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My brat wife, Asagi Mutsuki
porn
They chose death over enrollment. Dying for ones beliefs is a valid choice.
What did we learn from last thread, /bag/?
>>558634514Finally a good post
>>558634498I made this post!
i learned i need to stop procrastinating and finish the story
>>558634594And yet you're still here.
i dont want to do anything
>muh key sexo
>>558634547Nothing. I will make the same mistakes again this thread.
>>558634587Prove it. Post Mutsuki in a wedding dress now.
>>558634362The strongest
>>558634097>Hope should not be pushed on you from external sources, it should come from within.Anon, can you please expand on this concept if you don't mind.I'm actually writing a book and this phrase and idea really got my attention, did you come up with it? Even if your explanation goes beyond BA concepts/franchise, I would appreciate if you explain a bit
>>558634657
>>558634543Even if they're willing to die for a cause they should be saved anyway because this is Blue Archive.
>>558634362/bag/ Official Power RankingHinaMikaNeruTsurugiHoshino
>>558634547That clanker lives don't matter unless there's a halo.
What killed the hype?
>>558628885We probably will, idk why there are people thinking the Mahjong collab had anything to do with Nexon (the ones who actually decide on collabs because they're the devs)The mahjong collab was yostar and one way.
The Strongest
autismo wife, asperger maid and momdaughter
>>558634856You really had to ask?
I want Midori to stop giving me that look when I make typos. I'm trying my best.
Who is your Blue Archive comfort character?>What is a Comfort Character?See pig related
>>558634969Just verify with AI, bro.
>>558634547that decacunny trio will come to us in one form or another, they will bweh and sensei will forgive
>>558634702nta but something like a person can only be saved if the person himself wishes to be saved
>>558634985It's gotta be Haruna. Whenever she's on the screen, I know that it's going to be lighthearted.
>>558634985>feel safea female wrote this
>>558635027>they will bweh and sensei will forgiveThis already happened...
>>558634924Yeah Perorodzilla certainly is the strongest.
>>558627575Which artist was it?
Not everyone wants to be saved. Not everyone wants to be forced to witness the hell you created, get over your savior complex.
>>558635091yeah, but this is gonna happen again after they are added
Do we love Rio here?
>>558634985What you're essentially asking is who is your studentwife
https://x.com/e_mukae_mukae/status/2026899733776847049Kei's puffy body
>>558635191I only like Rio because of her pubes
>>558635174Sensei is not gonna save them, Sensei is going to rape them
Roll for Shuba tomorrow
>>5586346803 jobbers and Hina
>>558635229
Imagine Hina’s horns go from limp to solid based on her mood
>>558635518So like a boner?
Why we never got more brown Students aside from Iori and Karin?Not saying that we need 11 new brown students added suddenly into the game, like Uma did.But I don't see why they can't add at least 1 per year.I would even take tanned/tanlines summer alts.
>>558634752From weakest to strongest
>>558634680AIEEEE DON'T LOOK
>>558634702>did you come up with it?Not sure I'd say I came up with it, but I'm not quoting anyone either, just personal musing I Guess. I think plenty of strong emotions are purely internal, at least in any lasting form. If the situation at hand is what's making you feel the way you do then it's temporary.Guilt is where I think I've spent the most of my time thinking about it. I've rarely felt what I'd consider real guilt thanks to someone trying to "make me" feel guilty over something. It's either felt instantly or it's not. The kind of soul-eating guild that I consider real will not be cured by someone trying to convince you to let it go either.It is an entirely internal process.I think hope is similar, as is faith.This isn't some sneaky attempt to poke at BA's themes by dispraging Sensei's attempts to give students hope either, before anyone tries to spin it, bandaids exist for a reason.I'm not clogging the thread up further with cross-thread basic bitch philosophy though. I feel bad enough having wrote this drivel.
>>558635581From what I've heard mxj2 was the one pushing for them.
>he skipped nigmoi
>Karins VA voices a character called Karin in an anime airing this seasonHeehee.
>>558635581Not on her watch
Shuro when
>>558635581>Posts ugly ass shit>"WHY DON"T WE GET THIS AS WELL"why do people here always seem to want bad things?
>>558634680Aris dunks on all of them.
>>558635581Dark skin just isn't very popular, that's all there is to it.
meido
End of an era, can we get a rerun?
>>558635626The weakest Sensei in the multiverse, truly dogshit at the game.
>>558635635Thanks a lot anon.Everything you said actually makes sense to me and is a pretty useful point of reference.I guess you could say that I'm having trouble trying to crystallize some core moral concepts related to my own Story and it's characters, so reading someone make sense of them in a clear way helps a lot.
With an Eri like this, who needs Erika?
>>558635995Are the Index novels even over?
>>558635581>they put less effort in those nigs than the ones in nuFE gameskekslmao evenglad I never got into it
>wannabe writer>says "it's" instead of "its"Not a good look.
>>558635581Chinese market literally has to edit black characters out of every American movie poster that goes to China, and you're wondering why we don't have x100 more of that? Asians don't have a fetish for black people that American's do.
>>558635995Unless the rerun includes Index and Last Order I don't want it.
>>558635581This looks awful man
snakebro...
>>558636093hundreds of years of worshipping jew on stick does that
>>558636046nope pretty sure there are over 50 of them at this point
>>558635890After the way the writers nonchalantly ignored her existence at the end of V5C2 and she no appearance in the epilogue, honestly never.Despite being a large part of the chapter she was treated like an afterthought in the conclusion which I found jarring.
>>558634547Cucks, not even once
>>558634702I think vol 6 is pretty good at that concept. Sensei nurtures the seed, but in the end you still need hope to come from within yourself.>>558635581So what's with that thing? I'm suddenly seeing them and there's a lot of likes even though they're uggos compared to the usual uma I've seen.
>>558635581Karin and Iori were so good that they realised they didn’t need any other brown girls.
Chihiro, the comfiest wife.
>>558635019I want to try and remember sentence structure and words from memory and not rely on AI.
>>558636162It'll be a shame Azamis snakes don't actually speak. That would pretty neat.
>>558635581What the fuck? How do you go from a cutie like Symboli Kris S to this shit?
>>558635890she owes me sex
>>558636201You wanted a conclusion to Nature's Beauty in the Hyakki arc?They'll get their own eventually, they spent plenty of time building up mystery around Kokuriko / Shuro. I struggle to think of a school with more setup for future shit than Hyakki.
>>558636368SRT...
>>558635581
>>558636358Those look like NPC umas, my neighga
>>558636257If sentence structure and words can be verified by one's own memory alone then we would have no need for proofreaders. And AI does a decent job at itAt the very least, it gives you a second opinion gathered from "common" sources
>>558636368They still have to do something with that massive tree they have.
>>558636398They just have foxes locked up, right?Hyakki has a sleeping retard, Nature's Beauty needing to be turned into good girls, the mystery of what Kokuriko actually is, Michiru's youtube channel and Kuzunoha.
There is no in-game proof that Momoi is racist
>>558636548>They just have foxes locked up, right?And the school is closed. Make it not closed.
I'm starting my chinamaxxing journey, /bag/. Wish me luck!
>>558636586All gamers are racist therefore Momoi is Racist
>>558636586>gaymer>not racist
>>558636548>the mystery of what Kokuriko actually isA hag
>>558636214>>558636358>So what's with that thing? I'm suddenly seeing them and there's a lot of likes even though they're uggos compared to the usual uma I've seen.Cygames decided to release American Umas based off American Horses.And ALL of them are black girls.Also their personal songs, are all hip-hop songs and purely on engrish, instead of the usual J-pop songs.And their dancing sequences are again, based off hip-hop music videos and based off american singers concerts.Cygames basically went full Westaboo with this release.
/hag/? /hag/.
>0/5 two days in a row >couldn't get back into top100>about to fall off from top200Fuck this shit.
>>558636548Please lawd give me Hyakki volume next. I want Arata, Niya alt, and Kaede alt.
>>558636548>They just have foxes locked up, right?I doubt itHaruna and Jumbles are released from prison every other day in GehennaSaori and the squad turn themselves in at the end of volume 6, only to be immediately released on good behaviorThere are various other examples, but basically prison isn't "real" in kivotos. It exists but its not meant to actually be a long term thing, since Kivotos is like a world that a child imagined. People often barely spend a week behind barsThe seven prisoners have been escaped from prison for months without issueKai was locked back up, only for one chapter later we see she's already back out of prison
>>558636776Didn’t they have another American Uma that was basically KanColle Iowa but a horse girl? How do you go from her to those?
>>558636840There's prison which your own school takes you for a couple days and then there's a (independent?) Correction Bureau which is actually a prison. Seven Prisoners were supposed to be locked up and the foxes are still locked up for years.
>>558636947>How do you go from her to those?Consultants.
>>558636820Have you considered the possibility that your team sucks?
>>558636840The gourmets are harder to keep locked up
>>558636693Yeah, but is she hag [Real, Graduation skipper] or Hag [Spooky, actually book manifestation].Been a while, but I could have sworn there were some lines in V5C2 hinting at their existence being tied to the books or stories or something.
>>558636947Yeah but that was years ago.Cygames is making tons of money off the Global Server thanks to steam, is one of the biggest sellers in the platform and they admitted that they didn't expected that at all.They are trying to court the American market with black umas, similar to what most gachas does by pandering to the China market by releasing a bunch of chinese characters.
>>558636776Wait a minute, they are official horse ? What the hell i thought chink hate nigger and jeet
>>558637132only shuro's
>>558636947those Umas are NPC Umas, dunno why they made them all black. Obey Your Master is an actual American Uma that is named rather than an NPC.
>>558637159>Americans are black???
>>558635581>>558636776>this is supposedly meant to celebrate american related competitions>american related horses are blackvery good representation of american culture, fentzombie horses when
>>558636776That shit is actually official? And somehow people don't think it's offfensive?I don't understand what makes people angry or not anymore
>>558637178Really? Guess I remembered it the wrong way around, I thought it was that Kokuriko's existence was dependent on Shuro's beliefe.I really need to do a story re-read at some point.
>>558637218They are
>>558636776This looks so bad what the fuck
>>558635581Wanted to off-top with the same thing but I see someone did that for me, thanks
>>558636779I've seen this image a dozen times and just realized his hand is phasing through her coat
>>558637214>that namedoes she own slaves?
Wakamo more like Wakacute
>>558637091>Kuroko UE40, Iori UE30, Hoshino UE30, Shun/Tsubaki UE40, SShiroko, Hibiki It's the most meta team I can make without spending tons of resources and it was enough for the previous weeks to stay in top 100.
Real women don't look at explosions.
JFDs would be a lot better if they made defense drills less of an inherent pain in the ass.
>>558637132>>558637178>>558637257I think the twist will be Kokuriko is the fake one
>>558637218always have been, chud
>>558637323They couldnt get the rights to the name and to avoid copyright they named her thatThe actual horse name its based on is "Pay the Butler"
>>558637323>was a bay horse bred in Kentucky by Robin Scully's Clovelly Farm>KentuckyTake a guess
>>558636779They have to make her and Kaguya 18 right?
>>558636776You either get chinkslop or muttslop. Good thing blue archive isn't that popular in china or america.
>>558637442Why does their age matter? You some sort of faggot?
>>558637351as a steamy newfag this was the easiest JFD so far and i have an extremely comfy 4/4/4
>>558637218They are the cornerstone of American culture alongside Judaism.
>>558635229She's not that fat
>>558637473BA is widely popular in chinkland
>>558637373I will be thoroughly amused if my retardation has had me getting ahead of the writers by just completely misinterpreting / remembering their setup and taking a shortcut straight to the conclusion.
>>558637483Maybe I should've specified in relative terms. The other JFD drills are far more comfier (except maybe the rio bot sometimes) than defense ones
>>558637589Kokuriko is the safest bet.She looks really inhuman compared to Shuro who's just a monkey and can cry and laugh.
We were denied of superior Ichika
Nagusa clogged my toilet again…
Time for pats.
>>558637478Hags deserve hag ages.
>>558637702can she be blonde too...
>>558637373The setup is kinda obvious innit?>Shuro is the bard>she exists despite not having her own ghost stories>meanwhile Kokuriko has a ghost story of her own that she shows Yukari>despite Shuro's failures she still likes herplus its pretty unnatural to be Kokuriko's age in Kivotos anyway
>>558636776I thought these were just NPCs.haven't touched uma in years but damn I still feel bad if that's happening to them.
>>558635581>>558636776>check>it's realcycucks will never recover from this.
>>558637483If you actually started with steam release then there's no way it's the easiest one. There were several before where it easy to get max coins not just 444.
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>558637864>>558635581oh HELL to the fucking noholy shit this franchise is cooked
>>558635581those look like the trash npcs I sometimes get in uraretown that I throw away
i want to fuck kei
the Umas ARE NPCS you dumbasses now can we get back to the topic of Blue Archive?
Why are these PUTAS inside my cafe?
>>558638105When they add male to BA would you still say the same thing
>>558636776This is hilariously tone-deaf like that comic with MIles Thor.
>>558638182but they won't. why do you think i give a shit about what other games are doing?
>>558638129DAMN LOOK AT THAT CAKEWhat do they even feed that cat larper?
>>558638105And NPCs are supposed to be CUTE/SEXY/BOTH
>>558637167Did ZZZ completely miss your head?
>>558638182>Uma adds brown horse girls>comparing it to adding malesretard
>>558638284THERE ARE NIG IN ZZZ TOO ?
>>558637292Need more Mika to fix this goddamn thread
im having fun
>>558637589Broke: realizing the answer to a mystery through clever deduction and character dialogue Woke: realizing the answer to a mystery because a 38 year old who's still in high school is so retarded that it breaks the entire setting A setting where everyone is supposed to be children, and even characters like Rio and Hasumi are made to still be 17 very purposefully because it is the setting of the entire story The story about children who need an adult to show them the path forward, falls apart when the child is older than all the adults. She's no longer a child, she's a fucking adult
>>558635581I'm suddenly glad Nexon doesn't try to pander more to Global because holy FUCK what the hell is this
>>558637652It just thematically makes sense to me.Kokuriko is the one who, chronologically, doesn't make sense to still be there.Shuro is also clearly dependent on Kokuriko in a daughter-ish way, so having Kokuriko be dependent on her in turn makes the relationship mutual rather than lopsided.
>>558638375
>>558638413>she's a fucking adultIt would be kino if she was also a victim like Ayame and her real self has been stuck on a limbo without waking up all this time and she ends up being rescued and being 18 years old or somethingIm not saying this because I want Kokuriko alive or anything I just think it would be funny if Yukari had a who knows how old aunt who is near her age around her life
>>558638484Hey I remember this semen demon. Wasn't enough to get me to install ZZZ though.
>>558638484That a Italian
>>558634498Based
>>558638484This is more of a tan girl and looks better compared to low effort those uma devs put.
I masturbated but it didn't feel particularly good and I took a while to get there
>>558638375I meant the whole black culture thing
Which student is the batman of kibotos?
>>558638542I'd ask to go further and get a Kokuriko who was even younger than Yukari but still overbearing, but Hyakki already has a lolibaba and I like Kokuriko's design too much to throw it away.
>>558638620TMI
>>558635905>peopleYou are too kind
>>558637070> the foxes are still locked up for years.bro, in universe the entire story has taken place over less than a year. Couple months at most>But...Don't think
I'm falling for an AGP baggot
>>558638649Hoshino unironically goes around Abydos after hours fighting crime.
>>558635581They look so fucking bad holy shit
>>558637167>>558637256>>558637875>>558637958>That shit is actually official? >Wait a minute, they are official horse ?Yeah its realhttps://x.com/tomono_mikoto/status/2026270645743661516Didn't you see the giant shitstorm that happened in /uma/ over this?Also they are at the same time, dealing with a NA Localization issue censoring their Valentines Eventhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/PMDELvwNw5MTLDR>horse girl is for (you)>calls you Master>localizators remove "Master" and replace it with Trainer>why? because "Master" is "Icky" according to their Head Translation Team on twitter>Valentines comes>Horse girl on her Valentines Alt gives you a chocolate with the word "Master" on it>localizators ask Cygames to censor the chocolate>now the chocolate says Trainer instead of MasterRemember to never let Localizators get away with changing things, because IT WILL GET WORSE if you let them
>>558638656there's a solution for that, just have her keep her book and she can use it to turn into old Kokuriko during gameplay
>>558638649Saori or HinaHina fights crime in gotham daily, she has her own rogues gallery, she only goes outside at night, also she's literally a batWhile Saori is the prep time student who can beat anyone with prep time, even hina
>>558638413>The story about children who need an adult to show them the path forward, falls apart when the child is older than all the adultsWorked for Kei. She's older, wiser, and better put together than sensei is at this point. In terms of mentality and spirit.
>>558638725Stop using Kei for shitpost.
>>558638620That's age catching up to you, son.Half of my masturbation session end up with me falling asleep with half chub. I'm 36 and regularly exercise, could be overworking, or just can't get it as lively as younguns anymore
>>558638795I dont have a horse on this race personally and I dont mind the black UMAs I think some of these are cute, I just think its in really bad taste to make every American NPC horse black
>>558638706>in universe the entire story has taken place over less than a year5 years in and retards still think time actually flows in Kivotos since Senseis arrival lmao You'd think after the 3rd New Years event you'd have caught on.
Americans are talking about their black obsession again.
>>558638649Ignore the fools, it's Mina.>Noir roleplayer keeping the streets clean, terrifies thugs with the mere sound of her themetune
>>558638795I have literally never heard of these black horse girls and I browse /v/ religiously
>>558638853What kei is based on is old, but kei herself isn't old. She's a complicated existence. She didn't gain a sense of self until fairly recently due to Aris.Key might be older, but Kei is very young and ignorant about human stuff or making choices for herself, just like the students she is a new existence who is learning and growing, developing into her own person. Just like the forgotten gods; she was given a chance to start over in life from scratch, and discover who she wanted to be as a child. And she needs an adult to guide her through that development.Its fairy different from an old woman who already lived out her entire school life but just refused to graduate out of anger, because her family exiled her or whatever.
I'm the only one in Binah plat with my roster limitation and investments. Why am I so good at the game?
They made a long and hard point about how similar Mika and Saori are to each other but Subaru is pretty much repeating Mika's mistakes in Vol 6 right now
>>558638437The last time nexon tried to pander to global was when they had that content creator stream program to promote BA. Which they canceled in less than 24 hours if I remember right because the backlash was so severe
>>558638947time hasn't passed, no it hasn't been five years>But there's three new years eventsall took place on the same year, don't think about it>But sensei was in multiple places at oncehe's very fast, don't think about it
>>558639015Isnt this complicated from the fact that Kei remembers basically everything from the past? Like, a really fucking long time in the past
>>558638795just got this from recommendationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sc02SZHWZII rarely check uma general but I can totally see the meltdownlmao>that localizationAlso it's sad that there seem to be no pushback against it. I'm glad that BA fandom keep it together by making sure to report any shitty localization. Imagine if they didn't change Mika's princess line.
>>558639058>their picks were an anime traitor, a tranny, a twitch whore sellout and Connor (derogative)I cannot fathom the disaster we have avoided.
>>558639058>Hire a guy who's extremely anti loli who's community are all people that call that stuff pedo shit, and he rallies his community to put a stop to loli shit calling it creepy>hire this guy to advertise your loli gameseems like a stupid choice to me
>I will not become a little girl>I will not go to school>I will not exchange my divine power for a fucking firearm>and I sure as fuck will not lust after m*rtal manWhat the fuck is this assholes problem?
>>558639191>who is community are
>>558639185>have blacks singing Japanese popIs this really American? the song actually doesnt sound like the usual American crap they put out on the daily over there.
>>558639230
>>558638795Localization aside how is changing from "Master" to "Trainer" means she's not for (You) now? It's just a changed title.Seems like a nothing burger
>>558639230I want to see more Celestial Pantheon niggas just to know who refused to become a little girl
>>558638963But she’s the sidekick to Kisaki.
I too like it when Izuna calls me my tutor instead of my lord
>>558638795lmfao glad i dropped all their games years agoi still love my galleon dakimakura though
>See some japanese poster talking about some VN on my twitter feedWe need a student who's breasts feel "too big" but in a good way>WELL WHAT ABOUT HASOOMyou don't understand, her breasts look normal for her body proportionally, so do Satsuki's. Its not unusual at all, its proportional.Because its proportional to their figure due to their elongated limbs, nothing about it feels special or large. I'm not a fan of large breasts that don't really feel large because they're proportional to the figure of the girl. So big just ends up feeling normal in the end.Large breasts only feel fun when you see them and they automatically just stand out.
>>558638795>went from this to shitty nigressoh no no no no.
>>558639438Post it
>>558639496But we have Hanae and Kaede.
Finally 3 stars.Maxing 2 stars makes me feel pretty miserable.
>>558639303>Localization aside how is changing "I love you" to "I like you" means she's not for (You) now? It's just a changed word>Seems like a nothing burger
blue archive
>Kei dressed up in Alice's maid outfitwasted opportunity, since it's just the comic anyway they should've put her into one of MomoMido's rejected maid outfit designs maybe they're keeping that for the actual alt
>>558639591She'll have a farmable node in eeeehhhhh 3 years tops.
The last 4 new raid bosses were yesod, tiphereth, Geburah, and Chokmah, over the span of a year.Now that volume ex is finished, which new raid bosses will they focus on next? Since they can't pull from mecha Hebrew mysticism anymore
>>558639406>refusedSet was put to sleep like the bitch he is and missed the chance when everyone started their total recall.
>>558639523w/ bonus galleon plush
>>558639728Rio said they start investigating Slumpa now, so more animatronic
>>558639658You are a pervert.
I prefer if Izuna call me my shogun
>>558639728More Hyakkiyako ghost tale fuckery.
>>558639618>changing "I love you" to "I like you" This happened in Fate some years ago.Everyone defended the change because they wanted to ship Castoria with another Servant instead of the MC
>>558639728Library of loreUrban Legend/Creepypasta kino
https://x.com/nanodes3d/status/2026493604253020350Finally, someone can answer whether Satsuki has a tail or its just part of her outfit
>>558639728the loch ness monster
>>558639956it was answered days ago retard
>>558639970That dang Loch Ness monster took my last tree fiddy
>>558639956For people that weren't here earlier
I wonder if Hasumi is going to be mad that I invited "that gehenna hypno skank" instead of her today
>>558639728Skinwalker, Bigfoot, mothman, wendigo, chupacabra, unabomber, O.J Simpson and many more.
>>558639956Fool, that's the one that creates the question.The answer is that it's just part of her outfit until further notice.
I hate the Nameless Priests.
>>558638795KEK the comments are pretty brutal
>finally reading dKayoko's momos>crack a laugh after reading thisFucking zoomers, man
>>558639728Mecha-7 deadly sins.It's just mecha-Sensei's and they get along really well with him and dote on the students.
>>558635581>dreadlocksthose are not black umasthey are nigger umas
>>558638272I honestly want to see backstories of all students, surely they were mobs before they get their current position now.
I'm kind of obsessed with her goofy smile
the sweepers getting knocked back by repeated attacks makes this jfd feel way more brutalthey're just little guys...
>>558638624Shouldn't you be shitting up /gig/?
Smoking on that joint that made the fire drill
https://rentry.org/BAJPengpatchAt long last, there is an english patch for JP pc client. Now you don't need to wait 4 months for spoilers
>>558640921As if id ever move from global to become a filthy beta testing cuck.
>The forced race shitposts got spammed on /v/ and /vg/ didn't work so the schizo posted it here instead>/bag/ just ate it up without a doubtyou disappointed me /bag/did we learn anything after all of those mahjong collab schizo posting happened almost 2 years ago?
>>558641014who are you quoting
>>558640921Our TL makes mistakes sometimes, but I don't trust anon TLs either
Interesting, is this the only time you see the base version on an alt momotalk?
>>558637159don't get my wife in this dark discussion
>>558641014I'll forget about it in 1 hour.
>>558641014what the fuck are you talking about
>>558640921It's pretty easy to get spoilers in realtime if you want them.
>>558641014We laugh at the misfortune of other games, nothing personnel
this girl's pretty forward...
>>558640508frfr?
>>558641084no
>>558641084No, happens shitloads.Plenty of the dress and swimsuit alts have it.
>>558639907>remembering this line and felt it was off>I was rightI'm sickened.
>>558641084No. Plenty of other alt momotalks where the student appears in her base formsEimi, pjNoa and pjYuuka to name a few
>>558640974>a filthy beta testing cuckThat rich coming from a globalcuck.
>>558641175>personnel
>>558641084Somewhat rare, but it happens more than you think.
>>558641014Retards always let the schizo spam and samefag his offtopic garbage made with ChatGPT or some other similar shit instead of report itAlways the same posting style with the same 2 or 3 replies
>>558641302Behead every midori poster
>>558641290thats GlobalCHAD to you. Besides who would drop their account at this point to start fresh on JP? Thats stupid.
>>558641216This one is my favorite
>Wake up>FGO shitposting>Go get breakfast>Nigger horsesToday is certainly a day...
>>558638437That's not pandering to the majority of global though.
>>558641368>GlobalCHAD>Only get to fuck students 5 months laterEnjoy your used goods like a cuck, "GlobalCHAD".
Pull for Ritz
It is time
>>558641290>>558641368>>558641513Ladies ladies you're both beautiful.
>>558641513You don't even know Japanese
>>558641547FREE CHILDREN !?
Nerufags wet dream:
>>558641521
>>558635727anime?
>>558641547SAAR
>This fake ass server rivalry shitpostingRetards.
>>558641741it's the monkey playing both sides
>>558641741always unfortunately
>uma need 3rd party app in order to sweep
why is kei trying to seduce sensei
>>558641302Dumb newfag.
why does it all come back to the monkey in the end
>>558641547>it takes 100days to farm a single studentThat's so fucked up
.. -- .--. .-. . --. -. .- - . / ... . -..- / .-- .. - .... / .. -... ..- -.- ..
>>558641645Disgusting.
Haha...
>>558641645you just took off the reason people love neru
>>558641860Theory:What if the Monkey IS Epstein? After he faked his death, he moved to the Cayman Islands and now spends all his day shitposting
>>558634362guh
>>558641860Two people are calling each other cuck, what do you think?If someone talks like a monkey, behaves like a monkey, and looks like a monkey, you call them monkey.
Ur a faget
How would /bag/ handle it when Nexon introduces a monkey student
>>558641667A Misanthrope Teaches a Class for Demi-Humans. There are a few other students that share VAs with BA. The bun has Natsu VA and the rat has Irohas.Fair warning though this shit feels like it was pulled from 2010.
>>558642136Your Kai?
>>558642136Thrilled if it's also a loli.I might finally get over Andira being stuck in that fucking kusogame gbf became.
>>558642136Bro?
>>558642136Bro, your Decacunnies?
>>558642123>knocking aris up>not knocking kei up instead
Year 2026>still no Horse Hybrid Student to celebrate the Year of the Horse>still no Clown Student>still no Racer Queen Student>still no Vtuber Student>still no Ojou-Sama Student>still no Horse Raider Student>still no Farmer Student>still no Bartender Student>still no Casino Card Dealer Student>still no Pirate Student>still no Phantom Thief Student>still no Competitive Ice Dancer Student>still no Paleontologist Student>still no Gun Smith Student>still no Illusionist Vegas Magician Student>still no Air Force Pilot Student>still no Naval Admiral Student>still no Gunblade User StudentAlso>still no Gehenna Military School Volume>still no Wild Hunt Art School Volume>still no Oddyzeus Maritime School Volume>still no Chronos Journalist School Volume>still no Highlander Train School Volume
>For my next torture method, I'll stuff you with Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks
>>558642030Nta but I prefer to call them chimpanzees because that's exactly how they look and behave
>>558642370Just end my suffering instead.
>>558642370Do I get marinara sauce at least?
i just discovered a new way to pleasure my penis
>>558642370Stuffing Satsuki with my own breadstick
>>558642297The answer is to impregnate them both, anyway.
>>558642262Kek, I've never made this connection, since Sof's headset not that jarring.
The fuck? It just ends on a cliffhanger. What did you want to tell me!!!
>>558642486This post is so good I had to screenshot it
i really enjoy a fanart of depressed student being happy, and cheerful student get beaten up. what is this condition called?
>>558641014>those mahjong collab schizo posting happened almost 2 years ago?oh fuck I remember that cuckpostingso pretty much more than half of those racebaiting posts are made up and exaggerated huh?
>>558642572bye bye
Good night, /bag/
>>558642370I like Olive Garden though.
>>558642308>no Ojou-Sama StudentThis is the only unforgivable offense
>>558642308I want a prostitute student.
>>558642586>what is this condition called?human...
>>558642486what's there to do other than stroking it or messing with the tip?
>>558642649Your Hanako?
I want a cow student.
>>558642606GODDAMN NOT AGAIN
Mika is growing on me a lot. I normally don't care for the le crazy girls but there's something extra sweet about her
Release her
>>558642586Opposite Day, it's a popular holiday
>>558642486It's very inappropriate to make that your momotalk status though
>>558642649>I want a prostitute student.Unironically ask Nexon for a Prisma Illya collab with the official prostitute costumes.
>>558642680position your penis head in palm, and put your fingers around it's trunk. wiggle and and twist your hand around. its really fun
>>558642649So you want someone who resembles your mother, right?
>>558642856WAY OUT OF LINE, BUD
>>558642890but what if I unscrew it
>>558642884Hibiki already wears one.
>>558642562I was only aware because an anon a long time ago pointed it out who probably got it from a nip
>>558642786
>>558643010woof
>>558643076oh no don't woof
>>558642786I'd release in her.
When is the next stream?
>>558643139NOWPANIC
>>558642586bored with life maybe
>>558643139Soon™
>>558643139April
Mika won
>>558643139
>>558643167
>>55864307615 yr old… I want to make several litters
>>558643295That's old in dog years bro
>>558643139When they announce it on Twitter
>>558643170Natsu knows that pain is romantic too.
>>558643364No it actually means Hibiki is barely over 2
>>558643170this nigga talks like philosopher
Feed your fish
Who is she...?
I hate sex so much. I wish it didn't exist.
>>558643578Do I reel her in?
>>558643619She literally introduces herself here
>>558643619The third saiba sister Aoi
>>558643578Wrong game
>>558643578still would
>>558641014i remember
I'm playing volume 3 ch 4 for the first time and I got the idea to make this, I hope you like it :)
>>558643578why do so many people want to fuck her?
>>558643632
>>558643872MiKAMI-sama
>>558643872
>>558643389>>558643139You don't really need an announcement. The March event in on the 18th, so schedulewise the April event is on the 22nd. That means the April stream is airing 18th or 19th of April.
>>558643692SIR DO NOT REDEEM FISH
>been gaming extra hard lately>come check in on /bag/>porn and racismIt's like I never left
>>558643619@gork is this real?
>>558644051why black panties?
>>558643290I fucking love this thumbnail
>>558644051I know, we're too based for /vg/
>I had to level up KotoriPain in the ass>I had to level up SaoriFinally a chance to blow my load of Arius mats
>>558643915angry looking girls erotichope that helps
>>558643872pat pat pat
>>558644167>sHanako twiceyou didn't beat the jfd
>>558644093It's a perfect frame
>>558644176but isn't angry girls normal?
>>558644167>>I had to level up KotoriBro?
Post it
>>558644141Based on what?
>>558644167>"had to"If you were aiming for min coins Hibiki would have soloed anyway
>>558644351
>>558644323He means angsty, which is a bit different
>>558644405We burn evil witches here
I'm kinda thinking about getting one of those Fubuki fumo but I'm not about to drop like 50 bucks on a doll.
If Shun got turned into a little girl can we get an aged up alt of a loli
>>558644396>Kayoko>erotic
>>558644448We love evil witches here
>>558644167>Spending resources for JFD coinsI can't imagine this maths out well.
WE love Tsukiyuki Miyako here at /bag/
>>558644403Mari would never
>>558644464>started recently and my Fubuki is still 1*Painful
>>558644610He's not even getting more JFD coins
>>558644405Mika being an unstoppable stalker was some good shit.
>>558644625>we fucksMiyako is black?
>>558644478Iroha (Third Year)
>>558644695It was a hard choice to dump valuable doodads on my little donut munching police girl but I had a thing for her as soon as I saw her.
Aggie EoS when? Not sure if I have enough free time to finish this.
>>558644798I have no idea who they are without halos... I'm guessing left is Airi?
>>558644610JFD artifacts are the bottleneck.
>>558644868It's the 3 normal girls isn't it, with Airi on the left?
>>558644795I'll probably end up spending permits to raise all welfare students to 3* and call it a day
>>558644909The real bottlenecks aren't even on the JFD shop
>>558644915For the best honestly. I'm an idiot and have a thing for two girls gameplay wise are bricks.
I like how ill fitting the gear on the arius mobs are, makes them look particularly cute and vulnerable. Look at how small she is, her chest is the same size as her knife, it just makes them easier to pity, cute little child soldier
>>558644992Not really you always get tons from events.
I just know these koreans fight the urge to give every character huge broad shoulders and tiny almond heads
>>558644545
>>558645040Nebra and Phaistos Disks are the worst offenders and the devs know it, that's why they aren't on the shop
>>558644995>max sub but not basic which is actually valuable Bro...
Is Fuuka a plain girl
>>558644909Sure, but how many artifacts and energys worth of reports / credits were spent leveling students up to get peanuts extra at best?
>using clonesyou didn't clear the JFDyou didn't clear the raidyou didn't clear Blue Archive
>>558645134I don't know how to play the game very well.
>>558645212Gehennoids can't be plain.
>>558644995I'm kinda retarded in that regard as well, idk why but I have to bring every 1* and 2* to at least 3*. Yesterday I farmed some hards just so I can raise Juri to 3* and I don't think I ever used her
ERIIII PITTER
3/3/3 take it or leave it
>>558645117I have like 90 Nebraskas and Phaistos is mostly useless after maxing dHina. Meanwhile I'm always out of kumbayas and rockets of all types.
>>558645235clone deez nuts into your mouth
Drawhttps://magma.com/d/mNrCre9IQjhttps://magma.com/d/mNrCre9IQjhttps://magma.com/d/mNrCre9IQj
>>558645117fuck my niggerfaggot life I have basically no discs left so I cannot build my doress hiner and I can craft so many choice artefact boxes every month
>>558642601The localizer shit is somewhat true but yes, the race baiting one is insanely forcedin short, shits went like:Uma jp 5th anni revealed new "story mode" (10th? so far) that take place in Breeder Cup race, USSome black NPCs spotted but didn't get much attentionFast forward to released dayThey added a ton of new NPCs and not just those blacks, exclusive to the "new mode" and they don't have any voiceZero surprise cuz it's the US and there were in fact, literal black american uma in the anime before (michelle my baby)People (jp and global) only gave a shit about new main umas insteadFirst day after released shitposters tried to use those black npcs to shitpost Most didn't take the baitSo the second day they went all out, started spamming and samefagging on /uma/ and only stopped few hours agoA different schizo on /v/ that hate uma so much tried to make the race shitposting thread But most umafags on there are smarter and just made another threads to useThat schizo got mad, linked his thread to the normal ones to derail them and started mass report if it didn't workAll end in failure so now they go for /bag/ (and probably other generals too)The pics in >>558636776 and >>558638795 are taken from xitter where they try to put all those nigger npc in the concert mode (npc can't sing)In reality , the mode only have 6 races (as in racecourse, not human race) and you only meet at max 1-2 nigger npcs per race (0 if you are skipfags)That pretty much it, i don't want to shit up the thread with horsefucker thing anymoreblue archive
Would Utaha sing covers of David Bowie?
i want to cum on kei's pale white face
Sex.With Ibuki.
Miyako?More like Mid-yuck-o
where's the new pvp season I'm so bored I want to see how Toki fares in this hilarious tank spam meta
>>558643578Hey I don't play idolmaster, but I just wanna say I love ShiburinHioriRinzeTemariMisuzu
>>558645483>i don't want to shit up the thread with horsefucker thing anymore>does it anyway hours later
>>558645642It's literally written in the pvp menu, read nigga
How do we revive /bag/?
>>558645735more seia
Isn't Mika's bikini kind of daring...
>558645735Let's sacrifice gookako for good crops
>>558645735Get a job, nigger.
>>558645832Raped by sensei? Don't tell me it is animals.
>>558645832She was smart enough to recognize a pyramid scheme at least
>>558645817Gookako would give shit crops. Let's sacrifice Seia instead.
>>558645735Ibushiko
>>558645735Bring Pikaman back and forgive him.
This is my wife.
>>558645991No bweeh = no forgib
>>558646089Mika-nyan!
>Leave Vol Seven Prisoners to me
Kei LOVE
Damn shame Mika isn't in the archive banner, I'd switch from Azusa to her if she was
>>558646162> Leave Wakamo jobbing for 4 years> Didn't touch Akira for 2 years, until Wild Hunts> Akemi> Didn't at least leave any design of the remaining 3 prisoners before leaving
>>558646267I like Azusa more
>>558646267Zeus is cuter than Mika
>>558637406There is no copyright, they're just being faggots with "respect" and acting like there is. You can't copyright a horse.
you DID roll for bEimi, right?
>>558644464I'm just getting started on my fubuki journey I haven't been playing too long, but I gave in and ordered it after seeing the people who keep fubuki plush posting on twitter
my princesswife Mika>>558646089my wife too
>>558646407
>>558646437Need Zoos
why is zeus propaganda so effective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFjgiZUGn80
>What made you think that the 7 prisoners went from 1 to 7 sensei?
>>558645483>>558636776>>558638795How the fuck did /uma/ sweep this under the rug without there being a shitstorm on /v/ or the other cygames generals here and how did I miss it?
>>558638575that's a complimentt. italian
>>558646464>You can't copyright a horse.You wouldn't steal a car
>>558646795Where chocomintWhere nuts
Students?
>>558646703Azusa is genuinely one of the sweetest girl in this game.
>>558646795NEED kazusa gf like this
>>558646846You have to understand that anyone who can be invested in Umamusume for longer than 6 months is deeply mentally unwell
>>558645117They are in the shop thoughbeited
>>558646846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrlYAWOxf2oSame way /bag/ swept this under the rug
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>558645309>idk why but I have to bring every 1* and 2* to at least 3*That's actually important for unlocking bond gear momotalks at least. I buy a bit of Michiru shards every month to get her to 3* and unlock her story.
>>558646846>>558646913>>558646940>>558646942>>558645642>without there being a shitstorm on /v/ Theres LITERALLY a 500 posts thread on /v/ about this right now anonSee>>733820973>>733820973>>733820973
>>558647063Newfags can't cross-link
Nigga who cares.
>>558638795I am wheezing right now. Sides in orbit. Americans in shambles. West finished. The only thing left is praying this won't happen to (You)
>former arius student>arius volume released>have less screentime than shimiko
>>/v/733820973 >>/v/733820973 >>/v/733820973
>>558647154She's too busy with hunting down the limited momo friends merch
>>558647170>>558647094
die /bag/ die die
clappin beatrice cheeks
>>558647094the fuck do you expect from culture war tourists
>>558647283She need to come back as a student, she was the only one with dark sclera
MY wife.
>black girls :|>black girls Japan :0
>>558647302Don't reply to me with garbage like that lil brosenzo
coom in Nozoom.
>>558647323not one item in that outfit would be allowed in wildhunt
>>558647354nigguh
>>558647354she's not black she's just melanin-enhanced
>>558647272
>>558635581i'm not racist but man, why are dark skinned people so unattractive
There's a difference between cute girls (Tanned) and niggers
banitas bani bani
Aris fanart that doesn't include Key is going into the negative
>>558635581Everyone else is concerned so I must be concerned too.
>>558647635>KeyKei
>>558647635>ArisAlice
>>558643972I wonder what the Arius students who moved to Trinity would think of Mika if they came across her during breaks
>>558642856wing grabbing is hot
Start posting fuckable niggers
>>558647721That's not really comparable. Aris vs Alice is a localization issue. Key vs Kei is a story issue. Saying Key is like saying AL-1S every time.
>>558647635Kei feeling guilty about monopolizing sensei so she convinces him to fuck Alice despite her having zero interest in sex would make for a pretty good doujinshi.
>SeiaSayah
>>558647695"Nooo don't call her Pina it's actually Fina!!!" ahh post
>>558647886>>558647821
>>558646940That was just koreans being korean. This uma thing is as if you asked an AI to write what cygames next move would be based on everything antis had said over the last 5 years. BA is lucky that at worst we get classic backstabbing and infighting rather than the tone deaf and cringe attempts at trend chasing the [current thing] (5 years out of date) that has come to define cykagames.
>>558647935why does Hiyori's hair say "niini"?
Opinions?How will this affect the Pandemonium summer?
>>558648030I hope it's just a part of her outfit, otherwise it would be too silly, fucking microdick of a tail
>>558648030Satsuki is a taillet...
>>558647967>This uma thing is as if you asked an AI to write what cygames next move would beFunny, Cygames did set up an AI studio recently.
Guh
>>558648086It's about how you use it.
>>558648030There should be a momotalk where Sensei yanks that shit as a joke but Satsuki cries a lot because her threshold for pain is tiny>>558648086Tiny tail means mischievous
>>558647821KEY
>>558648030We've talked about this before it's not a tail
>>558646940Still can't comprehend their masterplan>We're too managed by a big company>Acquired by big and arguably worse company instead
>>558648030Next you’re gonna tell me Iroha has tiny horns inside that floof
>>558648156That's very nice. However, you can go and re-read chapter 3 of final where her nametag changes right in front of you.
>>558648030Taillets, not even once.
>>558648156What eroge companies are the twins?
>>558648197well they should retcon it to be a tail because it'd be cute
>>558648156Boomers have games in 1989?
>>558648156Retard
>>558647597>cute girls (Tanned)That's cope. You can be black without african facial features. SEAniggers are called like that for a reason
>>558648248GUH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcI4VpbOtnI
>>558648405I fucked her
>>558648156maybe go actually read the story someday, retard
>>558648248>4 toes.....would still
Does this make her full name Nintendo Alicesoft
>>558648251Wendybell and Tinkerbell Borh are division of Cyber(saiba)works
My wife Kii
Sex with Fubuki, describe it
Garfield
>B-but in the story is Kei with i and not with yGezz I wonder why, maybe because IN JAPANESE YOU LITERALLY CAN'T WRITE A VOCAL THAT'S NOT N ALONE???????
>>558648515>t.
>>558648507>Momoi's last name is a reference to the company that made the tentacle rape game InyouchuuBased
Kei is named after KeyLike key-value pairIt's a programming joke
>>558648589you are continuing to expose that you haven't actually read the storyeither do it or kill yourself
>>558648506
>>558648156Alicesoft being the most hardcore out of those 5 and Key being the tamest can't be coincidence..
Alright
>>558648589In Japanese her name went from Kagi to Kei. The problem is that you actually must write show a name change because it's important in the story. There's a big bit about being able to choose your own name where they tell Malkuth they were able to change their names.
>>558648156>Yuzu and Alice are soft, Key is a clanker
Would you eat a Kei lime pie?
>>558648690Adorable daughterwife
Why do people still pretend not to understand that their names are Aris and Kei?
>>558648690Chink special
I'll just call her Key deliberately because it's funny to see autists popping a vein every time.I'll call the students units, too.
>>558648769Having sex with the space between her sole and the shoe
>>558648786Don't try to add your trannylation on top of that. Alice and Kei.
I call the gookakos retards too
>>558648786Who are Aris and Kei? Do you mean Allison and Kim?
I demand new Azusa content
Pat pat pat
>>558648786>Aris and KeiAliceKey
Actually it's Arisu
>>558648156>Yuzu comes from YuzusoftDoes that mean Yuzu is generic AF like the moeslop Yuzusoft shits out every year?
Alice and Kai
>>558648967Shut up plotcuck, moechads are talking.
>>558648986I can't even lick the tail because it would look like, you know
>>558648986She is a taillet lol
>>558648986W-why is it moving? I thought it was part of her clothes
Baito Sumire's cafe pat animation looks so nice. I feel kinda connected to her since she was in my intiial roster.
>>558649184Sorry for your loss, having such a crappy student alt as part of your first roster.
>>558648986Still not entirely convinced due to it being too similar in style to her uniform, guess we'll find out at Pandemonium Summer.
>>558648589>CAN'T WRITE A VOCAL THAT'S NOT N ALONEwhat? key is written like this: キー
>>558648986It's like the futa pics where the dick size is in negative correlation to breast size.
>>558649243You can't have alts in the first roll, retarded tourist. Obviously I meant base Sumire.
>>558648986Why am I so autistic? I want to hop on the twitter and call everyone posting this dumb and stating that this, in fact, is not the truth
Kei the homewrecker
gowomen yuuka...
>>558649373https://x.com/nanodes3d/status/2026493604253020350It's on the official model.
>>558649487As opposed to the unofficial chibbi?
https://x.com/linpa93/status/1883780689591693772Its nice to see an actual simple animationHoly fuck i hate those chink slop animation
>>558649541When can you see the official chibi from that angle?>inb4 you bring up the UNOFFICIAL datamine
>>558649580bro just rotate
>>558648986I’d say this would be akin to the Haruna wing situation but it looks too much like an accessory or part of her clothes to be an actual tail.
>>558647637>Everyone else is concerned
which menu does Rinny's L2D appear in?
>>558649648There is no chibi viewer. Cafe angle doesn't allow you to view that. It is the same shit when retards claimed Akira is trinity because that's what the datamine said.
>>558649580>When can you see the official chibi from that angle?When can you see Rio's holster skindentations?The devs stillspent part of an interview discussing it.When can you see the shorts Satsuki models tail in official content?>inb4 you bring up the UNOFFICIAL artist tweet
>>558635581I just remembered Sweep Tosho had a card with a skill that basically translated to "nigger nigger black magic" that got changed when nips started shitposting but I never imagined it would come to this.
>>558648589holy
>>558649797>the youtube shorts are not official contentlollmao
Reminder the decas are very fucking dead
Boys?
>>558649759Your datamines?
>>558649859>The game isn't official contentlollmao
Why do people not want Satsuki to have a tail? It's cute.
>>558649956The game is just as much official. You can't see the tail in the game because you can't view the model from that angle. Datamine does not count because it's been proven wrong before. Everything that is datamined can be changed at any moment by official content. Are you really going to repeat the whole conversation?
>>558650062I love hags wearing outfits inappropriate for their age
(You) will never be this happy
>>558650083We can if you want. Go get me a screenshot of the tail in the official youtube shorts. I'll wait.>Datamines can be tampered with!So can models tweeted by unofficial channels on twitter.
>>558650018It would be nice but its simply wrong
When Subaru banner?
>>558650231>le grumpy girl
>>558650236hate to be that guy but it looks like a bullet is flying into her head
>>558650018I want all the girls to have glasses because it's cute but people will rightfully disagree.
>>558650320Don't worry, she will tank that
>>558650313she's not grumpy she's focused
Say something bad about Serika
>>558650407>disability is cute
>>558649487NIGGER ITS A CLOTHING BULLSHIT THINGY NOT A TAIL NIG
you were really cool out there, mika...
>>558650083Why is it modelled then.>they just did it as a joke bro, a feature on a model that is in the game right now is totally the same as some internal placeholder data values, they're fully banking on that feature being normally obscured and will immediately scramble to erase it if there's ever an option or context that changes the camera angle to let you catch a glimpse>therefore it's non-canonThis doesn't make any sense.
>>558650018If it were longer I wouldn't mind. It looks weird and stubby. There's also been zero hint of it on any of the other official art.Looks far more like it's just some clothing tassel.
If that's the official tail then Satsuki is not just a demon, she's a pig demon.Look at that baby tail.
>>558650439Ugly, retarded, bitch, smells like shit, worst Abydos, worst student. God I fucking hate this cunt.
>>558650519I thought the whole argument was that it's not on the chibi. Why else reply with >>558649541
It's just a joke by the devs. Same as the "sensei's property" tattoo on Hasumi's ass (little known easter egg)
>>558650439she isn't in my bed
>>558650603I've only been here a year: did we know Ibuki had horns before her dress sprite?
Blue Archive is too mysterious ngl
>>558650439She's not bouncing on my banana.
>>558650439she works too much
>>558650659Proofs?
>>558650653what the
Behold: true power.
Go on a walk fatty
>>558650656That response being quoted was mine.That isn't saying it's not on the chibi, it's saying whatever it IS was already on the chibi, which last I checked was just as official as any youtube shorts.
having sex with kei being aris's back
>>558650763god she's such a cow...
azusa's developing teen breasts
>>558650832That was just confusing. Whatever, she's got a tail that's the end of it. She'll jerk me off with it later.
>>558650674Not really.
Satsuki having a tail is just way too good. The potential for hijinks is great.If that thing isn't a tail, they genuinely should retcon to give her one.
>>558650674Yes?She isn't wearing her hat during her l2d and there are some little loading screen chibbis that have her hat off as well that I think even pre-date her being made playable.
>>558650481This faggot has been spamming that same shit since yesterday. It almost looks like the brownoid is shilling his twitter account, which is most likely from some seamonkey shithole
>>558650998Canada?
/pol/ out of nowhere
>>558651035>this is a 15yoWhat the FUCK are they feeding them in the Hyakkiyako
>>558650959I just wish it was longer or fatter or something if it is a tail.Looks too short and flat to do anything fun with as is. Every other Gehenna tail that comes to mind is better.
>>558650998it's a company twitter account and the company made models for the youtube shorts. Don't forget to take your pills.
>>558651149my virginity doesn't come cheap!
>>558651080Is that from a CG or trailer?
>>558651236holy
>chink Zoos
I heard a few times that Al's seiyuu is some sort of schizo, but kept forgetting to ask. What's up with her?
>>558651149failed twintails. kuso kosupure.
>>558651065No, the fatty from /gbfg/ went to sleep about 4 hours ago>>558651174You're fucking retarded chimpanzee. I was talking about the post with the twitter screenshot that the faggot has been spamming since yesterday
>>558650439Serika
>>558650868What about it?
>>558651363She keeps coming here and posting about tails and X HOURS AGO.She's really annoying sometimes, but hard to get too mad at big Al.
I do not give a shit if it's a tail or not
What would you call someone attracted to zoos?
>>558651495that's too big wtf
>>558651479That twitter account is from canada. The designer for the 3D model is from Japan.
>>558651174Sorry anon, my post was for this streetshitter >>558651204
>>558635581>>558636776>>558638795Twin stop capping it's not what happened>ALL of them are black girlsWrong, it's a small minority among other new American umas. It's just that people are fixating on them because there's never been black umas before.>Also their personal songs, are all hip-hop songs and purely on engrish, instead of the usual J-pop songs.https://youtu.be/HZsH33GvtDAIt's just the new song UMA IN AMERICA. And the only way to see them sing this is to select a mob umamusume in the live theater and pray that it picks one of those sarumamusume in over 700 mobs.>>558646846>How the fuck did /uma/ sweep this under the rug without there being a shitstorm on /v/ It's a literal nothing burger, they added a ton of new mobs and of course since it's America there's going to be black ones.
>how could women make fun of men's small penises>ewww Satsuki's tiny tail is so shitty, I wish it was bigger!you guys are horribleHORRIBLE
>>558651581A zoophile
>>558651581Zoophile
>>558651634uhhh sir this is wendy's
>>558651615It's not a good look when you try to call somebody retarded but then fail to quote him properly in the process.
>>558651615Take a breather, anon
Embarrassing
who are you quoting?
>>558650439She's really gullible and her role on the FTF is mostly comic relief.
>>558651786But my wife is here
>>558651794i NEED seiawife
I love when Tsurugi shows up in the story, she's fun
>>558651858you don't hug your daughter in front of your wife?
>hmm, there's no way sensei would sneak up behind me and sniff my ear-
>>558651898but she kills people....
I'm tired of schizos.
>>558651786>>558652020
>>558651982sniff the seia
>>558652045Slide them with cute students. Add love to the thread.
do not bake seia bread
https://x.com/Sabi_Sabi1234/status/2026670950679457926
>>558651982>earShe's not wrong, she has a perfectly good tail to use.
>>558652045we're all just in your head, bro
Naked Ibuki bread
>>558652125fine...
Gonna bread your student
This kills the Gosling.
>>558652167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyFrCFciK-Q&t=3m28s
Saori's first instinct after getting freedom was to go to the red light district?What would Sensei think, Saori...
>>558652268>>558652268>>558652268
>>558652105I would lick her ear furnishings as well
>>558653465Yes.
