The Ancap Graves Edition# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>558351959
>mileiAh yes, another snow sprite
>>558691101
>>558685998How would anons structure a eugenicly optimised inbreeding system?
>>558692353Just abort retard babies until you have healthy ones.
>>558691101Asking again but anyone have the meme where Ashley is showing her weak points to deal maximum damage to her?
NINA SEXO
>>558693749i have you covered, i just so happened to show it off to others just because of its insane nature
>>558693749the fighting games general is two threads down
Hey, person who worked for Nemlei and Kit9 here. They failed to inform their team that the game was ending prematurely and has ruined my life plans as a result. I moved out to Helsinki with the expectation that I would have consistent work. I don't have any current opportunities in the gaming industry. Nemlei even told me in private that this would be a huge opportunity for all of us. Nemlei and Kit9 are ignoring their own teams texts and complaints about their decision. Many of us are having to move home.
>>558697006i am jan e nemlei and this is false
>>558701758>jpgFitting
>>558702976Julia PhotoGraph
>>558695410Why that's precisely what I wanted. Thank you.
>>558703839Thank you, I will never use this format again
What is this?
>>558706760hello
>>558706902 (me)probably the shittiest desktop thread ever by the way, out of many that i have been an op, let alone in general, in this is the single worst of them all
Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh NINA SEX I WANT TO FUCK NINA FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!PLAP SLAP SMACK PLAPOOOGHHHH!!PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT NINA!!!PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPUNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT
>>558706902Arch?
>>558692353Genetic screening should be mandatory and free for every sibling/cousin couple, with very limited social security for retarded/impaired people. That should both make sure sibling marriages abort defective children and encourage the general population to inbreed. That and generous tax cuts for married couples and state sponsored pensions for mothers.The money necessary for such important matters should come from taxing bachelors (hussies) and cutting elderly spending. How many generations would you reckon it'd take for the children to be identical to their parents?
>>558708156yes, i found it a good distro for me, though systemd is starting to piss me the fuck off
>>558701758
>>558706760>>558706902It's impressive how many of those OP's are Coffin-related
>>558712496there is one coffin-related op and it is me
>>558713003at least this is among those ops i know which includes myselfmore often than not if it isnt a rando nobody it is lain draws (missing in action) and ellen (i dont like em)
>>558713191as for non-ops in desktop threads, there were a couple that did share interest in the coffin, really miss the guix renee anon, havent seen em in a while
>>558713612hell, i haven't seen coffin anons in /g/ as of recent, i feel like im the last of cal/g/but hey, even if i disappear as a representative of the cal/g/ species, i won't be forgotten as i've brought y'all this lovely fatass on the aggie
>>558710943
Poor Douglas. That guy is barely holding on. He's been suicidal since before Andrew was born as implied in the time capsule letter and the only thing keeping him going is Renee. He should have gotten help. All of them should have.Oh wait, they can't because in Coffinland they have private healthcare and the Graves family can't afford therapy. Meanwhile, the the Toxisoda CEO is loaded and having sex with children on the Coffinland version of Epstein island (a place Ashley could have ended up if Andrew hadn't prevented her from going into sex work) and actively harming people with his product that sends them to the surgeon for his own sexual gratification.Let's not forget about the political subtext in the Coffin and how it applies to the real world. All of this might have been avoided if the crooks in charge hadn't cut healthcare so they and their billionaire buddies could buy Filipino slave boys to lick their asses clean.
>>558715397>sex cousinAnon, you know what to do.
https://x.com/Sea___Lean/status/2027125436157767943
>>558715397I'm reminded how back in the day Proxy Paige genuinely said on camera in the middle of reverse cowgirl that she loves incest and watching siblings fuck
>>558715397>winning Ptolemaic population>inbred EgyptThe very Hellenistic thread was only the beginning. This is a sign of the gods indeed, delphism shall conquer the world with the point of the sarissas. >>558715713I GET IT DAMMIT. This is the final straw, I'll try to flirt with her like when I was a teenager, but nothing else, and I won't be rude towards her bf if I don't feel like it. >>558716061The true Leyley wins.
>>558715397>love nemlei True
>>558715397Julia is a bad girl
>>558717665Sometimes I think if she's genuinely put off by how deranged and, if I'm being quite honest, at least somewhat sick we are at /calg/, then I read the devlogs again and think she's not one of us but our rightful prophet (female).
>>558717381Greekoids can only win wars against Persians and tarskins lol
>>558721128Nah, they just had the misfortune of being across the sea from the most hypermilitarized society in antiquity while constantly squabbling among each other. It's hard to shame anyone for being conquered by the Romans considering that was the fate of every state and tribe that was based anywhere on the Med. Maybe Carthage was the last power that truly had a shot at stopping its nascent hegemony. Once it failed, it was gg for anyone not to poor to be worth the trouble (Germans) or with a powerbase significantly beyond the Med that made conquest logistically unfeasible (Parthians/Sassanids).
>>558725053They struggled quite a bit against Illyrians, Thracians, and the people who would become the Galatians too. And losing to Rome is one thing, losing as badly as they did is another. Even Iberian and Cisalpine oogabooga people were more of a problem for the Romans than the Hellenistic kingdoms.
>>558692293why is biting so fucking hot
>>558727470Egypt was never really an enemy until the last act in the Republican civil wars, unless you count inter-dynastic fighting. Seleucids and Macedonians were retarded, I'll grant you that. Didn't matter though since even if e.g. Antiochus won Magnesia, the Romans would have just pulled more legions out their ass like they did with Hannibal. Pontus put up a decent fight, although I suppose they weren't truly Greeks as much as Greek LARPers.I wouldn't put much weight on performance against Illyrian or Thracian since neither were threats to Greece nor coveted for conquest. Both bent the knee when Alexander actually put in some effort. And when the Celts did invade Greece, they did get repelled and redirected to Anatolia.All in all to the extent they had a lackluster performance, it really seems to be primarily due to political retardation and disunity rather than lack of warrior spirit or smarts.
>>558715397>sister rape men>younger boyfriendHell yeah
>>558725053>>558729014Horrifically historylet. You handwave all inter-Greek wars to cover up that inter-Greek wars were the only ones to happen because the Greeks owned the entirety of the known world. The Diadochi had no reason to conquer Illyria or Italy because they were undeveloped backwaters at the timeThe Macedonian Wars took 60 years because Rome struggled against the Greeks for large parts of it. Rome needed to form vast coalitions of Greeks because it couldn't take on any of the hegemons solo. To handwave the Diadochi wars while treating the Macedonian Wars as a Roman-Macedonian/Selucid 1v1 is inane and you're a retard
>>558729873>The Diadochi had no reason to conquer Illyria or Italy because they were undeveloped backwaters at the timeSure. I agree. I didn't even imply anything otherwise. Now explain how that is relevant. >You handwave all inter-Greek wars to cover up that inter-Greek wars were the only ones to happen because the Greeks owned the entirety of the known world. If we're comparing how Greeks fare compared to non-Greeks at war, which is what started this discussion, inter-Greek wars are much less informative aside from providing a potential reason for their ultimate failure of Greek hegemony in the face of the Roman. Hence: disunity and political retardation.>The Macedonian Wars took 60 years because Rome struggled against the Greeks for large parts of it.Rome was much more engaged on other fronts throughout in a way that Macedon wasn't.>Rome needed to form vast coalitions of Greeks because it couldn't take on any of the hegemons solo.Yes, the Greek world was disunited and that led to its downfall. Just what I was saying.I'm not even sure what you're malding about. You're lecturing me things I already knew and didn't even contest.
>>558731881>Greekoids can only win wars against Persians and tarskins lolYou're trying to pull the scholarly act after saying this even though it's inane. The Achemenid Empire had to have been like 75% of the world's population, there was nothing left to conquer once that was done. Also you lump the Greeks together when it's convenient then separate them when saying stuff like "in a way that Macedon wasn't" even though Macedon WAS engaged in multi-front wars and the other Diadochi were too
>>558732494You realize that I'm >>558725053?I'm the anon who outright disagreed with that quote.
>>558732723I'm not too full to swallow my pride. I misquoted and replied to the wrong post initially, and I am sorry
>>558733540All's fine; don't sweat about it. Good on you for acknowledging the mistake.
>>558625012This reminds me that woke has gone too far. If you search up twink vs bbw, you will only get videos of skinny guys getting railed by obese men.
The skinhead from the last thread better be growing his hair out as per his sister's preferences.
Sisters are scrumptious!
Ashley made my sister bi-curious.
>>558737210She's going to shave me tomorrow. If she raises objections then, I will entertain them
>>558738853Disastrous.
>>558709028>How many generations would you reckon it'd take for the children to be identical to their parents?as far as I remember mouse breeders work by 50 gens of full sib inbreeding to get that purified line but mot inbred lines die out long before that point, hence why it's expensive to generate.Any system using inbreeding is ultimately trying to expose dodgy recessives and remove those worst affected from the breeding pool reducing the total percentage with these dodgy genes. But for humans we don't have many children, and we invest a lot in their care so it's a costly strategy
>>558718528Julia is a good girl bad Julia is her alter ego.I need art of bad Julia
>>558741532>Julia is a good girl bad Julia is her alter ego.This is just Julia normally vs Julia in the bedroom
>>558742872Julia is a starfish asked from giving mediocre bjs
>>558738853>she's just like me fr fr>into herYour sister is a cute narcissist.
I think it would be cool to have a sister that was a lesbian. We could look at Playboys together and talk about boobs and stuff. We could go the strip club together.
>>558739149SHE ALREADY RAISED HER OBJECTIONS!
>>558750408Lesbianism is not real. Women are bisexual at most.
>>558751653heterosexuality isn't real, men are bisexual at most
My sister is asexual
Anon's sister is not actually asexual, she just says that because she doesn't want anyone knowing about the demon sex party's that she takes part in at my place. Me. Her. And ALOT of male demons.
>>558754120There is such a thing as asexuality. Every living thing has a sex drive, your sister just has a lower libido.
>>558754337NO such thing """"" I'm phone pha
My sister is a cat
>>558754120guarantee she like werewolves
>>558754592I don't believe you
>>558664925>>558666419So at this point you fully admit that your sister is cute and you enjoy spending time with her, but are still deliberately framing it like you're annoyed at her at first to get reactions out of anons!>>558739149For fucks sake, anon, simply ask her what she thinks would look best on you and let her do it that way! You can always shave it off later if it doesn't work out! But she almost certainly understands this stuff better than you simply due to being a girl, so just give it a try.Think of it this way: trusting you with your own hair is like trusting her with loading the dishwasher - it's better to let the expert handle it!
>>558741287>>558709028If you pass on the right genes, you can create clones in as little as 13 generations.
>>558717381Do it anon! Invite her to hang out this weekend! Even just to grab a cup of coffee!
My sister started sending me unfunny TikTok videos a few days ago. I pretend to her that I watch them and find them funny. I did not know she used TikTok. I thought only zoomers used it, and she is 27. I guess I should just keep pretending and keep my mouth shut about it. At least she does not watch AI slop.
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>>558743948what did this mean in english?Julia would be the cutest starfish, she'd dress up for it too
>>558759726>I guess I should just keep pretending and keep my mouth shut about it.I really don't think this is a good and healthy strategy, and I believe that you should let her know that you don't enjoy it. But to be honest I wouldn't know how to tell it to her politely. I'm known to just bluntly say what I think to my family and it sometimes offends them.>At least she does not watch AI slop.She's on TikTok. She already does.
>>558739149>She's going to shave me tomorrowWhy would you let your sister shave your balls?
>>558759726How about actually watching them and sending her actually funny videos back?>>558758734Preferably Folgers coffee to send a message
>>558760147Why wouldn't you?
>>558759726>I thought only zoomers used it, and she is 27Bro, the first zoomers are 30 this year.
>>558760064You see, I would tell her that her videos are unfunny, but I have not talked to her for a long time and I do not want to break her trust. Typing to her and interacting with her costs me nothing. These videos are cringe, but I know if I start bitching about it, she would be disappointed and sad. We do not live together and she is one of the very, VERY few people I chat with on a daily basis.>>558760229I am not going to download Chinese spyware, even for my sister.
>>558761045You can send her videos from other platforms as well and you know that.
>>558760383My ex girlfriend once told me that I'm technically a zoomer (I'm turning 30 soon). I felt offended. I don't know how they classify these generations but I don't know or understand anything about zoomer culture. I grew up with a rotary phone and dial-up internet, I don't want to be called a zoomer!
>>558761225Zillennials (1995-2000) are the master race.
>>558761045Send her funny videos of your own. Broaden her horizons!
>>558761196I find modern internet culture horrendous, I only use X to see coffin art. From time to time I scroll meme videos and most of them bleak and so fucking cringe. I don't know what to do, should I send her cat videos?
>>558761703I will deadname Twitter every day of the week
>>558761703I can haz chiz barga
>>558761045>You see, I would tell her that her videos are unfunny, but I have not talked to her for a long time and I do not want to break her trust.I understand that. But you are essentially basing your communication on a lie, even if an innocent one. At the same time, I completely understand not wanting to upset the other person. So I really don't know what advice to give here.
>>558741287As a wise /his/ anon once said, the Spartan eugenic method is outdated and unnecessarily cruel. Abortion can increase the fitness of inbred children while simultaneously reducing the costs, both economic and emotional. If we can already eradicate down syndrome, who's to say other conditions couldn't be identified early in the near future? Still some genetic variability might be useful, and so sisteless/brotherless people will have to make the sacrifice the same way it was in Ptolemaic Egypt.Btw I think the relationship between Audrey and the less rowdy/outright cruel twin is cute (imoutofags win this one), but that'd leave Sylvia with the other, and I don't think even Lord Unknown could withstand the darkness within their offspring.
My sister is playing FF7 but she hates Tifa. She's calling Aeriþ best girl. Can I get a refund on my sister?
*Sniff*
>>558765493do women really?
sex
>>558770054Depends on the woman and how her brain is affected my hormone flux.
>>558765493>>558770054i've always imagined HOW awful women's breath can be after sucking many men's dick every week
https://x.com/i/status/2027238559460286578
>>558773638kek
>>558773525Then force your sister to suck only your dick. Problem solved.
https://x.com/i/status/2027238551692472584
>>558774970I don't blame him
>>558775343Agreed. She's got a great sisrack
>>558759726>I thought only zoomers used it, and she is 27A) Like anon said, zoomers are entering their 30'sB} All women use Tiktok. My 30-40 year old Millennial cousins do, my 50-60 year old mother and aunts do
>>558776281In my subjective experience: I've met more fully grown middle aged parents that are on TikTok than I have young people. It's a very bizarre phenomenon.
>>558773638lol
>>558776403TikTok stopped being cool like 14 months ago, all the kids do Roblox now
>>558776549back in my day Roblox was all Fleskhjerta and stuff, now it's full of rock spiders
>>558776549>14 months agoThis was like 3-4 years ago. at an old job. Half the people I worked with were middle aged with kids, asking if I was on TikTok. If I were to guess they might have gotten on it to keep track of their kids and got hooked into it as a habit as well.
>>558757692>but are still deliberately framing it like you're annoyed at her at first to get reactions out of anons!Lol yeah, I've been doing that for a while now because it's funny>simply ask her what she thinks would look best on you and let her do it that wayFine, but she's going to say some shit like "just try growing it out" and I'm not doing that. If she doesn't have a specific plan, I'm going stark bald
>>558760147I'd unironically let my sister shave my cock, balls, and asshole, I could use the help>>558776403Same. I once worked with a bunch of 50+ year old men, and they were ALL on Tiktok. Meanwhile, my male friends might have a Tiktok, but they rarely actually use it
>>558777765Yes! Let your sister shave your asshole!
>>558775403Agreed. She's got a great smaller than advertised sisrack
>>558777941I have to agree it is cosmically beautiful that in an AU where everyone's sex is flipped, Jane alone is still a woman because Julian is such a rapable twink that he was destined to be brutally molested by his big sister
https://x.com/i/status/2026769489912594676
>>558778402How do I mlem mlem mlem my sister
>>558777941I would! And it's not even in a gay way, I shave my ass so I can shit easier
>>558778271All three have shifting genders but Jane remains the constant.I prefer the world where the Graves brothers shelter their friend from Jane's predilections.though I assume the very very quiet didn't happen in that world which means Nigel or Nina crash their place too
>>558778402>mlem
>>558779564TOTAL DYKE DEATH (authorized by Kit9)
>>558777594Get the Seljuk pill anon. Grow your hair out, braid it, and sport a Turkish mustache to go along with it. You can then go and conquer the Eastern Roman Empire (optional) with your sister (not optional).
>>558779719No, take the Mao pill. Sport this look and then lead an insurgency that will shatter China's feudal chains (with your sister)
>>558778271Imagine Jane's fingers gently caressing Julian's freshly shaved asshole
Can I ask for all your calg artworks in this style?
older sisters give me the ick
I want to fuck this older sister in the asshttps://x.com/i/status/2027150869825982575
>>558780574Is someone actually making a genderswap mod?
>>558777941Wouls Andrea and Jane be friends, enemies, or indifferent?
>>558780574>>558780750NOT MY ANDREA
>>558781010Andrea is the perfect sister and every man's dream: submissive, secretly obsessive, intelligent, cute, etc. She is better than Ashley on every level.
>>558780750>Ashton....how old is this fanart I swear we only discussed name option before christmas, is this parallel development or did it spread from here again?
The TRUE and HONEST Andrea mod
What if Andrew decides to open up an asian restaurant in episode 4?https://x.com/i/status/2027049801314099628
>>558782825What would Andrew look like if he was Chinese?
>>558782960>implying Finns look any different
>>558773638>>558774895Amazing
>>558779564Julia lick 1.jpg implies there is at least a Julia lick 2. Share up, anon
>>558764454Tifa would be the best girl even without her massive fucking tits, but with them there is no competition
>>558780070
>>558783731NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558783745Why are you screaming?
>>558784115Do NOT the gallery loli
>>558783731uuuuuu thanks
>>558784153I don't the gallery loli, it's just amusing because Ib has very Nemleian puzzles and also Garry looks like a recolored Andrew
>>558785217Petition to start referring to Yume Nikki and Ib as "Nemleivanias"
>>558785217>I don't the gallery loliGarrydrew will
>>558780574>>558780750I hate a lot of genderswapped Andrew and Ashley designs because they make them fucking gay. Actual Andrew and Ashley don't have pierced ears or any crap like that, Ashley has a funny choker but that's it. Why would Andrea have earrings, why would Ashton have a necklace and a ponytail?>>558781010 is the only canon Andrea I accept.
>>558786093Yeah but that's just canon
>>558787096Garry is not that kinda guy!!!
>>558784153shut up faggot
>>558787306Groomrry gave a little child candy with a promise to see her again later
>>558783504https://litter.catbox.moe/az68ehumzmzfzaz7.jpg
>>558787817But that's the same pic
>>558780070more my stuff
I've noticed that I started using Ashley pics as reaction images far more often than Andrew ones. In fact I almost feel like I don't want to associate with him, because he is a fucking moron who is never honest with himself or anyone. Ashley is more sincere in expressing herself, and it just makes pics where she shows emotions more adorable.
>>558790782>he is a fucking moron who is never honest with himself or anyoneYeah, he's you.
>>558786764>why would Ashton have a necklace I'm a guy and I wear a necklace...
>>558791267He's not!
>>558790782I bet you're that avatarfag who was posting ashley so much 3 years ago that other anons hated you
>>558791353Gay
>>558791509But I wasn't here 3 years ago
>>558790782>Ashley is more sincere in expressing herself, and it just makes pics where she shows emotions more adorable.True, in most sprites Andrew looks flat and depressed, like a beaten dog.
>>558791509>other anons hated youNobody knows who the fuck "ashleyfag" was meant to be. All I remember is a schizo accusing everyone else in the thread of being "ashleyfag"
>>558782960the finns didn't fight a whole fucking hyperwar just for you to invite the asians back in like that
>>558777594>Lol yeah, I've been doing that for a while now because it's funnyOh, you think it's funny? Well then, Mr. "I kinda enjoy going places with her", what places have you actually gone with her outside of her asking you to drive her somewhere? When are you going to work up the courage to ask her to go to the cinema/pizza place/whatever with you?
>>558792897"Ashleyfag" was used by a guy, or multiple people, who were literally on every side of the fence to start arguments. One day he's a fake juliafag, the next day he's a haggot, the next he's an "ashleyfag," and then there's the standard rotation of non waifu-war bait like the power dynamics argument, accusing people of listening to Andrew Tate, the blatant cuckoldry fetish, etc. etc. etc. "Ashleyfag" is a term that should set off instant alarm bells that someone is clearly trolling, alongside random samefag accusations in place of an actual argument, and "everything you disagree with isn't trolling."
>>558791390the power of voice actor horniness compels you
>>558796580>implying I'm ever going to go outside
>>558798875>Implying you have a choice
>>558802792Hussies are getting Ashlier.
>>558802792
>>558798875>>558799739Implying you newfags know how to imply correctly.
>>558806202>implying implicationsI shiggy diggy
>>558806202
I want to shiggy some diggy myself
>>558806617i don't get it...
>>558807026Shiggy the diggy
>>558807348uh, yeah...
Im glad it's green vs magenta and not green vs redThey knew the proper complementary color
>>558808125That's a big hand
>>558808332She's a small girl
>>558808957For you.
>"i wish i could know my sister a bit better, we haven't talked in so long">reconnect with her a bit>"fucking dumb cunt keeps sending me tiktoks"
>>558809249All for me
>>558809490Anon that's so cute!
>>558789885>not malina and zdrada since they are canonically sisterswasted talent
>>558809674I actually meant to imitate the anon above but fucked up the greentext.Agreed though, it's too bad that anon doesn't appreciate the little gestures. He should send back something cute and corny like pic related.
she's so special ^^
>>558813283Old man high trousers
>>558813236I actually ate a whole lemon fresh and raw a few weeks back. Wouldn't do it again because I could feel my enamel corrode, but I actually enjoyed the face-scrunching sourness.
>>558758325How so?>>558758734She likes ice cream, the sweeter the better, and so do I... but yeah, a coffee from time to time won't hurt.>>558761439Zillenials don't know what a balanced budget even is tho (source: all of my cousins).>>558731881>>558732494>>558729873This was fun to read but we still need to establish a neo-Ptolemaic kingdom (this time it should be able to resist militaristic aristocratic republics).>>558780070Oneesan general
>>558816924andrea should rape me
>>558809490>>558811737I guess I have to say this again: I'm not downloading Chinese spyware even for her. I have no desire to watch brain rotting AI slop. And besides, it seems like I exaggerated, but she's only sending two or three of these videos over the span of a few days. And if I had to guess, it's not a gesture, she probably sends them to her friends too, so it's not something special. To be honest, we're not getting along these past few days.
>>558819012First of all, it's Israeli spyware now, second of all you should do whatever it takes to be closer with your sister because she's your sister, which is cute.
>>558819012>And if I had to guess, it's not a gesture, she probably sends them to her friends too, so it's not something special.Unless she is sending these videos to every one of her contacts, she is actually thinking about who to send them. Not in a "omg my brother would love this teehee" way but probably in a "he might like this one"/"this and this person might like this" way. Or maybe she wants to have a connection with you and uses these videos as an excuse for you to start a conversation (protip: a big majority of women only ever take the first step). Just send her videos (You) find funny/entertaining/cute/whatever and actually watch and maybe even comment on the things she sends you.Now I know I don't know either of you or your relationship enough to comment or give advice on it. But you can try. I believe in you, no, /calg/ believes in you.
>>558817952I'd say seek help but being a quieter, more self-conscious version of Maleley myself I feel like I hardly have a leg to stand on
>wow she's literally meNo she isn't
>>558825067Even better because he's comparing himself to a character that literally doesn't exist, but this in and of itself is part of the clown show.
>>558824764i keep thinking about finding help but that's the problem, i think but don't act, keeping myself in the cycle of self hate, which is strong enough to give me ideations of being raped by a woman or a rotting carcass as a result of suicide. i want to tell someone about how i feel about myself but loneliness is a bitch, i have few friends, especially those that are in the same place as i am, i come from ukraine, war happened, we all fucked off from it, hell, i don't even have a sibling that's even old enough to understand me, i have a brother that is an entire generation younger than me, the gap hurts, i am too old to be his confidant and he is too young to understand me, i guess i had a girlfriend (i tell few about it because i worry wrong people could find out and use that knowledge to hurt me further) but maybe i was delirious, she doesn't respond to my texts for over a week, probably its that valentines day date that went awkward, i asked her to be honest about whether she feels annoyed by me but she never told me, she doesn't even leave me on seen/read, i'm left on sent. i really want to tell my friend about how i feel like shit but as of recent he doesn't seem to want to hang out with me. i feel like the stars are plotting against me at this point.
>>558826225rest of my family? i do not trust them in any way shape or form, i may have mother issues if anything. i feel like i am in wrong company but alas i have to make do, only fresh into adulthood, not even in my 20s, plus i have uni to deal with, some might say i have a bright future but the future feels empty, especially when looking back at your past leaves you with nothing but pure regret, regret over being a dick in the past, regret over not making enough friends in life, regret that i can;t resolve anymore, i have tried but after coming back to my hometown for a moment i realised that it is far too late now, i have to live with it
>>558825067>>558825518I'm literally myself. Also most people's identity revolves around copying the personality of another being but not so much as to have to recognize they're doing it, because that'd mean they're not special.
My sister said she doesn't like the balls
>>558827587The idea that none of us are special or possess any unique qualities is such a high-school-edgelord-coded mentality.
>>558807026
>>558827587id rather be someone else than myself for i hate the latter
Looks like she finally got Doug's attention.
>>558829717Ashley taught how to use this bussy
>>558833792Cute and kek
>>558828151Why doesn't your sister like the balls?
>>558835654This type of fanart is 10x hotter than porn of them
>>558828151So she likes futa without balls?
>page 6
Julia resting her head on your chest and using her finger to draw shapes around your nipples after sex
>>558839476Imagine gorilladrew beating the shit out of Leyley
>>558838120'romanticised' is like 'problematic' in that mouth breathing morons & 12 year olds SPAM the FUCK out of it with no respect for what it really means.Coffin is a very romantic game, period (nemlei even calls attention to this in chapter 1). How you interpret it's romantic elements is up to the reader, it's not a question of the real world impact that the game has, as if it's a PSA or something
>>558842551>>558838120I will romanticise it.
Ashley is my trap queen
>>558844279Crossdressley...
>>558781381>Andrea>submissiveShe'll blow smoke in your face
>>558845383I'll cum all over her if she does that.
>>558845450T'would be unavoidable, female smokers are really hot. Dominatrices often love semen too, so that likely wouldn't assert dominance over her.
>>558845383Doormat extraordinaire
>>558846226That's Copedrew's front
In the late 80's and early 90's, my sister and I traveled rural Peru, living in a Volkswagen camper van. So far away from our homeland, we decided to take a vacation not just from our lives, but from ourselves and the blood we shared.Those years in Peru, we were not siblings, but lovers. We mingled with the locals, ate with them, drank with them, danced around the fire, made love under the stars on those balmy Peruvian nights. But alas, it was not to last.Obligations brought us back stateside. She returned to San Francisco to her sculpting and I to Boston to resume work on my manuscript, but we will never forget those years in Peru, where we shed the shackles of blood and lived as we always dreamed.
>>558847634Which LLM are you using?
>>558854161
>>558855509What would the average non-Ashley woman do if she slept in the same bed as her brother and heard him moaning her name like this in an erotic dream?
we wouldn't happen to "f" with this, would we?
>>558854161what?
>>558854161D-Did... are t-those permanent tattoos?
Andy and Leyley and the bombing of Iran!
>>558856343FFS I ALWAYS LEARN ABOUT WORLD NEWS FROM /CALG/I LEARNT ABOUT THE SOUTH KOREAN COUP, BIDEN'S RESIGNATION, AND NOW THIS
>>558856450zoroastrianism is coming back to Iran, the delphic state will be real.
>>558859869>>558856343>>558856450The Kurds will surely use this opportunity to fight for independence and establish a delphic state of their own, as the Yazidis historically married their siblings until Islamic conquerors banned this practice.
>>558861151Majority of Kurds are muslim and they still have higher cousin marriage rates than neighbouring ethnicities. I guess they yearn for their siblings but have to settle for the closest thing they are allowed to marry.
Are we getting devlog tomorrow?
>>558862340Nemlei is too busy drawing lovey dovey scenes to publish a devlog
>>558863294Nemlei, like all good people, enjoys HOT SIBLING SEX and sappy kissy kissy bullshit.
>>558862340Why would there be a devlog on the 29th?
Does Ashley support war in Iran?
>>558864825Ashley has absolutely no idea about the higher powers at play, or any of the powers at play for that matter. She hears on the radio that some country she can't point to on a map is getting bombed and laughs at them for being brown.
>>558864993Cutest goy in the universe
Julia supports whole-heartedly the interests of the United States and Israel
>>558865669God, can she get any cuter?
>>558864993>>558865280
Should I tell my sister about my dreams? About me, her, and Arrakis?
>>558868689Any reason why you shouldn't?
>>558868887quads were promised to me 3000 years ago.
Audrey my beloved
>>558829091Everyone is unique, very few people are special, that's just a reality of life even ancient philosophers have been aware of. However, there's a basic human tendency to consider ourselves special because ours is the only perspective we actually experience (and even then aren't likely to completely understand, much less anyone else's). Idk how is this edgy.>>558838120How can you criticize something while being such a coward? Like what's even the point? ¨not immoral but problematic¨, ffs, go back to your eco chamber. >>558863294>lovey dovey scenes>not girly SAslopIf that's true, she's so based.
>>558869789She will end up marrying her younger brother and live a quiet life away from the rest of their family, raising their child together until the past comes back to haunt them in the form of Alice's kid (with Avery). Either that or she remains trapped with her family for ever and ever.Source: it was revealed to me in a dream.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSI6kcqDXL5/I keep seeing this chudette cosplaying Ashley on my racist app
>>558871320>it can only good happen
>>558819012>To be honest, we're not getting along these past few days.What happened?
>>558825067She is not, obviously, but she is quite relateable to some degree (more so than Andrew)
>>558870967>She will end up marrying her younger brotherWhich one? She has two and they're both twins.
>>558865669Wrong, Julia stands with the people of Palestine against the genocide and oppression of Israel
>>558872768The consensus is that Julia is either a Jew or a Laestadian, in which case she most likely supports Israel.
>>558872565Well, since Alice marries Avery in this schizophrenic delusion, by default Audrey's other half is Aiden, wouldn't you think? I may be getting it wrong but I think he was depicted as the (somewhat) quieter twin early on.
>>558871320I just realized my sister kinda looks alike the chud meme. She has the glasses and expression and everything.
>>558870967>>558872989Who the hell are all these people?
>>558872284I don’t know how to put it, but she became kind of cold since Monday. It’s kind of weird because before that we used to chat a lot. Since Monday, we have only exchanged a couple of messages a day and that’s it. She hasn’t responded to me since yesterday morning on Messenger, even though she saw my message. I feel like I’m talking to a wall. I don’t know what’s wrong with her. Last weekend we talked the whole day when we both had a free day. If she’s using me only to vent, then she should just say it. I don’t want to ghost her again like I did with her friend request, but if she won’t respond to me, then I don’t give a fuck. I’m not going to be emotionally invested in a brick wall.
>>558872908Julia (2026) would have a Palestine flag in her username. But yeah you're right that Julia (early 90's) would be pro-Israel
>>558874703No, she has a religious predilection towards Israel!
Jane and Julian playing the "don't get raped" game
>>558875060Is that as strong a belief in Finland as it is in America?
>>558875486That's a western thing in general. The restoration of a biblical country was basically seen as proof of God's presence
>>558874703>Julia (2026)Why are you creating fictitious characters to get angry at? Yes, Julia can be easily manipulated, but the setting isn't such that the many corrupting influences of our present reality exist. If you really want to go for this "Coffin IRL" thing, you'd have better luck arguing that she'd become an FtM tranny.>t. Sisterless Jew
>>558838120How am I supposed to not romanticize THIS?The image actually raises some good points, but come on. Of course I don't romanticize the abuse or the toxic aspects of their relationship, just like obviously I don't romanticize suffocating little girls, selling your children to organ harvesters, or sacrificing strangers to demons. Of course Nemlei wanted to make you feel disturbed by SnS or the childhood flashbacks. But to write off the entirety of Andrew and Ashley's relationship as "actually it's meant to be disturbing and you shouldn't draw cute fanart of them!" clearly doesn't work and I don't think it's what Nemlei intended.
>>558876074>t. Sisterless JewNo holo (like no homo) but you might be slightly biased when you call opposition to your country a "corrupting influence"
>>558876074>to get angry atBut I'm not angry, we're just discussing JuliaYou're the angry one
>>558876356Regardless of your take on Zionism, plastering your profile with support for current thing is indicative of a cult mentality.
>>558876074I love you kikeanon. Adam Sandler is a good actor
>>558876602I just find it distasteful. And Julia deserves better.
>>558876356>No holo
>>558876673Julia would never do that! She's....uh.....look! She's not a basic bitch, she wears all black, see? SEE? That means she's alternative! Julia doesn't care about the current thing!! Or arbitrary social norms, umm, she's a really interesting free thinker.
>>558877058She's too cute too worry that little brain of hers thinking. I'll do all her thinking for her
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>558877058Anon, everyone in this fucking game wears all black.
>>558874463I'm so sorry to hear that anon. If she is going through something she doesn't want to talk about you should just probably give her some time. If I were you I'd wait a couple days and try again with something like "Are you angry with me? If you need some space I understand, but I want to know if we're still friends". But I'm no psychologist and I don't know your sister so take that with a grain of salt I guess. I only hope it works out one way or the other.
>>558874463NTA but im being 100% serious hereshe may just be on her period
>>558877523Not true
>>558877596Good brothers keep track of their sisters' cycles.
>>558877523
>>558877651>black suit with gray shirtWell, you sure showed me.
>>558877657
>>558877750>black suitIt's blue
>>558877664I didn't even need to check the Early Life of that movie's writers/directors. I just knew.
>>558877813reminder that pedophilia was legal when that movie came out
>>558877813>getting mad at a Leslie Nielsen/pol/oids are something special
>>558877750It's dark but not all-black, neither is mom's outfit with a white shirt, or any other character's for that matter. Technically not even Andrew's, Ashley's or Julia's, even though they are still predominantly black.
>>558877962>Directed by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry ZuckerSloppy job.
>>558877962Leslie Nielsen didn't write or direct the movie, you fuckin' shlemiel
>>558878147>Sloppy job.???
>>558878261Sloppy job lol
>>558878256>you fuckin' shlemielTake it easy, goyim. It's just a comedy
>>558878438מאיפו אתה משתמש במילים כאלה כשיש עברי אמיתי בפניך
>>558878134The hardest thing about being emo is that your jeans are probably going to be a different shade of black from the rest of your fit
>>558878586
>>558877657only because they learn to avoid her bitch side
>>558878586>>558878768How would a demon respond if you started speaking Hebrew to it?
>>558878995>>558877657You keep track of your sister's cycle so that you know when she's ovulating ie most agreeable to you.
>>558879149That just makes me wonder if the demon speaks Coffinnish or if he inherently understands all forms of communication
>>558879149Well modern hebrew is made up bullshit. No one knows what the ancient hebrews actually spoke
>>558874463>She hasn’t responded to me since yesterday morning on Messenger, even though she saw my message.>I feel like I’m talking to a wall.How many messages did you send anon? You should know you should never ever bombard a woman with messages. It means you are too invested and the woman loses interest. The same goes with men too actually but still, don't overwhelm your sister or make her feel like she is the only thing in your life.
>>558879371>make her feel like she is the only thing in your life.Wtf, can't a man have a sisterwife? Can't siblings have a totality of shared experiences and needs?
>>558879308We actually know several stages of Hebrew and how they were pronounced. Modern Hebrew is basically a revived version of a late stage Hebrew with shit ton of German loanwords and German pronounciation because almost all tge Jews were native German speakers. Also some constructed borrowings from Arabic because they are related languages that share the same ancestor language.
>>558879717>almost all tge Jews were native German speakersI thought Israel was mainly Slavic
>>558879765NTA but Germany and Poland had a ton of Jews throughout history. Ashkenazis are from that area. IIRC, most people who moved to Israel are from there
>>558879765yiddish is german with slavic grammar from what i heard
>>558879478You don't get have a totality of shared experiences with anyone, otherwise you are basically the same person. You want to be different but also close enough to get along. Women also find it very unattractive when a man has nothing going on with his life amd get the "ick" from them, regardless if they are family or not. Don't be an unattractive guy to your sisters anons.>>558880279No it's literally just German with Jewish characteristics.
>>558871320Would Ashley make a good streamer? She can just play games all day and potentially make money off it. Of course she wouldn't know or care how to properly work with her audience, in fact she'd probably just say shit without thinking and occasionally display indifference or disdain for her viewers, but coupled with her quirks and cuteness it may work in her favor. She'd be constantly making comments alluding to cannibalism, incest, or her psycho tendencies, and it would spark heated online debates on how much is she just being ironic or performative.>"The puzzles in this game aren't that hard, I've had to do similar stuff in a demon's realm back when I was sacrificing people to one">"This character is dating some asshole instead of her brother?! What a fucking hussy! Why won't the game let me shoot her?!">"It's weird that you can't loot these corpses for food, human limbs actually have great meat!"
>>558881225Look at Pippa if you want to see Ashley's potential as a streamer
>>558881281
>>558879371I haven't bombarded her with messages, it's actually she who usually starts the conversation when she wants to talk. My last message was about something we discussed at her work, and Boho! You won't believe it! She also started this conversation! Barely, but whatever. I don't know what her problem is, my gut is telling me she's just using me for venting and emotional validation. If she got bored with me then I'm ok with it, I'm not going to be emotionally invested and then be disappointed.
>>558881816Last time your gut was telling you she was going to be mad at you for not responding to her friend request earlier. And you were ready to even go visit her with a gift! You might be right about her getting "bored" of you but don't immediately write her off without knowing more about her situation. She might be going through something. At least try to get a honest answer out of her on if she still wants to chat.
>>558880634>German with Jewish characteristics.I LOVE MAO ZEDONG
>>558878586No Hebrew speaker would write such a awkward sentence, I say that as the one Israeli anon that continuously visits this thread, also it's מאיפה and not מאיפו
>>558881816So she just wants easy-access male attention and you, as her brother, provide it?
>>558882405Maybe I am overreacting like I overreacted before. I am just going to take a day or two off from chatting with her. I need to clear my mind. Someone said not to make her the only thing in my life. I am not doing that, but we were always kind of close. Every time I text her, I feel satisfied, happy even. I do not get the same feeling when talking to anyone else. I just do not want to lose her.
>>558884659Sisters can get the ick from their brothers. Desperation is always noticeable and repellent.
>>558886320But I'm not desperate. I never told her anything I wrote here.
>>558887002It's not about what you say specifically but the way you behave, the way you speak, the words you use, how you react to things etc. Desperation can easily be picked up on.
Haven't jerked off in 3 days, might to rape my sister
>>558887382Please enlighten me why you think I'm desperate. I wrote earlier that I'm not bombarding her with messages, most of the time she starts the conversation. I have been waiting for her to respond since yesterday. I'm not a simp for my sister and I have boundaries.
>>558888021I don't think you are desperate, I was just explaining that other things may also be signs off desperation because you said you weren't telling her things you are telling use here.Most likely, she either has something going on in her life right now or uses you as a quick attention source. Then again it is hard to tell because none of us here know you or your sister enough to give a specific answer. Hey, maybe your sister is just on her period or has PMS, who knows
>>558754187It's at your place? Someone must have given me the wrong directions because it sent me here
>>558782439Link?
Sisters are smart?
>>558889386Yeah, you're probably right, my mind is all over the place. I wish I could give some detailed and specific information about her, but again, I only recently reconnected with her and I haven't talked to her for a long time. From what she has told me, I know she works in finance, she likes yapping about her normie friends, and she is very eccentric in ways that are similar to me. She has a husband, but she is having some troubles in her relationship, those are her words. She is very sensitive about it (her words) and I do not dare to ask her directly about it. I am getting the feeling that she might want a divorce, but again I know jack shit about him and even less about their relationship.
>>558892447I can't tell if my sister is a retarded genius or a genius retard.
>>558893638Sorry, I fucked up. She didn't say she's sensitive about it, that's just my feelings. I'm just tired.
>>558897167Imagine the BO
>>558899098
>>558899556Like sniffing a glue in a 3x3 plastic
>>558899556Me sniffing Renee asshole.
Call me crazy, but what are the chances Nemlei will release a new episode tomorrow?
No homo, but I want to have sex with a boy
>>558906364Adorable 'shley.
>>558907756I want to be abused by Thiu no homo
My back tooth hurts but I don't have the money for a filling(I assume it's a cavity because if it were an abscess it'd be painful & sensitive instead of just a throbbing pain) until I get paid next week. I snapped at my sister and now I feel bad, I apologized but I still feel like a piece of shit.Blogpost over.
>>558838120I WILL romanticize having a relationship so deep and so strong that you would literally kill for each other. And you can't stop me, so neh.
>>558893668Nta but depends if she was smart and is only pretending to be retarded. so that no one bothers her>>558897167I don't know how anyone can simp for Julia. Girl needs to invest in spine surgery
>>558914429>I don't know how anyone can simp for Julia. She's so cute, anon>Girl needs to invest in spine surgeryNo, she needs to let me make all her decisions for her
>>558906364Incredible how Andrew developed a plank fetish just because Leyley held his hands after he dug a grave with one
>>558911691God, I should've found a cute boy to jerk off while I was still in college. No homo
Guys! Only two more days until February 30th!
>>558918753
>>558893638>She has a husbandThen it's surprising you even exist to her at all. My sisters only ever spoke to me while they were single.
>>558906364Maybe after all is said and done and Andrew and Ashley have worked out a lot of their differences and live together as husband and wife in a mostly turbulence free relationship, Andrew discovers a third passion of his after Ashley and literature: wooden planks. Well, carpentry to be exact. After doing some minor repairs around their new apartment, Andrew finds out that he has a knack for wood working. He quits his job doing whatever and goes into construction.He does well, impresses the higher ups, and him being the only guy on the crew with "some college", he's promoted to foreman. He oversees some large projects, continues to impress, and saves up enough money to break ground on a home of his own for he and Ashley.Their new home includes a workshop where Andrew can work on more intricate carpentry projects in his spare time. For their 10th wedding anniversary, Andrew lathes a mahogany mop for Ashley and stains it dark brown, to resemble the color of the soul he fell in love with.
>>558916959>t. groomer
>>558921538She's 20 years old, anon
>>558917385>>558906364I don't understand the plank symbolism
>>558921989She's 17 years, 729 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds old you SICK FUCK!
Thinking about Julia's cock again
>thinking about nothingMost thinking Juliafag
Think we'll get a Magical Magic Cards of Magic mini game?
>>558925706I hope so! A Minesweeper minigame would be nice too
>>558925706Coffintopian branding never disappoints
>>558925861Enjoy yugioh, minigger.
I predict no devlog today (1st of March).I do predict a devlog on 1st of April.
>>558926418that's not ridiculous. I guess we get the update either june or july
>>558926418April 1? I guess we'll have to delay Artemis II again, wouldn't want to miss that.
>>558926543>I guess we get the update either june or julynta but isnt tcoaal first made on march 2023?
>>558926864Episode 1 was released as a demo on 25th of March, 2023Episode 2 was released on 13th of October, 2023.Episode 3 was released on 1st of April, 2025.
>>558927251>Episode 1 was released as a demo on 25th of March, 2023It wasn't a demo back then; it wasn't called "Episode 1" and the game was never meant to get a sequel
https://x.com/izouumi/status/2025760646508245315
>>558927759God damn, I love pornography. We are so lucky to be born in a time where you can just jerk off all day
>>558927251>Episode 2 was released on 13th of October, 2023.>Episode 3 was released on 1st of April, 2025.>it took 2 fucking years to finish the third episodejfc I dont even want to imagine HOW long it'll take to finish Episode 4
>>558928072In my day, we made do with the lingerie section of the Sears catalog
>>558928314>he needs visualsYour powers have grown weak, old man.
>>558928314I remember touching my first boob and that shit was enough to keep me going for the rest of the year.
>>558883736Congrats, my fellow tribesman: you've found a pretender. How are you holding up?
>>558928285I'm ready for Episode 4 to be broken up into multiple parts. Full release not until 2050.
>>558919587They have been together for less than five years. I have never really had a bad relationship with her, we just didn’t talk to each other for quite some time. She’s older than me, and she was always nice and sweet to me. /calg/ shits on older sisters, and I don’t understand why.Also, how many sisters do you have? I was always curious about how other people live with multiple siblings. I only have my sister.
>>558928285>it took 2 fucking years to finish the third episodeEpisode 3A was finished by August 2024. You niggers just voted to delay it because you didn't want a cliffhanger
>>558929943Delay is the chad vote.
>>558929943>because you didn't want a cliffhangerAnd then got a cliffhanger anyway because you changed your minds and voted to release it before Episode 4
>>558922982Bear me to it XD
>>558930064Honestly in hindsight it was the right call to delay 3A the first time, and release it some months later. /calg/ was able to ride the Episode 1 and 2 inertia through 2024 and didn't need a new episode to sustain itself. But if 3A had come out in August 2024, with yet no Episode 4 as of March 2026, this general would already be dead.
>>558931074>this general would already be dead.immortal game, immortal general.
>>558929058>Also, how many sisters do you have?2. Older and younger.
>>558931460Which one is hotter?
>>558931571The younger one used to be hotter because she was a gymnast. But now they're both fat.
I think if there is no coffin tomorrow... I might cry.
>>558932447What does fat mean in this case
>>558932447>But now they're both fatGooooooood
>>558932878This safe-horny trend of pretending obesity is hot is total cope.
>>558933007safe horny doesn't exist
>>558783731Julia edit into Marie when?
>>558933007Word salad
We like 'em a bit chubby
We like 'em BIG
https://x.com/taoqiqiq/status/2027773304233218080
>>558935356>didn'tGrrrrr
>>558935356ESLshley...
>>558935356>>558935624>>558935789Why do third worlders ALWAYS use the past tense in everything? There isn't any implication of a past tense or even a perfective in the doctor's question.
>>558935356Good artist though
