Previous: >>558703047>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>4.0 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20260206version-nwlbwa/index.html>Version 4.0 Trailer: "No Aha at Full Moon"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hH0hILcWPshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMT6GmhDiBk>Yao Guang Character Trailer: "All the Best"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQ0TXUnESQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke8-S0MnoV0>Improv Tour Trailer: "Binge It All! The Truth After the Battle of Irontomb!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsrABLcQQvchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOj68wLqj7A>Myriad Celestia Trailer: "Anti-Destruction Alliance"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwnE5o7_gzAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2YD35PJOmU>Improv Tour Trailer: "Beyond Weal and Woe"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmzwoua4dUkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxHKZaEURk>Current Character Banners: Yao Guang, Evernight, Black Swan + Pela, Hanya, Qingque - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43738489>New Drip Marketing:>Ashveil (5* Lightning Hunt) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43666646>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/giftKBJ8VZ6Y27QXXAK9QJ454SG7MH5KCBGF3AAT45QSTARRAILGIFT>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
>>558724587MY FVARKING HERO
Hurry with the beta. I want to know EMC's kit.
>>558724587
>>558724587https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140958027
he's literally me
Yuri general
>>558724587YASSSSS BLADIESLAAAAAYYY
Fortnite zoomers and anal worm general
Dawei... please, stop... I've learnt my lesson....
Yeah it's over
>>558724874nicolesis...your game is literally zoomer coded...
Total Madam Herta love
>>558724985
>>558724587My timeline exploded with these already
>>558724857WHY are zoomers like this?
>>558724587>>558724802>>558724814>>558724857>>558724868KEKAROOOOOOOOO
remember to hug cassie today
>>558724587>Honkai_Nexus_Anima.webm
>>558724914These probably sell better than any of the main push banner in HSR considering how much money Fortnite makes on average
What are people's expectations for the 4.2 Beta?Is Welt finally gonna redeem himself?
WTF BLADE AND KAFKA FROM FORTNITE ARE IN THIS GAME?!
>>558724903You don't rike it?
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>558724802sexo
>>558724914Are we getting a single cent of that?
>>558725197>we
>kafka fortnite skin sold more than 4.0HSR is the raped
>>558725141Hopefully gets turned into a proper hyper nihility support. I have him e6. Just make him spread Giga debuffs everywhere. Slow enemies so much they skip a whole cycle type shit.
>>558724914I don't understand what I'm looking at.
>beta on mondaywhat are your expectations
>>558725302clearly people did NOT want the chink general
...
>https://x.com/FNBRunderground/status/2027178001931141126
Sparxie with her shitty dance has nothing on Kafka and Blade.
Peach
>>558725141I'm gonna be going in with low expectations, considering hes a standard
>>558725302MORE KAFKA CONTENT IN THE GAMEWOOOOOO
>>558725338I expect beta on monday
>>558725348blade don't sit in the cuck chair...
>>558725338ashveil nerfs
>>558725338It’s the biggest beta ever next to 3.4
Can someone post blade doing doom dances?
Mywife love!
>>558724587oh yeah, that collab is going on. May peter griffin and miku be merciful........
MY FUARKING HERO
>>558725338Somehow remembrance isn't powercrept
>>558725374I need Kafka dabbing.
real talk if you think about it we are like 2 weeks out from Kafka BBC porn thanks to this collab
>>558725338I want evie to give me a a blowjob for putting up with yaoguang's bullshit
>>558725574WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
Dot is so back
>>558725612Yeah you said this last thread too man thx for bringing it up again
>>558725141>>558725338>expectationsFirefly novaflare that makes her not rely on constance black tier ass>RealityThey will make her rely even more on constance black tier ass
>>558725141Himeko looks directly into the camera and says that Japan must atone for it's warcrimes and acknowledge the superiority of the People's Republic of China
>Buy Blade and Kafka>Look at the shop and see dance emotes>Now I'm $50 downWho the fuck said gacha is more predatory?
>>558725612some are saying this
>>558725683No that was about Kakfa BLACKED porn bwo, there is a difference you think BLACKED is the same as DOGFART? holy newfag
>>558725574How would Firefly feel about this?
>>558725838>how can I make this be about firefly Shameless
>>558724852
I can't pinpoint what makes Blade so funny when he does anything
>>558724587Sup /hsrg/ tell me more about the purple hair shawty with the fat ass
>>558725838I'm more interested in Big Yuan's reaction
>>558725767bro blade is "free", just have to purchase the bp on star rail
>>558725986>3am on romaniaback to schleep u go
this is literally a fucking humiliations ritual, I cant believe I used to play this shit ass game
DRIP IN 2 HOURS please...
I'm thinking Kafka is for me.
All these black posts is zaunite btw
Will you be okay with Elation not being stronger than Remxodia if every boss from now on says “Use elation dmg or lose 3 cycles”
>>558725838Too busy dying in her pod.
Why do americans worship niggers?
>>558726010
>>558726079I look like this
>>558726069I think it’s next week bwi
>>558726043it's also nearly 4 in your country and you're here
>>558726010That's our mom, Jamal.Don't take her from Mr Blade.
>>558725421Anywhere but in the game
>>558726146>beta before dripwhat the helly has this happened before?
>>558725338Ashveil is murdered in cold bloodThe novaflare news were fake, some characters do get novaflares but it's none of the leaked onesNew global passive on Evanescence that gives you 50 extra AV on the first cycle of all endgames, Evanescence's actual kit is underwhelming
>>558726106No one worships blacks in this country retard
>>558725338>weltpossibly a 5* version of asta, steals the enemies speed or something>huohuothey will probably just give her the same healing gimmick as hyacine to make her teams tankier, also maybe slightly more sp efficient>fireflyconsidering they added a voiceline to her unique CW ult recently, she is probably getting that added to her kit. i also expect they might make her E2 part of her base kit, and give her a new E2 instead to lessen the gap between the two>i dont remember who the 4th novaflare is>Silverwolf SPcrazy animations, broken kit, probably a global passive>Yaeelation memosprite user. sidegrade / upgrade to castorice, the final proper pink for the pink team>EMCwill subvert expectations in some way
>>558724587Everyone is laughing at us, someone spread the word to other generals that we are obsessed with blacked porn
>>558726174well I just woke up but you have a point I guess...
>>558726106Why do japa worship americans
>>558726106Judging by their obsession with giant asses, i would say because they like blacks
>>558726278I'm always right touchtouch
puppet herta has very squishable cheeks
Black tier asses wonned
>>558726379nuh uh!!!
>>558724587Look at her go!
>>558725574>>558726449Literally me bros on suicide watch right now
Bronya SEEEEX!
>black people enter the HSR-spherejust throw yaoguang and dahlia at them and call it a daynothing would change
Fucking end me
>>558726412that's a normal white woman ass
>>558726560Very peculiar that Bronya starts twerking right after someone posts a black man. Makes me think.
>>558726560Seele PLAPPLED this
>>558726507Her jacket is clipping through her body lmao
>>558726614what do you mean by black people? like black men?
>>558726251>Yae>elation memosprite userI can believe this. The second Elation team will come later during Astropolis
Blade bros is time to wake up, HE is not longer YOU
>>558726010Back off thats mydei's girl
>>558726692I didn't stutter- I said black PEOPLE, plural.
>>558726449He's been marastruck..... it's over blade bros.....
>>558726813fuck off cuckfag you lost
>>558726614hook is black tier btw black tier schizo said small girls are for black men
>>558726715>PredictionShe will draw her memosprites
>>558726813Mydei is spiritually black
>>558726930>black men like little girlsare we living in the twilight zone
>>558726236Sorry for insulting your sacred cow xir
Nah. Causes too much problem in the games code for a non-remembrance character to have memosprites
Its time to go Bob, Elio say this is needed
Can all the zoomers and gen alpha kids leave please?
what's with all the BLACKED talk? I just finished jacking off but you guys are putting thoughts in my head
>>558727110I literally have no idea who this is
>>558727149why is a 30+ year old playing honkai zoomer rail?
>>558727149You first firetranny.
I, I, I love little girlsThey make me feel so goodI love little girlsThey make me feel so badWhen they're aroundThey make me feel like I'm the only guy in townI love little girlsThey make me feel so good
>>558727130absolute SOVL, i need miku and peter griffin in this
>>558727080Your p diddy?
>>558727204Kafkafags are having a YABBA DABBA DOOmoment, please stand by and keep your hands and feet in the vehicle.
>>558726106why are you indian?
>>558727341>rich men like little boys and girlsfork in kitchen
>>558725338so next week we could have>yao banner>sparxie banner>4.2 betawait-bros.... we won... we fucking won
>>558727480no it's because he black you stupid bloody bitch
>>558727346Why is there so much ntr shit in Planarcadia
>>558726106You already got outed, sanjay
blade really was a bad choice for the collab
>>558727538sure, whatever you say man
>>558727480Does being rich turns you in a pdf or does being a pdf make you rich?
>>558727346>YABBA DABBA DOOStrange, I thought I only posted THE HALLS’ vernacular in /gbfg/.
>>558727618?Blade is the perfect one for the collab, he has been the one to go for memes for 3 years.
>>558727698It’s a little bit of both. To become rich you have to touch kids.
>>558727618It should've been someone like black swan or some other female character that people want to see get BLACKED
>>558727382>>558727590>You are le indian!Niggers are America’s gods. Americans fear niggers like a mortal would fear God. They’re not allowed to curse or speak ill of niggers, like how you mustn’t blaspheme God or take His name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against niggers and beg for mercy, like you’d beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they’re allowed to revere are parks, schools and statues dedicated to famous niggers, immortalized in marble like gods. While their ancestors expressed devotion to gods through offerings of food and drink, present-day Americans created food stamps for niggers for this very purpose. Jesus gets two annual days of reverence, while niggers get an entire month plus MLK’s birthday. Americans prostrate themselves in the streets to appease niggers. This is because nigger worship is the official religion of America.
>>558727736maybe your right. My man needs to be happy
>>558727698Nobody truly knows...
>>558727721you looking forward for the return of super next year bro? /dbs/ will be insane
>>558727829>Jesus
>>558727860I already read that arc so I’m not impressed. I wanted something actually new.I will however be anticipating the threads.
Herta: Star Rail
Proof (You) are not a zoomer?Zoomer age range is 14-29 years old by the btw way
Are we team kafka or team blade?
>>558728085dragon butt is nice...
>>558728068Im not obesessed with black tier asses and i like big tits
HER game
>>558728154forced meme
It's bullshit because if you didn't download HSR from the epic game store You can't get blade for free, you would have to redownload the entire game from epic games in order to link the accounts
>>558728068i'm 32
>>558728208he's from mumbai
>>558728040
>>558728068My first anime was Robotech.
>>558728068proof YOU are not a zoomer?
>>558728068I am a zoomer thoughbh
>>558728086mihoyo really has fallen
>>558728154Riddle me this, Hyacinthia:asses are flat, tits are small- what makes me hard is that nothing exists at allwhat others fear only drive me to tears, as to me they are all nothing but dearswhat do I like?
>>558727903i accept your concession
>>558728343Never said I wasn't uncI'm 23 (turning 24 this year)
>>558728245This is what they are going to make you do when hsr releases on steam
>>558728161>ugly 3dpd whoreno
>>558728410fuck uhhh can I phone a friend for help
>>558728581it's just an uglypoke pedo
>>558728068I was 10yrs old when Regan stepped down from office.
>>558728502stupid brat...
>>558728410prepubescent bodies
My gamer girlfriend is extremely cute
>>558728269Holy unc
I'm 38, it makes sense now why I don't fit in and understand 1/2 the shit posted here it's all zoomer TikTok talk
>>558728502what's she saying here
If you want Blade on Fortnite
if the tits are big, it's black tier if the ass is big it's black tier this is the idea bodytype that attracts white and asian men
>>558728410please don't bait people herewe have enough issues as is right nowmoralfags are the last thing we need tonight
woah cute
>>558728970Why does this girl keep appearing everywhere we go?
are we getting any content tonight?
>>558729151We raping Fofo in 5 minutes
>>558729151Maybe Sparxie's pv
>>558729151I'll give you my content.*unzips*
>>558728884>absolute fuggoIf you're gonna use SEAbro's forced meme, at least post an attractive character
>>558726507bro please tell me i can remove the stupid jacket
>>558729093a hookdev smuggled her in again (yet not gepard)
>>558727558>Why is there so much ntr shit in not japan?
>>558729151go play Fortnite
This place is a /fng/ colony now
>>558729278that's not very niceanaxa is very handsome!
>>558728827she needs to shower more
>>558729398Fortnite is probably a better game anyway
>>558729418muh dick...
Don't let this fornite collab distract you from the fact that Amphoreus flopped and killed HSR
lego brick
>>558729589Even during memes you can't stop thinking about Amphoreus.Really makes you think
>>558729398You guys will not be able to deal with the level of mental illness in this place
>>558729624Why is he so much happier in lego land than in hsr, bros....?
Why are you here instead of playing the game losers?
>>558729589This but dahlia black tier ass
mating press hook
>>558729740Where is his vision?
>>558729282nice
Would you roll for black women?
atleast post tribbie art not hook
>>558729639shartrene flopped
>>558729683he's laughing in madnessin all seriousness, i do think it's interesting how the collab characters get leo versions of skinslego was not something i would have ever thought i see a HSR character in
>>558729883any of the three are good, let's be honest
>>558729993correct tribbie trinnon trianne
>>558729982Same, not even in my wildest dreams. This shit feels surreal.
>>558729853wait these are official?there are black umas?
>>558729983
>Yae and Bronie already on Monday AAAIIEEE MY DICK IS NOT READY
>>558729883i'm tired of tribbie for now
life would be better with some 'tato naizuri
>>558730197they are still 1 month away btw
>>558730197I'll get it ready for you.
We are all playing Fortnite btw
reMEMber
>>558730527clearly an upgrade
>>558730527Tribbie tier downgrade
>>558730506Sung Jin-woo-SAMA please have mercy and don't solo level on my mommywife too much aiiieeee
>>558730260don't be picky!nothing's icky!
>>558724587Hey is this Blade guy your Cheld? I wish I could have Cheld in Fortnite.
when are we going to find the enemy stand user in planarcadia?
>>558730873>is this Blade guy your Cheld?hell no we don't have a cheld
>>558730925Aren't the chink generals technically stand users because they have the spirits of Lan or some shit? We met Yao Guang already
>>558730925Skott 5star version will do it
>>5587309254.2 or 4.3 probably. They need a few patches for setup
>>558730527Baiheng I'm sorry, Yingxing joined the Stellaron Hunters and has to do stupid dances in Fornite now, the Script said so, remember him not as he is, but as he once was...
i never search skott art again wtfhttps://x.com/kaii_4luxx/status/2026152483282624780
Does this mean Kafka will be in HNA too then? Makes sense to market blade since he'll be in their new game too
>>558730873Bladie isnt our Cheld, the closest to Cheld would be Aventurine but even then he's a lot different to be considered a "Cheld of HSR"
>>558731319hsr needs more shota
https://x.com/DqKeita/status/2027039014956486774
>>558731318Blade's whole story in HNA is that he's looking for Kafka yeah
>>558731318Blade's plot in HNA is that he is looking for Kafka, yes.
>>558731483black tier ass on the right
>>558731483Alice's hat is so stupid
>>558731483My wife on the left
>>558731073>>558731319I see. Well, hopefully one day I'll get him hitting the griddy for real.
>>558731390We already have 2 teased shotas, we just need them to be playable.
>>558730197Sparxie's sales...
>>558731719Gonna be Arle and Zhongli
>>558731719no one cares about cheld in two six unc
>>558731483
>>558728086https://www.astralriftrumble.com/pcIf you'd like to take part
>>558731907he literally just won the most popular harbinger twitter poll two days ago though?! betithough
Do you think hoyo is going to regret shelving kafka in terms of meta and marketing now that she's raking in big money from fortnite? Kafka could have been so successful saleswise back then if she actually made DoT super meta.
>>558731949a yes you can win a fucking cup or a FUCKING 5060
>>558732097They don't care because they shill Pagfly instead
>>558731968how can he win when most of them aren't playable or have appeared in the game yet
>>558732097They're saving Kafka SP for much much later
>>558731902John Li would be fine too. There's probably a wheelchair emote for him.
>>558730097The latest Uma scenario in JP is in the US, so of course there had to be black ones
>>558730097They’re NPCs introduced with the new scenario set in America. There’s also Michelle My Baby from Cinderella Gray so this isn’t a new concept.You are aware that in-universe Uma’s exist all over the planet, right? Regular horses don’t exist in that world, it’s all Umamusume.
>>558732223only like 3 of them haven't appeared and playability doesn't matter as long as their appearances are good
>>558732234I want a kafka that actually makes use of her full boss move set, like the grenades and the mind control wires.
>>558731850i want them nnooowwi want them to be T0 and 0 cycle everything
>>558732097>shelving KafkaThey literally buffed her and her team mates to keep her in the meta
>>558732441They need to buff her more until morale improves.
Do you think Blade is finally happy in Fortnite
Finally i get come in here and none of those faggots are online, i must've seen more yuri and yaoi than sales shitposting
>>558732612He get's to die a lot there
>>558732620Im saving all my energy for the saleposting that will occur in 3 days after all black tier ass games flop this month including this game obviously
>>558732620good job
https://files.catbox.moe/o9rwru.mp4
>schedule is sales posting into Sparxie/Eva/SW 3 way doomposting + novaflaresthe fortnite stuff was a nice laugh before the general becomes unusable for a week
>>558733063It's crazy how women make things less funny.
>>558733063>HSR is a joke nowWho wanted this?
>>558731249"self harm account"wtf????
>>558731259
kafka just headshot me and dabbed
>>558731249>>558733276I'm so glad I don't self harm anymore~
>>558733180>HSR is a joke now>now
>>558733451proofs that you did?
>>558731249>4teen nigga
>>558731249shtwt edtwt my beloved...
>>558733451You doing okay?
>>558733520Not your thread crush anon-chama~
>>558733451why did you stop
>>558733778you are now...
https://youtube.com/shorts/yx0sI7ZdfNsJadepaz!
>>558725338Our seigi no mikata isn’t gonna make it…
>>558733821I got better >>558733829no, I don't think so
>>558733964>no, I don't think soI think so... *smooches your hand*
If it wasn't for the age rating Sparkle would've called her a basic bitch right here instead of basic skin.
>wait does this bitch have happy birthday in her theme music>pull up OSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrPqdAvZX1w... oh.
>>558733964you should continue until you leave this thread
>>558734121If Sparkle's entire character arc this patch is >dumb ethot doesn't even know how to actually entertain peopleThen she is so incredibly based and I love her.
Do you think we'll ever get to see what Planarcadia was like before the changes? Theres gotta be some promo material sitting around somewhere that'll get leaked eventually right?
>>558734197why would I do that?
>>558734201>everyone having fun with the collab>dusty uncs with no whimsy ITT hate this
>>558734201>Bladie already cheating in the background
>>558732375Cyrene seems like she'd be into /ss/
>>558733964>>558733778>>558733451hmm..
Blade... we must be better men.
>>558734385
Imagine some 13 year old starts HSR because of Kafka and ruins his life because of it
>>558734285>collab with the mcdonalds of the gaming verse>LETS GOOOOOOO50 IQ NPC, clap like a monkey on your own time.
>>558734469
>>558734513Hoes mad
>>558734513you're fat, ugly and baldingyou'll never enjoy anything in life and will die alone and miserable
>>558734513speaking of dusty
>>558734451*mem
>>558734587what fetish is this
>>558734587Sexo...
>>558734587Looks like DeviantArt has gotten its hands on Nano Banana 2.
>>558734274no one wants to watch you grooming trannies here
>>558734451Nigga did you seriously by the Goytos skin?
>>558734513Wuwa lost BIGLY
>>558734587is this where guinaifens lava chickens come from?
>>558734513He says, seething about Fortnite like a literal goyim.
>>558734654I dunno but I guess it's related to bimboification
Has anyone ever used those "top up discount" sites those tubers are always shilling? Is it actually cheaper, when accounting for the epic games credit shit you get when you make in game purchases?
>>558734451Is that Mydei
>>558734783>>558734641>>558734634>>558734859>>558734563>mad slop railersLick your trough clean, shit-skin.
>>558734953>location: mumbai
>>558734953Hoes are definitely mad!
>>558735128Cute doggos
>>558734742what did unc mean by this
>>558734875i thought it was like the opposite where you settle down on some farm together or maybe a savior complex thing with firefly's diseaseidk
>>558731249>jingliu/evernightfag>self-harm>blood paintinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>558727618I literally burst out laughing when I opened this image
Sparkle Sparxie double footjob
Why does Herta have dolls of Caelus and Stelle in her art?
Thankfully, Sparkle is too much of a midget to be added to Fortnite.
>>558735128They would both do this
gooning to kafka doing the hip shake
>>558731249she's 14 brodon't fuck with that, you will end up in prison if anything happens as a result of what you post here
>>558735425they'll put her in those stupid robots
>>558731249>>558731259>BloodpaitingFUCK, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE UNDERAGE!? YOU ARE LITERALLY PERFECT
>>558731249...I wanna smash
>>558728068Im 31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-W8r-TWUM
>>558735760Omg hi Mei!
>>558735128C&C
Good morning dear /hsrg/!I had a dream where I was a woman and was trying to take down some female villain and after I took her down she got on top of me and started to "ride" me sexually.
>>558728068I'm as old as Super Mario World
https://files.catbox.moe/yidn48.mp4
>>558724587I look and act like this irl
>>558728068Im 30 but people counted being born in 95 as a zoomer last I heard
>>558735782You will never be Japanese.
>>558735782
>I share a thread with people born before 2000
>>558728068I was born on the same date as my favorite Clannad character...
what
>>558735961Millenials are only early 90s, sorry
ok Sparxie spanking Sparkle is actually funny as fuck
>>558735887Mince...
That was the worst trailer i have ever seen
i am NOT Sparxie ok?
Planarcadia is so boring
>>558735830That's not me,
>>558724587this game lost the tiny bit of soul I didn't even know it had
>>558736021Sparxie's audience are primarily 90s kids I'm sorry lil zoom but you watch streams for uncs
>>558735912peak
Sparxie feet ASMR
models side by side
>I'll Never Forgive Star Rail wow they made a video for the antis
If you have to ask if you're a zoomer, you're a zoomer. I'm Gen Y through and through!
>>558736068Damn... Its ogre
>>558736375Ojisan...
>>558736272which one is the real
>>558736446Fortnite Kafka is the taller one
>>558736440Can hags be uncs?@grok
>>558735782>Sparxie's KUWSR and Yao Guang's trailer thumbnails can be spotted in the video with Sparxie's KUWSR being shown as the more recently uploaded video Interesting detail. Makes you wonder if they edited the video to coincide with the release order of if Sparxie was always meant to be the 2nd banner.
>>558736375OL sex!
Unlike other inorganic lifeforms like Intellitrons, the ingenia of the Xianzhou are considered property and, while physically capable of human-like thought, are essentially lobotomized on purpose.This means Xueyi is a slave whose legal status is barely above that of a dishwasher. Thoughts?
>>558736543auntie...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-W8r-TWUMI love Sparxicle
>>558736568i look and act like hanya btw
Why does she call herself sparxicle
the fortnite skins look so bad wtf is this kafkeks?
Is this her Myriad Celestia?
>>558736613Guess she will get three trailers at least, great~
>>558736613what is she saying
>>558736613why is she spanking herself...
>Sparxie shitting on HSRThis is a bad omen for her role in Silver Wolf’s team
This game is dead
>>558736896They put the video in Myriad Celestia playlist yeah
>sparkxie trailer"HSR can go fucking itself "Is this the most based trailer ever?
The best part of a live service is little side characters who everyone loves getting more attention later.
>"it's only that big anon? yikes..."
>>558737115>muh self-aware joke as if it's a bandaid for existing problemsno it's cringe
Holy shit Phoenix Wright reference
https://www.livescience.com/archaeology/neanderthals/humans-and-neanderthals-interbred-but-it-was-mostly-male-neanderthals-and-female-humans-who-coupled-up-study-findshmm
best trailer in a while lmao
>>558736613>AIEEE SPARXIE PLEASE STOP SPANKING ME SO HARDShe becomes an even bigger loser every day
>>558736898>>558736412>>558735912>>558735819>>558735128>>558734992one of you fags make them do the goku party emote please and thank you
>>558737264makes sensemales tend to have that neanderthal brow ridge
If I got spanked like that, I'd cum...
Is this just a little extra and she'll still get a normal later?I was actually cackling.
>>558737140he is dead anon
>>558737237>haha our game is a flaming trainwreck we know that we put zero effort back into the gameThere were like 20 of those jokes this patch.
>>558737264that's fine, neanderthals were high iq nordic giga autists according to what /pol/ told me, they improved the genes of those human niggers
>>558736641UID?!!!
>>558736272right is the fortnite onegenerally darker outlines and shadingtorso cloth and chest bootstrap have slightly more textureswhile not visible here, Kafka has much bigger handsless lipsticktaller
>>558728068i turned 34 today...
>>558736009random anaxa!
You know I balled, chemo.
>>558737323>is sparkle washed?>did sparkle fall off?>is sparkle in the files
>>558735887>>558736021>>558737413Mince....
Okay wait this might be a stretch but is the beginning of the video a reference to those marketing people that Mihoyo fired a while back for being corrupt
>>55872806823, but i only hang out with people who are 29+
>>558724587Nice game Hoyobabs
>>558724587uh.. literally me...
>>558736613>Selling out for a mere 500k-1.5m creditsThe poor memes were true...
>sparkSEA
>>558737669>t. groomed
>>558724587That’s a mihomo male, alright.
supiki
>>558737671Your time to bait was 2 weeks ago endnigger, no one plays your shitty godawful chore-slop with no story, no lore, and most importantly no fun
>>558737302for me, it's playback speed 1.5
>>558737828RAPED THAT FREAK
When I was 15 (more than 20 years ago now), I hung out with people 25+ online
That victory royale is unreachable for me. Savor it in my place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ia3b_9-znQ
>>558737603> Sparkle: worse than hitler?>let's talk about the sparkle situation>surviving 24 hours on sparkle's island
We move our Endfield sisters here btw
>>558737671How dare you use my favourite mobage to shit on my other favourite mobage
savor THIS*unzips cock*
>>558737765I'm not trans anon, therefore I am not groomed.
>>558737981>How Sparkle broke me
Since this an endfield colony did I fuck up rolling for the redhead instead of the slutty Liz clone gameplay wise? Or is this another kot situation where it's coomers posting her nonstop but she's a complete brick?
*laughs in madness*
>>558735128that's actually good
zoomin in the foreign
Is DOT team worth it if everyone is just E0LC1? I want Hysilens
>>558737994move them back to their own thread yeah
>>558737669you're very mature for your age anon you're nothing like those kids
>>558737669samemy parents gave me unrestricted internet access in 2008 and my online buddies were in their 20s or so
>>558738027>using the genalpha definition of grooming yikes
>>558732280>no blonde aryans
>>558738058DoT characters prefer E1S0 if you got a bunch of Sampocones, otherwise it's fine
>>558735961>>558736435>Manami is 30Damn, I didn't know you were this old
>>558730097umamusume has been having black umas for years
>>558738040There's nothing to get filtered on so no but you want gilberta with yvonne if you rolled her anyway as opposed to laev's team being all cheap to get
>>558738094yeah you get it
just groomed myself (showered)
>>558736613>jp voice says they'll pay 200,000 credits for Sparxie to leave a bad review (辛口レビュー) on 4.0>english caption says candid, no-nonsense review
>official marketing material
>>558735961>counted being born in 95 as a zoomer last I heardyou're old bro please accept it no need to cope
Just groomed kokomi (showered)
>>558738309proof?
>>558738356anyone born from 90- onwards is a zoomer to met.unironic 46 year old unc
>>558736272Right is fortnite one? Crazy that left looks more cartoonlike
>>558738421>46 y.oProof?
>>558738178Desu I kinda assumed alot of people here were my age or older. Plus I never really hide my age anyway but I don't really disclose it unless I'm asked.>>558738356Look man, the last time I said I was born in 95 i got called a zoomer and told to fuck off (granted that was in /bag/ once but still)
Low cortisol Honkai: Star Railers?
Good morning! Swannie LOVE! <3
>>558738421
Testing
>>558738445I lost all my hair due to my divorce now I only fuck Thai ladyboys
>>558738461fofo
>>558738342giwtwm
>>558738480Me with Swannieanon(I'm sparkle bc I like to watch)
>>558738342It's the Evernight situation all over again
no one cares about your acheron you mentally ill freak!
I am brown and balding which star rail character is for me?
/hsrg/ - Unc retirement home thread
>>558738678Cyrene
>>558738342>Gonna be tons of sparkle x sparxie yuri as a result of thisHoly based
>>558738319oh so that's why that scene made absolutely no sense
>>558738421you're a decade and a half away from being able to retire you're way past unc
>>55873835695-96 is unironically zoomer tier
wow this sparkle vid isn't gonna have the same pull as the original in 2.0
Star Rail's month of humiliation
>>558738571Will vita go for sparkle or sparxie?
>>558738504stop shitposting so much paskapasta
>>558738452It's alright babe, I'm going to turn 26 this year, I'm not young either
>>558738571Nah I'm good, thanks
We are all uncs here don't listen to the 20~ year old psyop
>>558738756It's not her trailer anon>>558738762Both obviously, she's too gay to only go for one
Post your>birth year>character that got you to start playing HSR
Will Mydei love a 33yo like me?
>>558738756by me
>>558738710A candid no nonsense review = its slop = betraying HSR
>>558738309With me, by the way.
>>5587388161990Emiya
>>558738892Bro is 36
>>5587388162002jing yuan
>>558738772>It's alright babeCalling me that...>I'm going to turn 26 this year, I'm not young either*pat pat*
>>5587388161991Yanqing, but then I ended up liking Caelus more
>>558738823He only loves Phainon who is 33 million years
>>5587388162002none of the 1.0 characters stand out to me I just played because Honkai and Genshin
>>5587388161949Phainon
>>5587388162006Firefly
>>558738974Wait so you're one of us zoomers? SHAME ON US
Bros???
>>5587388162002Kafka
>>5587388161995I've been playing since launch and there wasn't really a character that made me start, but I love the Yaoqing trio most.
I’m a tier 0 Sparxicle sub
>>558738816>1995>bailu
>>5587388161993
Zaunite: Nihility LightningTheresia: Destruction ImaginaryMince: Abundance WindYuria: Harmony WindDeko: Harmony FireManami: Erudition IceRenata: Harmony ImaginaryLwd: Preservation LightningCom: Destruction FireEscama: The Hunt LightningNobody.5612: The Hunt Quantum
>>5587388162001seele, silverwolf
I love my cute wife Swannie so much it's unreal...
>>5587388161999misha
>>558738097>>558738974You hopped on the internet as a 6 years old toddler??
poor sampo
>>5587388162000none, I only started playing HSR from launch because it was a Mihoyo game
>>558739168all of them have AIDS
>90s unc are all pdfNot good unc
>>558739219how old are you?
>>5587388161999Kafka
>2006 kids are 20 yo now
>>558739294My nigga Sampo getting doujins!?
>there's actually underaged here
>>558739294he can take them
>>558739247I did the same and played porn games on newgrounds
>>558739247mmm nyes that's how old i was>>558739292you have to be 18+ to post here
>>558737247there's art on a wall somewhere in planarcadia that makes me think of Phoenixguess I wasn't wrong
Ban every faggot who’s born in 2000 and younger
>>558739294wow he's sooo unlucky haha...
>>558739294A hole drew this
>>558739061>///<
>>558736021I was born before 1990
>>558739292MOOOOOT
>this thread
>all these 30ish year old brown women posting about anime boys while not actually having children
>>558739292Phainonfags are shotas??
>>558739168I only love my beloved btw
>>558738816‘99Welt and Himeko
>zoomer fags infest these threadsthat explains the quality of these threads
>>558739508I'm married btw
Here's your gift bag bro
>>558738816>>character that got you to start playing HSRI got an email on its release day and happened to be looking for a game to play at the same time. I never even heard of hsr until then.
>>558739508Meant for>>558739031>>558739135>>558739236
>>558739543cuuuuuute
>>558739508Where are your wife and children unc
>>5587388161995Silver Wolf
>>5587388161997QQ
>>5587388161995No specific character, I got into it because I heard it was the gacha version of Trails
Swannie... my love... >>558739359Old.
>>558739570I'm not a girl.
>>558739536I’m a 2000 born zoomer but I’m a millennial at heart with a millennial childhood
>there's a 10% chance>even if it's a 50% chance, I'm certainWas she trying to sound smart?
>>558739294
>>558739681She’s trying to sound confident. Big difference.
>>558739634Are you 30+?
>Yuria, Mince and Mydeifujo are zoomers born in 2000+Explains a lot
>>558739681Don't mind her, she's a hopeless gambling addict..
Swannie... <3
>30+ brown bisexual erpers with multiple STDSgrim
>>558739751>your odds of failure are 90%>even if my odds of failure are 50%, I'm confident!...Is she retarded?>>558739793Apparently yes.
>>558739681A classic case of retarded people trying to write smart characters
>>558739808My reply is giving you one can you think of which one it is?
>>558739681No but you've done a wonderful job at making yourself look stupid. Also you are in the wrong server Nguyen.
>>558739591widow unironically My sister has been helping my raise my son while she lives in my house rent free kicking her out the second he turns 18 tho
All of you are election tourists anyways
>>558739808I've never had sex before, so your claim is impossible! I'm also not brown or 30+
>>55873881686Sparkle
>>558739892How old are you
>>558739892I simply choose not to vote
>>558739570i'm a man
>I’m 30+ and I’ve never has sexYour life is finished
>>558739892more like 2019-2020
>>558739892My glorious start on this site was in 2012 on /mu/ chudactually
>>558739879>widow unironicallythat sucks>kicking her out the second he turns 18 thonever mind, you piece of shit, fucking deserved
>>558739892trying too hard lil burger bro
>>558739970I've no intention to have children nor get married.
>the number of millenials on /hsrg/ can be counted on one handkeky
Zoomer femanon in /hsrg/ lectures me about gender equality, political correctness, and my toxic masculinity while bouncing on my hips...
>>558739526And your beloved loves you lots and looots
Also has she decided to take her old name back?
Blade and Kafka being added to Fortnite completely overshadowed Sparxie’s trailer…
>>558739892I was here in /b/ looking for loli porn when I was 13
My beloved is so cute and fluffy! Swannie LOVE!
When will she be playable...
we're all virgins here chudbeit
>>558740056that doesn’t mean you become sexless
>>558740084>Swanniefag, Mei, Manami and like 2 othersGrim
>>558740151there is no ending where she lives
Oh so when Dozing Yuan does it he's based and cool but when Yao Guang does it it's cringe huh??
>>558740163speak for yourself
I’m 25-26 and I’m honorary millennial
>>558740239There's nothing wrong with a gamble but the line is literally:>the odds are this bad>even if the odds were far more in my favor, I would still be confident!
I stopped playing around Cipher's patch, has the story gotten any better?
>>558740194wtf swannieposter is an old hag??
Your wasting your youth with this?
>>558740284YWNBAM
>>558740170Reaching enlightenment and ascension requires being sexless though
There's no such thing as honorary when it comes to age group
>>558740324
>>558740239why does every space chink general have the same personality
>>558739292
>>558740324Yes
are we playing Requiem?
>all these 25+ uncs living in their mom's basement
>>558740239
>>558740284Same. I’m more millennial than any of you fuckers. In fact I have more in common with boomers when it comes to my childhood.
>>558740381Oh don't give me thatEven when you become enlightened you still have to chop wood and carry water like everyone else
>>558740454>story game slopI'll watch someone else play it
Sparkle is the best Honkai character and it's not even close
>>558740460Actually it’s the same room I’ve had since I was 11!
>>558740051bitch does fuck all but scroll her phone and pick him up from school nowadays. Baby years were hectic but she better get married or get her shit together in the next ten years
>>558740460I'm a NEET with my own apartment tho
>>558740454Yes, I’ve already bought it. The graphics are 100/10 my eyes were in catatonic shock after 1 year of constant gachaSLOP
>>5587403244.0 is good
Swannie LIFE! Swannie CUTE! Swannie WIFE!
>>558740460I live in my own apartment and I’m a freelance worker. Freelance is the future
>ruins an entire generation's future
ok so if I was born in 1998 am I a zoomer?
>>558740742Yes bro
>>558740742Yes
>>558740663If Black Swan told you to suck my cock, what would you do?
>>558740742Depends on the mindset, I was born in 2000 and I’m an honorary millennial
>>558740768>>558740750oh nyo
>>558740347the whole personality of BS is appealing to elders
>>5587388162001Blade
>>5587388162001 Jing Yuan
>>55873881692Castorice
>honorary millennial kek
>>558740742you're an outcast freak too young to be a millennial and too unc to be a zoomer.
>>558728068I remember when it was called expansion pack
>>558739508and they're right, why would you bring a child to this shitty world
everyone's waifu was either haruhi or konata when i hopped on the internet
>>558740571how do you make money?
Anyone else who forgot how old they are? i dont celebrate birthdays and i have no friends.
>>558740969haven't you heard bro I am a zoomer
>>558741041many are saying this
>>558739086jesus nigga they got you hook line and sinkeryou are the target audience
>>558741041I’m born in 2000 so its easy for me to remember my age
>>558741015You're underage
>>558741026doing odd jobs for family and acquaintances
>>558740194wake me up when the lava chicken poster's age is revealed
I was born in 93 but I feel more like a zoomie and get along more with zoomies than people my age
>>558740564>nowadaysso you're saying she was helpful before when it was needed the most during your kid's baby years and shes wasting her life helping with raising your kid, letting her stay for a bit longer would be the least you could do you ungrateful cunt
Kids born in 2000s are supposed to be toddlers...
>>558741230WHAT ARE THOSE
I'm "I connected to the internet with a 56kbps dial-up modem" old
Don't want to make you guys jealous. But a BratTuber replied to my comment on her ASMR video.
>>558725056>>558725061You should have seen the Vegeta ones.
>>558740460I am procrastinating my master's thesis for like a year at this point please understand
>>558741238let's get you to bed unc
That Sparxie video was awful.Fits her.
Swannie, my eternally beloved...
>>558741281We’re gonna need Blade with the saxophone
>>558739294i mean i'm not offended but reallydid a femoid draw this?
>>558741268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
>COVID was 6 years ago>Genshin is as old as FGO when LB6 released
>>558741463
>>558741498That's actually crazy wtf
>>558741015literally who?
https://youtu.be/pHXDMe6QV-U
>>558739292And then, Khaslana killed himself.
>>558741268netzero or aol?
>>558741498we need another covid desu
>>558741554FVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>558739892I have been here in 4chan since 2008. Mostly hanged out in /a/ until 2015 then formally migrated to /v/ when I stopped watching anime. I switch back and forth between /v/ and /vg/ depending on the game.
>>558741015the biggest haruhifag I knew was some annoying obnoxious tranny from /a/ who killed themselves because they got fucked by some girl they were in love with who he met on the internet and let live with xer and she would constantly bring guys to their place and he would join in but could only suck the cum and give them blowjobs never fuck her so I never could get into the haruhi anime because I associate it with that tranny
>>558741883because they got cucked not fucked my bad, typo.
>>558741015I still stan asuka
>>558741883what did i just read?
>>558741554>That spinKEK
damn y'all are old cuh
Swanner...
What prismatic am I supposed to use with Robin?
I’m rich asf too you can’t relate
>>558742184some tranny I knew from /a/ let some thot xhe met online live with himshe kept cucking himso he killed himself with pills xhe was the biggest haruhifag so now I associate that anime and character with them
>>558739292>phainonkek is literally underageMany such cases
>>558742214*smooch* our pension funds for you cuties...
>>558742214I have been here for almost 15 years now and I really wish I wasn't.
>enter the cat's anus for a puzzle!
>nobody cares about chink general>the only fanart i see of her is people who think she rapes sundayincredible
Im trans
>>558742525hinoki...
>>558742525Hertaschizo....
>>558741015for me it was pizzabutt
>>558742516We all waiting for Sparxicle our streamer queen on God frfr
*blocks your path*
>>558742525We know and we love you here
>>558742754GO BLADIE GO GO
>>558742681The future is bright for us Sparklies
>>558742516>has one bit of dialogue in 3.7>no lore outside that until they just force her as a main push for an X.0Yeah okay good for her I guess.
there are grown ass men in here playing fortnite
>>558742754Kek he looks so smug in this one. Like a kid that is Hulk's biggest fanboy and just got the Hulk fists for his birthday.
>>558740117I want to hug and kiss Tingyun so badly bros. She deserved to travel with us, not Black Swan or Sunday.
what did we learn from this thread
Fuck I'm actually really enjoying fortnite
>>558742525*smooch*
>>558742910they've been playing it since release bro
>>558742974We're all biracial bisexual transgender thirty year olds with no children
Sparkle has such an annoying voice
>>558742974You need to be written up by your supervisor for wasting company time
>>558742974That there are 30+ y.o men ERPing with zoomers ITT
>>558742910Who do you think Battle Royale shooters full of skins from 90's and 00's intellectual properties are for?
>>558742910I've never ever played it until today and it's kinda fun
Sparkle footpussy
Sparkle has such a fucking sexy voice
>>558742910never played it because I was a hardcore CODfag back then and hated every other shooter except halo720 noscope clips were the hypest shit to me
>>558742910The 10 year olds that were playing Fortnite day 1 should be 20 now...
>>558743245
Well it feels awkward shitposting and shitflinging now that I know most of you are young kids.
>>558742910We love fortnite here, we used to drop at tilted towers, pleasant park and tomato town back in the day, racking up those victory royales.
>>558743379Olds antagonizing the youngins is a time honored tradition
37 yo boomer hereall you kiddos are alright by me
added the new trailer>>558743483>>558743483>>558743483
>>558743463Sparkle when I'm lining my dick up with no protection
>>558743513>742
i still don't know what lego fornite is. i only know the regular fornite
>>558743463>all you kiddos are alright by meBecause you're a pedophile?
>>558743758cool it with the projection
>>558743463leave old mango golf or fish or something
>>558743627Its like one of those survival crafting games from the 10 min I've tried it
>>558743836>golfboring dogshit>fishingdon't even own a pole anymoremy hobby is programming
>>5587388162003Rice
