Later in March Edition>Recent NewsNightmares of Ursol will release for Turtle Wow tentatively later in March, introducing a bunch of new content to the game and unlocking BWL and ES on Ambershire: https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24129>Released ServersCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance<Chuckers of Sneed> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread
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I have a level 40 or something Shaman on Ambershireis it worth coming back and getting to 60 or is the server shit
Is there any good servers coming out, preferably new? Offical or unoffical? Anything fresh? Vanilla, TBC, Wotlk? Anything bros?
>>559034985I am not letting you out of your cage.
>>559035397Yes. Come join <Chuckers of Sneed>.
>>559034945Because Gramble is a faildom who can’t handle bratty subs like Elafi while Tandrok is a truedom who knows how to keep bitches in line.
>>559035109<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction
FRIENDLY REMINDER: <Chuckers of Sneed> is still recruiting to bolster our numbers for BWL. We're looking for Shamans, Druids, and Warriors. God bless!
>>559035109<Poo In The Loo> - Frostmourne, crossfaction
rofl
whisper yeben or noiradin on ambershire if you want to be part of a guild that respects your timeguild is dkp, uses an addon that makes it easy to manage itthe core of the guild is built on anons and we don't recruit trash from world chat but people who align with the other playersconsumes, goodwill and effort requiredour roster right now is 31 people and we are looking for-resto druids-hunters (any spec)-fury warriorslegendaries have a public waitlist that won't be manipulatedraid times arethursday sunday 8pm central europe time for minor raidsfriday 7pm for molten corecancer that's killing /wpsg/ not welcomewe help new players improve at the game as well as get their pre-bis
>>559035109<Evil’s Bane> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction
>>559035109<Equilibrium> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction
>>559035484Just play tauri until legion comes out, its already on the 7.3.5 client so you can play the legion versions of specs until level 100
https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24132&sid=76eb994637acd9ae5da395ceec640869>Rank Points decay every week, as before.lollmao evenliterally the only change people really wanted was for decay to be removed/reworked so that you could rank up at your own pace and not ~have~ to play the game an unhealthy amount to ever be able to get r14and they do all this useless shit while leaving that in
>>559038209actually never mind didn't read the cap being 20k honor at 1/10th current honor rate before making this, that's like 4 hours of ab day.
When Elafi asks if you want to see the cool new trick she taught Boyfriend, just say no.
>>559038887You do still have to grind out your ranks if you haven't already.
icecrown has to be the worst area designed in the game
what is the most secure way to launch twow outside of sandbox vm environments? or is it best to just use the launcher on another computer you are not *too* worried about maintaining hardware/software opsec on?
sexo
>>559042605more like melaninastraszafucking nigger dragon
>>559042372Don't use the launcher. Launch the game in a vm or a sandbox.
Nordrassil the final boss of Turtle WoW
>>559040295It's called "The Lipstick"!
Can I heal as shadow on turtle? if so is there a specific build or does it not matter?
anyone playing Ebonhold?
>have to fart>instinctively stick finger in my butt, fart, then smell itEvery timeHow do I stop
>>559046870why would you stop?
So the HandyNotes_Ascension_POI only works for the servers currently on 'nilla WoW and not Area 52 (the BC one).....God. Fucking. Damnit.
The Oculus has to be the worst fucking dungeon in wrath
owo
>>559047365violet hold>>559047691man its literally all down hill after lucky star
>>559047905People will never truly know peak
It was a special time. That I may never get to live again as long as I live. You had to of been there to experience it. It's gone now.
>>559046043I have to say that dog earned his treat.
There are whispers that it still exists, somewhere
You when we wiped in MC
>>559046340no
I must go back to my home... I got to taste communism and cartel and all that is "against america". I got to experience the freedom that those who claim to be free never get to feel. But I must go back to reality. The prison. sayonara turtle wow.
>>559049658I only hope one day we meet again, under a common banner, in unity, without war or division. A more epic society. Until then, peace.
>>559049554literally me
>>559049658>>559049893interesting post brother, peace and love.
>>559048380i can believe that americans live like that unironically
>>559049658as-salamu alaykum (السَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ)
>>559049554this is me
>>559049658>I got to experience the freedom that those who claim to be free never get to feeldeep
All I want is a cute bpd discord kitten girlboyfriend to hold hands with while we play turtle wow. Is that really such a big ask?
>>559051678same...
>>559052079Give.
>>559052079i deserve her
>>559051678same but i honestly just want another faggy little twink to talk to and play around with, not some batshit insane tranny.
>>559051678I want a batshit insane tranny.
>>559052167>>559052221>>559052375>>559052986>>559053154now all kiss
>>559053154With a cute cock!
i gave you blues and bags you FUCKING TRAITOR!
>>559053154>>559053479you people are not even gay just sex starved incels, or you just refuse to work out and do anything irl that might attract another guy you like. would you want to date or hookup with a gross fat slob who never works out?we are not the same.yeah yeah yeah i know this will all fall on deaf ears but im just kinda fatigued by /tttt/ insanity leaking(hurr durr durr) all over to this game, general, and normal LGB people, and im sure the few normal trans girls out there hate this shit too.basically where are the normal twinks at on here is what im asking. i love cosplaying and all that too BUT I KNOW I AM NOT ACTUALLY A GIRL. where are the other people like me here? absent it looks like.
>>559051678>>559053154>>559054023sorry, i'm mentally stable...
I will never understand erp troons. It's like you people didn't imbibe the 2005 tier wisdom that all people playing female avatars in WoW are men and the few actual females are hambeasts
>>559054970what a lil bitch you are
>>559054970>you betrayed us for branded Odd thing to say when <Evil> is just <Branded>'s sub guild.
>>559055826take it off
>>559054970>theo raped again by branded
>>559054970aren't you every day in world chat BEGGING for someone to erp with you? sounds like branded isnt satisfying your needs
>>559056095It isn’t odd because Theo is a clueless retard purposefully excluded from the inner clique so he has no clue what’s even going on
>>559055826Wait the character named Cagedfemboy is actually a man? What the
>>559056930Who?
I remember pupperpals
>>559057209the thing is that people with names like that are fat and disgusting irl. good luck ever getting RL pics(as if you would even want them) from a faggot like that. because he knows, he wont share, act cutesy, all that, but what you idiots are forgetting isnt that its a man, but 95% of these men are not even attractive in and put in 0 effort.if you can divide that in your head from the masturbation then have fun i guess, but me personally, i would rather play and erp, fap together on mic, or cam for each other with another twink in good shape but hey man thats just me
The idea of loot council is growing on me. Not even because of gay shit like who le deserves it most, but because so many of you stupid no brain nigger monkeys have exactly zero idea how to gear your characters and take shit that is not only not as good for you as someone else, but is even a downgrade from your dungeon gear for your spec.
>>559057617But I don’t want IRL shit with the people I ERP with. I just want ERP. The ideal setup is we’re friends, we play together, and when we’re horny, we ERP and jerk off together. If you’re looking for some IRL relationship, log off and go outside.
>>559058021do it. would end up making the whole thing crash and burn with maximum lolz
>>559058021the retardin special>takes BIS gear from every single other class just to do less dps than the tank
>more branded members joined Evil's raids this weekI'm noooooticing
>>559035109Holy shit put evil back in the OP retarded niggers
>>559058080no its not that. i am not talking about IRL relationships, but i am and have been active homesexually irl for years. what i am saying is that if i am erping with someone acting cutesy, well i expect them to be cute and have a nice body/all that.i guess ERP maybe just isnt my thing.
>>559058021Evil already has a loot council for the important loot. Some random drop in ZG that is nowhere near bis for anyone doesn’t need a loot council to weigh in on it. Even the good stuff barely matters because loot is so plentiful.Getting bent out of shape because a guildmate got a piece of gear that would be slightly better for you is retarded and you know what if you actually spoke up and asked them for it they’d probably just hand it over you autistic retard.
>>559058362shut the fuck up <Evil> cuckwe at <Branded> OWN youyou are our VASSALS
>>559058362It’s already in there twice>branded>fmcMaybe make one fucking guild instead of three
>>559058495>Getting bent out of shape because a guildmate got a piece of gear that would be slightly better for youthat's not the problem you fucking illiterate niggerI literally SAID that's not itI'm saying you FUCKING STUPID MONKEYS cannot be trusted to gear yourselves, and that is why you do 300 dps. You are STUPID and do not KNOW what you should be equipping.
>>559058395>gay irlGross as fuck dude. Find Christ.
>>559058605>ackshually that item isnt bis for you so shouldnt get it instead you should wait until an item with less than a percent chance drops and outroll half the raid for it because it gives you one extra apPeople like you need to get a life
>>559058850cringe strawmanI can tell you're taking personal offense because your dps is pathetic. If your dps is still in the triple digits even on bosses with no mechanics don't even reply to me.
>remember turtle wow>played goblin >all looked hideous (females)>hd patch made them cute>but cutest face was the ugliest og face>so everyone without hd patch sees me as an ugly bitchHave they released goblin skins? Or fixed their faces? All i want is to be a cute goblin girl
>>559058282not counting the overpowered rogue spec, aren't 2 ret paladins the top dps in your guild
>>559058080ERPing with friends is 10x as creepy and gay as with strangers you can at least pretend resemble their character irl. This is just like those LGBT incest friend groups you sometimes see in real life. And they’re always made up of fat drug addicted losers
>>559058691shut the hell up you profane faggot erping with 200 pound e-trannys talking down to a person who actually lives there life....if that was bait good job i guess because dear lord talk about cognitive dissonance
>mfw I finally realized that most of the thread is inhabited by incelchuds who are mad because not even trannies want to fuck them>so they come here to vent>only to end up on Branded anyway caged and locked.
>>559059072not my guild, no.https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/94063/base?history_state=1
>>559059618>incelchuds who are mad because not even trannies want to fuck themlol come on nowthis is not a thing that existstrannies will fuck anythingyou couldn't even keep this narrative up until the end of your post, you started writing out your ERP fantasy with them anyway
>>559059618lol kpoor thing ;(
>>559058950It’s not a strawman when that sort of shit has happened. Care less about some random piece of gear you’d replace next week.
>>559059767>trannies will fuck anythinganything but (you), thats how undesirable you are
>>559059936>It’s not a strawman when that sort of shit has happened.???????Okay you are ESL and I am done speaking with you because you are too retarded to understand either what I am saying or what you are saying.
>>559059767>speaking of facts is fantasy now
>>559035109Is turtle the only one worth playing?
>>559059618I'm in Evil and several Branded members have nonchalantly asked me in DMs for ERP though
>>559059091Jerking it with your bros is the second most heterosexual thing a man can do.
>>559060015I could message you in game right now, straight up say I'm one of the guys calling you a retard in the thread, and you would still want to ERP with me because you are a desperate incel. Any attempt to pretend otherwise is pure copium.
>>559060021>can’t understand basic english>accuses others of being esl
il just leave this here lol
>>559060176nah sis I'm a volcel #MGTOW
>>559054970You won't be missed, lilbro left because no one gave xim attention LMAO
>>559060068Post screenshots.
>>559060176you see I would insist you are caged and the sub in our ERP while I am the truedom so I gain izzat and am not the incel saar
>>559060176not even trannies want you
>>559060176I want to erp with this bratty sub.
>>559060316I’m going to give this cute little bottom plenty of attention, <Branded> style.
Sounds like Snoy there should ask Elafi if he can see Boyfriend’s new trick
>I’m going to give this cute little bottom plenty of attention, <Branded> style.
Troons itt thinking there are normal men or chuds pining to ERP with them as if they are desirable women is so rich. Bro it’s just you and 15 other faggots just like you. You’re in an incest friend group made up of incel prison gays
>>559059094Don’t care what they look like because I’m not fucking them in real life nor do I have any desire to have gay sex because it is no joke nasty and vile.For the same reason I don’t care that the cameraman who filmed the porn I jerk off to is likely a fat greasy old dude nor do I care that the producer of the porn is a fat old jew. Does it matter? I’m not having sex with those dudes. I’m jerking off to images of a sexy women and my thoughts of having sex with them. If I read an erotic story I don’t care that the author is a fat gross man. The fantasy again is sex with women. Same when I ERP.
>>559061316this, for reallmao
>>559060990Why did you post a picture of Gramble? I thought we were done doxxing Evil GMs.
We could be discussing gameplay or lore or personal stories of our characters. Instead we discuss who erp'd with whom and for some reason that is worthy everyone's attention. How did Branded even become the dominant guild anyway? How come its always the`players who ERP ending up being in charge?
>>559061409well im gay and can tell you i dont have gross and vile sex because i am fit and take care of myself just like my ex and anyone ive hooked up with.still, i understand what you are saying with how you treat ERP. i could go on it is a bit more nuanced, but fair enough.
>>559061829>well im gayEw. Gross.
>>559061936so is you erping with gross trannys but i waved my hand and said fair enoughgrow up a bit (mental) kiddo
>>559061814You tried to sneak into Branded to secretly ERP and raid with anons but were exposed by Asa and forced to abandon that character.
>>559062006>typing to someone is gross>covering your penis in feces and getting infected anal tears isn’tlmao fag
>>559061814>How come its always the`players who ERP ending up being in charge?Non incels have better things to do than usurp power in a world of warcraft guild, let alone a 4chan adjacent world of warcraft guild.
>>559062256grow up.
>>559062313So instead you continue raiding with tranny freaks and chatting with them in a thread? Makes no sense.
>>559062361Why should I? It’s more fun clowning on you when the only reason you’re anti-ERP now is because you got rejected. Same with being anti-anon guilds. Reality is you want this thread to love you and it never will. You will never be Sylma.
>>559062631psychobabble, oooh psychobabble
>>559062706Your concession of defeat is accepted. Good day.
>>559062076Wut? I joined Branded because I wanted to play with people from FMC because I like them nothing else. I generally don't play that much recently. Raids need a lot of preparation and then they take ages to finish sometimes. I just don't have the time right now to constantly go on raids and have my sleeping schedule get messed up constantly.Same reason for RP events actually that can drag for 4-5+ hours sometimes.
>>559062449I'm sure a lot of thinks make no sense to you when you're mentally disabled.
>>559062834If you hate trannies stop associating with them. Both Evil and Branded, along with this thread, is full of trannies. You have no desire to change this even if you could, so just leave.I hate niggers, which is why I live in an all white neighborhood. Why would I choose to live in a ghetto surrounded by niggers I hate? Make it make sense.
>>559062814Who exactly from FMC did you like?
>>559063105I didn't even say anything about trannies you fucking retard, my post was a general observation of how people who seek out positions of power on the internet, 4chan or otherwise, tend to be mentally ill incels.
Elekkow here, please join my new guild <Nice> unless you are a tranny. Also please put it in the OP.
>>559063702Most normal guilds aren’t run by powertripping fags in fact they are barely run by anyone because who wants to deal with that shit
>>559064327Screenshot or fake and gay
>>559064327Why are all these Ambershire guilds fucking adjectivesGuild names are supposed to be NOUNS
>>559064568Because they’re <Retarded>Join <Chuckers of Sneed>
>>559063396He can’t name them because he was a snake who shitposted the guild even when he was our maintank
>>559063396JibFilthydrunkTelegethu
>>559064327Nice.
>FUCKING DISGUSTING ERP TRANNY I WOULD NEVER ERP WITH YOU REEEEEEEEEEE>STUPID INCEL CHUD IM THE ONE WHO WOULDNT ERP WITH YOU REEEEEEEEEEshut the fuck up already, youre literally the same
>>559065164One of these people is telling the truth. The other one fantasizes about finally having the opportunity to reject somebody because it would make him feel powerful and he is Indian and thinks he would gain izzat.
>>559063396Not going to name them all or else they might get mad at me and I'm trying to avoid that.
anybody wanna play mario kart?
>>559065361They don’t exist because >>559064987 is right.
>>559065361>i have friends but i can’t name them because they’re so utterly ashamed to be my friend that i must keep it a complete secretThat’s big sad
>>559065817>>559065949
>open thread>TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES INCEL INCEL INCEL>close thread for the next few months again
>trannies versus incels?>me an intellectual will never take a side!
more like the normal gay people vs incel trannys
>normal>gayoxymoron faggot
>>559066808xD
Im Elaynnas friend
>>559064471
>>559052079i miss my stinky neet gamergirl girlfriend.....................
>>559061814
>>559067221No way, did a tank shaman take the sigil?
>>559067221>>559067221Fakehttps://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/ElekkowHe's in a guild named <Realm>. Thanks for wasting your time lying unconvincingly though.
>>559067637
Currently Recruiting:2D Fantasy Map ArtistTurtle WoW is looking for a 2D artist to help create in-game maps for zones and dungeons. Ideally, you're familiar with World of Warcraft's visual style and have experience working with it, or at least a strong eye for layout, detail, and classic MMO vibes.Big plus if you understand how map exploration works in-game.As a test task, we're asking you to create a stylized map of the Dire Maul entrance area, similar in layout and tone to maps like Caverns of Time, Blackrock Mountain, or Scarlet Monastery.You are provided with a PSD file [download here] that includes:A minimap of the area — follow it accurately (you can move or resize, but don't rotate).Styled labels and layers from the Wailing Caverns map as examples.Things to consider:Map title placement.Framing the layout with simple illustrations.Keeping the design clean, readable, and true to World of Warcraft artistic style.Send your submission to Akalix via DM here or twchaix on Discord!
>>559068472Do they pay well?
Got some new weapons and gear from Stormwrought castle and descent. I just cut through mob after mob without any issues.
>>559068864I entered the contest where they were looking for someone to make maps, but I watermarked the map I made. They liked it and asked me if they could pay me 200 turtle tokens a map. I said no.Honestly it isn’t that hard to do but you pay people in real money not scrip. I probably would have taken 20 euros a map since again they are easy to whip up.
>>559070787You definitely have issues kid.
Fall Into You...Fade Away...
On my way to Gilneas I heard the humans there have issues with... dogs?
>>559073358>inb4 the knot
i look and act like dexter morgan
>>559065361I'll never get mad at you for namedropping me
>>559073358Bitch get your turtle
>>559070937it's easy so it isn't worth 20 dollars a popgot it
>>559074496god shut the fuck up elaynna realize that your english is bad and you do not understand what people are saying and stop picking meaningless fights
>>559074496It's worth $20.It isn't worth 200 turtle tokens.I can't pay my rent in turtle tokens.I can't put food on my table with turtle tokens.
>>559074615it's not his faulthe's having chatgpt translate for him and sometimes it's wrong
>>559074615>>559074989butthurt artfaggot nobody will buy your shit for 20 dollars>>559074826you see, the value of something is not dictated by how much time you put into itif you spend 10 hours making a map is it now worth 100 dollars because you ask for $10/hr? noit's all about how many people are out there willing to do the "work" you did for less moneypeople will pay 5 digit sums for a heart surgeon because frankly, no heart surgeon will do it for less and you can't just give a jeet a scalpel to it for cheaperon the other hand, a guy sweeping the streets will do it for 2 dollars, until someone else comes and agrees to do it for 1 dollar and so onyou are asking 20 dollars for something random faggots on deviantart do for FREE
As Darelon made it across the massive gate into Gilneas he met a small camp of humans. He asked them what is wrong with this here mighty kingdom? After all both the kingdom and the king are alive and well. The flags of Gilneas and the mighty city in the distance. It cannot be so bad...The man broke down in tears and explained the situation to me.>"By the Light! It is horrible. The King and the royal family we do not know if they're still alive. We're in the midst of a of succession! The prince he's gone and the few last rebels hold the last settlement Ravenshire that is allied to the Alliance."Darelon shakes his head in disbelief and shock. Gilneas the mighty human kingdom that managed to survive for this long in such a dire state. The man continues...>"There are wolves that walk like humans assaulting us poor farmers, fanatics in the hills and the undead freely roam the streets."Darelon can't help but weep at this man's troubles. Putting his hand on the man shoulder he promises that he shall reach the Ravenshire and aid them however he can. Not wasting any more time he sets out to slay any filthy wolf-man who crosses his path.
>>559075621>Darelon shakes his head grimmly
>>559075507akalix, nobody will do this shit for freegive up
>>559075507cool save I'm sure that gay little paragraph and goalpost shift will make us all forget you can't read and don't know what scrip means
>>559075730at any point the braindead turdle devs can AI gen a dozen maps and touch them up in photoshop themselves, it's not hard
>>559075836then why won't they do it?
https://www.talent-builder.dev/c/1.18.1bro wake up new talent trees just dropped
>>559075805idk what you are talking about just as much people don't care to pay you 20 dollars for your "work"
>>559075852what do i know? cuz they are retards?
>>559075985>what do i knowabsolutely nothing, as you've made very very clear
>>559076336cope harder faggotnobody is paying you
>>559075874they finally improved MM hunternice
It was my first time setting foot in "Wailing Caverns" I got upset when the DPS warrior said I was a bad tank and they kept running ahead drawing aggro even though I asked them to not. I said, "thats fine I'll just let you die - you get what you deserve for running ahead", then the DPS responded with "I dont play with shit party members" and then something along the lines of "some tanks pride themselves on always being first" ... so that just mad me uncomfortable, like I am not good enough? It made it feel odd because it was people from here. So after the 2nd boss, the DPS decided to run ahead, again ,jumping up and down pulling everything, so I decided to leave instance.As for the apology, I wouldn't exactly apologize, I deeply appreciate the help from the anons involved, but I feel like I suppose I have a different playstyle and outlook on my first time in a instance and tank roles. For me the tank should draw aggro on their first time in a dungeon and a DPS shouldnt be running ahead of them rushing the instance. I appreciate the help queueing in. But if this is the case, I would rather run it with my guildmates, as they would stop and let me look at the scenery, read notes laying in the instance, open chests, and even take pictures.
>>559076512might finally finish leveling my hunter to 60is pvp still all shamans/paladins globaling everything?
>>559076846if you want to explore and admire the scenery in dungeons then do it with friendsor do it alone in peace at 60randoms just want to finish it fast for the quests/loot
>>559075836Then they can do that and be done with it. I’m not so strapped for cash that I’ll take bottle caps as payment but I also know my time and work has value.
>>559076846>>559077048Plenty of people who do certain dungeons the very first time. Especially on turtle. All my groups during the weekend had people who did Stormwrought castle and descent for the very first time. I don't care if you're experienced and in a hurry. Let people learn.I always make sure to explain boss mechanics, show them the torch puzzle and take my time waiting for everyone to be ready.
>>559077238they will either use AI or have some dude do it for free/200 turdle tokens(value: 0)
>In Maraudon run>Full group>Going smoothly>Good group no problem at all>Halfway through the instance>Mage from /vg/ guild <Evil> says to wait>We wait a minute or two>He comes back and goes fucking crazy>"KEKS KEKS KEKS!">He pulls everything>Wipes us>"NIGGERING KEKS!!!">He leaves>Whisper officer of guild to let him know>"FUCK YOU KEK NIGGER"
I don't understand why Elaynna still posts here. He betrayed everyone. All of his former friends either don't talk to him anymore or they actively dislike him.
>>559077656I still talk with Elaynna
>>559076846Elaynna wrote up this fake story using chatgpt then replied to it here >>559077341
>>559077397Doesn’t affect me any. If they want to use AI they can and if some other guy wants to chump for them he can. Adults make choices and mine was no I’m not doing your art for Monopoly cash.
>>559077684I don't and all the anons that I regularly talk to, who used to be friends with him, don't either.
>>559077687If you truly understood the mechanics of World of Warcraft at a higher level, you’d realize that pulling aggressively to “save time” usually results in embarrassing wipes but I’m sure that’s just a detail you’ve overlooked in your rush. It’s almost charming when people think they can brute force through dungeons without coordination or patience, but those of us who’ve played long enough know better. Patience isn’t a sign of weakness; it’s a sign of having the experience to avoid the kind of amateur mistakes that, unfortunately, still seem to elude you.
>>559078098chatgpt wrote this
>>559078158Me? ChatGPT? That’s a bit of an odd accusation, isn’t it? I’ve been playing this game long before that whole AI thing even became a topic of discussion. But sure, go ahead and believe what you want just don’t let your rush to conclusions cloud your judgment like it does with your dungeon runs.
>>559077656Ego. He can't accept that people don't like him so he keeps trying to reinvent himself with new characters and new personas. It just doesn't work. When he doesn't make it obvious that it is him, nobody cares. And when he does make it obvious this is the New Elaynna, nobody likes him.If he doesn't have time for WoW he should just let go and leave this thread but he can't. He's not the only one. /wpsg/ always has schizos who stopped playing but still hang around to dramapost. Some anons just use generals as surrogate friend groups, even though the generals hate them.
>>559078098>>559078158That reaction image makes literally no sense with the tone the AI was giving off he is definitely using chatgpt and also doesn't even understand what it's saying
>>559078609I think the joke is that he has autism and human emotions are a mystery to our dear boy Elaynna.
>>559078260uooooh ToT
>>559078609I play the game right now I just like to post some of the gameplay. How is anything I posted a dramapost? You were all just talking about having sex with trannies...>>559078676Why should I be emotional? Over what?
larping as someone that actually enjoys playing wow is one of the most pathetic fucking things ive seen in this general
>>559078098At a higher level you have a hunters pulling mobs into you constantly little buddy.
Stop bullying Elaynna! She's done nothing wrong!
>>559079506Elafi constantly pull for us and then we wipe.
lf 8 foot tall worgen bf
>>559079624Wiping to lava spawns can't be a hunter's fault.
any one playing accension?
>>559080056no because the devs are fucking retarded
They always say ok retard. They never say are you ok retard.
Because they don't care about some retard.
are there any biofems itt
>>559079649h-hey..
>been out long>let's see if stormforge released legion on wod>nothing>let's see if tauri released legion>nothingfug, also i thought turtle wow was supposed to die? it's still up and running with players
>>559081464And Turtle has new content coming out later this month
i miss yeben ingame
>>559081591after months of delay
>>559081464turtle slowed down for sure
>>559080901Yes
Oh the new demonology tree removed master conjuror. I liked my healthstones.
>>559082719Proof?
>>559054970>example #529 of branded members showing themselves to be shitty people
>>559082892Me
>glownigger
elaynna the kind of nigga to namedrop some random anon in a shitpost and then claim to be their friend 10 posts later
>>559036775add a no potheads rule and ill joinfucking hate grey parsing druggies so much bros passing out on the 2nd boss and rolling on shit they already have
https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
i've never noticed this before, is it original?
>>559085331yup its an easter egg shenna drawed it
>>559083876looks like a star wars fan to me lul
I get so racist around this time of day Between South America waking up and India going into its primetime I see so many fucking dumbasses that can hardly speak English being stupid niggers at this time and they PISS ME OFF
>>559085767your brown
>>559085892NO I'M FUCKING NOT *grabs you by the hair and smashes your head through the wall* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>559086420Cute!
En las verdes colinas de Quel'Thalas, donde la luz del sol brillaba a través de los árboles altos y majestuosos, Asalys, una alta elfa de cabellos plateados y ojos resplandecientes como las estrellas, entrenaba con su arco bajo la suave brisa del viento. Su corazón, aunque lleno de coraje y determinación, latía con una profunda soledad, pues aún no había encontrado a alguien que compartiera su visión del mundo.Un día, mientras se preparaba para un desafío en el campo de batalla, un guerrero de apariencia imponente apareció en el horizonte. Era Darelon, el gran guerrero de Quel'Thalas, conocido por su destreza con la espada y su valentía sin igual. Su presencia era tan fuerte como la fuerza de un trueno, y su mirada, tan profunda como el mar.
Asalys, cautelosa pero intrigada, observó cómo Darelon se acercaba, su armadura dorada resplandeciendo bajo la luz del sol. Él sonrió al verla, un gesto suave y sereno que contrastaba con la intensidad de su reputación.>"Saludo a la guerrera más hábil de nuestra tierra", dijo Darelon, su voz grave y llena de admiración. "He oído hablar de tu destreza con el arco. Te gustaría probar algo más... desafiante?"
>tfw 0 anons itt who can match my freakERP is so dull because of this
Asalys, sin poder evitar sonrojarse, asintió con una ligera sonrisa. >"Si aceptas mi desafío, grande Darelon, tal vez aprenderás que hay más en un arco que solo flechas."La batalla que siguió no fue solo una lucha de fuerza, sino una danza de habilidades y respeto mutuo. Mientras luchaban, sus miradas se cruzaban, y en esos instantes, algo más surgió entre ellos, algo que ni la espada ni el arco podían medir.Al final del combate, ambos respiraban pesadamente, pero sus ojos brillaban con una chispa especial. Darelon, viendo la gracia y la fortaleza de Asalys, dio un paso hacia ella, quitándose su casco con una sonrisa.
>>559086945>>559087367>>559087723Oi! Leave my threadwife alone, or else!
>helf player is brownpottery...
>>559087375Same.
>>559086945>>559087367>>559087723>complexo de vira-lata
>>559086945>>559087367>>559087723Españolynna…
>>559035109<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction, fun and games, raids every week, all classes welcome
>>559080056You mean bronzebeard? I asked the same question yesterday, then logged in myself and there was a bunch of people still in Crossroads. Got instant LFG proc as lvl58 rdruid as well. I guess server is alive and well.
>>559089512>>559058351
>>559089512Buy an ad shill
>>559089863>he doesn't know
i killed psykiller from evil in a bg today. did i get put on the erp hitlist for this?
>>559089863Retard
>>559087375list 3 kinks
>>559090295Yes. Death by snu snu. Keyholder's orders.Nothing personal, kid.
>>559089512PROPERTY OF TANDROK
>>559089871No :) Add us to the list.
>>559091862You're right there><Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfactionand there><Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfactionStop making guilds
>>559092152FMC is a dead guild and should not be in the op
>>559090295Yes, theyre coming to molest you in the night. You need to wear a chastity cage to keep them away.
>>559092215Yet you faggots won't shut up about that guild
>>559092215it's still thereone could post a sign up for a raid and maybe a few people would even sign up for that
>>559092152What if in fairness you combined the three guilds into one posting? Something like this:<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction (Ambershire charter guilds <Branded> and <Evil>)
>>559092560That guy is not after fairness, he's just a le epic troll.
>>559092469Sure and those people wouldn't do it because the guild is in the op but rather because they are still in the discord. The only thing having it in the op does is confuse newfags.
>>559092403Shitposters like you are the only ones yapping about it
>>559093140Literally the only thing I've said about that guild is>>559092403>Yet you faggots won't shut up about that guild
>>559093510Not very belivable when your first instinct when someone said it should be removed was to shitpost about it
lf 8.1 foot tall worgen gf
>>559093787I'm literally telling the other anon to shut the fuck up about some dead ass guildGo catch the short bus
>>559093990esl melty learn english and stop your shitposting
>>559093951I'm not that tall, but I am that long
>>559094179>not a single mistake>"esl"You're grasping at straws
>>559094934Indians throw out the ESL comment preemptively even though you've said nothing wrong so that when they inevitably make a mistake (or the chatgpt they're using to translate does) they can throw out the >no u meme arrow when you call them ESL.
>>559094934low iq = esl
I am officially declaring my transition from prison gay to Superstraight.
I am officially grinding sooo hard on BBC+ right now
classes for this feel?
>>559098874orc rogue
>>559098874Troll warrior with sandfury skin (only $20 shennabux)
I hit 60 as resto sham on twow, where do I go now? I assume if I join any of the higher tier stuff like the 10 man dungeons I'll be a detriment. Spam scholo, strat, dire maul first for the pieces there?
What's the most fun class to hardcore?
>>559100660Join raids and drop windfury. Gear up. Do high end dungeons. Gear up. Get your attunes. Gear up. If you're on Nord any raid where you'd be a hindrance will require a gear check. If you're on Ambershire it's just MC and shit. Those raids were built to be cleared by fresh 60s for the most part. Don't sweat it.
>>559098874Dwarf paladin
anyone need this
>>559109390Last 2 digits are my roll
you people suck.
>>559110307you won
>>559109390One too much strength and not leather. 0/10 trash
>just learned I live in the same city as the person I ERP withWhat is the correct course of action to take here? They don't know where I live.
>>559113178depends on who's the bottom
>>559089512look man I said that we needed more shamans before, but now every new player made a shaman and several other people made shaman alts, now we got too many shamans. Please, no more shamans!
>>559113178order 'za to his house
>>559089512Why are those two <Branded> whores allowed to steal our MC loot?
>>559089512look at that slut eyeing up Skraabitch hungry for a meaty totem!
What do you do in this situation?
>>559117273[perform oral sex]
Any one playing valionor?
>am bored>huh what could I play until Dynasty Warriors 3 remake comes out?>check tauri>they progressed from mop to pre legion>lose all interest instantly>check dalaran wow>dead, am sick of 3.3.5a anyways>let's try something else, something I did play ages ago>Ryzom>eventually I give up because of the sheer amount of jank, good for them it's still alive>check current wow private servers>oh well why not turtle?>damn classic is kinda nice>everything feels alive>the content I used to blast trough as quickly as possible makes sense now>doing dungeons feels meaningful, party members chat>some are new like me, some explain in detail what to do, everyone behaves like a human with a brain>all the classic world building, no bullshit cata changes, no flying mounts because there is no need to have them>nicely done, none over designed costum areas and dungeons like dragonmaw retreat fitting in seemingly>turn on warmode eventually, even world pvp is fun>wtf? I am having fun?this was all cool in it's own right, but then this>eventually turn on the radio for fun>some generic radio songs and all>suddenly a dj gets on and talks to world chat? wtf? >I write to him and he actually responds?this was the moment it clicked.alive internet theory. still turtle wow needs to lower their donation store prices before I donate. I've done so on other private servers but their pricing is just bullshit for not even being acount wide
>>559122048buy an ad, Shenna
>turn on warmode>world pvp is funmost unrealistic part of the fake story, you turn it on and get oneshot by a fully geared rogue
ok andthink of fully geared rogues like rare elite mobs you have to hide and escape from
>>559122875on ambershire it is. so far i got ganked only two times. otherwise you come across other players just leveling in their respective zone. a simple /wave usually defuses any pvp situation. I got it turned on for the slight xp bonus mostly. to me it is very funny to beat dickheads after the downed me with dots on them and only a sliffer of health left, then soulstoning myself back alive, fel doming my vw or succy and just wanding them from a distance. if they not have died to dots anyways. then I wait nearby behind a tree for them to res only to beat them once more for good measure, before leaving. to me thats fun. admittely i will turn off warmode if getting ganked beccomes a chore
>>559122875World pvp is shit because of rogues. It's just boring.
Just play a rogue then it's fun lmao
wow pvp is fun when you don't interact with the person you are fighting with
>world pvp
Yes, yes, wPvP is super fun, PvP should be the standard for WoW so everybody can participate and have his share of fun!
>>559117273>What do you do in this situation?HUH
anyone in thousand needles?
>>559131517what do you need?
>>559131937I am dying of thirst under the scorching sun
>>559132085Sorry to hear that BUDDY.
how to get dalaran horse
>>559067850I sure didand now my aoe threat gives paladins self esteem issues and mages all want to suck my dick because they can pump without fear of death while I'm around
What do Sigils even do? the tdb doesn't explain shithttps://database.turtlecraft.gg/?item=69107
>>559139613those are just shirts except the sigil of the hammer which is a quest itemsigil of ancient accord is a trinket
>>559067850Tank shaman and paladins like it as much as arcane mages do
I have tanked all dungeons without problems.How do i tank raids? Is it the same or should i be doing something more?
>>559139613They’re shirts with a tattoo graphic.
>>559140287Same principles apply.
herb prices are soaring right now
>>559140287if you tanked black morass you'll be fine in raids, those niggers hit harder than anything in MC
>>559142142the sand trolls of tanaris are blocking the trade ports, preventing the exports from reaching the civilized world.
and the trolls were pissed
>priest gives me holy champion when I'm DPSdoes he want my dick
THEY JUST STELATH DROPPED EMERALD SANCTUM THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>559146674>BRAAAAAAAAAP
>>559146674gonna raid her emerald sanctum
>>559146674I’m going to DRILL into her EMERALD SANCTUM
why is this music so insanely good?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpyInx0ldfo
Is Turtle down right now?
>>559156985Login is, they're gonna rollback all the ES loot
>>559156985Login server is down, but if you're already logged in then you can still play. Just don't log out.
lmao what a shitshow
i want to play turtlewow
>>559158284i hate you and hope you die
Some people have all the luck
anyone wanna play minecraft while turtle is down
>>559158725Sure
>>559158284Nice butt.
>>559158842>>559158649
can you guys let me know when the server is back up please and thank you
word on the street is Israel and America bombed where the login server is and that's why we can't get in
>>559146674>closes AH doors>BRRAAAAPPPP>dozens asphyxiate
>>559159916>chink ai slopNo thanks.
>Emerald Sanctum releasing before BWLWhat the fuck are they doing?
>>559161418they must have fucked up something
>>559161418They're taking the classic story in a new direction where Nefarian was a good guy all alonge
>>559161418>>559161571I didn't have the perms to release BWL because of stuff related to moving ZG ahead of it that you probably wouldn't understand but I could release ES with 1 command, so I did it. I'm tired of MC. I don't care if they fire me.
>>559161976Delusional.
splatoon 3 anyone?
>login server down for over an hour now>raid that isn't supposed to be available yet is getting cleared by pugs>someone already has the green dragon mountabsolute clownshoes
china paid a lot to have the privelege of doing ES first please understand
>>559162858Yes because the best time to raid is at noon on a Tuesday you clueless tard.
>>559161976Pawsomeness...
>>559163037>he thinks login servers will be up within the next 12 hoursoh no no no no
>>559163172If they aren't up how are the Chinese going to log in later to do the raids that they supposedly paid to do first but are already done now by non-Chinese?
>Clear ES first before the rest of the server>Don't get the server first titleWill Turtle devs compensate me?
>>559163337they are already logged in
>>559161976Thank you for your sacrifice
>>559163897They’re at work.
Reminder that>Filthydrunk won>Jib won>Elaynna won>Sylma lost>FMC lost>Chuckers won>Zazed won>Stino won>Branded won>Cagedfemboy won>Tandrok won>Evil lost>Gramble lost>Theodorian lost (his anal virginity)>Elekkow won
>>559157047>rollback all the ES lootPlease God
>Theodorian lost (his anal virginity)Qrd?
>>559158568I was in the group that got the drakeI rolled a 4...They rolled a 97Almost
>>559165551Lmao loser
>>559164262>people that play wowowawa pservers for 14 hours a day and sweat for parses and "world first" kills are at work
>>559147627Wtf is happening with this server lately? Did all the admins start smoking meth and now that they haven't slept in a month things are (((happening)))?
>>559165826Then why do they need the login servers closed for 12 hours? They could just have cleared it now. Except they didn’t. Random pugs like >>559165551 got the server first.
IT'S UP
downloaded the hd mod because it lets you jump through fences on WSG (I am serious) and n ow my game looks like shit
>>559166591That's what you get for CHEATING
>>559165859The lawsuit very clearly has taken a toll on the team and behind the scenes I suspect everything is falling apart.
>>559166591you dont need the HD mod to jump through the fence you stupid noob
turtle wow is garbage
you're garbage
>>559166591think it gave me permanent water walking toolook, no buffthought it might just be this water but nope I'm in azshara as I write this and walking on the water here toothis broken ass game lol
what is your shaving and skincare routine like? what lotions do you use? what kinds of mask and how often? what workouts are you doing to keep such a tight body?so many self proclaimed femboys and trannies here im curious what they do to maintain the looks they act like they have.
>>559173309Are you going to DPS or just rope after the patch?
>>559174587the patch is literally a buff for me lolpast maybe the very first hit (and the first one I take after any phase where I'm forced to stop attacking for more than 8 seconds) I will never run out of the bulwark. In my mit gear I do about 200 physical dps, so I'd have to be taking 800 dps for it to run out.
<gulag> status?
>>559174937>parry parry>ACK!
>>559176748if that happens either another tank or a DPS who didn't wait for me to build threat will have aggro anyway so not my problem
is it just me or raids in turtle wow are extremly undertuned? did an mc and everything died to zerging in 2 seconds like an ubrs even tho it was a random pub and the people werent particuarly good
>turtlewow devs are really competent goy>they drop a raid without any warnings>login server goes down
>>559090801Chastity, switch, competitiveness
>>559178207MC is just a very easy raid, even after turtle buffed it. Also half of Nordanaar is naxx-geared.
>>559178493Competitive chastity, who can wear the cage without cumming the longest, winner bottoms
>>559178610it was on ambershire, raid was so haphazard that couldnt clear past garr but literally steamrolled everything else, shit just dies before u can even see what it does
>>559178839>raid was so haphazard that couldnt clear past garrlol whatclearly the raid's not too easy if your group couldn't even do half the raid
>>559178935bro ive played on many classic private servers over the years, if that was normal mc that pub wouldnt have gotten past the imps
>>559178662Nah, you wrestle and the loser gets the cage!
i found my e-gf on turtle wow
my infinite water walking is gone... I think it's because I touched lava to see if I could walk on it too...
Using nightfall is at least twice as humiliating as wearing a cuck cage
Sitting in the cuckstoel while wearing my cuck cage and playing my cuck class (warrior)
<Evil> ES server first status?
India Central general
<Evil> and <Branded> are going to team up to clear ES.
>>559187591https://chronicleclassic.com/instances/SySWpw060tIAO0Di?v=14...dd-hd-dt-edd-aa-perThey already pugged it
So was the ES drop last night intentional? Nothing got rolled back?
>>559188784shut the fuck up retard
>>559188407>evil reduced to pugging new raidsThis is why they aren't in the OP.
>>559188812*shits on my hands and rubs it on your face* how you like them apples hunny???
QRD on emerald sanctum being open?
emerald sanctum is what i call my cage because its green hehe
>>559189386it's open
<Chuckers of Sneed> is looking for Enh/Resto Shamans, Hpala, Rdruid for raids, also talking other classes/specs. Saturday Noon EST. God bless!
>>559188407et tu, theo?
>>559188407You deserved The Rape, Theo.
>>559191948>>559192029What is he supposed to do, evil doesnt have enough people to do ES.
>>559193646Help people attune.
>>559165243please refer to >>559067637
>>559194329That doesn't explain anything
I'D RATHER RAID WITH PUGS THAN <Branded> TRANNIES AND I'M NOT FUCKING SORRY
Do we have a reaction to this turtle wow shadow drop? Has there been any type of official statement anywhere yet?
>>559194573i won't play with pugs only anons. The crazier the better.
>>559194460https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/548949724/#q549127920
>>559195017GM said the person who actually takes care of the server was in flight at the time.
>>559193828By the time he is done with one guy you will have 2 more people quitting.
>>559193828The 4 people that were online while the server was up?3 of which already had the attune?At 1 in the morning?
>>559196427Yes
>>559196427>running it at 1amor just wait until guildmates are awakemaybe post a signup
I got attuned months ago. I will help you now.
>never help people out>always make excuses>wonder why they quit>wonder why no one is ever around>wonder why you have to pug new raids
>>559196667For a raid thats about to reset in 12 hours?
keep this up and ill start erping again
>>559196939At the time it released it had a little less than 24 hours so yes you could have set something up in that time. My guild did. Pugging it is retarded.
>>559197112This is <Evil> we're all too busy working to organize a spontaneous Tuesday raid and have people show up, not to mention have everyone do their attunes in one day
>>559197309The attunes have been available for a while and don't take long to do at all. You also don't need a full raid force to clear ES. Just 20. And it's a very short raid.
>>559195482>that threadTheo I thought you were cool...
conspiracy theory: they released ES because the player count was hemorrhaging from midnights releaseevidence: sat in queue as a healer for BRD/quarry/LBRS/strat/scholo for an hour and a half yesterday before I finally got a group to form
>>559197112what is the attune like for ES
>>559198453Get 3 drops from mobs in HyjalGet drops from an Azshara elite, Arcane Torrent in DMN, Drake boss in STKill an elite drake boss in Hyjal
>>559198453Kill a couple mobs.Quick ST.Quick DMW.Kill a dragon.You could do it in an hour if you rushed it, quicker if you bought warlock summons for 3g.The quest has been available for ages.
>>559198718>spend 30 minutes farming satyrs because drop rate is ass>spend 15 minutes flying hyjal to azshara for first part>another 15 minutes finding the mobs and killing until you finally get the drop>spend another 15 minutes flying to feralas>30 minute dmw, not counting the time to fill the group, could be +2 hours>hearthstone back to stormwind>15 minutes getting to sunken temple>another 30 minutes to do it, again if you already have a group>10 minutes to get to the quest giver in the swamp>back to stormwind>take moonglade portal>fly to hyjal 5 minutes>find the dragon, again if you have a group might be 5 minutes, else have to wait until you can kill himits not doable in 1 hour unless you have a lock at every single location ready to summon you
not my problem, I already did all that last month
>Caring about custom raidsThat's not Classic at all
>>5592007161 boss ""raid""
>>559199092You don't have to do a full DMW, enter from north, open door, kill first trash you see and you are done, that part takes like 2 minutes.
>>559199092>10 minutes to get to the quest giver in the swampAre you RP walking or something?
>>559201576try getting out of sunken temple and to the quest giver in under 10 minutes, I was being generous with that number
>>559201647>I was being generousIt would be generous to say you have a room temperature IQ
Real talk, when CoA releases halfway unfinished, how many players will actually try it?I'm thinking sub 200.
>>559206358same as season of the crusade, like 50-80
>>559199092>spend 30 minutes farming satyrs because drop rate is assTakes 5 minutes with a group since the drops are shared.>spend 15 minutes flying hyjal to azshara for first partTabard to Winterspring. Couple minute flight to Azshara.>another 15 minutes finding the mobs and killing until you finally get the dropThe giants are easy as fuck to find and they almost always drop it first kill.>spend another 15 minutes flying to feralasCoT teleport. Short flight.>30 minute dmw, not counting the time to fill the group, could be +2 hoursYou have a full group because you're doing this with four guildmates. DMW doesn't take 30 minutes. It takes 5 or 10 since it's not a full run.>hearthstone back to stormwindFirst smart thing you've done.>15 minutes getting to sunken templeWhat? Takes like five minutes.>another 30 minutes to do it, again if you already have a groupYou have a group and it takes 15 minutes because again not a full run and you're all 60s.>10 minutes to get to the quest giver in the swampThis is flat out retarded. Do you not have a mount or something?>back to stormwind>take moonglade portal>fly to hyjal 5 minutesAgain this is the second thing you've said that's right.>find the dragon, again if you have a group might be 5 minutes, else have to wait until you can kill himThe dragon respawns in 2 to 3 minutes.But even with your slowrun you still could have done it when the raid released (or if you were smart did it before since you had literal months to do this) and then later when it's raid time you'd be ready.
>>559206358>how many players will actually try it?Look at the kind of numbers Epoch and BBC+ got at launch. That's what CoA will get. And then like those other two servers, the numbers will nosedive quickly. But in terms of trying it, definitely more than 200. I'd say a thousand or so will give the server a shot especially given how stagnant shit is right now in the wow pserver scene.
Hello everyone,Several hours ago Emerald Sanctum opened on Ambershire. While this was not intended (big oopsie) as it was supposed to open alongside BWL with the release of 1.18.1 we've assessed the situation and decided because this is a single-boss raid and there is no first-kill race for such raids to keep Emerald Sanctum open. BWL will still release upon the release of 1.18.1 this March.Thank you for your understanding, we're sorry!
>>559213037>almost a full day for a responseare we sure turtle wow still has any staff left that aren't GMs?
>>559213037>because this is a single-boss raid and there is no first-kill race for such raidsWasn't there one for Onyxia though?
>>559213037>there is no first-kill race for such raids to keep Emerald Sanctum open.can someone decipher this ESLbabble? are they closing the raid or... what?
>they pugged emerald sanctum with total strangers instead of waiting a few hours to run it with their guild theo... valn... you have both been excommunicado from the evil clique...
>>559215545You’re awful, Alice>Me? I’m awful? Oh yeah, how am I awful?Posting my parses. Inviting me on the guild. You just wanted to make fun of me. You’re just like the rest of them!
>>559214815>(we) decided [...] to keep Emerald Sanctum open.Are you too retarded to understand your own language, EOP?
>>559216147>we decided that there is no first kill-race for such raids to keep Emerald Sanctum open.
>>559214815>>there is no first-kill race for such raids to keep Emerald Sanctum open.>can someone decipher this ESLbabble? are they closing the raid or... what?damn that anon earlier was right, it really is just jeets screeching ESL at each other even if the sentence is perfectly legible
>>559216382kys slavshit
>>559216471>throwing random irrelevant insultslet me do that tokys niggeroh oops, that one would be relevant to your brown shitskin...
>>559216282>we've assessed the situation and decided because this is a single-boss raid and there is no first-kill race for such raids to keep Emerald Sanctum open.Maybe read the whole sentence, you mongoloid?
>>559217716see >>559216471
>>559217789see >>559216871
i think a lot about this post(er) >>558735339
>Evil will NEVER pug ESYOU ARE HERE>Evil will NEVER clear ES
>>559218226i don't, now kill yourself
>>559218851you sound frustrated~
>>559219128*rapes your mouth and cums down your throat*not anymore
>>559219303gayyyyyy :3
>play on tauri since 2015>leave in 2021>come back in 2026>server unplayable. getting 3k ping lag spikes>people say its normalgrim.... never had this problem on any other server, from nostalrius to warmane, hell even freakz
>>559213037How do you accidentally release a raid???
>>559220151>looking into their website>they have a VPNit was so obvious
>>559223418they pushed a commit to production to update the realmlist from US based servers (.gg) to Kazakhstan (.kz)part of the commit that the pusher didnt realize included emerald sanctum unlock
Any one playing Ebonhold?I'm playing it, I like the concept but I think the lack of class specific power ups makes builds feel to similar.
>page 1Home...
>>559235623But we're on page 9
>>559239471SYFM
>"anons will come back when a new raid releases">new raid releases>no one comes back>anons forced to pug it because there aren't enough people to do the new raid>thread absolutely dead
>>559249228everyone is malding after the pug betrayal
>>559249228to be fair pretty much everyone in every guild is pugging it for this lockout, most guilds can't get 25+ people to get on on a tuesday with no previous notice
>>559249228Betrayed…
>>559249228They released it by accident. Let's see if the same holds for BWL. You're probably right, but let's see.
>>559249471No. If you check LegacyPlayers right now, there are 41 guild runs of Emerald Sanctum on Ambershire for Week 68 (Feb 25 to Mar 4) with the fastest run being 11 minutes by <I Griefers Inc I>. Quite a few guilds did a guild run.
>>559250059Great. Join them.
>>559250059>41 guild runsyou know every log gets assigned to a guild, right? my pug's log is listed on some guild's page because there were multiple people from that guild in it
>>559250506I did which is why I knew the claim "everyone pugged it" was false.>>559250612Most guilds aren't uploading pug runs though. And if you think a pug is going to run it in 11 minutes you're wrong.
>>559250905>Most guilds aren't uploading pug runs thoughanyone in the pug could upload itif someone's already used to uploading logs they are probably going to
my guild's GM just quit to play retail
>check thread a couple weeks ago to see what if any guilds there are on twow>theres 2>no obvious indication which is more active>check back now>3 guilds
>>559252369midnight is kinoI kneel
>>559251835Anyone could but how many of those guild runs are actually pug runs? I can tell you firsthand the answer isn't 100% of them.
>>559252756Chuckers is the only active anon guild.
>>559252756whisper Stino for your ginvite to <Chuckers of Sneed>, the only true anon guild on 4channel.
>>559252756We should cut out all the inactive guilds and only have Chuckers in the OP to spare anons any confusion
Having a hard time deciding between shoulders and no shoulders. Leaning on shoulders though since it looks more like a real hunter mog that way. Also not sure if I will be able to come up with another mog I like this much for this char
>>559257154gross faggot
>do ES>zero wipes>do onyxia afterwards>3 wipes, all caused by 2/3rds of the raid standing in breathEnemy damage and boss health are completely irrelevant, truly the only real determinant of raid difficulty is whether you have to rely on no brain nigger monkey dps players to do any mechanics at all instead of mash their 1 button dps macro.
>>559257154i like the no shoulders look
>>559259629groomer faggot
Jumping puzzle #1 completed
>>559259682i like your post
Why is there so much custom work put into the Ambershire (Northwind zone) castle but there's like no quests there
>>559260157There is actually a secret quest chain that doesn't appear in your journal. Talk to one of the npc to get the first clue/item that starts this "quest".
I haven't played Ambershire since like October maybe. What's been did I miss?
anyone playing ebonhold?
I just got out of jail for contempt of court, do aecheur and snowfang still play?
>>559261849NO. NO ONE IS FUCKING PLAYING EBONHOLD. EVERY TIME YOU ASK YOU GET NO REPLIES BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS FUCKCING NO. SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!!!
>>559262310maybe it's someone else asking.
>>559262210>do faggot#4725 and faggot#6982 still play????nobody careskill yourself you faggot
>>559262428bruh what the fuck?
>>559262498bruh what the fuck? bruh what the fuck? bruh what the fuck? BLEHJ BLEH BLEH BLEH SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD DIE NOW
>>559263946I don't know whats going on anon, but I hope whatever it is you're okay.
>>559262210they're actually married now and they took a break from the game to raise their child
>>559264415>I don't know whats going on anon, but I hope whatever it is you're okay.
>>559266117You are not my enemy.
'member Tauri?
>>559267794shut the fuck up koto
when my orc shaman spots a flagged helf paladin
>>559035109so what are the servers /wpsg/ is currently playing? havent been here since that new twow realm released
>>559269704Were all on ambershire, everything else is dead in comparison.
>pug raids
>>559270086How's Nordanaar these days?
>>559271309I'm told it's pretty dead but u can pug all the raids if u want.
>>559271607What about Epoch? I remember reading they got a cease and desist then Ascension took it
>>559269659that is absolutely disgusting behavior, really bothered me watching that. if it was up to me i would have that nigger flayed and quartered funkytown style wide awake with an adrenaline and speed IV.
>>559272602yeah well it's not up to you because you're a weak palacuck bitch and I've already purged all your buffs
>>559272763im being serious. that webm you posted is fucked up, bothered me much more than any gore ever could. i want to see that nigger burn.
>>559272602that tranny said the n word he was asking for it
>>559257853Its usually healers standing in breath because they arent used to having to do the mechanics.
>>559252756Since youre too retarded to do a simple /who -g "branded" you should join full moon company, you will fit right in.
>>559249228Not even bbcheur is back
ambershire is temporarynordanaar is forever
Did Evil finish hardmode ES yet?
>>559279679Evil hasn't finished easy ES yet.
Seralys is the #2 priest dps in ES right now, fucking kneel stupid <Branded> trannies and <Chuckers of Sneed> redditors.
>>559279679Hardly anyone has, even the tryhard guilds are doing normal because what kind of cuck retard healers are signing up to not have their BiS weapon drop?
>>559280383>priest dpsSo he did what, 300 dps? Wow, I'm so impressed that he's at the front of the short bus.
Not gonna lie this obsession over loot kind of made me glad that I don't play that much any longer.
>>559280515Hardmode drops multiple bis pieces, if you trade these for some irrelevant + healing garbage that you can just pug later you deserve to get stuck in bwl.
>>559281283>Hardmode drops multiple bis piecesNot for healers that aren't shamans.If you are a priest, paladin, or druid healer signing up for hard mode on the very first lockout you are a cuckold and I do not respect you or care about what you have to say.
I want my LOOTIES*stomps feet angrily and pouts*
ES drops and raiders fly to it like flies to dung. Doesn't even matter if they're locked out of it and can't do it with their actual guild.
>>559281837it was released a single day before reset retard
>>559273229Tgirls have faced enough oppression, they get the n word pass.
>>559281432healer gear is unimportant
>>559281567cute!
>>559281432The healing ring is also BiS for paladin until Kara40.
>>559288240you are a cuckold and I do not respect you or care about what you have to say.
Is this general just fags going on about turtle via cringe RP and drama?
>>559290754im no h*alcuck
Thinking about making a Shaman but I can’t decide between Orc, Tauren, or Troll.
FUCK jannies
>>559290980wow so you say shit like this and expect healers to join your raid for a mode where they're denied gear?
fuck spic healersfuck spic "dps" niggers
>>559271309Dead as fuck but if you just want to join raids and get carried you can. Even trash players get Kara40 loot.
>>559291434a guild isnt going to make some shitty healmace their priority lol, theres nothing to argue about, take it or leave it
>>559291841Show butt.
>>559271309Its population is steady while Ambershire is slowly dying. Nordanaar currently has similar population number.
>>559291882>take it or leave itI choose to leave itas do all the other healersand that's why your dogshit nigger guild is perpetually recruiting healers
all the puggers should be kicked from the guild
>>559291841uhhhmmmm cow wife???
it's over
>>559288240Ok, but why would healers sign up you didn't answer that.
>>559294002If your healers only sign up to get the mace what happens after they all get it? Not that anon.
>Evil: 1 online>Branded: 2 online>Full Moon Company: 0 online>Chuckers of Sneed: 4 online
nord players are so dumb
>>559267794I do. I'm unc returning from WotLK. I was looking to play TurtleWow for classic memberberries, but thought it got taken down. Everything worked out for the best for me though. Its nice to see new content instead of retreading the old and familiar. I really liked questing through MoP and WoD. Miniboss rares and tons of hidden items in nooks and crannies is great. I love the feeling of seeing a hut somewhere secluded, checking it out and actually often finding something.
>>559295960>ur mom's pussy: 72 online
>>559296285OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>559294939Yeah, maybe Shenna should've thought about that when they made hardcore version.
>rank 3>got 50k honor>only went up to rank 4 on weekly resetfuckim not getting the blood guard gear before its discontinued....
>>559294939Then they run it in hard mode because they still need drops from Solnius and hard mode is faster.
>>559294939Healers would obviously stay and do hardmode, why would they stop raiding after getting it, only retarded dps's do that.
>>559297524you quite literally cannot get to 10 from 4 within the month even if you were getting the most honor out of anyonedoesn't matter though, the new gear is going to have the same appearance and better stats.
>>559273086You should kill yourself tranny.
>>559297524>pve carebear thought he can get some ez pvp gear pieces before they get discontinuedlollmao
Bee dubyah El doko?
>>559300058I should have poopsocked and account shared like all the rank 14s do
How do I make the AI chat bot function for Mangos playerbots less retarded? I don't slop so I don't know how to proompt good.
>>559303492if you want rank 14, yesrank 10 is doable alone with no poopsocking, i did 250k honor weekly just casually playing 3-4 hours a day rank 10 is doable with a steady 100k-125k weekly
>>559303492What is it 2004? Just pay for a chinese bot to afk in bgs 24/7 literally non-stopAnd if they report you just say theyre racist and they'll get a ban instead of you
>>559303929250k wont move you even 20% from 8 to 9, let alone to rank 10LmaoThis isnt classic grandpa you have to get honor cap every week
>>559304142>250k wont move you even 20% from 8 to 9, let alone to rank 10>you have to get honor cap every weekyou have no idea what you are talking about Grunt Ranjeshthere is no "honor cap"rp gain is determined by your standingto get more rp than what decays at r10 you only need to be somewhere around standing 50-40
>>559304559I got to rank 8 by consistently getting 200-300k every week for many weeksThen I got 360k and it wasnt even enough for 50% towards rank 9Then I realized pvping in a shenna server is pointless
>>559306273if you started out at 0% R8 (30k RP), you are subject to 6k RP decay next reset and need to overcome thatassuming you got from 0% R8 to 50% R8, then you would need to go from 30k - 6k + 8.5k = 32.5k RP <<< 50% into R8a gain of 8500 RP is somewhere around bracket 10 (which is enough to reach rank 10) standing 110 on a 3k pvp pool size (which turdle consistenly gets above)standing 110 can be reached with sometimes as low as 100k honor if it is not AV weekeven if you were to get standing one with 1 million honor, at most you would have gotten 30k - 6k + 13k = 37k RP which is about 50% into R9you simply do not understand how the vanilla ranking system works and expect to plow through dozens of ranks in a single week, probably because you are a retoilet zoomer
>>559303506What the fuck is Mangos. Just make a slut Sylvanas.
anyone in northwind?
>>559307558Sorry, im retarded, but genuinely how does ranking in pvp work in vanilla? More honor = higher standing compared to other pvp players in the server, and at each reset you get a certain amount of rank points based on your rank standing in the server which determines how many ranks you gain that week? The pvp tab on my character tells me almost nothing, I've gotten lots of ranks on chars from just a few kills and some weeks I get no ranks even with a shitton of kills.
250k honor per week is enough to rank up once per 2 weeks from R5 to R10, from there it will take 3 weeks of 250k. Once you are at R11, getting to R12 is more or less 400k for 3 weeks, R12 to R13 is 500-550k for 3 weeks. R14 I'm waiting for PvP changes but I assume from what I've seen would be 550k honor for 4 weeks.
>>559310857the vanilla pvp tab by itself basically tells you nothing about how much you will rank upin order to achieve a desired rank, you need to have enough ranking points (RP) corresponding to said rank, exampleR14 needs 60000 RP (which would put you at barely above 0% bar filled into R14, theoretically the max would be 65k RP for a 100% R14 but there is no benefit in doing that)Each rank down, is 5k RP less.R13 (0%) needs 55k minimumR12 (0%) needs 50k minimum and so oneach week however, you get a -20% of your current RP as decay, so if you are at, let's say 55k RP after honor has been calculated, your decay for next reset will be -11k RPin order to GAIN rank for next week, you need to farm enough honor to gain over 11k RPRP gained is based on your STANDING (not honor)standing 1 gets max payout of 13k RP (which is higher than the 12k decay that would happen at R14 0%)then, the gain goes down from 13k gradually to 12k for the top 0.2% of the server (there is bracket stacking but that's irrelevant for anyone who is not part of a premade group)then 12k to 11k for the top 0.7%11k to 10k for the top 1.7% and so onthe honor you get is purely to determine your standing, you can get standing 10 with as low as 300k honor if everyone else was sleeping that weekor you could have a group of sweats all go for 1 million honor and never see the top standingsif you were one a 300 pop dead server and literally the only person that pvp's, you'd get standing 1 with 30 killstl:dr- honor gained is just a huge "table" to calculate your standing compared against other players- standing is then used to calculate how much RP you get (again a table with percentages)- you gain RP, more for better standing- you lose 20% of your RP every week- the higher you go (more RP total required for higher ranks) the more your weekly decay will be, thus the more honor you must grind in order to attain higher standings
>>559312702This post is too high quality for this thread. I'll just add that as far as Nordanaar is concerned, 550k honor is enough to get you bracket 1 for both factions and honor cap has been steadily 650k-ish for the last 8 weeks. For comparison, it was around 1m last year these days, sometimes reaching 1.2m with the occasional autist bracket breaker raising it to a whopping 1.6 million.
>>559312702>>559314401Thanks for the info, anons. Is there some addon or api on turtle that lets me see what my current ranking each week is to find out how much honor id need to start grinding?
>>559314741https://github.com/jrc13245/HonorSpyTurtleIs the closest you can get.
>>559314741there is a turdle modified HonorSpy addon but you'd have to ask the pvpers where to get it, i haven't played in over a year or this >>559314860
>>559061814>How did Branded even become the dominant guild anyway?Please sirs I require a crumble of context, I haven't played in months and was there when Branded was formed.What the fuck happened, we were just there to erp
>>559314741No point as the system is discontinued by the end of the month.
>>559315574>Please sirs I require a crumble of contextSchizo posting from a retard
>>559315574Evil = FMC raid logging loot goblinsBranded = friends playing for fun, founded by Seilie who wanted to prevent the failure of FMC happening againthats how
>feel like playing wow>login>don't wanna play wow anymoremaybe next time...
:(
>>559320204>>559320879>>559321101This is so shit. Is this what Elaynna jerks off to?
ZF is the most cursed dungeon i have ever playedWorst players i have ever seen
What's the lore justification of my death knight's skin not being all pale and rotted?
>>559329845daily ingestion of cum kept it smooth and moisturized
>"person" in blues approaches me for RPYep, that's going to be a big yikes from me dawg.
>slut with no gear approaches me for ERPYep, that's going to be a big nut from me bitch
>>559334378This is so much fun
>>559336663*plap*
>hey goyim the turtle wow events are so fun look at that light we just spawned! are you not entertained? what? you are asking about the update? BUY A MOUNT!
I dont like retail and i dont wanna keep paying money for classic only so ill just take the pvp server pill, anywaysWhat server do yall recommend? turtle wow?
>>559338469Ambershire, <Branded>
>>559338469Turtle wow yes
>>559338469>pvp server>turtleLMAO
>>559339017>>559339343Did i do something wrong, is tehre no NA server, i mean i live in europe but i dont really mind ping in tab target mmos and i wanna play in a populated server>>559339418Cultural difference lol, we call every private server pvp in short even if its pve only
>>559339576they are being sued by Blizzard, the EU server is in London though so you will get good ping
>>559339576EU is the global server, all of NA plays there
i don't know what to play...
>>559341361Ask your partner
>>559341415i don't have one
>>559341753Oh...
>>559341909thanks for the help, i guess...
>>559339576Most of us anons are currently playing on TurtleWoW EU - Ambershire PVE. The realm is still early in its release phase schedule - BWL will release in a few weeks. The two main 4chan guilds are <Evil> and <Branded>, the former is more focused on raiding; the latter on ERPing.
>>559341753Ask me
>>559344871what should i play?
>>559345232My sub
>>559344265Anyone online to inv me?
>>559346650i'm sure that sounded better in your head than it does after typing it out loud
>>559346784Yeah just ask Keyholder
>>559348835Maybe because you're in the wrong game buddy?
>>559348835GOOD GOING RETARD
>>559344265>The two main 4chan guilds are <Evil> and <Branded>, the former is more focused on raiding; the latter on ERPing.Being one of several anons in both <Evil> and <Branded>, I can tell you that really isn't accurate.I would say the main difference between <Evil> and <Branded> are the guild environments. <Evil> is a lot more hostile whereas <Branded> is a lot more friendly. To be fair, to a certain extent, you should expect a 4chan guild to call you a nigger and tell you to kill yourself, but I don't think leaning into the whole "internet hate machine" gimmick has really worked out.Personally, on my <Evil> character, I did all the attunes by myself. But on my <Branded> character, the moment I hit 60, I had people in the guild offering to help me not only do attunes, but gear up through dungeons.Are they only doing this for ERP? Well, I've been approached for ERP twice, and when I told them I wasn't interested in ERP, there were no hard feelings and I continued to get support from the guild.I've also noticed that <Evil> has a revolving door of new anons joining and leaving whereas <Branded> doesn't get nearly as many new players but instead has retained its membership for months now. At the end of the day I feel like that's the reason <Branded> is the more active guild while <Evil> is the raidlogging guild where people can't stand to spend more than a couple hours a week with one another. And saying this, I will admit that there are some nice <Evil> players. But you know what? They also have characters in <Branded> now.
<Branded> groomer back at it again pretending non ERP freaks would ever join themThey lie so easily. They're used to it because they're lying about their gender 24/7.
>branded propaganda
>branded is not an ERP guild>ok, they did try to groom me a few times…
>>559354338TRVTH NVKE
>>559354338>I don't think leaning into the whole "internet hate machine" gimmick has really worked out.if anything it's not leaning far enough into it that's causing problems because people join expecting that then they find out it's another tranny ERP guild like <Branded>
>>559346784>>559339576Let me explain <Branded> to you.Right now, <Branded> has a clique of mentally broken trannies who are constantly online. These include Permalocked, Meradith, Rackbride, Nyssara, Dathran, and Tandrok.Despite being a clique and grouping together, they don't get along. Tandrok and Rackbride both shitpost each other in this thread and in /heals/. Rackbride does it by posting about how "that orc" (meaning Tandrok) is a bad dom, and invented a whole story while masquerading as Nyssara of how bad orc erpers were and forced her to quit (protip she didn't quit). Meanwhile Tandrok has figured it out and started hitting back. Meanwhile Dathran is playing both sides against each other, joining in on the shitposts because he doesn't like either doms. Hilariously, the subs in the guild are well-behaved and don't start any drama (outside Moonroar, who wants to be Rackbride's one and only), but do play into the drama by refusing to do shit about it. Permalocked knows what they're doing and refuses to kick them or intervene. But it's all these "doms" acting like little bitches.Long story short, that clique of faggots have invested so much time into their shitty guild that they don't have any high level alts in <Evil>. And these are the psychos you want to avoid.That said, I do believe some <Evil> people made <Branded> alts. But they'd also just do the needful, jerk off, and that's that. They aren't the ones engaging in all this dumb drama shit. I also think some of them have backed away from <Branded> because if you look at the roster there are a ton of inactive low level characters where they got their nut and split.
>>559354338t.
best thing about retail is not having to deal with esl turd worlders breathing the same air as me
<Evil>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_sexuality<Branded> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes<Chuckers of Sneed>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_personality
>>559355395I've thought about that, and that's a really fair point. At the heart of it a lot of the animosity in <Evil> stems from the fact that it billed itself as the "anti-troon anti-ERP anti-<Branded>" guild for a while there and now the GM is a guy who openly ERPs with trannies during raids. To be fair its former GM was also a chaser, but you have this mix of anons who hate trannies in a guild with the trannies they hate, and it just creates this guild that nobody likes playing in because they all hate each other.Something I observed this week was that when Emerald Dream leaked and the word spread around, you had two parties of <Branded> players log in on the spot to do the attune and do the raid together. Meanwhile over at <Evil> you had a couple do it on their own and pug it on their own. I feel like that's a great illustration of the true difference between the two guilds.
>>559357164Evil isn't a guild. It's a glorified pug
>>559354338That's so funny Elafi
Barely anyone in Evil was online when it happened, Branded members are on discord 24/7
Yeah, no shit people in <Branded> act extra "nice" when they're secretly trying to get into your pants. Aren't you an infamous ERPer and sexpest yourself?
>>559357707>Barely anyone in Evil was online when it happenedThey all hate playing the game because the guild is hostile and unfriendly.
If you're an adult and you can be "groomed" by someone on a wow pserver that's a (You) bad.
<Branded> and <Evil> should merge and the 3 guys in <Evil> who don't like ERP should gquit and join a normalfag guild.
evil is nothing but a clique of insane trannys and chasers, and this anon is right >>559357164even the actual gayfags that have raided with them think it is to much.
>>559358051if you get scammed by a pajeet scammer that's also a (You) bad but I'm still not going to stop thinking the pajeet scammer is despicable for trying.
>>559358186>some trusting little old lady gets scammed by a pajeet>"that's the fault of the little old lady"Wrong.
>>559357707<Evil> also has a lot of Euros while almost everyone in Branded is either a pajeet or lives in PST (the gayest timezone on the planet) which were both awake at the time of the drop.
I'm a raider in evil and I've been in raid with <branded> folx a few times. Never once have any of them said nigger. They cannot be truseted
>>559358186The thing is I'm not going to be scammed by a pajeet nor am I going to be groomed by some faggot loser like Gramble because I'm a non-retarded adult. You're clutching your pearls at nonsense.
>>559358051this is the most ridiculous ritual post i've ever seen i don't really know what to make of it.
>>559358497Okay bud we should just all never criticize pajeet scammers because they're not going to get us that's a reasonable sincere opinion and this is totally not a tranny retard saying whatever outlandish shit comes to his head in an attempt to damage control.
>>559358650You should criticize pajeet scammers for scamming the elderly who are vulnerable people. That's what makes them awful, that they're scamming trusting people who don't know better and are on fixed incomes.Some guy asking another guy to ERP or whatever faggot shit they do isn't "grooming" because they're both adults and not vulnerable children. So what's your problem? Did some anon seriously talk you into ERPing with him, and now you regret it? Is that your boggle? Because my only response to that is lol fag
so you admit all erpers are men
>>559358969>Did some anon seriously talk you into ERPing with himliterally just circled the whole conversation around back to this stupid obviously false shit that I already debunkedfucking retard incel can't even follow a conversation, no wonder you're boring as shit and can't get any real girls
>so you admit all erpers are menYes. Is this news to you? All these faggots who do this gay shit are men in real life.
>>559359139You're avoiding answering the question directly because the answer is yes.You're trying to shift the blame and call others "groomers" because you chose to do something that now makes you feel dirty and cheap. But you're an adult. You are responsible for your own actions. You chose to ERP with some other guy and be his little bitch, and now you feel bad about it. Learn from your mistake and move on.Also lol fag
>>559359428>You're avoiding answering the question directly because the answer is yes.Literally said it was false in that sentence.ESL retard, didn't bother reading the rest of your post. I
<Branded> players are all named things like “cagedfemboy”, “keyholder”, “mistergay”, “analelf”, and “littyclitty”.If that’s who you want to associate and play with, then hey, more power to you.
cant we JUST PLAY THE GAME WITHOUT ALL THIS GAY SHITIMAGINE IF WE COULD HAVE ONE THREADJUST (1) DISCUSSING THE ACTUAL GAME
>>559359502prease understando at the level of mental gymnastics it takes to defend trannies you can't just make up a new narrative on the fly, he already came up with one and has to stick to it even if what he was already planning to say makes no sense as a response.
>>559359502I'm "sorry" some anon "groomed" you but you need to get over it and stop being a faggot.
>>559359702>cant we JUST PLAY THE GAMENo because you only log in for raids.
>>559354338Schizo post
>>559354338<Branded> is better at raiding than <Evil>. They clear faster and without wipes.
>>559360084are you including the 2 hours they spend finding pugs in that time
>>559360150No, I count from first pull.That's the one area where I'd criticize <Branded>. While it isn't two hours, raids start later than their listed start times because they use pugs to fill out raids.
>>559360084Proof?
>>559359692Analelf is in Evil. Littyclitty and Mistergay don't exist so those names are available.
>>559357164>Meanwhile over at <Evil> you had a couple do it on their own and pug it on their ownthere were a few members who had already attuned and were awake so they could pug it on the night of the stealth drop. The day after 8 members attuned and ran it together.
>>559360725>The day after 8 members attuned and ran it together.Which means they pugged it and now can't raid it with the rest of their guild this weekend.
>>559360836You don't play the game. Please kill yourself.
>>559360836retard
>>559361036There was less than a day left on the timer when it released so if you did it "the day after" you locked yourself out this week.
>>559361148>chatgpt is a good translat-
>>559361239It's not my fault you used a phrase incorrectly.
>>559361385it's not your fault you were born in India and thus don't speak Englishand yet I pray for your death all the same
>>559361580I wasn't born in India and speak English natively, which is why I don't misuse phrases like "the day after" and then get upset and defensive about it.
>>559361636>speak English nativelyI don't think you even expect anyone to believe this blatant lie.I'm done with you.
the anti evil shitposter must have some humiliation fetish with how often he embarrasses himself in the thread
>>559360836lol stupid nigger
>>559358084thats because these prisongay retards in <Evil> are fucking faggots, not actually gay. so of course the normal gay people there are going to be asking themselves "wtf" because it is tranny insanity tuned up to 11.
>>559361763I'm confident speaking the truth because I know who I am, and that isn't whatever weird caricature you've invented in order to cope with misusing a common phrase in English. You're dismissed.
sir i speak the english natively kindly do the needful
Tandrok you are a faildom and should kill yourself
I AM NOT INDIAN YOU BLOODY BASTERD BICH
I can't even overstate just how ESL you have to be to think "the day after" means "24 hours later". Even children's books will say "x happened at night, then x happened the next day (in the morning)". Literally at the point where you cannot read books for little kids.
"The day after" means the next day. If you did Emerald Sanctum the next day, you locked yourself out for this week. What you likely meant was "after they woke up" which would not be "the next day" or "the day after" in this case. It's incredible that you're still going on about this despite being objectively wrong.
>midwit doesn't know the day only changes after you go to bedlmao
>the day only changes after you go to bedEven following this logic, you went to bed, the day changed, and then Emerald Sanctum dropped on that new day while you were sleeping with less than a day to go. So if you did it "the day after" then you locked yourself out.
The drop was 26 hours before reset anyway so Rajesh is picking this hill to die on for no reason.
>>559363593Even though I went to bed after it dropped also this >>559363764
Add <Evil> to the next OP.Stop attempting to sabotage our guild.We know it's you.
>>559363764Here's where it released >>559147627Then 4 hours later anon said >>559196939>For a raid thats about to reset in 12 hours?4 plus 12 is 16, not 26.
He's gotta just be saying random shit to get the last word now, he's obviously retarded but surely no one is so retarded they think 10 am is 4 hours after 9 pm.
>>559364109No lolTakes away your key, takes away your OP line, takes away your raid drops, activates your plug at max setting >:)<Evil>, more like <Caged, Plugged & Cucked> lmao
<Branded> will say shit like that and <Evil> will still suck their dick and invite them into their raids to take their warlock's BIS.
>point out some anon used the phrase "the day after" wrong>some anon melts down and spams the thread because he can't let it goJesus dude. Get help.
hm I wonder why everyone hates Elaynna...
I love Elaynna.
>anon doesn't know what timezones are
>evil will be down 8 people for the first guild es because they pugged itMaybe if you ask Branded nicely you'll be allowed to clear~
<Branded> really is just all Indians huhThey probably use AI when they ERP lmao
New thread>>559365943>>559365943>>559365943
obsessed
>join <Branded>>people seem nice enough>one guy whispers me that he’ll give me a 6 slot bag in exchange for ERP>say no thanks>he puts me on /ignore listNice guild
>>559365996>30 posts early so you can do le charter guilds memeYou're not funny, you're autistic.
>>559365989I've been around and using AI would be an improvement for some of them.
>>559366145I saw you spamming the thread to hit bump limit so I baked early. Now Evil is back in the OP where it belongs. Cry harder.
>the nonstop arguing stops the moment a new thread was made
