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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
I love my Herta and Tingyun
Peach
I'm still in shock and awe that an E1 Fu's crit buffs are actually mattering for in a team compa shame she's made of sandpaper
Total Madam Herta love
Herta: Star Rail
>>558703202>a shame she's made of sandpaperhave you tried building her properly? with that team you do so much damage it should be impossible to lose anything with her
>>558703104Kill yourself
>best DDD user>PowercreptCope, tribbie will never be powercrept
>>558703202>E2 Janus killer FVARK
About two hours until Kafka and Blade are officially dropping onto the Tilted TowersWhos playing?
>roll E2S1 tribbie so she can wheelchair my favorite bricks a year ago + she's cunny>she serves her time doing well on all kinds of teams and is able to comfortably retire on whatever multi-enemy team she desires>get called a metafagI can't win...
SunGuang
>>558703460WE are all playing
>>558703460I'm not playing but I'll be watching a stream or something
What's the point of novaflares if characters like Jingliu are still garbage while Black Swan and Sparkle thrive
>>558703490maybe stop caring about retarded shitposts
Bronya RABUUUU!
>>558703490mayb start gittin gud
>>558703410I could probably do that, but for reference here's my fu if you're curious
>>558703574BS and Sparkle were allowed to be good so they could sell more units (Hysilens, Sparxie, Archer)buffing DPSes like Jingliu help nothing saleswise
>>558703047Elfy-welfy
me on the left
I just learned that I'm supposed to make Hysilens the bondmate and not Kafka. I've been playing DoT wrong for months...
HSR's eidolons since 3.x aren't the same as other games anymore.In 2.x, E2s like Firefly were considered the best in the game and it was a ~+50% damage increase over E0. This is the same as Genshin and ZZZ even now (C2/M2 is ~+50% increase)HSR went full retard in 3.x and you have E2s like Phainon and Evernight being +150%-180% increase over E0. This is bigger than what some Genshin/ZZZ's C6s do. Most Genshin C6s are a 150%-170% increase over C0. ZZZ's shungus' M6 is a 130% increase.So basically current E2s are equivalent to C6/M6 in GI/ZZZSome may like that in HSR but to me this is a complete trap for spenders. I felt that when I rolled E2 Phainon and then rolled complete MonoRem team in 3.7 (only E0S0 with one S1) and I do not enjoy using that team at all mainly because it feels too weak compared to Phainon. I'm even contemplating what to do with 4.x teams. Have 0 excitement to roll for new E0 dps but I can't get E2s without skipping many characters. Unironically once you go modern E2s, you can't go back to E0. This probably is going to burn many players and is probably one of the reasons some are quitting.
>>558703684well what kind of content are you dying in exactly, mine's worse and I don't remember when I last died (not that it even matters that much with the E2 I got)
>>558703692So Seele buffs are going to be dogshit then? If that's the case then I have no hope for DHIL, JY, and Acheron
>>558703490use who makes you happy first and foremost
>>558703429I just checked the 0 cycle website, Asta teams turbomog the ones using Tribbie for 4-5 cost in all knights lmao
Good Yaefternoon, Honkai: Star Rail general
>>558703490>Roll E6 Sparkle>Never told that my clears don't count, even once>Get a few comments questioning my life choices instead
>>558703538>Tribbie playing trios in BRTrianne will get all the kills, I just know it.
>>558703843specifically AA, but in other modes she isn't immediately dropping dead unless it's literal AOE hell
cat breeding
random rape fantasy popped into my headteehee woman moment nyehehe~
>>558703202>those relicsfucking EXPLODE NIGGA
>>558704079king mode then? someone cleared king with Fu at leasti've had no issues myself. maybe try ERR rope to get ults up faster
I will be writing on essay on why I believe ZZZ deserved a fortnite collaboration before HSR
So what can we expect from the 4.2 beta?What will be the main agendas?Evanescia vs Silver wolfNovaflare firefly vs castorice EMC vs Yao Guang
>>558703821And people tell you to go vertical on 1.x and some 2.x charactersI have E0S1 monorem and it's better than my E2S1 Herta matching cost, pulling the "correct" characters goes a long wayMeanwhile my E2S1 Acheron is starting to collect dust
>>558704337Number oneBoth are aimed at brown people
>>558704383Same as usual, HSR vs every other gacha
>>558703821Strong eidolons are better, at least they help people use their favorite characters for longer.If we had the current insane powercreep with shit tier eidolons there is basically no way of playing units longer than a year without praying for novaflares.And no, modern E2s don't feel that crazy to the point where they ruin e0 units. I have march at E2S1 but even e0s1 redman still feels very powerful to play.Unless they make silver wolf and yae dogshit to reduce powercreep we are still at a point where most E2s unironically still aren't worth it because E2S1 on your current dps is still weaker than just hoarding a year and rolling a future dps at e0s0.
>>558704280>ERRI'll consider farming for it since I got plenty of time, maybe that's my issue
>>558704383The two competing elation teams mostly. If the FF buff is massive well then that will make it interesting
>>558704383Hoyo is shipping Ashveil as is, so I expect a huge power creep.
>>558704584His E2 is poopy
>>558703490>because cunnyI respect the hustle
I DECLARE THIS THREAD TO BE A FOFO THREADNOW SHARE YOUR THOUGHT ON FOFO AND WHY SHE'S BEST GIRL
>>558704438Shut up bitch, fortnite is an american cultural export, hell, maybe THE american cultural export right now.
total fofo death
>>558704030this is me except E6S5 sparkle and I will also be rolling E6S5 sparxie
fofo rape
>>558704219*rapes u*
>>558704438Black people don't play fortnite
>>558704383Chinks will use ashveil to cry weak for whoever they decide to make the main push character like they used wormhill to cry weak for firefly or herta/aglea/mydei to cry weak for castorice.People who are fans of the novaflare characters will use the anniversary characters to cry weak.
>>558704679>huohuoI prefer this cutie instead
>>558704717Mainly played by broccoli hair zoomers and gen alpha, aka the most mutted generation in existance
Jingliufags can pump 16 cost into her team and she still won't even hit gold in AA, maybe vertical is a meme?
>Harming fofoYou wouldn't dare!!!
>>558704383I am personally gonna partake in the Eva vs SW agenda of who's the better Elation carry. I hope it's Eva but i'll be shitposting for both sides to drive the narrative
>>558704908>vertical is a memeJINGLIU is a meme... and even jingliufags can admit that wholeheartedly
>>558704864Lady Fu love
>>558704908Nice powercreep, honkeks
>>558703574>What's the point of novaflaressalesIf hoyo were a not-shitty company, then every character that's outdated would get a novaflare regardless of power or circumstance. Every novaflare got a purpose, jingpoo and blade became hp for the sake of pretending like Remembrance wasn't its own gated community.
>>558704908not a problem in fgo btw
>>558704908vertical isn't a meme you just need to invest vertically into who the devs like. Not who you like.
>>558704809Who the hell is using all those black rapper skins then? I can't imagine why anyone would ever want to play as Travis Scott but I had to fight off an annoyingly persistent one for like 12 minutes on one reload match.
>>558704908I would pump 16 kids into Jingliu
>>558704383>who's betterI just want my hebelation team to be real thank you very much
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>558705095Travis Scott is a number 1 whiteboy artist though?
>>558705095White kids
>>558705002Eva is ST, SW is aoe
>>558705085Yeah they don't have gameplay modes at all, what a shit game
>>558704908It used to not be a meme. Investing in your favs is a lie now.
>>558705331my mom... is a lego minifigure...
>>558704908Sadly Jingliu is just straight garbage. Her multipliers are terrible and she has oversaturation of the same buffs meaning even with vertical investment she sucks
>>558705185>>558703587>>558703104Fuck,marry, kill these 3 posters
>>558705331cum inside lego kafka
>people pump tranny exodia and dot troons with eidolons and sigs>No one complains >Waifufags do it for firefly and whatever other characters>Now it's an issueI can't wait until you troons kill yourself after Firewife gets her novaflare
>>558705331Yeah blade and kafka fucking won....
>>558705396What if I want to fuck and marry you
>>558705214>>558705226This world is incomprehensible.
What if Evanescia ins't actually Elation?
>>558705441>jingliu is being used as a scapegoat for verticalslet me enjoy my ice wife in peace please
>>558705331YIKES.... KAFKEKS....? WTF IS THIS....?
you now remember when Travis Scott was doing the robot as people were dying at one of his concerts and blud didn't stop the show he just kept doing the robot
>>558705627w Trample Scott nonchalant aura moment
>>558705331
>>558705441>implying dot wasn't a brick for the longest time
>>558705331Holy kino
>>558704383Anniversary skins
>>558705720>
>>558705591don't worrywe love your KINO jingliu love here anon
>>558705557Anything is possible until 4.2 beta opens next week, but wolfie is more likely to not be elation than she is.
>>558704660No one pulls for memedolons.
The card game is so ass. We will never have pokemon kino again, will we?
Everyone wants Feixiao buffs
>nyooo don't invest in characters you actually like invest rolls into slop you don't care about!!you aren't my mom
>>558704383Only 1 dude genuinely cares about Cass. Everyone else pulled purely for meta
>>558706051>t. 0c autist Xolze Telos
>>558706219No one says this
>>558706057This might come as a surprise but no one gives a shit about you or what you like or who you like or what you do with your rolls
>>558703202anon what the FUCK IS THIS
>>558705853>
>>558705441DOT earned their place. We had to deal with 1 fucking unit a year. Kill yourself you jealous pedo tribbi-shill
[sad news]>2 20 punchline ahas is stronger than 1 100 punchline ahaThe prospects of spudkle joining the anniversary elation team as a permanent member seems poor.Even if she does join, she is a dead team member that only exists so the dps doesn't brick themselves with a randomly added restriction (ie pinkfox or anaxa). Which means that the DPS has to basically fight every battle with a team of 3 because they are tied at the hip to a character that is not contributing.80% crit damage, some punchlines, and extremely weak dps is just too little of a benefit for a team slot.
Is E1 Cerydra still good for Phainon if I already have E2 Cyrene?
>>558706524>pedo tribbi-shillthere's no need to be so mean to potatofriends, be mad at metafags who keep gassing up tribbie beyond measure
What went wrong
>>558706565she'll scale a lot of punchline
>>558706565>news>citation needednice try
Xolze Telos (prep time) vs xTheresia (Dyke Domain insta activated) vs Atlas & Artemis (with 4 Herta mirrors) vs Eulaschizo (SAM Propagation suit powerup)Who wins and why?
I want feixiao buffs. It's not fair that her ult barely does the same damage my firefly can do every turn and only on a single enemy.
>>558706565Spunkle is obviously a popular character so she's getting the popular character treatment of needing e2s1 to function. Same thing happened with Saber, only they made her shit until E6 where she's slightly less shit.
>>558706481I cringe everytime someone post this man because they didn't watch the show and they don't realize the show was making fun of him
>>558706671I literally only read potato faggots complaining about hags. Fuck you
>>558706930No it wasnt
>>558706930And here it's used to make fun of the schizo
>>558706967I think both are nice.And Tribbie gets to be both.
Tribbie rabu
Hotaru...
>>558706865BTAcuck no diffs this
>>558707142So show me her hag form
>>558707269no, prostitution is illegal!!! hotaru-chan!!! no!!!
>>558706832[sad news][citation provided]
>>558707325big elf!
>>558706832
>>558703047>die fucking whore>fucking scoundrel
>>558707549Now show me her in game
>>558707549tribbie and tribios impregnation NOW!
>>558707549we were FUCKING ROBBED
>>558707779>didn't get the hag>got the sexy loliWe won hard actually
>>558706565>implying EMC doesn't bring something utterly retarded to the table that benefits both elation teamsI'll hold my tongue until the beta but anything is possible lady sparxie
>>558707705>kafka down syndrome faceMaybe it was best tribbie was a loli. I swear the hags in this game are so ugly.
not even replying to that shitpost, kill yourself
supiki
>>558707925RMC wasn't a part of any Remembrance team so doubtful.
>>558707958anon, that's our mombe nice to your mother.
bros... I fear Firefly is a fucking brick without black tier ass Constance
>>558708154She was. My rappa used to far out perform her with HMC.
>>558707925We still don't have an Elation unit that effects Merrymaker, maybe that will be EMC's niche.
where are the blade hitting the griddy webm
We all love Peppy here
>>558708154why is fireful flyshine so fucking angry
>>558708330I love it in a sexual way
>>558708317skins are out in 1 hour
>>558708330astra...
>>558708376she got mogged by rice
>>558708154>FearShe isMihoyo managed to fuck up the most no-think meta character seller in the most retarded way possible, they gave a black tier ass to her savior and she flopped so fucking hard the effects of the floppening are still being felt months laterI would like to say mihoyo will learn from this and make her novaflare a buff that makes her not need dahlia, but who i am kidding, mihoyo have been going full retarded since zzz released so they will obviously buff her synergy with constance even more because on their minds the playerbase will become brown and this time they will really roll for constance(no one without dark skin will)
>>558708595forced meme
>>558708485
I love my strong Castorice wife
>>558708595Wait you never made this post before, did you train your bot?
Remembrance will win 4.2 bowl
>>558708770Astra mogs robin and is not even funny
bros when is the drip?
>>558708595I'm a pasty white guy and I really like constance, but I dislike Firefly and have an autistic aversion to break teams so I won't be rolling her. She's hot though.
>>558708807please don't remind me takeuchi exists
>>558708965>and I really like constance
>>558708595>>558709023
>>558709023forced meme
>fucking kek I had completely forgotten about the flower thing hoyo didargenti has had it rough
Gonna be real funny when fortnitefags find out that kafka has hank hill ass
rice won
>this was written by an actual humang being >>558708595yikes
>>558709195That's why i really REALLY hope they """buffed""" her model, specifically her ass, i want more fuel
>humang
I'm a simple manI like sexy hot girls and cool male characters
>>558709505it really is that simple
Like, come on
>>558709106stop trying to make this a thing
BTA schizo has yet to post his roster
>>558709505Sex with this CAT
>>558709882coaches don't play
explain this
>>558709738
>>558707549>got a fuggo potato instead of this greek sex goddessyeah, nyI think we lost. More proof that amboreus was designed with the fujo/gay audience in mind
>>558710035what people thought Lingsha would be
>>558709975How is he still alive
>>558710013Why are you on Grindr?
A storm is brewing.
>>558710013>>558710182
>>558710190>guys look it's another random xitter post that triggered me but i won't show the likes and username so you won't immediately know i look for complete randos to get mad at
>>558710190Nigga we are ALL pulling for SW here
>>558710190Rent free, mindbroken enough to not skip any anniversary going forward.
>>558710190lol!!
>>558710035I wish HSR was a space game and that hoyo had an ounce of creativity. Ching chong character + dress #50 followed by palette swap sparkle. Amazingly dogshit.
>>558710182worms
>>558710120Sadly, Miyoho doesn't have the courage for anything beyond "human body with some animal bits glued on". The closest thing we got to a true monster girl was Lauma from Genshin Impact, and even that's just a temporary transformation.
>>558710490In your dreamsI'm pulling for Hiei even if she's a brick, unless they ruin her in 4.1 ~ 4.2
>>558708409I need more corruption fly...
>>558708152Most of these fucking NEETS having mommy issues
>>558710643tsmt also hsr should have had space exploration similar to zelda spirit tracks overworld exploration
>>558710682You would think that the game being turn based would allow for more creative and creative character designs since you don't have to accomodate them to open world shenanigans.
I refuse to believe SW is Elation btw
I'm thinking
>>558710120>>558710682>Miyoho* Mihoyo
>>558710682All you will get are more black tier asses take it or leave it
I wanna cum inside Pela
Something about the Stellaron Hunters animations are better than many other characters. Maybe because they were thought of so early.
>>558710856Right? The camera can literally do anything and be anywhere. You don't have to link animations together, you don't have to make anything look natural. It's crazy that HSR has the LEAST variety out of the catalog of hoyo games.
What the fuck is wrong with these little shits
>>558711047Least variety and some designs are just trash that makes no sense. Wtf is Yao Guang's outfit
I swear TO GOD the FUCKING auto AI is so FUCKING DOGSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>558710936>>558710936Mahoyo!
>>558711137wtf is this real
>>558711178We get it, you are a homosexual. No need to advertise it.
>>558711137Blame Nihilux
>>558711137Nihilux...
>>558710682>>558710856You would think that the game taking place in space would allow for more creative character designs since you wouldn't need to be boxed into the usual urbanfantasy slop, but even genshart mogs hsr in making anything other than basic ass humans. Can hardly even get any kemonomimi girls here, much less an actual monster girls
>>558710995I half disagree cause SW is your average gamer e-girl animations so can find in every other gacha and Firefly who came out much later actually had pretty disappointing animations despite how much leakers hyped her up after Acheron became the peak of HSR animations at the time. The only cool moves she has are the base SAM animations since they are classic tokusatsu moves.Blade and Kafka I agree they are pretty nice to see. Blade's FuA animation is still peak to this day and i'm actually quite disappointed still that Kafka has those grenades animations locked to her boss fight
Ever notice its always the pink ones that are always strong and broken in this game?
>>558711137uhhh I don't think they really say that
>>558711276No I just hate shitty designs and she is a strong contender. You don't have to pretend to like her since she literally has no interesting character trait.
>>558711409I think that's a good thing
>>558711137What the fuck did Nihilux do to these fucks to turn them like this
>4.2 beta super earlyThe good news: Ashveil is probably not getting nerfed
>>558709975>(Deleted)Uh oh wormschizo melty soon
>>558711484No one is rolling for him tho
If Eva can function well with just EMC, I'll pull her.>>558711484Bueno.
>>558711698Nose...
>>558711484>4.2 beta super earlyHoyo realizing how important leaks are to their business model if fucking hilarious.
>>558711580I will be rolling him if they don't nerf him, thoughever
>>558711778No you won't
when is 4.2 beta coming anyway
>>558711580I will roll for him because I am a FUA supporter.
>>558711770They probably wanted to stop savers from saving but realized their entire MO has been mapped out so people just save more aggressively. No one trusts them on the 4.0 releases because of past history so their only resort is to go back to leaking.
>>558711959Either next Monday or the following Monday. So right before or right after Sparxie’s banner
>>558712045good, let them suffah for taking our leaks away
>>558711998>FUTA supporterGross
>>558712079
Mywife love!
>>558711770Seele’s leak channel suddenly resurrecting today was funnyHomdgcat died for a NPC gag
>monday
hop on fort
>>558712262Literally no one says this
fubobo rabu
>>558712397anti-honkai schizo is not gonna like that this says Honkai Royale instead of Star Rail Royale
mwah~
What if the reason Hoyo cant remove Saber banned is because the contract demanded a minimum amount of money Saber must make for Nasu and until that amount is reached she cannot be removed from the banner so unless 50 million people buy Saber she will never go away
>>558712397I genuinely don't know how or why Blade randomly become the face of HSR but I appreciate it
>>558712717You’re reading way too deep into it, mate. It’s simply because they don’t want people missing out on collab characters. Imagine if they waited two years to rerun Saber or Archer like they did with Rappa.
>>558712717It’s just gonna be until the next collab I think due to the separate pity
>>558712881he's our cool uncle
>>558712942Why would anyone want Saber or Archer?
>>558712942If so they would have kept the free archer indefinitely.
>>558712954Rean is gonna kill Saber...
WE are all grabbing kafblade and tung tung tung sahur
>>558712397show her ass
They are starting 4.2 early on purpose right?
>>558713331it' same old hank hill ass, because is the same model
>>558713389in response to saveGODS leaving yaoGONE in the dust they have to (so that she doesn't flop)
>>558713280frfr ong :100:
>>558713453prove it
>>558713389Nope we got 4.1 beta while we were in 3.8 but they will still pretend this is to sell Sparxie.
>>558711484his beta might continue in the 4.2 one
>>558713389It’s a big beta, the first 2 main DPS of 4.x, EMC and 4 novaflares. 4.1 is just a good sub DPS that’s only lasting 4 weeks
>>558713036The point of collabs is to get people out of their comfort zone and try a game out. Fate is one of the biggest franchises in japan and Saber and Archer are among the top fan favorites.Fans of any IP don't really care if a collab character ends up good or not, getting to play with them is more than enough for them. And if among all those people who try a game out because of a collab they end up winning a small percentage of players who become long term players then it's a win for the devs
>>558713524wait 18 minutes
>>558713724
>>558703202holee fugg
>kafka>hank hill assIs this the new bta schizo deflect? Because kafka was THE ass character when she came out and started the whole trend of character techniques being used for fanservice animations.
>>558714020Amerimutts see everything as a black tier ass on their minds, they literally warped the perception of 2b by pure muttism following this same dogmaDont make me dig old kafka shitposts
>>558714020He’s saying in Fortnite because sometimes they have flat asses and sometimes they don’t
Man I forgot what pure garbage Gold & Gears was
>>558714189>Amerimuttsnice try, ranjeshquit trying to pretend you're not subhuman
>>558714209i still don't get why she can't use prismatic dice
>>558714208filtered
>>558714326You "people" really love to make me tap the sign
>>558713923Welt went to maplestory? Nexon confirmed bros.
i fapped to cyrene despite hating her
>>558714502Uh not based
>>558710190>they don't know about the demotionKek, the backtracking and slurping of SilverSex will be amazing.
>>558714502I want to marry silver wolf!
>>558714502only based if you are referring to heberene
>>558714502I hate Hagrene but love Heberene
>honkai mode
>>558714502careful now, you might end up falling in loveit happened to me with a character i hated before
>>558714502Gooning feels better when you like the character
Prepare yourselves to start getting a bunch of zoomer and gen alpha tourism over this and the next week starting from now
>>558714745you fell in love with mydei
KafkaGODS it's time
Very soon.
>>558714773It feels better when you hate them and imagine rape scenarios.
>>558714208Just use preservation it's literally free
>>558714793you already know how to scare off zoomers and the likeuse it
Post Blade with Peter Griffin hitting the griddy
Pick axeBack longSkin
>>558714502Cyrene claims another soul, sasuga the most beloved one.
>>558710490>Nigga we are ALL pulling for SW hereI'm pulling for whoever ends up being quantum elation. Both get my dick hard anyway
>>558714864Can't relate, I don't even want to touch fofo
I fap to Cyrene imagining a scenario where I can finally reunit with her and we hug and have possesive sex all night
>>558714793>>558714917Dont worry BTA schizo has us covered
>>558714502How do you fap to an anime character? Can't you go have sex with a woman who looks like Cyrene?
>>558714917Lets go 4channers assemble!!!!!!!Fight off the tourist menace by posting le epic loli and racial slurs!!!!!!!!!!!!fucking retard
>>558715037they don't exist
It's a date, Lebron James.
>>558714864everyone wants to hatefuck huohuo...
>>558715037
>>558714451If you don't like us why are you spending your entire days here?
>>558715058uh oh tourist melty
>>558715037She's an elf.
>>558714340for balance and design reasons. Think about it for a secondthe game's a numbers game,the higher numbers you roll (in general) the better your chances of winning. You have a card that has the potential to reach 48 attack points or 36 defense points. No other card to my knowledge gets as close to this. Prismatic dice are a clutch that you can customize in order to help your selected card get their win condition more consistently and way faster. Giving said clutch to the card that no other card can compete with in terms of points is retarded
>>558715037How did you even find this thread
>>558715058this but unironically seeing how you're reacting
>>558714996Somewhat based.
>>558715119When i started this game it wasn't aimed at brown people, they just decided to suicide their game in 3.8 for no reason and follow with a combo with the 4.0 character opener, the fucking main push of the patch on top of that.
>>558713713If they wanted new players they should have made the collab story better but they made it suck so all the fatefags quit. They also did nothing to fix space china which makes every new player miserable and want to quit.It would have cost an intern maybe 15 minutes to give saber a 30% multiplier buff and make her a very good dps that could sell to HSR veterans but making aidsnon undisputed was more important to them than actually making money.
>>558715097But Phainon's Jordan?
Phaidei rabu
kafka crashed the shop
>>558715325Post your roster
>>558715325actual TRVKE
>>558715325You didn't answer my question
>>558714208Say ain't so...
>shartniteyawn, snore, honkmimimi
>>558715538You just know...
>Non 0 chance I spend money for E2 Evernight if the anniversary characters are mid
13 dollars to fortnite..
>>558715751you should do so anyways if you like her more
>jiggle physics in fortniteuh kafkeks??
Are we buying this bwos?
>>558716028Why would you not want fanservice
>>558715978not even the haters can resist her beauty
>>558716096I don't play fortnite, but blade is very cool...
>>558716096Did we ever get an explanation why kafka has a katana?
>>558716096nyes WE are
>>558713923
>>558714793Only thing you should prepare for is the utter shitposting in 3 days when revenue chart drops and HSR's 4.0 launch made less than $20M
>>558716137Cyrene SP will be a Beauty character during 6.x
>>558716175because guns and swords are cool
yeah I just fucking installed fortnite for the first time in my life for blade and kafka, it's fucking over
>>558716205Fornite tier ass...
I'm in severe need of Phainon's cum...
>>558716205>weird posecan't you show it in-game?Also it really looks like they just copy pasted the entire model and they just did a few modifications here and there
I expect webms of Blade doing the most retarded fornite dances there are over the next couple f hours. Don’t disappoint me
>>558716307Is the HSR model
>>558716317stfu zaunite
ts is tuff
>>558716297Be sure to do your promo purchase in Honkai via EPIC to get Blade for free
Hey guys who else do I add to my Kafka comp
>>558716438Goku
>>558716376Her ass and legs are fatter in Fornite
>>558716414nice kicks Bladie
>>558716438Does Fortnite have any black men? if not- Deadpool.
>>558716363her coat hides it
>>558716487jiggle
HOLY SHIT SHE JIGGLES
>>558716429god fucking dammit, do I really need to install HSR for blade....?
>>558716414Where dancing webms
where Kafka Party Hipsallodo the needful please !!!!
SOVL
>>558714745she's too cringe to love
>>558716487>>558716579Are jiggle physics not common in fortnite or something?
>>558716709
>>558716579>welt buffs realfuuuuuck
>>558716487>>558716758not as funny as I thought it would be in my head...
>>558716753Wife
>>558716931Because Kafka is not funny, Blade dancing is where is at
>>558716825>Are jiggle physics not common in fortnite or something?They got restored at the start of the season when the teen rating was implemented. Prior to this the game was PG+
>>558716825You thought hoyo was good at censoring? lel. Go check out the fortnite general, they're freaking out over kafka and her hank hill ass (tbf they care more about the tits)
>>558716825For a while the girls had very little cleavage and flat ass
>>558716363Very same ass
you can get blade by buying one of these in game I guesshttps://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/honkai-star-rail--faq
Who won? Who lost?
>>558714208[sad news]Miss sparkle's depiction of chinese people has caused a frontpage tieba melty
>>558717225>who wonBlade>who lostKafkucks
>>558717203What's the cheapest one here?
>massive tits>they jiggle>normal ass a white woman should haveNight ruined, i wouldn't be able to make fun of brown people todayI hope the pvp chart in 3 days light my mood up
>>558717307uh oh
>>558717203What's the cheapest thing there? Can it be done on mobile?
>>558717307>sir another Sparkle racism incident has hit HSR
>>558717360>night ruinedshouldn't you be happy? we're finally healing from black tier ass in all respects
/fng/ is filled with fag so,
>>558717378sparkle would never say this
>>558717378Sprinkle would never say this
>>558717547blade would do this
>>558717547GO BLADIE GO GO
>>558717547Bladie lowkey hitting that shit
>>558717547HOLY FUCKING KINO
>>558717547Kek
time to make my leave back to hsg I go
>>558717307>korean (asian) artist draws an asian character making a stereotypically racist gesture against asians to another asian character>this makes the chinese madkek, what are they even having a melty about
>>558717547>This is officialMihoyo raped HSR in record time
>>558717730>blade smilingKILL IT NOW
>>558717737>xhe doesn't know all asians hate each other
>>558717547
>>558717772>raped HSRJust Blade
>>558717730Why the fuck is blade so happy LOL
>>558717547Silversex paid him to do this at Firewife's birthday party
Jk I will post one more dance, I'm going to force him with dances
Guys...do you see it?We're GAMING LEGENDS now....We're up there alongside john halo, KINGtos, and doom guy
>>558717547Holy based
>>558717547"Elation" Blade will do Fornite dances in middle of the battle too
>>558717837I know that, this particular melty is just especially retarded when the slant eye thing gets used against all of them
>>558717931KEEEEEEEEK FUCK
>>558717931Blade hips erotic
>>558717547Of five Stellaron Hunters, two must pay the price
>>558717931what a fucking diva
>>558717938You also join Solo Levelling in that category
>>558717547KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558717505Never fall for their cheap tricks buddy
>>558717931He's so happy :D
*dabs on /hsrg/*
Blade isn't literally me anymore...
>>558718154KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fortnite fucking won bros
yes baby
>>558716487>>558716758>>558716875>>558717547>>558717931
>>558717931HAHAHAHAHAHABASED
Did you guys just download the game to shitpost or do you actually play shartnite
"Blade don't jump! You have nothing to live for- but Fortnite NEEDS you!"
>actual fortnite players ITT
>>558718154KEEEEEK
Send the video damn it.
Is this canon?
Da wei is prostituting (you) for more yacht money now. Make sure to go install fartnite and buy the bundles, gweilo
>>558717307>sporkle being racist making people ass blasted againkek
>>558718361LMAOOOO
>>558718361>>558718362
>this thread
>>558718361MY FUCKING SIDES
>>558718303Should that surprise you? Even Jeffrey Epstein played it.
>>558718361fuck this got me cackling
>>558718361SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BLADIE
>>558718459Seethe, bitch
>(You)r favorite character could be sent to Fortnite for humiliation ritualI'm scared bwos...
>>558718361GO BLADIE GO
>>558717547why is our game getting this humiliation ritual?
>>558718361fvark...
>>558718361Xianzhou number one assassin btw
>>558718361
>>558718361Literallyme bros?
>>558718459Blade has been the comic relief in this general since 1.0 though
>>558718635We flopped, this is what we must go through
>>558718361KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>558718620It's okay, reddit is loving it so Fofo the leddit is next
>>558716487where are the twerking emotes?
>>558716487shut yo fugitive ass nigga
>>558718620My flop favorite is safe
>>558718361Wow I look so good in this video
>>558718620can't make fofo any worse
>>558718620No one will fucking export fofotranny to their game
>>558718712Fortnite doesn’t have those, sorry.
>>558704679Am I getting too old? I can't stand this spastic ADHD dancing around shit she does
>>558718883Most people agree with you.
Blade, you used to be me...
>/fng/ likes the new skins (okay mostly kafka but still)We won
I am still Blade
>>558718883Yeah. Only pedophiles and zoomers/gen A think it isn't obnoxious as fuck.
>>558718362Considering lore of how Fortnite collab skins work, yes.
the unreachable side has been reached
>>558718883You're fine, they made them with the tiktok leddit zoomers in mind
>>558718883It's Planet Zoomer
>>558717547THIS GAME IS SAVED
>>558718883>>558718951>>558719039Okay grandpa, time for bed.
Oh wow
>>558718731That is literally me....
Btw in fortnite lore, the skins are copies of the characters when they went to the fortnite island. The original ones return back to their home universe, but the copies are stuck forever. Blade literally has to fortnite dance and get number 1 victory royals for the rest of his eternal life.
I'm now Aventurine
The Kafka ones aren't funny at allBlade mogs her so hard
/fng/ loves kafka
My queen.
>>558718361This nigga is ZESTY
>>558716825>check fort general>all of them are shitting themselves to Kafka's tits like its the first time seeing a girl with jiggly titsare they aware other games exist besides fortnite where you could fap to the characters easily?
>>558719159>I must die in Fortnite forever now
>>558719159Sorta true. You need to get a victory royal to be returned home. Otherwise yes, trapped in a endless loop
>>558719286Women aren’t funny, but zesty niggas are hilarious.
>Fortnite loreThings I didn't know existed
So this is a spite-collab, right?
>>558719310Is this canon?
https://streamable.com/2it674
>>558719341The difference is it’s in Fortnite now. I could go play some eroge and look at the sex scenes anytime I want, but I would lose my mind if they added those to HSR.
>>55871904602/26/2026The day the BTA schizo won
>>558719341it was away for so long the devs just started adding it back to skins these last couple months
>>558719518... the loser competition
>>558719446I do this.
>>558719518Why are you referring to yourself in third person?
>>558718361DAMN BLADE IS SO ZESTY
>>558719341Anon they are literally Roblox players, Fortnite and Roblox are the only games they play
>>558719485Fuarkkkkk....
>>558719461Who is it spiting? It can’t be us because this is funny as hell and everyone is having a good time. And can’t be Mihoyo or Epic because they’re making money off it.
>>558719485Finally something cool...
I can't believe Blade managed to outZEST CAWDgenti
>>558719341Zoomer games are aimed at browns so they aren't allowed to have big tits, only big assesTheir reactions are interesting at least
>>558719485Kino
>>558719341cuties
let's just go play frotnite instead guys
Do Blade kneeling already
>>558719774Bro you’re playing a zoomer game
>>558719774I need my milkers NOW NOW NOW
>>558719485KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558719871You now what, forget about it
>>558719871I'm installing it right now, 2 hours left for me
>>558719485this isn't a humiliation ritual, its an uplifting ritual for my zesty nigga blade
>>558719704Holy reddit. It's funny for a minute or 2 at the cost of total sovl collapse. In a 'kek, they don't give a fuck about this game anymore' type of way
>>558719774Zoomers love big tits too thoughbeit
I wonder how Dan feels about this.
Literally me bros.... our technique....
>>558720049Anon I agree with you but they’ve been this way for a while, even the aha x destruction shipping trailer(which may somehow be lore relevant)
>he says, posting the reddit fox
>>558720078Dan doesnt give a shit about Blade
>>558719893Anon this is a game for millennials, the only reason you would even doubt this is because you haven't even see how it plays >>558720050see >>558714451You see that timeline change from 2004 to 2024?
>>558720164Idk why Kafka fits firing a sniper rifle
My anus needs cum
44 the 4chin
>>55872029344 the chinchin
https://x.com/i/status/2027177176613728346This is the funniest thing to have ever happened to this game.
>>558720190Burden of proof is on you.
>>558720049rare fofo trvkepost
So, what did we learn from last thread?>Mince is an unironic cuck who keeps derailing threads with his interracial/cuck/gay ERP garbage. For some reason he thinks he's above other terminally online subhumans>Theresia is an ancient fossil with a rotten womb suffering from extreme cock-withdrawal symptoms, and as a result has a panic attack every time she sees a straight couple>Zaunite is the most mentally ill dyke to ever set foot on this shithole. She has posted blacked, furry, and gay porn in a pathetic attempt to spite straight men. You can tell this 'lesbian' whore was gangraped several times a day during her childhood>Deko is a castrated, ambiguously gay simp who would sell his mom if it meant securing his place as Theresia's #1 footstool. A proud member of the yeast-worshipping cult
>this entire thread being asshurt about the collab: https://youtu.be/xv5UY_6hIjo
>>558720409>blade tarding outfucking kino
>no one cares about goofy Kafka dancesMen are so powerful.
>>558720529Kys manami
>>558720529who saked
>>558720545>asshurteveryone is laughing and clearly that's enough to lift our spiritsthank you fortnite bladie boo
Bwos... the zoomers are laughing at us... >>558720590
im thinking kafka is for peely
>>558720049>sovl collapse It’s a skin in a video game, it’s not a big deal. If it upsets you that much maybe you should write a strongly worded letter to Epic Games or Mihoyo. Seethe some more while the rest of us have fun looking at funny shit and moving on with our day.Oh, and you still never answered my question. Maybe you can put that in the letter too.
>>558720628its an improvement for his immortal life at this point
>>558720529We know, Juice. No need to remind us.
Unc mad
>>558720720he's right
https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=22070she's so beautiful
>>558720720>the zoomers are getting uppitylole
>>558720720I rolled Cyrene because of her story not for her body.
>>558720730True. I imagine he’s pretty miserable.
>>558718361KINOOOOOOOOHAHAHHAHAHA
>>558720720>goonersThis wasn't true until they decided to add constance black tier ass btw, people used to laugh at this game because how safe the designs were
>>558720529>For some reason he thinks he's above other terminally online subhumansI don't think this is true, it's not very fitting of a BBC cuck guy
have a sexo one
>>558720839Sure thing AGP Elysia selfinserter from /hig/
>The biggest highlight of 4.0 is Blade and Kafka in Fortnite
>>558720930Holy
Blade bros we fucking won
>>558720965we do in fact love our mom and dad here
>>558720930Kafka coat is bugged
>>558720529>thread starts talking about something>discordtroons immediately feel attention starved and strive to make it about them againembarrassing display tbhdesu
Yeah, I'm a fortnite guy now
>>558720839Many are saying this
We are all playing Fortnite btw
>>558718361Bro's on his way to do fucking nothing on our divegrass team
HSR isn't even a gooner game only metafags are left playing now
>>558721104This emote fits her sassinessIt's not as hilarious as Blade doing it
>>558720720Everyone laughs at zoomers for being mutted and illiterate.
>>558721104yasss queen
Why did they whore out our mommy...
>>558721153then we need to fix that mentality around here, sigga
>>558721104Would kafka really humiliate herself like this?
>>558721269Yeah it should’ve been Firefly
>playing Forknife>as a 25+ year old, grown ass adultYou're way too old to be playing multiplayer games with children, unc.I sincerely hope nobody /here/ is actually installing that game JUST for Kafka and/or Balde's skin.Don't be a creep, stay sway from children.
Look at her go!
>>558720529Love yourself, Manami
>>558721340Unc malding
we all love kafkacita here
>>558721381MOMMY STOP!!!!
>>558721340fortnite's not my kinda game, sorryI'll stick to the local brew
>>558721340That's age of the majorite of Fortnite players, fortnite is 10 years old game
>>558721340>erm kids play it so you shouldn’t!Kids drink water, should I stop drinking that?Kids use the internet, should I stop using it?Dumbass troon.
>We are seriously getting a SHART NITE collab before we get a collab with a good visual novelI hate every single person that likes this.
I am having fun
>>558721605Cry about it in the Onions;Gay thread on /a/, bitch.
>>558721624Stop that
>>558721687kekkkk sent that troon flying
>>558721624FUN is not allowed here, GET BACK TO THE MINES, SIGGA
>Computer has started making a constant high pitch coil-whine like sound
Fortnite makes more money than Genshin and HSR combined
Yuri general
>>558721605>Steins;Gay fag crying that his VN is forgotten againkek
it's over
>>558721789Good morning. Hope you felt good before bed~
>>558721961Kafka, no don't shoot that at me- AIEEEEEEE
>>558721961Kafka supports LGBT rights
>>558721961This one tickled my funny bone
>>558721904mornin'
>>558720726Needing to label everyone who disagrees with you as le seething angry bogeyman reflects lack of faith in your own stance. I'm not upset, I'm judging your taste>you still never answered my questionDifferent anon
>>558721687Nobody on /a/ gives a shit about Shartnite and rightfully so. Maybe this game will finally collab with something good someday when the people here and at Hoyo HQ get some taste for once.
>>558722010BLADIE GET DOWN SHE'S GONNA SHOOT HER GAY BEAM
>>558718361KINOOOOO
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140958027
Roblox collab announcement in anni stream
But what about Yunli
Do NOT open or ELSE
>>558721605If you keep crying the next collab will be Tsukihime instead
>>558722087That’s what I thought, miserable faggot. Go seethe in your corner like a good cuckie while the rest of us have a good laugh.
What would the fusion be called?
>>558722228Yunli is enjoying snackfoods on planarcadia (it's an impostor)
>>558722129I didn’t ask, troon. No one cares about Onions’s;Gape
>>558722270BladedalB
>>558722270Balde
>>558722270Sword
you know what this Fortnite collab means right?Kafka BLACKED porn
>>558722270Doublade
>>558722423
>>558722270Blabladie
is dot will be revelent i'm kinda hesting to use my garrented on dolphin to make dot work or save for Sexo wolf (and probably HH if the buff make revelent in dot/new SW team (i like both character)
Fortnite and Roblox are gen alpha games. Actual zoomer games are Minecraft and Valorant.
>>558722423Pretty sure that exists already
>>558721605Kino? No, you get slop made for 11 year olds instead. Also, no collab bonuses for (You) either, you just get to watch other people have fun. Enjoy gweilo
>>558722423kafka cucks won't recover from this.
>>558722526Fortnite is 9 years old sigga
>>558722575It doesn't belief me I check every day sometimes hourly but fortnight is very main stream so when they see Kafka chances are some animator or AI prompt wizard or hell even a cosplayer with a black bf will go ahead and make Kafka BLACKED porn
>>558722635Doesn't change the fact it has disproportionately large gen alpha playerbase
>>558722634KEK
>>558722526Minecraft is nearly two decades old by now
>>558722423Dont worry the americans have you covered already
Did you guys see the key art for the new collab yet?
>r34
>HSR gets a bootleg pokemon modewhen do we get a bootleg fire emblem mode?
