Previous: >>559165195>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
ROKU NANA
what a clumsy little shit
this thread might be better
Wowzers ~
>connecting..
3 hour maintenance>No spark reroll>No Balance Changes>No QoL of any sort>Maintenance to fix a UI Bug>The UI Bug isn't fixed> Here's 50 carats Piggy
>>559178847FUCK YOU CYJEWSBOTTERS ARE STILL ALIVE AND WE ONLY GOT THIS?
full auto?
hehe
YATTAAA
>>559178942Hey SweepyFUCK stop DDOSing my game
Holy hell I'm getting thrown back to the title screen every minute
this isn’t ardan
Do people even bet money in the Umaverse?
Lemme connect pls Cygames. I still haven't done my daily
>>559179043No, it's a perfect world. Usury also doesn't exist.
Kitasan didn't finish her event in my best Oguri run since the Valentine's event began
i want to remove cm from this game
nice game idiots
3 hours FOR NOTHING AND MORE SERVER ISSUES WOOOOOOO
>don't do my run in the evening because my ojisan body wants to rest>can't do my run in the morning because my japanese global servers want to have a strokewhere's that second earthquake?
sex with maruzenskymaruzensex, if you would
>>559178942So it isnt just me. Unplayable.3k carats are apology!
works fine for me
Digitan LOVE
Did cygames really not yakuza sweepdev? He's openly taunting them
>stuck on uninteractable white screenDaily later it is
My TP is capping and I can't finish a run because cyjews has shit servers..
>>559179103Cool it with the antisemitism.
There is no ongoing meta banners right now, so chinks rerolling bot farms excuse does not work.Why connection is so shit??
>>559179309Ogurin sat her fat ass on the servers again...
>>559179212Gomenasolly! GLOBAL TOO STRONG!
>>559179309sweepy has unleashed icarus v2 and is now directly ddosing the game api
>>559179309sweepy is trying to gain control of cygames server
>why am i having connection issues?it's the bot detection system
I AM SAV-AAAAAAAACKKKKK
>>559179367Cyjews should learn from Nintendo, how to deal with hairy white monkeys.
>>559179309people logging alot at the same time right after maintenance endedit will return to normal after a while
>>559179309the edenvke is coming ... trvst the plan
Nothing new added?
Good Morning
>>559179487It's just maintenance
since the maintenance whenever I do something in game microsoft search stops being suspended
THEY FIXED NOTHING FOR THREE HOURS
Maybe they increased drop rate?
>>559179528this also causes connection errors and disconnects me from the game, error code 205, any way to fix this?
>>559179587I want to drop off a bridge yeah
>>559179487>>559179516We couldve had 2nd Anni Balance PatchBattle PassEVO skillsinstead we get fucked in the ass by botters
Game is borked, nothing to do but read.Just finished Ch. 6 of Star Blossom.They gave Zephyr some big Yamas.It was nice seeing lots of Bakushin this chapter.I am slowly getting better at reading Japanese.
>>559179587The rate of people dropping the game yeah
>>559179456I thought we were a dead EOS game what the fuck, stop logging in
game is fine for mewestern to jap connection must be fucked somehow
>>559179674Just wait for the 1st anniversary mainteance will most likely get qol updates then.
no one cares
Take a pickhttps://meccha-japan.com/en/418-watches?q=Licence-Uma+Musume+Pretty+Derby
>>559179752My bad, I'll post porn with no comment next time.
Thread is slowPost random images to bump it
If you can't beat botters just join them
>>559179761imagine wearing this over a casioembarrassing
>>559179674i think they will add those at 1.5 anni Grandlive scenario. we got 1st anni balance 5 months early, should be the same this time
>>559179103How can it be perfect without betting?
>>559179873Why goldshi is a niggerWhy gdona is a random monkey Gil is fine though
>>559179904I wear a Chopard.
>>559179761>>559179904wat about this https://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/NEODAI-261171
>check chrono to see how the newcomers are doing>they're all flatliningwow great job
>>559179808based do that
The chestnuts bombed the umaservers...
Oh wellGuess I'll start bottingAll that for nothing huh?
>>559179982seiko or nothing bitch>miku editionthis is the only anime watch you can wear proudlyhttps://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/NEODAI-287894
>>559179968>doesn't know who bobobo bo bo bobo isyou gotta be 18 to post here lil bro
>>559179968>not knowing Boboboembarrassing but not unexpected for a Gilkek
>servers downOh well. Here you go.https://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
>>559179904Based Casio enjoyer
>>559179528>>559179612lauching the game as admin fixed this
>>559180091works on my ipad lol
did they turn on the anti-cheat? game is acting like malware since the patch
post the holy scriptures
>All my best performing Umas are the first ones I made but didn't have mile S which made me keep doing ace runs
>>559180261That'd be really dumb considering most botting happens on emulators
>>559179761It won't do anything because bots do not tamper with the client, it just reads your screen and then presses buttons using your cursor. They're going to ban Hachimi users with their method though.
Use an emulatorNothing bad's gonna happen
>>559180303Thanks for posting this pasta again, I wanted to used it for a joke.
I will roll for all rice alts but I will definitely roll for a valentine's rice.
>>559180101not as based as you
https://x.com/ProgDirectorate/status/2028444500138315837Lol.
>>559180303I wonder if this actually gets bites. This dude keeps posting it so there must be some dumbfucks actually adding him, right?
>>559180317>Aoi>Nase>matureI hate ironic weebs so fucking much
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe) (formerly Unbricked) (formerly Bricked) is currently recruiting two (2) members!>comfy A+>20 mil monthly quota>do not flatlineReply with your trainer ID or add /uma/ to your profile to let us know that it's (you).
>>559180438Compared to the Umas they're mature kek
>>559178942I had that and then I was kicked out of the training mode back into the title screen and it's hardly working. Is there some hidden migration with Cygames ID and Shadowverse coming online soon where it's messing with the Umamusume servers?
FINALLY AAAAAA FINALLY I CAN UNBRICK THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHITTT40 Million fans of sweat and sufferingit took so damn look feels like reaching your final goal efentho this is the beginning
>>559180448>autis/uma/, dacchis, and umadash filled up immediately>rebricked struggles to get a full clubThe slander worked, huh?
It's funny.You guys are complaining about connecting, but it actually feels slightly faster for me somehow.t. lignix user
>>559180490>a new playerGodspeed little anon
>>559180505wont join a club that gets mentioned a hundred times in a thread
>>559180568new? day one
>>559180524same once I launched the game in admin mode, this game seems to be one feature away from being a trojan
>>559180619Where are your resources?
SPECHUD HATE
>>559180619Did you just never play the game
>>559180505Going from 23 to 28 is impressive on its own already. As well as going from 1200 go 398.
What was the A+ club with the ridiculous 30 million quota? Just have a mambot carry you and let the rest of the club chill
Max out Fine Motion or Super Creek?Both at 0LB
>>559180753>ridiculous>30 million quotaI need to stop being caught off guard with how casual you fags are.
>>559180772slop
I'm in a A+ club without a quota. And I don't bot either.
>>559180779FM since you will need minimum 3 wit cards
>>559180772Jesus christ, Rice is 80% leg.Fansloppa
>>559180505people dont want to get bricked
>>559180505don't forget Umanko! we replace pretty much immediately off cooldown
>>559180682not like you did>>559180645thats what i want to know
>>559179674Hey don't steal my gif
>>559180753>30 million>ridiculous
>>559180779Finemo is always used meanwhile the last time anyone ITT used creek was Libra
>>559180797Shitposters are B+ casuals that needs to get flogged, they don't even play the game so their club chats are empty.
>>559180753>30 million quota>ridiculous
>>559180779go look at the timeline of CMs and tell me how many look like they're going to require a stam card in the next year
>>559180753thats just doing your borrow runs
>>559180926
>>559180830because someone else is botting in your club
>>559180926does this count as sideboob in uma world?
>>55918092930m is pretty high for a burnt out playerbase20-25 is much more reasonable
The line is this way, I'm going to rape your trainee so hard she'll never run again
>>559180753i abandon at least one of the borrows every day and I'm making 40 lol. havent done any parent/fan run autismo, i just reuse aces as parents
>>559180779creek will last you two years but you'll use it maybe in 1 cm out of 3fine will last you 7-8 months but youll always use it
>>559180779I've never used Creek in any CMs. I usually just use an uma with innate gold recov or stam growth if I really need to stammaxx.
>>559180994>>559180981The horse is 3 days past her due day
Oh what the fuck?
i did 50 mil last month because i tried like crazy to reach an s rank umai will never play that much ever again
>>559181154Nigerian uma call center...
>>559181170bro just go make a 2 spd 4 wit umasprintslop was literally handing out high A+ and S umas
>>559181154>JUST
>>559181154>nigumas patched in early
>>559181154They would patch in niggumas early but refuse to give us spark QoLs. Fucking cyniggers.
I pay 0 attention, but can I get meisho doto for free soon?
>>559181287For a small monetary fee maybe
soz
>>559181287why do you want a brick
I make 50+ mil a month but I'm stuck in a casual B club.Feels bad but I don't want to leave because they are cool guys.
I did get 60m in january but 30m quota is still ridiculous, if an average A+ club like mambo, rebricked or autis/uma/ had their lowest earner at 30m they'd get S rank
>>559181287NoMeisho Doto belongs to meI have complete control over Doto reaction pic economy
>>559181339Because she's the cutest horse? Also she reminds me of my favorite girls from other games.
>>559181228i did thatdidnt work for the longest timei have 2 mile ones nowthey suck tho
>>559181373Imagine feeling bad about a bunch of lazy casuals, grow a pair of balls and ditch them for the best club that will accept you
Dam those sr tickets are really good wtf.
>>559181154Sweep devs need to release Icarus to the public
i am already at 10m fans for the month you guys are just lazy leeches
>>559181458>save image as...
What did they do to the default race order?Satsuki Sho is supposed to be 1st, then Oka Sho.QE2 Cup is supposed to be on top then the JBC sprint then ladies then classic.Why did this patch change their order? I'm freaking out. I'm going insane.
>>559181524Implode violently
T500 requirement has always been 30mit's lower now unironically because of sweepy agents hiding among us
I don't have Doto so I can't get her chocolate or take her instead...
I could beat Brian
>>559180981
I'm glad I don't have D*t*
>>559181476cute hag
I wish my B+ club got Sweepy warriors
Bwos... my end closers aren't winning any rooms...
>>559181852moomoo last minute gaslight
I wish to hold hands with dota
>>559181558You are a total insanity virgin. I went insane months ago already when I noticed many race positions swapping for no reason. Asahi Hai and Juvenile Fillies swap positions literally every run, so do Oka Sho and Satsuki Sho. Osaka Hai and Takamatsunomiya Kinen also swap a lot. Some months' race positions were stable though. In early November races Queen Elisabeth Cup was always 100% at top. This seems to have changed now. Arima Kinen is also always above Tokyo Daishoten, did that change too?
>>559181373Astarte...Haythere wouldn't be there without you.
>>559181932Aoi is not old
>>559180753>RidiculousAll of these GP golshi attempts have 900k Fans and they were made today
>>559181932this was made by a tourist
>>559181968She's mature for her age.
brickd definitely has a botter in da club
So that's it huh
>>559182039so is Nishino but
Cygames approves botting. It's time to accept it, chud
Why are the majority of umas so gay?
24 G1 races and still nowhere near enough skill points. How do I get more?
>>559182116the eden mafia got him....
>>559182116lol 2 days seashit is done. retard thinks that proved anything
>>559182116That's it we're boycotting Cygames
>>559182185All girls school where every girl is an athlete at the very least at the peak of Human fitnessyou know how recently Olympic athletes ran out of 10000 condoms in their vacation spot? Being surrounded by the peak of human physicality with people who are also share your interests is a surefire sign theyre gonna fuck.Same reasoning for Tracen
>>559182241Just go for 25 G1 races next time
>>559182241>buying uniques in parent runsgwo....
>>559182354That's my ace though.
>>559182241What are you doing and why?
>>559182241Its simplejust inherit everything from bubbles or Inspo and run 40 races
Danchou, accept my invite and the fans are yours!
>>559182429CM10.
>>559182116Why stop? Pussy shit
>ed*n got away with it again
>>559182442You can't call him danchou when you aren't even in the club yet
>>559182270based on posts yesterday he probably ran out of carats
You are dreaming
>>559182241
>>559182658
>>559182241you are fucking retarded
Congratulations to Uma Eden for having our best record yet and keeping rank 1 for the seventh consecutive month! Special thanks to fag1 , the first person to farm over a billion fans a month, and fag2 , who literally just joined last month yet only slightly behind fag3 our ultimate EU grinder in fans.
>>5591822702 days of blatant high profile headless botting. It'll be extremely hard to not notice a rat like that. It should've been a week though I agree.
>>559182116Lame attentionfag
Test your teams here:6946372686748633
>>559182557yeah talk about putting the cart in front of the horse!
>>559182828
I'M SORRY DANCHOU I WAS LOW ON FANS TODAY BECAUSE MY HEMORRHOIDS WERE THROBBING AND WAS SCARED I PROMISE YOU 10M FANS TODAY PLEASE DON'T ABANDON ME LIKE THE LAST CLUB
Everytime that Tachyon says "Trainer-kun", my dick tingles.
its half TP event! time to grind and do 30 minutes of real life between the countless games you should be doing atm. me? im going to be finishing the hoovering, then I will work out
and i thought cin grey had a bad case of OCs in the castsakura manga is just full of them these manga really suck as commercials because half the cast isn't real
>>559182828what the fuck is a horse
>>559182862Mating press Tachy
>>559182876Its nice uma careers while doing bike and treadmill
>already fullHere172183971721839717218397
>finally find an ulala that won a room so i can copy her build>MLB sweepy MLB fine MLB vega
I'm thinking Finemotion
>>559182116https://github.com/SweepTosher/Icarus/commit/9970db8928720d68926a1542b87c1ee46b8f0ea0Ran out of carrots
BIKO CARD SOON FOR ME
>>559182828heh
>>559182975no, wait after you roll on the banner!!
>>559182975I'm thinking finemo finemo oo eee ooooo
Late Start in a 4 front lobby is going to give me aids
keep farming oniichan
>>559183129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJ0bbw725g
how about you kill yourself walt
>>559183165hoooly >>559183204awooga
>First half tp event>I stopped playing for a week because lack of motivation>Second half tp event>My motivation is starting to dwindle againAAAAAAA
>>559183165HOLY AWOOGA!
I think Rice's mouth stinks lol
Thanks my favorite bovine
i'm gonna flip a coin on whether to roll for fine at this point
>>559182972>futamusume>bought a debufferBe careful emember that Futamusume is NOT an /uma/ club but will poach anons in our thread and these gayfaggots bring NN debuffer on rooms. Kys fags.
TRAINEEER? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??THOSE ARE MY SISTERS TRAINER, WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THEM? DO YOU LIKE BIG TIDDIES SO MUCH? YOU LOVE HAGS? LOVE BROKEN GIRLS? THAT DEGEN FEMNAZI? MUSCLE TOMBOY GIRLS?I THOUGHT MY FLAT ELEGANT CHEST WAS ENOUGH DESU WA!I HATE YOU! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FUCK ME!
>>559183335sexo
>>559183012Lame ass excuse, 2x events ongoing, that tranny should be on a surplus of carrats
fucking NIGGERS sniping up rooms so quickly so eagern so excited to test their new piggies in oinkpions meet practically drooling and camping at the room match screen and this thread fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>559183396nothing elegant about your belly, mcdonalds
JP derby (for JP cup) floor still 300 guts: today got 2L of 2 races. R1: 300+ guts, lost, but lost the NHK mile race before that (I had 600+ speed tho). R2: 294 guts, lost. n = n+2
>>559183356Debuffing is viable though with the speed reduction
>>559183356>Fuku OshiBASED BASED BASED BASED
>>559183396
>>559183396I fucked Rice thoughbeit
>>559183517honestly feels like this is an analogy for sex
>>559183475I'll make more rooms after I'm done praying for Taraweh inshaAllah.
>>559183475Here’s a room:40890767I’ve set it to random mood
wait it's cm registration already? I haven't trained anyone yet
77152778
Sorry MacKween, you are used goods
>>559183356I'm actually quite happy with the club I chose because there's no drama and it avoids the annoying as fuck autism wars you 'people' can't stop wagingsuck it
>>559182974the one I made is winning pretty regularly, more than my digitan or gold city festival. KSB/Fuku speed/sweep SR speed/marvelous sunday SR wit/dober SR wit/NN wit, inherit mostly stam sparks.
yanko umanko
51 room matches up to this day. Here's my data, if anyone's interested.
I'm surprised we haven't gotten any anons that just randomly post fake non-existent room numbers. Wouldn't that be fucked up.
>>559183725>Fuku speed/NN witi cant do that...
>career going great>slow metabolism>fuck>energy full>multiple spd rainbows missed>wasted 3rd year new year free energy recovers>FIVE infirmary clicks to get rid of the debufffuck this niggernig game
>built my base urara too well>long shot doesn't proc anymore
>>559183756frontrunnerbros we are so back
60987452
>>559183756https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/umalogshakuraku has a page with data for 11k public rooms also
55483748
next thread will be better
Tucker
She slapped her trainer's ass, didn't she?
>>559183396I'm going to save her and she's going to save me and we'll be so lovey dovey around tracen that Chiyo and the shoujo dorks are going to spontaneously combust on sight.
>>559184020>60fpscygames, murder this anon
>>559184034...sexo
>>559184034i wanna fuck 'er
>>559183975This CM truly is just taikislop
>>559183975Oh, wow. How does it scrape data? Based on what is uploaded on the site?
>>559184034I barely know 'er.
I still like desuwa the most of them I think. And she's 5*
>>559183956The Suzuka gases out and Digitan gets a free lane
SWEEPYNIGGER YOU PUSSY FAGGOT, HE NEEDS TO KEEP BOTTING UNTIL THE NEXT MAINTENAINCE CYCLE TO PROVE ANYTHING, SAAR IS GETTING BANNED TRUST IN CYJEWNEROUS SALLOM AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK EDENNIGGERS AND BOT NIGGERS
>>559184148Looks to be like chronogenesis, except automatically mass spectating public rooms instead of mass looking up profiles. It doesn't seem like it has the capability of storing any data except when you ask it to generate a share link, so I doubt it's from user uploads.
>42 days of half off TPThat's quite a lot.
>>559184190I'm convinced running Suzuka in this CM is pretty much throwing, all she does is prevent other fronts from winning and then hands a victory on a silver platter to a late or a pacestill going to run her but man is it painful
>>559184285oh, I thought it would be lessI can do a week of the self improvement
>>559184049
why is this broken again
>>559184126Taiki’s unique at full power means she can match the acceleration of the fronts at the final corner then chain the other accels to shoot up
>>559184049And I slapped her ass back. All is good.
>>559184020ah shit I forgot to enable music while recordingwelp
So what have we learned /uma/?
>>559184296From my experience is that the players have wised up and know that you have to shove in midrace skills to steal 1st place.As a result Suzuka gets into more situations to get rushed and lose stamina
>>559184514I learnt nothing
>>559184514UMAI IN AMERICA
>>559184514crime pays
HOLY HAGWhy is she mewing
>>559184514botting is safe
>>559184514Speed Eater is fucking busted
>>559184514the world doesn't care
>botting ruins another thread>>559184373small indie dev, codebase management is hard, prease understand
>>559184568wife
>>559184514UMAJP is mean and didn't say thanks for my valentines chocolate...
does pasa count as a dirt or turf horse? I'm talking about fancount so her unique levelsshe's got fuckall races during classic, what the shit
>>559184701turf>unique levelsthis is a good thing. you don't want to level that shit unless it's a recovery unique
>>559184241I guess Hakuraku is going into my pinned tabs. It's great to have mass data collection like that.
>>559184734it doesn't matter unless you're minmaxing for open league
Still no bans..
>>559184701Anyone who is Turf A needs 60K/70K/120K, regardless of their Dirt aptitude>>559184734???????????Leveling gives you a couple percentage point boost to the effect. Why wouldn't you want that on any skill?
Is sweepy any useful training aces (basically doing 20 runs while I'm at work so I don't have to spend my free time begging for a high-roll when I could be training my beloved oshi) or is it only practical for parent runs? I've tried playing around with the weights a little and all, but I can't get it to cap speed without neglecting other stats.
How will MANT scenario improve stat than doing all G1 races in URA. I dont get it
>>559184514Umapyoi is a good way to bond with your trainee
somehow I managed to clear new scenario Trainer Test missions on JP without reading shitfullauto + borrow deck is kinda OP
>>559184946good
>Starts openly botting a solo club >Stops the moment out of carrats What was even the purpose? Sure, it's a bit stupid to pay cyjews when you're trying to do all that in their game, but the opposite is just a 1 day fart?
>>559184938No. If you want umas that aren't AI slop you gotta do it yourself
>>559184946in MANT you get items from running races you can use them to replenish energy and improve trainings
Yay
>>559184938You get a highroll ace every now and again. But that usually requires babysitting buying skills at the end.
>>559184938https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558997252/#559021193this was in sweepydev's alt. do with this information what u will. i'm guessing there's a beefier version he keeps for himself much like the headless bot
>>559184946because on top of doing all G1 races you're doing a lot of G2sand on top of those you will have level 5 facilities in senior, unlike URA, and you will be able to get 2-3x training effectiveness a few timesliterally just read how the scenario works
>>559185004the guy is retarded and didn't wait until the half tp + 2x career rewards to gigabot
>>559184938Sweepy is only good for parent runs.
So if I don't get this skill, or win 45 races my ace is glue?
>>559183356futamusume tried to poach me too, but I went for autis/uma/ instead
>>559021193So you actually needed a pigged out deck to start Sweeping...
>>559185074Doesn't the headless bot talk directly to the server? Wouldn't that also mean he could make perfect decisions.
>>559185140nyes
>>559185140>1.2s duration on a gold that costs >300spits shit
>>559184938sweepy managed to hit S rank a few times on mebut I have no intention of using themace must be man-made. that's my line
>>559185185>2 mlb ssr>one of the is kitasan>pigur retarded
>>559185208it doesn't have much more information than the UI gives you, it's just way faster because you skip animations, races, scrolling menu, etc.I think you do get foresight over agemasen events but that's the only thing.
>February Stake still has not fixed
>>559185029>>559185071>>559185074>>559185096>>559185225Ah okay, thanks torenas. I won't waste my time trying to optimise it then.
>>559185218Encroaching shadow is a 0.8s gold
>>559185208Technically it should be able to request any lotto skill too. So yeah perfect turns by literally asking for the best event scenarios every run intop of never failing the low chance events.
>>559185218Doesnt that scale with track distance
>>559185331eslGOD i kneel
>>559185374Ban wave when
>>559185218shorter duration means faster to activate fully
Harikitte ikou!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOINGHOW DID URARA WINYOANSWER ME
>>559185408yes but so does everything else, other white accels are usually 2s
>>559185541Prestigious!
>>559184514I am a lucklet and couldn't even give my Cafe B aptitudes for dirt and mile
>>559185530explain your meme
mfw people tell me umamusume is a PvP gameis this like when white people say black pepper is spicyif they play deadlock or tekken, would they vaporize
she did it
>>559185570It does a bunch of other stuff too. I don't think its that bad for a combi skill
they should drop aoharu rework during MANT so we skip the whole scenario
>>559179496>>559178893No hags
>>559185718because tekken is way more PvP than umamusume. that other game isnt even PvP
>>559185816
What am I suppose to do with extra stamina?
>>559183504>Using a debufferTrain your girls to win. Debuffers never win, they want to win
>>559185879Fan runs for Danchou
>bwo bourbon career is so HARD rice shower is giga BUFFED
>>559185541They got hit by a speed debuff but Urara didn't
>>559185852Dry pussy
>>559185879Wait for the reworks in a few years
>>559185879Shove it up your ass gayboy
>>559171703>Just get 240K carats as a F2PNot happening. You'd have to never pull on umas to even have a chance.
ahhhhh I want OG Bourbon clothes
>>559185372EncShadow is a 0.4 accel late-race injection on long tracks where accel that works is scarce. Don't count on First Star activating late-race. It's 1 white stam rec + 1 white mid race velo on a 1.2s duration with gold skill price. Is that worth it? Just buy the white skills yourself.
>>559185903Post skills and deck>inb4 building for long/medium
>>559185903Shut up, clanker
>>559185990yeah thats the pointhow many umas would you event want to pull on ??? youre supposed to have a favorite for 90% winrate CMs
Nobody unironically likes Rice Shower.
stimulating yanko umanko until umagasm
>>559185920I think that means she doesn't like you...
Everybody hates Curren
>>559186203Based, hags aren't sexy
>>559186151That's my line.
Man this would have been perfect with at least a single dirt inspo. Might still be usable though.
I skipped through chapter 2's pity party
You should be honest and apologize.
>>559186372Looks good anon. What time are you queueing for CM?
>>559186397Yada.
>>559186372are you serious or trolling
>>559186372is this the insane golshi trainer who runs 40 races and buys every skill for his aces
That Satono Diamond uma looks like a massive nymphoA huge WHOREI don't like her
>>559186147>Yeah the most enjoyable part of the game? Just don't engage with it so you can metaslave!
Playing ura after so much aoharu is like theraphy. Its so smooth.
Dirt... Brian...
Her banner is almost here!
>>559186386All story chapters are shit. Skipping them for the carats are the only good thing about them.
wife groove
>>559186681>that gesturenot cool... there could be koreans here...
>>559186605Be honest with yourself
Literally no one wants to see an old ass man dance, dumbass
>>559186767She owes me a sleevejob
>>559186681Skipping her
>bots still aliveYOU LIED TO MEI HATE YOU KITASAN /UMA/
>>559186742there's pictures of gold ship without the hat but what about makween with the hat
>>559186790>Literally no oneEvery single uma within range*
>>559186336And just like that, Riceposters outlived your gay ritualpost.
>>559184190>>559184296She didnt gas out, she simply gambled on unrestrained and lost.Maru is built to catch up to her and bounce off in case she fails. Maru is also built to bully pasas out of the first placeNow the third ace is the problem. Vodka would do wonders if she could actually spark to A dirt.
>>559186790shut up nigger Mayano asked you to dance, now dance
>>559186767She's a umapyoi legend for sure
How long will cyjews let sweepy continue to dab on them?
>>559186809You’ll get her in the 100 free pulls. She will NOT be denied.
>>559186910>Spechud
>17 years old
kingu
>>559186949Out of ten!
>>559186949Ramonu is the ugliest hag
>3 moods down spam in senior autumnThis is a fucking forced brick.
>>559186852
>>559186932No more Bays
>>559187032
>>559186681but I only have 30k...
>>559186767I like the eyeshadow heavy look in the anime
>>559186949>mare based>somehow no romantic tension awith her trainer at allLmao
>>559186910We know how you dance Spe-chud
>>559187069my gray umadols and c*rren
>>559187069Curren and the grey whores
>>559186984>rapist
>>559181012Then don't join an A+ club
They call hey Curren because she's currently a whore
>>559181012it's going up soon in mant anyway
Something erotic about McQueen
>>559180753The poaching one here is 500k daily
there is nothing erotic about mackqween
>>559186708soulless faggot
>>559187083donkeymusume
Remember to laugh at Cheval Grand for only having ONE G1 win while Kitasan has 7.
Sweepocalypse never
no one actually likes Rice, Tachyon, or Golshi. they are newfag bait umas only secondaries who have never touched the game or anime beyond boane tiktok edits lovejust look a few threads ago, you saw anons post almost every uma as their first valentine's chocolate except those three
>>559186708>skipping the DAHBY
>>559187321>t.Spechud
>>559187069How can Curren chan be grey when she's blacked?
>>559187315Aoi is not on the teamHer charm is that of the ditzy junior at the workplaceWhoever made this image is a fool and a fraud
the erotic thing about mcqueen
boysex
>>559187378i'm waiting for summer goldshi
>>559187378shut the FUCK up and expose your're are pits
>>559187396>he waifus a loser
>Oguri failed speed training>GWS>clicked bottom option for the hell of it>practice perfecto-ok Oguri I get the message I will not turn you to glue
>>559187413Oh Curren is blacked alright
>falseflagging with babby's first URA clearKys slopjeet
Post cows or donkeys
sex with boys
>>559187258>I'm still drenched in sweat
>>559187524Crying lil' harlot
>>559187378I posted my Gold Ship Valentine yesterday
>>559187413for being a 'cute' uma that face doesn't look very cute
I dont like to play Umamusume manually anymore, it feels like its giving me carpal tunnel. My wrist hurts
>the uggo appeared againyou're not welcome here, Brian
>>559187658are you 50 bro
But call the ricefag a secondary and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”
>Long: D>trainer decides to make her run the Kikuka ShoIs Ardan's trainer retarded?
>>559187658lil bro this aint a moba
post natie valentine webm with the sound please
>>559186708Only McFat and Brian's stories were dogshitRice is a lesser rehash of the anime and Dahby/Suzuka's are pure kino
>>559187658I think I got carpal tunnel but I forgot about it and then it went away or something.
>>559187767my daughter, nice nature
>>559187767how about you play the game and get it yourself?A herculean task for Naturefags, I know.
>>559187658>he doesn't play with the gamepad
Any guide for pisces cm parents?
Carrot Pudding, like Urara suggested.
Okay but what if I said luck correlates with skill
>>559187858I saw it but I didn't reacord because I have nothing to record with
>>559187442>thethere are many erotic things about makween
>>559187756Do the impossible, see the invisible
>>559187915obs is free
>>559187756>Alternative objective can occur instead>5. Place 3rd or better in the Tenno Sho (Autumn)also you can cheese 3000m+ races in career just with stamina and blues
>>559188095I didn't think about it yesterday
>>559187904Lmao you piss kiss ?
What happens if you eat this?
Yes McQueen You can enjoy another cake
I feel bad for Bakushinfag(s)They're still chasing the one-day high of that armpit gif
>Nishino Flower mid-MANT>Sweep Tosho near end of MANTTrackblazer, more like Cunnyblazer
>>559188174Bourbon would appreciate it
endcloserbros...
You're a horseWhat the fuck do you want me to do
>>559188174>he can't readFucking pajeet
>>559188226it's spurt time
>>559188226End closer's really good there whaddya mean? A&S + Pump activates too late so it's really just ends and Kitasan
>>559187904wait for mant to start
>>559188198Nothing wrong with Bakushin, she took many Toreina's URA final virginity.
>>559188226>he can't read racetracksBwo...
what the fuck digitan?
>>559188178cute tubby
>>559187915>>559188131I have something like shadowplay set up and I always forget about it until it's too late.
>>559188457It's over
>>559188414the sus gai
>>559188178imagine the enormous undignified shits she takes
>>559188380Yada
Is playing the tsundere a requirement for Top-gun posters?
>>559188485Fuku understands...
>>559188530SlanderHer shits are both massive and noble
>>559188539Top Cun posters immediately turn to attention-seeking mode when Brian is posted, just like the horse.
You should eat them already.
where's the nvke it was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>559188745no
>wake up>remember Ryan casual outfit exists>mood down awful
>>559187682Mayacchi would never say that.
Is skipping in careers quicker now or am I just schizzing out?
>>559188809Then call mum instead.
>wake up>remember Ryan exists>mood up great
>>559188845Shame cause her G1 outfit is one of my favorite
UMAI NA MERICA
>>559188892easy on the kfc ryan...
>>559188892What a big ass donkey
>>559188892>Ryan if she in the American scenario
>>559188870>Gorilla >>559188892>fat, ugly tomboy Kill yourself
>wake up>mood down
>>559189054awww did someone miss his nap time?
>>559188862
You guys have tricked yourselves into thinking we're getting evolved skills and other 2nd year qol. They aren't going to just keep accelerating qol or they'd catch up to jp qol in like 3 years and have nothing to give you after. You're getting vanilla MANT and you'll like it.
What's sex with Almond Eye like
Perfectly balanced...
>fugly hours
>>559188892we love Ryan here
>>559189232>we
And that's all she wrote for today's borrows. Might do one more round tomorrow and then work on the other 2 aces.Turf Terror is the best according to Umalator. I'll do a couple practice races though I'm not doubtful of that prediction.
>>559189174Evos have already been datamined from global
>>559188892I want to use cheesy pickup lines on Ryan...
>>559189178Sparkly
>we will ban>botter openly on leaderboard and taunts devs>emergency maint>no bans & no changesEh?
who are you farming in the first batch of daily legend race?I already got everyone except Opera
>>559189253yes, at least me and the one who posted that ryan's hot pic, two means "we"
I like androgynous women
>>559189232thisRyan love.
>>559189174they're going to get vanilla burnout too and they'll like it
Who is the honey badger of the Umas?
>>559189297[Citation needed]
>>559189287Whats your endgame?
>>559189327Probably Curren because my sprint team is kinda homelessI'm also missing Opera O and from what I've heard her career/story is quite fun so maybe I'll pick her instead
>>559189327Only one I don't have is original Spechan, but I've got like 100 something shards.Also I don't think curren is in batch 1.
ryan would be perfectly acceptable if she just wore a McQueen wig
I never woke up
>>559189405Platinum.
>>559189178A relentless competition to see who can make the other cum the most. In other words, Death.
Wait a second...this isnt umamusume....
@uma is this good
>>559189534>DEIslop
>oguri SHATno
>>559189534Need one with King and Marduk
>>559189327Curren probably, I think I'll be ticketing Suzuka as soon as I get a selector.
>>559189553Yes, even peak. Show deck and name sparks
>>559189553Actually running her as pace or just landed a spark?I think late Oguri performs better on average but I don't have her so can't really test that
>>559188892Ryan looks like THAT???
Karen-chan...
>>559189446>I don't think curren is in batch 1why?
>>559188659I think Mayanofags should be corrected.
>>559189631Left 5 speed 3 power, right 9 power. I don't know if Digitan skill works but I will take it. >>559189697I will stick to late. No pump because... well it just happened. Too long of a story.
>>559189798>Brianfags are Yuricucks
>>559189327What is daily legend race?
>>559189897ignore the avatarfags
>>559189325There waiting the for free kitasan rolls to ban people
>>559189851Thanks, I could actually run that with MLB Nattie/Riko too. Power sparks pretty gud huh?
>>559189375Cute!!!!!!
>>559189798Mayano's toreina administers daily corrections
>>559189325Cyjews doesn't care about globaljeets thoughbeit
>>559189948You pick an uma to race from that list and if you win you get 1 star.
>>559189948You can do ONE legend race (as you know them) for ONE star piece
>>559189952That's what a Mayanofag would said
i love spreading misinfo
>>559189948it's like legend racebut dailybasically 1 star piece per daybasically free uma every 3 months if you were there for their first run
>>559189993Yeah, they are good. Digital cards sucks though in gains, or maybe I am just really unlucky with her rainbows. If it was Vodka I would have capped on summer 2 probably.
...
Very early good night friends!!
>>559190141>it's one that clearly conveys her kindnessBased torena.
>>559190141it should have been me
I require SEX with Mayano Top Gun
>>559190070>>559190089>>559190128Holy shit how generousSo a star a day? Wow!At least it means you can EVENTUALLY get something. So I assume the first group at the top are the only ones available at first then the others will be introduced?I would like to get Seiun at some point since th legend race got the stars like half way
>>559190141She's ugly
>>559189897Brian can just spank her
>>559189075same
>>559190246dont say that...
>>559190136just do a failed oguri or mcqueen run
>>559189796Because she's a high class slut
>>559190246don't be a woman
>>559190141>Hehe! I'll allow you to infer whether that was a serious offer>right after an actual lap pillowI'm not THAT dense
>>559189287The variance is pretty insane. If #2 activates all her skills at the last corner it's a real nasty combo. Otherwise it's grim.But I suspect she might actually fare better in real conditions with conventional aces and style distributions instead of a lobby with 5 end closers and shitty NPC pace setters.
>>559190243why is Tom Cruise ok with us fucking her middle school daughter?
Why is Ardan's hair that colorI prefer it when the hair color is the color of the actual hors or at least close to it.
>>559190243
>>559190325I don't fuck Dark Bays
>>559190281I don't do failed runs bro
>>559190430they fuck you instead?
mejiro FARDAN hehe
I'm sitting on 60k carrats and have no idea who to pull for, when is the next big "must have" banner?
>>559190245yeah they are by orderthis means Chiyono, XOguri and VBourbon take a long while to become free
Umas should be more muscular
>>559190245Its the last piece of the puzzle for unlocking umas that had events and legend races. Like Taiki for instance.
>>559190534Lewd Luna
there's that red notification (2) on the mission menu but when I click it there's nothing to claimSO WHY IS IT THERE?? WHAT AM I MISSING???
double TP time
>>559190534tachyonyou can consider rolling for fine motion in a few days
>>559189798I think Brian should have a sixpack
>>559190534Why don't you pull for a character you like that is coming out? This game is all about using characters you like and making them the best you can.
>>559190534
>>559190598just press claim all you dumb dog
>1* Stam Understandable.
>>559190567no, they simply should have atlhetic physique, which is different from the one you posted.The one you posted is body-building, and so you train muscles you might not need for running, and so you just have more useless weight that your leg has to push and your breath has to sustain
Open league bros, you will get the gold title for winning instead of silver starting with the Taurus repeat.
>>559190567Nyo
>>559190709fine motion gwos???
is sweepy dev here?i have a potential opportunity for you
This is my peak. I hope she's going to win some races for herself.
>>559190858>A+ or lowerholy SHIT
>>559190420>taxes deducted from payment>consumption taxes>still have to declare that shit anyway because fuck youKILL ME NOW
>>559190926Oh yeah, that too.
>>559190871South Americans are dirt poor so they correctly accessed she gets mogged in fifth scenario
>>559190858>A+ or loweryea I'll be an opengawd in mant
i want to watch yanko umasturbating
Is it true that tamamo brings her own liquor (juice) to bars?
Is Daring Strike a winning condition for end? Are there any substituteI could not make 14k rating if I use the card.
>>559190534Do you have Fine Motion? Pull herDo you like (long) front runners? Pull Kitasan and Ballroom Seiun SkyDo you like end/late in sprint and mile? Pull Cheerleader King HaloDo you like end closers? Pull CBDo you want a sprint ace? Pull Wedding Curren Do you want a dirt ace? Copano RickeyThese + speed Tachyon and Maruzensky are all the meta cards and umas coming in the next 4 months
>>559190979>>559190858you cannot possibly go below S+ rank in MANT without running a whole R deck like what are you talking about
>>559190708I already have all the umas that I like. The only one I might pull in near future is Halloween Meisho Doto.
>>559190858>Open League is A+ or lowerI guess it's only right. MANT will raise the average from A+ to SS. You have to intentionally job to get an A+ uma so nothing's really changed, this just allows open leaguers to play the new scenario.
>>559190975
>>559191058Until jiangshi Doto there is no one you like? Interesting Can also try to go for someone like Flower who had a really good unique for your favorites
>>559190858tbf none of us will be pulling anything lower than SS rank
when are we getting kitasan's REAL best friend
>>559190975that chart is recommending you mlb 3 cards in l'arc i don't think it's made for poorfags
Any advice for completing dailies quickly? I'd like to keep playing but I just don't have the time to keep up with every event and CM. With MANT around the corner, it'll be even less feasible for me. Thanks in advance
>>559190858I still only have three S ranks to my name which means I am a shitty torena that needs to drop to open league
>>559191191>Any advice for completing dailies quickly?mcqueen
>>559191191hehe
>>559191186you dont touch the wit card unless you're a pace main or want to extend xoguris lifetime because youre a psychopath
>>559190567doesn't make sense, if anything runners have lean, defined muscles, not bulky ones. And if they were to have any muscle developed to that level, it would be from the lower body, not the upper body
>>559191186If you only follow the chart you basically MLB-ed two cards after your early rolls for 3 years of content. You should have a mountain of carats by then.
Dober sure loves men
>>559189327I could finish Mcqueen and Teio before Suzuka
>>559190567idk man this horse looks like a geek he got no "aura" as the kids say
>>559190858>A+ or lowerHmm if only events didn't require you to play the most recent scenario to complete all missions I'd completely skip MANT and do these CMs with Unity umas
>>559191191dailies on da jar
Ryan won
>>559191191Assuming that you're clubless just do a suicide Mcqueen career
laisu's buds...
>>559191373Post a horse with aura
>>559191186>PasaYou need to MLB this or die.>Sounds of EarthIf you have Creek, you're good. Shakur is better.Just use your brain, anon.
>>559191387How do I not pull for Kitasex when my dick demands it?
>>559191423
Holy fvark
>>559191637Why is Tazuna very hard..
We need umas with >100cm chest measurements. Preferably a shortstack.
>a bunch of globalkeks are migrating to the JP generalWell, that didn't last long. I guess this server is already dying?
>>559191423what 30 years of hating tm opera does to an mf
oddly sexual post but I checked who he was replying to
>>559191592Stud
>>559191726
>>559191373
>>559191423:]
>>559191423https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJPiK8_v-Hk
>>559191882Now remove the glasses
what is this, /horse/?
Post foals instead
>>559191387Dia breasts.
>>559191592Dirtoids don't have aura
>>559191904why is he black?
>>559191935Okay
>>559191423Too easy bruh
>>559191938uma means horse
>>559191373Opera has such an ugly mouth, he looks like he's constantly picrel.
doto is so cute and fluff
>>559192056what about umapyoi?
first time in half a year i hear the URA ost
i like nigumas
>>559192076She’s evil
>>559189327>>559189446>>559189796Okay so Curren is in batch one but she might be delayed by about a month or so for us?
>>559192061That's why nobody cared about that fraud no matter how many G1s he won
>>559191415
>>557276960here you go
>>559192248brehs...
>>559192112The latinx saviors of the white race won't like this...
>>559192041who is this
>>559191882Now add a second pair of glasses
>>559192018bay actually.>>559192248laisu
>>559192150I'm not sure about accuracy of that translation but Curren was a mystery nigga back in our 2nd Legend Race set ever
>>559192345I still appreciate you dude
Mambo!>>559192345Based
If you could choose between SSR Creek or Natie, which would you pick? I use Fine Motion herself actively so her card is not on the table. Thinking Creek is best, because then I can borrow whichever wit I need
>>559191882Who is this goddess
>>559191423https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctqij8y3sWo>>559192476cute hors
umazing fan run
>>559192568Kita’s hot
>>559192568Creek unless you plan on using umas that already have a good gold recovery in their kit AND you really like late surgers.
Umer
I am going to spend money I earned at work rolling for Kita even if I can’t use her card I want to race with her and I want her chibi in the club
>>559191218>>559191406Suicide runs feel bad man, any other way?
>>559189327i'm missing luna, curren, teio and operaluna > opera > POWER GAP > teio > c*rr*n
>>559192345Big ups, rabi anon! Mind adding Sirius Symboli to your queue?
>>559192568Creeknot having enough wit is a higher chance to losenot having enough stam is 100% losingthe worst statcheck CMs are always mediums and longs
>>559192618Scottish hidden yuge booba shorstack.https://youtube.com/watch?v=RfihSeQSiV8?si=XCCkeA1dD2z8SfbL
>>559192820if you aren't planning on ending the career early then you're riding it out until the endand at that point it's not much variance
umarmunsoome
Till when is the x2 and half TP happening? I'm too lazy to do fan runs when no event with points happening
>>559193090six more weeks
>>559191935:(
>>559192924ZRR owes me a happy married life with loving and intense intimacy
>>559192857sure thing
>>559192568def creek. I'm creekless and i'm kinda lamenting on how creek will be my permaborrow on med/long cm until sounds of earth.
i like glasses and fat asses
Danchou I'm tired
>>559193137That's a long time. I can flatline for a while thenThank
>>559191935
>>559193248I'd say Roy is great for you but i'd just recommend giving Pasa poor eyesight.
>>559193139Why is she the size of a chipmunk
>Nostradamus was reincarnated as a horse girllucky motherfucker
>>559186984I want King to manhandle and rape me...
you can't just slap uma onto everything
>>559190858This is excellent news for players like me who cant compete with a f2p deck.I can run Unity aces if I get BTFO in my 1st CM when Big Show scenario debuts
>>559192495I know, it seems like that is how it was in JP as well.It's hard to understand some of the machine translation, both the Korean and JP wiki say she was not in the first batch, just re-read namu and it realized I forgot the batches are every half-anni starting from now.So basically it seems like she isn't actually added until batch 2 (1.5th anni) unless the MTL is hiding some info.https://umamusume.wikiru.jp/?%E3%83%AC%E3%82%B8%E3%82%A7%E3%83%B3%E3%83%89%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B9https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%9A%B0%EB%A7%88%EB%AC%B4%EC%8A%A4%EB%A9%94%20%ED%94%84%EB%A6%AC%ED%8B%B0%20%EB%8D%94%EB%B9%84/%EC%9D%B4%EB%B2%A4%ED%8A%B8/%EB%A0%88%EC%A0%84%EB%93%9C%20%EB%A0%88%EC%9D%B4%EC%8A%A4#s-2.2
>>559192721>>559192861>>559193241Sounds good! Allegedly there will be two selectors on anni, so I'll use them and my two crystals on her. Shouldn't be pulling on any cards until Speed Tachyon so there's nothing else I need them for. Thanks a bunch
>>559193584cute!
What.
>>559193448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM-_XXOv3JwU-umasimodo? Was hunchback a qt uma?
>>559193515Gonna post on umastagram and talk to my friends on umabook before keeping my streak alive on snapuma then posting a tease on umafans and posting a new vid on umatok.
We are weeks away from a certain Uma disappearing and ceasing to show her horrible face
>>559193647Why lie to her when Kira exists
>>559193658What's gonna happen to hoeh?
>>559192954I guess I'll just wait for auto career
>>559193751humillation ritual
>>559193649current chang...
>>559191030just keep playing unity
>>559193451this was pretty cute.
I've been RPing with my umawife and she just called me boring...
>>559193917
>>559192418Secretariat
Will we stop calling MANT MANT like how we did with Aoharu?
>>559194017I think he did this twice, didn't he?
>>559193647
>>559194201Yes, it is TB
>dirt track shitfuck off cyg
>>559194201TB is fewer keystrokes than MANT, so yes.
>>559194201I'll call it TB just because it's shorter, and a better name at that
Trackblazing through the career
>>559194241I saw him do something similar in a video from Dubai yesterdayThe guy just loves cameras
>>559194201So who you gonna CLIMAX for Long CM?
>>559194201MANT is more fun to say, I'm not typing Trackblazer everytime, and I'm not typing "TB" because it's impossible to find posts in the archive.
>>559194201i'll call it cockblazer
>>559194201I’ll call it Steve
>>559194392based
>>559194201MANT is MANT Trackblazer is a dumb name for a scenario about racing a lot
>>559194201I will call it the CLIMAX scenario
Should i install jp to test mant?
>>559194201>search for "TB Guide">get shown of Television related thing>search "how to win TB" or "how to play TB">get a guide session of explaining how TerrorBlade works and how to win with himI'm sticking with MANT
>>559194596they replaced the rental decks with hot garbage so i wouldnt play JP to test MANT.I'd buy a JP account and feel like a good with 200k carats if I was you
>>559194698>rental deck>MANTANON NO
>>559194634just cheese with armlet dagger and sunder bwo it's not that hard
>>559194596It no longer overlapped with CM.Just play it when it's out.
>>559194596We have half TPIts okay to fail
>>559194819Swap dagon was the shit
>>559194819>>559194634
MANT is gonna turn me into a full time sweeper
This is an 11 year old
>>559194990Just get a trade job bro.
>>559195012no its not
>>559194990sweepy dev will not know how to program a MANT bot for shitthere's a good reason no one else has tried. Every item is context based on whether you should purchase it or not, there are no auto buys aside from scrolls, which never lose value and you can never have too much of
Happy one year anniversary! (minus three months!)
>>559194634I stopped playing that shit when 7.0 happened. I tried installing it last year and I dont even understand the map.
>>559194990weak
Kitasan!
I still haven't get all team name achievement in Unity Cup.Probably getting it with this 1/2 stamina.
>>559194985>tipped after the fail
>>559195012My fiancée's lawyer advised me not to comment on that
>Spe's career starts with her being a fatass
*slams gavel*Death
>>559195257She should eat more
Personally, I prefer TkB over TB.
I like this retard
>>559195362Personally, I prefer Climax
next thread will be bouncier
>>559193647wife
>>559195380I would breed that retard
>>559195362TOTALKITASANBLACK
>>559195438I always forget just how big Taiki is until it's summer time and it hits me like a truck
>>559195362Playing with Dober's TkB
15 minutes until I get those shoes
Soon
>>559195215>>559195523
what dopls help
What do you call the strategy where a horse is most likely to gas out?A paste chaser
>>559181915the race order swaps based on what the game thinks is the most suitable race determined by your stats and aptitudes
>>559195719It's shit...
>>559195697At least you have a copy.
>>559195697what?cleat it? nouse crystal? no
rolling umas are simply so much more fun than rolling cards>only need 1 copy>oh? a spook that I don't have? Marvelous, new trainee to play withvs rolling cards>wow that's 1 copy of Metacard! Now I only need 4 more>Spooks are entirely useless unless it's a skill card for parenting>Most of the time it's gonna be some dogshit filler card
>>559195697Gold crystals if you don't want to blow them on Ayabe guts
>>559195697ask again after anniversary's free pulls
we're behind schedule again
what has bourbon gotten herself into this time
>>559195983You tell me.
>>559188424Instead I got groomed by Maruzensky
free real estate, and I know nobody here is motivated enough to do this, but with sweepy's dumper, you could make uma play entirely based on speech recognition, which is pretty cool. i might do it as a project. but im a gigawhale and think alts are cringe an admittedly dumb opinion so i might get bonked. I don't want to get into the actual request modification or automation at all as that is way too much of a slippery slope, and seeing the illegal pasa was funny enough as it is.
>>559196039BOURBON NOOO YOU'RE GOING TO DESTROY THE COMPUTER
This is my daughter, Biko Pegasus
Iinchou makes me hard I don't know what to do
>>559195983Mihono Bellic?
>>559196118Can I touch her
>>559195983>>559196039
>>559195983life has many doors edboy
>>559196118She smells like Training Effectiveness
KSB was a shit mc and the primary reason s3 was bad
So using sweepy is safe and recommended then?
>>559196180
>>559196341not anymore after today's update
>>559196341not only that, it's endorsed by cygames!
>>559196341Yes, if you have a PC you should be running Sweepy now
>>559196341yesjust don't make the cheating too obvious
>>559189327why the fuck isn't Daiwa available until next year?
Asking sweepydev to develop a mobile version
>>559196460You won't get banned even if you make it obvious.
>yeah bro you gotta roll for this, it has 80 specialty priority>look it up>it's not 80% flat>it's an 80% multiplicative increase to the base 15% all umas have so it's actually only 27% priority totalIt kinda makes it feel not worth it
>>559196298The REAL reason S3 was shit was those nerds in the stands getting way more lines and screentime than they deserved.
Sweepy is no longer safe, a pair of dwarves knocked on my door holding bats and then proceeded to beat up my house elf.
nyo...
>>559196341Sweepydev gave up though so there wont be anymore Sweepy updates
Will Sweepy be able to choose which spark is better after they implement spark reroll?
>>559196543he's adding malware to it isn't he?
>>559196512Anyone that has had both LB0 and MLB KSB can attest to how big of a difference that increase makes.
>we get around 15-18k carats a monthis that how it is?
YOU COPYI COPY
>all 10 shoes done in 30 secondsI love my club
AAAAHHHH SWEEPY IS BRICKING MY COMPUTEREHELPPEMMEEEEE
>>559196543and what was the experiment? wasting all his carrats? blud thinks he's important
>>559196341Botters have been using a variant of it since week 1 of global, as its been around since jp server. I would never use anything that uses pygui and I would encode every code and process that is trying to interact with the game.emulator sweepy is almost entirely safe if you use it reasonably. and it seems to be entirely safe if you dont use it reasonably either (eden). reasonably means dont do more than 2 to 5 million a day, have a pattern, don't play for 24 hours straight, things like that. hachimi also analyzes game dumps and packets and people consider that one safe so I don't see why anything else wouldnt be safe>>559196492it technically is mobile (in theory you can connect your phone to pc and have it run off that), but I might try to see if a headless android app is possible. I doubt it without root and I'd have to study on what libraries exist to port. I am not sweepydev
>>559196721feels like 20k to me
>>559196741Same
>>559194142wtfSecretariat is kinda cutehe doesn't look as monstrous as his race record would suggest
>>559196543I can't understand his brain mechanism. He really didn't do anything except prove bots are real to the normies. Not only that he stopped midway.
>>559197007Accelerationism
>>559197007he outperformed eden's three top botters
>>559196996he kinda looks similar to how they drew him in bojack with the stupid combed bangs
>>559196721More like 25k
>>559197007he received the call from eden
>>559197056>>559197093I don't get it. Yeah bots are real and can outperform the normal players?
>connecting message fucks up another screenshot
https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/umalogs go poke around in here
>>559196740Mayabros, Brianbros... we don't have to fight each other
>>559197165> He really didn't do anything except prove bots are real to the normies. Not only that he stopped midway.That's probably what he wanted to do.It's likely the extremely angry anti-bot poster from here trying to publicise it to Cygays.
Don't forget to do your legend races
>>559197183What a strange list
>>559197235hory shet he was logging all the hakurakus all this time
>>559197258>>559197258>>559197258new thread
>>559197183I don't get how these ratings work
>>559196619Adding malware again*
>>559196543There's a club out there that'll get denied a higher rank's rewards at the end of the month because of him. Harrowing.
Does the anni celebration have any daily stuff going on right now?
I started sweeping recently but only for parent building because the entire system around it is bullshit designed to waste your time. I got sick of it.>spend 25+ minutes of your life that you can't get back for what can sometimes be a 1/5 chance to roll the pink spark you want, not even accounting for other stuff like whites or bluesthey can fuck right off with that, they know the system is garbage which is why they add spark rerolls (that they make you pay for lmao) and autocareer. botting for fans is still cringe faggot shit though.
>>559197252They also proved that you can run races that aren't your goal race and fail the run instantly. To me that tells me more can be done, but I'm sure they would have posted something by now if they found something.
>>559197093That's it? That was the reason he did it? This guy really thinks he's hot shit when there's already people that could have done it but didn't for good reason. At least the hakuraku dev builds useful tools for everyone and now that is going to be at risk soon. What an absolute fucking twat.>>559197512And pray tell how does that make anything better for anyone?
>>559196475this might sound crazy to you butDaiwa hasn't got her first Legend race yet
>>559195315leak it
>>559197642It doesn't make anything better, but the headless version can lead to actually good things, like efficient accessibility options for the blind or disabled. Obviously you could do all of that without the headless version though and do it much safer, but its fun to play around with. Additionally, there are a lot of things that I wish to have been made already. Such as a better version of hakuraku's veteran db and a mobile compatible version
>>559198212No. It's not. All it's going to lead to is all the actual fun stuff like what hakuraku made being targeted now. Cygays is already aware of botting it just takes them time to work it out, see gbf. You've done nothing but make shit worse for everyone that likes this game, don't even think about trying to spin this as some heroic effort. Had you actually wanted those things you would have made them or helped the hakuraku dev too. Well have your 15 minutes of jacking off to the attention, I guess.
