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4 winstreak after 10 lose streak, thanks blizzard i wont kill myself tonight.
>>558759230what were you playing?
>Blizzard jingles keys one time>Everyone gawks on blizzards dick after declaring it dead for 3+ yearsGamers have no spine.
>>558759324mccree reaper tracy
>>558759338>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN!!!!
>still no rule34 with the mercy mythicbros...
I love it when my bastion keeps overcharging the enemy zarya. Totally in my control.
>>558759338Can't believe marvel rivals sent someone to say this lmao
>>558759373It's Cassidy, chud
How do I avoid tilting in QP when my team is getting stomped?
>playing quickplay for the first time in nine years
>>558759373just play venture or vendetta and int into the enemy team all game.
>get carried to the ledge by cat>fly away from fall because I'm juno>run back to team fight>get shot and killed by cat from behindI hate being shit>>558759695click avoid me as teammate
Angela Ogundimu
>>558759695Accept your teammates are dogshit and focus on how you could improve your own gameplay.
>>558759338I will buy Overwatch themed controllers
>>558759821Are these elite? The xbox elite controller 2 is legit the best controller ever made.
PLEASEI WANNA PLAY THE GAMEWHAT IS THIS FAGGOT SHIT COMP HOLY FUCK PLEASE I JUST WANT TO PLAY TANK
>>558759053
we need more furry skins
is there quite literally anything i couldve done to win the game if i didnt have one angry bap throwing the entire game after dying once when we won first point?
>>558759695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkpNwm_tB-sRemember this.
>>558759965God this shit is embarrassing
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>remembering when heroes were locked behind the battle passWhen did they stop doin' that?
>>558759965BLEACHED and BLACKED are both awful and retarded
>>558760505what's your second favorite character?
We won.
>>558760540after mauga, god the mauga season was so fucking bad.
>>558760540I'm not sure how they make money now. Their skins are so bad.
>>558760595Kiriko's no-ass
>genji swiftstrike melee combos my kiriko>swap moira and right click him rest of the game>potg is me clapping their team with ult they know they did this to themselves
>>558760565Yes, but Blacked<Bleached
>>558761238>t. tourist
>>558761480i can admit the sperm heading towards the nipple is retarded and funnier than QoS autism, but what the fuck does 100s of red sperm mean
>>558759991The red one in the back is an Elite. They have quality control issues but mine has been holding out strong for 6 years now.
>>558759965This has to be satire
this game should only have white and asian heroes and a single stereotypical african like doom who is clearly the villain
>Missed mirrorwatch Widow>Missed streetwear Kiriko>Missed so many good skinsit hurts bwos...
For me, it's BLEACHED>Bronzed/Beaned=Riced>>>>>Blacked
>>558762047and they say and they say and they say and they say chivalry is dead
>>558762194Evil Tracer makes my cock hard. And yeah, Widow looks good as a good guy (still prefer her canon villain look)
>>558759965It’s better without the gay tattoos. Bleached is supposed to be ironic wholesomeness, the opposite of negro shit.
for me it's penis go into vagina and all those other labels are the work of epstein
You know what really grinds my gears? The fact I can't just view every skin a character has in their skin tab.
>>558762194There will be more and even equivalents.
>>558762194They will all come back though.
>>558760139Why do my dps play double hitscan every game? Brawl? Dive? No, I want to poke at the domina shield. Fuck going in with my tank.
No really why the fuck is mizuki in every fucking match.
>>558762359Honestly, I also don't like them covered in tattoos either. It's better when it's just one or a few well placed ones instead of those in the pic. I guess you prefer this pic>>558760621 more simple, no ink on sight.
>>558762569his ult is broken.
>>558762569Fairly high impact, low effort, thing = Japan
>>558762569i made a venture/hazard swap after they tried to combo into mizuki ult
>>558762609>walk inside his ult>you can suddenly attack everyone in and outside of it, as it only blocks projectiles from the outsideretard-kun...
whys my healing with juno so bad..
>>558762858>enemy tank is in the ult>you walk at him as dps>you just dieyea, let me do that.
>>558762569He's fun.
>>558762194>Orale este gato pendejo.
huhnever seen that beforeidk who it could be bc i main sombra so i randomly report people when its sussy wussy and ive mostly just been throwing so i can get to fucking gold to play with my wife (and her son)
>>558762194>Missed mirrorwatch Widow>Missed streetwear Kiriko
>>558762967i havent deranked in years but i still win the odd game by just playing kind of. the further you fall, the harder it is to lose. i have no fucking idea how people get stuck in gold. what happened to that group finder? you could just find a stack to derank.
>>558762925>going in 1vXAnon, please. You can only be so fucking stupid. Obviously you walk in the ult with the team. If your team isn't walking in it, then don't fucking stand out in the open and get shot. Go hide until it ends, it's not that long of an ult.
>>558762194With Kiri it’s fine because she has so many good skins Missing mirrorwatch widow or principal widow is legitimately missing her two best skins
is junker queen bad or am i bad
>>558762569I just wanna play fucking literally any diver but his stun is so fucking strong it's actually impossible to dive him. Why the fuck is it so much longer than cree's stun that was bad enough.
>>558762890Her healing isn't that great, she's more about mobility
>>558763362shes bad on this batch but you are also bad
>>558763316>Missing mirrorwatch widow or principal widow is legitimately missing her two best skinshmm I like cyberdevil and principal more.
>>558762525What stops you? You don't know that you have enable filters?
>>558763316Don’t wanna keep kicking that anon while he’s down but shit I’d put it as her best skin period.
>>558763316she does not look like this in game so he really doesnt miss anything and she also has a plethora of good skins all the same like kiri
>>558763316>couldn't be bothered to render an artificial eye just gives her heterochromia
>>558763380Why does he have a minor perk that gives him a 30% damage boost against the victim?
>non-blu skins
Can we remove Domina from the game?
the amount of people in qp that will call out the Israel icon is hysterical. I just had an e-couple sweat their asses off and type "free palestine" at any possible moment they could.
>>558763864Why are you so jew?
>>558763738because the developers are support players it's like asking why sharpshooter get a passive that is literally useless.
>>558762948Voice actress for Call of Duty’s Valeria sounds like Sombra. Who is also Colombian.https://youtu.be/3_lGhn-yF7U
>>558763853>complains about domina when sigma exist
>>558760268have you tried picking a real character
>>558763738It's not enough that he has tons of self healing on every ability. It's not enough that he has a dash and an i frame teleport. It's not enough that he has a 10x better flash bang than cree. What a fucking nigger character.
>>558763081It's a team game and actually solo carrying requires you to be so much better than everyone else. Your teammates are absolutely useless at lower ranks.
>>558764113i was doing well handling space theres just so much i can do when one healer is literally not playing the game
>>558762890Just kill all the enemies so you don't have to heal.Also don't compare your healing number to Mizuki's healing he gets by existing.
>>558764230If you were doing well on Junker, you'd win on someone else.
>>558763998languages with high vowel density tend to develop voices like these.
how do i play wuyang better
>>558764461make the enemy tracer swallow your balls until she swaps
>>558764461Splash who you want to heal, first, so you use fewer resources. Always take the tri-orb perk, that seems like a no-brainer, though.
>>558764051I hate her gun so fuck much. The laser before the burst makes it feel like she has aiming training wheels.
>>558764338tank swapped to zarya on third point plus watching vidyas saying counterswapping is bad for fundamentals so i thought of her as someone fun to learn, im very very poor in watching CDs though
I want to FUCK Ana
>>558760268>enemy mizuki has as much damage as your tracer
>>558764764this but mercy
>>558764764This but Kiriko
>>558764764
who is the worst most dogshit useless 1v1 character? without saying mercy
What is Lena's view on Toby's Carvery
why does jewno have auto aim tracking IDF missiles
>>558765151LW?
>>558765192loves it obviously
>>558765151Juno
>>558763864There was some phaggot on twitter who was documenting the melties from Palestine supporters reaching to the Jew flag. I'm thinking of putting it on as well to get others to tilt
>>558765192>>558765298Isn't she vegan
>>558765353If you put it on people on your own team willl throw sometimes
>>558765486no, her favorite snack is pig in blankets
I love ashe
>>558762569He is the most represented support across the entire game currently. He's at least top 3 in every rank if not 1. The only rank he doesn't have a positive win rate is GM and champ.I hate these faggot eboy character so much. Way too easy to play and too strong for it.
>>558765595forcing anon here into a tight bodysuit like that
>>558764406Hearing that lady speak really hits home that Sombra really doesn’t sound “mexican”. But it’s a nothing burger that majority of the fanbase wouldn’t pick up on.
>>558765537I had a trans flag throw because of an Israeli flag on the team. Everyday I'm reminded flags were a mistake in this game.
>>558765151Baby dva. Still see people lose that 1v1 though.
>>558765835Trans folks need to stop being so antisemitic
>>558765052SEXOOOOOOO
>>558765731>forcing anon here into a tight bodysuit like thatPlease let there be qt girl(female) in this general
>>558765284I don't know why people shit on LW. He's goated if you're playing a tank. I love my LW bros.
>>558766083>Doomfist or Reinhardt bites off more than he can chew>"I got'chu, boo"
>>558766083Too many of them ruin my positioning by pulling me to "stay with the team".
>>558764750>counterswapping is bad for fundamentalsNigga, counterswapping is OW fundamentals. OW rewards macro strategizing over micro understanding of your character.
>>558765835I had some retard throw because some guy on my team had it onI don’t understand that level of mental illness
>>558766054>nigger reaction picyou will never be /ourbussy/
>>558766252>>Doomfist or Reinhardt bites off more than he can chewthat's me, h-hehe...
>internet is a bit shoddy the last few days >rn I can easily watch full HD youtube/twitch zero stutter but can't login to OW how does this make any sense
>>558765835>I had a trans flag throw because of an Israeli flagi use israel pfp and trans banner
We don’t slander GOATs in this general
>>558766571hey...
how i play baby dva better
baby d.va only (get demeched as soon as possible without doing damage every spawn) challenge. What rank could YOU get to? Would Hana be proud?
>>558766895I doubt you'd make it past placements before a suspensions
>>558763932Extremely strong on Cass btw
>Kill the entire enemy team>We lose>Heal more damage than anyone dealt (my themselves)>We loseIm starting to think it really is never my fault...
>>558764461>how do i play wuyang better99% of playing him is getting used to his awful projectile.
>>558766760You need to cosplay as her while you're playing, that's how you'll get better
>>558766760>>558766895They should give baby Dva the Zero Suit Samus treatment
How should i have played this better aside watching my backline better since they kept being walked into and killed on the final stretch while defending H1EVJ4
>>558767046I miss pre-2020 life
>>558767015it is your fault for doing nothing
>>558767046Last time a DVA cosplayer was heavily featured here, she ended up deleting her presence from the internet.
>>558767046Why would a dude do this.
>>558767015>posts evidence of them doing absolutely nothingThis is the mind of a DPS Moira..
>>558767129https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5aSFqKOQuYw
Why should I play Juno when I can play the jetpack cat?
>>558766083>I don't know why people shit on LW. He's goated if you're playing a tank. I love my LW bros.he's good with any tank that tends to be suicidal, like mauga. and to deal with the cat.
>>558767015>moiraIt’s always your fault
>haze's wall projectile goes through enemies >all this time I was trying this weird tech where I jump and aim behind them or doing it last moment while leaping things are gonna get so much better
>>558760595Mei's thighs. Ass-wise? I also like Sombra's, Juno's & Widowmaker's asses a lot.
>>558767396
>>558767187Maybe he wants to be cute?
>>558767046
>>558760505>>558767521big personality
>>558760505>>558767521OW needs another bbw character
>>558766513Something something your isp's traffic towards the game's servers is having difficultiues.
>>558767583Ew, stinky Hana
playing D.Va is a substitute for estrogen intake
>>558767592massive backstory
>>558767521>Mei, Sombra's, Juno's & Widowmaker's asses
>>558767360>to deal with the catCan't the cat just dive and murder him when he is chilling on his petal?
>>558767713*Mercy
>>558765992That gun deals mad DPS. Sometimes you just hit all headshots and it just deletes 200 hp
https://files.catbox.moe/1c8lxa.mp4
>>558767583my chair looks like this and smells like this
is comp 6vs6 worth trying? Do people just instalock DPS like they do in QP
>>558767583Yup, it's a real girl's battlestation.
>>558767779>Can't the cat just dive and murder him when he is chilling on his petal?You can save the people the cat grabs and LW gun works well at shooting down the cat. Petal and dash can allow you to chase down the cat the flying over buildings and shit. Not the best cat counter, but works better than say Kiriko with dealing with it.
>>558767927It's the superior comp mode. Sometimes you get a team of DPS mains (the worst combination, DPS players suck at the game) and you just lose but usually people want to win.
>>558767927People in comp try to win and will usually flex. You risk getting a mercy main on tank though.
>play ow for the first time after years of consuming ow content passively>hear 'NERF THIS'>immediately proceed to hear a violent shart sound in my head
>>558768139autism
>>558768102>>558768114ok that's good, I'll do my placements. I feel like I'm the only one in QP sometimes who flexes
>>558767583lore accurate chair
>>558767141>>558767271>>558767361MoiraCHADS always hated by the weak minded...
>>558768552medlas
so from what I understand, currently available skins for sale rotate on patch(?) basis? this includes both gold and silver ones? is there a way to tell which ones cost gold and which cost silver, other than going to wiki maybe?
>>558768552I know a DPS Moira when I see one.
>>558768745>>558768819I only DPS moira when my team fucking sucksOtherwise I always have the most heals
>>558768552>if I kill the enemy I don't have to heal!
>gold 4 moirafags in our generalmakes a lot of sense actually
they should make mercy a tank whose staff makes a shield like Rein's that also damage boosts like bap ult. Her primary is a pacifism beam that makes enemies do less damage.
>>558768998she's the second most picked hero in the game and gets huge value for minimal effort while being the 1v1 queen until plat minimum
>>558767015>The screenshots clearly shows 40k healing>Every reply calls him dps moira? When was the last time YOU got fucking 40k heals
>huge value
you're forced to use mythic spell effects together with the mythic skin? seems weird that they would not let you select it with any other skins
>>558757236
>>558769197... for the effort put in yes
>anran is yet another hero who can just eat a puwse bombsick of this shit
>>558767396>>558767523based illari posters
>>558769676It's your responsibility to be aware of cooldowns
there is no power creepthere is no mobility creepjust adapt. just adapt. play. better.adapt. Yes.
>>558769676isn't her E basically a guaranteed death to a pulse if you bait it out and stick the bomb on the ground?
adapt to thisKILL THE HERETIC
FIRED UP LIKE A VOLCANOOO!
>cumface on my team
Juno and cat are the most unorginal boring niggers ever>"Oh the healing? You shoot the friendlies with your gun"Nigger it was novel when only ana had it but you did it 2 more times its not funnyAlso lucio gets powercreep by the hat guy
>>558769859Free her
>>558769887why are you in gunfacelow
>>558769676Just throw the bomb on the ground the instant Andan presses E, she can only move 2 meters from the initial spot and is then locked briefly in place when appearing.
>gunface on my team
Im thinking about switching my healer main to illari cause she is cute and fun to use
>>558769898>Juno and cat are the most unorginal boring niggers everYeah, not Soldier, Emre, Reaper or Mercy.
>>558769912she will be free when we burn her>>558769983your thinking is correct and based
>>558769983Click those heads anon
>>558769965playing on my steam deck account
the freakandthe young
>>558769686Tummy worship.
so marathon turned out to be undercooked dogshitback to the Lena's game again (again)
>keep trying out heroes outside of my main pool>we're losing>swap back to my mains without thinking
>>558769983she really is
>>558770279My wife and my wife (youngest)
>>558770384Illari* worship (also tummy)>>558770470Lena delivering the news which really wasn't surprising>>558770524Holy hola
>>558770470>so marathon turned out to be undercooked dogshitI'll wait until some non-trash kneejerk content creator videos pop up instead of some clickbait slop.
Referring to Illari as "the youngest" does her a disservice by boiling her down to her age alone.
>>558770748yeah everyone should correctly identify her as the genocider
>>558770748CUTE
almost like there isn't anything even remotely interesting about her except being pedobait
>>558770748she is a fierce warrior with demons surebut she's also the youngest
>Play sigma in stadium>Heal more than our healersSmh
>>558770748Youngest and brown sex
>>558770587I genuinely wanted the game to be good. hadn't been to any playtest, gunplay looked solid and the artsyle is my kind of freak. shame everything else is boring dogshit. actually caught myself sitting there and making up excuses for the lazy game design until I played some more today. gunfights are over in a second, movement is slow and clunky, ai is either terminator or roombas, cant move while interacting with ai, contract rewards are boring, only guy that used comms was from a korean duo that ragequit after getting downed. >>558770692you can try it out for free right now if you're okay with zogmerican spyware getting kernel access to your puter. no linux gamers allowed either.
>>558771039HOW CAN THIS BE REALHOW CAN THIS BE REALHOW CAN THIS BE REAL
Best skin for illari? Black cat or beach
>>558770279
>>558771154Black Cat of course
>>558770692No he’s right. I only got to try it for a little bit but you can tell the game is gonna need some serious work. The gameplay loop is dull.
>DON'T touch me!
>>558770078Emre is the most basic ass bitch since Soldier already did exist.Mercy is just Medic, so I guess it's unoriginal but she's still the only one who does that in this game.
>>558770078Emre is new so he is bad tooSoldier reaper and mercy are the first to do what they do in game so they get a passReusing powers is boring
>>558771129You really can't write more than a few words without taking the short bus to fagtown can you
>>558771916compelling argumentplease go on
>>558771154the Tim Burton one
>>558771154That one black and gold eatsports one
Here are your "unique and interesting" designs and kits broPeople like boring but functional, stop fucking whining.
>>558771154for me it's the one where her eyes are wrapped up like illidan
>>558772042But but but...
A pharah just got on my ass and tried to solo ult me (sigma)And i ate her ENTIRE ULTFelt so good, manage cooldowns next time girl
>>558771775Reaper is like an edgy kid that watched too many 90s movies and put on a skull mask while thinking he's badass, then teleports behind you saying 'nothing personal, kid'.
So which one is the best? (Best moira skin btw)Unless I get one for sigma or sombra but their weapon skins look bland/boring
>>558772140good job buddy sure seems like you're playing a very balanced role
>>558772434Unless I get one for illari but im not certain (then its 100% gold cause it fits her so well)
>>558765353do you have a link?
Nerf. this. But don't actually Nerf. This.nyah
>my M1, M2, Shift and E all require a teammate to even be used>"why are Mercy players so catty?"Like maybe its because I literally need your useless ass here to even be able to play? idk
We are watching the Pokemon stream
Mercy Mains aren't gonna like what I have to say but >In Overwatch Rush, Mercy's healing and boost beams are combined into one>DMG boost is nerfed to where it helps but doesn't feel unfair>Mercy can shoot and heal at the same time, allowing her to be more proactive in team fights>Mercy's ressurection is changed to where you press it and can "Bless" yourself and allies nearby. If anyone dies during this time they are reasurected with some health back (not full to make it fair!)Why the fuck did a mobile game suddenly come out with the best version of Mercy we've ever seen. I'm not even memeing, put this version of her in the main game.
>>558772738i'm here for you babygirl
>>558772743Best girl casting?
>>558771154Beach
>>558772852I still can't believe old hag jew Salome got poor Rosemary fired for doing her job too well...
>dive backline with anran>WE MURDER THEIR ENTIRE backline non stop>reinhardt walks forward and slaughters my entire team>erm ball please to wipe our assesso tired of this shit everyone is so brain rotted by poke shit they cant stay alive against a single fucking character with 2 supports and one dps next to them
>>558772808>In Overwatch Rush, Mercy's healing and boost beams are combined into oneThis would unironically be the buff Mercy needs to be viable. Like yeah, damage boost/heating would probably need to be tweaked for it to be balanced, but this would solve Mercy's biggest problem: she can only do one thing on one teammate at any given time.
>>558773017fuck off with this shitit was chuds like you in the chat that did it
>>558773017What happened?
>>558773029well most characters don't have 7000 hp and/or infinite mobility and a form of invulnerability
>>558772852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmEyGiaqm7k
>>558772042I'm a boring kit enjoyer. I loved Bastion's old kit.>this is how you deal damage>this healsNew one isn't bad either but I'd take Sentry over Assault any time.
>>558773134He's lying, she had schizos hating on her for being a female
>>558773065>in the chatI don't even a have a *witch account, jew Salome apologist>>558773134Rosemary did her job as a caster a bit too well in the arab slam and Salome got a bit uppity. everybody loved Rosemary's good attitude and cerebral analysis of the gameplay that left Salome looking like a retard so Salome felt threatened and had her fired following the show.
>>558768236alright the placements are much harder but since in regular 5 vs 5 lost onlyone match and got put into diamond 4 where i proceeded to get buried every match, this is looking like like high gold or low plat which is a perfect place for a scrub like me. Matches are more fun though
>>558772738>Like maybe its because I literally need your useless assMaybe don't pick a useless hero then
>>558773134The avatarfag is full of shit.It was chuds complaining she was a bad caster all the time because she's not GM that made her quit.
>>558773378I know you’re trolling but Soe did expose herself as a bumbling retard in that tournament. She should just be relegated to showing her ass on stage and do some post match interviews.
>hacked>slept>discord orbed>naded>and hindered all in the span of 4 secondsim so glad dive is awful we need more boring poke nonsense Overwatch 1 rebrand all right
>>558773630I don't get why people shit on soe for not knowing about high level overwatch, it says "host" under her name not "analyst" her job is to keep things moving and she does it well.
>>558773853Bouncing a hockey puck off of Venture's ass.
>>558773630>I know you’re trollinga little bit mayhaps...>She should just be relegated to showing her ass on stage and do some post match interviews.correct. she's fucking horrible when it comes to anything besides looking hot and asking simple questions like a high schooler doing an assignment
>>558773339I know they're a retard, I wanted to see if I could parse what actually happened through whatever babble they type.
>>558772434Sophomore Ruiz is her best skin
5v5 is such a fucking meme mode.
>>558773821OW1 is dive you stupid nigger.
>>558774243tank diff
>>558773925That’s why she needs to shut the fuck up in the panels. She’s wasting time whenever they let her bumble and stumble through explaining the matches. I know they have an analyst panel but every time she opens her mouth I roll my eyes. Nekkra actually seemed to understand the game beyond surface level which made the intermittent panels interesting only when Soe wasn’t yapping.>looking hot and asking simple questions like a high schooler doing an assignmentKek
>>558774243t. tankoid
Someone post THAT “Soe post”.
>>558773339>>558774019is this your first day here? do you think everything posted here is true and straight from the heart?genuinely curious
i played a lot of halo infinite (RIP) so I like Emre. hes' weak but its like I'm playing halo again in a way. there better be a master chief skin for him pls
5v5 is the best modet. tankCHAD
>>558773059Mercy mains would froth at the idea of nothing being able to blame their teammates anymore
>>558774943>ESL has mercyCHADs living in her head rent-free
>>558774929>there better be a master chief skin for him plsI could see a collab now that Blizz is under Microsoft.
>>558773059>she can only do one thing on one teammate at any given timeI've got video evidence of mercy doing many things to her "teammates" at the same time
>>558775202prove it
>>558775297I don't think janny would like it...
>>558775495come on pussy
I just had two of the sweatiest QP matches back to back in recent memory. I can't remember the last time everyone collectively tried so hard like their lives depended on it, even in comp. Won one, lost the other, but I genuinely had a lot of fun.Thanks for reading my blog.
hey guys dafran here i hate trans people and gays
>tfw the ranked losing streak breaks you
Best perks on Lifeweaver?Longer dash seems more useful than petal hp reg?The seed seems more useful, but it never seems to have that much of an impact in actual matches, so is more damage better?
>>558775787>becomes a farmer randomly
>>558766212How do I play this bitch?
>>558775916Like moira, heal AND do damage
>>558775916>How do I play this bitch?Place your pylon so the enemy can easily shoot it.Miss all your shots.Miss your ult and get sniped by a Widow or Ashe.
>>558759338It's funny what one small rebrand can do. The game hasn't had any major changes since the introduction of perks and stadium last spring.
>Ana is one of the most important supports to master>But she requires you to be able to aimfuck
>>558773329I honestly don't see bastions appeal now, If i wanted a mobile hitscan with high firerate i would play soldier, i need to hold a spot just gimme my sentry with no time limit.
>>558775916get good
Illari burst heal perk is better than than igniting someone btw
>300 posts in drops the weakest bait in owg history
>>558776204>Illari burst heal perk is better than than igniting someone btwif you're getting dived a lot the dot is infinitely better, ensuring you stay alive is more important
>>558775916try this
>>558775908Superbloom will let you fuck up tanks. People generally don't stand on petal long enough for regen to matter, it's only useful for healing chip damage on yourself. Dash range is almost always more useful.
>>558776273there is never a situation to take the burst heal
>>558776276>aimlabs
>>558776204Healing fart is clunky shit and sunburn lets you torch people for 90 damage to everyone in an aoe fuck off.
>>558776436lmao
>>558775189i've been instalocking him and training him for the sole hope of that happening
overwatch dark_skinned_male animated
>go JQ >moira mercyt-thanks...wait huh i won that game
>>558776895it's dark-skinned_male get it right.
>>558776910lw carried you bums
>>558776910Moira is fucking op though
>>558776968Oh no, I've been found out!
how did they teach a cat to sing that meow meow meow meow song voiceline?
>>558776910>damage boosts your ult:3
>let this guaranteed legendary be a shop skin>monkey paw curls
>>558777096It's Jen Hale, she's sang before.
>>558777096what, your cat can't sing?how embarrassing anon...
People don't talk enough about global healing reduction and how it impacts roles and especially certain characters. For example someone like Mercy who was already weak is nerfed further because she isn't contributing any healing reduction because she herself doesn't deal damage.
>>558777221weird name for a cat
>>558776910>enemy support on brig against double hitscan and queenyour supports simply got diffed in "the throwing at hero select" minigame
>>558777178I've gotten two Shop skins I wanted and they're for heroes I don't play. It would be nice to get a more recent Shop skin, but at the same time I think I have what I want for the heroes I do play.
>>558777357Global healing reduction in combat is good. Mercy is punished for being a badly designed hero and to fix her her "hero fantasy" can't survive.
>>558772434
the only tag I use with d.va is femdom
>>558777357Except I did talk about it and /owg/ made fun of me and told me to "pick a better hero" fuck you guys
>>558777357>global healing reductionthe what
>>558777737don't worry about it kitten just keep beaming
>>558777604Why is it good? It reduces the value of DPS who are already struggling to remain relevant, it incentivizes supports to randomly spread poke damage to trigger the effect instead of supporting their team or making plays. Tanks who were already miserable are going to be even more miserable as their health pool is essentially cut in third.
I wanna marry anran
>>558777904>cut in thirdcut by third*
Let the kitsoonay guide you!
>>558777671unfortunately moirer has one of the worst "guns" to recolor in the game. if I had to chose I would pick purple because it suits the tubes
>>558778281Blonde the Lena...
>>558778135damn
>>558778135Repost
>>558777357Agreed, it's just bad design. Makes certain supports have to spend even longer heal botting to keep teammates up while others aren't affected at all. The supports that just fire down main without losing HPS are thriving.
>>558778135why is the one on the right not of an actual skin?
>>558774410>>558774569I got tank from All Roles so true. DPS did absolutely nothing, all teamfights were me and healers vs their teams and they were even.
i dont geddit why do i feel like im doing shit as JQ but when i play rein ram or domina i dont and your ult can just win you team fights if the kiri wasted her suzu
>>558778689because JQ is fucking busted?
We need a gamemode without sissy healerkeks, RT if you agree!
>>558777357>People don't talk enough about global healing reduction and how it impacts roles and especially certain characters. For example someone like Mercy who was already weak is nerfed further because she isn't contributing any healing reduction because she herself doesn't deal damage.Antiheal is all about not making someone being attacked unkillable, but to slow down their death in a fight or eventually force the player to back off behind cover/barrier/etc.This is good.
>>558778135>no bulge
>>558778689But you just described JQ ult too
>>558778764>the future is nowyou realize this is how OW1 was before ana was added, yes? its archaic design
>>558777857>dealing any damage applies 30% healing reduction game literally doesn't say this anywhere >video says everyone applies the debuff now (26s1)>wiki says only damage role doeswhere the fuck am I supposed to learn about this mechanic? how long does the debuff last?
Mercy doesn't need to contribute any healing reduction because she herself only can res dead people and damage boost them.
>>558778135No way they eat doughnuts with that body
>>558778689>no shield >shield, shield, shield hmmmm
>>558767326Juno doesn't get banned.
>>558778741but everyone keeps banning domina zarya or ram and not her, though my issue with zarya is that not enough focus her down and just gets max charge to kill everyone>>558778814going through it again it really does make rein's ult look like a nothing burger and JQ ult's range is fuck huge and isnt fucked by terrain, how the fuck can they buff rein to feel better...
>>558778689queen is a simple solo carry heroyou have to do everything, but she's a retard hero so it's easy to do everything
>>558778838>you realize this is how OW1 was before ana was added, yes?Before only DPS had it, now everyone does. So no, it's not the same. Unless you mean before games had antiheal at all and are now trying to claim that was a good thing because you think healers making someone unkillable is good.If that's how you feel, you should go play Marvel Rivals where you have primary fire healing healers that can heal a character for 80% of their health per second and with no anti-heal at all outside of one of the worst heroes in the game and a subpar dive tank's ult, both extremely low antiheal numbers too.Hint: healing is an utter shitshow in that game and broken beyond belief.
>>558759821wheres the overwatch theme? those are just colors
what a piece of shit meta
>>558779428Theres no meta in your metal ranks doebeit.
>doebeit
>>558779463t. diamond player i gap you all roles
Remember to take a break every 30 minutes. Lie down, have some water, and remember that commodity production alienates your labour.
>>558779567I want to fuck that Widow
>>558779463Don't forget that EU is the weakest region for the game. Our lobbies don't look like your sped servers.
>tank and healer queues in high plat>stuck in silver as dps
>>558779792sounds about right
>>558779792it's the worst time to be playing dps right now unless you abuse adhd meds and play hitscan
>>558763316Thats not Medusa tho?
>>558774929He reminds me of Halo 5. Even has the dumper.
>>558777904It punishes mistakes more. Supports should not be able to fix bad positioning by healbotting.>It reduces the value of DPS who are already struggling to remain relevantDPS should not be relevant because they apply a shitty passive. Now that everyone applies it the devs should put back power into their actual kits.>it incentivizes supports to randomly spread poke damage to trigger the effect instead of supporting their team or making playsApplying damage with your team is supporting them. Go flank with your genji and make an impact. Boosted healbots who fail this check will rightfully drop in rank.>Tanks who were already miserable are going to be even more miserable as their health pool is essentially cut in third.Tanks only suffer half of the passive and if 15% healing makes a difference that tank was feeding anyways.
>>558779789so how come NA masters is EU plat? how come actually good NA players will queue EU despite the ping, just to get actually good matches?
>>558779792I used to be plat 4-5 dps and now I can't climb out of silver. Shit's fucked.
>>558779963Medusa visor is so gross, only bad part of the skin. They should have taken a page from Cyberdevil and made her eyes glow or something.
>>558773925Because she intentionally dominates the desk and refuses to give speaking time to the people who are actually being paid to talk about the game. Watch any conventional sports broadcast and the desk moderator reads off a headline, the pros discuss, they maybe ask a couple questions or instigate a debate, then shut the fuck up. Soe just yaps. She's always fucking talking. She tries to talk about the matches, the players, the meta, despite knowing nothing about it. She's larping as one of the analysts while preventing the actual analysts from doing anything. She's objectively awful at her job.
>>558776436kek
RE collab when?
>>558780079>so how come NA masters is EU plat?You have that flipped.
Just started this game 2 days ago. I don't think I can play anything other than tank simply because 90% of tank players are retarded (100% of all D.Va players) and watching them struggle just raises my blood pressure. I understand why people say players of this game are toxic, it brings it out of you. Less than 10 hours on the clock and I feel compelled to tell people to kill themselves and uninstall.
>>558776145It's still a lot of damage in a short time and he says BRRRRRRRRRT. Sentry was still more skill expression from both player and receiving end but sub-master players are just too retarded to take down a stationary target.
>>558780476ok
>>558779736I take a break after every game because I only play one
>>558779789NA has never been better than EU in any single FPS game. due to financing/marketing NA might have more pro teams, but the average ranked EU player shits on the average NA one.
>>558780476it seems like you made a common newbie mistake of queueing into 5v5 instead of 6v6happens
>>558780476>I don't think I can play anything other than tank simply because 90% of tank players are retarded (100% of all D.Va players) and watching them struggle just raises my blood pressureThat my friend is whats called Tard Wrangling. You will hold the hand of your team and baby them to the end goal.
>>558780476everyone fucking sucks just had retard ana with 800 healing telling me to "adapt" as a tank, after I switched to dominna to combat reaper/cass going in my face
>>558780664Objectively false. EU is the weakest region in every game except for CS:GO as it has been considered third-world freeslop for a decade.
ban all aim assist niggers
>win every point i get kills>team still double pockets tank permanently backing up to spam peek a corner
>>558781013you only got those kills because of the space your tank created
>today's a good day to play tank >2 matches in a row get anas that don't heal >genji first time kbm (consolebab), can't aim, so zero damagewhat a lovely way to start my day blizzard, why thank you
>playing as Pharah>get behind enemy team>kill their Ashe and Hanzo>turn around>my entire team is dead
>>558780476>90% of tank players are retardedSame with supports and damage, but it's harder to parse with damage since their success usually depends on the other roles.
>>558762194I seem to play in events where i get skins i never use and miss events with skins i really fucking want but wasn't playing the game at the time for whatever reason lol.
>>558781524>>get behind enemy team>>turn around>my entire team is deadwhy was your entire team behind the enemy team
does leaving after 2 team members left count as a loss in Comp?
>>558780120>>558779945Why is it like this though, is dps just the dogwater role?
>>558780924again, you're looking at the top 0.1% where all the money is. NA is only good at console/aim assist slop like cod. average EU player in games like valorant/apex/overwatch is 10x better than the NA one, NA players just have better teamplay because everyone actually communicates.
>>558781812You retarded, m8?
>>558780205>not anime>not a cartoonNEVER EVER
>>558781919False. EU is the worst region in every game.
jetpack cat would be so much more fun if she was hitscan
>>558779249is it just JQ who fits that
>>558781880no reason to play dps when kiriko does more dps than ashe/cass/genji
>>558780205After the Fortnite collab
>>558781919>>558781975>join NA server>somebody playing mumblerap over their mic>can hear a Mexican family screaming >smoke alarm constant beeping >”Duuuuude” or “come on, bro!” >join EU server>nobody on the team speaks the same fucking language >can still function as a team and win
>>558781965>>not animewrong
>>558782334Sorry about your sped servers doebeit
>>558780205>Leon = Cassidy>Ada = Widow or Ashe>Sherry = Juno>Ashley = Mercy >Chris = Emre>Jill = Freja>Wesker = SigmaI kind of see it. I wish Echo fits since she's my main.
>>558781937are you? dumb nigger.
>>558782440Cute Tracer.
>ALEV, ALEV!
>>558782514Alev alevim*
>>558782514Why do Wuyang mains get the most braindead names?
>>558782481>literally have to draw it out for you
>>558782465>>Wesker = SigmaObvsiously Emre
>6 vs 6 >Be me playing Orisa>sole tank>Healers doing fuck all>DPS not getting kills>switch to Illari and do both their jobs for themjej they seethed even though I won them the match
>>558782604I knew there was another syllable in there, but the wiki gave me that.Thank you.
>Play Anran>immediately targeted by jet fag tard and the hog
>>558782178There are tons of tanks that are "do it all" tanks, but they vary in difficulty. Both for you, and your team's ability to cooperate.>D.VaHigh-skill ceiling hero with a strong learning curve. Can 1v5 but your team probably doesn't know how to take angles and avoid death.>DominaStraight busted retard hero that can pick off anyone from behind her shield and has an extremely easy stun. Extremely easy for your team to play around.>HazardEasiest diver to get production out of, dummy easy sustain makes him a raid boss. Easier to play around than D.Va because he's a lot more linear.>Junker QueenJust hold W and land shots. Your team will die if you don't kill the other team fast enough.>RamattraInsane poke, one of the strongest close range brawlers in the role. Dummy easy to play with because he's just a stand mid and hold LMB tank.>Roadhog*Arguably* the best kill potential of all tanks. You're basically playing 1v5, and just like Queen your team will die if you don't kill the other team fast enough. Can completely take over lobbies, but you HAVE to be the carry.>SigmaBasically Domina with higher DPS, more dynamic stun, and more sustain. The king of do-it-all tanks. Easy to play with because he's a stand mid and hold LMB tank.>Zarya1v5 raidboss, but you need a pocket and your team needs to know how to take angles. She isn't easy to play with for a lot of people because she isn't a generic shield tank. She requires some know-how from your team.
>>558783862>nooooooo let me kill your whole team!!!!!
back in my day, Angelas used to dance in spawn and spam voicelines with you during the game. if they liked you enough some of them would add you on discord and send pictures of their feet if you had a big hog. these days they all stand afk with the ssri stare and tab into the game at the last second before the round starts.this is why men don't want to go to work anymore.
how rare is noire widow, i forget i actually prepurchased this game
>>558783862You don't know what it means to be "targeted" until you play Mercy. I don't wanna hear it.
>>558784241I got ignored too many times. I refuse to be the one to initiate spawn-room silliness anymore.
>>558784241>discordGay.
>>558784443Thisfuck 'em.
>>558783559Had to play a game to see if i'm wrong lol but yea he says alev alevim, alev alev lit. just means fire fire like pyro tf2 attacked him and he's dying.
>>558782465>>Ashley = MercyI don't like this because Ashley isn't an important character throughout the series, but it's also very fitting.
>>558784773She's not even an important character in Resident Evil 4. She's the objective, the equivalent of the payload or pushbot
>>558784241was discord a thing in 2016? jesus it's been so long from the launch
>>558784773>importantShe's a princess and Mercy players are princesses, not a hard connect.
>>558784241
>>558782465Tracer as Rebecca Chambers and its perfect (especially if she gets her basketball skin).
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTJp0Rko2H/
>>558784662man it feels so bad when this happens
>>558784771But, i bitched about this before andHe cant fucking speak turkish man...When Emre kills soldier he says "saygı hak edenindir -Respect belongs to those who deserve it- expect he can't pronounce that and says some shit like saygı hahhk idenindirThat bitch probably lied about being a native turkish speaker and fooled blizzard to work on this game
>>558785229
>>558785416Too gory without the blood.
Cum University Wuyang skin when?
LOL YOU CAN'T INSTALL RUSH ANYMORE they're fumbling hard
>>558785381Does his voice sound like it's going through an auto-tune when he says that? Maybe it's the AI slurring his speech.
>>558785769AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlright. don't really care about mobile slop
>>558785381Maybe it's because he's really a native finn
>>558785895Nope. He just can't pronounce longer words lol.
>>558785229cute
>>558785381Weird. When he says those AI Finnish voice lines (is it the same actor?) it's pretty much spot on with the pronounciation.
>>558779792who are your mains?
>Earn a Team Kill>17 matches later
>>558785769Okay? Why are you still having a melty about this?
>tfw lower rank than gamin4hope
>>558786493SEETHING MUCH HUH LOL
>>558786470>TanksSigma, DVA, Zarya, and Ramattra. I'm trying to git gud at JQ atm.>DPSEcho, Ashe, Sombra, Freja, Anran, or Emre>HealersWuyang, Illari, and Moria
>>558786791such a dishonest hero pool, jeeze
Hazard tips because I fucking suck and I hate tank roles like Rein and Orisa.
>>558786935frontline more than you think you shouldonly jump when someone is actually alonewall>shoot>slash>shoot is a free kill on most of the rosterhis ult is trash
>>558786910The hell is wrong with it? Problem with Sombra, pleb?
>TanksVenture>DPSVenture>HealersVenture
>>558787076ur silver lil bro
>>558787268i revived a venture player behind the enemy backline during my ult and he said thank you even though it was objectively a dumb retarded gorilla-brained reztankoids never say thank youi like venture players more than tankoids now
is the rush thing coming to PC? My phone can't run it
>>558787413we're all a little whimsical and a lot of us like comms wheel usage because there's a strong crossover with social games and venture mains
>>558786935your wall projectile goes through enemies (only triggers on terrain) >>558787045>trash ult literally a death sentence to like half the roster unless they have a defensive ult to reciprocate
>>558787535No word yet if it will
>>558787610it's pretty hard to get value out of compared to other tank ultsit's in the shatter tierlike when it's set up well and works, it's good, but most of the time it's just a clean up ulttank ults in general aren't too strong though
I am not Juno nor do I look like her but I enjoy playing her.
>>558787535probably not, it's aimed very strongly at the southeast asian market that eats up mobile games like crack. warcraft rumble got a pc port but that was also a 7 years too late clash of clans clone so it was a desperation move more than anything
>>558787828I don't enjoy playing her but I enjoy looking at her
Alice in Wonderland collab when? Grimm's tales too
>>558787535they did bring warcraft rumble, so maybe, if enough people pester them
>>558787780nah, not really, plenty of ways to get value out of it you just gotta predict their movement a bit, like sigma
>>558787268based
>>558788021There was a skin survey with some in once.
>>558787413We never liked you, tranny
>>558788412>waah! waah! buh buh! waaah!thats all i heard
>>558788360Add Jetpack Cat as Cheshire Cat and it's a kino collab with fitting characters.
My dream OW character is a feral canine.
am I based or cringe
>getting a Legendary before hitting 20/20 resets the counterGay.
>>558788854Shooting cats is okay, shooting dogs is out of question.
>>558789056this, the white women need to fuck that dog
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24265934/
>>558788854>just a dog>nothing special>runs, bites, and barksSign me up.
>>558788854Deadlock has just the thing for you
>>558787535just emulate it on pc? it's ridiculously easy to cheat in mobile games btw
I'm honestly shocked and disappointed by how little art Fika is receiving.
>>558789143Soj isn't white tho.
I saw that a single lifeguard skin was going for 2800 fucking coins a year ago, and now this is available. Do they always provide reasonably priced bundles a year later or is this a new thing?
>2/8 score today I just can't with these people man >play ana >people keep going into aggressive corridors that favor enemy while blocking my LoS >tell them >they repeat fuck learning a new non babysit hero I guess
>>558789525God, why do all Tracer skins have some kind of obnoxious design to them.
my issue with 6 vs 6 is that it's full of support players who instalock support and as a DPS main I wanna play support sometimes :(
>>558787536comms wheel users are ensouled
Do people play Stadium? It looks more interesting than the main mode but is it just a gimmick meme mode or does it have a decent playerbase that takes it seriously?
We don't play that 6v6 crap here.
>>558789525they all suck except the flower guy and sombra mercy cat desu
>>558789708I do on occasion, usually in the back half of the season. It's a nice change of pace and I'm good at it.
>>558789708its fun ish buttakes way too much timenot enough players so the mm is broken af and it's just stompshalf the characters are trash beyond belief
>>558790131But the cat is a girl.
>>558790131how is he floating ?????? strings ??
>>558789708>do people play deadlock-lite?nah, I just play deadlock
Do you think OW Rush will siphon OW players?
>Boring to play as>Boring to play against>Boring designWhy do faggots still chose her?
>>558790394water bottles are filled with helium
>Queues for support are already over five minutes longGreat game balance.
>>558790547freja_(overwatch) dark-skinned_male
>>558790547one of my non-OW friends really enjoys playing hershe fills a niche>>558790689that's been the norm since 5v5 happened
how can kiri teleport without magic though
>>558790834fox semen is magic
i report every hitscan dps that does well, i dont even check the replay because i know they're cheating
I also larp on overwatch general about things i never do
>>558790834>how can kiri teleport without magic thoughYou question that when Hanzo has been able to summon magical dragons to kill people from the beginning.
>>558791190predscans deserve the report desu (former 1k hours widow main)
>>558791190that just makes your genuine report hold less weight
>>558790834It's all in the knotting.
>>558791408East Asians just have magic powers like how Italians steal
>>558791190imagine her cute farts
>Japanese people are magical beings who shoot spirit bs out their asses.Good writing, Blizzard.
juno feet sex
>>558790547She looks like she fucks Turkish-finnish men. So a regular swede, really.
>>558791605The japanese can climb walls. Mizuki isn't a real japanese and Hazard obviously has some japanese in him.It's all consistent in the world.
>>558790547She reminds me of Ciri from the Witcher 3 and I coom loads to her too.
>>558791550>black character is really good at jumping
>>558791489What is Juno doing here?
>>558770470Agreed
>>558792072He's not a monkey, he's a scientist.
>>558792084Thinking really hard. Notice her head is like twice the size of Tracers?
Domina is my wife
I play my queen because I love her.You play your pick because it's the optimal thing.
>>558792629Oh, okay!
>>558792726get in line
i pick rein and simply pin in the enemy backline, killing everyone
>>558792828You simply are based.
>>558792748She slobs the hog's knob.
reintards are literally more useless than mercoids
My throne is where I say it is.
Please say it's my face
>>558792973not as useless as anachuds
>>558792921Buddy anon boy, I'm pretty sure hog slobs HER knob.
mercy's throne is my face
>>558792748Hammond's cocksleeve
>>558793223Mercy likes to sit on Bastion
Is Mauga playable this season? I am having a rough time.
>>558793284bastion pov
>>558793264he might be the champ but not worthy of the queen
>>558793284Man I love it when Mercy sucks my dick whole game, I can play so stupid and just survive.I don't understand the Mercy hate at all. We win if I stay alive.
I know we're discussing knob-slobbing;but does anyone find it disappointing that Chu originally wrote Omnic Goblin Slayer then just turned him into a slapstick comedy character that fucks up bank heists? This man has the highest kill count of the entire franchise, glassed Australia fuel entirely by spite, and it just a silly guy?
How to stop dying as Juno?Seems like as soon as I poke my head out to heal my team or shoot at the enemy I get obliterated, even with all my movement tools.
>>558793954You just move predictably mid air. Some Junos are just impossible to hit and some go down in a second and a half.
>guide says do CAR when playing Ana >troglodyte team mates don't know where you are and always rush behind 2 walls and complain about no healing >conclusion: the best way to play ana is to literally sit behind your tank within 10m distance
>>558793723But didn’t we all laugh when big menacing ruthless fat man was actually a PachiFunko collector
>>558794067when playing like that you really have to constantly, and I really mean constantly, communicate that you can't heal them (assuming they even are in VC, if they aren't then who cares, play something else)
>>558793723Michael Who?
Lena players, Lena lovers.I don't know how you do it, that low health and you still manage to have an impact.I feel like a SACK of SHIT whenever I try her.
>moira heals faster by walking towards the target, or less by walking away from themjesus fucking christ what
>>558794493Rome wasn't built in a day luv
>>558794067Ana's greatest strength is that she's a sniper that heals. Theoretically, you can heal your team from as far away as possible. This isn't optimal, obviously, and the reason why is the issue you're describing. The more you play, the more you will learn the maps. For experienced players the maps are muscle memory, like a blind dog that knows its home.Eventually you will learn all of the angles and rotations on every map. Instead of just following your team, rotate wide to an angle that lets you see everything. If your team is pushing successfully, rotate to the next angle. If your team is losing or the enemy team is moving in on you, rotate back to the previous angle. It's all about knowing where your team will be standing and taking an angle that lets you see that position, safely.
>>558794503Doppler effect, she shoots healing spheres
>>558794594trust me, I know pain tooI played this faggot from the startbut seriously Lena feels like you are more fragile than brigs shield
>>558794493autism is a requirement
>>558794757gay
>>558794836nice hero pick
>>558794493You gotta be an annoying mosquito that refuses to sit down and get slapped. When they pay attention to your team you go in. When they swap their attention to you you are already gone. When they are low on resources you go in and finish them off.
>HOMOSKALASHA!Why is Lucio like this?
>>558793954Don't stay in the air too much, especially against hitscan and if you get hit a lot in certain matches.Don't always jump up and around the same places, mix it up.Get the triple jump perk, not the auto fire one.When using Glide Boost, don't stay on the same elevation too long. Either jump or cancel it early so your movement and elevation is less predictable.Sometimes shoot Hyper Ring down towards your allies so they benefit from speed boost and you as well, even in the air. Works with glide boost.Don't expose yourself to enemies by jumping around when you're at like half health.Learn to sometimes just stay on the ground and behind your tanks.Learn to constantly move around and be more unpredictable. Take an off angle briefly, then back off or move on to a different spot.Some Juno's are too aggressive and think they're unkillable, whenever you die and you feel you were too aggressive, remember what you did and pull it back in the future.
>>558769393
>>558794757that's crazy, I haven't even played ow2 for that amount of hoursstill waiting for Lena's game classic
>pick widow>mirror widow on the other team>manage to snipe them when they're trying to get someone else>enemy team tank goes "widow diff" when they losemwehehe they don't know i actually suck and didn't do anything
>>558795345>kill theoretically the strongest character in the game>"oo i didnt do nuffing oo"shut the fuck up
>>558795345It's been years, but I used to do Widow headshot lobbies between queues. Every time the enemy team had a Widow I would swap and countersnipe them. I'd wipe the floor with them in the 1v1 every single time. I couldn't land a single fucking shot on anyone else so I would just bodyshot the tank until the Widow came back. I seriously used to win games like this.
>>558789654obnoxious character
>>558795564kys
may we post feet, if possible lena
>>558794836gunface, i thought you were a mizuki main, wtf happened? did you get dunked on and tilted?>>558791190best ass in the game!
Before I stopped playing on Xbox
>>558795564t. Widow
>have the wow itchI have the battlepass to finish, this is tough
>play OW>Harmony playing in background>winAs shrimple as that.
>>558794679I did the best angles the guide said for this map (snow with pushing robot) my sigma goes up the stairs, I heal him he proceeds to ult while up the stairs, which puts him behind a wallor shit like rein getting healed, is still at 50%, decides to charge in, dies, complains that he didn't get any healingher greatest strength is also her greatest weakness in pisslo I just did one mizuki game and did more healing than 3 ana games that were all twice as long
>>558795345You made one player useless in both teams and rest of your team was better so you won.
>>558795895>I just did one mizuki game and did more healing than 3 ana games that were all twice as longHealing amount will never be relevant in regards to how good or bad a hero or player was at playing healer.
For me, it's Symm and Domina
>he ever wasted the money on an xboxBro it wasn't even worth it in 2005
>>558795210since you are the lenaposterwhat happened to the private server or game etc that you spoke about way back
>>558795621
cringe or based?
>>558796062xboxlive360 was one of my best memories as a gaymer and I play computer shit since 2006
>>558795625>did you get dunked onNo. -500SR and dropping a full tier.>tiltedI don't allow emotion to affect my gameplay.>gunfaceWho else would you be talking to, why type my name.
>>558796170>sombra above 0 hoursgigacringe
>>558796191The The's
>>558759053OP stop pushing your weird Mercy x Bastion ship. It makes no sense
>>558796359it's not "pushing" since it's literally two lovers who play togetherI've played with them, they've been named here before and they are a thing.
gunface starting to get a little testy
>>558795632I'm still miffed that when I transferred my account to B.net it erased like 300 hours of playtime off my 700 hour console account
>>558796503illari's cute brown armpit
>hit diamond across all ranks last season>this season i cant even hit goldwtf happened? i wasn't even trying last season.this season i've been sweating my ass off.every match feels like i am playing against grandmaster and my teammates feel like ai bots or people who never played the game before... sometimes it feels like the game is fucking with me. I CANT WAIT FOR SEASON 2 TO START SO I CAN DO FRESH PLACEMENT MATCHES AND GET BACK TO DIAMOND RANKS.
>>558790547hitting the bolts does feel really good though desu
>>558796515dont worry, i play on bnet since 2016 and blizzard decided to wipe everyone's competetive record pre-ov2
>>558796503DSL
>>558796503gunface getting testy?pretty sure he lacks "test" since he is gold at best
>>558796584sorry to break it to you chuddy but you were never really diamond
>>558796240>silvercuckXD
>>558796584MMR reset, i also have been hitting smurfs in my plat games after i dropped, keep playing tho i went from p5 to p1 yesterday in single session
>>558796584the best players came back to overwatch, playtime is over
>>558796175You were a kid. Literally anything would have enchanted you.
>>558796140plasmawatch project got abandoned, but others have picked up some scraps and there's a different project up with a shitload of bugs. it's apparently very hard to reverse engineer, so it's tough to say if anyone will ever crack it. https://github.com/saturn-xvi/prometheus
>>558759230>Proving EOMM works
>>558796051in pisslo it is, because it shows how long you kept your retards alive so they can keep making mistakes
has the damij damij damij rankup exploit been patched yet
>>558797043Well, good luck with that. At least I remembered correctly.
>>558796240what the fuck gunface mizuki is the highest winrate support right now
>>558797285does that make you think he's the strongest support?
>>558796893>Literally anything would have enchanted youYes
>>558796893I was 18 to 20, the game that enchanted me as a kid was counter strike source when I was 16, I was quite grown when I was playing black ops 1 and 2, shit was cash as fuck
>>558797340It makes me think that someone shouldn't be losing 500 SR on him
>>558796240>why type my nameI just like saying it, that's all. Cumface. Cumface. Cumface.
>>558796240it's fascinating how I can make sure I'm getting the losing trend buff whenever I decide, but to get the winning trend it takes so much effort
>picked juno cuz she's cute>she's a lot of fun, been playing her the past few days>someone else picks juno>realize she's the only support i know how to playFuck.Who else is a good (female) support to play?One-tricking has caught up to me.
>>558797497Don't you EVER make *unface be attached to echo.
>get 5k as tank and win>mercy and juno add as a friend me after the game
>>558797237thanks but it will probably never happen.nothing ever happens...
>>558797569mercy!
>>558797657Almost looks like her pussy is jiggling.
>>558797569the other asian whore
>>558797569Illari
Finally got the Genji skin from Midnight. It was a bitch to get (5 hours because I don't play wow) and I might regret spending 90$ later but for now it looks cool and it's my cope for not owning the original.
>>558797285I saw that, everyone's playing him, even though I've had two high-ranks tell me he's not good, that I'd be better off playing a different support.In unrelated news, take a look at this Domina's shield placement. Misclick? No, she loved placing them as far away from the fight as possible, taking space was never her concern. Just a random little anecdote.
>>558797569Juno is very popular. Illari is strong and is a shoot the badguys hero like Juno is.
>>558797787NIGGA THEY ALL ASIAN WHORES
>>558797754puffy muffin...
>>558797194>in pisslo it is, because it shows how long you kept your retards alive so they can keep making mistakesExcept healing amount != keeping allies alive. You could have very high healing numbers but not prevent ally deaths when it matters and vice versa.Simple because of how it works, a hero with constant aoe but low number healing will massively inflate their numbers versus a single target burst healer.Very few players of hero shooters actually understand how healing and damage numbers work, while severely overvaluing said numbers.
>>558794836Where did he get his PhD? The moon?
>>558797569Every support plays Kiriko. Easy heals, easy to survive, good ult, suzu is broken. You may not be playing her correctly but she gets the job done.
>>558797835You spent time and money on that? dios mio...
>>558797959He's like Duncan the Tall, he learned everything from his mentor and then lied about the papers.
>>558797847>but they might shoot me!
>>558797835why would you get the epic edition when you could have simply gotten it for half of that on Monday instead?
>>558797946Now explain why I always have most healing as Mercy, a singletarget healer
>>558797835NINTEY FUCKING DOLLARS?
my mains rn:>tankDomina>dpsAshe and Sombra>healersIllari. I hate this role tho.
>>558798292ok
>>558798254You just perfectly illustrated my point of most players not understanding how healing and damage numbers work.
>>558797835why did you pay for early access?
>>558798292Mine>tankDoom and Ball>DPSGenji and Symm>SupportAna and Lucio
>>558798418But they asked you to explain it.
>>558797946that's exactly what it means actually because rarely anyone is good enough to one shot or finish the job quickly enough, so most of the stuff is chip damage and by healing it, you're saving everyone from dying
>>558798292>tankI don't play tank>dpsI don't play dps>supportIllari my beloved
Haven't played since 16, who is mercy most often paired with?
The system where the game didn't show numbers was better. Now we have this comparison niggery. Just another thing to distract my 2 braincell teammates. God I miss jeff so fucking much.
>>558798603Doomfist
>>558798603The losing team
>>558798517Doing so properly would take 2 full posts and would be wasted effort since no one would care or just post a greentext shitpost reply. I'm not a fan of wasted effort.It's not even difficult or complex anyway, if you can't work out why a Mercy would have high healing numbers then you probably don't pay attention or think when you play.
>>558798603sojourn
>>558798519You're completely and utterly wrong and illustrate my point again perfectly. The combination of people that don't even understand something simple put extreme importance on it is why you have so many bad players that fall back on numbers to either deflect from them playing poorly or to try on shit on someone else that didn't even do a bad job.
>>558798603Ashe
>>558798713You sound underage.I noticed "better things to do" wasn't listed in your excuses, so clearly you're full of shit. I'm not even the person asking you to explain, I don't give a fuck.
>>558798292>tankBall, Winton, The Hana>DPSHanzo, The Lena, 76, Echo, Jamison, Mei>SupportYoungest, Brigger
I can't wait for Blizzard to do its thing kill off both Vendetta and Freja in the lore. I can't stand them.
>>558798690>>558798809das fuckin rite
>>558799035>kill women>kill WOMEN OF COLORu insane?
>>558799136>women of colorWhere?
I'll do it.>overwatch is all about breakpoints>every hero has breakpoints that set up kills or survival>for example, venture's one-shot requires heroes to receive no healing or overhealth to get the one-second combo kill or illari's two-tap kill>if heroes receive low-volume but consistent healing like from lucio or mizuki, those breakpoints are nullified>this is valuable in the poke phase because it prevents early-picks>once the mid-fight starts all that matters is burst damage and burst heals>a kiriko or baptiste that does no healing but saves two or three lives with a well placed suzu or field is infinitely more valuable than a brigitte that just farm low-output healing throughout the mid-fight>she isn't save lives from burst damage, she's just keeping people above breakpoints>if the enemy sojourn lands a hit, or a tracer lands a clip, there's nothing she can do>if the enemy team dives on someone and three people are shooting at them, there's nothing brig can do>the kiriko threw a suzu and saved someone's life while doing damage and your team won the fight>kiriko's healing numbers are half as big as brigitte'sWho did more?
>>558799223italian bros.... not like this
>>558798292>tankdva>deepsI don't like this role>healersjuno and kiriko
>>558799035They'll try to make Vendetta their Sylvanas Windrunner and writer's pet. Frej doesn't seem as bad as her and could die 50/50.
>>558799005You don't even play the game.
>>558797657At least we got Lena game.
>>558799303brig, because after kiriko saves their allies with suzu their proceed to immediately kill themselves right after, whereas brig is constantly preventing several deaths beforehand through sustaiend healing
>>558799035why kill them when you can make them kiss?
>He doesn't have a dive, brawl, and poke main in his roleOW isn't about fun. It's about doing your chores. Do your homework, eat your veggies, wipe your ass, and counterpick the tank.
>Tbagger has his steam connected with his government nameI'm gonna track this dudes socials and send his friends and family dnb brb
>>558798905I'm talking about pisslo you dumbass, you're wong>I'll illustrate my point again perfectly >doesn't do it you're clearly retarded and need to stop talking
>2 sniper dps >on chinkchong tower tiny control point map what do you even say at this point just soft int afk because there is no chance of winning this
the way Anran says "hi" makes my willy tingle
>>558798971Ok, let me explain the Mercy example then, so you can prove I wasted my effort by you replying with a shitpost.Mercy gets inflated healing numbers because she does literally nothing except heal constantly and every single speck of damage is counted across an entire match, even if the damage is inconsequential.Ignore the rest of the video outside of the timecode comparison with Mantis and Loki video and shitty guide, but the video illustrates part of what I'm talking about about the difference between lower constant healing and burst healing.https://youtu.be/NNgQXjgaGLU?si=6T0FdFEvviFaz3hl&t=477Now also consider that Mercy's target is often constantly shot up, even when they can't burst them down. This is especially true in lower tanks when players have worse aim and kill confirm. Just like you have players shooting a Sigma absorbing projectiles, Zarya bubble or w/e.Now just because you have a high healing amount doesn't mean you effectively prevented your allies from dying in key moments on this Mercy. When you could've swapped targets and healed allies about to die and save their lives.THIS is what healers are supposed to do, prevent deaths, not heal. If you just healbot but never save allies with your healing when they need it, you did a bad job.A Juno, Ana or LW saving allies with burst healing and skills when it counts did an infinitely better job as a healer than some healbot Mercy with big numbers. Yet you would have some clueless idiot going "healer diff, Mercy had much higher numbers".Could go into more details, but wordcount limit and you'll just shitpost.
>>558799846unironically no better practice than playing widow on her worst map
>>558799450wrong...I just don't play it as much as I used to when it was good (Lena's game 1)
>>558799675uh oh
>New WoW sucks>New heroes are a blunder besides Domina maybe>New balance is trashBlizzard is finished.
>>558799303Brigitte’s powerful damage mitigation with her shield and her whip shot ability protecting her team while keeping everyone’s health topped up, inspiring her teammates to stay in the fight makes this an easy choice. Brig.
>>558800157ok bye
>>558800157for real this time :p
>>558799303You can tie this all the way back to Junkrats getting gold damage medals because they hit shields the entire game. Game sense is king and so you're never going to get the right answer 100% of the time from metrics alone, but metrics still hold truth to them. People usually try to measure impact when they're losing and trying to isolate who's most responsible for the team wipe when it's even more important to do it when you're winning and trying to isolate who did what correctly. If the Kiriko's presence has little impact that game outside of that one suzu, then the Brigitte is doing more.
>>558800157JUST TWO MORE WEEKS AND THE BREAST MILK BANDITS WILL BE CAUGHT
>>558800157>Blizzard is finished.NO ONE IS BUYING THE SKINS LOL
>8pm paris time>play my first ranked game>get shitstomped so fucking hard I lost my will to play for probably a full weekwe didnt even advance the payload AT ALL in route66, absolutely fucking crazyqueuing again, if I lose again I'll call it for the weekend, this is insane
Going to set my hello kitty juno on fire to teach blizzard a lesson
>>558799507>>558800228>>558800330>if I'm able to warp the scenario and assure that it appeals to my logic specifically, then I am correct
>>558800453you win some you lose some
>>558800426not like they were going to get any unless there name is Kiriko
I hate Emre's design but his character is fun to play as if you're below Diamond.
>>558800426they shouldn't be because most of them suck
>>558797569kiriko chan chama
>>558800538Post a replay then
>>558800669I accept your concession.
>>558798036>suzu is brokenso broken the whore has worst winrate than LW
>>558800759>esl>retarded
>Almost kill an entire team>Lifeweaver pulls me out and leaves a tank and healer alive>we lose that game as the entire team felled
>>558800517her on-fire moans are so sexy....
>>558799507>brig is constantly preventing several deaths beforehandYou're not preventing any deaths with sustain unless in very rare instances. Someone could sit behind a barrier at 75% hp and auto reg it up. Did Brig prevent that hero from dying? No. Did they need her sustain healing? No.
In an ideal scenario a team should have low death and low healing numbers on their healers, not high healing numbers. Bigger healing numbers isn't always better, especially when a lot of healers just healbot heal and never deal damage.
>>558800816>epl>retarded
Forget meta,Who are the monsters of low elo i need to climb. Like you know, league has (or had) master yi and tryndamere dota2 has bristleback and juggernaut. Does ow have anything like that?
>>558801219it was a joke about how retards at low elo require constant healing or they kill themselves constantly so just saving them once with suzu would be useless, which is why characters like zenyatta/lucio are hated at lower elos, yes part of it is because they are hard and require mechanical skill but thats not the reason low elo hates them
>>558801780>tanksigma, hazard, zarya (potentially domina if she isn't gutted midseason>dpssojourn, soldier, hanzo, torbjorn (don't sleep on torb he's an immediate counter to tracer/sombra/genji/etc)>supportkiriko, juno, zenyatta, illari (if she isn't gutted midseason)
>>558799035They'll only kill irrelevant characters, if they ever kill anyone off. So you can except Hog and Junkrat to bite it if they do.
>>558800573new mythic is gud :>
>shit teammates can't stop feeding
>>558799515they are both too tsundere it doesnt work
>having fun on Junkrat>enemy team immediately swaps to 4 fliers
>>558802335deserved
Another slow day at work plus I’m working from home so I got bored and drew Moira feet. I’ve been wanting to get into Moira more, she suits my playstyle and kinda seems easy to get into and less reliant on retarded teammates. Any tips? Any good stadium codes too?
>>558802258mute comms and play pistol-only for the rest of the matchonly play good for good teammates
>>558802258add me babe
Why is every qp game like thiswhy can't both teams have "that guy" instead of just mine?
>>558801490t. Moira player>>558801780Hog and Ball
>>558802258It's me, I'm so sorry.
>>558802310Frej got a little too submissive after her last issue.
>>558802781I feel stupid for asking, but where do the fancy green nameplates come from?
>>558802464Feet do nothing for me but I appreciate your dedication
>>558802781The enemy team has Mercy, I thought you guys consider her useless
>>558802781how do you get 8 deaths on a pharah when bastion is the only one who can hit you?
>>558802971Toward's the end of a season, there will be a "Drive" that you earn points toward. I think it's ranked-only, I'm not sure since I only play ranked.
I'm sorry but it just makes no sense to have a world with tragic characters like Genji or Ramattra and also a fucking jetpack cat
I'm dropping this game to play RE9.
>>558803023you'd always be appreciated on my team princessadd me
>>558803072Thank you.
>>558798603>Doom>Bap>Lucio>Widow
>>558803012It’s fun and it kills boredom and gives me an opportunity for a minor shitpost. Feet are gonna be drawn regardless, sometimes they are an oc, sometimes they are a Moira. Now answer my original question nigga
>>558803165Not an airport no need to announce departures
>>558801980Half of these are not low Elo monsters, you think low Elo players are using fucking Sojourn and Kiriko well? LMAO
>>558803406>brigcancer>catcancer>torbcancer>reincancerjust kill everyone involved in this bitches story.
>>558802464there's no tips for Moira, the hero plays itself
>>558802790>t. Moira playerIf your team had zero deaths and low healing numbers, but you won and everyone including your healers got a lot of kills. Is that more or less ideal than lower kill score on your team and massive healing numbers?If you have an ally 2s away from a large healthpad and in no danger and a fleeing enemy healer, should your healer secure the kill on the healer or turn around to heal that ally by the healthpad? If the latter that means higher healing numbers, so they obviously played better and made the right calls, right?If you have a Lucio passively healing and inflating healing numbers, but at crucial moments do stuff like run off to try and chase down an enemy Genji, needing to blow a solo Lucio ult against the Genji but still dying, would that Lucio be a good healer? Apparantely so, since his healing numbers were big.If you're even half decent at the game you can tell if your healers are good or not without touching the stat screen and that is the actual indicator for how well someone is doing.
>make all the villains femaleWhat did Blizzard mean by this?
I want to taste Moira's poison.
>>558803406I am departing my seat to take a shit and get some more beers
>waaaaaah please buff rein he hasn't been meta in yearsHe was meta for all of OW1. Besides, Rein is a low IQ mongrel tank that takes zero skill and his ult has no counterplay if you don't have a shield tank. As much as I can agree that Rein is trash right now, I don't want him to be dominant again because I hate playing against him.
>>558802781>XxNamexX gamertag2008 called
>>558804643>He was obsolete during >Dive - All of 2017>Double Shield - 2019-2022So...he was only viable in 2016, 2018, and that's it
>>558804697It's a Halofag.
>>558804697>>558804815They're the randomized names from the privacy settings retards
>>558804643nigger
>>558804805GOATS lasted for years, retard.
>>558804947?no it didn'tGOATS was exclusively 2019 and was eliminated the moment role queue was added, because obviously it would have been
>>558804947No it didn't it was like 9 months tops and didn't even get played much outside of esports
>>558804643Stfu Rein is still a good carry tank.
>>558804947goats didn't even exist for anyone below 3.8 desu
>>558805045Brig was dominant for her entire existence of OW1. Even with role que, it was still GOATS 2 tank edition.
>>558803682>should your healer secure the kill on the healer or turn around to heal that ally by the healthpadTurn around
>>558805256is this what people really think?
>ugh healers diffNo shit, Symfag, you teleported right into the frontlines like a turd.
>>558805389>>558805389>>558805389new
Next you';ll be saying Ashe wasn't considered a throw pick for years after her addition.
>>558804916>He's a private fag
>>558804947OH NONONONO NEWFAG EXPOSED HIMSELF
Fuck kinda retard built a robot and put a weak spot on its head like it's a living thing? Just put the same amount of armor everywhere nigga
>>558806824>retardThe E54 is a mass-produced unit, its job is overwhelming firepower in overwhelming numbers. In other words, expendable.
>>558804697And I wish I could answer.
>>558814343You'll never love the present or you only look to the past and future
>>558814516>Or youIFIF YOU damn autocorrect
