>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>558865169
I have a hangover and I want to die
Why are frenzied flame fags so annoying
Last 3 threads or so have been pretty dogshit
goon session when?
>>558947254last three years of my life have been dogshit
gg small dog, no fun spells edition
Devil won
>come back to nightreign after playing some other games>all the games i played had dodge bound to A so now i'm jumping by accidentthe whole jump system and pressing Y to grab stuff was a mistake
good try
>>558947707this but the last 5 or so >>558948296
devilshitter.....
noob
>>558948324I'm incredibly sad. It wasn't supposed to be like that.
>>558948701do you need a hug?
>>558948701stop being a noob
>>558945061I was avoiding the threads while playing the DLC. But midway, I thought it was ass and stopped playing. Went to the threads, and saw a webm of Radahn and just laughed. It looked so bad, I felt entirely vindicated for dropping the DLC.
>>558948701shit overleveled player
>>558948853You shouldn't, tere were at MOST 3 bosses counting Radahn that you can complain about without being a bitch ass motherfucker.
>>558948775Should I bite the bullet, and just download the practice mod? There are so many nuances that I've yet to learn. And it seems like the only way to learn them is to just die to them.All of my deaths this fight were just things that caught me off guard.1. I thought the first bird was dead, so I was preparing to move on, when suddenly it kills me. Like how was it still alive? Or did a second bird actually sneak up and kill me. I don't know.2. A bird hits me from behind. And then it takes that pose where it's hands are down, and it's looking up at the sky. So I figure I'll just drink real fast to reactivate my full hp damage negation. But the bird tricked me. It wasn't at rest, it immediately goes into a combo as soon as I press the flask button, so I have no choice but to take the attack straight to the face.3. When the bird did the ground slam, I dodged the third big slam, and I remembered this time that it leaves a splash of energy on the floor. So I actively look at the ground to make sure I'm not in the splash zone. I was so confident that I had an attack opportunity when I saw I was safe. But... I was wrong. While it appeared I was safe, the energy erupted up and killed me.The first one can be considered a dumb mistake. Not ensuring the bird is dead before attempting to move on. But the second and third is just plain ignorance. I simply didn't know the one bird was tricking me, and I didn't know that the energy splash extends a little farther out. If I had known, I would have waited to heal, and perhaps did an extra safety roll, or try to move farther away from the splash.I'm just sad. That fight was supposed to be redemptive. But it was in a way, more of a failure than the last. Despite what I think was a good try by everyone.
>>558949810I'm happy for you or sorry that happened
I keep trying to make Rellana's swords work but it's just so much worse than using basically anything else.I could pull out two fucking Greatswords I'm not even moderately well spec'd for and still deal 1.5x the damage if not double, all while doing some actual fucking poise damage.
i think it's safe to reveal that my tarnished probably fucked yours
>>558949810I'm not reading all that but yeah you can see what pattern its going to do (the star or the ring) and if you're in the middle you're not only safe from both, but also aside from parrying it is by far the biggest opening you get to fuck them up as a melee
>>558949810>creasytroon essay melty
gg big horse
the burnt ivory king fight is kino and I'm sick of pretending otherwise
>>558950291That's quite the hot take! What next are you going to say Fume Knight is le kino too!?
>>558949810i agree (did not read)
>>558950080I didn't get to see what pattern it was, because I didn't target it in time. I just assumed star, and rolled back and to the side and prayed I wasn't in the star's pattern. I was so glad I wasn't inside, but then it hit me anyway, so I guess I was still inside of the hitbox. Or maybe my pinky toe touched the graphic. I dunno. But next time I'll try to be farther.>and if you're in the middle you're not only safeWhat do you mean by that? You can stay close when they do that attack? Is it safe to stay close?
>>558948790I love Mickey so much>>558948853Trust me, you were and you made the right choice
>>558950345fume knight is good but not kino
>>558949116>He only thinks of bossesYou'll never understand. You're bossbrained.
>>558950667to be fair, fromsoft is bossbrained at this point
>>558950632Ivory King has better presentation and build-up but as an actual fight, Fume Knight clears everything in the game.
>>558950787You… are sadly more correct than I care to admit or think about… grim…
>>558950787It was very obvious to me. Which is why I quit.
sorry i jobbed D:
mistakes were made
gg bears lmao, really nice getting shouted at mid-air while i jumped off the castle
why am I so ass I need a strong erg to coach me...
@tr*shYour current vod is not archived. Fix it.
>>558952626This anon can’t get enough of trish. Maybe he wants to marry her.
saw someone doing massive damage with undertakerhis relics were normal and he was called "allCEisLoser" but we reached level 15 before night 1 although we did go through the hollow castle no crystal buff so we killed a lot of shitss is day 2
>>558952881His name is an obvious give-away (projection)
>>558952626Done
>>558952704terr can never be honest with himself about his feelingsjust the way he is
>>558953819cute desu
thanks for the carry :(were you guys rolling through his ice-up crust up thingy?
gg dragon
>>558954094Yeah you can roll it but you have to be locked into her as the hitbox goes outwards
all me btw
>>558954094You usually dont have to, just keep your stamina up and always prioritize staying under the dragon over winding up a spell.
>>558952626I put it to publish as im streamingalso q up please I wanna do a last one, my friend wants me to try helldivers 2 havent played in months
>>558954146>>558954192i see i see - thanks!
>>558954391what's your steam
dead thread...
>>558955743you mean the time of day when both EU and NA are asleep has a lull in thread activity?! say it ain't soi do find the baker removing nightreign from the thread name super funny because an elden ring only general wouldn't survive
Sad
It hurts
>>558956078me too. why are you sad?
>>558954854169114320
>>558956078Don't be sad anon I love you mwah
>>558956078>>558956253*hugs*
>>558956252>>558956078Did you break up with your boyfriend?
gg hors
gg horse thank you for playiiing. i appreciate you!
>>558956501Yeah it hurts so much i can't take it
>>558956789why did he leave?
>>558955743That’s for the best. The faster we are, the worse we get…
>>558939065even doe currydip and dinglejeet were exposed to be the ones spamming xher's beastiality fetish
>>558957032I dont know
>>558958196are you being serious
>>558958314Yes
>>558958496how long were you two together?
>>5589585693 weeks
>>558958768okay, unless you're fucking with me, you're an idiot
everyone loves magical trevor because the tricks that he does are ever so clever
>>558957538I love busted ass wheelchair builds
>>558960225Shut up mushjeeta no one asked
Do japs use wheelchair like we use "crutch"?
ranni is so breedable
>>558947254Brother every erg thread has been dogshit since a month after dlc
>>558961830Not sure. But I think they're using it in the sense of the player having a "handicap". Which in competition, is used to mean that the player is given an advantage. The handicap is meant to even out the competition. Presuming that one side is much greater in skill than the other side. So by giving the weaker player a handicap, you give them a fighting chance to win. However, too large of a handicap can make the weaker side too strong. So the joke here, is to depict characters with massive advantages as severely handicapped.
>>558963996thanks grok
>>558961830me when the mark is on cooldown
>>558964834we know, deviljeeta
>>558963202Even this one?
wake up boxy, time to stream
>>558966343It's going to be!
>>558966502This thread is high quality
gg libra. We didn't need those less likelies afterall.Though, for the first half of the expedition, it felt like all aggro was on me. Like when we fought the first invader. I was last to arrive, but as soon as I got there, he jumps straight after me for some reason.And when we fought the second invader, again I was the last to arrive, but the invader turns the corner already attacking, as if she was targeting me through the wall.The grafted scion kept turning on me. And the royal revanent kept turning to me every time I struck it once.
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
Bros, I become addicted to pot. Can't believe fire pots used to be unlimited but I didnt play Scholar then, still he is hella fun to play.
there was that one time of everyone mogging, seething and mewing streaking about how to cancel the horse rush but this is my take on it
>>558966440the genius stremer that has never 3 bar'd is awake anon
>>558967981everyone already knows about this retard it's not special
>>558966679Two little libras in a row. Collecting less likelies for no reason.
>>558968738back then nobody mentioned this, including you even though you participated in the shit flinging as you always do... brownie sweatie
>>558969517except for the fact this is a post dlc webm which means you didn't do this back then either. by that time, everyone knew about it. nice try shitter faggot
>>558970120except I did, too bad you dark fattie creature hahaha
queue?
>>558970487>except I didproof?
>>558970690Of you being retarded? That's self evident!
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421 cutting f*ckers in half
>>558971018>no proof>just pure brown copeyou lost. i accept your concession
>>558968998Calm lil caligo win. I'm going to take a break.
>>558971662same, gg.
What if patches was in nightreign
DISTURBING THE JEETLOOK INTO MY EYES
gg i didnt know innate fire weapons lost their ability to remove frost if they were buffed. at least w/ the holy charge attack buff on that elenora poleblade
>>558973621ggs wyld & duch
>>558973621gg bugs, yeah only the top element counts for thatsame thing happens with the sword of night and flame or any elements you apply
>>558968174post your you know what
gg dog>>558975137post youryouknowwhat first
>>558971401>i-i accept y-your concessionHAHAHAHA
I wanna play NR rn
>>558971028concha de tu madre estremer esponola pero chat ingles
>>558975749jajaja mierda
>>558967981True, but that's not as fun.
>>558975681Our meeleclvse qveen
>>558976441Trish looks like this
>>558976576No, he looks like a Latinx man.
>>558976576Don't talk about a mexican teenage boy like this you faggot maggot
>>558976576why do erg girls have such fat tits
>>558976762enderlilliesfan is flat
>>558948853Omg heckin' kino
>>558976973flat is justice
>>558977386holy reddit
>>558976973naizuri...
>>558975681where's your goonveil niggy
This general has a porn addiction problem.
>>558979362crush their skulls with stone hammers
>>558979671lmao that got me
gg balansaars
which nightfarer is the most khazarcoded?
>>558980065balansaar bloody benchod bastards ggs
>>558979362And I have a cum addiction aswell
I have seen like 3 greatbow dormant power guys and none of them used the jump cancel technique, is it bad in this game or something
>>558979671>guardianaccurate
>>558979671Most successful run with a Guardian be like>Level 13-14>Castle only half cleared>0 damage negations for you and the other teammate (He hoarded them all)
>>558979671You are going to trigger them
>>558964834We know, practinx
>>558981498based lolcow
>>558981498Based. Let them trigger the lolcow. Send him back to /v/.
>>558976762trish, zdrada, cupcake…>>558976973>>558977386ender, shifty, cc…
>>558981498you do realize it's making fun of shartdians right
>>558982234Cupcake is a man
>>558981956>>558981956based birdcow cope>>558982292Let them cope, being the weakest character has really done a number on them.
>>558977952You bodied that low test pedo, well done.
>DOS is a birdjeet mainoh no no no dear god no pffffffffffft
im too poor for ntr, has the game actually ever fucking gone on sale
>>558979671too real
>>558983152ntr is pretty good and popular, you should get into it
sorry for short jobbing stream im kinda tired i slept like 3 hours
>>558982908We all are, it drives the lolcow nuts.
>>558983637Do nusois really?
>>558983637nooo my comfy gaming asmr stream for sleep...
sorry idk how you weren't in that warming stone aoe it was lv3 it really could have got you up
Holy shit. Just wanted to get some D0 practice in for ED Libra, but encountered the laggiest game in a while. There was so much lag, I couldn't pick up the first orb of the game. After attempting to pick up the sword a few times, the orb just vanished. I was able to pick up the latter orbs, but suuuuuuper delayed.The names of the players didn't sound Chinese. Heather was blue, and Zeus was green. But for the entire match, it was laggy as fuck.We get to the boss, and we're doing relatively ok. But my team 3 bars before I 1. Still, the boss is down to like 1/10th of its health. But everything is so laggy, I end up falling. However, Heather has a wending grace and picks me up. But then she falls shortly after, and then I fall again and we lose.Checking Heather's steam profile, it says she's from the US. HOWEVER, checking her friends, she has a suspicious amount of Japanese friends. So I think I actually got matched with a secret Japanese.Zeus's profile is private. But he has a cute japanese anime girl as a profile pic, and uses a single Chinese character in his name. So he's probably another Chinese weeb.They honestly weren't bad players. If we had a better connection, we might have won that.
>trash can't win consistently without balancer Duchess HAHAHAHA
>>558983152Nightreign went on sale once that I remember
>>558983995Heh Im glad you can use it for that anon, it's why I decided to go for just low ingame music volume to keep it chill
>>558963202That’s fairly true>>558966440Dog girl sex
>>558984160Goddamni*!!!
>>558983805YWNBAS>>558983152No and it won’t for at least another few months because Bamco are extremely greedy
>>558983676There's like 1 birdjeet main out of say 14 regulars still on the pw. Ydnptg
>>558984152Classic Heather and Zeushate those guys
>>558984442Closer to 14 out of 14.
>>558984613Ydnptg birdcow
I like how Remance has played bird theyre agressive, use diff weapons and shit
>>558975472>>558977386>>558983676Good posts that triggered some seething queer nice work
>>558983538In Pakistan sure
>>558984665>>558984442You exposed the threadschizo, well done, he is already samefagging.
>>558984816knotted
>>558984740>carried laggard You can probably get away with sub-par gameplay if you live on the otherside of the planet in some favela slum like him and practinx.
>>558984152Is this a reddit post
>>558985085It's a creasytroon post-match melty essay, so basically yes.
>>558984816For the collection
>>558984767Right on time for the mass reply shitposting.
Most mentally stable ergite?
>>558984396IWABAS
erg is finished
ergyogurts must shut it down
Post fat nightfarers
>>558985226Is the mass reply in the room with us right now?
>>558985331cc
its called ergods get it right
>>558985226you seem… upset?
ergoyim*
>>558985331Practice, he's actually some boomer uncle that doesn't even read the thread
>>5589853313bar doll
jewnine media
>>558985784I do think using the pw while never interacting with people in the thread is kind of a schyzo behavior.
>>558985808>>558985651>naming all the AGP cutiesfunny
>>558985897>someone's not avatarfagging like my tranny ass? That is so schizo, bro!
>>558985226>anon calls the schizo out>damage control immediately ensuesI'm noticing.
network error can make you lose points in depths? seriously?
>>558985959>cutiesWhat if they're fat and hairy?
>>558985651>has a melty every time xhe loses xher streakgood one
>>558985707>>558985631>>558984767Don’t trigger it please it’s already spamming his schizophrenic nonsense and talking to himself it’s too early for this
>>558983676thousands of us ?
>>558985959There are no trannies here except for one
>>558986387Gorillions, even. The /dsg/xister mantra.
>>558986290cc is a calm and collected girl.
>>558985226you exposed that freak, well done.
>>558985196Not every post is a "melty" ya know.
>>558987020Wrong x 2
>>558985226to be fair it's less egregious now than when xhe used to pull shit like this before, xhe is probably too scared of being reported and getting banned
>>558987852Every creasyjeet post is a melty thoughbeit
Wylder I'm pregnant... It's Revenant's...
>>558984740How can you figure out what remembrance is doing when he’s teleporting across your screen every millisecond
>>558988194Tits should be way bigger from being pregnant
GG Heolstor.Big damage from everyone this run.2.5k damage with mighty shot.
>>558989358ggs I keep forgetting I don't have restage dodge on this build and I have muscle memory to trade hits with it
>>558988194>>558989153nah she threw guardian in the oven and ate him
>>558984816dog with no ap up killed me with a regular attack at 1300 hp with 32% negation at full and 12% physI think Vigor+3 unironically would've won that game
>>558990070a lot of the time when that happens its because something chipped you down 1 hp and removed your full hp negation
>>558989676>>558988194Chicken
>>558986321he’s still going yeah what a weird faggot freak honestly
>>558989564Cute…>>558989676This is the ideal scenario
>>558985651>>558985808>>558985959I miss 3bar doll and cc Extremist please bring them back
>>558984816>recluse that isn’t skorvan or sludgeHonestly near guaranteed loss.
>>558991732>zero correlation
thx 4 le carry
>>558991981gg big dick damage from marz
>>558991920>any r*cluse>goodlol
>>558991981I got my rev game so I'm happy now lol, ggs
>>558950080>>558954391>>558956583>>558971028>>558966343God you’re so cute…
>God you’re so cute…
>>558992437sexoooooooo
>>558975681i look like that
>>558992489wtf trish looks like this?
good morning erg!!!
>>558992489don't dox the mushjeet like this saar
>>558992648good morning ryaposter
>>558991981queue up again shitters
>>558992648Lazy cunt
>>558992437would ruin all my future generations and turn the rest of my family tree brown for this
>>558992489god i want to impregnate toki
Sheesh. I was working *this* hard, and we only got him down to 50% of his health.It's just not fair. As soon as we finish killing the condemned, he summons more. And you can't ult him out of the summon.
>>558992642I wnoder if Trish looks more like mexican andy or more like Nezuk
>first DoN 3, playing Recluse>disoriented because no markers on map, wtf is going on>5 first minutes spent at level 1 doing absolutely nothing>im starting to panic but teammates (guardian/ironeye) are relaxing>both fucking around looting trash crates>they look like they've been in this level for YEARS>birdbro going in one direction archer in the other, I follow them at random>they dont ping anything until they are STANDING ON IT>both doing seemingly random shit ignoring each other>both arbitrarily ignore trash mobs, red mobs, gaols, minibosses that'd take no time to kill>ironeye pings mine, we get in there, he stays out to kill dogs outside>ignore easy boss kill after night invader to rush to the next objective>green man goes solo against bosses in the rot wood before picking the big flower, keeps dying to random stupid shit>bird looting corpses while I run back and forth getting objectives>we make it to slaglord at level 14>winI don't think im built for this
>>558992648shit overleveled snake
>>558992846irl stuff calls
>>558993360noob
Randoms it is then
>>558988163dressing cute for her wyldman
>>558992489What a sex beast you can tell he fucks endless pussy >>558993526Her too
>>558988163I'm going to masturbate
>>558992437>>558994161>Wylder in the backYJK
>>5589924897/10 would be better with more hair
>>558994368why?
https://files.catbox.moe/8a0oh7.jpg
>>558994269>>558994529You haven't seen your penis in years get off it dude. Instead get on a treadmill and lose some goddamn weight.
>>558994636because I'm horny
>>558992764hi!>>558992850im not lazy my remote team is american and has me living nocturnal atm!>>558993597Rya is not overlevelled her vigour must be like 27 tops!
>>558995801I hate you
what does erg think
thinker
>>558996032I would still hug you and sit next to you and excitedly cheer you on for your game anon! if you'd let me!
gg nightreign
>>558996317gg
>some enemies in the base game have a quick and strong lateral attack>it's meant to keep you from hugging the side of large enemies whose attacks don't reach there>some enemies in SOTE have a quick and strong lateral attack>they will proactively and frequently turn around just to hit you with it It's not the worst design choice the DLC makes but it peeves me off a little.
Unrelated but I still don't know how to dodge the Heolstor nuke consistently nor that one attack where he stabs the ground twice
>>558996534you dodge
>>558996534me neither i just run away from it lol
>>558996534The heolstor nuke is just the hotdog nuke with a smaller window so it's a bit harder to dodge. His 2nd sword ground slam is mega delayed. You have to dodge when the sword is already coming down.
>>558992648>>558995801>>558996240snek
>>558996240I'm going to rape you and then behead you
>>558995801>meet a cute girl>she [betrays you/is evil/is insane/is beyond doomed]what did fromsoft mean by this...in a game all about player expression why do they not let me express my love for this snake...
I miss wheel-anon...
>>558996761behead and then rape
>>558996706cute n happy well-hydrated snakey which I love, do you remember were you here for when that one anon posted a bunch of his pet snakes? I think about them often they were all so cute
>>558996606I do this but I see people roll it so confidently it's kinda crazy>>558996657I can't dodge the dog nuke consistently either, honestly ED dog is the hardest boss in the game for me, the hwole thing is just extremely tight dodges
>>558997015not every gimmick needs to be spammed
This is baby easy difficulty. How do you guys stand this every expedition? The red Balancer is nothing short of an occasional get out of jail free card.
>>558996997This game isn't about player expression? You can keep her safe and sound in the manor where you can visit her and bring her prawn to drop nearby. Or, if you really love her, you don't erase her memory, you are honest with her and inspire her to follow her own path, and wish her well until you can meet again.
>>558997205because of muh dopamine hits from seeing big numbers
>>558997413I'd rather get mine from pulling off flashy moves tbqh
>dodging horse
>horsing dodge
he said this horse gon get me right out of dodge
>dodging fulGOD understandable desu
>>558997521>flashy moveswrong game series unfortunately, DMC5 is down the block and still the greatest action game of the Heisei Period
>>558997681Half the players here still job to horse frequently
I use lightning spear Revenant against horse because it makes the fight challenging as fuck
>>558993360I did it!It was a good fight. No cheese or anything. We just did enough damage to outpace libra's bullshit. But otherwise, it was hard fought. And I didn't fall once during the boss!Ironeye felt better against libra this time, because with 2 skills, and a skill cooldown, I was able to zip around a lot.Also, it finally happened. After 400 expedition hours, the crab by the spirit spring in the water finally killed me as I was about to take the spring.
>>558998550Oh and my partners were Taiwanese and Mongolian. Yet the connection was very smooth.
>>558996761>>558997057You haven't seen your penis in years get off it dude. Instead get on a treadmill and lose some goddamn weight.
>>558994762You seem upset. Get help for that
>>558998929>>558998550good job, now you are ready to get in depth and soon with erg.
>>558998061>Heisei PeriodWhat is that
>>558995542Expressing her love for her Wyldman <3
>>558996706>>558996240>>558995801>>558997060Best girlShould have gotten her own game
those two are verbatim the same post jsyk reports for that aren't as ignored
>>558975472>still no proof>still seethingkek
gg practicimo i llove you
Meu guia
>>558999296We had a fight and don't want to see each other
I don't dodge anything because I'm bad and will need carried regardless
GG
gg regular dog
>>559001149>we all are carried shitters like me!kys
>1/3>2/3>1/3Sis... Why did you block me...
tard wrangling randos on everdark libra is hilarious. had probably a legit 15 minute ordeal
>>558999904What's up with the late reply? Had to go buy some adult diapers for your fat sperg ass?>s-still se-seethingMore like you're still CRYING HAHAHA
>"This is baby easy difficulty. How do you guys stand this every expedition? The red Balancer is nothing short of an occasional get out of jail free card."regards, Sixth sense fists user
>>558997109Listen for the sound
>>558997015terr lolcow names?
>>559001614>continued troon meltykino
>>558999428I already play depths with /erg/. I'm just doing D0 ed libra for practice. So when the day finally arrives when I encounter him in the depths, I won't completely fold under pressure.I haven't been counting, But as luck would have it, I've only encountered him maybe 2 or 3 times in the depths. He's a rare sight. Still. I want to be ready.
and I done said no thank you mr. goatmama din't raise me to take no shit from demons
Lol at the jeet meltdown last thread can we get some more. I don't even play anymore I just want to read the posts
>>559002663Speaking of your own weirdo life again, are we? Very daring and fresh! Sad, even! Maybe your daily troon melties will eventually land you something of value in your disabled life hahaha
I was there gg clumsyCHAD
gg clumsy 1 shotting bird
>>559004361gg bros chill soviet balancers
always fun finding erg gear in the wild
>>559003773We know you don't threadshitter
>>559001729I am honored to have someone permaseething about me.
What's the funnest weapon and/or ash to abuse poise break on enemies? For PVE specifically.
>>559004962torch CR2
>>559004962Serpent Hunter and the Alabaster sword have amazing charged attack motion values.
>>559004854Is that how you cope with being exposed as a shitter every thread?
>>559005214>>559004854you're both annoying faggots, shut the fuck up
>>558996534For the double stab, the first stab is well telegraphed, from prep stance he will raise the sword slightly and it's my cue to roll. For the second stab, i roll when the sword is slightly aimed at the ground
gg dreglord
>>559005378Do revtroons really?
>>559005378what is this cute bullshit
>>559006012>birdjeetI would have dodged
>>559005045 (Me)Meant for >>559004120
Sirs…it’s time to redeem the queue. A recluse has arrived.
>>559007203Yes ma'am I will redeeming and fuck you in the mouth and vagene okay am queueing now okay?
>>559007203Brown slampig
>>559007307I don't think you know what that word means newfriend
Is Convergence fun?
>>559008291Ask chatgpt
>>559007827are you a slampig?
>>558948853>I got filtered and looked online for affirmationKek
>>558986475Who’s the one
>>559009659ShiftyDuck
>>559009051Yes I am a BBS (Big Beautiful Sissy)
>>559009659>>559009827Nah thats cardboard cupcake
>>558986475>>559009827>>559010654and trish thats 3
I had a nightmare that I was in a 3 hour invasion where a streamer kept reinvading and dying while I was hiding and at the last stretch I used an estoc to push the shitter host down a hole and won and then the streamer pointed down at me
That Streamer's name? Trish
>>559009827Shiftyduck is not trans>>559010654This>>559010792Trish is a teenage boy everything he said was purely for attention and ragebait
>shitdel just drive by target switching to meProud to slop
gg gigadel but bringing haloslop? come on hes already free...makes the fight faster at least, i guess
>>559010654>>559010792And yys, zdrada, ender lillies, 3bar doll, monica, mellow
>connection error
>>559011154I was going to use family heads but the game ate my preset. I also don’t like fighting adel
just rolled this
>>559011328The dodger strikes again.
gg sleeping godskin apostle
>>559011394liar, you cheated it in
>>558991920>recluse that isn’t skorvan or sludgeI preffer Trish's recluse, she uses cool coctails more consistently
>>559005402Got their asses
>>559011768You like trish’s recluse because you get to think of her as a brown bimbo with fat titties whenever you see her
>>559011908Yeah maybe, but she also uses cocktails more
>>559011967cocktails are negative dps and dogshit, stfu
What ash of war should I put on my zweihander for a fresh run?
>>559012279giant hunt
>>559012279Cragblade
I need a BBS Revenant gf (male)
>>559012279the one that lets you shoot wind projectiles, storm... somethingit might not be available for colossal swords though
>>559011079i cheerlead like this for erg DoN players in my heart
>>559011768>>559011908>>559011967>she
>>559012603I love you thanks for that mega cute
Can you guys stop talking about porn for one second
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2AeE4GqB_k Shifty with her newest build be like
her
>>559012835>fistslopevery duchess has played that build before
>>559012835*cc
>>559011119>>559011079>>559010878>>559007203>>559005378She’s so cute and attractive………………..
uoohhh doll tummy,,,erotic ToT
Why did they make Revenant so sexy I don't get it
>>559012279RKR
>>559013319I look like this
>>559013729shut up trooncake
i need to pee but im q
ITS GOT WHAT IT TAKESSO TELL ME WHY CANT THIS BE LOOOOVVEEEE
>>559013795>>559013729why does this obese troon come to the one of the only places left on the internet where its still ok to call him a man or """""the T slur"""" every day?
queue plz
>>559001503ZAMN FromSlop plays like ****THAT****????
>NR an erp shithole>all other souls games are dead >bloodborne drama >lance mcdonald making an ass of himself in front of the whole community again>now in march and still no sign of duskbloods or the ER portgod just announce or show something PLEASE
>>559007203talk about being constructed to serve and pleasure alabaster poles……….
>>559014265Frfr. Shit is bussin no cap
>>559014278We used to wait years for games you brainfried zoomer
>>559013795Mommy clapcake is in vacation for 1 week she won't post btw
>>559014074how does it FEEEEEL seath? to be a bitch?
>>559014525>sour grapes jaded troonillenial seethekino
This relic effect is so fucking funny with randoms.I'm just off to the side killing mobs while they're starting bosses. They always start dying and/or furiously spam pinging the boss, then I show up while the boss still is still at ~80% hp and it dies in seconds.
>>559014673more like to be a BVLL havelkeks in shambles
>posts a sexy pic anon could like>OH MY GOD THIS GENERAL IS FILLED WITH ERP IT'S UNUSABLE I'M LITERALLY CRYING RN
>>559014525Dev cycles used to be way shorter desu
>>559014635How do you know?
>>559014885Poignant post that sent the chudcels flying nice work
>>559014885that’s just terr having a melty again he would be doing and saying the same thing regardless
>>559015280Can you please stop namedropping yourself out of nowhere terr
Once again, way over prepared for base pest. I can't wait for the next game to be a luck deprived ED boss.
>>559015156>lefttroon copecinema
>find full hp negation>Run is good>Don't find full HP negation>Run is badI'm noooooticing....
>>559014994creepy...
>>559011768Don't talk about yourself in the 3rd person trash. You are the worst recluse in this thread, including cocktails-only zorban and melee venemous.
>>559015539umm your grapple bleed for successive lil bro?
gg gote
Raider's cock in Duchess' pink puss.
>>559015816What the FUCK?!
>>559011768Cocktails should basically never be used
>>559015816>>559015925Meant to type *Wylder sorry
OH MY GOD STOP DODGING. JUST SUCK IT UP.
>>559015991>>559015816>>559015925Meant to type *Revenant sorry
>>559015594what's your angle
Guardian's BBC in Duchess' pink puss.
>>559016262what do bird penises look like
>>559016247You're a dude avatarfagging as a little girl with a pastel palette, it's pretty obvious what I'm getting at.
Duchess is for incest sex only
>>559015386
Incest """sex""" where Wylder watches her with Guaredian
massive copeduchess needs a real man and not some tiny white clitty like wilder
>>559016816>>559016743>SAAR posts
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421 hallo I took a phat nap, SURELY I won't job now
>>559014525they used to get something out every other year until ering actually now the "something" is some zoomer asset reuse slop, we're lucky NR actually turned out to be fun
>>559016262He has a cloaca get real Sanjay
ywmbmanta
>>559015450because your brown fatass obviously represents "the right" lmaooo
>>559015386>immediate terrtroon seethetelling
>>559017103>open stream>runs around vacuuming up all of the loot before his teammates or him can even look at itRancid player.
>>559017630or maybe theyre too slow...
>>559017967I didn't know not picking up an item 0.00001 milliseconds after you press the prompt to open the chest was being "too slow"
>>559017481Don't project your insecurities onto me terrtroon you brown threadshitter
Trish retreating back into balancer duchess again I see
TuT sorry i job to ed caligo
If Trish uses halo one more time I'll block him. I don't normally block but it's just not fun.
>>559018831Me too, I swear it’s the one boss I completely fucking can’t do for some reason, first loss on the pass in a few weeks and i deserve like -3000pts for that one :(Nt you played really well
If Sens goes down one more time I'll block him. I don't normally block but god he's such a shitter.
>>559018219Yeah yeah, you can resume your based and traditional Dalit McBrown activities at your leisure. Nice work on keeping the lefties in check at 4chan /vg/
>>559018831>>559019084that certainly was a fight, the tail swipe always gets someone
>>559018219>>559015450>>559015386congratulations you successfully triggered the smelly brown threadshitter known as terr and made xher seethe so hard xher's mangina is bleeding profusely well done the spoils of war are yours to claim
>>559018897ydptg
>>559017103Why is bro being completely fucking useless while his teammates try to fight a boss
>>559019863He attacked all of 3 times in this 30 second webm and it was all shitty 100 damage bow shotsSo this is how the best of /erg/ play...
>>559019863>>559020126You shouldn't expect good gameplay from duchesstroons
are you niggers really still on nightreignwhen are we going back to ds2 fight clubs?
>>559020424when DS2 gets fixed to remove ADP, Soul Memory, and it's dogshit gameplay
>>559020424
>>559020126>trishtinx>best of /erg/kek good one
More dogshit duchess ults
>>559015418Got ED pest, but also got good luck so no worries.
>>558950562Yeah there's no close range shockwave or anything like that. just roll each slam. on the last slam they just stay with their weapon plunged in the ground for a solid few seconds
>>559019269is his super tail swipe something i gotta both position and time a dodge for? or if i just dodge at the right time ill be good
>>559020597nooo you dont understand i need to kill all these trash mobs to stack my attack so i can do 2 greatbow shots between all the dodgespam i do while nothing is targetting me
>>559020424Those haven't been a thing for like 5 years
>>558950667nice strawman + goalpost shift. the original post was talking about bosses in the first place
>>559020597brownGODS will inherit the world because the GOYmanic tribes sold us to the Jew.
>>559020665you can dodge it normally, but in the ed version it was those follow up crystals so you might need to dodge them too
guys you just don't understand how powerful duchy ult stacks arelet tr*sh cook
>>559019104kek
>>559019863dingle gameplay (re-enacted) (2026)
Does sens not have confer items?
>>559019104Stop blocking people for being bad.
>>559019863make your webms 960x540 if they're 20s long
Trishsimps? This is your queen?
>>559020905overrated anyway. i dont want your crabslop overwriting my beef jerky
>>559021027720*
>implying there are "Trishsimps"
>>559019863even a birdjeet would have contributed more damage here
>>559021031What the hell is wrong with this dude?>>559021181There certainly are, unfortunately.
>>559016262>>559016743>>559016816trvke
>>559021031I chuckled.
gg normal birds
>>559019863nah das GAWDLIKE tr*sh
>>5590211791920x1080 and 960x540 are both 16:9 aspect ratio720x480 is 3:2
>>559019863esoteric gameplay
>>559014196the t slur?
Lmao this is so funny guys Im happy all my sisters we can have a funny activity to pass the time...>>559021031I wrote bbk... big black kindred...
erg be like "we want more erg streamers!">someone from erg streams>gets constantly shit onwhy don't you stream them if you're so great
>>559020905I played one game of rev today with a meme Oflame build that did not have it.
>>559019863>see Flame Grant Me Strength>see Lava Whip>expect him to start raping the bird>instead jumps around and does fuck all while his teammates get murdered
>>559021586I meant 1080x720, which you should have assumed. Any longer than say 50-60 secs, then you should go down to 960x540 etc.
Is conmi okay?
>>559021709lmao dw about it's just banter/terr, I'm chuckling the whole stream
>>5590218011080x720 is also 3:2 bruv
based mommy milkies dodging tr*sh
Why won't you guys queue up for me... Is it because I'm not streaming...
>>559021901Irrelevant, seeing as 720p (the default standard for webms) look fine.
>>559021709>we want more erg streamers!no one says this
>>559021709>erg be like "we want more erg streamers!"Literally nobody said this
>>559021801a 50s long webm is not worth uploading
Nah like what the fuck even is this gameplayWhat is bro doing?
>>559022912The HRT is destroying xer brain... Sad...
>>559022254it gets smushed and that triggers my autismplease understand
>>559022716Mostly true, but I've seen long webms showing the 'gameplay' in those nuGow games where it's just sped up moveigame walking simulator shit and those are great. >>559023052I see what you mean... I'll think about just sticking to 16:9 just for you anon
>>559023358YOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIREEEEEE FRFR
>>559023572still better than the average fromslop game
>>559022912>SAAAAAAAR SPECIAL TECHNIQUE UNIQUE SOLO D5 SAAAAR
>>559022912Damn so this is how porn addicted ERPers play the game
>>559023786Didn't Goy of slop 5 lose to ER in every award sshow? kek
>>559020905What else can you expect from a guy who 3 bars to regular pests
Been queued for 40 minutes…
As if mushjeet couldn't be any more of a corny faggot
>>559020424You aren’t funny cuck go tell these stale jokes somewhere else
>>559024150>shitcluse griefer in the blocked queue Deserved
>>559024150Stop saving porn and you might get a game.
This place reeks of normalfags.>>559024189He's a troon chaster, please understand. He can hardly go lower.
>>559020780Even though the polar opposite is truev
>>559021451>>559016262>>559016816>>559016743>>559021031terrjeetard goes one thread without talking to himself about poop dick (impossible difficulty)
>>559022912Unironically how do you explain this?
there's no way that "attacks release x" (i.e. kills release x) is working as intended.
>>559024650It's 1000000% kills release x. Why they decided to literally double down by "fixing" the description is beyond me.
>>559024638HRT and porn addiction (fucks with your amygdala, more anxious, less focused), and I think she smokes so...
why does this room exist?
gg caligo
The bar moved to 2/3 btw
>>559024909That exists the same reason there are so many empty and drought-ridden areas in Shitshow of The Turdtree.
>>559024909to gank jee
new kinoslop just dropped. I'll let you guys know what I think after I watch ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ykbDDu0ak
>>559023786NuGoW is basically a dumb down fromsoft game that throw positioning and spacing out of the window because your character just magnet slide to the enemy on attack and have ubisoft tier "rpg" elements.
>am I so out of touch?>no, it's terr who's wrong
3/3 lesgoWatching anime and playing nighty
>>559025094forgot pic
So when's the Elden Ring movie?
>>559025196@grok give me a TL;DR
artorias shows up way too often
>>559025297wahoo death to caligoggs
>>559024909its the designated goon corner
Halbird.
>>559025298more importantly who is playing miquella
>>559025517hawk tuah
>>559025646Hoonter Schafter
>>559025124I don't believe it>>559025156>>559025439That might be true.
>shiteazu buckbroken by d5 so xhe resorts to invading pvers in ERkek
>>559026109Leave her alone...
>>559026109?
Trish sisters...
>>559026109everyone activate the blue cypher ring and rape xher
>>559026606You can't rape people in elden ring
>>559025802oldfag here, where is this?
>>559025646kid who plays Aegon
>>559026531He's not even coherent anymore.
>>559026587-ACK!
>>559026718probably messmers tower
>>559026650>he doesn't know
>>559026782>>559026531>dsgtroon samefag meltykino
What is the dark moon really?
>>559026808In Messmer's castle, the room with a painting, behind the illusory wall that hides a coffin.
>>559027015Damn that nigga sucks
kind of want to play more er but i feel guilty for not finishing SotE RL1
>>559026587>3 barring at Dreglord
>>559027341You can come back to it whenever you feel like it.
>>559027073The moons aren’t outer gods they’re actually just reflections of the sorcerer. They aren’t literal moons. They’re phantasmal. Sort of like the phantasms in Bloodborne. Physical but not. Rennala’s moon is bright and represents herself as a master of magic. Rellana’s moons represent her together with her beloved twin Rennala. Ranni’s moon represents herself and is cold and dark, matching her personality. — “The snowy crone taught the young Ranni to fear the dark moon as she imparted her cold sorcery.”The snowy crone is telling Ranni to fear herself.
>>559026531This one simple post sent that freak flying well done
>>559027387Not really, the pw queue will die eventually
>>559027405post sources please or Im gonna cringe
>>559027501you have adhd
>>559027507Moons do not overlap, anon. Rellana’s moons clearly weren’t literal moons otherwise they would have collided and caused a global extinction event. The player sees their own moon at the moonlit altar when they find Ranni’s Dark Moon sorcery. The moon that hung above the eternal cities shattered because their lunar monarch died.
>>559027591I'm not that person, it's just a simple fact that contradicts your previous post. If they dont play on the pw then it doesn't matter
>>559027749which of those is the source, it doesn't much matter unfortunately as I am already cringing; a telltale sign of you being wrong
>>559027775What previous post?
>>559024909Haven't you guys noticed? Every since Dark Souls 2, Fromsoft has been designing environmental set pieces in modular segments, and just fitting them together like big blocks. The passages are crafted without knowing what they will be connected to. And then as they're designing the level, the passage might be used, or might not. Sometimes they make an effort to disguise the modular design by blocking off unused passages. But sometimes they don't.
>>559027749conjunction
>>559027835The source being Rellana’s Twin Moons. They’re sharing the same space. Ghostly.
>>559027947>one moon is bigger than the other moon; it’s just a bit further behind so they look about the same sizeNo.
>>559028029brown people are so cool...
>>559027387see >>559027916
>>559027501then you just go back to playing with randoms, they're not that bad usually, better than creasyjeet on average at the very least
>>559028158What was that post replying to?
>>559027921no but I did notice how Elden Ring tried to copy BotW but it didn't work because the game mechanics don't fit, but then TotK also copied Elden Ring and that didn't work either so it was fair
>>559027835The Carian twins both found their moons nestled together the same way they were nestled together. Duh. It’s cute. Shut up. And yes this means literal children were both at 70~ intelligence. I guess Carians are just born geniuses.
>>559028108Conjunction though innit?
>>559028167kek true but I will miss the semi-comradery with some here. >>559028220see >>559027341This is your last reply if you are going to continue playing dumb.
>>559028029Reds getting what they deserve. Great webm.
>And yes this means literal children were both at 70~ intelligence. I guess Carians are just born geniuses.Jesus Christ rereading it now it really is apparent that Miyazaki thinks women are the best wizards ever
>>559025739Don’t be gross>>559026728I don’t even remember who that is
>>559028530He's just trying really really hard is all
>>559028029>already had the pata equippedThat blue did nothing wrong
>>559028029based blueGOD putting restrooms in their place
>>559028560>gross troon actor for a gross troon character
gg big dog
i dropped this shit at Mountaintops of the Giants and now I've forgotten the controls, do i just restart
>>559023932That’s not saying muchAt all
Miyazaki made the mistake of leaving his lore up to interpretation. This means I’m perfectly capable of re-interpreting awful writing into something manageable. This means it’s okay to assume that Miquella raped Radahn. Because Radahn would never consent to that.
>>559028687redtroons* damn redcels messing with my autocorrect
>>559028737It'd be quicker to relearn the controls at that point.
>>559028847Sorry anon it was 100% consensual and he made a promise to Miquella
>>559028687>>559028858>mindraped this badly by redbvllsSad, but it needed to be done.
>>559028847>average rapedahn coping fanboyYour guy is a gay bara, sorry dude, he was never cool.
Reminder that the moon is actually masculine rather than feminine since it’s not requiring you to submissively bask in the cosmic jizz (glintstone) of the greater will until you become a jizzrock looolThe “masculine” stars are pretty fucking gay all things considered
>>559024450>>559019202>>559015280Thank you for btfoing him you promptly sent that freak flying and made him try to save face with a weird third person samefag post
>>559025124Pretty much. The damage that slop did really can’t be overrstated.
>>559029134He was cool before the DickLC
>>559029204>The “masculine” stars are pretty fucking gay all things consideredSellen is a fujo. Mashing together men into orgyballs. orgyballs.
>>559028530>>559028587he is just appealing to the male fantasy of there existing women who are good at something with this
>>559028847Yeah I just created my own fanfiction to explain ER lore because it's just nonsense that was rewritten every 2 weeks in development anyway.
>>559028996redcels ruin everything and are responsible for all bad things in this world it's just the truth
>>559029565orgyballs?
>>559029767Your fear of the big red man ruined online.
>>559028134Said no one. Ever.
>>559029861You bodied that reddit freak, well done.
>>559029861making pvp opt in was part of what made Elden Ring way more popular though
Alright, just one more game, and then I'm done for the weekend. I want a challenging boss.
>>559029767Based you made the redfag seethe and cry uncontrollably so hard he replied to himself out of anger well done
>>559027507>>559027835there’s no source that’s just the ChatGPT text wall autist spamming his unsubstantiated headcanon again ignore it
>>559029786orgyballs
>>559028713Not a troon character so no >>559029134This, however, is pretty much entirely true
Reminder that Azur is a literal Buddha and mogs Rennala cunt
its my turn to play with trish stupid chuds get out of queue
>>559022912LMFAO I don't know, my brain shut off there, I didn't see anyone open the rise
gg horse
>>559030582sorry meant to write Onze
>>559022912He's permablocked for a reason.
>>559030279>>559028282>>559027964please stop replying to me, I have already cringed
>>559029595Damn. You’re right. That is a fantasy of mine…
>>559030303He functionally is a troon, and you are gay.
>>559030654Yayyy adventures with anon>>559030749Because I cant stop myself from sperging out?
>>559030710
>>559030874Because I said so.
embarrassing webm
that webm scared me @jannies leak his ip
>>559031268>>559031452
>>559026718holy shit you may be a genius
>>559028029this is what happen when you eat your veggies to grow big and strong
holy cow the trish pov is spasticit's like watching a squirrel try to juke a car
Webm related isn't me but I killed so many fucking griefers with the chainsaw glitch it was amazing, since it was the pre DLC era most of the casuals had moved on and only mentally ill people remained
>>559030074You have no way of proving that, and you can't because it's not true. ER had insane hype because of Fromsoft's previous work, which all had the regular non-opt-in model (although they always had an option, it's called play offline)
>lappjeet
>>559030826Don’t project and don’t use words you don’t know the meaning of
>>559030760just keeping it real but ok
>>559031958i learned it just to hunt down ergulars back when people played at rl80
gg mystery big dogs, that'll teach me to try and have fun with o-flame
>that small area just before the magma wyrm in ruin-strewn precipe>cave before rykard>murkwater cave>finger slayer blade area undergroundwhenever I invaded these places I just insta chain sawed everyone
i 3 bar to hotdogs ANYDAYggs
>fighting PCR for the first time>"huh, even if this is just the first fight it feels extremely weak">"I wonder if the boss has just been nerfed a ton since back when people complained about it">second phase starts>4 Radahns flashtep and smite me with the wrath of God...I see the issue now.That sure is some fucking escalation.
>>559032398The lengths people went to grief in this game were insane
>>559032282>failed male>NOOOO IT'S NOT THE SAME AT ALL!You are a coping gay man.
>>559032657'pa is so fucking cool...but where did his phantom go
>>559032604Yup, also you're right the boss is extremely nerfed.
>>559032910said no one ever, xhe brownoid got bullied for a reason
>>559032841Once more, don’t project and don’t use words you don’t know the meaning of
>>559032427we know saintchump/extremjeet
We're so fucked, whatever this mystery boss is.
>Nightlord oneshots me from full healthermm whats even the point of flasking then
>>559034595In other roguelikes one-shouts are balanced around some sort of "one shot protection" system where if you're full health an attack can't deal more than 70% of your health, in Nightrein is balanced around "lol better find this specific damage negation passive xdddd"
Welp, decent try. Cursed run. Not much we could have done to salvage that after the abysmal invader camp.
>>559032604>worst boss is also the lastGrim
>>559035081and other reasons wylder is the intended way to play the game
trish please queue one more i haven't gotten to play with you yet :(
>>559033846TuT
gg dreglord that was a catastrophic invader wipe on day 1 but we covered quite nicely
Practice, I know it's you dodging every time. Because your marker is always defaulted to Ironeye. That's 3 dodges in a row now. At this point, do you even want to play the game?
>>559035081>>559035192Wyldgods stay winning as per
hes dodging YOU
The other guy is clearly new to depths so I’ll let him off but creasy that was abysmal. Can you stop taking about an hour to arrive at fights and then proceed to not have mark up 100% of the fight. Then I don’t know why you decided to go fight a castle at the end of day one
>>559032657pmask gems...
>>559035392He's trying to snipe Trish because he's a retarded simp
>>559035229>t. trish
>>559035347gg dears
>>559035497your fault for not having greasyjeet blocked
>>559035229aahhhn of course anon I'll do another one after so you can get in! Im sorry!
I think Trish unironically has me blockedWhat did I even do...
>>559035801>>559035595>>559032604you’re so cute like this…
>>559035497Huh? This sounds like a torll post. Who were you in the last expedition.
Huh?! Criticism? Must be a troll post!
that blue really did mindbreak some redcels
Holy fuck Lois
>>559036685if you use this i'll call you a cheater btw
>>559036685This is suicidally bad
>>559036961You call anyone with better relics than you a cheater mushjeet
>>559036685every time you go down you'll have to use 2 flasks to not be rotted
>>559037059Erm, wrong
>>559036685>buildup below max HPenjoy your death spiral
commissioning ER hentai to own the ergyogurts
>>559036685Too many negatives for +4 phys. Post damage attacks is a D0 stat, its irrelevant at real difficulties when you cant reasonably heal back enough to one-flask-to-full. The last line is nice but its also irrelevant as soon as you get a single fullhp negation item, and its not good enough insurance if you never find one.
>>559032287be unafraid to always remain your true unapologetic you, regardless of me
>>559035497creasysisters... People are noooticing...
I always thought that DeS remake was highly praised except some purist youtubers, even influenced how Elden Ring turned out. Now that Bluepoint was killed all the commentary feeds are full of comments like the remake was worst thing ever and Bluepoint worst company ever and glad it got killed. It's like only thing left in this world is pure rage, hate and blaming. Like some Resident Evilesque thing eating through people's brains and making them aggressive to everything on sight.
>>559035959uaah anon making me flustered during expeditions! Im tryna focuss>>559035849zorban? lmao, Illl unblock you I guess
>>559036685Those top 2 are bricks on their own but aside from that none of these are even that insaneo mode
>>559038558i always hated it. >race swaps>painfully long crit animations>completely changed art style>changed dialogue>entire mood of the original game goneit had great graphics on a technical level and basically no loading time, thats about all i can say for it
>>559028737How long ago?It's a pretty long game. Do what you want. I don't think it's that big of a deal to just continue your file. Each boss is its own contained learning experience so it's not that crazy to just continue
gg no map mountainslop dreglord
>>559039618discord lobby
lol
>get 2/3 when Trish gets 2/3>we both go back to 1/3>Trish gets into a game and I don'tOkay... I guess I'll just go to sleep...
it's the blocked...
>>559039904
>>559039758what game is this
>>559039904Im sorry ;w;gn anon!
>>559039668im not in the discord tho
>>559040029>>559040117Why did you block me... What did I even do...
>>559039758Just a worse looking version of this exact playstyle in DS3
>>559035497Is this a real post? Can anyone from my game verify if this is really you or not? What are the chances that someone guessed I was playing Ironeye that game? Was someone streaming that match? Or was information shared amongst the discord? Something is fishy.
>>559040301name? so i can unblock
>>559040301Anon I dont have u blocked
>>559040348I was in the game, you arrived late at the field boss then you arrived late at invader camp then you jumped into the invader camp then went a cleared a castle by yourself when there a red lion I was marking for abkut 3 minutes. You also really need to learn how to actually dodge heolstor. It’s not hard as ironeye
trish is so popular nowI hope she posts feet
>>559039758good webm
>>559039758>LOL I'M BULLYING A CLUELESS GUY IN ARENA WITH MY CHEATED CONSUMABLESThis pvp is for babies
>>559040820you tried too hard, sounds desperate i rate this one a 4/10
>>559038558It was always very bad. Glad I got it on sale for like 10 dollars, but those saying it was great or something are probably sunk cost fags who paid full price.
>>559041224Yeah I should have called him a redcel or a chud, my bad
>>559036173many (retards) are saying this
>>559040356ZdradaEnjoyer
anyone saying one person can't have more than one or two birds aggrod on them is lying, just saw a guy get mogged by 6 of them at once
>>559041801uh oh creasyjeet not handling the feedback well, not a good look!
why can't creasy just admit he's not some infallible messiah of nightrein
>>559040682oh, ok. I see now. I got a little confused before, but I see what you're getting at.So here's what happened. When you guys were leaving the fire camp, I had to double back in order to make sure I got the correct gear. It usually takes me a while to decide exactly what I want. I carefully check the passive and consider the advantages. I don't have snap judgement like everyone else seems to have. But in this case, I goofed while messing with gear, so I doubled back. But it's a good thing I did, because I found a bow with fire added.Then, the next poi was church. You just snatch the flask and run, but I always check items. I want to make sure I'm equipped. I like collecting feet, and prawn and crab and pots. So while I'm doing that, you're already zooming toward the field boss. By the time I arrived, the miranda plant was halfway dead. And I had a fire bow, so I peppered it with fire, clearing some of the smaller ones as I approached. Because we're still low level, those small flowers are actually dangerous. I've seen them take players out before. So I always try to clear them first. The fight was over before my mark mattered.During the invader camp, I didn't initially jump into the camp. I was hanging back. But the newbie jumped in and died, and I couldn't reach him behind the fence, so I jumped in to try and knife him, but the invaders were faster and killed me as soon as I jumped in.Because the invaders were hunkered inside of the camp, and they're both projectile users, I can't just go in there and mark them up. They need to come out first. But things went bad before we could lure them out.A part of the expedition you're missing is when we went to the second invader camp. There, the invaders spawned at the top of the fortress. I talked about this in previous threads, but I really hate running to the top and aggroing everything. Because they will all just follow us up and start attacking us from behind, while we're dealing with the invaders
i'm queuing but i'm a little rusty
>>559042294a bit more than a little Greasy
I love BB, but I don't like the game's agro range. It's just too small and breaks immersion. Also, mobs only have 3-4 niggas. Like, the game shits on itself with ROM and one reborn? Yes, but I wanted more. Like, BB attacks provide more crowd control, and enemies aren't Sekiro smart.
>>559042294nevermind i won't
>>559042371>mobs only have 3-4 niggasThe first area with the werewolf bonfire already disproves you.
>>559042532BPDemon
bruh
>>559042218insane amounts of delusion
>>559042532Why not
tldr: i'm shit at the game and i watched too much vietnamese goontok
geeeeeeeg this mf is too horny to play
>>559042901kino + you bodied that freak
>>559042848something inside me says it would be a bad ideatrust your gut it works in your favour often
>>559042648Anon, it's like a tech demo set piece to show that the engine can render more stuff. If you notice, they take turns attacking you. And for the first game in the series that tries to be an RPG, shouldn't there be safe spots instead of having to return to Hunter's Dream in the chalices? Annoying. I also don't like how Pthumero got the best NPCs in the game; they are rehashed enemies from older games, but they are more interesting. Especially the fatties.
>>559040682>>559042242So I meticulously killed everything on my way up. Unfortunately, you and the newbie just ran up and left me behind. So it took some time to clear the lower level. Ironic though, that as soon as I finish clearing the lower levels, the invader you're engaged with comes running down. But he ran down to an empty space, so we were fine. It didn't turn into a gigantic clusterfuck.Because you were upstairs and I was downstairs, you didn't see me marking everything.Now the day is almost over, and you want to fight the boss up on the ridge. But I'm more interested in easier pickings. We're still not at a good level at this point, and I don't want to fight anything hard. I see the castle that typically has the abductor virgin, and easy target, and decide to go there real fast for a quick level. I could have handled it on my own, but luckily the noob followed me, and ulted and got the fight done in seconds.By the time I look at what you're doing, I see the red boss marker think "glad I didn't go there".As for the remainder of the expedition. I dare say that my marking actually carried us. There was no way we would have gotten through most of that stuff, if my mark wasn't constantly triggering and expediting every fight. If there was a time where something wasn't marked, it was for good reason. Sometimes I have to prioritize my own safety over the mark. Or sometimes playing distance is smarter than going inside. But for the most part, I had everything constantly marked.I think I did a good job keeping up on day 2. Only behind by a few steps. The only time I lagged, was when we killed the first fire prelate. I wasn't able to touch the orb, because a flame monk was right next to it, and you snatched and rand down the hole. So I had to take the flame monk on my own. Which isn't a quick thing with a blue fire bow. But anyway, I eventually caught up, and we killed the magma wyrm before the rain got us, thanks to my mark going off about 3-4 times
gg practice's ISP
>>559043265You heard it here first creasytroon's mark CARRIED saars
>>559043397if you laugh...
>>559043313GG it's because practice is in a safari hunting in the jungle so he only has starlink to play
>>559032604Have done attempts on and off since this, closest I've gotten him is to like 20% but honestly even then it just feels like I'm cheesing him and haven't learned anything.I can't even envision how to block a lot of his attacks, in some cases I've given up and decided to just greatsword block it if I react to it, it's weird how it feels like his actual one-shot special mechanic is the least likely thing to one-shot me in the entire fight, it's so slow and telegraphed that it feels like it belongs to a different boss.
>>559043530the anime shadowclone moves can be dodged by sprinting with a roll at the endthe rest is just git gud, i'd reccomend never attack him from behind even if a roll leads you there since the giant golden hair blocks vision of what his next move's going to be
>thinking of queuing>besides shifty, practice and devil the rest of the current players are cursed tieri don't think i want to nowi'll just hope they eventually patch the game(lol) and that brings back old players
>>559043902ytdptg
even though creasygawd (SS tier) is queuing
starting to think creasy is dingle
>>559043902name? for the the non cursed tier list
>>559042901They're not even on yet. The show doesn't start for another 5 hours and 15 minutes.>>559043265>>559040682Right, so on the day 2 boss, we get outland commander. And I don't know if you could tell, but both of his minions were on my ass HARD the whole fight. Probably because you have that less likely on. But that's fine, you're playing recluse, I won't begrudge you putting a less likely on. But it resulted in me having to kite those bastards around for a long fucking time. Every time they got close, I had to use my dagger to escape. So sorry I couldn't spare a moment to mark the commander. But I eventually kill those guys, while simultaneously splitting my attention to help pick up the noob. And we're finally able to finish the captain.For Hoelsters, it's actually pretty hard to keep him marked. But for the first phase, I got the mark to go off multiple times. Daggering through his attacks at me, and staying on my feet.Second phase as more tricky for me. I couldn't keep the mark on him, try as I might, because he keeps zooming around the field. You're right, I should have dodge that one combo. But it's just one of those things, where when the adrenaline is high, time seems to stretch, and a little time feels like a long time. So I knew his thrust had a delay, but I was just too anxious and dodged a little too soon. That's my bad. I don't remember how I died the second time. I fought Hoelster again immediately after, so the events of the two games are blending in my mind.
>>559044153No, I'm not dangle. Or terr. Or anyone else. I've only played with /erg/ under a single name: Creasy.
>>559042059i think you misunderstood im saying it’s a dumb thing to say
>>559043929yes i just said i don't play the game astute observation sherlock
>>559044567even tho you're probably also shit
>>559042242>>559043265>paragraphs of schizobabble defending himselfClassic Greasykino
>>559044239This reads like it was typed up by AI
gg 2bug, i really wanted all three shields but i didnt wanna throw if it was 3bug
>>559044239>For Hoelsters, it's actually pretty hard to keep him markedNo it isn't. I think you just suck at the game.
>>559044724Yeah, well, sometimes when I think my partners are playing bad, I want an explanation from them. So wouldn't it be fair to explain myself when my team thinks I'm playing bad?>>559044941That's because you cheated on all of your homework using ChatGPT, and can't imagine what it's like to right whole paragraphs.
>>559044952gg thanks for the godfrey axe
>>559045025>bloody benchod you have never righted whole paragraphs in your lifeIt's write, you jeet. Go back to gooning to those gooks or whatever it is you do.
>>559044239I had less likely on because you two had no form of damage and I thought you would have the decency to not both 2 bar+ before heolstor did his first nuke. Also stop using your fucking iron eye ult vs shape of night for damage
Chat, should I read through the latest creasy meltdown? is it worth my time?
>>559045271>Ayooo He's writing. Are you seeing this, chat? Blud is writing whole paragraphs. Yoooo, chat, he's writing, chat.>>559045376Again, I'm not begrudging you using less likely. I'm only highlighting that fact because it proves that aggro was very much on me during the outland commander fight. His minions, banished knights, are relentless. They just run and run and run and run and run and run and run and run. And I can hardly find a moment to do anything else but survive and pepper them with arrows here and there. I had to slowly whittle them down. Though I did get my mark off on them a couple time, it was still a slow and arduous process. I would hope that you could appreciate that I held my own that entire time.I don't really have excuses for flopping on phase 2 of Heolster. But if it makes you feel any better, I dodge better in the next expedition, when I faced him again. :)>Also stop using your fucking iron eye ult vs shape of night for damageI didn't. If you saw me ult during the fight, it was to survive. I needed the i-frames.
If Marking can carry even a shitter like greasy maybe I should start playing Ironeye...
>>559046037LOL you actually did the "chat" thing before I could post. You're actually brain rotted.
>>559042242>>559043265Is this chatgpt
it really is the second coming of dingle
>>559046330You killed the man, but not the idea
>>559043696>the rest is just git gudIs it really? Is timing for some of his combos close to frame perfect or is the direction more important?Usually it feels like there's at least a couple hits in any combo that I simply cannot dodge or jump no matter what.
I like creasyqt
Kek https://youtu.be/Jhqrpzq8mWE
>>559046069You 3 barred in the next expedition, what are you on about
>>559043530If you're weapon blocking you might as well use the deflect tear.
>>559046763the enhanced regular attacks that drop pillars of light make it so you need to roll in specific directions if that's what you're getting hit bythe big 7 hit combo has a specific way to dodge it but it's still all rolling
I made a greatbow and new flail preset, please be patient with it
>>559047271I tried it once on a different boss once but it just feels like cheating, it's like a frame 1 parry imported from a faster paced game.
>>559047195I 3 barred to different attacks. But I dodged the attacks that killed me in the previous fight.And the attacks that killed me in the second fight were the trickier ones.
>>559047386That's stupid lol
>>559047386Stop griefing your teammates
>>559048052Yup
>>559047828The bow does pretty good damage though, i'll probably only use it vs adel and bugs
I totally thought it was going to be ed jelly sorry I was mostly useless that round
>>559048486holy potato webm, cute
>>559048595cleared them small jellyfishes good, ggs
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421 the team that will save erg
>zorfat doing viewer games>depths 4god forbid he has to fight a d5 heolsteractually he wouldn't even get past shape of night lmao
>>559046095I wouldn't say 3barmaxxing is 'carrying' anything >>559046330>both race traitor freaks Hmmm, I'm noticing.
>>559048486We aren't following you to do mines or hunt for bows at camps
>>559048486>moved on to griefbowsif Bjark is diet Zorban, are you Zorban zero?
>>559047828ugly...
>sat in queue for 30 minutes>trish finds a game in let than a minute It’s not fair
>>559044941>>559046230No surprises there>>559048052Weird post
I'll never feel inspiration again
>>559049185shush it up cuck
>>559049185why?
dingle is what my husband calls mcdonalds
>finally get PCR to a pixel>he invuln frames through my attack with clones and kills meHuh.It has begun feeling manageable and evne fun but this fight is still way too much fucking dodging holy shit, is this big nigger designed to be fought with fucking daggers
>>559050305Sex with your husband
>>559050567Her husband is faithful don’t be nasty
New Balance Patch when, am dead tired of Halo spam
>>559050567he says that if you say that to him he'll laugh at you and call you a slur
can we get a demon souls general where we go back and play demon souls
>>559050435all of the DLC is meant to be fought with rapiers, straight swords, fists and daggers
>>559050784>xhe thinks there's gonna be a new balance patch>doesn't know miyazaki stops ishizaki from developing nightreign more because he's jealous that it's the only good souls game
lol bluepoint wanted to remake bloodborne and sony said yes but then fromsoftware turned it down ahahahaha now they are all bankrupt and gonna lose they jobs hahahaha
>>559050871the remake genuinely makes me feel a little sick in the stomach because it's such fucking slop, I want to get it for ps3 and dig out my old machine from storage for it
>>559050784They are never nerfing haloslop. Ironeye has only received buffs since the game released, they don't nerf anything people crutch on.
gg del>>559051472they are just a little slow to catch up to metas they nerfed crystalian that was popular like 4 years ago
>>559050784>halospam is nerfed>duchess just fall back on BoC/BK/Kriss spam>WHAAAAAA I'M TIRED OF DAGGER SPAMThis is what you will be saying if they ever nerf haloslop.>B-b-b-but those are fineNo, they are equally broken.
i had such shit weapon luck that run
>>559051679GG. Nice little comfy run with the dynamic duo.
>>559051852We are literally not duoing
>>559051802who are you quoting
>>559051926terr, nine-box or pepe, your choice
>>559047178I've experienced the first two glitches. I was wondering why night's Calvary were insta-dying sometimes. Well now I know. And I had no one to tell about getting struck from that weird angle behind the crucible knight. So I'm glad it's known.
>>559050784You should be asking them to buff shit>Make the relic system less miserable and more open for experimentationThere, a bunch of builds just became viable
>>559051923Suuure.Anyway, did you see the golem shoot me out of the air? That was wild. I use the spirit spring to get up the fort, thinking I'm a genius. But I got overwhlemed and jumped off the side to retreat. Then, as I'm springing back up, I'm looking at the golem cock his arrow, and he's totally NOT aiming at me. Yet, when he fires, his arrow goes an impossible direction, zoinking me mid air.
>>559052305Prease understand tiny indie company
>>559052305youre so cute that run i like your ironeye jumping
>>559052435what does this pic have to do with it
do you guys know what it's like for your leg to itch like crazy after shaving? that feeling but during an ever dark libra match with randoms, this was my own private little hell for the last 20 mins, we lost
>>559052476everything, can't you see?
>>559052492why are you not applying a lotion after?
thank you for joining the stream today! cool vibes
>>559052305To add, there's totally a behavior where enemies ignore what is in front of them, in order to target the farthest character. It's happened far too often to be a coincidence. And one of yesterday's expeditions, we're fighting trolls in the castle. And I'm lagging behind, because I was shopping the orb, while the other two fight the next troll. I climb the rafter, but I'm ON to the game now. So I watch the troll carefully. He's fully ignoring the two of the others, in order to throw a pot at me. I'm watching him throw the pot at an impossible angle and dodge it.Now, as I'm waiting for the fire to clear, he's gearing up to throw another pot at me. Then another. And I'm realizing that he's not going to stop. His AI was so focused on getting me, that he sat there lifting pots to his very death. Baffling how hard the game tries to fuck you.
>>559052909show us your cock
>>559053185dm me yours first
any qing dynasty soldiers
>>559047178damn this code is horrendous
>>559053506don't tempt me
>>559052751i don't really need to, i wanted to queue
that certainly was a game
https://files.catbox.moe/yl68zp.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/5xabsb.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/tp64h5.pngus
are they doing another DLC?
my nigga bbh is a decent fella, he wouldn't do allat
>>559050838What kinda slurBetter be a racial one>>559050871Fuck no but this is a great image thanks for sharing it lots of sovl in the left one
>>559054628It was hot until the gore…
>>559054725Nope, quota reached. Hope you had fun. :)
>>559054725no
>>559050871why even take such creative liberties? who told them that was a good idea at all what is wrong with americans? so entitled always.. it looks so garbage genuinely it's pmo
>>559038558Fucking cattle can't create their own opinions, I guarantee you people will start shitting on Elden Ring in a few more years
>>559056028>>559056028>>559056028
>>559038558I remember when it came out my roommate got it right away but lost interest because of adhd reasons, so I was going to feel committed to finish it instead, but I couldn't get past the second boss in the first area without feeling grossed out by the insincere feel of the game, it looks very pretty but I can feel the corporate demands bleeding through, it left a bad taste in my mouth and that is all I remember it for
>>559038558>Like some Resident Evilesque thing eating through people's brains and making them aggressive to everything on sight.Succinct and perfect analogy kek
>>559056494nothing different
>>559055328>a few more yearsheh… yeah…
>>559029356Not really, no
>>559027073>>559027405>>559027749>>559027964>>559028108>>559028282>>559028530>>559029204
>>559058256>threadshitter mad people are discussing the gamekino
>>559024150we’re all playing resident kino get lost
>>559047386made for wyldmen
>>559058256Based + triggered and blew the fuck out of the brown threadshitting faggot who didn’t even partake in that nonsense chain but feels the need to reply anyway
>>559059593Sent that faggot freak flying so hard xhe replied to xherself out of sheer rage nice job victory is yours
>>559061179Thanks. All in a days work. Nothing difficult to do.
>>559061605yeah thanks, pissing off shitposters sure works up a sweat. but it's something im proud of doing!
>>559050871God what a mistake that whole ordeal was
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