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Spring Sunday edition

Previous: >>558963732

>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m
Main Story Chapter 5 is out
02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR
02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection
02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR
02/26 - 03/07 - Legend Races
Early March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firm
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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forever young won
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>>558980838
We have to rescue her from Dubai.
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>>558980753
MARVELOUS
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Club drama?
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Mambo
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the news...
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>>558980887
I was pretty close to fire up MGSV and fulton D-Horse while blasting Forever Young and record that
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>Hands you 300 SP on a silver platter
>never used because URA was a troll scenario that no one knew how to play
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>>558981051
I used her for building naughty neichas
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>>558981016
Don't be racist it's the low cortisol era twin
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>>558981351
No way neigher
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I'm worried about forever young
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oh boy! time to get FUCKING NOTHING from the monthly tickets!
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pls run this uma
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>>558981465
7 and i run her on long cm
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>>558980753
Sunday love
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>>558981436
In 24h and 12min. The shop doesnt reset today
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>>558980828
>>558980828
>>558980828
I'm not preventing you to post in the current thread but this one has updated OP for future OPs if it doesn't get used
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Rewards doko?
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>>558981563
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>558980753
cute
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>>558981743
Doto...
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>>558981632
Unofficial dates, apparently taken from honse.moe. I hope whoever makes the next thread doesn't use that vandalized OP.
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>>558980887
He's fine
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>>558980753
i wanna taste marvy's sundaes
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>>558981743
why is Doto like this?
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>>558981871
>Unofficial dates,
they're from the tweet you schizo
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boy sex
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>>558981929
Show me where on the xhit the date for TRACKBLAZER has been announced?
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>>558981743
Doto would do this
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>>558981871
Do you fags actually not play the game or check the official news?
Anyways since this thread is filled with fag like you I'll go to the other one. Ciao
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WWHICH THREAD IS THE THREAD??? CHOSE 1 YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!!!
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>>558981871
retard
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>>558981747
Why umas dont wear bras?
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my sexi trainee...
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>>558982113
Check the OP bwo which one is updated or not
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>>558982113
I always choose the first one cause sometimes jannies delete the late ones
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you will never have this
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>>558982113
I always choose the thread that was posted first unless it's been clearly vandalized. Anything else is retarded.
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>>558982183
she's packing
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mambogeddon in 1 minute
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>>558982118
middle schooler btw
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>>558982183
>50$ per hour of training
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kek the tranny thread got deleted
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>tranny jannies
fuck those niggers
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>new SCHEDULE is out
>still no youtube video explaining what to rolls
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>other thread died
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Sadly this is the thread. The divegrass schizo is going to have a blast with it
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It's a new day.
If 7, you'll get a great ace for CM today.
If 0, you won't get any new aces until CM starts.
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Told you
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>>558982679
your dick bwo?
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Ok good night friends again!!
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>mid race
>win race
>just as animation plays new day
>game forgets i had won the race, try again and dont even place 5
based
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Is chiyo the only uma that doesn't fall for you?
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Mambo!
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>>558982798
gn babyposter
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Thread isn't marvelous anymore. Marvelous Sunday is cancelled
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autis/uma/ bwos. we fuarking WON
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1 power card borrowed purely for the gold skill vs 2 speed/3 wit, the results will shock you.
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Dubai racing is on hold, Forever Young is already there and horses/jockeys are stuck with flights cancelled and airport getting bombarded.

https://thestraight.com.au/dubai-racing-on-hold-as-fallout-of-iran-conflict-spreads/
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holy fuck mambo is collapsing
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First time ever I intentionally tanked McQueen's career early, just to complete "run 5 Unity careers" mission before the event goes away. Feels bad man.
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kwab
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no holding back
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>>558982721
7 and I will hit my aces today
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>>558982858
Mambro...
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>>558982885
Forever Young's alt will be soldier themed
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>>558982971
what...
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>>558982858
We did it again Mambros!
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you fuckers better use my updated op in the next bread at the very least
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>>558982885
aieeeeeeeeee save forever young fuckers
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dober's smelly shoes
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Dacchis has a couple free slots open for any ojisans looking for a club.
A+ club, quota is at 20 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat!
Don't flatline for too long without giving a heads up.

Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.
Even if you are on cooldown we can still send an invite.
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I DON'T WANNA DO EL PARENT RUNS I DON'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA
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>>558981962
SEX WITH BOYS
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What a shit general.
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>no one left the club
NIGGA I AM NOT LEAVING FIRST
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>>558982993
I dunno. I just post that at random club posts
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Jesus Christ 3 members just left
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>ryanfag's thread got deleted
lol
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>>558982885
>horse dies from getting bombed
well that's a first
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>>558982905
did you finish dirt aces BEFORE the event?
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>spent 10,000 years chansforming Gold Ship for dirt
>haven't been able to make anything that can win yet
>CM is Soon™
>have basically no good aces
oshi gaming is essentially a form of ritual suicide when it comes to actually winning in this shitty game
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I toild you we should have raped the Dotoposters.
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Danchou is disbanding the club....
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>>558982849
>we fuarking WON
>397
>>558982858
>Mambo 261
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>>558983087
You're one of the culprits.
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>Legend race is Mile Turf
release the orange
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Why the fuck are people leaving already? Its all your fault dancho.
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>login to receive my gibs
>enter club
>5 people left
holy fuck it's over
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>>558982885
DWC is scheduled for the 28th, so we just need the rockets to stop flying by the end of this week and everything should be good
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>>558983209
our danchou was aiming for a originally, remember! so we won by beating our own goals :)
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>>558983168
>/lgbt/ vocab
rumao
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AlmondLove is going down in flames… What the fuck……
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sweepy detected!
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>>558983132
mmmm actually
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God, imagine the smell
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Mambo is recruiting 5 people. Respond with your ID to apply.
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>>558983278
Danchou said she would only love me but she's a lying whore
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Why the fuck is he samefagging so much over a deleted bread?
>>558983289
It was nice to hear her name get called
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>>558983168
the faggots who are using chansforming are the same shartyniggers who tried to force locked and keyed, and coal and gem
remember that
they are not your dacchis
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sweepy spotted
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day1gawds
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comfy
(i really need to join a better club, i get millions of fans daily and it’s all for nought because i’m in a shitter club, but at least i don’t have to worry about meeting quotas or whatever)
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Mambo is recruiting 6 people. Respond with your ID to apply.
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Mambo is recruiting 7 people. Respond with your ID to apply.
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Dober BTFO
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>>558983410
Now's the time. Leave and join an /uma/ club
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>>558983410
>i get millions of fans daily
You literally never have to worry about any quotas
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>>558983330
>>558983437
MORE!
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>>558983437
False news!
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show your club spots or I don't believe you
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Mambronnies..
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Mambo is recruiting 10 new people, respond with your ID to apply.
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>>558983437
Make it 7 once I get home
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>>558983410
blud is scared of some imaginary quota
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>>558983398
>Play since day 1
>Miss ONE day because I didn't have internet
Bricked...
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DAAAANNNNNCCCCHHHOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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ウマオオオオ is looking for new members for comfy.
19M by the 26th of each month.
Use uma.moe to figure out if you're at risk of culling.
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>>558983398
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I did warn the baker to prepare baking or he'll get sniped which did happen
On an unrelated matter, a certain fag's posting style glows too much
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AlmondLove has 17 open slots! We’re a comfy A+ club without a quota. Just don’t flatline. Reply with ID to apply!
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Mambo is not recruiting, i left too.
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SWEEPY!
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>random shit parent barely wins by a neck for the lore accurate legend race
Phew
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Sweepy is so cute
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>>558983554
Mambro...
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>>558983586
>On an unrelated matter, a certain fag's posting style glows too much
most people here have a very obvious posting style, or they're like me and use the same 10 reaction images or so
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>>558983398
damn, i was 17 days late
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>open club
>no one left
>open /uma/
>mass exodus
lol
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>>558983410
you can easily fit in an A+ club
they've all lowered their quotas to like 20-25m
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Digitan LOVE
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>>558983579
>Use uma.moe to figure out if you're at risk of culling.
>I'm VERY SLIGHTLY (40m) above 19m
Weird what doing 3-5 runs a day does to your monthly fans...
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ahhh sweepy chan teasing
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>>558983136
>horses have never been exposed to human warfare
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>open club
>no one left
>other clubs imploding
alright maybe i'll stick around then
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smug dober
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>>558983586
>>558983702
meds
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Is there any avaliable S clubs, asking for a friend?
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Mambo is recruiting 30 new people, respond with your ID to apply.
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This is the pose and face of someone begging to be raped
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Do your dailies NOW
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GET TO WORK
GET TO WORK
GET TO WORK
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>>558983262
>>558983386
idk I saw someone else say it and thought it was mildly humorous. I'll stop using it then if it's that bad
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>>558983726
my a+ club doesnt have a quota
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>>558983863
i ran out of paid carats
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>>558983853
/uma/ club has a spot I think!
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>>558983853
Mambo

>>558983857
Dober please... my refractory period...
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>>558983853
/Uma/ Club has two spots! I'm rushing out some recruitment image now but
Reply to apply!
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do your dailies ok
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/uma/ is owari
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Danchou you have to kick them
they are leechers
you know this
they know this
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I think I forgot a day...
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My fucking heart
Shamefully stolen from X
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G*rman Horses
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I'm done doing my best for the club. I'm joining the flatliners for this month
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>>558983907
Your wallet?
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ANON
You're a MAN
You don't need to wait 24 hours to hop club
Just ask your danchou for the kick
Why are you so afraid?
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>>558983881
That's very possible, but you're probably the dead weight in the club then.
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im gonna make some corned beef hash, anyone want some
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race me
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Join Brickblazer and you too can get your own Rice Shower job
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>>558984052
not spending until anny carat deals
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>>558984034
ssssssssex
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>>558983863
Holy shit you weren't kidding
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I won't hold back either
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can someone leave already, I dont want to be the only one who left
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>>558983598
>!7 fucking slots
If you're not joking, just abandon ship and merge.
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>>558984061
over 60 million last month though...
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Dober? More like DOGSHIT
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>L-leave your club and climb!
BITCH I'D RATHER DIE
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>>558983398
>day one player
>1148 careers
Almost 5 careers per day! Danchou will be pleased.
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the superior double tiara mare
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when parent farming is it worth missing a big rainbow or skill hint for a shared g3/g2?
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>>558984190
me every single month. I'd leave instantly if it wasn't for our big three all still being loyal to the club
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>>558984190
go on, press the button
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>>558984196
It’s 19 open slots now…
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>>558984275
Mambro...
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Mambo has 29 spots open after a slight disagreement in chat! Apply with your ID for a spot!
LMAO, jk
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Rebricked
>formerly Le Fishe
>formerly Bricked
>formerly Unbricked
>former-ACK
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>>558984026
Me too. Feels bad as Hishiama was one of the umas I think I could use the selector on...
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>>558984262
yeah, but you can clear career with like 600/600/600 just lose vs riko intentionally
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I'm just waiting for danchou to kick the flatliners so I can stealthily join the "Has left the club" announcements
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shit you fuckers werent kidding on doing dailies
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Why are the biggest traitors always such cowards, just say it with your chest and leave.
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Look at them Danchou, like roaches when you turn the light on trying to find a new club. How cute...
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>mare shoe
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFF
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did anyone learn the proper way to farm URA or did we all just kinda wing it?
I know for sure I did not learn how to properly play it, this Aoi card is really good for SP
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>>558984287
pressing on chrono's clit with my foot
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>>558984054
Men don't ask, they do.
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my monthly output is only 45m
I'm not Top100 club worthy
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>>558984324
stop connecting everything to mambo, not everyone here is a faggot
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>>558984368
Danchou already did the masspurging...
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>>558984376
The best way to leave is dropping the Opera emote and just go
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>all the discord clubs recruiting
What's the matter bwos? Your kittens getting uppity?
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>>558984471
Mambro...
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Best VPN for playing Uma JP?
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Dear danchou, I've been scouted by [Redacted]. No hard feelings. Take care of those flatliners. BYE.
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>>558984463
Every lewd picture in discord counts as 1 million fans (limited to 1 picture/day)
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>>558983863
>SR Wit Ines Fujin, new
>R Sirius Symboli
You owe me 500 paid carats + interest
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>>558984521
Mambros....
Umaooo....
Dacchis....
AlmondLove....
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>>558984567
the one that makes you post in the correct thread
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>>558984567
A local JP friend that gives you access to his internet
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Mambros...
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/uma/ club dancho has 1 open slot! Giving his S to the highest earners. Just don’t go limp. Reply with ID to apply!
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>mambo
there's GOAT in scapegoat
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>>558984567
umavpn.top
and use openvpn on your phone or PC
for phones specifically you gotta use the google play one, not the one from the website
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>>558984567
Go to the jp thread and ask you fucking moron
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>>558984567
NordVPN, today's sponsor.
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>>558984638
gayest of all time?
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The flatliner will inherit the general
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>>558984567
Depends. I use Mullvad but some need to use openvpn
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>>558984652
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
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>>558984709
goyim of all threads
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>>558984682
I WANT TO HUG TAIKI SHUTTLE!
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>>558984652
I was hoping someone would post that here
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Mambo really be flatlining huh?
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>>558984614
I thought umaooo died, are you telling me anons lied to me? Where was the implosion I was promised.
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Already asked my danchou for a kick. Just waiting so I can hop over to /v/ club. I want to experience a new and hopefully fun kind of clubposting or clubdramas.
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What situations would make Creek flustered or embarrassed?
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>>558984609
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>>558984872
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>>558984872
BASED
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futamusume clears it again with a comfy A+ (4 fucking flatliners you people disgust me
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It's over.
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>>558984872
kys
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I think you should eat your vegetables.
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3rd month in a row of nobody leaving the club!
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>>558984872
Absolutely disgusting. I knew Dumb Bird posters were cancerous.
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>>558985015
People who quit can't leave tho
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>>558984832
bwo they went from being a 60M fans/month S club to a 25M fans/month A+ club
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>>558984923
the WHAT
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Danchou is having a melty, how do I break the news that I'm leaving too?
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>>558985098
opera sticker
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>>558984807
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>>558985025
you just found out?
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>>558984807
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>>558985078
I was promised the disbanding. We wanted to scoop up the top 3 players
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>>558984872
Anon the last time a guy from /uma/ went to a /v/ma club they kicked him on the final day of the month and called him a tranny in the thread
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That shitpost you've just replied to? Me.
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>>558985154
>>558985219
She's like a big baby :3
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>>558984832
umaclub literally murdered them gwo
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How in the fuck does she get 8th place in an OP dirt mile race pre summer camp 1 with these fucking stats?
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>>558985219
I love when she does the NOOOooooOOOOOOO
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Uh oh
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>>558985301
if you brocked you brocked
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But what if danchou is the one who quits?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuZ6t8DpOYs
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>>558985345
>pre-debut
Charming.
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>>558985345
Dont be retarded, take charming or walk away
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>>558985259
Proof?
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>>558985221
That happened like 3 months ago when around 10 umaoooo trainers left
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>>558985480
>>558985482
Lame.
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>>558984652
kawaii
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>>558985438
If my danchou quits Im joining some youtuber club
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>>558985345
>>558985603
>didn't take health chakra
lol, imagine refusing 2 energy bars
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>>558985603
If you wanna be retarded and throw your run away, be my guest.
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>>558985636
I quit
>t. danchode
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>>558985539
I don't save any screencaps, go ask about it in their thread if you want. The guy that got kicked was in der /v/ or /v/mapyoi
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>>558985603
Charming on pre-debut means you'll have the most rage inducing run
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>>558985603
Degen
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>>558985636
If my danchou quits we might make S rank
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>>558985683
>>558985489
>>558985305
>>558985132
what's the appeal of these? is it "japanese sounds cute" kind of thing? they make no sense
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>>558985683
Finally a non ugly uma.
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This danchou guy is very popular at the start of each month uh?
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>>558985814
Mambro... This time I'm being serious
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Loves Only Me!
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another month of sweepy
still not banned
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>>558986048
She's so cute
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>top earner poached by /uma/club again
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Debating on leaving my club for being mean to me
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>>558983078
Can confirm it's a comfy and friendly club, even though danchode is a cheating whore
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>forgot to run the junior year mile G1
>give up
get fucked danchou
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>>558986205
nyoooooooooooooooo
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>>558985873
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>>558985928
what...
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>>558986205
You could've censored her name you know?
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>3 mood downs and night owl in junior year
Its over.
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>>558986239
Come to us instead. Almondanchou and I will take very good care of you and will always be nice and gentle.
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>Already deposited 2M fans
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>>558986239
This is inappropriate behavior, Teio!
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>>558986049
easiest 100m of my life
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>>558986205
noooooooo dotooooooooooo
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>>558986134
It was discussing in the danchode-cord a few weeks ago.
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>>558986287
>her
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>>558986386
That's a man
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>>558986386
She's supposed to a graduate right?
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>>558986287
>her
I don't censor names of quitter
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>>558986439
no freaking way would a dude use a doto avatar bro
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It's not looking good, chat.
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>>558986567
so...I pass?
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im gonna eat a quart of ice cream for breakfast
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>>558986205
>dotofag
of course
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https://github.com/SweepTosher/Icarus/commit/2ff5884e1fa8ed831d0fa600af1782b26acd1896
Uhm...
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>NO FREAKIN' WAY BRO NO WAY!!
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Looking to join a club that can at least hit A, I did 26m last month. 396404856196
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>>558986439
>>558986537
This >>558986567 was also my reasoning, No male would use a submissive cow as their profile image.
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our danchou (PBuH) is about to purge two flatliners from autis/uma/
we'll have 2 slots open soon
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>>558986693
Keep an eye on the top 100... I feel icarussy approaching...
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>got my gibs after flatlining for a month
Thanks again losers
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>>558986634
show tits if you want an answer
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>>558986693
>not at the top, but the BOTTOM of the page near the images
UH OH
TIME FOR TRANNY MELT DOWN ROUND TWO
or he is talking about his HTTP headless farm tool, wanting to see how many fans he can gen with it
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Looking for a nice club this spring toreina-san?
Why not join /Uma/ Club?
We've got TWO spots to fill and (You) should be one of them!
As always,
Reply to Apply!
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>>558986784
Danchou...
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>>558986832
>carat giveaways
not going to join the gaycord
>musical(!) playlists
huh? i dont want your mixtape...
>and more
SEGGS!?
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Riko will NOT be pleased with this
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>>558986963
You would be impressed if you saw how many hoops danchou jumps through to facilitate all that stuff without discord.
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>>558986832
entice em with the /feb/ playlist dancho!
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If I change my name does it show in my old clubs chat after I leave?
This is important.
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>>558986784
enjoy your 450 carat sir
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>>558986832
I think danchous or their lieutenants should show more skin when advertising their clubs.
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>>558986832
I did 26m last month. 396404856196
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>>558986963
We don't have a discord at /Uma/ Club. Everything we do is anon-friendly!
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>>558987063
yes, your id is immutable and unchangeable
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>>558980838
Definitely a hag
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>>558987041
>without discord.
That used to be the norm, so no, I wouldn't be THAT impressed. I'd be surprised that people go through the effort for gimmicky club shit, sure, but not for how or what they do for it. Having a club website and the like used to be the norm, the rest is childs play.
>>558987137
LIES! PROVE IT!
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>No professor/corner adept
>Not a lot of speed skills
>No head on from mayano
>no pwr/highlander/forward from inspiration
Is this usable...? I got so lucky with trainings...
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I saved the updated thread for later
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>>558987110
That's a 20m a week club anon go join mambo.
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>>558986832
Just add a sweeper you retards
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What does Junior and Senior Division mean? Why are Top Road and Vega in Senior Division while Opera and Doto are in Junior?
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>>558987208
yeah bwo looks like you're all set
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>>558986832
>Gorillafags
Dropped
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>>558987063
Is your name Pomferz
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>>558987253
you guys keep saying that but it's always full...
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>>558987228
i did too ntrbwo
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>>558987253
We are full!
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>>558987208
Oops
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>>558987063
yes
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>>558987391
shut up and stop ruining the OP you insufferable faggot
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>>558985838
Learning Japanese, swine
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>>558987398
full of cum and sperm and semen
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>>558987483
i fucking wish ;_:
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>>558987483
almondancho...
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>finally get a good run
>dirt S late S Shichi
>looking to end on 1100 spe, 800 pow. 1000 guts
>1310 skill points
>japan cup
>decides to get fucking blocked every time
>lose
FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME
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>>558987149
>>558987450
I won't change it then.
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>>558987535
uh!?
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Dober what the fuck happened?
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>>558987672
Hag Squard
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this has never happened before, can it trigger with riko and tazuna also?
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>>558987734
Nyes
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>>558985838
>posts in japanese horse girl sports idol gacha
>is unable to enjoy moe
I assume you must be baiting, here is your (you)
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>>558987110
>26m
the lowest s-rank club hovers around 60m depending on the month. we don't have a static quota but we do ask you can comfortably get at least what the guys at the bottom of S are.

>>558987205
I don't know how to prove we don't have one, sorry anon. If you join you'd know. We do indeed go through the effort but it's worth it. Not everyone joins every extra but they enjoy the ones they do.
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>>558987672
Wife on the left
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>mediocre run
>1* Stamina
>3* URA
thanks
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time to be on my best behavior again for a while so I can start flatlining after 15th
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>>558987734
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>>558987853
Nice
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>>558987832
bwo the danchou cartel?
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>>558986775
Sweepy has arrived...!
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Okay but I really really really really really relaly really really really really really really love Stego.
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>>558987672
Seeking the Pearl literally looks like she belongs in a milf NTR doujin
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MAYANO! YOUR ULT! USE YOUR ULT!
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guess how many of these are parent runs its 0 the answer is 0 i fucking hate this game
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>B+
AAAAAAAA I NEED A NEW CLUB
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>>558986693
>>558986775
>All this because of nigumas
How big of a melty must you have to do something like this
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>>558987956
Ugly tomboy
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There are 3 spots open
I won't tell you how to apply
I won't tell you how you will get accepted
The only quota is not being f2p
You will have access to stuff you would never see in these threads
You will get a phone call soon
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>>558987981
Seeking The Pearl is the old nurse from 2000's animes who is always trying to SA the MC
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>>558988062
The world is your oyster anon
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>>558987948
he should have done this on the last few days of the month to troll the whales
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this CM will be better
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>>558987981
care to provide a good example? asking for danchou
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Does mambo have free spots?
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>>558988110
No
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palma sex
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>>558986240
Dacchidanchode makes up for it with his regular free use sessions
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>>558987948
>1 man S+ rank
BASED SWEEPYDEV
Godspeed, you absolute nigger.
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>sold out
huh?? when is the great reset?
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>>558988241
This Mejiro doesn't shave down there.
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>>558988218
Mambo became high profile you will have better luck at rebutterbricked
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>>558988260
the other reset time
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>>558988184
DIGITAN WATCH OUT! THAT IS NOT FALCO!!!!!
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Practicing trackblazer for my autis/uma/ A+ bwos
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>>558988218
Mambo is invite-only. Try a less exclusive club like bricked or autis/uma..
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>>558988260
at the same time every month you fucking retard
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>>558988110
Can I know the clubname at least?
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>>558988394
>porn
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>>558988304
None of the Mejiros shave
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i still dont understand how to play this bame
how parents work
how sparks work
what skills to get
never won a A round cm
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>>558987948
so fucking based...
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>>558988260
we have 2 reset times
daily reset and CM/Event reset
come on anon!
it's been like 9 months
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>leave shitter club
>can’t join another for 24h
whatever man, who the fuck needs a club anyways
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B+ 2 spots get abducted
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Cute Falcon!
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>>558987948
I don't get it.
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>>558988493
>it's been like 9 months
Almost a year, actually. First anni is tomorrow.
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>>558988478
Spend more money
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>>558988436
It's over...
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the weird racist seething is funny but just know I am opening up a new ticket to cygames and github every time I see something blatantly hateful
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>>558988510
No club hopping for you!
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>>558988396
thats my clubdacchi
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>>558988493
i play causally give me a break schizos
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>>558987948
Based. Don't stop even if they remove the nigger umas. Only stop after they publically apologise for adding them and promise to never add a nigger to any of their games again
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Sweepy is recruiting! 29 slots open. No h*mans allowed. Post ID to enter!
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at least my danchou killed the flatliners
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>>558988604
Thats a lot of HOEHs...
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>>558988629
Black Umas don't belong in the universe.
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>>558988589
>250 days in a year
damn no wonder time flies...
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the chuds are feeling uppity again
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>>558988629
based...
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my best parent so far (grandparents have 2* speed 3* power 6* dirt)...fuck my ningen life
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>>558988703
>ID
you mean public key?
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>>558964076
>>558964063
Also I was backreading threads for once. Since I just rolled this with my monthly SSR ticket, I figure I might as well.
>>
It's not the black people you need to worry about.
It's the ___________
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>>558987672
ugly
sex
super sex
MEEEEEEEEGA sex
>>558987832
I was more talking about the "anon-friendly" part, less the "no discord" bit.
>>558987948
so this... is the power of headless botting!
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>>558987948
You should fire up 10 sweepies accounts and make Eden paypigs seethe by cucking them out of top 10.
Cyjews cant stop you.
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>>558988863
why everyone knows how to make parents excepts us 2?
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Weiiii 6 7!
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>>558988896
so nice carrying her wife to duramentes place!
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>>558988510
Sounds like you're grifting innocent clubs.
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>skin trouble
>skin trouble mood down
>mood down
>infirmary fail
>skin trouble mood down
>infirmary fail
Getting the bad luck out of the way for runs that actually matter.
This is a good sign.
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can’t wait to ticket summer spe bros
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>>558988926
Blame Cygames for bending the knees to Sweet Baby Inc.
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>>558988771
All of those? me
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>>558988072
>Brand New Friends
Did he buy an MLB Kitasan account for this?
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>>558988956
>implying 10 sweepies accounts can beat 30 sweepies accounts
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>>558989012
duramente has been 6.7 feet under for half a decade
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>>558987948
>>558986693
>>558988703
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>>558988939
Glad we can all agree that Pearl is shit.
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>>558988939
>most generic looking piece of shit uma
>mega sex
i wish i could thanos snap you subhumans with dogshit taste out of this universe
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>>558989128
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>>558988629
do they even care about nameless niggumas
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>>558989127
Icarus bot isn't released to the public
Only 1 person has it and that's sweepy
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>>558989136
ayabeyblade
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>>558988956
Anon he literally is in eden, why would he fuck his main account over?
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>libtard wishing he could [cape shit cringe] people into oblivion
many such cases
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>>558989219
Yes.
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>>558988973
let me in niggers
i need a+ club
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>[REDACTED] left the club.
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>>558989316
Proof?
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>>558989298
TAABO NO TSUITEKOI
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>>558989320
Anon there's like 4 other clubs, unless you have autism you could pick any one instead of hoping someone drops dead
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Top earner is threatening to leave for mambo....
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Dont forget to do your legend races
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>>558989445
we only accept trainers with less fans than danchou
rules are rules
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>>558989445
Fake news!
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>>558988974
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I thought we weren't racists...
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>>558964181
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>>558989416
>4
when
where
how
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>>558989445
You can't bait me
/uma/ club is full and no other club is in S
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>>558989445
That never happened!
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Why is mambo suddenly the hot and high profile club
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>Opera
>These stats
>17/14
What the fuck is her problem?
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Danchou we HAVE to hire sweepers
we won't survive next scenario without them
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>are those... NIGGER UMAS!?!?!?!?
>that's it, I'm quiting the game I don't even play because I just let the bot running all day long! fuck you cyjews!
hilarious manchild tantrum
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>>558987948
If there's anyone left wondering if this guy can handle MANT
You got your question answered
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>want to roll for finemo
>want to roll kitasan too
Can I make it in time for Kitasan or am I fucked
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>>558989550
the ineffective Rice wink
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>>558989531
I dont care which race you are and which you hate as long as you hate one
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>>558989560
bwo?
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>>558989128
Don't remind me...
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ITS OVER...
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>>558989609
qrd?
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>>558989590
I wouldnt call it high profile but it's always been in demand
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>>558989590
>suddenly
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>>558989684
Secret dealings have been made in the secret danchou-cord.
No one wants mambros yet
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Nyooooo my 1M...
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>>558989714
see >>558988072
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mambros hold strong
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Who's playing the card game?
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>>558989590
mambo danchou gives great head (for free)
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>>558989714
Sweepy hasn't updated in 1 week because he was working on this
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Basashi is looking for 2 members !
Casual club, B+ ranked.
Post ID or send request with /uma/ in profile
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>>558987948
Thank you for expediting the banwave, looking forward to the tears rolling
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>>558989590
they get free advertisement every month
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/v/tards go back to your board
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Looking for a club, but to be honest I only want to join a RELEVANT club that i can shitpost about, no one talks about umaooo or almondlove. But everyone talks about mambo, autis/uma/, /uma/ club, etc. What are my options?
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>>558989590
words has spread that mambodancho takes free backshots by anyone earning over 30mil
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>>558989796
>Rudolf
Get fucked
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Watched the first nine episodes of CinGray, it truly is cap (as in peak)... I kneel... the DAAAAHBY episode was pretty nice going in blind. Norn Ace sexo.
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>>558989796
>>558988396
legit jealous... keep trying to make runs like this happen for weeks, but nothing :((
best I ever managed is 800k, and sure ash ell not consistent
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I hate this forced club drama
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Is Rebricked still accepting members?
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>>558989876
Please don't eat Ulala...
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>>558989796
based Lunabro!
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>>558990085
I love forced club drama
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>>558989906
No
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Highest I can get is 900k on a really good run :C
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>>558988396
In a run like this, do you get to buy all the skills possible?
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>>558990184
tranny filth
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>>558989906
Not every bad post is /v/ bwo
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buff Meek
I want to see her in concert again
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you guys are never nice to me
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No survivors
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I think danchou should have the power to cast a curse on those who suddenly leave the club. Something like 50% carat reduction at the start of a new month to those who abandon their club.
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>>558989829
I heard umamusume was actually meta in weiss schwarz a few years ago
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I tried “just ignore them and they’ll go away”, anon. And you know what happened?

Senran Kagura got cancelled.

Dead or Alive got cancelled.

Many, many, MANY gachas were censored, both visually and in their dialog.

Gacha as a culture became so normified and watered down that even a basic bitch bare tummy in Genshin gets called “goonerbait” by Puritan-ass normalfaggots.

Then, I voted, for the first time, for Trump. And you know what happened?

Woke games started flopping en masse. So much that “GWGB” became a mainstream meme. Whole studios get shut down. Ubisoft needed to get bought out by the CCP to stay afloat.

Videogame women started becoming sexy again. Imagine shit like ZZZ or Snowbreak Containment Zone in the pandemic era of 2020. You fucking couldn’t, it could never happen.

Based chudcore vidya like Space Marine 2 and Stellar Blade were released. It’s like the golden age of 7th gen consoles all over again, where masculine shooters are mainstream, and straightbros are allowed to have hot babes in their escapist media again.

And all of this, ALL OF IT, happened, because I DID something, because I made my voice HEARD. Meanwhile, when I did nothing, like you’re doing now, my life was nothing but downhill.

I don’t care that Trump’s a pedo. I don’t care that he’s conquering Venezuela and making CoD Ghosts a reality. I don’t care that he’s gunning down antifa members in the street. I don’t care that my chink handhelds and bootleg anime figures are $10 more expensive on Alibaba now.

All I know is that under him, I can get hot anime horse girl ass in my videogames again, and if he promises to revive Senran Kagura, I’ll vote him for a third term. I know for DAMN sure that if this were a Kamala presidency, there’s no way in HELL we’d even HAVE an Uma global release.
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>>558990227
yes I bought everything, but not every gold. I also hit Fast Learner tho
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>>558990248
Imagine if she had her hands horizontal while doing this
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>>558990184
Ignore the shitposter. You can do it anon!
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love kingu
that is all
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>>558990340
uh oh
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>slop imagery
>copy paste reddit spacing
[-]
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dont fall for it
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>>558990335
DoA is getting a new game tho
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has anybody figured out a way to play umamusume on their mac reliably..?
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>>558990340
Thats my wife
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>>558990312
>Ugly
My nigga
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>>558990461
No, I'm straight.
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>>558990230
Nah they've been shitting up this place because of their seething hatred for black umas or something.
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Clean it up meido!
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>>558990335
When was this pasta posted first? 2 months ago? 4?
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>>558990340
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>>558990461
iPhone screen share. It works on development builds too!
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>>558990547
It was at the peak of the Happy Holidays debate
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>>558990542
>seething hatred for black umas
I thought they were just memeing and being ironic like all the cool kids nowadays.
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>>558990340
>>558990553
She needs to be white
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>>558990461
Install Gentoo or just dualboot
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@grok generate me a /v/ post from someone who hasn't played a videogame to completion in years because he's too busy being a culture war champion all day every day
>generating :robot:
>21%... 67%...
>your post is >558990335
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>>558983087
Point in fucking case, or whatever that teio poster said.
Goodnight, hopefully I pass in my sleep and wake in a peaceful world where we don't have people who samefag to bump their spiteful troll thread.
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she needs to be blacker
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Where's that vid of Forever Young saying hi to the people doing commentary?
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>>558990663
you can't be ironically racist in 2026, ironic racism is a relic of an old internet where everyone knew that nazis were stupid and silly
nowadays you'll have people begging for your prison rape for suggesting that Nazis are retarded. So, hardly a fun environment to pretend to be the bad guy
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>>558990816
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>>558990227
This is how it looks. You can do a lot better if you run more races and get more hints which is possible
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>>558990816
On twitter and someone made it a soundpost
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Just so you know, no one had a problem with the choco uma even before jp released.
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>>558990542
Idk, the few times I've been over there I've never seen them talk about black umas once. Though it wouldn't surprise me with how /v/ generally is.
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>>558990335
based, any dev that goes woke should be afraid of rabid chuds trying to attack xir
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>>558990542
the /v/ threads post about it less than /vg/, so let's just blame it on /bag/gots or something.
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>>558989954
Whatever your heart desires
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can we talk about how UGLY ryan is?
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>>558991037
The /v/ threads were flooded with nigger umas and completely unusable for almost a week.
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>>558990958
>ignoring us Americans
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>>558991124
dont say that...
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>>558991146
it hasn't even been a week yet.
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ryan love
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>>558990335
I just want GTA 6 to flop on epic proportions. Just looking at the devs and the state of the game.
>>558990443
As long as DoA 7 wont fuck it up like DoA 6
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but why be racist?
being the bad guy isn't something to strive for, its cringe actually
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>>558990542
It's one guy, and it's likely the very same guy who spams every /v/ma thread and creates the obvious black uma threads over there too.
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>>558991214
read up the definition of almost
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>>558991178
Dead beat
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>>558990123
Yes we are
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so the sundayman is evil huh...
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>>558991267
they're insecure about being brown themselves so they're desperate to punch down on even darker people
umamusume
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which way trainer-san
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>>558991319
How can she be a deadbeat if she never had kids
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Should I keep breeding Curren with Falco? They had 5 foals already, mostly fillies but almost all fillies, but there is one colt, so I am wondering if there is a point when both parents will have descendants to continue their direct sire/dam line
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>>558991380
>western art
>making her buff
Woke garbage
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You know sometimes I wonder. Why are some clubs so quiet?
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>>558990925
It's so big...
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>>558991285
So is it autism or just another jew psyop like /u/?
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>>558991178
indirect kiss
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>>558991470
Why do Koreans draw characters so ugly
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>>558991146
That was the schizo scatjeet getting a hold of something to stir shit up
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>>558991505
busy playing the game
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verily, i doth protest that we kill the lords who broke their oath of fealty to our danchou by refusing their monthly taxes
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Best inherits for Digitan this CM?
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>>558991248
girls with amazing bodies but absolutely no sense of fashion are really hot.
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>>558991470
threesome
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Since we have uma measurements, is it possible to determine which uma has the biggest butt?
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>>558991554
I want to directly kiss Stegol.
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>>558991679
Pump red shift or red shift pulse
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>>558991248
>>558991691
ryan is the best
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Nobody asked.
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>>558991785
But redshit comes with bad affinity...
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>>558991761
it's creek
relative to size probably hishi miracle (fatass)
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>>558991691
mukoyoshi ass
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Should I hop off from my shitter B+ club? Would my clubmates call me out here?
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>>558980753
ButtSweat's looking for members again! How exciting, first of the month, such joy, such passion.

B+ club, just don't flatline for the better part of a week or whatever (if on holidays, just say though, obviously).

I have been very sick and not watching the club chat as intently as I may like, but I am sure there is discussion of great philosophical topics along with the umanko talk. Forcing horses to run dirt brought out some variety at least.

Apply with /uma/ in your profile, or message on here if interested!
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Looking for a new platoon after funsmoke. Any open ones?
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>>558991838
Maru can do every race, just pump your affinity
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>>558991930
>>558991963
Oh nyo...
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Why is sweepydev such a gigantic attention whoring faggot
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>>558991838
just high roll your way in
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>>558992007
why do you give him so much attention you freak tranny?
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>>558992007
game cheat/mod developers are all extremely mentally ill
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>>558991679
straightaway spurt lol
she doesnt need parent accels this cm she needs parent velocity like Narita Brian and Rudolf
spurt + forward march will break lobbies in 2
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>>558991547
It's both, plus Cygames wanting the modern audience
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wife groove
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>>558992007
trvke
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>>558991505
I rarely visit /uma/ and use most of my free time playin the game

t. /uma/ club playa
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I HATE CURREN
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>>558991890
i'm pretty sure ass wonder has the biggest ass relative to her bust size.
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>>558992007
>unemployed SEAdweller culture war warrior is an attention whore
who would have thought
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>>558991963
I really really really want to tease lick and eat spe's cute butthole. I want her to sit on my face while stuffing herself to an all you can eat buffet and burn off all those calories with sex the next day, preferably in her ass while her mom watches on video call.
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>>558991501
23 is like near retirement territory. So if you want to continue the meme you'll have to use the foals.
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>>558992007
unsurprisingly the faggot that spends a significant amount of time creating a cheat for a gacha horse girl game is mentally retarded.
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>>558991890
Creek doesn't sound right shes the titty uma not the butt uma.
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>>558992126
big...
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>>558992117
yum!
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>>558992117
Ugly gyaru
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>>558991930
>>558992001
If one of them, say in chat and they'll wish you well! Probably.
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>>558991963
Sure I'm interested but I can ask to join only tomorrow since I fucked off from my club today(they dropped to C ffs)
if you send a request is it possible to join or still have to wait?
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>>558992221

She's all around big.
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Why are brown people defending nigger umas so hard?
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>>558991890
I doubt that's accurate, how do we calculate it?
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Jesus Christ. Why aren't there any americans in this thread
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>>558992349
They hate Japanese/White Umas
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>>558992416
I'm American.
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>>558991679
just grab Nice Nature for NSM and that's it, changing late to end and praying for spurt sparks is the most retarded thing this thread fell for alongside turning pace umas to front
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>>558992007
>dev
>attention whore
MANY, many many many many such cases.
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>>558992416
I'm American.
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>>558992221
she actually doesn't have the largest tits, but she does have the largest ass. bono and doto beat her tits, but both of them have hank hill ass.
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>>558992416
it's 11:46 AM we are either getting our ass fucked for work our getting our ass fucked
for work
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>>558992330
I can send you a request, then you can accept when your cooldown is off. Easiest way to do it.
Or you can just apply tomorrow. Whichever works for you. I'll make a note of it if so.
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>>558992189
the meme will die either way when I switch to the 2026 version when that releases in like 3-4 weeks, as I will be starting a fresh save there
Decided to breed her with Lord Kanaloa
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>>558991174
You're a globaltard.
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>>558992356
It should actually be easy you get the hip size and you compare it to the waist size, whoever has the best ratio should have the biggest butt.
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>>558991470
both
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>>558992554
anon, why dont you have weekends off...
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>>558992580
Diversity don't sell.
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>>558992007
Posts like this is so mysterious to me. The thing already happened like 20 minutes ago then it's being revived again just to seethe
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>>558992660
people fuck on the weekends idk there isnt really a clock in-out system for this
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>>558991398
Yes
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>>558992556
neat here you go
288 216 032 196
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>>558992543
>both of them have hank hill ass.
>Doto H:89
>Akebono H:88
????
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Post more Luna gf diabeetus comics
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>>558992126
Based. I'm the same and now that I've had a break I'm back to S+ mode.
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Mambo!
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>>558992878
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You guys are fucking retarded.
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>>558992903
Super Creek's Super Ass
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>just realized Fuku only has 15% FB
MY FAN RUN
ITS OVER
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>>558992801
Sent! Catch you tomorrow, hopefully.
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>>558991761
This is a bit outdated, but mathematically speaking Vivlos has the biggest ass by a pretty good margin
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>>558993108
it's over, uma is OWARI DA
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>>558992278
don't say that...
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>>558992767
Anons who just entered the thread started scrolling from the top to read and catch up? No way...
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>>558993108
>salesfag doesn't know how to paste an image
Lol of course
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>>558993108
>Global server dead
>JP received black umas well
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>>558993052
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Not like this bros, I don't want to be a class 5 shitter
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>>558993281
>catch up
Yeah it's not catching up. It's called shitting up the thread
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MOOOUUU - Daiwa
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>suspiciously good run
surely the inspirations will be good
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>>558993387
fucking cow
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>>558993108
>people care much money their addiction is fleecing
Crack down but vaping up
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>>558992481
>praying for spurt sparks is the most retarded thing this thread fell for
I ain't praying.
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>>558993242
>Helios
Zoomer sex
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>>558993368
>13%
>Still a shitter
Spit on wittard and you will find a wittard disciple to feed on.
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my 40 race parent deck
i either get skills from inspo or I dont... get skills from inspo
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>>558993412
Ugly
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>>558993443
Do not fuck the cow!
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>>558992481
motherfucker digitan is End B its not that hard to fix her aptitude
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>>558990123
Yessir, just drop your ID and I'll send you an invite
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someone post a good late surger I can copy around for cm please
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>>558993242
>Ass Wonder
>Only 8
I feel scammed
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>139 cm/ 78 cm
inari one's huge goblin ass....
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>>558990542
>You must love niggers
Globaltards are never beating the brownoid allegations
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What's the deal with icarus bot? Can it keep farming without caring about TP or something?
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How do I check which clubs people were in before they left?
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Finemo or Curren Chan as a wit stat stick?
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Nothing ever happens in my club...
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>>558982349
is it me or does the artstyle make both of them look like mental wack jobs
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>>558993242
>mogged by golshi
grass FRAUDS....
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>>558993724
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sorry stupid chuds, but we are not racist in here
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:(
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>>558986386
Makes me sad Sawashiro voices a forever NPC
Her voice is so fucking sex.
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>use term globaltard
>the shitposter picks it up
My bad, /uma/.
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>>558993781
https://uma.moe/circles
you can search by their name
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>>558993832
I have never spoken to my club members at all.
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>>558993919
>3* Dirt
Good start
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>>558993684
and? using her as end instead of late is just making your runs more miserable with no payoff
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>>558987669
Late Surging is a harsh mistress.
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>>558993802
it should be pretty obvious if you know how to read
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>>558993919
3* dirt is good, usable my friend. You did a good job
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>>558993870
thats not the image
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>>558993846
It's a copy of blacksouls. That's shitty edge rpg
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>>558994039
I don't know how to read though
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I love flippantly using statues.
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>>558994059
>implying Gold Ship isn't racist
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>>558990123
dont recommend
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i built my digitan as a late with OYL...
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>>558992007
Unloved from birth and shunned by his peers, the lowly chinksect often throws tantrums for the attention he was never given. I guarantee you he is the one constantly posting about nigumas in this general for the past week.
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Would you rather get head from your danchou? Or give head to your danchou?
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>>558994150
Every time she gives me that look I get hard
How the fuck is this possible?
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>>558993724
>Acting like he plays Uma at all
Lmao, /v/tards are funny
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>>558988241
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>>558994206
whats wrong with that?
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>>558994150
>Gorilla
>JP growth
Fuck off
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>>558994261
Dont engage with the shitposter. Just report him to the meidos
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>>558994280
I can't wait to roll for her
I wonder if my luck will be shit and I have to spark her like 2 of the last 3 umas I rolled for
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>>558994319
>JP
LMAO YOU RETARD
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>>558994371
>implying the ones forcing /v/ and /uma/ faggotry isn't the shitposter
Come on now...
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>>558994206
you don't get it. end closers are DRASTICALLY better than late surgers in every way, such as... and...
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why can't they just post in the appropriate thread instead of attention whoring here
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I have a confession to make
I wish to have sex with Digitan in a bed full of pictures of other Umas
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>>558993108
how the fuck is it going up when the cygames store is just a better deal
are they fucking stupid
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>>558994315
im falling for the end propaganda...
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>>558994443
>such as
Air Shakur
>and
no humiliation ritual required
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>>558993802
Finemo gives beefier stats, Curren gives lower stats but consistent. All depends on if you wanna do more runs to high roll or fewer but consistent runs
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Whats a good deck for end Digital? I don't know what the fuck I am doing
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sweepy, scan Riko's top option outcome
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>>558994059
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>>558994257
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Until Lose Yourself or whatever the skill will be called Late Surgers will feel terrible to play
Dislike gamble accels that may or may not trigger
Spurt is just so much better
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sweepy's sweet pee
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>>558994440
Oh shit, you might be right, I will commit seppuku in danchou square to atone.
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>>558994553
Based
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>>558994443
such as getting a velocity boost that lasts for half of the race
only one endGAWD does it tho
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>>558994547
it's select index 2, do not click!!
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>>558994553
>ai slop
leave it to rightwing niggers to not know any creative pursuits
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>>558994315
OYL has gamba timing WITH position requirement
Spurt has fixed timing for 0.2 accel less
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>>558994261
>impyling only /v/ hates niggers
global is too brown I see
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>>558994563
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>>558994563
Ugly horse
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>>558994563
anon please I already jerked off 3 times today, I cant anymore. Only air will come out and I'll feel like I'm having a heart attack
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>>558994705
we love AI here
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I'm just wondering what it took the shiposter so long to unleash his autism. We're almost at the global (accelerated) anniversary and he decides to blow a gasket now of all times..
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>>558994530
Im copying this one
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>>558989954
Hmmm, I'd say Mambo, Autis/uma/ and maybe... /uma/ club.
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>>558994705
It's kinda funny how much they've embraced it. They spam it everywhere. Makes it a chore to find legit Uma art
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>>558994830
>no riko
hmmmmmm im nyoooooooticing
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>>558994830
>all capped
Stop whaling
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>>558994830
ok what's one deck if I didnt spend 1000 dollars on the game
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Amazing thread dacchis. I don't know how the thread went from fun clubposting to whatever this garbage is right now but all I know is one of the fag responsible for these garbage have been trying to derail and been shitposting since the start of the thread
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>>558994830
Holy fucking shit
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>>558994975
that was me
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>>558994830
Not rolling Matifuku is my biggest blunder.
Can I MLB her with all available crystal and incoming payping tick?
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Can Creek's ass be the OP image for the next threat.
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>>558989954
>/uma/ club
Tryhard
>autis/uma/
Boring
>Mambo
Not even as a joke.
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Autis/uma/, do you have slots?
I'm tired of dead chat in Bricked, namecringing and discordfaging. If you dont have slots, I guess I will stay in here, but I won't even open the club to drop the shoe request.
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>>558994975
Still not joining your club
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>>558994830
Thanks. I don't have some of those cards, but will try 3 speed, 2 wit and a power and see what comes out. I guess I'd need some stam sparks to make 600+?
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>>558994975
Forced "diversity" from Cygames
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Doberman...
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marusexky
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Hey anons, how much sta i need to run on the CM without blue skills?
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>>558994830
>No fine motion
>1000 wit
UHHHHH BWOS?
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Danchou wake up
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>>558994830
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT PIG
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>>558995101
Riko and a few turn on stamina training are enough.
All sparks on powers.
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Orfevre likes Voltage.
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>>558995197
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>Bring Finemo as a wit stick
>She's never on wit
>Bring Finemo for Speed Star
>She prepares me to pass
nice card asswipes
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Fuku speed is basically only good if you play a lot and have decent luck right?
Knowing me she will never appear on the training I need and that's why I didn't bother to roll on her banner. I rather have consistency even if it means sacrificing some stats. I will accept losing to whales
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>>558995185
I did but I'm keeping you hostage
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>>558995143
>Dober
>Beauty
Bullshit
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Please Shiraoki-sama let me get at least 4 copies of Ayabe in her banner
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>>558995050
>threat
???
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>>558995290
You get usable aces with safe cards a week or two before CM.
Then you spam fuku for high rolling.
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>>558995254
me too
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>>558995301
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>>558995197
This is a man.
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>>558995345
do we get free pulls?
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>>558995438
rape
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I will use both selectors and the crystal on Creek.
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>>558995415
you meant flatline
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>>558995063
Just leave nigger
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>>558995050
Creek would never threaten me with goo goo babies... I would gladly accept her proposal
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Which club has the greatest healthcare system?
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>>558995162
he can spend 30 turns on wit since he'll have speed and power capped way ahead with the buhi cards
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>>558995568
the european ones
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This Shichi is good enough for this CM?
i failed some trainings and failed to get the dirt spark
Sympathy is there because i got 68 points left
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once I get mcqueen from the daily legend races I'm going to build a mejiro CM team of mcqueen/dober/ardan, and when I inevitably lose and in B finals I'm going to ragequit and uninstall
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>>558995415
Ehhhhh fuck that. Doing high roll runs never feels fun and after it ends I feel like I wasted my time.
I get something in between usable and high roll with my safe cards.
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>>558995063
bwo just join the discord
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>>558995416
It's a very good song. They really don't seem to miss when it comes to the anni songs.
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>>558995479
yes 60
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>>558995568
ButtSweat's lead keeps getting sick but hasn't died. Take from that what you will.
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>>558995459
*was
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>>558995115
KMR leaving CyGames was truly the end. You now have newfags trying to pretend /cyge/ accepted that shit ever.
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>>558995627
You need gamble skills for Late and this one has none.
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I had a dream where I tied up some guy with rope in a fighting game but it soon switched to me bombarding Brian with a bunch of cheek smooches. Its been a while since she showed up in my dreams so this is a GREAT thing to wake up to!
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>>558992126
WOULD!!!!!!!!! EL CONDOR LARGA SEXOOOOOO
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>>558995729
gamble skills?
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>>558995627
>guts
kek, the only time gutsmaxxing worked is when the hidden Speed boost stat was Guts. You City is trash
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>>558995627
...
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>>558992126
El... easy on the salsa...
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What if instead of kicking the flatliners we bought them a subscription to sweepy?
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>>558995063
we will have 2 slots shortly
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washed
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>>558995627
Not enough accel skills.
Acceleration = useless.
NSM not that good on this track.
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>>558996136
>sweepy race model added
>won't be in a banner for another 2 months
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>>558996258
>NSM not that good on this track.
Your oguri smile?
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>>558996281
Daring Tact has been in JP for like 3 years or more, including her race model, and she's still not trainable.
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The mahjong general club may need 2, or 3 members. B+ club, no quotas or anything gay like that. Reply with ID if you want to chill during MANTblazer while having access to 3000 years of advanced knowledge or something.
Maybe I'll ask again in 2, or 3 days.
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Jesus Christ I am NEVER getting the All-Round Ruler secret event.
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>>558996281
Biko's has been there since the start, and she doesn't get added until two years in.
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>>558996413
difference is nobody cares about Biko
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>>558996368
How in the fuck. Stop embarrassing digi
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>>558996336
>everyone is running fronts
>everyone too spread out at the accel phase
feels like that to me
nta
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>>558995808
It's unbelievable how daughterwife El is, her burning passion, killer body, she's so perfect.
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Joburi Cap cost me 1 (potentially 2) star pieces...
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>>558996532
Fronts who failed to get 1st all slows down, and pace and other late still exists to proc it off to
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>>558996359
If you beat me in jongers I'll join
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>>558996503
That's rude.
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>>558996639
Post room.
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>>558996516
She just refuses to win. Flat out. I've been trying for days.
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>>558994931
fuku is basically the pal card
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>>558996609
>that's made her stronger
>stats stay the ame
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>>558996736
>>558996736
>>558996736
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>>558996723
>>558996639
can I watch
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>>558996609
I accidentally entered a mile G Super Creek on my first legend race against Ama.
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>>558996768
Anon why didn't you use the updated news!!!
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>>558996737
Front running until first summer. Pace after summer.
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>>558996768
That OP image is dogshit
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>>558996768
>826/316
what the fuck are you doing
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>>558996808
using an aptitude filter in legend races saved me from that
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>>558996768
This thread definitely feels like a shitpost
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watch as the tranny jannies leave that thread up, even though we have over 50 images left. yet they'll delete an ntrbro thread when theres only 2 images left
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>>558996612
>Fronts who failed to get 1st all slows down
true, but that takes time and usually delays the activation. NSM works if you're actively overtaking someone with a velocity skill up probably, but never because someone is naturally slowing down in front of you, at least not at a right time
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I would create a new bread but everyone's already posting on the other one
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shant be using that bread
>>558997073
make it, and use the updated op from the deleted marvey thread
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>>558997073
bread quick
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>>558996723
>>558996639
>>558996801
Now that we're alone in this thread, get in
Majsoul Friends Room 80491(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80491
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>>558997169
Will you laugh at my fresh account since I only play on RC?
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Another bait thread so OP and others can samefag for hours.
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updated and real bread
>>558997252
>>558997252
>>558997252
>>558997252
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Hopefully janny doesn't nuke it
>>558997260
>>558997260
>>558997260
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>>558997297
>>558997307
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>>558997297
>>558997307
Nyo...
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You are all fucking idiots.
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You fucking retards
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>>558997297
>>558997307
holy shit you retards
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>>558997297
>>558997307
that does it I'm posting in the other thread
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>>558997297
>>558997307
Holy janny is gonna FREAK
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>>558997297
>>558997307
bravo...
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>>558997297
>>558997307
bravo

>>558997249
Nyo
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>>558997297
>>558997307
Meido will definitely nuke them now
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>>558997297
>>558997307
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Most intelligent general on /vg/
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>>558997169
2/4
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so are we staying here after all the threads get nuked
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They need to allow self deletions on /vg/ so we resolve it ourselves.
I'm expecting all three threads to be deleted this time though.
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>>558997712
I wouldn't delete. I'm a man and I'll own up my mistakes and show the world
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>>558997169
Sorry I only play chess, and poorly so.
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>>558997698
nyes
>>558997712
they will only delete the legitimate attempts at threads and leave the troll thread up
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HAAAAAA HA HA HA
IT SEEMS THAT THE THREAD WAS SO OVERJOYED FROM WITNESSING MY EVERLASTING BRILLIANCE THAT THEY MADE THREE NEW THREADS IN ADVANCE
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>>558997792
you should learn mahjong, it's more fun than chess
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>>558997882
I can't read chinese
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>>558997169
I haven't played jong in years
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>>558997926
You don't need to, mahjong soul has tooltips for dekinais and a very good american friendly tutorial that will make the game easy to understand. If there is any spark of 'tism inside of you, the game will click right away. Those posts saying mahjong only brings suffering without a single benefit in return, while true you can ignore them.
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>>558997169
3/4 btw
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>>558993108
how is dokkan so fuarking strong
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>>559000380
idk
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>>558997169
AIEEE
I HATE MAHJONG
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>>559002043
say that again nigga



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