Previous: >>559216140>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Rickey!
Post ugly derby
Digitan LOVE
If you run Taiki, you didn't win
>>559231339https://uma.guide/support-cards/training-simulator
Turbo when?
>>559231509Rebricked is recruiting 2 members. 20m quota and don't flatline.
>>559231653>urara in the top 3If you run Urara, you didn't win
>>559231695ty
>>559231653>Run the most popular uma>Run 2 less popular onesBalances out to sovl team. Checkmate.
>>559231695buy an ad
>>559231812
>>559231638
*gasses out*
>>559231990musume pretty
>>559231928
>don't want to do more dirtshit runs>updating TT is pointless because of mant>making parents is pointless because of mantim not doing bitch ass fan runs for danchode, the fuck else am I supposed to do for another week
>>559231990>>559232080
>>5592316982nd anni Close to irl Xmas.
>EVERYTHING BAD MUST BE BRICKEDRetard
wtf is this shit mood I used a parfait and still lost fuck this game
>>559231763sovl
I woke up today and my shirt was branded with the Sega label..
>>559232102simply grind ignited spirit PWR/WIT sparks bwo
Mambobros, your response?
I love Rice
>>559232102Just update TT, it doesn't take long. If you don't update now you'll quickly get bumped down to class 5 once all the class 6 people begin grinding MANTBlazer.
>>559232102i spam unowned race fatigue/rec events/card events to fill up the archive
>>559232230NTA but how the fuck do those things even fucking work and what makes which show up??
>>559232186The great depression
>>559232186>A2Lol, Lmao
>>559231850I did this for the first mile CM. My taiki had the same win rate as my rice shower. Both were so dominant that I couldn't make a third Uma that could ever beat them. Both had about a 40% win rate.In the end Taiki took the win but it was a coin flip as to which one was gonna do the work.
Good evening
>>559232129the others look normal but Suzuka is naked without her green ears
>>559232327said the /b/tard>nuh uh I'm super mega S tierOINK OINK OINK OINK>>559232314*smooch*
>>559232129I still don't know why they feel the need to remove hair highlight
>>559232404Does /b/ even have clubs? I know /vt/ has one.
>>559232290Press power/wit the most during unity trainings.Explode 10 blue bubbles before Japan Cup, Senior year. Buy the gold. Make a parent with that.Ignited PWR is a late accel, insanely good. Ignited WIT is front cuckerty.
>>559232327Don't be mean to the newcutie
>>559232418part of the ear model, maybe, also its funnier to have nothing left but the base hair+head
That was fun but it's probably shitposting hours nowGoodnight
>>559232327what's the point of getting a higher rank if I'll get raped by an S+ only team
JP derby lost with 300 stam 299 guts. I think ill go up to 310 guts floor (n=3)
>>559232581Your carats?
>>559232447SIX SEVEN
>>5592326455kArdan drained me
if purple bursts count toward ignited spirit skills then it's probably stupid to grind them before buffed unity (possibly 1.5 anni)
>>559232463Why does /vt/ have one, aren't they too busy orbiting their e-whores to play properly
Good enough to get to A finals? I can't get Mile S...
>>559232581you're not even strong enough to get matched with S torena you little baby
>hated Gold City from the pics people uploaded>got spooked by her>watch story and play her career>start liking her nowI get it now
>>559233042You're a masochist
>>559231653I don't have Taiki
comfy?
>>559232845Idk, I just know they have one. I think /a/ has one or two too but I can't confirm it
Uma for this feel?
>>559232860yes
>>559231990I MISS HER
Boomer for this feel?
>>559233374Aston Machan
>>559233374this one
>>559233319Mumei a fucking shit.
>not one SSR chain finished>no rainbows ever>failed 2 of the only good rainbows in a row in senior summer>lost 4 of the many optional G1s i ran due to historic rainbow drought>lost unity final>ended on A rank, not even 11k when im getting at minimum 13k every other runsurely this next one will be S rank right...?
>>559233374Obama
>>559232129I like how Nice Nature still looks fine
>>559233563meat slop artist
>>559233220>swimsuit>thighhighsthis is retarded and that makes it hot
>>559233563Moar and sauce?
Taiki Shuttle is about to interrupt her training to go and tackle Doto, do you stop her or do you allow it to happen?
I have 2lb FineMo, 1lb Creek and 3lb Kitasan. I got 1 crystal. Who should I use it on?
this time i'm really gonna do it
>>559233746Kitasan
>>559233669That, and I'm also a fan of the thigh gap
>>559233220None, because umas are retarded and only want you for your bodyAir Groove as Hibiki
i had a dream about irl nice naturei asked her out and she said no
>>559233746Finemo to finally use herUnless you want to pull on her banner, if you get lucky there, Kita
>>559233669>and that makes it hotThis guy gets it>>559233821>Air Groove as HibikiUghhhhhhhhhhh....>None, because umas are retardedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
>>559232186parfaits are known to be the biggest gaslight in this game, anonalmost none of my highest scores have been runs where i used parfait, i tend to do worse when i use it
>>559233746What happened to your other crystal?
>>559233042Can't imagine hating an uma, they're all made to be loved
>>559233947she would do this
>>5592337461st anni selector on Kita. Save the crystal until you get either of the other one to a higher LB.
>>559233675hermityy
>>559232186using a parfait makes your opponent's mood max out too. it's a gamble.
pornography has breached our defenses
>>559233746Kitasan, you need to mlb her asap what are you doing.
>>559234124i don't believe you
>>559234124
>>559234052
>>559231509very good op
>>559234124@umagrok is this true
>>559233563Her rear just looks like ham
>>559234052Holy...
>>559233746don'tuse free and paid selectors to get finemo to MLB, sit on 3LB kitasan because the only difference is specialty priority and you can work around that with whistles in MANT
Super Creek is super cute.
>>559234013Except Air Groove
>>559234330>paidpige
When will a kind anon generate good sloppa for us to goon to
>>559231653im running ryan, geisha gold city, and ryan
Why are you people falling for the fine motion gaslight
>>559234420good team
GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHTDOES SMART FALCON NEED TURF A IN CM10 (AQUARIUS CUP) OR NOT
>>559234350Yes
>>559234491Yes
>>559234401>good sloppa?????
>>559234491no its a dirt race
>>559234420>>559234474fuck i meant to say digitan, geisha gold city and ryanryan on my mind
>>559234491Retard
>>559234554she's so fat...
>>559234578I think you were right the first time
>>559234491yes because turf has more fans and she's an umadol hoeeeeh
>>559234491Nyes
ok I'm at a blank on what to run, I only got a Late Oguri with S dirtI can build Taiki, Condor, and NY Haru
>>559234350I say this.
>>559234615
>>559234615me as the bottom
(tanned) boysex
>>559234615Yes
>>559234350kuriiku
>>559234491Why ask when you can find out by running the track in game with a Turflet Falco?
>bwos please who do i run??????????there are like 6 total umas who can even run on this CM how are you people struggling with this
Does anyone draw good uma porn other than Hahakigi
imagine the sexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njI_0C9-toc
>>559234807>chansforming nonbeliever
>>559234124I started this gaslight, I'm so glad it is being repeated
have sex with boys
call the sparkbrian is so comfy to play in ura, she's like maruzensky in unity
>>559234615Super Breed
>>559234491You want it to be at least C so she can race for skill points
>>559234807Please run this uma for this CM
>>559234851that's a juvenile you sick fuck
>>559234554Sloppa is good.
>>559234401This is the best thing I've made, though I gave up on it partway through because the AI was too slippery to continue wrestling with, dunno if you've seen it alreadyhttps://files.catbox.moe/rcq42k.mp4
>>5592349182 stam 2 pace
Well what did you get, /uma/?
>>559234890you're neb?
>>559234851my silly and adorable wife agnes is so perfect
>>559234832asdkd123hermityykokoa ninnikumahirudushpoopysasapolitonaweikumiyabeyou're welcome anon
>12 terrible runs in a row
post more umaporn
>>559235016close, but it was a very sad spark>>559235057tachyon........
>>559233947my daughter nice nature would do this
>>559235112her name is tachyes not agnital
>>559235057condom pasta
>>559234851I bet she records her sex sessions
>>559235117Thanks, I dedicate my nut to you.
>>559235057grass
>>559235117I'm so out of it that I thought you were doxxing club members for no reason
>>559235057UOOOOOOHHHH DAHBY
Got back from the theatre after seeing her movie and decided to do a Tachyon run, it was fate
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>559235057I already got Ardan in a single roll, not like I care
>>559235326same. fuck this
>>559233746Roll the spark you've been saving for the Finemo banner to get her to MLB, use the free selector on Kita to MLB her.Then use the the paid selector, and the crystal on Creek. Along with the Creek spook you'll get, you'll have all 3 at MLB
>>559235057
>>559235304Adoribus AstronautsVicente V.終わりだAnimousHook
A Big Thank You to all Jiggers who participated in rescuing the Princess last thread despite technical difficulties.
>>559235057Scarlet
>>559235491Mambros...
>>559235491nyo........
>>559235057It's because I'm a FAITHFUL player and CyGames rewards their most faithful players
>>559235057tachyon
>>559235615EXPLODE
>>559235491Wtf why'd you leave me out
>>559232129Without ears they all have disturbingly round head-profiles.
>>559235756there's plenty of ahoges though
>>559234970I'm trying...
>>559235057Wait, it's only for the lame ass Ardan banner?
>>559235057The funny luck gremlin
> All this chocolate> Halved TP eventThe hell am I to do with these
>>559235057WTF I almost missed this, there's no checkmark on this
>>559235865It's spiked isn't it
>>559235918become the avrg teio-fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DewPHLXrr3A
>>559232395It's the deCafe sheep. My nemesis.
The February Steaks is up.
>>559235491Mambo's Six Kings have the strength to weather this assault, evildoer. You're 100 years too early to challenge us.
>>559236050I fucking hate Goldship
>>559232129Do you think all umamusume intentionally style their hair to hide the fact that they don't have human ears, or do you think some of them just don't give a shit and freely show off the sides of their heads?
>>559235491Stop it...
>>559236089>february stakes>in march
>>559232129teio looks completely normal lmao its almost jarring
>>559235057>>559235975same what the fuckI only got Bakushin tho...
>>559235918anon. you're not supposed to spend the chocolate from your favorite umaitll brick your account
>>559232129Why are chinks like this? Why are they so scared of uma ears
sexitan
thanks for the fuku cyjews
>>559236107can your bwos in autis/uma/ have their own 4 kings...
>>559235491yamero
>tfw no one doxxes meits not fair bros
>>559235057ONE TICKETONE FUCKING TICKETONEFUCKINGTICKETCYGENEROUS WOOOO->tickezoI'm gonna kill myself
>>559236465No one actually cares about Autis/uma/
>>559236247Bro, what are you talking about, it's still February, I know this because today's Valentines day
>>559234554what's wrong with her?
>>559231509Ugh I got a succubus dupe. I got so many missing umas though.
>>559236409true
>>559236626She's shy.
>>559236168she isnt fully hiding them
>>559236472NOOOOOOOOOOOO DOTO WOULDN'T DO THIS
>>559236472Good thing I'm not in this
>>559236465Every club has its own Four Kings, the dancho's top guys who stand as an inspiration for their lovable kouhais. You don't need our permission, all you need is the determination and hot blood to stand as an example for your dacchis.
>>559236576>tfw doxxed but no one will ever know
>>559236592i care about my umadacchis...
>>559236472AAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>559236664Slightly flabby Digitan...This is good Digitan...
>>559235983with love!!love nectar!!
>>559235983with her feelings for me
>>559236472I thought Dotoposters were supposed to be evil?
>>559236626nothing. i saw a chance to use the one reaction gif/img i have of this cutie patootie
>>559236472Doto would post this.
AIIIIIEEE DANCHOU THE RULES
>>559236472Why is /uma/ club doing this?
>>559236472Rebrickedbros...
>>559236898same desu
>>559236472BRICKEDGAWDS
>>559234948very good
>>559236945he will play tomorrow!
>>559236472
>>559236945Do you know how little your image narrows it downThat's probably every club right now except for some A+ club and /uma/ club
>>559236991oyakodon
>>559236472thank god its not my club
>>559236991I'm feeling deeply pandered to right now.
>>559236013
>>559236991my oyakodon queen
>>559236472NOOOOOO YOU CANT HECKIN POST THESE NAMES LIKE WE DONT ALREADY ALL HAVE THIS INFORMATION AT OUR FINGERTIPS WHENEVER WE COULD WANT IT NOOOOOO ITS AGAINST OUR 4TRANS CODE OF CONDUCT
>>559234851
>>559236472Thats fucked
remember that the clubshitters that bring drama dont even play the game or are probably from bricked/spoiler]
>>559237056I knew what club it was immediately
>>559236991Oyakodon
>>559232129Normal Week weirds me out the most
>>559237185>bricked/spoiler]
>>559237056i never know for sure but i always assume its just the demented tickezo poster screeching about mambo
Odds I pull all my tix on ArdanEvens I save them for someone I actually like
>>559237171>Dotoposters are lawless and malicious folk that don't respect /uma/ culture Who would've guessed.
>>559236472heh, good thing I'm in AlmondLove and not mambo.
>>559235057fuck this horseWhy don't they just remove her from the game? No one likes this design
>>559237313I think anon's going to quit...
>>559237321bricked did it first
>>559237323>no movementDOTO'S DOTOS ARE FAKE???
>>559237329don't say that...
Ive been reading Basedorin x Anon yuri books and imagining it to be Grass x El what the fuck is wrong with me?
>tfw im so boring no one ever doxxes mebros........................................................
>>559237313I did that this morning and got absolutely nothingI even got ragebaited into doing a tenner and still got nothing
>>559237395Bricked didn't do anything stop scapegoating them.
>>559237356Nothing of value as usual
Which club's danchos are the strongest?
>>559237486Mambo's danchou doesn't even play the game yet they're on A+ so him
>>559237476its their names though...
>>559236945We have a waitlist of people clamoring to get in but can't because of this
Stop being assholes.
>>559237486Whoever is a Teiofag, due to sheer mass and volume
Yappy Yeppers, like Yeppers suggested
>>559237486Mambochou has managed to make his members bot so he can collect A+ gibs monthly while only logging in to not lose danchou status
>>559237486/v/ma. They would smoke anyone here, especially if someone arranged an interboard tournament where we all competed.
>Dirt A / Mile AOr>Dirt B / Mile SWhat's better for a Front Runner?
>>559237486Almondancho can take 12 men at once
>>559237202>>559236991>>559236626>>559236050Fuck off >>>/umajp/
>>559237626Maya is so small
>>559237683I know you're trolling but I HAVE seen some very strong anons there, I think a board tournament could be pretty fun.
>>559237584brickedbro going to cry?
>>559236945Now that I think about it I can just stop playing and the officers wouldn't even be able to kick me and I feel so stupid trying to follow the rules
>>559237797fucket the puppet
Which club should go next?
>>559235057um
>>559234851Why'd they translate STOP! into Hold that thought?
>>559237471I'm bored and pulling is more exciting than 99% of the game, the other 1% being CM results
>>559237776Don't do that...
>>559237885ask the /uma/club covncil
>>559237775Stop shitposting about bricked what the fuck did we do
Hell yes
>>559232463>checks /b/ out>mare pussyBye guys I'm moving
>>559237920>we
>>559237915Sure, preparing a massive doxx
>>559237893FUCKING EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!
>>559237756
>>559237908I'm with you there, I just wish I didn't have to pull carats out of my own ass to pull
>>559237471>ragebaited into pullingreminds me of the guy who lost last CM and dumped all his carets in a fit of seethe and then crashed out and deleted his accountgrim
the what now
>>559237962>check>it's realoh dear
Post discord screenshots.
Freak.
>>559238026I've been doing this for months, so I'm better at controlling my seethe... I think
>>559238063It'd be funny if they released it on the 20th so I could go MARCH 20 TRACKBLAZE IT before intoxicating myself with a coke and heroin laced tequila shot
>>559238063Make A New Tracker.
Does anyone have the Brazil pull plan
Yesterday I dreamed about having sex with my danchou.
friendship with yeppers went down by 5
>>559238260
>>559237941>got another mood down after the raceYou win it this time, intern
>>559237962>>559238080That's all you had to say, goodbye for a minute /uma/
Dotoniggers are the worst posters here
Why the fuck can't they let us 3x sweep these stupid legend races?
>>559236243>>559236469is there an archive of these somewhere?
>>559237909I'm pretty sure officers doesn't have the power to kickWell time to test and get proven wrong or right
>>559235057halo...
Its shitposting hours I see.
>>559238345officers cant do shit aside from inviting/accepting/declining join requests
>>559238319Holy shit! That's El Condor Pasa behind her!
>>559238321How low can you botnigs be
>>559238345They can only accept invites
What do I want for dinner?
>Thread is talking club drama>Otherwise things are chill and have been for a while>Literally no one:>/v/poltard/ storms in and talks about black umaHoly fuck how obsessed are lefties about blacks?
>>559238321At that point youre not even playing the game do you want sweep to request shoes too retard
Because someone was askingthe website you use to compare trainings is uma.guidehttps://uma.guide/support-cards/training-simulatordon't know why you freaks can't be normal about this
>>559238476Taco Salad.
>>559238538Buy an ad
if bricked disbands we get their active members theyre not going to quit playing
>>559238523That should honestly be a thing
How did Bricked become /uma/ punching bag? Mambo psyop?
>>559238489>>/v/poltard/ storms in and talks about black uma >/b/tard storms in and talks about horse pussyftfy
>>559238489Could you be any more obvious that you made that post to stir shit up
>>559238590
Does /pol/ have clubs?
>>559238713Mambo
>>559238410>>559238453Why the heck was I even following rules whole last month then Since dancho himself doesn't follow it I can take it easy this month and break the rules too thank cygames for useless officer powers
>>559238708Buy an ad
>>559238641Theyre just really annoying
>>559238538>I know I’m trying to shill my shit in the autistic capital of the internet but why do you guys have to be so autistic about me being a shillHang.
>>559238641They're a bunch of faggots that wanna be the center of attention
i thought they removed multiple mood downs on careers
>>559238641between the spam of lobbies that they host and the recruitment spam, theyre really really annoying desu senpai
>>559238476water
>>559238979>spam of lobbiesHow the fuck is that a bad thing
>>559238641unironically uma&co trying to force the attention away after being outed with their vfcord by shitposting bricked
>>5592384763 pizzas
>>559238641The danchou is an avatarfagging slopper so he deserves it.
>>559238979is No Stopping Me triggering in room matches for people? I keep losing to people that have it and I was told it wasnt good this CM?
>>559239015>lobbies of whales>lobbies of unrelated racesfuck off bricked
>>559239101as a latefag it procs maybe once every 10 rooms
>>559239060I dont keep up with club drama what did they do.
FM is a bait banner and NTR is the real banner to roll on right?
>>559236991Damn Ai's mom has got it going on
>>559239101If it procs early then you win same as all other CMs
>>559238641marvelous sunday and turbo tuesday is not /uma/
>>559238979>>559239119nothing wrong with lobbies, also bricked members are mostly weak
>>559239119>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME STOP POSTING LOBBIES AND STOP WINNING(You)
>>559238476everything
>>559239262>also bricked members are mostly weakWho among the /uma/ clubs have the strongest members? When are we going to have a club vs club CM tournament ?
>>559238641theyre botters
>>559239262>bricked members are mostly weakLmao, its like you guys don't join rooms.
So /uma/ hates bricked because they are attention whores. Hosting lobbies good, but attention whoring bad
>>559239119you're trying way too hard/uma/ has and always will enjoy scrims and fun lobbiesjust look at how taabo tuesday went
>>559239368>Who among the /uma/ clubs have the strongest membersdacchis have Ka*te, he'll clear rooms easy
>>559239368Uma&Co has some of the strongest Torenas in here, and most of them are whale ojisans
>>559239368Uma&Co
>>559239363
>>559239101As per room data lates are getting it to proc at all around 41.2% of the same, and 16.4% of the time it procs it's a very early proc. That's like 7% total to get a good proc out of it, but if you do it's insanely strong as always.
>>559239204yep
i have the ASS aptitude, sadly on the wrong outfit
>>559239475why am i catching strays im not even the strongest player here
>>559239475I beat Kate 3 times when they were hosted last time
>>559239363>>559239527granny erotic
>>559239368Uma&Co won 4 out of 5 twin turbo Tuesday rooms
>Antibricked shitposting>Post asking about the strongest club members >Suddenly uma&coI start noticing
my danchou kicked me from the club i've been in since launch and they even rejected my reapplication... i think im gonna be sick... we used to chat together in there...
>4rze>Kaite>OberonWho else are the notable strong players?
>>559239145one of their member posted a screenshot of their discord revealing they're an uma.guide shill club and a club related to vfcord they even had @VF members on their discord members
>>559239678mambos dancho
>>559239368Whoever slayed the piggy Wittard is the strongest.
...is that how /b/ is typically?
>>559239687bricked has a vfcord member though>>559236472
>>559239678Me
>>559239527Isn’t she related to Secretariat
>>559239792Is irony dead to you?
HHHHOOOOOEEEEEHHHH ARIGATOOOO
>>559239678Whoever's the guy that was trying to sell his perfect platinum account to some Saudi oil baron
>>559239750>suddenly the unironic witshart posterBoo this marks the shitposting over. I was even having fun too way to blow all the fun
>>559239438Post Cm10
>>559238538>you freaks>it's literally one autistIgnore the schizo, he literally throws a fit whenever he gets triggered by anythingFunnily enough he doesn't get triggered by tranny politics so I'm sure he's the one stirring that pot as well
>>559239663Should've joined a ~B+ club. Anything above that has casual unfriendly quotas/requirements
>>559239527
Which part of the globe do I blame for this thread?
Next thread surely can't be worse than this
>>559239575You are though, like objectively by results you are.
>>559239862all i see is a vfcord member, might be trans as well KEK
>>559239101Anon posted the data, but yeah it's very unreliable but can win you the race if it hits just right
was only doing it all for the goof but seeing that we actually summoned the vf shill mesns i should stop later dacchis
>>559239959>evening in europeAs usual, the Krauts
>>559239948Her poor old bones
>bricked recruited from vfcordtheyre not /uma/ after that
Ayabe's sister would have made the thread better, if she lived
>>559239663Which club
>>559239959Australians just woke up
>>559239948>>559240064its literally post midnight tho??
>>559240117There's literally zero proof that happened
>>559239663why did you flatline
>>559239959It's Finland hours
>>559240164why would they proudly have a vftroon on their club
>>559238319>>559238589>>559238623>>559239948>>559239527>>559239363>>>Umajp
>>559240157Vampire heritage, please understand
>>559239948what did she mean by that?
my Kingu doesn't look first rate...
>all mentions of uma&co and their vfcord ignored I am noticing. Autis/uma/ won't tolerate bullying Mambo and Bricked.
>>559240232ITS A JOKE ITS IRONIC
>>559239861>Isn’t she related to SecretariatYes, her great-great grandpa via her sire iirc
All i want to say is Bricked has the weakest members and the least Plat titles
>>559240238First one is american bwo
>>559240238Your oshi will NEVER be playable
>cool horse>they make her a loliWhy?
First uma with Mile S and Dirt A and above...Fuck, so close to perfection
>>559240238You will never be a janny
>>559240323thats why we should seriously remove them from the clublist and treat them as non /uma/
>>559238476Decided on biscuits and gravy
Is umaooo still a club here or have they given up
maybe we should exile uma&co and bricked to clean the threads
>>559239986do you have the data to back it up? do you have the records of all the strongest players here?
>>559240557They were like rank 200 last month and climbing
>mambo falseflagging and blaming someone elseYou couldn't even hide it, small hatted fucks
cry harder bricked
Gonna rape and mind break Doto
>>559239750>thread is abhorrently shit >this guy is present >seemingly updated with the thread too>"jpnigger" anti JP schizo as well I'm actually not surprised.
>club drama spamExtremely homosexual thread
>>559239925>>559240154>>559240202It's a B-ranking club... danchou isn't even a hardcore player...
>>559240578No but I remember you terrorizing rooms so, I literally cant think of another anon id call stronger
>>559240793where is Falco going?
>>559240793>>559240769if only bricked didnt dox mambo
>>559240885Her night job at the brothel
>>559240829that was many months ago, anon...
>>559240885DeShawn’s house
>>559240803No other explanation other than danchou is done using you as his onahole. Sorry buddy
First Mambo Flatliner drama, then Bricked name change attention whoring. Can we just get rid of these two
Can this dogshit thread get any worse I'm at the point where I wanna give /v/ma a shot
>>559240320Based Autis/uma/ bro
>>559240662>the Mamboyim are waking upSHUT IT DOWN
But let's be real, dotonigger randomly doxxed bricked out of nowhere.
>>559240769Didnt know Tosenjanny is a crybaby bitch
>>559241067yeah just get rid of both
Rice btfo
>>559240993If that's really you. It's just a single obsessed anon. Others, or me, appreciate your strong umas to test against.
>>559241068Who cares what you think or do retard fuck off and stop crying
Curious that /uma/ club never has any drama in these threads
There’s not enough Seeepy abuse
>>559241107He quickly displaced Falcoposter as the worst poster in this general, it's amazing.
>>559235057>silver gate>wait does that say eclipse first?>gold gate>rainbow gateWHAT
>>559241107bricked doxxed mambo first
>>559241212Because they are the gatekeepers and saviors of our culture.
>>559241212They’re too busy playing the game to reach their obscene quotas and jerking off to danchou discord porn to actually come here
>>559240803Was it a non-/uma/ club? I've been in public clubs, and those motherfuckers will kick you for no apparent reason
>>559241258DIE
>>559241107Doto would do that
I keep saying it's Uma&Co but you fags just wont believe it. How else will they cover up their discord server drama
>>559241298The quota is literally normal for an S though
>>559239368imagine decide the strongest members through graded CM, it's more like "who has the fattest whales and fastest sweepy" god this captcha fucking sucks
>>559241258explode
>>559240157>>559240254>Anon is a vampireCall the Belmonds, the Richters, the Von Carsteins, everyone!
>>559241212omg sheepies
>>559241298>still trying to force a discord narrative with shitty photoshops when danchud can only ever use ibb and pastebin links
>>559241501
>>559241404>>559239060>>559241212Which A+ ~ S clubs doesnt have a discord at this point
>>559241148wow i hate gol shit so much
>>559241568How would you know that?>suddenly shitposting about other club stopsWe caught the club shitstirrer
>>559241684All of them, there's literally nothing wrong with them. Are you guys not friends with your clubmates?
>>559241258It's hilarious when you're planning on gambling 30k carats as someone spectates, and you get her on the first ten pull so you just end the screen share early.
>>559241684Mambo
>>559241684Mambo has been independently verified by the board of directors to be Discord free.
>>559241753No? Lol
>>559241779How do you screenshare on 4chan?
>The schizo retard manufacturing club drama is going at it againAnd you guys are giving him free (You)'s
>>559241684/uma/ club
>>559241681
>>559241684Autisuma and Mambo
nothing more sad than a baldy ojisan scared of the discord boogeymen
>>559241684Unironically sweepy
>>559241904There is actually nothing stopping a schizo from talking to himself as countless other boards have proven
>>559241881>He doesn't knowMy bad, forgot to invite you.
>>559241779>pulling with an audience on streamdo you guys really do this...?
>>559237683The only guy there that's better than /uma/ anons is the oy neigh danchou and that's only cause he does like 10 runs a day
>>559241174We like to shitpost about him being a buhi and about his doxxing and all, but I really like him too, his umas like that monstruous SMaru from earlier are really good for practice and he is a good lad.I won't be saying this again and will always deny that I said that though.
>>559241927Not everyone is a balding ojisan
Wake up sheeple. The A+ club drama is caused by all the B+ and under clubs for their entertainment as they bet on which club will be the victor and who will get slandered.
this is all uma&co's fault along with their vfcord
Umallo
>>559241909
>>559241684umahjong
RIKO ITS RAFFLE TIME WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU
>>559241779>thirdies are so poor they have to watch gambling streams instead of actually pulling
I love my mambros
>>559242082This is truet.B+ club danchou
>Secret events don't trigger in Make a New TrackblazerSo Suzuka is dead for the next 4 months.
I pay money to MooMooCow so I can stream MY pulls on his stream to his viewers
>>559242125I wanna join umahjong-chord but not the club...
Is the Mr. CB card a must pull and if it is, is it better to pull for this one or wait until August/September for the rerun with Super Creek?
>>559242097
No thanks
>>559242214You can still run Suzuka in Unity bwo
>>559242017Oh yeah he's pretty good, but i wouldn't say hes the best. The rocky man is probably the top guy in my experience.
>>559242261nyes
>>559242261mandatory for end closer decks until taishin wit powercreeps her and she's a good alternative to fine motion for grand live
As a club that's been shitposted early times we at Autis/uma/ along with Mambo and Bricked don't care about any of these. kys.
>>559242214>TrackblazerKill yourself
>>559242082>the B+ underhive is collaborating to defeat the /uma/ elitenaruhodo... I never would have suspected...
>>559242261If your main style is going to be End for a while than Cock and Balls is basically a must pull
>>559241349yeah it was the first one that sent me an invite within the first month of the game... danchou..... why.......
>There's free pullsuh based
>>559242261
>>559242428Falco wouldn't say this.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCoN16zdM08
>>559242014My ojisan friendgroup did this. We also streamed every race and acted like salarymen whose lives would be financially ruined by the loss. Didn't last long.
>>559242432>seething because someone deadnamed the next scenariowhat's your preferred pronoun? MA/NT?
>>559234995creepy as fuck when she starts to turn around
>>559242481pull*
>>559242481I got a bakushin!
>>559242476now this is a club I would want to be in
>>559242481Enjoy your Tickzeo
>>559242631Give it time for anon to master sloppamancy
>>559242214>steals your angling with Suzu made in Unitynothing personnel
>>559242657Delete your account
>>559242476C-cute...
>>559242680you see why i'm so distraught then
accept my application
now that the shitposters are gone or moved to another board which club was really responsible for all of these mess in the thread?
>>559242723in what scenario?Angling doesnt trigger cm11
deny that guy's application
>>559242785>now that the shitposters are gone.>Implying implications.
>>559242610For me? The classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bnhv_3RPYo
>>559242785bricked
>>559242476the sovl in this image is making my blackened, tiny heart swell back to a normal size
>>559242428>>559242785Autis/uma/ they are the /v/ planted club after all
>>559242785a /v/ club obviously...
>>559242214Oonige was only a big thing before release, then the moment it came out it was debunked within a day, how its ultra high effort for inconsistent reward, so nothing changed.
Uma& Co won
>Another anon dead for 3 days I'm tired of kicking guys, please leave at the start of the month if you don't think you're going to play
>>559242912>>559243012>Autis/uma/ is a /v/ spyWhat kind of headcanon are we inventing now
>he is back at it again/v/ was a mistake
Just about ready to give up on Bamboo until my Yanko is at least LB3.
My /v/ club is comfy
are there any clubs here that for semi-serious players? i never do fan runs nor will i even be able to meet the high fan requirements but i never flatline also im always requesting med shoes
>>559243025nobody here will get the reference
>/v/ this /v/ that /v/ /v/ /v/Guys do they even give a shit about us.
>>559243171God damn it that picture made me laugh out loud
>>559242912It's always Mambo, Autis/uma/ and Rebrickedholy shit can you fags be original for once?
>>559234013Except Curren
please accept my application umadash
>>559242356>>559242462So should I borrow while I wait or pull immediately?
>>559243234Uma is a flatliner game
/pol/ was a mistake
That uma is so beautiful. I love her
>>559243282I'm cumming
DO NOT PULL STILL IN LOVE
>>559243131Fuck off >>559213986
>>559243268dont know but i always report their threads
Autis/uma/ is literally a /v/ club he’s over there recruiting right now
>>559242476There's no point in dwelling on it and wondering whether you did something wrong. People are assholes and can remove you for a number of unfair reasons. You could try to make your own cozy club and making it a place where your members don't have to worry about stupid shit like that
I want schizos to leave
Yep I got no aces.
>>559243365death to tranniesdeath to "english voice actor"death to western weebsdeath to ironic shit headsdeath to (you)
>englishhow can you enjoy this in any capacity?
>>559243365>ugly ginger>bland>can't even make a sandwich
>>559243395Link?
>>559243392Rice would say and do this.Rice supports a tightly knit family not a tragic fractured community.
>>559243395Made me lookThough, I'm surprised that they just do the exact same things we do as danchous
>>559243531Do you ask your mother to wipe your ass for you?
>>559243623No, why? It's all crusty by now, but whatever.
>>559243453>death to tranniesYou will kill all the Falcosis...
>>559235517
>>559243395>made me look>they're just having a nice time and haven't brought us up onceCan we stop tearing eachother apart over clubs?
>>559243623I have a bidet
>>559243724No fuck clubs. Everyone not in my club is thy enemy.
>>559243724>/v/ uma is one of the few chill threads (just like ba used to be)>/vg/ uma is nothing but schizo ramblings, as is normal for /vg/ generals (see ba and others)almost like there is a pattern
>>559243395>Autis/uma/ is full since yesterday>"they're recruiting in /v/ I swear!!!">actually went to /v/ to larp as their danchouFucking retard.
>>559243773Rice HERO
>>559243131There's always one trainee that gives you bullshit no matter how many careers you do. Put her down.
>>559243623I don't, but I do ask her to send me links to stuff when she talks about things that are interesting.
>>559243724Election tourists have a crippling addiction to tribalism. So no.
>>559243025i googled this phrase and all the results were porn website linksinclude me. tell me the reference.
Daring Strike does jack SHIT
>Try the sloptuber site>"Non-matching cards contribute stat bonuses ONLY. (?????)"Did these retarded niggers forget about TE?
>>559243735nta but mine isn't enough even though it has a high pressure
>>559243453>>559243467
>>559243909Sex with ojou-samas while her uma bodyguards can't do anything but look on and be horny in the background
what do u do if u get doxxed?
Autis/uma/ IS literally recruiting there though wtf
>>559243698erm but curren"sisters" are the confirmed /lgbt/ posters...
Why are we having February Steaks in March? I thought we were accelerating.
>>559244029unalive yurself
>>559244029Dried feces in your mailbox, unfortunately
>>559244029You go AIEEEEE for show then go about your day
>one (1) pullt-thanks...
>>559244014>here comes the Gáe Bolg
>Ardan sparkers will end up with 5 clovers in their mailboxkek
>>559243920>/v/ermin calling ANYONE an election tourist.
>>559244029Live my life
>>559244062I run like this and I'm a man
>>559244029jerk off into your mailbox, fortunately>>559244158you know me so well finemo
>>559244248I don't run at all and I'm a man
>>559243943Does more than curvature and people buy the shit out of that skill 0.25* 4 = 10.35* 2.4 = 0.84To be fair you're meant to stack it with characters who have uniques but do the same thing to get a high power ladder half mid-race surge towards the front of the pack. Characters like gold ship or Manhattan Cafe
I wanna be a man
>>559244278
Why are people running a runaway and a front on the same team
>>559244248Good for you anon! work off those mantits and you won't run like that.
>>559244348Briansis...
>>559242476cute....
>>559244203Imagine not being FATED to meet her in less than 30 pulls
>>559244278>>559244454It's okay to reject your Uma
Wtf why did the thread die
Granny or Mommy?
>>559244574>He thinks he is allowed to reject his uma>He thinks he will get away with rejecting her
>>559244348
>>559244615idk why mods there have a weird hateboner against uma, but every other gacha is okay for them.
>>559244615/v/annies couldn't handle Shichi....
>>559244574is something a bad toreina would say.
>>559244651>implying they'll forced you to love them
>>559244752The mods? What are you talking about, im asking why this thread suddenly slowed down.
>>559244797>He still thinks he has a choice in the matter>>559244796The complete opposite of /vg/, which is why /uma/ fails at the gaslight game.
>>559244615see >>559243392
>>559244891Always suicide for back up plan
>>559244479A runaway positions herself ahead of the runner behind her, no matter who it is. Runaway is actually a weak position by itself (it has an acceleration and stamina consumption debuff worse than any other position) so it's literally only good because it's so far ahead. However if there are no fronts, your runaway is just sitting ahead of the pace chaser pack like a normal front, but it still has those debuffs. So either you gamble that every single lobby with have another front, or you bring your own to guarantee the spacing you need. This also lets you run a specialized normal front runner with passing skills that fronts wouldn't normally be able to rely on (like NSM) so if your runaway gasses out your team has a strong chance of winning anyway.
>>559245006Cafe's friend? Get this retard!
>>559244906Splits are forced and gayIf the cultures are similar enough, we should all get along and ignore the trolls
>tissues
>>559245104but on CM10 a front and a runaway looks bad
who up sweeping their tosho
>>559245280what do you mean it looks bad?
How do I even Sweep?
>>559245172There are some pretty major differences as far as thread culture goes in my experience lurking I'd say.
>>559245364NOOOO YOU FUCKING WHORE DON'T DEFILE MY PRECIOUS DOBER
>>559245364I saw this pic a lot of times but this is the first time I notice she has a wedding ring
>>559245364>tfw your trainee subjects you to enhorsed feminization and you look in the mirror for the first time
>>559245252Why not use them?
>>559245495She's going to divorce and take all the money.
>>559245172They could always hijack the /vmg/ thread. Dunno if the jannies or other /vmg/ residents would get mad over a single general being consistently fast and hitting the bump limit on a slow board though.
>>559245438That's what lil bro always says
based incel
my wife's dumb friends...
>>559245590how old are you anon?
>>559243885Nah it's definitely a card/trainer issue. Waiting for the free rolls to end since I stupidly rolled in it despite usually being against it and should have a spark by the time the free rolls are over, and if not the daily rolls should push it over too. With my Stego runs, which are the best I could ever reach at like A3 or so, I borrow an MLB Yanko and she's so reliably in wit, and even if she's not I get better gains, than when I have to run my 0* because my other Speed/Stamina cards are actually that bad.
>>559245710>friendsThey just follow Gold City
what evil mastermind is trying to force us to crossbreed with /v/ma? what do they stand to gain...?
>>559245421Go join some uma botting discord, someone posted it here.
>>559245710>english slang
>>559245382you block your own front with runaway suzuka and you are not taking nsm on your front this CM
>>559245710my lovey dovey wife palmer said its fine for me to sex helios to help her get over her yuri losses
>>559245710Brand new whip just hopped in
>>559245931but you would take NSM on your front if you were using runaway Suzuka, that's the point...
>>559245806/vg/M/v/F agenda
>>559245909fr
>>559245647>check the /vmg/ thread>133 days ago that's not gonna work when they constantly have multiple 700 posts threads per day. They're really just stuck in their shitty situation.
Is Helios into her trainer or is she too much of a party slut to want a boyfriend
I got no fireballs on stamina at alldo I buy a white recovery? running her as END
Still in Love looks so fucking frail
>>559246035>youre so fine>queenfuck me
>>559245710>waheylmao
>>559246065Helios is the only uma that I would say might actually be into girls.
>>559246060>133 days agoHoly shit are they even alive.
>>559246081Good
>>559246065she is gay
>>559246035SLAY QUEEN
>>559246081Just about anyone looks frail next to Gentle-ojou-sama.>>559246169She has a hard on for exactly ONE (singular, 1) girl, and she is constantly rejecting Helios' bullshit. Helio is still very much into her toreina cuz of the support he's giving her retarded ass.
Shichi caught me using her gravure as fap material...What do
>>559246060I thought people were joking when they said there was a /vmg/ uma thread holy shit this is like discovering a lost civilization trapped under the ice
>>559246065she's a cuck
cunny lover helios
>>559246293stop calling her thatthen fap to her scolding you "IM RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO USE IMAGES OF ME!?"
>4 double circles 1 single circle first round>win/draw/draw/lose/loseI HATE UNITY CUP
>>559246065Nigga every Uma is bi.
>>559246081You can't just post moggings this brutal anon. There are international rules around this.
Umamusume global is next
>/yuri/tards out in full forcethe JP schizo is REALLY desperate today
Post fusu
>>559246081God Still is so tiny and cute I love her so much
>41 days of half TPI'm not gonna make it
>>559246081sex with Donna while still watches
>>559246546
/v/ jannies work quick, one report for off topic and next the thread is gone
>>559246009It's not an agenda gwo it's natural love
>>559246720kys falcokek
>>559246720This is why /uma/ is one of the worst generals in /vg/
>>559246720Based falcon
Uma uma umya unya
>>559246081how could you post this anon
>>559246035Kill localizers >>559246081Fucking womanlet
>>559246065All umas are at bare minimum bisexual which means everyone can be happy, straight men and dykes alike. It only becomes a problem when one side starts asserting that it MUST be one way or the other.
>kill disgusting creaturesYOU CANT SY THAT
>>559246861>Fucking womanletThat's the plan
>>559246859why does she have big lips
dumb niggers are obsessed with club drama and /v/ todayI'm out
>>559245710I feel like if I told them that 33 + 77 doesn't equal 100, Helios would pretend that she didn't know while Tosen would be genuinely shocked.
>>559247038What the fuck are you doing
>>559247031>feminazi
>>559247031All actual uma discussion is happening in club chat now bwo, drop in and chat
giving this dumb gyaru (loving) 20 kids, one for each iq point
>>559246008no one is doing that for CM10 didnt even need that for Arima Kinen either
>>559247031I just dont get why we have to talk so much about them when they dont even talk about us. It's annoying.
>>559247008No
>>559247176>one for each iq pointbased
>>559247038
>>559247176She looks straight from a shoujo manga in a good way
HOOOOLLY MOMMA burb is fucking stacked!look at these melons
>>559247513What umas are /2hucore/ ?
>>559245665>she sees my dick
Would Oguri be a good wife?
>Someone posts straight up MLP in a thread>stays up for hours>Does it again the very next thread>Stays up as well>Someone posts furry versions of uma characters>Stays up>Someone posts mild fur lewds>Instant delete
>>559247547>clanker
Are Lates or Ends the better gamblers for this CM?
>>559247547would
>>559247547Chocolate milk
An explanation like that is not enough for me to understand.
>>559247557sweeper
>>559247585>mild furIt's furry
>>559247580As long as you have money for food.
>>559233220why are their pussies barely covered? highlegs are soooo fucking hot
>>559247607End is doing better in rooms
I watch the chibis in the club do their dance at least once a day. I love it
>>559247713>MLP is fine>Furry versions of Uma is fine>Blatant off topic /pol/ shit is fine>Someone reacting to Furry umas with Furry lewds is bad
>>559247513
>>559233220Loved fatty chan
>>559247793>implying But we do need more /pol/
>>559247743i love how bad the animation frames are, it has a charm to it
Furshit is the bane of existence and anyone who posts it and tolerates it should be dealt with swiftly.
>>559247730Sadly the law requires them to swim with clothes and genitals to be covered in public spaces.
I WANT TO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLWHERE ARE THE GOOD UMA BANNERS
>>559247884>Implyingyou will never be a janny you pedantic loser
>>559247717I just had a stuffed crust pizza
>>559247557Kita, Dia, Sweepy, Machan, ZRR, Mejiro Bright, Helios
is club drama finally over?
>>559246081I need to be raped by that frail uma
>>559247547
I gooned to hot big titty latinas. Where are the practice rooms?
I feel like I would burn out if I dont more than 3 half TP run on while not being on the new scenario.I really have no motivation to play thats not the new scenario? How many more days?
Is the 1 pull a guaranteed SSR?Anyway thank god I didn't get a dupe
>>559247923mlp =/= furshit
>>559247547Just the meatiest silicone in that android
sorry for reporting /v/ i wont do it again feel bad for those chuds
>>559244636Mommy always
>>559248073THINK OF THE REWARDS ANON!
can i get the *ponders* nishino flower pls
>>559248116god shut the fuck up no one cares for you /v/ranny garbage /pol/tard
>>559248086>furry trying to revise historyBronies are either talented autistic artists or literal zoophile/pedophiles
Why does this off-topic drivel stay up?
>>559248080This happened to me a few days ago with my dailies but it was the shitty Festival alt version of her instead
>>559248306point out the off topic drivel
Dicks out for Doto!
So who is the ningen we get to pyoi in Trackblazer?
>>559248174u can hav dis
>>559248369You're not getting any more Ningens until Onsen
>>559248369Riko again. But this time, you have to be the one to look for her.
>>559248471>until Onsenwhat the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck>Onsen gives us a hot as fuck hag
>>559236472>i am in that listMOOOOOOOOODS BAN THIS TROON
A stern, uncompromising jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/k7KP3Lhttps://jiggie.fun/k7KP3L
>>559248471>No more ningen failwives
>>559248473Damn I knew I should've rolled for the acupuncture gamble card
why are you like this, /uma/...
>>559236472>doxing is okay when its about le bad guyszo zucking zased...
>>559236472>i didn't get doxxedwtf bwos i also want to be an eceleb
>>559248369no ningen until project L'ARC 3 scenarios later
Did you report the /v/ thread again?
>>559248471Incorrect. We get pic related before that.
make a new thread already you cuckss
>>559239101I run a late and it almost never fires. You however do not run a late and when you rarely lose to it, it makes you seethe endlessly. Make sense?
>>559247931sex
The next thread will also be bad
>>559248847We have space for over 70 images left. Fill that quota first.
>>559248970No, fuck off
>>559249024>>559249024>>559249024
>>559248831Torena-san is so lucky
>>559248683
>>559249025There's too many umasScarcity of ningens make them more valuableBasic economics
>>559248831I forgot about her. Only because I remember only Elfie because bitch is TALL
>>559249817I can't forget her torpedo tits
>>559247950>implying It's okay to hate all furries.
