>>558822987>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>/mjg/ divegrass team roster pollhttps://forms.gle/ZCM1xVz6MmoJA2wo8
yagooey
>>558902091
1st for hanner sex
Sheep is so cute
Akiko Shikata for good flow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqnLAhlW1c8
>>558902091This doesn't scare me.
Majsoul Friends Room 50232(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=50232
now make a real room please
Bravo burgerkeks
Chiori...
Chii chotto
>>558904352AAAAAA
Buying from FANZA is a pain in the ass
MOTTO
>Saki thread endedlet's play some mahjong while I take a breakMajsoul Friends Room 72773(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=72773blitz notips with local yakuroom theme: https://youtu.be/YgGS1PoFYPU
>>558905232full and started!
I'm at work
>>558905232why did she turn out to be such a jobber supreme
>>558907432Real could Touka has never been tried
>>558907563cold*fuck
>>558907654Needs correction.
>>558907432Is she? It's my second time meeting a Mia since they are not common in ranked at least the Yuuki Aoi voice is nice
Haven't been here these past few days. Any new mahjongs?
>>558909861Get out
>>558905232ggs
>>558905232ggs, thank you for joining, very fun gamesI forgot in the first game that we have new year emotes now and Jane's is more smug than expectedsee you again in a few weeks
>>558905232ggs fun games! thanks for hosting
>>558910567me in the middle
>>558905232gg, thanks for the fun gamesmore shiiaruraotai than expected
>>558909861Tanyao into tanyao. I'm starting to pull it off regularly during labbing.
>>558909861Me but im still adept 2
>>558910656you should drink more milk to grow taller anon>>558910685the shiiaruraotai showdown was fun and unexpected, it would have been even funnier if we had the same wait
>>558902091https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KUquhXdbbE
>got disconnected >Miss my first 4 discards >My hand was so rigged in my favor that I still won very easily with a hanenyan
>>558911489the guy that left is based, don't let people talk to you like that.
>>558912087You sound like a little bitch
If I showed up to an autokoko and yelled out ron and calls in a rude kansai dialect would you guys get upset
>spend my 5 monthly pulls on fated summon>get 5 blue giftsThank you Fu Ji
>>558914440I've done worse. No problem.
Ignore the fact it is silver east for a bit. Assuming this was a gold hanchan or even higher, would it be better to just go dama here yeah?
>>558914761Nah. you riichi that shit
>>558914761Dama
>>558914829What if I'm in a friendly with the guy that meltys at damas
>>558914761That's always a dama.
>>558914440that'd be pretty funny actually, do it next time
>>558914924You riichi that. Simple as.
>>558914924You make sure to dama every single time, regardless if it makes sense or not.
>>558914924that's a perfect friendly riichi
>>5589149241000% dama for the melty
>>558915162
>>558914861>>558914925That makes sense. I riichid it anyway just because I was told to always do so in silver and it worked out, but it made me wonder
>>558914761If you want to greed for ryanpeikou, dama. If you want to wait on the pei, riichi.
>>558914761Already haneman/6 han/18,000 (+1 han from riichi doesn't increase value), on a bad wait that will less likely come out if you riichi. This is textbook dama.There is no reasons to riichi, even in silver, in the rare chance one or more player is actually a smurf that will fold at dealer riichi instead of pushing like the typical silvertard.
>>558915474You generally dama very high value bad wait hands if possible. You have a yaku so this is 100% dama.
>>558915681Forgot to add: ryanpekko is a very rare yaku. If you never had it before, dama so it's more likely to come out and be added to your yaku collection for the Collector achievement title.ichihime-0.png
>>558914761Stop making league alts
Milky holmes collab doko
>names
odds shounenslopevens ariaslop
>wow, looks like my friend is playing his rank up game. i'll watch, i can send him a cynthia-7 when he ranks up!>he bustslet's pretend that never happened
>winning massively >Person with paid skin on new character ends as dealer always in tenpai before the 8th tile >5 repeats into 2nd placeLook I'm not saying I'm noticing but I'm noticing
>>558917782I have performance anxiety
Why do my armpits smell like chicken bouillon?
Can you see it someone is spectating your game
tsumannaidareka koko agete
yada
odds dust off my drawing tableevens open a koko0 finally finish house of fata morgana
>>558918217Disregard roll, finish the vn
>flow horrible>forgot about the minigame for too long and realizing now I won't be able to finish the event story
>>558920835Can't you theoretically get all the points you need in a single day by just grinding the minigame?
>>558921045Thank you anon, I didn't realize the game also gave you gallop power
So cool ...
>3 pph generalHow do we revitalize /mjg/?
>>558924257with my dick
>>558924257Pay my mortgage so I can quit my job
>>558924257go to church
>>558924257First we mah, then we jong!
>>558924257mahjong games in motorcycles
>>558924998stop shilling your gf's church, steve.
>>558922591>guns aren't loadedis this another womanchild playing makebelieve like the avatar of kringe?
>>558925001first you succ...mahdjong
How It's Made: Pre-Packaged Sandwiches
>>558925371They're justifiers anon...
a tomahawk missile just flew over my house...
>>558925739Isn't your internet down?
I DON'T WANT TO DIE FOR ISRAELI HAVEN'T EVEN REACHED SAINT YET
>>558925975SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
I'm too old to be drafted
>>558922591She definitely would blow my cock (and balls) off with those
>>558922591Sexo with Chaos and Clear
Hot water comes out of tap instead of cold
>promised myself I'll start my ranked grind when the month changes>even having dreams about it>now it's finally time and I'm afraid of queuing up
I FORGOR TO RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
I remembered to NTR NTR NTR
listening to these Phase commentators makes me miss the trannyShiina is doing her best though
>>558924257as someone that's returning from a hiatus, it's really tied to releases in the yakuza/like a dragon series. the only other gateway mahjong games are ff14 (i think? whatever the mmo is) and clubhouse 51 (i don't know if this actually pulled anyone in). it's a very time intensive game to even get into (similar to fighting games) so it's already an uphill battleaside from that, here's a room!Majsoul Friends Room 91516(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91516
>>558928213That mega mahjongtron not being symmetrical triggers my autism.
An adult Mahjong movie ft. strip Mahjong and nudity. The catch? There's no sex, it's literally just strip Mahjong, yes there's genitals and nipples and sexy full-body shots, but besides being embarrassed about it, everyone eventually goes home.
>>558928461>Easthost a real room
>>558928480The twist? The cast is all little girls
>>558928373Loving the 15 fps
A mahjong movie ft. black people learning about mahjong.
>>558928632include some hebes and I am in
>>558925371How dare you make fun of my blue rival...
>>558928517i'm dipping my toes back in, i'm not prepared for a full south game yet. host one yourself if you want>>5589284612/4
>>558928373they should've gotten Pico and Iori to commentate instead
35 year old Jyanshi looks 60
i have to go peedon't look at my tiles
>>558928806Heebs? Do you like Jewish girls?
Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind.kristeve-11.png
>>558929386Just noticing how weird her eyes look in this emote
>>55892909532 year old joker
REACHEFATSPINFDORUHDORUHHANEMANN
What are honey men?
What happens when two people pon the same tile?
>>558930869han counting bros why is it so hard?
>>558930992read that again, slowly.In Limitless Asura it depends on seat order tho
>>558931102W h a t h a p p e n s w h e n t w o p e o p l e p o n t h e s a m e t i l e ?
FUCK YOU JOSEPH THAT WAS MY FIRST PLACE, but not gonna lie listening to him rape shimo was funny
im a mother father gentleman
one thing I don’t get about reading fu is how the hell a chun is enough to turn a 2000 point hand into a mangan
>>558931405*fucker
/mjg/ didn't tell me that eva was actually good
>>558902091>/mjg/ divegrass team roster pollHow long is this going to go on for? It's been a while.
>>558932259I think today's the last day it's up.
i'll be the famous kaworu
>>558932240>toonami nostalgiaslop with random biblical terms
>>558928461i gotta take a break lads, thank you for the games!
>>558928461ggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k7qgQHl97s
>>558932240We literally did though
>>558932526>random biblical termsgenuinely funny how a few misconstrued phrases about how they came up to use terms are still being parroted by people basically self-admitting they didn't watch the show or are genuinely retarded
>>558932992YUZU? MENTIONED!!!!!!!
Even I finish up Death NoteOdd start watching Super Zugan0 continue reading Tokyo Babylon
>>558932259it's closed technically, I just spent the day hungover instead of finishing the part 2 polltomorrow for sure
>>558933142I don't remember this image having heart pupils...
>>558933060Yes your little robot anime is very deep anon, don't let anyone tell you otherwise (not even the Anno himself)
>>558933162What's the rush?
>>558933010IS THATmila-4.png
Anno thought it was cool so he put it in and it fit since the recurring theme was, in a sense blasphemy
>>558933010YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
for me it's anno 1404
Should I buy Anno Pax Romana as a romaboo?
>>558933217yep there it is, not even knowing what I mean because if you did, you'd comprehend I'm doing the opposite of calling it deep
for me it's anon
burger hours
i think im gonna go into work tomorrow
Ate 10 chicken nuggets, two double cheeseburgers and a medium drink. Thank goodness, I'm on a diet or that would have been unhealthy
>>558933736fatty fat fat
>>558933736plappy plap plap
>>558932259>divegrass>2 managers nowWhen did that happen? I thought our team was dead.
>>558933736Lose weight, you fat fuck.
>>558933943>Team is dead>Epstein files drops>Suddenly, we're backUGR couldn't make it more obvious.
>>558934080>Team is dead
>>558932992>panda on her thigh.
>>558934005What's the average weight of /mjg/?
>>558934005I'm bulking
Did they ever release this woman?
>>558934229100 kg
>>558934286how much is this in burgers
>>55893422965 kg
>>558934276Got reworked into an inferior design (phoenix).
>>55893422990kg1.82mbasically greed god physique
>>558934229>Half of /mjg/ are skeletons>Half of /mjg/ are fattiesWe average out at healthy BMIs despite no one being healthy
>>558934276Unfortunately not, and I always wondered where this pic came from.
>>558934336Wtf that's my weight
>>558934445LONDONONDON
>>558934356>>558934436Shieeet. I was hoping that wasn't the case and she was an entirely separate character. It's so mahjover
>>558934335about 880 quarter pounders
>>558934335it's 881 quarter pounders
Quarter pounder? I hardly know her.
>90 rating>2 dealin>yakitori>one of them was daburii that went to 3rd row with 78s ryanmenmight have a melty later amaekoromo-0.png
>>558934612>>558934619/mjg/ hivemind is at it again
>>55893422990kg180cmI’m a fat fuck, somehow>>558934402what 2 cm does
NIGGA HEIL HITLER!!
>>558934908muscles weigh more than fat
i don't know what i weigh cause the scale broke
>>558934229
>>558934974True. Gonna keep cutting down to an okay weight before I try to build muscle. Went to the gym for the first time in a while the other day and I had to do the roll of shame on just the bar
>>558935175It is much easier to just train and get muscles instead of slimming down first. The more swole you get the more calories you burn. I can eat 2800kcal a day and not gain any weight.
You're at the bar and Joseph slaps your miko's ass. WWYD?
>>558935289miko won't be at the bar but the back alley
>>558935289idk I don't own miko
>>55893422960 kg167 cm
>>558935162>there's a skinny person hiding inside every fattiek-kowai
>>558935270Also true, it’s just annoying how hungry lifting weights and the subsequent recovery makes me. I’m worried I’ll end up pigging out with the “i’m bulking” excuse and end worse than before kek
>>558935536He’s just itching to get out, you must eat more burgers to keep him at bay
>>558934402btw I am still a virgin so if you want to get fit because you want sex it won’t work
it doesn't matter how big you are if you have virgin aura
>>558936329>oneechan told me I walk like a virgin>I usually have good posture, have my shoulders up, and look straight ahead instead of down>she still says it reeks of virgin
>>558934229181cm80kgSuper out of shape and eating like a fatso every day.>>558934402>>558936253It's because you are a manlet.All the gymbros I know are all virgin wizards in their late 20s early 30s that can lift absurd weights and love to play vidya over having sex.
>the only way to lose my virginity is to become a celestialFuck my fat chud life
>1.82m>manletshut up shut up SHUT UP. stop spreading this messed up worldview
evens carne asada fries odds burrito 0 nachos 5 kms
1.74m's okay, right...?
I'm so jealous of manlets, it's so easy to get absolutely shredded as a manlet, it's unfair.
>>558937113You don't need to reach celestial to get raped in jade.
>>558937173If you aren't top 1% height you are a cute smol manlet owo
>>558937309And I'm jealous of tall people cause they get to look down on others
why are you colluding with jonger in jade
>>558937283You have to become a Miko anon, it is your only chance
I'm glad I was born as me, I'm literally better than everyone else on the planet without even trying.
>>558937615because /mjg/ would laugh at him if he colluded in gold?
>yakitori limitless asura gamei'm tired boss
>>558937624What a cruel world
>>558938009metaphysically impossible
wwyd?
queue the memesura lobby
>>5589385737s deal in ippatsu
>>558938573tsumogiri
>>5589385892 in q!
>>5589385893/4
>>5589385737s, now let's see what you deal into.
>>5589385737s and pray.
Done doing the dishes
>>5589385734p
>>558938806It's 4am
>>5589385731 myriad
>>558938597>>558938625>>558938756>>558938759>>5589388167s deals into toimen's baimanmortal and maka discard 1mI managed to get the most undeserved 2nd place anyway despite playing like shit this game. nadeshiko-12.png
Gooner12
>>558938193It is if you triple deal in at east 1
>>558939816I've done it with a single deal in east 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii-D9LaitUw
>>558938718YUZU!!!!!!!!!!
>>558939893For me, it's this gem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqRw0oDDXTE
>>558939357damn 3 and 7 always deal in
>>558939983
do NOT cum
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3814541/df91a9ca6c/
>>558939983How is Louis so consistently great as a human being is beyond me.
>>558939357Why 1m? Because it's safe against dealer and that's the best you can do?
GG
>>558939357But what does maka say
>>558940575Genbutsu vs dealer, you see three of them and there are two of 2m and 3m discarded which makes it a bit safer, it's not compatible with tanyao, and 7s is close to the dora.
>>558941234can't deal into 56s anyway
Evens cum to Karen JAV Odds cum to h-game 0 kms
>>558941029read nyagger read
goodnight my friends
>>558941484>tattoos
>>558941484Not so fast.God is here to judge you, a 0 is true death.
>>558941831Gute nacht
>>558941484>>558941871You've been spared, God is a gamer.
>>558941841>he doesn't have a partner tattoo with his sister
>>558941831buenas noches
>>558942107good nachos?
>>558941831Farewell.
Hey anons, wanna discuss about how much S;G sucks again? Just checking.
Go the fuck to sleep
>>558942362Aru would NOT say that
>>558942362I just woke up
>>558941841She smokes too it's hot
>>558941831Do you really regard me as a friend ?atarashiako-7.png
>>558942573So do I.
>>558942659It's not hot when you do it
I FORGOT TO RENEW MY CHARM
I've never forgotten
>>558942524Good morning saar!
I FORGOT TO WASH MY BALLS
>>558943257I can help if you let me smell
>>558943151I'm not a 3rd worlder. I just have a really fucked up sleep schedule.
I just woke up too>t. burger
I just lied down and it's 6am
>deal in 3 times and bust and win 0 handsYeah maybe today isn't the day
>q tourney>someone luckshit>q again>same guys plus one new>new guy sanbaiman'd the previous luckshitterthis tourney is zero skills
>goon 3 times and bustToday's the day
Busting makes me feel good.
>>558943732did you expect anything other from /jong/ tourney
>deal in 3 times and bustToday's not the day
i just took a piss and i went completely unconscious while peeing and i woke up delerious on the floor next to the toilet that cant be good rightmahjong
>>558943827I didnt expect anything at all, but I'm still bit disappointed. haku ton
>>558943961check you mercury level
>>558943961That sounds like 'see a doctor you're probably dying' territory.
>>558943961probably fatigue or insufficient water. when you piss your body relaxed and relief tension, so you passed out shortly
This hand hath nothing of value for thee to steal. >I'm more interested in those posts of yours, if they can tell me anything about... a crone that plays with nyaggers.Thou hast seen the hag? >Not just seen, she tried to dama me. But I hear you've been spectating her for years.Yes, I hath followed her trail, but it hath not been clear. I hath even doubted, anon, that her crimes wert more than mine own imaginings. But that thou hath played her as well... 'Twas in mine adepthood, in the playing room known as the Silver Room that I spied her. I didst play at a game with mine friend, I wast in iishanten, and mine friend pon'd me... then a hag, a bent and evil apparition, ron'd him from the darkness... on a tile I would have discarded next and mine friend didst scream... but I was a nyagger, and afraid... and then.... ‘twas over. Silver rooms grew a dark and haunted place, and now none dare enter. When came I to mine experthood and wast saved by the RB1, I sought the hag again. The hag wears 1 hans about her as a cloak, some tenpais who meet her doth vanish, others derank with bloody work done upon their deal in rates. There art hints spoken of her waits being suji traps. And ever, the tale of a hag, a bent old woman. Ever old, but growing no older, in a span that hath taken me from adepthood to mine own rank. >Can you tell me how to find her? She finds her prey now in Gold Rooms, but twas in Silver Rooms her murders didst begin. Seekst thou a start upon her trail there. Tis the only place I hath e're spied her for certain, but... I dare never return.. to that place.
>>558943961>he rested in piss
>>558943961That's why I only piss while sitting
>>558943961You have 24 hours to live.
>>558944181L O N D O NONDON
>>558944161I didnt understand but hag is cute.
>>558943961Happened to me too, it was *just* a circulatory collapse. It was fucking weird to wake up with no idea of who,what or where I am.
>>558943961
>>558943961I've had multiple family members pass out on the toiler
>>558944669a king once passed out in the toilet
>open up FC2 marketing email>it's a Japanese girl with her titties out What the fuck
https://youtu.be/VkCmeapbibs
>>558944815What the fuck , kinda based.Excuse the phone posting I'm in bed
surely you do skip ron to avoid busting another player, right? you aren't a toxic player, are you?
>>558944815>>558945192
>>558944161Very good.joseph-7.png
>>558945291I ronskipped an adept in a friendly on a 4. Then, thinking it was safe, he dealt the 1, which was the dora, and died.Your actions have consequences…
>>558918217I have finished re-setting up my drawing tablet and Photoshop , look forward to a bunny x cat hatesex mini doujin for next A&C
>>558943961Happened to me once on the toiler, I was dehydrated because I spent too much time on the pc without drinking or eating and had to get an IV because I fainted while peeing, except I didn't get the IV I only bought sports drinks, drink water guys.
How many drawfags are there on /mjg/? The competition for OC is going to be unreal...
>>558943961Dehydrated too much for too long.Remember to drink water, retard.
>>558946115We unironically have not one, but three drawfags with xitter accounts with over a million followers.Then we have a bunch other anons with followers range between 10-50k
Anons have to accept that there are some games that are completely unwinnable. Sometimes you won't get a single playable hand and are at the mercy of tsumo
>>558946467
>GHPC Replen Reaper
>>558943961As I always say, it's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss.
>>558946115>thinks being a drawfag will cut it in 2026you might as well have already thrown in the towel if you arent a dev monkey, any oc thats less than an rpgmaker game will be forgotten in hours.
doko?
>>558945351
My one and only heart is long gone.
>>558946976Not if I make anons bust with my doujin kujouriu-12.png
>>558946115>>558946976It doesn't matter if you're the best or not, if you make something with all your heart the soul will shine through
oh no no no no saintbros...
>>558946467wtf, why they arent supporting my career?
>>558947459>CDid the guy fall asleep during the match?
>>558947594tsumogiri bot doesnt get ratings that low when its just average discards
>>558947459>one deal in>dieMan closing laptop.gif
>>558947459>one deal in>go 4th>but MAKA gives you an S
Just don't deal inSimple
just saw the RC tweet and jesus fucking christ I thought it was from AL
>>558947160This.
>wake up>burgers were talking about weighthow the FUCK am I 60 kg and not even with a twink physique
>>558948820you're SEA manlet
>>558947982It's my fuarking hero, Steve the fuarking Kringe!!
Most satisfying 4th place avoidance i had in a while. thank you hag.
stop playing ranked I don't want to queu e
>>558949515Queue.
>>558949621but I've been clean for 3 years...
>>558902091why does this look like slop?
