Previous: >>558689120>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Mambo!
>>558716202
Do I actually need mummy for the next cm?
might build a gunpla tonight. I saw they made some umamusume gunplas. has anyone built one? are they fun builds? looks like it's just Spechud and TEIO that I can see
Didn't expect her Unlimited Impact to go so hard
Digitan LOVE
ace on my face
EVERY single day I wonder if the schizo even plays the game, all he does is scream like a child, talk like a bot, and NEVER use anything game related.
you fuckers told me to get wit cards for this worthess shit and she still performed like dogshit !!!!
>>558716202>>558716284Forever Hag
This thread will be better
I just found out that Bourbon is so cute, bros....
>>558716321>is useful EXACTLY for 1 cm>somehow she gaslights everyone into thinking she's a requirement everywhere elseNo>>558716389Unlimited penis-to-womb impacts, so the semen she wants so bad it's finally in her veins
>>558716410DIGITAN LOVE
>>558642329Sure, just give us an ID and I’ll write it down for next month’s invite cycle
>>558716458>zero stamina cards>3 wit cards but rolled like you would with a single MLB FM
GOLSHI SEXOOOOOGOLSHI SEXOOOOOOOOOGOLSHI SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558716458Skill issueIssue of skill
I really like her casual fit.
post something cute
>>558716458>>558716507Kill Clankers
>>558716417
to our resident schizo
>>558716389she's a legend changer after all
>>558716458just look att this dogshit!>>558716591shut up dumb falco dont make me post your whore pics again
>>558716410Please tell me trainer's (Aka ME) peepee is in her coochie
>>558716635no one likes you, Rice
Theres nothing wrong with Black umas. There I've said it.
Good Eveni- fuck it's midnight already
>>558716632
>>558716675I like rice
>>558716458honestly? howd you even lowroll that badly. Are you running like 5* parents
>>558716632>>558716736You're late.
>>558716734What about black trainers?
>>558716736Br*tish detected, deploying the sea mines
>>558716632these things are fucking ugly
>>558716763every asian likes rice, you're not special
>>558716507if only the costume wasn't so ugly..
>>558716860>cuckshit
>>558716340i have teio but no it was not fun i stopped in the middle>>558716659my own parents are probably crapgive a good parent for her pls
Suzuka is one rude bitch
>>558716930true
>>558716654>the legends>oh and smart falcon is here too
>>558716860So this is that brown VF everyone in /uma/ is talking about, no wonder /uma/ hates him.
>>558716798
>>558716985Retard. She belongs there more than Sirius Symboli
I got spooked by vampire Rice. What do I do with her
>>558716632you first tranny
>>558716654>the legends>oh and the uma who got kwabbed in France too
>>558717074rape
>>558716960well darn. just wasn't fun to put together? bad tolerances? didn't look good?
>>558717074try dipping her in boiling oil
>>558717073Retard, your idol is TRASH, while Sirius is SEX for CHADS.
umamusumanko
>>558716458I also told you that's a high rolling deck, you're supposed to high roll desu wa
>>558716943>he's the one in the chair and not the one fucking the girlsWhat a way to self report
>>558717074Headpats, love and romantic sexo.Marry and reproduce.
>>558717154Rudolf is better
>>558717026
>>558716654shouldn't digitan be in there? Had plenty of jp wins and went on to win saudi races no?
>>558716960>calibarnShit taste
>>558717202the fuck? that's not a high rolling deck at all. that deck is consistent as fuck.
>>558716798Who is the one on the right? Looks like Festa but cute.
>>558717268She's starting to grow on me, however I'm also too lazy to go and find images to post, and I don't wanna repost already. Went up to page 10 on a booru the other day, couldn't find much that I liked.
>>558716632I'm falling for Sirius propaganda and that's dangerous because her kit is godawful but damn I love her more by the day
>>558717226>defending bestiality
>>558717154>SEX for CHADSAre you willing to put on the leash and obey her?
>>558717279Falco OUT Digitan IN
>>558717445The only Sirius propaganda here is targeted towards gays and women, how are you falling for it?
How come a honse hasn't won that fancy new dirt triple crown yet?
>>558717471I'm her dog on the streets, her master in the sheets
>>558717279behind the seat dead
>>558717445>her kit is godawful>also appeals to femdom fetishReally makes you think.
>>558717279>Idol Horseno>Triple Crownno>Pioneer of Japanese horses going overseasnoAnd the only race Digitan won outside of Japan was in Hong Kong
>>558717401That’s Festa’s Christmas alt that came out last year
>>558716458Replace 1 spd card with Riko (for guts and stamina) and get some power parents for inheret
>>558717385Somehow I missed the third speed card
>>558717124i dont remember its like this for almost 2 yearsdefinitely doesnt look nice>>558717317that was rhe colleat shit available when i was in japan. the good shit is souls out instantly>>558717202what does roll high mean reeee>>558716780does this help?
This thread should talk more about food
>>558716458honestly fuck finemo just borrow fuku
>>558717542Take a guess>>558717279Digitan owes me oshi sex
>>558717549It was just made last year. Natural Rise won two of them but got cucked from winning the last one by Narukami
The schedule for next month gets posted within 24 hours?
>>558717608guess i misremembered, my bad
>>558717401It is Nakayama.
>day starts with MTG giving no head x2do they ever get rid of agemasen? Might be worst mechanic in the entire game
>>558716860>>558717019Hmmm, the exact same two posts as last night also 90 seconds apart....Fuck off already you pest
>>558716654Thoughts on this legend changer?
boysex posters run this game
>>558716581the curse of the witch caused the man to having the no of hair
>>558717649>not even getting those black ecopla earlyKill yourself
Dom loss is only good if its directed at men or if the woman in question is a shitty brat like Sweepy
>>558717549It's only the third year it exists, give them some time
>>558717669Alright, guess who I'm a fan ofI love eating lots of carbs and semen
>borrow 1>no groundwork inspiration, glue>borrow 2>no groundwork inspiration, glue>borrow 3>bourbon didn't complete her chain, no ttl, glue>borrow 4>low roll stats, glue>borrow 5>no groundwork inspiration, gluesee you tomorrow umadachis.
>>558717776Based villain in the making
>>558717702basedthis was my second thoughtwhat makes fine even good? isnt she for pace chasers anyway?
Sirius is the fraudest of all frauds and only faggots who like being dominated both physically and financially like her
>>558717839Ugly ass hag
>>558717669Ramen is best eaten when spicy
>>558717839probably good at sexing
>>558718004>total loser>still feels the right to act dominant>people let herThe most woman of all umas
>>558718018the best ramen place ive been to is the spicy ramen place in akihabara with the swastika out front
>>558717649It's a nice way of saying you have shit luck and that you should try being luckier. My stats aren't much better, I'm usually hovering at 13k.
>>558717649if youre new to aiming for hihg rolling, you should be running 3 spd first until you get more comfortable with the highroll aspect of wit training. It's not as easy as the S posted umas make it look. They don't share the 20 failed runs
>>558718004I like being dominated but Sirius is the wrong kind of domination in my povShe makes you feel like shit while she does it
>>558715125If you can notice there are some actual non-spammed threads. Those are ridiculously slow compared next to the bait/switch spam ones. Its painfully obvious that the site never recovered from hackening.
>>558718004Assertive women make me feel weak in the knees, arms spaghetti
>>558717839Beautiful butt adult
>>558718018
>>558718018honestly, spicy food is just objectively the best way to eat. You add a shitton of spice so it tastes good but also later upsets your stomach so you shit everything out and don't get fat since you shat out the majority of calories rather than metabolizing them. no wonder mexicans arent fat
GLORY EYES HIRAITA ME WA SORASANAIWATASHI NO AI TO ANATA NO AI GA KASANARIATTTEEEEEEEEESEKAI O TERASUUUUUUUUSTAR NI NARU
>>558717617>>558717801What the fuck, she looks so different
>>558718225bro /v/ has been borderline unusable for a decade since gamergate
>>558717617Sex with boy umas
>>558718226>Rudolf>assertive
>>558718260curren showing off that succ gameslut
bwos i have a sore throatuma summer
Favorite uma story brehs?I like Tama-chan's, though I read her story before translation at uma reader and didn't bother reading it in-game yet
>>558718386>gamergateRent free
Ladies and Gentlemen. Your attention please.With MANT around the corner, it is time to remind the /v/ermin tranny tourists that STEAM charts are nowhere significative of the player base a game has, specially a mobile gacha like UmamusumeAnd as a side dish I bring you some banger OST that we will be getting on March 16https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdXOcRk0G1Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6QWLY47TvUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB6O9MihsVg
>>558718551mcafe natie
>>558718406Did becoming a hag mellow her out or something?
What did she mean by that?
I cannot resist Ardan
>>558718468Drink some waterGLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>558718321No dumbass hat.Her Ahoge is full on display.
>>558716410digitan is so erotic. honestly it drives me crazy
>>558718551i really liked King Halo's career. Was a unique insight in the expectations pinned on a child of a parent prodigy that comes up short. But unlike in for example asian american books on that topic, King Halo had a very dignified and persistent way of dealing with said expectations on her. Very endearing to me.
>>558718670Girlbossing ruined her.>>558718671Femcel.
>>558718670STOP POSTING THIS SLANDEROUS IMAGE MY EMPEROR WOULDN'T DO THAT
>>558718682Umas do this to my cock
>>558718259cute
>>558718834
>>558718652based
>>558718671I don't get romantic vibes from ardan. I think she's just very grateful to finally have someone that supports her running career.
>>558718803So a perfect match for me then
>>558718284
>>558717074She's generally better than OG rice for long races. Unique is a heal, innate is a heal, her one problem is that, just like Super Creek and tachyon, she doesn't want to be pace promoted or she loses her unique heal. So you want to run her together with a front-runner or another pace that is more likely to promote , or as a late surger and hope hope race is rear heavy.Her other gold skill is kind of neat. Usually, getting rushed is actually a win condition for rear pack, so taking a 3% chunk out of them for getting rushed actually makes it potentially a problem for them.She sits in kind of a weird place of stam tank + stam debuffer, but she has a more useful toolkit and gross rates than the original.
>>558718652>STEAM charts are nowhere significative of the player base a game hasholyfuckingCOPIUM LMAO
>>558718840*bites*
>>558718551Aston Machan. I usually only read up to episode 4 which is the end of the uma's introduction, it's rare that someone gets me to read until the last episode.
>>558718406Yeah, I saw that too xDRudolph is the Sans Undertale of Umamusume.I love that stupid horse and her stupid hag-jokes lmaoI don't see her being assertive, but she's very grounded and mature.
>>558718671>>558718967How did they manage to create the perfect uma?
no more umapyoiumaSEXumaFUCK
>xD
>>558718967>>558719063i like her hair a lot
>>558718897My emperor...she wouldn't do this...
>>558718671happy ending
>>558719019>black hands
>>558719137you could order 4 pizzas and 8 bottles
we hate kek lol and lmao and love xd here
>>558719217Yeah, mine
>>558718004Nothing but factual information, I see.On the other hand, we have Mommy Creek.She makes me goGIGAD R I L LSEEEEXOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558719137you could order 2 large and 4 bottles of pepsi
explain foreyer young nepobaby
>>558719252yeah but we love xD not this xd
What do we think of her career bros? I honestly think we were too harsh with Lala
>>558719137Not enough nutrients for your body to fully restore its energy after eating that much, you'll soak up all those calories for minimal return health wise
>>558718671Why is her face so long? It's not cute
wife groove
>>558719319>weWe don't waifu cheaters
>>558719137because you can just get a carryout large pizza for just 8 dollars and drink whatever soda you have at home?
>>558717987shes supposed to be good for anybody but shes inconsistent because of her shit priority
>>558719390>we were too harsh with Lalashe has her trainer to comfort her
>>558719328Owned by the Cyberagent CEO bwo...
Someone post something arousing that isn't Creek mummy faggotry or Ardan.
>>558719390she should show cunt
>>558719137because you're going to have a heart attack before 40 and will remember this post when you're having it
Better than my last record but still is pretty meh. I think my cards are actually limiting me which sucks but I still refuse to roll on cards.
>>558719437Cheaters?Tf are you on about?I'm serious, I barely follow Umamusume lore. I just play the funny horse game for Super Creek and Maruzensky.And my Daughter Ulala.And perhaps Air Groove.
>>558718671Is Ardan's trainer as dense as Falco's trainer?
>>558719328IRL Forever Young was bought, raised, and trained by cyberagent's (cygames' parent company) CEO, she's pretty much the face of the company at this point
>>558719441>Coal City Opinion discarded
I was asked to post more Ardan
>>558718928This post has a Schwarzschild Radius of 15 meters, be careful torena-tachi
>>558717608smart falcon was those things? really?
>>558719524
>>558719572>UA3 -> UA4How high does that shit go before it goes over to LG??
>>558719619She's just being nice...
>>558719572Post deck, wanna see you maxed out FY
Pacebros how is NSM looking for cm10?
>>558717987The gold pace skill is strong. Her real strength is the high friendship bonus. She isn't frequently on wit, but when she is you get A LOT of it. That's why she is a high roll card; if she is on wit frequently she can singlehandedly get you to 700+ as your only wit card. It does not happen frequently, but it hits hard when it does.
>>558717649>weird gunpla newcutie cant figure out bobo and its cooking him so hard hes slurring his wordsyou hate to see it...
>>558719619he literally calls ardan the most beautiful gem he's seen. you two clearly love each other, it's just you're still trainer and trainee so nothing has happened yet.
>>558719814It’s fine
>>558719608
>>558718928Are you the type of person who gets bad endings in dating sims on their first try?
>>558719814unless you have taiki sluttle you need all the cope you can get
>>558719619>>558719762This time properly.
>>558719657Were you anon...?
>>558719390I think Lala should've been bullied even more, for fun. Only half kidding but it is nice seeing Orfevre being a good parent and actually supporting her in her own autistic way. Also, Ai and Aitore are so perfectly built for each other they got both her mom and even Rudolf fully supporting them kek
>>558718004correct. I will now be sending her a majority portion of my monthly paycheck.
>>558718386/v/ was unusable even before the advent of generals which got quickly contained into their own board luckily
>>558719727I'm not even close to US1, you have to go past US to get to LG>>558719810Sure. I have my own Yanko but it's at 0* and I only have 2 rainbow crystals and I won't use them on her until I at least get 1 more card. Hopefully from free rolls.
>>558719619Falco's trainer wasn't dense, Falco just got zero game.
>>558719905wat>>558719697actually pretty nice, thank!>>558719768not much into golshi; HOWEVER: those tits in that swimsuit are great.
>>558719924>brown umaEw
>>558715708That's my plan. I think it would be an unstoppable deck.
>>558719939kind of
>>558719413>>558719561Alright, I guess I won't pig out after long workdays. Thanks.
>>558719390Sir this is global
>>558719939I asked for it telepathically
>>558720000nice quadsoh yeah that makes sense free pulls just started.
>>558719524just look at the new tosen jorden SSR. jesus christ those socks and shoes...
>>558720000>you have to go past US to get to LGI understand that, but how many numbers does each UA rank have going? I thought it just went UA to US like with A and S, not that it has a bunch of stages betweem.
>>558719619He misses a few flirt attempts but come the end of the career he understands what she's getting at
>>558719137Because you need no more than 1 lb of food per meal. And eating more just means you're gonna shit a fat greasy log tomorrow.
>>558716938no, you're ugly
>>558719924>still no Taiki Blixzard permsBwos...
>>558720000>LG22It's over for me.
>>5587201439, always 9.
>>558720072Post more Ardan, please.
>>558719390We don't play the game that has her in it. Why are you asking us?
>>558720072Oh well, you can have one free of charge>>558720117Maybe I did too without asking desu
>>558717226>anon is most likely not black>uhh why don't you just self-insert as him???Actual fucking retard, do you self-insert as horse/dog in bestiality too?
>>558720254>NINE fucking stagesJesus Christ. And they upped that to what, 24 stages or something each for LG?
>>558720269>>558720303
the BC should just use the uma race theme as their new music just for the meme of the crowd yelling USA
>great inspo>shitty rainbowsevery god damn time. Have so much accel+mile S+left though that might be better than my 3 15k taikis...
>>558720502The USA chant should play every time Taiki is racing
>>558720512Wouldn't
>>558720475
>>558720641
Idiot idiot idiot
>>558720536it's sluttle you can't lose anyway
STOP POSTING JP CONTENT THIS IS THE GLOVAL SERVER GENERAL YOU DO NOT BELOK G HERE GET THE FUCKCI OUT YOU HABD UOU OWN HENERSAL FUCK YOU IM GOING TO KLL YOU AND ALL BOTTEEA ONE DAY AHAHYSHH
wat is the USA scenario even like? i heard it's fucking unity + mant again
>>558720403yes
>>558720667Cuuuuuuuuutee
>>558720000How do I do this on auto?
>>558719657I'm glad you are fulfilling my request
>>558720708Ulala would say this
>>558719897I had a few good runs with her that somehow didn't win against rikos team so no nsm, but the cracked midgame from additional speed skills feels surprisingly good in rooms. I'm still chasing a great run, so I have to see if she can constantly proc nsm off dying fronts
>>558720723niguma safari with taiki sluttle and fenomo
>>558720723no its a jp gaslight, someone posted goldship dooing 6 races
Stop forcing Ardan, shills. no one is going to roll for her
>>558719949It's pretty much a given at this point that Uma's date their Trainer. Ai's valentine event already confirms that even mob umas are for their trainers. Even the past gen umas endorse it.
>>558716734They are cute, what I don't like is when shit like this>>558716860 starts to show up since you're kind of bound to see it whether you like it or not
>>558720413I'll be honest I don't know. Stats work differently than end rank, and it's hard to gauge when you get +240 in a turn and skip a bunch of shit even for stats.
>>558720708uh oh jp melty
>marked
eternally flowing... form is emptiness, emptiness is form
i'm pulling for OUR CHINESE HERO Ardan (forma de stallion) instead
umamusume raping me to death
>>558720873
>>558720708There's only one way to solve this conundrum. You must become a janitor yourself.
>>558721018
>>558720740Ok...
>>558720947You will never be japanese
>>558720936
>>558717114isn't normal for jp umas to job to the french
>>558720918Fair enough. Meaningless "power-creep-safety-net" in the end anyway, so whatever.>>558720883Truly, the franchise for horse enjoyer.
>>558721054
>>558719696>Falco>Idol Horseyes>Triple Crownno>Pioneer of Japanese horses going overseasno
>>558720708Ulala would want us all to get along
>>558720947Yamato Nakadashi will say this but their wombs are never empty, only eternally flowing with cum
digitally raping umamusumes
>>558721129
>>558721205
>>558719696Anon Falco is THE idol horse for dirt, even irl
>>558721054>>558720873>>558720641>>558720475Sex with Mejiro Ardan's chest pillows
>>558716202>loguin bonusu>daili reisu>moonlaito sho>special weekuI usually tolerated this, but this made me cringe for some reasonprobably because this shit hit me with a combo back to backarknights or some other game doesnt go this crazy with white devil loanwords or whatever like this
if that JOBBER stay FRAUD got a legend changer for his hk win then DigitGOAT deserves one too
>>558721347
My friend got so disappointed that Ardan x Chiyono didn't happen in her career and character story. He said they clearly like each other in the Cinderella Grey anime, is this true? I didn't watch it so I wouldn't know.
>>558721310
>>558720723you have teammates like unityno career story like MANTYou only race in 6 racesand some other mechanics but I don't know about those
>>558717608So theoretically, despite being a shitter horse, Marche Lorraine should be a Legend Changer because she won the first G1 as a Japanese trained horse in American soil?
>>558721310https://exhentai.org/g/3808017/090893c176/
>>558717608that's more than what kwaboli sirius won overseas lmfaooooooooo
>>558721379>>558721446
>>558721380That's just a side effect of horse racing culture in Japan borrowing a shit ton of English words for the names of races and horses, etc.
>>558721532
>>558720947WE'RE GOING BACK TO AMERICA GRASS
>>558721580idk manspecial weeku is the only horse name here
>>558721496
>Ardan put her head on my shoulder and fell asleep at the beach>Ardan said she wants to spend new years with me>Ardan said I'm like a star's breath letting her shine>Ardan said her favorite art sculpture was made by an artist who dedicated it to her lover>Ardan put my head on her lap while I was sleeping>Ardan said she wants to form an eternity just between us twoWhat exactly did she mean by all of this?
SPESHYARU WEEEEKU
Ardan owes me sex
>>558721626
>>558721703she wants you to walk her home gently
Now that the dust has settled, how do you rank Mejiro Ardan as an Umawaifu?
>>558721721
>>558721435Stego was the first Japanese-bred, Japanese trained horse to win a foreign GI race, that's why she got to sing legend changer>>558721509It wouldn't surprise me
>>558721676
>>558718652trvthke
Why am I being gaslit into thinking Ardan is bigger than Doto today??
>>558721447both barely appear in CG outside the episode where Chiyo wins de derby and your bro thinks they like each other... Ardan x Chiyo has always been a cope ship anyway as both umas are super trainersexual, but that's all uma x uma after all
>>558721798pornstar / 10
enough with Ardanpost the best Mejiro desuwa
>>558721509Dirt G1*
>>558721703>>558721775The average torena-san would fail this witcheck
>>558721532HUGE
>>558721809tapping out
>>558721896That's not Ramonu
>>558721703How am I supposed to know?
>>558721852
>>558721943I can do this all day
>>558722039
>>558721896I WILL scrape together enough 'rats to get her swimsuit alt. I WILL!
>>558722030
>>558721660Ninja Mommy..>>558721927Falco's trainer would see this and think she only wanted 3 laps instead of 5
>off model "fan"art(you) don't love her at all and you're just a retarded porn addict that will move onto the next FOTM uma.
>>558721703She is probably just being nice to you
>>558722176Bed time?
falconahole
This is literally the best golshi career I've ever run >No spurt ever from hints>No pink sparks even though both inspiration events were goldI'm tired boss...
>>558722223
>>558722268Yes but walking dog first
Hope you all didn't fall for the power > wit gaslight for CM10
>>558721509Yes, it also caused quite an upset and made the burger betters seethe really hard kek. Loves Only You also should definitely be getting one not only for being the first Japanese horse to win the Breeder's Cup on turf but she's also still the only Japanese horse to have won a turf G1 in three different countries (Japan, USA, Hong Kong)
I love my STUPID bimbo wife
>>558721703She's just being nice. Don't want to misunderstand anything
>>558721896Okay
>>558722378
>>558722405For that discord is better desu
>>558722548Whore
Which uma is for a trainer that is too terrified to death about losing their license that any romantic/sexual advances from their trainee would be instantly turned down?
>>558721703All this dense-posting made me remember Kämpfer.
>>558721896
>>558722587
Why am I hard?
>>558721965 >>558722264 >>558722552 >>558722680No one born this millenium knows who these characters are. I watched all these shows and I barely remember who those people are...
>>558722787
>>558722886Brojob
>>558722956
>>558721896ryan?
>>558722887
>>558723170Art teacher outfit...
>Hishiama shoesi came
>>558723126
>>558722810MICROSOFT POWERPOINT
>>558722887This is an Ojisaan general anon
>>558721859why her tits so giant
HYPE
>>558722887That's because you're senile. Now watch this.>>558721965Emiya Shirou>>558722264Ichika from Infinite Stratos (Charlotte best girl btw)>>558722552Kamijou Touma (man of equal rights)>>558722680Senou Natsuru (most dense retard in the history of anime) (Shizuru best girl btw)
>>558723287
>>558723394Air Groove genes.
>>558723394True, a boyuma should be flat as a plank so I can play race cars over her chest while going "vrrrrooom vroooom"
>>558722757Palmer's is a vortex
>>558723426enjoy anon, ill be going tomorrow
*seduces you*
>>558723283>brownShe needs to be white
>>558723394She's B90. She's big.
>>558723454Why do they have these scenes where they forget to turn the lights on? What purpose does the darkness serve?
>>558723467truly, a most terrible gene pool>>558723483based racist
>>558723527she needs to be blacker actually
>>558721896a Mejiro, you say?
>>558723394Why not?
>>558723453
>>558723519*proposes to you*
>>558723656
>>558723519
>>558723426what kind of crazy theater has a sideways screen...
>>558723857Australia
1-3 Gentildonna4-6 Ofervre 6-9 Curren Chan0 Stay Gold again
>>558723426Remember to clap after the movie is over like all burgers
>>558723828
>>558723645>wanting her ugly
>>558723527
>>558723927
>>558723447Thank you my fellow ojiisan
>>558724009
>>558723283>>558723645why didnt they make the mob niggers look like this
>>558723937I haven't trained her in so long because she was my best sprint Uma for so long.
>>558724104
>>558724090>Umagartha
>>558724090How sweepydev sees himself
>>558724185
>>558723562to add dramatism, "form is emptiness, emptiness is form" is a Buddhist sutra samurai followed, which Grass eventually becomes in her next alt
>>558724269Cygames hired Sweet Baby Inc. for diversity consulting.
>stop using Riko onxe>Run raped by 7 mood downs
>>558724269BECAUSE THEY ARE MOB CHARACTERSTHEY ARE NOT MEANT TO GET ATTENTIONTHEY ARE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS THAT YOU SHIT ON AND NOT THINK TWICE ABOUTTHEY ARE LITERALLY THE SAME EXACT MODEL WITH SLIGHT EDITS TO EACH OF THEMHOLY FUCK
>>558724349
>>558724269nigger mobs look exactly like every other mob uma, are you calling all of them ugly? even confusion?
>>558724371She's dress like a slut
>>558724498>stop using training wheels>fall 7 times in one ride
>>558722887but railgun is still pretty new
>>558724498Bringing a pal card wards off bad luck
>>558724505Why are the background characters triggering my racist tendancies though?
https://x.com/i/status/2027087522153816242
>>558724090I thought it was Universe at first
>>558724603because you're a dumb piece of shit who can't ignore shit you don't like
this is so peakhttps://x.com/DJ_SWEEPY/status/2027087522153816242
SWEEPGOD
>>558724662uh oh nignog melty
>>558724175
Oh, Oguri's mom!
>>558722587shit, falling for the bro propaganda
>>558724712>>558724638buy an ad
>>558724538gn
>>558724901Good night bro
>>558724638>>558724712Sweepy would do this
Shan’t click on a Xitter link
>>558725052After the Bakushin incident 2 weeks ago I ain't clickin' shit
>>casually showing off her bra strapslut behavior
>>558725067What is her appeal?
>>558725229I have an adult woman fetish
Uma police japs are real FUCKING quiet about the niggerfication of horse girls and AI-generated horse porn lmaoFucking weak male feminist worshipping simps like should be physically removed from this AMERIKKKAN vassal state
What would you do if this happened to you, but FOR REAL?
>>558725067cute
>>558725285sex with stego on the spot
>>558725052>Posting links without context instead of a twitter screenshot and wasting image slots Its a good thing
>>558725142Dont remind us
>>558725406I would rather they just not post at all
>>558725229Hag
>>558725486>>558725067best uma artist
>>558724185Curren would do this>>558724901Good night
>>558725573the BASED opinion
>>558725482Truth nuke
>>558724185Curren is cute!
>>558725285Commit arson
>>558725067ramonu wouldn't do this
>>558725482Did the japanese niggas who casually post anime/manga screencaps with no regard to copyright starting shitting themselves over that yet?
>>558725142>gathered more shocked responses than umanko (irl)I'm fated to always remember that slop
Should be safe for this week.Last week was what, 605k?Surely wouldn't go up by more than 10k in a week until MANT throws a wrench in the works.
>>558725229autistic hag
>>558725229sex
I must not respond to bait. Bait is the thread-killer. Bait is the little-off topic post that brings total derailment. I will face their bait. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see their (You)s. Where the bait has gone there will be nothing. Only good posts will remain
>>558725285
>>558725482>can't separate reality from fictionbad, but then again what does one expect from twitterniggers
>black tik tok memes
>>558716632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s96zmiuA8dc
>>558725843How the fuck is your retention line 600k? I could varely get promoted here in class 5 because the rest got 700k points.
>>558726045This is exactly what Chris-Chan thinks lmao
>>558725772>SlopIt wasn't slop though, that's the issue. It was so high quality it mindbroke every employee in the pit crew across the whole Uma fandom. It broke containment. The artist quit making other art because it was all he was known for. He accidentally pulled back the veil and let us briefly glimpse the pits of god herself and this is our punishment, to never forget, the image seared into your DNA.
>>558725926Sexo
>>558725932I was thinking of making a soundpost out of that video but you beat me to it
>>558726056How do you know that is where it is from??
>>558726203Carrot cake
>>558726056>See uma news>"Hmmm I wonder how BlackTok has responded to this"Unironically though how do black people feel about horse racing? Do they even care? I feel like it's way too "rich southern ranch owner" coded for them to be comfortable with it...
soon, this thread will now real racism
>>558726250cuuuuuuuuuute
>>558726132Oh, I was thinking of something else
>>558726250
>>558725772>>558726132Are you guys talking about the BakushinArmpitLick.gif or the cursed Teio-fan looking art of Baku?
>>558726395>will nowalways the indians with the faux white supremacy
>>558726431The second one.... it still haunts my nightmares...
>>558726308My parents love it and I do too
>>558726431>>558726427>There was new bakushin artSumimasorry I was not aware. Someone please do the needful and repost it for me so I can feel included.
>>558726457it was just a minor spelling mistake bro
>>558726582For your own sake, don't
>>558726250>ardan is trying to umapyoi with her trainer in the gym again
!clublistHi clublist anon, we're changing our name to Rebricked this time around. And with the month ending and a new scenario coming, there'll be more name changes in the near future.
>>558726726ganbere rebricked, this month is your month
>>558726583
sex with mejiros (not ryan)
>>558726582>>558726427>Someone please do the needful and repost it for me so I can feel included.>>556650561 I'm quite fond of Hakurei Reimu so I did enjoy the Bakushin gif
>>558726726Oop, I forgot to mention we are club Le Fishe, but I'll just assume that you already know
>>558726752what is this phenotype called
>>558726132>single-handedly turns Bakushin into a sex symbol>makes an image so iconic everyone who isn't into pits still thinks its hotinspirational, shame it made him anxious. how did he do it?no seriously what program did he use? was it a model rip of her and chiyo or what?
>>558726843more for me
>>558726735Smash, Smash, Smash, Smash
>>558726726>le fishe didnt even last a month
>>558726726what the fuck, rebricked actually won instead of buttered?
>>558726898sex
>>558726898安産型
>NPC Vodka procs NSM and steals the derby by a noseNPC Vodka HATE! Why does she get that so early on?? That's unfair!
>>558726898Taimanin
>>558726735Old women pretending to be young gives me a stiffy
>>558727093she's the DAHBY mare
how many club points do i need for the anniversary? i'm sitting on 3k and i want to buy the last suzuka card but i don't wanna get caught offguard
>>558727065I love big tits but I don't think I would change Taishin
>>558727075Find the Pomeranian horsies
>>558727075>Daiwa and VodkaNIGGA THAT'S NUTS
>Off-model trash
>>558727357go back to your schizo board
>>558726726/uma/danchou poach LADYBOY@VF
>>558727304about 4000 to buy out all the shards/skill books etc
>>558727075Stego cuteThat orfevre needs to be put down.
>>558726308Never cared much about horse racing beyond seeing how much media referenced people gambling on it.I do like Uma Musume though
>>558727419what
marvey... easy on the sundaes...
>>558726726butter was better
So when would it be deemed acceptable for a trainer and trainee to start dating? After they graduate from tracen and enter the dream series? After they completly retire from racing?
>>558727725Double the fudge
>>558727756>So when would it be deemed acceptable for a trainer and trainee to start dating?day 1
>>558727075Digitan crab made me laugh out loud some of these fit too well
>>558726308Tbh kind of weird how literally all new american horsegirls are black, no blondes or native americans... It's obvious that they're pandering here, if it was more realistic there should be at least one white and one native american. Maybe latina idk.
>>558726726>>558726893brother it's a hashtag used to index and find posts not an exclamation point, that's used for bot commands. you risk your updates never being read if you keep messing this upthat said noted. cool name. i'll use that trackblazer parody as your banner so it's not still "Le Fishe" unless you say no but feel free to update it anytime if you so choose
>>558727756winnning the derby
>>558726250Anyone got more unamused Chiyono pics?
Is focus enough to stop the giga ultra late start that causes my fronts to be 9th
>>558727075I love the digitan crab so much
>>558728093
>niggersAre we finally moving away from Ozempic chic too? Can I finally get a real bbw uma please and thanks Cygays.
>>558727756>After they graduate from tracenThis. By then they're already adults AND no longer chained by having to uphold the reputation of Tracen Academy. Your license won't be in danger anymore.
>>558728093Nyo. But it will help a lot
>>558728093see >>558722810
>>558727010I'm more sad that our banner didn't last a month, but hey that just means we can make a differnet one.>>558727042Yeppers, picrel was the final vote>>558727961Clublist anon my bad, I keep forgetting it. Next time for sure it'll be a hash, lucky that you're in the thread right now huh. And we're cool with making that the new banner, thanks for resizing it.
Digitan, I understand so fucking much....
>>558727756When Tazuna looks away
Stego....
>every test lobby is Falco or Digitan rapeGreat CM
>>558728480
>>558727756Once the trainee can't hold herself anymore and rapes him
>>558728601
>>558728403Brian would never do this
How much stats do I get as bonus for career mode? Does it affect all stat, or just speed?
>STARTO!>2nd>whoa going too fast, gotta pace down to 8th>starts accelerating again>2nd>whoa going too fast, gotta pace down to 9thI lost half of my braincells during this Mainichi Okan and I would have lost the race if Ardan hadn't popped every skill known to umankind on the last spurt.
>>558727075That fuku is literally me
>>558728768
>>558728950
Just got back from Umabile Suit Gundam: BOANE's Island, I can't believe it's canonically confirmed that all uma musume have newhalf powers now...
>>558727075topDAWG!
>>558725482Heres another splash of cold water incel chuds, they will never cater to pedophilia again either, you will never get to uoohh at another implied childlike brat uma such as mayo top cun
>>558728072
Wishin' I was fishin' with Seiun Sky
>>558727756I’d tell you after graduation but Creek just came to mind and how everyone seems to see her and her trainer as a newlywed couple. They don't seem to care that they flirt in public, and in fact, some of Creek's fans even support them, so I don't know
>>558729378Did you take that photo...
>>558729310
>>558729475
>>558729423I mean, Creek among a few others are completely and totally hag coded.
https://x.com/Uma_pong/>status/2025875460819980419People who came for the Uma Musume collaboration are being targeted—three members of the Kenshōkai have shown up at Minami-Urawa Station. >I’m honestly impressed by how sensitive this religious group is to events like this. Be careful not to get caught, okay?
>>558729607nice link retardo
Im tired /uma/. Theres nothing to do.How many more days until Trackblazer...
Can they still cancel the black umas? Or are we at the point of no return?
> Take 4 wit cards> Get fast learner> Supports refuse to land on wit trainingEvery time
>>558729476No I got it from another anon on here
Why can't you just accept black umas, they aren't black peepo.
>>558729886what club?
>>558727953>all new american horsegirls are blackare you shitposting or actually falling for shitposter's bait?you know anyone can just find gameplay videos right?
>>558728780Whatre you talking about? Bancho wants nothing more than to devour strong opponents
>>558729932Not Mambo. Alert status: green.
>>558729962https://mobumamusume.net/usalist/
my face on bancho crotch
my face on ace chest
>>558730046Stop overreacting, its only a few, its not like they're forcing diversity into the middle ages type shit.
My nose on bancho socks
It's her birthday
>>558719137>DominosEww. I'm so glad there are so many good italian and pizzerias around me. There's a really good one in my local neighborhood that just fucking rapes. Though honestly all of them really rape compared to all the big chain trash.
>>558730183All I did was give information I didn't give my opinion on the matter you gotta fucking chill
>>558730215>>558730241>that just fucking rapes>all of them really rapethat wording is oddly amusing to me, not quite sure why, probably cuz it's a bit unusual.
>>558728950>>558729103stop posting these
>>558729962>masked mob umasI'm scared, they look like they'd abduct innocent trainers
if you we're born as an uma, are you always sent to the races. Are there non-racing jobs for umas.Is there an uma pope. If yes, do they wear the hat like mambo or rice. Or do they wear it normally but with their ears popping out.What happens to umas who win 10 g1 races but can't sing or dance
>>558730261The only acceptable racist is the umas you meet along the way.
>>558728950>>558729103continue posting these
>>558730215What does that have to do with the official topic of this thread, which is Our Important Struggle Against Scary Hues?
>>558730241>pizzerias that rapesheh
Sex with Ai-chan
>Aston Machan>B86 W55 H80>March Lorraine>B90 W59 H89Why would Cygames do this?
my niguma on plantation
>>558730380>literally already stoppedMOU!>>558730426MAKE UP YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIINDS!>>558730464Sex with girls that artist draws.
>>558726752>>558727065Japs can't goon to these because there's no watermarks or anti-AI filters
>>558730409>if you we're born as an uma, are you always sent to the races. Are there non-racing jobs for umas.Nigger, watch CG. One of the first scnes says there are many career paths for umas, and the first storyarc takes place at a different school in Kasamatsu.
>>558730396>Go to the Breeder's Cup>Masked umas appearReally makes me think
>>558730241Anon....you've gotta stop using rape as an adjective to describe food places
>>558730046>only 22 out the 85 new mobs are niggumasHmmm I'm nyoooooticing
>>558730438You can beat HOOOUUUEEEE if you gamble hard enough with end closer uraraAll you need is to hit spurt with pulse
How much is known about the code of the game? I want to know if there's something that happens when your stats starting going up too quickly too early in the run. It really seems like every time that happens I start getting hit with sleep deprived and mood down events, but maybe I'm just crazy
>>558730557prostitute career
>>558730481I can see the B90s hoho
Soo who's going to AniClover on Saturday.hmmmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ9lmbwKWtQ
>>558730729>CloverIs this a 4chan event???
>>558730557im not allowed to watch anime, mom said its a gateway to getting groomed by pedofiles
>>558730772nyes... our clubs celebrating TrackBlazer release
>>558730721>>558730782STOP LOOKING AT MY POST YOU FAT CUNT
>>558730241>Pizzeria that rapesAnon goes to Comet Pizza?
>>558730641gooks leaked the game code years ago and every event is server sided, so you can't see their outcome in any way
>>558730586Isn't that too much of an overrepresentation? They're only 13% of the population
>>558730576Why do you reject Toresen Gakuen culture?
I want nothing more than to be my oshi's prey
>>558730868>File was lost in catbox limboNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558730241>everything rapesThis isn't Tracen Academy. The rest of the world doesn't have as much rape.
>>558730481How does this generation of mares keep getting more powerful…
>>558731028so you basically want to be raped by her
>>558730976But 99.9% of them are superior athletes.
>>558730976Mainstream American culture is mostly black culture anyways
>>558731070I'd let Windows Vista rape meI'd let Gentle Wife rape me>>558731028I'd let my punny wife Luna rape meI'd let my buddy Brian rape me
>>5587296752 more weeks
O shit I fell asleep
>>558731076holy shit what a strong gen
>>558730868
You guys ever wonder what goes on in /vmg/?
>>558731280What kind of porn is she looking at on her tablet?
>>558731267you're watching it sideways bro get up or else you'll fall asleep again
>>558731280YOU STUPID FAT BITCH STOOOOOOOOOOOP
How long until we can train Red Desire and NTR Buena Vista?
>>558730976Yeah and chestnuts are 35% which is too many
>>558731076The generation of SEX…
>tfw jobbed to RikoI should have left Falco as my dirt ace
>>558731280ARDAN IS SO CUTE AND SEXYI can literally just look at her face and cum hands free
Stop seething at Americans.
>>558731327128 days thread
>>558729487
her name is chanher name is crossher name is capher name is opera
>>558716202>ai losing to urara was actually real
just started to wonderare retards mad at nigger umas for existing? considering there have been browns since the beginning, or are they mad they added them for the american scenario? showing that there's more than white people answer is most likely both
>>558731641Yeah we should seethe at ch*stnuts
Even I know this has to be marriage
>>558731724>Gold SchatzTell me more about this German sounding hons>IMPORTANTDoubtful
>>558731303It’s not fair that Bono isn’t real
>>558731076if it weren't for the puppet, Lorraine would look like someone that bullies her trainer
>>558730409>Are there non-racing jobs for umas.Yes. Most umas don't race and just do normie things.>Is there an uma popeUnclear but unlikely for the same reason that we don't have female popes>What happens to umas who win 10 g1 races but can't sing or dancewinning live humiliation ritual
>>558731341Uma x trainer vanilla hand-holding sex
>>558731942matsurida gogh kid
>1 for Umamusume Pretty Derby: Beginning of a New Era, pleaseI want to go see it tomorrow after work but I didn't watch Road to the Top yet and it's kind of late to watch it tonight. How important is it to watch Road to the Top first?
>>558731824Her story is probably one of the most romantic ones. That painting she takes toreena too immediately sets the mood.
>>558731341She's scrolling through all the pictures she took of you while you were asleep
>>558730721>>558730868>>558731049I fucking told your ass, now I'm going to obliterate Shiraoki-sama from existence PERMANENTLY. Tell Fuku-chan you're sorry.
How can anyone watch Ningen sports when Umas are stronger and faster in every way?
>>558731724>nishino urara>look inside>spechud
>>558732078both NTR and Opera show up for a total of 3 minutes if not less and really don't do anything, so not important RTTT is like Star Blossom, you watch/read it to see everything the franchise has to offer, not because they're good
>>558732062>Siblings: French MoodWhere did the "Schatz" come from, if not the parents?
>>558732202some sickos even like to watch ningen female sports which are even weaker and slower
>>558732037Fitting.
>>558732229does spechud have the strongest lines out of the golden generino?
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Wait, how are (you) and Buena Vista childhood friends if you've already been through college and gotten a national trainer license by the time she's entering tracen. That's like a 8 year age gap athe minimum.
>>558732420Or maybe you're just talented and young and are like 22 and she's like 18 who the fuck knowswho the fuck cares
>>558732179>He thinks nuking motherfucker is a threat to meLol. Lmao. Rofl. Pokemon XD if you're so inclined.>>558732420Horses age faster, so do Uma, shut up and stop worrying about.STOP LOOKING AT MY CUTE CF YOU FREAK!
>>558732260We need a Season 4 anime
>>558732420stop nooticing toreina
I'm back from Pokke's movie and it was unbelievably kino.It's probably one of my favorite movies of the decade.
>>558732383yeah because Sexsario is the most OP mare since Wind in her Hair
