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Someday we will all be free from the tyranny of our ohimba oppressors…
Red Desire followed Vodka.
>>558923762>alternatives>oboba oppressors>filthy n*ngennyoooooooo.....
An apple a day keeps the rapist away
>>558924293If Shion became my oppressor, I’d be okay with it even if she hit me sometimes…
Shion could only rape a gay man, because I don't believe there is a straight man that would say no to her.
>>558927327-ack!
>>558927327The spirit may be willing, but the flesh is weak and easily bruised.
I'm going to commission rulership instant loss 2koma, any request?
sssssssseeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>558929221Will it be NSFW?
Dreams not coming with a scenario-only aptitude bonus for the required races like L'Arc had is super annoying
>>558929641Yeah, but I have too many ideas in my head and can't decide on one.
>>558929221Forced to dress like gyaru like her mother.
>>558929221tries her hand at (lewd) fantasy VR, instant loss to orc gangbang with one of them sitting on her face cumming between her tits
>>558929221>Jerking/shlicking each other, whoever cums first loses>Penis over eyes, instant cum>Classic mating press
>>558929221Strip. Poker.
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New player here, how do I proceed if I want to pull Forever Young?
>Umalator turned into a brainwashing deviceAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558932504just roll
>>558932728Maybe Tracen should consider getting non-Satono umalators...
Is PUMA recruiting this month?
Alright, so Ebayan really is human right level for this scenario, huh?My score jumped from around low UB to UA4 to 9 by just by having her in my deck.
>>558932915Why would they not use umalators from one of their largest sponsors that are provided free of charge?????
>>558933313That's my feeling so far.Might change if we get another strong Scenario Link general purpose card in the next month.
Puma bros, what happened?
I've been running parent runs in the new scenario and consistently getting fewer whites than in onsen. Is this normal or just me being lucklet?
>>558933539i carried
>>558933539I was farming bond points
>>558923762Have you heard about your future trainee and savior?
>>558933614Nah, it was me.
>>558933887Getting saved (noconsentual) by my trainee...Wonder what her trainers deal is gonna be
Current odds for the Tulips Sho.Coney and Kawada are third favourite.
>>558929221>start with Ruleship asserting that she won’t lose to trainer’s cock>instant cut to her climaxing on his dick for the XXth time>have her stomache bulge a bit if you’d like
What a guy.
>>558934162Rooting for the NAR Heroine Sakidoritokken
>>558933539The power of x3 bond points and bond 11 casuals.
>>558936641Aitore is an extremely dedicated man. No surprise Ai fell so hard for him
>>558936660>didn't even show up on the interesting runners by the JRAWhat an insult.
SEX CAFEEEEEEE
>>558937775>5th Anniversary >What a party eh, fellow torena?>Wait, what anniversary are we supposed to be celebrating anyway?
>>558937775I love this lifeform so much.
>>558938246Such a retarded specimenHow fascinating
I hope they make more nuis.
>>558939596I need more kuripans
uh what's the most generalist speed support that isn't ai at this point?do i have to go back in time even farther if i dont have SiL?
I'm trying to make a mutant Almond Eye that can win the BC sprint, but she naturally has no aptitudes for Sprint or Dirt. What's the best parent setup for genes for getting 2 new aptitudes onto her? Should I go 9* Dirt/9* Sprint? Or something else?
Just want Forever Young to return safely bros. It sucks that the Dubai Turf lineup is crazily good but that pedo goy had to ruin the hype.
>>558940078>No Museum Mile vs Jantar Mantar vs Gaia Force vs OmbudsmanThat sucks
>>558939743It might have been El? SiL's sashi/oigomi. At this point, it might be better to just abandon the skill aspect and go with Teio to get max speed gain instead.
>>558939753>9* Dirt/9* SprintYou could do this, but what you're trying to accomplish is a tall order, since both of those are G and raising more than one aptitude is already hard enough with the RNG based on several factors. You could also just buy ウマプラン and get what you want all the time with any character.
>>558940078>>558940169are they actually cancelling? it's a whole month away, nothing ever lasts more than a week anymore.
>>558939753>reverse Urara challenge Might be interesting.
>>558939743Probably SiL>No SiLUhh, Larc El? They did just add her to the bluetix shop. But if you have maxed Teio or Air Groove it might be better to just run them and forfeit the skills instead for the card effects.
>>558940337Unless the track gets hit or most of the racers drop out i doubt they will cancel
That girl ain't right.
>>558940337They won't unless there's a keiba hating fag in iran that specifically sends a missile meydan's way. But I think fewer overseas competitors would be coming even if they open up the airspace soon
clueless trainer: MOMMY AND BOYFAGGOT THREESOME WOOOO
>>558940319>spoileri couldn't understand how it worked anyway
>>558940710imma be honest her haircut looks like the barber fucked her shit up
>>558940337Well the owners need to make their decision early before shipping their horses ~1 week prior the race
I found an actual guide to min-maxing in BD, will post in the next OP.
>>558944784Post it naow.
Even Rijicho can't make this feel special>>558945051https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ibD_nSFr923JtCxRS7GJikwY9csnMBkfRzsLnew5jvg/edit?usp=sharing
>kigi draw gentil and Still 3P>still didn't get fuckedfking gay...
>No Ai ギフト vocalCYGAAAAAY.
gurunee-san's genes...
>MCR ShakurA month of torment
>>558946165I fucking love shakur
>>558940258>>558940586yeah i guess i'll just stick to using teio/guru neei'll still be borrowing the 'meta' MLB stam that i don't have at all and i don't want to waste selectors/rainbow stones on a 0 lb one
>stego visits from the monthly ticketHell yeah
>>558936660>descended from seeking the pearlhuh
>>558945326Wanna switch? I'd rather have more Bright in my life.
The urge to smash yanko umanko grows stronger.
Think of Shin
>>558948054nyo
Is there complete info on how the new spurt mechanic works yet?
This girl is genuinely autistic. Still the most normal triple tiara so far though.
>>558948507if it wasn't for her salty tryhard attidute, Ai would be fairly normal girl.Never expected that she is capable of taking care other people without bragging it. Except for the part of dealing Fusupan.
why she is looking at me like that?
>>558949058you probably have a vodka t-shirt on
>didn't even want the Triple Tiara, she just wanted to beat Lala>her only goal is to winWhile I admire how dedicated she is to winning, I feel really bad for Lala and any other girls with actual, deeper reason for running the tiara races. Their once in lifetime dream is about to be crushed by Ai simply because she can.
>>558949058mentally ill horse
>>558949408She's such a fucking bully bros...
>>558949524Excuse me, she's a mystic.
>>558949408remider she had fun beating up her juniors. truly a pyscho.
>>558949619sorry thats my badmentally ill mystic horse
>>558949540bullying my penis
>>558949883And she spent her day off beating her friends. I'm surprised she even have any friends when she's like this.
>>558950273>ai drags you into a competition for nights nonstop because she can’t win
>>558950273>ai spent her day off beating her friendstruly more anal than Still, Gentil and Ramonu combined. lmao
>>558949408>head empty, only winning
>>558950867>Almond Eye, I've heard that you aim to enter the Oka Sho. You are a strong runner with potential to become the next Triple Tiara winner, so tell me, why do you run?>I just want to win :DDDDDDD>............huh? Is that it?Even dad was baffled.
>>558950598>Ramonu: obsessed with racing>Still: obsessed with love>Gentil: obsessed with power>Ai: obsessed with winningSo what’s Tact?
>>558951386camping
Senpais, when did they add hidden inherit skills like ビュービュー?
>>558951386>>558951428Hunting.
>>558951386tact is obsessed with (me)
Indy Champ won
Coney marked Alankar the whole race but got blocked as she was trying to break from the outside. Very unfortunate.
>dupe halloween cringe from a 3* ticket>newma from a 2* ticketNot bad
LEBENSSTIL COMING IN FROM THE BACK
>>558952806What back, he was behind hades the whole time. But that was some forceful riding by tosaki, opening that block
>>558952913I misread the number and thought he was further behind than he actually was
>Coney got 13thI hope she's alright.
Why she so fucking smug lmao
I Was Kicked From My S+ Rank Circle So Now I Live A Slow Life Making Sports Shoes (And Occasionally Sashes) With My Former Trainees
real
>>558954565She has received word from the 3 goddesses that she is guaranteed to win. So she's waiting to destroy her competition.
Cool, I guess.
>>558951434last year
>1.0 odds>wins
>>558955237
It's such a juxtaposition seeing how goofy and lighthearted the Uma in America winning live is in comparison to how I actually feel about this damn country.
>>558955953USA in umaworld must be less tense than IRL...yet wars still happened anyway.
>>558933887sssseeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxx
Ai has lost to ToreASMR for the 9th straight time
>>558955953I'm sorry you feel that way.Well, if it can make you feel any better there's this little game that always makes me smile. Why don't you give it a try?It's about counting off as many words that begin with a specific sound as you can.Maybe the long oo sound this time, like so:Oof.Ooze.Oops.Shit, what else is there? Oo. Oo, Ooooooo...U U U U U U U U U U U U UMAU U U U UMAUMA IN AMERICA
finally an actual no AIslop umanko of Hope and Fami...although artist fk it up and Hope's boobs are too flat
>>558957316She'll win next time. It's not like she keeps intentionally losing so she can challenge her trainer over and over again or anything.
whenever i see lala i want sex
>>558957506I fucking hate you.
>>558958083Would you prefer smug Kyoto lala, or broken by Ai lala?
>>558959401Smug kyo-onna broken by torena Lala
>>558959479Who would win in a trainer enslavement race, Ai or Lilac?
>>558959589Orfe would probably summon the whole Stego gang if (you) actually tried that.
Vodka...
I am happy Taisei Vogue winning Tulip sho, I always believed she has potential after her run at Hanshin JF. looking forward to see her Classic runbut man, seeing nips shitting on Contrail's child is kind of funny.he doesn’t have a single classic runner among his offspring yet, even though he’s been bred with high-quality mares from Shadai.it would be funny if Blaenavon performed well in the Spring stakes and went on to run in the Satsuki sho.Indy Champ is a really underrated sire. his kids have delivered solid performances so far, hope his kids keep doing well in the future.
>>558929221Singular panel of aftermath pregnancy.
>>558957736This artist always nerfs the tits.
>>558954683ive read/seen enough of this slop to know the shoes mc makes give speed boosts
any clubs accepting sweepers next month
>>558958259You're welcome burgeranon.
>>558962413>Epipipipi completely unrepentant compared to the Kita version of this comicTacto, your slut dad...
>>558960907If Indy Champ failed as a sire, stego lineage is done...
Globalbab question, when does affinity get changed to only count for G1 wins? If this update happens early, will it still be worth making parents in MANT instead of just URA?
>>558962413That's my boy.
>>558962413proud of you son
It's like I'm really playing iM@S.
>>558933887Crown!?
>>558960907>Mare quality 3 times as high as the others>On average only produce 1.26x better kids Yeah not looking that good...
>>558962742>when does affinity get changed to only count for G1 wins?What? Nothing changed, G1s boosting parent compatibility has been in the game since launch.
>>558960907People are just desperate for a successor to Pui.
>>558963329Currently all graded races count in global I believe, then apparently an update changed to only G1s boosting compatibility.
>>558963329nta but I think he means the change where G1s give more compatibility but G2s and G3s stop giving it entirely
>>558959479>Keep cucking her race for no reason>Snapped and now tries to steal her trainer out of spiteAi...
https://youtu.be/evayysKQ-mY
>>558963606>bouquet keeps dying
I need healing...
>>558963546Ai is like Jason Voorhees, but instead of killing Lala, she just shows to upstage her at everything. There's no reasoning with her, you can't stop her, you can't escape her, and, worst of all, you don't even know why she's doing this.
>>558964385She can fix me...
>>558964616But you're not even broken...
>>558964713If you would please refer to the link...https://youtu.be/aYErFMmDBb8?si=FAxbpocpHuk0suOV
>>558963606
>>558965585Delete this
Yami Vacchi...
>>558965585Why did she do it, bros?
>>558965661>Rulership>アニメ版Which one is the angel and which one is the devil?
>>558965585
first time running air bags after months of dropping her because she didn't give me her wedding outfit.also my first run in her 3 star form, and one of her events had me relieving her of her stress in my apartmentwhat the fuck? why is rudolf enabling torenarape?!isn't she StuCo president?!?!?!seriously, it feels ooc for an upstanding student to allow, and even encourage such a thing
>>558966725oops, wrong thread
https://x.com/pakatube/status/2028062136916947005
As an anon said, perfectly valid crashout. Now I want Lala so I can give her the tiara she deserves.
>>558965585AAAIIIEE
Epiiiiii
>>558967468I wonder how inflated and skilled up Ai will be in Lala's campaign. Because she basically curbstomps the entire competition that classic round.
Look at evil Cheval
SUS
Maru-chan why.... why kill Bouquet...
Sasuga Aamondo Aiiiiieee.
Apple time again?
>>558973604SEX
Romantic warrior running in QE2C before the final leg of triple crown, which will help him defend the earnings leader even if ebayan wins DWC. Some talk about saudi next year but take that with a grain of salt
Orfe, your beautiful daughter...
>>558973817It is always slender uma sexo time.
poor bouquet.....
>>558974132Does Lalatorena need to go questing on behalf of her daddy Orfe to secure her hand in marriage?
>>558974347He must rise through the Stego mafia family ranks to officially enter a relationship with the daughter of the boss' son.
bouquet is so cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzEMFhpfFtwBouquet POV is healing
>>558977081Lala-chan you cunning woman... how could you
I want to fuck this apple
I want to fuck this bird
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIiiiiiii
evil...
Ai being terrible at controls is very funny
https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/2028074322372514025LOL
>>558968065Why does Kaneko refuse the call? We need her.
Trainer is sooo fucked
>>558922850she's so bad at video games.. it's funny how the fanarts are real
https://x.com/syrmaumauma/status/2028065290718982258ohimba...
>>558978652>the next generation is just going to be spe again
>>558978869We get to use this pic more than once now.
