo is a real person? Though it was a falseflaggerDamn
>>558577848>>another hebe with censored cleavageBro jahoda???? They even jiggle in cutscenes
>>558574672https://x.com/SheeI2K/status/2026397582474523089Its funny how much people liked a censored scene
>>558578591>inspect element
Is Varka German or a Scandi like Jean?
Linnea's best artifact set is confirmed to be husk. Get farming today
>>558578637He gets sex scenes with Ganyu, Yoimiya, Nilou, Mualani, Lauma, and Jean
>>558578664>natlan out of fucking nowhere
>>558578647tits way too big
>>558578304As if I can stop the elites from providing israel with what they need. I think you underestimate how powerless most of the population is. I'm comfortable with siding with the winners and reaping the benefits, not being an idealist cuck getting humiliated in defeat.
Aether's POV. Zibai's pussy is for him
Why is Durin so useless? Venti is a 1.0 brick, but what's Durin's excuse?
>>558578451Aetherpags seething at usual. The nigga literally posted the same AIslop 5 times in-a-row That's how desperate he is just looking for an attention because nobody cares about his beloved gay icon with crop-top on doing bellydancing in front of a bunch of old bastards lole
I don't have varesa sig and I'm using her sig set instead of codex. Is this low?
>>558578591>>558578663Can't believe you made 2 screenshots with inspect element. What a sick individual
>>558574282So just double checking: All we're getting this patch is a dogshit anemo carry, a lame character quest, one big bland event and 2 small bland events, and it's supposed to last for a month and a half?
can someone spoonfeed me a tldr of varka kit?
>>558578925Please play Honkai Star Rail's latest region and Please develop games for us in Miliastra Wonderland
>>558578489You can see desperation...
>>558578647sandrone, arle, lauma pov
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558578831
>>558578854natlan didn't cut genshin's sales in half
>It's da j00sHoly mindRAPED kwab
>>558578925Who cares man Genshin was never a game that you can play 24/7 anyway.Just play something else.
>>558578884His white form was never meant to be good, he's 100% getting replaced by Nicole.
>>558578925No, you are a single person.
>>558579012Looks like a bombed out shithole with no textures, kinda like gaza
>>558578925it's literally the same shit every year after lantern rite bro. only exception was the patch yae was released. iirc it had a landmass drop and the first large event with characters from different nations
>>558579037it did even worse than that? impressive
>>558578549lmao
We love Miliastra Wonderland here.
Nilou's sweaty, smelly feet? For my tongue.
>>558579012It isn't wip?
>>558578929Anemo Eula but without the big AoE Q
>>558578784>like JeanJean is half German and half Frenchie
>>558578371>>558579017I can't believe the flood that was prophesized by the heavens and brought about by a space whale doesn't behave like regular water...
>>558578925Skirk and Coffee are rerunning together, which makes for a pretty good weapon banner I guess.
>>558579132Your srupidfucking gay lizad is literally a dad wit Wriothesley now he will never be abnuthbign more than fujobait
Will someone pleeease shitpost Fagvillette with the new faggy anecdotes for me so neuvfags get reminded their icon is a faggot. I am way too tired and couldn't bother today.Here's another death btw
>>558579105nah it was also filler they just put of filter on enkanomiya
Linnea passive
>>558579049
>>558578879our Yae mogs
>>558578884because Durin desperately wants some dmg% or atk% teamwide buffs to make his subdps relevant. Otherwise he's just a filler VV alternative with irrelevant subdps.You can see in that pic that Durin is only dealing 13k dps. Ineffa does like 50k
>>558578489The fuck is a try-on cape?
>Varka is on track to outsell Columbina
>>558578208>sees blue>NEUVILLETTE NEUVILLETTE NEUVILLETTE NEUVILLETTE NEUVILLETTE NEUVILLETTE NEUVILLETTE NEUVILLETTE
>default glider perfectly matches VarkaWelcome home, John Genshin.
>>558579270We'll do it once you learn to differentiate Neuv from Flins.
I will be running the canon harem team in 6.6Varka/Nicole/Jean C4/Mavuika C2
>>558579227Jean’s surname is like Gunhildr or something she’s definitely part Scandi. Probably not French.
>>558578751Because it's fun seeing you mad whenever I post a new non-aisloppa fanart. Especially when I credited the original artist. Meanwhile you're out here posting the same slop over and over again thinking anyone would care lole.>>558562826 >>558559621 >>558553704 >>558553996
W___________ f______
>>558579279the fact that you have to aim means nobody will ever use this
Nilou's soft, flat belly? For Aether
>>558579313East asians simply cannot get enough BWC
>game devs' laziness is reaching Ubisoft-tier levels>game popularity, playerbase, content and animations are plunging into oblivion>even slurpers are getting aware of it>N-no, you don't get it, we're clearly being raided!
>>558578871I mean you could vote idk somethin like that, no need to justify yourself to me I’m not an elite genshin impact btw
>>558579313..in my worm infested delusions
>>558578884I-it's bc he's not getting buffed by Bennet, N-nicole gonna triple his dps
Aether? Willing to do anything for Varka.
>>558579449>hsr out of nowhere
>>558579449Do you have a problem with /gig/gers being autistic?
>>558579379That's not me, you retard. I would be able to differentiate Flins' black + silver boots from Neuv's faggy gaiters + golden high heels from one simple look.
Cute sissy MC!
>>558579279Zhongli got powercrept
>>558579408K-K-Kurumi-sama.... p-please don't destroy me with your well written essays again...
>>558579398FVVVARRRKKKK AETHER FUCKING COLONIZED NICOLE'S HEART
>>558579412her CA is pretty much instant if she's not in combat
Where is the new archon interlude?
>>558579158Based waifufag.>>558579416Cringe cuckold.
>>558579449But enough about britain.
O NIGLAN
>>558578929NA infusion attacker after using his skill.Deals both Anemo and Pyro/Cryo/Electro/Hydra damage depending on who his teammates are.Has a Skirk like team restriction of requiring a team of 2 Anemo + 2 of the same Pyro/Hydro/Electro/Cyro or he does a shit ton less damage - so you are basically playing a mono element team with Varka most of the time
>>558574282Can you use Varka's weapon skin on other characters?
>>558579279why does her backpack blink
>>5585795596.6 with mecha dottore fight
>>558579464>vote.......lole, it literally doesn't matter. I'll just chill and side with the winners (israel)
>>558579412>Nobody will be mining rocks in 2026No shit
>>558579532Awww you know Neuvi so well
>>558579583>Has a Skirk like team restriction of requiring a team of 2 Anemo + 2 of the sameExcept his mathematically strongest teamcomp actually uses pyro+cryo
>>558578764Context?
>>558579572Hey anon. Heard you mentioning Britain. Mind saying that to my face?
>>558579567And then you woke up. Alone. While Chiori serviced Aether's morning wood with her butt
>>558579279Zhongbros... Our guy is COMPLETELY useless now...
Content?
>>558579408Kurumi > SparkleThe OG is always better.
>>558579243Please dont bring up that fucking whale
>>558579698>mathematically>in a game of rock paper scissor
>>558579398KWABYPOW
>>558579279could've been cool, in 1.0
If 6.9 is real then that means that new loli could be a 5 starLots to think about.
>>558578929>bring one anemo character and two other characters of the same swirlable element to make him not completley useless>one of the other characters has to be a witch member too>his skill makes his autos half anemo and half the other element while increasing the damage>while attacking you can reactivate his skill to do a little aoe stomp like Flins, except it doesn't do any damage>his burst is just a aoe """nuke""" and nothing else>you can hold his skill to do a huge leap which looks cool and is kinda cool for exploration I guess but useless in combat>TLDR use skill, spam autos, and use burst and skill reactivation whenever you feel like it
>>558579818>Plants vs zombies stage 5What did they mean by this
>>558579631it's sentient
>>558579762There is no rule stating that fake can't surpass the orginal
6.9 is real and Capitano is coming back in it.
#VarkaTheLegend
Nooooo they removed the cropped Keqing hilichurl porn stage
>>558579673Yes and that is unfortunate.
>>558577526She has the best design bar none. That's why if someone at hoyo has half a working brain they would tell dawei himself not to touch it.
>>558579902True. Just like Genshin surpassed BotW.
I am obsessed with Neuvillette
>>558579753Doko.
>>558579923What the fuck is that weapon
And then Aether woke up. Alone. While every single woman he knew had sex with someone else.
>>558580003Aetherpag....
>>558580003Shut up, Wriothesley
>Large-scale online deanonymization with LLMs>We show that large language models can be used to perform at-scale deanonymization. With full Internet access, our agent can re-identify Hacker News users and Anthropic Interviewer participants at high precision, given pseudonymous online profiles and conversations alone, matching what would take hours for a dedicated human investigator. We then design attacks for the closed-world setting. Given two databases of pseudonymous individuals, each containing unstructured text written by or about that individual, we implement a scalable attack pipeline that uses LLMs to: (1) extract identity-relevant features, (2) search for candidate matches via semantic embeddings, and (3) reason over top candidates to verify matches and reduce false positives. Compared to prior deanonymization work (e.g., on the Netflix prize) that required structured data or manual feature engineering, our approach works directly on raw user content across arbitrary platforms. We construct three datasets with known ground-truth data to evaluate our attacks. The first links Hacker News to LinkedIn profiles, using cross-platform references that appear in the profiles. Our second dataset matches users across Reddit movie discussion communities; and the third splits a single user's Reddit history in time to create two pseudonymous profiles to be matched. In each setting, LLM-based methods substantially outperform classical baselines, achieving up to 68% recall at 90% precision compared to near 0% for the best non-LLM method. Our results show that the practical obscurity protecting pseudonymous users online no longer holds and that threat models for online privacy need to be reconsidered.Oof.... Genshins who would do this shit to people?
>>558580048He woke up with Lyney and your delusional headcanons will never change that
>>558580003Horseyume...
>>558580029bwo... your melusines...
>>558580029Meme weapon from an old event
>>558580003Furina, Sigewinne, every melusine....
>>558580134lol didn't read
I just punched a guy tasting water
>>558579753Make your own fun in Milastra bwo. Dawei treats this game like a cash cow now.
>IS THAT... THE COLOR BLUE?!?!?! IT MUST BE ....NEUVILLETTE!!!!!!!
I'm glad hangouts aren't a thing anymore Noelle is free from pagther
>>558580134what is unc yapping about
>>558579398holy shitrare varkawormfag Wfuck aether
>>558580195Let's just say.... I hope you don't actively use social media
I accidentally crafted an anemo goblet for varka....
bwos my c0r0 Varka does like 50k dps at level 80 with Durin Benny and Faruzan. i would have been fine with 70k...
>>558580003We know, Illuga
>>558579416Can't believe someone got triggered into shitposting the male MC by this image of a waifu without a male in the pic.What happened to only wanting to see pics of waifus? That was a lie?
>>558580326No refunds! But you can roll c2, gweilo!
>>558580338>FaruzanYour stupid ass deserve it
i seethe at neuvillette but im a bong so im allowed to its our special rivalry
>no aq>no new zone>varka is badWhat is this patch?
>>558577129isn't she supposed to replace gorou/zhongli?
>>558579657>genshin player with anal worms>"I am growing stronger"
>>558580416Your saving patch
>>558578925>a lame character questis the best SQ in the game
>>558580338Faruzan isn't very good with him as Anemo is only about 30% of his damage.
>don't have Venti>don't have DurinIf I rolled Varka I would probably have to go with cryo.
>>558580134this is why i imitate other anons' posting styles. can never be too careful these days.
>>558580405Is it true you guys have been raping and killing each other for at least 100 years (up until like ww1 or something like that)?
>902717-anime-anime-anime-girls-A-Kite.jpg
>>558580369Amazing bait
>>558580502...if you happen to enjoy AIDS-infested worms
I want to go back to pre-Kaveh Sumeru.
>>558578884post 1.6 male supports are not allowed to be good
>>558580134to be honest, if you use reddit and netflix you deserve to be exposed
>>558579902That's true, but Kurumi is top waifu over Sparkle.Sparkle gets my dick harder nowadays but my heartboner solely goes to Kurumi,
>>558580308does 4chan count
>reinstalling
>>558580540Get off 4chan if you dont know who that is newfag
>>558579449but enough about world of warcraft
>>558580556>aether out of nowhere
There are people unironically using xiangling in 2026
>>558580539i think so i dunno i just seethe at them and they seethe at me
>>558580003Aveline...
Is chasca's bow good on anyone other than her?in case i lose the 50/50 for linnea's weapon
Realistically why would any woman in Teyvat not have sex with fvarka given the opportunity?We must assume that every female shown with or mentioned off-screen has gotten his seed.Sisters it's so over for us. How can we compete with Lauma, Nefer, Mavuika, Jean...?
>>558580532Smart>>558580592Yeah>>5585805814chan counts too, they can figure out your posting style and go from there, and they already have your ip and other info (that's how the cops were able to arrest those /pol/tards)
>>558580350Xianyun was a massive success because she canonically molested Gaming btw. Zibai is so fucking boring it's actually putting me to sleep. Illuga should have been her boytoy. No wonder she flopped. At the end of the day, all hags need a shota in their life just so they won't wither and die.
There are people unironically using Raiden in 2026
>>558580530Oh no, not the element full of cute girls instead of gay shotas.
>Wanked Durin like the second coming of (Pyro) Jesus>he's actually a walking nothingburgerHilarious
>>558580671doesn't sound like it's a competition though
>>558580740I will be one of them in a few days because Elector is one of the featured elements in the next theatre
>>558580594aether is so cute
>>558580709>Xianyun was a massive success because she canonically molested Gaming btwAnd Razor!
>>558580416its eula/yanfei path all over gain
>>558580740>people is having fun in 2026Wow
What was the point of having Roland in the version banner?
>>558580709Trvke!
>>558580740people like Elu
>>558580472>67 whole pulls if you are even able to buy the 5 pulls twice in the next two months and do IT+abyss twice for over 3k primoswow...
why are you so obsessed with worms
>>558580740You're gonna be using her for Sandrone
hey
>>558580858They had to make varka do something
>>558580627
>>558580709>I can't enjoy things unless they appeal to my fetishDo porn addicts really
>>558580925I won't be rolling Redesignedrone.
>>558580965best gig meme of 2025
>>558580932
Varka is never out of range.
>>558580663?
>>558580965i honestly laugh every time
When is he going to Inazuma? Ei and Miko are going to see their first BWC when FVARKA takes off his bath towel in the Aisa Bathhouse and instantly kneel.
>>558580965good posts
>>558579534he's so fvarking sexy
>>558581069ARGH NEUVNEUVNEUVNEUVNEUV
>>558580780What do you mean?
>>558580663Good for any charged bow DPS
>>558578925Yep. Remember to renew your welkin~
>>5585798186.9 isn't real because they would want the anniversary patch to be the new region launch (6.8 will end on Sep 22)
>>558580925Why are we believing random crapshoot leaks 5 months before the character is coming out? I gurantee you no leaker has even seen her model yet.
>>558581107I find it hilariously ironic
>>558581094>can't even kill a single ChurlSugoi
/ourguy/ ships Varcole
Bros is your game fun or are you held hostage
>>558581202Hope you are ready for your superconduct brick
Do you think Mondstadt will attract new or former players? i think so. but more importantly, switch to Aether?
>does not give a skip button for 5 years>new varka quest has dialog you can't even click throughWhy are they so insistent on us reading their shit writing?
>>558581253Varcole is a universally beloved ship like Sandbina
>>558581126>WMAF>in my chinese gameMore likely than you think.
>>558581318His game
>>558581318They want you to roll for the BWC, why are you resisting?
Jean's hormones demand a child immediately. Lone men are advised not to roam Mondstadt unattended.
>>558578925>this patchBitch, this patch is the game new modus operandiYou're not getting a single crumble of content until 7.0
>>558580965Kek this is funny
>>558581318More time spent = more engagementAnd less time you can play any other games.Its a sick trap
>>558580243I refuse to touch that mode
>>558581318What if it stops being shit one day? If they add a skip button you wouldn't know when the quality reaches a tolerable baseline.
Nicole will buff Varka to the moon. Sandrone won't be compatible with Columbina. Straightchads won.
>>558581275leave while you still can, bocchad. only despair awaits you here...
>>558581253>CHADnold approvesFVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>558581318Because the devs have engagement metric quotas set for them by corporate and making players sit through endless, slow-moving filler dialogue is an easy way to inflate playtime.
>>558581275Yes
Is pulling for Alice netori, netorase or netorare? +Oyakodon?
>>558581069bina is so lucky to have so many wives and husbands
does /gig/ love Mavuika?
>>558581318Oh you didn't like that, fine + 10mins of Paimon talking in the next event slop.
>>5585806874chan was always honeypot, you were never truly anonymous, that's why you should be behind 7 proxies
why do zibaifags and neferfags hate each other?
It's time for some elf upskirt.
They cant stop him
Best pyro girl for Varka's harem team?
>>558581521You can't pull Alice without getting Kleiner too.And then he'll always be in your team folder... With all your other girls...And Alice? Alice likes to watch.
>>558581001Shenhe x Chongyun = massive success Xianyun x Gaming = massive success Arle x Lyney & Freminet = massive success Skirk x shota Cheld = massive success It's s that simple,Go look around at those yuribait hags or just boring hag in general like shartca or nefer for example. All flopped
>>558581318Why are you still here after 5 years if you hate reading? There are plenty of similar game.
>>558581621Durin
>>558580396>>558580519wtf i tried him with kazuha and then sucrose and that does even less kek. faruzan is on virisescent
I decided to do an experiment>go on rule34 or gelbooru and check the Aether nsfw tag>at least 10% of them aren't Aether at all>just generic faceless white male penis tagged as Aether for some reasonhmmm...
Hnng god I want to watch Lohen fuck my girlfriend
>>558581659All Genshin clones have terrible character designs sadly.
>>558581558Sorry chud but Mavuika is for Varka. Play the new quest.
>>558581621mavuika, he got drunk with her
>>558581573Lol, that doesn't work, at all. The best course of action is to behave and not say stupid shit
>>558581582Her gem patterns look retarded in Blender, I will remove them later.
Her pee? For Aether
>/gig/ is super fast today?Varkabros, I'm here to collect your Abyss clears!Feel free to post your clears with Varka when you're done.>Too shy to post or just wanted to make sure I get your clear?>Can't solve captcha to post?Send them to me privately here:https://form.jotform.com/253493679126468Soulless Poll:Vote if you haven't/ Change your vote:https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9wmqAgJ(Illuga and Varka added)
>>558581558yes, but he hate aetherpags
>>558581709Whatever you do, don't go to pixiv since it's 10x worse there. They don't even care if he's not white lol
I wish I had C6 Shenhe for full Cryo Varka fun.
Varkabros, did we at least get tiktok minutes?Seconds...?
>>558581709when people see a large white cock, the first thing that comes to mind is aether
>nicole is yandere
>>558581709Why are people using gelbooru when it's just danbooru except the trash posts stay up?
>>558581709>experimentNga just wanted to see Aether porn
>>558580965kek
>>558581851The artist meant that aether is in a chair off screen.
>>558581949Wider casting net
>>558581893millions of east asian women creamed their pants and rolled for him
>>558581791White panties on a genki girl, a classic.
>>558581094
IT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UP184K DPS
>>558581275perchance
>>558582051we can go higher
????I must be a clanker because wtf is this
>>558581709I hate looking at genshin on r34 and pixiv because i keep seeing cûckther on every AIslop I go. HSR, ZZZ and BA are much more bearable because they mostly use faceless MC with grey/black hair instead of a manlet faggot with long ass rat tail behind his back
>>558581069BLUE???? HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE IVDEX???
>>558582051What did Zibai do to deserve this?
>>558581830so true sister, i too love VAAAARKAAAAA too
>>558582051So slightly better than Nefer? Doesn't seem like anything for Nefer mains to get mad about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LAGPO8Vuw4what heppened to our game...
>>558582018The chest is not so genki.
>>558582006The artist didn't add the tag there. Pixiv lets users add tags if artists let them so you'll see a ton of art there with Aether and/or his ship tags added to art that doesn't even have him present.
>>558582197be Chinese
>>558582051.....horsekeks?
Aether is gonna ride this bike
>>558582197Mandatory china #1 character.
>>558582197she's from fantasy china
>>558582135just a way to combat the people who use scripts to bypass the slider
>>558582197Her reward for everyone rolling for her
>trooncuck excel sheetsyikes
>>558582135clankers like Sandy are very intelligent though. it either points to an object or not
>>558582170Kino
>>558581828i dont think my c0r0 varka can actually clear the abyss
>>558582197Be cute
oh I thought 184k was bad, looks like I need to work on my shitposting
>>558582051>most of my characters cannot reach 80kBalance of this game is so fucked.
>>558581709I had to scroll through 4 pages of results to find one example of what you described. Stop lying, Fraudtlas or I'll have to sic the big dogs on your ass.
>>558582135The only ones I ever see are to pick the shape that isnt like the others. Also it is also just 3, never seen 4 like you got. They may be onto you Ineffa.
>>558581368Genshin loves mixing things up.
Zibai just soulless crept Nefer
>>558582232Nefermains are stuck in a team with no heal nor shield so they are seething.
>>558582170
>>558582263>>558582418samechurl
>>558582239Absolutely zero sideboob.
>>558582051it's honestly amazing how these guys still have viewers after Ineffa, life truly works in mysterious way
>>558582418My Varka can't even reach 80k
now show it on the damage dummy
>>558582453>Free infinite teleport>Linnea's overworld passive is neatZibaiGODS can't stop winning
>>558582508Why are we pretending Ineffa wasn't mid incarnate before Columbina
>>558582496Yeah.... you got me....
>>558582342I got one with where it pointed to a triangle in two different slides (and in this one it didn't even point to an object in any of the slides).
>>5585822323 dedicated supports and barely manages to be on QUEEN Nefer's level
>>558581385Where can I buy a ticket?
Just wait for Sandrone's 2 cost 200k+ superconduct team.
>>558582234https://youtu.be/DU5ggQoMbPghttps://youtu.be/5gr8pDsWE5Qhttps://youtu.be/eKwMJoo4I7wThey forgot it's an open world game instead of whatever HSR is.
>>558581828Here is mine
>>558582380Just try your best bwo, don't worry about it
>>558582513It's fine. Nicole the dedicated support will increase Varka's damage by 220%
>>558582452I still can't believe that this bike whore still attracts players despite being being the most unpopular banner
All the women in Teyvat? Property of FVARKA.So powerful he even entices hags that have been around for centuries. Just because he's his best self. He exudes raw CHARISMA. He's our hero. FVARKAAAAAAAAAA
>>558582508it's called botting bwo
>>558582653I don't think she does that
>>558582483ew
After Nicole, I am going to take a break from genshin because I really could careless about Linnea.
New meta is varka/nicole on one side and zibai/linnea on the other
>>558582678Just harem things
>>558582593That's my plan, but kinda wanted to roll for Varka. Well, not my problem when Hoyo is retarded.
>>558582505Here is where the bone of her tie BEGINS. This means no matter how you move, you will never see what's underneath.
>>558582563She gets free sustain on her team at C0 too, on top of being the tankiest character in the game
nefer flopped and slopped and killed the game
>>558582505>>558582239finally Genshin for flat chest enjoyers
Imagine just slamming Aether as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his tiny body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Aether's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Aether releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.
>>558582575why are you pretending that these trooncucks aren't just full of shit
>>558582818youve been revealed as a varka worm no one takes you seriously
fvarka's pov
>>558582678don't forget the men too
>>558582731I will play c&c Varcole and c&c Laufer. Zibai Linnea isn't c&c
>>558582916Bro that's his sister
>>558582804>the tankiest character in the gameIt's Noelle, not your censored horse
>>558582712>After character that comes way later, I am going to take a break from genshin because I really could careless about character that comes before her.What?
Any recommendations for a different team? I've been using Yanfei but she sucks
>>558582905your attempt to divide and conquer isn't working, neferfag
>>55858277560NCIDW
>>558582847curb stomping aether
>>558582197be female and chinese
>>558581828>Varka I have something better: a Wanderer clear
>>558582508You should always take calcs with a grain of salt but Ineffa released before we even got all the lunar mechanics making her harder to calc. We literally did not know how 6.0 and onward could change her dipshit
>>558582968Wrong again
>>558583026why did they start censoring the boob crease before zibai we got it but now it's all gone
>>558581574Nobody actually likes either character so all of their ""fans"" are metajeets.
How much more DPS does Nefer get doing the dash cancels? I usually am playing on my phone and it looks too annoying for me to be bothered to do.
>>558582989mizuki/xiangling/fischl/aino
>Varka somehow managed to sell less than fucking EmilieThis game really is on its last leg huh
>>558582847Literally any male character could do this because hes such a weak cuck
>>558583084Kill yourself gay pedo
FVARKA........ MY HERO
>Oh nice new patch is out! >can't wait to...There's literaly nothing to do and patch just fucking started.
>>558583074>Wandie in the big 26Very nice anon
>>558583084we had leaks before her release
>>558581828I should have bring a shielder for second half but can't think of anyone.
>>558583026Nice pits desu.
>>558583203Just be a good boy and do your daily chores retard
One thing I find odd with like 80% of Varcole's art(at least that I saw) is that they draw Varka like he uses the normal lanklet model height-wise. In game he is at least a full head taller than the tall female model but he gets drawn being just half a head taller than Nicole like the normal tall model
>>558582989What is that green checkmark and those red arrows?
>>558581828
>>558583149155k+ more or less
>>558583163>Varka somehow managed to sell less than fucking Emilienot even close
>>558580171I hate that event weapons are unobtainable after the week its event is live. just put them on the glitter store for fucks sake.
>>558583163hi deko! can I see your feet?
>>558583253Your Kirara with R5 Sapwood?
>>558582197>What did Zibai do to deserve this?Be a Kiana clone real child.
>>558583125it's called cleavage, you philistine. and navia and yelan both have this exact same style of censorship
>>558582587It's like 30-20k difference tho
Bennett is so fucking LUCKY...
>>558581828hold on
>>558583201>so manly he even turns the other men into womenVarka is the "your dad calls me daddy" guy of Genshin.
....Did varka just win....?
>>558582197cloud retainer flopped and they're still salty about it
>>558583163Dry patch and most people will just save for Nicole and get Chudka on rerun if he somehow becomes good (he won't)
>>558583201Have Wrio and Varka even metThey look more like brothers than anything
>>558583257Tie removed. The shading is very lazy and reminds me of Horse precensorship.>>558583125Probably trying to please the CCP again. That said their staff is full of unironic faggots.
>>558583386Can her shield tank a 20k attack? Lunar niggas hit like a truck.
>>558583243Yes the leaks that didn't mention anything about what Aino could do, changed the Moonsign buff 3 times and had 0 indication of Columbina enabling the beat wheelchair in the game
>undecided to roll Varka>do trial>b>skip Varka
>nothing to do>still no Artefact Loadout System to change Ineffas & Binas Artefacts quickly.
>>558583548ohnononono muh censorship faggots look away... the real monoboob has finally been designed
>>558583281That's the training guide menu
>>558583548>birth rate is plumbing>no sex provoking media allowed whatsoeverXi...
>>558583478
How did she get away with it?
>>558583548>Lauma gets actual cleavage>Linnea gets a monoboob
The game is doing self aware jokes again.
>>558583124>geo shield plus one of the highest defence in the gameNever did match but now I'm curious who is tankier than her?
>>558583478we should thank Aether for prepping her for BBC(Big Bennett Cock)
>>558583654>>558583669Nice tumors, faggots
>>558583654>>558583669They sacrificed everyone else for her.
>>558583163We're all saving for Sandrone-peko.
>>558583163It's worse than that, he sold worse than any raiden re-run
Genshin has never made me laugh, anyone else have this problem?
>>558583712Benny is so lucky...
>>558583691Qiqi has one of the highest def stats in the game (For some reason)+Strongest healing in the game+Her C4 reduces enemy atk
>>558583691Plus columbina shield if you have cons.
>>558583858Really? Not even when they mentioned light novels for the 85th time?
>birth rate is plumbing
>>558583879>>558583879
>>558583591Many are doing this!
>>558583652>>558583712>>558583859No but really, why was she so eager to have him stay at the People of the Springs?
>>558583892Shields aren't stackable.>>558583869Qiqi doesn't build defence and healing is worthless against strong single hits. Standard Noelle build will be way tankier than this and you can slap Gorou to additional value.
>>558583869>Strongest healing in the gameNo.We need a healing target dummy to bury this dog shit zombie once and for all.
>>558584081>mualani appears in 5.8 and most of her screentime is spent with bennettAwesome...
>>558580167I'm no longer a horseyume. I ran out of horse pictures. I now post dragons/lizards.
>>558583168Prince MAIMED bitchka
Mualani, for Aether
>>558584691kekaroo
>>55858298Just for fun? Hyperbloom Team:Lisa + Collei + Barbara + ___ (dendro traveler) Physical/Freeze/Superconduct team: Freminet (DPS)+Mona/Xingqiu+Dahlia+Fischl
sustainer waiting room
>>558582513>the average varka dps is 80k-110k dps>while the average zaibibibi is fucking 150k-184k>almost more than double of varka's dpsfuck this clown world
>>558574401>https://rentry.org/giglinksHe's not a twink.
>>558583760Worth it.