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Previous: >>558781121

>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m
Main Story Chapter 5 is out
02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR
02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection
02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR
02/26 - 03/07 - Legend Races
Early March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firm
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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chopped clanker finna clapback
cooked foid mid flop era
goofy ahh glizzy queen
L pookie crine rn sksksk
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>>558802006
yes horse cucks are zoomers
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>>558802045
Niggers NOT welcome at Tracen.
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I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME
I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME
I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME
I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME
!
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how do we feel about Urara voicing eroge?

https://x.com/i/status/2027230365589635207
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>>558802090
Spe Chud being based as always. Tracen will remain pure.
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>>558802090
talk to the hand
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>>558802157
That's an eroge? I thought it was just fanservice.
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>>558802006
these aren't words these aren't words
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>>558802157
>eroge
retard
>>558802243
no he is retar
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Convincing my trainee that wearing underwear is holding her back.
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>>558802045
>Umafags will pay for this
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>>558802006
My dyslexic ass always manages to read pizza from this wordslop
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>>558788669
ok
the current club is too cringe anyway
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>>558802045
Built for white trainers
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That tsukihime floppy destroyed is everywhere what the fug.
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Forever Young!
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>>558802543
autis/uma/ is more cringe than whatever club you’re currently in. I quit that one
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>>558802543
/Uma/ Club NOOOOOOOO
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>>558802157
If it's an actual eroge, it's so over.
If it's justo goon-bait gacha, it may be fine.
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>>558802612
some nigger customs lady is getting fired lmao
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>>558802352
what is chrono's personality besides MUH KEIBA
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>>558802612
FUCK customs
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>>558802612
that pissed me off
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>>558802241
Same my club's been pretty quiet and only sending shoes. We used to be chatty until a doxxfag got in
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Mambo!
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ebay competes with maru for hottest
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>>558802795
Mamboooo
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Digitan LOVE
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>>558802678
More like promoted
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I send the Ohio sticker at random points during the day so my club mates will never figure out where I live
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>>558802146
bourbon is
dogshit
o
g
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h
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and yes i have extra tank
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>>558802726
Which club?
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>>558803029
Looks like you needed 2 extra tanks
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Nature is good for her warm holes and nothing else. Nice breeding sow for human men but a third rate uma.
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>>558802146
>>558803029
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One day Monday Tuesday yes invincible hyper mind
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>>558802543
Mambro no...
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>>558802943
Eww why do you live in Ohio?
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>>558802678
>>558802685
>>558802694
Poor burgers. First amiami now this. Now they cant order uma stuff.
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>>558803085
I'm not saying
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>>558802228
Sorry, but Special Week does not speak chimp.
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>>558803227
Spare the rest of us...
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Best uma
Best girl
Best wife
Best eyes
Best milk
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I live in Kentucky and love horses
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>>558803227
Dancho...
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>>558803324
until the next mare overpowers her
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>>558803492
Ai Chan is a once in a lifetime mare
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>>558803492
looks like she overpowered herself already
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>>558803559
so it was still and the vista, now is ai
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>>558803324
no soul
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OG Bourbon must be AIDS to run back in Month1 if you fucks are still struggling against laisu in post-Kitasan world
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Thanks, Spanish bros from last thread
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i live in umerica and love nigumas
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>>558803657
sometimes certain AI umas straight up cheat and win regardless of your stats, most often observed with nishino flower, mcqueen in teio's career, and raisu in bourbon's
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>>558803713
I just made that shit up bwo.
I assumed "tonge" and "vuvu" or whatever were onomatopoeia for licking and sucking and just went from there.
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>>558802157
I feel the same way about this as I feel about Super Creek voicing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djr8vWlpbI8
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Finally got her in a race. Maru-chan cute.
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>>558803898
Oh, I've got something you can lick and suck on alright
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>>558803559
No that's Black Caviar
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>>558802157
I think that this is how Urara behaves when she's alone with her trainer
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>>558803980
Where is the puppet?
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>>558803980
I have a massive affinity towards sashi horses it seems.
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>>558803897
Or Taiki im every mile race
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>>558804120
>>558804214
There's no need to be so self-conscious
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>>558803980
>>558804319
>she doesn't run with the puppet
booooooooo
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Speed Fuku's chain hasn't finished since last week asdf. Why'd I spend 60K 'rats on this thing??
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>>558803898
You heard gibberish and instantly thought of licking and sucking? Do dotobros really?
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>>558804431
I went on autopilot...
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>>558804431
cute
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>>558804441
She doesn't need to talk to people mid race.
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>>558804563
fair
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>>558804120
>hiding zoomie levels
das so crine
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mating press
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>>558804679
why is she so angry
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>>558804465
tongo tongo = "tongue" "tongue"
vuvu = "vacuum sucking shit up"
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>>558804752
thinking about cocoons and butterflies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Rq_EhDFlM
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how many wit cards do i need to reach ss? 20??? fucking shit
>>558803115
seriously
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>>558804907
You should try clicking Wit every so often.
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>>558804735
>watermarked slop
fascinating
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Keibafags, were there ever any legendary horses that neigh or flap their mouth while racing?
We need a schizo or autistic uma who talks to herself mid race.
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>>558804907
>he fell for the FineMo gaslight
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>>558804878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
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currently saving carats and planning to pull on finmo to mlb ( just need one copy )

should i just pull on vbourbon and spend a crystal on finmo instead? Is bourbon a good parent for front/pace
i kinda want a front for my medium TT and her base form kinda sucks
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Sorry, I was late
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>>558803980
>>558804214
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>>558804718
>the so crying
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>clubmate is a woman and married
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>>558805324
blessed
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>>558805401
How do you know that?
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>>558805370
Okay that is worth it.
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>>558805374
It's "crine" not "crying" unc!
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Today is a fun day. I feel like treating myself to some sushi.
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>>558805135
Skill issue
Issue of skill
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>>558804441
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>>558805494
based and canon
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>>558805608
Marrying Forever Young for her obscene amounts of money
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>>558803559
No that's Kincsem
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>>558805297
https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/characters/mihonobourbon/succession Bourbon has pretty good compatability and having innate GW makes spark farming a bit easier. You could probably get by with borrowing her while making your own parents. as for Fine 3LB is perfectly usable. Missing out the 2RB isn't great if you're aiming to juuuust get 50 for MANTB but aside from that I'd just stick with 3.LB.
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>>558805608
Need Taiki pointing at the lick_lick.gif
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>>558805494
>6.02 x 1023 sheep~
What the FUCK is her problem!?
>Wants to rape me to death emotionally cuz of what my Mom said
WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM!?!?!?
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>>558805401
Grass raped me
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>>558805401
>danchou please kick me, gf wants me to join her club
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>>558806053
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Agnes Fatyon loool
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Whats the point of woman if she wont cosplay your favourite uma for sex?(yes, colored lenses and in-character behaviour included)
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>>558806053
>no proof
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>>558806184
too much cortisol
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Wow FY really is the highest earning horse of all time.
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>>558805608
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>>558806181
I want the one on the left
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>but muh cortisol
Cholesterol and high blood sugar.
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>>558806369
La creatura…
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>>558806181
left kinda cute for an npc
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Is this real bros
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>>558806431
death by msg
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>>558806539
msg is just savory salt, anon
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>>558806356
Only because of inflation
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zKfZCRvDT5M
How many times are they gonna keep doing this shit
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>>558806143
holy..
>>558806223
The Tracen Files will expose you someday
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>>558806589
until you like it
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>>558806538
Yes, her boobs are big and real
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>>558806418
I really like this artist and his wholesome art
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>>558806418
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>>558806586
Uma inflation...
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>>558806584
msg microplastics magnesium multivitamins
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>>558806538
yes
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>>558806647
I HATE IT
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>>558806181
>hand out of frame
a neuron activated
>close to THAT hand gesture
pic
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>>558806683
I like the guy that makes the cutesy Torena/Luna stuff
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>>558806781
which one?
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>>558806181
So it's not the lighting. They're really just black
Left one is very cute though
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>>558806418
I don't like this because I don't see a point in making her a mother when her drive is to travel. It'd just hinder what she enjoys the most.
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>>558806781
>the guy that makes the cutesy Torena/Luna stuff
W H I C H O N E ! ?
There is at least 3 big active ones, probably more.
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>>558806356
not yet, Romantic Warrior is still active and higher on the list, but if FY wins Dubai, he will be first
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>>558806584
No it's 1979's Mobile Suit Gundam, IDIOT
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california shoe
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specute
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>>558806929
You posted it.

>>558806834
He posted it
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why do latinos use "curi musume" in their memes
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>>558806746
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>>558807118
Others are great as well, plus they make me wanna eat her winter coat ears
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>>558806740
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Oh come on I got her in 10 singles last banner and again here. 220 Star Pieces for her now and never pulled on her banner.
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>>558806781
I like this one
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>>558807182
Some see jorking
Others see Dream stabbing you to death for looking at other umas
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>>558805297
>crystal
no
but free selector yes
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>>558807359
That one is my personal fave
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>>558806929
The artstyle here reminds me of Fruits Basket. Did a girl draw this?
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>>558807359
I like the group that voices those on youtube.
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>>558807523
the what? share link now!!
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>>558807285
You will play goo goo babies you will suck on the pacifier
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Why is Rudolf such a pick for lovey-dovey stuff?
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Almond Eye is the perfect combination of beautiful, cute, and sexy
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>tranny YT faggotry
buy an ad you disfigured shill
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spechute
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anyone buying these
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>>558807687
She loves you enough to save rape for after marriage.
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>>558802459
they are so cute
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spicGODS... I kneel
https://x.com/Nekkroz7lite/status/2027462631410250190?s=20
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>>558807930
>third world
do not care
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>>558807775
I pre-ordered the talking Ai
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>>558805401
all I asked is if anyone was going to go see the movie tonight
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Ruby Rose ahh uma
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oh my god shut up thirdie no one cares for your anime only faggotry go back to /a/
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>>558807930
Ahh no wonder, must think her name is Bueno Vista.
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I have just enough SP left to upgrade either Tokyo Racecourse, Firm Conditions, or Front Straights to double circle (Front corners is just a bit too expensive).

What should I get?
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>>558807576
https://www.youtube.com/@Shirayuki_4

They're good at getting the voices and inflections close to the characters.
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>>558808390
And that's a good thing
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>>558807930
Sovl
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stfu you queers
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Where’s my Weiss Schnee uma
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>>558808390
I want to see this uma humbled in bed
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>>558802045
I like the ones with braids
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>>558807930
QUE PASA PE CAUSA
>>558809076
This guy is cooking
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>>558808421
ngl I was half expecting her to be leading the 3rd Reich by the end of the video.
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Super Creek is _____
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>>558808775
The AI voices in these kinda sound Korean sometimes.
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>>558809260
breedable
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>>558802157
>Bunny Garden
>eroge
I fucking wish
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>>558809260
Pregnant with me!_____
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I've just been having the shittiest Falco runs all week. This game does not want me to run Falco for Aquarius.
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>>558809260
infertile
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>>558809076
We already have Folkqueen bwo
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>>558806184
My plush and beautiful wife.
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niggers in uma aren't new
Eden has been here since launch
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HOLY DAHBING GLUE
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>/pol/tard keeps bringing up "THE RECENT THING"
Bad enough that the general became SLOW AS SHIT
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>>558809706
Dahby lost to the cuter Dahby
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winning post bro
winning post 10 2024 is what I'm looking for right
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>>558809828
aren't you meant to look for 25, or if it's already out, 26?
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>>558805401
>Grass casts SEAT
>El went to heaven
TL note: ザキ is a one-hit kill spell in Dragon Quest, and ザ○キ is an implied ザセキ, meaning seat.
Thank you for asking and thank you for caring.
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>>558809828
25 is the newest one. 26 comes out march 26th
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>>558809828
You mean 25? 26 should come out in march
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>>558809978
I was gonna ask and I care bby girl
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>>558802241
Didn’t realize I was replying in an old thread, so replying in this one. We mostly talk about in game stuff in chat, and post in the threads if we want to send images.
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>>558810059
>>558810018
>>558809893
right, we're in 2025, got it
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>>558810118
silly yeppers... even I got this right, and I only watch WP-anons posts..
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>>558803559
No that’s Zenyatta
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Good evening
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>>558810372
earlier than yesterday, however still late-ish
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>>558809005
>>558810104
I mean, that's fine. I don't want a 24/7 dramaclub but also don't want it to be dead silent. I may apply if you guys can't fill all your spots in a few days. Thanks, danchou.
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sorry danny cho...
I'm not making it this month...
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Love wasted space for neat feature.
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I'm sick and can't go see the movie today
Well at least Tuesdays are cheaper anyway
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>>558810694
Why are you blue
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Almond Eye looks like she loves french kisses
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1-3 Fenomeno
4-6 Katsuragi Ace
6-9 Durandal
0 Bubble Alt

Out of curisoity
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>/a/nime only trannies are in this dead general

>>558810760
why aren't you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
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shitbox down again
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HIBIKE FANFARE
TODOKE GOORU MADE
KAGAYAKU MIRAI WO KIMITO MITAI KARA
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BoaNE is not showing in my shithole province.
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>Double rainbow on Speed
>Double rainbow on Stam
>GOES FOR WIT cuz it has blue DIRECTOR on it and NOTHING ELSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>558811065
>did it again, nearly the same scenario
SWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEP YOU FUCK UP
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>>558811050
maritimebro?
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>>558811023
MO TO

MO TO HAIYAKU
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>>558808561
double front straights. double greens aren't worth it unless you're going to die without it (stam) or literally nothing else
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>>558811023
I like Run for Our Dream better
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>>558811186
I can't stand it here
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>>558811349
Ticket is cute
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>>558811065
>>558811184
AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>558811065
YADA
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>>558809738
She looks cold
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>>558811434
The one time I try to use this shite for anything that isn't fan runs and this is what I get
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>>558811497
nta but why are you even using Sweepy for an ace run? I thought she's only meant for fan runs
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>>558810861
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>>558811570
>for an ace run
Huh? When did I said anything remotely close to that?
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ONDO DE SPEEDU UPPU?????????
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>>558811349
Always bugged me that her eyes are open when she is bawling like that, makes it look like she's smelling the back of her hands
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what would sable island be like in the umamusume universe?
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>>558810861
Fenomeno!
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>>558809260
Beautiful
Gorgeous
Lovely
Kind
Wonderful
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>>558811662
SAA MINNA HAJIMARUYO
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>>558811662
SAA MINNA
HAJIMARU YO
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>>558811570
If they’re doing it in URA it’s probably a parent run. Takes a lot of trial and error to do parent runs with Sweepy in URA
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>>558811184
>Reset the settings, going with defaults in an attempt to save the career
>Went with a random wit training over a rainbow speed training
I swear to fucking god
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Ayabe Wife
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>>558811686
Basically Sentinelese but with Umas
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>>558811981
whats your damn problem with me?
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>>558811981
*paints you*
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>>558812132
Ruru-chan cute!
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Sweepy keeps glueing my Brian parent runs because it always chooses the top option for hard mode. How do I fix this?
I even selected the 2nd option for that specific event in the settings but it keeps choosing the top one
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>>558812218
>shut up and console me already
gladly
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>tell your uma to go out there and break a leg
>everyone starts looking at you weird
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The evil demon in my head has been telling me to swipe for Ardan, but the reasonable part of my brain has been telling me against it because I may drop in a month or less due to tuberculosis
Alcohol may also break my wall of reason so I have to go cold for a couple weeks, this sucks
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>>558812290
deserved for cheating
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>less than 48 hours remain
I suppose it's time!
/Uma/ Club the club: the movie based on the best-selling visual novel about a lone trainer with a dream about putting horses in school will have TWO spots open for S-rank toreinas.

Reply to apply!
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>>558812439
Just dick roll bro
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>>558802612
I just saw this it made me VERY upset.
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>>558812290
Bro...
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>>558812290
force an option in the event menu?
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>>558812439
Listen to the voice of reason, save for Dia
dickroll
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>>558805401
My wife is in Mambo.
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>>558812182
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Why is Arden always dying?
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>>558812519
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>>558806431
>High detail reinforced toe pantyhose on Oguri
Stop trying to make me lewd her she's not meant for it...
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>>558810104
>We mostly talk about in game stuff in chat, and post in the threads if we want to send images.
Must be nice. Really should have switched club and went there during your first month.
I mean the club I'm in is fine but the chat is a wasteland filled with shoes, and had no problem about it but now the game is becoming boring or burnout inducing, an active chat would be nice.
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>>558811686
nudist colony.
on an unrelated note, can someone post that gif of pokke rubbing her belly? I just ate two burgers and I feel like it's appropriate
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>>558812884
TRAINER GET DOWN! SHE HAS THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE!
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Reminder that ALL sweepy niggers will be PERMABANNED once anniversary comes
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Digi-tan, please... 2* would be okay... just give me a usable dirt grandparent, I haven't got much time...
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>>558812986
Sorry, I only have one of her crashing out.
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>>558812986
>TWO burger
Sounds like an average meal
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>>558813116
Tazuna is always harassing the poor trainer
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>>558812639
I did but that retarded bot chooses top option anyway
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>>558812519
I always wanted to join you guys when I made 60-80M/month but you were always full.
Last two months I did less than 30M and don't plan to do more than that any time soon, so I guess some things aren't meant to be.
Oh well, still wish you guys the best, you're the coolest bunch of /uma/.
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My club is comfy even though we usually just send/request shoes, post stickers and rarely say a written message or two whenever cm drops
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>>558812986
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>>558813245
>no ears
>>558813242
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>>558811686
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>>558813245
Musume: Pretty Pregnant
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https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2027480101621772362
>the world oldest horse is 37
>she's in the guiness world records

Man, Natie was 35.
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>>558813215
Granted this is a bunch of wacky code and things can break, but I'm convinced things start to break more clearly lately.
The NPC thing for example used to work fine on release, now it seems at least slightly busted.
Presets are generally wacky busted bullshit in general, never changing things like energy threshold, for the longest time not saving "Manual purchase at end" and probably more.
>>558813476
Cheva SEX
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>>558813409
YOOOSH IKUUUYOOOOOOOOO
*unzips pants*
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>Hmph!!! It's not like I (insert what she did) because I like you. I did it because (insert the lame excuse)
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>>558813083
post it anyway
>>558813168
that's tosen not teio. also they were damn good. place called 'em oklahoma onion burgers and they were having a bogo deal.
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>>558812950
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>>558813409
Kana is the best choice
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>>558812439
mambodancho...
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>>558813476
why would they wear stockings to pool/beach training
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She's so cute.
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>>558813670
To sexually excite me
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>>558813507
>she's in the guiness world records
COMPLETELY meaningless raward because that entire organization is a corrupt whore shit hole these days
they used to be kinda neutral and go out to people planning events now days you have to pay them while refusing retard "harmful records"
hell the book is owned by some BEER COMPANY yet they refuse BEER RELATED records
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>>558813670
cause they are not going to do pool training
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>>558813245
thank you!
>>558813340
also yeah, wtf
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if i had a girlfriend id make her go to the gym just so i can sniff her sweaty clothes
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>>558802045
cygames is destroying japanese culture.
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>>558813409
>Haru is the sluttiest one
What could they mean by this?
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I think Rulership is cuter than Chevacchi
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>>558813609
>Booru translation marker
Left click the image, silly foal.
>>558813869
I think both are super mega cute for their own reasons.
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>>558813168
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>>558813869
Get on the fucking slide Rura
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>>558813603
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Silence Suzuka is embarrassingly flat
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>>558813116
dicks dont just get erect by themselves unless youre like 18. i remember getting a painful hardon riding the bus just because it was warm and the seat kept shaking. any adult trainer isnt going to be in that stage of his life though.
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>>558813834
it's easier to just go to the gym and meet a girl who's already a regular there
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>>558813869
If you mean cute in an extremely bullyable kind of way, then sure.
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>>558813941
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I want to fuck Epipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi
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>>558813996
>>558806207
>>558806207
>>558806207
>>558806207
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>>558814028
I doubt any girl would want to talk to me while I’m working out
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>>558813834
no the real trick is to get your girlfriend to go on a long walk with you after work. that way her clothes have been on her body getting stuffy all day AND then you get that bit of warm sweat in them to top it off. gym clothes just smell like sweat theres hardly any pheromones.
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>>558814206
>not breeding Tact
gay
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>>558813843
didn't they open a US-based office lately?
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>>558814206
and I want to fuck vista and tact
shut up
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>>558814079
you do get it
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>>558813168
>>558813941
>>558814104
Gyarus don't buy burgers or chicken. They only buy fries.
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>>558813237
thanks anon, that's nice of you to say. maybe we'll catch you one of these months in the future

>>558813934
>translation marker
aeeeiiiiii I know, I messed up, trying to add to the population of gentil reaction images. I'll correct it next time
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>>558814378
shut up incel
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Can this CM be over already?
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WRONG GIRL
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>>558814378
they do after umapyoi
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>>558814028
You're supposed to listen to umamusume songs while working out, talking with n*ngen will affect your gains.
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>>558814492
You got a sexier wife
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>>558814449
Understandable mistake, and I appreciate the reaction images, even if some might be SHIT.
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>>558802331
>pristine clean
fake
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I get random single digit uma streamers pop up on jewtube and I saw this guy fail a 90% failure training and then instantly give up lol
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>>558814478
Seiun Sky would not say this
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>>558814478
It's true though. Why would I lie about something like that? What would I gain from it?
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forgot that Doto is still alive
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>>558813507
>Old Billy (also called Bily) was the longest-living horse on record, verified to have lived 61 years.
wew
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>>558814206
>Trainer
Nah Umamusume races are a serious business, they can't let a weak nerd trainer be the sire of the next generation. Only the best studs can reproduce with umas, Trainer-san will be there to take care of the mutt children.
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>>558814104
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>>558815007
doto is a HATEFUL CUNT that insults people
DOTO CAUSED THE DOTO SCHIZO
DOTO CASUED FATTY TEIO!
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>>558814690
Seriously, why can't we cleat umas for like, 20 tickets or something?
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silence suzuka's feet are embarrassingly stinky
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>>558813579
Literally perfect. Miss Perfect, even. Ichiban.
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>>558814274
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>>558815241
based
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>>558815161
You're playing a gacha game. What do you think the answer is?
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>>558815241
now fix Epipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi's name
the spelling is wrong
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>>558815241
sssssssssaved, old version deleted.
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>>558815042
But that would give you negative wit umas in about two generations
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Anyone have the family Agemasen?
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let me walk my uma already
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>>558814028
Girls only go to the gym with their boyfriends.
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>>558815095
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>>558815095
that's not Doto's fault
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>>558815421
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>TEIO PLS DON'T RETIRE WE STILL HAVEN'T RAC-
>You will never be a winner. You have no skills, you have no tactics, you have no G1 wins. You are an inept loser twisted by naivety and mindless running into a crude mockery of graded race umamusume.
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>>558815320
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>>558815735
based again
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I'm hopping from one A+ club to another, which club is it for me?
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>>558815181
When are we getting the Lemaire/Take content marketing for the burger scenario? Those ads are kino.
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>>558813579
Yes, perfect.
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Post something cute
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KINO INCOMING
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2027504086296429036?s=20
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>>558813467
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>>558815007
How did you forget, we know more about what that old goof is doing than any other horse in this game.
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>REF_SELECTOR template failed for event 'x', trying individual dialogue templates
Aaaaaa is it just me?
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>>558816091
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>>558816172
sweep toshi is breaking the thing more and more by important chink AI (openai) code
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>>558813941
mishima jordan?
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>>558815467
nice sound idiot
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Why are there so many fat cross dresser cosplayers at uma events?
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>>558816109
>mid march
THANK YOU now we don't have to worry about it dropping right before Dirt CM
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>>558816109
TB: SotC
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>>558815007
any day now...
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How are there so many fucking draws in Unity Cup? Don’t they literally pixel-count whoever crosses the finish line? This shit should be near-impossible
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>>558816172
Is this why it keeps choosing the top option in my Brian runs?
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>>558816303
Anon, its dropping the day before the final race
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>>558816301
cause we don't bully them enough
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>>558816264
muh groundworks...
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fingering forever young
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>>558816303
retard
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>why are there so many faggots/trannies in my tranny hobby
/g/ had a topic about this some days ago, and how retro tech/gayming is full of degenerate filth, arguing what the reasons for that could be.
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>>558816091
You first
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I'm not reaching burnout, it's more like a resigning myself to fading away. My stupid chud friends stopped playing. I've hit a dryspell on uma I want to pull for, and my runs have just been absolutely dogshit since the last CM. I have no one to talk to about uma anymore and I can only make one post per thread because it won't load a new captcha no matter what I do. Fuck this gay faggot nigger earth.
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Not you again.
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>>558816091

>>558816303
Aquarius selection process starts on March 6
MANT is likely to drop from March 13 onwards
Be ready to make your aces in MANT for the finals
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umankoblazer
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>>558816364
retardbwo...
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>>558816485
1. funny image
2. vista image is too high up
3. maru image is trash
>>558816513
your mother will die in her sleep
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>>558816467
/twg/ was my primary home until the furrynigger started spamming there
It's inevitable, filth seeps everywhere when it reaches critical mas
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>>558816467
something something HRT was like what crack was to niggers something something
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>>558816524
Thanks for the energy and extended bar.
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>>558816091
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>>558816524
>>558816697
Espo SSSSSSSSEX
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>>558816292
works for me
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I don't understand
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Stop giving them (You)s
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>>558816513
She’s crazy hot but crazy retarded. Her kids are fucked.
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>>558816364
A draw just means neither your uma nor the opposing team's uma took first. In the races before the last round, there are umas besides yours and the opposing team's in the race that can cause a draw.
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>>558816765
I said CUTE, not SEXY or WHORISH!
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>>558815241
>you're buena vista's grandpa, father, childhood friend and lover
It's fucking sick that this can't be my life
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>>558815241
>>558816969
just like my funny porn mags!
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>>558817048
>@grok what is the trainer umamusume relationship experience like?
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>third Suzuka in a row with similar statlines
>15 dirt sparks
>all C in dirt

Pls send help
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>>558816091
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>>558814449
danny cho...
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>>558817240
>Clearly says "WEI", maybe even "WAEI" or "WAI" depending on how you wanna spell or hear things
>Trannylators think it says "waHey"
Where the FUCK is the H coming from?
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>>558813242
i want to join which one
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>>558817439
Hay is for horses
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>>558817439
Hwat are you talking about
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>>558816301
how many fatties are here in /uma/
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>>558816516
i wouldnt be playing if it wasnt for my friends and this thread tbqh
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Reminder that, as with every weekend, we have some races today and tommorow
Today only one G3, Ocean Stakes (4YO and older, 1200m sprint, trial for G1, Takamatsunomiya Kinen)
Tomorrow we have two G2s, Nakayama Kinen (4YO and older, 1800m) and Tulip Sho (3YO fillies, 1600m, Trial for the first leg of Triple Tiara, G1, Oka Sho)
First race of the day starts in 2 hours and 15 minutes
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>About to start a parent run
>Want to borrow Yaeno for the big hints
>Have to scroll through 5 pages of borrows to find her
>Borrowed Admire Vega by mistake
They gotta make these cards more distinct. I guess I'll make an end seuin parent now.
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>>558814206
wheres the Trainer x Trainer
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>>558816301
im looking forward to seeing all the tranny cosplayers at the theater this weekend. i love awkward nerds.
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My amc had complimentary vicks vapor rub and nose plugs at the front desk for today.
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>>558817620
Not even remotely the same thing. WAHEY is about retarded disfigured freaks arguing "acktually this is spelled in my imaginary ways", when there is already a well accepted and known spelling.
You're arguing about dialect bullshit, local differences to known parts of a language with minor changes cuz of how people talk in a specific place.
Like having an Indian try to talk english, and you either can't understand a thing or want to punch his nuts off.
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>>558817015
cute
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Can you make an if statement in sweepy? Like if the needle woman shows up you give priority to charming unless you already have it?
For some reason the bitch sabotaged 3 of my runs already.
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>>558817048
Ardan reading the text message I sent her (it's full of love)
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blud getting mad at his own retarded argument
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>>558818003
unc's cortisol is spiking
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third worlder getting mad he is RETARDED and not white
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She's just like me fr
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>>558816827
wow the new mob umas are crazy detailed
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>>558818003
neighga I was just having a laugh, a chuckle, a chortle
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wahooey
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>>558818106
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>>558818214
Ardan wouldn't say this
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>>558818305
I like that they give her big sleeves but didn't detatch them. This game already has too many pitsluts.
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>double dirt spark by Satsuki Sho
Please let this be the run Shiraoki-sama
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>>558818305
>the audience
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Mario should have been localized to say wao when he yump instead of wahoo, fuckin tranny localizers
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>>558818403
>potential level 2
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I thought umas were supposed to inspire you to run and stay fit. Why is everyone fat?
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>>558817439
where is the h in where coming from?
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>>558818703
My Uma? Oguri
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>>558818703
My uma? Sky
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>>558818632
I'm out of money please understand
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>>558818793
Oguri eats like a fat ass but also trains 3x more than everyone else.
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>>558818703
My Uma wants me to burn my energy in bed with her.
And I'm supposed to get fit by this way only
She got really mad when I tried to go for a run
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>>558818560
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>>558818703
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>>558818703
nobody here is fat
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>>558818703
I've been using the treadmill for an hour everyday for the past half a year but I haven't lost weight. that said my erections and ejaculations are a lot stronger now
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>>558818843
You love her enough to chasform her but not enough to save $$$ to pot 5 her on release? Weird juxtaposition.
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>>558818560
This succubus is going to make me commit a crime one of these days
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>>558818703
my uma has glass bones and paper skin
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I'm at the point where I've given up on building a perfect ace, I've started to settle on "Good enough."
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>>558818703
It helped. Now when I am approaching the end of my run I imagine I am entering the last spurt. At the end of the last spurt is what I last ejaculated to, and THAT is the real motivator. The last spurt visual enhances that immensely.
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>>558819140
and that comes from a literal puppet, let that sink in
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>>558818978
It's not like I need Race Planner or Come What May for this CM so I'll just take my time
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what the hell did they do to uma-db
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I am forgotten.
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Running is bad for your ankles.
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>>558819140
Most of my plat wins were from good enough Umas
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>>558818913
Mommy.. babubabu.
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>>558819224
Chrono raped them
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Urara is for consensual rape
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>>558819140
Good enough from this group usually means A finals
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>>558819394
The UI is fucking dogshit now what the hell
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Will I have to remake MANT Aces for CM10
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>Economics has passed away in India
https://x.com/abracing0/status/2027458995997351978?s=20
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>>558819510
Nyooooooo
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>>558819317
She’s cute. I don’t know why no one is talking about her.
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>>558817420
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>>558819514
>Something died for no good reason, in India
MANY such cases
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>>558819514
should have enforced poo in the loo, saar.
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>>558818703
m-my uma said she liked me just the way I am, like a big cuddly plushie... then she muttered something about me not being able to escape easily... should I be worried?
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>>558813242
I want to talk too, but one thing is that no one else does, also the clubchat is abysmal dogshit. Idk what they did to it but its actually the worst in game chat I have ever seen.
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Going to have super mega enjoyable sex with Gentle, right after I sexxed my cute CF Windows Vista, her roomie.
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>>558819670
Is it a mare
Because if it's a Mare I'd say run but she'd just catch you
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>>558819514
Umamusume?
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>>558818703
i run a single 10k weekly
thats all
no gym no nothing
im 57kg and 168cm
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>>558819819

>>558819869
>FUCKING HYPER MANLET
No one, and I mean NO ONE, fucking asked.
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>>558819869
this u?
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>>558818913
I'm so horny
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>>558819557
Design and personality (based on her profile on the official website) seem boring
The only interesting part for me is the fact that they might add Maurice as one of her rivals
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>>558819869
post pelvis but only if shaven
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Every time I read up on Sunday Silence I'm disappointed that he'll never be an uma because every aspect of his life fascinating and inspiring.
There are even retards 30+ years later beefing over his Easy Goer rivalry.
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>>558819869
Hell yeah, dude. Don’t let the foid/troons get you down. That’s awesome.
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Haru Urara won her first race bros wtf
https://x.com/bullet_nox/status/2027504568737603700?s=20
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sexed to death
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>>558819557
I guess she's just too plain. Tits aren't huge, no pits, no zettai ryouiki, nothing flashy about her clothes, and no mental illness.
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>>558820398
die
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>>558819869
lmao twink wanna give me a handjob?
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>>558820421
but everything you listed can be applied to Ryan yet she is still somewhat talked about
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>>558819557
we know basically nothing about her gwo
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>>558819943
I want this poster raped
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>>558820603
Ryan is only posted here as a shitpost though.
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>>558820603
Not everything
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>>558819557
>>558820421
I'm still waiting for her to be in the game dude, I will shill her like I shilled Mirako back then dw about it, I love plain umas, they seem more real than all the other quirky chungus ones
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>>558820605
Wrong. I can tell she is based and cool. She will be my oshi when she comes to global in 10 years.
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>>558820603
>tits arent huge
>ryan
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>>558820736
I've never seen someone lust for Ryan
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>>558819821
mare? do you mean which ear she wears her accessory on? because that's the... left
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>>558819869
Same except I run a little more than that some weeks and I'm 80kg
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>>558819869
Cute, let's date. I run 3-4x per week though, depending on how my knees feel.
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>>558820896
I'm so sorry.
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>>558819557
i wonder why
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mayasisters... ovr repvtation...
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>>558821120
Maru-chan cute.
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>>558819559
with how much effort you put into everything else it's funny to see you do sillies like this
truly the most sovlful dancho
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>>558821123
not as damaged as her roommate though
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>>558820841
Then you haven't seen me

>>558820801
Based. I look forward to your propaganda.
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>>558820992
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What's a kg
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Falco didn't show up AT ALL to give me groundwork AND I didn't get it from inspo! Fuku only showed up once too! The support card chains are beyond busted!!! When are they going to fix iiiiiiiiiiitttt!?!?!???
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>>558818703
speak for yourself teiofag. I lift 3x/week and run a 7 minute mile.

>>558819869
based rooner. I fell for the "cardio kills your gains" meme a while ago but once I started running I never looked back. I'm pretty sure the mood boost from fitness is the only thing that keeps me from killing myself.
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>>558820398
Suzukakeks
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>>558818703
my mates (fat fucks) call me a walking skeleton (63 kg)
not entirely slander since my joints creak a lot
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>>558821123
Don't worry, you're still among the better ones.
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>>558821293
>Hyper weeb
>Has no idea what a kg is
fake mutt BITCH CUNT WHORE
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>>558821293
About 2.2 lb
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Since when were there twinks in /uma/
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>all these mejiros
>all these golds
>but none of the other currens like Curren Hime or Curren Slay
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>>558820841
I'd slam her until she passes out but she's wearing a paper bag until she grows her hair out
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i think i am cute-sized
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I want a cute uma-playing twink bf...
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>>558821581
Consider >>558821575
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ayo this umamusume is shouting motorcycle sounds
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>people actually clapped during the credits
i started clapping too
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>actual faggots
>trannies
>twinks
>/a/ autism
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fokke the pokke
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never date a 4chan twink. It'll be great for a little while then he'll start freaking out about his hairline and before you know it you'll be holding his hand while he does his weekly injections.
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uwaaa
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>>558819869
>im 57kg and 168cm
please be a guy
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START YOUR GAY ASS ERP AND DISCORD LINKING ALREADY holy fuck
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>>558821443
OMG HIME, SLAY!
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Oh my fucking god this would've been fine if it were just mile instead of turf
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>>558818703
I tried running after playing uma then I got a nasty shin splint that left me limping for 2 weeks
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>>558821874
Love how she and Lala have Oru's crown in their eyes. They need to stop releasing Uma I want, I have a fucking list and I won't have enough carats for them all.
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>>558821801
This. Using 4chan is always a huge red flag. Too many people here suffer from severe depression, and once they feel comfortable enough around you to let it all out, they become a fucking black hole that sucks up any good mood.
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lfg
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>>558821938
*adds u on steam via the steam linked uma musume club chat feature*
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>>558821997
There is a way to get enough carats.
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>end credits
>they sing umapyoi legend
kino. I clapped. I wish there were unhinged weebs in my audience that cheered and cosplayed but the theater was in a conservative normies area (but the whole state is so I guess it wouldn't have mattered)
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https://poal.me/ecj36s
https://poal.me/ecj36s
https://poal.me/ecj36s
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>>558816091
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>>558821781
I know, it's great, right?
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>Huge Uma Musume fan finally able to watch Uma Musume

>>558822141
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>>558822141
fujinsexy prostitute
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i didn't ask to be born a twink...
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>>558822512
Accept your fate and my dick.
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>>558801939
>mile S
>1200 speed, 1k power, 1k wit
>Nice Nature wit didnt hit 3rd event, dont even have slick surge, updrafters didnt proc on inherit either
>only have 3 SSRs in deck

porque estamos aqui solamante para sufrir?
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guys ive been doing blacked erp for 6 hours for the paid tickets im going numb and i dont even know what uma im gonna buy
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>curren"sisters" at it again
the optics are not good...
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but I can’t wait for Indo hours to start
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>>558816251
Digitan love!
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Which posters have the best repvtation?
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>>558822269
What if I'm a trans woman?
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I would rather have 10 speed and a straightaway adept hint than 10 energy.
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>>558822954
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>>558822954
Chiyoposters
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>>558818703
I usually do cardio on the assault bike when I go to the gym but I'm more interested in building muscle. My BMI hovers 24 yet somehow I'm getting thinner and my pants and belts feel way more loose since I started.
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>>558822980
And I thought you were cool till now, Falco poster...
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>>558822954
All gyaruma posters
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>>558822954
We fukufags have done nothing wrong.
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My club keeps making fun of me cause Teio is my profile uma. I'm really considering changing her and joining a different club so I can start over without having my reputation dragged through the mud like this.
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>>558822994
*gives you 5 speed and 1 hint*
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>>558823131
Intentional
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>>558822954
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what does legacy female even mean I don't want to have that shit in my search history
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>>558822954
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>>558823235
wait what? that event is agemasen? THAT EVENT?
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>>558822269
Female /uma/ posters aren't real
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>>558822954
Most are decent desu. Only a few ones stand out as terrible, like Teio fags.
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>>558822749
Same, I just had a career without even getting Kitasan's first event
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>>558822980
That's the 'fag' or 'twink' option, up to you
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>>558823281
I'm guessing its just another way to call someone a biofem
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>>558823218
Stay strong Teiobwo
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>>558822954
Just you wait. Sweep st00ks will SOAR when she's released in a few months and will then DOUBLE SOAR when the wife alt gets released and then QUADRUPLE SOAR when her character song is added to the jukebox.
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>>558823338
Not agemasen but it may give you 3 hints instead of 1
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>>558823281
it means a vaginoid
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>>558823281
It's the opposite of neo women
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twinks >>>> troons
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>>558823338
Gwo...
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ayabe soon then some free rolls only a little while to hold out for gambling
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>>558823338
dont quote me on this but you're more likely to get the shittier outcome if you get it very early
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>>558823372
When was the last time you saw a genuine Teio bro?
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lookmaxxer uma when
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>>558820883
Ardan's kissable lips.
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Well?
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>>555813873
here you go
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>>558822954
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I ate an entire bag of spicy nacho cheese chips without intending to... do I... do I need to make teio my oshi now...?
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>>558823526
i deeply believe in uma schizology like this. for example if you get the "Best Foot Forward" event in the Ura scenario you only get one of the good options if you have over 600 power (because your trainee is too weak to help otherwise.)
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>>558823607
Holy based
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>>558822980
sister we can be tranny faggots together
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I love Rice
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>>558823596
She looks like she'd fall over if I bump into her
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>>558822954
Unironically WP-anon, he is the ONLY one that isn't schizo/cringe posting one way or another.
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>>558822954
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>>558821295
Ohh I am somehow using 6 SSRs. Maybe that's why nothing is finishing.
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>>558823607
used goods from /v/ma
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>>558823681
I don't believe anyone actually has Teio as their oshi. She's so remarkably unlikeable...
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>>558823765
Nah
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>>558823765
what game is your pic
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>>558821781
home...
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>>558823596
Yes, I would call her mommy and do babyplay with her.
Nice outfit too
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>>558823785
>reddit tachyon
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>>558823813
Spotted the /a/nime only opera/tachy tranny
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>>558823607
On a roll
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umamusumes are very smile
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>>558821710
sasuga americlaps
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>>558822954
Teioposters.
Even if you neighas try your character assasination tactics, everyone listens to Teioposters and they are the most influential posters in this thread.
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>>558823907
honestly as an operafag the anime and movie enrage me. What did Opera do to become the jobber in everyone else's story? At least her scene in BOANE was extremely kino.
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>no friends
>club hates me
>not even used as a fucktool anymore
what's the point...
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>>558823815
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2740170/Horse_Racing_Manager/
Football Manager: Horse Racing Edition
Winning Post: Except English
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>>558823596
not pregnant enough
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>>558822954
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horses are mammals and that's good enough for me
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>>558824127
there are at least 3 kids inside that belly
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>>558823987
slugs typed this
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>>558824158
lol you fucking wish ntr kek
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What weird stuff should I eat if I'm going to Japan.
I'm already gonna eat whale meat
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>>558824219
>/v/ma
I rest my case.
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>>558824020
Her dominant career makes her the perfect opponent to overcome.
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>>558823596
false hag. she's just a 23 year old woman with an ageplay fetish. deceptive.
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>>558824158
I used to like you until you started saying you enjoy being cucked
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>>558823987
Part of me feels sorry for Teioposters, but even without all the falseflagging, I can understand where people are coming from.
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i want to be a defective cleat turned down by uma after uma until a desperate poor tries me and on the first run i break and snap her legs killing her dream
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>>558824158
JP posters are at the bottom
JP avatarfags below them
Sorry bwo
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>>558824295
Discount yakisoba pan from a kombini
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>>558824219
>/v/ma
holy sneak
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>>558824436
tranny movie enjoyer are below even shit
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>>558823596
Something about her arm feels long...
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>>558824295
Pizza

Their pizzas are weird
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>>558824471
this
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>>558824020
her just fucking around with Doto was cute though
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>>558823765
I just realized I was behaving like a little girl learning about and fawning over IRL horses, like posting the Oguri hot spring clip, Doto pics, admiring how cute they are etc things. I'm a 30+ year old guy, so I was probably quite cringy.
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>>558802045
Didn't expect Japan of all people cater to woke shit. The east has certainly fallen. Grim and dark times...
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>>558824219
>/v/uma
Kill yourself nigger
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>>558824295
chigyu ramen
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>>558824494
You're right, it's 2 women in one going shota hunting. Scaring the shotas by appearing big
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>>558823370
they are real they're just hiding. I know like 5 confirmed female fgoalter posters. uma may be a girl collector but it isn't offensively male pandering so there's bound to be a decent girl population playing and shitposting among us.

>>558824079
from the thumbnail it looks like that horse is wearing heart boxers but the full size image looks it was just the target of a bukake party.
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>>558824378
Only by Ayabe tho
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>>558824625
You're not him shut up and stop ruining my post
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>>558824704
a cuck is a cuck
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>>558824708
Because you’re him
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>>558824020
After what they did to kwabasan black in S3 you don't cygames to make the opera show
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>>558824217
hell yeah
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>NTR anon likes actual NTR
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>>558824743
You seem jealous
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>>558823765
Depends on what definition of a schizo you use
Played the Horse manager game btw, good skeleton but not much else, exactly what I expected for an early access game
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My beloved please spare me... I'm trying to farm fans for my third oshi....
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>>558824658
>>558824442
>>558824317
>/v/ma hate

NO MORE BROTHER WARS
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>NTR anon is a cuck for yuri
LMAO cant make this shit up
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>>558824847
nice
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>>558824885
That door needs a chain
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>>558824020
Could be worse. Kitasanfags had to see their ridiculously strong wife be turned into a whiny bitch that keeps losing and feeling shitty even when she wins.
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>>558824838
Make a movie with her just raping Doto
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>>558824885
this is her onsen event if you give her enough stamina
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>>558824954
yeah a movie like that would rape
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>>558822954
RiceGODS
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how long ago was the last good /uma/ post?
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>>558822954
The ones who are not mentioned here have the best reputation. The replies are just attention seeking tranny avatarfags lol.
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actually the baby is already in the umanko you just have to knock on the door and ask her to come out
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>>558825179
>tranny avatarfags
are they trannies or are they fags? do words mean anything to you people
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>>558825148
Way before global release.
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Would you press the button?
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>>558825179
unironically this kek
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>>558825279
I wouldn't even hesitate
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>>558825179
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Fenomeno waiting room
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>>558825279
Nyes
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>>558825179
Every uma mentioned is a Doto poster false flag though
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>>558825279
>only 26% failure
insecure torena...
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>>558825279
New Scenario has forced me to take shitty risks like this on the regular. It usually works but when it doesn't work it torpedos the entire run with no recovery.
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>>558824875
>what definition of a schizo you use
...Eh? Obviously you can post without using WP, but at that point you could be literally anyone, making the discussion/question muddled.
From what I've seen over the months, whoever posts WP stuff(You), seems pretty chill and collected.
>good skeleton but not much else
Figured as much, but also because of the Football Manager baseline. Nice to have it confirmed from a WP player tho, an insight far more useful than my own on this topic.
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>>558825179
None of the replies are the real avatarfags thoughtever
It's just indians passing as them, not all Teioposters are fat slugs degenerates
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>>558825317
>>558825373
>>558825401
Let's gooo
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>>558824847
Based. I love pics showing toreena's family with his uma wife.
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>>558825405
Maybe stop playing the nigger scenario?
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>>558824954
I think that could work if Doto was the protagonist and they end it with her beating Opera O after that long string of 2nd places
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>>558825514
maybe stop /pol/ posting incel?
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>>558825279
I would press it even if it was 36%
Get used to taking risks or you won't survive future scenarios
Umamusume is a high roller game
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>>558825465
torena's genes never stood a chance...
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>>558825225
the one-off unrelated posts here disturb me more than anything else
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>>558825557
/pol/ likes niggers retard
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>>558825581
There was literally 0 risk for Tucker and Onsen why lie
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>>558825581
silence KEKERIDOO
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>>558825648
he doesn't play the game
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>>558824951
This. S3 was so hard for me to watch. What they did to my baby was unforgivable. I know damn well that they looked at the previous seasons and thought that they should continue with the same story format where the MC was a jobber until she wins in the final race and OF COURSE it doesn't because she was winning a lot of races but kept making her look like a jobber by skipping the races where she dominated.
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>>558825465
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>Tenno Sho followed by Queen Elizabeth Cup due to shit training options
>enough to trigger Legs of Glass
Sorry...
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*coughs blood*

The sparks... The stats.... It came through... But then unity cup, and... No spurt? Why were we put in this academy, just to suffer?
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>Stego-anon: Shows himself play the game
>NTR-anon: Shows himself being a fan of Netorare, not playing the game
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm nooticing!
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There was a 500 pound guy riding a mobility scooter and wearing Teio cosplay at the theatre I went to. Teiobwos...
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>>558825581
when will you stop pretending you play JP bro, you stopped ever thinking about dropping below 50 energy like 3 years ago with how many recovery events there are
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>>558825640
>next CM is long
How do we use Maya this time?
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>>558822954
I have never seen a bad gold ship post
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>>558825648
Reading comprehension is not your forte huh
EoP esl or brown? Maybe all of them?
>>558825697
Go back
>>558825708
I play the game more than you, sweepytard
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>>558825809
it's ok bro you have 1200 power :)
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>>558825862
End
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>>558825795
Owari da
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>>558825897
>>558825809
There's on right there bwo
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>>558825986
that's an excellent post though?
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>>558825905
bro thinks he's fooling anybody lmfao
https://yurichu.hatenablog.com/entry/2023/12/20/235713
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>>558825897
>last 100 replies are hardly even about the game
>only 3 that are are a goldship oshi trainer, kawakami oshi trainer, and some newcutie with taiki

I am noticing...
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CUTE
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>>558825845
>I'm nooticing!
stop that
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>>558826017
any post with "*coughs blood*" is an awful post
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>>558826074
that's the cute pose
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>>558826101
*coughs blood*

you don't get to decide that
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>>558826101
t. seething poorfag
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Ope chan HATES me
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Is it indo hours already??
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>>558824217
how many are in these bellies?
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>>558826050
oof
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NTR laper's only existence is baiting retards into rolling for her awful card yet people still reply to him
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>>558825845
Staygoldnigger just steals screenshots
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We love NTR here.
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>hur dur steal
[-]. gimme a real argument or fuck off schizo
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>>558826220
Cute Tachyon
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>>558826220
I checked and it seems it is Saturday 7am on PH and Indo. SEA hours will be long.
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>>558826235
>Spe
2
>Creek
4
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>>558826267
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pregnancy fetish is inherinitly a cuck fetish. You didn't impregnate those umas. You are jerking off to another man impregnating a woman you like. There is nothing more cucked than that.
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>>558825779
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>>558826074
>>558826139
I don't think I'll be able to pick +30 energy next run
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>>558826413
>You didn't impregnate those umas
I did, though?
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>>558826050
you faggots really do this?
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>Teio poster that's correct and based for once
eh?
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>>558825932
1200 power and none of her skills make her accelerate... this might be my magnum copeus...
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>>558826235
Spe
>0
Creek
>2, all mine
Suzuka
>me, I am inside
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>>558826235
Creek: twins
Spe: one big food baby (oguri had lunch off-campus today so she cleaned out the cafeteria)
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>>558826413
only infertile people would say this
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>>558825545
why is she running in cum
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>>558826657
power makes you accelerate bro trust :)
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watching porn is pure cuck behavior, you're watching a man fuck a character you like. there's nothing more beta than that
real niggas like ecchi more than explicit material
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>>558826050
what in the god damn... i thought people were just joking about being secondaries and pretending to play the game, why on earth would someone do this?
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>>558826375
I miss the poster who would put kiss marks on kawakami's forehead
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>>558826050
Embarrassing. Is he Jewish?
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I want to feed and impregnate Spe
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Next thread will be worse
Too many browns and /v/trannies
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>>558826776
you know what? You're right, thank you strangely zoomer-coded /uma/ anon, you are my guiding light in these troubled times. I will now go place the green shoe on that gold ship to mark her as a completed and competitive mile CM ace. When I'm on the podium with her in a few weeks we'll remember you, anon. This all happened because of you.
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>>558826050
Staygoldnigger does this too
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>>558826050
Embarrassing display. I don't think I've seen a secondary on this scale before
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It was already confirmed that our main NTR poster was part of the VF shill discord server don't be surprised bros
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>>558826730
spillage from all the raping opera o did
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>>558827171
why are you deflecting?
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>>558826862
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>>558827218
What makes VF "people" come here and pretend to be part of our community?
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>>558826984
I welcome my /v/tranny sisters (male)
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>>558827374
>>558827374
>>558827374
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>>558827171
seeing his screenshots, he actually plays the game and knows about current stuff
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>>558825545
I need a Doto/Opera O movie, now!
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>>558826956
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>>558827218
Why is every likeable person here from the VFcord?
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>>558825953
>>558825862
Tfw I rely on the special event for the spurt
I heard that event wont work on MANT, please tell me its not true...
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>>558827301
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Now it really makes me sad that there's probably a man sitting there in his mudhut furiously scrolling through twitter, blog sites and /vg/ on 4chan to try and experience what it's like to play a gacha game, because he still has a Samsung phone from the early 2010s
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>>558827301
is that you, kawakami kiss poster? but those lips are different...
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can sweepy stop making random shit that will get you banned and go back to sweepy
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>>558827495
In MANT there'll be rival races that reward skill hints. I know the pool includes skills for the distance the race was in. Hopefully it also adds the pool of skills for your running style.
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I always knew he was a larp
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>>558827523
WOW, the legendary triple kissu!!!
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>>558827557
There are legit kids whose phone is too garbage to play Roblox that they do that instead.
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>>558826801
Dia raped my cock with her tits



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