Mina Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-207811>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Previous: >>558679718
flopping tranny deadcuck lost to maraslop
>>558762327>Mina EditionI suppose it's only proper after the Silver editions we had
>>558761987Never>banning what is normal posting for literally all team-based games
Flopping tranny deadcock.
Billy is so cool..
>>558762601>>>/v/733914831Hi schizo, enjoying yourself?
>>558762601Your dying race is flopping. I mean your men are taking hormones and pretending to be women. That's gay af lol
>>558762742You betcha>>558762760Back to /pol/, cumskin
I've yet to face a Billy that doesn't autolose lane to the parry button.
>>558762601>a mina main who has been on estrogen for so long that her girlcock cant even get hard anymore, she just awkardly flops it around while playing deadlock (she has a bluetooth dildo in her ass that goess off everytime she dies/takes damage, and her getting yelled at by her team for throwing turns her on), aka she has a flopping tranny deadcock
deadgame trannylock
Why are there dishonest characters like Celeste who can move around the map nuking everyone and everything with ease? Like I genuinely don't know how you make a character that can "do everything" and see absolutely no problem with it. Meanwhile you have other characters that are 100% dependent on items and player skill to deal 1/2 the damage as Celeste does at her most braindead. fighting a player who is "good" at Celeste is almost unstoppable. She gets in, gets out with ease, has huge AOE on every move, tons of stamina, high damage that only gets worse with items, silences, and a retard proof ult that can and does fuck up everyone and there's little you can do about it.
>>558763140How are you getting nuked by Celeste?
>>558763140Feels good to not be in a rank with good celestes.
>Rebind jump to scroll up>Rebind dash to scroll downFeels like cheating with how easy movement is now.
>>558762901I've met many and they were all on the enemy team.
>>558763393i did that and rebound the 3rd ability to shiftyou can guess how my first game went after the change
I swear, most people just do not buy spirit resist at all
>>558763393Ive had dash on shift for so long that I'm not sure I could get used to that.I also rebound parry to scroll down.
>>558763512I'm keeping shift and ctrl the same to not ruin muscle memory.>>558763658Yes, I never realised how hard Mina fell off until I made it to a rank where everyone has spellbreaker mid-late.
>Game hasnt banned mods yet>this and shit like removal of invisibility are the kind of mods people installCosmetics cant come soon enough.
>>558762901I don't melee or build melee on William. I just build more gun and shoot them.>>558763824Fags that install this are why we can't have nice things. If enough people complain they'll likely just disable mods entirely. Honestly it's on hosting sites to take this shit down but they'd rather take down sexualisation of a ""minor""
>>558763140>Playing losing game as Celeste >We're losing>Fleeing enemy base>Ebemy Yamato found me in a closet I was hiding in for like 20 seconds early game>Feel like she's using wall hacks>Doesn't the same thing>Bouncing ball her>It bounces between us just long enough for 1 more enemy to come in the small room>Kills them bothCeleste fun and what are the odds that fag was cheating, knew exactly where I was both times and charged a heavy melee from outside the room. No one had backstabber either time and I was sitting there so long no one would have seen me go in
>>558763994You sound like you'd claim someone has auto parry if they parry your quick melee
>>558763994Sometimes I just check closets randomly if an enemy is missing inlane.
>>558763824this shit pissed me off when playing spy in tf2 you instantly know who's using it when they immediately turn around
Silver.... had a hard life...
>>558762490I think rank posting should be bannable 2bh. It adds nothing to the conversation and is arguably not even "the game"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeCROT27CfkDeadbabs...>>558764386I replaced the uncloaking sound of TF2's Spy with the entirety of Smooth Criminal at some point, needless to say the ear rape was worth it.
>>558764473Im eternus btw
>enemy have the match's dedicated rem>barely see a sinners for the whole game
>>558764473Yeah what only matters is how you play.>Metro is still EternusShan't be respecting ranks.
>>558763824Imagine downloading this mod and being a "humble cheater" when auto-parries exist.
>>558764236If they parried every quick melee, I would, yes, because people DO cheat in online games. Are a naive retard?
>>558764561>I replaced the uncloaking sound of TF2's Spy with the entirety of Smooth Criminal
Is modding in new character models hard?
>>558764236NTA but no lie the last Celeste I was fighting probably did have auto parry. I did a quick melee out of no where in the middle of a group fight during lane with her, no one else was meleeing at all and my teammate was running away. The instant I melee'd she parried; just unbelievably sus timing. It was either 100% pure luck or 100% cheating, there was no way possible for her to just assume, guess, or predict a light melee in that moment and she still got a perfect parry on it. I wonder how many people really are cheating in Deadlock.
>>558764849>no good Wraith r34
>>558764442It's tough to be a retarded immature irresponsible werewolf... It's a burden not many could rightly shoulder
Lash's ult is fucking bullshit, braindead to use and its basically an instant team fight win
>>558765172>Black WomanIt was over before it even began, also goodluck finding it when black women get mixed with tan anime girls in tags.
*prediction hat*Deadlock will reach half of Dota 2's ATH on release.
>>558765210>can toss you into the spawn from anywhere in the base with zero mechanical skill requiredyeah gee you think?
>>558764473Ranks should've never been added in a beta test, it causes too much shit flinging. I get they did it because of tracklock babies screeching "Muh ranks" but you should never cave in to retards.
>>558765210
>>558765210counterspell lol
>>558765409I mean what we have now was always there, it's just now people can actually see it instead of predicting it with third party sites using dubious methods such as the amount of times you show up in featured games in the replays.
>>558765417>>558765530lash can just wait for 0.9s and hook your ass after that
Can someone explain this meme? Why is Graves flapping her arms?
>>558765417>>558765530>>558765385not an argumentby this logic literally every spell ever is balanced cause you can counterspell it
>>558765417>5 of your team mates didn't buy it and instantly die
celeste is an absolute fucking monster. im blowing up lobbies left and right on her.
Jesus...
>>558765613lets get you to bed grandpa fr fr....
>>558765613Apparently it's a thing to move your arms up and down like that when saying 67.I had no idea until a few months ago.
>>558765172>>558765246The people who make porn of this game are so gay they would rather draw a million pictures of a dog, a stone statue or a snake rather than a chocolate lady.
>>558765970and what the fuck is 67?is it like the kevin nash rape one
Does Dispel Magic make Celeste's ult disappear if it's on you ? If yes, can you time it for when it bounces between you and your mates ?
>>558765613>>558765970>>558766065https://youtube.com/shorts/NGyWMCWGU6sthis is how i know you guys don't go outside if you haven't seen a kid yelling 6 7 in the last 4 months...
>>558765593>>558765617yes just like how every m1gger is balance because you can metal skin them, welcome to ice frog balancing, you NEED items to counter shit. BKB is mandatory on every character in dota 2 for a reason.>b-but lash can delay ithe can but delaying it means more people get to LOS him which is why they would rarely opt for this.
>>558765617>by this logic literally every spell ever is balanced cause you can counterspell itMy high elo eternus wannabe friend unironically thinks this and I wanna kill him every time he opens his mouth despite him being better than me. Also he downplays any character he plays as weak when it's the meta slavery of the patch.
>RemNigger character for faggots>GravesRetard character >SilverBoring until you ult and then they're just going to curse you lol>VenatorM1 retard character>CelesteOverloaded>ApolloRetard character masquerading as high IQ.
>>558764442>>558765201>>558765907God I have such silver-mischaracterization fatigue.She's not a dommy mommy, she's a alcoholic depressive mess and you're supposed to FIX HER WITH WHOLESOME LIFE REBUILDING AND SUPPORT NOT BE A LITTLE BITCH.Not to shit on big lady or feral werewolf sex enjoyers though.>>558763954>Calling Billy 'William'Fucking based.
>>558765617That is how icefrog balances heroes, yes, Lash is barely a character wo his ult, it'll stay that good and if u can't handle it buy counters
>>558766283i don't live in america so i don't know why they'd be shouting retarded american zoomer ""MEMES""
>>558765613>>558765970Being an ignorant unc is not a flex. it just makes you sound like those lousy perch sitting boomers who struggles to use a touch screen and everyone wants to ignore.The sooner you realize this the more likely you are to stop accelerating your mental ageing.
>>558766386Why the fuck are you sperging out about shit nobody here sai->furryNevermind, you're insane.
>>558766464European kids copy all those American trends though I don't either but I've seen like 5 kids at least yelling six sevenIdk about 3rd world places tho
The power creep between Kelvin and Rem is huge
I got matched with a holliday that had the most ridiculous tranny voice I've ever heard and wouldn't stop fucking talking on the mic, but he was actually kinda cracked with the barrels
>>558766486unironically what's meme worthy about some braindamaged kid shouting 67 though?is this what growing up watching cocomelon does to children?
>>558766312Your friend is not wrong, only league babbies can't comprehend needing to buy active counter items.
>>558766562I used to get so annoyed at Kelvins in my games, but now I fucking miss him.
>>558766526I made that post on it's own, I just like giving people (You)s.
>>558766562Powercreep is already a noticable issue and the game isnt even out yet lol
>>558766593nigga your generation grew up laughing while saying chocolate rain, repeating autotune lyrics and roflcopter...
>>558766486I've been aware of this shit since the beginning.You're arguing with a strawman you created
>>558766758i mean nigga both are fucking retarded but 67 is literally just some fucking kid saying 67it's not even funny or charming, it's just a fucking kid
>>558766386nigga she's 25cm taller than me I'm not fixing this freak
>>558766797>>558766832
>>558765613i need to see this two naked together
>>558766641People treat me like a rare animal when I show up in their games
>>558766587The only people that are brain damaged enough be ok enough with Holliday's shit kit are trannies so it makes perfect sense.
>No dude our stupid shit as kids was actually differentMan shut the fuck up it's all stupid kid shit and it's all fine. How the fuck can you grow up seeing boomers say and act retarded then do the same exact fucking shit when you got older, get some self awareness
>>558766860It's called being her sweet and kind short king boyfriend dipshit.
>>5587669416 7 is fine, but gen beta and alpha are genuinely unironically brain fried from growing up on tablets n cocomelon since age 0, it's gg for them
>>558766486nta"AGEING" btwstupid fucking faggot zoomer lmao>>558766941>zoomer posting his personal goddessman you little faggots are the worstyou all should have been killed in the crib
>>558766641One minute in laning phase getting beamed by his 3 on a 0.00001s cooldown and you'll change that tune real quick.
>there are "men" that are shorter than SilverMust be rough being asian
>>558766941Probably because as an adult you acquire some form of maturity(hopefully) and realize that "Damn, that shit is retarded!"Just like baiting for replies on an imageboard is just as pathetic and retarded.Kill yourself
>>558766860She's almost a whole foot taller than me but I'll do my best
Silver is safefailureBarely does anything bad of consequence so you are still allowed to waifu her.
>>558766562I'm so tired of rem making Abrams double unkillable. Because for whatever reason every match I have to face that combo while my team gets silver.
>>558767086Vyper is right there if you want a dangerous horny waifu
67 sucks until you do it to someone, especially if it's a young kid and you see how hard they cringe at you saying it
>>558767025Gen alpha is at most 14 years old and gen beta is at most 2 years old, do you hear how fucking dumb you are trying to pass judgement on literal toddlers>>558767068>Maturity is falling into the same trappings as previous generations>Maturity is shitting your pants over kids finding dumb shit funnyKill yourself ESL, you have no understanding of the words you use
>>558767045>grammar nazi in the big 2026
Yoshi we really need a fucking balance patch, we're discussing the integrity of generational differences in memes
Of course i think it's retarded and so are youam i gonna go up to a kid and say "stop being retarded you little nigger" no because it's a retarded faggot kid and i don't want to interact with themWould i call you a fucking retarded nigger irl? sure
>>558767185Vyper is a joke character for the epic quirky chungus foids who grew up and found out about sex
>>558767338Wonder how an old ghost like vindicta would react to memes
>>558767382She could probably grasp it but think it's dumb
>lose game because of a ragequitter 5 minutes in>rank goes down>win the next game and get mvp >rank doesnt go upyoshi i will personally come to your in game minecraft house and put tnt everywhere
>>558766183have you tried reading the item?it's only the third word in into the active description
67 is just "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS" cranked up to 11.Think E and 'They did surgery on a grape' and maybe deepfrying except I can see why those might be funny, E had retarded farquad markiplier, and surgery on a grape is a rediculous concept, deepfrying has no excuse though, fuck that trend entirely except 67 has no meaning. It's just funny because it is. The only value 67 has is >>558767203
I'm too nervous to pick Silver because it feels too easy to be literally useless as her.
>>558767303it's not grammar, it's spellingbasic ass spellingI *KNOW* this subhuman zoomer nigger has gone around for the past 21 years of his life spelling it "ageing">>558767571>Think E and 'They did surgery on a grape' and maybe deepfrying except I can see why those might be funny, E had retarded farquad markiplier, and surgery on a grape is a rediculous concept, deepfrying has no excuse thoughzoomnigger what the fuck even are you talking aboutI vaguely know of someone using a scalpel to remove and replace grape skinwhat is this fucking zoomnigger horseshitwe should have a war were all the zoom niggers are drafted and die to drone swarms
>>558767482my rank went up when i was on a losing streakget good
>>558767571>Think E and 'They did surgery on a grape' and maybe deepfryingEven these are too recent for the uncs despite almost being a decade ago, you gotta bring up shit like mudkips and rick rolling
>>558766641Played Kelvin against Apollo earlier and it was funny hard countering that faggot with dome constantly. Can't do your flipping faggot shit now when I stuck you in here with haze can you FAGGOT?
>>558766386>She's not a dommy mommy, she's a alcoholic depressive mess and you're supposed to FIX HER WITH WHOLESOME LIFE REBUILDING AND SUPPORT NOT BE A LITTLE BITCH.When I read this, it makes me very hopeful that at least one person will appreciate the outro of the Silver smut I'm working on
Lady Geist is going to get a lot worse when people stop trying to 1v1 me with my ult up isn't it.
>>558766860weak shit.you only need some water to spray on her whenever she is misbehaving
>>558767382she would not care about them or in the rare case she does care to know she will try to use them even if its just to tease and annoy people
>>558767707unc thinks hes tuff for correcting a word and cussing constantly :skull:unc takes his 4chan posting VERY seriously.
i like deadlock but valve put too many fucking minorities in this game.we need 30 more waifu and gigachad champs before the next african
only enjoyment i get out of this game anymore is playing holliday and walljumping while the enemy is chasing meall my teammates are so fucking bad in high oracle they don't know how to look at waves at all this game 100% has the worst skilled playerbase
Hollidays do nothing. Change my mind.
>>558768339>>558768340now kiss
There's something fundamentally unfun about Deadlock.And I can't pinpoint what it is.But I stared at the hero selection screen, and realize that I don't want to play the game.
Any idea what I did to fuck up my shop like this? I was using QOL Lock, but I've been using it for a while and it wasn't like that - also disabling (and uninstalling even) mods didn't fix it and I don't see any relevant settings either
>>558764792I always turn my auto parry off in lane from time to time so it doesnt become too obvious. I let them get one hit and then its back on and they die.
>ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOMERR ZOOOOOM>BOOMER BOOMER>BASEDLENNIALLLS>UNC>BROCCOLLI HAIR>WE NEED TO KILL ALL 25/30/35/40 YEAR OLDSChrist age-faggots are so fucking obnoxious its insane.
when can i get a ranked mode where you can only play heroes you have 100+ wins on
Anyone feel like there's too much annoying stuufin this game? Like some games have one or two characters that are just straight up annoying feels like I groan when I see im going up against 90% of the cast
>>558768340same with paradox but she's S tier apparently
>>558768505sounds like you just kinda suck
>>558768759that's literally any and every hero based game.there's bound to be a bunch of annoying stinkers.
>>558768583The only age obsessed people are boomers and zoomers because they hate millennials.
>>558768847Sounds like the game is just shit if I'm not having fun winning / losing.
>>558768759I only go "Oh great." when against graves, celeste, and apollo.Everyone else it fine.Even the community's favorite "literally hitler" mo and krill I don't think is a big deal because he's nothing compared to playing against a murky in HOTS.
>Build Divine barrier Ven because we have a fed Vic and enemy had like two curses>It actually feels amazing because it gives grenade range.>Divine Barrier is a solid item for ability range and utility on the priest.Based Valve, I kneel.
>>558769065>>It actually feels amazing because it gives grenade range.why not just get ballistic enchantment
I can play however many Rem or Holliday games, but one Dynamo game and I'm fucking exhausted...
>>558769123Because vic got ganked by their entire team and won. I wasn't the carry that game so I built utility.
>>558769168Dynamo feels unfun because you're so fat and slow and not a character outside of ult a lot of the times
>>558769168My haze games are fucking exhausting everytime even if I win.
>>558767226Yes nigger, toddlers growing up hooked up to ipads short form content since 2 days of age are gonna end up cooked, ofc not every single one but the majority raised that way
>>558769217Sure, but those 5-6 man refresher ultis feel real good. When your team actually decides to shoot them
Venator/Doorman is a damn fine combo. Set up a trap to immediately get their ass when they leave the Baroness.Same thing applies for countering Victor you can immediately trap him coming out of his ult.
>>558768505There's 1 thing that Deadlock is missing that is highly underrated for shooters and that's satisfying gun sounds, especially deadshots.
>>558769610I think you maybe right.It's just not satisfying to play the game at this moment, and the satisfying part is all about numbers right now.I'm pretty sure it's a subtle thing too, because it's not something that I can immediately point out that's unfun for me.
>>558769610At least you can mod better sounds in. Like ambassador for Holliday
>>558762327>mina editionDeadlock more like Deadgook lol lmao
>>558769289isn't it weird we make it sound like its a them problem and not the generation raising them's problem
DEIlock
>>558769890Dell makes computers not locks
I will kill myself if Celeste is nerfed, I can only win games as her
>>558764561>Not pointing out how much better mid building was on streets>Sayin Viscous is non-binary when literal male pronouns.>"ooooh silver mommy the collar should be on me not her">referencing boykisser and fagshitEw.
>>558769878I mean yeah, but either way they're cooked, it's also so sad that kids don't watch cartoons these days, imo cartoon network classics like kids next door Ed edd n eddy, samurai jack, Dexter, powerpuff girls, fosters home, courage etc etc impart a lot of knowledge and wholesome life lessons on kids, my generation (old Gen Z) grew up in the best possible circumstances imo, just the right mix of irl shit with the digital, we still had cartoons and classic shows, gen alpha let alone beta has no attention span for cartoons now, it's doomed, I'm kinda incel but if I ever have kids I'll definitely ban any short form content until they're 18, police their online shit and still show them the cartoons of my youth + classic movies like LOTR, kek, a chud colleague that's 35 yo is raising his kid exactly like that right now
>>558768793>have paradox as one of my picks because I want to fuck her>no idea how to get value with her whenever I get to play herGive me some time and I'll make her work, my dick will succeed you'll see
>>558770093>LOTRpleb
vindictas childbirthing hips
>>558769339This is unironicly why I hate Dynamo so much. They gave the coolest support ult in the game to some fatfuck that's boring to play, argueably bad at high ranks due to their movement, and has a Reddit millenial personality.
>>558770242best movie trilogy ever made in the history of man lad
>>558770190I reached 50% winrate on her recently, never give up!
>>558770379I wish I could laugh at this meme but I had to endure dorming with people who actually spoke like this constantly; atleast they were friendly.
cyberbullying people who are incapable of parrying puddle punch never gets old
>>558769610I agree, there should be a KACHING DING DING DING *sound of coins falling to the floor* sound whenever I hit a headshot.
I just looked at the steam charts and it's not looking really good, last friday we had 54k players at this time, now we have 45k. It's fair to say that Marathon is killing a lot of the momentum we had. I think it's over and all downhill from here now until we get the next big update.
>>558770541>superior durationWhy?
>>558770607I want less players. All marvel rivals tourists need to fuck off
>>558770636
>>558770541I think most people simply dont know that you can parry it.
>>558770636NTA but he has curse and disarming hexit's also funny to have more duration on the cube and fuck with the enemy's expectations
I remember around August or so, an anon here posted a hero idea for a chinese vampire girl with stretchy arms but I'm not sure if he ever published it. Does anyone here know if he did? because if he didn't I would really like to create a similar brawler kit with a lot of movement like Zac from league
>>558763706Based same
Why is Mina shipped with literally everyone in Deadlock?
>>558771023cause she's the sexiest char and hyper feminine
>>558766860I'm 6'6
>>558771061>the sexiest char and hyper feminineThat's Vindicta
>>558771023She's the tranny favorite/self-insert of deadlock and they're the #1 driving force of yuri on the internet nowadays.
>>558771219Mina is shipped with the guys too you brainrotted freak.And women who don't fuck you are not trannies, touch grass.
>>558771219Inaccurate pic because silver is freakishly tall
>>558771219Newsflash faggot, yuri is only possible between biological women
MIRAGE, IT'S YOUR LONG LOST BROTHER MAMDANII NEED YOU TO SAVE NEW YORKKILL REMDO IT NOWOR THE RITUAL WILL FAIL
>>558771749fuck you mirage you and mamdani won't catch me before i make it to the island!
>>558770379I just watched the movies this week after reading the books. They were pretty good.
>>558771319>Mina is shipped with the guys too you brainrotted freak.She's shipped with more girls than guys. Gay trannies exist and the most popular guy ships are either gay fujo ships or with paige. Mina dominates the yuri scene but not the male scene.>>558771557Try telling that to troons.>The yuri community ISN'T mostly trannies self-inserting because they didn't become gay with their sexual transition actually!!!Lmao okay.>>558771457Fair enough.
>>558771749>>558771810not funny, ai slop
ranks really do mean nothingwon a fairly even archon 6 match that lasted 50 minutesmeanwhile the game before we had a bunch of retards that fed in oracle 3 and we lost within 35 minutes
>>558770093>let alone beta has no attention span for cartoons nowyou're talking about two year olds btw
>>558771219>transbians have deluded themselves into thinking anyone but transbians wants them
I'm so fucking bad at this game it's making me depressed.
>>558772191Alpha is 10-15 yo or so and it's true for them so just a safe assumption
>>558772260Take the victor pill
>>558772082Bebop fucking sucks to play against though genuinely. Drifter isn't nearly as torturous.
>>558772056moderately funny
>>558772541how do i avoid killing myself with the aura? what gun items to build?
>>558770718It's fucking hard to parry honestly and he isn't in my games enough for me to get used to it.
>>558771749DON'T MAKE ME SOLO ULT YOU
>>558772669Bebop is a huge slow target who only has his missable hook at medium range.
>can't play Celeste>genuinely miss my ult more than half the time>already dogshit at macro since I never played MOBAs that much>can't stop playing because of the fucking movementI didn't even airstrafe or bhop much in other valve games at all, but since this one has the fucking dash jump to launch me forward into my bhops and strafes it's been totally controlling my brain, I can't stop doing it even if I'm putrid dogshit at it (and also the rest of the game too.The very first game I realized you could do it so easily, my brain immediately shut down. In laning phase I just jumped from my guardian to the enemy one, raw heavied their very confused warden at max speeds and jumped back giddy as hell. Please god don't let them remove this PLEASE, OH GOD PLEASE ITS SO MUCH FUN
>>558771218>vinny>the sexiest charno>hyper feminineyes
Bebop is fucking ridiculous and the only hero I actually put on my ban list.>Hooks are one of the best kind of abilities in these kinds of games>For some reason can also build stacks with his bombs cause why not>Ultimate has a short cool down, might as well be infinite range and a shit load of damage
>>558772082Let's not pretend that drifter ambush/passive/melee is as NEARLY as powerful as hook/bomb/uppercut. A bebop is dangerous no matter how underfed they are in a competent team because hook is basically a cheap holiday ult. >>558772217>transbiansCall it like it is, straight dudes calling themselves girls and fetishizing women/femininity through their AGP.
>>558772895Yeah actually you're right what was I th->Comes out of nowhere and hooks you from an obscure angle into his entire team and you die instantly
There's an abundance of people who can pull off a last possible frame party in Phantom+.
>>558769975euthanize
I don't think I've ever heard a decent player complain about Bebop genuinely.
>>558772958>noYou mean yes, she is the hottest just with her long hair alone
>>558772797Its a bit of give and take. Sometimes you need to leave it on since it does more damage the longer its activated, but othertimes you need turn it off lest you waste a ult. so tl:dr play around your infuser>Gun itemsZero except maybe monster rounds. Go with heresy's buildYour sole objective is to farm farm farm until you hit Infuser + Esclating powerspike. Mystic reverb on his 3 is OP too but no one gets it.
>>558773031>autocorrect: hmmm this perfectly viable English word? better replace it with another word entirely because it's not that common, no need to thank meparry
>>558773137Phoneposters need to be killed
>>558773064yeah I mean, he's anoying sure but I'm more bothered by this little fucker in pic related being overpowered.>>558773110Objectively incorrect Bobs are hot.
>>558773182I've been here since 2008 I'm allowed to phonepost just by virtue of not being a trump election tourist.
>>558773064hook characters are always controversial in moba's because the ability is just so strong, you can miss 99 out of 100 hooks and you're still walking away with a killon top of the fact this game has no mana system, no punishment for spamming it on cool down
>>558773267If we're pulling out that card, I'm an 06er so you should really kill yourself
>>558772965i didn't believe being trans was a mental illness until i browsed >>>/lgbt/ for shits and gigglesthe mental gymnastics they go through on a daily basis it might as well be schizophrenia
>>558772797>gun itemsmonster rounds into cultist sacrificeyou can get weighted shots as well but you NEED to get your core greens and purplesI really like gun victor but you can't get away with more than those two in most games.
>>558773683>TwoEven that's trolling reallyHe has a ton of required spirit items needed to actually function + late game survival/counter items like metal skin/spell breaker etc etcVictor when the team has taken zero walkers is a NPC minion.
>>558773328i have her selected but i can't play her worth a shiti dread seeing this screen
>drifter gets a single kill in lane>game's overI fucking hate this character design. I've played both as him and against him and it's tiring to see. Especially if that win kill gets stolen and now you're just an ultbot.
>>558773348I didn't say anything about you, idgi.
does paradox's wall combo well with any other character?
>>558774000The rules of seniority dictate that you must follow my every command, actually
>>558773841cultist and elephant are practically green items and they let me eat the large camps faster, to the point where I can sneak 3-4 of them from the enemy's side while my team has them distractedI get point blank as well for this reason + slow but recommending it to someone who's already struggling with victor would be griefing
>>558774023holliday and bebop because they both have hooks and could drag someone through the wall
>>558772797ballistic enhancement is a pretty good t3 green for him since it also includes more range on his aura, but you can easily go full green and purple on him especially once you become slot locked in the late game
>>558770362I think one kinda reddit character is ok as long as there's only 1, it sells the idea that he's just like that and not just a reflection of a redditor writing team. It also helps that he seems to be a genuinely decent person and not some moral grandstanding retard. I've had a teacher with a personality almost exactly like dynamo so his personality + job is incredibly believable to me. I'M HELPING
>>558770362>>558774412I AM THE COSMOS!
>>558773910I just don't like characters that scale like thatwhen matchmaking seems geared to have 1 lane per team eat massive amounts of shit and be way outmatched, sometimes you're just getting fucked because their drifter/bebop got handed 7 kills and free bombs in laneI do think Drifter's ult is unironically busted. that's my real shitter take on the character
How do you kill ivyI bought curse and focus lens and my team still couldnt manage it
>>558773910People actually think Drifter's passive is that relevant?
>>558774279I've experimented a ton with gun victor and it's a bad choice. 0 stat item when you could get Expansion for the same price, 5% more range, easier buildup, spirit resist, works on your ult, and gives more spirit for your regen.
>ascendant 1>71 wr victor>68.5 wr silver>try playing mina>17 games so far>like 30wrHow the hell do I play this character?
>>558773910>>558774507I fucking hate snowball characters and passive abilities, and drifter combines the two into "you died in lane against him? fuck you, enjoy him 1v6ing your entire team 30 minutes later">>558774701It is relevant when he goes 30/4 and melts you within seconds of seeing him>Just use metal skin/disarm bro Yeah and he's gonna instakill me 5 seconds after I use it
>>558774793Shoot the gun and dodge nigga
>>558774475NEED this for Paige/Ivy
>Deadlock clip appears>EskayIs it over deadlockbros?
>>5587747932 to high ground and pre-emptively dodge abilities
>>558775274She's alright for an foid
>>558775274I got recommended a stream with eskay and bogur, it might be over
>>558775525nigga das a man
>>558775709No she's just a very unfortunate looking chink, she has her pictures up on instagram.
>>558775950>chinklike 3rd gen?
>>558775950no lol
>>558776038I was thinking of someone else, I'm actually not sure if eskay is a troony or just ugly as shit. gonna need the tranny experts in this thread to weigh in I'm sure someone cares enough to know.
>>558773542Queer people are not real. I saw a retard try to say that vindicta counted towards deadlock being a super queer friendly game because she was "killed for being a woman".
>New characters get released Don't care, playing Holliday >other characters get buffedDon't care, playing Holliday>Holliday gets nerfedDon't care, playing Holliday>Holliday gets picked for the one of the two bansSeething uncontrollably, playing Kelvin
>>558775950That's a man, retard.
>>558776147makes sense, he was playing pretty well when i watched him for 5 minutes and I was surprised since women suck ass at shooters/mobas, ofcourse it turned out to be a man as per usual.
i want to fucking strangle every fucking REMnigger that cant use his fucking 2 when its available fuick you fucking niggers fuck you FUCK YOU
>>558776210>get holliday>the enemy team gets both gun and spirit nukersuh guh
Stop putting doorman players on my fucking teamHE IS A NON CHARACTER
>>558776362They're too busy using their 3 to steal their own side's sinners from their teammates.
>>558766860>she's 25cm taller than me>189-25=164
>>558769168>hit two ults and just click 3>get MVPLove me dynamo.
>>558776535Gnome character when?
>>558776857holliday and graves (both withouth the boots) are right there
Why do none of the match tracking sites work this is so annoying
>team gets hard filtered by victor
I'm sorry for hating niggerbopHe is actually so much more tolerable than these new characters holy shit
>>558776407Yeah, the enemy team usually has a better lineup than mine when I play, I just try to move fast enough and fight dirty enough early to get a lead. I also try to run urn/escort urn runners with bounce pads if possible because realistically there's only so much I can do to help the whole team as holliday.
>4 - 23 after 19 minutesgod i hate this game sometimes
>downloaded Marathon>booted up Deadlock insteadi swear this game is actual crack
Am I better off building tank or mobility for mirage greens?Feels like he needs both most of the time, but you don't have enough slots to do it.
>>558778096Played a few hours of Marathon today it's just not a very impressive game. If you've played an extraction shooter before you've played Marathon, you've probably played a better version of Marathon in fact.
>>558778096gayben does it again
>>558777563>guy in his thirties using an anime girl reaction imageOooof. You have 1% chance to have kids and pass your seed
>it's another "lose because teammate wanted to be a special little snowflake and decided to build off-meta" episode
>look for Holliday streamer>tranny>tranny>gay furry vtuberSo these are the people that defend Holliday's kit...Where the fuck are the normal people?
>>558777563you have to upload your matches
>>558773340We need mana to reign casters in desu.
>>558779369Goober is literally the only normal one I could find.
>>558779369playing holi and not streaming.
>>558778946I'm a 23 year old sensitive young man
>>558779369Thoughts on straight furry players?
>>558779762God her old design was so perfect.I miss it.
>>558779373Why can't it just grab them
>>558779880valve made it so the api snoopers couldn't for nowthat'll probably change in the future but I imagine they were bogging down the alpha-grade server capacity they wanted to use for it at the moment since each replay has to be fetched on-demand now
>>558779485i saw a video of him praising eskay saying he was looking up to him so nope still not normal>>558779369russians on tiktok that put sad songs with stretched res are the best holliday players to learn from, you just need to know how to move around the map so you can barrel/lasso better
>>558779880For some reason valve doesn't want third parties to be able to take that information without you knowing about it
>>558780125>i saw a video of him praising eskay saying he was looking up to himcan't imagine it's for anything aside from the troon's gameplay / movement. goober regularly calls people retards in his games (low bar I know but it's something) so I doubt he plans on cutting his dick off anytime soon
Melee paradox so you have something to do after the swap
Life is hard being an honest Holliday main but sometimes randoms keep you going . . .
>barely slept>can already feel a headache coming on>know i'll have an awful time>still want to play
>>558780564>uses mod that turns her into a teenage boyYou're gay as fuck
>>558767226>anime reaction picture>ESL as an insultkys
>>558780791>guy he called an esl didn't even type like an eslanime truly rots the brain
>>558780648take drugs knucleheadjust not too much ibuprofen or your kidneys will shut down
>>558780648brool
>>558781032>>558781107maybe i should just play skyrim....
>survived Highguard>survived Maraflopfeels good to be a Chadlocker
>>558762327
It sure got quiet here fast...
Thank you god for not making me a steam chart poster
>>558781750everyones playing Marathon
>>558781758imagine NOT being able to laugh at a massive corpos retarded failure
>>558779835I don't know why they changed her face so much, I geuss it was always planned based on the visual novel. Also the welding mask added a lot of character and I think they could easily have kept it with current design.
>>558780653worth it for the revolver.
>Shartyfrog poster tooGrim
>>558781369>maraflop>not flopathon
please givebeautiful victormy teammy lanethank you
*hits your wife*
>>558782673lol I had a vic mention how much he hates playing with Rem today, and I am inclined to agree.
>>558780653instead of looking like a 10 year old boy like she normally does?
The matchmaking is bad but I gotta say the material the matchmaking system is working with has to be some of the lowest of humanity. My rank has mostly settled at high Archon/low Phantom and every 5-10 matches I'll run into someone with>No object permanence>No understanding of cause/effect>Possibly no sense of selfEven for a new player getting screwed by the matchmaking, Archon/Phantom isn't so skilled that the game becomes incomprehensible (as opposed to if a noob got sent into Eternus 6 and had to deal with people movetech clowngliding at 500 miles an hour)It should not be possible, at all, for a Celeste to go 1/18/2 over the span of a fucking hour. This game gives you assists just for being near a fight. All this guy had to do was throw his ult into the moshpit a few times over 50+ minutes but he couldn't even manage thatWhen I think of how aristocrats in the past would think of peasants as an almost different species of lower existences, this must be it. Genuine subhuman breed
You faggots are gonna tell me not to afk and throw my games when im ahead when my doorman has gone gun, 20k damage in a 40 minute game, I check his pov and he literally can't aim worth a fuck or hit people in mo ultGenuinely tell me why this guy is owed my time
>>558783034She very clearly looks like a woman in her default model
>>558765617Except you can't. Counterspell by nature only really works for abilities that have single fires. If it's a continuous effect it'll obviously continue to affect you once your counterspell window ends. If a Seven ults you aren't exactly ruining his plans by using counterspell. Course for Seven you'd stun him instead (funnily enough that also fucks lash's ult up as well, unless he combos with unstoppable in which case he's got a 6400 expense to handle, seriously lash's ult is very counterable ). Now if you want a powerful fucking ult it's Dynamo. Considered by many the best ult in the game. Unstoppable is the only counter and that still requires anticipation of the ult's use while Dynamo can simply hold off on ulting if he sees you activated it.>>558766312>>558766636The friend is wrong for failing to understand this.
team badme good
>>558783368Put him on lanejanny duty>It's a blind-deaf-mute thirdie who can't be communicated with
>>558765046light melee is the hardest tell they're on auto parry because it's pure prediction, not reaction. especially if you've been playing them all game with no melees
>gun graves and gun paige in same gamethe fuck are those memes
>>558782894im rem and love playing with vic i don't steal our sinners, build 4 actives (rush curse if we have advantage otherwise knockdown) i hope i make the experience enjoyable i just want to enable a vic
>>558783760What else do you play on Graves? Don't tell me you're an Ult bot.
>>558783947>14m range gun
>entire team listened to me and we ended the game instead of being pussiesfinally..
>>558783368>Gun Doorman who can't aimYeah that sounds pretty shit. But then so does throwing games because you have a bad teammate. Both are contributing to a loss. But I can at least understand not being able to aim. How are you not able to play?
>>558784049how is trying for the first 20-30 minutes not giving me that right i am actively trying to win at that pointi cannot corral people to fixing their item builds at this point
So is valve going to fix Smurfing or is this just DOA?
>>558783368because chances are the other team has a turd worlder dragging them down too, so there's no excuse for you to be a zoomer-nigger. regardless you aren't owed wins, you have to seize them.
>>558783760>gun paigecould be forcing themself to learn how to shoot with non-hitscan weapons.
>>558783840>Rem siphons all the farm on the map>Vic can't scale fast enough>LossThat's great but it's just how it goes for a soloQ vic.
>>558784209eternus would become a ghost town overnight if they did anything about it.
>>558784209when blizzard tried to fix smurfing with needing a phone everyone shat on them so no you can't fix smurfs at all because all of you are whiny fucks
>>558784209If it was DOA we'd at least get a beach volleyball spin-off series.
>laning phase>going well the first 2 minutes>people are starting to drop like flies, enemy team is already up massively in kills>this further spirals into them dominating the ending of the laning phase and the mid game completely>they have total control of the entire map and fuck everyone up>game is obviously fucking pissover and hopeless and it'll never be won, the enemies are even doing urn runs uncontested as well>teammates are all still trying to win>teammates say gg at the end 40 minutes lateri'm convinced people are fucking cuckold npcs this shit is fucking absurd to me how can you say gg after such a dogshit experience
>>558783989it got buffed back up. and even if it was still 14m what other build is better on her? echo shart on her root?
>Smurf game twice in a row>Both times they tbag me and talk shitWhat do you think guys?Should I go again?
>>558784307When did Blizzard try anything to fix smurfing?>>558784315Sovl
>>558784209You likely won't see it fixed until full release so they can't figure out how to circumvent the system before offical release minimum.>>558784307Unironicly the Chinks win this round because they need a government id for games. Phonenumber is just a minor deterrent and it's easier to use someone elses phone rather than their state id.
>>558784307[citations needed]
>>558784096>how is trying for the first 20-30 minutes not giving me that rightYou only have the "right" to throw games on the grounds that it's then understood it makes you a bad player. Good players try to win. Crazy I know.
>>558784209just put a price on the game90% of smurfs vanish
>>558784431>when blizzard tried to fix smurfing with needing a phone >When did Blizzard try anything to fix smurfing????
How is low prio queue in this game? Is it just russians and ragequitters?
>>558784469 Makes sense, though I wonder if waiting will fuck over the hype based marketing.>>558784551They won't do that because Valve basically invented the Freemium model. It's all they know. But that would be based>>558784663What are you confused on retard, I do not remember blizzard trying to fix smurfing ever, or a massive chimpout over it. So what the fuck does "tried to fix it without phones" refer to?
>>558784431>>558784532>>558784663Years ago in OW1 that was as far as they took it.
>>558784892Explains why I don't remember it, I never played OW.
>>558766641nice gaslighting. no I don't miss the scaling multi ice beam or the dome deciding all games because objectives
If you play at the top level like me you never need to worry about smurfs because nobody is going to be playing better than you.Simply put, get good and that resolves the smurf problem
>>558785065Yeah I don't think any OW1 player touchs that game anymore lol. It's just new players and maybe some old pros.
Drifter has been getting too many stacks...
>>558784892>>558785065Also you still had to buy the game then and it *still* did nothing to the smurf problem. Though I was masters by that point so smurfing never affected me.
>Enemy flames their bebop>Wonder why since he isn't the guy 0/12>Check his build>OoooooohNo idea what happened here but dude must have had a crashout.
>>558785646He was going ti forbidden gun Beebop>Now that's a proppa laza
If I'm playing with a friend who just installed the game, will we get games with low rank players or my rank?
>>558785257>>558785601>You must be a top % player to be allowed to enjoy the game and contribute to matchesSmurfs should be vivisected.
>>558785797both, do broool or make a smurf and play a character you are bad at while sandbagging.
>>558785797you'll get dogshit matches where it comes down to you and the other smurf on your team fighting it out against the 2 enemy smurfs
>>558785856OW unironicly had the best mmr calculator, I spammed Hanzo when a teammate wanted me to make an alt for shitposting in scrims and I instantly was at my rank after ten games.
>>558784543Insane cope. Genuinely. Value your mental. You think I'm upset? They're just mulligans. It is a guaranteed loss literally
is colossus an above average buy on haze?it's resists and anti-move speed and you usually buy extra health in lane anywaysmight be good if you want more survivability instead of a luxury damage option like lucky shot
>>558785797Somewhere in between, and the other team probably also has a wide range of ranks. You basically have to outcarry the other team's high rank player, and everyone else is food. I queue with low rank friends pretty often and it's kind of miserable honestly. But I don't like solo queue in multiplayer games so..
>>558786072That's actually impressive. 10 games isn't too bad, for a normal ratio of smurfs to real players at that rank.
>>558785856Also the lowest rank lobby I ever was at on my main was silver and D.vas literally would stand a mile away shooting people for 1dmg with their pellets. I stopped queueing with the silver bro since it was hard to not laugh.>>558786218It's terrible even on Abrams, if you can't stay alive get siphoning bullets. It's a meme buy item.
>>558783989Buy stamina mastery and juggernaut, your gun is literally designed to take away the enemies damage why wouldnt you build gun? The only spirit items you need are boundless and rapid, maybe duration
>>558772056you have 8 stacks you don't need any more
>>558786302I'm a tank player too btw but I could win against my teammate who was a DPS main on a widow battle so it wasn't like I couldn't aim. 2k hours spent in a live match btw; 70% of them on zarya (RIPPEN).
>>558785797Tell your "friend" to lube his butthole
>>558786218colossus is a terrible item.
>>558772965>because hook is basically a cheap holiday ultyou people can't be serious with this thinking. are you the ones losing your shit over celeste's lich ult?
>>558786562The higher I climb the more I realise how bad the takes in this general are.
>>558770541dishonest character. just throw a puddle behind them without hitting them and watch them miss the parry and enjoy your free kill
A WARDEN SHIELD THAT SILENECES YOU WHEN YOU BREAK IT! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Brool respects my time.
>>558786997unironically this
>>558786997They should just make her 2 a Zarya bubble and enable allied cast while deleting Paige 2 from the game.
>>558787335who the fuck is zarya
>>558787441Some russian bitch from overwatch
>>558786997It would have been fine if it had a really long cooldown but nope she can cast it almost 24/7 with no downtime.TY yoshi!
>>558787441Butch Turbodyke from OW that's actually a trad nationalist. She use to do pisspoor damage but could shield teammates for a fixed amount and have her damage empowered for a limited time.
>>558784543Such a wild turdworlder take. You'd rather cope and suffer through 40+ minute slogs and raise up your spork when you point out the 1 in 20 and go LOOK I DID IT MOM to the chinese basketweaving forum? That's just sad man. I think the irony is that it's a shitter take that lobbies will magically flip on a dime when people load into lobbies with literal game losing builds. Maybe I should ask your Grey Talon players to go max green like that one game because at least he's hard to kill and throwing birds around the map. He's still useful!
Deadlock needs a Mercy
>>558784402>it got buffed back upWhat's the range now? I haven't been keeping up with patch notes for a while because they keep toggling around the stats on the new heroes
why do people not echo shard Paige's shield?
>>558787652Only if she takes mechanical skill so heal sissies are forced to learn to track in order to heal people.
>>558787652>Deadlock needs more porn
>>558787652You called?
>>558787652Only if it's a buff male doctor with a commanding personality.
