Previous: >>558950112>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
Sex with team Certain Victory.
Digitan LOVE
>>558963809Even the grandma?
>>558963809hag, plain, sexy---nerd,--dead fish
Registration is 3 days, right? I definitely need more time.
Dober raped me...
TRACKBLAZER UPS THE STAMINA CAP TO 1900THAT IS RIGHTYOU NEED 1900 STAMINA FOR PISCES CUP OR YOUR UMA DIES
...sluts
https://poal.me/yek5frhttps://poal.me/yek5frhttps://poal.me/yek5frone last post and now it's bed time, have a good night /uma/
>>558963881CHIYONO'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ONSHE'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONGCHIYONO, CAN'T YOU SEE? YOU'RE JUST NO THE GIRL FOR MEI KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG, BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH CHIYONO'S MOM
>>558963925don't discriminate
>>558963914>TRACKBLAZERKill yourself
>>558963993...
i asked oguri for a blowjob but she inhaled my entire penis upnow i will never have sex again
>>558963993WHOREPAN THE CAMERA TO THE RIGHT TO MY RIGHTFUL WIFE SWEEP TOSHO
Good morning
>>558963993would be hotter if she had her wedding outfit
>>558963993>this is an elementary schooler whose parents have to go to the hot spring with her
>>558964031JPbwo, this is global umamusume general
>>558963993What an absolute slut.
>>558963904I have no idea where these last two weeks went.
>>558964049Your faultShouldn’t have been so tasty torena
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evayysKQ-mY
>>558964074No hags, pajeet
>>558963732
I prayed for you to stay healthy.
>>558963809Smash, Smash, Marry, Smash, SmashNext question
>>558963993I'll go absolutely feral if either Laisu or Mayano does this
umas are pure OKAY (except curren)
>>558964091>t.wokie
Umas are pure SEX
Last Thread
>>558964186because curren is GREAT
wow hoguri late is such an amazing gambling experienceI'm going to run her as late forever
me and my /uma/ bf (I'm trans)
I've never betrayed anyone in my life.
>>558963993Why is she such a whore?
>>558964148Say the line, Kingu
>>558964034so round....
>>558964231he's not woke you're just a faggot
>>558964049you still have a prostate
>>558964250>/uma/ discord
>>558964250>suddenly danchou sexThat’s called rape, danny
>look up uma porn to fap to>90% of it is with disgusting niggers ntr cucked fetish>the other 8% is with fat bald ugly bastards>niggers have ridiculous big dicks while the white fatties have microdickswhy is it always like this with the japs? it's always some nigger worship when it comes to hentai, why do they want niggers to take their women so much?you have to be way too mentally ill to crank it to this garbage, i even lost my erection so i will no longer fap today
>>558964250>cygames foreskin
>>558964306It's not okay to defend woke localization
URA FINALSUNITY CUPTRACKBLAZERGRAND CONCERT
Don't engage with that
>>558964271Shut up Grif-filth
>>558964383god she looks hideouswho the fuck asked for this
>>558964049this is for you, dickless anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6UlRz7IyYQ
>>558964383>the other 8% is with fat bald ugly bastardthat's still a ton of material to work with
>>558963993what is she saying
>>558964410>big sing
>>558964383
Stop giving them (You)s
>>558964439Teiobwo...
>>558964383I think she's actually pretty cute
>>558964405cry about it loser
The Twinkling Stars.
>>558964383something something contrast between white and black something something
>>558964523I agree, but the green under the hair looks messed up
>>558964181It's criminal that Rice and Maya don't interact ingame
God they're all so small
>>558964532>natiefags are cucks
>>558964410>Let's go to U.A.F
I think I like /v/ma. They're breddy kewl.
>rarely make S ranks, runs usually end in the 12-14k range>suddenly shitting out S ranks with ArdanI don't get it. It's not like my deck changed
>>558964579Raisu Digitan sex
kingu's steamy first-rate bosoms
>>558964383those 8% are literally me...
>>558964678>aislop
>>558964598sure kid go jerk off till you feel like a winner.
>>558964383>why is it always like this with the japs? it's always some nigger worship when it comes to hentai, why do they want niggers to take their women so much?Holy fucking mindbroken Am*rican who literally cannot get the thought of nigger cocks out of his mind, those brown people in ntr are tanned Japs from Osaka and other Southern Japan locations, the tan signifies a connection to strength since typically it would be construction workers and the like who look like this.
all and i mean ALL of us love ugly bastards here.
>>558964579they're all cute but flower's roundness makes her the best
>>558964718nuclear levels of cope right hereit's niggers, and you are a nigger too
>>558964712>natie
>>558964740gold city....
>>558963881Especially the grandma.
>>558964646I was in a rice mecha thread and it was nice.There was the usual shitposter but everyone ignored him so it was really kind of funny, apparently he has a bot now but it broke.
>>558964678first-rate meat
>>558963881We'll give Chiyo a sister
>>558964740well yeah duh, self love is important.
CORNER CONNOISSEUR and UNRESTRAINED on EVERYONE and if they don't proc at the right time I just LOSE
>>558964740current chang...
Someone is stealing my images and I think they're from my club...
>>558964790She betrayed her people
>>558964031Make a new track doesnt even make sense retard
>>558964740so truethere's no better feel than getting plapped by a guy 3x your size
>>558964892Sorry I need more reaction images
>>558964972tama no...
I love all and everything!
>>558964718You ain't that wrong, but it's not about strength but status. A tanned jap usually works in the sun, like a poor peasant, if a woman has snow-white skin, she is seen as someone of status that can enjoy themselves inside a building all daypoor peasant fucks a rich princess and corrupts her in a lewd manner, it's that type of a deal
>>558964290
>>558965019So you love nothing at all!
next thread will be better
>>558965019If you love me then get on my dick
>>558964579ALL THE SMALL UMASTRUE CARE TRUTH BRINGSI'LL TAKE ONE LIFTYOUR RIDEBEST TRIPALWAYS I KNOWYOU'LL BE AT MY ROOMWATCHING WAITINGCOMMISERATINGSAY IT AINT SO I WILL NOT LET GOTURN THE LIGHTS OFF UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>>558964718Do they have nappy hair and nigger lips in Osaka?
>>558965019lies
>>558964910>choosing which tracks to run until you reach the last three that are based from your choices
>>558965086but we say that every thread
>>558965086It's butter
Almonbros...
>>558965086Grandpa don't be senile.
Any /uma/ clubs without discord ?
>>558965246Rice wouldn't say this
This thread sucks
>>558965086not if you're in it
>>558965242> Self-report> LoseEvery time
>>558965225
>>558965225>>558965242Lmond Eye...
>>558965260RiceBstGrl
>>558965334my taiki would NOT bully
>>558964646I'm kinda jealous of them desuOur threads have been trash lately
>>558965334The anima kinen humiliation ritual...
Today's culling daydid (YOU) suck dancho's cock enough to get your gibs and not be kicked out
>>558965280but maru is rice's grandpa and she has like zero affinity with her. Rice would totally think Maru is cringe.
>>558965284my dick heyo
>>558965393She bullies Doto for hugs
>>558965260Almondlove
God, I fucking hate Rice Shower so much
Hey hey you youI don't like your girlfriendNo way no wayI think you need a new oneHey hey you youI could be your girlfriend
>>558965260Uma&co
>>558965432Don't say that...
>>558965478someone already leaked your discord bro...
>>558965468Taiki doesn't bully anyone except the new mob neighas.
>>558965260Bricked
>can't get mile s with an ass load of sparks>get long S two parent runs in a row with a single 3*
Danchou wouldn't kick someone with more fans than him, the real quota isn't the autistic number set by Danchud, it's Danchuds fans. This is how you don't burnout, just get a million more fans than Danchud
>it's Sunday
>>558965589Dating ningens is NOT marvelous.
>>558965393>fucks every nishino mare in front of skyI don't know bro
>>558965334>in 1943 kurifuji won the oka sho and then butted in to win the dahby and fucking kikuhawtf
>>558965537By shooting them.
>>558965589
>>558965420Pretty sure i'm fine
>>558965679kiwibro...
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. Even if you're already in a club or on cooldown, we can still send you an invite. We'll have a few open spots after club rewards are sent out, so reply with your ID if you're interested>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week>don't flatline for 5 days
I think uma needs panties and upskirts
>>558965628Ningens > Loli Umas
>>558965563my danchou is at over 60 mil, i'd rather KILL myself
>>558965420I seduced Almondanchou to take control of the club behind the scenes a while ago, so I'm safe.
>>558965910I refuse to believe Tazuna kept the hat on.
end closer bwo...
>>558965861Fuck off
>>558965982bro overworked the fuck out of sweepy
>>558965958Tight hat
>>558965982Sasuga Homestretch Haste...
ouuuuuhhhh im sweeeepiiiiingggg
Which uma would be the easiest to trick into sex
>>558966129Teio.
>>558965420I'm the top earner so I'm basically eternally safe
>>558965260If you're being unironic, anyone at A+ and above most likely has a discord. A and below are comfyslurping fags that don't even reach A finals.
>>558966129Shakur
>>558966129
>>558966129Without a doubt Maya
>>558966191Rape
no d*kes allowed des!
>>558965260umadashwe communicate by typing like retards on club chat
Finally got my 2nd S rank and it gave me a little fright because the icon appears slower.
>>558966309>running on heels
how often do you guys get fast learner during a run? because for me it’s like once every some 60-70 runs
>>558966129You would think you're tricking Doto but you're just falling for her trap
>>558966359I don't think Fast Learner and Hot Topic even exist.
>>558966359I had it 2 times in a row today
>>558966274you sure you will be the one doing the raping
>>558966359never
>>558966309Taiki's tits are so big
>>5589663591 in 20 for non Fast Learner event umas1 in 10 for Fast Learner event umas
>>558966274he said TRICK. Maya wants your babies.>>558966129Jordan Just tell her that science says regular sex will improve her running.
>>558966359last time I got fast learner was when I was training Maya like a CM and a half ago
>>558966359one in a dozen or so runs
>>558966359You guys get it?>>558966405>>558966454Mayachi would be the type to be tricked into having sex not realizing you've awoken a semen demon
>>558966129You
This was a nice run, a shame I lost one race...
Are we ready for the great brickening, /uma/?
>>558966129fine motionjust tell her air shakur said so and non millionaire people do it all the time
>>558966525Saudi Cup?
>>558966446>slop
>>558966397>fangHoly fucking ruined
>>558966446I want to die where those tits meet those pits
>>558966536You will be S rank, E*dn is getting nuked.
>>558966558Yeah came in second place
>>558966585Stop being GAY
If the botnvke doesn't happen in anni it unironically never will
On the brightside, at least they don't decide to shoot the missiles before the Saudi Cup.
>>558966598>MAKWEEN
Autoplay for anni kills the bots
7 and tomorrow the banwave begins
>>558966661If it doesn't happen after the illegal uma born from Icarus then it never will
Skip month
>>558966737WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Which uma would eat bugs?
>>558966737
is this sweepy or not
>>558966737based....so fucking ....zased.....
>>558966661*looks at JP server still botting till this day*you're in for a bad time, at least sweepy isn't optimal for mant autism
>>558966737IT IS ACTUALLY HABBENINGSHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT
>>558966737uh oh
>>5589667376 and only cheaters get banned, not botters9 and someone from mambo gets banned
>>558965982>activates sweepy
>>558966737TOTAL BOTNIGGER DEATH
The botlocaust will never happen, since even whales are botting. You reallt think cyjews will ban the players that actually pay them?
>>558966737Finally..?
>>558966737HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
Rebricked is currently recruiting for the month of March! We're a comfy A+ club looking for new members with a quota of 20m per month, reply with your Trainer ID if interested!>LGBT+ friendly>CM Strategy Sharing>Silly SundaysSpeaking of, it's currently Sunday! You should join right after rewards have been sent out and experience Silly Sunday for yourself!
>>5589667377 and it doesn't
>>558966778Anything around 10M a day is plausible deniability/ non grass toucher range. 15-20 is very sus. Above 20 you're obviously botting there's no other explanation
>>558966737B A S E D
>>558966737ついに。。。
>>558966946Normal people don't bounce like this
>>558966772Tama, because she is poor>>558966778It's just an uphill bro
>>558966778That's my club, so it can't be Sweepy.
>rudolf enables torenarape>all because air groove was stressedhow could she....and air bags?!??!? really?!??! she doesn't strike me as the type to do this...
>>558966986Curren's always bouncing on dicks
>>558966737Saved for future grudgeposting
>>558966986What makes you say that? Plenty of people do this!
Nothing ever happens
>>558967034No one likes Air Groove
>>558966986Curren is a GENETIC FREAK and not normal
total robot rape
>>558966446
>>558966778That is my entire Friday and Saturday
>>558967059I HATE CURREN
>>558967085Duramente does.
>>558967034Rudolf even personally delivers Air Groove to you
>>558966950Sweepy is a FRAUD and FOOL of a witch
>>558966946bricked dancho bounces on me like this
Something happened
>>558967090imagine having sex with sugar lights while she's controlling ST-2 haha
>>558967179Cuckquean
>>558967034human rights don't apply on Tracen
>>558967185Imagine training a fraud uma that doesn't have any actual powers.
>>558967085don't shay that...
>>558967282That's why you run and hide from them
>>558967142Nobody unironically likes Rice shower
How long do I have to wait for my wife?
What is she doing here
>>558967387>>558922850
>Let your legs do the speakingWhat does that mean?
>>558967085We do.
>>558967085I just woke up, I sensed sine bullshit
>>558967387Still a while, gwo. Still earlier than Transcend though.
Will you be rolling on Ayabe-san? I have 40k saved
>>558966309What this picture is supposed to convey?Taiki snatched away love letter from an Umamusume A that she wanted to give to Suzuka? But why?
>>558967535she just said thatno dykes allowed
>>558967389What is with Suzuka and water?Can't she live without it?
>>558967483>We>>558967521>triggered by bad puns from a ugly girlboss
>>558967669You can lead a horse to water.
>>558967453>the race is turf mile>her Turf affinityWhy is she so dumb...
>>558967723What an odd thing to do.
chud umas vs libtard umas
>>558967669It's code for trainer cum, Anon...
I wish I was Mejiro McQueen. I wish I had a hung stud trainer that pat my head after winning the race and pull my hair while destroying my back and slaps my ass super hard leaving the red imprint there for days that the other girls start asking questions when we step into the hot springs desu wa.
>>558966191gem alarm
UMAZING!
Sloppa Umas
I'm just gonna do like 50 runs today so I can jerk off for a month or something
>>558968204Only one of these is a mother
when the goat is washed
>>558965530This is why we can't have nice things
>>558966191wahey
>>558968389Steamed Ogurin...
>>558968389umm that's a horse
six and seven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJ0bbw725g
>have sex with my trainee (Falcon)>it burns when I peeWhat do I do now Xwos
>>558966778That's 10 fan runs a day. A certified botter
>>558968581antibiotics.
SAY HAAAAAY!>HAAAAAYSAY HOOOOOO>CURREN
hag umas...
>>558966960a week of 10m a day after doing two runs a day (and not even every day) for the last three weeks is almost certainly botting and we all know it
you guys know Fan Runs and parent runs are the same thing right? you havent been just hitting G1s and hoping its enough, right???
Hoeh Curren started her overseas season strong by first getting second in the Pegasus World Cup and then winning the Saudi Cup. She will run in the Dubai World Cup after which she will go race in various American G1s, ending the season with a run in the Breeders' Cup Classic
>>558968747Now thats Uma Musume material!
>>558968742After a couple weeks, even ace runs will be fan runs. It's gonna be good
>finally hit the god run in stats>all my SSRs complete by the end of classic year>zero pinks or whites in inspirationcan't win
>>558968836thats not true because youll be farming for glowsticks instead of SS rank...
>>558968861Capricorn cup is over bro...
>DIRT : AIS THIS THE RUN SHIRAOKI-SAMA PLEASE BLESS ME
Urara should just get a billion fans after the end of the career.
>>558968747
FROM WHERE?
>>558969074Yeah it's very easy to miss that because it doesn't mood down anymore
>>558968910it's fine, it'll get fixed in post
gluemamusume
>>558969161it's kind of amazing that no many how many extra races I do, I always end up around 1800 points
Falco...
Oguri Cap as in Peak delivered
this is a preschooler in the uma world
>>558969402how can ningens even comepete?
>>558969416Post more huge falco ass
https://poal.me/gtbvnohttps://poal.me/gtbvnohttps://poal.me/gtbvno
>End closer card>No spurtwhy
>>558969659>>558969701I DONT KNOW MANNNN
>>558969659Already rolled for her earlier this year.
>>558965679
sometimes it feels like people don't read uma, see a screenshot of the girls being obscenely gay, and then come up with some dumbass justification as to why it actually ISN'T gay for Bijin to say this unprompted
>>558969659>rolling on the scam bannerwhen vivlos and his goons are shilling the kawakami banner nonstop here you know there's something wrong with it
>>558969808good bait
>>558969778sex with hags
>>558969659I'm gambling on 200 i think it's good value for 6 months
i love u digitan but you keep throwing g1 races like crazy every career
>>558969823Vivlos is an innocent umamusume who has done no such thing
>>558969808She didn't lie.
I'm rolling 200
>>558969659I've had 2LB sitting around for months
>>558969808she's beautiful THO
>>558969897skill issue
So URA final turn. I can go for a rainbow guts training with 1 riko and 2 support cards that will let me cap speed and +31 guts +8 skill pointsORI can go for a power with 2 support cards + 1 blue chevron pop that will let me reach 601 stamina and 1k power BUT uncapped speed of 1189 and only +3 skill pointsWhich way to go /uma/?
>>558969940you used up all your luck qwo....
>>558970000For some reason, it never dawned on me to edit the text on uma reader to make shitposts
>>558969908>Vivlos>innocent
>>558969940Shan't.
>>558970048MORE POWER
>>558970092Yeah, it came to me just then.
>>558970130holy moly
onedaymondaytuesdayyesinvinciblehypermindsomedayholidayeverydayletshavemarveloussundaytime
>>558969940I swear the ingame rates are SHIT pure SHITI did 160 pulls and only got 1 3star character...
>get mile S on this shit run that was over right from the start
she emerged from her cocoon
>mile S + groundwork run>accidentally picked Riko top optionfuck my chungus life
When I rolled on kitasan black i dumped 220 and i got 1 kitasan and 1 yaeno muteki and that was it. Never felt so raped
>>558970132I guess I can go with that. The +5% bonus speed should make up for the uncapped speed
yeppers
>>558969808This is a fun pairing, City giving Yeppers confidence until she is the one topping. Country bumpkins are a force of nature.
>>558970227thats why you should abandon shit runs anon
>>558970238I don't know how you accidentally do that if you've been mashing middle for the last three monthsHow is the exact location not engrained into you by now
>>558966525relatable... I got fucked on Tenno Spring. Had the stats by a mile but got pulled back by some torpedos and wasn't able to recover.Nice Nature was my first Way of Kings back in URA and now she's my first True Way of Kings. I also didn't realize that you only had to be undefeated up until the kikka sho. I thought you had to stay undefeated your whole career, yet here we are.
>>558970312>>558970238if riko showed up AFTER junior year the run was already dead
>>558970253Just roll better, I dumped either 210 or 220 and got MLB.
this is as far as I go...
>>558969940I'm avoiding this like the plague, spending your luck is real>>558970312I'm playing on phone on the table while slanting on the chair, there was miscommunication on my hand-eye coordination
im the trainer that sells all my failed trainee to the chinese
im the trainer that sells all my failed trainee to the chinese sex dungeons
had some spicy noodles
>>558970619mejiro alice?
>>558970353I recently discovered that one of Ardan's lobby interactions is her singing a love song, very beautiful
>>558970619I will become the Mejiro Maker
>>558970646
Wonder how far behind I am compared tho those who started from day 1 (I started playing around the end of that event with the Mambo SSR card)
>>5589706467 and you eat a second bowl.
>>558970754>play team trials 2600 timesI dont even have the 500 achievement and ive been here since november ehat the fuck bro
how For (You) is Ardan? Is she high tier even compared to later jp banners?
Pictures of Vodka when she was Ireland look like some magic land.https://x.com/VenomZieks/status/2026998538182230336
>>558970817>>558970646Nice
>>558970754Some of you need jobs (projecting).
>>558970817rip anon's colon
>>558970746EVIL DOTO UP TO HER OLD TRICKS AGAINPOURING ALL THE SHICHIMI IN OTHER PEOPLES BOWL
>>558970825But the gibs...>>558970916NOOOOOO MY NEET DAYS ARE HERE TO STAY
>>558970817NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558970871she's in top 10 for sure, I’d say Ardan was the first sample Cygames gave us of the future that was coming with the arrival of the mares
>>558970946Doto is kind and would neve do that
who Is better card Summer Maru or Kitasan?
>>558970817SHIRAOKI-SAMA HAVE MERCY
>>558970896Nice nature.And Vodka's there too, I guess.
>>558971146Kitasan
>>558970896>>558971167Got this from xitter last night
>>558965563my danchud turned the sweepybot on lately... I can't compete
>>558968747Unfortunately, Hoeh Curren got second place in DWC. The winner of the race was Protagonista, a son of American Pharoah
>>558970871Quite a few newer umas reach her level or surpass it but she's still very high on the list
>>558971397Ardan, stop seducing me with your boobs
>>558971285Part 2: The mares get into the guilty party
>>558971408Protagonista truly was the main character of the race.
"Finemo never lands on wit!!!!"> Only need to hit a few times> Otherwise an excellent roamer that boosts every training> and 10% RB makes deckbuilding easier
>>558971459
>>558971408>Protagonistanice name
>>558971504She just works for me, wish I had her but I don't know if I should spend the carats.
FIVE SIX HEHEHEHE
>>558971665This is the new sixty seven
Stop eating you pig
>>558971739
Aquarius race8370095683700956
Seh-econd
>>558969312my next run had none of my SSRs finish and is thus glue despite better than usual statsbalance is restored in the world
>>558971791Teio slug juice feet...
and now I sleep until trackblazer
hmmmmmm
>>558971798O!
>>558972073Gn bb
>>558972073Don't forget to log in for the countdown carats, anon.
>>558965861188258039584As I answered two days ago, I started to play only on 2026 but I'm active.This is my graph from february - i closed with 42 million fans.I will be in cooldown 'til tomorrow, but if you can send me an invite I'll gladly accept
>>558972073*snap*Heh Danchou's gonna love this.
>I'll let you have sex with me>My roommate consents too (she likely didn't)Uma for this feel?
>>558972338Helios
>>558972276An invite has already been sent according to higher-ups, should be there after cooldown is over!
>>558972338Why?
>>558972338doto would do this
>>558971791
>>558972438>t. M Opera O.
>>558972567>no mile SShe's too fucking strong this CM
https://x.com/i/status/2027996652351443260why did they do that to Daiwa
>>558972567>double Keen Eyebased fellow memeteamer
shart fartcon
>>558972691I also have one with mile S front S but she loses to this falcon... I guess it's challenging to be first for angling against this one
>>558972718I wanna poke her private place too...
>>558972764holy shit, faster than me
I can't for the life of me get a mile S highroll run, its always some bullshit either missing groundwork or getting cucked with a measely B dirt. Mant parents can't come soon enough bury this nigger affinity curse.
>>558972420Ok perfect, thanks really a lot
>>558972338
>>558971498Stop it.
>>558972940SIXTY SEVEN XD
>>558972947Who's her roommate again? I forgot
Pink ticket check, /uma/.
>>558973000
>>558972876pink inspiration bricks your runeveryone with aptitude S and good stats bots
>>558972876>Mant parents can't come soon enough bury this nigger affinity curse.you can already do (and you already should've been doing) this in URA
NYOpera owners please do your job and make a good groundwork parent for me to use as a grandparent.
>>558973097Poor Dober Nee-san...
>>558972940
>>558973018
>>558972876Should've thought your win con % through before adding them.
>>558964125Ai is RETARDED
Another one 7027890170278901
>>558973265Damn son, who's the lucky uma that you are saving for?
>>558973278
>>558973231So this is the power of 60fps
>>558964125>horses died just so they could play amogus in the afterlife
>>558973360she has an egg on her face
>>558973278shut up
>>558973321I haven't decided...
>>558972338grass literally does this
>>558973468So... did you roll on anything? Surely you dont just play with the starting umas and deck?
AiTARD cannot figure out how this works...
>>558970754560 careers. Started around same time, I have the Mambo ssr at flb. Rerolled in the KSB banner, and started with 3x KSB. Also got 2 Fine Motions, which turned out to be really lucky.
They are uma MUSUME!That means horse DAUGHTERS you filthy gaijin.
>>558972327He'll understand.
>>558973282Holy... that digitan was catching up fast
>>558973584Based and wholesome daughterinopilled.
>>558973565I rolled with my carats...
Thoughts on the rank 1 TT buhi?
>>558972931See you soon!
I just realized that this game doesn't attract bronies because the horses are too humanlike here
>>558973584I prefer horse young unmarried woman
>>558973584they are my mommysisterdaughterwives
>>558973584why is my daughter looking at me like that
>>558966309heh
>>558973697The Maya card is pretty gud
>>558973801You know why
musume umanko
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE SO MANY UMA DIRT F INSTEAD OF E>Erm your Doto? Your Mayano?THEY CAN'T RUN MILES TOO AAAAAAAAA
EL CONDOR PAIZURI
>>558963790Teio bro is back?? or are you just an imposter?
Sex with Verxina
Who is the more sovlful option? Taiki or Oguri
>>558974071AI IS STREAMING AMONG USWE GET IT OKAY
Yep that’s my 17 year old daughter
>>558974118Always running PEAK
>>558974118>Who is more soulful? Moloch or Baal?
EL voice is kinda loud.
>>558973168No thanks
>>558973584i want horse daughters
>>558974251It is, always have to turn my volume down. Same with Urara
spotted this sovl Ardan on public I kneel+ignited spirit SPD
>>558973168I had the only 9* turf in the server and nobody borrowed it...
>>558973584my daughter is a rapist
Is this the amount I'm supposed to have? No gaslighting please
>>558974339I prefer med or long but can I see it?
>>558973697Those are some low stats for that score.
>>558974071idk seems a little sussy bwo haha sussy wussy
>>558973584yeah, about that one...
>>558974368wanko manko
>>558974402a-anon, dont look
>>558973282
Maybe I'm fine with this points
>>558974402buddy your bricked
>>558974489>>558974402oh shit i forgot to edit for the gaslightbut yeah you are fine
>>558974489yeppers
>>558964383she’s so cute
>>558974529but your rainbow shard...
>>558974529BROYOU CAN STILL MAKE IT THE RAINBOW SHARD IS ALMOST THERES ITS LIKE 3-4 BAKUSHIN RUNS AWAY
>wasting shards before the discounted exchangeYou guys are soooooo STUPID hahaha!
>>558974438What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
My trainee broke into my fucking house
>>558974591
Unity Cup was fun, but it was pure slots thoTrackblazer tho, I hope it actually isnt totally cheeks
>>558974721It's not cool to lie on the internet, anon.
>>5589745294 runs with all the bonus. you can do it
>>558974751What is that?"totally cheeks"
>>558974721
>>558970754Made me check mine and I'm only at 900 playthroughs as a day 1 casul player. Also made me realize we have a mission like picrel
>>558974721take your gaslighting back to /v/ please
>>558974852cheeks = ass
>>558974852Cheeks is slang for Chic, basically totally rad grandma
>>558974705>>558974707>>558974783Maybe I'll do it later after the club tally
>>558974873It's like finding money under the couch
post something EVIL
March schedule had no mentions of MANTIt seems like they will drop it after chanmi, I wonder why
I don't know, perhaps you can browse jp blogs for answers.
>>558975105
>>558975129It’s called “Trackblazer”, so maybe you were looking for the wrong thing?
Why can I only get the Hot Spring Ticket with Bakushin and Oguri?I did like a gabillion runs during the new years event and again the only ticket I got was on the single bakushin run I did.
I'm not gonna fall for it: there is no /v/ thread. I've checked before. Jannies just kill any /v/ma threads so there is no content at all there
>>558975290The ticket only shows up for you and your true wife, accept your fate
>>558974779Based Ebayan
>>558975345oppai
>tfw return from a year not playing or so>see presents, get 23k carots for freedamn, thats nice. Should i focus on support cards or what?I had barely any musumes when i got bored and left.
she is almost here…
you're just too retarded to find it
>>558968204>>558968536No fat women
Yes fat women
a new top 10 club will be born tmr
>>558975420>a year not playingBut the game was released 8 months ago
LOSER
Horse girl legs.
>>558975615You know, I just realized being on that live means they stole the win and most probably that camera after the live
>>558975656poor fuku...
>>558975615these are cute
>Trackblazer releasing after the CMThanks god I won't have to make a last minute ace
>>558975716Kek
>>558975476NOT ON MY WATCH... i WILL feed your favorite uma, if not today then tomorrow
>Matikanefukukitaru died on July 31, 2020. While out on the grazing pasture during a sunny day, he laid down and passed away peacefully in his sleep.
>>558975803>2 CMs the same month
Danchou what the fuck
>>558975864>implying I have a favorite
>>558975656Why is Doto such a fucking villainWho does that
>>5589759211 CM, the dirt CM is starting soon anyway
>>558975865He was a good horse and had a peaceful end. Not a bad way to go.
WTF I just realized the JP version is also available on Steam (and had more current players than global)Are there any way to install it?
technically you can enter mant after preupdate and before release with sweepy you just have to guess where the door is
>>558975803>TrackblazerKill yourself
>>558975590Ah, oh. I am not very good at time frames. Perhaps it was 3 or 6 months ago.
>>558976006make a jp steam account
>>558976006create a new account while under JP VPN
>>558975984same shit
>>558970130MARKED
>>558976006Isn't JP having more players than global, like, concerning? That's just steam alone too and most japs play on phone
>>558975803Every other shakeup has been midnCM. Why change that now?
Mambo!
>>558976006>8kConcord ahh gacha failure. I can't believe uma was on top of the world at one point.
>>558975926You don't!? What are you, a soulless husk?
>>558976227Break the cycle
is guts still a dump stat?
>>558976181i’m super concerned…
Hey danchou, check the club chat, I've got a surprise for you
>>558976181it's really easy to maintain JP account when you have full auto and more way to burn TPeven I have a backup JP account
>>558976181It's not even the only PC client either
>>558976181It's like 10PM in japan and all the little americans are just starting to wake up.
>>558976330what the FUCK is that
>>558976006>>558976181>>558976336How many players in Class 6 in JPGlobal is barely above 35k before the start of Trackblazer
another JP larper, how cute
>>558976181It's JP primetime and burgers are still asleep, of course they have higher numbers right nowBut in general no, JP games always have larger playerbases in any one Asian region than the conglomerate that are global playerbases
>>558976181i can’t recall the last time i opened my steam client desui either bot on an emulator or do runs in bed or while commuting
>>558975721lamenting fuku rape
>>558976038To answer your previous question it depends on the cards you have. For the next scenario you need a lot of race bonus, see if you have good MLB SRs like Shinko Windy, Tachyon, Marvelous Sunday, Nishino Flower, Manhattan Cafe, Air Groove. I doubt you got the free SSR Yukino Bijin or Marvelous Sunday. Also see if you have some copies of Fine Motion, there's a rerun in some days and she's a top tier card for a long time.
>1 hour until clubs literally die
atashi ga ichiban!
>>558975721going to the funeral of your trainee...
>>558976330um you're supposed to post that in the #nudes channel...
>>558976458we talked about this a few days agoit's Top60k or something in JP Class 6
>>558976272All Umas are ugly
>>558976776I was hoping for some significant increase since 5th anniversary happened
>>558976458So there's more than 2 times more players in JP compared to global
>>558976836fuck off Riko
Okay seriously, what did she mean by this?
>>558976882>significant increaseYou do realize only keiba and soon to be keibafags care about uma whatsoever in japan, everyone else is a tourist anime, nobody actually likes the game.
>>558976994She met Chiyo.Chiyo is her bestie.
>>558976675I wish I was Dawia Scarlet so I could give my danchou paizuri blowjobs
>>558976994you need to play her career to understand
>>558976902Only 650 increase from what >>558977014 posted. Oh no wonder the uma JP thread is like that.
>>558976994She loves Sakura Chitose O.
I'll have the next thread baked, I have the op updated with the schedule for march
>>558976994Roll her and read the career
Mambo no melody
>>558976330Noo... We'll drop to A because of you
60k soulless drones buckbroken by Cyjews vs.... do global players even like the game?
>>558977150Make the OP image MARVELOUS as well
for a game based all around numbers you guys sure are awful at math and predictions
>>558977150>loliconFuck off
>>558977150It better be MARVELOUS
>>558977295
>>558977150Should have not announced it. We're on SEAhours and someone will definitely snipe the OP
>>558977295>for a game based all around numbersbased all around luck*ftfy
>>558977253UMAGUS
>>558977274>>558977352ill do a marvey thread instead of my usual go-to op picks>>558977375we just dont post in their thread then
>>558977354Oh! Sixty-seven!
okay thats the last one, i'll stop now.
>>558977354>exposing her armpit
>>558966778Danchou...
Will Forever Young be safe in Dubai ?
>>558977432luck is also a probability that can be manipulated :)
>>558977502Nah he’s dead
/uma/ is dead just like the game
>>558977502
boysex
>>558977502no, theyre eating him right now
>>558977502Dubai has lots of rape
do fans still count or is it over
>>558977256I list my interest in umas too!
>>558977502Probably, but it'd make one hell of a really interesting career if the ayatollah's terrorist cell decided to aloha snackbar themselves at a racetrack.
>>558977595Ugly tomboy. Need to be sent to the glue factory.
>>558977579concerning…
>>558977638its over, if its in the tallying phase it doesnt count
>>558977053You meant vodka futacock?
What did she mean by this bros?
I DID IT AAAAAA STOP THE FUCKING COUNTTTTT
>>558977801she loves giving riddles, I can't figure them out either.
>>558977801She’s lovestruck and she wants to hold Sakura Chiyono O close.
>>558977856sorry bwo, we all agreed to increast out bonus to 20%
i think my danchou is sweeping...
Tarumae fattened up again
i think my danchou is weeping...
why are they excluding cuckqueen?
FM banner is bait right? Sure she is good, but MANT is going to be the most F2P friendly scenario isn't it?
>>558978070danchou is NOT sweepinghes just really autistic and wants to be on top of our club for the month
>>558977801I can't figure it out. Idk
>>558978039> 20i am at 4 wtfwhat is the average here
danchou is sweeping
Will you be playing Union Arena?
i-i'm safe... right?
Dannychud, my grandma just passed so I'm using my 3 weeks bereavement. Yes I have more than 2 grandmas, stop asking me retard before I get HR involved.
>>558978131cute
>>558978248I'm close to 15%level up those R cards man
Forever Young is gonna get injured and retire in the next race he runs.
>>558977579Why is the Endfield general moving so fast? Why do retards love eating shit and always eat up the newest mediocre chinkslop?
>>558978293Our fucking heroes
>>558977948Get back in the chair chiyono
>>558978456... and teio.
>>558977295I have a bachelor's in math. This game is nothing like math anyway, more like rng simulator with cute horses (girls)
>>558978393why woukd i waste monnies in r cards?i only have 300k and i still need for leveling potentials
>>558978153TRAINER DONT DO IT YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE TAKEN TO THE MEJIRO ISLAND THE FILES WONT GET RELEASED
>>558978538>i only have 300kAnon...
shakur is cute, and i WILL be rolling for her
>>558978118cause she was busy with me
shakur more like yuckur
>>5589784307 and forever young wins the Arima Kinen
>>558976241What a stupid looking hat
it's shitkur
7 and ebayan is ebaded
sweepy, activate code:DI'm starting an ace run
7 and i love you
7 and Ebayan turns you into a faggot
67
7 and Ebayan gets missile'd but somehow fucking survives and they have to put it in the story
7 and you stop jacking my style
7 and you start jacking
shiraoki-sama loves ebayan it seems
7 and ebayan is e bye bye
begging for 7s more than the elderly at las vegas
Kill all annoying getniggers
SEVEN AND WAR HAPPENS
7 and shiraoki personally smites ebayuck
>>558978915
>can't run Tama in TrackMANTWhat the fuck, I spent a whole 1500 carats on her, plus free pulls.
>>558978740Wasnt Forever Young hit by stray missile earlier?
>>558979051You get... AIDS
>>558978538Bwo your Moonlight Sho?
No sevens for you, fags
retards
>>558979112since career story doesn't exist in MANT, she doesn't get penalized for racing
7 and all 7 beggers become true
>>5589787407 and you get disintegrated into ash on the spot
I feel a new bread coming
>>558979140How do you have so much monies while whaling for cards
Make a New Bread
>>558979261ive got bread in the oven but there 35 more images to go before its ready to take out
7 and you cum
>>558979261i have it prepared with a marvelous op and updated, as promised. i aint posting it until we hit the limits though
>>558979261it’s called breadblazer
>>558978650me as mcqueendanchou as trainer
Bake a New Track
>>558972338Maya, probably
7 and we get a ryan OP
>>558979372stop stealing my breadmom said it was my turn to bake
>>558979372>>558979261I want some fresh Ryan or NTR art in the OP
(◕ω◕)
>>558979527but i promised to put marvey on it...
>want to do fan runs with Ardan>don't want to trigger glass legs because I'd feel badAm I retarded?
late shichi is seriously being slept onthis one isn’t even that good but if keep it real procs she just fucking flies to the front
>>558979372Who me?I would never steal a thread?
this is what happens to threadstealers
>>558979651show buildI want to make her run
i wasa watching haru make debutwouldnt it be funny if she misstepped and fell face first in the floor?
>>558979564Okay fine, after the Marvelous OP then
Goldship in the anime be like:
i wish carrotman appeared in this thread to kick all these villains into the curb
>>558977087>>558977226No way i'm wasting 30k like you did
my bread must be charcoal by nowryanfags been sniping me all week
This doesn't bode well...
>>558979726Wish I was Ines in this situation
>>558979823
>>558979840too bad poorfag
>>558978431slopfield got even less revenue last month than in release week, of course jewsline will try to pump even more in advertising
>>558979840YOU AREN'T ME!THOSE POSTS ARE FOR TO REPLY TO!
>>558976994full freak
>>558979897What makes you think they'll give up just because you bombed the shit out of their country and killed all the people in leadership you silly americans?
>>558979840>metapiggy poorfagi thank god for not making me this miserable
Teiobros can DANCE?!?1
can we kill this thread prematurelyplease
>>558979745again, it’s far from the best but with pump, some more skills and s dirt and/or mile she could be really gooddeck is kita, riko, natie, jordan, sweep and fuku
>>558977579This place was barely useable when we had 7 threads a day and too many people were incapable of not being drama lamas which then sped up posting even faster.
lol poorfag
>>558980138stay on course umadacchi. we'll be there soon
>>558980138permanently*as in eos
>>558980138fine ill post when we hit 370 images
>>558980206>stay on coursehttps://youtu.be/ybQ_ObZ9BaA?si=uMltkD5sccS3mq6I
Next thread will be worse.
>>558980148thankscheers anon
>>558980169that's poorfag numbers
so anon, less than half an hour until we get club rankingsyou DID get your goal as a club this month, right?
nine seven!
>>558980424carrots don't do that
>>558980376lol
