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>Season 3 trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbCMA9Nevk [Embed]

>Season 3 plans:
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://ewgf.gg/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Moves Data
https://okizeme.gg/
https://tekkendocs.com/

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit

>Tekken 8 important pachinko moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0
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>>559112295
Pakistan will never recover from this
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Is he right?
https://x.com/i/status/2028463339441991825
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the new fgc:
dress code - every tournament is a black tie event
etiquette - no smiling/laughing/distractions from the players or audience. begin and end every set with a firm handshake and a brief gender affirmation mantra (failure to properly recite the gender affirmation mantra will result in a fine and suspension from all rickthehadou affiliated tournaments)
sportsmanship - if your opponent is in distress you must pause the match and ask them how they are feeling. if a hug is requested the players must hug on stage for no less than 1 minute (to be timed by a tournament organizer)
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>>559112756
season 2 target audience
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Shit I forgot to try out Fightcade
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Shit I forgot to Shit
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I WANT TO LIVE
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if patch isnt good im on dix forever
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capcom is too far ahead now, ace combat cannot compete to save tekken, it is over
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>>559112756
murray's biggest sin is getting retards to believe that gaps in offense are an oversight and should be emergency patched
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaIntaTb-PM
Tekken could NEVER
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My Dualshock 4 controller is breaking apart and Valve still can't release Steam Controller. I'm in controller limbo.
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>>559114814
ok then where are the CAPCOM RESIDENT EVIL NIKE SHOES?!
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>>559114814
>Leon drives a soccer mom SUV
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA
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calm down Jake
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https://www.instagram.com/reels/DVXUNrGioEj/

it's up
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>>559115232
His hair is starting to look like Paul's ITS MA'AM hair so it fits.
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Buying Porsche SUV is little like buying a buying a computer but the OS is console based. It makes no sense.
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>>559115776
i think you should stick to food analogies
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>>559115635
I have GTA6 wait fatigue. AC8 will be better. As will GT8.
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a much needed explanation in these trying times
https://x.com/Shidosha/status/2028346621356839239
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>>559115881
A Porsche SUV is like going to a fancy dinner and ordering hot dogs.
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wabazoom wabazaam fellas
I was thinking of playing t8 but I really don't want to
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>>559116020
>needs a whole novel to explain why whiffing a wr attack will get you killed
WOW THE DEPTH
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i love men
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Pokchop made top 8 at a major tournament last year, but he already booked his flight because he didn't think he would, so he just went home.
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>>559116020
>If you look at the round count, there are so many more rounds to go so if Virgo wants a chance to win, he MUST stop Shun from drinking.
kino.
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TMM: "Beef sets are childish"
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GOOD
ASS
THUGGERY
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i'm cleaning my room wish me luck
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>>559115776
My old boss went one step more redundant and bought an electric Porsche
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TMM: "Another man had sex with my wife"
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>>559116089
good one
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>>559118617
worst part is she enjoyed it so much that she left TMM, that says a lot about TMM sex skill LMFAO
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you get it by having sex multiple times, guess who got 0 lvl?
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they were never married. they had a kid out of wedlock and broke up
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i hate women so much aaaaaaaa grrrr
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having a kid is bad enough but having one without even being married is literally the hellmark of mental issues
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37 year old male model that looks 17
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I'd say tmm is closer to 19 or 20
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type THANK YOU to accept your invitation
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>>559120103
AND MORE
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>>559120103
I would literally skip my marriage anniversary to join this even if I was married and both were on the same day
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>>559116020
https://x.com/burnoutfighter/status/2028376284603232405
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>>559116020
seems like a pretty shit game no wonder it died
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>>559116020
this is a real knowledge check
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>>559119317
I genuinely think TMM just wanted a kid
I think he's legit gay
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stopped drinking
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didnt ask
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tekken players not getting the shun moment demonstrates the design weakness that lead to heat and "aggression". VF always gives you reasons to interact with your opponent. even with a life lead it prbably isn't optimal to stand there doing nothing. tekken mostly on accident ended up with a ssystem that lets you be non commital all the time but they couldn't think of a way to fix that besides canned mixups. they didn't think about why tekken is the only game that lests you block and backdash at the same time.
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ayo ima boot up t7 and just backdash in training mode
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>>559120396
holy... fucking... kino...
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it's a sign of our sick, jewified society that a new nu-capbuck game was able to not only survive but thrive
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TEKKEN
STILL
LEADS
THE PACK
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>2.5 weeks until Tekken finally dies
Can't fucking wait
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>>559114814
Why would he drive a shitty Panamera? He would drive a manual 718 Cayman because he is literally me.
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>>559121736
this but unironically
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>anticapcom guy also has terminal /pol/brain
/v/ origin story seeming more likely each passing day
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i got a dui bros
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>procapbuck guy also an evil butthurt kike
elders of zion story seeming more likely each passing day
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>you're not supposed to praised good games
ok
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>>559123521
based... based. keep drinking king! dont let them keep you down
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>>559123521
not based... putting other people in danger just because you refuse to take your meds is not cool
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It's over for Sony and Nintendo
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no need for drugs and alcohol when we're going back to basics in 2 weeks
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>>559125082
thats why i stopped drinking
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tekken is healing
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>>559101005
Your first funny post
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>samefagging
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its amazing how Steve players were known for their timing as if it was their "timing" and not b1 being probably the most broken button there has ever been in tekken
T8 b1 is probably the closest it has been to balanced and it's still THE most important tool the character has
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>b1 counter hits: epic timing
>magic 4 counter hits: booooooriiing
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>>559127671
holy...
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>>559127671
superior game built on superior technology
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footprints in the sand is a forgotten technology
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i tried this at the beach and couldnt get it to work
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Yeah I checked in real life and there were no footprints in the sand, murray was right as usual
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tekken 8 is so ass
but sf6 is also so ass
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masher 8 deserved to lose this gen of fighters
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my faith in murrays vision cannot be shaken
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still playing dl the beast
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>Tekken ass
big fan
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>heat burst removed entirely
>heat engagers let you hold b to not go into heat
>heat smashes no longer interact with hazards
>heat engager strings no longer launch, only get a followup. launches are exclusive to single hit heat engagers
>you now take 100% damage during rage art armour

this game could be so much better
not good, but much better
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>>559114369
The fact that Bamco is putting all their bets on a literal simulator shows how far they're gone. Not even Microsoft tried making MS Flight Sim their header and they're going under.
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>>559118617
he said that in stream?
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https://www.twitch.tv/themainmanswe/clip/BlazingImportantTildeANELE
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bro it wasn't funny when tmm said it and it isn't funny years later when you're trying to force it
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>you can just farm the same 2 GOD or GOD1 players to get GOD3 in NA
NA tekken...
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>>559127669
>>559127486
Same way Steve has been considered core, trve Tekken since forever despite being a 2D character for his entire existence.
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>>559128809
Is she dead?
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what was the last character added with a full throw game, Drag?
seems like Bamco doesn't care much about that anymore
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https://xcancel.com/KickingMachinee/status/2028463339441991825#m
One of the funniest tweets of all time
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scroll up nigga blud
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i'm sorry mom and dad for disappointing you, your son will always be a failure
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>>559116020
>The only thing he could have done was: try to mash yet another attack to save himself.

>I hope that adds some context to the situation #PlayMoreVF
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I'm forever grateful for the Tekken throw system.
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I'm forever grateful for Gran Turismo 7
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I'm jerking off to futa porn.
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you ever masturbate to a red ferrari 458?
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>>559133291
Azucena nigga
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>>559134579
tell us more about it
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>>559133291
Reddit King
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Attention from 4chan bundas is addictive even the smallest crumb
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>>559134872
You need to go outside more bro
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>HNM (Harda, Nakatsu, Murray) canonically jobbed against Lily
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>>559134723
azucena has a full throw game? i didn't even know, they never throw
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>>559134723
>>559135230
she doesn't
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I'd job to lili
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Still appalled that phidx has a following this is the cringiest human being ever
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you only say that because he's ugly
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>Tekken8 about to release its first 3rd season character
>Sf6 about to just release their 3rd s3 character after 1 and a half year
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phil would be less annoying if he stopped trying to be aris
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poof
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phid doesn't try to be aris he's one of these #hyper #adhd #loud streamers and that's what makes him so annoying because you can just see how fake he is
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finna buy re9 I think brehs
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>>559135473
Golden bikini is cheating
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I loh you Tekgen brehs
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The trick to getting to TGS is just hold df on opponent wake-up everyone does a fucking wakeup kick
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in a gadda de vida baby
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>>559136150
somebody shoot that guayyyyyuh
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Capcom Won
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crapcum lost
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the eczema on my leg vanished
2026 is /ouryear/
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mashallah
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Still playing bloodborne
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>>559143625
bloodborne isn't that long. what are you even doing
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truth be told father gascoigne filtered me
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Mardukbros....
Don't lose hope....
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marduk is the biggest piece of shit character in all of fighting games
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i i i i just bought more land in the metaverse
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mental verse
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wanna hear my mental verse?
deah
yeah, deah
d-d-d-d-deah
DEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>559121594
Usually I'd say that's bait but knowing how utterly retarded fighting game fans are, you might actually think what you said isn't the dumbest thing ever.
Quite impressive how stupid some can be.
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>>559121594
>VF always gives you reasons to interact with your opponent
such as? from that video it seems just a character thing, can any other character power themselves up by just standing there and forcing you to interact with them?
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and by the way tekken already has this with yoshi and jun self heals
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you can literally kicharge in tekken
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guys come bump /3dfg/ a lil, help your lil bro out
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Reminds me of Eliza snoozes. I loved sleeping on max range and once they saw my bars slowly fill they went mega panic and ran in to throw launchers but the entire wakeup animation had an auto block.
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>VF always gives you reasons to interact with your opponent
really easy to have when your game is a range 0 masher
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im dinkin im finna mash
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Hello!
When was the last time you played? How are you?
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were spitting mental verses huh?
yeah yuh yeah yeah
turn my headphones up
oh okay uh huh
asukas tits--my face (uh)
drinking every day (uh)
never had a job (uh huh)
nuggets in the oven bruh
debt collector calling, i dont pick it up
i smoke my j, i smoke it up
neighbor complaining, i dont give a fuck
transferred money from my fanduel to klarna to buy doordash for lunch
ate that shit, it tasted good
booted up tekken and set the mood (smoked up)
and played til i passed out
saw asuka on the home screen, then i came in my pants and i blacked out
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>>559150142
what we tell em
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>>559150215
bakk up
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>>559149448
like 3 hours ago
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oh my days bruv, ur tellin me, people still play dis game
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>>559150619
tranny music gross
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>>559150619
Thank you, I enjoyed that song. It was kind of weak during the chorus / hook but super catchy and cute otherwise.
Sounds like Spyro 1 music with how bass heavy it is.
>>559150319
How was it?
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>>559150982
The game? It's aight, mentally I'm waiting for S3.
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>>559151119
Fingers crossed for good patch notes.
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>>559150934
dumb zoomer
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>>559151167
it's hard being part of the loyal 6k
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ayorichie is playing with NAbluds
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>>559151357
Sometimes the brainworms tell me
>"You could be GoD if you never quit"
and they make me reinstall. Haven't touched ranked.
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>>559149448
Like 17hrs ago.
Got an itchy butt.
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>>559144145
Ng+, trying to get all stats to 99 for shits and giggles.
Also creating challenges for myself (using fists only to beat the game, only parry ect) and chalice dungeons.
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>>559135730
>he's ugly
he isn't
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>>559151357
T8 apparently has 430k unique players.
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that's more than most MMOs nowadays, excluding the top dogs, what the fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3O5JOdZ7wU
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>>559152209
I was surprised by that number too but apparently 444k different accounts played Tekken in the last 30days. They pull their data from Tekkens online replays so these numbers are correct.
Maybe the consoles have more players than we thought or Tekken players simply aren't as active as other communities like how an overwatch player sits in game every single day without fail.
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>>559152747
what the fuck?
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THAT'S WHY THEY'VE BEEN SITTING ON THEIR ASSES ALL SEASON LONG, PEOPLE WILL KEEP PLAYING AS LONG AS THEY PUT OUT NEW PASSES AND COSTUMES AND OPERATORS
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>>559153541
Welcome to Tekken where the fans are so horribly addicted nothing will stop em from enjoying the objectively best fighting game ever made.
I have never missed a single battle pass.
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>>559152923
everyone that plays this game takes breaks because it rapes your brain
there are tons of console bluds
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>>559154006
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that but instead of my brain it's ling
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>>559154301
To be expected from such a hard game.
>>559154357
You don't get to give me that look after fucking Leroy u slut.
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imagine if instead of rebooting every 5 years, sf actually takes 3rd strike as a base and builds upon that with each subsequent installment
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>>559151545
The worst thing you could do for yourself if you really wanted to hit GoD is stop playing. You'll get rusty in both execution and reaction.
Just keep playing and learning and youll hit it. Its not hard its just conditioning
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Murray infiltrating the thread to goad anons into playing
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>>559154812
And then what?
Is it gonna become a 3D game with good movement and awesome characters and delete all its own trash characters nobody wants besides Akuma and add a rage and heat mechanic and screws and then have a story about Kazumi hiring Akuma and then rename itself to Tekken?
Cause if not then why are we even talking about that garbage.
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>>559154812
but /tekgen/ told me third strike was bad
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>>559135735
there's 5 months between miary and kuni
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>>559148129
you can never ignore your opponent precicely because of ringouts, throws being a true guess and throws always losing to strikes. the last part is especially important.
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What's the break window on steves wallpush? That shit keeps fucking me up.
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3rd strike has good movement dudes
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1+2 but it's so fast you usually can't react in time
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made some reina ragequit lmaoooooo
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>>559156739
Not the break, I know that one. The break window because as you said it's so fucking fast I can't really react in time. It has to be shorter than the usual 20f.
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>>559157042
https://okizeme.gg/database/steve/SWY.1%2B2
10f lol
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>>559146924
watch any old competetive ttt1 match. the rounds always end in time out even in matches with hellsweep characters because getting the life lead encourages you to just backdashing until the timer runs out. positioning is never important because every stage is a pure infinite. throws are no threat so the only characters that can make comeback against nothing but backdashing are the ones with a low 50/50. the solution for the tekken devs was always nerfing backdash distance instead of letting it be strong but not totally safe like literally every other game. the irony being that time outs still happen because every combo is a 15 second cutscene now.
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>>559157130
literally fixed in the next game by removing infinite stages, stop yapping
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>>559157123
Fkn steve man.. at 10f startup with a 10f windows it's unreactable. Basically a guard break. I dunno when it becomes a 15d startup but even then it's disgustingly hard at 25f..
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FUCK STEVE
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Tekken 4 with a real backdash, removed jfs and fixed wall combos is the peak of the series
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i'm up for a rematch anytime
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>>559157130
Yeah, and that's a good thing. If I want to play a defensive keepout style the game should allow me to and Tekken does it. Also, backdashes aren't safe in T8 anymore. The neutral frames between the bb don't block anymore.
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please remove neutral guard altogether
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>>559157464
Shut up, steve. Nobody likes you.
>>559157665
Shut up, anon. Your ideas are trash.
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T8 straight up killed Paul and Steve
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>>559157731
name 1 objective benefit of neutral guard
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>>559157794
I wish.
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>>559157861
Nina...
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>>559157849
Not having to get cramps holding a fucking guard button all day long.
Or in Tekkens case holding the stick into back which would make backdashes feel horrendous and we'd constantly be walking backwards. Also punishing becomes fucking annoying cause you'll accidentally do moves with the b input.
If you hate neutral guard play the gorilla and spam cancans, those break neutral guard and launch.
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>>559158085
all unc reasons, not valid
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>>559150982
Make her take her dress off
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Epstein is in the Murray files
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>>559154612
She didn’t fuck him, Leroy abused by taking over the oil fields of her father and gaining authority over her
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>>559158173
Anyone who thinks having to hold a Drivers Vigilance Device like a train conductor to play a fighting game has brainrot beyond repair. There is nothing fun about that shit.
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Murray files involve rape of franshises
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>>559158909
if you're unc just switch to leverless XD
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Fucj
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what do you mean british peepo eat spotted dick LOL
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hey guys, you can't smurf in unranked. just letting you all know that's not what smurfing is
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>>559158991
I might be gay but I'm not that gay. I would never trade in my fighting edge for a zoomer box.
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>>559157597
backdash still autoblocks. you are just getting hit in the middle of your bb input which already existed in prior games. applay has a video about exactly this.
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>>559159464
Yes, that's what I said but it didn't exist in T7. I remember everyone moaning how we can't safely backdash anymore when 8 released.
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>>559157283
tekken 4 also removed backdash cancelling past a certain range to the consternation of tekken players. that shows how their minds always go straight toward limiting your ability to move instead of creating more risks for it.
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>>559160001
it did eexist in 7 and that's what first got applay's attention. investigating all those "why am i getting hit at -9" reddit posts. it's pretty much a niche situation caused by cloppy inputs. nobody gets hit by jab into df1 while backdashing
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damn xena's actress aged like shit
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that's all white women
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>>559160248
Well something had to have changed. In 7 I only ever remember getting shat on during the db of a kbd while
In 8 I get clipped in a regular backdash frequently and apparently others have noticed it too. I doubt the entire community just developed retardation overnight.
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>>559160685
not this one
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>>559160882
Give me the skin mod immediately.
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>>559160498
lucy lawless is still pretty hot
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>>559160731
applay specifically says in the video that nothing changed and he thinks the reactions have become more common post-heat because you are put into heavy blockstun more often.
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Timer scam tactics are bad because they are boring for everyone involved at once. both of the players and the audience. Guilty Gear created negative penality to prevent it but even then mistakes like the bridget vs potemkin matchup were so bad that negative penalty couldn't prevent bridget from staying at the top of the screen the whole match
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>>559162348
Factually wrong as I enjoy those a lot.
Next.
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>>559162348
Nah, I like em
No blanket statements thanks anon
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Why does every anon believe they are some 200IQ game designer and know how to make the perfect game.
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>>559163081
idk if its every anon but T8 definitely makes people feel overconfident with their opinions due to handing everyone mandated wins in their baby game
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i guess i should just play ranked. i'm getting too many people adding me annoyed that i'm beating their ass.
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watch more than a single round of bridget vs potemkin and come back. literally no though goes into situations where it's not possible for one player to win. if you think it's fine then nobody should ever complain about arslan's infinite stage counterpicks ever again.
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wall push that guarantees b2, that guarantees b1+2 wallsplat, that guarantees 100 damage...
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I only complain about Arslan kuni infinite because he is paki, not because of the strat
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matchups for this feel?
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>>559126738
Thanks I guess.
>>559163179
I was with you until "due to.."
The half acting like geniuses thinking they can "fix" a game that isn't broken with their moronic ideas is just as bad as the other half coming up with (randomword)8 nonsense to shit on Tekken.
>>559164659
claudio vs leo
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they ruined tekken.
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the average anon's idea is objectively better than Heat
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the average anon's idea is objectively worse than Heat
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nothing could be worse than heat
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anything could be worse than heat
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yeah blood in my stool could be worse than heat that's true
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give leo boobs so i can coom to her
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Stop complaining about Heat you whiny pieces of shit.
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M forced me into retirement
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>>559165730
Who let you out of your containment bar?
Be gone, old man. We have no need for you any longer.
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>check out tmm vid out of boredom
>"what kind of moronic retard designs this shit?"
is he off bamco payroll or what?
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Season 2 does that to people
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harada was the one keeping tmm in check
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harada is barely taller than kayane
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who's kayane?
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my girlfriend
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>>559166672
at least harada wasnt cucked to death
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>>559166507
let me guess female character
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>female character
why yes i do like females. Big fan.
yoshimitsu main btw
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hey guys
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>>559167629
Hi anon.
Have you bought season pass 3 yet?
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>>559167705
Oh I haven't played since 7 haha
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>>559167778
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kayane is an Evo champion
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i bought marathon
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just download aleph one
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elite ball knowledge
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just took me meds
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im playing wukong
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IM GETTIN ME MALLET
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im doped up
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if you do not care, why should others?
If you pretend to care, do not complain others do.
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2 more weeks until season 3 bros. thoughts?
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in 2 weeks I will become
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havent played since clive
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havent fapped in 4 days
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10 days for me
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i have ranked anxiety
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i have life anxiety
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It's me, anxiety
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I want to touch big plump milkers and put them in my mouth
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my life be like
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>flowcharts and knowledge checks galore
>runs when figured out
Same shit happens with Leos, Azucenas, Miarys, Alisas and Lings.
Fucking scrubs man..
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>>559172416
Murray plays…Alisa!?
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>>559172407
lynchian
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>>559172460
No, I obviously play the manliest and coolest of all characters who's literally me.
I was just watching someone else play.
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Jin wallsplatting heat smash has been a part of his identity for decades and nerfing it proves Bamco does NOT understand Jin.
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>>559174147
You don't understand Jin.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/1rjcjtf/possibly_the_first_player_with_cerebral_palsy_to/
what is YOUR excuse tekgen
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these motherfuckers are saving the bikinis for last
at least put Nina's costume on sale you fucks
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>>559174303
What's with all these stupid cripples attention farming in Tekken?
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Gotta say, that was Nova's shittiest take.
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>>559174404
>make game for intellectual and genetic cripples to win
>"yo wtf why are there so many cripples thinking they are playing the game?"
beats me, doc
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i wanna smell a woman perfume
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>>559174303
blind tekken god, literal physically crippled GoD
Murray's vision
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>>559174446
what about jin lows being unusable so he has to hit you 400000 times with d4 to win
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whats your perfume
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ai is le bad!
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>>559175507
yeah god forbid characters have weaknesses in this game
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>>559174303
what a fucking waste of time to look at. its just normal reina with no sign of disability
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>>559176037
what's this
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>>559175981
Sweat by Armpits
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>>559175981
le torpille bbḉ
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>>559175981
Shrimp by Balls for Men
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>>559175981
Maison Margiela Celestial Whispers
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>>559176070
>d4 for safe poking
>db4 for more rewarding power low
>d2 to crush highs
>floorbreak hellsweep that leaves you FUFA
plus if you wanna never duck against Jin just deal with the full throw game and let him loop plus frames forever
jin's lows are perfectly good
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>>559176776
bro.... but the silver bullet... he needs it....
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>>559175981
terre d'hermes
very nice fragrance
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>>559175507
The fucker has a hellsweep man.
Also, mishima lows are not a damage tool man. They only exist to make you duck so their 900damage safe mids can hit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enHmnTPsp9w
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>>559175981
Un-whipped Ass by Neet Reign
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>>559175507
don't this nigga have an unseeable hasheesh
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>anime
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thats the purpose of all lows
arguably the character with the best lows in the game (dragunov) gets a whopping 14 dmg on d2 and 22 on fc df1,4
no character gets most of their damage from lows
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>>559177018
pure gibberish
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>>559176037
Put lee just frame training there
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I like this NovaSeiken bit where he just wants to return to fundies but whenever they nerf one of Jin's broken nu-moves he makes a 30 minute video about how d2 totally needs to be the same move it is and how heat smash is totally necessary as well
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>>559177018
Not all, the josies and fakrams and zafinas very much farm damage from lows. Even if it's not their main source of damage, there is no incentive in ducking those cause you don't get shit from doing so.
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>>559176916
hello
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Unless on release day S3 entails:
>removal of heat smash wall splats
>removal of heat burst aerial bound
>obvious character nerfs and removal of problematic autoplay moves
>heat smash damage nerfs
>revamping and shrinking of hitboxes
>removal of autorealignment and insane tracking especially on heat engagers
>removal or heavy nerfing of homing mids
there will be no hope for this game
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>>559177226
hello whats your fragrance
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Reina irl i'd pound
Reina players irl are always ugly fat stinky crossdressers
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>>559177173
fahkumram's lows are very punishable. his main low does decent damage but is very minus on hit and launch punishable. bruce's lows were balanced the same way.
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>>559177507
Maybe I'm thinking of T7. Didn't fakram also have those -10lows like josie?
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fahk whole plan is to spam his range 4 lows, restrict you to 2D so he can do is ws range 10 mid launcher

fucking autoplay character
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fahk is 2d
i don't even know what his weakside is even supposed to be
half his shit tracks one way half his shit the other, and all his lows are homing
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>>559177561
no his safest low was -13 before the nerfs
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>>559177749
you are supposed to ssl generally. tekken 8 fixed bf4 being pseudo homing but it still tracks ssl. it's still his main tool that tracks the other direction from his df1 and 3+4
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>Tekken God Supreme
>can't backdash
>doesn't know what a sidestep is
>just spins and backsways nonstop
I fucking hate this character man. Really doesn't help that keeping his moves apart takes a korean cause nobody knows what the fuck is going on.
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>>559178230
>you're supposed to SSL, just be wary it won't actually step any of the buttons he's going to press in neutral or any of his lows
Yeah...
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nobody backdashes anymore
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>>559178449
since tekken 7 it's not like anyone is completely reliant on official homing moves to cover their weaker side anymore
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hey im a fucking loser
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>>559178458
Well this guy surely doesn't and that's why he gets fucked up. If your defense stat is below 90 you need to go back to basics man.
Jin is another one of those fucking noob characters. Everything into stances and press buttons.
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>>559178686
welcome back Jade
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>>559178554
Yeah but usually it goes like this
>you step their neutral tools
>so they need to use weaker tools to check your movement
With Fahk his neutral tools track both sides randomly so stepping is just a gamble, because his gameplan includes using these moves whether you're stepping or not
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>>559177307
dolce gabbana light blue
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his flying knee is also a gamble to step
and when you do he just gets to the other side of the stage

you cannot convince me they "test" this shit and ship it like this
they clearly do not care
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>>559178809
personally i don't think he's one of the worst offenders in either t7 or 8. he has good tracking moves but also enough completely linear moves that get used a lot like wr3 that it's reward to to step spammy fahks as long as stepping isn't done randomly. Ganryu might still be the worst offender in either game
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>>559179073
nice <3
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i want to put my sweaty balls on reina's face
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What's the easiest Mishima to get to to Tekken God with without ever bothering with any execution?
Gotta be DJ right?
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i want to put my sweaty asshole on reina's face
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definitely DJ
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>>559178554
Nina
But her homings are godlike so it works
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It should be a legal requirement to nut on reina's face
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i might buy marathon bros
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>>559179320
they turned devil jin into alisa so yes
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tekken god is not a real rank anymore so every character is easy to get there
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>>559179596
>>559179358
Perfect.
I'll abuse DJ to farm myself into the 350k+ Tekken Power then. Just need to learn the hellsweep and hopkick combo.
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this obsession over pngs is a fucking mental illness
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that's because it has been manufactured to be one
https://youtu.be/gYEJQ6Hj600?t=1407
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>>559180183
morko should stick to shmups, the guy legit tried to analyze frame data in sh2 remake and said the game should be easier when both it and the OG game are already too easy
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Good lord this is hard.. but I know it can work.
I was just trying to farm noobs but now I must hit this shit instead.
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What language is this?
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starcraft
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>>559180257
id love to shmup you up
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I will spiritually molest reinaanon
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>>559180257
gross tranny ew
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Why would you play Reina in tourneys if you can play the usual brain dead monkeys like alisa, jack, clive, victor, lidia, anna and hworangutan?
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>>559180329
soulcalibur
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Reina irl would be the tough girl that turns into the most submissive cumguzzling slut once you slap her face with your tiny pecker
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fuck miary
marry asuka
turn into a cumdumpster reina
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not cutting bamco any slacks but it has to be hard to live with a playerbase of schizos who all want nerfs in general but start posting garbage like this the moment they catch a whiff of their main getting a nerf
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>as a h**** "player"
stopped reading
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I don't understand why so many people are like nooooo don't learn combos as new player bro focus on fundies like stepping and backdash cancel and frames etc
combos are the easiest thing to learn and they are the reward you get from "the fundies" in a real match scenario
it gives the player
1) something simple to practice with just the one character they play
2) a clear objective to work towards in a match (how do I launch my opponent?)
3) a big reward for succeeding in the objective
4) expands easily into concepts like wall carry optimization, stage awareness and applying oki and also movement/frames too as part of the "how to hit the launcher" conundrum
and positive feedback loop is ready
meanwhile you start with some vague shit like "the fundies" and it'll
1) give people an overwhelming amount of homework as to actually utilize movements and frames well they need to learn insane amount of shit about the whole roster
2) objective is to larp pros in matches between newbies which simply does not make sense
3) if you aren't learning proper combos then even when you do use your fundies you aren't getting the best out of those opportunities, leaving you with the feeling of getting robbed
tldr learn your combos
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i can see the argument because honestly having a 80 damage launch rather than a 65 dmg one is diminishing returns compared to something like, grinding throwbreaks or practicing punishment
however combos are fun and grinding throwbreaks is not and you're not going to go pro either way so you might as well practice combos and have fun and pick up the rest as you go
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not reading but nice effort
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we all know you read it because you have nothing better to do with your life
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I honestly didn't read it
I just stopped caring
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im focused on hairy tgirls
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I need a japanese gf
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>>559181937
i want to eat fuudo's wife's ass
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>>559182404
is she on the left or right
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>>559182404
she poos from there
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>>559182747
left
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heat is so boring
>heat engage into canned mixup situation
>heat burst for neutral reset at ANY time
>heat dash to make any heat engager +5, even launch punishable ones
>heat smashes are so powerful on almost every character that it's stupid not to use every round
>cinematics or timestop on most these mechanics that interrupt gameflow and force buffering inputs

it creates the same patterns and situations with every character

>heat burst at the wall or heat burst in neutral
>heat dash on your fastest, launch punishable heat engager
>or use heat smash because lol it tracks and gives mixup on block and can rarely be punished even on whiff

tekken cannot be a good game until heat is removed so see you in t9 i guess
though we probably get super heat (tm) in that game
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heat is super fun
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Capcom Won
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Is there a way to color this dude's wings? I want em white or pink. He still looks mega edgy with those black ones.
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>>559182896
#metoo then
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we are getting Cold™ in T9
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where anime
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Tekken 8 is so ein hurensohn spiel
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>Capcom removed the Enigma DRM from Resident Evil 4 Remake
Nah seriously, CapGods are playing the right card everytime now, they are learning finally.
This is the DRM they put in place after they removed Denuvo but it was killing performance so they removed Enigma too.
Props to them and their sexual appeal
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>germs
>in MY /tekgen/
get that kraut ass digga out my chat
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piracy wouldn't be a "problem" if games were good enough to justify purchases
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>>559184494
Deine Mudda isn dreckiger Hurensohn und du ne räudige Zangengeburt.
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that's why i bought 3 copies of re9
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piracy is not a problem and never was, denuvo and other drms solved nothing, infact, they made things worse for people who purchased those games, resulting in a ripple effect where companies got bad pr.
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>>559182793
she has a bidet
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Mach wie'n Döner und steck dir nen Spieß ins Anus du künstlich befruchtete Arschgeburt
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>>559184918
Hab ich schon mehrmals gemacht, hab ja baddragons. Trotzdem noch nich sone harte Schande fĂĽr die Familie wie du.
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leo invaded the thread or what
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the "people" at the top making decisions about denuvo and drm are the kind of people who can't fathom why anyone would ever pay for anything if there was an option to steal it because they live their whole life exploiting anything and everything they can (that's how they are at the top)
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>>559184252
She's going to be a slut fap character in a few days and only just that. Never to be seen in a tournament ever again.
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enigmaballs
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fyi tekken 8 can give you very bad ibs flareups
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>>559184958
Ich werde unbehüteten Sex mit dir haben, dich unabhängig von deinen Geschlecht schwängern, und dann als Alleinerziehender*in*innen*in*er deinen Schicksal überlassen.
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forcing eric to dress as leo
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taking a ride with zampella on his ferrari
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>denuvo exists because brown people
yes?
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denuvo was created and it's still developed in netherlands, the sole purpose of its creation is to push people away from purchasing the game and to prevent benchmarks
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I haven't had a drink in 13 years. Woke up with a headache anyways.
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>stop purchasing games
i'll do you better; i'll stop playing them
they're shit anyway
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>>559185297
Ja, bitte.
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threadly theme https://youtu.be/yi23DZ0_eZ8
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>>559185701
Wenn du nicht so aussiehst, rede nicht mit mir.
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>anime
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>german
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>denuvo
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>>559185762
Mein Schwanz is 5x größer und ich habn Miku cosplay. Kannst mich gerne bumsen aber nur wennde das ft10 gewinnst.
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>miku cosplay
>ft10
Ja ne lass mal, alisascheisser
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>>559183620
My AK already cold thoughbeit
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>>559186137
Stell dich nich so an du räudiger bastard. Als würdest du jemals was bumsen was nich ich bin weil keiner dich ranlässt.
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>BITTE FICK MIIIICH!
Huren sind hier 30 euro fĂĽr ne viertel stunde
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Tekgen - A German denuvo board
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Of course passtranny is a germ
it all makes sense now
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Murray du schwuchtel schau an was du getan hast hör auf dich von nakatsu in arsch ficken zu lassen ach ja big nose du schwuchtel hör auf league of transen zu spielen und stream wieder tekken
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we love leo
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last one was Aussie
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>/tekgen/
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Jin has no lows
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>finally get consistent 1f db cancels in my backdash
>franchise dies
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>>559187307
I'm a byakko by the way.
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>tekken 8
you didn't get anything you're not even playing tekken
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wens angeljin
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Devil Jin will have an Angel install in S3
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unironically going to fap to Calir_CC because you kraut faggots reminded me of her
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>gonna trade my testosterone for 5 mins of fun
lmao enjoy your manboobs
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english only, pendejos
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you only take 5 minutes?
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3 mins if i'm really horny and already have the material, otherwise it can take 30 mins just to find the material while i edge, then it's 2 mins once i get into action.
i main kazuya
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Lili my beloved

Wait she has a dick
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S4CSEgz2RN0
this will NEVER happen to you incel fucks
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>latinas
ohnonono chat no le digan
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Como te yamo, me gusta futanari
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>yeah bro ill just move to another country women there are actually feminine and submissive and they'll fall over themselves to date me
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men? huge fan
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dih?
huge fan
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dieh?
hug fan
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im having cereals
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Hi fighting gm aka gm fizzle
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you have to be black for filipinas to date you
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does anyone have the vid or tweet where nobi tells you how to set up throw breaks practice?
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nigga just put durag in p2 and set his 1+3, 2+4 command grabs to short interval
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oh here it is
https://x.com/nzeropants/status/1756262964896879022?s=20
>>559189381
fuck you
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It's hilarious how all matchups in this game are awful
Some matchups used to be good fun, glad they patched that shit out
Thanks M, you are really smart and handsome!
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>>559161205
okay cryptkeeper fetishist
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>>559189462
many are saying this
personally I think murray is chopped and fucking retarded!!!
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>Giving away free (you)'s
>>
#1 lesson: don't depend on other people for (You)r happiness
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A (You)? in this economy?
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Thanks, I reported the x post (formerly tweet) by the way
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for waht?
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sure I could squeeze Reinanon's butt
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he said "girlfriend"
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>you didn't get anything you're not even playing tekken
this
very much
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that's right i'm not yall's girlfriend
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meats out. ya heard? let's get it.
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How come the first thing reinafags do after declaring her their waifu is making her look like an entirely different character
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Because no one likes AI generated designs
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No one loves Zafina here

Sad
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>long hair
fucking revolting
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Nina Williams LITERALLY has no lows. No 10f punish either.
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>>559190465
I think she's easily top 3 hot but I don't like playing her at all.
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Tekken 7 Zafina is hotter than Tekken 8 Zafina
Could say the same with Lidia
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is skibidi toilet still going on
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>CAPCOM Spotlight Returns on March 5 with PRAGMATA, Monster Hunter Stories 3 and More
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>>559190739
imagine sharing wine with her, making small talk then inviting her back to your room for sweaty cuddly sex
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It was a different time.
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I can't believe that guy is 37 and not 17
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>>559191085
Yep, JCDR and Saint looked young too.
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im free use
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>female politician character
>isn't a female Dragunov ice cold bitch
what ere we even doing here
>is 1% more muscular than other girls
>isn't karate tomboy
bruh
just pick a an archetype and roll with it nigga
>>
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>>559191432
i look exactly like this btw
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>>559191432
She's so cute...
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>>559191432
ewww
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>>559191432
give me your report, fucking retard and stop stuttering
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>just make the same cookie cutter character over and over again
characters should be more than an amalgamation of "expected" tropes
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>>559191432
It's funny that this is like one of men's favourite tropes ever but women like this don't really exist in the real world.
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they actually do but they're psychopaths
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my favourite trope ever is men
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>women don't exist
sounds about right
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they'd be disgusting anyway so good riddance
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i see M killing off all sorts of sites, what a funny lad
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if you think about it it's weird why we stopped having a tail
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>>559192663
it just changed position
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they do not
there are no shy women that are also pretty because any pretty woman will develop a superiority complex due to how she's treated
they're also extremely aware of how good they look
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grace is like medium pretty with confidence issue
i can bag a girl like her
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Grace isn't pretty, she's an ok woman with mental illness, there are several of those in any psychiatry office
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im not well
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i love men
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grace is objectively pretty
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thanks
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I'm cumming
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fuck a tranny enhance your life !
>>
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why can't we match directly in practice mode?
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ich dringe beherzt in deine knabenfotze ein, alisatranny
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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAiJrk3RA5s
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>>559192067
>women like this don't really exist in the real world.
you sure? lol
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im a piece of shit
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anna is heading to your location
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I see plenty of chicks like Grace working in HR lol
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>>559194628
>pretty
>bookish
>kinda shy
>awkward but in an endearing way
yea
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getting a grace to be your officewife...
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She ain't pretty. She's cute
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who else here /transmaxxing/?
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I'm not ugly. I'm below average
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i need to feel the inside of a vagina
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>>559195846
it's quite similar (if not the same) as the inside of your mouth, the taste is different but it feels the same to the tongue/fingers
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>>559194845
sometimes i wish i didn't work remote to flirt with the cute office girls. women in office wear are top tier
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i'm sure they wouldn't resist you
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one of those girls? me
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Sucking your own dih feels more like sucking dih than getting your dih sucked
>>
shpopopo
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if she's your girl both at work and at home, she's your wifewife bruh
>>
Good morning /tekgen/ I need to rant as I do my beauty routine
Musclegirls are some of the ugliest creatures I have ever seen in this planet. I’m literally gay as fuck and I think few things are gayer than liking a big girl. Hugely unappealing.
Come out the closet already. It’s time for men.
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bichads stay cumming, we don't gaf
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>people ITT unironically discussing the new action movie game
Bros, I hate Resident Evil so much
RIP horror games.
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re2make literally saved modern horror games
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Modern horror games do not exist and they were definitely not saved by a game with like three enemy types and 10 minutes of horror.
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blud said flirting during his work in 2026 without being the ceo
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>I am gay
>musclegirls are hugely unappealing
so what you are saying is muclegirls are super straight?
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>it's another classic RE widow episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LT75ulC-sE
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>>559198417
No I’m saying that it’s a level of degeneracy that even fags think is weird and gay
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look at this and try not to pop a boner, even with the modern audience sideshave
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>>559198702
I think you want to be caressed by a strong Asian man and that’s okay
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I want a man but with tits and vagina and ass and with the facial features and voice of a woman and all of that is natural
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so you pretty much want a woman without mental the mental illness
>>
>30+ discord notifications
Yeah I’m staying in bed.
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>re
>horror game
>>
video games aren't scary
neither are movies
life is scary
taxes are scary
the abstract concept of not being able to get a gf before you die is scary
>>
>tfw no gf
are you 14?
>>
i'm 22...
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22 + adhd = 17 ish
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>posting here when you're below 30
lol lmao
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>bro im so mature and cool and deep because i dont understand why anyone would care about not being loved lol
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>>559199815
fuck off you're not me and I'm older than that
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you'll understand when you'll get older
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maturity means realizing love isn't real and never has been
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>>559200063
i'm not you, i'm the reina poster
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>nina can launch jack8 superman dive with her unblockable
das pretty neat
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>>559200120
i know that's why we're removing it
>>
both gfs ive had in my life i met through work
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maturity means that seeking love is a natural part of being human but it's not the ultimate goal
>>
so much cope
>>
then what is the ultimate goal
>>
the ultimate goal is surviving, that's the only thing we are wired for
>>
laughing at lars ulrich is the ultimate goal
>>
Niggas paying 70$ for a three hour movie with scripted jumpscares
>>559199554
Having a gf is overrated. I’ve most likely had more sex than this entire board combined and all it did was make me gay.
>>
maturity is figuring out the world is a scam the less you can do to live, the better

10+ years on neetbux btw
>>
Surviving till Gran Turismo 8 is the current goal
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lars makes a milly a day or some shit
he won
>>
https://x.com/i/status/2028534108691825006
this is code vein
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still can't buy height
>>
still can't buy happiness
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>>559200576
this is true
- findom lili player
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and still can't buy drum skill
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you can, but he's not insecure unlike some niggas
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are you un5given too
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>can't buy happiness
>opens online store
>type ps portal
>has a price
there you go
>>
I was bored on an app last night and the amount of dudes who wanted me to send a face pic before I used their mouth was confusing
Like, hello? Why do you care how I look?
Why are you pretending you have standards? We're on a sex app. This is your only chance.
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the only thing i want is put a cute gf (male) on my lap and slap her balls until she cums
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>drum skill
most important skill for a musician is learning how to sell their music
skill with the instrument of choice is secondary
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>go on app to find sex
>it's all dudes and dudes that look like dudes but in women's clothes
you expect me to be a fag for that?
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>>559201390
Well, yeah. It's just weird being on one of these apps as someone with value, because it makes it hard to ignore how nobody else values themselves.
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no, but you're definitely that for play tekken 8
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>tekken skill
most important skill for a tekken dev is learning how to sell manure
skill with the coding, logic, business planning and dressing code of choice is secondary
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i want to incubate for a 1000 years so i wake in the future since both sexes with be indistinguishable from each other and i might finally able to reach TurboMegaGodofDestruction50 without even having to buy Tekken Revolution 14: Darkest Insurrection; Final Remix 2
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>>559199658
You must be stuck in the early 2000s. You think getting a GF in 2026 is easy?

Wait you must be the LTG fag who makes the LTG threads LOL
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNE3orpux-g

LTG is our lord and saviour
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>>559201967
skill issue also nice reddit spacing!
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>>559202162
nigga looks like a fucking robot
can't you give at least a reaction, dale? fucking zesty ass fag
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>Lili anon departs from Tekgen and stays in /v/

feelsbadman
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it took 6 months but minoxidil is finally having an effect
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>>559202472
it's like paying a subscription to keep your hair, i rather go bald
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how the fuck are you fags going bald?
I'm pushing 40 and i still have them all i even got myself a buzz cut because i had too much hair
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>>559202765
genetics, stress, playing tekken 8
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>>559202765
cause people have different genes, crazy I know
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It's been two weeks and i already have a cm of hair and tekken really stresses me the fuck out hard
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>>559202578
Let me guess, creamapi user?
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>people have different genes
I say this but then i'm called racist or delusional for saying smoking doesn't really affect me
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>>559200396
actually we are wired to pass on our genes and progresse the species more than survival, which is why we are willing to die for our spawn even in childbirth
ultimate goal is to breed survival is just a means of achieving it
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>>559202435
new lilianon is better who gives a fuck
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i can't really imagine dying of old age
i think i'm immortal
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I've got grey hairs at 28 from stress, anxiety and lack of sleep
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my lineage dies with me
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>>559203140
i am a hardcore hedonist
i am here to have a good time, not to take care of someone. i would hate to be wired any other way.
>>
I EXPOSED MYSELF
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i've been nutting at least twice a week for the last 18 years and nothing happened
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I've been getting nutted in
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thanks dj_bust_a_nut
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i love tekken but i can't bring myself to play tekken 8
and there is really nothing to talk about anymore until s3 actually hits

can't even find some cute meat to sexually penetrate and spiritually molest on this bitch of a planet
>>
GenZ daily routine:

- Wake up
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Work on a 16 inch screen
- Relax with a 55 inch screen
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Sleep

Repeat
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>>559203140
mammals are not wired that way, self survival is the only drive, we have children cause it increases our survival, not the survival of the species.
this has been studied a lot.
the only reason we fuck is to improve our chance of survival
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i realized that i look way too good to be stressing anyone
expose yourself as much as you like, i am very over you
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>>559203663
>i love tekken but i can't bring myself to play tekken 8
well yeah it's a fake tekken so that only makes sense
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>>559203663
>i love tekken but i can't bring myself to play tekken 8
i honestly think anyone who plays this game is either
>low iq
>fake tekken fan
>doesn't play any other games
or a combination of all 3
>>
I thought Tekken 8 was 'Real' Tekken?
>>
men to men love
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>have to stare at screen all day because there is nothing to do because everyone else stares at screens all day
The current societal issues of people being unable to socialize are a self-induced problem because no one is actually sociable.

Like, why do people still play tekken 8 or multiplayer games in general? Because they enjoy the games? Fuck no; they do it to """make people mad"""", which should tell you more than enough that you don't want to befriend such miserable faggots who aren't even cute.
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>>559203447
everyone thinks that until they meet someone that makes them want to throw their entire life away for the good of the species
you may fool yourself but you can't fool biology, even if you don't know it yet
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I'm only here cause you guys are amusing sometimes, never in my life am I gonna reinstall this crock of shit again.
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>>559203987
you sound like a cuck and a simp and i hope you wake up one day ngl
promise i've been there before
>>559203954
based
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With how quacking nut women are now more than ever, i ain't leaving my offspring in the hands of such abominations, so i need to make sure the woman can be trusted.
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>>559204046
>you sound like a cuck
>i've been there before
no need to self report, no wonder you got cucked
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taking a neet loser nap
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>taking care of myself is a loser thing
ok buddy
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>>559204193
nawww
all i was saying is that devoting your precious lifeforce to someone else shows low value and self respect
t. has fucked more women than you will ever talk to

good luck g
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>PlayStation France leaks MotoGP™26 Reveal Trailer
Nintendo Lost
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>>559204439
only jet moto can save them now
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The library is full of Nuclear Boars
>>
Afterschool Sophie got attacked by a boar and is sustaining minor injuries

Pray for her recovery *praying hands*
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wabazoogga
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gods i was strong then
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>Legacy.of.Kain.Defiance.Remastered-RUNE
See ya, virgins
>>
now that's another homo series
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>>559204378
you must be like 18 or retarded, in either case not having children is definitely the right choice for you
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>>559205251
there's plenty of other possibilities
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I just want sex first and foremost; kids don't have to be an option.
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Is DOA6 so spammy to the point I have tendinitis or was I the culprit
>>
i am a possibility
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Capcom Won
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if men looked exactly like women, i wouldn't care
but for fuck's sake they're always so fucking ugly
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Sega Won
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>>559205583
i feel personally attacked
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>>559200078
When you are older youll uuuuuuunderstand
What I meant when I said no,
I dont think, life is quite that simpleeeeeeeee
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im baked
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that's because you are one of the uglys
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i raelly need to have sex
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i neeed to cum inside sometiohng
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Should I lie in my employement application with my experience or be honest?
I tried to apply for a lot of jobs saying that I got no experience, but always end tha same way, the recruiter or human resources not even responding after I say that I got no experience, so at this point I think the only way to got a job is lying. Is there any other way to getting a job without a recommendation nor experience?
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>>559207309
Yeah you have to just make shit up. Furthermore enjoy this funny video.
https://youtu.be/T__1QViXUxk
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oops I did it again
I played with your heart
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>match against paul
>first thing they do is shoulder bash round start
why are they like this?
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>>559202435
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>>559207309
Don't do that unless you can fake the experience or actually can do what you claim and it can't be confirmed as in calling companies to confirm you've worked there
>can i get a job without connections or having a masters degree and 50 years of experience while being 20y.o. and available 24/7?
lmao it's 2026
it's fucking impossible
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>>559201096
>before I used their mouth
???
>>559208195
just 2 weeks until the great return
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDX-FMSvNV4
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6days no fap
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>>559209805
>anime rpg
yawnnnn
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Can someone post that big booba gook broad?
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>>559210443
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>>559209805
>they still think people care about Tales of
oh my days
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Working a summer at UPS got me back to college lmao Only place I've worked where dudes were just openly crashing out
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>>559207309
If you make it up and they find out, the worst they can do is fire you. Unless you're falsifying being a police officer, doctor, lawyer, engineer, government official or financial advisor, it isn't illegal, so why wouldn't you lie?
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and what exactly do you think college will get you? a normal job? it'll just give you access to other postage companies
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madonna looks like a blow up doll wtf
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she peaked with ray of light anyway
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what if someone told murray "fire Murray nigga"?
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i just had two hot pockets and some oven fries
tomorrow imma have some meatballs
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should i get ng4?
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i would bomb harbors to put those meat balls in my mouth
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>>559212062
depends on what you mean with "get"
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>>559202765
the estrogen helped you keep it sis
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>>559202765
BEHOLD
THE TEKKEN PLAYERS HAIRLINE
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I LOVE ARISAAAA
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>>559209949
sovl and kino
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frauds on /ck/ tell me me hot pockets suck now and many even saying they were never good but i don't believe them for me it was the beef taco ones.
>>
>goes to /ck/
>talks about microwaved food
fucking 24ers man
>>
Italian hot pockets hit different than american plastic ones
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why is /ck/ so catastrophically bad at cooking, like the average 8 year old girl cooks better
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A warning for my fellow Quickmatch warriors. Once you decide to quickly get that Tekken God Supreme for free, you will struggle with quickmatch queue during dead hours of your time.
I had to pick up DJ to find matches cause all the high ranks are always in ranked.
>>
>anime
>>
going to /ck/ to talk about cooking is like going to /ic/ to talk about drawing is like going to /v/ to talk about videogames
>>
https://x.com/AmazonMGMStudio/status/2028879362745876926
Square Enix Won
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>>559212804
Have you never been to /ck/ or something? I just opened the catalog and literally the first three threads I see are fast food. Half the board is fast food or pre-packaged slop, and this have been a constant since at least the early 2010s.
>>
we love mcdonald's here lil blud
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>X won
Just say you visit /blacked/ threads. Why do you guys have to be so secretive?
>>
i thought we loved chipotle here
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d/ic/kheads for better or for worse do draw, or at least try to
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>d/ic/ks draw
hahahaahahahahahahhaaha
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>saying X won means you look at certain porn threads
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People who come to tekgen to say mean things are cucks who can't even reach Tekken King where all the noobs are because other fighting games like tranny fighter give them easy instant ranks.
So they hate what they can't learn because they are brain damaged.
Shoot every SF player on sight, they are all human waste.
>>
you're the one literally saying mean things lil blud timmy
>>
i used to lurk that actual shithole when i was learning to draw
every thread on there is discord drama, unfunny shitposting, /v/thread reposts or asking how to get famous on tXitter

the worst of tekgen is nothing in comparison to that shitty board
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post your work buddy
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I love you Alisa fag
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shut the koi up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3DS7Og5a9w
/ourreviewer/ has done it again lads
gonna get a big arch in celebration
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This chicken takes forever in the oven. Maybe I should get an air fryer.
>>
who here listening in 2026
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i had the big arch when i was in london
shit was greasy and messy
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waiting for the gm review of the big arch
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I was matching miarys these last few days but then win one round tbag then lose three games and don't want to rematch

i thought the loser was the real winner?
>>
i haven't fought a single miary
>>
it's futa time
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>>559157849
less pushback when blocking moves like heihachi ff2/paul deathfist so you can actually launch them with ewgf
>>
i need a 6'4 muscular shemale to do things to me
>>
I just wanna live while I'm alive
>>
>>559216149
another "good" thing is that you never get hit during neutral frames when doing kbd like you would before
>>
it's up
https://x.com/BandaiNamcoEU/status/2028878335011393782?s=20
>>
Sometimes I go behind a McDonald's and search in the dumpster and lick the remains from there
>>
its my birthday
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i love female cock
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>>559216663
>looks worse than tales of arse from 5 years ago
>probably running on ue5 and will require a pc 10x as powerful to run
Also god damn the artstyle (or lack thereof) and design of both the MC and the environment is bland.
>>
>>559216663
>more anime rpg garbage
bamco must love the feeling of losing if this is what they're making a big deal out of in the year 2026
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vidya dont satisfy me anymore twins… im finished
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I just defeated my old toxic rival from Quick Match in a FT2. I teabagged his body and he ran away from further rematches. I am the master now.
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i hate phil collins
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>>559218290
Good job bruv
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billionaire company
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>>559218943
Thank you. I feel good now. His profile was the most tryhard shit ever too.
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Remember S1 Victor? Oh man.
>>
BON APPETIT
>>
Throws should be mirrored as in 1 always breaks foreground arm and 2 breaks background arm. It's so stupid that you have to learn to break throws twice.
>>
>>559219909
so now in season 2 he does literally the same thing except the mid does a bit less chip and opponent has 20 more hp
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>>559219909
in what way is this any different from S2 Victor besides a bit less chip
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niggas really saying a bit less chip
goddamn greenies are dumb
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>>559219909
>round start launch punishable move
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victor is boring to play and even more boring to play against
>>
Victor as a whole is the worst character. Some characters might have slightly worse gameplay (Lidia), some characters might be worse in the VFX department (really only Clive), some might be uglier (Paul), but as a whole he is consistently bottom 3 dogshit in every single fucking aspect. Absolutely insufferable character to see in movement, to play against, to play with, just pure fucking trash in every possible facet.
>>
i love MEN
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>>559216480
stop acting so entitled goy
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Thank (You) Lil B based god
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>>559220472
Is it though?
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>>559216820
based and mcfishpilled gm
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We want the John Wick audience.
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>>559220783
Damn you mentioned all my most hated characters in one post. Your taste is supreme, king.
>>
dragunov is honest
>>
>>559218869
peter gabriel what are you doing here
>>
who's more evil kazuya, heihachi or netanyahu?
>>
i played a victor last week i just started lagswitching around 60 damage so he will drop it around 80 because i was getting bored of watching me lose for 20 seconds and still not be done, then i started blocking and launch punishing and one and done

if bamco wont balance the game, i will
>>
>>559221034
but it's my life
>>
This game has the perfect communication method. You just have their steam profile readily available to dump shit on and move on.
>>
lili is...
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16 YOU SICK FUCK
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>>559222717
riding dick
>>
girl dick that is
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>>559223178
NEW
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>>559223241

Actual new. Dumb alimonynigger.
>>
(You) .
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>>559223186
Wishing death upon you and yours NIGGER
>>
>>559223264
>>559223472
It's never that serious my duu



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