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5v5 won6v6 lost
The
buff the cat
they should make more e-girl heroes
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>>559079930fat cat
I wanna marry brigitte
>>559080159Fika Ogundimu
so when are they going to fix matchmaking?
>>559080242Whats there to fix?
>>559080242working as intendedalways has
It's simple. We, uh, rape The Lena
>>559079930
>>559080271my win rate is 35 percent. I want my forced 50
>>559080403I'm only interested in how she'd react to being raped.
>>559080403https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/1/1e/Tracer_-_You%27ll_have_to_catch_me_first.ogg
>>559080530skill issue
>>559079867
I'm only interested in how the anon that is interested in how the overfus react to getting raped would react to getting raped
Martian whore.
>>559080530You can boost your overall winrate with bot matches and also you can farm bp xp and hero progression in bot matches for easy white coins/lootboxes. 2500 coins for level 2 on 5 new heroes btw
>>559079867Venture flopped
Another day maining my best girl mommy Moira
>Wait 5 minutes in queue>Join finally >Match endsNot even "1 minute left" or something noThe moment I load in "DEFEAT" flashes onWhat the fuck blizzard? Fucking kill yourself
>>559080895Are you pissing on your tank?
>doing just fine on payload, dodged orisa ult, keeping it contested>SHITWEAVER, DOGSHIIIIITWEAVE, FAGGOTASSSHITFACEWEAVER pulls me off the payload into zen orbs and junk nades
>>559081121A lot
>>559081187There should be a setting that disables your consent to get pulled, requiring a prompt to be pressed or something
honestly i think the cat is not OP its just kind of annoying to kill
>Can't aim for shit on Zen>Still win by just focusing down the Orisa whenever they try to ultIt's that easy
what support should i play
>>559081432It really doesn't matter they all are boring
>>559081432Illari
>>559081432Become a good girl.
>>559081432Mizuki, Bap, Zen are your choice, my nigga
>>559081432Try best girl
>>559081697
>>559079930Juju
>>559081786horrid creature
shall we negotiate
>>559081784>Bronze
>>559081867Yes, i was pointing that out, she's the scrub queen
emptying my balls for domina
I am not grinding legendary loot boxes next week, fuck that "play 70 games a week" nonsense.
Moira is only good if the other support is zen or ana
>>559073263
>>559082062>Moira is good if the other support does all the work except healbotting
>>559082062Moira is only good when you win with her
>So, what's on the docket? Winning I hope!how do you respond without sounding like a loser
Sorry but I only played Mizuki
>>559082114Well. Yeah? Thats the fucking pointShe heals like crazy, other support provides utility. If both healers play utility (ana and zen) then the healing is too low and everyone gets chipped to death
>>559081432well what are you good at and what do you like to do?
I wish we got pve with boss fights.
>about to win the round 0 - 1>team doesn't push up so the enemy contests the point and almost 0 - 3s>explain how we can improve to prevent that>everyone makes fun of me including own teammates>about to win>Overwatch has crashed
>>559082062Moira is only good if she is on the enemy team.
>16gb chud>game takes at times 12gb>israel state sponsored spyware in the background siphons another 2gb>can't even browse /owg/ while playinglife sure sucks
>>559081967Ahem, Surefour Gilmore achieved such a feat in diamond, camping their backline and 1v1ing everyone.
Anyone else in the cast who has SCP powers who are not Moria, Illari, nor Hazard?
Hey, it's Kiriko
>>559082763reaper? sigma?
>>559082763Tracer, Reaper and SigmaWhat does Hazard have besides fentanyl?
>>559082763Sigma is THE SCP powers hero.
Another day another solo carry because the other healer wants to be a dps
do we still really have moira apologists?
>play quickplay>my team has players with platinum titles>enemy team has players with masters titlesI'm beginning to notice patterns...
>>559082763You mean magic?Only characters who use bullshit magic are kiriko and mizuki to be honestWell and wuyang and andan cause that just magic, kll yourself blizzard for killing the scifi themeGenji and hanzo are more spiritual slop Illari solar magic can be explained somehow (but if not, another char to list)Sigma has scifi base, its a really fucking good one at thatReaper and moira use some biotic shit, like high tech, same stuff as mercy but reversed. Lifeweaver is just moiraslop mixed with symmetraslopZenyata powers are non canon, he is just a omnicLucio makes zero sense but I guess his powers are non canon too? (At least the healing part)every other character has some pseudoscience explanationAgain, FUCK YOU FOR RUINING THE SCIFI THEME YOU NIGGER
The reason I want to have sex with Kiriko is that smug attitude of hers. I want to pound her so hard she is put into a permanent vegetative coma, so she can never try me to scry some more ever again.
>>559083198>You mean magic?Google is right there.
>>559083198>Genji and hanzo are more spiritual slop >Illari solar magic can be explained somehow (but if not, another char to list)>Sigma has scifi base, its a really fucking good one at that>Reaper and moira use some biotic shit, like high tech, same stuff as mercy but reversed. Lifeweaver is just moiraslop mixed with symmetraslop>Zenyata powers are non canon, he is just a omnic>Lucio makes zero sense but I guess his powers are non canon too? (At least the healing part)>every other character has some pseudoscience explanationNO, it's all magic.
>>559083265I know what scp is but there is magic in scp you know
>>559083198Same company that made WoW and Starcraft btw.
>>559083198Illari can harness the power of the sun, no we ain't gotta explain shit it's just pure magic.Sigma can alter gravity at will, guy is fucking magneto but stronger.Reaper is not even human anymore, he's a mass of cells that's constantly in a state of decomposing and regenerating and he can modify the state at will which explains his powers.
>>559082763who'd be the hardest to contain overwatch hero
>>559082410yes moira has a selfish kit, yes she doesnt have any utility, yes she has limited healing stock BUT if 5 low hp allies stand close she can heal them just like how juno,lucio,muziku can but worse Please play a real hero and don't be a burden on your team then blame them
>>559083294Don't speak up braindead nigger
>>559083264bobs and vagene type post
>>559083408Reaper
this is the last thing Tracer reported back to HQ before 'mysteriously' going off comms. When she came back, Widowmaker was long gone.
>>559083408If Oversissy wasn't afraid of blood or overtly edgy designs then we would have gotten actual SCP or Limbus Company instead of just Fischer price SCP.
>earn 10 kills/assists without dyingcool fucking mission dude totally not impossible to get when you're bronze and keep getting merked by tracers and echoes
>horrible team>can't leave or else i get punished>can't afk or else i get punished>have to pointlessly go through the motions while my team plays like headless chickens and drag the match out until we loseSo this is what purgatory is like.
>>559083452why? cause he can go incorporeal and teleport? thats like a regular tuesday to the foundation
>>559083171>play qp>their team has kittens of discord and angels of veangeance and fallen angels>our team has no title but meam doing a heckin nooticin too
>>559083346I can agree with illari being magic too alrightBut sigma? His powers come from seeing the secrets of the universe, he saw it and knows how to manipulate gravity at will, its like using 100% of your brain or something like thatReaper's state is caused by moira overdosing him on the decay thing. it might as well have been a genetic agent that rewrote his DNA into a state of a living cancer cell. In theory its plausable
>>559083584...people play tracer echo in bronze?
>>559083408Honestly? Sigma, by their definition he is a powerful reality bender, would they be able to contain him? Probably yes, without major issues. Either mentally locking him similarly to what talon did with manipulation. Or by some reality anchor slop
>>559083623He can probably just larry through walls if he wanted to.
>>559083775Sigma can't be the answer when he is currently being contained.
I hope they go full schizo and include inter dimensional shit and niggermen who live in the rift of space and time.
>>559083901Well, you asked. Only thing stopping him from raping vendetta alive is that he is mentally disabled
forced 33% winrate situation
>>559083961I didn't ask.
as wuyang what do I do when vendetta or winston dive me? I can handle tracer, anran, doomfist, anyone else really but those two get me every time.
>>559083616Why are you worried about being "punished" in a game that you don't enjoy playing.
>>559083908Hell no. I hate Lovecraftslop. I'm tired of it since that porn game.
>>559083584oh turns out it doesn't all have to be at once
>>559082691your 12gb pagefile sissy?
>>559084151because he still has hope that there will be 1 good match say 10 or 20 games into the future. queueing is a gambling mechanic, and your input is your time spent with the game running.
It was a mistake
Saya no Uta collab confirmed
>>559082763>>559083408This lil nigga
i think fika has already entered my top 3 most masturbated to ow characters
>mfw tried illari for the first timefriendship ended with baptistenow illari is my best friend
>>559085454I mean whatever floats your boat mate
Karakai Jōzu no Takagi-san collab soon
>>559084069>as wuyang what do I do when vendetta or winston dive me?ult
>illari trannies be like, sheeeeesh I can aim when I play this peruvian goddess oh my god she just activates something within my agp asshole
awkward silent autism sex with symmetra
>>559085664Imagine this pic but with Bap
>>559085805You should just play counter strike if muh aim is all you care about, or do you need to have a general to rant about trannies in?
>>559085749Large forehead kiriko skin
>>559085796>die as I cast my ultneat
Kill all Israeli profiles and posters.
>>559086436kill all ksa profiles
Sending both Shartran and fag cat into the darkest pits of hell.
>>559086546Anran is not that hard to deal with
>>559086436kill all xitter trannies
>>559086031>You should just play counter strike if muh aim is all you care about
>>559086570heavily depends on who you're playing. there's a few hereos where you can't do shit when she flanks you
>>559086435why didnt you ult faster
>>559081854Does she have the biggest proportional titties in the game?
How tf do I get out of silver as supportMy teammates are too retarded to do anything Each time i edge to the gold 5 I get a losing streak
>>559087006you're a support, not a healer, learn how to do the other half of your role
>>559087147And the other half being? Killing? Might as well play moira at this point
>>559086738Now stop treating the goofy hero party game for girls like it.
>>559087234oh dear
fuck vendettafuck anranfuck sombrafuck d.vafuck zaryafuck venturefuck fikafuck echofuck ballfuck doomfistfuck orisafuck sigmafuck sojournfuck alec dawson
>>559087443There comes a point where it stops being the game and starts being you.
>>559087443I want to impregnate Sombra
>>559087515Always has been
>4 legendaries for widow>3 for zen>3 for reaper>3 for doom>3 for pharah>3 for sigma>3 for bastion>5 FOR MERCY>4 for mccree>COUNTLESS MORE 2 FOR OTHERSAND ZERO FOR MY MAIN SOLDIERFUCK YOUUU BLIZZAAARD
i cant stant aatlis map. feels like 100% loss rate
>>559087296Are you going to answer me or just contemplate and gasp emotionally
>>559087443>fuck fika
>>559087789Try picking someone who's good at jumping, this map is all about going to the highground for a better vantage point.
>>559087234>Might as well play moira at this pointYes, please go ahead and play Moira so you can come back to this thread and seethe about how you lost with 23,000 heals and 17,000 damage
>>559087686Soldier is getting his mythic soon. Probably next season.
>>559088017Well? How did he lose with 23k heals and 17k damage? Go ahead and explain what he did wrong
>>559087443Wish I could
>>559086138After the smeared doodoo skin
>>559088193>deal damage that doesn't facilitate in a kill>it just gets healed, giving the enemy an advantage by enabling their supports to build ult>do this all roundyeah that's how you lose with numbers because they don't do fucking anything, a widow with 5 kills is worth more than a moira with 20k damage
>>559080129who's this???
>>559088485is it your first time on the internet?
>>559088193>6600dmg 0 killfarming dmg from the enemy tank does not help you win the match, why is this so hard to understand for some people?
>>559088407But what about the healing? Was the healing bad too?
>>559088661no, but that's all you did, which isn't much when you could play someone like ana and just blow shit up WHILE healing
>>559088823Moira has better healing than ana, so a healbotting moira that never damages is better than ana?
i feel like im slowing down or its just bc the gaps are bigger. 70 more to go for the chronically online title
>>559088978no, a healbotting moira that never damages is a reportable offense
>>559087234>And the other half being? Killing? Might as well play moira at this pointIn order of priority of what a support should do1, Not die.2, Prevent allies from dying.3, Help kill enemies.4, Heal allies.Any support that is just healbotting, especially needlessly when allies are in no risk of dying and barely hurt, over killing enemies is playing sub-optimally. You're a combat medic, not a medic.
>>559082227Freja fuck this daily
>>559086738based
>>559082227Young Emre skin when? He looks cooler like that.
which heroes have canonically banged
Anyone switching to Bastion should get banned.
>>559089859Why? He's good.
>>559089859>team loses one fight>orisa, bastion, moira all come out
Juno's cute, but she should've been an actual alien given how retarded she acts.
>>559089837Ana and Rein Kiriko and all the girls
>>559089837Ana and Illari
>>559089837anran and wuyang
>>559090050Incest is very wrong, anon.
>>559089837Juno and Mei
gonna queue and lose
>>559089837me and tracer
>queue for tank and support - 3 min>queue for DPS - fucking 12 minGood lord, is it always like this?
>>559090312same here
Juno's kitty...>>>/aco/9141420
>EU servers deadI won't login to NA with 300 ping just to do dailies.
>>559090312oh wait, i can't log in
I love anran
>>559090423Wuyang...That's your sister...
I love Hana
>>559090540based
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/overwatch-is-finally-kinda-coming-to-mobile-and-its-pretty-fun-so-far/1100-6538377/>The game will be Free-to-Play. The developers have promised to avoid "Pay-to-Win" (P2W) elements that affect gameplay balance. Monetization will focus on cosmetics, including crossover skins like the Diablo collaboration series.Where's the retard who swore up and down on his life the other day "Listen I fucking know it's going to have shit monetization and force you to pay for gameplay stuff! How? BECAUSE I JUST DO OKAY!?"
is it normal i feel gay when i play mercy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onplsJSdp4A
What am I missing here, why do people think Hanzo and Freja are hitscan
>>559090701Cute men make great Mercys.
>>559090683Do you not know what happened with Diablo Immortal? It was P2W as fuck and immensely profitable for them.
>>559090363
>>559090769>The developers have promised to avoid "Pay-to-Win" (P2W) elements that affect gameplay balance.WHERE ARE YOU AT ANON, YOU SWORE UP AND DOWN Nigga only ever played Diablo Immortal as his only mobile game kek
Kiriko and Mercy are the only two heroes that matter as they are the ones that fund the game, with each skin sale being more than all other characters combined. Now, what should be done about this? Buff Mercy.
>>559090742He has a point but he's wrong on both. "Hitscan" is Emre, Soldier, Bastion, Cass, Ashe and Sojourn. Freja is a flanker like Tracer and Pharah. Hanzo doesn't fit any mold in a pro comp.
>>559090742It's esports bending the meanings of things to fit their terms.Teams group their dps players into hitscan or flex, because originally the hitscan players was mainly soldier, cassidy or widow but hanzo, sojourn and freja were all picked up by these players too so they get called hitscan dps despite being projectile heroes.
>>559090852Yes, Blizzard and Microsoft are just going to leave free money on the table. Mobile games have no integrity and never have. If you want to remain naive that's your prerogative.
>>559091035That's retarded
>>559090923Mercy has 21% pick rate in GM fym buff mercy
>>559091098What do you think? I mean a gym girl Mercy skin with a six pack
any overwatch friends going to play the new wow expac inbetween queues and when tilted
>>559091151I'm more of a ff14 typa guy, i like modern looking clothes and stuff wow is too fantasy für mich
>>559090363my tongue there
Seems like this season is slowing down now, huh? What killed the hype?
>>559079867TOTAL. DOMINA. LOVE!
D E F E A T
>>559091151WoW is not worth it after 3.
i can't into frejashe seems fun but i can't land the shots
>>559091290This is a dead game, it's always been a dead game.
>>559091151I'll play it, Retail is a comfy game. We'll see how many patches.
>>559080709Cute alien
>>559091151gotta finish RE first then time to grind m+ again
>>559091446You have to flank and poke around alot to assist kills. Land her ult with a hero who is attached to a healer sucker. She's a jobber now that they removed 2 hit charged shots.
>>559091446It's okay neither can the pros. Her pick-rate is abysmal for a reason.
>few weeks back, maybe a month/month and a half>was calibrated bronze5, quite literally>was bad at the game, but at the same time was raging at my teammates since tank is a frustrating role>fast forward nowadays>plat 4/5, seemingly hardstuck, by pure virtue of not being able to win alone and requiring atleast one dps to play in order to win>watched a returnee friend play yesterday in low silver during his calibration and was able to pinpoint mistakes those retards made, especially his tanks, that I was a month ago doingfascinating how I progressed but also am still really fucking bad at the game, maybe in a month or two I will also look back at plat lobbies and realize how bad plat shitters myself including are
I would do anything to be pegged by Freja
>pirate disengaging>protect us, clegane!
nerf all tank damage by 75%
at this point i'm just playing to get some masochistic laughs on my way to bronze 5
>>559090701how gay are we talking about?
>>559091446she's just one of those heroes that requires a lot of practice
>keep getting eu games where some russian is baiting with an israeli flag and people start spewing politics and stuff instead of playingyawn
>>559091290People getting a reality check in ranked. All the best players came back and people finally are seeing their true rank and they do not like it.I am also having a hard time adjusting to being in silver and bronze rank this season after many season of being plat and diamond, i thought i was really good at the game and now im playing against actual sweats and pro players and i dont know how to feel about it. i played a game where me and my temates all had 30 to 40 kills and we all played well, but there was a sojurn on the enemy team that had 81 fucking kills. IN FUCKING SILVER 5 MATCH! I was playing juno, panic switched to mizuki, lost the round, locked in on zenyata won the round, final round sojurn hard focused me added to their insane kill count, panic switch to my main healer moira, get a solo team kill with my ult but lost the match and ranked down to bronze 1.i dont like playing against pro player smurfs. im really fucking good at this game, but wtf am i supposed to do when i play against people like that? hopefully i place high next season and it restores my faith in myself as a plat-diamond player that i know i am, deep down.
>>559092068100% of the israeli flags are some unfunni redditors being so lonely in their miserable and pathetic lives that they need to bait real life yous from ow playersstarting to feel the same about all the tranny and faggot flags too
If you care about your masculinity, play Mercy and prove to the females that you can pocket your duo better than them.
>>559091701I only started playing again after they nerfed her movement but even back then it seemed pretty easy to get solo kills with her. they must have nerfed her damage and bolt speed too i guess
>>559091290It's the same fucking game.
>>559091446You can rob some matches by ulting some support after a flank.That's what i do.
>>559091772can't afford
>domina has arrived>on my cock
I cant stand this game anymore maybe one day the DPSes will stop being retarded
>>559092192me and my female duo swapped heroes once (she went ashe, i went mercy) and it gave her the ick and we never played together again
Bitch
>>559089141>>559089301But that's exactly what im fucking doingI heal injured allies but each second im not healing im breaking a enemy shield or throwing orbs at enemy support to pressure them. Only reason I attack the enemy tank is to refuel my healing or when he is low. Im not a useless healbot who sits behind cover but im also not a flanking bitch who never even presses m1You can do all that as moira you know that? You are shitting on her because mainly her players are shitters who don't do shit. Hate the player not the character Just how you shoudn't blame DVA for her mains being obnoxious faggots
Got sent to east coast server for some reason on our team had a basketball gorilla smoking blunts and listening to "music" on open mic. I was fighting every fiber in my being from saying the mk ultra activation phrase, but I didn't do it this time, just left the team chat and won the game. I'm so proud of me!
>>559092572Handmade and bred for white shotas.
>>559092068Happens often and reports don't work.
>>559092604tbf this season is the worst to play support, there's 30% global healing reduction. your healing is gonna be kind of shit no matter what you do
>supp swaps to brig into orisa ana kiri ashe mei>pushes into the frontline by herself getting walled off by mei
>>559092572That's right.
(You) after eating out _____
If she plays:Mercy: the sex is a little stiff, but she will always do the houseworkKiriko: she likes to pretend she's in charge, but she's loyalJuno: she's a turbo-slutD.Va: If you have high tolerance for weird kinks, OK
>>559092604>enemy Ashe sets two of your teammates on fire with a dynamite>friendly Kiriko cleanses the fire with suzu>enemy Roadhog pushes up, takes damage and tries to disengage to heal>friendly Ana uses nade on him to prevent him from healing, causing him to die>enemy Winston tries to contest high ground by jumping to it>friendly Brigitte knocks him back, team retains high ground advantageThis is what a support does WHILE healing and dealing damage. The reason people hate Moira is because she can't do anything besides heal or deal damage. She has no abilities to quickly turn the tide of an engagement.
Angela Ogundimu
>>55909273830% from moiras heals is.... 56 hp per second (from 80) with m1, and 45.5 with orb (from 65), for combined its 101.5 (from 145), that's still not bad especially when applied to groups. Her over time heals go from 51 to 35,7 if it applies to it too.But it could be better
>>559093065what if he plays mercy kiriko and juno?
>>559092572Handmade for white men in their 30s.
>>559093246Oh, my!
>>559093232Remember that homophobia is not cool
>>559093246>isn't hoveringShit cosplay
>>559093232he needs to be bred
>*Slaps your waifu's ass*
does mei really needs 300 hp?
>>559093540ew
>>559093540Look at the top of his head.
Mei should have immunity to all CC and boop effects, criticals, and do 250 on right click headshot
>>559092487is this real
>>559093078And? She trades utility for pure healing, the other support can do that (as zen or ana) while she heals.Good composition, also what fucking utility does juno provide? Or wuyang? Or illari?
>>559093796You are silver.
>>559093864Plat actually
>>559093540OHNONONONONO!
>>559093864Also>Non argument just calling people insults Moira haters lack logical thinking
>>559093620because her fat ass
>>559089301I'm too used to trying to do some damage as Juno to avoid healbotting, and then seeing my soldier or mccree immediately take multiple headshots at once and drop dead.
>all these (You)s calling me a retard... I'm the best troll ever
when are the drives meow
>>559091079The game's monetization is for cosmetic skins you dumbassHave you never played a mobile game before? Or was Diablo Immortal your only one?
>>559094207>Moira player STUCK IN silver asks what they're doing wrong>get explained several times that support is supposed to do more than numbers>umm hurr durr noShut the fuck up retard, if you don't want to learn then stay stuck in silver.
>>559093540Is that Zarya
What utility would you give moira if you wanted to give her a reworkThey tried to add the group fade but then they stole it and gave it to kiriko as suzu
>99.99999% of all D.Va player are actually retardedWhat causes this phenomenon?
>>559091290>OW2: was not a fan of getting all my games ruined by a single incompetent tank>Returner fag after 4-5 year break>Return to OW>6v6 is back. VERY VERY happy. >Garfield's design is dumb and his players are awful in every way>Otherwise most new heroes are fine. 7/10.>Not an IRL hostage negotiator so I avoid comp>Stadium teammates are human anomalies of ultra-mega retardation. So can't play that mode.>QP opponents current or former Top500 (I never placed over Plat)>Remember that 60%+ of games are forced Wins/Losses so the system can reaffirm itselfYep, it's mostly just as I remember it
>>559094263Huge personality
>have to learn monke or dva for dive if my team is too retarded to kill orisa's supports
>>559095446coombrain
>>559095278dmg boost
>>559091290When I quit playing years ago every match was sigma/orisa/mauga, cree/soldier/ashe, mercy/ana/kiri. Years later now that I'm playing again that's still true except there's a couple new characters that do the same shit but better like domina.
>>559095446Then i'm part of the 10%!
>>559095649The shit they give her in stadium?
>>559095278Moira's kit is fine she just needs different perks and less self healing
>>559095771dunno what does she have in stadium?
Why does mizuki have so much self healing
>>559095446>Pick Dva>Enemy team actually has a good formation where their back line has no obvious weaknesses
>>559095909He needs it because you have to play him aggressively and his mobility is not amazing
>>559095907When you use your suck on a teammate they get damage boosted, mercy
>>559096235>play him aggressivelyWhat. He's best used as a dive counter playing reactively to rape anyone with his 2 second stun/self heal/damage buff chain that dares get close to him (a support).
>>559096253that wouldn't be bad and dps players could tell you to suck them off.
>DVA tracer sombra moira brigYOUR BACKLINE IS OUR FRONTLINE
Why would you ever take a perk that buffs your ultimate?Unless the alternative is a perk that does literally nothing I don't see the value.
>>559094487The only mobile game I've played was the port of PvZ1.
>>559096408I want D.Va to be my wife
hey guyswhy is the fucking TURTLE guy so tanky?But seriously he is OP as fuck
>>559096370He can do both, You aren't always going up against a comp where you need to peel for your other support.
>Wining streak>Almost rank up>Last game I need>Teammates get brain damage suddenly and everyone has half the stats of the enemy with double deaths
>6v6>wonder why we're losing>we have one tank with 12 deathsoh
>>559096767Which turtle guy? Hazard? He's a tank.
Hana's kitty>>>/aco/9141493
You can tell a lot of Rivals players are trying the game out because support players are healbotting and tanks are expecting to be made immortal as the stand in the middle of main. I hate it.
>>559097689These images you keep posting suck
>>559093796>also what fucking utility does juno provide?I agree with the other anon, I think you might unironically be silver if your asking this
Winning as Winston is so easy that it's pointless.Where is the challenge in that?
>>559096726Based as fuckI'd recommend PvZ2 reflourished. It's a mod of PvZ2 with all the microtransaction bullshit removed
>>559097778>tanks are expecting to be made immortal as the stand in the middle of mainI noticed this too kekMy supports aren't healbotting though they are going in 1v3 on the flank as Mizuki or JPC
>>559097878The 30% movement speed when attacking is busted, makes it very easy to clean up house in a crowded area
>>559097827>speed boostJust play Lucio
>forced to play all roles for event rewardfuck you, time to throw some games as tank I guess
>>559093796>She trades utility for pure healingThat's why shes f tier above silver, this isnt that kinda game.>also what fucking utility does juno provideEven if we ignore juno's ult , which im sure you had no idea it healed allies, her speed boost alone helps the team more than moira's entire kit + juno can heal 5 allies at the same time too
>tank mindlessly holds w into full enemy lineup on loopwhat am i supposed to do? just accept that we will 100% lose?
The game has retained a big boost in player ship since the rebrand. I'm impressed.Top chart is from 8 months ago (most recent I could find)Middle is from the day the game relaunchedBottom is from today
What the fuck is the range on Mei's alt fire?It's like I'm a sniper, plus it 2-shots.
>>559097778the quality of tank play has dropped DRASTICALLY. it makes a half decent tank a guaranteed win now.
>>559098413I don't think Mei's alt fire has any fall off range. It's pretty strong but has a slow fire rate
>>559098359not for long if they don't adjust this fucking matchmaking
>>559096726They made it so only couple lanes have lawnmowers now, you have to watch ads if you want more, mobile games don't see you as a human being so im sure ow mobile will try to get your wallet too.
>>559098157Play 6s. It's statically much less likely you get two retarded tanks and worst case scenario you can just BE the tank.
>>559098491The matchmaking is the same it's been since 2022 anonComplete and utter dogshit. It's just a facet of life with OW.
I swear people think juno ult is just a pretty lightshow and don't know it heals 85 hp/sand boosts damage as much as mercy.Stand in the fucking borbit retards
>>559098516>He fell for the fuckass version Just download the APK of the previous version with no ads. >I'm sure Overwatch will The skins will cost a fuck ton of money make no mistake. But there's not gonna be some "You have to pay $3.99 to restore energy to keep playing" after 3 matches anon. It's not 2010 anymore
>>559098560>Stand in the fucking borbit retardssuck my cock first you martian slut
>>559098556it has been especially punitive this week
>>559098560Rework juno and add mauga barrier to her ult for retarded allies >>559098678I saw my little brother playing that, then i felt bad and installed pvz fusion to his computer
>>559098560>Ult as Illari>Get a good shot on most of the team>My preschool teammates suddenly forget what key bind primary fire is and lets them all live>Enemy team shoots me out of the sky Every single unironic fucking time
>>559098752Do this for his phone too if he has an android. Enter in the private DNS in the pic, it removes ALL ads from every single mobile game. I haven't seen an ad in years thanks to it
>>559098516Yeah it's wild how utterly slimy Popcap have become
>>559098560It's a shit ult and you're playing a shit character Swap to Baptiste if you want a damage boost ult
>>559098560tummy sex
>>559099161no
>>559099161Vide bal sou yo! *gets ignored*
I KNEEL, I SQUEAL MY KILLS AREN'T REALI COPE I MOPE SOMEONE HAND ME THE ROPEI SIN I NEVER WIN I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN
>>559098784>Pop ult as mercy/moira/zen/brig>Teammates act like a DVA bomb is about to go off and scatter
>>559099541Widow...
Every time I get an anran I pocket them as wuyang, it's a lot of fun.
I accidentally endorsed a DPS
>That one nigger in comp who starts talking after 0.01secs and never shuts the fuck up
I SUFFER TANK GAMES FOR THIS?
extraterrestials can be SUPER CUTE
>>559099804>Open mic in 2026 >Dude sounds like he's running an industrial cooler in the backgroundconsole fags will still defend open mic despite being literally the most annoying shit
>>559099804You just KNOW half the anons in the thread do this
>>559100254>SUPER CUTE>not extracute*sigh*
*Kekkai Sanctuary slurps your ult*
>>559100254Who gives a shit about cute? She has fin funnels and that's based.
>>559100756KEK PROTECT US
how do you stop the forced 10 losses in a row in Quickplay? please im desperate
>>559100468
>>559101213Fuck.
>>559101151you don't
>>559101151you are the common denominator, because Blizzard is deliberately targeting YOU. Buy more Kiriko skins.
>>559101151Enjoy the rape, sissy.
why is Mei's gun so dogshitgenuinely impossible to top the damage scoreboard with her
>>559101526Just hit headshots.
Really, I love when an Illari thinks she's go my ass and then Kekkai Sanctuary comes up right as she shoots.
Gay Guy Sanctuary
>>559101720>I got you in my sights*WHEEZE*
How do I git gud with Illari and Juno? I really like playing them but I struggle to win in qp and I feel like my damage sucks with them. Is it just an aiming skill issue
>>559101454>because Blizzard is deliberately targeting YOU. Buy more Kiriko skins.I KNOW THIS IS TRUE, I KNOW THIS IS TRUE, I KNOW THIS IS TRUEThe Shop purchase buff is real!
You are the only sneedstant.
>>559101151you just must have gotten 4 bad teammates every time and the enemy got 5 good teammates every time, this is the only possible outcome
how long to break the plat plateau
>>559100182I've got dragon Sig skin...
>>559100182>>559102326
>pull the furrybait skinBlizzard...
Only Jeets play Kiriko.
>>559102676yes anon everything is jeet
>>559102837The The's
Semi unc here. Havent played ow since before the switch to ow2 but suddenly have a lot of spare time. Whats the game like now? Is it even comparable to the old 6v6 game?
>>559102983Theres 6v6 meme mode still if you are a pussy and scared of the real game.
>>559102983It's awful, don't reinstall, the game is definitely not at it's most exciting patch ever.
>"Let's add an Indian woman">Makes her look like an Indian woman>"We need to add a sexy lady to counter Rivals">Makes her a white woman with brown eyes and a tan>Calls her Indian
>>559102676>t. Mohammad Ali Khan
What do we make of this
>>559103415Bronze take.
>>559103415>no assault
>queue tankget healers who want to play dps>queue healerget tank who’s keyboard is apparently broken besides the w key>queue dpsget both am I being punished for something?
>>559103415>likes escort>doesn't like escort????????
>>559102837The average person would not be able to tell that this is 3 different characters
Blizzard can't seem to fix 2cp. Is there any hope?
>>559103586>get tank who is keyboard
>>559101901I understand being bad at Juno, her abilities are kinda involved and her performance is more tied to the tank's than some others but if you're bad at Illari, you just have shit aim. Hop on Mercy, bro.
JQ is the only honest tank
>>559103415Flashpoint is fucking trash
>>559103650I’m phoneposting I don’t decide the grammar at this point
>>559103415Factual.
>>559103415Why the fuck can't they just add something like 5 cp or KOTH instead of experimenting with so many obviously retarded ideas
>>559103704You misspelled Mauga.
>>559104049>5cp>kothhow new are you
there are chinese exclusive skins??
>>559104049>5 cp or KOTHThey did, but you only see it in Stadium now, and neutered at that.
>>559104274Crossover/collaboration with that Chinese Nightreign.
>>5591040495 what
>>559104293No they didn't they added some retarded obviously terrible idea made with obviously hastily repurposed maps instead of an actual 5 cp mode
>>559103735>SAAR SAAR I USE THE PHONE SAAR I GRAMMAR RIGHT SAAR
>You hate 2cp!>2cp is ABSOLUTELY the worst!>Stop acting like you enjoyed 2cp!!!Why does everyone in the community insist on gaslighting it's player base?
>>559103415Your post is so bad i actually feel forced to post just to tell you to kill yourself as soon as possible.
how fucked am I going to be trying to learn winton?
Freja is my girlfriend
>>559104527do you things exist on every board
>>559104504The best they could do was Clash.
Keller, please bring back eskay.Has she ever cosplayed anyone from Overwatch? My entire folder, there's nothing in it that would tell you she ever played Overwatch.
>>559104504it was 5cp with a timer and cumulative scoreand it sucked and koth has been in the game since launch
>>559104640Post hands.
>>559104556>people say they don't mind 2cp>they bring back 2cp>same retarded blowhards who screamed about 2cp to begin with never shut up until it's removed
Lemonkiwi Ogundimu
>>559104730that tranny never cared about overwatch only the fastest path to clout
Just gimme classic back dawg
>>559104556>gaslightingYou don't miss 2CP, you miss the maps. Where the fuck is the Volkskaya map to replace 2CP? We finally got Hanamura back, and then they cut it from the main modes and neutered it down to three points instead of five.
peepodank
>>559105139>literally immediately starts gaslighting the first chance he getsYou are going to make a woman a very unhappy wife someday
new gamemode idea2fort ctf
>>559103681Are relegated to doing shit damage as juno most of the time?
5cpIts a well made gamemode
there's not a single bad gamemode in overwatch today
>>559104965>fastest path to cloutShe played it before she even transitioned.
new mode idea: clashpoint
>>559105606Push is dogshit
>she
>>559104730>Keller, please bring back eskay.imagine bogur tapping his ass.
>She
>>559105670i need to breed her
>doing fine>spaced away from enemy dps, zero danger>SHITWEAVER>FAGGOTWEAVER>pulls me right into a venture erupting from the ground hops on his faggot elevator and doesn't even toss me a heal as their team collapses on me
Maybe I'll be AnranI'm already AnranWhat about FrejaI'm already FrejaI'll be MaugaNerf MaugaYou're right, so, HazardI wanna be HazardI guess I'll be VentureI'm already VentureThen I'll be CassidyI already chose CassidyI have an ideaWhat's your idea?You should beI'm not gonna be KirikoYou should've picked Kiriko
Just add bots when player leaves ffs
>>559105601She has harsh damage falloff, and healing falloff for that matter. You have to play forward, you can't play Ana games. Her numbers do go down against barriers like Rein and Domina because they catch your lockon attack, but you're not hard countered or anything
>>559105808I wish she would show feet, the few glances I've seen look decent.
Hey, it's Transriko.
>take adderall and queue for 20 hours straight rampaging like a demon>wake up and get dumpstered by people i shouldn't be in the same game with and miss every shot before taking my PEDs>repeat
Hey, it'äs Noassriko.
>>559106213
>>559106128Imagine the smell
When's Overwatch getting its own version of pic rel?
>>559106128honestly would not say no
Hey, it's Cringeriko.
>>559106349>NoassrikoSo just Kiriko then.
>hey, it's mossadiko*bombs your mmr*
>>559106506When's Overwatch getting its own version of pic rel?
Kiriko and Doomfists
Hey, it's Ayatollah Kirikomeini.
Hey, it's okiriK.
>>559106057Thank you sensei
Yes thank you very epic /v/ you can stop now.
>>559100375>heavy breathing>player clearing his throat and spitting>"FACKING BITCH I FACK YOU PUTA">babies crying>dogs barking>couple arguing>man next-door smashing plates>children squealing>chickens squawking>the sounds of a stabbing outside>reggaeton>black man groaning through autotune>all at the same time
How exactly do I be more effective as Juno? I played her a bit when she first dropped but I went to main Illari and really haven’t touched her >inb4 don’t play her at allI really want to be helpful with her
>>559106596>>559106792>this kills the kirikojeet
Hey, it's Goku.
>>559101151just make it to 20 losses in a row, and you may finally get a draw
flats
is emre really strong right now? he feels like it
Hey, it's Kiriko Ogundimu.
Hey, it's Kiriko Morrison.
>>559107183It sounds stupid, but use your cooldowns. The number one thing I see out of bad Junos is just letting shit like speed ring sit ready to use for no reason. Most of the time they remember to use torpedo to try and rescue a lost fight, but using it more proactively is obviously better.
>>559106792Why did she get ass removal surgery?
Hey, it's Villainriko.
>do nothing as tracer>tank carries my assdps is such a comfy role
hey, it's Bitchriko.
Hey, it's K.va
>hooks you>PROPERTY OF ROADHOGYour response?
>>559107834i feel all warm inside
Hey, it's Spamriko.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTJp0Rko2H/
>>559107991Buy an ad.
qrd on when to jump in as winston
>>559105230Now do it again on an alt account.
What happened to Clash? I liked that gamemode but it looks like they removed it? It was just one map right?
>her
>>559108124Don't jump into 4 or more people. You'll probably die.
Mercy mains ARE valid
>I'M GETTING INTO THIS>I COULD GET USED TO THIS FEELING
>>559108701erm source chud
Hey, it's Coomeriko.
this is a sexkay thread now
>>559108701This. We love our hotwives here
when vill they show the nier skins
>All the returner kiddies & teenagers are goneThank christ
reminder: picking a sexy support in a cute outfit is a 20% buff to your team, something the scoreboard can't show
>PC shuts down the second I do a Mauga stompThat was kinda cool
>>559107183>be an absolute slippery bastard, you live and die by your ability to use your extra jumps and glide to avoid enemies>put ring down in the middle of teamfights to boost your entire team, use it to get extra mobility to escape dives, or just throw it down on your tank>your ring lasts for 6 seconds and recharges its 14 second cooldown while it's active, so use it as much as possible>use pulsars if you've got multiple low-health squishies on your team who all urgently need healing, use them to pick off high-mobility low health enemies, or just use it to farm ult charge>use ult to break through chokes or push teamfights in your favour - ideally communicate with your team so they actually know it's coming and use it
>>559092612>>559099804>>559100375>>559107149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAEAf60_iX8
>>559108828maybe today or tomorrow. It could be an animated teaser like the street fighter collab.
Balls.
>>559109012This only works for girls.
Hey, it's Zenriko.
Kiriko has a higher body count than Ramona Flowers
I know the smart idea is to buy the actual video game but I'm having trouble choosing between the NieR collab and RE9I can afford both but I'm trying to not spend everything at once
>>559099804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5IBWP9t0lo
>>559109381Wait until the Nier skins are properly shown off. Then decide.
>>559106314this is why so many overwatch players are trans btw
Why are my dps queues so long now? Did dps get flooded with all the new players? Did the update kill the tank role?
>>559109135similar thing was happening to me and it turned out I needed a new psu. fyi.
>>559082085
火羽焚天!!!>oneshots you with ult
>>559107149
Hey, it's DPSriko.
>>559109618Thanks but I think it's just that my GPU overclock isn't as stable as I thought.
Played some games today. Did not win a single one. Every game was against a stack. Fun game this.
>>559109738Overclocks are a thing of the bast, undervolting is where it's at now.
>>559109441So tomorrow then right?Usually they show off collab skins the week before
>just gonna go kill my enemies and conquer the world, nya
>>559109890>thing of the bastESL. Go back to throwing spears at giraffes, Munyaradzi.
>>559109997criminal how much better domina's hair looks in gameand her outfitand her facial structure
>>559109890I'm power limiting too, but my card is an OC SKU, I'm probably just being too aggressive with my core clock. Apparently the undervolt isn't worth it on mine, and power limiting is the play.
>>559109957>So tomorrow then right? I don't know
>>559110209Lena's thighs look very squeezable and lickable here
Domina...>>>/aco/9141565
>>559110214Definitely. gpus don't have the overhead they used to for overclocking and if it's a factory OC i'd just be happy it works with that at this point.
>>559109381Not buying skins + fitgirl
Is Ram bad now
>>559110423Yeah I'll play around with it, it was fine in RE9 with pathtracing and an unlocked framerate. But Mauga brought it to it's knees lol
>>559109223Why does he look like a lttle frowny face emerging out of a can
>>559110510>now
>protect us, clegane >XD level one>oolo gustavay chalo >hoiyu zenchin >meow
>>559109381RE9 has a beta crack/bypass right now, I'd wait and see how that turns out. But it is a good game if you decide to buy it, like the other anon said, wait to see how they are in game.
Moria looks more french than irish. And sounds more Finnish
>>559110634>chewit, bong bong chewit
I spam "is this ez mode" when I kill someone as dva.particularly so when throwing the mech on top of someone.
>>559109381RE9 is probably the best game we get this year and one of the best RE games overall. RE2 Remake is better but imo it's pretty much the perfect video game.
I want to passionately kiss and have sex with mains of: Mercy, ana, illari, BrigitteI want to furiously hatefuck rape and slap mains of: ana, kiriko, moira, juno
>>559110478post less kurokopost more misaka
There are just too many retards that don't understand how to play the game now
Mr Silver Juno talking about playing the game.
>>559109957We might get a 2D trailer. But we won't see the actual ingame 3D skins. Maybe idk
Antagonistic reply faggots being faggots
>>559110736>>559110478I would pirate but the way it is right now RE9 would perform better on my PS5 Pro than my PCI bought RE4R on the winter sale but refunded it since performance wasn't up to my standard.
>>559109381Collab is limitedRE9 will always be thereGet fomo'd
bullied by replies :(((
what could have been
!! WARNING WARNING !!I am playing Sombra today, apologies if you end up on my team
Total Kiriko Death
>>559111795I think my pylon just exploded
>>559111795fuck you for reminding
>>5591117952B is supposed to be hot and pale and most importantly hot?
>>559111795Retard. A canon chocolate version of 2b existsFucking normie, holy shit stop posting.
hay
just hit m2 one tricking the tracer i can SMELL gm.....
>>559112031another tourist.kill yourself.
>>559112226Post hands. You write like a Jeet.
>unironic weebs when someone doesnt give a shit about their shitty waifu and its game
>>559112102didn't nier automata sell like 10 million copies and gets collabs with literally everything going, it's hardly some obscure cult gem
>>559111795Absolutely disgusting.
this guy's ult is too strong
>>559112387yes please
>>559112102When it's just the characters in cosplay, I feel like we shouldn't be limited by skin color or hell even genderTracer was Deku, Sojourn or Illari in 2Bs skirt would have fucked. Instead it's the character with literally the least ass in the game besides Hammond
>>559112387my wife on the floor
what are you supposed to do on vendetta? genuine question
>>559112340this I don't give a fuck about some miserable weebshit because of some ass in a gothy miniskirt triggered my pornbrain
>>559112352>>5591124182p is a canon thing in the nier universe. its literally just brown 2b with a white outfit.and would work perfectly fine for Illari"2b" as illari is just as normie take as it gets.
>>559112340>>559112534Weeb games are vastly preferable to most American franchises getting collabs.
>>559112387That ass kills
>>559112592I think you are a little slow in the head and can't read good.
>>559112643Frankly I'd be content with leaving the collabs to fortnite and just making more good skins that end up in lootboxes
>Illari has a literal pylon as an ability.>doesn't have a protoss skins.
>>559109231I'm a girl (male).
>>559112592You are assuming the bitch who made that art has ever played Nier.
>muttlari seethetired of this ep
>>559112698stfu lil shit
>>559093246Mmmmmmm.... Mamacita....
>>559111286wuyang bros left out yet again
>>559112776It doesn't fucking matter. Collab skins ar just cosplay. Anyone can be anyone.
>>559112339i'm actually mixed but thanks for your concern
Kirishit is lame and I want the devs to focus on giving shit and fleshing out other characters. It's like they gave up on Overwatch and went full weebshit pandering for collabslop.
>>559112534This image aged poorly.
>>559112568I don't mean to question your medical professionalism doctor, but are you really sure this is going to help my leukemia?
>>559095446Guess I'm part of the 00.00001% d.va players for 60% of matches
i want to whale out on wuyang skins and they just won't let me. 2 weeks from now i'll probably be done with overwatch again and they'll have lost my wallet. why?
>>559097235Mizuki's motif is turtle themed akin to how Kiriko is a fox
Vendetta went 29/17. Cree went 22/7. The whole time the Vendetta was complaining the Cree was doing nothing. Is ten deaths really worth the extra 7 elims?
>>559113097Surprising that with the deep pockets Blizzard has, they could only give us shit matchmaking and no pve modes at all.
No one plays Illari.
>>559109381is this nigga really contemplating the value of a highly critical 10+ hour game, versus a couple of skins in a first person shooter he cannot even see most of the time?F2P is a cancer eating some peoples brains jesus christ
>>559113295Wang gets a new skin next week. He's going to cosplay as the shota from nier.
>>559113051I think people would have been upset if Venture got the Cammy skin etc. So no.
No one plays Kiriko.
are they not embarrassed by this?
>>559113295He's getting a collab skin in 8 days. Stay strong sis.
>>559113659Why'd you remind me of this.
>server dies>get punished for it
>>559113568>>559113664i don't want some gay collab skin i want something fun like beekeeper sigma >:(
>>559113659erm its called representation you heckin chud
>>559113621<spoiler>FUCK</spoiler>
Venture is so fun man, but their perks are fucking trash, why did they gut the main fire one like that
>>559113659>are they not embarrassed by this?It's blizzard, they love rape and degeneracy
>>559109997>>559110415How to play Domina without looking like a twat?I literally don't know the first thing about tanking.
>>559113851where's my 8" (soft) name card?
>>559113990
>>559113659Isn't the whole idea behind pride that you aren't
>>559113519Back in my day, games used to be 70+ hours long. Now you just play a walking sim with cutscenes that have car advertisements and redbull ads in them.>>559113659You should auto avoid and report anyone using them in your games. Report them for inappropriate communication and gameplay sabotage, and enjoy your free action taken messages.
>>559113491This is a lie.
>>559113990right here
>>559114093wicked
>>559113097FATE colab when?
why is my other dps a woman
>>559113659this is one the most popular games with the most progressive community, I don't think so.
>>559114262Freja has the bun. Ez.
>>559114341Respect her cock, chud.
>>559114352no map representation i see...
>>559114262I work for blizzard and we added vendetta for blue saber collab alone
>>559113825Maximilien's Vault might open at the mid-season update. But it's random discounts on random skins.
>>559113659No? It's pretty standard corporate affair to pretend to care about gays
>>559114262Guess the skins/heroes
>>559114523Alexander = Rein.
>>559113659This was our best Pride ngl.
>>559113873ctrl+s, niggy
>>559113659Americans, please explain the significance of this. Is this like a national holiday or something.
i don't like how i can't climb out of silver as dps but i'm easily plat as a tank
Will ever players who get silence bans and suspension learn their lesson?
>>559114783Mental illness, don't worry about it.
>>559114783Big pharma makes a lot of money on telling the mentally ill that they just have a quirk chungus personality.
>>559114783you don't have genders in the third world?
Hey, it's Kirikofan1.
Loving these daily episodes of tourist gets triggered by some shit in the game
>>559114523Saber - VendettaArcher - HanzoLancer - WuyangCaster - Mercy
>Mizuki presses E on meGuess I’ll die lol.
>>559114783Europoopans celebrate this too though
>>559114262>>559114523Saber = VendettaArcher = HanzoRider (Alexander the Great) = MaugaGilgamesh = SigmaRin = Kiriko
I love my wife Ashe desu
>/pol/chud replying to himself on cooldown
>>559114906Oh>>559114972Why would medical companies care>>559115013Not really no.>>559115198Erm I'm not euro
>>559115413>Why would medical companies careBECAUSE THEY MAKE MONEY OFF OF SELLING THEM DRUGS
>>559115513Just make money via corruption like a normal country BRO
Anti-LGBT posting is the surest sign of /v/-tourism
>>559115396ywnbaw
>>559114193>Back in my day, games used to be 70+ hours longThey used to be so short they were made super hard so kids couldn't beat them, otherwise they were like 2-5 hours long. One of the most well regarded RPGs during the SNES era Chrono Trigger was like 25 hours long. The original RE2 was like 8 hours at best.Games are way more padded with content now.
Whenever Kiriko isn't on screen all the other heroes should be saying "where's Kiriko?"
>>559115716Spicbro....
>>559115716>t. Gagdeep Singh
>>559115826Erm Im not Spanish
kiriko naked dogeza
>He's not even denying it
>>559115716Understood, Benjamin Netanyahu
That Year of the Horse event didn't need to run this long, that's a one week bitch only
>>559115891Erm I'm not Indian >>559115994Erm I'm not a jew
>>559116098>Erm I'm not a jewYou're spiritually jewish
>>559116147Erm you replied to the wrong guy
You should be banned from posting until you can deadlift your own weight.
>>559116292bro that's like 55 kgs that's nothing
>>559116262No I didn't
>>559113416It's not just as simple as that. People who want to flank and off-angle need pressure from the main group so that they can get 1v1, catch people off guard, and generally fill their role. It is realistically on the Vendetta or Echo or whoever else to hang back and not engage until the enemy is already engaged so they're certainly not faultless, but if Cree (and the rest of the team, to include supports, but mostly the damage dealer) is not putting enough damage in the right direction to hold attention, then that is a large part of 17 deaths.
>>559116113>t. Mohammad Ali Khan
I want a legendary Pride skin this year, but all the Lgbt characters in this game are only played by straight people. Except lifeweaver.
>>559116348Nice try, fatty. We all know you weigh at least 100kg.
>>559116446Erm I'm not arab/persian/etc
No one plays Wifebeater.
>play 6v6>pick soldier>shoot tank>tank is not a raidboss and dies>win gamehow do you counter this?
how hard is it to get to all-star in ranked stadium? i just want the reinhardt skin
>>559116598speed boost 6 people into your backline
>>559116641You don't lose any SR in Stadium until All-Star, so it's just a matter of playing until you get it.
>>559116539>t. Nguyen Sinh
>>559116572Im calling him that from now on
Kiriko crucifiction when?
>>559116768I don't know what that is!
why does reinshart have a fireball that can oneshot people
How would Tracer react to being raped?
>>559117271she'd probably try and recall back to before it happened but she can't erase the memories
>>559116292you mean bench right? a bodyweight deadlift is not impressive at all
>>559116572I thought this referred to Widowmaker for some reason
>xp bonus for tankNo, I'll stick to dps and support. Thank you.
How would Kiriko react to being raped?
>>559117098precision german engineering
Can Reaper teleport onto your cock?
>>559117638she's used to it by now
how 2 junker queen?
>play my ass off as wuyang >players compliment me during potgwatchfeels good bros
I really, REALLY like the way Junker Queen says 'Gracie'.
>>559117638She has no ass, it would probably be extremely painful
When?
>>559117971>be extremely painful
How would Doomfist react to being raped?
Reminder that today is your LAST DAY to complete the lunar new year event.
>>559118021Kino or nothing, we don't need some kingdom hearts slop.
>>559118385
>>559118481Never compare my GOAT Simon to that subhuman Venture again or I'll find you.
>>559113659POV: You are an Iranian getting a preview of your new culture.
No white person watches Gurren Lagann.
>>559118481I think Vendetta should get the Kamina skin instead-a
>>559118808Grim
Blizzard better no pussy out with the nier skins, the sexy leotards MUST BE IN!!!!
>>559118385Bap kingdom hearts skin plz
>>559118751KING OF KINGS
>>559118849Grave, if you will.
It really be supports talking the craziest shit at the end of a match and no one else
>>559118907woke is dead in 2026, you'll see tomorrow
I'm guessing it's no longer possible to obtain this skin, right?
Wuyang mains run this game
Wuyang looks like he took hot loads behind campus after class.
virgin King's Row vs chad Aatlis
>>559119605Nope, had to be there for Stadium S1
>won 5 in a row>finally break out of gold 4vendetta shall deliver me to the promised land inshallah
>>559118286>have to play catch a marinot worth it
>>559118286Feels good not caring about all this extra shit in gamesjust wanna play and get better
why did they give mccassidy such a fucking ugly mythic?
>play tank or healer>win easily>play dps>infinite loss streak of doomwhy is this a thing
>>559119568>wokeness = no sexy girls in gamesyouve been brainwashed by the epstein cult
>>559120426dps has no agency
>>559120426Dps is and has always been the weakest role.
Is there anything more infuriating than losing a 1v1 against a fucking Moira
gn briggers
>"i'm going to play my level 2 brig in comp!">goes 1-10>does next to no healing>doesn't even fucking ult once in a 6+ minute roundThe actual subhumans I get matched with, I swear to fucking god
>>559120436Nigga WE are the epstein cult, i main mccree hanzo and widow btw
>>559120589Losing a 1v1 to Mercy
>>559121205nta, but doesnt mercys damage scale based on each characters max health, though? at least that ones somewhat fair. moiras just goddamn annoying
>watching my dps receive every doom punchIt's like watching a bettered wives episode. They keep holding the main angle yet doom keeps punching and they never learn to flank.
>>559121205
Don't mess with the best!
>>559120823Sorry that was me
>>559113416Vendetta often initiates a fight and dies in the process, but trades and forces cooldowns so her team can clean up. The cleanup crew dps usually has much better stats because he can click heads for free in a won fight.
How do people manage to suck at support when it's the easiest role?
>>559120823I selected Brig for the first time in 5 years in comp the other day and did something similar to this
>Ana nanos the rein a fucking mile from the enemy
Flats? More like fats
>>559121375>bettered wivesESL. Go back to your designated shitting street, Kumar.
>>559121760As a dps player I am not used to my cooldowns and life being valuable and throw them away too much.
>Top heals in lobby>Top 3 for damage and elims>PotG with no ult>Still loseHonestly, this type of shit is freeing. It really teaches you that sometimes you really just can't win. Makes it easier to stop second guessing if there's more you could've done
literally every single legendary I've gotten from a box has been hot garbage outdated trash from OW1inb4>hurrr you should have used your billions of white creditsfuck you im a new player, i dont have those
>>559121934>use my movement ability to disengage>YOU ARE POWERED UP>THE TIDE IS WITH YOU
>>559122093I just know you were playing Moira
>>559092661fucking based
>>559113416>Vendetta went 29/17. Cree went 22/7.one has to put themselves in danger away from the team, the other hangs back with their team and taps enemies from safety and gets kill contributions. I wonder who is more likely to die.
let me guess, tank diff?I lostI played sig, winston was just me trying to shake things up
I wanna impregnate angela
>>559122321Juno, actually.
>>559122106Some of the best skins are from OW1 days though.
>>559122424How do you get that much damage as winston?
>>559122440Doomfist...
>>559122440many are saying this
>>559122780Probably keep shooting lighting at the 2 healers and sigma that healed through the damage constantly.
Juno owes me sex. Or anon owes me sex.
what should I use credits on?
>>559123027Stuff you want.
>>559122424Moira wasn't healing dps. Dps being tards.
>>55912326036079 dicks sucked
>>559122928I dont owe you anything
>>559123338You owe me martian pussy.
>>559116292>hey guys i lift>guys>guys>look!!! guys
juno sexo
>>559117492It is when 99% of this general is morbidly obese.
>>559116292you DO know that deadlifting your weight should be doable even by untrained niggas unless youre beyong 100kg right? kek
hold on 6x6 is kinda fun actually
>embarrassing stomp with a suicidal D.Va who's basically feeding>server error; match cancelledThank God for Steven's PenisGood thing Steven's Penis saved the day
>>559123336In a row?
>other dps immediately picks sombrafuck off
>only halfway to a new weapon colorgrinding these is going to be a pain
>>559123768Don't play trash dps?
>>559123768niggalow
>>559124046>>559124046>>559124046baka new thread had to fix the OP since the one guy wanted to troll and ruin the general again
good night juno's culos
>>559124068kys
>>559124203I wish I could
>>559109629good mornyan
>>559124305there are multiple options. i believe in you
>>559123684>suicidal D.Va who's basically feedingI would take this 100 times out of 100 over the sniper D.Vas
>>559124365Not until you first troll faggotStop messing with the OP
>>559124348good mornyan!
>>559124476I post regular OPs and just copy paste. But stadium shit should be in the OP
>>559122780it was mainly as sig, dps were too bad I couldnt
>>559124419I wouldn't mind it if it weren't for this global healing passive and if they were at least diving supportsThey kept charginf directly into the two tanks and immediately dying
>>559124695Shut up
>6vs6 open queue>teammate tells me to switch>no ui win that argument
so yeah why is overwatch using up 15 gigs of my RAM (while idling in the menu) exactly?are they mining bitcoin on my rig in the year 2026?
