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Let's try to stay on-topic this thread
I Dr. Die will own this thread
Good morning anons.
Do you think Susie took Gerson's corpse to Castle Town?
>>558725512is susie retarded enough to steal a priest's dead dad
>>558725202Hoo...
>>558725626If it means he still gets to live on then maybe
I will only like tasquepotate if he avatarfags with only fat spamtons and tennas from now on
>>558725417Not so fast...
>>558725701...man!
>>558725797doctored photo, ralsei would just leave with the first fucked up sandwich and not say anthing
>>558725826>bringing up threadshitters out of nowhere for no reason>fat spamton and tenna0 stars
>>558725942>>558725409
>>558726092Stop orbiting
bring ralsei to the festival
>>558726161Ill pass
>>558726154You were wrong lol
>>558725417The eternal /utg/ power struggle...
last night me and my best friend of multiple years confessed how we were gay fags for eachother, and it was such an emotional experience, however randomly during the 4 hour long confession he used a noelle reaction image to express his flustered emotions
>>558726505did you 2 kiss and suck each others weenies?
>>558726335I knew you were replying to that post but I consider that still orbiting. You know you orbit, its annoying and doomer-tier. Consider getting a life.
>>558726720stop orbiting
>>558726720Holy shit someone is on her period
>>558726661no we were texting, we admitted we wouldn't have been able to confess to eachother if we had been in person... i was so flustered it was unreal. i had no idea he loved me back. i thought he was straight. uhm, but yeah the noelle reaction image definitely made the situation even more cringe, but i appreciated it.
>>558726940what if he's in this general
>>558726940post the image
>>558726940>the noelle reaction image definitely made the situation even more cringeGaah~
fave got a new fan and cant stop pushing the battery panel to its remote on and off
>>558725417What the fuck is the thing he's holding?
>>558727523frankenstein's rabbick it looks like
>>558726505WOW. What a faggot.
>>558727448that was NOT the image he used, it was the gif i posted just now of noelle on the couch. OH MY GOD HES TEXTING ME RIGHT NOW
>>558726940I'm happy for you, anon.
>>558727681what's he saaaayiiiiing
>>558727681start talking to him like youre the two gay royal guards
>>558727681>confess love to fellow gayboi>he uses a goofy noelle .gif imageI'm happy for you but wow do I find it funny
>>558727681Fuck you. Fuck you and your happiness. Go choke on a cock and die.
>>558727681Confess to him now, you know it’s time
>everyone gets to be happy but mewhy... why does it have to be like this...
>>558727681You have to thank Noelle at your wedding speech
It's official, we're posting funny Noelle gifs now
If you wanna know how Kris feels about you making them date Berdly: it's like if Stardew Valley made you romance Clint instead of the wizard.
>>558726505>>558727681>>558726940Shayy...
>>558726720>doomer-tieryou do know that it’s doomer who posts that fat tenna image with the kraut filename and types in all caps, right? you’re probably replying to him.
>>558728075Where's the funny?
>>558728112yeah imagine, haha
>>558728320runnin down yer leg
>>558728310
haha no it's cool that's fine I'm happy for you haha it's chill good luck and everyitng hahaaha
>>558728489Kek
>>558728487I love these plush gifs, didnt realize there was more
>>558728487Armored Core 3 Nexus [Final Mission]
anon pulled off a childhood friends anime romance with his twink lover while i'm hung over after downing 15 beers last night because i peaked in highschool and have been in the shitter since
>>558725328I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
Don't be sad, share in the joy of faves and try to look on the bright side of life! Also I'm out of fresh turtle grampa so we're back to goat dad
>>558729390stfu oh my god
>>5587293902 out of 10 stars
>>558729518Sans that's a child
brap
>>558729659Dishonest. Performative. Falseflagging.
>>558729659HHHHHHHRRK... HHHHHH... HHHHHRRK... HHHHHHH... *puts yellow barricade tape on thread*
BRAPHAZARD ZONE, DO NOT ENTER
>>558729659Five out of ten on the hazometer
This is my callout post against Anonymous. Please like and rt to spread awareness. Block, do not engage. What they did:Called my post dishonest, performative, and false flagging. Why I think they should die:This was very mean and hurt my feelings and wasn't following proper internet eteek.
>>558725284the pippins art archive is finally up! visit the pippins wiki linked in the op to download it. It's sorted by characterI have definitely been slacking when it comes to screenshotting the last couple of whiteboards so make sure to let me know of any art I missed. I'll try to resume writing for the wiki again when I have the time
>>558730092lmao
>>558730332super awesome thank you
>>558729659bogus bomb>>558729736truth nuke
>>558730284it's pronounced "etow-ic"
>>558729538>>558729592Or stay sad I guess, that's fine too
Fave is realizing Zach and Michael ended Smiling Friends early because Paramount acquired Warner Bros(which includes Adult Swim).
>>558730284I could think of a thousand things you do that piss me off. I wouldn't call for your death though
tasquefag poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses
>>558730764we can't have SHIT in this house
fave's guilty pleasure is the tensura series
>>558726940Happy for you.
now that the pippins have a permanent, accessible art archive I hope that oldfags and newfags alike will start posting pippins more often. Ive made an older pippins archive in the past but I posted it in some random thread and it was just one big jumbled folder
>>558730332I feel like you are missing a lot
im really gappy for anon im s.iling it's so niceeee i cant stop fidgeting im crossing my legs hard enough for my koints to pop i wanna peel off my skin and crawl out if it really really bad
>>558731178I am. hopefully other anons will start making their own pippins folders so I can absorb it into the archive. I'm not active on 4chan enough to be able to save every pippins imagealso, I just realized I forgot to check the magmas. I'll make sure to put those in the next update to the archive
I think Deltarune is inferior to Undertale because there isn’t enough child death to satiate my HUNGER for EDGE
>>558731470I think Undertale is inferior to Deltarune because I can't go into catty and brattys shop to get a facefull of catty's cleavage
>>558731617i wanna sit down with bratty and wrap my arm around her waist and hold her close and feel her rumble-laughing
is it cattyposting time?
This reminds me a lot of Kulve Taroth's icon in an autistic way>>558731470I think when we learn more about Kris and Dess' backstory you'll probably get a decent amount of edge, rainbow flowers in Flower King could be something too but honestly I doubt it
>>558732193Is he trying to supress a boner or is he dying from Catty's weight?
>>558732261both
>>558731860kris and susiezilla's quest for tree stars
>>558727850I just finished up talking to him, he was trying to make me feel better, because we were both really flustered because of last night, we had a funny convo on the phone and now i think we feel much more comfortable now... i love him. i am glad he loves me. it was a very shocking experience for both of us last night.
replying to someone with noelle reaction pics is the same as someone replying with cat reaction pics. noelle and cats carry the same feeling
>>558732519he quite literally told me during our confession last night that I awakened him into realizing he wasn't het, for some reason that made me extremely proud... he is so cute
thread is too slow today half of the posts in this thread are me, we need to attract more faggots to the general by acting more gayasgoreposter, that's your cue
>>558731470child death is why Undertale feels like a honorary RPG Maker game
>>558732792Other way around, I just got nothing to post about during gay hours
Is NoelleHoliday.gif being part of your coming out conversation more or less cringe than trying to court someone with homestuck gore porn on your sketchbook
>>558733036>homestuck gore porn on your sketchbook...what?
i just saw some of the posters from when i was gone on the phone, its so funny how people are genuinely envying of me because of my gay ass confession story. i am so happy right now, i never thought he would've liked me back, i waited so long
>>558733131i amm happy birthday for you both, pizzarina and pants
>>558733262Awww
No more sex.
>>558733036what the fuck are you talking about
rouxls is lucky and I hate him
>>558733093When I was 16 I found out a girl I hung out with (19) was also into HS, so I tried talking to her about it and she started hitting on me and pulled out a drawing of Gamzee fucking Tavros' severed headThat's how I got my first real kiss but we never talked again after that summer Undertale/Deltarune she also liked to talk about Blazblue oviposition
>>558733036This would work on me
>>558732792I can't tell if you're being sarcastic through text or not, so I'm simply going to say that I want to pin Asgore against a wall and kiss him until he's a blushing mess and make him blueberry muffins and hold his hand as we walk down the sidewalk together
>>558733578
>>558733640yay
>>558733436NOMOREBIRTHS!
>>558733578damn, your stories definitely funnier than mine. but still. who tf says inside jokes like that as if it's some universal reference.
>>558725284Saw Puck and felt like drawing them last night. The bullets are meant to be bubbles since that's one of the things I can imagine them using when they perform
I can't be considered a human anymore
rudinn went to the psychiatrist and got told of a new development. rudinn has asperger's legally speakingpsychiatrist bloxxer assumed rudinn had already known and apparently this whole time he thought someone else would have pointed this out to rudinn. rudinn thinks this is bullshit and impossible and will choose to ignore this new development same as when he got told he had bpd
>>558733735I would even go so far as to say I'd like to snuggle him on the couch in pic related position. Burying my face in his golden chest fluff while he hugs me tight? Even at one point falling asleep while subconsciously not wanting me to leave so his arms are still wrapped tight? Waking up the next to see his cute yawning and subsequent morning dad grumbling? Sliding my hands along his muscular back as he pours us some tea, before he turns around with one of the aforementioned blueberry muffins in hand so I can hug him some more as he munches away at it? I'd say something like that sounds nice to me
>>558733916me either
>>558734618wheres that one asgore sprite edit where he's shaking his ass like mr krabs
>>558734709same
>>558734724
>>558733916I’m only human after allDon’t put the blame on me
>>558733845cyuuuuuute
>>558734758i bet you had that gif incidentally downloaded in your files before hand huh. the asgore gooner
>>558734757
>>558735176
I'll make a new waihtbaorgd tomorriew
>>558734956I downloaded that gif the first time I saw it months ago. I am unabashed, unashamed, and my actions were those of unmatched favoritism
>>558734758Toriel is a fool
Lately I’ve been making more “adult” decisions and I don’t know why. It’s cool, but also sucks.
>>558735791I see that you had to choose between beer vs. whiskey, truly the adulting of all time
>>558735791like what
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So many goddamn deltarune characters have Flowey parallels>Ralsei>Jevil>Spamton>Tenna>ERAM>Friend>The Knight>Gaster
>>558735908Going to bed and waking up earlier, almost no candy/sugar anymore, consistent exercise, eating more often…Taking care of myself more, I guess.
>>558736126based spamton [it's not X, it's Y]mogging inferior LLM AIslopddisons
Fave has the properties of rubber and gum
Aren't these supposed to be peak dice hours? Tf is everyone?
>>558737354Ask Again Later
>>558737354there was a silent mass extinction event in the /utg/ population, only a few lifeless regulars remain
>>558737990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vZUbyM5PxY
>>558737354It was shitty in the threads today, not surprised if people just gave up on /utg/ and decided to check another day
>>558737354I'm hiding in my underground superbunker playing Ace Attorney, apparently there was a nuke or something outside but I don't know anything about that *eats four extra-crunchy chip at once extremely loudly with one hand and squeezes plush of fave with other*
>>558737354playing marvel rivals. wanted to play on the minecrap server today but was busy doing errands all day
listening to 12am on loop at midnight makes me want to start jacking my pussy but like emotionally
>>558738578*points finger up* erm isn't the proper term jilling not jacking
>>558738687*pushes up glasses and reads from oversized book* erm the female orgasm isn't real so it having a name at all is erroneous
>>558738687jacking just has a certain jeh neh seh kwah
is guro an anal freak? which pippins is an anal freak?
I got the new forgis on the jeep
>>558737354It is a Thursday night. Maybe people are tired.
I’m tired!
I'm busy!
>>558738687I would never refer to it as jilling that is vaguely disgusting sounding and retarded its like saying dudette instead of dude
I'm jacking it listening to 12am thinking of jilling anon but like lustfully
INCAN GOLD
No one ever stevesit...
masturbating sucks actually
fap bonar
Yeah, I'm jilling it, gonna barry it later, I'm thinkin' of chrissing it, bouta wesk it soon, wish me luck on the spencing
>>558739716Oh boy, not to interrupt, but, sucking it would actually be a blowjobHope this helps!
>>558739585
I'm cuddling Spamton while lying sick in bed. I can't get him sick with Lightner germs but my clogged nose makes it harder to smell his delicious natural flop sweat
Fave WILL squeeze out that last bit of toothpaste even if they have to apply a million billion trillion psi of force
>>558740291Suck on the opening
>>558740112Thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to meMarriage?
>>558740291if I made an earthbound rom hack (this is ontopic because of earthbound halloween hack) I would make the PSI really stupid, like PK Nacho Cheese (doritos) and PK Cool Ranch (also doritos)
>>558740237That Spamton is thinking of so many deals rn you have like 50 cures waiting in the Dark World
>favorite Underrune>3 different favorite characters from something differentgo
when the fave is sus
>>558740541For a second there I thought you just really liked ranches
>>558739585>>558740112>>558740418>str**ght relationship
>>558740418ok sure. we will walk in the evening sun and buy good fruit at the farmers market and get old
>>558740624JevilAgent Cooper (Twin Peaks)Caitlyn (Arcane)Mike (BB/BCS)
>>558740624SansSans (Smash)Sans (Kenny Omega)Sans (Deltarune)
>>558740624It’s been so long since I cared about another media I’m having a hard time thinking of what to say
>>558740624>catti>chie satonaka (persona 4)>Hsien-ko (darkstalkers)>adachi rei (vocaloid)>>558740686now that I think about it more, if I made an earthbound rom I would make the player choose their favorite flavor of doritos at the start of the game, each flavor would be a different ability in battle with a different effect
>>558741114Dude I thught Berdly had a massive rack from the thumbnail.
>>558740809Deal! And some of those hot pepper plants oh and a >$20!!!!!! IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET A SEED AND-nice flowering plant for the table *orders bulk seeds from amazon*
>>558741206there should be more femberds. the only fem berdly ive seen is from thewill, the underhertail guy
>>558740112what the fuck is that spare tongs?
>>558740624>Asgore Dreemurr>Manny Calavera (Grim Fandango)>Amaterasu (Okami)>Grovyle (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon)
>>558741398fem berdly is just alphys but not fat
>>558741362excellent…excellent
>>558742020Definitely not, holy secondary
>>558728075
The Crab Fave
>>558742225with a superiority complex instead of inferiority
fem ____ is just _____ but not _____
>>558740624CattiChieKim PineMarceline
>>558742814Kris Kris shit
>>558740624>Mettaton>Komaru Naegi (Danganronpa)>Kazuma Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)>Dwight (The Walking Dead)
>>558742570Legendary
You feel the weight of all the faves you did not choose for your top 3 crawling on your back...
>>558743093Attain reality...
Stumbled on a Dess/Noelle shipping blog on tumblr. Mark off another space on my rare ships bingo.
>>558743884Post link or else you're lying
>>558743884post it, this thread needs more deselle/holidaycest
gerson's ferson and serson
Fave tells me you're a man who's good with his hands, Anon.
>>558743995https://www.tumblr.com/dessellefanpage
>>558744108(formerly catti's)
>>558744153Not reallyFor example I usually need help disconnecting my laptop's fans when changing the thermal paste
>>558742574You called?
>>558744212>transfemnope no ooc meme fetish posting for me thanks
>>558744212>I'm a black poly transfem who loves Deltarune Always noellefags being like this
>>558744212>>558744719Ok but do they make noelle or dess trans?
>>558744853I don’t see any original posts from this person outside of them reblogging pedophilic incest garbage. Is this your blog?
>>558744252i hate that "catti's fattis and sattis" actually makes sense
>>558744212>>558744463>>558744719For some reason, Desselle gets a lot of tranny based material. If you go on Ao3 and search for the ship, half of it is tranny garbage. Shame too, but the ship itself is narratively interesting and generally compelling.
I know some of you goon to Fave so what do you think of the current Twitter drama. I think it's kinda absurd to virtue signal about disliking people "jacking it to animals" when you're a fetish artist who draws people with dog heads. Like how do you think you're any much better if you want to kiss a muzzle? I know it's nothingburger drama I just think it's funny... like this is insecurity / projection no? They're just ashamed of being a furry
>>558745254>the ship itself is narratively interesting and generally compellingI would have to disagree with you, and the fact that what you just said about the ship being tranny garbage is a supporting factor in my argument. Kriscember is way more compelling in my opinion
>click on all the profiles of the first few pages of that "person”’s liked posts>all of them are transYep.
>>558745553i think it's all silly because there's nothing wrong with having sex with animals
>>558745553>so what do you think of the current Twitter dramaFave doesn't think of it at all.
*sends you here*
