Previous: >>558827374>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Helios has an ojousama type
BIG GENTILDONNA TITTIES
ace on my face
>>558850184>He needs imagesLook at the brown tranny spamming "YOU DON'T PLAY THIS GAME" or "STOP POSTING SPOILER GO BACK REEEEEEE SAVE ME MUMMY" 24/7, he NEVER posts anything, much less replies to anyone.
shut the fuck upyou don't play the gameyes you need 70 race bonus bare minimum 60anyone making up normalfag stories about going to a 2 year old movie should eat a 90 day banalso kill JP posters for good measure
>>558850194https://github.com/SweepTosher/Icarus
Who’s the trans representation uma?
Submitting a resignation letter to ruby~!
>>558850309Yeah, you make good points. But check out this counterargument>reddit spacingNo need to reply back, you have been umamogged.
>>558850354vivlos
>>558850354whoever the hell the JP schizo likes, not that he has anyone cuz he DOESNT PLAY THE FUCKING GAME and all the does is yell at people like an autistic 12 year old with tourette's.
>>558850309Calm down buddy. Here, enjoy this sexy uma.
Keep on talkingYou do play the gameYou actually only need 50 race bonusPeople posting their personal information about a 2 year old movie should be given mod statusWorship JP posters for good measure
FUCK YOU SAKURA CHIYONO O YOU PIECE OF SHIT LOSER
>>558850421ebay SEX
Reminder if you don't have the yeppers wit card your account is bricked and you will never win
>>558850354your favorite uma
>>558850309>also kill JP posters for good measureBased
I can't wrap my head around JP so I'll stick to global until I can learn some of the language and layoutAll I really need is my wives and I'm set
Tell me more about BucceesAre the beaver nuggets really that goodWhat does it taste like
>>558850354Agnes Tachyon and it's not even close
>>558850442Half of this post is based, the other is cringeI won't say which, so I can play both sides depending on who is winning
>>558850194The cutest
>>558850376trainer would never
I think I will stop using this thread
>>558850354Transcend
plap
>>558850331it took 6m for cy to ban me for blotting in grub. its gonna happen.
I think I will continue using this thread, for my amusement
https://poal.me/wulwy2https://poal.me/wulwy2https://poal.me/wulwy2
>>558850682That was 10 years ago bro, move on
My Late Surger isn't gambling hard enough. How many accels are you putting on yours?
>>558850537Its the best food you'll find for literal miles in Texas, better than anything you'd find in a tiny conventional gas station convenience store. If you ever find yourself at one, make sure to pick up a BBQ sandwich, it'll fill you up good yes siree
>>558850757I'm so fucking mad they won't put cingray characters in the game
>>558850194Watched the movie in theaters. Still a great film. Did wish the Uma's name in the intro was in English since I brought a friend who's not as familiar with the Umas.
Well its clear im the winner here.
Don't forget to buy out your monthly hint books from the friend point shop
>>558850461>He bulled>Release the cock and balls torture
>>558850726She glows...
>>558850808wait, you niggas are all talking about a dubbed movie?
>>558850789Anon she's a single G1 shitter... why would you want to train a jobber...
>>558850789Man you're telling me, I'd kill to train this American bitch as my sex sl-Trainee
reminder to brutally murder every single pretending 2ndary brown that says he went to a smelly theater with his non existent smelly friends to watch a YEARS OLD FUCKING MOVIE
>>558850757When are we going? I'll roll over there right NOW
>>558850194POKKE THREAD WILL BE BUTTER
>>558850726there's a new england? wtf
>>558850862It's subbed. It's just they show the Uma's name and VA in Japanese. It would have been nice to have those in English rather than Katakana
what if I had sex with sakura chiyono o
>>558850331>Icarus>A cautionary tale about flying too close to the sun>totally safe lmaoMaybe I'm too superstitious for my own good.
>>558850868poor raisu
>>558850986
>>558850789Feel like they could add March Tosho as a 1 star. Haru is already in the game
my blade will cleave ignorance and light the way...
>>558850636this uma's got a big ass head, biwa tier even
>>558850537We have Buc-ee’s in Kentucky but I’ve never been to one. Heard they have clean bathrooms.
>>558850906We're all secondaries here nigga this is the global threadWhy don't you just post in the other thre- oh wait you can't because you're a secondary as well
>>558851032He did say>I would very much prefer not to be under cygame's radar.
>>558850962Yeh wanker it's been there for 2 and half centuries, keep up
>>558850887It's okay. She's hot just say it, you want her to be your sex slave. For me its Eishin Flash, thoughever. I really like Germans for some reason no matter what game or irl.
>>558851134Would Flash play goo goo babies with me?
>>558850729it was last year
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. Even if you're already in a club or on cooldown, we can still send you an invite. We'll have a few open spots after club rewards are sent out, so reply with your ID if you're interested>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week>don't flatline for 5 days
>>558851207>that text
You just know Creek is the best lay. She’d milk you dry in so many ways.
>>558851207Why are you Korean
>>558851218No, but you can (must) make babies with her.
>>558850868hell of a g1 to win tho
>>558849982
>>558851218Yes, but it would be a different kind of goo goo babies (YOU supply that instead).
>>558850967Super CHEAT! Give me my classic + spring 3x crown that you STOLE from me!
>>558851337>>558851257I got that gook image on my twitter feed alright, they just got mecha umas
>>558851551HE STOLE A KOREAN IMAGE AAAAAAAAAA GET HIM!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANT SUZUKA'S FLAT CHEST GREETING ME WHENEVER I LOG IN. I NEED TO ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I need to suck Flash’s tits like a baby that hasn’t eaten in 4 days
>>558851381
Phew just finished the last bit of sake I had. Compared to other stuff it just has a really nice taste to it and is very drinkable. It really rapes, honestly.
>>558851617Why isn’t she naked?
>>558851669it really WHAT
>>558851318Need art of her worshipping huge american cocks
>>558851604Thats nothing, check this out
>>558851421this german is ready to fire up her oven for that batter of yours... and we all know what kinda trouble those germans and their ovens cause...
>>558851728He's trying to make this a thing, it's his fetch.
>>558851773>a phone poster on topaaaaa save me schizo man!
Best Admire:Best Agnes:Best Air:Best Hishi:Best Matikane:Best Mejiro:Best Narita:Best Sakura:Best Satono: Best Symboli:
>>558851728Latest sweet Doto smear campaign by the Tachycord
I don't feel safe around Kris S posters
>>558850868ardan...
>>558851829What you gonna do about it?
>>558850967Mommy
>>558851207why is she so bleachable?
>>558850376
>>558851915absolutely NOTHING, as I have ZERO power to make you change your mind! Instead I'll sit here, screaming at you and the thread, wasting valuable post.
https://x.com/buitengebieden/status/2027361228448833589?s=46
>>558850331Fake and gaywitgod would never spell safe correctly
>>558851728Hm? I said Its really good hits the right spot.
>>558851906But it's just me (singular)
>>558851954a ruby wife...
>>558851669what was the sake brand?
What are your theaters looking like for your showings?
>>558851912>Ardan>G1Bwo.........
>>558852070Ty ku white
Suzuka is the type of woman you make love with
>>558851906you shouldn't...
Bwos I've been hospitalized since I got in a hit and run with a red car but I have suspicions about my assigned nurse...
>>558851953for BWC only
>>558852240that one's safe, don't worry
>>558851396Please call them something else, Chiyo.
>>558852350
>>558852195I will write this down for next time I want the rice wine. Looking it up, I actually remember this brand. Their cucumber sake was surprisingly good.
bros i ate 2 full plates of takeout chinese food and i'm still hungry
>>558852350She calls my dick Sakura Chinpo O
>>558852114I already left my house this week so I am not going
umm i wanted dirt...
what I learned for MANT is that
>>558851396the trannynote... whoever's name is written in this notebook shall transition to the opposite sex...
>no maru-chanThis run just started and I'm already tempted to quit. Especially since Loves refuses to fucking be anywhere relevant.
>>558852410Why must you post my emperor in such a state? She isn't like this
>>558852576>mcqueen>no gwaffinity filler?
>>558852602anon, I think you posted in the wrong thread
>>558852643tranny, I think you posted in the wrong website
>>558852302Boobs too small
>>558852502has it been an hour? you need to space it out and eat the second plate after an hour has passed since you're always hungry again an hour after chinese takeout
watching the movie in theaters was something else the sound design is definitely something you need to enjoy in a theater especially when Opera O shows up on screen
>>558852695rape
I look like this
I don't get it why is Ardan acting like this?
1 for um-umama-umamamooseme next generation? I see its an animated film, will you be buying multiple tickets for your children to join you sir?
>>558852784why are you still upwhy are you STILL fucking playingwhy are you you
>>558852784Sorry man, she hates you.
>>558852809shut up and just put the fries in the bag lil bwo
>>558852809Robert wouldn't harass me like this
>>558852809t-thanks you too
>>558852809NIGGER they're not paying you to talk to me. put the popcorn in the bag
>>558852784Heat season
>>558852809Torena-san.... Robert is long dead, fallen victim to the chinese virus.... You have to let him go...
>>558852809Robert we've been over this. My wife is a part of this anime franchise.
.... 1 ticket for uma next generation. That will be $14.50
>>558852809one ticket and a bucket of crab legs robert also tell someone to get a mop and a bucket to clean the semen after im done jerking off to meisho doto
>>558850868Real MEN want to train umas with 0 graded wins.
I don't get it
/uma/ will NOT survive MANT do NOT trust the umaplan
>>558852782I will rape you
>>558853067what a good friend
>>558853067Is McQueen the most successful Mejiro?>canonically had sex with Sirius Trainer a.k.a (You)
>>558852782You probably smelly
>>558851783Heh.Well I'm pretty sure all of us interested in her are willing to take that risk anyways!
>>558853137AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
Unity is almost over.
I'm 1/3rd through classic year don't come smiling to me pretending you're doing good.
>>558852634something like that
>Unity is almost over.>/uma/ is nearly over>uma musume global is nearly over
>>558853274and this is a good thing
Would feel so good to have sex with Doto
>>558853105
>>558852472Oh if you tried their stuff already I think you'll enjoy it too. Do give it a try.
Dotoposter rape
>>558853429why is she made of peanut butter
>get dirt A on a run with -200 stats each for the bare minimum>get dirt C on a run with perfect stats and mile sKill me
>>558853274Well, we can still stay friends after its all over. Probably
oguri cuck...
>>558853473So you can be her jelly.
>>558853339Notice how his heart gave out only after he finished breeding.A true pro to the very end.
>>558853517A girl this gorgeous can’t possibly be related to Spechud
>>558853517that's my daring gf tact
>fake spanishmate YOU are the cuck here
>>558850726>there might be another flip here
>>558853216would i umapyoi with casino...?
>>558851342>>558851421>>558853148Mu paizuri slave
>>558853050Wdym jerking off to meisho doto she has like 12 seconds of screentime
>>558853429Hapoy Kris S cute.
>>558853556It's the Sundayman inbreeding.
dawg you already know this was a low affinity run
>>558853429cuuute
>>558853719Because that's how long he can last.
>>558853719That's all you need with Doto!
Will cygames keep this game running and eat the loss while everyone takes a break during mant?
>>558853821Oh yeah. This game already returned its investment when they brought horse girl gambling over.
>>558852784she wants to have a baby before she dies
>>558853821YesThe game would have to actually lose them millions before they'd consider shutting it down.
>>558853821They managed to get into the US IRL horse racing market, they got what they came for.
/ourguy/ is going to talk about this pressing issue soon!
>>558853821I don't see why they wouldn't. It's not like they put that much effort in global
>>558853904Literally me.
>>558853821But of course, silly anon! Why would they ever shut down this glorious money pit that is Uma Musume: Pretty Derby, Global!?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gLp-hnUPk
>>558853904ManShakur a real cutie
>>558853821Yes
>>558850726See you in the convention on April at Okada
Is Bobo or Ryan a better spotting partner
>>558854218Ryan
>>558853148>>558853675PAIZURI MACHT FREI
>>558854076This bald American will be simping for black umas.
>>558854218There's a very real risk that without giving her very precise instructions bourbon doesn't spot for you at all
>>558853821i dont think it's that bleak, casual players may not spend much, so the loss wont be significant. we are entering a gauntlet of banner in the next month so the game will earn more in the first part of MANT before slowing downCompetitive whales will spend a shit tons on these cards for MANT too. MANT parents will be used even in grandlive, the same way URA parents are used for parents in Unity. Competitive players are gonna play MANT longer than just 5 months, it's hard to avoid it
>>558853821they kept global world flipper up for a bit after the JP version eos'd
>>558854076>do the work for me I need those views
>>558854394>>558854281Cute dog
So which Umamusume would call you dummy after a long French kiss with youSo which Umamusume would call you a pervert but initiate sex and say things like "T-This is your fault stupid...."So which Umamusume would tell you to not cum inside her while wraping her legs around you waist and digging her nails into your backSo which Umamusume would tell you that she dosen’t want anymore kids but would get up getting pregnant 3 more time by you after that
>>558851669Sake kind of gives me a headache unfortunately. There is really shit Italian Restaurant in Japan. BUT it has super cheap wine. Both times I've been to Japan my friend who lives there we ended up hear, drinking it and walking around Japan sloshed. In a month I'm going back. We're gonna drink shitty Japanese Italian wine, plum wine and buy those fucking horse plushies
>>558854418World Flipper global was published by Kakao Games not Cygames. The only global games Cygames published are Dragalia Lost and Shadowverse
Twice in one day. Time to ACTUALLY torpedo this, on purpose, because this run was awful anyway.
>>558854484
STOP POSTING JP IMAGESSTOP POSTING JP TEXTSTOP POSTING JP UMASI CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR STUPID MOON RUNES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD
>>558854530I'm sorry.You're still cute even when troubled.
Okay so the button said 15%. And it failed. She dident do anything and just fell on her ass. What was I supposed to do chat? We needed the extra speed to atleast hit 600. What do you mean use Tazuna? She was right there on the button. Also guys. I've been playing this for 2 hours and only like 3 of you donated. I'm trying new things that the chat requested. You wanted me to play the horse game. And im just suffering the entire time.
>>558854484yo mama
>>558854638
>>558854638You don't even play the game if you don't even know what that event is
>>558854638Make your own website
>>558854638Never saw you complaining 6 months ago, newfag
>>558854638>>558854715>>558854745cuuuuuuuuuuute
>>558854704I DIDNT FAIL THE TRAINING
>>558854524Dragalia was published by Nintendo actually
>>558850726>there are only 2 anons from the pnwIt's just me and the other guy that was in the theaters today... :(
>>558850194I kinda hate flat girls with huge personalities like Pokke.>y-you're just gayAnd pokke looks like a man in a wig. Cry about it.
>>558854947kinda based ngl
>>558854947you are just a bitch emasculated by pokke
>>558854947Delete this
>>558854834Spechud and Grass look cute here
>>558853904>>558854171>>558854715one of you fuckers are the glowie right?is the big funny today?im seeing some initial news of itwonder if the dubai world cup will get postponed...oh uhh... umamusume?
>>558854804She raped me.
kingu lovethat is all
someone tell the niggers at cygames that a max LB card should not fail to give you the golden skill
>>558854076remember seeing this dude's face in thumbnails while looking up vids on uma shadowverse cards and thinking he was particularly ugly
You know with these darkies umas I wonder what sort of discussion pic related would bring if she was related in today's political climate
>>558855103*gives you professor of curvature*
>>558855074>he doesn't know
>>558855124wait I thought it was a mod, is the tree a real thing
>>558854821I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>558855169Going to rape Kuro
>>558855074
>>558854486based plan, anon. hope you have a good time.
Wish Urara had more wit and Taiki had more power but beggars can't be choosers when I got Mile S on all 3 of em.I'm feeling confident
>>558854704bugged game mechanics dood
JP cup is 300 guts floor (n=3). they changed something but im winning it again now
Did you idiots really fall for the Ardan agenda?
People who bring a mutant like Seiun to this dirt CM because the unique is the free-est win if it hits and then two debuffer make me sickImagine playing this game and not liking enough characters to make 3 aces and making these girls to intentionally lose
Rape Meek
>>558855760How will trainer explain to the Director that he's responsible for breeding the Spechud bloodline to existence
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
>>558855760Epipi a cute
>>558855650Cutie Meek.
So likeIf you start dating Aoi does Meek come as a side dish?
>>558855806Seiun is my oshi thoughever
>>558855834>>558855926
>>558855939Other way around. Meek is the main course.
>>558855806I'm thinking of mutating VBourbon into a dirter. I rolled for her might as well use her.
>>558855843The Director already knows and is hoping that Trainer will produce a male trainer that will breed her dumbass daughter (Matikanetannhauser)
>>558855993Then you should bring your favorite and two of her friends to win.She wouldn't want you to crush the dreams of two others, by making them debuffers with no chance to win, to make her more likely to win.Bring Spe and Grass
>>558855939I'd never date a ningen
was it dumb of me to count on borrowing a parent with dirt sparks instead of using one in my grandparents
Thoughts on Biwa?
I have a mighty need for HOT CHOCOLATE
>>558855802Yes.And if you gave me a thousand different lifetimes, I would fall for it again every single time.
Really degenerate question, so please don't tell me to kill myself but would you prefer seeing Umausumes fucking dogs or Umaumsumes fucking horses or is it a case by case bases depending on the Uma?
I love me some cutie Meekers.
>>558856023A meek main course with a kiryuuin sidedish...
>>558856165jugs way too huge, mostly cuz they arent on my face
>>558856194Kill yourself
>>558854638>I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR STUPID MOON RUNESI see nothing wrong then
>>558856140Depends. You can't reach 10* with just one borrow, the 1* has to come from your own. Do you need 10*?
>>558855967>>558856076She must be talking about her good friend!
>>558856157Biwa love! Biwa love!
>>558856194horses are the only animals which have the dignity to fuck humans. i won't tell you to kill yourself, but i will offer it as a suggestion.
>>558855802Long ago
>>558856157Her tits are almost as fat as her head.
>>558856194You are a degenerate and should kill yourself immediately.
>>558855802it was over before it even began
see ya losers later, good nit
>>558855802Ryanfags saved me from Ardan agenda
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>558856194why a tanuki?
>>558856341What does Ryan have to do with Ardan
>>558856194Die
>>558856157her head is massive
>>558856236i need only 1* but im just afraid i cut myself off 0* borrows
i like ryani want to hug her
Yeppers!
>>558856157Strong.
Does your trainee kiss you after raping you? Mine does a good job at training, and her sexual assaults are frequent and intense, but part of me feels like she's just going through the motions.
>>558856419Yeah, you're dumb lmao. Not too late to fix it though. You still have like 5 days since registration is 3 days.
>>558855939Give how autistic Meek is she'd probably join all the dates thinking training was still going on.
>>558856387Old Man Doto's friends on the farm are Meto-chan the cat, a tanuki, and some goats. He also had Taiki but he's gone now.
>>558856389They killed her hype in the threads
>>558856194this is a teio bro falseflag btw
>>558856490im gonna give both of em a big ol smooch on their foreheads
>>558856157Wish I was smart enough with my parents and had patience to make her for dirt CM like one of the Biwabros here, but I hope she forgives me going with metaslop for it. Also, her dance moves are great.
i'll pull on the combined ardan and chiyo banner instead.
>>558856665
Palmer can't get here soon enough
>>558856194kill yourself but also i get it
>>558856701He's so fuzzy
>mejiro FARTdan>didn't win a single g1>Mejiro GOATMER>win 2 grand prix while being the underdog that nobody believed in
Bright can't get here soon enough
Kachow
uma attacked....
My oshi is already in the game but the variant of her that I want most can't come soon enough
>>558856806It's true
>>558856806>Maruzensky Jr
>>558854076He'd defend American Pharoah being black cause thats the way Ra had made him
>>558856893This.
>>558856938Pharaohs are brown...
>>558856938The pharoahs caramel umanko...
>>558856157her personal name's Hayahide
>>558856938>he doesn't like brown Egyptian anime girlsfaggot
>>558856665Who's that beside SupaCreek
>Divegrass Update>I've entered to manage this general to fight jp on the next tournament>I might need helpers if I were to move forward with this possibly someone to help me with team aesthetics, and possibly a co-manager
>>558856387a tanuki wintered in Doto's stall a year or two ago
My Fuku plush will be shipped to me now!
I just searched up Ardan on the booru for the first time and there's so much porn...
>>558857046St Lite, the first nip triple crown
I personally don't like seasonal variants of characters and rather use their base formLike I think I heard that Valentines Cafe is better than the original one but I prefer to see her default unique animation, it is kind jarring to switch the outfit to default but then the unique skill animation has the seasonal outfit, then back into the default that I selected
>>558857127There's barely any porn though, I have to gen it myself with NAI.
I don't know how I managed 4 Ryan runs in a row where she places 5th in Satsuki Sho but miraculously wins Kikuka Sho and Haruten despite B long. And bless Shiraoki-sama for granting me mercy after a whole day of duds yesterday, then 3 sparks with shit like 1*speed/wit and a 2* late surger, because fourth attempt, I finally get something I can use for my late aces, I don't want to think about parent runs again until MANTblazer. Man, I love late gambling but Ryan runs always find a way to kill it for a day lmao
Just realized that Urara has SR card and no bad cards
>>558857143Thanks, not yet released in JP?
>>558857239has no SR card I mean
>>558857223After doing that many Ryan runs I officially became a frontfag. Yeah, groundwork gambling is misery, but at least the parent runs aren't agonizing. I never got anything close to this many wins off that jobber.
>>558857086Doto is so chill as long as he doesn't think you're Opera
>>558857257NPC jail, will probably never be playable, but since she's based off a real horse it's not totally impossible, just extremely unlikely.
>>558857361Fuku card works wonder with her
>>558857431That's with using Fuku. I don't know what it is, but from the Kikuka Sho onwards she just won't win a race. Fuku can usually win me everything until the Derby. She'll often win the Derby, but it isn't a guarantee. I don't know what is wrong with that hors but no other uma I train does that.
>>558857597I FUCKING HATE TANUKIS
>>558857597I FUCKING LOVE TANUKIS
I think Ardanfags are cringe
>>558857597I LOVE FUCKING TANUKIS
>>558857597I FUCK TANUKIS
>>558850732you actually need 800 wit if you want all of those skills to actually proc
I think Ardanfag is alright
About time.
lmao danchou and his semen slurper have not been online for 10+ days these mfs dont expect that im leaving this fuck ass club after tomorrow fucking free loading broke ass shitters
More Ardan
all mejiros are cringe
>>558857807now post her being a hobo in lobby
no, only ryan
>>558857813WRONG
>>558850732if you dont have on your left as late surger, you depends entirely on no stopping me which is less consistent than lead the charge and on your leftlead the charge on its own wont be enough to secure wins most of the time so a good second accel is needed (NSM/ nimble should be bought after those 2)
>>558857625Borrow and buy Dobers skill asapJust have her at 400 stamina + 1 recovery by then usually a win for me when I was farming 9* and G1 affinitySpring have her at 550+corner reco+ straight reco usually is enough.Maybe its the card comp
I'm fucking losing it.
So the Guts Bakushin card has 10% race bonus at MLBDoes that mean she’s a good option for Trackblazer?
There are going to be people who lose to this in CM and be less than pleased if/when they look at it.
>>558857851I can't tell what you're asking because neither outfits look hobo-ish to me.
>>558857916Yeah if you can hit that 50 to 60 RB
>>558850271She must be stopped.
>>558857361If I had Falco, I'd have jumped into building as a frontfag especially for this CM, but even if I try building a SMaru, I feel like I'd get subpar results and I lack other good fronts to mutate to go with her, and I learned my lesson of how bad solo front in lobbies can get, so I'm just doing stuff I'm familiar with. But I think once Pitasan drops, if that's also merciful, I may invest into SMaru card and take the frontfag pill.
>>558857916Mandatory for fronts, roll NOW
I want to suck on big tits
Umas owe me rape
>>558855376>Pace TaikiBwo...
>>558858010same
>>558857916Yes
OH COME ON I ONLY HAVE 2 MILE SPARKS AND OTHERS ALL DIRT THIS IS THE 2ND TIME THIS HAPPENED
>>558857915brother the stamguts goal is piss easy for this cm
i want to suck specifically on big german tits
>>558857807>Stealing off twitter again
>>558858010Join the club
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>558858174Big nazi tiddies...
>struggling with Smart Falcon’s Groundwork and Distance S wombo combo>you can actually skip it all just by dropping your 3rd wit card and borrow Bakushin Guts
Is sex with Golshi safe? I feel like she'd shove something in my ass as a prank.
>>558858174I want to save the German race with her.
Sorry danchou I'm just... not feeling it anymore.
>>558858264>>you can actually skip it all just by losing the mid raceoh brother
>>558857854Groomer
>>558858194Will I be able to have sex with Oguri if I join autisuma?
>>558857807Wtf it goes to 12 now, still 10 for global
I'm 70m already this month, and my club's at 360 rank. If I quit would it kill them back to below 500?
>>558858279I'm just saying, if any uma is likely to whip out a strapon and tell you to bend over
just woke upis this the dekai oppai thread
>>558858416probably, but it's their fault for not making you feel appreciated
>>558858101Yeah I prefer to use pacers. Less gamble-y
>>558858338New Daiwa alt when, Im not confident in making her ichiban with the regular and christmas version.
>>558858396Yeah eventually they let you unlock the casual fits for umas once you hit 11 with them and an extra 500 gems for hitting 12.
One of the Australian goats just died. Only triple Melbourne Cup Winner Makybe Diva. RIPhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makybe_Diva
>>558858157It never gets better, either. I was going from a G Mile to A Mile and with 16 sparks, 1 in 6 runs hit B and like 1 in 12 hit A. I'm going to have to get an A Dirt later and I'm loathing having to re-tread and do this again but I have to for my favorite.
>>558858456I just want to do a last funny before I take a break from the game desu
>>558858445Always has been
JPbros?? Is this true? I thought uma porn was banned in nipland?
>>558858445Glad you could join us
>decide to finally use all my hint books on Ardan>can max one white skill>can level up ONE gold skillFucking hell I never realized how stingy the monthly hint giveaways are.
>>558858519>It never gets better, either.It objectively does because we get rerolls and spark upgrading
>>558858517>50050.I fucking wish it was 500.
>>558858608I HATE CURREN
>>558858297>>558858174
>>558858668BASED LAISU
I LOVE CURREN
>want to post a specific uma>no wait that image is porn>so is that one>and that one>and those threeFucking hell and I've only saved images from this general too, how much porn have I obtained from here?
>>558858753>how much porn have I obtained from here?yes
>>558858624What does spark rerolling have to do with inherits not proccing so despite everything you're still stuck with C? And even WITH the new pass that lets you reroll once, it's still not guaranteed. I've dodged 9 Mid distance sparks with 4 separate options from classic and senior year multiple times.
>>558858718
>>558858209>2.75 million uma's were involved in the german war effort during WW2Thats a lot. I wonder if her family was involved...
>>558858753Just cover up the nipples and you'll be fine, not like you'll be able to do it soon
>>558858789>so despite everything you're still stuck with C?Bro the G affinity means they aren't good at it
>>558858519This is my last ace too and I can't stop unless I managed to make her Dirt B at least. I had other dirt B runs but they're all so lowrolled or failed team Zenith.Very umazing game
ardan's boobs on my face
>>558858839That is completely irrelevant to the conversation.
>>558850194Is your favorite uma MANT Ready?
my brain has been rotted from doing nothing but (failed) grandparent runs for weeksI've completely forgotten how to train an ace
>>558858960
>flat OP>thread full of titsWhat's going on here?
>>558858889same
>>558858989Big tits >>>>>>>>>> flatties
this is useless right
>>558859034Based
>>558858989
>>558859087Now post the other chevrolet with bigger tits.
>>558859071yes useless
big american tiddies
>>558858989Need milkers
>>558858989It's a display of dominance
>>558858873Yeah, been there. Either you lowroll, your card events don't finish (or even start), or both at the same time. Good luck man, hope one hits for you eventually.
>>558858989Improvements
>>558858989juggies
>>558859147The most lovely.
>forgot to run NHK Mile Cup on PasaNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MILE SECRETS
>Over 100 runs with digitan>Still haven't unlocked All-Round Rulerthis shit is impossibleI could have 9999 stats across the board and she would still randomly job in a random race
How important is the stamina stat bonus bwos
>>558859147oh nooooo~
If Oguri is so popular why does she barely have any porn?
Because I use my imagination
>>558859229I beleb I'll hit it eventually hopefully before CM starts. I can't do a run without borrowing dirt since parent grinding hasn't been kind to me
>>558859518not a big deal unless you are salty over losing to neck to neck length. still reaching 600 stam is necessary because you may get rushed or engaged in dueling
>>558859587Because she is our fuarking hero!
lots of nice awoogas itt
I posted this
>i hate tickez-WHOA
>>558859674why is oguri eating that carrot when she should be sucking my cock
>>558859256
Why can't we have a big breast thread everyday? Life could be so much better.
tender loving sex with a shy uma that has massive awoogas
>>558859827:< !!
>>558859789AWOOGA>>558859849AWOOGA
https://jiggie.fun/UmaUmahttps://jiggie.fun/UmaUma
>>558859849that’s one fucked up looking hand
flat is justice
I saw the movie about 6 hours ago and I have to say I now understand Tachyonfags. She is 1000x more interesting in the movie than she is in-game.
they're called funbags for a reason
>>558859972woah
WHERE ARE YOUAND I'M SO SORRYI CANNOT SLEEP I CANNOT DREAM TONIGHT
>>558859567>>558859336>>558859147The US is tomahawking the shit out of Iran right nowNeed more Taiki titties before WW3
>>558859972God Tamamo is so hot
>>558858748Our imouto is so cute!!!!
>>558860000Quads of truth.
shakurfag you dirty bastardyou finally did itatleast save the sand umas
Retention is going to climb up to 610k by the end of this week
'merica
umapyoi umapyoi
>>558859972>this stupid ass phrase againI THINK YOU SHOULD KI->picrelhm.... yeah this is nice.
>>558860296I wonder if she has other puppets
>>558860301>I THINK YOU SHOULD KI-Ki--kissu?! >_<
>knows MANT nearly killed jp>will implement as is(1st iteration without fixes) on global>global who is infinitely more whiny and intolerable compared to japs who are used to slaving>global will dieIs cyge based or nah?
>>558860338I believe they will probably let people suffer for like a month before implementing accelerated changes again
>>558860338Game is already dead before mant though. Only autists and tryhards are left so it doesn't matter that mant is annoying.
>>558859993 (me)Oh yeah by the way there was a Manhattan Cafe cosplayer who danced the Umapyoi choreography during the credits. No I dont have photos.
Feels a bit silly innit
>roll 10>rainbow gate>>>>>mummy creekI will fucking rape youDumb bitch
>>558860334If (you) look like Taiki Shuttle then you better pucker up, buddy.
can't leave these two out
>>558860468god bless umarica
>>558858518RIP
>>558859972I can get down with flatties
Trying to mutate Laisu but it's so hard to hit the dirt inspirations. At least I have Tenno Sho as my eject button by making her front that guarantees a lose.
Is there something I can do with Star Pieces for an Uma I hate and will NEVER use? Or do I just upgrade them anyways even if I choose to never use them?
AAAAAH, I only have 2 aces, and I saved the most difficult one for last
>>558860589you can trade them to clovers
>>558860589200 star pieces = 1 pink ticketyou rike?
>>558860589Which uma do you hate that much?
So I shouldn't renew my monthly?
Do legend races ever rerun?As in will we ever race the same uma twice?
>>558860663Ryan
>>558860663Probably Ryan
> Get the right inspo> Absolute shit statsBack to the mines I go
>>558860680You should give Cyge your money.
>>558860697Ok, understandable.
>>558860697
>>558860615>>558860620>1:1 Wow what a rip off, I'll just upgrade her then>>558860663You're favourite one
>made and ate fried chicken and 2 pizzas>pass outhow does oguri do it
>>558859464I'm losing my fucking mindliterally close to double the stats of everyone else
>>558860023
>>558860041Nothing ever happens
>>558860338>knows MANT nearly killed jp>and Korea>and Taiwanthey're retarded
>>558860835Run pace early
I'm tired, boss...
>>558860858elite ball knowledge
>>558860830>he got the itis
>>558856157>>558856631Hayahide LOVE
>>558860884uh yeah I ran pace
>>558860870i love the silly little dances so much
No demotion this week.
>>558860041so that's why Teioposters have been so quiet
>>558860873What about China server?
>>558860697Relatable.
>>558860041Nothing ever happens.
https://x.com/i/status/2027468785364730324
>>558860941They're all using external bots, they don't feel the exhausting grind
>>558860858i've been enjoying the pleasures... of nettles...
mentally ill
>>558860663i dislike rice showeri absolutely loathe the uguu oniichan archtype
>>558860663Ryan and Mcqueen
america's ballistics
sorry danchud I'm too busy having a blast playing re9 to log in for the rest of the weekend.
>>558860893Now you're set for the next Transfer Request.>>558860902Much love!
Haya love!
help my nishino is bullying me she keeps calling me dork
>>558861130
>>558861130It can also be geneticBecause I have one, from the family FUCKBut what the hell, Mcqueen???
...bang
I think McQueen has been hanging out too much with Teio...
>>558861358>Mcqueen fans are 3000lb incestous homos
>Fails a 4%That's it I'm done for the day
>>558861472I just failed a 20% and gave me don't overdo it. I instantly gave up the run after it took 20 speed
>>558861130How do you even get hemorrhoids naturally? Last time I had one because I got curious and tried anal plugs so then on I thought you could only get hemorrhoids from doing that act. I wonder if umas get them too.
>>558861119she's perfect
german
Man. Falco is really fucking strong at taking the lead early-race. Even if her unique procs that early, it just means she wins spot struggles instantly.
>it was mackqween trying to sully teio's good name all of this time
>>558861631why is she straining to reach her ass? I can touch mine with my elbows bent.
less than 2 more weeks…
>>558861735umanatomy is different
>>558861756>tfw knee surgery is tmr
>>558861735yea my knuckles hit the ground while im standing up straight lolthe anatomy in that drawing just sucks
>>558861735>I can touch mine with my elbows bent.Yeah, shoulders have mobility too. I can touch my ass with my arms bent and I can also make the pose in that drawing.
>touching our assesNice thread umakeks
lustful german
>>558861972*scritch*
>>558861972*grabs a handful of ur left cheek while smoothy massaging ur supple left cheek locks eyes w/ u and smooches u on the mouth with tongue* thanks ;)
>don't want to do parent runs as it's burn out inducing>need to use 5 borrows>can't run careers without motivation>take mutating as motivation>mutating is RNG and exhausting>burn out fasterMaybe I should just skip all the process and quit
Great parent run.
Damn I was supposed to take a 2 hour nap, and ended up sleeping for 5 hours...
>5 days without a actual sweepy update>releases another tool that will 100% get anyone banned and no one will ever useyou rike?
>top whoredidn't read LMAO
>>558862074>Falco in the back giving an imaginary blowjob
Uh guys are the Uma servers in Japan or somewhere in Europe for Global?I just want to know if shits hit the fan.
>>558861579You can get them from sitting for very long, having a poor diet specifically low fiber and being a huge oinker.
>>558862070you don’t need to do shit, retard
I went drinking with a buddy and i'm barely keeping myself awake long enough to finish dailies.guten nacht.
>>558862117isreal
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>558862121mcsex
>>558862125It feels such a waste not to use the 5 borrows
McQueensisters... yovr reputation...
Mayano Top Gun is the single worst character ever created.
Mayano Top Gun is the sexiest character ever created.
>>558861472I'm >>558857223 and on one Ryan run yesterday, I had two turns back-to-back in Classic Year January where she failed a 12% speed and then a 10% stamina training. I probably should have pushed to have her fail in Kikuka Sho, but I just gave up the run since I'm 100k over the event point threshold to get everything and she wasn't going to have the stats I liked going into Satsuki/Dahbi. Glad I got a good spark, but over the last two days, I feel strange needing two hands to count how many <15% trainings Ryan failed.
>>558862306*loves you*
>>558862272if u wanna spend 3h a day (soon to be 5h) spinning a rigged slot machine be my guest but surely u have better things to do
>>558861972This guy doesn't wipe
>>558862370
>>558862379Wiping is for the barely civilized monkey, splash and blast the shit away with a bidet
>>558861972I love touching my own ass, I just NEED to touch some ass regularly, that's it.
>>558862378>surely u have better things to dohaha yeah...
>>558862473lmao this nigga likes water inside of his ass degenerate sodomite lmafoooo
>>558862436>>558862370>>558862370>>558862306Can you faggots stop being cringe
>>558862306>>558862370>>558862436Based faggots
>>558862489
I hope Iran wipes Europe off the map, and then they continue with SEA just because they canUmamusume
>>558862509Uhh cringe???? Based?? Cringe based based cringe bringe???????
If Ardan really loved me she would eat my ass.
>>558862623China will go Hashire Hashire Umamusume on Taiwan SouthKorea Japan before yeppers on SEA
>>558860697I get it
How long do I have to wait for my wife to be in the game?
>>558862751*smooch*
>>558862509I wish someone said this to my nigger danchou
>>558862504I don't use a bidet but I do use an enema on Saturdays. It's good to do a deep clean every now and then, it's like vacuuming behind the couch.
Is she a better Cheval or just a discount?
>someone posts an S+ uma>they use worse parent and worse cards than my usual deckHow? What am i doing wrong?
>>558862963Two for one special. Cheval and Rulership tagteaming sex
>>558862797https://youtu.be/aQAQbSCB-oA
>>558862874What the god damn
>>558862573
>>558862965More guts and wit needed to bloat your score.
>>558862963Cheval has a teenager bodyRuler has the same body as Air Groove, a hag body if you will
>>558860663ryan
I hate every single one of you.Umamusume.
>>558862874perfect for rape
>>558863047Don't knock it till you try it. One of the best feelings of relief and cleansing you can get.
Bwo...
>>558862874i did one to my urethra onceitched for weeks
>>558849851Buccees is a giant fat stop-n-shop the size of a supermarket thats known for having particularly good snacks and above average working conditionswent to one on my trip to texas like half a decade ago, don't regret anything I bought in there
>Buttered
>>558863210Mindbroken
I hope they announce the 1st anni news soon cause I really pray for them to announce auto trainingRacing 40 times in a row for fans is such a chore man
If an Umamusume umapyois you, does it mean she can umapyoi you like a stallion covering a broodmare? What if Torena gets gagged so hard that you can't get out from being handled by an Uma?
>>558863265>urethracan you explain how?
Ruby is cute
>>558863318what is it with people wanting to choke on horse dickI have one and its so obnoxiously big I can only barely reach halfway before every reflex in my body tells me im gonna die
>>558863296I hope there are more deals for 1st anni I'm running out of paid carats
>>558863265I was hospitalized once after being stabbed in the neck by a nigger and the catheter coming out was the worst pain I experienced, worse than being stabbed in the neck.
>>558863023Why is the faggot on the very back hitting Mirako with the stick and cans? Fuck that stupid nigger I hope he died of cancer and his entire family got raped by indians
>>558863339spray water into the pee hole
>>558863404there are carat packs but the best value items are the uma ticket and supoka ticket for 20 dollars eachyou also get a free supoka ticketeverything else is a bit whale-y
Haha sorry trainer I lied I'm not accually Nishino Flower I'm accually just a sun god pretending to be a umamusume haha.
>>558863493>butyou mean and
been having faggot thoughts ALL dayhelp
Is club reset in 5 hours?
>>558863493is the daily carat pack worth it?
>>558863618right now when theres no other monthly subscription service to buy surebut eventually the spark pass and the battle pass come out so its hard to justify another 30 daily purchases
what group has the best reputation in /uma/
>>558863493Not many people mention it but you also get 1,500 carats each for the $20 uma/support tickets, it's great
>>558862874I wonder who could be behind this post
>>558863402By "I have one" do you mean you have a dig like a horse's cock or a horse?
>>558863709I don't think Teiobro vacuums.
>>558863714a horse dildodo you think I choke on my own dick like some kinda faggot?
>>558863694Neichaposters are the nicest and most inoffensive
>>558863702Mambo
>>558863404yeah anni is where they refresh the store
>>558863473welcome to horse racing i guess?
he's getting banned in 3 days
>>558863694Ogurposters
>>558863762nice try but I haven't forgotten the abusive wife neicha posts
>Xposters (singular)
>>558863758haha… noooooo….
>>558863785bro is gonna open pandoras box and because global is stuck to a chain of old commits, cygames is not gonna bother making a safeguard against this
3 circles, 2 crossesdo you take it?
/uma/ has devolved to avatarfagging, I'll be back when mant finally drops, maybe..
>>558863884three gaping anusestwo tight anusesyou only need to fit into three
>>558863785No matter how much he cheats he can't win a single plat LMAO
>>5588639382 win 3 loss
>>558863884i've won with 3 triangles 2 crosses so yeah
>>558863910Nice avatar, fag
>>558863769Rice is so sexy
Sweepybotter is a cuck if he has 0 plats. All he does is make others win with the bot but he himself cannot.
>Make a post>Include an image>Cuz it's an imageboard>REEEE AVATARFAGwhy are vodkaposters like this
soon
>>558863473Calm down mirako
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about sweepydev. u wouldnt say this shit to him at cm, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
>>558864017It happens when Daiwa Scarlet isn't using her massive tiddies to shut vodka's mouth.
"But what if I get banned?!"you underestimate the incompetence of mobile game devs.they'll shove a captcha in the middle of a career run after 6 hours of constant gameplay to avoid being intrusive and that will be their only attempt at safeguarding against bots
>>558863023I want to see how they get him in and out of the water.
Little do you know is that sweepydev was actually yanko the entire time!
>>558864081Being a twinkfag slut to other men isn't something to be proud of you know.
Unironically does anyone really believe the cope that botters are getting banned, 2 more weeks?
Can she win? Made a backup digital since I'm struggling making a dirt V. Bourbon.
>>558864189cygames doesn't have an Anticheat and if you own any games that do, get that intrusive spyware off your PC this instant
>>558863473shut up fatty
>>558864250I need that...
>>558864214mile S doko? It's mandatory
Shut the fuck up about your thread ecelebs
>>558863884I've won worse and lost all double circles
>>558864176making sweepydev dress as sweepy and raping him....
the severity of the ban grows as the game developslosing a 10 month account is nothing compared to losing a 2 year account and so onso botting requires a full buy-in, there is no reason to bot AND think getting banned is possible
>>558864294>1600 meter raceGaslight lmao don't listen to him
>>558864250what are you smoking, desktop version has kernal level anticheats,
>>558864361Enjoy losing
>>558864394Post plats
>>558864328kitasan would say this
>>558864376Steam client's anticheat doesn't do shit except close the game or prevent it from running
>press "Race" instead of "View Result"
>>558864339>Class 6 only has 35k playersWhat does this mean for class 4 and 5? What % of the active playerbase are everyone even?>Class 6 20%>Class 5 30%>Class 4 50% Is this it?>Class 3 and below are graveyardI dont think its in their best interest to cull more players
>>558864510>go back>press view results anyway
>>558864376this is a massive fucking meme among japanese devs, they don't understand what a kernel level anticheat actually is, but all of their games claim to have it.Crackproof opens when you open the game, and closes when you close the game. It does not interact with your system files in any way. In another word, it does not interact with the KERNEL, so it is not a KERNEL level anticheat
>>558864175
>>558864530they were ban happy because they knew mant would kill off the rest of the leeches except the gigapiggies.
>>558864530there are very few botters overall
>>558854076How will this help my Smart Falcon win Aquarius?
>>558863023He is just like me...>>558863473Apparently he won't move otherwise.
accidentally came on my keyboard againhaving a cookie and having a nap
>>558864732Go clean it up first you mongrel
>>558864376>>558864606Did you have to install a special driver for crackproof? this is what vanguard uses to run 24/7 on your operating system. If not, it's not a kernel level anticheat and you can use client side applications at your leisure
>>558864732you're just gonna let that marinate?
>>558864510>press view result for every career race so far>1st, 1st, 1st >press race once>late start, rushed/frenzy, doesn't proc any skills or ult>9th
>>558864596>go back>during career mode
>>558864769Maya when I'm training Brian
>>558864423Undefeated in mile. This Grass won by a nose against an S-let. Post your A-mile platinum champ. I'll wait.
Funny to think we've been arguing over a banwave for months now, and the announcement is gonna be 2 months in few days>surely happening during the 1st anniversary
>>558864214that's insane amount of accel skills with so few mid race skillsvery dangerous if are fell behind other late surgers but if NSM triggers early then it's all fine
It's never gonna happen.
Would you have sex with a teiobro to save /uma/?
>>558864769
ok but what if it happens
>>558864849danchuds should just enforce everyone to run sweepy if he gets mant down.
>>558864849if >>558863785 goes through cygames is 200% doing something about botters6 minutes career means u can reach top 10 with 1 account
>>558864762>>558864787I'll start caring when my keyboard stops working or something grows out of it
But it isn't gonna happen.
>>558864903Oh yeah I know, I'm not super comfortable with it (mainly due to the lack of mile S). I didn't get any hints or skills hints so I figured since lates are gamblers anyway to just gamblemaxx and call it a day. Think i should remake her?
do you guys not know the bot announcement was just translated from the JP announcement timeline?its not new
It's actually gonna be so funny, I can't wait.
I fucking wish it would happenbut it won't
Even if it does I'll just keep jacking off to umas so basically nothing happened
Nothing is new anymore, it's just rehash nostalgia bait slop and plagiarism.
I'll fucking do it again
when's the AAA open world uma game
Cygames please make it happen
People are likely to burn out first than a banwave happening. Even the auto QoL might happen first to justify a banwave.
>>558865187I stopped caring about new games
>>558865214in Africa
>>558865265games?
Did Cyge ban botters in other servers?
>>558865214What? Party Dash not good enough for you?
what the hell happened to chiyoposters
2 more weeks cope? Y-Yeppers, you'll just quit out of boredom! Take that smelly cheater chuds.
>>558865298Aye.
Do any umas rim?
>>558865287is this realshe cute
>>558865307No. Cygames never had good cheat detection. Only morons get banned in gbf because they keep missing captchas.
>uses bot>WTFFF WHY AM I GETTING BANNED???
I honestly think Cygames know how exhausting their game is and banning people over a 3rd party tool that clears careers automatically, WHICH they will implement except as an ingame system, wouldn't do them good and will kill majority of their players.
>>558865324it needed 20 more minigames
already happened when Cygames banned retards buying accounts with KB and it will happen to botters
>>558865423>>558865423>>558865423
>>558865472Mom said it was my turn to bake this time... I had an image ready and everything.
>>558863785He should do a two player club and make them reach #1 with this tool. Stealing #1 should be piss easy if careers take 6 minutes + bot.
>>558865058test in room match first, your high wits may hold against other uma until position keep end
>>558865214I want to run around Tokyo and splatter ningen like A Train
