Previous: >>558735047>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
do NOT sexualize the Urara
can she take me to group A finals?
>>558755874
Why is Special Week so fucking ugly?
>>558755945>no B Stamina>no Recovery SkillsShe will not gonna make it
>>558755963
look at this sexy CHUD
>>558755945yeppers
>>558756005calculator said its enough
>>558755945might gasrun a few tests
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>558755945>head on >highlanderbreh
Any cute Ardanbwo around here?
>>558755945There are people actually bringing a debuffer Natie, and I've seen some C+ stamina Taiki die from her. You need to pray not to encounter one
What's so funny
>>558756048I'm going to eat this cake for a whole Special Week
>>558755945all front runner will have stamina eater and most recovery skill used is keen eye. Your horse will die halfway.
>>558756136The Ryanfags killed them all...
mejiro shiddin and mejiro fardan hehe
>>558756005Mood multipiler will save him
>>558755874HALU ULALA! GANBALIMAAAAASU!Imagine if she had won a race in her final year. She did get 2nd and a 3rd in 2004, so it wasn't out of the question.If she had mated with someone, is there a stallion at the time that would've been a good fit? The foals of two eternal losers winning races would've financed their track for decades.
>>558756236>stamina eaterspeed eater
>>558756198gobbling on those special cheeks
>>558756236keen eye doesn't reduce stamina you dingdong
Where is the Agenda button on mobile?
>>558756236>stamina eater>Mile
>>558756236king of all retards
>>558756398Under [Race]
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. Even if you're already in a club or on cooldown, we can still send you an invite. We'll have a few open spots after club rewards are sent out, so reply with your ID if you're interested>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week>don't flatline for 5 days
I'm going to rape
>>558756574
>>558756563
>>558756593>>558756563not even autisuma is/was this desperate
Digitan LOVE
>>558756563>>558756593should have renamed yourselves to le gay fags
>>558755945I did some practice rooms and the only time she died was when she got rushed I didn't see her unique activate a single time and she didn't win a single time
>>558756574feels really good... let's kill her/.... oh god i hngggggggg
Sex with nigumas
>>558756598Anus Fujin
Good morning
tama kissing my tamas
rape
consider this jobber
>>558756574What kind of training is this?
>>558757081Stamina training
>>558757081Guts obviously.
>>558757104Yaeno is so cute
>>558757081teaching her how good rape truly feels is wit obv
you weren't supposed to sexualize the urarararararara
Rebricked (an A+ club) is recruiting for March.>Why should I join?We're a LGBT+ friendly space who welcome anyone with open arms, no matter what you are.>What's the quota?20m>Can I flatline?As long as you hit said quota.>Anything else?Orgies on Sundays.
>>558757220She need to learn about these things or someone might take advantage of her
>>558757353...curren did this
https://files.catbox.moe/cgcun4.mp4
>>558757353falco deserves this
Is this enough accel skills yes i know the stats are glue
Uma with this feel?
>>558757220Ulala is for loving, consensual sex.
>>558757353it's okay i'll buy her a triple scoop because she's triple cute
>mile S>dirt BBros...
>>558757624You are missing ryan's
>>558757624Too many accels not enough velocity to push you further
>>558757684
>>558757624Too much accels, should have gotten more velocity skills for that
im sorry...
>>558757795For what? You never goof up.
>>558757624dude its a mile race, literally no one knows about the outcome.
https://youtube.com/shorts/zKfZCRvDT5Mspechud va is back? its been ages
https://files.catbox.moe/smahks.mp4
Are we getting the finemo banner before Aquarius starts? I want to try getting 3LB to use on my aces before Round 1 happens.
>>558756947I know who you are
>>558756574this must feel good
>>558758295for who?
>>558756794
>>558758337Us
>>558758036
Everything coming up Milhouse
>>558756512Thanks anon
I love Spe-chan so much
>>558758517No problem
>>558758337Doto Rape
How the fuck do you even do the new scenario? I can't even hit UA on it when I was easy getting UA5-6 on the last one.
my best speed card is tosen jordan
my cm team
>>558758598What are you doing here, JP anon?
>>558758598RB decks and hope for the best
more like TOESEN
Fuck you cygames for making me sad again during Suzuka's story
>>558758598They knew everybody would hate the niggers so they made the new scenario worse
>>558758780damn, throwing deathflag just like that
>>558758780
>>558758834It's bizarre how this is supposed to be the big "we're going to america to beat the americans" scenario but then you literally spend a total of ONE TURN with ONE RACE in America with ZERO AMERICAN RIVALS
>>558758942Soverignty wasn't there to rape Ebayan please understand
>>558758695I'm literally using maxed almond eye, stay gold, tamamo cross and casino drivedid they really jew the fuck out of this so hard that you can't even hit UA without forever young?
>>558758868Why is Shiraoki-sama like this
>>558758535suddenly remind me of grub's spechud
>>558758868Shiraoki more like Shiradoto
>>558758868doto would say that
>>558759026Like what? Correct?
>>558758780Keiba fags must have really loved that horse. They are still in mourning, and they even made a whole fucking game, just so there is a some kind of alternate reality where Suzuka survived and continued running in front, all alone, with others nowhere in sight.
>>558759090So when is she getting a SS alt like Taiki?
sex
>>558759135No need for an alt when all the buffs are on her
>>558756236average vftard
>>558759090Best girl
orange post rate is risingproceed with caution
We hate orange umas (subspecies of ch*stnutters) here
Orange love!
>Hating orangeGay
we hate orange (doctor said im a homosexual not sure if that matters)
She is coming home
>>558759568Holy fuck, she is so perfectly flat.
Monthly club rewards should be split based on your own fan contribution.An A+ Club right now for example gets 90k carats total divide that by 30 members and everybody gets 3k carats.But it's not fair that the guy with 10 million fans gets as much carats as the guy with 100 million fans. The carats should be given out based on personal fan gains. If you got 10% of the total monthly fans in your club you should get 10% of the total rewards, 9k carats not a shitty 3k carats so 2 flatliners can get their handouts.
Orange hair umas are weird and need to be sexed IMMEDIATELY:
Why are they staring
>>558758780>>558759090I cried a bit when this came up
>>558759802
>>558759826that's why we have the dancho paychecks qwo
>>558759826>his dancho doesn't pay him in google gift cards for being a top earnerIMAGINE wasting your time
>flatty houri sleep
I need Suzuka gf...
oreng
>>558760246me sleeping on their flat chest (i keep complaining it's not soft enough and i can't sleep)
Totally necessary training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XvzHdO7nrk&t=75>I love my frens and the dahby and taishin! :D>there's more than one race, you one trick pony. fraud. retarded BITCHwhy is taishin like this...
doto's soft pillows...
Can one of you guys download a good voice changer, pretend to be a girl and call me on Discord pretending to be my girlfriend? My parents are starting to not believe I have a long distance girlfriend
>>558760712Tickezo won btw
sex with nature while teio is watching us
>>558760764Would have said yes if you weren't a teioporker
enough, someone pls post those korean teio abuse arts
>>558760401Man, I hope I’m not anywhere near her during breeding season…
it's just like my cinderella grays
what alts will ebay get
>>558757968I still don't get why Urara was paired with Forever Young for the first one
I just fapped to Ardan and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>558761224because urara is the unofficial global mascot because LE HECKIN DAUGHTERINOreddit ass horse
>>558761224Because she is the cutest
>>558761224dirters
forever young umanko
can someone give me a qrd on the black umas
>>558761224Dirters are a tightly knit community in Tracen, all of them are friends. You should go read Furioso's story since she started out edgy, Falco and Espoir were trying hard to make friends with her (they eventually succeed).
H
>>558761224her seiyuu is the cheapest one
>>558761086How'd you lose to Chiyodog. It's suppose to be Ardan breaking the limit.
>>558761423nigumas are a mystery, an eniguma
>>558761285my pov
>>558761452I jobbed so I could see the other outcome
What is the list of Brian challengers?
new reaction image just dropped feel free to download
>>558760764Depends. Are you the teio poster that eats his own cum?
>>558760764sorry i'm not a chubby chaser
>>558761224Urara: 0 yen won in JRA racesEbayan: 7.2 mil yen won in JRA races (only JRA race run was the debut lol)
What's sex with Haru Urara like
>>558762192the same as sex with any other dead animal
>>558762271Are we expected to know how that feels
>>558762357no
>>558758942It doesn't even have to be real merican horses, I'd take Happy Meek forma burger as a final opponent over mob n*ggers.The frog scenario clears this anni by a mile.
>>558756563>>558756593>>558757265This club has got to be super fucking gay
>>558756563>>558756593>>558757265
>>558761998That's all Teio posters tho
>>558759826Even their other games has individual rewards for slaving away, separate from the club rewards. Here, you just get the same shit as flatlining leeches. It does fit, since umasloppas are the most buckbroken CyGamers.
https://x.com/mahalosheart/status/2027328373308182990?s=20
I feel a huge disappointment.
>>558762997
King Halo teaching Haru how to please a man she's also bad at it
I really dont feel like reworking my TT umas like 2 weeks before MANT man, can they please hurry up with the update
>>558763192I'm not even updating mine as long as I can retention class 5 and go to group 6 twice a week
>>558762357yes, everybody does ithttps://www.tiktok.com/@hoop.crashout_/video/7604293636485827854
This is my highest score uma yet. Unfortunately the event chain didn't end and I didn't get OYL. Be real with me, can she win group B finals?
>>558763493I would remake until 1200/1200/1000
>>558763493yesalso dober unique doesn't work
>>558756563>rebricked
i like blob guri more than regular oguri
>rebricked (formerly Buttered)
>>558763493Believe in Oguri Cap
Ardan or Dia?
>>558763781Whoever you like more
>>558756563>not BrickblazerCrine bwo
>>558763493This fatfuck can accidentally win A Finals
>>558763869just wait like 2 days they'll change it again
I've been at Tracen Academy for almost a week. When do I get my academy issued horse wife? Do I have to send Tazuna a form or something?
>>558763957I knew this artist would like Logotype. Patrician taste.
hello, um, fellow trainers...
Just one more thing sir.You mentioned you were saving carats for good umas, and well I happened to be in the neighborhood and checked your account. All you had was 5k carats and Mejiro Ardan as your lobby uma.
>>558763591How didn't I think of that, of course.>>558763751>>558763606>>558763902Thanks
>>558764085
>>558764115Hello, Happy Meek. We're going to do the umapyoi now.
>>558764232
>>558764197Yes, and? Seeing this at login is so fucking worth it.
>>558764197Yes? What appears to be the problem here?
>>558763493Oguri Cap as in peak has her ult "if losing, win" as long as she can hit those yellow accels, and if she hit that NSM then it's a win.
>>558763781She's good for my heart
I missed the time going out to find gf today and have something to do at the alt time, and I woke up with only 3TP missing of 100 (one run queued)
>>55876386910 char limit bwo
>>558764450She is a dangerous one...
>>558763869why is this image AI
>>558764524The new villain of Traven...
>>558764564Uma is an AIsloppage
>>558764605i dont get it?doesnt teio eats more?
>>558764596ARDAN NO!
>>558764660
>>558764596In the morning we're pulverizing dreams in the night I'm pulverizing her
If all trainers are husbands of umasThen how do you explain Nishino and Urara?
>>558764753Well she can also crush me with her fat titties
>>558763917drunken ningen women erotic
>>558764816Urara is my wife and I lost my trainers license.
https://x.com/mahalosheart/status/2027328373308182990we can now save horses from heart attack deaths sometimes!
>>558764876Whats under the hat?!
>>558764816Just like how you groom a horse irl, I'm grooming them
The new JP scenario should have been umas eating USA food to make their tits fat for seducing their trainer. Each race gives you stacks of food and the amount of food eaten will be proportional to the size of their tits as veteran trainees.
>>558764816I got married against my will
my ol reliable mile parent didn't give me mile s... what a shame.
I don't want the hag
What the fuck is with King Halo's Meni ShukiShe sounds so fucking sluttyThe sluttiest version, even more than the new umasWhat the FUCK
Next month schedule today?
>>558765181
>>558760401Uhhh.. what exactly are they training for..
>>558765438raping
>>558760401
>update sweepy>she just clicks the shit out of wit training nowAAIIIEEEEE sweepy is being affected by witGOD Virus
Wtf I like Doto now
>>558765438
>>558765590>they shrinksloppa can't even do the one thing right
>>558765590too small
>>558765590>aislop >small titsAbsolutely shit
new floor or JP cup 1st place is 300-317 guts (n=2)
Big head
>>558765684Evil
>>558765590
>wake up >open /uma/>have illicit thoughts about UraraI'm gonna do it
>>558765629change the energy score value to 0,005it works for me
>>558765945Don't
what would you do in this situation
>>558765629Speaking of Sweepy will Sweepydev really be able to make her work for MANT? If yea then I'm more than happy to risk my account
>>558766147tuck her in to bed because she had a nightmare and make her a bowl of eggs in the morning
>>558766196as long as she eats all of them
is Dobel's unique good for the next CM or it's pump iron again?
>>558766147
>>558756317Really hope that they made her get offspring even if not for racing and just preserving her genes or name.
>>558766147Umapyoi
dyon't say nyes if yowu cyan't say nyowictim owf le swstem, say it isn't syoswuatted own le doowstep, swawwowed aww le bwowweaving withwout yowu, cyan't say nyohawfway stawts with happinyess fow mwehawfway house, wost kwitten in le stweethwit mwe whewe it huwts, nya'm cwoming hyome to wosekwitten own le catwawk, high-heewed schoesnyo mowe hward-headed satuwdaystwey gyot it, twey wyant it, twey gwive it awayteww mwe onye thwing yowu wouwd nyevew dwonya was wooking fow a hookew when i found yowu
>>558766147piss my pants
I'm kinda tiredI have 1 weak ace doneother horses need me to pump out a parent that I've been trying for 3 days and I just wanted 2/2 with some whitesperhaps it's time to chill this CM since I won the last one
>>558766284Doto sings like this
>>558765590doto would "accidently" pull up her bra too
Why does Ardan glow?
>>558766147Simply shut the door
No rape
>>558766147ask her why she's wearing a towel
>>558766448everything reminds me of her...
>>558766450you are gonna crush her fingers bro
i had a dream where the epstein files revealed that he owned Grass Wonder using a fake jap company to hide the money trail...
What are your poops like
day 7 of making dirt maya and this is still the best i have
>>558764816>retard hasn't read (probably hasn't even played) a single career
>>558766640why would you ever make her pace, it's quite literally the worst option
>>558766620I had one of those dreams where I was like "oh I guess this is a dream" but it wwent on for so long afterwards that it didnt even hit me that it really was a dream
>>558766564dumbass locked herself in the track after closing hours lol
>>558766564the accident was not your fault Kingu. Urara and the Trainer will live forever in your memories...
>>558766696Flowery maneuver has shit timing for accel so it's pace or front, and front never fires it due to the pass condition.
kinguano
>>558765391they post those on the 1st day of a month so no
alright its time to go win those races the chocolate event wants (both longs) tachyon time!!!
>>558766696im NOT groundwork farming on this mutated brateveryone is bringing fronts so surely nsm + speed star + flowery (lol) is the winning ticket
>>558767005>is the winning ticket
daiwa is following me through careers... I hope she is obsessed with me tho (shes got huge boobas)
>damn dude how the hell are you hitting those stats, you even have S rank>shows me deck>full MLB SSRs>friend already spent $300+ and has been buying monthlies Jesus christ
>>558766884I thought they posted them a bit earlier than that. I just wanna know when MANT starts and when the CM starts before Ace building
>>558767130uh oh
>>558767130Round umas are too powerful...
>>558767274so? when are you going to spend money like him?
Pick one
>>558767434the rabbit
>>558767274300$ is not even a single spark, nigga just got lucky
Teaching Rudolf old school racial slurs...
>>558764596Oh someone's dreams getting pulverized alright
>>558756342>>558756198>>558756048
>>558767332it's either last or first day of the month they have never been consistent
erm this is pre debut ma'am I barely even know you...
>>558767689thsi hag would do this
Now that I think about it Urara is such a blessed or lucky horse. She's surrounded by popular and strong umas, they always interact or is very close with her, and she can blend with them so naturally.Which leads me to believe that Urara's a sleeper agent.
>>558767689Hag is that desperate for dick
>>558758337>>558758337>>558758337>>558758337
>>558767746can't believe this is the result of Japan voting for Sanae Takaichi
>>558767642holy ZASED
satsuki sho race mission done now only the long to do (cant do the fillies race with agnes because its mile)
>>558767746Soulless, someone need to turn her white and blonde
>>558767642these retards always say "they're more than an anime trope bro read their careers" and their career is the most cliche shit imaginable
>>558767642>race magicYakub Tosho...
So you're telling me, she's not even coming to the game for a whole-ass year?
>>558766564>https://youtu.be/Oa-Vc2amuA0GOATED song
>>558767987She's busy with other trainers for now.
>>558767987You can roll her mediocre ass card in the meantime if you like
>>558767858
My second ace for aquarius. Should I go Urara or XOguri for third?
>>558768036brown
>>558767434the OG bird
>>558766564every time you pick another uma kingu kills herself in that timeline let that sink in
>>558768074Urara
flower race (long) down now there is just the kinen after inspo
>>558768064Based and cutepilled
>>558768064that's SO MUCH better
>>558768074>pump on pacerwo.....
>>558768161Good, fuck King Halo
>>558768161not him but I would eat her
>>558767987NTR releases 1.5 years later and is as bad as her speed card
>>558767642I've always respected her not because of those reasons but because she fucking YADA YADA in front of the JP emperor and his royal family. I'm surprised they didn't execute her on the spot that time
>>558767642WHEN IS SHE!?
you think she can win
>all merch is either from S1 or her first alt (4 years ago)cygames hates Urara confirmed
>>558768441No
>>558768452that top part kinda goes hard
This general's melty is going to be wild when American Pharoah is revealed as a niguma.
>>558768263there will be so many fronts and paces that pump will be a viable fallback
>>558768309Don't get it twisted. It's one of the best cards for this scenario
tenno sho down, hopefully that is all the missions
>>558768580He'll be brown like Ozymandias
>>558768470
>>558768452Cygay is jewish and lazy
I have a confession to makeI want to have sex with Digitan in a bed full of pictures of other Umas
>>558768786Based
>>558768786Based?
>>558768417Near the end of MANT iirc
>>558768786Imagine how hard she'll be climaxing and how much she'll climax
>>558766284
imagine climax (x2)
>>558768580i NEED more brownumas tho
>>558768786Why?
Just looked at Ayabe's unique, it doesn't seem very good...
>>558768580we wuz egyptians n shiet?
>>558767642Sweep has forever been associated with cheating.
>>558768691Made for sloppy armpit kissing
Do you bestHeckin
>>558769320Nice stamina gwo
Open rooms are just the grindschizos right? I can't win a single cm10 lobby...
im made training
>>558768452They should make her MILF in her alt
>>558769415I dont go to rooms so I can dellude myself into thinking I have a chance
>>558769320>446There's no world where this doesnt die in the last spurt
>>558769415Public lobbies are a good way to test for Round 2 A group
I love Rice
>>558759782she's so pretty i wanna cry
Why do they have spic names?
sexo suzuka
>>558769575
>>558759451
>>558769709Needs a KACHITORITAI MONOMONAI song
>>558769591>GentilDonna>spicIt's italian you dumb american
I would eat insta ramen out of Manhattan Cafe's asshole.
Suzuka is going to break for 4 months due to MANT...
thinking abotu her...
>>558756563>>558756593Hi.I started to play only on 2026 but this month I'm at 38,000,000 of fans and I should continue on this average.If you can already send an invite,188258039584Thanks
>>558769873DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOUUU THIS ONE HE'S ALREADY ON A2
When's the MANT news nuke? I need to know what all global is doing early.
>>558767642Okay, but magic still isn't real.
>>558769824>he doesn't know
Want to cum for Doto
>>558770002are you giving me an order
>>558769553Rice is so cute.
thinking about him...
How's those dirt aces coming along, anons?
>>558770134lol this is not her!
>>558769936Battler says so otherwise
I impulse rolled 30k on Ardan and I don't regret it
>>558770134Dotobro...
Should I claim Taiki and Curren?I accidently got them to 150 just by buying dailies+the old legend racesI don't have a single plan to roll umas in the foreseeable future ngl
whore
>>558769936Who is the Battler of umamusume?
>>558770254taiki shuttle? yeah but she would get it you can make a whore a dogwife
>>558770171true, I'm a they/them
>>558770232No reason not to
>>558770284don't shay that...
What is the actual trigger condition for inherited Tachyon ult? What does sitting off the pace actually mean? Is it only useful on Late/End?
>>558770440https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=100321Use gametora
>>558770040yeppers
youre right, you (me), you (I) can make a whore a dogwife. I will>>558770440google it (its a term) >>558770412can make her your dogwife still... its best that you know
>>558770440you should look up skill triggers and effects on gametora if you want to find out what they actually dofor Tach ult you have to be 3rd or 4th on a corner during the second half of the race
>>558770440retard
Kiseki sexo
>>558770298...post butt >>558770573sexo suzuka
>>558770232Nah, exchange their star pieces for 150 clovers each.
>>558770534
>>558770620You posted Fuji bro
>>558766564https://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpgNO TAKEBACKS KINGU
Day 9 of daily pulling on the Valentine's banner: I have obtained a third 3*, but still no Bourbon.
>>558766172i will say now that the logic will be inferior to a actual human by quite a bit. but u should still be getting decent statlines.taking a short break from sweepy to work on some headless uma stuff.https://files.catbox.moe/38x71u.webmwhen automated this should be able to finish a career in 6mins or 240m fans a day, tho u will prob be banned in like 3 days.and since its headless u can technically run 50 of em on some potato pc and take over the top 30 clubs solo
>>558770232>Should I get claim free stuff or hit my balls with a hammer?
>>558770686Yeah and Kiseki is in her name.
nigga
>>558770517>>558770567Thanks.
>>558770620*Fuji Kisexyftfy
>>558768613Or you just make a pace that can hit 3-4. Like, run 20-24 races on career for skill points. you will mog everybody to the point of stealing rod sometimes.
>non-tokyo racecourse>sprinters>stayers>dirters>jumpers
>"one flyer please">this outcome most of the time
>>558770745me (kin pervert) on the right
NYOOOOOOHAVE MERCY FUKUHOW COULD YOU
>>558771024>sprinters>stayers>dirters>jumpersallsexo(horses)spacebar button broke
>>558771083The chances increases if your trainer is set to female
>>558770232What kind of question is thatWhat else are you gonna do with star pieces bwo
Just lost a career to a 22% training
>>558771297eat them
>>558770645>...post butt
>>558771297whats this horse nice nature (my daughter)s sister or something
>>558770232>can get Taiki for free>doesnt taiki the CM>didnt sprint currenI wish i had this idiots account
>can get taki for free HOW I WANT HER and I obviously spent my selector on oguri
>>558771368>no tail
>>558771518Ulala took it
>>558771473dia is probably the most gf uma also we love kitasan
I made an oversight...
>>558771378why she keeps calling me trainer?
>>558771382it's her alt, coming in less than 2 months
>>558770232if you don't want either of them right away then you don't need to claim themthat'll leave you with more star pieces if you get spooked, and you'll be able to take them to 4 stars (costs 200, you'll have 150 + 60) right awayon the other hand going past 3 stars doesn't really do anything
>>558771479You just have to as lucky at the dumdum anon. Or at least more lucky than me.Any more Taiki events with stars comin up?
>>558771613youre right, anon #558771613people do make mistakes, even manipulatorshmmm
>>558771675nah. this isnt nice nature
>>558771681But then you wouldn't get the goddess statues, and not get them in hope to get spooked is retarded
iwish i was happy i hate being alive
>>558770792some people liek that
>>558771860God this Urara is so sexy
>>558771841DOG
>>558771841PITLICKER
>>558771682her daily races will be available in a few weeks>>558771860it's not like there's a time limit
>>558772008They...will....? Are you sure? I do not see them mentioned anywhere.
>>558771681Yeah, but that anon is talking about 3 star umas. I remember doing the same thing with Grass Wonder: I had enough star pieces to unlock her, but I just waited to pull her since she's a 2 star, and when I did get her, I got her to 3 stars immediately.
Got Ardan yesterday and this is the first time, at least since I’ve been playing, that I’ve seen an uma's friends actually supporting and helping her in her relationship with her trainer
>>558771868Die then.
>>558772110nta but it should be the anniversary thingy
>>558772110starting with 1st anni we get daily legend races for all the legend races up to 0.5 annithen it updates every 0.5 anni after that
>>558772159Well he did say he has no plan to roll for umas in the "foreseeable" futureWe don't know what that means
>>558772230>>558772110>>558772257Yeah i just figured it out. Thanks, guess i will not selector her then.
>>558772159it works for 3 stars as wellthere's no particular reason to star unlock a new trainee unless you want to train them, so you might as well wait just in case you get spooked and then you can 4 star them (for what that's worth)
Arima Kinen
>>558772418
what are you supposed to do when an uma looks at you like this
>>558772394I know it works with 3 stars umas. The point I failed to convey properly is that getting spooked by a 3 star is very unlikely.
i have her festival alt but i'll be grinding daily races for her original ASAP
how do i break this duo bros? they have perfect coverage
niguma you say?
>>558772638[Surrender]
>>558772731
YesAmericans are black
DID YOU KNOW that in uma musume chiyo is one of the non protag umas to be in fucking everything?
>>558772706well obviouslystill there's no benefit to unlocking them before you want to use themthough in the case of taiki you almost certainly could improve your TT score with her
>>558772825Shieeeeet
>>558772906to be fucking everything?
WHEN DOES THE FREE SHIT START CYGAYMES
>>558772927dayum bro
WE WUZGODDESSES AND SHI
>>558772257>3 years for falco
>>558772825
>>558772638New Uma?
>>558772927
>>558773246Soul
pokemon x uma collab soon
>>558772825>Sleipnirwe wuz nordic n shieet uma
Four(4) black umas really mindbroke /v/fags this hard huh
Webricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked, ReBricked and the Jackson 5) is recruiting for the Apocalypse. Even if you're already in a club, get the fuck out so you can join ours so we can save your mortal soul from damnation. We have millions of few open spots before the rapture, so reply with your social security card number if you're interested.
>>558773247>>558772638
how do you find the club ID
>>558773548More like thousands of forced diversity Umas.
>>558773247>he doesn't recognize Aston Machan
>>558773659DO NOT GIVE HIM YOUR SOCIAL SECRUITY CARD NUMBER HES LITTERATELY SATAN
>>558773548>fourit's actually only two lol, but there's 20 variants with different eyes and boob size
>>558773597>ReBricked and the Jackson 5got a chuckle out of me
>>558773685Who?
>>558773791
>>558773548It feels like I'm in a time loop at this point
>>558773715The one with glasses is really cute imo.
>>558773597I'll not accept your invite
>>558773597WE
bro is just naming it whatever the fuck he wants
>>558773597what it's the club take on LGBT+ people?
Sex with Urara!
>>558773872Ugly as fuck. Make her white.
can someone who has a Taiki that actually wins rooms post your deck and skills please? mine keeps losing and I need to remake it. lust provoking image included for engagement
>>558774007
>>558773924WERE
>>558773680We've already had diversity from the start with the gaijins like El and Grass and brownmas like Hishiama and explicitly black umas like Michelle My Baby in Cinderella Gray, so why are all you culture war thirdies only crying about it now?
>>558773597What is a social secutiry number?
>>558774056>western artCringe
>>558772180bright also does it for dober but without her consent
>>558774002I'm falling for the Urara is sexy propaganda
>>558769873Invite sent!
>>558774104>Michelle My BabyBrown like the rest, and no afro hair.>>558774147Biwa, but fat
>>558774147Now make Goldship prettier
15796602Join aquatius room
>>558773548It mindbroke two retards who keep posting bait and two dozen who keep falling for it.
Ulala sex.
>>558774310>aquatius
>>558774268kill yourself seashitter
>rude>dark brown>plays basketball >first line of dialogue is about stealing >tackles other umas mid race >somehow is not black because she's hotalways the same logic
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558774136you're cringe
>>558773713i want to add my club to the list
Why do thirdies LARP as racist Americans anyway? They'll never accept you. Reeks of mindbroken colonized subhumans.
>xoguri with 0 recovery skills winHuh
>146 pulls>No Ardan>Only 1201 carats leftI'm never gonna make it Ardan bros go on without me...
>>558774636Corner Cunnyseiur magic. He proc it just right before the late-race line
>>558774638You know what must be done.
>>558774275
>>558774546Indog/Pignoy buck-broken sissies
>>558774741I'm a poorfag
>>558768580>American Pharoahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qS-7VMr28o/uma/ will be the fasted thread in /vg/ for a day.
>>558774443She needs to lose the muscles to be hot. Buff women don't sell.
FYI, the shitposter just got the /v/ thread deleted and started boting/samefagging his bait threadand it seems like he is doing it in here toostay clear and don't respond to bait
What is the rubber nen of uma?
>>558774762
I NEED TO ROLL FOR FINEMO NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>558774951asspull braindead fans defend to death because their only personality is liking that series in particular? there has been nothing like that yet
>>558774951
>>558775105real
>>558774443The white brit and NZ uma tackled too though? You did watch the episode where they stated that roughhousing is normal for all gaijin umas right? You aren't intentionally leaving things out and taking things out of context so you can delude yourself into thinking your skewed take is correct right?Also MMB was never rude
YOU ARE MY FRIENDAA ANO HI NO YUMEIMA DEMO MADA WASURETENAIN DESHOYOU ARE MY DREAMAA HAJIMATTA BAKKAKIMI NO ONE LONGEST WAYWO IMA TABIDATSU YO THANK YOU MY FRIENDAA ANO HI NO KOTOIMA DEMOMADA OBOETERU KARAYOU ARE MY DREAMAA MOU NIDOTO SOU MODORANAI DAYSWOOO I WILL GO THE DISTANCE
>>558774951Chiyono O burning her sakura eyes (that she never had) to win the Derby.
>>558775148>>558775105the hat also stays?
Marchan's fat tits
>>558775105imagine getting a puppetjob from her haha
>>558775173>musclesFaggot
Hello and early good night friends!!!
>>558775272sleep tight babyanon
>>558775198yes
>>558775272it's 10:30 am
2 lesbians in the toilet together? They must be yurinating.
>>558774443>That scene where she gave oguri tongue after the race and made out for a solid minuteHOW DO YOU LEAVE OUT THE BEST PART
Suzie you're going kinda fast, girl...
>>558775272
>>558775268Canonically jacked thoughever
>>558775080 You and me both
I need to rape the other Chiyoposters to establish my dominance
>>558775496>removing femininity She exist for no one.
>>558775649
>>558775496>Michelle My Baby is 195cm>I'm 159cmHoly shit this is the BEST
>>558775821>t.beta male
>>558775680Might wanna get your (minimal) testosterone levels checked bub
>>558775821>159you are a female
>>558775894>posting a male uma
>>558775821Damn a miniature bwo*picks you up*
>>558775821>159I'm sorry little one...
>>558775080this but CB
>>558774136retard
>>558775821I'm gonna touch you
I want to pull for cheerleader Natie. The tummy out is too erotic.
>>558775680>>558775268Fucking a girl with well defined abs is literally the closest you can get to heaven, if I could lick it while still fucking her I would bust right that moment
>>558774519NTA nor clublistanon but if you want to add your club to the list, use #clublist then add your club name and ID. Add in a banner as well for publicity, there is a guide to help you in the rentry.
>>558776091Pray for the artist to reject western art styles
>>558775821digitan's legs look really loose and fun to play with and easy to spread
>>558776235>>558776242THE DUALITY OF BWO
>>558775989Take a showerHit the weightsGain heightTake the musclepill
>>558776242You're just fucking a man.>>558776390Ugly tomboy.
>>558776091>open skeb>NSFW okay>Fanbox has nude uma'sGod if only I wasn't saving money for plane tickets. Literately everyone I wanted to commission from opened up the exact month I had to save money for plane tickets.
Reminder to kill your local sweepy user
I still prefer women on the feminine side but sometimes there's a muscle lady that knocks me off my feet. The only time I really dislike muscles is when they get into Sakura Oogami territory.
>>558776670
>>558775475*coughs blood*She hit max speed before 2nd inspiration and got 2 mile activations instead of 2 dirt... Kinda crazy how little power she got as well...
>>558776285>club name and IDhow do you find the club id
>>558776685Sakurai Oogami is a princess and ill kill everyone in the room then myself if anyone says otherwise.
>>558776785search for the club on chrono by name and it'll give you the id
>>558776536I think the nsfw umas all have their ears sheared off, from what I saw on their kemono a while ago.
>>558776885danks bwo
>>558776838I don't think she's bad at all but she isn't the kind of character I'd feel sexually attracted to
>>558775821>159cmDamn bwo I can lift you up, pin you against the wall and start raping you and there's not a single thing you can do about it
>>558776927Rice wouldn't say this
I (curren chan's trainer) literally look like this
>>558776927Rice would say this and do this
>>558776982I (literal faggot) want to fuck you in front of her.
>>558776907
>>558776982This is me 1 week after being Sirius's trainer
Who said "im crashing out" in the movie?
>tfw 168cmif i want to be cute-sized i would have wished to be shorter... now im neither cute-sized nor tall
>>558777181that's good though?
>>558774147what the... that's night and day
>>558775105would she moan through her puppet
67
Is it true that uma is for blacks and browns now?
>>558776685>sometimes>and it's pic related
>>558777181You are still a heightlet
>>558777181you're cute sized for other men
>great run gets bricked by rainbowless senior yearevery fucking time, somtimes it feels like my account must have a "never let this retard win" luck seed or something
>>558777381Always has been. For instance, this thread is mostly Indians.
juvenile fillies
>>558777381Before (JP): japs and SEAsNow (Global): latinxes and americans
AI COPY
I want to remind everyone that Yanko has defined abs in official art
>>558777181What do you mean? 168cm is very small and cute.>>558777558Cute boy.
>>558777173ME BECAUSE I CANT GET THE DIRT INSPIRATIONS FOR MY DIRT B
>>558776907Link? I couldn't find it when I looked. He made a fat tachyon I hope he drew nude.
>>558777181put on the Teio cosplay bwo...
>>558777381Fuck off, City
it is a new daythe worst day since yesterdayand the worst day until tomorrow
>>558776914Don't forget to put #clublist in your post when you're going to advertise your club
ITS A NEW DAY
>>558776484I doubt they make those with uterus
>>558777602>forever hagSkip
>>558777381NIGGER WEVE BEEN HERE, WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE.
>>558755874I have an important question for you guys. Do you think Haru Urara's shorts are sexy, alluring, or erotic? It's a question I've been struggling with as I've heard the siren calls to lewd her innocent ass. Should I do it? Will I risk death? Is it worth it?
>>558777610Shit is rare to hit even if 4-5/6 red sparks are Dirt
>>558768309I just woke up, only had 6 hours of sleep time, my alarm is still 2 hours away but my body is like, wake up nigga
>>558777616kemono.cr/fanbox/user/11150211
>>558777874NIGGA NO You advertise yourself in the thread. The rentry is for clublist anon to edit
>>558777865>nipples
Can you guys show me what a top tier Falco built for the next CM looks like?
>>558777837>Do you think Haru Urara's shorts are sexy, alluring, or erotic?Full on sexy
>>558777865iinchou wouldn't say that
>>558778143what anyone can just go in and shit it up?
sexo dober
>>558777865Walk around for 10-15 minutesGo back to sleepEnjoy lucid dreams Fuck fav uma in it
>Logotype has the lowest amount of art between the 5th anni newumas (excluding Casino Drive)sad
>>558777804That's a white woman (horse edition), thoughbeit.
>Hahakigi's newest post is up in fanboxAnyone know who did he draw this time?
I didnt miss a day right? Im really not motivated to play the game right now
>>558778139Then please help to guide me and show me the path so I may treat her booty with the respect it deserves. Bloomers deserve more love.
horse girls...
what do you think forever young alt will be apart from the inevitable anime one
>>558777837Erotic
Guess the sparks
>Both of them got blocked WHAT THE FUCK
>>558778302>>558777865cuddling with inchou....
I only play fronts and lates
>>5587784473 speed 2 mile
you know what is worse than your uma having zero G1 belts?Winning one G1 and it being the junior year G1Imagine thatAtleast if you are a silver collector, you can always live on as an underdogbut imagine fucking winning Hopeful Stakes or the other junior G1s and NEVER amounting to anything
>>558778460Use Bakishin
>>558778572Bakushin is not my oshi
>>558778525God I fucking wish, that would've been a full mile parent if that was the case
>>558777929>All of those fat Tachyon picturesGod if only my horse was popular enough to get this kind of attention. I have to pay people to get people to draw her.
>>558777837It does make her ass look fatter than it is, and she's a stick ffs
>>558777837the bloomers should be flimsier and tighter to show more umanko detail
>>558778697Pasa no mask is so hot actually. I just don’t like her original mask(and I think thats one of the reasons she is not popular) but even her alt mask is a huge upgrade
>>558777837Males always say depraved shit about children and act like it's an intellectual pursuitcelebrating sexual violence against their enemies. Horrible orcs, not even human.
>>558778697
>>558778850when she getting another costume waaah
Look at this cute retard
>>558778876>childrenBro she died of old age half a year ago, tf you on about
>>558778876Don't be jealous, Dober. You're getting sexed next.
Holy shit i made it
>>558779075
Dober will get raped by a hung straight femboy pretending to be a girl.
>>558779094Only Super Creek is infertile
>>558778850>Not liking her maskGod I really am in a desert. Her mask is a memento from her father. It holds special meaning to her. She is wearing her family when she races. So its a million times hotter with her mask on if she's in lewd and compromising positions.
most used card in the new scenario...
>gifts you 32gb CL30 6000Mhz ram for valentinesWDYD
>>558779075no you didn't
can you guys please stop projecting your fetishes on umas
>>558779024>half a year agotime files
>>558779094sorry but haru belongs to stego
>>558777173Safe to say it's either Bucket or Cafe.
>>558779191b-but Laisu have so many outfits with her revealed navel...
>>558779297It’s pokke, cafe doesn’t crash out she hates tachy silently
Did you guys watch the movie in the theater?
>>558775821159 cm anon after Arima Kinen, colorized
>>558779094canon
I HAVE BIG BOOB MARE VENTRILOQUISM FETISH
>>558779191all umas love to eat
>>558779438this guys greatest rival gooned to AI genned horse porn and still, still his fate is the worst of them all
>>558779416>watching the movie with bad subsKill yourself
Sorry danchou, I'll watch anime instead of doing runs this weekend. B+ is enough for the club, right?
>>558778697You don't shill her hard enough
>>558779191
>all “chonky” umas are both fatasses and have perfect athlete body at the same time
>>558778697>>558778850this one's for you.https://litter.catbox.moe/g7jcdgmrnxz0wpt4.png
This is my fetish
>>558779569You right, I cant compete with people who wear NTR on their shirts, backs, and social medias. I could never compete with NTR lovers.
>>558779547No
>>558778697El exists solely to be brutalized by Grass Wonder. Sorry it had to be this way.
>>558779704>iToddler shit yet again downloads a single frame instead of the whole gifI am at my limit
>>558779730Rice is sexy
White Stone nyever..
>>558779717Here, ill repay the favor and link my personal commission collection. https://catbox.moe/c/5al9kj>>558779816God I wish grass would beat me up too.
Falco please spook me in the future
post the sexy oguri image
officially top 10 used card in new scenarioummm
>>558779958I've always thought she was just cute and precious UNTIL I saw her in alt outfits with her navel exposed. Made me go feral THEN her outfit on the recent collab is with a navel exposedGOD DAMN
>>558779986just say the magic words:ass wonderher ass is a wonder
>>558780137Whats top 4?Also which is better Tamamo or Fine?
>>558780137>RudolfFucking disgusting
Who the FUCK is Mejiro Bright?
>>558779730
>>558780104
>>558780137>5th anni>Super CreekHOLY FUCK HOW IS THAT CARD STILL STAYING STRONG
Pokémon SEA is real…
>>558780376WHY CANT UMA SUMMER OUTFIT COME ALREADY
>>558780137/uma/ggas will unironically skip the creek rerun for fine motion btw
>>558780228Casino, Ebayan, Almond Eye, ShakurTamamo is the general card for everything, but mostly late surger/end closers and Fine is currently the most powerful power, used only for pace chaser.
Megane uma
>>558780240What's wrong?
>>558780441>long jeans and black shirtShit taste
who stinks more
>>558780560stand back guysi will smell them to check
>>558780531The white shirt is clearly superiorBUTBUT THE JEANS LOOK AT HOW TIGHT IT IS GODDAMN
>>558780560They both reek of their boyfriends BO
>>558780434Based, we WON.
>>558780474>Almond Eye
>>558780471Yes? You're supposed to MLB fine motion in that banner and then use all your saved SSR Tickets/crystals to MLB Creek by the time MANT drops. You DO still have them, right?
>>558778203it's mostly a non-issue
>>558780434tl;dr of the pokemon presents? everytime I watch it before they're nothing but disappointment so I stopped watching
>>558766280She never had any foals, she died a virgin.A mixture of financial woes and Urara not being very interested in mating put away any chances of her bloodline continuing.
>>558780228>>558780474it's actually teio instead of shakur, the ranking is constantly changing but it's safe to say creek is still used because a general stam card is very powerful in this scenario
>>558778697>Character? el condor pasa (umamusume) 1150retard
>>558780708
I did not enjoy the story of Jungle Pocket. I am glad Tachyon destroyed her.
>>558780749hmm. can you point me to the 4 rainbow crystals I should have within two weeks?
>>558780801New game based on Indonesia. Lots of island hopping, underwater exploration, and working windmills. Switch 2 exclusive releasing next year.
https://x.com/mahalosheart/status/2027328373308182990Japanese vets have performed a successful electrical defibrillation on a horse. Seems like this is a pretty big advancement in horse medicine according to the comments.
I always tell my umas to eat moreeven if they are energy capped
>>558780920>New game based on Indonesiakek I just hope it's not another very rushed, laggy, and lazy game (it most likely will be)
>>558780846GE I WONDER WHERE I GOT ALL THIS FAN ART FROM ITS ALMOST AS IF YOU INTENTIONALLY DIDENT READ THE REPLY CHAIN
>ate two pizzas>pass outwhich uma for me
>>558779986>404 on the good images
>>558781012tamamo cross
>>5587809122 SSR crystals if you did all the eventsHalf anniversary SSR voucherAnniversary SSR voucherPaid anniversary SSR voucher
>>558780646>not wanting "Gaze on Me" outfits
>>558781012Oguri wouldn’t pass out
>>558781012
>>558781036catbox has been shitting the bed for some reason.
>>558781012special week
>>558781012teio
>>558781121>>558781121>>558781121
>>558779986more cunny please
>>558779730damn they have the safety bra, shame
>>558781124Looks like a /v/ lobby. Is it?
>>558780820No
>>558756317>If she had mated with someone, is there a stallion at the time that would've been a good fit? The foals of two eternal losers winning races would've financed their track for decades.Most loser horses don't get to breed, so I doubt any loser stallion was available at the time
>>558780839Im just curious are people really reaching over 2k speed with a single teio / almond speed? or its 2 speed?Thanks for sharing
>>558778563Fuji Kiseki got nearly 2000 children to his name and the peak of his career was winning the Futurity Stakes.
dont forget to do your legend races
>>558782445Why did they remove the indicator on it, sneaky jews
>>558782445Hishiama kicked my ass yesterday, thrice.
>>558757640Amen.Marry, love and consensual sexo.
