Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #9098 - Boom Trio Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>Kristen Bell has been cast as Amy in Sonic the Hedgehog 4https://x.com/rejectedjokes/status/2024183496823230522==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #1 - 06 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 13 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog x Godzilla #1 - Summer 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 15 December 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>558624097
>>558650440Iizuka writes Sonic as a toral fuck up?
>>558650420That was quick.
>>558650420Random Anon whose idea this was two threads ago: I avenged you. -OP
my new favourite pairing
>>What is Sonic's character?>Sonic's character is>He is fast>Kids love him>He likes to have fun>He is a good guy>>How do I know if my Sonic is OOC?>if kids don't love sonic, you are doing something wrong. shrimple as>>But in the 2000s>You mean 20 years ago? Those days are over. Make a Sonic that kids LOVE *slams a copy of Sonic Prime (Blu-Ray), Sonic movie 3 (Blu-Ray), and a copy of IDW (#15) on your desk*
>Redditbob's wife
Need more Fiona harassing Silver
Now i can uuu in 3D!
>>558650594>Movienic is IC
>>558650574kek
very odd trio
>>558650664https://vocaroo.com/151MhjMAbkvV
>>558650542I love that she infected Colono's brain.
>558650594>558650440holy bait>>558650420Kind of a silly random trio. Sticks didn't along with any of them
>>558650706If kids love him, you are doing something very right and you should keep going. See how Tails simps for Sonic around each corner. if kids do not see Sonic the same way, your Sonic is not good.
The IDW OCs are all so fucking ugly god damn they look like shit except for maybe Jewel and she's ruined by being jenhen's oc
>>558650875It was another anon's idea for what would have been the previous thread. I just adapted it bcuz he seemed disappointed when the last thread won out.
>>558650948Looks are the least of IDWs problems.
>>558650778Wtf is this shit
why does colono always draw marine's boobs too small?
I would genuinely love to see the results we would get if different anons wrote their own takes on Sonic's personality
Why is he like this?
>>558650816>Implying Sonic isn't strong enough to hold a single person up easily>Shitty Tailream At least the style is cute and the coloring good.>>558650759No idea why they gave Blaze such an ill-fitting outfit here. Surge's pants are nicely done though.
>>558650816I'm gonna be contrarian and say I find this image cute
>>558651108Amy is 10,000 lbs
>>558651101He wants a little attention. like Charmy calling him cool
If kids don't love your Sonic, your Sonic sucks.>But he is IC. this is faithful to the 2000s. it respects the original vision.And it sucks. KONO BOKE. *slams you on the head with the BluRay version of Sonic Movie 3*
>>558650948
>>558650816why does amy look pissed?sonic is literally touching her buttshe should have heart-eyes
>>558651440she may look a lil crazy but i'd still fuck the absolute shit out of this thing
>>558650268he's okay I guess
>>558651558
>>558651351Bad characters in ok games>Deadly six>WispsGood characters trapped in bad games>Infinite>SilverThis world is simply unfair
>>558650816even in your forced trio shit art Tails and Cream are too boring to actually interact like the others.That or the author doesn't actually like them like the other two (because they're BOOOORING)
Randomfox is actually really bad at writing Sonic himself
>>558651690ermm, drawing kids touching eachother is hecking problematic chud. They only care about poptarts and being quirky goblinos
>>558651679>Good characters>SilverSilver is a good concept at best.
>>558651690based... so fvcking zased...
>>558651759This is a Trvke.
>>558651781Infinite is a good concept and Silver is a good character because he's did not just survive but evolved.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56775616
League of legends collab when
>>558651964I’m not sure about this ‘fic but that image did give me a chub so there’s that
>>558651690They're not made for your degeneracy epstein.
Sheep wife
>>558650948Surge is good
>>558651964Blaze ruined shipping but no one is ready for that
>>558652080>epsteinlurked this very site at one point (and there is a nonzero chance he jerked it to sonic porn on another board too)
>>558651217I find it really stupid for Shadow to talk about moving on and then in the same game he says "Maria's wish is Charmy's only saving grace"Ian doesnt understand the Shadow Charmy dynamic
>>558652101Okay this is actually really cute
>>558652116Remember to milk your wife daily.
>>558652234People think we're being obtuse when we say Ian is attached to the Archie version of each character
>>558652234>Ian doesnt understand the Shadow Charmy dynamicThat’s a thing?
>>558652249Everything this guy drew is kino
>>558651964Blazamy is cute!!!>gemerlpolar bear in texas
>>558652331In Shadow the Hedgehog Charmy idolizes Shadow. The Chaotix character route stays true in the end of the game.
>>558652074Plot summary:[Spoiler]Blaze is super stressed out and pent-up, so her royal advisors force her to take a vacation to help her relax. She goes to Sonic's world, where Amy offers to give her a tour to the spa, go shopping, etc. This results in the two of them living together for a period of time, where the thin walls lead to Blaze overhearing Amy moaning. Blaze is taught how to masturbate by Amy because she's completely clueless about how sex works and has never relieved herself ever. This eventually leads into Amy becoming Blaze's dom [/spoiler]
>>558652172Explain?
>>558652585Thanks for the spoiler man it really helped
here for tangles tiny titties
>>558652646I'm killing myself because I'm a fat mobilechud who can't use spoiler tags right
>>558652705They're not that small.
Is Tangle like Luz
Moids spam fat ugly black mentally ill crying idw lesbians instead of cute boys like Shadow...uuu
>>558652770>'theyre not that small'>shows the flattest lines imaginable
>>558652770smaller than her butt
Does Tangle purposefully have like 'zoomer hair'
>>558652829heres his tail faggot
Shadow creams the rabbit
I've been here since idw got announcedI was here for sthg predicting tangle's silhouette was a plebbit oc I was here for the zoboomafoo memes I was hereAnd IDW is still bad
>>558653097newfag trying to be and oldfag
>>558653004This thread is immediately less shit and ugly now. Thank you.
>>558653056I like sex and breeding but pregnancy is the worst part—the big belly, the intense birthing process, it's all disgusting and lame. I know it's offset by the love part, but I think if I ever got someone pregnant I'd cheat on her with a younger, non-pregnant woman and do the whole thing over again. I wish it was like Pokémon or Chao something where you could just breed and then if you want a kid it spawns out of nowhere
>>558650574You are sweet, anon. <3
>>558653097>>558653185Whats zoboomafoo
>>558652913MaybeThe timeline can allow itTho I dont think Tyson would design her with it in mind
>>558653004
>>558653239Zooey loved Tails and Perci lusted after him
>>558653252Gen Alpha is posting on 4chan now?
>>558653218Holy fucking awful taste. Pregnancy is the best part because it's physical proof of your shared loved. Unfortunately, you don't seem to be capable of love, you're a shallow hedonistic breeder. I hope you get divorce raped.
>>558653363Just looked it up, not everyone grew up with dogshit excuses for shows. I grew up on Thomas the Tank Engine and my friends grew up on Ben 10
>>558653363Undoubtedly.I started posting here in 06 while underage so why wouldn't subsequent generations?
>>558653445Everyone giving shadow dirty looks while creams belly gets bigger and bigger until she eventually has the baby and they're forced to be positive and smile and throw her a baby shower while glaring at shadow when she can't see and he IMMEDIATELY knocks her up again.
I want to nuzzle her dumb little teddy bear ears.
I just saw that video of a streamer girl who aggressively smooched another streamer and that gave him 40 different visible stds in a later video and he's clearly angry. Sonic characters with THAT feel?
>>558653570*smooches (You)*
>>558653469>Pregnancy is the best part because it's physical proof of your shared loved.No, the kid is proof of that. Your childish insults aside, I don't deny having kids at all, raising a family is awesome. I love the idea of breeding a big family. The pregnancy part still sucks, and it sucks how open of a window it is to introduce a bunch of variables that go wrong. I'd rather pop out a kid immediately than "oh no my wife inhaled some secondhand smoke and now he's retarded" or "the majority of the pregnancy was in winter months so now he's the weakest bitch in his class".
>>558653650Meant for >>558653445
>>558653570
>>558652850Could be worse.
>>558653743Whats up with that shitty slut lipstick? Ruins the whole thing
>>558652461
MIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>558653905Dear Zavom, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'I left my Emerald, my Wisp, and my Life energy at the bottomI sent two shitposts back in autumn, you must not've got 'emThere probably was a problem at the shitPost office or somethin'Sometimes I scribble comics too sloppy when I jot 'emBut anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your girl?My Trip is pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a fatherIf I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her ZeenaI read about your Master Zik too, I'm sorryI had a fox kill himself over some vixen who didn't want himI know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fanI even got the underground shit that you did with StarlineI got a room full of your games and your comics, manI like the shit you did with Mimic too, that shit was phatAnyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me backJust to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Fang
>>558653743Poor flatty...
>>558653305>the theory some threads back that Perci and Sticks were swapped not just in the game but the show as well >>558257491
I want to be destroyed by Drago cockOr Big's cockOr WerehogOr Vector
>>558652585Epic spoiler fail
>>558653850Wow this fucking sucks. This is what fanficfags gas up? I should start writing smut if this is my competition
>>558653905I don't know shit squat from this but it me fucking rofl
>>558654163It doesnt make sense for Sonic and Knuckles to hit on Sticks in the story. This episode was developed once Sticks was already a set character
>>558654163Perci is the only rise of lyric character to appear in the tv series so it's possible
>>558653185Oldfag Dysphoria
>>558654319No, i think you feed this summary into the ai for it to write the smut for you
Gay sex with Shadow
>>558653558i want her tiny titties
>>558653570>Those lips raped my face waaaaaaahhhhh
>>558653239Thanks for the compliment, Anon. Also, you’re welcome Anon.
>>558654163Perci being playable is the only way the voice lines in the game make any sense. The game clearly expects Perci to be someone you can use
>>558654473dont blame ya
>>558654268I will give Vector a pass but you need to be put down for saying Big
>>558654473
>>558654102HOLY FUCKING BASED GEM KINO
>>558654630Sage released the Eggman files explaining everything he did to Sonic in those 6 months of prison
>>558654447Ai sucks at writing too it always feels so soulless. And for some reason they always end on leading questions like "Coming down from the afterglow, shadow felt his softening cock head slip out of Cream with an audible squelch, decades of pent up frustration pouring from her abused, tender hole. As he pulled the shivering twitching rabbit into his chest, he could not help but wonder, having crossed this line, was there any depth of depravity he would not sink to now?You can just end it Ai, no need to lead on
>>558654502BOOTY
>>558654702Why
>>558654826I mean before the ending question that writing was hot and servicable enough. The question is just there because it expects further prompting, and you as the prompter can refine it to not do that
>>558654746Starline has a nice tail too
>>558654473Elaborate with as much detail as possible
>posting on /soi/ tangle and whisper cuck porn
Straight sex with Shadow (he has a cunt)
>>558655068I can’t believe this meme has spread to Basedjak party (this isn’t wordfilter, I spelt “Basedjak” out manually because I felt like it)
>>558654320>if you come here often enough someone will catch on to your personality
>>558654826Ai writing is pretty predictable once you use it for a bit.
>>558655152Whisper and Tangle being awful for each other helped the cuck agenda
>>558655163hasn't happened 2 me i just can't stop winning
>>558655091>cuntboyHoly cringe aapslop.Appreciate Shadow's cute cock.
>>558654826They are trained to be data-harvesting machines, the personal questions are baked deep into the training data.
Does anyone have that meme of Tails as a basedjak and that godawful copypasta that was attached to it?
Give me more Tails Rosemary date ideas where they can have sex
>>558654869he just wants to fish for petes sake
You can stop sinning.
>>558655152the thread got nuked (rightfully so because nobody likes furfaggotry) while i argued with an IDWfag who said he's from /v/ but knows sthg.NUSOICACA IS INTO KEKIDW GEEEEEEG
>>558655385Rosemary accompanying Tails to his date with Rouge
>>558655494How are they supposed to have sex with that premise
>>558655395Would Big wear this?
OTESNBETONIOAENRG'AWPRMAER OH MY GOODNESSCHRIS THORNDYKE IS THE NEW SALLY?????
>>558655549Big wouldnt wear a hat this performative. He'd probably just wear a Basspro shop unironically, and more in a "the cashier gave it to him for free" way than a fashion statement
>>558655576How do I get a job as a Sonic mascot suit wearer? I think I could do a good job with any of them unironically
Shadow and Maria having the sex ??
>>558655385Isn't rosemary his mom? You don't get what makes mother son incest so hot. It's not supposed to feel normal it's supposed to feel gross and awkward and desperate. Going out on a normal date and jacking him off in the theatre is shit.
>>558655576I wanna marry her
>>558654163I DID NOT HIT ON TAILS! THE GOVERNMENT-ALIEN LUSTS AFTER HIS FRONT TAIL! YOU ALL SAW IT! CONSPIRACY
>>558655673Isn’t that gay?
>>558655659Alright anon, get in the Amy costume and do a kawaii dance then cling to Sonic
>>558655614>Gets told he could provoke a global war>Responds with “We’ll figure it out”Gigachad
>>558655673Shadow and Maria had lots of sex
>>558655723The whole appeal of Tails and Rosemary is counter to normal incest. They did not grow up with each other. Maybe there was an awkward initial stage but that isn't the stage I'm personally interested in
>>558655779Unironically I would still do it. Representing an actual accurate Amy is fulfilling to me in the face of how Ian writes her
>>558655302Sure thing Surgefag
>>558655789I heard he cums like a firehose when she says "i love you shadow" and "thank you for being my best friend"
>>558655436I'm gonna sin with rabbits
>>558655870So like when a teen finds his long lost mom they don't really have that "this person raised me" phase? But I'm pretty sure tails remembers rosemary from before the war it's not like she was absent his whole life? Maybe I'm misremembering but isn't his family only gone for like half a decade?
Shadow and Maria kissed each other. Shadow stole glances at Maria's large butt. Maria fantasized about growing bigger boobs for Shadow. Shadow and Maria had lustful and romantic thoughts. Shadow and Maria had awkward clumsy virgin sex. Shadow and Maria spent nights alone thinking about each other. Shadow and Maria kept perversions about each other to themselves.
>>558655990I'm not an archiefag but it's job to know everything sonic even the bad parts so what happened was as soon as Tails was born his father was already roboticized and then the robotnik takeover war started and his parents were abducted by aliensTails never saw his parents until they came back when he was already 8 or 11 or however old archie Tails wasSo yes, his whole life
>>558656104do you fantasize about growing bigger boobs?
What kind of retard openly admits to ban evading?
>>558656181No
>>558655990Tails was born the day Robotnik took over. Truly the most unlucky lil nigger
>>558656234One who knows this place doesnt get modded so nothing is gonna happen to him
>>558655528Rouge tries groping him in secret. Instead of yelling at her Rosemary gropes harder
What kind of retard openly admits to fantasize about growing bigger boobs?
>>558650875Could be a potential way to revive Gameverse Sticks at this point since Sega has a hardon for team trios and IDW has a hardon for female characters.
>>558656156Lol that fucking sucks holy shit
>>558656318Hmm this is nice enough but maybe this will be better with Mina or Barby or something
>>558656373also everyone else in the world got their parents back before Tails did (everone got deroboticised but Tails' parents were abducted into space until much much later). Sonic got his back the earliest of everyone.There was a few stories Tails was depressed about this.
>>558655760he lusts for you though sticks, and i dont blame him
>>558656329Team trios aren't really a big deal anymore as Crossworlds showed, Eggman Team has 4 members, Deadly Six only has 2, Team Dimension only has Silver and Blaze (don't tell me about Ariem in Sonic Channel)Additionally, Tangle and Whisper and Surge and Kit are big duos, Surge's breakout status leaving Kit behind nonwithstandingIf Sega wants to let Sticks happen, she will happen. But they keep pussyfooting with it and I feel like not everyone is on the same page about it. If IDW shoved her in earlier like they did Gemerl maybe she would've been grandfathered in
>>558656530Dude this screenshot is dogshit nobody can tell what this is supposed to be
>>558656617her sole
Sometimes it's a bit sad to think that Honey's only ships are Honails because of Archie and Honey x Mighty (Highty? Money?) because of... ??? fanon that took an early grip?In actuality, the characters she would like most are Espio (if locked to classic) and Shadow (if modern, but i don't need that)
Sticks fits in team Rose the best since she's Amy's other best friend, Big can stay like a god entity in one spot that gives fishing minigames
FUCK I WANNA FUCK CREAM! Fuck! FUCKING TIGHT CREAM COLORED SLUT FUCKING BEGGING FOR IT. *Punches wall*FUCK. I drool when I think about biting in her ass. Dirty fucking sucking putting my dick in holes she doesn't even realize she has cream filled fuck toy FUCK
>>558656916You really don't need to weaponize teamshit to justify Sticks. I wish this line of thinking would stop. As Crossworlds demonstrated Teams can be bigger than 3, we aren't getting another Heroes where you need 3. I agree in something like a comic story it makes sense for those 3 to orbit Amy more than Big, but there's not much reason to kick Big off the "team". It's his team too.
>>558656962Wouldnt it be better if your thoughts remained in your head
>>558656962Average xAI user
>>558656104Shadow and Maria cuddling in bedShadow resting against Maria's soft chestShadow listening to Maria's heartbeat, safe and aliveShadow falling asleep in Maria's armsShadow having a nice dream about MariaShadow waking up with a leaking hard onShadow realizing with mortification that Maria is awake and she can feel it against herShadow waiting to be reprimanded or rejected or kicked out or Shadow bluescreening when Maria just touches it with open fascinationShadow's soul leaving his body when she talks about his cock like it's a really interesting biological process she needs to study up close
>tails ships
>>558656104>>558657160Im not against this
>>558655068I made this shitty draw lol
>>558657183Why is Timmy Brown?
>>558657345We're good man you can keep it. You can go back, even
Imagine if Modern were good. I can't.
>>558657378Shadong you blind buffoon. You can see his actual skin color in the corner under his hair spikes
>>558657407What do you think of Simon Thomley's recent bitchfits about being unsatisfied with Origins, Mania, and claiming Superstars is Mania 2?
>>558656329>Sega has a hardon for team triosMaybe, but Zooey's caught between a rock and a hard place since Sega of Japan wants to ship Tails with Cosmo yet the West apparently wants to market him with Cream. She's also completely designed as supporting, like Vanilla, and would need a revamp to justify her fighting alongside Sticks (boomerang, wild) and Perci (tools, said to be the village protector before Team Sonic came along). Also, if Perci was designed by Chris Senn ("bandicoot love-interest") then she's on the do-not-touch list. I'd rather Sticks become unlikely friends with Marine.>IDW has a hardon for female characterswtf IDW is BASED?
>>558657446>ShadongIn my pussy......
>>558657345Strong cunny
>>558657345
>>558657524
>>558657487>the West apparently wants to market him with CreamThis has never happened man
>>558657789We're good bro you can keep it
>>558657716How many babies has Knuckles murdered?
Sex with mobian children
>>558657657
>>558657729He's going to post that sonic latin American post that has cream and tail standing next to each other
>>558657838Stay away from Shadow, Cream.
>>558657913Lmfao
>>558657838>m*bian
>>558657828
>>558657838
>>558657729It just did>but LATAM-is part of the West.
>>558657883He looks like he'd be a good babysitter in that image
>>558657657The mongussy
Bought this on sale for $20 and i'm loving it. No idea why this game gets such a bad rap
>>558657838*Blobian
>>558658068*Mobian
>>558658068I meant the archie versions though
>>558657913>>558658038Heheheh tailfags wish he could get up in #allat cream, too bad she's for hedgehogs (not silver) only
Pawbians
>>558658057always try the game out yourself or take a look at some footage firstof course, if 90% of the reviews are negative you can safely assume that the game is indeed dogshit
>>558658057Superstars is like the best Margherita
>>558658178>(not silver)Fag
>>55865820306 is good
>>558658385What happened
>>558658348
>>558658298Nobody wants to fuck silver man he's the second most unfuckable character there besides tails.
>>558658057It was just seething moderntards astroturfing their dogshit opinions. Everything they say is wrong per usual.
>>558658528Then why is he the most fucked? checkmate
>>558658385*knock* *knock* *knock*>"G.U.N., OPEN UP!"
>>558658694What was it
>>558657913>>558658178Cream has no idea what sex is, shipping her with Tails when they have zero chemistry and he has demonstrated interest in other (mature) girls is silly.
>>558658771silver and tails with cringe pedo text "blah blah blah grooming you""blah blah blah i'm only 8"
>>558658184blobpaws are good
>>558657371>Challengers from a crossworldOh no Canonbros
>>558658831speaking of crossworlds heres tangle butt
Any tips on Super Sonic Speed grand prix? I cant beat the rivals at max lev
Is Drogune popular yet?
>>558658789i meanyeahhe can only be from crossworlds at this point, after frontiers
>>558658882i wish she was thicc
>>558658038Knuxouge is fucking dead. You get lazy xitter engagement from socal media from unpaid intern accounts while douge gets straight up canonized by IDWEspio and sonic both have more shipbait with rouge than knuckles ever did
>>558658773Y'know, I just realized: why doesn't Cream call Tails "Miles"? That'd at least be SOMETHING to work with and could've been a cute dynamic.
Evan has revealed her new IDW OC his an echidna who's even older, more powerful, and more female than knuckles
>>558659007Fat fucking mound on her jesus that's a whole peach in her pants
>>558659141Because if he PREFERS to go by Tails, that isn't her being nice or polite, it's going against his wishes.
>>558659250more...female?
>>558659185butt
>>558659250Shadebros our seed has finally bore fruit. The stocks are reaping divideds
>>558658057fr though, got this game a month ago on my Switch, i really like it, pretty overhated game
>>558659327Its overhated cuz its worse than 3&K, Mania, arguably even Sonic 2
someone has a devart account for sonic buttshttps://www.deviantart.com/ifdidkdj/gallery/99805594/sonic-the-hedgehog
>>558659379>it's not mania so it's badMania is one of my favorite games of all time but this logic is stupid
>>558659439>1180 deviationsoh my
>>558659279Yeah she protects the fuhrer emerald on valkyrie island (did I mention there's actually more than one floating island now)
>>558659454I didnt say "its not Mania", I said its worse than Mania
>>558659497>>269 for tangleNICE
>>558659037Never forget, Sonic Team themselves killed Shadouge.>the past few years mandating that Shadow's "allies" are NOT his "friends" (something he has insisted since Sonic Battle)>Shadouge was mainly prevalent in Sonic 2006, which was a mess that committed chrono-seppuku>just earlier this very month, Sonic Team reposted Valentine's fan-art with their own commentary, platforrming select preferred ships (Knuxouge, Shadria, Sonamy, Biggy)It's unironically over...
>>558659275Thats her leg
>>558659583Speaking of tangle, anyone want her body?
>>558659635>i dont understand the characters or mandate guidelines awardYou win bro
Play Crossworlds.
A hot take i have, i like this show
>>558659921I like it too. It's ok, but it doesnt take full advantage of the movieverse or Knuckles
>>558659635Shadougs cute and canon and momthrowers consistently embarass themselves by cherry picking outdated or fabricated information. I still haven't the forgotten the "sonic x is soft canon" stunt you guys tried to pull
My favorite character from the crossworld that still exists in every other current sonic media unlike Spongebob
>>558659718bent over
>>558659921same, not gonna act like it's peak fiction or whateverjust feels like random bullshit being thrown
>>558659830>30 dollars + DLCNo thanks, still waiting for bigger discount
>>558660202Are you that broke anon?
>>558659830I've no interest in racing spinoffs.
>Honey raping Tails>Honey dominating Tails>Honey molesting Tails
>>558659785no u
if Shadow isn't frowning and crying about Maria, it's ooc
>>558660457>Honey raping Nine>Honey dominating Nine>Honey molesting Nine
>>558659830Fucking hell
>>558660581That's hotter
>>558660616Silver and his girlfriends...
>>558660619Scribbles' comics make me hard sometimes.
>>558660616Silver get to fuck all this?
>>558660473bro she's a dead 12 year old girl, it's time to let her go and move onto big fat bat tats
>>558660797i'd rather big fat asses
>>558660797
>>558660457>>558660581OOC slop coded
>>558659141because in Cream's original media (Sonic X, she appears in advance and heroes too but never speaks to Tails in those) she refers to Tails as Tails-San, referring to the fact he has a superior position to her and generally in Sonic X acts like her babysitter, not an equal partner, same as she calls Sonic and Amy San. In fact in several episodes Tails and Amy team up to babysit Cream and treat Cream like a baby. Would be weird if Cream the baby of the group referred to Tails the ace pilot and frontlines guy and her part time babysitter like he was a fellow baby.
>>558660616
>>558658773>he has demonstrated interest in other (mature) girls is silly.Literally who?
>>558660616"uuuuuuu Tangle i spent 1000 hours on this slopgame because i'm sad and gay"
>>558661356Rouge and that human OC bitch Professor Tori or whoever her name was. Not a girl but he's also best friends with that old fart professor from Unleashed.
>>558661434also in the manga he seems interested in Amy and Nicky gets jealous of how mature they act together (but as usual in manga it was just misunderstood friendship)
FUN FACT: Shadow's model in Sonic 2's mid-credits scene was a modified Super Sonic model
Boys in dresses are cute
>>558661510oh and that one casino lady
>>558660616>>558661314
>>558661548Just modified Sonic. Not Super Sonic, because Movie Super doesn't have his own model
>>558661434>RougeSonic X isn't canon>OC bitch Professor Tori or whoever her name was.Headcanon. Literally no romantic tension between them>Prof. Pickle More likely than the two other ones at least.
>>558661573True
>>558660723tfw there is nothing stopping scribbles from still making characters fuck in 3 dimensions
>>558661573>>558661618I agree
>>558660797Maria's tits are bigger than Rouge's tits as of sxsg. I'm not joking either, you can look at the models.
>>558661608Sonic Battle is canon. Tails wants to impress her with his knowledge even if it's not romantic. Same as with Pickle, he acts far more mature than Cream and so surrounds himself with more mature peers.
They said Hot Hatch was for Tangle. You didn't listen.They said Wispon Booster was for Whisper. You didn't listen.I am sure I'm not the first to call this but I WILL be the loudest. Moto Beetle is for Belle. Belle is happening as free DLC. I'm sorry, but it will
Me is very mature
>>558661608Sonic Battle
>>558661592I hate this cunt so much.
If Shadow doesn’t look like he wants to kill someone then its ooc
>>558661756no...not it won't...that motobug isn't gay and lame enough to be Belle's motobuddy...
Everything Gigi represents should make her the #1 enemy of windfags even more than Kuta
>>558661838I'm not saying Moto Beetle IS Moto Bud. Motobud is green now. But Belle still has the association. It's hers.
>>558661871no...it can't be true...it can't...
>>558661728>>558661775>Sonic battle You are aware Rouge was filtering with Emerl right? How long are tailsfags going to bring up this cope?
>>558661795Based and understands Shadow pilled
>>558661850>even more than Kutastop doing these trash vs garbage comparisons to make archie seem like its "not as bad"/"not that bad". You keep doing this and no ones falling for it
>>558661756Belle getting in before Surge or Lanolin would be funny
>>558661850how's kuta anti-windfag
>>558661782>>558661850>her, cuntrespect Xir's pronouns, chuds
>>558661937Surge sure but Lanolin no, Belle is above Lanolin
>>558661952I thought windfags hated kuta
>>558661914>Actually expecting sthg autists let alone tailsfags to play the games
>>558661954Why? Not even her own family respects them
>>558661269It should be noted that cream also refers to charmy with the San honorific, as well as inanimate objects such as "Tv-san" and even in the case where she doesn't know someone's name (She called Zavok "red demon-san")
I think Tails is based
>>558661648>Don't worry cream, it'll fit if we go slow and use plenty of lube!
>>558662179based on what
>>558662279Based on Kino, Bestboyland
>>558662365Gyatt
>>558659921It's good and fun.
Hey uhh, I've gotta go outta town for a couple of days. Could you please take care of my pets for me, /sthg/?
WHAT THE FUCK!? HOLY SHIT!
>>558662365Whats it called
>>558659921The Knuckles show proved that the Sonic movies actually do know how to write the story of a Sonic character being a role model figure who inspires others while being a static character throughout the story only they applied it to Knuckles instead of Sonic
>>558662853Kunoichi RougeWhy does it feel like theyre intentionally pushing Rouge and Espio for some reason
>>558662891Rouge is the only one who would be a reasonable pick to be a Kunoichi out of the castAlso they have heart shaped chests and are purple
How did this pan out over time?
>>558662753Are they castrated?
>>558663035Okay but doing this skin at all feels very on purpose and on topic
You guys just have to accept that Silver is a fag. And it’s a necessary evil to take the attention away from something actually harmful like Sonadow
>>558663070We will know in the silvaze shill arc
>>558663070This happened after the diamond cutters little faggot group therapy session didn't it so literally hasn't written silver since basically?
>>558663070Issue 76 did Silver well.
>>558663135Rouge already had a skin in Speed Sim of this idea. Is it not the same one
>>558663267No you fag it was in 2024Middle of the Riders arc
the fandom basically took away evan's comfort character lol
>>558663390Good. People should learn to actually appreciate the characters as they are. Especially a fanfic writer turned official head comic writer
>>558663374Nah he's right. IDW issues are written a year before they actually come out so evan said this while she was writing Silver vs Mimic's final encounter and she had already written the diamond cutter therapy circle
Douge
>>558663217I always liked Silver's fagginess
>>558663135they made Ninja skins of Sonic too bro. Get your self-insert ship mind out of the gutter
>>558663070>>558663267>>558663480>Evan said this while she was writing Silver vs Mimic's final encounter and she had already written the diamond cutter therapy circleI was so fucking naive to give her the benefit of the doubt.
>>55866348079 was written by Ian toooNo, he's not right
You are going to read Sage and Belle's therapy circle and you will accept it as canon
>>5586636812 people can't make a circle
>>558663681Of all things being canon this is the least harmful. Boring arcs like Trial by Fire that dont contradict characterization are fine as canon.
>>558663631Turning in my IDW readers license.
>>558663710tell that to sonic and tails
>>558663513Cute n canon
>>558663537It's crazy to me that sonicfags still get mad about archie even though everything they hate about it got mandated to hell in 2010 meanwhile IDW is raping Silver up the ass and Silverfags just have to deal with it
>>558662365I hope they bring Shadow's over too.
>>558664067Why is it different instesd of 1:1
>>558663710I'll be there when Sage uses holograms to make copies of herself and belle to complete the therapy circle after belle explains to her how it works and she misinterprets it in a quirky baymax way
>>558664067>>558663546Espiocuck you now need to ship Espio with Sonic and Shadow every thread. Those are the rules
>>558663948Have you considered the fact that there are people outside this echo chamber that likes IDW Silver and you that you are living inside a bubble?
Flying with Tails to the horizon
>>558664067>>558662365Pretty boring designs desu. Looks like they are wearing costumes for Halloween
>>558664204People who like Uwuver are an extremely loud tiny minority that never play Sonic games in the first place but make the rest of us suffer
>>558664346Having sex with Tails at the horizon
Tails with prep time
>>558664505You're both gonna crash and die in the horizon if you try to fuck while flying
>>558664549Prepping lube for sex
>>558664440How do you know? Seems like an absurd claim because you are insecure about being part of the minority
>>558664691Tails is skilled enough to fly us while we're having sex
STOP LUSTING AFTER LITTLE FOX BOYS
>>558664692>>558664749Can't you hold your damn horses!
I want to pleasure him until he is fully redeemed.
>>558664880Gentle sex never redeemed anyone
>>558664880Rape isn't redemption.
>>558661356Not in the games other than TailsTube's Torii-simping, but in other media? All the damn time, fox is a lowkey horndog, usually for mature types.>OVA: copped a feel from Sara>X: a thing for Cosmo who had a fat ass (and grew a nice pair of tits as well)>Preboot Archie: had a thing for (auto-)Fiona but it's doomed to fail>Preboot Archie (Light Mobius): wife'd and mother'd Mina, theoretically his future family might still exist due to the tech>Reboot Archie: may have been set to be paired with Nicole since her handheld was destroyed late in the run but she survived by digitally uploading herself to his systems in time>Fleetway: was probably going to be set up with Moraine (basically female-warrior Miles)>Boom: steady with Zooey (also blushed when Perci made a move but she was too late lol)Pretty sure she also had teens smooch him in AoStH too to Sonic's chagrin.
>Tailspedo hours
Someone other than shadally drew a picture of Honey having Nine pinned facing a door jacking him off from behind while he was trying to struggle away and I haven't been able to find it ever since
>>558665004>Dumps a shit load of non-canon content nothing burger.
Shadow is for rape, and by rape I mean forcing gentle loving accepting cuddle sex onto him and he doesn't know how to respond to it
>>558665007>epic hours
>>558665130>by rape I mean forcing sex onto himYeah that's rape.
>Modernnigger hours
Why do tailspedos love using the exact same images every day
>>558665110taps >>558661560
Classic Tails is so cute, I love him!
>>558665251I had to distinguish between bloody ass-tearing painful rape and wholesome rape
>>558665391nice shirt
>>558665007Do tailsfags even discuss anything about their character outside pedoposting and self-insert circlejerking?
>>558665347...because they're good images? >>558665462Yeah yesterday
>>558665284That must be every hour then. No wonder why this general is steaming dogshit.
>>558665347Because they are lazy avatarfagging pedophiles who don't actually like Tails. There are like 100000 good Tails images and Tailspedos only use the same 50.
>>558664835Sorry Tails-sama... when can we have sex... I need you...
Nine
>>558665284Hessebro, dont be an archiefag...
>>558665462I frequently talk about how horrible Forces was but you fags don’t wanna hear it because you’re filthy jp purists
boy cuteness ratings: shadow > knuckles > sonic > tails > silver
>>558665706I don't trust classicfags because way too many of them end up being satamfags.
Why are Tailsposters so cool and helpful and wise?
>>558665709Cuz it was good lol
>>558665462>Do tailsfags even discuss anything about their character outside pedoposting and self-insert circlejerking?Error 404: Not Found
>>558665792Don’t ever talk about characterization ever again
>>558665765Sex with Tails makes you smarter, more productive, and makes you feel cool
>>558665750WrongSilver is the cute one from the SSS trio
>>558665750You could reverse this and it would be a million times more accurate
>>558665709Nobody is stopping you from doing that. I'd rather hear actual character discussion then yet more shotaslop.
>>558665850no wonder why you niggas are retarded, lazy and lame then
What were Sonic and Tails doing between Sonic 2 and 3? They must've went on another adventure to collect the Chaos Emeralds since they disperse after the superform time is over. Unless Sonic didn't go super at all in 2, but having him turn Super for the first time in the Sonic 3 opening is lameOf course the dispersion thing wasn't there in 1993 but still, it's fun to speculate
>>558665945I literally had a nigga go “lalalalala I don’t hear you” when I tried to discuss it yesterday
>>558663267>>558663607Weren't these written by Ian? Ian took over from 76 to 80. We actually haven't seen how Evan would write Silver yet since that comment she made
>>558666054Because we were talking about Knuckles you insufferable faggot and you kept trying to make it about Tails like all greedy Tailsfags do. Not to mention your past constant defenses of archie
>>558665004I'm still mad the writers forgot about Li Moon, the 2nd (or is that 3rd?) Fiona.I'm actually with Ian on Barby though, she sucked.
>>558666208I have never once talked about Archie you retarded schizo, and that conversation started with all of Tails Knuckles and Amy
>you should discuss Tails BUUUUT actually don't discuss Tails because I hate Tails don't bring him up everlol
>>558666286CHINESE FIONASHE BOMBED THE CHINESE BUFFETSHE TOOK ALL THE LO-MEIN
>>558666286What could possibly be your problem with Barby besides being as pozzed as Ian
>>558666286the writers didn't forget, she was only added in the background of Ian's story by Yardley the artist. Ian said he never intended to make her and Tails a thing, and Ian included her in later stories getting saved by Monkey Khan and swooning over Monkey, just never with Tails.
>>558666390lmao, cucked by a monkey
^-^
>>558665765You mean why are Tailsposters delusional, maladroit, and emotionally stunted manchildren? There is nothing "helpful", "cool" and "wise" about openly being an annoying degenerate and then pretending you aren't otherwise. I pity the people that unironically have to tolerate such a person with such an insufferable identity around them. That's if you even go outside.
>>558666324Don’t let them tell you shit fellow Tailsbro, talking about how cute he is is just a valid as talking about his character in games that don’t even respect it
>>558666643Tailsfags are the only characterfags that can posses such next level lack of self-reflection and awareness.
>>558666643>You meanNo I meant why are Tailsposters so helpful, cool and wise. Reread my post>>558666727Trvth
>>558666643
>honorabru tails-sama hoursThe ships are the threads.https://youtu.be/V74AkdyQqVE?si=AN1ISI-kgqIyN9o0&t=110
>>558665706You have to understand, amigo, there are only so many images of Classic Sonic drawn by Tyson Hesse out there. I deliberately skipped all of Ian's word vomit and focused on the Classickino. I've heard that ignoring the actual product and instead cropping images to grab attention online is a very popular trend among Moderncucks. It's practically the only way they consume Modernshit nowadays. They're less passionate fans and more mindless parasites who function via social osmosis. Their Sonic knowledge is fed to them second-hand, bouncing around in their shitty Discord echo chambers until it's distorted into non-truth. Modernshit makes me fucking sick.
<3
>>558667115i rike da sonic unreashed
>>558665923>>558665942You have a Y chromosome. Shadow is cutest boy.
>>558666643>That's if you even go outside.You're never finding a tailsfag in the wild.
>>558667115I still feel like it is supporting Archieshit and no Archieshit is good, not even Classic
>>558666643Truthbomb
>>558667343>You have a Y chromosome.Exactly. You are inferior in every way including your opinions
>>558667363I fucking hope I don't. Imagine the smell. I'd expect them to reek of wet dog and dried semen.
Honestly I feel bad for Tailshaters. I really do. I know I can be mean at times but I genuinely wish that they could have some sort of way to cure themselves of their mental illness and find inner peace. Sadly there is no such cure to their moronic, troglodytic, dumbass, idiotic, delusional, vomit inducing, shit eating, piss drinking, infected, disease ridden, frail, deformed, malcontent, cursed, broken, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, parasitic, hallucinating, paranoid, psychopathic, deranged, hysterical ways. Tailshaters are just like that. So all I can do is expose them to Tails imagery in a faint hope of mine that they maybe, just maybe, evolve and become better
>>558667278Kill yourself. >>558667463I understand bro. I also don't want to be associated with Modern furshit. That's why I use Maniakino.
>>558667687Uh oh, melty.
Uh. Hey. Uh. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Aye. I LOVE MILFS.
>>558655549He doesn’t know what half of these words mean
>>558667687Ok but Shadow is cuter
>>558667885Yeah he's cuter than some other characters I guess
Shadamy?Shadamy!
>>558667854Canon
>>558667687>Responds to criticism by acting like an asshurt manbaby because somebody hurt xis feefees for calling out why everyone hates tailscucks.
I've hit this weird space with Archie where if I'm reading it it's for the freedom fighters and I want the game characters to fuck off. It should be a comic about the game characters but whenever they're around it's just the worst possible takes on each of them. Rouge and Jet in particular just get turned into sociopaths for no reason.
>>558655395>>558655549
>>558668063It's ok Tailshater. I believe in you. You can become better. Take it easy, one day at a time
>>558661618Elias!
>>558667702Nice
>>558667854>>558668031Now THIS is the BOY
>>558668071Archie had the worst characterizations for all the of the game cast by far out of any media. It really was just the OC's being pampered with effort.
>>558662365>my favorite sonic girl dressed up in my favorite fetish gearthank you sega
>>558666383She's an ugly design.>>558666390Well that's disappointing, Tails seemed to be enjoying her company so I guess the faint blushes were unscripted and added in art.
>>558667506Scientific research identifies a distinct "cuteness sensitivity" advantage in females. A seminal study by Sprengelmeyer et al. (2009), published in Psychological Science, found that young women (ages 19-26) were significantly better at detecting subtle cuteness differences than men. https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1111/j.1467-9280.2009.02272.xShadow is cuter than Tails.
>The tailskaze>"a kamikaze of tails posters crushing onto the thread and spiking the pph"
>>558668329Barby isn't ugly once she got drawn by Yardley
>>558668358You will never be a woman THOUGH
>>558667687From one tailsfag to another: shut the fuck up, nobody cares about your stupid issues, go touch grass.
>>558668228I can be fine with Archie Sonic being a wholly different character who is simply not Sonic at all. Same with movie Sonic. Archie Shadow on the other hand is a bit pervasive. The second IDW Shadow does something unlikable you get people begging for this "interpretation" back and I don't enjoy that.
>>558668329If she's like Fiona then Archie Sonic would've cucked Tails with her too. Monkey Khan just did it earlier.
Kawaii.
>>558667687>Shits up the thread>Acts like a victim when called outan /sthg/ classic.
>>558668425I'm parodying Hessefag's posts dumbass. Holy shit get real
Hare!
I believe more Sonic stories should end like 06, Prime, or No Way Home so that they can push things to the limit, develop one or two characters who really remember it and keep the development, and get back to status quo. Have our cake and eat it too.Wanna have an apocalypse scenario only Amy remembers? That could be cool
>>558667702i rike da sonic heroes
>>558668609I will imagine Tailsfags posting like this from now on
>>558668475It feels so weird looking at this panel.
KILL THE THREADI DON'T CAREDO IT, KILL ITIN ONE HOUR YOU'RE BACK POSTING PORN
>>558666358There's a Chinese...ME?!
Wow you guys really missed the joke
>>558668887Insane backshots
>>558668925Silverbro btw.
>>558668528I don't really like Archie Sonic, then. Or any Sonic really.Sonic in general just feels like a very insecure man's self-insert character. No wonder those fine specimens like Chris Chan, Ian and Penders attach to him.
>>558669023W bait
>>558668872I feel confusion whenever archie Shadow comes up outside of this general because he's practically worshipped for being unlike Shadow at all
>>558654102
>>558668358I’m gonna publish a study about how Shadow is stupid and gay and then it’ll be canon and you’ll just have to deal with it krackhead
>>558669092Not bait. Facts.
>watching underage naked cartoonsPERVERTED BASTARD!
>>558669185Tangle wouldn't do this. She'd look all serious then cry and say she didn't mean to hurt his feelings by how lesbian she is. Whisper would join in with her howling uuuuuuuu
>>558669143He is seen as a character development over the actual Shadow, like how Archie Sonic is seen as a DLC on top of the actual Sonic
What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry? And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? And his daddy's gone, somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lockdown—I ain't got a job now—so for you, this is just a good time, but for me, this is what I call life
>>558669185
Every single character is straight even Evan's gay birds
>>558668887more backshots please
>>558669404Sex: Yes
>>558656325
>>558669404Tails gonna join Yuji Naka
>>558669376
>>558669318are you trying to call Vanilla a prostitute?Cause the song mentions a son and only Vector has a "son" in Charmy so it sounds like Vector is describing to Vanilla why he moonlights as a gay manwhore
>>558669550The latter yes
>>558657371Sexo the Tangle.Marry the Whisper (but the Tangle is welcome to come watch and/or join in when she likes).
>>558669465Occupations: Whore, Prostitute
>>558669185>>558669376>>558669546Tangle is so charming when she interacts with other characters. I like her more in Chaotix Case Files than anything IDW has done with her and Whisper
>>558669648neat
>>558669719unfortunately lesbians can't be friends with men. it removes all the sexual tension male-female friends require by law. Just look at stranger things
>>558669708marry the lemur as i'm not willing to give up that butt
>>558669404>>558669465
>>558669790I don't really consider Tangle lesbian. Her first crush was Sonic.
>>558669870heh
>>558669870Holy shit based finally someone makes that edit of one of these wanted imagesCan you do the other ones like the in game one
>>558657829At least 50.
>>558669870lol
>>558669454
>>558659718Would rub my hands allllllllllllll over that.
>>558668965Stuffing Fiona with Chinese food!
>>558669870Missed the opportunity:>Race: Aryan
>>558669882Until she corrupted her.
>>558670214Because thats not funny
>>558669940
>>558670263One of duos best gens back before he betrayed and trapped us in the rapechamber
>>558670238whisper's raw sexuality and extreme attractiveness turned tangle lesbian
>>558670137>>558670069perfect girl, still want a folder of buttshots from here (not the collage anons)
>>558669182I'm going to publish a counterstudy about how Shadow is smart and straight and my husband but I let Maria's ghost cuck me sometimes because I like to watch and then it'll be canon and you'll just have to deal with it Tailskek.
>>558670321yes it is>blonde >blue eyes>high iq>burns immigrants
>>558670321He literally has all the traits.
>>558670321It is tho
>>558670137would you rub your hands all over THIS?
>>558669882>I don't really consider Tangle lesbian. Her first crush was Sonic.
Oh God. I logged on Crossworld online and almost everyone is them.
>>558670585>dooood come to my concert where I'll sing lovesongs about how handsome the guy who cucked you is
Ain't he a beaut
Why does literally nobody point out Ian headcanon'd Tangle as bisexual on his shitty podcast? Why do people say she's a lesbian when she isn't, even according to Mr. Lesbian Fetishist himself?
>>558670585Dare you eat Fiona's cakes?
>>558670620No, that's Mimic.
>>558670515SEXY
>>558666026>What were Sonic and Tails doing between Sonic 2 and 3?
>>558670790many internet lesbians say bisexuals aren't real, and that if you love a woman you're just lesbian. Yes that's a real and big debate among them, like how born-cripples hate injury-cripples
WARNING: TAILFAG MELTY IN PROGRESS WARNING: FAILFAG MELTY IN PROGRESS WARNING: TAILFAG MELTY IN PROGRESS WARNING: FAILFAG MELTY IN PROGRESS WARNING: TAILFAG MELTY IN PROGRESS WARNING: FAILFAG MELTY IN PROGRESS
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>>558671012That's normal.
>>558670897well this isnt mimic
>>558671012The only melty I see is this post
>>558670430
>>558670931I need to play the other Lake Feperd fan games. I only played Chrono Adventure ages ago
>>558671012Why are Tailsfags like this? No other characterfag reposts the same 50 images on cooldown every time their favorite is insulted.
>>558670706>>558671012i do this
>>558671153child birthing hips
Mina ended up making Tails wear a Sonic mask to bed
>>558671169Because they put all their self worth in a fictional character.
>>558671235Mina ended up just cheating on Tails with Sonic because the thought of being with anyone but Sonic repulsed her. Also she refused to stop singing song about Sonic's cockl
>>558671114
>>558671219misquoted >558670706
Which female Sonic characters are too defective to give birth naturally and require a c-section?
Why are (you) forcing drama?
>>558671363>m.jpgkill yourself tailstrannymobileniggerselfinsertslopperincelfagfotspammingpedo
marrying one of your older brother's fangirls is crazy work
>>558671363Just ignore them
>>558671349Tangle and Amy (small hips)Conversely, Rouge and Cream and Whisper got big ass hips
>>558671332sexy tangle
Give me more drama babe.
>>558668734Well sorry if I can't tell which one of you fags are sperging out for real.
LakeFeperd mogs Stealth.
>>558671492especially if that guy cucked you before, and isn't even like a brother to you in that continuity he openly calls you his worshipper when you're not looking. And also tries to beat you up when villains call you cooler than him.Honestly Sonic's more like a bully than a brother.
>>558671519would you?
>>558671349>Creamtoo smol.>Nicoletoo holographic.>Maria (Shadow's seed only)Alien leech-thing might consume her insides before it can be birthed.>Sagetoo holographic.>BunniePossible metal vagina>BellePossible wooden vagina>BlazeToo hot internally to sustain life
>>558671617>>558671492On the contrary I think stealing one of his fangirls for yourself is gigabased and the correct move
Cuck hours??
>>558670931Fucking
>>558671579There's no one sperging out besides the haterz stop hallucinating things
>>558671617Tails is lucky that Archie didn't focus on that world too much because you just know they would have turned that into drama
>>558671705She already gave her first kiss to Sonic and makes songs kissing Sonic's ass. She's ruined for other men, Tails will get cucked again just like Fiona, no girl will ever prefer him to Sonic.
>>558663738As if Belle's very existence doesn't blatantly contradict Eggman's character, and that her entire storyline kinda falls apart if she ever had to coexist with game Eggman
>>558671349None of them have genitals.
Replace Blaze with Catnap so we can have a cat in the franchise with sex appeal
>>558671842
>>558671879Kino
>>558671518Visible hip width isn't necessarily a reliable indicator of whether or not a female can give birth successfully. She can have narrow hips with a wide birth canal, or vice versa.
I COULD SPERG OUT AND HAVE A MELTY IF (YOU) LIKE
>>558671809People grow up and realize they were stupid very often. You will too someday hopefully
Is there a reason why nearly all the worst kinds of people in the sonic fandom are modernfags specifically?
>>558671985Nah, Amyfag spergouts aren't nearly as entertaining.
>>558672007Mina never stopped worshipping Sonic in Preboot. And in MXYL she's even cheering for Sonic giving his kingly speeches, and her daughter and son both worship and squee over Sonic too just like she does.She never grew up or realised she's wrong, she's still Sonic's simp and would still cuck Tails in a heartbeat.
>>558671705Not if she's just settling because she can't get the guy she wanted, while still pining for him. She's the girl who'd say yes to marrying the IT guy but "talk" to her ex before the wedding for "closure". The IT guy doesn't make her feel the things her ex did. He's just too nice.
Classicucks lost.Mighty kneels to CHADow.
>>558671518meanwhile tangles curvy hips
>>558671809Maybe he was justified. Imagine your girlfriend is still obsessed with Sonic. In an alternate timeline she moves on from Sonic, to you, to Tails.
Krack won every debate.
>>558671697>Maria (Shadow's seed only)>Alien leech-thing might consume her insides before it can be birthed.How would Shadow react if Maria lived through the raid and recovered, and he knocked her up, and his gross alien DNA killed her instead?
>>558672208>his gross alien DNA killed her instead?What if it cured her from the inside instead?
I love classic, I love modern and I love (You) anon
>>558670350THANK YOU
>>558672123Tails needs to learn some goddamn self-respect. Anyone who kisses Sonic's ass shouldn't talk to him because they clearly don't appreciate him.
>>558672207Who is the best debater in sthg anyway?
>>558672206He's still a possessive jealous bitch. I know too many people like that.
>>558672208Not good, but he might still raise the nids-baby.
>>558672376me.
>>558672384he should be possessive and jealous. She writes literal lovesongs about Sonic the Hedgehog and plays them to the world. She refused to say she loves Ash more than Sonic when he asked her to say it.
>>558671985I would prefer cute amy pics
>>558672291>I love (You) anon...Y-You too.
>>558672494also she wrote anonymous newspaper submissions saying she wants to cheat on Ash with Sonic. In that one issue where Sally became the Newspaper blogger
>>558672376Sparky
>>558671901Dogday...
>>558672386Why does Shadow give off single father vibes? There's several fanfics of him raising a kid with no bitches in site.
>>558672553
>>558672558Mina got alpha widowed HARD. Sonic will ALWAYS be the guy who got away.
>>558672494>>558672558Shouldn't have gotten into a relationship if she was still into another dude and ruin another guy in the process.
>>558670585This is the cutest thing I have ever seen and I want to beat scribbles with a steel bar for dropping it
>>558672097Cheering for Sonic doesn’t mean she’s still romantically interested, he’s still the big hero who gets general praise from the masses for being said hero. You’re just inserting your cuck fetish where it doesn’t belong (anywhere)
>>558672207Imagine losing vidya debates to a hole. Sthg should be embarrassed.
Completed the loop on this animationstill gotta line and clean it up. Will do that sometimeTo the anon who asked for it i'll post it on /co/ when complete. On a drawthread i guess
>>558672693Literally. She went for number 2.
>>558672678Because his OTL is dieded.
>>558672824Tailspedo enabler
Yeah I noticed they like to do that a lot
>>558672812Cucking Tails means she shouldn't kiss Sonic's ass, she should be indignant for her husband's self-respect that she shouldn't cheer for Sonic. Tails is a big hero too but she cheers for Sonic instead.But as we all know, Mina would cuck Tails too with Sonic if she had the chance. She much prefers Sonic canonically
>>558672824imagine his little boy willy stiffening up and throbbing from this!!
>>558672878>number 2Knuckles and Silver and Shadow and...
>>558672939Is it pronounced "Hydrocity" or "Hydrocity"?
Why do neither of Mina's kids think their Dad is a hero but both of them think Sonic is a big hero and basically a god?
>>558672683I also love (You), Amyposter.
I AM RRRRRRROBOTNIK HERE
>>558673086Yeah I think "Hydrocity" is the correct one
>>558672824>>558672824I was the original requester for this, thanks anon can't wait>i'll post it on /co/ when completedon't blame you since this shithole is full of archiecucks, Tails deserved better
>>558673165
>>558673150Archie Tails isn't a hero. At best he's Sonic's shoeshiner slash doormat
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>>558673220gemerald
>>558672984>But as we all knowFunny way of saying “in my cuck fetish headcanon”
>>558673524
>>558673531>At best he's Sonic's shoeshiner slash doormatso like every other Tails?
>>558673701No, in canon. Every single Ash story was there to show she's a brainless shallow slut for Sonic and never stops kissing the ground he walks on
>>558661269This is because Cream is extremely polite, not because she sees him as an adult significantly older than her.
>>558673764Yup, minus Tails Adventure (retconned from existence)
>>558673701Why are they so obsessed with cuckoldry? It's beyond me
Imagine unironically caring about Fails.I would write him out of the story by having him violently killed in front of Sonic.
I want to make Shadow hard I wonder how far his purity goes I want to see him struggle to maintain his composure but he can't because I'm squeezing his fat twitching cock too hard and he doesn't understand why his own body betrays him in this way but he can't stop it and he hates it but he loves it and it hurts good both inside and out and his release hits him like a train with an Indian man in front of it
>>558673919Penders wrote 1 single issue with it and then Ian stretched it out to many many issues over many years of Archie. Then never gave Tails revenge or a girl that'd prefer him over Sonic. In fact Sonic got Amy and Sally hanging on both his arms, while Fiona kept flirting with him even after leaving with Scourge (evil Sonic)That's just the canon status quo, Tails will never have a girl who would ever pick him over Sonic.
>>558673760butt...
Sparkly eyes
For anyone who didn't read Archie. Tails's future is like if we got IDW 25 years later and Jet was married to Jewel.
>>558674180still makes more sense than mina and tails
>>558659141>why doesn't Cream call Tails "Miles"? That'd at least be SOMETHING to work with and could've been a cute dynamic.Because the localizers were lazy and didn't want to get creative with her polite way of speaking, so she just calls everyone Mr or Ms.
>>558674180I really do not understand why they paired him up with mina outside "Dur they're both yellow and suck sonic's dick"
>>558674310Penders had just wrote the Sonic cucking Tails story and wanted to pair Tails up with whoever is available to spare him a little shame. Ironically Mina is just as shameful since she never stopped sucking Sonic's dick in the main canon
>>558658057So this is after the OVA, right?
>>558674310not even archie knew who the hell to pair fails with.
>>558673760PANTIES!
>>558674143>That's just the canon-lolYou sound butthurt over a ship in an au. Who cares. "Oh no it's a crackship!" As if anything in Archie is faithful or coherent to anything lol
The more I hear Sonicfags talk the more I hate the character. There’s just a unique level of arrogance and entitlement that not even Shadowfags match. No, it’s not fun or cool to watch literally everyone suck the main character’s cock ALL THE TIME, it’s extremely shallow and pathetic
>>558673405pls don't expect it anytime soon tho
>>558674180anon, 25 years is a long time and anything can happen
I'm glad Archie Shadow wasn't actually paired up with a woman. Imagine if they did that instead of the political marriage with an unhappy Sally.
>>558674310>Both fathers were knights>Both mothers were royal council>both idolize Sonic>both are yellow>he taught her how to fly the tornado
>>558656738>Honey's only ships are Honails because of ArchieNeither are interested in one another there. She just wanted him to model her stuff. She was more interested in Sonic.
>>558674557Archie MXYL is an alternate universe. Even events in the "present" time were completely different. Like Enerjak never happened, Locke never died, Knuckles killed Eggman for good back when he was Green, then took his place as head of the Dark Legion, Shadow never turned good and stayed evil.
>>558674661>Archie Honey would cuck Tails for Archie Sonic tooDAMN
>>558674568>20 years of archie fans insisting that Shadow's true love was some random shit like "wendy the wallaby" or something because of a dead comicthank god
>>558653218Gayest taste imaginable, mega gay, ultra gay, celestial gay.
>>558656261>Tails was born the day Robotnik took over. Truly the most unlucky lil niggerDamn, how do you celebrate that birthday?
>>558674596most of these are completely out of context. Like for example that issue where "he taught her how to fly the tornado" is one where she's in the tornado for literally ONE PANEL, does not speak to Tails, and spends the whole time sucking Sonic's cock.And the council didn't even exist until late stage Ian. And by the time of MXYL Tails absolutely hated Sonic. Mina never stopped sucking Sonic's cock.
Sonic breeds this
>>558674671 XYL Sonic knows this version of Silver the events have to be similar until Hedgehog Havok.
>>558674869also the issue is about how she's shit at everything they try and teach her and learns nothing. Rotor tries to fourths?
Wow Tails congrats for ejaculating on Mina and having two children
>>558674869>And by the time of MXYL Tails absolutely hated Sonic. Mina never stopped sucking Sonic's cock.I wonder if these are related
>>558674875when he should breed this instead
>>558674908Silver's from a melting pot universe where all previous timelines happened. It's how Dark Enerjak's timeline manages to grab him too
>>558674986*should Rotor accept her sloppy fourths?Damn how did I mistype that
>>558657371So, voices or not?Idw fag, do they voices?Cause if they don't...>whispers in your ear...not canon...
quillnic
>>558675061That makes sense but I think just for the sake of argument, Ian was likely just referring to hedgehog havok since that was how this Silver was introduced. Theoretically it could have been a general statement but this is Ian Flynn. He loves direct noisy references even if they're shoehorned.
>>558674828I remember there was 1 issue where Tails had his birthday. Sonic interrupted it to tell the viewer about a completely unrelated story about himself beating Eggman and being a hero. Tails barely appeared.
>>558674992And Sonicfags wanna talk about a kiss lmao
>>558671018Shadow doesn't cry about Maria when he remembers her anymore
>>558658773She's a rabbit, she knows.
>>558675212tbf i dont mind them not having voices, they've had them for what, a week?
>>558674743This is why being Sonic's orbiter would suck, unless you're a girl.
>>558675060Tangle has nothing!!
Archie Tails's intelligence feats are lower than SatAM Sally's
>>558671828It doesnt because Eggman acted like game Eggman towards her. Her father is Tinker
>>558675298Tails didn't even get to talk to her in the real canon. She's a slut for Sonic for life and would never choose Tails over Sonic or stop sucking Sonic's cock no matter how many times Sonic cucks Tails
"I'm pairing these characters together because they have a couple vaguely similar surface level traits" has always been a completely awful soulless reason to ship. Tails x Mina is trash. Tails x Cream is trash. Shadow x Lanolin is trash
>>558675405nah she has something
>>558658789Sonic world is pretty much split at this point, besides classic and modern, now there's modern continuation, which is stuff that pulls from 06, Black Knight, and Unleashed, and Modern Neo (nu), which is everything that stems from the more toon town inspired Forces.
>>558675442Archie Tails couldn't even build his own plane.Tails if he was lucky was occasionally allowed to just pilot the things Rotor or Nicole built for him.
Oh no this pair in the ooc side comic is ooc. ShockerAnyways here's Sonic and Tails being bros ^-^
https://youtu.be/I6rrciMAM3U?si=2N9j65GG9XSbYyH-Look who's here
>>558675262He's gonna go bald and think back to moments like this cursing himself.
>>558675610Sonic X tails casually outbuilding everything Archie Tails ever built in any single episode
>>558675521uh? Even Belle has more anatomy than Tangle.
>>558675324Source: just made it the fuck up
>>558675521
>>558675617In the games Tails is reduced to Sonic's sycophant worshipper as well to make Sonic look good. And Sonic now makes fun of Tails saying Tails can't fight ever since Colors.It's literally no different.
>>558674310>>558674414>>558674596Better Mina than Amy.
>>558675462Funny how this is one of the most popular pairings on the entire internet and people just kind of forgot about it
>>558674747Wendy the Wallaby made him happy, and you're a cunt that just wants to see him miserable.
>>558675454Tails pumped his penis into Mina’s pussy until ejaculation at least two times, deal with it Sonicuck
presenting the only good Tails story in anything, ever.
>>558675678
>>558675528Just adding to my theory that Marza Sonic and Adventure Sonic are separate continuities. The former created from CD's Bad Ending, as shown in Sonic 4 when Metal's revived in Stardust Speedway's Bad Future. The latter created from CD's Good Ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6rrciMAM3UfuckFUCK HOLY FUCKING SOIUNAG'REANHEAR
>>558675678Those are just hard rectangular blocks of wood with very sharp sides.
>>558675753Well Tails fights in Frontiers so I guess he's wrong>>558675638Are these videos canon? Not that it matters I just want to know about the next cope about IDW not being canon
>>558675850>Only good Tails story has NO Sonic at all, not even mentioned. Tails doesn't even know who Sonic is.Curious
>no light mobius shadamy endgamelaaame...
>>558675949oh.TANGLE ASS
>>558675979this panel is from after sonic team banned sonally to orbit so nobody had an endgame
>>558675682That's the point of "anymore" retard. The only two that are canon here are SA2 and Shadow Gens, and the latter isn't "remembering", he just left her.Read my fucking post. When Shadow is assaulted with a memory of her in his Sonic Channel anniversay 4koma, he isn't crying. Stop pushing sadsack Shadow where it doesn't fit. He doesn't randomly burst into tears about her anymore
>>558675974Not curious at all, sega/sonic team defaults to sucking Sonic’s cock at all times and it’s mad annoying
>>558675949Lol holy shit
>>558675961Tails fetches Sonic-Sama his emeralds you mean.And cries and tells Sonic that he's weak and can't fight with his hands like Sonic can, you mean.And flops over to Cyber corruption immediately just so he can say "SUGOII!!! Sonic Sama nosold this but i'm so weak and pathetic compared to Sonikku! Super Sonic 2 HEEEEEELLPPP MEEEEEE!!!!Nice "fights", cheerleader.
>>558671509Yo this Tails pic looks tuff asfuck bro raw as hell
>>558675521>>558675702Every characterfag can cherrypick yknow
>>558675850Yeah that's a cool one
>>558676089What ass?!?!? that's two leg joints connected to a torso, no ass!
TAILS PUT HIS PENIS CANONICALLY INSIDE OF MINA'S CANON PUSSY AND CUMMED INSIDE OF HER AND SHE CREATED BABIES IN HER BELLY
>>558675638why does this entire franchise now have to revolve around this shitty fucking comic that nobody fucking reads. this franchise has been poisoned. just make it stop.
>>558674143Barby chose Tails over Sonic
>>558675961are you joking m8?He's Sonic's weak pathetic cheerleader in all of Frontiers. He's only playable at all so they can show off how useless he is and how "cool" it is that Sonic can tank cybercorruption while the shitty friends can't
I love him
>>558676312Stop posting this off topic garbo if you wont gen her having sex with Sonic
>>558675949>showing whisper jobbing to a doorroflkek
>>558676279despite appearances anon, babies do not grow inside the belly, but instead a sexual organ onown as the, "womb"
>>558676280the fanbase is gaythe comic is gayit sellswhat's so hard to understand
>>558676295Ian retconned that in the Archie Encyclopedia so Barby actually loves the Platypus OC and doesn't care about Tails. Tails has noone who would ever choose him over Sonic, and never will.
>>558676354But this franchise is Hello Kitty for boys!
>>558676183I need more proof
Bake the next thread, make it about Tails canonically railing Mina.
>>558675949>get VAs for Tangle and Whisper>they still lack voice lines in the actual game
>>558676337I said he fights in Frontiers and he does alongside Knuckles and Amy. I don't know why you're schizoing out
>>558676489it wasn't canon even within Archie. It was an alternate universe
>>558675949RANDOMFOX THIS IS WHY I SAID YOU SHOULDNT GET UPPITY ITS ONLY FEBRUARY YOU DWEEB THE HAVE MORE COMINGFROM THE CROSSWORLD, BUT THEYRE THE ONLY CHARACTERS FROM THE CROSSWORLD TO GET A TAILSTUBE
>>558676515he fetches Sonic his emeralds you mean and cheerleads. SONIC fights all the enemies. They just polish his emeralds for him and fight none of them.
I'm still surprised they gave Whisper that generic shy girl voice instead of something tougher
>>558676471you keep posting the flattest asses imaginable.
>>558675949Bros.....
>>558676615couldn't be bothered to vet a good VA. First anime college dubgirl who asks gets the job
>>558676624
>>558676107You can't prove that at all lmao, we just got a game, a manga, AND a movie where he cries. He is obviously still upset. He doesn't break down into tears in public like a crying lesbian, but I'm sure it hits hard when he wakes up alone in the middle of the night after a dream of her blood covering the floor or of a happy future together. And Maria death isn't Shadow's only trauma either, Gerald makes him flinch.
Why is the Shitnicfag being so defensive? You already have literally everything you spoiled fucking brat
>>558676540A canon alternate universe.
the whisper gameplay in tailstube is so dogshit she must be canonically a shitty racer
>>558676615Why would she not have a generic shy girl voice if her gag is whispering? We're not gonna get her voiced pre trauma>>558676717>ignores the post to talk about things i already addressedOk man
>>558675949Chronicles almost perfectly called the Whisper voice.
>>558676362It's her finest moment.
>>558676742seethe and cry Tailscuck. You'll be forever alone just like Tails is, girls don't like nerds they like jocks and chads
Look at all those COMIC PANELS and IDW AND NOT GAME EVENTS they're using to EXPLAIN THE CHARACTERSIt's almost as if your flavor text doesn't matter and they're still going to integrate idw into canon whether they're from the crossworld or not
Tangle and Whisper sound girlier than I imagined them to.
>>558676624is this flat?
Oh hello there Classic-kun
IDWfags are really, really hurt being non canon, they grab and shake a fucking v-tuber stream for validation.
>>558676808because she's not shy, she's quiet
>>558676857Mina let Tails impregnate her, cry about it bitch
>>558675949So can we finally admit that these characters are not going anywhere?
>>558676280Shut up archiefag
>>558676857Two kids
>>558676868You lost Randomgooner.
>>558676971let Sonic impregnate her you mean. Even in MXYL her daughter squees and fangirls over Sonic (the BVLL who beat up and cucked Tails before) and doesn't care about Tails. She's teaching that girl to respect and worship her REAL daddy Sonic. That's why Mina has superspeed and the other weak one doesn't
>>558676698Her assets are her tits, not her butt
>>558675949that was fun
Randomfox melty in the thread as we speak.
American social media: shit memes, outdated millennial humor, ironic meta trashJapanese social media: look, this human woman wants to fuck male hedgehogs
they should draw her like this on tailstube
>>558677025one, at best: >>558677071and also not canon
>>558676996Yeah we've reached a dead end. This is the last throws of desperation for a dying comic. I will give credit. Sega really tried!
>>558677117It's so obvious he's assblasted.
>>558677138No like this
>>558677170lanolin can fix that
>>558677071This is the most pathetic cope headcanon I’ve ever seen lmao have some fucking shame
>>558677295it's literally the most in-character thing possible, even assuming this wasn't an alternate universe. She's Sonic's cocksucker and so is her daughter. Sonic ullies and beats up and cucks Tails and both of them still slobber over Sonic's cock and don't respect Tails or think Tails is a hero compared to Sonic.You do the math, cuck.
>>558677273
>>558677295This level of delusion is genuinely bizarre. Like a ship happens, the two characters have children which mean they fucked or procreated somehow, and the guy insists that the male in that ship is somehow a loser because of his cuckold fetishLike what the fuck is this cope bro lol
>>558677434>In character>Archie Sonic
>>558677446
>>558677121Yume franchise
>>558677598>>558677598>>558677598
>>558677434>”in-character”>just blatant lying ok dude
>>558677485it didn't even happen, it's an alternate universe to the main timeline of Archie.You keep trying to insist this woman who slobbers over Sonic's cock — Sonic who can and does cuck from any girl Tails might like — somehow would care about Tails more. She doesn't, Mina is canonically Sonic's slut and doesn't care about Fails. Even in mXYL she worships Sonic after he beats up, humiliated and cucks Tails, she cheated on Tails with Sonic and would cuck Tails just like Fiona would.
>>558677641everything I said is the literal truth about Mina in archie. She sucks Sonic's cock no matter what douchebag things he might do to Tails, and think Sonic is a hero and the best male around. Seethe if you like but it's the truth.
>>558677670Tailsisters? Our response?
Baited everyone award.
>>558677000who mentioned archie you fucking retard, archielsop and idwslop are cut from the same cloth and have nothing to do with sonic games.
>>558675446The Tinker is where the whole thing falls apart, the Tinker doesn't work with game Eggman because his robots are already a hapless gaggle of lovable goobers and next to them Belle is nothing special in any way, the Tinker only exist because Ian is still thinking of Archie Eggman whenever he's writing him.That's why characters throw such a stink over killing the tinker for no reason, it's because they're not written as if they're talking about Eggman from the games but satam's egg Hitler
>>558675339Fox sex drive is comparable.
This slander is so bad I can die. If Tails can carry Sonic, he can lift Cream.
