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* (It crawls into the thread.)
>>558864293*it shits on it’s apple scented eyestalks*
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
So did Chara ever Save and Load in the underground
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>>558864360*pays in three digital buckethead pikes *
>>558864364If they were able to I think at least Asriel would've mentioned something about itSaving and Loading might be something that only became a thing after the CORE was built
>>558864434>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
Spamton my belampton
Artistic Anons, what program do you use for drawing? I just got a drawing tablet for free but never really drew anything on PC before
>>558866104I use Krita, there's a decent amount of options and tools there, figuring out some interface details may be tricky initially, but afterwards it's smooth sailing.
>>558866218Thanks, I'll check it out
>>558865680The guy just can't stop himself from having affairs with deities
>>558866104I used to use firealpaca when I drew on a computer before I got my tablet.
>>558866104I like Clip studio paint
When does it happen?
>>558864142Hooman!
>>558867620When does what happen man
Newsletter tomorrowARG update tomorrow
>>558867693Suspicious white bars
>>558868035frisk has four nipples
>>558867847calendaric spring is in 20 days.
>>558868134That's why she got tossed down the hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSOKeSqM1Oc
how did the patience soul got to asgore? did a monster take it? why? the monsters in the ruins all follow toriel's beliefs right? was one of them rogue and wanted to kill the human? I imagine that was quite the drama given how it's stated some of the humans stayed with toriel for years which sounds like patience
Fave has finally reached the caves in Mewgenics.
>>558868650Just because Patience dropped their stuff in the Ruins that doesn't necessarily mean they died thereMaybe they just got some better equipment
how about "fave" shuts the fuck up and reach for my balls with their mouth?
>>558866924are there anymore gangsta spongebob edits?
>>558868830it's this one, i think toby said none of the souls made it past asgore
>>558868830idk I think the implications of the items is just to tell the player who died wherethat's why its generally accepted that justice got the farthest
>>558868163yo kraut, Liquid Tasquefag may be good for /utg/, it will make the place toxic for vermin that don't like me anyway. it's funny how anons can screech and be so secure a random tenna fangirl is me, but a clear fake me gets treated as if they were me. It's almost as if.... my time informing as volunteer for the NSA taught me things. One is that writing style is a clue but never legitimate evidence, let alone typing. Anons got hubris in thinking they are on par with detectives and criminologists that mill over the data I collected. (stopped in 2022)Dunning Kruger at play?
>>558868893he did? so they all made it to Asgore but died? that's so weird
>>558868970who the fuck is liquid tasquefag?
>>558868951logically justice had to have trashed their weapons in waterfall for bratty and catty to find, unless that dumpster wasn't emptied for 100 years
>>558869120you know the fake one? it's a reference to picrel lore
i need a moment to think this is all too weird cuz it makes sense...
>>558869193sure, I never tripfagged like you said when I asked. I did try getting my old one but I forgot kek.
>>558869181I just called him faquefag (like fake and tasque combined)If you're going to call him liquid, you might just call him superfluous.
>>558869307what? I'm talking about the idea of the souls having dropped their items and died somewhere else. I spent a whole decade thinking they died where the items where(the general area)
>>558869308topkek, I legit wonder why they do it. Liquid Tasquefag is a better name for what lives in doomer now. Oh, if you could look up the wonderfully weird world of gumball ''the distance'' when you have time you can see how I want us to be.oh, deltarune related, yesterday I had a thought, what if you turn people into balls? say, Susie dies, you cut her up into a homogeneous slurry, dry that out and press her into an uniform ball. what would it be like?
>>558869458oh that, or the items just circulated owners and someone tossed them? asgore ended them, that shopkeep got clover's gun for example.
I love fish
>tasqued potatoes pretender going into tryhard overdrive after the real one showed back upnever change /utg/
>>558869630
>>558869630same
>>558869653oh you want proof I'm the real one? Okay, so, thought I milled on, if wasps and bees where the universal world currency, how do you handle change? like how many bumblebees do I get for my Asian Giant Hornet? and, does the value drop if they are dead? as for breeding them so everyone can print money? how would that affect society? would people make frankenbees and wasps to increase the density of value so they can smuggle live ones in a bottle in their ass for the cartels? are fairy flies (the tiniest wasp) 1 cents? is wallace giant bee the prime specimen due rarity? I feel the breeding and hybrids make this system very libertarian and green, as bees are on the decline.
Leaning on the kitchen counter besides Asgore as we watch the marshmallows on a rotating paper plate rapidly puff up to appropriate s'mores sizes, all the while he's wearing an expression of melancholic nostalgia as he tells a story about the time years back when he was teaching Asriel and Kris how to safely operate a microwave with their own set of s'mores until eventually he turned his back for but a moment as a work call came in only to find that they had placed the moving fork in with another batch and were subsequently given an impromptu lesson on fire safety (I tried to mend the fatherly yearning I had unintentionally spurred in him by having the idea in the first place with a hug and asking if he was okay, but he simply gave his best attempt at a warm smile before assembling his dessert with the promise he was alright). Leaning over to place my chin on Asgore's shoulder to hear what country music he's currently jamming out to through his headphones while perusing gardening supplies online (his desk is positioned to see the office door so no startling this time), soon after which I reach my left hand around to start softly caressing his ear hanging down below the earpiece (he seemed surprised at first, but actually leaned into it after a couple of strokes). Getting back from a lovely evening walk with Asgore to enjoy some cool early-spring air as we seat ourselves upon the first step of our front porch to enjoy the burning auburn sky past the trees, during which I scoot close enough to bring his arm across my chest in a hug before whispering that I love him and that I'm glad we can find these little moments to spend together (my paltry attempt at a romantic gesture was then immediately upstaged by him leaning over to kiss the top of my head and saying in that low hum he knows I love that he's lucky to share this beautiful world with me, upon the hearing of which compelled me to turn my face into his bicep to not show just how insanely hard I started blushing)
>>558869875Yep it's him
why is tasquetard posting fucking gay and retarded things now.i am okay with him being retarded but not gay AND retarded.
16% of the year has passed
>>558868035Kek. Got to censor hooman goods.
>>558870653a bit over 16,664% actuallywe are 59 days into the year. that's 16,164~%locally we are almost at 13:00 which i rounded down to 12:00 so i could confidentally add 0,5.anyway 16% is 58 days and 6 hours in the morning.please learn math.
>>558870974i'm not a nerd, i use a website to tell me the numberdo you feel your fave would be a good math teacher?
>>558870974
>>558871058you are very susie-like.except for the part where people say they like her, you are not that. nobody thinks that of you.
>>558871213i found that funny and laughed, do you think that means it's true or that is not?
>>558866104I use MSPaint because I've used it too long to be comfortable in other programs
Guys I fell back asleep and just woke up can I have some more good mornings and headpats or no
>>558869670Not the kind of fish I love in particular, but still appreciated>>558869765That's the oneKind of
>>558871396>i found that funnygood.glad we're on the same page.
Hello ladies. Look at your fave. Now back to me. Now back at your fave. Now back to me. Sadly, they aren't me. But if he stopped using lady-scented body wash, and switched to Old Spice, they could smell like they're me.
>>558871213i like him a lot better than i like you, kwautsie-chan
>>558871574that's good at least you will be entertained when your life will get even shittier
>>558866104Krita like the other anon, but I gotta be honest some of the UI designs are my ass.
>>558871729all things worse from here is [[FREEDOM]]
Nobody respondedTo me because everyone hates me
Something has gone horribly fucking awry at every concievable level when threadshitters who contribute jack shit to anything make up 70% of discussion.
>>558871841Its a tough and mean world out there.
>>558871937i contribute stuff. like… like….um
>>558871482Good morning sleepyhead*Kisses your messy hair/bald head*
>>558871939I want it to be a soft and nice world…>>558872029Hehe yay
>>558870974use exact fractions if you get an irrational number when it's put into % broski. did /utg/ get the news? the war against the Iranian apes is on.
Dess should give Kris lots of handjobs
what if the mountain king will rule the mountain nation now?
pick one
>>558872220*headpats
>>558872220What's the appeal of handjobs? It's something I can do myself, and I can do that shit way better than the girl, I got years of experience
>>558872179the chance of me talking to a woman is high, i am using irrational numbers so they feel welcome because irrationality is in their blood.59 days and 13/24th. or 1429/24th
>>558872270Toriel so she can give me motherly handjobs
>>558872270>ERRRRM just pick between oxygen or water dude
I love my wife
>>558872270Spidor
>>558872270>alphysheavy>undyneloud and gay>torielweird...>muffetim judging you personally>mettatonlike a m and m you never know if this one has nuts
>>558872356lmao good one
>>558872270Whoriel, but only cause Noelle isn't an option
>>558872468It's a Tobysoft game all of them have nuts
>>558872270mettaton should plap them all
giwtwm
>>558871482Good morning! I always have time for headpats.>>558871584But I like favesmell.find the image that looks different THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME
>>558872270Only one I desire
*moves ass over the thread*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbLukULBTbU&list=RDbbLukULBTbU&start_radio=1
why does everyone want to fuck the british girl with bad teeth?
>>558872934noelle is as american as its possible for a person to be
>>558872934Pedophilia.
>>558873206Kill.
>>558872345it feels more personal than just sticking it inside of someone. atleast to me it does
>>558873262... oral?
>>558872270Spider.
>>558873064>french name>well-behaved>not overweightshe is a french exchange student or canadian.>>558873123i don't quite think that's it.
>>558873206Imagine if the final evolution looked like Super Saiyan Toby (Human form). What would the type be?
>>558873320do you even know what kind of spider she is? you know, so you don't die.
>>558873458
>>558873634sweet-toothed asshole.
>>558873797
i want ralsei or asriel to become hitler and i want either of them to do things to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GQt_Zan9AM>Tasque Manager is Normal/GroundIs this a bit
>>558874190give you a sense of belonging in a dire time of your life and unify your country and create marvels of technology and make you dodge poverty?also "fuck them polish"?
>>558874190
>>558874190you want them to make everyone happy by killing themselves?
Fluffy
>>558874389Kraut just wants Hitler back so he can legally kill his demented mother
>>558875146pippshit anon, he's dead.or had a very long vacation in argentina.
>>558874524>The anon designMeat?
>>558873723
>>558864429girl why are you making that face?
>>558877935Kris' "sword" just entered her "thorn ring"
The pokemon stuff is so forced literally dont even look alike
what a dead thread, did everyone move to /v/?
hey guys!
favegenicing it up rn
>>558878635graveyard hours + new pokeslop announcements pulling attention
>>558878635It's 6am and 1/10th of the posts in this thread were made by an actual lumpy potato faced subhuman. I don't know who you expect to be excited to show up to this mess of a thread.
>>558879313I'm going to rape this flower
/utg/ wouldn't protect the original tasquefag from a potential grooming and Moot themselves knew Jeffery Epstein, coincidence?
>>558878635But there's no /v/ thread up.
>>558879605>grows
>>558878635currently shitposting over the Faveran attack
>>558864429i will now buy your videogame
>>558879165Then fave must be alone and unprotected!
>>558864429:p
>>558879941this will be toby dev team in 2013
>>558880205Damn this is awesome, love gunsmith cats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMJhGLzmcCs
>>558880213why is susie suffering from the bubonic plague?
why do they hate each other
>>558880642I said 1/10th of the posts not 1/10th of the day.
>>558880730two bitter wineaunts.
Good evening fellow /utg/iggers
Famous Deltarune fan Khalameini is believed to be dead, having been murdered by the nation of Satan
>kraut can't readDoesn't surprise me in the least.
>>558880913It's the not-deleted-quite-fast-enough post that surprised me, not the contents. He almost got away with it.
>>558880205thanks :p-anon.
Ral
>>558880559I could use a fish like thatLike, right now
>>558880205nice, why didn't make it say "gunsmith doe instead"?
>>558881146i want to slap her belly and squeeze roe out of her cunt.
>>558880559Im eternally jealous of undyne
>>558881216i was gonna but i forgot whilst copying the text, i did put, probably wrong though, the japanese title with deer or so, so at least part of it was correct
>>558880205You can tell Deltarune isn't a real Japanese property because it doesn't have any lovingly and meticulously rendered guns in it
>>558880730They're both gay and homophobic
>>558881345The fandom is Japanese-ing it up
>>558881575>m.jpg
>>558880205Excellent work. Top marks.
>>558881679Stupid fucking chrome just downloads mobile images, im supposed to open up a new tab and delete the M and hit download everytime?Absolute dogshit browser
>>558881345true, those guys know attention to detail despite having the strictest gun laws.
>>558881679Thanks
>>558869630Does it feel like praying sometimes, when you imagine yourself look into her eye? Cause that's how I feel.
Pick a Fave and pray!
Desert Punk is my favorite gun anime.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwkFoeG4HUI
>>558881880That's literally what I do lmao.
The roaring knight...
>>558882358Im tired I'm now realising half of my collection is mWhat the fuck
why did tocky faux rape me?
>>558883118ralsei... easy on the cake
>>558883160He casts his spells from body fat, it's good to keep reserves
>>558883118Oh my I wanna fondle his fluffy belly so bad
>>558875289rent free
>>558882829My condolences.
Kraut is the prime example of the pot calling the kettle black
>>558879880This is how I find out oh my god bruh
>>558883403I wonder if the Japanese fanbase has made any epic style Susie is Calling fan art
How can monsters bleed if they don't have blood???
>>558883885I remember reading a theory that Susie was just full of red juice from the church that her body absorbed like a sponge because apparently monsters work like that, and it's till the funniest shit I've ever read on several levels.
>>558882829Sorry, anon. It just happens sometimes. Try finding the source and downloading from there.
>>558883990
Krisp (edible)
>>558883404it's called "being right"
>>558884832rent freeeeee
kris and susiehttps://files.catbox.moe/biiwc5.webm
I saw this piece credited as "4chan artist" on e621 and now I'm curious who it was
>>558885710lol
>>558885751I don't think this is one of our regulars, might be a /v/ delivery
What if Crash Bandicoot went to Deltarune and said "Whoa!!!" and spun into Ralsei launching him into the horizon
>>558886593Which of the Fun Gang's heads would be floating tokens to collect?
>>558886393I figured, that or /doe/ but I don't think they're that interested in carol
>>558885751BOOOOOOOOOBBAAAAAAAAAAAA
utg died because you're not autistic enough to care about deltarune after all this time
>>558886815True, true...
>>558886815
>>558886593What if Yugioh went to Deltarune and yelled "PLAYTIME IS OVER!" and Lancer just plays Go Fish with the cards
Because the Smash Bros characters are toys Kris and Susie can never appear in it
>>558887390Deltarune is a toy, though
>>558883521Kraut is Black
Kris should be in smash bros
>>558887568they could do like a downward slash and maybe a parry with their sword and charge a slash
>>558887481Frens
>>558887568nahunironically the best smash candidate is tennait avoids toby's autism, he's popular and he's already the most animated character from deltarune with enough reality warping powers that giving him a moveset should be easy
Dubious Favemon Favedex Entry
*blows off cold mist from finger gun*Now that everyone's been snowgraved from this winter, it's time we remade /utg/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ACFgdjLh88
oh boy! world war 3!
>>558888413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nh6PG1jxTA
fave wants israel and usa to get nuked
>>558888413anons that say this are under the age of 20 btw
>>558888413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZOlZs0u1_Y
>>558888747let em enjoy the reruns
The hugs
>Jeh VihlI have always said it as JEEvul
>>558889080carnevil jeevil
>>558886815thread wouldn't entertain my autistic thirst for schizotheories or theories anyway.all they do is bitch and post bad faves.except undynefag.i like that guy.
>>558889340You've been real quiet since you deleted that post earlier today.
>>558888785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvz8S4blThk
I'd hold hands with Kris
>>558889447i have a headache.
Deltarune ending leaked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f28yzBD6VoNo im not the anon who posted kum susie tod shut up
Deltarune would be better if you had a text interface and could send commands and messages to Kris directly
>>558888413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzvfY0d7kGg
>>558889893Party Chat was an existing mechanic in 2000Deltarune could never.
>>558880205hot and cute
>>558882136I don't know. Maybe. Maybe at times when I'm really lonelyI'd say it really depends on the circumstance. Because most of the time, it's just this wistful longing on the back of my mind
Wouldn’t it be nuts if it was revealed the Dark Worlds were actually the true state of things
>sheath>breath quickens around "swords"toby confirming that kris is a cocksleeve slut who is built to be raped
>>558889893>*I don't know how to "fuck goat"
>>558889893Kris won't know how to "Make friends with Susie" but will happily "Throw baby"
>>558890847Which is, incidentally, the first step to making friends with Susie
>>558890513I just got a flashback to that OFF crossover.>"What do I do, Player?">save goatbro>"...I don't know what that means.">okay um>save the worldAnd I remember almost nothing else.
I love chara and wish I could cuddle her.
>>558889893you can't, because you can only do things the soul and kris want to do
>>558891156
>>558888563Fitting thumbnail, since Spammy also has an inhale attack.
(actually good music) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH5z4B3-l2Y&list=RDRH5z4B3-l2Y&start_radio=1
>>558891257>only the soul (player) AND Kris want to dohas interesting implications for snowgrave, especially given how Eram (John Mantle) says Kris doesn’t mind what they have done and probably likes the opportunity to blame the Soul for it.
>>558891558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlX42oVpFmM&list=RDOlX42oVpFmM&start_radio=1
>>558891618>soul (player)no, you're separate from itit's a chara situation again, don't be deceived by fandom memes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Faves
green apple
>>558891790
That fat retard had his thread 404'd because nobody wanted to use it lmaoWhat a loser and complete outsider.
>>558891618The take I like the most is that the more fucked-up options are Kris' intrusive thoughts that the Soul latches onto. If pushed, Kris follows through on them but feels terrible after the fact. Eram, being his dark side, kind of serves as a seducer to push him further over the edge.
>>558891915and he's still using doomer's avatars to suck up to him
Could fave challenge the invincible samurai Miyamoto Musashi?
>>558891123This but include Frisk
>>558892127I think what eram was getting at is that kris DOESNT feel terrible for those actions. He may not like the tangible results, but he shifts the blame to us so much that he does not personally feel responsible for it, and thus derives enjoyment from doing it without any of the guilt or regret. In truth he's only pretending to care, trying to convince himself that he doesnt want to see the people around him get hurt, but sooner or later he wont be able to hide that smile any longer
>>558892360Alphys would show him anime and delight him enough with the little animated characters to avoid bloodshedUndyne would unfortunately go directly to Undyne Isekai
>>558892356What's really funny is he's only obsessed about me because I, completely correctly and very accurately, figured out he was a gross weird person nearly immediately. I clocked him hard.
>>558892048that was liquid tasquefag, I belong here because I say I do, I make my presence clear and nobody of the peasants could lay a scratch on me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64PQZwjrF2E&list=RD64PQZwjrF2E&start_radio=1
tasquebrap is just doomerfag^2
>>558892684I want to see his reaction when Fasque/Liquid Tasquefag comes around kek.
>>558892808Your dad fucks dead deer.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768
There is no "player". The Soul is Kris, and the fanbase has been lying for years.
>>558892524All these "Kris is literally the Devil" theories are really weird to me. He beats the shit out of the Soul on the Weird Route after we put the ring on Noelle, it's clear he doesn't like whatever's happening. Kris is a troubled kid at most, and the player can exacerbate it by picking at his dark impulses. Also, like I said, Eram is not a trustworthy character, he's the closest thing this game has to a demon, of course he would embellish the truth to make Kris flip.
Crusader of Jihad is slowly dying from God’s divine judgment upon his foul soul, praise be
>>558893093knightkriskucks jobbed so they’re trying to salvage edgefagmaxx kris to the best of their ability
Kris is capable of being both a hero and a devil and the distinction between normal and weird routes is which side of them you cultivateThis of course leads to Toby's main point which is that the types of people who "just follow orders" or "just go with the flow" are scum
Hollow man, hollow hand puppetWhere's the applause when you need it?
>>558893093Thats why I said he's "Trying to convince himself". He's someone who wants to be better, whos tired of living like that (assumedly). But that in itself doesnt change who he is. A sadist doesnt suddenly dislike violence because they want to stop liking it. A drug addict doesnt stop craving that hit just because they locked away the needle. We're abusing that, we're denying him his chance at redemption by shoving his shit back in his face, telling him that he's still the same dickhead who abuses the fears of his friends for a cheap laugh. Without giving him his chance to grow, you prove to him that all he really needed was an excuse to keep being who he once was
>>558893657And if we try to guide Kris to be better?
When we finally get a graphic cutscene of FRIEND mindraping Kris and Noelle it’s going to be satisfying seeing you people finally shut up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpX9nxSoZUQ
>>558893791Well then he has a chance, he can potentially be better. But I'm talking about Eram on the weird route specifically, how he says that Kris still enjoyed what we made him do to Noelle and Berdly. I dont think he was lying. We are taking advantage of him yes, we are not the good guys. But he's also not the victim. He was always like this, he has these thoughts for a reason, he doesnt fight us on it because at the end of the day, he hasnt changed yet. Kris is Kris. And Kris will always be Kris. And if Kris gains pleasure from having a front row seat to the suffering of his friends, all because he can say "It wasnt me"...
>>558893657>abuses the fears of his friends for a cheap laughThat's a very dramatic way of saying he liked to scare Noelle, especially considering that she admitted to be into that later. Once again, Kris is not some embodiment of evil, he's a petty troublemaker who THINKS he's evil, which means that a slight nudge in a certain direction can change how his life is gonna go. We, the player, can take him from just being a dumbass to some truly heinous shit.
>ERAM says “a part” of Kris enjoyed the Weird Route (basic character complexity)>ESLs think Kris is 2015-era Chara: 2nd ComingMan
>>558893151I actually don't believe in Jihad. My life does have value, I'll have you know.
>>558894349Put it this way, if you had a floating heart take control of your being and force you to shoot your mother, would you either>Mourn her loss and try your best to immediately remove your possesser forever>Feel good because you dont have to be blamed for it and its nice to let loose like thatAny normal person will tell you finding enjoyment in any part of the situation makes you into a mental case, even if just a small part of you liked it thats a major stain on who you are
>>558894349Playershit is poison. A cancer the average person does not want.
>believes life has value>wasting that life sperging about bideo game on 4chan
>upset at the idea of susie getting expelled>liked to give noelle gifts as a child>hugs ralsei unprompted during his breakdown>saves susie's life multiple times>takes berdly to the hospital>goes pale at a simulated version of susie and ralsei being hurt>comforts noelle in the weird route so well it turns her straight>likely doing everything to save his missing pseudo older sister>implied to have pushed others away to avoid them getting hurtBUT KRIS IS AKCHUALLY EVIL AND EPIK MURDERHOBO GUISE PLEASE BELIEVE THE DEFINITELY TRUSTWORTHY ERAM HE KNOW EVERYTHING GUISE CHARA 2.0 BUT HE EVEN MORE DEMON AND FUKED UP HE LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE BECAUSE HE MAKE NOELLE SPOOK AS KID
People here talk like Weird Route is hard canon then you boot up a new save file starting on Chapter 3-4 and it clearly didn’t happen by Kris’s default behavior kekroflmao
>>558894349>Talking about the basic character complexity RAPED ME
>>558894630I'm not working today.
Evil Kris sounds like a story someone would make when they're poisoned by doubt and irony...
>>558894349it really reminds me of "Jame Sunderland got a big ol boner" discourse
>>558894769Always bet on Friend possessing Kris's flesh. YourNameIsKris
>>558893809In general it’s really weird when people act like some of the characters have negative/twisted traits for literally zero reason despite all the clearly supernatural bullshit that’s happened to them in the past
>>558894736you post almost every day
I am excited for when Kris uses their evil Nike slash in chapter 5
>>558894886My dad has time to watch sports every day.
CoL is on that Frollo timing where God gives him hints to adjust his life but he rejects them every time
>>558895000from morning to night?
>>558894589The thing is, Kris didn't shoot his mother, he forced his friend to get rid of someone who could easily be painted as the bad guy at the moment. I think a lot of teenagers have this kind of fantasy in their head, you know, "I wish I had a katana and I would slice that annoying prick in half". And what Kris does in Chapter 2 doesn't even look that severe - Berdly gets frozen in the Dark World, and Kris would hardly interpret this as anything serious, since, you know, wacky silly Dark World - people get frozen in cartoons all the time and turn out OK. He probably felt worse once he saw that Baerdly was in a coma, but at this stage he couldd have still been coping - a coma is nothing too bad, right, he'll surely wake up soon. It's the slow easing into evil that does it on the Weird Route. First a jerkass who seems like he deserved it, then a friend who became distant, then someone much closer perhaps.Also NTA, and I still think Eram was bullshitting.
>>558895159Sometimes. On days like today.
CoL why do you force your dad to always make your meals
>>558895385I don't. I cook better then my father.
>>558895339why did you spend the entire Valentine's Day posting here
>>558895282>Kris thought Berdly was acting like the bad guy for worrying about Noelle and deserved to be frozen and didn't know the consequences despite being part and parcel of a plan that requires deep understanding of the Dark WorldsYou have to admit this is a real reach
We should just kill Kris, it's the only way to be sure
CoL why do you not have a job
>>558892650>roll a die judging me before any contact>lose ever single conflict with em after>I pull punches>you don't give me credit where it's due for it>Numbersbro isn't around.it's open season, you are poor, you are stupid, and an NPC. and now it's open season. You never had intellectual parity with me and Kraut. You legit didn't know the diff between the netherlands and germany and your philosophy takes are basic. see that meme ''they don't evne read basic philosophy'' ''advanced philosophy'' , and temfag told me about your alcoholism and insecurity of your own mediocrity, but it's where you belong. wagecuck.>>558893280black knights in history were bannerless and thus illegitimate knights. perhaps that thing is an imitation? occam's razor says ''unlikely'' though.
>>558895470Me and my girlfriend are not in the same country.
here comes the bullshit. ill see you guys later
>>558895587doublespeaky, if both of you live on the border that's still irrelevant, but I assume that isn't the case?
>>558895563it’s funny how the people you consider intelligent are always the retards that need their parents to take care of them
Lol, lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO4QTyk8OSo
I hope you like this undertale/deltarune fan, enjoy this cover stylization of 'battle against a true hero' OST stylised with Lookoutside synth higher pitches.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhb3cLOyg8
>>558895587I do not believe you
>>558895713bruh I live on my own, for like.... 5 years now. I just vacuumed my appartment, I do groceries, I work... what are you on?>>558895804>copying what I threw at you. ''evil does not create, it only destroys'' (or copies)
>>558895448That makes two of us
>>558895480Berdly acts like he has Noelle's best interests in mind all the time, it's not surprising that the one time he was being genuine Kris didn't believe it. As for the "deep understanding" part, Kris works under the Knight, and we know that he prefers following others, so he hardly looks into things too much.
hey guys whats boppin
>>558895282Eram is the knight, it has a vested interest in making Kris feel like a piece of shit who has no other choice than to do bad things
>>558895940absolute ESL momento
>>558896015He ESL'd out hard earlier too when he said >"and nobody of the peasants could lay a scratch on me. "Or maybe he's just, you know, kind of stupid.
>>558890376what is your playthrough?the german word for a sword's sheath is a "Schwertscheide" Schwert = SwordScheide = "Fanny" (old timey word, non-vulgar)
>>558896001>The Knight gives Kris the means to defeat it and achieve freedom despite trying very hard to keep them in line and the plan in motion in every other instanceThis theory is so fucking stupid
>>558895587What’s the weather like in Tel Aviv?
>>558895996Nothing much, I'm making Tobert in the sims and am gonna try to make him make a game and if he doesn't get rich over it he is going to the pool
>My English proficiency is-buddy you would understand posts better if you just used JeetGPT to translate them instead
>>558896001I'd believe that. Eram sounds like a corrupter through and through, the whole "you enjoy violence, that's what you're good for" rhetoric fits.
>claims to be an author and proficient at EnglishI'm not so sure about that chief. https://old.reddit.com/r/ReddXReads/comments/qwos6j/genebeard_my_furry_legbeard_ex_by_dark_warchief/
>>558896245I wouldn't know, I don't live there.
thread is being cringe
>>558896194>NOOO!!! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BAT! LAY OFF MY FRIENDS, WILLYA!? SHEEEEEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, KNIGHT! GO HAVE SOME EGGS! WITH EGGNOG! OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!
>>558896136old dutch word for fanny, from my late Gerson-like neighbor that survived ww2 was ''Vleermuis'' which means bat, the animal. so Kraut do you have 2 saves like me? completionist and snowgrave? idk maybe the eggs will give some fun side content in chapter 7. >>558896401I do not use the same level of scrutiny and editorial processes here as I do for my books or formal correspondence. Now I'd suggest you to go fornicate yourself. >>558896453Eram is just a Gremlin that wants you to ''git gud'' for what's coming, or so I feel. ''I am harsh because I care about you'' type.
>>558895957Kris is not that fucking stupid, that just seems like an excuse Kris would make to justify doing it despite doing it just because they wanted toKris also understands the Dark Worlds enough to talk to Tenna in the Light World to set all of chapter 3 up AND has abilities they keep hidden unless they're in mortal danger with Susie elsewhere, like X-Slash in the Spamton NEO solo fight, they absolutely know much more about the Dark Worlds than they let onHell going by Kris's fear of the Shelter this entire adventure is probably caused by an event that would make Kris fully understand the danger of the Dark Worlds
this would make a good humanoid design for the soul
>>558896941Soul? I'd rail!
>>558896941wowie imagine if it was a lady
>>558896851This but bigger
>>558896941Ricardio's body suit from adventure time would work too. cut the strings if you need to fight that.
>>558896941Disco Elysium looking mf bro's just physical instrument.
>>558896941It looks like Nothing There from Lobotomy Corporation
>>558896941No
>>558896941be real the soul looks like this
>>558896921technically no, because my pacifism lasted up until ch2 where i immediately went for the gay deletion route.mind you: i NEVER attack any darkeners by myself or do anything underhanded with susie or ralsei in tow.just when SHE is in my party and i am by myself.then things get dark fast.and i know in my heart of hearts that my duplicitous nature will catch up with me eventually.
>>558897252humanoid soul is a pale skinny whiteguy with no muscles because it's toby's self insert
>>558897056her butt is definitely big enough for it
>>558896941nah too flattering
>>558897449Cuck simulator.
>Coughs to stop us from being a little mean to Ralsei>Bites their hand to stop us from being a little mean to Susie>Does literally nothing to stop us from telling Noelle to Proceed a dozen timesExplain this, Kris defenders.
>>558897336that's so you, i'm proud.say, have you noticed the double standard? Noelle looknig at Susie's ass is fine, but if Berdly did that to noelle Toby would have a storm.
>>558897474>when your custom character shows up in the cutscene
Berdly is the person who replaced Kris in Noelle's life, even renaming the cactus originally named "Krismas"Berdly is the person Kris made Noelle freeze in the route where they get to put a ring on herWhat is Kris's motivation I wonder
>>558897530then play a different game
>>558897563Kris has already lived through this week and knows that Noelle somehow causes the roaring if not taken care of, probably when Rudy dies or when she finds out what happened to Dess
>>558896924>that just seems like an excuse Kris would make to justify doing it despite doing it just because they wanted toI mean, it was probably 50/50, there was definitely some wishing there. But as for Kris' knowledge of Dark Worlds, I still doubt he fully understands half of it. Being a pawn of the Knight, he could have just been passing on the order to Tenna while Knight was away on other business. Perhaps the reason Kris was the one doing it was because the Knight knew Tenna would listen to Kris more carefully. Not sure about the keeping abilities hidden thing, but Kris hardly has supernatural powers that allow him to manipulate the UI, that has to be something else.
>>558897563Doe status?
>>558897563The first two are just mean. The third could possibly aid them in whatever goal they have.
>Kris bad>Noelle bad>Ralsei bad>Susie good because unproblematic and uncontroversialMid-2010’s Tumblrcore
>>558897732In tasquedad's freezer
>>558890278>>558864429I made a quick sketch to show you what I meant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFdnN9Du4k0
>>558897563They just wants to see the world burn
>>558897563>>558897784That's my take as well. The first two are about being a dick, the last one has ulterior motives behind it but seems innocuous until it's too late.
I think in Chapter 3 what the Knight was doing to Toriel wasn't kidnapping her, that purple beam was trying to implant the idea that she should loosen up and forgive Asgore.This was supposed to be Kris' reward from the Knight for helping them, to return things back to how they used to be.Except because the ritual got interrupted, Toriel just became silly and immature. As seen how she "repeatedly called" Kris in concern when he was missing after school in Chapter 1, and in much worse circumstance in Chapter 4 she didn't call and just got sloshed with some stranger.Kris trying to force his mom to love his dad again parallels us the SOUL forcing Noelle to like Kris
>>558897595noelle also likes scary, but its bad when kris is being scary.that's the big no-no rapey scary.but i know that noelle's fascination is an eroticized version of her missing her sister very much which makes it more fucked up than anything, but kris making her not afraid (and in doing so, making her stronger) is bad.deltarune gave me things that i should feel bad about but so far has not managed to give me strong consequences that make me regret my decision.in my opinion, being a good person shouldn't be rewarded but rather that being good should be its own reward, but i feel being good is not feeling good anymore and i dont think toby wanted things to be understood like that.
>>558897875pretty...
>>558897790I have only the best wishes for all of these kids
>>558898015>yummy stimmies pornaroopy
>>558897976That's certainly a novel look at it, but I'll have to disagree. I feel like it takes away agency from Toriel's character. It's more interesting for her to be naturally somewhat careless than for it to be a side effect of the Knight's doing.
>>558898074you okay?
writing a film analysis paper. what movie/show should i write about?
>>558897976Bold of you to assume anyone here played chapter 3
>>558897790Susie is also bad because she keeps secrets from Noelle and Berdly despite hating "not being told the whole deal" herself and for causing most of her own problems in Hometown by not even trying to communicate or assert herself"All the characters I like are unproblematic blorbos OR ELSE" is also a pretty 2010s Tumblrcore opinion
>>558898262Twin Peaks is seemingly a big inspiration for Deltarune and it's very critically appreciated. That could be a good choice.
>>558897976Alexis fuck off. >>558898015I think that's because rattling a carriage is imposing the scary on someone, and with a scary movie or website she can just disengage? don't you think everyone is selfish? some US founding father, don't quote me as idk, was traveling with a friend. he saw piglets drowning in mud and got his fancy sude dirty to save them. His companion said he was being altruist, but our guy was like ''No, this is selfish. as I could not bear seeing them suffer''
>>558897976>Kris' meddling gives his mom brain damageShit, that actually adds a new layer to why Kris is so disturbed by the action downstairs at the end of Chapter 4. Not sure this is the way it'll go, but an interesting theory nonetheless.
>>558896941Nah, the game already has one
>>558864429she has a funny face
>>558898262if it's for school make sure you don't pick the same as someone else, prof/teach will compare and that can be a detriment.
>>558898504My nipples are hard and ready to be nuzzled by his nose
>>558898518You have room temperature IQ on a cold day with the windows open my guy.
>>558898262I agree with the other guy, Twin Peaks
i love buckethead <3
>>558898296#isurvived the steam crash of '25
>>558897976You can literally see the beam moving Toriel from towards the Knight before Susie interruptsThis is nonsensical schizobabble
>>558898637I thought Venus was uninhabited but here you are.
>>558897703Name.
>>558898536
>>558898753>inane ESL babble
>>558896941HOT!
>>558898853filbert
>>558898719Well it's sucking Toriel's brain juice so because of Newtonian physics her body is also sucked in a little
>>558897784Lying to enable their delusions is meaner.
>Is the audience's self insert>Constantly simps after a tomboy she barely knows to the detriment of herself and her friends>Neglects her friendships, especially if doing so advances another goal.>Obessed with niche internet media that's useless in everyday life and is nobody else cares about.>Has trouble letting go of the past.>Hides her insecurity and anxiety under a thin layer of bad humor.>Wants connection, but doesn't do anything to get it.>Struggles to be independent.>Spineless>Is a huge covert pervert.>Looks weird and ugly.>Apparently has incestual urges?What did Toby mean by this?
>Is the audience's self inse-Self-inserting is retarded
Deltarune it took so long to make America started another war in the middle east.
>>558899046>audience's self insertWhat do you mean by this?
>>558899046He definitely didn't mean for the audience to self insert as her, that's for sure. Only a freak would do that.
When I use any other website on the internet I get the same feeling you get from logging into a dead MMO. Like there's minigames to play and quests to go on but no one's there but the NPCs.Even if 70% of the posts here are dogshit or bait at least they're hand-crafted by real genuine retards as opposed to an algorithm trying to convince me to watch two bots argue about ancient Indian bamboo farming techniques.
>>558899046>my self insertSince when I do I wanted to fuck my mother?
>>558899203Toby's gonna airdrop the finished game in his little cropduster and put an end to WWIII
>>558898464Reminds me of this classic
>>558899238I can't even log into my dead MMO anymore but Wildstar let me be a hoverboard riding bunny girl which was cool.
>>558899238Kek, same, I'd rather be somewhere where I can usually imagine a person behind every post.
>>558899201Wanna cancel rpgs, edgelord?
>>558899238No I get what you mean, every mainstream site these days feels like they’re honestly hitting record lows of actual human traffic
>>558899238Id prefer if you'd be quiet but yes you are correct
>>558897474>EchidnaHoly based unused deltarune lore knowledge
>>558899238Same
>>558899486hey bignose why do you hang around here so much when you already have a reddit account
Operation Epic Toby
>>558899209>>558899217Think about it. Noelle has much in common with average player of the Deltarune, or even the average poster here. Much more than Kris. She's the kind of person who would do the genocide or weird route. Hell, she practically did.
>>558899687Reddit is crawling with leftists.
>>558899301I need more cute berdlys, they heal my soul
>>558899793I need your hand to crawl into my butt
>>558898879no I'm saying you must live on a very hot planet. >>558899793isn't the whole of reddit a hivemind or circlejerking and amplification?
>>558899793So is Israel
>>558899785I think the average player tolerates her in the game at best and only weirdos think about her more than a little bit. 90% of the fandom only knows about Dess because of the funny video and not the weird esoteric hints getting dropped.
>>558899994you misunderstand the craft of them.the assassin does not take its own poison.
>>558899994Not where I'm from.
>>558899825I love the goofy nerd berd
>>558899984You are as dumb as you look.
I've heard enoughtie the threadshitters to a rocket and ship em to iran
>>558900005I don't think that's true. Judging from fanart and general, Noelle is overrepresented if anything. And the hints about Dess are pretty thick.
AY DoomdooooomDOOOMDOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*shits my pants*
>>558900005>weird esoteric hintsWe literally go into her room in Chapter 4
>>558900184Noelle is wild for this.
>>558897703Like what
>>558900184Goddamn it Noelle
>>558900184This is such a fucking Shadman plot
>>558900071I don’t believe you
>>558900363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVMv7agFhI
what will happen to deltarune if toby gets drafted for ww3
>>558900221Did you make doom-doom?
>>558900351I don't care about other video games so that's a you problem
>>558900152and I got that cute charm so yeah.
>WW3You people are underage
>>558900363he pee's by breathing
>>558900419If any Underrune character would have incestual desires, it would be Noelle. I can't even think of a better character for it.>>558900491With his wrists? Please.
>>558900549You call your own heroin addict mother that makes your meals for you a nagwench, chris chan.Your dad fucks dead deer.
>>558900491The last chapters are gonna be an FPS
why are my family members alphys
>>558900491What makes you think every country on earth will go to war just because some buildings blows up in the middle of a bumfuck desert?
>>558900549Pics to prove it.
>>558900491He can serve his country for once instead of using my money to support terrorists.
>>558900734Her anti-inbreeding ray backfired
Why does CoL think Deltarune is the center of the universe
>>558896210>Gaster has the same hand holes as the knight>Gaster probably made the prophecy because it's in caps and it rhymes>Gaster tells you to go get the shadow mantle and encourages you to beat the knightExplain these
>>558900882because the man is schmoozing with all the big gaming names in Japan
>>558900882Oh please, it's slightly off-center. The center is him.
>>558900814>He can serve his country for once instead of using my money to support terrorists.CoL-coded post put your name back on fag
>>558900538*rolls over and squishes into my Dark World*
>>558900682you need a boyfriend to fuck some sense into you.tasquefriend is available, y'know.
>>558901042I don't want to give money to the rabble that want to kill me
Here we go again
Where is toby fox.
>>558900491Andrew hussie will take over the game (that's his boyfriend)
i want to make more beautiful things i want to be kind
Every time I try to start a discussion the thread gets derailed. I must've greatly offended the gods in a previous life.
i want you to fucking get kicked in the nuts
Something comical about having two /pol/fag thread personalities that also just don’t react to the stereotypical Zionist Israeli in the slightest
>>558901314*holds suspiciously Toby-shaped belly*
>>558900973Gaster wants to create "a new future" and see you unleash your power while doing itPresumably whatever the Knight is doing is leading to the "old future" and Gaster either can't or doesn't want to change things directly if he's the one who put all of this in motion in the first place
>>558900973Gaster won't appear in-person in any real way in Deltarune.
WHERE IS TOBY FOX.
I think Col wouldn't be able to pass the turing test
>>558901361I WANT TO DESTROY MORE UGLY THINGS I WANT TO BE CRUEL
>>558898719>You can literally see the beam moving Toriel from towards the Knight before Susie interruptsNo it literally doesn't?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7A00ahhpqcThe beam lifts her up and makes the chair vibrate, she maybe moves half an inch.You would seriously have to be stupid to think this was the Knight trying to kidnap her. Like, dog, if she wanted to kidnap her she's just PICK HER UP like she did with Undyne.
>>558901361<3>>558901396< / 3
attention all darkners: kill yourself
>>558901375Been there, we're gonna just have to ignore the flying shit for a while. Such is thread life.
>>558901361based. what are you making?
>>558901459I crammed him up my ass
>>558900363I believe in this theory
>>558901443What do you mean? you think he's like that fat fucker from the end of wizard of oz. honestly i think i might agree, i mean if he turns out to be redacted this whole time he might choose to not show him at all in order to not disappoint anybody, because toby fox is a cuck who changes his story when people get mad, for instance the chapter 4 snowgrave censorship.
>>558901691I mean that he's going to have a similar role as he did in Undertale.
>>558901357The funny thing is that even if Hussie did take over deltarune fundamentally nothing would change.
What the fuck is a CoL?
>>558901560>This is the infamous segment from the only recorded performance of the band Lightners Live, after which the music career and personal life of singer Ralsei J. Goatstein was completely and utterly destroyed.
>>558901560god I wish Ralsei would belittle me while giving me a handjob
>>558901430the old future should be achievable.
>>558897875I could lose myself in that gazeAnd it would be okayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0nZ7uh7-8o
>>558901796The Corndog of LEGENDTHE SECRET NEW DELTARUNE ITEM
>>558901756Why though? the purpose of him being mysterious in ut was to build the mystery as some pseudo arg noodling, and the release was gonna be in dt, whats the point of the build up without the metaphorical gastergasum
>>558901796LinkBut Autistic
>>558901796guy who got really pissed that Deltarune doesn't let you get the prophecy ending
is this spec bio ralsei
Unfortunate Fact: Each chapter release will create more Crusaders as headcanons are broken
>>558901796Crusader of Light. Guy won't stop talking about how Toby scammed him because of a plot twist, and not like typical RPGs.
>>558902052Australian Ralsei
>>558901397Berdlies of a feather support imperialism together (this is a reference to Berdly supporting himself and others being enslaved by Queen in the vain hope of achieving his ethnostate "Smartopia")
>>558902052>george lucas making a new star wars species be like
>>558902105I thought it was man after man lol
The only valid ship
>>558902094Kek
He's a goat boy, munch munch munch
Let's say you ask Ralsei to dom you during sex. And since you are a Lightner, he reluctantly agrees. Can Ralsei actually do it or will he just falter mid way through, assuming he could even start it?
>>558902310>the Knight doesn't like Susie and only works with Kris out of necessity but adores RalseiThat'd be funny and adorable
>>558902345He will go yelling at Berdly and getting mad at video games mode on you
>>558902074then tell a consistent story
>>558902345>Ralsei tries to cum but then he accidentally just pisses on Kris>He's embarrassed>Kris asks him to do it again
>>558901527i don't think the knight was actually trying to kidnap toriel either, HOWEVER tenna does make a big deal about how toriel should not be woken up. so that could be a reason knight didn't just throw her over his shoulder like he did undyne
>>558902325yes...feed the boy...big tummy ralsei yes...
>>558902545play a different game
>>558902345He will belittle you by calling you a "meanie" and a "dunderhead"
>>558902345Finally some real questionsAnd I thought this thread was lame
>>558902661why am i the one that needs to concedethis is not the same game as it was 4 years agoe
>>558902325"The ralsei song">>558902506I need the knight to be a male tsundere, that would be the best
>>558901527Yes it fucking does, it's literally pulling her towards the beamArguing that it was doing anything else is retarded>Like, dog, if she wanted to kidnap her she's just PICK HER UP like she did with UndyneThe knight was literally doing that but Susie stopped them, It was only able to do that with Undyne because the fun gang was swooned and not in the way
>>558902545>Consistent storyIt is you mouthbreathing retard. Mindbroken by a fucking fictional prophecy.
>>558902856do you think toby is going to "concede"?
>>558899238>Even if 70% of the posts here are dogshit or bait at least they're hand-crafted by real genuine retards as opposed to an algorithm trying to convince me to watch two bots argue about ancient Indian bamboo farming techniques.This is an aside, but this is also another reason why I hate the ai boom. Low quality garbage meant something because a human had to be present through the whole creation and say "Yeah looks good" at every step to reach where it ended up, but now they just use ai so there's no point. "What were they thinking" isnt a question that needs to be asked, you dont get to try comprehending how certain decisions were made and never changed, the answer is "A machine genned it" to all of them and thinking any further is like trying to dissect air.Digital dumpster diving will never recover...
>>558902856Brother you literally made up your dumbass bishop obsession on your first playthrough
>>558902545>>558902856It is consistent and it is the same, you're just severely mentally ill and autistic
>>558902856>beats his head against a wall>"The wall better move"
>>558902345reminds me of when an anon asked what does a half lightner and half darkner baby looks like
>>558901643i already made something and posted. i just mean in general. i want to make more stuff that makes me feel alive and happy.
>>558903040because it makes sense.You go to an area, it has a boss, you beat it. all the big bosses should share a pattern
>>558903174Unironically, I think the Knight COULD be a result of such a pairing.
>>558902872it couldn't just float over susie's thoroughly kicked ass and take toriel?
>>558903087>Berdly's mom is that one woman whjo spams the PTA group chat with inane shitPerfect, kek
>>558903239>”it makes sense” says guy who hallucinates all the time
>>558902325
>>558903239too bad crybaby faggot now put your name back on
>>558903243this implies objects were having sex in the first place. this implies hathy could get pregnant at all. i think thats a stretch as it is.
>>558903376
>>558903363This arouses my curiosity
>>558903469you have not evolved past 2016
>d.ogg that plays before the Berdly fight on snowgrave is literally raise up your bat>Raise up your bat has the lost girl motif which is primarily Noelle's theme>The lyrics are a more violent version of Don't Forget for the weird route>Don't forget's track number is #39 which ties to the thank you scene>Noelle has mentioned listening to raise up your bat in her blog>In fact, Noelle is the only character to be directly linked to this songMeans nothing thoughhttps://files.catbox.moe/0kwoal.mp3
>>558903048This character was not in chapter 1 or 2. This character replaced that character.
History repeats itself. Somebody says this.History throws its shadow over the beginning, over the desktop,over the sock drawer with its socks, its hidden letters.History is a little man in a brown suittrying to define a room he is outside of.I know history. There are many names in historybut none of them are ours.
>>558903565Is that a problem?
>>558903201nice, glad you are practicing art. it is good for the sovl. i do want to make something too, but im unsure what (writing, music, drawing or whatever)
>>558903606>so autistic he can't understand someone changing their mind based on events they go through
>>558903606*projectile shits in your eyes*
>>558903565I cashed out at the right time then, kek
>>558903591When Noelle and the Knight are on screen at the same time in Chapter 5 you have to admit you were wrong and this whole Noelle Knight shit was a massive reach.
>>558903606imagine preferring wall-eyed bobblehead mascot ralsei.
>>558903708You can't understand someone bolstering their resolve and making their faith stronger based on events they go through.
also a valid ship
I’m not surprised that the self inserter has negative media literacy
>>558903849I can. That simply isn't what Ralsei did.
>>558901198bruh I did crazy a few times, not worth it. I got this footage of delta force hunting Khomenei btw.https://youtu.be/D5mZuD6GGDU?si=1t0_HHKJ20x9q-cu&t=79
>>558866104GimpI think you would get yelled at by the other anons for trying to use it as an art program tho
>>558903812He is the mascot character.
>>558903849But Ralsei did bolster his resolve that the Prophecy isn't immutable and they can avoid their grim fate
>>558903606Refusal and failure to understand change is defining trait of autism btw
>>558903704i feel thatmy only 2 cents i can give is just let it flows regardless of the outcome, whatever medium you choose. it doesnt have to be good, i made bad shits all the time
>>558904078he's somehow aware that he's a retard but doesn't understand that it affects the way he thinks and that we find him ridiculous
He's back again. sorry, no (you)s for you this time.
Precious cat/goat/bunny with traces of spider
>>558903912Then I'd rather have a character on my side. Otherwise, all this was completely empty and the whole quest was a waste of my time and my money.
>>558904078why is this even an argument. their BOTH the same character, TWO things can be true at once tardnut
>>558904316The story not being what you wanted isn't a flaw. Play a different game.
>>558904408NYOOOOO DELTARUNE IS THE ONLY GAME EVER MADE- This is unironically what Crusader of Jihad believes
>>558902872Did you just forget that the Knight does this purple beam attack twice, before the battle and after. It wasn't kidnapping her.Like, you're just silly if you think the Knight was trying to kidnap her with this beam.Like, you are a fucking moron if you look at that video and thick she was trying to kidnap her. Like 100% retarded.
Finally doing things that I've been putting off for weeks now how do I do them without wanting to kill myself
>>558904316>A suspicious looking character... LIED??? NO THAT'S TO MUCH FOR MY BRAIN!!! AIIIIEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANE HELP ME NIGGERMAN
RALSEI BREEDING
Ralsei breading
Literally the only reason people think the Knight tried to kidnap Toriel is because Susie said that's what she was doing (because Susie canonically doesn't know what the fuck is going on and just makes dumb assumptions)
i dont think
>>558899046agp tranny post
>>558904698listen to brain blasting music while you do it
>>558905017Seconding this
>>558904997Research shows that 6 out of 10 noellefags are trannies
I can accept that the Knight wasn't there to kidnap Toriel but I'm just not 100% convinced that whatever the Knight was doing to Toriel was something Kris wanted to happen considering the whole rigamarole they went through to get Undyne there
>>558904931tenna put toriel in a gatchi ball and calls her a 'reward'i think you are dumb
>>558905092The Knight blasted Toriel with the pregnancy rayKris will no longer be the youngest brother
>>558905092>whatever the Knight was doing to Torielbro he was pointing a flashlight at her, he wasnt going to do anything. It was an act to convince susie thats what the knight wantedalso keep in mind, Kris refuses to let Susie take critical hits from people undefended EXCEPT when the knight did it, so he makes a pass for them
>>558905141Yes, those are two irrelevant facts that are not related to if Toriel was supposed to be kidnapped or not, thankyou?Like, what was the point you thought you were making here
Speaking of media literacy and irrelevant nonsense *puts on sunglases*WHY SHOULD I WORRYWHY SHOULD I CAREEEEEE *sways through thread*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ooooooooooOOOOOO oooo ooooo>no oliver and company crossover artthis movie is so forgotten heres me and the gang
>>558905328>he
the knight spends all of chapter 3 just hiding behind the christmas tree at the endevery time tenna gets a call on his antennas and leaves it's the knight giving him orders trying to tard wrangle an emotionally unstable television to keep the plan on-track
Deltarune took so long to make Neil Sedaka fucking died
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>558905328But I don't really get why the Knight would want Susie to have a motive to fight it when just showing up and being the main villain and chopping Tenna down is more than enough
>>558905581Good night!
>>558905581G'night
Sheer low-functioning autism aside I actually do agree with CoL that modern Final Fantasy feels unrecognizable, like a skinwalker IP that I’m not sure who the target audience is anymore
test to see if my 3day ban has expired>>558905581sleep well fren
>>558902052you made me schizo for a few mins wondering when i posted this, you had me until the filename, i cant change filenames on n*tive 4chan
>>558905708not him but i guess it does throw suspicion off kris because they wouldn't kidnap their own mom.
>>558905774Hewwo!
>>558905895omg hiiiii
>>558904698You should look for the good stimmies to drown out the bad stimmies
>>558905774thread quality about to drop like 20%
>>558905810I'm your split personality. we're out of milk btw
>>558906179>implying
>>558905975yo numbersbro, I got a rabid fan. there's a fake tasquefag here now lmao. Can't really complain, it makes /utg/ better.
>>558905529The Knight reassuring Tenna that he isn't fat every 5 minutes
>>558905774Thread quality just instantly increased by 200%
After some deep contemplation over the last 3 days I've determined the gotefags sre a necessary evil; their existance maintains a delecate balance with the other threadshitters and keeps the rest in check. No one fag can have too much power or the entire general becomes unusable dogshit.
>99% of our remaining threadshitters are fat europoors
>>558905774FFREEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
>>558906464<3>>558906504>fat>poorpick one>>558906552I CAN DO ANYTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kttwwb7TCqY
>>558906484>delecate
>>558906572>numberstoenails
>>558906380You're a sad pathetic embarrassment.>>558895563
>>558906572Tasquefag posted your fat swollen hand holding a dildo
>>558906484>the gotefags are a necessary goodfixed that for you>>558906725because of posts like these i unironically had half a mind to purchase some furfag boots or something in that direction, with cute pawbeans and all so i could hide my real feet while still be able to give my bf a pawjob. >>558906971i already know that i own dildoes.
>>558906679Seeing how much psychic damage you cause the fake one has been extremely amusing
>>558907034I think fisting yourself would fill you better than that toy ham hands
>>558906572the tripfag one is the fake. so how are you doing?
>>558907034>the bf is fine with green toenails
Susie's Pokemon Team:
>>558907034just fucking buy a pair of toenail scissors and get some anti-fungal treatment retard.
>>558907286god damn mr rodriguez tf you got all those rubbers for?????
>>558907293Where the hell did she get a Moon Stone
>>558907286Literally the 2 absolute characters they could've picked lmao
>>558907034what are you going to buy to hide your STD-ridden maggot cock
>>558907293Blasphemy, Susie would have a Weezing for sure
>>558907121>>558891426
>>558907293Noelle's team
>>558907469cute and I know.
>>558891426Vomit inducing
>>558907121If you want us to believe you're the real one then you know what you have to do, otherwise why wouldn't the real one use a trip?
i assume posting false information about my body is a not-so-subtle attempt to make me post updates on my body to prove your false accusations wrong, and i also assume you are going to keep posting false information for all eternity until you get bored of the body pics or something idfk. not gonna entertain you faggots. be nice first, THEN i might post more body pics.
>>558907409they don't call him mr. rodriguetz bitches for nothing
>false information
>>558907754>false information You posted the image of your worm cock and crusty feet and fat hand on discord and they got shared here. There is no false info, we literally saw them
>>558907793Hah, nice.RIP Grandad and Ed Wuncler III
yes, false information.
>>558907754>false informationnothing i've said has been a lie. anyone can just look in the archives themselves and see your nasty ass toenails and wormcock if they really wanted to. either you're delusional or lying right now.
Cumming soon to a whiteboard near you!!
>>558907747He gets trolled too much after the first batch to ever post pics again one way or another.
>>558907995even I had the foresight to shave before posting my thicc dumptruck broski.
I'm adding vehicular homicide to Berdly Game
yes, it is indeed false information, you guys saying it's not just reinforces my beliefs.>>558908174cute
*taps the sign*
>>558908202You are horrifying looking and your shit's all retarded too.
Tasquefag and Numbersfag put on the Potara Earrings to become a creature so ugly people turn into stone looking at it
>>558908234>connected to onedrive>no .png or .jpgs at the end of filenamesplease take better care of yourself, anon
drop a orbital emp on europe so the 2 idiots shut up
why are goatfags so putrid
>>558908507despite my fave (or perhaps like my fave, judging by that one sweepstakes page) I am somewhat technologically illiterateI always back up my stuff on USBs and MEGA tho so I don't think I'll lose my progress if my workstation explodes thankfully :)
>>558908420BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>558908614>reading comprehension
>>558908675>rank ass doefag post
When are the good posters coming back...
>>558908614Why are you posting discord chats on 4chan>OHHH NOOOO NUMBERS FEET IS MADE OC BLUE CHEESE there you got the internet reaction and numbers is devasted in a crater with a ralsei hat slowly floating to the ground, lets all get over this asap
>>558908874When did the good posters ever exist?
>>558908614>look nightmarish to mostI want to peep the horror. Show us Numbers.
>>558908874I filled my theory quota for the day, only shitposting now
>>558907754you're lucky.i don't care.the fuck am i going to do with me knowing that you're photogetnic as shit? wow, i am still straight.what am i going to do with the knowledge that you are ugly? feel better about myself by a promille?
>>558908996There are several but they're all asleep or dead apparently
>>558909070no idea what "photogoatnick" means, but thanks?
>>558908758unlike all other things I'm into where it was like "well, this isn't that much fun in real life", I didn't start to appreciate pits until I had got to fool around with them. and I think they're actually hotter irl than in furry stuff which is really uncommon for me.
Fave turned themselves into a pickle.Funniest shit I've ever seen.
I bet kraut is secretly incredibly attractive but is humble about it making him even more attractive.
>god of hyper feet focusNo one steal this name i call dibs
If /utg/ was high school, which archetypes would we all be? Kraut would be Bradwick / the popular kid that's actually cool for one.
>>558909259numberphile, i dont care if you are ugly.i can't do anything with knowing you are beautiful.my opinion of you remains unchanged.
>>558908874when i finish raping my favorite cocksleeve
>>558909498>If /utg/ was high school, which archetypes would we all be? all of the avatarfags would be the spergy socially maladjusted weirdo that keeps getting bullied not because the bullies are bad people but because they always deserve it for instigating every problem (but in their heads they think they’re the plucky underdog)
>>558909498You would be the fat retarded ugly subhuman that isn't allowed to be around normal people.
>>558909559aww <3 thank you kwautsieyou are beautiful too <3we are both beautfullet's kiss :D
Seeing how hard you try to suck kraut's cock is almost as pathetic as trying to convince every everyone to celebrate your birthday for a week only to ragequit halfway through when nobody gave a fuck
>>558909689i am not beautiful and let's not.
>>558908507nta but why are those things bad
>>558909704He stopped counting his daily good boy points too despite also continuing posting about raping and harassing women every single day.
>>558909739who's a cute boy?you are!yes you are!
>>558909673you're a woman.
>>558909931>all anons are women>all thread personae are menthis is still the only general I’ve seen with this subhuman logic
>>558909673wouldn't the bar of normal move towards that as we are all weird kids and bullies?
>>558909673This one struck a nerve
>>558910082He just needs a man to show him what he really wants by force.
>>558909836why would i rape things that could mistake my assault as a favor that no man before me has done to them?really, i think the women here are a tragedy that can only finds its likeness in greek mythological sagas.they find themselves in a sissyphean hell where the one thing they want will forever be denied to them because of how they act and in itself prevents them from the happiness of equalizing oneself with someone who understands, cares and loves them.they deserve their hell and i will not take them out of it.
>>558910620>this is what kraut says to his ant-sized rapidly-shrinking whoremom as she gets frailer and deaderkekarookyhooky!
>>558910620>sissypheanneuron activation!but what does it mean?
>>558910781i just don't like the greeks very much.
Day 3 of Narcissist Autismo and company making the thread making about them
>>558911026i like the greeks because i like the byzantine empire in my videogames
I can tell the Tasquefag with the trip is fake because his posts don't trigger the reflex in me that happens whenever I read a post made by a complete retard.
Just ignore the threadshitters. They just want attention.
>>558910781Parable of Ancient Greek sissies going after Big Titty Goth gf seeking men
fave recently had to confront the fact that their girlfriend they met on the deltachan catpetterz general on /vg/ has lost pretty much all romantic and sexual feelings for them for unclear reasons and the relationship is pretty much over. after a bit of mental breakdown fave is mostly okay going about life but they're still weighed down by the pain, wondering why, if there's anything they could have done, or if they'll ever even find someone who will truly love and desire them romantically and sexually. let alone a woman, which seemed impossible to fave before this relationship and now they question if they'll ever even get a chance for it to happen again, or if they're just romantically unlovable or unattractive to woman for some reason or another and they will be forced to be gay exclusively forever, even though they have learned this may not be their preference after all. fave is questioning a lot of things right now, it seems. unfortunate!
>>558911340grim
>>558911318The fact 90% of this general is utterly incapable of this is insane, in fact the very idea of a regular "threadshitter" is ridiculous since they'd just ignored anywhere else.
grim adventures of krissy and susie
>>558911397are you telling me a /utg/ girl just came back on the market?i'm ready baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANvXKbSR4koERBslop time
>>558911505>in fact the very idea of a regular "threadshitter" is ridiculous since they'd just ignored anywhere else.come on man
>>558911397Look man, I'm sorry this is happening to you, but you shouldn't blogpost about it here. It's a bad way to help yourself. You should try talking to friends or a professional about. Maybe seek a hotline. Just stop, for your sake and for this general. Retard.
>>558911397well, they weren't dating me, so figures.
I wish utg would talk about ut dr and not some random I've never heard of before now
One of the most disheartening feelings is making an effort post and you get ignored by everyone except the mouthbreathing avatarfags
Why do I even bother spending my time here when it's the same shit every day
look it's too late for this thread. i'll start making good posts in the next one, i promise.
i like the deltarune character known as "Rouxls"
>>558911745anon, you did this to yourself.this is not a random happenstance of the mods leaving you to sit by yourself, but you refusing to talk about deltarune.this thread is just gooning to gay shit, getting mad you ship the wrong characters and DEFINITELY NOT talking about the game.i mean you are AGGRESSIVELY avoiding doing the one thing you are supposed to do here.
goon night utg, i am gooning to bed now, cya.
it all went downhill after Togore poster went missing
>>558900491You can't get drafted if you're 26 and over. At least in America, you can't. Speaking of, my 26th birthday is next month so y'all youngings have fun in the war, okay? Love ya.
@558912121>pornfag replying to meyikes
>>558911512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9fVEsLVwxwThis is Friend making Kris deliver Hometown's SOULs and we are Mandy
>>558911902Everyone should really just report the off topic posts, the posts do get deleted with enough reports
i like the deltarune
what was numbers ban about, the erping?
>>558911974I want you to know that I seriously understand exactly how you feel and that even if I don't outright say so, I more than likely say what you've made and thought it was cool. I'm sorry if I never said so directly to you up until now.
>>558911397damn fave sorry that happened.
>>558912269technically speaking, no anon will survive if that was done and the law was executed as advertised, because none of you post about the game and by extension: none of you are on-topic.
>>558912191*grabs katana and starts epic journey chasing scuttling anon and his suspiciously Togoreanon shaped belly*
>>558911397pippinssevermagmacord? where else could you privately talk to a femanon that isn’t a “woman” discord tranny>>558912191literally who
>>558912447>guy who bashes his scrawny fists against his face when people talk theorieslmao
Man, I wish I was an anthropomorphic chimera born in the underground...
>>558912641were theories discussed here?
>>558912569>whodude, it's in the name. are you slow or something?
>>558912715CHAPTER 4 SECRET BOSSFRIEND DO THE MATH*Stomps on Kraut’s ginger chicken neck*
>>558912715NTA, but me and some other anons were discussing Kris' agenda level earlier
>>558912191I remember he's buff Asgorecides...
>>558912818thanks for proving my point.
>>558912447Perhaps, perhapsBut also, im on plapic
new bread when
soon
>>558913089Not even 750 replies yet.wait...
>>558913089In your ass
When people talk about the game Krautsie thinks >this sucks, I want to get spitroasted by Doomdoom and Tasquebrap instead
>>558911397I'm sorry anon. It's emotionally devastating. Something you can't really recover from easily. You have to learn to be comfortable on your own before anyone's willing to date you unfortunately. It's not easy for anyone right now. Then again I am 30 and haven't even held anyone's hand yet so take my advice with a grain of salt, or not.
>>558912820did people actually engage with it?any satisfying conclusion to this discussion?>>558913037very.
>>558913274>>558913274>>558913274Hop on
>>558913279>any satisfying conclusion to this discussion?It's all in the thread, you can just read it
>>558878089I don't think those are supposed to have thorns
>>558908874when kris finishes raping me
>>558911397Is she still here and posting kek why would you do this.
