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>>558646061>CM Dirt will be held in April, Del Mar, 2000m, left, good, spring, sunnyDoes this mean we're getting Loves alt and Marche on April then?
>>558646058it would be only be useful if your parents isn't diluted with skills you dont want, and you use strategy specific cardsso really it's only useful if youre making a final parent (assuming you curated the grandparents traditionally)
So beyond dreams is a horrible place to farm parents, then?
https://x.com/8watage/status/2026842950505058324?s=20
>>558646537Kek.
>>558646339what about newmas in March? Although that means Bonquet might be released
>>558646534Maybe other dacchis have had better results, but so far my auto parents have been not as good as Onsen's. 1k less SP at the end.
https://x.com/pakatube/status/2026945467599466592?s=20
I like ohimba
Recommend me what I should read next or ask me about my bad opinions I guess.
>>558646834Oh for fuck's sake.
I'm confused, so without the plan, I can do this 10 times daily, right????
>>558646723Usually>All 3, including anni uma, are from completely different generations (except Kitadia, but that's first anni)>1 March-ma is near guaranteed to be a newmaSo Bouquet has a low-middle chance of coming in March due to her run ins with Ai.It's most likely >1) someone from Flash's generation (Victoire Pisa, Rulership or Kingdom) because there's no way they're putting out Epi or Logotype without Kizuna.>2) Bouquet, Chitose, Aruve, or Heart
>>558646834Fujita's out there wasting no time shilling his top horse. Imagine if Shin Jobber finally wins something...
>>558647287Nyo. You can only use this now because it's a free trial period.
>>558646834I'm more puzzled on why is ulala there
>>558647287Save it and use it only when you need it, if you don't plan on paypigging.
>>558647237K.I.A. Mirako is just Silent Hill 2
>>558647490Yanko will be the newest member of にんじんぷりん
>>558647574Explain. I might be too smallbrained to see the connection.
>>558647574I don't remember Pyramid Head being an uma...
>>558647490>I like this girl, bully her and you'll be <redacted>.
>>558648037Gee torena, how come the Director let's you umapyoi TWO Chevals?
>>558647490dirt and both lowest JP earners
SEXOOOOOO
>>558649070キツイ
>>558649198
>>558649070wtf I can see her boobs! this hag pretending to be a JK!!!
>>558649303I can actually see this happening.
you cannot even reroll these sparks even though you have the reroll pass lmfaoooooooo what the fuck????this is so half-assed, fire the microtransactions guy
>>558649453they will sell the reroll function next year
>>558649303>>558649198I'm kinda miffed that Aitorena hadn't the slightest Frenchie in him, but I guess the player as a gaijintorena is a never ever.
>>558649597they got the tractor though
I need healing
>>558649597Best we're going to get is awakening our inner Italian with Nyu.
>>558649453The real broken shit is being able to reroll your Goddess Inheritance event.
Warning: predator consuming prey inside
>>558649962I would prefer them to sell that separately instead of crapping it up into this one big uma plan
>>558649808is she able to provide sexual healing?
>>558650215Upon marriage.
wow i get to save that much????
>>558650341Holy fucking kikery.
seeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxx
>>558652794I want to imbuegnate her
she's an angel but why do I feel lustful desires
I'm seeing Ballroom Chiyono rated pretty high on the umatools inherited skills for the next cup.Was she always a good inherit or is it just well suited to the track?
>>558653062Her skill activates at 650m left, the end stage starts at 733m, there's about 83m of delay though.
>>558649303W-why does she have that look on her face…?
>>558650035what the FUCKDelete this.
>>558652923I feel like if I just cuddled with her for an hour I'd have superpowers for a year.
>>558652923It's the half lidded fuck me eyes.
loves...
I think the black umas are quite cute actually.
I think they should have made the black umas even cuter and sexier.That goes for all umas.
i barely got 8k sp.......8/5/8 run too which is lucky....
>a hishimi in a sea of maya
>>558654640>0 LB casino>8.6k skill pts>Final team is UFdangman
Which is better to MLB?
It's nice to see a grandma connecting with her grandkid.
>>558655035In my opinion, probably Nyo. But really depends on your use case.Fine Motion is better if you're training Senkou, but Neo Universe has more general purpose for the Medium distance track.
>0LB casinoLOL
THIS NEW SPURT SYSTEM LOOKS ABSOLUTE ASSI mean, sure stamina is relevant again but FUCK IT LOOKS SHIT WHEN YOU WATCH THE RACE
wtf
>>558656102that wonky shit happens because you didn't have enough stamina, the new spurt mechanics consumes more stamina. it's the same thing during early uma days, just more pronounced because we're at 2.2k speed now.
>>558656102Those clips are pure clickbait, just people not having enough stamina to complete the super splurt
I'm still confused about G1 parent race rotations. With enough dirt aptitude, should I ago be including dirt G1s in the schedule?Do ohimbas strictly have to run the Triple Tiara and other himba courses?
So, where can i read on how zenkai works?
>>558656745There's no such requirements except what the scenario forces you to run. Just include as many g1s as possible in your rotation. If you're making grandparents, you should be able to basically win all g1s that do not overlap just by getting your bad aptitude to d
>>558654516wait wait wasn't 5/8/8 the distribution to aim for? has it changed again?
Ai and Pandora are probably my favorite oyako combo now.
>>558657383Both works, there's LG umas made from 5/8/8 too
>>558657571I guess 8/5/8 is a more stat focused approach right? I'll aim for that now, I only care about big numbers
Ahh, Cesario...
https://bbs.animanch.com/board/6383991/Amazing threadFor those of you who wanted some lovely Ai-chan bullying
https://bbs.animanch.com/board/6388529/Uhhh maru-chan?
I dont want Ai bullying.
>>558659850What a thread.
>>558660192I only want her to bully my penis.
Can't wait for Dubai scenario.You think we'd probably be training after senior year until first half of March? It's like 5 more turns after senior.
>>558660463I'm pretty sure they already did something like that with GM
I think that new spurt mechanic needs some fine tuning.https://x.com/kohinore/status/2026796357848326262?s=46
>>558660740It's a stamina problem. Didn't they mention you need more stamina now? That guy probably has like less than 1k stam, probably trained with guts instead of stam
Don't open
>>558660067>puppet play>donut play>strip game play>angel play>prince play>shipgirl playThis anni has been a bountiful one for sick fucks.
>>558657518Their interactions are pretty cute, they’re my favorite oyako combo toohttps://x.com/masamasa00621/status/2026652892120416601
>>558660908I think the issue isnt the fact the Ai gets gassed and slows down, its that Saint Lite slams into a imaginary wall and instantly matches speed as soon as she catches up.
>>558661020I’m so horny for Ai that I may make some regrettable decisions later…
>>558649453Bro, your Tachyon event?
>>558661198There's a thing called getting blocked
>>558661198She got blocked, even if it's just half of the body you get blocked. Happens all the fucking time and I hate it when that happens.
>Loves art on the first page of the umamusume tag on danbooru is AIBruh...
>>558627567>You have to carry Yanko back to her room because her legs are trembling too hard>Shades pushed all the way up because she doesn't want you to see her tear up from her first lost.
>>558650341>The more you spend, the more you save!
>>558662250I'm looking forward to getting sweet on this old man when she shows her vulnerable side.
>>558659850Have some Failure journeyhttps://youtu.be/_HuVv5BSd5s?si=4HTyEg2LUUaDYBHU
An anon requested Spe family loaves a while back. Sorry it took so long.
>>558662972cute
>>558662972Wait, I fucked up. I thought Buena was older than Cesario.
>>558660463Will probably be whiter than Beyond Dreams.
>7/5/8>just as close as my chrono who got 8,008 sp at 8/5/8uhhhh was the final level even worth it
>>558662972>>558663330The loaf army grows...
>>558663524I feel like minmaxing levels is not worth it, especially when sometimes you have to pass over purples to keep the balance. I am getting 7.5k at best (two cards are 0lb though) with even 8/6/8
https://youtu.be/VEQNYXA7D_sI really love this line. I hope Tacto's kids will be great racists like their ancestors.
>>558663752Yeah this scenario has way too many RNG like not getting two teammates in a single training is like losing a turn then again if you also have shit rainbows even if you 8/6/8 it's a shit run
The scenario feels like it was tuned for a few more turns than it actually runs for in terms of consistency.Fat stacks are possibly, but there’s a lot of levers to manage and hope they don’t fuck up on.
so if you choose BC Turf or Classic route the last turn before senior summer you basically cannot pop a rank-up
>>558661071What's the play for epipipipipi
>>558661020It may not have any nipples, but it does have a vulva…
>>558662080https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10857331?q=loves_only_you_%28umamusume%29+This one?
>>558662972Thanks anon. This is blessed.
>>558663846Oh right she's carrying Nox baby this year
>>558665278Yeah. I've seen that style making the rounds lately.
FFEDDCBBBASSUG UG UFHow you get 8-5-8
>>558663330Super cute, awesome job anon! If it’s okay, could I request Ai and Pandora loaves too please?
>>558663330>>558662972Maybe an Ai loaf and a Pandora loaf would be nice.
>>558663524It looks like I've reached the limits of this deck. I would need Feno and Fine to go further...Still actually hitting US2 US2 US3 for 3 straight trainings I'm probably slowly getting the hang of it. Basically starting senior summer you can turn your brain off and just look at which training gives the most SP.
>>558666132I had similar results to you except got SSS for the second to last evaluation and had enough points for 588.
>>558662972Now I need to see Shonbori family loaf
>>558665058Massage play, obviously.>Epi Mome
>>558668737Why didn't I save that updated meme of epi kneading a large shrimp
>>558661071whos shipgirl?
>>558669105
>>558669237kek
Ai-chan is so cute in her pajamas but she kinda looks naked without her big bow kek. Her fluffy ears are also cute though
>>558670957Understandable.
>>558666523>>558666995Sure. I'll probably bake them around next week.
>>558661020IS THAT
>>558670957Why did trainer held her hands for several days though enough to scald his palmsAfter this part she basically just fell in love with him
>>558672228More like why the fuck does Ai’s body get warm enough to burn his skin?
>>558672294I think its not just her but all umas. There was someone else who was like this, I think it was Kraft or K.S.?
>>558672228>held hands without protection for DAYSjesus christ trainer...
>>558670957>>558672228>Ai collapses right after Oka Sho and burns up with a fever and trainer brings her to the hospital >reaches for trainer’s hand by instinct and ends up burning his hand from holding hers the entire time since her body temp was so high>Pandora was there too and even asks if the trainer was ok since he was wincing in pain but he kept holding her hand anyway>Ai felt so bad after seeing her trainer’s bandaged hand when she got better and gave him a gift before summer camp as an apology but also thanked him for being there for her and it becomes a big part of how she fell for him after thatTfw will never hold hands with Ai for so long it literally burns you… Aitore is truly built different..
>>558672294>>558672382My understanding is that contact burns take about 45 C minimum.Imagine…
These girls have a very strange idea of what Dubai is like.
>>558672602It was after Oaks but yeah this was the turning point, after that she only wanted to win her races for him
>>558672709I mean, if you're there for horse racing then you're only gonna see it from the perspective of the rich fucks.It'd be pretty funny to have an episode where Vivlos and other umas see how the third-world workers live though.
>the random ass choices of what to say in Ai’s campaign actually affect scenes toward the endCygays I kneel…
Did anyone make a webm of Marche's paddock animation?
>>558673265like in the epilogue?
>>55867345390% sure it was the epilogue, but I have brain problems.
>>558672294Umas have a higher body temp than humans in general I think and then Ai had a pretty bad fever on top of that so I imagine her body was definitely scalding tier throughout that ordeal>>558673265She also has three different Christmas dates while wearing a different dress depending on the choice you made with it too, which was neat
>>558672709You'd think Transcend would know better, but I guess Dubai in the umaverse might well live up to the all the PR.
>>558672709sandnigger propaganda works on your average normalfag (read: fucking retard). why wouldnt it work on nips?
is 0lb ebayan just shit
>>558673694Valentines also changes slightly as well.
AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE HELP
I HATE OHIMBAI HATE OHIMBAI HATE OHIMBAI HATE OHIMBAI HATE OHIMBA
was Ai it worth the weight?
Nine nakadashis minimum
>semi erotic fanfiction about single mother Fusapan forcing (You) to become a fatherhttps://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=27158579Why are they like this?
Ai...you would expect her to be more broken for a 九冠馬 but her 性能 is about the same if not worse than characters released a year ago. Chrono isn't even a semi-limited uma and she might be better
>>558680230Is Orfe going to work this time and not be a paper tiger?
>>558680230ai doesn't have innate strong acceleration like the others so she looks worse on paper
>>558674502give up, humans cant beat umas...
Is MLB Meno or MLB Bouquet better now with the stam changes?
>>558680230>fraudfevre
We always knew that gold was gilded
>>558681618Her first evo is pretty busted 0.4m/s for 4 seconds which is quite long for a speedy skillHer 2nd evo (senkou mid)has two triggers, 0.3m/s current speed for 3s, same conditions as her first evo, then 2nd trigger is 0.2m/s accel for 0.9s (pretty weak). (senkou mile)0.55m/s current speed for like 3sHer unique is midstage corner 0.45m/s current speed for 3s at base scaling2nd trigger during final spurt 0.4m/s at 2sTwo of her evos focus on getting speed before the final acceleration starts which is actually better than raw acceleration. But the catch is, both are random 2nd half of middle leg. Her first evo is long enough for it to be useful I think. But you would still need some acceleration because that 0.2 for 0.9s wouldn't be enough.
>>558682483you are going to regret making fun of her when you lose your CM final
>>558683258The analytics insisted she would do well every time, and the Stego parent inheritance was tailored for her. Yet she continued to underwhelm CM after CM. What makes Del Mar 2200m so different?
>>558679279>the constant meandering on about irrelevant shitThis ain't it, chief.
>>558683258>make fun of Orfe back on Arima final>job every time met her on stage group>beat me on GFi kneel
i'm not using a stallion for F&M CM so I'll use Ai, Chrono, and Loves ALT
>>558683894h-hopefully the alt will be next so that I can recover jimz for Rulerdork, I need to see her with her dork son and the Guru family
>>558683894>loves altMy wallet…
>>558684423Just believe in the power of your love for her.She will surely respond to your call if your love is great enough…
>Team ready to break into UF at the final evaluation>19 points>7/5/8AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEIt doesn’t make a huge difference but it bothers me so much.
Impregnate Marche…
I miss Machico...
https://x.com/shirasu_don__/status/2027004293489004866CUUUUUUUUTEEEEEE
>>558683545Yeah, Orf seems to just fucking die if there’s more than 0 Nigers.
I paid for the slots..........i'll give my feedback on the auto parent thingy in a month if it was ever useful.....
The new scenario guide isn't from the regular guy, what happened to him?
>>558692913I ate him.
>>558692913Died after a freak accident where his pelvis was shattered
Stan Shakur has a rather high usage rate for this event. Guess everyone has it unlike Meno's?
>>558704832That, and it’s a more general purpose card.Most people probably still need to borrow one of Ebayan and Casino while free rolls are still going on.
Keibabros did Ryuji Wada never see Opera O for 18 years, because if he really never see Opera until he won a G1, one month too late, then that's just beyond heartbreaking and I'm on the verge of tears.
Please, no more ohimba sekuhara…
I mean I knew it was going to be like this. I did. But I still wasn't ready.
>auto scenario with two speed cards>only drops dream training on Speed>cap ~2100 speed before Junior year is overMistakes have been made.
>>558710168I didn’t expect Ai to be as much of a psychopath who mindbreaks all her rivals as she turned out to be.
>>558712614She’s more based than I thought…
>>558707659Nah, he secretly visits Opera O every year. He just couldn't do it publicly because of his promise.
can someone share their autoplay settings for the new scenario? I'm getting UD level umas on it right now
https://x.com/christo68914587/status/1739263088183144845
>>558715028https://x.com/umamusume_kami/status/2026851900013031604
>>558714827Thank you anon.
Fuck you game.
>the cock in cocktail came from horse cockWe really can't escape from hors.
>>558668826This one?
>>558710168You know, Ai-chan is ohimba...
>got Ai in one 10 roll so I still don't have Royce
On the theoretical chance I do not roll another yanko is it still worth it to use rainbows on her even if it's only to 2*
How are people even getting 858? I keep missing one or two levels.
>>558723146I have literally never gotten 858 either. I assume you just have to get lucky and pray they stack often instead of jacking off in random fucking non rainbows by themselves
is the meta to go 858 over 588 now?
>>558723881I've been trying both and I'm still hovering around UB~UA.
I still dont understand the purpose of onige...
>>558724080It's to mess with other hors since some uniques need the uma to be a certain distance away from the lead horse.
>>558723146I think you need to hit UF UF UG to get enough points.
>>558724020I've been using 588 but I'll try 858. I'm usually UA6 or higher though just spanning stacks
>>558724326Thing is I can hit UE regularly at the end, but I always miss one or two rank during the first year.
>>558724226So its like an alt type of debuffer?
Shion's 焼き付けろ is so cool, I'm falling in love again.
>>558725654Just saw her seiyuu tweeting about Voltage coincidentally just now too. Love the angry apple.
>>558725492
>>558724080they have several purposes (depending on how you built it) but the main one is 牽引 which benefits nige the most and then senkou nextit was meta during last year Haruten CM and you can see how it works in this streamhttps://youtu.be/fc6zdZQSsZI?t=4771
>>558725492Ehhh, it's an unintentional debuffer more than anything.
This really is the perfect end for Espoir's campaign after all.
New Trainer spotted.
賢G
Autobros is this true?https://x.com/ojisanfruits/status/2027015680466514255
I feel like 858 and 588 don’t really matter that much, and the most important thing to do is rush the team mate levels as much as possible.Pop dates and dream training if you don’t have a 2 stack or a purple rainbow, especially early on you’re going to want to drop Dream Training on INT.I don’t like how swingy it is but maybe we’re all just missing something.
Jeezas
>>558729245Feels like this scenario is far, far more card reliant than usual
>>558730980Pearl...obsoleted...
>>558730959Ebayan honestly feels just as if not more important than Casino Drive. The consistency boost is huge since she helps reduce the frequency of team mate and rainbows not appearing together.The other scenario link characters either not having SSR supports, or ancient/ass ones like Espoir also doesn't help.
>>558730959It feels more training RNG reliant to me. I've been trying out different decks and cards, but it all doesn't do as well unless you get lucky with teammate stacking.
how is there another app update i just updated this shit dude
>>558704832it's the new guts urara
She will never recover from this
>>558732345Mine's only 2 LB (i.e. useless) and I really don't want to stone such an old card...
All she does is aura farming
>204cmUGH...
>>558733470imagine how much guiness she drinks
>>558732504Imagine how many Ai dolls will show up at the next live venue.
This scenario for the anni is the laziest and shittiest they shat out yet. What a fucking waste of the Breeder's Cup scenario.
>you get titles for training test for your chosen umaWtf was it like this the last time too?
>>558734827No it's a new gimmick they wanted to try out. Also each uma has their own personal rankings. Like Ai top 1 I think is reaching 145k now, but some others have top 1 at like 125k.
>>558732541Same. If I can get a copy of ebayan during free rolls I'm just gonna use the spark ticket for bouquet.
>they couldn't get even the sundayman as an NPC for the fucking race he won onI guess this confirms they'll never add foreign umas ever again.
>>558739351
>>558733470Imagine. Big Red too...
Is there any reason to go 2 speed when I can get 2200 even with one card?
>>558739792If you can already get there with one card, you might try highlander instead.
>>558739792Skills. Teio+Groove is important for Senkou.
>>558739986I used mlb ai+teio because I only have 0lb groove. Is the sp loss worth it for the skills if I use groove?
>>558739792the best speed cards give more skill points than other types
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsVziFEWLlMStuff like this makes me want to see an uma in a cavalry officer uniform.
Now that the dust has settled,Project L'Arc>>>>>dogshit>Beyond Dreams
>>558739986What about nigers?
Why does the christmas oguri unique on u-tools chanmi page have 777 起動 in skill name? It should activate for any 3 heals right?
>>558741730No it's actually this:L'Arc>>>>>Beyond Dreams>dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>literally any of the worst games you've ever played>>>>>>>>>>dogshit (real)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GFF
>>558741871This but dogshit above beyond dreams
>>558739792With 2 speed you don't have to use dream trainings on speed
I think Eishin Flash gen is getting an anime. There's no way they put her on 5th anniversary visual for no reason. This also means we're getting animated Buena, Dorija and Transcend too.
>>558742457I think it's just Team Demuro coming.
>>558742457I really don’t think so
>>558742457Nah, Team Demuro for Main Story.Team Deneb.
>>558734827>I'm in top 500, will 100% get kicked out, and will have an embarrassing ass number by the end.This is shit>B-but you get 100 Bond points tooT-thanks.
Urara va for bunny garden 2
>>558741871I still don't get the GFF hate it was the easiest scenario ever
>>558743724Maybe if you were a whale
>>558742919you only get a title if inside top 100
>>558743724It's not the inherent gameplay loop wasn't easy, it's the worst because you needed both Rijichou and Nishino to have a remotely decent time building characters in that scenario. What's so hard to understand about this?
>>558743026>big titsI sleep.
Anime angels are usually gluttons.
>>558744630she is Italian, please forgive her.
>>558743803>>558744194Sorry for being a LuckGOD...
Lads, there's something in my house.
>>558745669Offer up nine small trinkets (pretty much anything you own) every nine weeks and it'll stay where it is.At least that's what worked for me. Even keeps other creatures from squatting in your house.
>beats ardan by having her trainer stay with her and hold hands for hours on end at the hospital>beats eishin at travelling with her trainer overseas>beats still by waking her trainer up at the trainer dorm>beats dia by having her trainer sign up papers without second thoughtWhat the fuck is going on
I... don't get this new scenario. Might just me being a lucklet, but too often the rainbow nodes and the characters do not align. It's getting frustrating. Also, I wanna ask, the 2 dream training, when do you guys use them? I often try to get all 3 purple thinking that it'll get me more stats. But often I do 2s because one of them would usually lag behind. So far, I'm getting UCs, when I was getting UAs and high UBs on onsen.
>>558656102>>558656348its bugged the uma shouldnt instantly lose all their speed
>>558746341>can't beat the osananajimi
>>558746692Just you wait, she'll invent a time machine to beat Buena too.
https://x.com/i/status/2027188657921368343
>>558746692Can't beat the preordering
>can't beat furioso and buenalmao
>>558746748>タニノギムレット、止まりません。
>>558746341Simply built differentBoth her and her trainer
Damn Senpai, I feel like I have 0 control in this game and it wants to fuck with everything I do over and overDoes it get any better when MANT comes to global?I feel like I want to turn into a very casual player
>>558747545lol nothe gap between f2ps and lucklets vs whales and luckgods will only widen, like W I D E
>>558747545Don't worry, you can just pay CyGames even more soon to fix the RNG that's fucking you over
>>558747545>Does it get any better when MANT comes to global?Ror. Rumao.MANT will fuck you over with rainbow RNG, shop RNG, and it'll drain your motivation by being as long as possible.GL is also pretty bad on the RNG, Grand Master is only slightly better. Then you'll have L'Arc which is actually a really good scenario that's fast and easy to play.
>>558747545Kyoudai, they just widen the gap here. If you're not a luckgod or a whale, you are FUCKED
>>558747545I'm only "very casual" in so far as in I can't afford half the cards I need in this current meta to be consistently alright in PvP
>>558747681>>558747749>>558747792>>558747848>>558747892Goddamn, that doesn't seem promising for a lucklet like meI do pay monthlies but am no whaleFugg
>>558747545You’re talking to a broken Stockholmed fanbase here, and we’ve become like this funny mouthed gaijin.
>>558748115>lucklet>plays luck based gameBROTHER
>>558748115they lied to you when they said mant slammed the playerbaseaoharu already did, mant just cleaned up the rest. anyone who stayed is driven by stockholm or is a keibafanmakes me wonder how global will fair since you're asking about this
dyi was pretty fun though
>>558746667It somehow uses current speed instead of current speed w/ decel so it's not a bug but a weird choice
>>558748115The game is still perfectly fine if you just want to enjoy the stories or get to Group B final.
>tight/fit belly>perky titsFuck, I want to smash Yanko's umanko.
>>558749424would she let me try on her silly hat...?
>>558749424Please do not fuck Yahagi/Fujita.
>>558749424>I want to smash an old manD-DACCHI????
>>558749701If you let her put donuts on your special place.
>>558750363...does forever young bite?
>>558746656>I often try to get all 3 purple thinking that it'll get me more stats.You shouldn't actually do this because the boost from dream training is usually already enough to cap stat gains most of the time, so the additional training boost you get from popping your teams' levels gets wasted. Try to use your dream training on otherwise dead turns.
It's interesting to see how they try balancing stats for the meta every so often, it's like a game of tug-of-war between stam and guts whilst not trying not to break the game
>>558745669You should try to capture it before it builds a nest.
>>558749424I like my women like my donut, glazed all over the place
>calling your trainee princess.........
>>558752894check your gender anon.
>>558748115Depends on how bad a lucklet you are. The typical play that works is just rolling on generics then borrowing specific cards.
>>558752929check yoursi stole the screenshot
The hat and puppet stay on.
>>558754050>>558754061>puppet not in a bikiniDo it again.
>>558752894>calling a tranny princessThats what they want you to do.
>>558663846This is what I love about keiba.It’s a single, unbroken story linking from one horse to its parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, and on and on, all the way back to the Three Foundation Sires. You just don’t get that in any other sport.
I miss onsen....
What do you guys think? Is Kitasan's unique even worht it for senkou?
I miss the island...
>>558754050>>558754061>13 seconds apartPuppetmind.
>>558754436Epsatono...
I wanted Larry Collmus's voice in the US scenario...
>>558754637Nyooo, not that island...
>>558754697I'm still baffled that epsatono island is realIdk about the human male trafficking part though
>>558747545No, it will only get worse.
>>558755241They can literally build gods in their AI system, I'd be surprised if they don't have their own island.
it's not trafficking if the male agrees though
Putting Kiseki in this loser's belly.
>>558755831>父: ルーラーシップWhat the fugggg.
>>558755902Shh you.
>>558756464Tacto will come at just the right time.
https://files.catbox.moe/cgcun4.mp4Is this canon?
>>558757283HOW CAN AI EVEN COMPETE.
>>558756613We will cum at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zKfZCRvDT5MIt's the nationalists.
ずっと抱きしめていてね 日だまりの中で
A new member of the V family.
>>558757859Why is there a fake V sister in the top image?
>>558742457how likely is it that we'll get a non-cingray anime in the near future
>>558757585I wonder how they'll write her campaign. I'm sure bringing hope to Japan after the Tohoku Earthquake is going to play a major part like with Bro, but there has to be more than just that.
I don't see this button. Where is it?https://games.dmm.com/campaign/cygames-2026spring
>>558758513Its right behind you
>>558758203Interdimensional shenanigans like with Nyu?Maybe not as definite knowledge, more like "I feel like I've known you for a long time.">inb4 torena is someone who lost his life to the quake in our timeline
>>558758203I think it will be similar to Acute's. She saw her would-be trainer in depressed state, bonus if trainer experied some tragedy aka that.
>>558758565Can you show screenshot with it?
>>558758725P. S.> 参加済みIt seems it joined me to the campaign when I clicked to view this campaign from popup in DMM app. Or maybe I accidentally clicked the button when page was loading.
Is it good selection?
>>558758653But Acute Trainer was like that because they based him on Ryuji.
>>558760427
Can you recommend a choice?
Alright, finally updated the team>Out: MLB Kita, Gaslight Dancer, Aniki>In: Jane Cygames, Beautiful Ais, Riko. Obviously the last two need better names so hit me with your ideas.And I did try to tweak Maru chan a little bit, still doesn't look good in motion but I can put him in if you want.
>>558761312Shion INTsorry you couldn't uncap much lil bro
>>558761425> Shion INTWill she be better than Ebayan on next Haru Tennoushou?
https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/2027220957438619874Big mare tits...
>>558761312What running style do you usually use?
>>558761425shion INT isnt even that stellar for long why recommend it...
>>558761798>>558762681She still is pretty important for long but I guess it could be succeeded soon, the next one I'd recommend is Bouquet'dor
The cooler Chevacchi...
>>558763114She's like a reverse Chevacchi.>Chevacchi: Is mostly a dork, but becomes cool when the time is right.>Rulership: Acts cool, but becomes a dork all the time.
>>558763114You can’t be cool when you have udders.
Still not getting this scenario at all. Are purples more important than rainbows? When is a good time to use Dreams?
>>558762670Mostly senkou recently, because I have MLB Teiou. But I also sometimes used sashi (Still In Love) and Oikomi (Buena) in the last six months.
>>558763603Nyo, ideally you want purples on rainbowsOn dead turns when you don't have rainbows or purples
>>558761375Maru-chan is so cute.
>>558762856> the next one I'd recommend is Bouquet'dorWhy?
>>558763603Purples are important to uncap your team mates.Going by feel I’d probably rate it something like:Multi team members + Purple Rainbow > Purple Rainbow Rainbow > Purple with less than 3 turns left before Evaluation > Multi-Team Members > Rainbow with a Team Member > Purple with more than 3 turns left > raw Rainbow I would use dream training or dates when you don’t have an option of Multi-Team Mates or better, or early on when you need to recover energy.
>>558763846Because stam is shaping to be meta once again and this card is ostensibly generalist, as opposed to Meno whose card is mainly for long senkou. Plus it comes with gold recovery and its a skill they just fixed too.
>>558764163But isn't LB0 enough? If you compare it to LB1.
>>558764347I suppose but I don't think there's ever a downside to uncapping a card that will be useful for the long term, you could also give Stego the 2nd uncap uncap for something more substantial in guts
>>558764880Ok, thanks. I will wait for end of free pulls and then decide what to select here based on gacha results.
>>558764880Dont suggest guts you really need stamina now you'll be fucked
>>558765138Not a bad idea.>>558765231I agree, but Stego is not obsolete just yet.
https://x.com/Meno_2386/status/2027004025091367208https://x.com/Meno_2386/status/2027018482345492529>1.7k stam>missed the gold recovery skill>still ran out of staminaGoddamn stamina debuff neichas are gonna wreck
do we have anyone interesting scheduled on tulip sho tomorrow?
>can't hit 50k total for those time limited carat missionsIt's so over. I guess I'll have to leave those on the table...
>>558765874Alankar and taisei vogue
>>558765874Ojou's half sis by phonehead with Kawada
At first I just wanted to slap Rulership’s rude breasts.But now since all the art is bullying I just feel bad for her.
>>558767515Just like her I'm a genius>oh no! loop it's a cycle, you'll see.>bullying art>people start feeling bad/her story comes out>spoiling her art>repeat
>>558767515Rulership will never lose to cock!>A few moments later
This batch of newmas has grown on me quite quickly but I need them to finish releasing the last batch please.
I'm convinced this is the best I can do with my meager cards. And nowhere near my top score in onsen.
>>558771898Yeah, you will never score higher with that deck this scenario. mlb is a must if you are going to use older cards.
>>558772090I did feel like my cards are holding me back despite having a good grasp on the mechanics. What a gay scenario. Sasuga america.
I still don't understand how to properly run this new scenario..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4I7etJkAWYthis scenario is shit for people who don't have good support cards lol
>>558771898How are you still running such old cards?
Dacchis is SoE's stam still good? I don't have shakur.....
>>558774963So just like every scenario except based Island?
Canon reaction to donut deprivation.
>>558775590onsen was pretty decent as even with shit cards, you can bring up your SP by spamming races in the beginning. people were getting 8k+ SP with cards from years ago like int ramonu and maachan
>>558776128did she see pic related ?
>>558647490https://x.com/takoyaki_draw/status/2027004927160246580
>>558776778SSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>558776128>donut deprivationThat's illegal
is this worth itthe memes are getting into mei need the gremlin
>>558775590>mandatory 3LB+ Tucker or say goodbye to your borrows>based
>>558777006I got one and also pre-ordered the talking Ai
>>558777006I’ve ordered one and it ran me 55 burger bucks after shipping and everything and I don’t think I regret it.I’ll probably preorder talking Ai too.
I have been listening to UMA IN AMERICA on repeat for the past few days.
>>558777006I support the spread of nui culture.
Ordered one... Buyee's been getting a lot from me lately
>>558746097Is she a tzeentch demon?
>>558776282When CM training begins in earnest we'll go back to doing optional races instead of trying to get 858
>>558778636Would not be saying that if you played the new scenario seriously. You would be losing out on both sp and stats
going full autism into 8/5/8 isn't worth it apparently, especially if you are deferring good training for it
>>558778870Its what i noticed too. If you have a good training like latter half classics or early senior that gives 100+ sp but no team mates, take it.
Apparently I can get consistent A5-A7 when training dirt uma but always stuck in B5-B8 when training mile/medium. Anyone have the same problem?
>>558779442Do you have significantly better decks or parents for one or the other?
i see this a lot in captchas
https://x.com/denfaminicogame/status/2027230365589635207Dacchis, the Bunny Garden franchise recruited another uma VA.
>>558780907Parents should be no problem, the only difference differentiating B5 and B8 medium ones are 3LB fine and MLB fine. Rarely breaking the A barrier for some reason, I've tried like 10 times already, but then I trained my Falco which is not even senkou and bam A3
>creek is back on the menuJesus christ
>>558778853Or the other possibility is this is actually GFF but worse because there's no green stamps on races
>>5587814420LB Bouquet is basically MLB Shakur
They’ll drop Scenario Link Stamina Marche alongside Loves Alt and it’ll be super meta.Trust the P L A N.
It's over...
>>558782132What?
Mares
>>558782132dang RIP
>>558782383Yeah that's why I'm confused... I'm trying to get it via buyee but it's throwing me that error. I guess it just won't let me get limited pre-order items for some reason so I might be shit out of luck kek
Okay, maybe I need my own Spenui too…
Since we're on the topic of plushies. Don't forget to get this too.
>>558783662My cat will get mad if I bring home some weird cats.
>>558754175>bikinithat's lingerie
>>558784743How many ohimba can be counted as insane?
>>558750530Wouldn't you love to find out, lover boy.
It was inevitable.
>>558785142HEE HEE
What is the appeal of Almond Eye?
>>558784885blud i posted that 9 hours ago
>>558784743SAINT LIKE BEHAVIOR>>558785243cute retard like most of the umas i guess?
>>558785487I meant to reply to it earlier but there wasn't an appropriate Yanko reaction image until 2 hours ago.
>>558785790fair enough thenas i was
this retard wanted to go to hokkaido so she could accumulate more flight miles...
Cute ship.
Do you guys like cute eye here?
I'm on to you guys.
>>558783662ks is so cute
>>558786890>>558787054almond milk
What do you guys think about this selection?
she can speak english?!
Very true, very true.
>>558786890>>558787054>two anons fell for dotoposters lies
>>558787642That's about the same as the average Texan saying they speak Spanish.
Gran's Trainer sure is something... getting marked by her through reward points
>>558787637Only thing I feel a little iffy about is Int Dura since Ebayan feels super core for this scenario and running Double INT didn’t feel great to me.
assfangs
>>558791672Jp anons how to properly learn Japanese? I want to be this basically
>>558781638No? They are similar at 4*. The best one is Fenomeno but the skills are only for long distance.
chronooooo
>>558792475same 16 skill ptsonly 1 pt diff in stats (48-18 vs 51-16)in this case, LB0 bouquet would actually be better because you'd be getting more guts since you cap stam almost always
>>558792458Grind kana till you memorize it, get Anki and do your reps while you also learn grammar. While you do that start reading/listening at least for a bit.
https://youtu.be/ozIYmPUPdyQMy angel...
>>558792475Only 1pt diff between lb0 and mlb shakur though? That was the point right? They both still produce the same skill pts, moreso you get two gold skills from bouquet too. She's clearly better than MLB Shakur entirely.Meanwhile lb0 is so much weaker.
>>558792481>grey hair on the both of emChronotorena must have been on the wrong side of one too many bets.
>>558776282Can't skimp out on int training anymore now that there's a bigger difference between 1200 and 1600.
>>558792651>>558792854Those are still onsen scenario numbers. The calculators haven't updated with the BC base stats yet.
>>558793623Why do you think things will be different? Check other scenarios, there's a dropdown selection above. It's basically the same thing also.Not like it's just me, I see people on twitter recommending it too since its basically just MLB shakur but she gives two skills.
>>558794102You trade stamina for guts, but with the 45-60% reduced substat gain for dream training, that +1 base guts may not have as big of an effect. I say wait for the next release since it's highly likely to be a scenario link stamina card.
>>558794938It's a fair trade since you always cap stamina while doing power training too meanwhile you never do cap guts. Similar stat + sp gain at 0LB compared to MLB then you get two gold skills (one is maestro), it's clearly a better trade all in all.
>>558795561The speed skill is only for senkou though while Shakur's gold comes with a speed boost as strong as the white version of that skill for any strat.
>>558796212And you're likely to use that senkou speed skill for the next 2 CMs and maestro since stam is so important now. Moreso Bouquet gives 11 hints and the green spring skill is included while shakur can only give 7 hints.In an era where you need 50~60 skills, shakur is too outdated.
>>558792458Surround yourself in an environment where you naturally adapt to the language.
SSSSSSEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>558781183This isn't insult order
>>558798891How can AI even compete?
>>558796601Maestro and Shakur’s gold heal for the same amount, but since you’re taking 2 golds, you also spend 2x more SP for just +0.2 more speed, instead of 2x more for +0.30-35 as with any other gold skill or 2 whites. Unless you can manage to get all the senkou skills from Teio, Groove and Fine + generics + inherited uniques + URA/Aoharu scenario skills without kiremono?
>>558799289the decks bouquet will get used with will always yield you tons of sp and hints so it's not really a problemmeta decks will always prefer bouquet over shakur anyways for senkou for march & april CMs
>>558799289I mean isn't there a reason why single gold skill cards are too outdated nowadays? When you need 50~60 skills and have skill points to spend on, shakur will not give you enough.
>>558798939I dunno, Lala has to come damn near to matching Buena if she wants to beat Ai, now that we have the cucumber's story.
>>558798939Lala needs to be Buena level to beat Ai. Ai's story is top tier UmaTore.
>>558799652Even with 8.5k effective SP from kiremono and basically everything at max hint I still struggled to fit all the skills in for Chrono during onsen. How much more SP are people getting with the new scenario?
This is my first storyless scenario so I have no idea, am I not supposed to race in non-goal races to maximize stats because of fewer turns? When the entire career ended at November senior year without URA Finale I was like, huh?
>>558802284It SEEMS like you want to race as little as possible, since there’s not a lot of bonuses so it feels like a very inefficient use of a turn.But I could very well be doing it wrong.
How many day of free rolls are left? I forget
>>558805126Should be 70 more?
Economics died in India wtf
Good
Where did this come from
>>558805402who cares, the tsukihime floppy is way more important
>>558805517https://x.com/abracing0/status/2027458995997351978
>>558805849I hate puritan US customs.
>>558806496I blame the heebs and towelheads!
If I buy the card selector is it worth to get a card I don't have (like Teio or some shit) or like, Tamamo to 2* or Stamina Shakur to 1* or maybe even Aruvu to 4*I don't have any rainbows for them as it's all going to go into Yanko.
Either way, I'm screwed
>>558805402>>558805949WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOO... one of shinem potential rival....
>>558807307Stamina Shakur is bad before 3LB.I’d compare which cards gain what and at what LB to decide what has the most impactful gains.
>>558807307What I have.
Wew lad
Does the new scenario not work on auto or some shit, I keep turning it on just to tab back in and it's in some fucking menu
>>558809789every now and then i've had the thing just forget(?) that its in automode and doesnt complete a menu for some reason but it will go right back to autoplay when i clear the menu
>>558809789Set the order in which team parameters are selected in Auto Settings.
>uma in america has airhorns, the chorus is calling themselves super heroes, and the girls say LET'S GO I lol'd
Kakehashi-kun and Loves just can’t stop flirting even in America
>>558805949oh fuck, I wasn't thinking of the horserip
It seems like onsen is still better for running parents?
>>558761375No replacement 馬? Unless that's what the puppet is suppose to be.
>>558806671they probably saw young looking girl with adult only and decided it's pedophilia
>>558761375Cucumber Eyes for Ai-chan. I think it'll be weird enough to make everyone else find it funny
Honestly this ain't that bad.>>558819980For races maybe, but I think this scenario is fine too. You get plenty of skill points and its pretty quick to auto through.I just set my GI priority high so that the automode at least tries to collect GIs when it can. Usually ends with around 14 ~ 17 races on average without assigning anything.
is Rare Casino Drive okay? I didn't get a copy yet and I'm getting rekt without it (and my 0 LB of Ebayan isn't cutting it, I have to borrow)
>>558825053The rarity makes a difference here.But on the bright side just one copy is enough to function here.
finally got a single damn Casino Drive copy, assuming I get fucked and don't get any more of the current rate up SSRs do I use the spark on Ebayan and go all in with my 4 rainbow stones?
Which is better for Sashi, Casino Drive's skill or Yanko's?
>>558825053No, you start the scenario with 2 less points which sets you behind for the rest of it.
>>558828673isn't casino's skill better just for the rare chance it procs twice
I hate this scenario desu
>>558831931i still miss dyi
>>558805402>Irish Champion Stakes winner Economics has died in India aged five.What the fuck? Fucking pajeets can't even take care of a horse.
I miss UAF
Dacchis as a stat sticks is it better to mlb'd Dura or take shakur? I have enough shards to complete it
>>558834614past the point where any of these are worth using stones for
>>558833330same
>oreko>has massive tits based
>>558837523begone human wench
SEEEEX
>>558789004INT Dog? I'm thinking of picking her because she has some really good hints for oigomi.
https://x.com/anz_news/status/2027595205063712802Colic took away another great horse.....
>>558846250>three-time melbourne cup winnernip horses could never
>>558833330I wanted to fuck her raw so bad and seeing her around the academy only made me feel even more passionate about it. She's way bigger than I thought she was. Would absolutely fuck her silly. Or let her fuck me silly. Or both.
>>558846695I don't think Australia is even on the radar for most trainers/owners. There's no historical prestige to get from an expedition there.
>>558848720delta blues...admire rakti...
https://x.com/TAMU_AIR_SUB/status/2027571298600423604Riderless horse gone bad in Kokura's 4R jampu. The reply showed he's fine on a glance, hopefully that's true.
When's Hades' next race again?
>>558849086You don't see their name celebrated like Loves, Marche, Croix, Pizza, or other overseas raiders that went to Europe, the US, or the Middle East.
Which Uma secretly abused their trainer behind closed doors?
>>558850451Journey. Meanwhile, Orfe abuses her trainer in the open.
>>558849589that's because nips hate stayers
>>558850013leaning tower of pisa...
>>558850536Why don't they just leave?
>>558849589That's because their performance in japan itself is not very good.
Dropped rental decks to see if my own ragged deck can do any better and got my first UB rank. Can't wait for free rolls to be over so I can max out Yanko
>more powerful than the Satono and Symboli could ever hope to be (her daddy literally own(ed)s the game)AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558852703Who's the other dog? Mick Fire?
>>558851939>he thinks you can just break a contract between an uma and her trainer
>>558853130New Pokemon's fire starter
>>558853354Oh. That's a cute dog. Hope he doesn't evolve into a giant muscle monster or something.
https://youtu.be/8qaKhiKjwn8Why do you have say U U U U U U UMA so sultrylike Loves?
I like Casino
>>558853657Very pretty boyfag.
so for parent making... does the grand parents need to be really unique? so you're telling me i need to make 4 grand parents too?and also they need to have the same g1 wins?
>>558853657So whats her palcard events like?
I'm from global, how did you guys survive mant, and I mean the mechanics making you a horrible trainer, I don't think I can stomach this shit
>>558854351MANT was when I switch from being a competitive player to a casual player. The mode feels terrible to play, so I just relax and only focus on reading the campaigns and events.
>>558854351just quit and come back months later
>>558854125You can rent a parent which means you only need 2 grandparents. Yes, they need the same g1s. But frankly you need not focus on grandparents too much unless you are seriously trying to win group a finals. If you are, then try to make them such that your parents will get the needed aptitudes from greatgrandparents for g1 farming.
>>558853645>Lovesknowning her, it is for you kakeshi-kun <3
>>558785142>she would do it for free
>>558855259Now this uma looks like she could fix and save trainer
>>558854351I'm saying this as a casual player, it's just a game bro. Yeah it sucks, but only because it's tedious. If you get super fast forward early it might be more tolerable.
>>558785167SensibleChuckles.gif
>>558853514nah, fuck thatgive me weird monsters
>>558854626How much do I lose if I just use the same grand parents I just made for Stego and WinVar main parent?I already made these two that's full of Oikomi and Medium skills.
>>558855894Good enough
>>558849204nakayama kinen
>>558855407...that saved a wretch like me!I once was lost, but now am found...
>>558856483
>>558856412Thanks niggadacchi
>>558854125>>558854626>>558855894Correct me if I'm wrong but don't you only need double circle?Or are there hidden values that affect more things that getting a double circle is not enough?
>>558856681>>558856602>>558856483What's going on?
>>558856885Nigger disrupted a fanart chain
>>558856567i need sexual healing
>>558856951Disrupted?https://x.com/i/status/2027305862788989367
>>558856731Double circle is just a rough measure, the underlying compatibility score is directly used in the inherit probability calculations, so the higher it is with the base compat+common g1s, the higher chance for inherits
>>558856567Trainer is gonna say "she was the light on his darkest times" and become his sole reason for living, returning the favor in helping in her goal of helping more people.
>>558857394Wow, is there some kind of calculator tool for that? Do you think it's even worth it to increase parent distance parameters so she could enter more G1s?
>>558856951But why bees?
>>558857394Is the autism even worth it
>kind girls who wish for the happiness of those around themToT
>>558858489AIIIEE IM GONNA GET SAVEDTAZUNA HE
>>558858674How ironic... They saved him from others, but not from themselves...
>>558857782I don't know if there's a calculator, but here's the formula and the base probabilities - https://note.com/herohero_3/n/n3516b3322d76#2aa353a6-675f-451f-a81b-3e69e8c6fa89>>558857860it takes 0 effort to win 20+ g1s, so why not.
>>558859217oh so 20 is the max
>>558660067>(LovesOnlyYou holds up the webcam)
https://x.com/5ma5han/status/2027602725849207100BC scenario confirmed 10/10
>>558859927No, 21.
>>558660067CUTE.
>>558742457You might be on to somethingI found too unusual for her seiyuu to be in pakalive, the woman is semi retired, there are no pressure from anyone (agency, labels) for her to be in the biggest stream of the year and there she sat with top billing
>>558860464
Thank you free rolls-sama
>>558861067Explode
>>558859217Does winning the same g1 count twice, lke two jcup wins?
sex
Doujin where trainer thinks the puppet is actually sentient when connected to Marche.When maru-chan is tired the puppet starts talking to trainer, this grows into a secret relationship and finally it escalates to the point where one night trainer sneaks into the Ritto dorm while maru-chan is totally zonked from training, he places the puppet on her hand and makes love to it, handjob blowjob naizuri etc then after a few times he finishes inside the puppet then it ends showing just maru-chan's lips curled into a smile.
>>558862192oh and also the "puppet" told maru-chans roommate to go fuck her own trainer that night or something
I think the only way Lala is going to be beating Ai is to make use of the hometown sweetheart buff.
>>558862192>trainer sneaks into the Ritto dormTrainer is an upstanding individual and would never do such a thingWhich is why the umas simply break into the trainer dorms instead
>>558862192>>558862270お、おぉ…
>>558859217>In BC Scenario, can only slot in 17 G1s total for Mile/Med/Long turf G1sThey do count classic and senior takarazuka as separate, right? Also BC G1 is counted?
>>558862021No>>558862516No, it only gets counted once. BC should be counted if they followed l'arc.
>>558862192>sneaks into RittoWe know the Trainers' Dorm have security watching the entrance, but what about Ritto and Miho?
>>558862640>only 16 G1s>3.35 & 3.41 base compatibility for my parentsHmmmm
>>558862162he deleted his other marche post, sad
>>558862840...
>>558862310>>558862310The alternative was that this happens during an onsen trip but I couldn't figure out how to deal with the other umas.I guess conveniently only maru-chan goes to bed early, maybe the "puppet" could also tell them to stay away, or I guess it could just be a trip with only maru-chan and trainer.
>>558862913link me that shit senpai
>>558862964The security guards are there to keep trainers in, not to keep umas out.
>>558862964This is bullshitWhy bother hiring security
>>558862989https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1boLTlkmjA78m-Sl85MAq94gzunIomcDEDyHjdpeiu8Y/edit?gid=1794799233#gid=1794799233
This uma would try to sneak into your dorm through the window, only for her uniform to get caught and ripped to shreds.
>>558862913It rolls for each parent and inherit separately so that's still 80% chance of you getting what you want at least once per event.
>>558656102>>558656130>>558656217>>558765348So if I can only choose one which is the best card for pace general use or wait for powercreep?
>>558862970You think too small, young master. Why not have it be in the prep room after a race?Marche "fell asleep" because she was so tired after winning the race, that's when the Trainer put the puppet on her and started doing the deed. But, because this was right after a race, her hand is still all hot and sweaty, making the handjob feel even more lewd.Half way through the handjob, Loves knocks on the door, asking if she can come in to congratulate Marche on her victory - now the Trainer has to make up excuses and try to deter Loves from entering while getting a "blowjob" from Maru-chan.
>>558863301thats why i posted, i knew you guys would come up with something better
>>558863073Nonono, she'll come in through the bathroom window but her fat ass will get stuck in the window.Then her Trainer will wake up in the middle of the night after hearing a muffled >Dooreeeinaaa-saaaaan, taaasuukeeeteeeee~Coming from his bathroom.
rulership and tact will probably be released back to back so i cant roll bothi know it'll happen to me
>>5587924581. consume japanese product2. memorize every new words you encounteredthat's all there is to it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W6wH0pAABSw
>>558863840They'll probably release Rulership around Queen Liz II Cup and throw Tacto out during the half-anni.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wH0pAABSw
I think DWC might be cancelled with all the shits going on right now..... Hope the horses are safe
>>558864738No kidding. Abu Dhabi is right at the border with Dubai. I hope the horses can get back home safe.
>>558864738Yanko can tank it
Can't believe the HKers did all of this to not let Ebayan become the highest earning horse of all time.
>>558864738>Israel attacking IranThe fuck. Yeah, hope the horses and the team can get home safely.
>>558864738They didn't cancel 03 dwc which was ran right after iraq war started and was at its peak, so I don't think they will now either. I am more concerned about horses that plan to join them later because cargo planes get cancelled like what happened with gold allure
>>558865173>>558865208UAE already shutting down their airspace, so I don't think the jockeys & the rest of JP horses can go
>>558865370I don't think they will be closing the airspace for 2 weeks so it's not a problem (yet)
>>558865370Batter safe than sorry, I suppose. You could never be too careful with Israel.Do we have anyone already there prepping in Dubai?
>>558865370Luxor cafe, american stage and ebayan from jp. Rebel's romance and tuz from others. The latter should actually be running today
>>558865701Meant for this >>558865569
>>558865701I wonder how they are gonna incorporate a war in the middle east into her career...
>>558660067AIEEEEEEE
>>558865906Trainer please marry her already... she is already making baby uma puppets
amogus
>>558865701Damn. Hope they all come home safe.
>>558865815Ever watch that movie where Pierce Brosnan helps Owen Wilson and his family escape from not!Thailand?
OBJECTIVESAVE THE PRINCESS
>>558865701Seems like they are going ahead with today's super saturday so at the very least dwc should be fine. Airspace closure shouldn't last more than a few days either, so the rest would probably come too unless some teams think it is too risky
>>558866948>implying Yanko won't Macgyver their way out once Ryusei finally hands over the FUCKIN' DONUT
>>558866948Yanko's going to go back to her room to find that Ryusei already found a way back to Japan and left her behind.
>>558865906>12+ muppets
>>558867397>marchetore builds diorama of Ooi Racecourse and plays puppet race
>>558845446I picked her too for that reason but I’m concerned about how practical using that card will be now after comparing the runs where I’ve borrowed an MLB Ebayan and runs where I’ve used a different INT card like Tact.
>>558866093ITSJUSTFUCKINGH I M B A S
>>558868805Bro, the big dog?
>>558866093>Ai's perspective
>>558868805And a dog!
The nuis are crossing the boundaries…
https://youtube.com/shorts/FaRYVDnPMCAIs this just them announcing each location of the world tour?
>>558870209They're gonna do a concert in space!?
>>558869034They're in the wild now.I'm actually considering buying a doll house just to house all my nuis.
My account is barely 2 weeks old. Do I have any fighting chance in the upcoming CM if I don't have any usable stamina cards with a gold heal?
>>558872742Open League yesYou only need 600 stamina for dirt mile CM
>>558872836So medium is a no-go?
>>558872742probably not but just treat CM as a free gibs event until you have a solid deck+parentsno reason not to participate but you get some rewards for just trying
Meydan's races will go as usual, hopefully there won't be any stray AA hitting them
>>558874264>stray aaThey aren't using Russian or chink-made systems so no worries.Unless you mean stray incoming.
brutal rapage
>>558872836Update your knowledge anon, you now need 1200 stam to use the new all out spurt mechanics satisfactorily even on mile
>>558875230The guy has a new account, i doubt he can make it to 2000 speed.But did people figure out how many stamina needed for sprints and miles for the zenkai boost
how would cygames implement forever young getting killed by a stray iranian missile into her training story?
Uh guys I cant access Chrono's graph I dont know who to kick
>>558875328Don't about sprints but I got that 1200 figure from a few twitter post>>558875535By shoving a rod up your faggot ass
@558875535Just ignore it.
They should make a side game where you train Rice to be an actual assassin.Hitman: Uma Edition
>>558876861>train her to be an actual assassinBut the first thing you'd have to do is get rid of her wack-ass dagger...
>>558876987I'll let her kill with whatever she wants. Just because it's a game about murder, the story should still be about healing and building self-confidence. Happy Rice is still the end goal.
>>558877891Which way, torenaman?
>>558877891What are THOSE?
>>558872836>>558873272>>558875328I think I can do mile races, but I'm pretty stumped for med and long because all I have is a 0LB Dantsu
Mountain hot spring ending with Tacto.
>>558877891chevachi is slightly smaller and ruler is huge, like GROOVE huge
>>558868862>>558868983You just know...
>>558879812 (Me)Just realized, I could drop like 8 bucks to get a MLB Creek. Should I do it
>>558881104Yes, we all know that particular dog(horses) loves humans
>>558880865WRONG.She's bigger, since they have the same 3 sizes, but Rulership is 5cm shorter.
Fuck you lookin at me like that
>>558881283I really want to slap Rulership's rude tits...
>>558881181Depends on what specifically you're talking about buying.
SAVE HER RYUSEI
>>558882676Neither the Persians or the Israelites will dare strike at the daughter of their true master.
>>558882634The rental deck deal
>>558883379The pass may be a better deal since it'll include enough blue cards to get a MLB SSR from the shop, plus all the other stuff the pass gives.
>>558646061Tits or GTFO. So sick of all this softcore porn shit.
>>558883485I figured I could just save those blue cards for Pasa
>>558883092>>558882676Reverse Kurifuji situation...
Made a pretty good Tachyon grandparent.Getting closer to achieving my goal of one day making a giga parent.
>Super Saturday's still going on>Dubai getting hit by missiles in the last 30 minutes
>>558884878Would the nips forgive the trumpmeister if their racehorses got bombed?
What is the point of getting 2000+ speed with 800 stamina? This shit won't even work in the stadium.
ウマオオオオ dacchis, kicks will be a bit late today since I won't be on during reset. There will be at least 3 slots open.
Torena now has to take responsibility.
>>558887015Aiiiiiieeeeee, don't kick me...
Horse named Meydaan just won a G2 in Meydan, same course & distance as Dubai World Cup
>>558886210How much stamina do you even need for it to work at sprint/mile? 1200?
Chrono’s filly with Saturnalia. Looking forward to seeing her race
>>558885208No, but your ass probably would.
>>558885208No? Ebayan is probably national treasure level atmAnd japs just built a functional railgunOooh boy
>>558892662This isn't the place for it, but the Jap railgun (1 megajoule) is an order of magnitude less powerful than the piece the US Navy was testing (32 mj). The only real issue with the latter was that the Navy actually wanted twice the power at 64 mj and built the 32 mj as a testbed, which found that keeping a 64 mj gun's barrel from regularly melting was simply not feasible with current metallurgy.They weren't interested in scaling back, so they just discontinued the project.
Nah, she'd win.
>>558895683Yanko's outfit is really doing things to my mind, and I'm normally a pit guy that loves sleeveless dresses
>>558822043Nope, figured Keiba Onna will be enough to cover the keiba part of the team.
>free rolls are halfway over>still no ebayan
>>558898356Shame, we'll be without one of our three mascots.
>>558761375Riko and Yanko look normal, by normal, I mean anime big head small shoulders, but Ai looks like she has normal human proportionsOr maybe it's the angle
I just love 90s so much
