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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
It was all downhill after Wildfire
Peach
Total Madam Herta love
Yuri general
C&C
I regret not pre farming sporxie
Only a yuri planet can save HSR
supiki
Herta: Star Rail
>>559229951>Only thing they can come up with is..............eating pastry desserts>Meanwhile TB has multiple times where they can point out how pretty Herta is and fawn over her. Also later on when you're asking people to show up for a photo, Herta is one of the ones to make time to show up. >On top of this Herta canonically talks about TB all the timeKRAKAPOOOOOOOOWW
>>559229641>it wasn't typical two characters saying how amazing second one isBronseele? Avenpaz? Avenratio? etc
Sparxie's long ass banner is killing the game
>>559230207that's one hell of a cute cassie
Herta? Loves Caelus.Sparkle? Loves Caelus.Silver Wolf? Thinks Caelus is cool.
at what point do we accept that Sparxie saved the game
>>559230337All market analysts say this.
She won.
>>559230337....save it from success
>>559230337Everyone said this
>>559230483At any point before leaving the Delusional Theater
>>559230394RM uses the pastries to lure little boys in anyway.
Eh i got all the stars and jades thats enuf for me
>>559230483...from succeeding
>>559230569Speaking of that, the Amphoreusfag is still trapped in it
>/hsrg/ told me I would NEED yaoguang to make sparxie useful>fail to 0 cycle sparxiecon AA with YG/Sparxie/Sparkle>check thread>some fucker using tribbie and fucking fu is raping itI feel robbed
>brand new character >barely any endgame clearsShe can't be that bad
Amphoreus out of nowhere
so did you guys pull her e2 for the extra turn?
Hetero general
I miss my home...
Amphoreus flopped and killed the game
>>559230650Retardbro???Literally everyone told you to roll for Sparxie and save for SWalter.
>>559230421From those Ave and Ratio gave me that feeling.Anaxa and Agy as well.
>>559230385beautiful lesbian
>>559230394Sorry bro, but we know that true for (you) girls get full female teams, not dedicated male supports
https://strawpoll.com/GeZARbOWkyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARbOWkyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARbOWkyV
>>559230214DeathTaxesAnd the love for my beloved nothing more certain than these
>>559230727Sex with the members of remembrance exodia.
>>559230337
>>559230810>zero interactions in gameNonplayer bros...
>>559230337Truer words have never been posted
>>559230872c&c
My wife is so cute
>>559230650Well you see fofoguy, the reason why is quite simple:I already had Sparkle at E2 from since 3.4, Tribbie at E2 since her launch, and Fu at E1S1 eons ago.Sparxie was promised to me 3000 years ago.
>>559231000Delicious monarch pits
>>559230715fvark this really did happen doe...
>>559231000We know Hysilens
Kill furbos. Behead furbos. Roundhouse kick a furbo into the concrete. Slam dunk a furbo's baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy furbos. Defecate in a furbo's food. Launch furbos into the sun. Stir fry furbos in a wok. Toss furbos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a furbo's gas tank. Judo throw furbos into a wood chipper. Twist furbo’s heads off. Report furbos to the IRS. Karate chop furbos in half. Curb stomp pregnant furbos. Trap furbos in quicksand. Crush furbos in the trash compactor. Liquefy furbos in a vat of acid. Eat furbos. Dissect furbos. Exterminate furbos in the gas chamber. Stomp furbos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate furbos in the oven. Lobotomize furbos. Mandatory abortions for furbos. Grind furbo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown furbos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize furbos with a ray gun. Kick old furbos down the stairs. Feed furbos to alligators. Slice furbos with a katana.
>>559230810can't wait to roll Screwllum and Stephen for my Herta.
>>559230337HSR already killed its yuri audience this is a game for pags, fujos and straight shippers
>>559230713i pulled e6
>>559231157fuck did furbos do to you?
>>559230713
>>559230727beach summer events never ever
not your echo chambernot your safe spacenot your personal armynot your hugbox
>>559231160>Stephen+Tribbiepoor guy's gonna be overwhelmed...
Yurikek melty hours I see.
>>559231178show pulls
>>559230906why would herta ever talk to that homoworm
>>559231161We're going to be alright as long as this game has Black Swan
>>559230337do you think Genshin would me more successful if stuff like this would actually happen in game?
Amphoreus fucking flopped
>>559230836you left out "wormers flopping"
>>559231035>this guy played future rail>and WONI fucking KNEEL
>>559231157Nihilux...
>>559231327Halved the playerbase, even...
>>559230713I only pulled 1 copy so far but I'm sitting on 400 rolls. I don't care for Yao Guang, but it feels awful to just sit on Sparxie without being able to utilize her fully so I'm not sure what to do. Guess I should just wait and see how she fits in with Yae and Silver Wolf when they're out then go deeper on her rerun maybe.
That qq is sus
>>559230713Footniggers always have to use boobs as a trojan horse into their retarded negative IQ fetish. They even draw the pads of the feet like boobs.
Cerydra loves Caelus
Is this one much better than the mushroom cone for sporxie?
uh oh anti foot kun melty
>>559231191They exist.
>>559231456I CAN'T ESCAPE
>>559231456Maybe the best threesomebait of HSR.
>>559231449Lepine Pauline mogged Cyrene...
>>559231449>Nod Krai revived the playerbase>Ampooreus killed the playerbaseI'm sure there's something they can learn from this...
>>559230337Is it too late to create a cute girl for SW?
>>559231458what the fuck are you talking about lmao
Sparxie is a brick...
>>559231639unless her long-lost twin sister suddenly pops up out of nowhere, yes
>>559231238Forced meme
>>559231639Maybe they can make a hebe Seele expy...
>>559231639Thats Zero
>>559231035holee sheet
>>559231585Calm down, Yao Guang
>>559231639SW is a boring character, I wouldnt like her even if they invented a gf for her I'd even prefer if they didnt
>>559231458TRVKEM
Phaidei rabu
>>559231608Fujoshit should be banned
HSR duo for this feelan?
>>559231810Yao Guang is too busy chasing bird dick
>>559231449>Dunyarzad got more like than ColumbinaKEK
>>559231035>Bro have script.
>>559231709if sparxie is a brick what in gods name is gonna happen to ashveil
>>559231458uh oh boobpedo melty
how much of a dps boost for Phanion is cerydra s0 e0 over bronya s1 e1?I want to be sure she is worth it for him, I already got Phanion as s1 e2
>>559230337But dahlia flopped?
>sparxie flopped and sloppedwuWON gigafuck niggadamn paggypag KWABlopped BIGLY
>yurifags repeating the same post over and over againcan't you be even a little bit more creative?
>new character is out>literally 0 content to use it>not even a new eventRemember when we used to get a second main event during the second phase of the patch?
>>559231972Dahlia is for (you)
Does Sparxie smell?
>>559230836And I love you more than anything cutie!
>seething over feet>in /hsrg/Did you get lost or something? kek
I want to roll for something but I don't know what is what for the anniversary teamfuck main pushes they ruined this game.should've went the genshin way and made the main push of the region a T0 support (like every archon) that works with every dps instead of a dps requiring a certain team
>>559231449>sloprene mogged by a random NPCKEKYFUNNY
>>559231035Anon what the fuck did you DO
why does my sparxie have hag lines on her face? does anyone else have this?
new sandbina
>>559232020>literally 0 content to use itActually, there's Currency Wars where we can use Yao and Sparxie for free
>>559231369we love flops here however
>>559230337save it from what? flopping? becasue that's what every character in this pic did.
So does the new Planarcadia Himeko lore inform us anything about her character stories where she talks to a mystery nigga
>>559232075True, we only seethe about asses here
>>559231608A good start would be giving a yuri ship more than just a single trailer moment or one throwaway line
>>559232236Who is we?
>>559232061considering she's a streamer, yes
>>559232241Bronseele...
>>559231535PLEASE RESPOND
>>559231035tribbie isnt fun. i have her e6 and she just breaks the game for me which is why i barely use her anymore. carrying your units with tribbie isnt a real W
>>559232020i saved all the post story content for after i got sparxie
E2S1 Sparxie aquired, hope I can squeeze out a Sparkle eidolon before the banner ends, my saved stash is gone now.
>>559232318>1.0It's been 3 years
>>559232241
I'm pretty sure the guy responsible for spamming gigger shit like sandbina on /hsrg/ is Mince
>>559232090the solution is to only roll with your penis and it will work out eventually
>>559232403I know BELOBOG I LOVE YOU FOREVER
>>559232170New Sandbina
>>559232236only the black tier onesWhite and yellow are fine here
No, you are a single person, Tribios.
>>559232470This is very white
>>559232469Kill yourself
>>559232458Boothill skin bros...
>>559230650We told you Yao Guang was useless for Sparxie, you just listened to the wrong people.
>>559232432>only one person likes genshin
>>559232519*We* are not.
>>559232570Lmao seethe
new sunguang
>>559230214hello miss greek ritualposter I see you got sparxie anime time?
>>559232353>these sexy brats were this retardedly strong since 3.1and people kept telling me they would fall off time and time again, now they have to beg me not to use them
I won btw
>>559232519So is my body count one or three?
>>559232684Planarcadia...
>>559232040Maybe if she got trailer with Caelus and not the dykebait people would care
>>559232664I AM NOT A MISSbut errrri'm gonna dump resin on genshin and zzz first, both are capped (but genshin is worse rn at 200/200 + 5 condensed)if ur up at 1am we can do a few episodes I guess?
>>559232684bta schizo...
Salesposting over? Time to post Swannie, my eternally beloved wife <3
>>559232040She is shipped with BS by hoyo themselves even as BS is leaving the Express She points out that Dahlia is waiting for Her lmao.
[FACT] Shaoji would have been fired years ago in a real company.
Please pray for Sunday everyone.He's going through hard times right now.
>>559232665I just have them at E0 with DDD and they still carry their weight.Though I prefer using RMC with Sparxie, Sparkle and Fu instead of her, just because of the black white shroom headgear.
>>559232345like 10% better (at s5)
Today was a good day
As a yuri ENJOYER for the last FIFTEEN years.....I'd like to just say this, I LOST....big time. Even I have to admit that, well to be frank, Herta x Caelus is practically CANON. I'd like to HUMBLY apologize on behalf of the yuri community, and I hope that me admitting DEFEAT will make up for all the times we've spouted our non canon OOC fantasies here...Sincerely, Timantha
>>559232814The mentally ill competition
>>559232936this is... everything
>>559232936attractive lesbian
>>559232809I'll never forget your picture from yesterday lol.I won on sparxie too and sure let's do it at 1 madam
>>559232825Post her bare soles
BronyASS RABUUUU!
>>559230132Funny OP, too bad most of this thread won't get it
>>559232996yea i'll just give up on denying I guess. whatever...grats on sparxie!!!
>>559232885At least he has his fellow rugpull flop to hold him company.
>>>/bant/24077907
>>559232825Just for a few hours break, the first round of chinese sales is coming in approximately 4 hours
>>559232936It's alright. Just a few tourists left to realize this too
>>559233043Hello Seele
>try to sustainless first half with Sparxie>get raped by the paint peacock Wtf happened
>>559232847>even as BS is leaving the Express She points out that Dahlia is waiting for Her...because Swan hired Dahlia to help her cover up her tracks before she returns to the GoR, readlet bwo
>>559232936Herta the wife of Caelus
>>559233043Seele is here it seems
RM loves Herta so much
why is sparxie getting raped in her own skill
New updateWell, at least she beat dahlia and mydei
>>559232456>mfw I could've just used my tribbie and busted all my rolls into sparxie to hit E1 minimum>now all I have is an E0S0 yaoguang shitting up my bench with an E0S1 sparxie
>>559233190>yuriloons exposing themselves as secondaries AGAIN
>>559233298Not even in that text does she say anything about her own preferences
>>559233298CUTE AND CANON
>>559232936Real talk, Herta's soft spot for the TBs because of their unpredictability is enduring in a way.
I love to watch.
Do gacha games fill the void in our souls where another person is supposed to be
Ruan Mei would let Herta get fucked by a huge insect swhile she takes notes for her research
>>559233502we know mr tail.
>>559233498cute lesbian
>>559233502Hertaschizo...
SAAAR PLEASE LOOKING THE CHART
>>559233324Still bad considering the original sparkle reached #2 for an entire day, and even varka reached #6 last week
>>559233545Ruan Mei would never share her beloved insects
>>559233343maybe you'll get em next time
>no one will ever post Kafka again after she hit the griddy in fortnitelmao
Got E1 Cery in 20 pulls!My Phainon will be happy
>>559233738yeah but you have to admitour mom has some sick dance moves
>>559233565Oh look a broken record.
I'd rather pull for Sparxie the boss, much better design.
>>559233868It's a baiting tourist
>>559233298That's true that's true
>>559233868Ruan Mei had sexual intercouse with this.
I want to roll rappa bros... how bad is she on e0s0?
>>559232936Was kinda funny seeing people try to deny Herta x Caelus for three years
>>559233735I need Stephen... he looks so damn soft and cute <3
>>559233895no one has ever said this
>>559233863>so many people fell for sparxie/yaoguangIF YOU LAUGH
Is there a way to get around Sparxie losing her bangers as the sole elation or do I just need to cope until she gets some more teammates?Not planning on rolling Yao but i’m guessing she’d help with keeping the stack uptime.
>>559233941Bro...
>>559233975Swanbro....?
>>559233863Yae is gonna be the Anaxa of 4.x btw.
>>559234001she bad bad? really bad? unplayable?
>>559233898Is it really baiting if I'm the one getting the replies?
I shall pull for Ashveil out of spite and because he's cool
>>559234091It's bad baiting, it's why he's not here often
>>559233941Mine is 240break unbuffed with sig and can't beat sparxie on auto, though I haven't checked if there's some mechanics I need to do..
6 7
>>559234152his nerfs couldn't have been THAT fucking bad
>>559234152I love him.
>>559233863People really pulled for a worse Archer lol
Using my wife's thighs like a onahole! Herta Love!
Mywife love!
>>559234258based Ruan Mei
>>559234258We know, Ruan Mei
>>559234295Kill yourself
>>559234241don't forget the yaoguang tax...
>>559231981>pulled for mornye>pulled for sunna>pulled for sparxie>will pull for aria and yu>will pull for silver woof sp>will pull for sigrikaWe are eating good, fellow hebeGODS
>>559234212They looked pretty hefty from where I'm standing but I do like the energy he gets when others attack the bait. Problem is much like Feixiao that he kind of needs good frequency of attacks and only buffs his own damage. CD is so plentiful as is giving 80% to FUAs is not that big of a deal. But who knows,. maybe he'll change again
>>559234085She's allright.For a break dps.And she doesn't benefit from fire weakness application from Dahlia either so she's a lot less flexible than Firefly.And Dahlia is basically what makes Firefly somewhat compete with current dpses again.
>>559231969Cerydra is still better and it helps that there's a free cone good for herHer sig is a good boost as well
>it's called "yuribait" because nobody cares about the ships themselves, they're just used to ragebait othersNaruhodo
>>559234258wonderful lesbian
Your ZZZ target audience, sir! (Thus constance, yao guang and sparxie's target audience)And mihoyo will still wonder why all 3 games keep flopping when THIS is their target audience who has no money kek
owari ga kuru made hibaba to issho ni odocchao ( >ω< )
I miss Aglaea and Hyacine...
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/Your%20zzz%20audience/
Words are but frail vessels, and they break beneath the weight of my love for Swannie...
>>559234523blud isnt even posting honkai star rail related images anymore
https://files.catbox.moe/sia0at.jpg
>>559234523but i just spent 1k USD on sparxieyou flopped
Go shower alredy hsrg we are too fast
Hello am new HSR player started 2 weeks ago am TB 51 now I have KafkaHysliens and her light coneBlack Swan and her light coneI know I need 2nd team so do any of the current banners make sense to roll for the sparkle and spark whatever and the reruns? I have 25k jade and 40 pull tickets
>>559230650and this is why we never trust chinese generals
>>559234405Yao guang is much better pull than sparxie brick.4.2 will flip the table and sparxie fags will commit suicide over their brick.
>>559234637Missing something...
>>559234514I thought it meant bait and switch like that one manga did recently that caused a huge yuri death meltdown.
post kafka fornite dances
>random twitter pollhe's getting desperate
>>559234181Thanks doc
>>559234637missing a halo
And here I thought Robin countered Hyacine hard by out evolving her Sparxie outright doesn't let her do anything...
Also can someone explain the peniscolony story? It just got too complicated for me and I skip a lot
>>559234653Wait until we have leaks for the anniversary characters.
>>559234637BUILTDIFFERENTGOINGEXTINCT
Somehow I was tricked into having sex with Sparkle's feet
>>559234670>4.2 will flip the table>yaoguang is so much better than sparxie brickmy sides are in orbit
>>559230650>needI just wanted.
>>559234881How do you have sex with a feet?
>>559234824when is that?
>>559234653>I know I need 2nd teamYou're not hitting the endgame for another month or two at least. Focus on building one team for now, if you care about meta then wait for the main pushes and then build some discount secondary team around them
>>559234653I would advice to wait on 10th we should get kits for 4.2 chars Eva / SW / EMC and plan on pulling from there.For now you can still work on you first team.
>>559234258Imagine Madam Herta rewarding (you) with a footjob after hours of working in her simulated universe...
>>559233863ANAXAGODS
>>559233853holy yaoi hands
>>559234881Same, happened to me a couple times
>>559232456I rolled with my penis for E0R1 Saber and the bitch collects dust in my box
Swannie, my love, my joy, my treasure...
>>559235034LITERALLY LITERALLY ALLCYRENE
Is /hsrg/ just Sparkle general at this point?
>>559234892Eva/Yao/Nihilux/Elation sustainis the exodia.You can keep using your sparxie brick with emc cope unit, though.
>>559234940
>>559234656>#BuiltDifferent>#GoingExtinctUhhhhhh what did she mean by this?
>>559233863MC in Archer?
>>559234629GIWTWMhttps://files.catbox.moe/gdzt6l.png
>>559230650at this point just dump whatever you have into yaoguang and wait for evaunless you're #BUILTDIFFERENT there was no reason to pull for either of them before the 4.2 kits dropped
>>>E0R1
>>559235191always has been
>>559235224Out of turn advance is massive
>>559234940stick it in the footpussy
>>559235191Being Sparkle wouldn't be so bad...
>>559234941Minimum next monday
>>559235206>elation sustainyou mean huohuo, right? yao really benefits from huohuo's free energy.
>>559235097>Sparkle in a golden trash canWhat did they mean by this?
Maybe this way she wouldn't have flopped
M-Madam Herta?! This is NOT the usual Simulated Universe reward..And your doll too?!https://files.catbox.moe/u576xb.mp4
Kill all footniggers
>>559235169How can Cyrene 0 cycle when her ult takes 3 cycles to charge?
>>559235458this would ruin me
anti foot kun gigamelty
>>559235398You just know that Hoyo have already made this skin behind the scenes but just refuse to release it
>>559235458very nice
>>559235391Retard sister, does remembrance exodia use non remembrance sustain?Huohuo is just cope unit until elation sustain/dmg arrives.
>yaoguang proven to be absolutely worthless with sparxie>1000 years of doomposting cast upon sparxierollersit's not my fault you rolled for the chink, calm down.
Shoulda pulled Rappa
>>559235398I want a hime-cut katana wielding Sparkle where she's being an ironic yamate nadeshiko, constantly breaking character and mocking people that like the trope, for the Edo planet.
>Sparxie stole all my pity and lost my 50-50, had to get her second round of pulls>Lost on her LC banner now too to HIMECONESparxie should just message me and tell me she HATES me at this point, it's over.>>559234881We all have.>>559235458This would cure me of my depression now.
>>559235736I'll wait for the plappa buff first
So Just so I understand, Elation characters are basically Tribbie on crack?
Sparxie has moved up an additional two slots in China, now number 11, still number 1 in JP
>>559235813Tribbie is not AV bricked, don't ever compare her to Aha slaves.
https://files.catbox.moe/gt4ciz.jpg
>>559235798>no ass>outsold constance, yao guang and sparxie
>>559235639Sparxie is the worthless one, non anniversary dps that's weaker than midei, kek.
>>559235813they're basically FUA on crack
>>559235896perfect bodyso glad she was designed the way she is
so, on sparxies turn do i always use up all her skill points every time? is there anything more to her than just spamming skill?
Swannie CUTE!
>>559235892Hysilens was #10 btw
>>559236030luminelick.gif
>>559230615Why would someone have all the break supports but not firefly?
>>559235458I prefer the pantyhose
Did Sparkle really just kill a random dude
>>559235910Sums it up pretty well. It plays like an ADHD version of the FuA chain reaction spam
>Got e5 Bailu'd>Now have to wait 21+28+21 days for a character to play Yao Guang withRuthless, I might be dead before then
>>559235892Cyrene was #1 btw
>>559236030This brat ruined me. And I would still lick.
>>559236194Stop they'll get angry again
>>559236001Pretty much, she is basically the teams dedicated SP dumper and presumably that role will stay even when she is used as a sub dps
Impregnating Sparkle's footpussy
>>559235009Stephen is so lucky
>>559236194We'll try to get a spending event at the same time as well a remembrance rerun next time anon
>>559236239we love pinks here
>people are mad that a sub-dps isn't raping the game's meta>people are mad that a chained off support isn't raping the game's meta>teams from pre 3.8 are still raping the game anywayspowercreep... bad...
>>559235898>he says, posting a character with a “black tier ass”
>>559235141We all did this...(seriously, she's so bad)
>>559230214Yuri commander, standing by.
not a problem for my np5 saber
>>559236507Me and my thread crush btw
Sparxie is Sampo?!
>>559236383Fat fuck was a mistake thougheverbeit
Do you have enough rolls for elation exodia?
>>559235141The only reason she's collecting dust is because you didn't follow your penis hard enough and E6 her.
What did we learn /hsr/? skipping the chink will fuck you over, now go pull her already you coping faggots.
>>559236383The hp is still going up but the characters aren't getting better.Hp inflation without powercreep is even worse than hp inflation with it.
>>559236550>A grown man pretending to be a girl on the internetMany such cases
>>559236380Many have stated similar things before.
>>559236507Me and Swannieanon
>>559235797Got Sparxie's cone on the 75/25..I really took all your luck..Her banners are up for three weeks so definitely plenty of time to gather jades.
>>559236585I need zero rolls to skip it so yeah
>>559236383>make minimal changes to my amphoreus team>throw sparxie and sparkle (from forever ago) in there>rape the game anywaysnothing ever matters
>>559236585Rolled Yao, skipping sparxie, saving until Evanasence then going all in.
>>55923622850% action advance isn't as good as 100%, and while her gimmick of skill point generation is useful, it's not that important outside few teams that specifically need it.Sparkle has lower floor of usability, but Sunday has higher ceiling.
>>559236585Only girls are allowed in exodia.
>>559235797Sparxie findom...
your meme is forced btway
There is no way Evanescia is elation right? That would mean two entire patches with nothing but Elation to roll for.
>>559235141>Saber and the bitch collects dust in my boxThe fate of being a waifu faggot. you don't HAVE to pull for brlcked units like her to show love, just fap to the fanart or something. What's the point of getting units you don't/can't use in the first place?
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>559236628It's okay let the retards roll on her re-runWe executive yao owners (at least e2s1) already won.>>559236734Don't go all in on Eva, roll e1s1 and save for 2nd elation support and elation sustain.(EMC is cope unit for non YAO owners)
>>559236628>ignored feixiao, lost nothing>ignored jing yuan even post-sunday, lost nothing>ignored lingsha, lost nothing>ignored jiaoqiu, lost nothingwhat are my incentives to roll chinks anymore
Ashveil/Sunday/Dante. Who's the fourth?
>>559236846There's a hunt in between
>>559236846You WILL buy into the new path
>>559236846>Phantasmoon games overseerWhat do you think?
>>559236585Yes. Also like 100 pulls as the rainy day fund.
>>559236846She is an elation scaling remembrance unit
>>559236585not rolling ugly glasses and bladee
>>559236846Are you being serious right now
Should Swannie fall, even a thousand times, my arms will be waiting to catch and bear her upSwannie LOVE!
>>559236818Pic related
chuwayo
>>559236846Yeah there's no way she's elation. Playable characters rarely ever have their path align with their lore path.
>>559236858excalibur is kino chudbeitly
SAVE FOR SILVER WOLFSPARXIE BRICK
>trying to drag sparxie owners down by telling them to waste rolls on yaoguangfor shame, /hsrg/. They're used on different teams.
>>559236585I might actually be able to get Blade now that I'm set on skipping Elation.
>>559236765Stelle is so cool...
>>559236846Isn't this good? You don't have to be hard locked into one elation team waiting for more options. Right from the get go you have>Sparxie main dps>Evanescence main dps>Silverwolf SP main dps Choose whichever one you like more and play.
>>559235892Firefly broke it btw
>>559236585I'm trying, I actually managed to get Sparxie in one pull so now it's save save save
>>559237139SKIPPING BOTHSKIPPING EVANESCIASKIPPING ELATION
>>559237069
>>559236765Futafly thinking about cumflating Caelus here btw
>>559236585They are going to reuse blade model and they will wonder why they are going to flop when they are basically selling a skin
But how ugly is heWho allowed this thing
saber isn't bad she just doesn't have any synergy with anyone besides sunday
>>559237139>and then it's revealed that SW wants Sparxie specifically
>>559236958They should release one remembrance character that uses the shilled mechanic of the planet each year.
>>559236846Why are you so against going for any Elation characters?
>>559237272I want to be Caelus so bad bros...
You need her
>>559236889Look man, RMC wasn't a cope for anything, it was the DE FACTO unit. I don't think EMC is cope at all, it will be and remain the defacto elation support for the majority of 4.X.I will save for a elation sustain tho.
Sparxie basically needs her LC right?
dick hard means rollsimple as
>>559236690I should have never taught you the method! Stole all of my luck completely, now I am mocked and beaten, defeated and humiliated, tried to plead and beg and gave it my all and got pranked and given nothing in return. Over 200 total pulls, gone. Her banner remaining up is cope, I will be pulling singles on an LC banner only...somehow it fits her character to defeat my streak though. >>559236786I feel like she findommed me hard, simped all I could and then gave me nothing in return!
>>559237357I don't think so, Sunny.
>>559237304>They are going to reuse blade model and they will wonder why they are going to flop when they are basically selling a skinBlade is a male character in a gacha game that isn't specifically targeting yumes or fujos, of course he will fucking flop.
>>559237318Any Saber main worth their salt knows Sunday isn't part of her best team.
>>559237357Evidence?>>559237309I did
>>559236897Shame on Lingsha. Shes one of the most overall comfy healers in the entire game. Can do good damage, lots of aoe, easy healing, reactive healing, supports break but a good sustain too. Wasnt until Hyacine that they managed to release another better sustain.
Do you listen to chinese music /hsrg/?
>>559237379Retard sister RMC is cope unit.Top e0s1 REM team doesn't use him.But you can keep coping, that's the future you chose.
>>559237501and her best team is...?
>>559237318Actually, everyone says that RMC is her best support now...
If the Aha Instant bullshit is locked to Elation characters, that means we're getting a 4 star Elation, right?
>>559237561>4-star elationyou mean EMC, right
>>559237501I genuinely don't know how you would make Saber work better without Sunday than with him. And thats why I didn't build Saber.
>>559237561Yeah your free elation trailblazer after he gets blessed by ahaWhether he is going to be shit or good that is another matter
am I the only one here who's not a big fan of Sparxie?
>>559237357What does she see in him?
>>559237561
>>559237548Cyrene was released in the second to last patch of the version. This will be next year btw. Who are you going to use an elation support until then? Unless you think they're going to powercreep EMC one patch after????
leveling traces is a psyop it doesnt matter
>>559237547hell no
>>559237561>that means we're getting a 4 star Elation, right?anon, even if we do get 4*s. The 4* will be so bad that even some random 5* would be better to use....
I breed her
>everyone doomposted yaoguangshe did fine>everyone doomposted sparxieshe's doing just finecan we get some actual fucking flops and bricks please
>>559237703Aglaea....
Me after 220 pulls for E0S1
>>559237740>can we get some actual fucking flops and bricks pleasewe just had 3.8 bro...
>>559237561>4 starWhat's that?
>>559237680Well I rolled Yao I already got one supportI'll just wait until they release premium support n.2Fuck EMC cope unit.
>>559237553Awfully pink
>>559237740Ashveil is coming next patch
>>559237740>>can we get some actual fucking flops and bricks pleaseRappa is going to flop for a second time I still love her though
e1 or s1 not sparkle?
>>559237561His name is Godlus
>>559237547no I can just find 5 seconds of a cat screaming on youtube and that's enough
>>559237740dont you worrychudveil is cumming
>>559237245Don't do this you'll make Silver Wolf (your gamer friend) sad
>>559237810Why are you so against EMC? Your acting like it's a paid unit or something. You'll get e6 for free.
>Elation>Elation>Hunt>Elation>Elation>Elation>aka 6 months of 7/9 of the paths in the game not getting anythingYup, that's an healthy release schedule, nothing wrong with that
>>559237561Itll be MC. Im sure itll be another support.
>>559237703aggy...
>>559237272I need futa cyrene...
>>559236858Would you believe me if I said this anon made me roll for Saber?I didn't keep up at all with HSR before I returned in 3.4 and I rolled Saber without knowing about her shitty dpshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/529966597/#529980773
>>559236762Meanwhile sparkle with 50% can 0cycle a lot of bosses in 2 cost teams while sunday with his 100% action advance cant
>>559237945paths only matter for acheron and herta anyway nowadays, they've lost their identities ages agoi guess for cones
>>559237561If they were, it would've been Yaoguang. It's insane that they didn't add her to the standard banner with how insular Elation is.EMC will also not be a unit that sells Elation on their own either, because in order to get the most from Elation you unironically need other Elations on the team. It's the same with RMC.
>>559237850HAIL DOT
Just because Ashveil isn't clearing AA king with 1 cost doesn't mean he still isn't Evernight tier for FUA.Stop doomposting.
>>559236585Those are the wrong exodia, I'm taking the prime one.
>>559237741>>559237957mothers don't breed their children, the correct term would be something like nursing them
Oh great forgot to save the image of TB and Yao Guang Looking Sad at Ashveil
>>559237975oooooooooof
>>559237838Its E2 or bust. Here Cone is borderline mandatory though. Not only is it very strong on its own, its basically worth a second support in terms of buffing an elation party.
>>559237997Sparkle and RMC are just #BUILTDIFFERENT
>>559237997>and while her gimmick of skill point generation is useful, it's not that important outside few teams that specifically need it.>archer
>>559237810>>559237936I understand him. I rolled for Sunday and it feels really bad when a character your spent jades on gets powercrept by a free unit
>cost
>>559237936Because it's cope unit for people that skipped yao.Why would I care about cope unit?I got yao, and will roll 2nd premium elation support nihilux.
>>559238001it does matter when the 8 others don't have Aha melting your brain with tiktok-tier overstimulation
>>559238034He might be evernight tier for FUA, but he lacks the Castorice/Hyacine/Cyrene tier teammates for FUA.
>>559237997Did Archer just become a monster when Sparkle got buffed to the moon or was he stealth buffed or what? Hes melting shit for me left and right, and I dont remember him being this scary when I originally pulled him.
>>559238162silver SEX
Is Ashveil going to grow hard? Or is he going to come home soft and limp?
>>559237997>1HP SparkleSunstainless global passive doesn't count
>>559238162
>>559237975my condolences....
>>559238290He's the Hunt what do you think?
>>559237648I think she's a downgrade from Sparkle, but Sparkle is a very high bar so Sparxie is still better than most characters.
>>559237931But I already skipped her original form since day one because she doesn't put out
>>559238331That's the result from lygus free ult hp burn mechanic bwo... it doesnt kill
>>559238207>character was already incredibly strong>character's BiS got giga-buffed>wtf bros Archer is stronger???
>>559238331>global passiveDOESN'T COUNT>verticalchadDOESN'T COUNT>daring to do anything more than horizontal coping in modern railDOESN'T COUNTwhy are people like this?
>>559238207Archer was surprisingly good on release, Archer/Sporgle/Cerydra/Fu easily 3 stars knights for me, now its just even easier.Kinda sucks for Seibah though, she's worse than a free character.
Chances EMC will get to wear the Aha mask from the Myriad Celestia instead of the meme racoon mask? Zero?
>>559238139Nah you rolled sparxie brick that's weaker than Midei, kek.Keep seething, yao was the correct move in 4.0.>>559237648Sparxie is a brick.
>>559238331unplayer detected
Therta novaflare when?
>>559238034He doesn't have E9 tier eidolons or the insane engine that is Hyacine and her coneIf I hadn't lost the 75/25 I could have gone for E2 Evernight....
>>559237417You can get her cone, it's only the first day! Well, on the bright side you've gotten to kiss and worship her feet for longer, right? That had to have been fun, to keep begging and keep being denied. It will for sure feel really really good when you do finally get her cone! I'm thinking of getting a headstart on gaining some favour with Silver Wife..
>>559238207he was already really good but sparkle novaflare was a big buff for him
>>559238486Because they would have to admit the way they play the game is worse even though this isn't a pvp game
Summon (not memoshite) DPS Robin will save Sunday and make him T0 again
>prydwen tierlist
>>559238553>this much effort to save face and slander sparxiekek
>>5592385615.X at the earliest. Doesn't need a novaflare, needs a new teammate
Anaxagoras novaflare when
>>559237975
>>559237309Take that back
>Get spooked by lady Fu 2 times>she is now E3Luckiest coinflip losses I've gotten so far, says she can now revive characters up to 70% hp if they manage to die, does this include herself?Could be handy for a surprise enemy AoE nuke or something if so.
>4.2 beta starts>you NEED yao and you NEED sparxie and you NEED their conesyour response?
>>559238454Don't know what is this list about but looks awful
>>559237648No. There's more faggots here than just you
Her stupid dance is growing on me bwos, I'm sorry.
At what point do we all just stop giving Hoyo money?This is me legitimately asking after recent events. It really feels like within the past year or so that Hoyoverse flipped a switch internally and I do not like the direction they’ve headed as a company.Natlan (and to a slightly lesser extent Nod Krai), the entire path of Remembrance, the entirety of ZZZ…it really feels like Hoyo has gone from a company that at least pretended to be for everyone to enjoy…to the same “my waifu” glazing, poorly disguised Master Love fetish slop of the gachas that came before it.Whatever the case, this all seems to be intentional. If you don’t particularly like or wish to pull for the protagonist-centered one-dimensional waifu of the month (or their tailor made team)? Congratulations! You now have to work twice as hard to clear content with the characters you DO enjoy.If you still enjoy their games, I’m glad you do…I wish I had the same level of enjoyment with them I had in the past, but I can’t help but feel it’s going to get a lot worse before it gets any better (if it ever does).
>>559238705Later 5.X at the earliest, just got Cyrene>>559238738Yes, she can revive herself.
>>559238739Pet my 15 cost remembrance slop and smile.
>>559238739>your response?pulling for remembrance eidolons
>>559238739We never needed Yao.And we never will.She's Sunday.
>>559238553>firefly being on watch-statuskek
>>559238828Downvoted
>>559238739we all laugh at yao skippers then
>>559238645It's just objective realtiyEva team was already leaked and it didn't have no sparxie brick in it.EMC will be replaced by 2nd elation premium support so will huohuo with premium elation sustain.Rem. exodia doesn't have rmc in it.
>>559238914uh oh
>>559238902the novaflare will fix everything...
I have almost 1000 extra attack over the 3600 cap needed for her talent.Should I drop the ATK% rope for energy regen instead?
>>559238739Peace of mind.
>>559236015What's your agenda?
The gang's all here and also Sampo
>>559238987FVARK
>>559238914>don't care about evanescia>can instead roll the hebelation teamcool
>>559238739Investing more in DoT/Rem/Break.
SUPERBRICK IS FUCKING SHITALWAYS WASALWAYS WILL BE
>>559238902so even the new shilled briACK unit wasn't enough and briACK users got rugged pulled again? It's over for firekek....
>>559236015
>>559238839>Yes, she can revive herself.Awesome.Lady Fu is amazing.
>>559239042Absolutely based
>>559238902Ive been using firefly since she came out. I really dont get why people pretend shes weak. Shes a swiss army knife for every fight with her weakness implant and Dahlia just gives her even longer legs. A lot of carries fell to worthless but firefly was never one of them.
>>559238739Skip elation and keep rolling hyacine and castorice and cyrene cons
>>559239086She is!
What if I just... ignore the meta?
SEAkle flopped and slopped AGAIN KEK
>>559238593I think that's going to end up awakening in me a fetish I didn't exactly plan on! Kissing her feet, worshiping every day, basically being a loyal fan and getting a near daily pull only to get nothing but an instruction to keep on giving her my attention...this could get bad over time!But that is the thing too, I planned to get Silver Wife as well! This may heavily reduce the pulls I could get for her, always loved Silver Wife and Sparkle as my two favs so I can't just not worship her neither! You need to get started though, pampering her feet and rubbing them and worshiping during her long gaming sessions every night!
>>559239109But muh contrarian agenda?
>>559238991We need more cute cat boys shaking their hips.>>559239076My bird son.
>>559238969yes thats what i did, now im sitting at a little over 3.6k and you seem to have better subs than me cause im running atk boots
>>559239129Bricked
>>559238914I just dont get anyone that actually uses hoho. I feel any other character is better in the slot. Shes a terrible sustain and a middling support.
>>559238914>EvaLmao.SW is the premium elation team.Faggots lost, straightGODs won.
>>559239129god forbid, people here will call you A BRICK
>>559239109Because they literally had to reduce the HP of all endgame modes to shill firefly and dahlia
>>559239129then enjoy story mode, if you even care about that in the first place.
got memed into rolling this. what do I do now? I think im not even going to level her yet and hope that she becomes useful for a good character later...
I'm horny again...
>>559238914I'm confused about your logic here. Why exactly does Evanescia not having Sparkle+ on her team mean that Sparkle+ isn't the Elation main push team?The main push team is Elation Silver Wolf. And we don't know anything about that yet.
>>559239260Hey she's really pretty
Why do you think Evanescia got downgraded from anniversary main push?If Phainon is anything to go by, compared to Castorice he's a brick. It's clear which of the elation teams will get more shilled.
>>559239234People that rolled for her when she came out, obv. it's just place holder until they make elation sustain.
>>559239217Do you actually notice the ERR? Does she get an extra burst per rotation?
>>559239129if I use my favorites in the endgame then /hsrg/ will call me mean names
>>559239324that's not something that I can say about my useless Acheron...
>>559239279good on you
>>559239129Then you play CW
>>559239194SILVER WOLF FEET IN MY MOUTH!
>>559239383Cant have a """japanese""" character being the main focus of the anniversary
>>559239383>Why do you think Evanescia got downgraded from anniversary main push?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025%E2%80%932026_China%E2%80%93Japan_diplomatic_crisis
>>559239279stroke it to sparkle
>>559239246wut
>>559239462CW is more fun than AA anyway
>>559239383>Why do you think Evanescia got downgraded from anniversary main push?Because they likely had to either remove or rework a lot of the content for her update.
>>559239260>yaoguangthen just save for the big pink in 4.2
>got not sparkle and her lc in only 60 pullswtf.maybe I should e2 her after all....
>>559239383To be fair, I see Phainon premium teams also do the stuff I do with Castorice, if just slightly worse.So if anything both teams will likely end up good enough, it's just that the SW team has hotter chicks than the Eva one.
>>559239524That's not a high bar
>>559239279
>>559239383I don't think she was ever intended to be. Leakers just assumed that initially, because none of them thought that old character can be upgraded to main push.
>>559239383>Why do you think Evanescia got downgraded from anniversary main push?She never was the main push. What are you talking about?It was originally the Yea Miko expy.
I am happy for people that like Yaoguang and have her.I am happy for people that like Sparxie and have her.I am disappointed in people that rolled both, for they could've put their resources into one of the two, making them even better.
>>559239423i didnt really pay attention to it, i just went and nuked the sparxiecon boss...
>>559239469Careful anon, during long sessions they may remain there for hours! May get a lot of kicks and prods too while she is concentrating.
Remove the pink worm from his team
>>559239423if I'm hitting my ATK threshold anyways does it really matter
Are there any important speed break points for Sparkle Pro Max+? 142 with speed boots feels really low.
After we win the tournament in Planarcadia
>hit enemy>drop to 1 hp I'm going to lose my run because of this
>>559239857swap these and it's true
>>559239696i have never heard any leaks about a yae miko expyyae from hi3 expy yes
>>559239865Her skill and burst damage still scale with ATK.
>>559239901She wants attack boots lil bro
>>559239696Evanescia is the Yae expy you retarded imbecile
>>559239857>/hsrg/ discussing asses>/hsrg/ discussing tits thighs and feet
>>559239901She doesn't really care for speed.
I don't care about the Trailblazer anymore. I just want to follow the rivalry between Sparkle and Sparxie from here on out.
>>559239194When does she release again? It isn't right after Sparxie's banner is it? I'd spent hours rubbing and worshipping her feet under her desk, no need to do anything else! Begging her to come home while she blows her bubblegum, queues, and starts to scroll on her phone, completely ignoring me!
>>559239901you don't need speed
>>559240137she wants 134 speed if you're doing the 200spd yao meme (and probably when we get a 3rd elation)
>>559239857You need to edit this and third image of autistic brown retard screaming from about black tier asses.
>>559239939I'm using my Aha wish to delete everyones memories of amphoreus and "as I've written" from the cosmos.
>>559240197>200 speed yao memeyikes
>>559240070>>559240137>>559240173I already have way, way too much attack in combat.And doesn't more speed on her make Aha act faster?
feetfags are on the same level as scat and gore
>>559239964Your dan heng?
>>559240278I agree, and I like all of those.
>>559240278We love feet here
>>559240278We love guro here
>>559240083Both woumd be the bottom
>>559240197Sparxie doesn't want Yao either.
>>559239964this is the debuff that allows bloodflame to actually work
>>559239964Should've reset this one
Goodnight, /hsrg/Good luck to everyone pulling for Sparxie! Sweet dreams, stay safe <3
>>559240386Why?Also, better question. If Yao isn't important, why is her banner 45 days long?
>>559240278i would pay to eat sparkle's shitbejitabro btw
>>559240383>he doesn't know
>>559239939Good ending
>>559240478goodnight anon
Still one week until 4.2 leaksfk
>>559240386she does as main dps, rolling yao is her biggest upgrade compared to eidolons/cone
>>559240252You monster
Goo goo ga ga will save HSR.
>>5592401684.2, anniversary! Next patch is a save patch, but it is also 1 week shorter than usual so...there really isn't much time. More luck and blessings are required, especially for me considering I may be wasting pulls on LC now too. You got to let yourself lock in, even concerning yourself only with your face flushed against her feet where they are the only thing you can see and handing her your phone so she can pull for you. Dumping all of your savings, making you perform set numbers of licks as if to complete a level for another pull, and when you're done you have to give constant rubs to help her focus on matches and get stomped when she loses!
Controversial opinion: All girls should have fat needy dicks instead of pussies. They should always be bigger than men. And they should all be entitled to a government mandated boywife.
space Japan feels so different, in a positive way, from Amphoreus if you would tell me they completely switched dev teams I would believe it
I'm scared to roll for Cerydra now since so many people are saying she's a brick and not worth it. I do want to keep using Phainon though.
>>559240512gokubro falseflagging as bejitabro btw
I'm using my minute as an Aeon to make Aetherium Wars 2
>>559240624cheer-up sex with mem!
>>559240478gn swanbro
>>559240659>Raiden image>Good postWoah
>>559240659
>>559240478Night Swannie bro.>stay safe <3Same to you.
>>559240659not sure that counts as a controversial opinion in /hsrg/
>>559240687I'm using mine to have sex with Sparkle, not sure what I'd do with the leftover 55 seconds though.
>>559240630???https://files.catbox.moe/l1ni5g.png
>>559240659>retarded troon literally wants the human race to go extinct
>>559240684>I do want to keep using Phainon though.What are you talking about? Cerydra isn't a brick for him and Anaxa
>>559240684I'm using Cerydra perfectly fine for endgame and I don't have Phainon or Anaxa.She's fine.Only dissapointment is that she doesn't let Sparxie use her skill for free like on other characters.
Holy shit I did it
>>559240906I've seen posts saying that Cyrene E2 is better or Robin E1 is equivalent.
Manifesting 4.2 banners
>>559240970nice one bwo
>>559240684
>>559240970Wait...do you get a platinum profile decoration for 0 cycling it?
>>559241083Not a skill based damage dealer.
>>559241038>Seele / FF novas>not on Banner?
>>559241106nyes, you get one from 0 cycling the normal difficulty or clearing the hardmode
>>559241083insane firefly sneak
>>559240271Yao scales with speed, so this isn't bad to do in general, even if you don't quite hit 200.And Sparxie doesn't need enough ATK to warrant ATK boots, so having some speed is good.Also eventually you'll not use Sparkle anymore for her, so by then you need some speed anyways.
>>559241083Sparxie is a Basic ATK based DMG dealer
>>559241218Huh, never knew.Guess I have an actual reason to tryhard this shit now.
>>559240667I saw this post on /gig/
>>559241050Thanks brow>>559241106Yeah bro.
>Sparxie>Super SilverSo who is the rest of the hebe elation exodia?
>>559241458You didn't beat anything
>>559241520YunliHook
>>559241083cold take: prydwen has surpassed the point of being a memelist and is just straight unusable
>>559241458You beat it as god intended
>>559241576wheres your arlan clear bro
>>559240642Kissing her soles and begging her to roll on your account for extra luck! Being her footrest and feeling her shift and rub her feet together on your back! Kissing all 10 of her toes for every 10 pull you want her to make!
>>559241520There won't be more hebes after that.Every year we get like 2.Last year was Hyacine and Cerydra.2 years ago Sparkle and Yunli.
why are people so offended when people use Mono Remebrance to clear stuff?, is it jealousy?, do they regret skipping them?
>>559241695>Arlan out of nowhere rent free
>>559241614Using all of Aha's wishpower to save Mem
>>559241631Nuclear bomb of truth: There's no point to have a character tierlist in Cookie Cutter Rail
>>559241631I'd always say that the point of their tier list is to give new players a guiding hand, but even for that it's useless, as a new player should definitely not bother with dot or remembrance right now... no matter if it's "good" or "bad".
>>559241813people should use whatever they want to clear!
>>559241772What about this girl
>>559241813That's a pretty accurate assessment.
>>559241816ok then, where's your sushang clear
Damn... I REALLY want cyrene e2
>>559241631What're you going to do about it? Follow guides on game8?
That was such a stupid easy 0 cycle.E0S1 Sparxie, E0S1 Yao.The elation shilling buffs are so over powered.
guys lets get some ws in the chat for sparxie ill startW sparxie
>>559241993You sure do.
>>559241631A "tier list" doesn't work in a game where characters don't play solo in a vacuumYou'd need to tier list entire team comps, not singular characters
Good morning chat.
>>559242050Watch leaker footage and come to my own conclusions about the strength of characters. Like so>PAHAHAH CYRENE MORE T5RENE IF YOU LAUGH IRONTOMB ACTUALIZES 33550336 CYCLES TO ULT FIRST EVER T5 SUPPORT E2 BAIT JUST USE TRIGOD INSTEAD
>>559242050you are unironically better off basing your entire meta perception off of nu-tuopamif shitposts on /hsrg/
>>559242132*tier 3 sub*
>tried to watch Sporgle trailer>Brain rot cancerDo people actually like this? I couldn't even see wtf was happeningNot even the Burnice trailer was this cancerous
>>>559242158I was originally going to rice so I can have all the remembrance characters but... I can't do it in faith and want to just reney her e2
>>559241631The tier lists are a meme, prydwen is just useful to see recommended relics
>>559242132pogchamp
>>559242397We all agreed trailers like Phainon's or Cyrene's are more appealing yesterday
>>559241752Every 4 star drop you have to give her toes a lick! When a 5 star comes during a 10 pull, she will put the phone down on to the floor by you and tap it with her toes to show each individual pull, having to kiss them while staring at your phone for her to proceed! Getting smothered when you lose the 50/50 and her blaming it all on you, forcing you to apologize for ruining her perfect score and gamer rep while gagged and sniffing!
>>559242397Black tier asses weren't the only thing we inherited from zzz, we also inherited their brainrot zoomer trailers
>>559242302>leaker footageUnreliable imho. I wait until the character is out to watch showcases.
>>559242132WW Sparxie won
>>559242430Follow your heart.
If I’m an elation skipper is it over for me
>>559230817ANTI NTR:Poland 100% (3/3)Russia 100% (1/1)Cyprus 100% (1/1)Spain 100% (1/1)Brazil 100% (1/1)Indonesia 100% (1/1)United States of America 82% (9/11)France 75% (3/4)ANTI SALES:Ukraine 100% (1/1)Hungary 100% (1/1)Sweden 100% (1/1)Greece 100% (1/1)ANTI ERP:The Netherlands 100% (1/1)Belgium 100% (1/1)Israel 100% (1/1)Italy 100% (1/1)Pakistan 100% (1/1)Vietnam 100% (1/1)Venezuela 100% (1/1)50/50s:Germany (1 NTR vs 1 Sales)Peru (1 NTR vs 1 ERP)United Kingdom (1 ERP vs 1 Sales)Chile (1 NTR vs 1 ERP)Finland (1 ERP vs 1 Sales)
>>559242489Kill yourself subhuman.
I have no idea how I got 3 Aha Instants in a row but the last one did 6.5m with E0S1 Sparxie and Yao and E6 Sparkle.
>>559242397condolences about your uptight and self-righteous personality.
>>559242397Why do you care? You boomers are going to be dead in a year anyway. You should be worried more about your pension or making sure you have life insurance saved for your children.
>>559242302You joke but that's what I did and got her for her Aglaea>Look at all the showcase vids>Even took a look at the comments>All of the comments were just people seething at the showcase tester, calling Cyrene fraudulent and saying she wasn't an upgrade >Wound up kicking Sunday's bum ass out of the teamI don't get why Cyrene in particular had this much gaslighting. The closest thing the game had was year 1 when people got angry at calc fags for saying blade's damage was shit (which was correct)
>>559242667>United States of America 82% (9/11)Funnyroo
anti foot kun is fucking losing it
>>559242667>Cyprus 100% (1/1)swanniesister...
i get the appeal of feet
Wake me up when 4.2 is here
>>559242667This general is just various European countries calling each other SEApags…
>>559242489I came
>>559239194>>559239469>>559240168>>559240642>>559241752>>559242910Kill yourselves subhumans.
juice melty...
>>559242663theres no reason to use anything besides elation and monorem for the next year so ye
>>559240278not quite. its in the territory where it's more confusion inducing than it is disgusting and freud says its caused by a malformed imprinting in their childhood so yeah its reserved for freaks exclusively.
>anti foot tranny losing xer mind againKWAB
>>559242674Boss Sparxie triggers Aha Instants at specific points. This is in particular funny with Sparxie e2, where each of them gives you an extra turn (and obviously big dick damage). Led to my currency wars run to basically never progress in AV, because each Sparxie damage would push forward Sparxie boss' script and trigger her Aha's, which in turn meant more Sparxie turns. The giga punchline nuke never came.
nyo content ded gaem!
Fuut general
>>559242397I'm not rolling for sporgle alt on principle. They just took sparkle and turned her hair white and made her a furina clone in terms of girlfailuring. Absolutely butchered her. Doesn't look good for Silverwolf alt at this point.
>all this feet posting>not a single YunliCome on, at least post THE footfag character
I really like high heels
>>559242731Kek zoomers are the ones more notably for killing themselves cause of some made up depression or some shit and won't work anyway so are also broke as hellGet out of mommy basement first leech
*SMACK*
>>559242489Sniffing the insoles of her boots while she props her feet up on your back! Apologizing for not winning the 50/50 by kissing her feet even more and praising her gaming ability! Begging to use her supports and giving her credits! Silver Wife annoyingly stuffing your mouth with her worn socks and covering your face with her soles!
>>559243215yunli is permanently tainted
>>559243287Missing something>>559243309Would look better with other colours...
>>559243129Post your In the Nick of Time / Predator achievement clears. If not, then get back to the mines
Do we know the exodia team yet?
>>559243332true, yunli is now the trans icon
Don't mind me, just posting my Cassiewife
>>559242667>United States of America >9/11
>>559243463Hair too pink
>>559243441Huohuo still exists
I lost both 50/50 on Sparxie and her LC and spent like 250 pulls in total for E0S0Fuck that bullshirt, I'm not gonna spend anymore
>>559243367
>>559243250Unc malding kek
>>559240990cyrene e2 is better than sunday, before that, she's worse than him.
>>559243215I feed Yunli her snacksShe feeds me her feetIt's that easy
>>>/bant/24079063
>roll for Sparxie>She's a gigabrick if you don't roll the chink
This thread has been sanctified by feet now.>>559242672Sparxie already did that to me with the god awful rolls. I am dead inside, nothing left to kill.>>559242910Right? Nothing wrong with feet, and they are plenty cute and nice to focus on and enjoy! >>559242950Based anon, though if you did that to her you probably would have to clean it up since neither of you are leaving until the 8 hour raid is over.>>559243304Playing games together with trading, forcing you to take uneven trades in exchange for kissing her feet! Being too lazy to use the laundry and cycling her used socks with your mouth as a washer-dryer! Accepting her boot-tread imprints on your cheeks to mark you as celebration for marking leaderboards with ne high-scores!
>>559243517It rubbed off on her
>>559243332Grim
Holy fucking shit, I am going to fucking scream.I have gone through 6000 relic fragments and I haven't seen a SINGLE double crit. Not fucking ONE.
>>559242667ERPfags and NTRfags are the same people
>>559242667>Poland 100% (3/3)
>>559243413ded gaem nyo content
>>559243649kek the bta schizo really makes a lot of people mad by spamming such harmless shitposts
How good of a watch is Enterprise (the show)? I've only seen trek OG trek, TNG and DS9. I didn't like voyager
>>559242667>Pakistan 100% (1/1)>we have unironic jeets here
>>559243601>No uI accept you concession as the kids sayGo do something productive instead of leeching from your parents until they die
>>559243681you should probably level the single crit + atk ones in case you get 4-5 rolls into crit
>>559243653only for 50 days
>>559243853>racism
I think feet
>>559243894That's almost 2 months
>>559243751but Yuria said that he doesn't like NTR...
>>559243824Comfier than Voyager if I remember correctly
>>559243806Fair enough, I concede
>>559243887About that.
>>559243751WrongI hate BBC and NTR garbage
>>559243950>Bench warmer for 2 monthsright....
>>559243649I've made my post
Of course the Israeli here doesn’t mind NTR and Salesposting.
>>559244032does xhe know...
I hate this game so fucking much.
Lots of nice Evanescia art on my TL, shame she doesn't have dedicated posters here
>>559244250when did Yuria lie?
Acheron smells...
Shared senses doujin of Sparkle and Sparxie doko
>>559244091You're a fofo cuck, that automatically makes you BBC ntr addict cucky
>>559244320
What the fuck?You can't do custom relics for heads and hands?
>>559243657Spending hours worshipping her feet and getting hungry so you beg for some of her snacks and she feeds you using her foot! Painting her toenails with the brush in your mouth! Blowing on her wet toenails so they dry faster! Begging to kiss her freshly painted toes!
>>559244423don't project your fetishes onto me freak
>>559244476Game saving you from bricking yourself
I'm tired of pink. Hyacinth was already perfect anyways.
>>559244516You are trans
Imagine loving a girl with a wolf plugged up her ass 24/7
Uh oh! Unc throwing a hissy fit because he didn’t get the jokes!
>>559243653works on my machine
>>559243940We're ALL thinking feet are the best right now.>>559244514Silver Wife being too lazy to take a bath, getting a basin to wash her feet! Having the foot bath become your source of water to hydrate with during the all-nighter gaming session! Turning your toenail painting into a time trial to gamify it, new records reward you with kissing her freshly painted toenails for longer spans of time, punishments forcing you to deodorize her boot while letting her nails dry and resting her feet on the back of your head to force you to stay put!
>>559244596ok and?
>>559244408This and then sex with the boss form
da new thread?
>>559244320I'd post more but she's not on my TL
>>559243824Looking back, it was pretty goodFor me - TNG > Wrath of Khan > First Contact > Enterprise > Star Trek 2009 > Voyager
>>559244923>>559244923>>559244923
>>559243681yeah that sucks, but I can't decide if I should keep my ERR for E2 Sparxie or just run an ATK Rope...tough decisions!
>>559243653Yao guang is fucking hot and shes voiced by hanakana you are literally GAY if you skip
>>559244320Sorry I'm not into donkeys
>>559243681i went through 100 fuels and i didnt get many either, like 4 per armor piece at most
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